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Gemini May 22 – June 21 Sagittarius Nov 23 – Dec 21 Since you’re never happier than Yearning for something new? Venus when you’re juggling a variety of jobs, you’re and Mercury are drawing your eye and bound to relish today’s change of pace. heart to far horizons. If you’ve had enough of Happy planets Venus and Mercury will be the same old, same old, it’s time to make a livening things up very soon. Call me to break and cast off to distant shores. Call me hear why you need extra pampering now. to hear why work is good for your soul.

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Cancer June 22 – July 23 Capricorn Dec 22 – Jan 20 Popcorn rocky road bars If life has been all work and no play Invention is the name of the game. and there’s no chance you can get away, do So is money. Put the two together and you’ll We’re making our favourite USA dessert. No-bake and full of tasty bite-sized bits - kids will love something different. Make time for a hobby, devise clever schemes. Venus and Mercury mixing up this sweet treat! Serves 6-8. go to a show, spend money on yourself. put the fi zz back into your fi nances. You are A little amusement will lighten the heart. smart enough to spend your money wisely. Call me to hear why a friend brings solace. Call me to hear why it’s time to treat yourself. INGREDIENTS METHOD 1) Gently melt the butter and Leo July 24 – Aug 23 Aquarius Jan 21 – Feb 19 100g butter, roughly chopped syrup in a pan over a low Feel-good queen Venus in your sign Being a people’s person, what heat. 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