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Volume 125, Number 8 Cambridge, Massachusetts 02139 Friday, February 25, 2005 IFC Presidents Vote Athena For Removal of SAE Computers By Kathy Lin party held at an Allston house where EDITOR IN CHIEF four SAE members resided, during Hacked The Sigma Alpha Epsilon frater- which several SAE members were nity was expelled from the Interfra- arrested. The expulsion “was in no By Beckett W. Sterner ternity Council on Wednesday. Since way a punishment for any of that,” NEWS EDITOR “MIT only recognizes fraternities Child said. The “presidents were About 90 Athena machines were that are members of the IFC,… SAE aware that there was an investiga- compromised in clusters early Tues- is no longer recognized by MIT,” tion,” but it had not yet concluded by day morning with software intended according to an IFC statement pro- Wednesday, so there “wasn’t any- to capture users’ passwords. vided by IFC President Christopher thing for them to find out,” he said. Between 2:20 a.m. and 4 a.m., P. Child ’06. It has not yet been decided “someone installed a password log- Because SAE was an associate whether the IFC’s investigation into ger on approximately 90” machines, member, rather than a full member, the party will continue now that SAE said Athena Systems Programmer the Presidents’ Council had the right is not a member of the IFC, Child Jonathon Weiss ’93, who was to vote to remove them from the IFC said. involved with the response effort. at any time. SAE was previously de- Not a virus, which is self-propa- recognized by the IFC in January SAE to reapply for membership gating, the software functioned as a 2000 after an underage drinking inci- SAE can petition the IFC for Trojan horse, Weiss said, duplicat- dent and re-recognized as an associ- readmission after three months, ing the login screen for Athena ate member at the end of last spring. Child wrote. “If they are readmitted, machines but then saving the user’s “The outcome of [Wednesday] they will begin the associate member password and username to a file in night’s vote was disappointing,” program as a new member,” he the system. wrote SAE President Neil J. Kelly wrote. A fraternity must be an asso- He said that Information Services ’06 in a statement from the fraternity. ciate member for at least one year, and Technology had neutralized the then a probationary member for six program’s storage mechanism by Expulsion not disciplinary months, before it can be a full mem- 8:15 a.m. As of 8:45 a.m., he said all The motion for expulsion was ber. 19 passwords had been randomized passed by the IFC Presidents’ Coun- “We will continue to work close- by IS&T and their users notified. cil with a majority, although the ly with our alumni, the MIT admin- Only one account showed suspi- actual vote could not be disclosed, istration, and the IFC with the intent cious activity, he said, when some- Child said. The reason for expulsion of reapplying for membership in one who was not the account holder was that “some of the presidents felt three months,” Kelly wrote. “We DAVID GANDY—THE TECH logged in and changed the password. that SAE hadn’t lived up to the stan- are excited about several upcoming Praveen Pamidimukkala ’08 blocks the ball against 11th The account showed no further sus- dard of being an associate member,” public service projects which will ranked Endicott College last Tuesday. The ninth ranked Engi- picious activity to Weiss’s knowl- Child said. help to strengthen our application neers suffered their first defeat of the season, falling to 16-1. edge. The IFC’s Judicial Committee and show that we are an asset to the By 11 a.m., the software had had been investigating a December Greek community,” he wrote. been removed from each of the affected computers, returning the Mass. Ave. Construction system to normal, he said. Investigation underway Weiss said that IS&T is currently Begins amid Complaints working to identify who might have By Beckett W. Sterner cism from MIT and Cambridge been involved in the attack. NEWS EDITOR community members at a forum “From the timings we saw [of the Massachusetts Avenue between held yesterday for failure to address software being installed], it is cer- Memorial Drive and Lafayette bicycle path safety, pedestrian tainly possible for it to have been Square will undergo construction crossing safety, and the elimination one person,” Weiss said. starting this March to improve the of 30 unmetered parking spots on The person or persons installed pavement and sidewalks, as well as the western side of Mass. Ave. the software by logging in with the to redesign the intersection of Main The construction will run from root password for the Linux systems, Street, Columbia Street and Mass. March, 2005 through September, which is available for all MIT com- Ave. munity members. Parts of the project drew criti- Construction, Page 12 Weiss said that root access is typ- ically used by students to broken fix computers or for other non-harmful GSC Presents Survey Data, projects. “Making [the root pass- word] available to the community is something that MIT has historically Ideas on Grad Student Life done,” he said, and it has not led to By Kathy Dobson students. many problems in the past. ASSOCIATE NEWS EDITOR The recommendations are based Besides, “once you have physical Graduate Student Council mem- on an analysis of questions from the access to the machine,” Weiss said, bers presented recommendations for 2004 Graduate Student Life Survey there are multiple ways to break in ways to improve graduate advising and suggestions from a series of without root access. to about 150 students, faculty mem- focus groups that met last Novem- He said that “this is only the sec- bers, and administrators on Tues- ber. ond event of this scale that I can day. The recommendations include About a third of respondents think of that has happened in the last increasing communication among wanted more contact with their ten years.” Some possible changes to students, faculty, departments, and advisor, the survey found, and while the system have been discussed, he the Institute, and providing said, but that nothing has been resources that are more accessible to GSC, Page 16 decided so far.

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John M. Cloutier ’06 and Jessica H. Lowell ’07 Calvin G. Sizer ’06 and Bryan D. Owens ’07 B. D. COLEN—THE TECH Students with cardboard “Free Hugs” signs offer to hug See page 12 for a list of candidates for Class Council positions. passersby in Lobby 7 on Tuesday morning. Source: Tiffany L. Seto ’06. UA Elections Commissioner

The Tech Comics NEWS predicts MIT does well in poorly designed World & Nation ...... 2 Academy postdoc survey Opinion ...... 4 Award win- Page 14 Arts ...... 9 ners Summers to improve leadership Sports ...... 20 Page 10 Page 7 Page 15 Page 2 THE TECH February 25, 2005 WORLD & NATION Kansas Attorney General Putin Unyielding While Bush Seeks Abortion Records By Jodi Wilgoren THE NEW YORK TIMES TOPEKA, KAN. Critiques Russian Democracy Kansas Attorney General Phill Kline, a Republican who has made fighting abortion a staple of his two years in the post, is demanding By Elisabeth Bumiller their summit meeting at the shoulder-fired missiles and some the complete medical files of scores of women and girls who had late- and David E. Sanger medieval Bratislava Castle over- other deals already committed to on term abortions, saying Thursday that he needs the information to THE NEW YORK TIMES looking the Danube was designed to trade and energy. prosecute criminal cases. BRATISLAVA, SLOVAKIA portray unity, and the two leaders On an important issue of tension Kline emphasized statutory rape at a news conference here, but he President Bush expressed con- used the occasion to emphasize — Russia’s continued sale of equip- also spoke obliquely of other crimes that court documents suggest cern on Thursday night about Rus- common ground. But it also offered ment to Iran for its nuclear program could include doctors’ providing illegal late-term abortions and sia’s commitment to democracy in a unusual moments of heat as Bush — there appeared to be little health professionals failing to heed a state law that requires the sometimes tense and awkward continued to press a campaign for progress, though a senior adminis- reporting of suspected child sexual abuse. encounter with President Vladimir democracy and liberty that has tration official said the president “When a 10-, 11- or 12-year-old child is pregnant, under Kansas V. Putin. Putin, at times visibly received mixed reviews during his was “satisfied” that Putin had reiter- law that child has been raped, and as the state’s chief law enforce- uncomfortable, refused to yield. four-day European tour. It appeared ated his pledge not to sell nuclear ment official, it is my obligation to investigate child rape, in order to “Democracies have certain to have struck one of its more dis- fuel to Iran without an agreement protect Kansas children,” Kline said. things in common — a rule of law cordant notes with Putin. that the spent fuel would be returned and protection of minorities and a The exchanges stood in contrast to Russia. free press and a viable political to the reception Bush received hours That has been important to the Palestinian Cabinet Approved, opposition,” Bush said after a meet- earlier during his speech to thou- United States because spent fuel can ing that lasted more than an hour, sands of enthusiastic Slovaks in be converted to weapons-grade plu- With Few Arafat Allies chiding Putin gently, though more Bratislava’s main Hviezdoslavovo tonium. Earlier this month, Putin By Alan Cowell directly than ever before. “I was Square, where Bush also appeared talked with Iran about expanding THE NEW YORK TIMES RAMALLAH, WEST BANK able to share my concerns about to caution Putin not to meddle, as he their nuclear relationship, a subject The Palestinian parliament overwhelmingly approved a new Cabi- Russia’s commitment in fulfilling did recently in Ukraine, with the the official said did not come up in net on Thursday, composed mainly of professionals rather than politi- these universal principles.” democratic advances in a region that Thursday’s conversation. cians, ending days of crisis and marking a break with the Yasser Putin tartly responded that he Russia still considers its sphere of Under the nuclear agreement, Arafat era. would listen to some of Bush’s influence. according to one official who was All but seven of the 24 Cabinet members were newcomers, many ideas but not comment on others, The day produced no dramatic involved, most of the excess of them qualified specialists with doctorates in fields including educa- and said that debating “whether we breakthroughs. The most significant weapons fuel in Russia would be tion, electrical engineering and economics. have more or less democracy is not agreement struck as a result of the secured or converted to commercial Prime Minister Ahmed Qureia and the deputy prime minister, the right thing to do.” meeting was a joint commitment to fuel by around 2008, four years ear- Nabil Shaath, formerly the foreign minister, were among the few who The Russian president also said speed up the much-delayed securing lier than anticipated. The two also survived a radical pruning of Arafat loyalists that strengthened the that the U.S. Electoral College was and dismantling of some of Russia’s agreed to form new emergency- reform-minded President Mahmoud Abbas. Abbas has pledged to in essence a “secret ballot” and excess nuclear materials. The two response procedures if nuclear make Palestinian public life more open and effective, reinforcing pointedly noted, “It is not consid- sides also jointly announced a hand- material went missing or a “dirty efforts to secure peace with Israel. ered undemocratic, is it?” ful of modest agreements, including bomb” or a nuclear weapon fell into “The majority are new,” Shaath told reporters as newly endorsed The joint news conference after an effort to limit the spread of the wrong hands. ministers, legislators and journalists milled around the courtyard of the parliament, located in a former school here. “Rejuvenation is the name of the game.” Saeb Erakat, another Arafat associate who with- drew from the Cabinet earlier this week, said: “What you witnessed is In Duress, Pope Gets Surgery the real democracy of the Palestinian people.” New York Shows Off Its Best To Relieve Inability to Breathe In Bid for 2012 Olympics By Ian Fisher had forced his first hospitalization on success, both the procedure, and the By Lynn Zinser and Jim Rutenberg THE NEW YORK TIMES Feb. 1. Then on Thursday evening, underlying conditions that made it THE NEW YORK TIMES NEW YORK ROME the Vatican announced that doctors, necessary, seem likely to intensify The selling job reflected the brashness and resources of the city Pope John Paul II underwent a in response to an “acute breathing questions about the pope’s ability to itself: Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg inviting Barbara Walters and tracheotomy on Thursday night to insufficiency,” had performed a tra- continue to lead the church if he Meryl Streep to enlist their star power; a war room in the Plaza Hotel ease breathing problems, a serious cheotomy — cut a hole at the base of remains badly debilitated. filled with behind-the-scenes scrambling to answer any question and turn for the worse in the health of the neck directly into the windpipe. Because the cut is made below the allay any concern; a dinner at the mayor’s mansion, where he and his the already fragile, 84-year-old spir- “The Holy Father was informed voice box, medical experts say, peo- guests burst into song when Paul Simon reached the chorus of “The itual leader of the world’s one bil- and gave his consent,” the pope’s ple with tracheotomies cannot speak. Boxer.” lion Catholics. chief spokesman, Joachin Navarro- The procedure, the experts say, is After four days of wooing and cajoling the 13-members of the Only two weeks ago, he was Valls, himself a medical doctor, said usually carried out in order to place International Olympic Committee’s evaluation commission, New released from the Gemelli Hospital in a statement. “The operation, the patient on a ventilator. ANSA, an York City officials bid farewell to the panel on Thursday, confident complex here in Rome after a nine- which began at 8:20 p.m. and ended Italian news agency, reported that the they had impressed them with their message: that a 2012 Olympics in day stay, and since then Vatican at 8:50 p.m., was carried out and pope had been placed on a ventilator New York would dazzle the world as they had dazzled the commis- officials had said he was slowly ended successfully.” after the operation. sion. regaining his health. The pope was conscious and In all, the pope’s mobility and But whether the celebrities, the fireworks and the glitter were But on Thursday morning, the alert after the operation, a top Italian ability to communicate may be enough to push New York past Paris, London, Moscow and Madrid, pope was rushed again to Gemelli government official said. He was to severely hampered, a situation that Spain, in the fight for those games will not be decided until July 6, with what was described as a new spend the night in his own hospital some officials here have cited as an when the full 117-member IOC votes on the winner. bout of the flu, fever and spasms of room, the Vatican statement said. unexplored, worst-case scenario for the larynx, the same ailments that Despite the operation’s apparent the functioning of the church. WEATHER Relentless or Bountiful? Situation for Noon Eastern Standard Time, Friday, February 25, 2005 By David Flagg 130°W 125°W 120°W 115°W 110°W 105°W 100°W 95°W 90°W 85°W 80°W 75°W 70°W 65°W 60°W STAFF METEOROLOGIST 40°N Now that we are two months past the winter solstice, chances are your

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One Third of Advisors for FDA Study in Texas Sees Race Bias in Searches By Ralph Blumenthal On Vioxx Got Industry Money THE NEW YORK TIMES HOUSTON By Gardiner Harris e-mail messages. harder to fill panels with people A racial-profiling study that analyzed millions of police traffic and Alex Berenson Researchers with ties to industry without conflicts, and if they feel stops in Texas in 2002 and 2003 has found that black and Hispanic THE NEW YORK TIMES commonly serve on Food and Drug they have the best committee, they drivers were far more likely to be searched though not more likely to Ten of the 32 government drug Administration advisory panels, but at least ought to make it transpar- be carrying contraband like drugs. advisers who last week endorsed their presence has long been a con- ent.” The report said minority drivers in Texas, previously found more continued marketing of the huge- tentious issue. The agency has said But Dan Troy, the agency’s for- likely than non-Hispanic whites to be halted by the police, were, once selling pain pills Celebrex, Bextra that it tries to balance expertise — mer general counsel, said that find- stopped, also disproportionately subjected to “consent searches,” in and Vioxx have consulted in recent often found among those who have ing knowledgeable experts without which officers without warrants or probable cause ask — critics say years for the drugs’ makers, accord- conducted clinical trials of the drugs financial conflicts is difficult. pressure — drivers to agree to a search. ing to disclosures in medical jour- in question or otherwise studied them The committee took nine votes The study was conducted with the help of an Austin consultant, nals and other public records. — with potential conflicts of interest. — three for each drug — on the Steward Research Group, and was issued Thursday in Austin by If the 10 advisers had not cast The Center for Science in the whether Celebrex, Bextra or Vioxx the Texas Criminal Justice Coalition, a network of advocacy groups their votes, the committee would Public Interest, an advocacy group hurt the heart, should continue to be monitoring law enforcement, civil rights and prison issues. have voted 12-8 that Bextra should in Washington that maintains a marketed and, if so, under what The researchers examined reports of several million traffic stops be withdrawn and 14-8 that Vioxx large database of scientists’ industry restrictions. These votes were by 1,060 police and sheriff’s departments across Texas. It found that should not return to the market. The ties, analyzed the panelists’ affilia- important to the three companies — about two of every three agencies searched blacks and Hispanics at 10 advisers with company ties voted tions at the request of The New Merck, Pfizer and Novartis — that higher rates than those for non-Hispanic whites. 9-1 to keep Bextra on the market York Times. The center has been a came before the committee. and 9-1 for Vioxx’s return. critic of the FDA and of the phar- Ten members of the panel have The votes of the 10 did not sub- maceutical industry. worked in some capacity in recent AFL-CIO Leader Backs Shifting stantially influence the committee’s Dr. Sheldon Krimsky, a science years for Merck, the maker of decision on Celebrex because only policy expert at Tufts University, Vioxx; Pfizer, the maker of Cele- Money to Unions’ Organizing one committee member voted that said such conflicts were common on brex and Bextra; or Novartis, which By Steven Greenhouse Celebrex should be withdrawn. FDA advisory panels. The FDA is applying to sell Prexige. THE NEW YORK TIMES Eight of the 10 members said in often conceals these conflicts, and Of the 30 votes cast by the 10 With several unions threatening to bolt the AFL-CIO, John J. interviews that their past relation- studies have shown that, taken as a panel members on whether Cele- Sweeney, the federation’s president, said Thursday that he would ships with the drug companies did whole, money does influence scien- brex, Bextra and Vioxx should con- support cutting individual unions’ contributions to the federation to not influence their votes. The two tific judgments, Krimsky said. tinue to be marketed, 28 favored the make more money available to organize workers. others did not respond to phone or He added, “FDA has to work drugs. Sweeney gave broad support to proposals made by several labor leaders who assert that labor needs to devote far more money to orga- nizing to stop labor’s longtime slide. Syria Promises to Remove Forces Sweeney said he would recommend a specific percentage cut in the per capita contributions that 58 member unions make to the AFL- CIO after consulting further with other union leaders. The presidents of the Teamsters and the Service Employees International Union From Lebanon after U.S. Pressure have called for a 50 percent cut, amounting to about $35 million. By Joel Brinkley in the country were redeployed from France,” said Imad Moustapha, the “We’re looking at how to change the role of the fed to bring about and Hassan M. Fattah major cities like Beirut to the Bekaa Syrian ambassador to the United more growth,” Sweeney said in a telephone news conference. THE NEW YORK TIMES region last year, and the latest States. “We will leave Lebanon, but “Unless we grow, no other strategy will be effective.” WASHINGTON announcement is likely to affect we will not do it in a disorganized As an unusual debate swirls within labor about what changes are Syria, responding to pressure only a fraction of the troops. way. What our enemies really want needed, Sweeney said unions should have their contributions to the from Washington and the European In addition, senior Lebanese and is for there to be an immediate with- AFL-CIO reduced only if they pledged to invest heavily in organizing. Union, announced Thursday that it Syrian officials acknowledge that drawal that will be humiliating for Labor leaders said Sweeney’s announcement would mean tens of would move its military forces when the last Syrian soldier departs, Syria.” Neither he nor anyone else millions of dollars more for organizing and could cause the AFL-CIO throughout Lebanon to the Bekaa Lebanon will still be largely con- would stipulate a timetable for the to reduce its staff and responsibilities and focus more on politics and region area near the Syrian border trolled by Syria, because the mili- withdrawal. legislative matters. and, eventually, out of Lebanon tary presence is only the most visi- “We do not interfere in the altogether. ble element of Syrian control. Lebanese elections,” Moustapha “The decision to withdraw has Walid Jumblatt, the Druse leader said, “but we do use our influence to Terror Suspect’s Family Says been taken,” Defense Minister who is a longtime critic of Syria, form our own party lists,” which Abdul-Rahim Murad told Syrian told Al-Jazeera television on Thurs- dominate the Lebanese parliament. U.S. Restricts Access to Son television. “What remains is the day that “we demand a fixed That, he said, is not likely to By Eric Lichtblau and James Dao exact timing.” timetable for a comprehensive with- change. THE NEW YORK TIMES WASHINGTON President Bush and President drawal.” He added that “today the In Beirut, Prime Minister Omar The parents of Ahmed Omar Abu Ali, the American student Jacques Chirac of France, this week Syrian intelligence service controls Karami, reacting to the Syrian with- accused of plotting the assassination of President Bush, charged both demanded a Syrian withdrawal everything” in Lebanon. drawal announcement, told Reuters Thursday that the government was restricting their access to their son from Lebanon, and on Thursday the Tens of thousands of Lebanese that “we are interwoven with” Syria by limiting what they could tell the public about their jailhouse con- U.N. secretary-general, Kofi Annan, protesters have taken to the streets “in all fields — religious, political, versations. said he welcomed the announce- of Beirut in the last week, since the national, social and economic.” But Justice Department officials said the jailhouse restrictions ment from Damascus but urged the assassination of the former prime Farid Abboud, the Lebanese under consideration were standard in sensitive terrorism cases as a Syrians to withdraw by April. A minister, Rafik al-Hariri, demanding ambassador to the United States, way of preventing jailed suspects from passing coded messages to State Department spokeswoman, that Syrian troops leave the country. said: “Even if they withdraw com- outside accomplices. Darla Jordan, said, “This needs to Though investigators have not pletely, Syrians will still have their Prosecutors have imposed tight restrictions on about a dozen ter- happen immediately.” determined who set the bomb that important political constituency. The rorism defendants since the Sept. 11 attacks, officials said, including Critics of Syria’s role were wary, killed Hariri, Syrian officials political dynamics will continue.” Sheik Omar Abdel Rahman, a prisoner whose lawyer, Lynne F. Stew- particularly over how significant acknowledge that they are being Up to 600,000 Syrians work in art, was convicted two weeks ago of smuggling messages out of jail. any troop pullback would be and blamed even though they have pro- Lebanon, filling menial roles as The family of Ali, who was held without charges for 20 months in whether it would do anything to claimed their innocence. waiters, construction and service Saudi Arabia before U.S. officials returned him to Virginia on Mon- resolve Syria’s other deep entangle- “Syria cannot withstand this workers that Lebanese do not want day to face charges of providing support to terrorists, said the govern- ments in Lebanon. tremendous international pressure, to fill. The money they send home is ment asked one of their lawyers to agree to a set of tight conditions Many of Syria’s 14,000 soldiers from the United States, from critical for the Syrian economy. before family members could visit him in custody in Alexandria, Va. Family members said that in order to see Ali, they were told they would have to agree not to discuss with the media anything he told In a Wave of Attacks, Insurgents Kill them, to have an agent from the FBI present for the meeting, and to speak only in English. At Least 25 with Suicide, Road Bombs Economic Posts Unfilled By Edward Wong general in Iraq and other American bly. THE NEW YORK TIMES TIKRIT, IRAQ commanders here, but it is unclear As the victorious politicians Despite Big Pushes Ahead Insurgents unleashed a wave of whether the attack was timed to jockey to form a new government, By Edmund L. Andrews and Elizabeth Becker attacks across central and northern coincide with the meeting. Else- they will have to confront one of THE NEW YORK TIMES WASHINGTON Iraq on Thursday, killing at least 25 where, two American soldiers were the toughest problems plaguing Even as he pursues a sweeping agenda to overhaul Social Security people and injuring dozens in one of killed in separate incidents by road- Iraq since the fall of Saddam: how and the tax code, President Bush’s economic team is thinner now the deadliest days of violence since side bombs, the deadliest type of to bring recalcitrant Sunni Arabs than at any time since he first took office. the country held free elections less weapon employed by insurgents into the political process and per- About one-third of the senior policy positions at the Treasury than a month ago. against the American military. suade them to lay down their arms Department, which is central in both the tax and Social Security bat- In the most lethal assault of the But most of the day’s fatalities and accept their minority status in tles, are empty or about to be vacated. day, a suicide bomber detonated a were Iraqis, and most were in the the new society. Shiite and Kur- The office of U.S. trade representative, which is in the midst of car packed with explosives at police so-called Sunni triangle, where dish leaders have said they intend both global and regional trade negotiations, is being filled by a care- headquarters here in Saddam Hus- opposition to the American pres- to give senior positions in the taker and Bush has yet to nominate a permanent replacement. sein’s hometown, killing at least 10 ence and the Iraqi government run incoming government to Sunni And though Bush announced Wednesday that Harvey S. Rosen Iraqis and wounding at least 35, high. The violence indicated that Arabs to ensure broad representa- would be chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers, Rosen is American military officials said. that the insurgency, led by the for- tion. expected to return to his teaching post at Princeton by summer’s end. The blast set nearby cars ablaze and merly governing Sunni Arabs, has One of the attacks on Thursday Administration officials said they were pushing to fill the top eco- could be heard for miles across the not quieted down despite the elec- raised the specter of sectarian civil nomic jobs quickly, and people close to the administration said they city. tions. violence. In the insurgent strong- were close to filling at least one major spot at the Treasury Depart- The bomber was apparently In fact, the vote on Jan. 30 may hold of Iskandariya, south of the ment. wearing a police uniform, under- have left the Sunni Arabs feeling capital, a suicide car bomber blew But some of Bush’s supporters worry that the sluggishness in scoring the fact that insurgents have more disenfranchised than ever, himself up in front of the office of a making nominations will close what they see as a narrow window of infiltrated Iraqi security forces and since potential Sunni voters and prominent Shiite political party, opportunity to push major initiatives through Congress. have stolen equipment from the politicians largely boycotted the killing at least five people, including “The first 12 months are really the most crucial,” said Stephen Iraqi police and military. electoral process, allowing the three police officers and a child who Moore, president of the Free Enterprise Fund, a conservative advoca- The explosion took place on a long-oppressed Shiites and Kurds was strolling along the road at the cy group that is campaigning for Bush’s plan to partially privatize day when senior Iraqi security offi- to seize an overwhelming majority time, The Associated Press reported, Social Security. cials met with the top American of seats in the constitutional assem- citing government officials. Page 4 THE TECH February 25, 2005 OPINION Letters To The Editor Chairman Convenience, Not mind. Do the employees at the student center Apparently, now, Summers himself feels Jina Kim ’06 restaurants deserve a tip? Sure. Is it hard for us this way. That leaves Ben Friedman out on his Racism, to Blame to do? Certainly not. Do MIT students not like own. Read what President Summers wrote in Editor in Chief tipping black or hispanic people? I think that a letter to the faculty of Harvard. He expresses Kathy Lin ’06 In response to a Feb. 18 letter [“Anna’s question is best answered with the good, old, regret for his remarks and discusses the art of Workers Not Respected Enough”] lamenting “WTF, mate?” being educated: Business Manager the lack of tips in the on-campus restaurants, let Alisha R. Schor ’07 “As I now know better than I did a month Lucy Li ’06 me offer a few thoughts: ago, the matters I discussed at NBER For one, I agree that tips are an understated [National Bureau of Economic Research] are Managing Editor part of the food service community. Having Comments Out of Line the subject of intense debate across a range Tiffany Dohzen ’06 worked two tip-dependent jobs in high school, I In the Feb. 22 issue of The Tech, Ben of disciplines. Colleagues from these fields understand how a few quarters from each per- Friedman shouts out a hollow apologia for have taken time to educate me further. My son really do add up, and really are appreciated. Larry Summers’ condescending and reac- January remarks substantially understated NEWS STAFF However, to accuse MIT students of being tionary remarks made last month. In his letter the impact of socialization and discrimina- News Editors: Beckett W. Sterner ’06, Kelley elitist, spoiled, or even worse, racist is com- to the editor, Friedman accuses President tion, including implicit attitudes — patterns Rivoire ’06, Marissa Vogt ’06, Jenny Zhang ’06; pletely out of line. I am willing to venture that Susan Hockfield of “political correctness” for of thought to which all of us are uncon- Associate Editors: Kathy Dobson G; Staff: the primary reason tips are low on campus is refusing to re-fight a battle already won. sciously subject. The issue of gender differ- Michael E. Rolish G, Waseem S. Daher ’07, Ray that most students are paying with TechCash. I Harvard has released a transcript of Sum- ence is far more complex than comes am not offering this as an excuse, as it is surely mers’ remarks so that people can judge for through in my comments, and my remarks C. He ’07, Tongyan Lin ’07, Tiffany Chen ’08, not difficult to take out an extra dollar with the themselves. Having read them several times about variability went beyond what the Marie Y. Thibault ’08, Jiao Wang ’08; Meteor- ID card, but the fact of the matter is, with no now, it is hard for me to reconcile what he research has established.” Both the remarks ologists: Cegeon Chan G, David Flagg G, Robert money being exchanged and no “tip” line on the says with either a sober, fair-minded assess- and the letter to the faculty may be found at Lindsay Korty G, Nikki Privé G, Michael J. Ring receipt to be signed, a tip probably does not ment of the situation or with the extensive http://www.president.harvard.edu/speeches/. G, Roberto Rondanelli G, Brian Tang G. occur to most people. and comprehensive data available on the I do hope that Ben Friedman and other I highly doubt that we are so pretentious as subject. In short, the comments were so out critics show the same willingness to be edu-

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Letters to the editor should be sent to letters@the- typesetting rates available. Entire contents © 2005 The Tech. Printed on tech.mit.edu. The Tech can be found on the World Wide Web at http://the-tech.mit.edu. recycled paper by Charles River Publishing. February 25, 2005 OPINION THE TECH Page 5 Senior Segue Testament to Grad Student Involvement istrators do. At the onset, administrators get Remind administrators that happy grad stu- opportunities for community building? The Nelson Lau barraged with viewpoints from various inter- dents living on-campus are vital components article in that same issue of The Tech on Fen- ests — undergrads, students’ parents, donors, of MIT’s vibrancy. way house taking in more graduate students Although I have moved on from the grad- the corporation, and maybe grad students. Graduate students at MIT are not out to is exactly the model I indicate above. uate student body at MIT, I read the cover Whichever viewpoints resonate most strongly compete away the undergrads for housing. There are probably numerous other sug- story “Senior Segue Phase Out Delayed” in the administrators’ minds ultimately influ- The happy coexistence of gestions to close [Feb. 22] with inter- ence the administrators’ decisions the great- grads and undergrads is a the gap of on-cam- est but also a little est. In the housing decision, undergrads and good thing, and I do not pus graduate stu- Letter to surprise that such a their parents currently exert the greatest influ- minimize the many merits Perhaps grad students have dent housing to response would ence, so the undergrads will remain the high- that senior segue brings. undergrad on-cam- come from the est priority in what is still a completely cum- However, the trend I become complacent and too pus housing. How- the Editor administration. bersome housing management system. observe is that slots for ever, grad students When I was an active member of the Tang In politics, the loudest voice triumphs, and grads are simply being optimistic that simply need to press these Hall Resident Association and lead the I see the senior segue decision as an outcome converted to more slots documenting their viewpoints in suggestions harder authorship of the 2003 Housing Strategy of currently diminished grad student voice for undergrads, with no and scrutinize Group report on Senior Segue, I campaigned over this important housing issue. Not long compensation or balanc- a report will somehow effect administrators for the graduate students’ cause to maintain ago, I vocalized that grad students were the ing of room deficits for more because I their right to their fair share of the campus majority matriculated in this institution and grad students. If Senior policy. have heard time housing pool. I was even under the impres- cited the financial hardships that drive high Segue’s persistence, and again the sug- sion that devoting precious time outside my grad student demand for on-campus housing. although not ideal, gestion of curtail- studies to help shape school policy was Looking back, I add that the program for becomes a necessity, provisions in the hous- ing the entering class enrollment, and that worthwhile. Funny how as an alumni now, I offering on-campus housing preference to ing system must be executed (not just debated suggestion seems to go unheeded every year. observe regression instead of progress from first-year grad students was a huge draw for in housing reports and meetings) to ensure Hey, I realize the administrators at MIT have the “legacy” of my work. me to attend MIT over other institutions for enough slots are available for graduate stu- a tough job to do, but the onus now is on grad Why am I not surprised that Senior Segue graduate study. And with the later years of on dents. For example, MIT administrators’ cur- students to talk ever more with those admin- is continuing instead of being phased out? campus housing, I was able to enjoy addition- rent housing policy is drawing more under- istrators, give them a piece of your mind, and One reason may be perhaps that grad students al learning environments of community grads from “off-campus” houses (Frats, perhaps strengthen the influence with admin- have become complacent and too optimistic building, things I would have dearly missed ILGs) into on-campus dorms — why not now istrators so that promises don’t give way to that simply documenting their viewpoints in a had I lived off-campus. These issues are allow more graduate students to fill those empty outcomes. report will somehow effect policy. Grad stu- things that grad students need to vocalize “off-campus” vacancies that have more Nelson Lau is a member of the Class of dents don’t make policy decisions — admin- again and again to the administration. affordable rents, MIT sponsorship, and 2004. Dubya the Great Why President Bush May Go Down in History as One of the Greats found that Texans living abroad (i.e., not in Hussein would be worth the benefit to the and amazing because of the policy positions it Zachary Ozer Texas) were more likely to use “y’all” than Iraqi people. I never included myself in the expressed. I know some felt it was vague on those living at home. This may explain why ranks of this group. many issues. I disagree. Bush specifically stat- Up until very recently, I was one of the Bush seems so overtly Texan: his training Lately, I’ve been coming around. I think I ed the problems he felt this nation faces and biggest skeptics of the Bush administration. ended abruptly, he headed towards the dark fell off the bandwagon when I found out that his solutions. He concisely stated many for- Drilling Alaska, Guantanamo detainees, pre- side of the force, and now all he has is his the inaugural ball was Tux and Boots. What eign policy positions I never knew the admin- ventive wars, and a tanking economy: these twang. To this day, I’m willing to bet he really did it for me, though, was the Iraqi elec- istration had developed. The man talked about are but a few problems that have been blamed drinks, drives, grills, and shoots like a Yan- tion. I never thought that the administration social security for 15 minutes out of a 50 min- on George W. Bush and his administration. kee, but talks Texan. would pull off a remotely successful election. utes speech. While I may not agree with his Many would argue that the president inherited That’s probably why he was such a terrible I was positive that Jan. 30 would mark the views, I think it’s an issue we need to address. these problems and that there was nothing he governor: he’s an awful Texan. Somehow, beginning of the Iraqi Civil War, not success- In addition, I know few presidents who have could have done to avoid it. However, George Karl Rove convinced the people of Texas to ful elections. One could file the objection that talked about social security for this length of Bush does have one inexcusable character support Bush over the Democratic incumbent all of the candidates were “USDA Approved,” time throughout the course of their entire flaw: he’s a Yankee who thinks he’s from Ann Richards. She was a Texan woman but irrespective of this fact, voter turnout presidency, let alone during the state of the Texas. through and through: ended up at more than 60 percent despite all union. And while your girlfriend may tell you In reality, Bush was smart as a whip and the threats of violence. Even in the United (and herself) that length doesn’t matter, if born and raised deep in balls of brass. Texans States, we rarely conduct elections with there’s nothing there, nothing gets done. the heart of Connecticut. quickly realized that turnout as high as the Iraqis. It no longer Many would argue that these factors don’t The first time Texans And while your girlfriend may they needed one of seems unlikely that the Iraqis will write a con- matter because history takes a deeper look at ever heard of George tell you (and herself) that length their own in the Gov- stitution, establish a stable government, and the presidency and looks at more important W. Bush was after his ernor’s mansion, and elect their executives, and coalition forces will issues than the economy and successful wars. father lost the 1950 Sen- doesn’t matter,if there’s nothing the only way we saw withdraw as the savior of the Iraqi people. According to these people, history cares about atorial race in Connecti- to get rid of Bush Score one for Bush. just wars, civil rights, the environment, and cut and the family there, nothing gets done. was to put him in the Moreover, the U.S. economy is coming the treatment of the poor, huddled, masses. moved to Midland. White House. around. Unemployment numbers are drop- Let us compare Bush to some of the greats: While he did spend ten The fact that Bush ping. As great as this sounds, it’s a bit decep- Jefferson, Lincoln, Eisenhower, and Kennedy. of his formative years in Texas, he also went wasn’t a true Texan didn’t inherently imply tive since the workforce isn’t growing. Eco- Jefferson started an unnecessary and very con- to Phillips Academy prep school. that he would have an unsuccessful presiden- nomics majors would tell you that this means troversial war with the Barbary Pirates. Peo- Before entering high school, Texans are cy (for a counter-example, see Lyndon John- that people are dropping out of the workforce ple felt it wasn’t our business to try to stabi- like young padawans: they all possess the son). Instead, his MIA status and the tanking too fast by retiring early and there aren’t lize the region. Lincoln suspended habeas power to be Texan, but without the proper economy were the early indicators that Amer- enough people to replace them, which makes corpus and imprisoned thousands without training during high school, they may head icans could have a rough road ahead. I could- it easier to keep down the percentage of peo- trial. Most of the South hated the “oppressive” toward either the dark side or the light side of n’t believe the lack of leadership he showed ple who are unemployed. In addition, the Dow Republicans for decades to come. Eisenhower the Texas Force. I was fortunate. I spent my during his first months in office. Many is back above 10,000, despite the setbacks mowed over vast natural preserves to create entire childhood in Texas. I learned how to thought the man had jumped ship (compare resulting from corporate scandals. Many the interstate highway system. Kennedy was drink, drive, grill, and shoot like a Texan. I that to Whitman’s Lincoln in “O Captain! My would argue that our new set of accounting one of the most hated presidents in his own believe in opening the door for a lady and Captain!”). Then the Iraq War came. Why standards has helped to restore faith in our time and one of the most revered as a martyr. paying for her dinner. didn’t the administration send someone to the corporations, especially our accountants. One Johnson did far more for the poor and Since arriving up north, I’ve been very dis- U.N. with evidence of the WMDs like could say that the U.S. economy is slowly oppressed than any president before or after appointed by the fact that I don’t have a Kennedy did with Adali Stevenson? It was recovering, but that it will soon be stronger with his Great Society program. But we Texan accent, even though I’ve always used outrageous. The nation quickly realized that than ever before. Overall, not too shabby con- remember Kennedy’s success in the Cuban y’all. Apparently, this problem is quite com- the evidence eventually produced to support sidering that we were headed into a recession Missile Crisis and Johnson’s failure in Viet- mon. A study published in the New York the existence of WMDs in Iraq was shaky at four years ago. nam. Hopefully some of this sounds familiar. Times (“Scholars of Twang Track All the best. Many believed that irrespective of this What really did it for me, though, was the Is it possible that we are all fortunate enough ‘Y’alls’ in Texas” by Ralph Blumenthal) fact, a preventive war to overthrow Saddam State of the Union. I felt it was well-written to be living in the time of a great president? Production We make them look good News ✦ Photography ✦ Campus Life ✦ Opinion World and Nation ✦ Sports ✦ Comics ✦ Arts E-mail [email protected] Page 6 THE TECH OPINION February 25, 2005 Scientists Ask Questions reason why the aforementioned disparity is nist movement to figure out what differences Chen Zhao greater in science than in other fields could separate the genders. The goal of feminism be that there is some innate difference is not to declare that women and men are the When I heard about Harvard President between men and women similar to innate same, but to make sure that they are treated Lawrence Summers’ now infamous National differences in areas such as body weight or in a fair and equal way. Let’s not forget that Bureau of Economic Research speech, I likelihood to commit crime. He did not con- the progress that has been made in promot- thought, “How stupid” because of its contro- jecture as to what the mean science “ability” ing women’s rights came about because versial nature. But I also thought, “How of men or women is, but he asked whether it some people were willing to think outside refreshing.” Summers has always been could be the case that the standard deviation the box. Society, even women, accepted the known as an honest, if perhaps untactful, is larger for men than for women. Following notion that women were in some ways infe- man. His words are not sugar-coated to help this logic, he thought that it might be that rior and should not be allowed the same the PR department sleep more easily — since faculty members at top universities are rights as men. Then a few innovative something difficult to come by in the mod- many standard deviations above the mean of thinkers said, “What if?” and “What about ern world where college presidents often- their field, there is a smaller pool of avail- this?” times seem more like politicians than acade- able women than men. Then he said that Of course, not all novel ideas turn out to mic leaders. It is for this precise reason that this, along with the other possibilities men- be correct. We do not know if what Sum- it would be unfortunate if Summers loses his tioned, might account for our observations. mers has conjectured is even close to the job, as it seems he might, over this recent Essentially, all Summers did was brain- truth. We do know that there are many controversy. storm out loud about different possible innate differences between men and women, Summers’ speech addressed the signifi- explanations for what he agrees is a serious and there is a body of evidence that shows cant disparity between the number of men problem that needs to be addressed. Sum- that men and women think differently. and women in science and engineering mers is an accomplished economist, and he Therefore, it is not too much of a stretch to departments at leading did what a good sci- think that maybe men might inherently be research universities. entist does. He was “better” at math and science than women. The transcript has now being creative and However, we, of course, do not know if this been released, so we The goal of feminism is not to comprehensive in is true, and a lot of research could be done to no longer need to spec- trying to explain a try to figure it out. Summers did not claim ulate over the context declare that women and men are situation. We that the idea is right; he was just putting it in which he made his the same, but to make sure that applaud scientists out there. remarks. who ask questions, A lot of women are very offended that Summers men- they are treated in a fair and so why should we anyone could even think that men are better tioned three possible condemn Summers at math and science than women. Like I said, reasons for the equal way. when he simply we do not have any idea whether it is true or observed disparity. asked if innate differ- not. However, even if it is, is it really so terri- One is the fact that ences could explain ble? I understand that it is pretty upsetting if gender discrimination exists. I do not think the gender gap in science? The history of you are told that you are not as good as some- that anyone will disagree with that point. science is full of scientists proposing contro- one else at something. But even if the stan- The second reason mentioned was the versial ideas. Should they all have thought dard deviations are different between men’s fact that women have to live with different their ideas only to themselves? abilities and women’s abilities, there will still familial roles and societal expectations than Some have said that Summers was right be women who are very good at math and men do, which might lead to women being to explore different explanations, but that he science and men who are not so good. less likely than men to want to work the should have done so privately. Why should We must also consider what it means to enormous number of hours expected if one he be silenced because he is an influential be good at something. Maybe it could turn is to really excel in his/her field. Again, I do person? If all the influential people in the out that men are more intelligent in math not believe there to be much disagreement world simply said what is pre-approved, and science, but women are naturally more on this point. then what is the point of them speaking at hard working or persistent. Who knows? We The third reason was the possibility that all? Also, let’s give more credit to Summers’ do know that statistics show that boys score there are innate differences between men audience. Is it really realistic to think that higher than girls on standardized tests, but and women in the area of science and engi- some previously neutral person will become 60 percent of college students are female, neering, and it has sparked enormous debate. sexist because of what the president of Har- and girls get better grades than boys on Many have condemned Summers as sexist vard said? average. We also know that boys tend to do and rude, some even calling him a male The worst charge that has been laid at better in math and science, but girls tend to chauvinistic pig. Women have complained Summers’ feet is that he is hindering the be better writers, according to some studies. that his remarks might lead others to think progress of the feminist movement. This is There are many factors when it comes to that it is okay to consider women inferior. absolutely ridiculous because Summers’ success, and one gender might be better at Let’s look at what he actually said and then goal in giving the speech was to promote one aspect, and the other gender might be consider the appropriateness of his words. identification of why women are getting left better at another aspect. We won’t even First, Summers never said that men are behind in science, and then to fix the prob- know the truth unless someone asks the superior to women. He proposed that the lem. It could only be beneficial to the femi- questions and inspires research.

February 25, 2005 THE TECH Page 9 ARTS THEATER REVIEW ‘The Vagina Monologues’ — Matter Reclaimed from The Black Hole Latest Production Sparkles with Divine Performances, but Sinister Sentiment Rears Its Head

By Monica Byrne thrashed about as she recounted discovering paradise is one in which we her clitoris with a mirror. realize that sex is ultimately The Vagina Monologues And finally, HuiYing Wen ’08 was a a meaningless category, just Little Kresge standout in the ensemble piece “I was 12, My as race is. Every human February 17–19, 2005 Mother Slapped Me,” garnering laugh after being would be free to laugh with her deadpan delivery of lines like behave according to their You might call me a vagina veteran. MIT’s “I associated my period with inexplicable phe- unadulterated inner voice, to latest production of “The Vagina Mono- nomena.” exhibit a blend of genders logues” was my fourth viewing of the famous “The Vagina Monologues” always engen- that has little or nothing to play. Every year, I’ve felt touched and ders an atmosphere of warmth, openness, and do with the shape of their inspired by the hurricane of energy involved inclusion. The audience is invited to ache, sexual organs. in bringing the event to fruition, all for the laugh, cringe, and cry with the women’s sto- Let’s return to the pre- sake of women’s well-being in the world. This ries. A sexual and mental health representa- sent. That sex-neutral soci- year’s production — with one glaring excep- tive from MIT Medical was present as a ety is far from our current tion — was a resounding affirmation of that resource to anyone who needed it during the reality, which still involves mission. course of the play. Three “Vagina Warriors” systematic violence against Last year’s MIT production was ebullient — a professor, a police officer, and a biological females. It is our and engaging, with 10-250 packed to capacity. women’s counselor — were named at curtain human duty to halt it by This year, the venue was Little Kresge — call, honored for their contributions to whatever means possible. In smaller, but much more sleek. The stage was women’s well-being in our community. the context of this year’s draped beautifully in strips of pink chiffon But one short moment in the play jeopar- production, women may feel with giant panels flanking the stage, each dized this atmosphere. The monologues and particularly defensive at a painted with a suggestive “V.” Actresses, ensemble pieces are punctuated by short time when the U.S. govern- appearing alone or in ensembles, had nothing “Vagina Facts.” In particular, the fact that the ment is acting as the but plain black stools to tell their stories. clitoris is a bundle of 8,000 nerve endings — World’s Biggest Phallus, There were a few weak performances that twice the number in the penis — is repeated poking our business into came across as uninspired recitations, but they like a mantra throughout the play. This is tire- every country on earth, were outweighed by the excellence of the oth- some enough, because it implies some kind of spreading the seeds of ers. superiority. As in previous performances, I American values. Women Amanda P. Hunter ’07 sizzled in her resigned myself to tolerate it. But in this pro- may feel particularly defen- monologue, “Reclaiming Cunt,” slinking duction, the herald of this “Happy Vagina sive in the wake of Larry around her stool and exhorting the audience to Fact” went further: “So not only are we pret- Summers’ boorish com- chant the word “cunt” so loudly that those in tier, smarter and better than men, [but we ments on females’ “intrinsic Kresge Auditorium above could hear us. have twice the number of nerve endings]!” aptitude” in science. Or, Erica R. Fuchs G performed “Because He Many in the audience whooped, cheered, and women may feel defensive Liked To Look At It,” a quiet, heartfelt story clapped. simply because of negative about a woman who hated her vagina, and I was appalled. Who sanctioned this? I past experiences with men. TAMAR ENGEL Bob the “vagina connoisseur” who helped her looked around at the men in the audience, All of these feelings are Shuo Zhang ’06 is relieved to learn that she can’t lose her to love it. Erica’s measured delivery, shot who had come to the performance in trust. I valid. But at that moment in clitoris in a piece entitled “The Vagina Workshop.” through with quiet astonishment, made me don’t remember ever having heard that line the play, all I could think feel this woman’s revelation. in a previous production. It was not in my about was the amazing men I have known — behavior is only a consequence of our own SiRui Xia ’07, on the other hand, burst own, admittedly outdated, copy of the play. my wonderful father and brother, my dear free choices, rather than the deficiencies soci- onto the stage in a furor to perform “My But, given that the Vagina Monologues web friends and lovers. Change cannot and should ety implants in us. Angry Vagina,” slamming her stool for site states “V-Day is about inclusion and not be accomplished without enlisting men’s There is no reason to alienate men — and emphasis, bellowing about “wads of fucking community, about bringing people together aid. Naturally, the question arises: why should women — with a juvenile cheap shot like the cotton” and “cold duck lips” (the metal lever a to achieve its goals,” I doubted that it was in men care about feminism? The usual response one in this year’s production. Since both the gynecologist uses to pry open a vagina). the original manuscript. So why did this invokes the welfare of mothers, sisters, daugh- producer and a technician were men, I wonder Kathleen G. Connolly ’05, in “The Little year’s production include this sexist state- ters, and wives. whether this misanthropic tidbit was a deliber- Coochie Snorcher That Could,” gave a won- ment? But the true answer goes far deeper. The ate inclusion or a mere oversight. derfully understated performance as an abused Let’s take a step back. Part of feminism current gender-polarized society denies as American society is slowly dissolving sex- southern teenager who was schooled in the involves re-establishing the feminine value much to men as it does to women: men have ual and gender norms — often making mis- arts of self-pleasure by an older, silk-clad system in all spheres of society: affirming that just as much to gain from change. Society takes, and sometimes making progress. This woman. emotionality, openness, and communality are programs girls to be dependent on men for year’s “Vagina Monologues,” while marred Shuo Zhang ’06, performing “The Vagina valuable assets to any human person, as are wholeness. Conversely, society programs by a moment of poor discretion, was neverthe- Workshop,” had so much delightful energy “masculine” values like independence, sto- boys to be dependent on women as their emo- less a powerful celebration of the female sex the stage could barely contain her; she icism, and assertion. But the ideal societal tional receptacles. Imagine a world where our and the human story.

CLASSICAL REVIEW Finally, an Opera Everyone Will Like Boston Lyric Opera Presents Heartwarming Rendition of Classic Children’s Tale By Jacqueline O’Connor composer Rachel Portman, librettist Nicholas them all. Confused by this man’s greed, the felt for each other very well. The Vain Man’s STAFF WRITER Wright, and designer Maria Bjørnson, tells Little Prince wonders how anyone could own solo was absolutely hilarious in that half of it The Little Prince the tale of a pilot, stranded in the desert after the stars by just counting them. In the retelling was hummed through a kazoo. I usually have Boston Lyric Opera a plane crash, who meets a boy prince from of his story to the Pilot, the Little Prince a strong aversion to the sound of a kazoo, but Jeffrey Allison, treble Asteroid B-612 through whom he learns shows how adults are too concerned with when played by an opera singer, it actually At the Schubert Theater until Feb. 27, 2005 about the important things in life. The Little unimportant things and have forgotten about sounded quite good. This was just one of the Prince is on a journey through the universe to things that really matter, like friendship and examples in the music where both children This review has the potential of turning learn how to take care of his Rose, the only responsibility. and adults could equally appreciate the music. into a blubbering sob story of lost youth, past other living thing on his asteroid. He meets Because of the pertinence this story has to What impressed me most about this opera innocence, and careful self-reflection. I will many people along the way and learns much both adults and children alike, the composer was the children who sang in it. The music spare the details and instead highly recom- from each of them while at the same time worked hard to create an experience that highlighted a children’s chorus, made up of mend that everyone attend the Boston Lyric reminding them of the wisdom that children could be accessible everyone. The music was young singers from around the country, who Opera’s production of “The Little Prince.” possess. gorgeous and very fitting for the opera, as if sang the transitions between scenes. Without This performance was one of the most heart- This story was my favorite as a child, and taken straight from a storybook. Portman used even needing to try, these children brought a felt experiences of my concert-going life. its moral, while taken for granted in my a mixture of beautiful melodies, sound effects, wonderful life and animation to the stage. Within 15 minutes of the opening, I was in younger years, hit hard during this perfor- and wonderful character to produce a sense of Most impressive of all, though, was Jeffrey tears, along with half the audience. The com- mance. Told through the eyes of a child who wonder in the music. Both singers and orches- Allison who sang the part of the Little Prince. bination of beautiful music, talented musi- until the happenings of this story never had tra musicians performed excellently. Beyond the fact that his stamina and energy cians, and the simple yet deeply moving tale any interactions with adults, this story reveals Two of the best arias in the opera were a were unbelievable for an eleven-year-old, he of the Little Prince captivated both children the workings of the adult world in an almost duet between the Little Prince and his Rose was a talented musician who brought much and adults alike for the entirety of the two- disturbing light. As the Little Prince travels to and a solo by The Vain Man, a sorry character feeling to the character of the Little Prince. hour performance. different planets, he learns more and more who begs for the admiration of all around I highly recommend a trip to see this “The Little Prince,” a story written by about the adult world. On one planet, for him. The duet was very touching and sung opera. The heartwarming story and amazing French author Antoine de St. Exupery and example, he meets a businessman who thinks with a special gentleness that portrayed the musical performance are definitely worth see- brought to life at the Schubert Theatre by he owns the stars because he has counted affection that the Little Prince and the Rose ing. Heavy metal, opera, and everything in between Review music for The Tech! — [email protected] Page 10 THE TECH ARTS February 25, 2005 What to Look for at the Worthy ‘Sideways’ Eclipsed by ‘Million Dollar’ Night By Kapil Amarnath have as large a role as Portman does in “Clos- er.” The Academy generally doesn’t award memorable films, unless it’s extremely obvi- Writing (Original Screenplay) ous. Consider Best Picture winners from Ahh, here we are… the screenplay awards. recent times like “A Beautiful Mind” and This is the category where the movies which “Chicago.” Both films quickly disappeared were critically lauded, but simply won’t win from view shortly after their statuette-filled Best Picture, get their consolation prize. Fur- nights. The Academy generally picks from thermore, many of the nominees are deserving movies that are a) released towards the end of movies that won’t win awards because they’re the year, b) pushed hard by a big distributor, too daring or funny. Last year, it was Sofia or c) serious. This year, movies left out of the Coppola for “Lost in Translation,” in 1996 the fete include “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Coen brothers won for “Fargo,” and Quentin Mind,” which was released in late March. Tarantino won for “Pulp Fiction” in 1994. Easily one of the year’s top films, it failed to This year, it’s none other than Charlie Kauf- garner deserving nominations for Best Picture, man, for “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Director, or Actor. “Spiderman 2” was a great Mind.” Kaufman is more than deserving, hav- summer blockbuster and a classic superhero ing already been nominated in this category movie, but only got nominations in sound and twice for “Being John Malkovich” and visual effects. Finally, “I Heart Huckabees,” a “Adaptation.” “Mind” is not only original, but hilarious, intelligent, well-acted comedy dis- also sincere, which made the movie one of my tributed by the small Fox Searchlight simply favorites this year. The other two deserving didn’t have a chance against the Miramax- nominees are Brad Bird for “The Incredibles” pushed “Aviator.” TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX and Terry George and Keir Pearson for “Hotel Despite the Academy’s seeming inability Sandra Oh (left), Thomas Haden Church, Virginia Madsen, and Paul Giamatti play four Rwanda,” who could sneak up on Kaufman on to discern the good from the great, there are a wine-loving friends in “Sideways.” awards night. couple of reasons to watch this year’s ceremo- matti, who carried “Sideways,” was the things going for “The Aviator” in her portray- ny. First and foremost, Chris Rock is the host biggest snub. Lastly, Johnny Depp was al of Audrey Hepburn. Portman beat Writing (Adapted Screenplay) and should spice things up for viewers inun- extremely restrained in his role as “Peter Blanchett at the Globes, but since then Consolation Prize #2: Alexander Payne dated with news on the FCC. Second, when Pan” playwright J.M. Barrie, but watch out Blanchett hasn’t lost. Portman represents a and Jim Taylor for “Sideways,” easily one of the awards are actually announced, the for him in next year’s Oscars. He stars in rising star, while Blanchett is an established the best films of the year, and deserving of moment of victory or defeat is often a defining “The Libertine” with John Malkovich and A-lister who was nominated for Best Actress more action in these awards. Payne and Tay- one. An actress winning an Academy Award Samantha Morton, which soared out of the in 1998 for her role as Queen Elizabeth. Ulti- lor, previously nominated in this category for in front of her peers, on the biggest stage in 2004 Toronto Film Festival with a lot of mately, though I liked Portman better, I think “Election,” will finally win this award. The the industry, often allows us to see real emo- buzz. Blanchett will win. The Academy will proba- Academy gave some recognition in this cate- tion from someone who usually must act it. bly feel that Portman will have many more gory to two movies considered two of the Still, these moments make up about 20 min- Best Actress chances at Oscar glory, while Blanchett is best this year which haven’t been mentioned utes of the three hour marathon. I would The winners of the Best Actress award the long due a statuette, as was Renee Zellweger so far — “Before Sunset” and “The Motorcy- advise keeping the show on in the background past couple of years have radically changed last year. Virginia Madsen was mesmerizing cle Diaries” — but “Sideways” is more than or looking up the schedule of awards. their appearance. Last year, Charlize Theron in scenes in “Sideways” but simply doesn’t due. went from blonde bombshell Best Picture to a lumpy prostitute/serial Best Picture winners tend to be critically killer in “Monster,” and, in loved, have a good showing at the box office, 2002, Nicole Kidman rode and feature stars. Of the nominees, “The Avi- her fake nose in “The ator” best exemplifies these trends. Much has Hours” to a statuette. This been made of director Martin Scorsese’s lack year, Hilary Swank gained of a Best Director Oscar, but none of his films 19 lbs. of muscle for her role have won best picture. “The Aviator” is the as a boxer in “Million Dollar worst of the nominees, but needless to say, it Baby.” In addition, Swank has won most of the Best Picture awards in portrays intense physical ceremonies leading up to the Oscars. “Million suffering during the film, Dollar Baby” could push “The Aviator” from which plays well with the the throne, but it’s a character study, confined Academy. She’s won all the to smaller ambitions than “The Aviator.” Of major awards leading up to the movies, my favorite is “Sideways,” but, the Oscars. I really loved despite its quality, it lacks the stars and the Kate Winslet’s tangerine epic grandeur of “The Aviator.” “Finding colored hair in “Eternal Sun- Neverland” simply isn’t ambitious enough to shine,” but her role simply be a Best Picture winner, and “Ray” is held isn’t as dark as Swank’s. MIRAMAX FILMS up by Jamie Foxx’s amazing performance Imelda Staunton has gotten In “Finding Neverland,” Johnny Depp (left) plays J. M. Barrie, the creator of Peter Pan. and the well-integrated musical perfor- rave reviews for her role as mances. abortionist “Vera Drake,” but she just won’t get the The Tech Predicts The Oscar Winners Best Director same push as Swank or Ben- Seven out of the last ten years, the director ing. Annette Bening won a BEST PICTURE ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE of the Best Picture has won for Best Director. Golden Globe for “Being The Aviator Cate Blanchett (The Aviator) This year, however, despite the sympathy Julia,” but Swank has built Finding Neverland Laura Linney (Kinsey) votes for Martin Scorsese, Clint Eastwood up too much steam. Million Dollar Baby Virginia Madsen (Sideways) will win his second statuette in direction. Ray Sophie Okonedo (Hotel Rwanda) Eastwood has won virtually every award lead- Best Supporting Actor Sideways Natalie Portman (Closer) ing up to the Oscars, and he directs his actors The supporting actor and Kapil’s Picks Kevin’s Picks Kapil’s Picks Kevin’s Picks beautifully in “Million Dollar Baby.” Scorsese actress categories are often Will Win: The Aviator The Aviator Will Win: Cate Blanchett Cate Blanchett has made three of the best movies of the last the toughest to predict Should Win:Sideways Million Dollar Baby Should Win: Natalie Portman Virginia Madsen thirty years: “Taxi Driver,” “Raging Bull,” because the players appear and “Goodfellas,” as well as several other on the screen for less time DIRECTING ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE very good movies, such as “The Age of Inno- than the best actor nominees. Martin Scorsese (The Aviator) Alan Alda (The Aviator) cence,” one of the best period pieces I’ve ever As a result, the award gener- Clint Eastwood (Million Dollar Baby) Thomas Haden Church (Sideways) seen. He’s now had a total of six nominations, ally goes to people who have Taylor Hackford (Ray) Jamie Foxx (Collateral) but he will remain at zero wins because “The defining scenes when they Alexander Payne (Sideways) Morgan Freeman (Million Dollar Baby) Aviator” is far from his best film. Alexander do appear. Clive Owen had Mike Leigh (Vera Drake) Clive Owen (Closer) Payne directed his actors in “Sideways” just such scenes in “Closer,” Kapil’s Picks Kevin’s Picks Kapil’s Picks Kevin’s Picks as well as Eastwood did, but his movie simply where he proved he could be Will Win:Clint Eastwood Martin Scorsese Will Win:Morgan Freeman Clive Owen isn’t as dark. While Taylor Hackford directed the next James Bond, as did Should Win:Alexander Payne Clint Eastwood Should Win: Thomas Haden Church Thomas Haden Church Jamie Foxx beautifully, the rest of the movie Thomas Haden Church in was uneven. “Sideways.” But the pick ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE WRITING (ADAPTED SCREENPLAY) here is Morgan Freeman in Annette Bening (Being Julia) Before Sunset Best Actor “Million Dollar Baby.” Free- Catalina Sandino Moreno (Maria Full Of Grace) Finding Neverland I’ve already mentioned Jamie Foxx’s man is a three-time Oscar Imelda Staunton (Vera Drake) Million Dollar Baby name twice, and with good reason. Foxx’s nominee, and he shows a lit- Hilary Swank (Million Dollar Baby) The Motorcycle Diaries performance is easily one of the best of the tle bit more emotion than Kate Winslet (Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind) Sideways past few years. It wasn’t just because of we’re used to from him in Kapil’s Picks Kevin’s Picks Kapil’s Picks Kevin’s Picks Foxx’s well-known impersonation skills; he “Baby.” Foxx won’t win two Will Win: Hilary Swank Hilary Swank Will Win:Sideways Finding Neverland embodies Ray Charles and seems to know Oscars, and Alan Alda’s first Should Win: Kate Winslet Hilary Swank Should Win:Sideways Sideways exactly what Charles’ problems and desires nomination was a gesture to were as a blind genius. The only other candi- the legendary TV star from ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE WRITING (ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY) date that has won any major awards is M.A.S.H. Don Cheadle (Hotel Rwanda) The Aviator Leonardo Dicaprio, who won at the Golden Johnny Depp (Finding Neverland) Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind Globes in the drama category. Dicaprio had Best Supporting Actress Leonardo Dicaprio (The Aviator) Hotel Rwanda the advantage of being a famous dead person This was the toughest Clint Eastwood (Million Dollar Baby) The Incredibles who also had a mental disability, and, while category to predict. Natalie Jamie Foxx (Ray) Vera Drake solid, he tends to overact Hughes’ OCD. Portman was very emotion- Kapil’s Picks Kevin’s Picks Kapil’s Picks Kevin’s Picks Clint Eastwood is good in “Baby,” but this ally and physically revealing Will Win: Jamie Foxx Jamie Foxx Will Win: Eternal Sunshine Hotel Rwanda nomination must be partly because Clint in “Closer.” Cate Blanchett Should Win: Jamie Foxx Jamie Foxx Should Win: Eternal Sunshine The Incredibles cries. In a church. Next to a priest. Paul Gia- was one of the few good See http://www.oscar.com/ for a full list of nominees. February 25, 2005 ARTS THE TECH Page 11 77th Academy Awards ‘Baby’ K.O.’s Airsick ‘Aviator,’ Foxx’s Victory Assured By Kevin Der tedly wields the most emotional ARTS EDITOR knockout punch. Hardly anyone Last year was one of the best Oscar cere- anticipated the power of the film’s monies that I can remember, because my conclusion, which manages to be favorite film swept all 11 awards it was up for. sad, but also inspirational, rather Making correct predictions was easy when than depressing. “Finding Never- “Return of the King” was in the running, but land,” despite being solid, has no usually it’s hard to do well. I still remember chance except in Peter Pan’s world, Roeper stating with the utmost confidence that and “Ray” is more likely to come on Daniel Day-Lewis would win — yet we all stage for acting. “Sideways” yields remember Adrien Brody passionately kissing the biggest laughs, but lacks the Halle Berry during his victory speech. emotional pull. Ideally, these four It was just announced that changes have would have been joined by “Closer” been made to the way the awards are present- or “The Incredibles.” ed this year. In past years, the nominees remain seated when the winner is named, and Best Director the winner then takes the long walk to the Scorsese has been waiting a long stage. In order to save time, it was reasoned, time for this award and missed out this ceremony will introduce two new ways again two years ago for “Gangs of for award presentations. In the first, all the New York.” This could be another nominees will go on stage, and the winner case of a consolation award for past will step forward to receive the statue. In the work — he deserves it for “Taxi Dri- second, the nominees will all sit together in ver.” If Scorsese loses again, Clint the audience, and the winner will make her Eastwood will undoubtedly take the acceptance speech without walking on stage. statue — I don’t think he deserved it I condemn this new practice, because it for “Mystic River,” and there was no marginalizes the nominees who won’t get to way Peter Jackson wouldn’t win, but UNIVERSAL PICTURES go on stage. A motion picture is made up of this time he did very well. Jamie Foxx will win the Best Actor award for his portrayal of Ray Charles (above) and is also many ingredients, each of which is essential to nominated in the Best Supporting Actor category for his role in “Collateral.” its success. Not allocating the same glory to Best Actor nized her from past work and thought she was my and has never won. My favorite of his is each category is like a slap in the face. Why Last year, it could have gone to either Sean in her late twenties, so I was surprised to learn last year’s “Peter Pan,” and his Shyamalan not cut the half-hour tributes or musical per- Penn or Bill Murray, and I felt Murray was that she’s actually around 40. Her musings collaborations on “Signs” and “The Sixth formances? And after all that, it’s not clear to robbed for his fantastic performance in “Lost about why she loves wine carry the same deli- Sense” are some of his best work, all of which me how inviting all five nominees to the stage in Translation.” This time around, there’s no cate wonder as Chris Cooper’s descriptions of were snubbed. Though his score for “The Vil- will save time. doubt who will win, and that is Jamie Foxx. the ghost orchid in “Adaptation.” Having shed lage” is seemingly too rustic and emotionally The Academy isn’t the best at actually His outstanding portrayal Ray Charles is Galadriel, Cate Blanchett does very well as withdrawn, it is well married with the film, awarding the Oscars, either. There is a limit- responsible for every bit of the film’s success. Katherine Hepburn, though, and will probably and taken in that context, is very beautiful. If less trove of terrible blunders even if one only The other four nominees are strong, but there win. Then again, Natalie Portman’s emotion- Williams doesn’t win, I hope it goes to considers the past decade. “Shakespeare in is simply no question that Foxx will win. Like ally troubled stripper from “Closer” has a Howard. Love” winning over “Saving Private Ryan” is many, I’m disappointed that Paul Giamatti chance too. It’s too bad, because I liked her a Jan Kaczmarek’s “Finding Neverland” has one of the travesties that I take most personal- isn’t nominated for “Side- some beautiful cues as well, ly. We could talk about the snubbing of Ian ways,” but he also would utilizing solo piano improvi- McKellen’s Gandalf, or “Titanic” winning. stand no chance. sations to good effect. Its Yet, I’ve learned to make peace with the fact waltzes are particularly that the statuette very often ends up in the Best Actress memorable, especially the wrong hands. Instead, I focus on the positive Hilary Swank will win. beautiful cue Dancing with aspects of this ceremony — getting to see Annette Bening will lose. the Bear. Its weakness is movie stars and directors all mingling togeth- Again. And that’s all I have seemingly amateurish er, cheering on my favorites, and hopefully to say. orchestration. Lastly, Deb- screaming with joy when they win. ney’s “Passion of the Best Supporting Actor Christ” is this category’s Best Picture This category is the most misfit — its repetitive choir This category is usually fit for the the clas- unknown at this point. The and uninspiring cues make it sic grade-school question, “Which does not only certainty is that Jamie a lackluster contender, but belong?” Two years ago, the answer was Foxx won’t win for “Collat- to the fear of many, may be “Chicago,” for which I had an extreme per- eral,” since he’s got the this film’s consolation prize. sonal loathing. Any mention of the film made Actor statue in the bag. In an ideal world, Gabriel me nauseous (and still does, so writing this Aside from Foxx, the other Yared’s rejected score for pains me), and its victory left my stomach four have a good chance. I’d “Troy” and Michael unsettled for weeks. You know the Academy like to see Thomas Haden Giacchino’s “The Incredi- has made a mistake when the Best Picture Church win, just because I bles” would also be nomi- MIRAMAX FILMS winner has been completely forgotten mere liked “Sideways” so much. Leonardo di Caprio stars as Howard Hughes in “The Aviator,” the overrated nated, replacing “Lemony days after the ceremony. This year’s misfit, Clive Owen will probably front-runner for Best Picture. Snicket” and “Passion.” “The Aviator,” induces a much more subtle win, though — his character airsickness, but still leaves the viewer disgust- in “Closer” has enormous emotional complex- lot more in “Garden State” — there she was Best Animated Feature ed that it was nominated. Its plot quickly goes ity, from silent rage to sexual desperation to lovable, not a withdrawn and miserable waif. Pixar will win this award for the second awry, there is a complete lack of emotional calm sadism. I didn’t care for Morgan Free- year in a row for “The Incredibles,” and “The attachment between its characters and the man’s performance; his voiceovers reminded Best Musical Score Polar Express” should replace “Shark Tale” as viewer, and the editing leaves one disconnect- me too much of “The Shawshank Redemp- As a lover of film music, this is an award a nominee. I didn’t like “Shrek 2” very much, ed montage after another. As usual, it’s dis- tion.” near and dear to my heart. I’m an enormous because it was stale and much of its material couraging that the weakest of the nominees is John Williams fan, and I’ll be screaming for is parodic, which I think makes animated actually the front-runner. Best Supporting Actress him to win this Sunday. His score for “Harry films weak. This category, created just three Among the other four films, “Million Dol- Virginia Madsen is by far my favorite — Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” is nearly years ago, seems to have nominees that are lar Baby” is the most likely to win and admit- she’s adorable in “Sideways.” I hadn’t recog- a complete departure from his previous two there just to fill the minimum three slots. Usu- scores for the franchise, as ally, though, the correct film wins. Last year, he maintains just hints of “Brother Bear” had no business being nomi- prior themes while creating nated, but that was a moot point, since it was entirely new material for competing against Pixar’s masterful “Finding dementors, Buckbeak the Nemo.” The year before that, “Spirited Away” hippogriff, and others. rightly took the gold against a relatively weak Though Buckbeak’s Theme field, with no films from either Pixar or isn’t the glorious master- Dreamworks. piece that the tear-inducing Fawkes’ Theme was from Best Writing (Adapted Screenplay) “Chamber of Secrets,” it The humor of “Sideways” is unmatched, deserves to be mentioned in and its characters deliver the most inspira- the same breath as tional soliloquies that express not only the Williams’ other best flying beauty of wine, but also how wonderful and themes. I could continue to tragic love can be. Historically, this award is praise the rest of this score usually a consolation prize, so it is equally for pages more. likely to go to “Finding Neverland,” which is The other nominees in otherwise shut out. this category are weaker. Thomas Newman has done Best Writing (Original Screenplay) some beautiful work, such Charlie Kaufman’s “Eternal Sunshine of as the shockingly gorgeous the Spotless Mind” is well-written but unlike- Egg Theme from last year’s ly to win because it’s a weaker script than nomination “Finding both “Adaptation” and “Being John Nemo.” Unfortunately, it’s Malkovich.” “Hotel Rwanda” has the best generally acknowledged chance, but I’d love to see “The Incredibles” that “Lemony Snicket” isn’t take this home, since Pixar has never won a his best work. Similarly, writing Oscar. WARNER BROS. PICTURES James Newton Howard has Clint Eastwood starred in and directed “Million Dollar Baby,” in which Hilary Swank plays a rising box- had outstanding scores The Oscars will air on Sunday, Feb. 27, ing talent. passed over by the Acade- 2005, 8 p.m., on ABC. Page 12 THE TECH February 25, 2005 Mass. Ave. Renovation Plans Raise Safety Concerns Construction, from Page 1 crosswalk at 77 Mass. Ave., and Simha dis- puted Cambridge officials’ assertion that a 2006, with possible finishing work in Massachusetts Highway Department regula- the spring of 2007. Work will take tion would forbid a raised crosswalk at this place in pieces, with traffic restricted to location because Mass. Ave. is a major artery. one lane each way in the affected areas. Cambridge Project Manager Bill Deignan Other improvements include new responded that the bike path is a “standard traffic signals at the Mass. Ave. and facility” used by many cities nationwide, and Lansdowne Street intersection, as well that a survey of bikers found a preference for as the replacement of lighting with his- the proposed location of the bike path, toric 1907 reproduction fixtures, new although it was not clear whether the survey trees, the addition of bicycle lanes, and offered MIT’s plan as an alternative. a landscaped plaza at the intersection In addition, he said that the new bike paths of Main Street and Mass. Ave. would be an improvement over the current state, in which there is none. Some concerned about safety Of the current bike paths on Vassar St., A number of people attending the Anderson said that “the City of Cambridge community forum requested action be allowed us to do that… as sort of an experi- taken to provide bicyclists an alternative ment,” and asked for a report on the outcome. to passing stopped buses on the left, and “That was a stretch for them to change” also to slow down cars near the 77 Mass. from their standard, he said. Anderson also Ave. crosswalk. said that because he had only recently become O. Robert Simha MCP ’57, former chief facilities officer at MIT, he was not pre- MIT Director of Planning, said during sent during MIT’s talks with Cambridge over the forum that Cambridge had consis- the past years but was planning further tently opposed a plan put forward by research on the matter and MIT’s position. MIT that he said would give greater “I know with these bicycle issues that there safety to bicyclists by putting them on a isn't a definitive solution,” he said. raised pathway similar to that of Vassar Street. Project will improve streetscape The “city staff stonewalled us,” he “The streets and sidewalks out here are in said, and ignored MIT’s objections at very poor repair,” Deignan said during the each stage of the planning review. “It’s forum, and the construction ahead is aimed worth screaming” about the plan now, at solving many longstanding problems. he said, “because they’re not going to As a result of resurfacing both the streets pick up the pieces.” and sidewalks, Mass. Ave. will gain curb “When I led the Planning Office, five extensions at crosswalks to increase visibili- or six years ago, MIT objected to this ty and shorten crossing distances. The design [and] presented an alternative that changes will also take better advantage of was safer for pedestrians and cyclists,” the drainage system now in place, which was he wrote in an e-mail yesterday to Presi- built with this project in mind and hence was dent Susan Hockfield and Chief Facili- not well suited to the current setup. ties Officer William J. Anderson, Jr., Lafayette Square, at the intersection of among others. Main, Columbia and Mass. Ave., will also Instead, “the city opted for what they see a significant reconstruction. described as a city-wide bike path The unused land formerly occupied by a scheme… This system has killed several gas station will route both Columbia and people in the city as they were ‘doored’ Main into a single intersection where the gas SOURCE—REBECCA FUENTES, CAMBRIDGE DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC WORKS by drivers exiting their cars,” he wrote, station is currently located. The current The layout of the redesigned Lafayette Square intersection of Massachusetts Avenue, Main with two deaths occurring on Mass. Ave. intersection and its medians will become a Street, and Columbia Street. The new design reduces the directions of traffic flow. near MIT. small public plaza. (bottom) An artist’s rendering of how the plaza will appear after construction. Another community member voiced To try to compensate for the lost parking worries that without the spaces, Deignan said that Cambridge is plan- parked cars on the west ning to add about 60 metered spots along side of the street, many side streets near Mass. Ave. drivers would accelerate Finally, as the construction regions occu- to unsafe speeds when py different areas of Mass. Ave., the loca- approaching the Harvard tions of bus stops may change temporarily, Bridge. One solution pro- and the 77 Mass. Ave. intersection may have posed is to create a raised to be rerouted at times. Candidates for Undergraduate Association Class Council Offices 2006 CLASS COUNCIL 2007 CLASS COUNCIL (CONT.) President Amy R. Lam Treasurer Nikhil S. Shenoy Dwight M. Chambers Kimberly W. Wu Ray R. Wu

Vice President Social Chairs Clarence Lee Sarah J. Cha and Bella C. Liang Jessica J. Huang Noelle J. Kanaga Publicity Chairs Secretary Grace C. Lo and Susan J. Shin Karen E. Hunter 2008 CLASS COUNCIL Treasurer President Vacant Cankut Durgun Jack M. Genberg Social Chairs Ada Lipkin Nina L. DeBenedictis and Leslie E. Kao Vice President Andrea T. Urmanita and Payal Agrawal Deborah A. Watkins Jonathan A. Birnbaum Joseph D. Roy-Mayhew Publicity Chair Walter C. Lin and Janet J. Yoo Secretary JiangWei Zhu

2007 CLASS COUNCIL Treasurer President Bo Zhao Melvin C. Makhni Social Chairs Vice President Amrita V. Masurkar and Ovid C. Amadi Daniel R. Stone

Secretary Publicity Chair Shilpa M. Joshi Vacant

The official campaigning period for candidates running for UA offices begins today. A presidential/vice presidential debate will take place Monday, and a Class Council Presidents’ debate will take place on Mar. 2. Electronic voting begins on Mar. 3.

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[email protected] Page 14 THE TECH February 25, 2005 Study Ranks Schools On Postdoc Program By Kelley Rivoire based on surveys collected from a NEWS EDITOR total of five respondents at the EPA, The magazine The Scientist which was the minimum possible for ranked MIT thirteenth among all the EPA to be included in the rank- U.S. institutions in a survey of the ings. best places for postdoctoral fellows Also ranking in the top five are to work, based on the responses of the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research 13 non-tenured life scientists from Center, the National Cancer Institute, the Institute. The survey results the National Institute of Environment appeared the in Feb. 14 issue of the Health Sciences, and the Trudeau magazine. Institute. The number of responses The survey, which also ranked received from the top five U.S. insti- MIT third among U.S. academic tutions ranged from 5 to 80. institutions, collected data by send- The University of North Carolina ing e-mail invitations to readers of Chapel Hill ranked highest for U.S. the magazine and registrants to the academic institutions, with Washing- journal’s Web site. In total, 3,533 ton University in St. Louis second, useable responses from non-tenured MIT third, Michigan State University scientists from 929 American and fourth, and the Medical College of international institutions were Wisconsin fifth. The number of received. Rankings were generated responses for these top five ranked for the 123 U.S. and 66 international U.S. institutions ranged from five to institutions from which five or more 29. responses were received. The 46 criteria used in ranking the institutions comprise 11 major MIT ranked thirteenth topics including quality of training, The 13 respondents from MIT quality of mentoring, quality of rated the Institute high in quality of community, funding, equity, and training, quality of facilities, and family and personal life. networking opportunities provided. The factors ranked as most

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At Faculty Meeting, The Robert A. Muh Alumni Award Summers Makes Vow in the Humanities, Arts, and To Improve Behavior Social Sciences

By Sara Rimer for Mar. 15. and Patrick D. Healy “He is the president; we need to presented to THE NEW YORK TIMES work with that,” said Cynthia CAMBRIDGE, MASS. Friend, chairwoman of chemistry With his faculty threatening open and chemical biology. revolt, the president of Harvard, “We need to find a new way of Dr. Ned Block Lawrence H. Summers ’75, promised working together,” she added. MIT 1964 Humanities Tuesday that he would temper his Tuesday’s faculty meeting was Professor of Philosophy and Psychology management style and begin treating convened explicitly for professors to people more respectfully. stand in judgment of Summers, for Department of Philosophy, New York University Professors, gathered at an over- and against, and was the latest flow meeting of the Faculty of Arts stormy episode in the serial drama of and Sciences to hear and discuss the Summers presidency. The depth Dr. Block will deliver a talk entitled Summers, appeared so dissatisfied and intensity of faculty anger was with the state of his leadership that shown in a Harvard Crimson poll they rejected a proposal to have published Tuesday in which 52 per- three senior Harvard scholars medi- cent of professors disapproved of ate the furor between the faculty and Summers’ leadership and 40 percent “WHAT IS CONSCIOUSNESS its president. approved. In an effort to heal the After five weeks of mea culpas breach between Summers and the for his remarks about women in the faculty, a former dean of the Faculty IN THE BRAIN?” sciences, Summers issued yet anoth- of Arts and Sciences proposed a er apology. He promised professors three-member mediation team that that they would no longer experience would act as a line of communication the intimidation, anger, and hurt feel- from the faculty to the president and ings that many of them have reported to Harvard’s two governing boards. Wednesday, March 2, 2005 in his three-and-a-half-year tenure. Two professors rejected the idea 5:00 PM “I am committed to opening a as undemocratic and seemingly pre- new chapter in my work with you,” arranged. The former dean, Jeremy MIT, Building E15 he told some 500 faculty and staff Knowles, withdrew the proposal. Bartos Theater members, according to a copy of his “I think an important opportunity 20 Ames Street remarks. “To start, I pledge to you was lost for the faculty of arts and that I will seek to listen more and sciences to gain some leverage to Cambridge more carefully and to temper my change its relationship with the words and actions in ways that con- president,” said Theda Skocpol, a vey respect and help us work government professor who was to OPEN TO THE PUBLIC together more harmoniously.” have been on the mediation team. “No doubt I will not always get Most of the faculty speeches at Hosted by MIT, School of Humanities, Arts, and Social things right. But I am determined to Tuesday’s meeting ranged from set a different tone.” mildly critical to highly critical of Sciences He also promised to pay greater Summers, but some supporters respect to the powers of the faculty spoke in his favor. For further information please contact (617) 258-6760 on matters like undergraduate educa- Caroline Hoxby, an economics http://web.mit.edu/shass tion, which he has sought to re-shape. professor, opened her remarks by But the deep concern among saying that the discussion was not professors at the Faculty of Arts and about “right versus left” or political Sciences over his management correctness, but about management. appeared likely to continue, at least Some commentators have put a in private. Some critics said after political spin on the debate over the meeting that Summers was so remarks by Summers that women damaged that his chance of being a may lag in science and engineering great Harvard president was over. because of “intrinsic aptitude.” Others praised him as trying to “Every time, Mr. President, you reach out. show a lack of respect for a faculty Although professors did not hold member’s intellectual expertise, you a vote of no confidence at Tuesday’s break ties in our web,” Hoxby said meeting, as some had threatened, a to Summers, according to a copy of university dean promised to hold a her remarks. “Every time you series of private, informal meetings humiliate or silence a faculty mem- between Summers and professors in ber, you break ties in our web.” the coming weeks. However, sever- Leaving the meeting, James al professors expressed skepticism Kloppenberg, a history professor, about whether that intervention said he felt reassured. Professor would do any good. The next full Kloppenberg said of Summers, “He faculty meeting, where the con- realizes he can’t govern the univer- frontations with Summers have sity without the support of the facul- taken place this month, is scheduled ty.” Page 16 THE TECH February 25, 2005 MIT Soldier Design GSC Presents Ideas on Advising GSC, from Page 1 rizing their recommendations by the Singh said. Competition spring. So far, “everyone has been The satisfaction rate for students student satisfaction started very high very receptive and very encourag- in their first or second year of grad- with new students, it declined each ing,” Sriram said. uate school is about 90 percent, and Final Judging Event year afterwards. this number declines about 10 per- The survey, which was spon- GSC suggests improvements cent for every two years that a stu- sored by the Provost’s Office, the “Part of the GSC’s mission is to dent remains, said Sriram. Teams of inventors from MIT and West Point Graduate Student Office, and the prevent” negative relationships will present prototypes of: GSC, included questions posed by between graduate students and their Faculty’s needs addressed members of the GSC about stu- advisors, said Barun Singh G, presi- In response to a question asked • Portable power generation system dents’ experiences with advising. dent of the GSC. by a member of the audience • Cooling system for body armor About 3,000 students, or almost Personal guidance and feedback regarding the satisfaction of faculty • Powered rope ascender half of the graduate student popula- were listed as the top two traits that with their students, Sriram said that tion, responded, said Krishnan Sri- graduate students wanted to see the faculty have been asked for • and more! ram G, chair of the GSC subcom- more of in their advisors, according input during the process and will mittee on Better Advising and to analysis done by Brenden P. Epps continue to be asked. Research Ethics. G on the survey. Thirty-three per- “I’m not sure we’re going to do Tuesday, March 1 The focus groups consisted of cent of the survey respondents said a faculty survey any time soon, but about 15 faculty members, 25 that they did not meet with their it’s certainly something we will 6:00-9:30 pm administrators, and 45 graduate stu- advisor enough. consider,” Dean for Graduate Stu- dents representing 25 departments. Another recommendation made dents Isaac M. Colbert said. Wong Auditorium, E51-115 Topics discussed were finding and was to publicize resources that are In addition, faculty need to changing advisors, work expecta- available to graduate students, such know the resources available to sponsored by: MIT Institute for Soldier Nanotechnologies tions, students in transition, mentor- as the Graduate Student’s Office, them to help students struggling ing at MIT, conflict resolution, the Ombudsperson’s Office, and with personal issues. We will “try funding, ethical issues, and career counseling and support services. to set up resources for everyone,” advising. According to the survey, only 5 to Colbert said. This presentation was meant to 15 percent of graduate students Colbert praised the GSC for MAKE A kick-start several months of the occasionally or frequently use these their work so far in addressing GSC communicating their findings resources. graduate advising. “We in the DIFFERENCE. to the MIT community, Sriram said. Singh said that adding counsel- administration have great confi- Members of the GSC plan to present ing and ombuds services on the dence that the students can be part Massachusetts Initiative their findings at the school and department level might increase of the solution,” he said. “Ten for New Teachers (MINT) department levels, and the GSC their use. “Students prefer to use years ago, this could not have hap- plans to release a document summa- resources that are more localized,” pened.” The Massachusetts Initiative for New Teachers is dedicated to recruiting and training high-quality educators who are committed to increasing student achievement. ARE YOU: • Energized by the challenge of addressing the achievement gap that exists between urban and suburban schools? • Equipped with a strong academic/professional background in Mathematics and the Sciences?

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Solution to KRT Crossword Call for Nominations! from page 8 2005 Student Art Awards LAYA and JEROME B. WIESNER LOUIS SUDLER STUDENT ART AWARDS PRIZE IN THE ARTS

The Laya and Jerome B. Wiesner Student Art The Louis Sudler Prize in the Arts is presented 'UITAR,ESSONS Awards are presented annually to up to three stu- annually to a graduating senior who has demon- &ROMBEGINNERTO dents (undergraduate or graduate), living groups, strated excellence or the highest standards of ADVANCED organizations or activities for outstanding proficiency in music, theater, painting, sculpture, achievement in and contributions to the arts at design, architecture or film. The Prize was estab- MIT. Established in 1979, these awards honor lished in 1982 by Mr. Sudler, a performer in the President Emeritus Wiesner and Mrs. Wiesner for arts and an arts patron from Chicago. An en- their commitment to the arts at MIT. An endow- dowment fund provides a $1,250 award to the !LLSTYLES INCLUDING ment fund provides a $1,250 honorarium to each honoree. ACOUSTIC ELECTRIC recipient. ANDBASS
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The “Joya in Concert” show was held last Thursday evening in Kresge Little Theatre. The concert closed with an encore perfor- mance featuring lead vocalist Joanna Y. Abbott’s Artists Behind the Desk rhythm and blues group. LBGT & Questioning (left) Joanna “Joya” Y. Abbott provides the lead vocals. Support & Discussion Group

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[email protected] Page 18 THE TECH February 25, 2005 ograms Pr MIT Sloan Undergraduate Undergraduate mthe new inor

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In the tradition of Mens et Manus, MIT is pleased to announce an innovative opportunity for undergraduates—the new Minor in Management. Initial enrollment will be limited. Current sopho- mores and juniors are eligible to participate in a lottery to be held this spring.

The curriculum for the new minor comprises: 14.01Principles of Microeconomics 15.501 Corporate Financial Accounting 15.668 People and Organizations (new) 15.812 Marketing Management Plus two elective subjects (selected from a specified list)

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Questions? Email [email protected]. Page 19 THE TECH SPORTS February 25, 2005 Many Dancers Place At BU’s Competition How do I make an Dance, from Page 20 included Mota and Poukchanski in Newcomer American Foxtrot, Meis- appointment at the MIT ’00 and Carrie L. Sougnez in sec- lin and Shevnyuk in Bronze Ameri- ond, Ty Harris and Katya Lesnaia can Waltz/Tango, Victor Tu and PhD ’04 in third, Chris Douglas G Jessica A. Lee ’05 in Silver Mental Health Service? and Sally Myers in fourth, Tuan Waltz/Tango and Foxtrot, and Brad Phan and Si Hui Tan G in fifth, and Morrison and Margaret Wong SB Dejan Mircevski and Danielle ’02, who competed in both the Gold Brown in sixth. and Open levels of the Smooth four- If you wish to make an appointment at MIT Medical’s Mental MIT made an especially impres- dance. sive showing in Smooth, sweeping Many more MIT dancers placed Health Service, call x3-2916. The receptionist will schedule you for first place in all three of the syllabus last Saturday than are mentioned an intake phone call. This is an approximately 15-minute phone levels and taking second in New- here; full results can be found online comer and Open. The couples at http://ballroom.mit.edu. call during which an intake clinician will establish the general prob- lem and its urgency, as well as gather information that will help match you with the clinician who will be the most helpful to you. Swimming and Diving The clinician will then schedule you for an initial hour-long Have Bright Prospects appointment. Swimming, from Page 20 200 back for what was the most If you don't have the privacy for a phone call, you can choose to fruitful event for the Beavers in come to the Mental Health Service (3rd floor of MIT Medical, scored points by finishing third, terms of points scored. eighth, thirteenth, and fourteenth, With only four athletes from this building E23) for your intake interview. respectively. Thornton, Chambers, year’s championship squad — Jen- and Sorensen also scored points in nifer J. DeBoer ’05, Ashley R. the 200 breast, finishing third, Rothenberg ’05, Shimmin, and If you cannot wait, there are walk-in hours every afternoon, fourth, and twelfth, respectively. Zoller — graduating, next year’s Monday–Friday from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m. If you come during walk-in In the 100 back, MIT had four prospects for besting Springfield at hours, you will be seen, although there may be a wait. Appropriate individuals score points, with the championships are bright. Par- Edwards, Erin M. Zoller ’05, Laura ticularly, with Holbrook joining the follow-up will be arranged at that walk-in visit. This can include B. Shimmin ’05, and Rebecca E. team this year, the Beavers will be being booked for an intake appointment. Jimenez ’07 finishing second, fifth, able to move up, rather than down, seventh, and tenth. All four joined in the standings once points from Katrina M. Cornell ’06 and Lindsey diving are added into the team R. Sheehan ’07 in the top 16 of the scores. What should I expect at my first visit? NEWMAC Women’s Championships Results for MIT Team Members During the first visit, you will talk with a clinician about the con- Team Scores Place Team Score cerns that prompted you to make the appointment. The clinician 1 Springfield 972 will also take a history, which will involve asking some questions 2MIT 625.5 3Wellesley 553.5 about your family, childhood, and substance use. Usually the ses- 4Wheaton 417.5 5Babson 303 sion will end with some feedback and suggestions about the best 6 Coast Guard 284 7Mount Holyoke 263 treatment. Sometimes a recommendation is made for treatment 8Smith 247 outside of the medical center; sometimes a recommendation is 9WPI 122.5 10 Clark 86 made to consider medication. Event Results Event Place MIT Result 200 Free Relay 3 MIT-A (Julianna K. Edwards ’08, Stephanie A. Sidelko ’07 Katherine C. Thornton ’07, Erin M. Zoller ’05) 1:40.50 12 MIT-B (Jennifer J. DeBoer ’05, Jacquelyn M. Nowicke ’08 Does it cost anything to use the Mental Laura B. Shimmin ’05, Sasha B. Brophy ’08) 1:42.92 500 Free 5 Brophy 5:13.89 Health Service at MIT Medical? 7DeBoer 5:23.65 12 Katrina M. Cornell ’06 5:32.02 16 Nowicke 5:38.71 200 IM 6 Zoller 2:17.11 For graduate and undergraduate students there is no charge for 16 Annika S. Larsson ’08 2:23.74 50 Free 10 Sidelko 25.92 visits to the Mental Health Service at MIT Medical. 1-Meter Diving 1 Doria M. Holbrook ’08 418.05 400 Medley Relay 2 MIT-A (Edwards, Thornton, Larsson, Brophy) 4:05.53 12 MIT-B (Zoller, Moria C. Chambers ’06 Jessica A. Harpole ’07, DeBoer) 4:16.46 200 Medley Relay 2 MIT-A (Edwards, Thornton, Larsson, Zoller) 1:52.97 11 MIT-B (Shimmin, Chambers, Sidelko, Nowicke) 1:56.18 400 IM 2 Thornton 4:47.94 100 Fly 1 Edwards 59.99 6 Larsson 1:02.35 200 Free 1 Brophy 1:57.20 This is the third in a series of mental health FAQs developed by 7DeBoer 2:00.28 13 Nowicke 2:03.71 the Student Health Advisory Committee (SHAC) with input from 15 Cornell 2:04.92 100 Breast 3 Thornton 1:10.26 MIT Medical’s Mental Health Service (MHS). More questions and 8 Chambers 1:12.79 answers on mental health issues are available online. 13 Sorensen 1:14.86 14 Lin 1:15.35 100 Back 2 Edwards 1:00.71 5 Zoller 1:02.93 Go to http://web.mit.edu/medical to find answers to the follow- 7 Shimmin 1:04.55 10 Rebecca E. Jimenez ’07 1:05.23 ing questions 800 Free Relay 2 MIT-A (DeBoer, Brophy, Thornton, Edwards) 7:56.66 12 MIT-B (Nowicke, Jimenez Lindsay R. Sheehan ’07, Cornell) 8:23.76 1650 Free 11 Sheehan 19:16.84 200 Back 2 Edwards 2:09.22 u Who should use mental health services? 5 Zoller 2:15.07 8 Jimenez 2:21.31 10 Cornell 2:18.69 u Is everything in a mental health visit really 100% confidential? 14 Shimmin 2:22.13 16 Sheehan 2:25.51 100 Free 5 Brophy 54.91 u Does MHS prescribe medications? 7DeBoer 55.06 14 Nowicke 56.77 200 Breast 3 Thornton 2:32.80 4 Chambers 2:35.59 u What if I want to see a clinician outside MIT? 12 Sorensen 2:40.60 200 Fly 8 Larsson 2:23.63 3-Meter Diving 1 Holbrook 455.10 u How are mental health services covered if I am on my 400 Free Relay 2 MIT-A (DeBoer, Zoller, Nowicke, Brophy) 3:41.05 parents' insurance? 11 MIT-B (Cornell, Jimenez, Shimmin, Sidelko) 3:49.92

u How are mental health services covered if I have the MIT Student Extended Insurance Plan? Free food.

To learn more about SHAC membership, look out for our Wellness Seminars/Study Write for The Tech! Breaks around campus, or visit our website http://web.mit.edu/shac/. [email protected] Page 20 THE TECH February 25, 2005 SPORTS Women’s Swimming and Diving UPCOMING HOME EVENTS

Friday, February 25 Take Second at Championships NEWMAC Men’s Swimming and Diving Championship Trials and Finals By Victoria K. Anderson brook ’08, who broke the team’s dry the 400 medley relay, as her time of Zesiger Center Pool, 11 a.m. and 6:30 p.m., respectively TEAM ALUMNA spell in the diving events as she 59.74 not only broke the Institute Varsity Women’s Ice Hockey Invitational The MIT Women’s Swimming topped the rest of the conference on record in that event (old record: Johnson Ice Rink, 7 p.m. and Diving team held their seeming- the one-meter and three-meter Kirstin Alberi ’03, 59.89, 2002), but ly perennial second-place spot at the boards. In doing so, she scored bet- also betters the provisional qualify- Saturday, February 26 New England ter than several competitors from ing time for the NCAA Division III Varsity Women’s Ice Hockey Invitational Women’s and Men’s Division III diving powerhouse National Championships. Johnson Ice Rink, 9 a.m. Athletic Conference Springfield, which bodes well for While the victories were sparse NEWMAC Men’s Swimming and Diving Championship Trials and Finals (NEWMAC) champi- her hopes at the Division III Nation- for MIT at the championships, the Zesiger Center Pool, 11 a.m. and 6:30 p.m., respectively onships, held Feb. al Championships March 10–12. team utilized its depth, particularly Varsity Women’s Gymnastics vs. Springfield College 18–20 at Wellesley A pair of rookie swimmers in the back and breast events, to duPont Gymnasium, 4 p.m. College. Springfield College won its boasted individual victories at the post enough points for their second- fifth straight championship title, meet, with Julianna K. Edwards ’08 place finish. In the 100 breast, Sunday, February 27 while host Wellesley trailed the touching the wall first in the 100- Katherine C. Thornton ’07, Moria NEWMAC Men’s Swimming and Diving Championship Trials and Finals Beavers most of the meet and fin- yard fly and Sasha B. Brophy ’08 C. Chambers ’06, Katrina M. Soren- Zesiger Center Pool, 11 a.m. and 6:30 p.m., respectively ished third. securing a win in the 200 free. son ’08, and Jolinta Y. Lin ’06 all Highlighting the action for MIT Edwards also gave a stellar perfor- was double-winner Doria M. Hol- mance in her 100 back leading off Swimming, Page 19 Steroids a Bigger Problem in High Schools than in Professional Sports By Brian Chase about a full blown epidemic.” The obsessed with high school football SPORTS EDITOR findings of the special investigation than any other place in the country. On Tuesday, Barry Bonds held are that high school students easily If anyone needs more proof that the his first press conference since the get steroids from acquaintances and football culture in Texas breeds leakage of his testimony that friends, or they buy them online. steroid use, I’d like to hear why. But revealed he The worst blow came just recently, is it such a stretch to assume that if had unwit- when nine football players from a teens in Texas can easily get Column tingly used Texas school district admitted to steroids, then kids in California or steroids. The press swarmed over using steroids purchased form a Florida or Nebraska can as well? him like mosquitoes over a dead local dealer. The nine students then Because high schools are run by the dog in a swamp. Barry never admit- named players from nearby Carroll states, there isn’t as much of an ted or apologized for anything, and High School as buyers from the opportunity for national regulation the press bashed him for it. Now same dealer. Why does this matter? like there is in professional sports. that steroids has become the major Because Carroll went undefeated in As the Carroll High School allega- topic in professional sports, Barry its last season and was ranked the tions show, coaches who run pro- has to deal with this kind of press best prep football team in the coun- grams may not be keeping tabs on attention all the time. try. their players’ steroid use, and may But to me, the real problems The ironic thing is, a month prior even be abetting them. So the only with steroids are not under the to this story leaking, the coach of real thing to do is to mandate test- bright lights of professional sports, Carroll, Todd Dodge, won the ing, but that costs money. The but in high schools across the coun- Adams USA Head Coach of the chance of every district in the coun- try where, especially in football, Year Award, given to “the top prep try mandating steroid testing is pret- teenagers are shooting up their bod- football coach in the country that ty slim. ies for the chance to get into power- has not only won on the field, but For all of these reasons, I think house football programs. An imbed- also rewards the coach deemed to be that high school steroid use is likely ded culture of steroids in high the best in the country in leading his to be more lasting and more damag- school sports will do far more dam- team as a positive influence to the ing than any professional scandal. It age to far more people than any pro- youth of America,” according to will continue to be an “epidemic” fessional use of steroids. And that http://www.NFLHS.com. Dodge until being an overly muscled foot- culture is already established. runs a perennial powerhouse that ball player doesn’t give you nation- At least it is in Texas, as pointed gets “national team of the week al “Team of the Year” honors, STANLEY HU—THE TECH out by the Dallas Morning News’ honors” regularly. Of course, these doesn’t give coaches national Merritt S. Tam ’05 competes in the uneven bars during the special report on the use of steroids new allegations throw doubt on recognition, and doesn’t provide a women’s gymnastics competition on Saturday, Feb. 19, in in Texas high schools. Kevin Black- everything that Dodge has accom- fast lane to a life of riches in the duPont Athletic Center. Tam scored 36.950 to win the all- stone, a columnist for the paper, plished. NFL which, by the way, doesn’t around competition, leading MIT to a 182.250-point victory calls high school steroid use “just Admittedly, Texas is more test for steroids. over Rhode Island College and Boston University. MIT Couples Dance Well During Boston University Dancesport Competition By Jessica A. Lee placed in the top eight, except for TEAM MEMBER the Rhythm dances, in which there On Feb. 19, members of the MIT were no entries from MIT above the Ballroom Dance team were on their Newcomer level. toes between 8 a.m. and 10 p.m. at MIT’s one Newcomer couple, Boston University’s Guadalupe O. Mota ’08 and Anna Metcalf Ballroom for Poukchanski ’08, placed within the the BU Terrier Dance- top five in every one of the four sport competition. events they entered, including sec- It was one of the ond in Rhythm. season’s most tightly- Sixty-six couples entered the packed competitions, with 28 Bronze International Cha Cha/Rumba events, 246 couples, and even a two-dance event, making for five gru- show all in a single day, pressing eling rounds of competition. Only the organizers to place up to 16 eight couples ascended to the final couples on the dance floor at one round, and of these, four were from time, even in fast-paced dances MIT. Shih-Yuan Liu and Jessica R. such as Quickstep and Viennese Huot ’06 placed second, Dmitry Aba- Waltz. The close quarters gave nine G and Chen Zhao ’07 third, leaders a chance to practice their Shlomo H. Meislin G and Olga S. floorcraft — that is, the art of Shevnyuk ’08 fourth, and Perry Shieh maneuvering along your line of and Ipek Kotan sixth. dance without crashing into other Not to be outdone by the rook- couples or the judges. ies, MIT’s Open-level dancers dom- Events covered four styles inated the International five-dance (Rhythm, Smooth, Standard, and event, in which five of the top six STANLEY HU—THE TECH Latin) and six possible levels (New- couples had an MIT affiliation. Bradley J. Sutton ’07 wins the pommel horse during the men’s gymnastics meet on Saturday, comer, Bronze, Silver, Gold, They included Boris Berdnikov SM Feb. 20, at the duPont Athletic Center. Sutton placed second in the all-around competition Novice, and Open). In every final (8.25), but the team lost to Temple University, 197.4–177.9. round, at least one MIT couple Dance, Page 19