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— FEATURE fMmmmi — California contemplates Former UWM professor Will Durst will grace the a school choice program Stewart Johnson creates Comedy Stage again this much like the one in the unusual - and gets year at the "Big Gig." Wisconsin. (Page 3) paid for it. (Page 5) (Page 8) Ti a I WM POST Conference call UWM accepts invitation Hangin' out • • M from MCC Conference By Paul Krueger UWM cross country teams weren't overly successful, Coach Pete Taking the next step on the path Corfeld came in and got the pro­ to becoming a big-time sports gram back on the winning track. school, the University of Wiscon­ "I think we'll be in the top two sin-Milwaukee accepted an invita­ [in the-MCC]," Corfeld said in a tion to join the Mid-Continent Con­ recent interview. "I want to come in ference. with a bang and win [a conference Graduating from the oft disre­ championship] right away. Being spected pool of independents has in a conference means a lot. We been a priority for UWM Athletic couldbe the first teamhere at UWM Director Bud Haidet since he came to win aDivisionIconferencecham­ to UWM in 1988. pionship. "Personally, I am pleased be­ "The kids are excited to go to yond expression," Haidet said. the conference meet. It gives them "Many people have worked long a reason to pull together at the end and hard for this day. While UWM of the season. We're all looking will benefit immediately from its forward to Oct. 31, (the date of the membership in the Mid-Continent, conference championships)." er University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee students Steve Swatter (left) and Stephen I believe the true magnitude of this Corfeld also coaches the track day will be more fully realized in team and although joining the MCC Baker (right) hang out at the Jet Ski rental hut on the lakefront. the years to come." is a step up, there is a slight prob­ 9HK9 In what was a good sign for the lem. Cleveland State dropped its Student Association athletic department, UWM Chan­ track program and now there aren't cellor John Schroeder showed his enough teams to hold a conference support for the program by accept­ championship meet. New administration cleans house ing the invitation. He commented "It would've meant more to the on its significance. track team for coming together and By John Possirig the student goverment will attempt "This moment has been a long peaking at the end of the season if "We really can't do to fill the Duca appointments. time in coming for UWM athletics. there was a conference meet," U Make A Difference, the new anything until everything According to Briggs the Duca The [MCC] is a highly-respected, Corfeld said. "But Eastern Illinois, student association government for is straightened up." appointments are 200 various com­ competitive conference. We are which has a very strong program, the University of Wisconsin-Mil­ mittees made up of faculty and stu­ proud to be a part of it, and we are might have a meet with all the con­ waukee took office June 1. -Cheryl Briggs dents. These committees, she said, committed to making sure our ference teams in it anyway." SA Vice President Cheryl SA Vice President will individually focus on and ad­ women's andmen'sprogramshave Everyone involved with the Briggs said the new government is dress such issues as health and safety the resources they need to be com­ men' s basketball program is thrilled currently in process of accessing them for the past two weeks. throughout the year. petitive within the conference." with the move as it will be abig help the upcoming fall semester's goals "We really can't do anything "There will also be committees The success of men's soccer in scheduling and recruiting. The and priorities. until everything is straightened up," for the various departments on the and both basketball programs were team has had much success and Briggs said their first priority she said. UWM campus," Briggs said. key factors in UWM getting an in­ joining the MCC should give them however, is cleaning up after the Briggs said June 20, UMAD "Hopefully we can fill all the posi­ vitation to the MCC. And although more respect around the country. last student government. will hold a senate meeting and de­ tions." the conference affiliation will be a In the 1992-'93 season, men's "The first activity we need to cide what their goals will be for the Briggs said in the past student major boon to those sports, the cross basketball will probably field the accomplish is cleaning house. The upcoming semester. At present, governments, while restructuring, country teams will get the first shot best team to ever play at UWM. Yet last student government left a ma­ she said, no goals have been firmly friends have been appointed to SA at bringing home a conference the team will not be eligible for the jor mess for us," Briggs said. set but she expects the meeting to positions. Briggs said it would be championship. According to Briggs, UMAD be very constructive. Please see UMAD page 10 After a brief period when the Please see MCC page 3 has been cleaning the mess left for Also at the meeting, she said, Local bands spotlight 25th running of Summerfest By Kris Purzycki age of 21, or those unable to afford a fake ID, surmountable humor, his public acceptance, more energetic and frenzied. Either way, he Milwaukee has been kind enough, for the past and, of course, his music. Whether you're performs well worth the cover charge and is It's summer again in our booming me­ twenty-five years, to provide residents with one of the fascist pigs he often pokes at, or an even better with a beer in hand. tropolis of Milwaukee. While most people Summerfest—11 days of music, expensive environmentally safe liberal, McCurdy ap­ Pat McCurdy will be performing at 8 p.m. are working to meet those increasingly inane food and beer. peals to all sides of the spectrum. In fact, the on the Rock Stage, July 2. school fees, others are attending summer Obviously, with so many stages occu­ majority of fans crowding in at McCurdy's Perhaps the most established band Mil­ school making up those credits they flunked pied by so many bands, there is always the most frequented spot, the Celebrity Club, are waukee has had since the late Die Kreuzen is last semester. Still, the need to relax during question of which band to see. Fortunately, Marquette fratboy s and the like. Perhaps the theGufs. The quartet produces jangly, catchy the weekend is there for everyone and per­ I'm around to help you in your merry quest. reasoning is that no one escapes the eternal pop comparable to the likes of old R.E.M. and haps one of the true Milwaukee pastimes is Here are some of the more electrifying bands wrath of McCurdy. Some of his most popular the Church. supporting our distinguished, yet undiscov­ in Milwaukee that I've been lucky enough to targets are students, cultists and Michael Stipe. With a recording and increasing popu­ ered local music scene. see in the past year. McCurdy can be seen almost any day of larity to move them onward, the Gufs are a Those of age tend to take advantage of the week at Sherman's Celebrity Club play­ promising leader in the discovery of Milwaukee's music scene while the many Pat McCurdy is perhaps the most popu­ ing by his lonesome or as a third of La Dolce Milwaukee's music vista by major labels. more underage miss an opportunity to see lar solo musician in Milwaukee, rivaling,an d Trio (the Sweet Trio). If you're feeling like Their music is energetic, charged with in­ some of the most exciting bands and musi­ perhaps surpassing, the status and favor of a more intimate, quiet setting, his solo perfor­ telligent lyrics, tense subjects and intricate cians that come through town. fellow Milwaukean Paul Cebar. mances would probably be more to your Please see Music page 3 In fairness to those not yet the illustrious What gives McCurdy his flair is his in­ liking. His appearances with his band are Page 2 The UWM Post Monday, June 15, 1992 Week in Brief Compiled by Sandra Spann

Dental Careers Exploration Program McGuire to be UWM professor named interim aimed at recruting minorities honored June 18 director of Urban Research Center Marquette University's School Minority students are being tar­ Stephen Percy, associate professor of political science at UWM, was of Dentistry will m for 20 seventh geted for participation in the pro­ at Marquette recently appointed Interim Director of the Urban Research Center at the and eighth grade Milwaukee-area gram due to low numbers of mi­ Basketball Hall of Fame coach University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee. minority students June 21-June 27 norities in the field. Currently, there Al McGuire will be honored with Percy, a recent chair of the political science department, teaches in the at the dental school, 604 N. 16th St. are approximatly 142,000 practic­ thefirst Master of theGame Award, UWM Master of Public Administration program as well as political science. The Dental Careers Explora­ ing dentists in the U.S. and less than to be presented by the National Author of four books and numerous articles on public policy and political tion Program will consist of aseven- three percent are African-Ameri­ Sports Law Institute of the science, Percy has been a member of the UWM faculty since 1988. day seminar that provides career can, Hispanic or Native American. Marquette University Law School The Urban Research Center (URC), established in 1974, sponsors research exploration, observational experi­ Participants in theprogrammust on Thursday, June 18. by UWM faculty on the problems of urban policy. URC provides grant ences and in-depth information have at least a 2.5 grade point aver­ Rick Majerus, head men's bas­ management services, publication assistance and assistance in data collection about the field of dentistry. An­ age and have an interest in the health ketball coach at the University of and database management. other component of the program professions. Utah, will serve as master of cer­ will focus on academic skills such Formoreinformationaboutthe emonies and Roy Firestone, host of Marquette University looks for as test-taking strategies, effective program and to receive an applica­ ESPN's "Up Close," will provide note taking and managing stress. tion, contact the Office of Minority entertainment, courtesy of Warner future dentist during seminar With $2,000 in funding from Affairs at 288-1533. The program Cable of Milwaukee. Marquette University's School of Dentistry will sponsor a career explora- the Wisconsin Department of Pub­ is limited to 20 students, so appli­ The event will be held in tionprogram for 20 seventh and eighth grade MUwaukee-areaminority students lic Instruction, this is the first year cants are encouraged to apply as Marquette's Alumni Memorial June 21-June 27 at the dental school, 604 N. 16th St. that Marquette University is offer­ early as possible. Union, located at North 15th Street The Dental Careers Exploration Program will consist of a seven-day ing the program. and West Wisconsin Avenue. A seminar that provides career exploration, observational experiences and in- reception will begin at 6 pjn., fol­ depth information about the field of dentistry. Another component of the UWM architecture graduate lowed by dinner at 7 p.m. Tickets program will focus on academic skills such as test-taking strategies, effective are $50 each and the public is in­ note taking and managing stress. students win Ver Halen scholarship vited. Reservations can be made by With $2,000 in funding from the Wisconsin Department of Public Instruc­ Two University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee architectural graduate stu­ calling 288-7431. tion, this is the first year that Marquette University is offering the program. dents, Roger Klein and Daniel Noyes, are the co-recipients of this year's Pella/Ver Halen, Inc. scholarship. Each received $1,000 to be applied Summer Stringalong to be held at University of toward the remainder of their work within the master's program. Klein earned his undergraduate degree from UWM. He will be a Wisconsin-Milwaukee for first time since 1983 teaching assistant at the university this fall and will graduate with amaster's For the first time, folk music waukee campus June 21-June 26. Sarah Stedman, Peggy Mistak, and degree in architecture in May 1993. fans from the Milwaukee area can Summer Stringalong work­ Nick White. Noyes, a Minnesota resident, is currently a teaching assistant at UWM attend the Summer Stringalong in shops will offer participants oppor­ Summer Stringalong is offered and will receive his master's degree in architecture in December. He their "own back yard." Since 1983 tunities to study folk music in a to participants on both a credit and performed his undergraduate work at Macalaster University in St. Paul, the workshop has been held in East hands-on way with some of non-credit basis. Registration fees Minn. Troy, Wise. This year America's finest folk performers range from $150 to $394.55, de­ The $2,000 scholarship is awarded annually to an architecture student however, it will be offered at and teachers. Folkperformaers and pending on the credit option se­ within the school's master's program who demonstrates considerable the University of Wisconsin-Mil­ teachers include Muriel Anderson, lected. For more information, call design capabilities and outstanding academic efforts. Larkin Bryant, Bob Wemerehl, 229^622.

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Monday, June 15, 1992 The UWM Post Page 3 School Choice Program California looks to Wisconsin Conference invite By Andrew Kautz Amendment issue and could equalize educational opportu­ take three to five years to settle nities for low-income children. gives UWM boost California may be the sec­ in court, and maybe as many as The program would also hurt ond state to have a school seven or eight," Witte said. those low-income students who choice program due in part to Many public school teach­ remain in public schools by 900,000 signatures on a recent ers, administrators and parents drawing the highly motivated initiative. Wisconsin, the only oppose school choice pro­ students away. state with such a program, has grams. Manskin concluded from been a source of much infor­ "Choice is an attempt to de­ his study that the U.S. should mation for the sunshine state. stroy public education," said not jump blindly into a "quick- "If this initiative passes in Michael Langyel, president of fix" program for the education California it will likely end up the Milwaukee Teachers Union. system but should tread care- in the U.S. Supreme Court," "This is the wrong way to use fulty as it tries choice programs said John Witte, a University funds and in the long run will in different communities. of Wisconsin-Madison politi­ be harmful for children. "These findings alone suf­ cal science professor. vChoice' is the effort of a na­ fice for me to conclude that our Witte is in the middle of a tional agenda on the part of the nation should not rush to imple­ four year study of the Milwau­ Republican party and big busi- ment voucher programs, as ad­ kee Parental Choice Program, ness. It's part of Bush's vocated by the Bush Adminis­ and has been asked to supply "America 2000' initiative for tration," Manskin said. California with information on education based on vouchers Witte's preliminary report the program. and privatization. I am ada­ on the program's first-year out­ The idea of school choice mantly opposed to using pub­ come was mixed, he said. On is to take tax money (in the lic funding for private educa­ one hand, achievement test form of vouchers) and give it tion." scores of choice students were to parents of public school stu­ Charles Manskin, a UW- about equal to low-income stu­ dents to use for tuition. There Madison professor of econom­ dents in Milwauke Public MCC Commissioner Jerry Ippoliti are some differences between ics and research affiliate at Schools, and the drop out rate MCC from page 1 NCAA Tournamentisconcerned. the Wisconsin and California Madison's Institute for Re­ from the choice program was Getting any kind of bid as an plans. search on Poverty, released a high (86 of 249). But student MCC post-season tournament, in independent is very difficult. We In Milwaukee, 1,000 low- new study last month in which attendance, parental attitudes which the winner receives an au­ can't wait to start playing in [the income city children can at­ he developed a model that toward choice schools, option tomatic bid into theNCA A Tour­ MCC]." tend private non-sectarian simulates the effects of the of choice and parental involve­ nament, until the 1995-'96 sea­ UWM and the MCC may be schools at state expense. The vouchers on students living in ment were all positive. son. a perfect match for each other — income limit is about $22,000 three communities: poor, aver­ Witte made several recom­ On the flip side, the women's an up-and-coming, big-city per year for a family of three, age and wealthy. mendations for changes in the team, coached by M.A. Kelling, school joining aconferencelook- Witte said. Manskin's simulation re­ state statute and administrative will be eligible to win the MCC's ing for an identity, The California plan has no vealed the voucher system will rules to improve information post-season tournament and "I feel UWM is a sleeping income limit and allows stu­ not provide all the answers in access for parents and school qualify for the NCAA tourney in giant in the Midwest," MCC dents to attend sectarian helping poor youth. accountability. 1993-'94, its firstseaso n of con­ Commisioner Jerry Ippoliti com­ schools if they choose. Parents "The simulation provides At press time, the ference play. mented at the press conference. would be given a voucher of strong evidence that voucher governor's office was unavail­ "It's really great for basket­ "In Bud Haidet and [John] $2,500 and could send their finance is not the panacea able for comment on the suc­ ball and all the athletics in the Schroeder they have strong ad­ children to a private school or claimed by some of its recent cess of the school choice pro­ university,"Kellingsaidrecently. ministrative backing. They have a public school in another dis­ advocates," Manskin said. gram and the California initia­ "It really means a lot to women's solidprograffis in both men's and trict. According to Manskin, a tive. basketball because of the oppor­ women's athletics and they have "This program is a First choice program would fail to tunity to play for a post-season the use of a first-class facility for bid right away, with no grace men?s basketball in the MECCA period. Arena. We are thrilled to have "Being in a conference them join the Mid-Continent." Locals featured at 'Big Gig* means everything as far as the Music from page 1 True Heart Susie will be flair and power. What they performing at the 2 p.m. on the have to say is simple—revoke harmonies layered atop per­ Rock Stage, July 1. any poetic license and disre­ There are hundreds fected soundtracks. Returning to the roots of gard any ozone-hole-sob-story. 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Page 4 The UWM Post Monday, June 15, 1992 Smashing Pumpkins: Live at Milwaukee's Unicorn By Bill Travis we both knew we liked the same bands," remembered been trying to learn how to play. James. "I sorted junk mail, or as we call it, the Tourth-class "I've listened to late period Byrds when they had Gram On June 9 and 10, the Smashing Pumpkins pushed their mail.' They call it that because they say it has the possibility Parsons—like when all those psychedelic bands went back way up and onto a small stage secluded in front of a wall of of getting there or not getting there—like the junk mail they to either country or blues. I like that small period of music people at the Unicorn—Milwaukee's basement venue lo­ stick in your box for no apparent reason." because it still has a pop song format in some ways, but they cated in the depths of the Sydney Hih building. Throughout the evening, the propensity for something try to put in some rootsy kind of feel." These were not ordinary shows. Even before the Pump­ to happen, whether it be a decadent sexual experience or the Throughout the show, while wrestling through cata­ kins propelled their volatile energy, from a stage barely six crowd, while being insatiably galvanized by the audience, clysmic versions of "Window Paine" and "Slunk," the inches above the floor, the crowd had already closed in— breaking through the backs of the bouncers and inflicting Pumpkins emanated a feeling of confindence and control. impatiently waiting and panting for the Chicago band, destruction on any thing in sight, was entirely possible. During the pulsating blast of "Tristessa," towards the middle Once onstage, no one got out alive until the show was over. of the set, Billy Corgan leaned back and gave an approving whose latest record Gish has become a hot alternative rock v item, reeking of Sup Pop twin guitar, bass and drum thrash And a show it became. For two nights, the Smashing smile to Jimmy Chamberlain, as if to say we're making this and pure psychedelic power trips—there was no turning Pumpkins controlled the crowd at the Unicorn, converging happen and I'm digging it.' back until the show had satisfied the entire audience. new songs with relentless versions of Gish songs like However, it wasn't all vociferous rock. Intuitively "We're doing a week of shows and basically play new "Siva," "Tristessa" and the apocalyptic "I Am One." For sensing the intensity rising, along with the heat, Corgan songs that are not from our first album, but will hopefully be two nights, Iha, lurching and intimidating, gracefully slid­ calmed the crowd with a sexy romp of Steve Miller's, "The on our second," said guitarist James Iha. "We just wanted ing his hands up and down his guitar, ripped sounds, forcing Joker." to see what they sound like live." decibel levels inside the Unicorn beyond the "dangerous Exhausted and satisfied, the grand finale over, almost As the eye of the hurricane enveloped itself around a level." D'Arcy, whose pensive sexual pumps and grinds, all the beer gone from the back of the stage, the lights went glimmer of light from the stage, condensation building on anchored the music with a consistent sonic sensitivity from on and people quietly filed out. Two nights of crushing rock the blood-red cement walls, the temperature rising higher, her bass allowing drummer Jimmy. Chamberlin, with expe­ at its most primal, performed in a most primitive environ­ literally drenching any person entering the room, the Pump­ dient intricacy, to articulate an amazing assault on his drum ment, unleashing the most primal emotions buried deep kins unleashed a fury last seen at Altamont in 1969. kit. withing the human body, the Smashing Pumpkins sat on the The overcrowded Unicorn blew up. The crowd heaved "Billy will bring in a very basic form of the song," said stage and quietly talked with a few members of the audi­ back and forth as if controlled by the combination thunder James. "A riff, or a few changes. Then we sort of nurture ence. of bassist D' Arcy and drummer Jimmy Chamberlin. Huddled the riff, water it, give it fertilizer, watch it grow, give it There was no helicopter ride out and no one was mur­ in a little aisle behind the stage, trying not to hit my head on sunlight and hopefully it will turn into a good song." dered. The only thing left was a brand etched in each one of a blower hanging barely above my forehead, I gazed out to For two hours each night, the Smashing Pumpkins the people who witnessed the performance. It seems almost watch the frenzied crowd propel itself in every direction. delivered a breathless performance, surpassing a signpost obvious why the Smashing Pumpkins are the most prolific Occasionally, a body would be lifted up to the ceiling, its barely reached by many bands—one of captivation. blast of rock to surface in the '90's; and it's only the beginning. back touching the top, then hurled backwards, never to "I'm really into southern rock for some strange reason," "The Unicorn is always really great because it has such a witness Billy Corgan swirling back and forth, licking at his James said. "I like Derek and the Dominos, the Allman low ceiling," said James. "It's like a compact death room." guitar, entranced within a mood, unable to break out. Brothers—I like anything with slide guitar. Even though I "We were both working in the mailroom together and don't play any slide guitars on any of the new stuff, I've Remember FATHER'S DAY

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By Jerry C. Smith "So they're interesting to people." he was too busy creating the un­ Most of the projects CSI cre­ CreativeServices International's To see Johnson's "office," you usual, the out-of-the-ordinary and ates are local projects, but as the largest project to date is for the Stewart Johnson doesn't have get a feeling he is very well suited the beautiful, which can be seen the company's name implies, some are Anheiser-Busch Company and is an ordinary office, nor does he have for creative, off-the-wall jobs. By moment you walk into his studio. internationally known. Many are now in the production stage. an ordinary job. looking at his resume, you know When you enter, you know done for companies synonymous Johnson has been commis­ There's nothing ordinary about why. you've entered a building occupied with Milwaukee. sioned to create sets for Campbell- the decor in Johnson's office either. Johnson earned a Masters of by an artist. Johnson is responsible for Taggart, Inc. and Eagle Snacks, The collectibles on the wall are Fine Arts from Yale University in Creative Services International bringing the outdoors, indoors, as which are both owned by Anheiser- very off the wall. theatrical design in 1970 and ob­ occupies the 2nd and 3rd floors of he designed and built the set for the Busch. Johnson's office occupies tained an undergraduate degree in the building, and getting there is a Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra's The sets will be a permanent 22,000-square-feet of space in an theater fromth e University of Iowa treat in itself. Summer Nights at the Performing part of both the Florida and Califor­ old Sears-Roebuckbuilding on 14th in 1964. At each level, there is a differ­ Arts Center. Johnson said this was nia Sea Worlds, and will be housed St. and Forest Home in Milwaukee. While still attending Yale, John­ ent theme and the journey up to the the largest and most interesting in a tour center, which shows all the And although there is an actual of­ son became the art director at the top is an interesting and colorful, if project his company has tackled. different corporations they own. fice with desks and chairs parti­ Interlochen Center for the Arts in not bizarre, ride. "Every project is unique and "In the Campbell-Taggart set, tioned off in this gigantic ware­ Interlochen, Mich, in 1968.He spent As you walk into the show­ challenging, but this would have to a baker talks to you about how house, Johnson considers it all to be 10 years designing and building room you're greeted by a 20-foot be my favorite," Johnson said. "We bread is made and how nutritious it his office. sets for theatrical productions. cat, which was used in a set de­ created a whole outdoor environ­ is," Johnson said. "During the pre­ This 51-year-old former Uni­ In 1970, Johnson began teach­ signed for the McDonald's Corpo- ment indoor for the Symphony Or­ sentation, eight loaves of bread sing versity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee ing theater arts,' design, art and ar­ rationfor its motivational meetings. chestra." to you. It's quite a project." professor has quite a list of accom­ chitecture at the University of Wis­ Johnson later said the prop was a Another project seen by thou­ Johnson estimated the cost of plishments under his belt but would consin-Milwaukee, where he spent part of a set made to look like a sands of people each year in Mil­ the project at $1 million, with each rather talk about his thriving busi­ five years in a full-time capacity shelf. Along with the cat, Johnson waukee is the museum and old tav­ loaf of bread costing about $ 12,000. ness. and two years working half-time. said, there were 10-foot books and ern at the Miller Brewery. Both can One project Johnson holds near Creative Services International "I was on tenure there (UWM), a 20-foot television. been seen on a tour of the brewery. is a company that does what its so I could have stayed there the rest The showroom Johnson has "We created special environ­ Please see Create page 8 name implies. By Johnson's own of my life," Johnson said. "I got created can be compared to an art ments for them (Miller) to display admission, it's a great way to make very busy with free-lancework , so gallery. At any moment you expect their artifacts," Johnson said. "We CLOUD 9 a living. I reduced my load to 50 percent at Rod Serling to come out and begin wantedpeople to feel like the rooms Hair Design "We take projects and turn them first, then I resigned because I was talking. You see just how creative had been there for a long time." into theatrical kinds of environ­ too busy." Johnson and his 15-person work Johnson's company is also ments for clients," Johnson said. force can be. Johnson wasn't just too busy, known worldwide. Haircuts

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EVENTS Big BBQ, Summerfest grounds Rainbow Summer^ummernights Summernights - MSO, Perform­ July 11 - MSO, Performing Art Center ing Arts Center June 21 Bastille Days June 15 June 27 July 4 Film: Haitian Song, Milwaukee 30th Annual Lakefront Art Museum, 2 p.m. Summernights - MSO, Rainbow Summer, Performing Festival of Arts Film: Haiti Dreams of Democracy, FUm: Legacy of the Spirits, Milwaukee Art MUseum, 2 p.m. Performing Arts Center Arts Center Brewers vs. Cleveland, County Milwaukee Art Museum, 2 p.m. Stadium, 1:30 p.m. Milwaukee Symphony Summernights - MSO, Summernights'92 featuring Performing Arts Center July 12 June 16 June 22 Judy Collins, 8 p.m. Summernights - MSO, July 5 Bastille Days Rainbow Summer, Performing PerformingArtsCenter The Great Circus Parade, 2 Arts Center Rainbow Summer, Performing Arts Center Film: Legacy of the Spirits, p.m. June 28 Milwaukee Art Museum, 2 p.m. Film: Haitian Song, Milwaukee June 17 June 23 Summernights - MSO, Art Museum, 2 p.m. Film: Haiti Dreams of Democracy, Performing Arts Center Summernights - MSO, Movie: The Dog Who Stopped Milwaukee Art Museum, 2 p.m. Performing Arts Center the War, Union Cinema, 10 a.m. Movie: Beauty and the Beast, Summernights - MSO, July 6 Rainbow Summer, Performing UWM Union Cinema, 10 a.m. Performing Arts Center July 13 Arts Center Brewers vs. Baltimore, County Stadium, 7 p.m. Rainbow Summer, Summernights June 29 Rainbow Summer, Summernights June 18 Rainbow Summer, Performing Arts Center - MSO, Performing Arts Center - MSO, Performing Arts Center Rainbow Summer, Performing Brewers vs. Cleveland, County Arts Center July 7 July 14 Stadium, 7 p.m. June 24 Rainbow Summer, Performing Rainbow Summer, Summernights Rainbow Summer, Summernights Arts Center Brewers vs. Baltimore, County June 30 Stadium, 7 p.m. - MSO, Performing Arts Center -MSO,Performing Arts Center Rainbow Summer, Performing July 8 June 19 Rainbow Summer, Performing Arts Center Arts Center Movie: Tadpole and the Whale, LECTURES 30th Annual Lakefront UWM Union Cinema, 10 a.m. Festival of Arts June 25 Julyl Rainbow Summer, Summernights Brewers vs. Cleveland, County June 18 - MSO, Performing Arts Center Stadium, 7 p.m. Milwaukee Symphony Family Rainbow Summer, Summernights Big BBQ, Summerfest grounds Festivals Concert, United -MSO,Performing Arts Center Psychologist Viviane Nicolas, Rainbow Summer, Performing Community Center, 7 p.m. July 9 "The Haitian Palm Tree of Arts Center Brewers vs. Baltimore, County July 2 Liberty: The Road to Universal Stadium, 1:30 p.m. Bastille Days Light, Milwaukee Art Museum, Rainbow Summer, Performing Rainbow Summer, Summernights Rainbow Summer, Summernights 6:15 p.m. June 20 Arts Center -MSO, Performing Arts Center - MSO, Performing Arts Center June 25 30th Annual Lakefront June 26 July 3 July 10 Festival of Arts Artist Sam Gilliam, Milwau­ Brewers vs. Cleveland, County Milwaukee Symphony First Wisconsin Fireworks, Bastille Days kee Art Museum, 6:15 p.m. Stadium, 7 p.m. Summernights '92 featuring Lakefront, 9 p.m. Rainbow Summer, Summernights Judy Collins, 8 p.m. Rainbow Summer, - MSO, Performing Arts Center

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President Bush, at whole government working for A man you wouldn't want to sit his last press conference, you,'" Durst said. next to on a bus trip to New wouldn't recognize presiden­ Durst, a former University York.'" tial candidate Ross Perot. Ar­ of Wisconsin-Milwaukee stu­ Durst has worked all over kansas Governor Bill Clinton dent and concert and film critic the country (a 50-city comedy smoked pot, but didn't inhale? for The UWM Post, said he tour before the primaries) and Todays headlines are became intrested in comedy also abroad. Among other handed to political humorists while attending classes on this things, Durst hosted Great everyday on a silver platter. very campus. Britain's London Weekend What they do with them after "I wrote for the Post and television and Montreal's In­ that depends on how good they was in the theater department ternational Just For Laughs are. at the same time Willem Dafoe Festival. Will Durst, a former Milwau- was there," Durst said. "I ended "In London they were very keean and comic observationalist up getting a lot of weenie parts, anti-American," Durst said. "So is one of the best at turning so I took my written material instead of doing my usual act, I political headlines into stand- and started doing stand-up." tended to do the reverse and I up material. Durst started on the com­ found myself being protective Durst described himself, in edy circuit as part of a comedy saying, "I can put down my a recent phone interview, as a troupe called "Better Than a country this way, because I live "topical commentator, sort of a Sharp Stick In Your Eye" be­ there, but you can't.' They cross between Charles Kuralt fore moving to San Francisco know the screw ups we do, and and Hunter S. Thompson." to do a solo act. the names in our government, He is heavily visible now "There were a total of three so over 65 percent of my act on the cable station "Comedy comedy clubs when I first got translates." Central," doing political humor there and it was not full time Back home, Durst will get three times a week on Short work," recalls Durst. "Maybe together with Larry King and Attention Span Theater. Many a Wednesday and a Saturday. his nationwide radio audience With the presidential election just around the corner, you of today's top comics, includ­ Now, there are eight clubs and on the first Monday night of won't want to miss Comedy Central's "Political Asylum ing George Carlin and Robin the work is steady. One of the the month. The Comedy Hour, With Will Durst." The show stars political observationalist Williams, are touching on po­ clubs I worked was The Holy Sunday at midnight on 96 Will Durst in a series of biting commentaries from the 1992 litical humor. City Zoo which I'm half owner WKLH, is another spot you'll campaign trail. "There's enough material of now." catch his comedic commentar­ for everyone and the tables are According to Durst, com­ ies. can call it "Durst Off.'" if we don't fix the hole in the big enough. I just wish every­ petition for a new kid on the Throughout 1992, until the Durst is currently record­ ozone, all his American flags one would stop staining the block isn't difficult if you can swearing in of the new presi­ ing a new album and has a new are going to be burned up from tablecloth." jump to the head of the pack. dent, Comedy Central has video entitled "Dan Quayle's the sun. elected Durst to be the Greatest Hits," coming out in "Bush is a Texas oilman, channel's political correspon­ July. who says he's an environmen­ dent. Among his chief duties Now that we have a hold of tal president. That's like say­ are covering the primaries, a one of the greats in political ing he's a vegetarian butcher." special from the convention and humor, lets hear some opinions Finally, Durst razzes Bill anchoring the Comedy Central on the race for the White House. Clinton saying, "he smoked a desk for special election night ors. "I don't care who gets into joint, but didn't inhale it. He coverage. the White House—any one of had a girlfriend, but didn't sleep "After the election, I'm them are perfect for what I do." with her. He got a draft notice, going to do a one man show On Ross Perot: "Perot says but didn't read it. Why give In the years called"A History of the United ahead, what if we want to know his prin­ this guy the White House? He's 50% Tuition States' and it will be a retro­ kind of memo­ Grant ciples we should read Ken obviously not going to use it!" ries will you have spect over the last 200 years, Follet's book On The Wings Of Will Durst brings his brand when you see your Montgomery Durst said. "I'm also going to school colors? Eagles. What if we want to of humor to the Summerfest If you choose the Wisconsin G.I.Bill do a show starting in Santa know about your positions, do Miller/Pepsi/VlOO Comedy Army National Guard, some of your best memories Student Loan Monica called "You can't make we read The Emperor's New Cabaret June 30 and July 1. will probably be in different shades of green. up stuff like this.'" There was the green you earned to help pay for Repayments Clothes! Durst's wife Debbie will go on college by serving in the Army National Guard. The Down the road, maybe we "Someone should let him before each of his shows. 50% tuition grant More than $6,000 through the can see Will Durst on his own know the slogan is "Buy Ameri­ I'll see you at Summerfest's Montgomery G.I. Bill. And up to $10,000 in the talk show. Student Loan Repayment Program. can,' NOT "Buy America.'" Comedy Cabaret. Fourth row- Then there was the green you wore as you mounted "We could call it "Durst,' On George Bush, the envi­ Center. roaring helicopters and speeding M-l tanks The green WISCONSIN just like "Donahue.' Maybe we that hid you from the "enemy" in rugged terrain. And ronmental president: "Tell him the green that represented your friends' envy about the skills you were learning - in computers, electronics, communications and other technical fields. All it took out of your college life was about two days Stewart a month and two weeks each year. But it was one unfor­ gettable experience - and a lot of colorful memories. 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By JimHaig closely. If you haven't gotten a tion. However, in LethalLethal lice brutality. Mr. Donner, you A thinking person's movimovie ^ chance to view Lethal Weapon Weapon J it is long and drawn now have the basic plot for your for the summer is Paramount The only thing hotter than 2, it is best to check it out be­ out and hurts the fast paced next movie. Send the Picture's Patriot Games. A riv­ the weather this summer is the fore you hit the theater. story they set out to achieve. scriptwriter's check to me. eting film, based on the novel new crop of films at the box Mel Gibson and Danny Director Richard Donner keeps If the theme is "love con­ by Tom Clancey, leaves the office. Glover shine brightly once the pace rolling until an emo­ quers all," Far And Away has audience satisfied but with a From sequels and passages again and Rene Russo (Major tional scene breaks up the great potential for people who very important question unan­ in time to emotional dramas League) offers a fine support­ rhythm. won't let anything get in the swered. This is the first of and kinetic sci-fi, this summer ing role. Joe Pesci's role of We cheer the officer's un­ way of their dreams. The hus­ three films to star Chicago na­ will be loaded with a variety of Leo Getz grows tiresome after ruly methods with the bad guys, band and wife team of Tom tive Harrison Ford, who with cinematography. the first few minutes bringing but will the formula for this Cruise and Nicole Kidman do his talented acting skill, brings They say that good things some scenes to a grinding halt. series continue after the quite well and make a long, the film across the finish line come in threes but unfortu­ Emotionalism has been a Rodney King episode? drawn out film worthwhile. well. nately this is not true of Lethal major part in the series, but in If there is a Lethal Weapon Romantics at heart can es­ Ford's former characters of Weapon 3. The second install­ the first two it was only touched 4 it could have a good cape from the shoot-em-up Indy Jones and Hans Solo, tend ment of the series is still the upon briefly to emphasis a storyline—that is if Riggs and summer flix, and be taken back to creep out during the scenes best with No. 3 following character's outlook at a situa­ Murtaugh get busted for po- in time, to where lovers would with the bad guys, and from cross the oceans to be with the our own knowledge of these ones they love. Keeping the past figures, lets us know the pace, to not let any mush get in villian is in for real trouble. the way of the story, producer Beautiful Anne Archer Ron Howard can be proud of shines as the stable wife of Jack the hard work his cast and crew Ryan, who juggles a doctor's did for this moving picture. life well, as the world is Calls have been coming in tumbles down around her. from Cruise, to the Post, for Ryan, a former CIA analyst on publicity for this film, but we holiday in England, foils an as­ just haven't had time for an sassination attempt and be­ interview. Not! comes the next target for the Yet another sequel to join terrorists. Trying desperately the ranks of summer flicks, to protect his family, Ryan Aliens 3 has a slow pace for­ wishes he could be in two mula to bring an end to this places at once. Sorry Jack. trilogy. Sigourney Weaver, on Director Phillip Noyce a whim with director David handles the action well and does Fincher, decided to let Ripley's a terrific job on a car crash character go bald (head lice on through the victim's point of the planet). Her performance view. seems not wholehearted to the That's a wrap for this character, and it seemingly ap­ month's major movies. We will pears she is glad this is the last return next month with the long movie. awaited sequel of Batman Re­ For both Aliens and Lethal turns. CIA Analyst Jack Ryan (Harrison Ford) is swept into the deadliest game of our time Weapon, both movies should I'll see you at the movies. international terrorism - in "Patriot Games." have stopped at number two. Fourth row-center. UWM Dining Services Hours of Operation June 22 - August 16 ALAMO CANTINA BALLROOM CAFETERIA Mon-Thur: 10:30am~4pm Fri: 10:30am-2pm Closed Mon-Fri: 11am-4pm Mon-Fri: 11am-2pm

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«t By Christine Nielsen the two well-qualified professors. Haberman said in a recent inter­ Both were selected to share the view. Who says teaching is a thank­ award. Squires, a professor of sociol­ less job? Haberman, professor of curricu­ ogy, is well-known for his research Not University of Wisconsin- lum and instruction, is nationally on such urban issues as mortgage Milwaukee's Martin Haberman and prominent in the fields of teacher and insurance redlining, and on the Gregory Squires. education and urban schools. racial dimensions of urban devel­ The two professors were noti­ He worked as a preschool and opment. fied recently that they were chosen elementary teacher in New York in He has published extensively to share this year's UWM Distin­ the late 1950s. He joined UWM in in the areas of civil rights, urban guished Public Service Award. 1962 and served as dean of the affairs and economic development Each year, the university division of outreach and continuing and is a frequent speaker and con­ awards and recognition committee education from 1975 to 1986. sultant on related topics. sends out a letter f Wisconsin." Haberman is in demand as a con­ Squires did his graduate work The criteria by which these two sultant, has been published widely at Michigan State University and nominees were judged included and was the developer of the Mil­ earned his doctorate there in 1976. their demonstrated history in pre­ waukee Intern Program, which later He worked as a research analyst for senting public lectures and demon­ became the National Teacher Corps. the U.S. Commission on Civil strations, conducting applied re­ Haberman has worked with Rights for seven years before com­ search, helping organizations de­ Milwaukee Public Schools and de­ ing to UWM in 1984 to chair the velop proposals or evaluate pro­ veloped innov ative programs to help Sociology Department. grams, consulting and advising, resolve urban school problems. In Squire'srecentprojects include: developing educational programs 1989, he received an honorary de­ membership on the Metropolitan for other organizations, serving as gree from Rhode Island College. In Milwaukee Fair Housing Council, an educational resource and partici­ 1990, Haberman was a recipient of consulting for civil rights and fair pating on decision-making panels the American Association of Col­ housing groups including the Fair and boards. leges for Teacher Education's Lending Project and membership According to Paul Scobi, assis­ Pomeroy Award for outstanding on several leading committees cre­ UWM professor Gregory Squires tant secretary to the university, usu­ contributions to his field. ated by Milwaukee mayor John ally only one faculty member is "I'm pleased, I'm happy... and Norquist and Gov. Tommy Thomp­ of faculty members would consider jury of my peers." selected to receive the award of I think it is important that commu­ son to deal with inner city lending my work to be worthy of this kind of The two professors will be pre­ $ 1,000. This year, he said, the com­ nity service be regarded in the same issues. recognition," Squires said. "It was sented with their awards on Friday, mittee could not choose between way as teaching research," Squires was enthusiastic in his primarily a feeling of satisfaction, Oct. 2 by UWM Chancellor John reaction to the award. knowing that the work I've done is Schroeder. "I was quite pleased that agroup recognized as being of value by a Convicts get second chance ^VE^CITEMENT By Amy Kraase have the necessary skills and aren't as working doesn't interfere with familiar with the job market." school. In January, Cheryl Branch, 30, Project RETURN helps the ex- "I'm not going the let it (work) STATIC LINE PROGRAM was unemployed, receiving AidFor offenders develop the skills and get in the way of school," she said. First Jump Course $110.00 Dependent Families and had spent techniques necessary to find jobs— In addition to helping Branch four days in a correction center for jobs that pay living wages, Gilardi secure a job, Project RETURN GROUP RATES drug addiction. said. has provided her with friends. 5 - 9 $110.00 Now, thanks to the help and "We are providing a tool," he For Branch, it has become a 10 - 14 $105.00 support of friends and the Project said. network of people with whom she 15- 19 $100.00 RETURN Job Task Force, she is The belief motivating the vol­ can do things and not worry about or more $95.00 20 drug-free and can support herself. unteers involved in Project RE­ being tempted to fall back into old 1/2 Price For Group Organizer! Project RETURN volunteers TURN is that, with the help of the habits. provide people who have been re­ community, people who have been "We go bowling and shoot Call or Write For Free Brochure. leased from prisons or correctional in prison or correctional institutions pool together, just hang out and institutions, like Branch, with help can turn their lives around and be­ party, no drugs or anything," PARAN AUT developing skills necessary to find come a positive force in the com­ Branch said. "We're going to have 4028 Rivermoor Rd. jobs. munity. a sobriety picnic on the Fourth of Omro, WI 54963 (414) 685-5122 The volunteers help the ex-of­ Project RETURN is primarily July. A lot of people still drink 6 miles west of Oshkosh on Hwy. 21 fenders in drafting resumes, pre­ funded by churches, businesses and and I just didn't want to get to­ paring for interviews, improving individual contributions. Itreceives gether with them." their communication skills and minimal state funds, Gilardi said. The volunteers for Project RE­ transportation to job interviews. Through Project RETURN, TURN and the Job Task Force Project RETURN helps the ex- Branch was hired at the Near have been especially helpful be­ offender's transition in society be­ Northside Neighborhood Associa­ cause of their attitude toward the come more positive and permanent, tion for a clerical summer position. people they are helping, Branch said Program Assistant Tom Before she was hired to this job, explained. Gilardi. Branch did volunteer work for the "I don't feel like I'm being "There is a gap between the association. judged," Branch said. "They don't prison door and society," Gilardi Now, she hopes she will be make you feel lesser than them. said. "We try to fill that gap. able to stay on for the fall while They make me feel like a part of "We findtha t our clients don't taking classes at MATC—as long the human race."

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