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TURBULENT TROUBADOUR Roseburg musician brings Texas-style blues to show Saturday

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TFWFOGFBUIFSTDPN Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 The News-Review, Page 3 what’s HAPPENING ROSEBURG tonight, blues artists Buddy Guy and Jimmie Vaughan Fri- Optimist hosts FOUR-SQUEAL DRIVE day and tribute band Beatle- Mania Live! Saturday. Con- band fundraiser certs on the Umpqua Park The Roseburg Optimist Club stage start at 8 p.m. each night. hosts its Battle of the Bands Daily, 4-H and FFA events fundraiser from 6 to 10 p.m. begin at 9 a.m., carnival gates Saturday at Pyrenees Vineyard open from 10 a.m. to 11 p.m. and Cellars, north location, daily, exhibit buildings open 707 Hess Lane, Roseburg. 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. Local musi- Music entertainment cal acts happen throughout the includes Not Penny’s Boat, day on the Charter Communi- The Dixonville Chicks and cations Stage. Dylan James. Reserved seating for con- Advance tickets are $20 certs is extra and tickets are each or $35 for a couple. Price available at the fair office or at the door is $25 per person. ticketsoregon.com. General Tickets include wine tasting seating is free with admission and sandwiches. to the fairgrounds. Information: 541-672-8060 Admission is $9 for adults or 13 years and older, $7 for sen- www.pyreneesvineyard.com. iors, $4 for children 6 to 12 years old. Parking is $5. CANYONVILLE Free bus rides are available on the hour and half hour 10 Taking the High a.m. to 5 p.m. and every 15 Street for charity minutes from 5 p.m. to 11 p.m. Music lovers can take the News-Review file photo from Roseburg High School, high road at a benefit concert The Douglas County Fair continues this week with rides, exhibits, strolling entertain- Dixon Steel Mill, Starlight for Doernbecher Children’s ers, cotton candy, farm animals and nightly concerts on the Umpqua Park Stage. See Theater, Kmart and the Dou- Hospital in Portland. this page for details. glas County Courthouse. The High Street Band per- Information: 541-957-7010 forms at 6 p.m. Aug. 19 at or Seven Feathers Hotel Casino www.co.douglas.or.us/dcfair/fa Resort, 146 Chief Miwaleta tonight in Oakland City Park. the festival. Northwest Aviators and RC ir.html. Lane. Preliminaries continue at the Applications available at Club have come to Douglas The Band’s repertoire same time and place on Aug. High Five Music in Roseburg County to present this large- OAKLAND includes covers and originals 18, 25 and Sept. 1. Semifinals or online at www.historicoak- scale model airplane show. from a mix of swing, blues, follow at noon Sept. 11 at the landoregon.com. This year’s show includes Eugene Opera R&B, Latin, oldies and rock. Swanson Amphitheatre in con- Information: 541-580-2058. new twists, twirls and World junction with the 42nd annual War I airplanes, organizers lands at winery Tickets are $55 per person The Eugene Opera’s Artist and include appetizers and Umpqua Valley Wine, Art and OAKLAND said. Music Festival. Cash prizes The event is free and food is Mentor program will perform wine. again for the next two week- Information: 541-673-5506. total $700; each category will High flying wake available for purchase. have a first, second and third Information: 541-863-1920. ends in Oakland. place. up call in Oakland An Evening of Arias will OAKLAND begin at 7:30 p.m. Saturday Contest categories are 10 The Dawn Patrol 2011 takes ROSEBURG Umpqua’s Got years and younger, 11 to 16 to the skies for a three-day and again Aug. 20 at Mar- years old, 17 to 30 years old remote controlled air show this Fair has ‘Hard shAnne Landing Winery, 175 Talent starts today and 31 years and older. weekend. Hogan Road, Oakland. The City of Oakland and A sound system is provided, The event is from 9 a.m. to 5 Days Night,’blues Each performance will be Oakland Economic Develop- but instruments must be p.m. Friday through Sunday at The Douglas County Fair different. This week, 12 ment Committee are hosting brought and all presentations the Umpqua RV Park, 16844 continues through Saturday. singers will perform arias, the “Umpqua’s Got Talent” are limited to four minutes. Highway 138 West in Oak- Headlining performers for ensembles and choruses from contest, which begins with Semifinals are Sept. 8 and land. the rest of the week are coun- opera blockbusters including preliminary tryouts at 6:30 finals are Sept. 11 as part of This is the third year the try singer Dierks Bentley “Carmen,” “Die Fledermaus” and “The Pirates of Penzance.” Tickets are $30 and reserva- ■ Mail: Currents, The News-Review, P.O. Box 1248, Roseburg, 97470. Currents reporter: DD Bixby tions are required. Admission Phone: 541-957-4218 ■ Drop-off: The News-Review office at 345 N.E. Winchester St., Roseburg. Currents editor: Tricia Jones includes appetizers. CURRENTS Phone: 541-957-4216 Some proceeds support the ■ Email: [email protected] TV Guide questions: ■ opera company’s community To submit local arts and Fax: (541) 957-4270 Vicki Menard outreach programs and per- Phone: 541-957-4203 entertainment information, formances. send printed or Information must be received by noon Friday to be Published every Thursday by Information: 541-459-7998. typewritten information to: published in the following Thursday’s Currents. Page 4, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 weekly CALENDAR

Hogan Road, Oakland. Eugene Opera’s plane show through Aug. 14. Free. Thursday,THURSDAY, Aug. 11 AUG. 11 Artist Mentor Program return for the Food available for purchase. 541-863- fifth time. Singers, new and returning, 1920. will perform songs from Eugene Opera MUSIC productions. The show is also per- INOKE — 5 to 8 p.m., Charley’s formed Aug. 20. Part of the proceeds Monday,MONDAY, Aug. 15 AUG. 15 BBQ, 812 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. support the opera company’s commu- No cover. 541-957-1786. nity outreach programs and perform- MUSIC IN THE PARK — 6 to 8:30 ances. $30. Seating limited. Reserva- THEATER p.m., Millsite Park, Myrtle Creek. tions required. Admission includes PRIME TIME PLAYERS — 1:30 Eugene band The Conjugal Visitors per- appetizers. 541-459-7998. p.m., Betty Long Unruh Theatre, 1614 forms tonight. Regular summer concert W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Seniors series is most Thursday nights. All con- DANCE with an interest in theater are welcome RETIRED RHYTHM ROUNDERS — 1 to participate in this affiliate of the certs, parking is free. Bring seats, blan- to 4 p.m., Sutherlin Comstock Grange, Umpqua Actors Community Theatre, kets. Pets are welcome. 541-860-5846. 851 S. Comstock Road. Old-time fiddle, which meets each Monday. No acting piano and harmonica music. Refresh- experience is necessary. Memorizing EVENTS ments served. Public and donations lines is not required. 541-677-9070. DOUGLAS COUNTY FAIR — 6 a.m. welcome. to midnight, 2110 Frear St., Roseburg. OREGON OLD TIME FIDDLERS DIS- 4-H and FFA events begin at 9 a.m. TRICT #10 — Second Saturdays, 1 to 4 Tuesday, Aug. 16 daily. Carnival gates open from 10 a.m. p.m. VFW Hall Post 2468, 1127 Walnut TUESDAY, AUG. 16 to 11 p.m. daily, exhibit buildings open News-Review file photo St., Roseburg. Jam, dancing and vari- 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. Events throughout ety show. Public invited, no charge. MUSIC day on the Charter Communications Umqua’s Got Talent gets started this weekend with the pre- Donations accepted. 541-672-6929. MUSIC ON THE HALF SHELL — 7 to Stage. Dierks Bentley performs at 8 liminaries in Oakland. See this page for details. EVERY SECOND SATURDAY OF 9 p.m., Nichols Band Shell, Stewart p.m. on Umpqua Park Stage. Admis- MONTH COUNTRY MUSIC EXPRESS Park, Roseburg. Shemekia Copeland, sion is $9 for adults 13 years and older, — 1 p.m. to 4 p.m., Sutherlin Senior considered by some the Blues Queen $7 for seniors, $4 for children 6 to 12 Center, 202 E. Central Ave., Sutherlin. heir apparent, performs tonight. Free years old. Parking is $5. Free bus rides RIVERFRONT RHYTHMS — 6:30 to from 5 p.m. to 11 p.m. www.co.dou- Senior dance. Coffee is free. Donations shuttle available from the Rose Street from Roseburg High School, Dixon 8 p.m., Umpqua Discovery Center, 409 glas.or.us/dcfair/fair.html. 541-957- accepted. 541-672-3160. parking structure from 5:15 to 7 p.m. Steel Mill, Starlight Theater, Kmart and Riverfront Way, Reedsport. Irish Creme 7010. Return trips made as necessary. 541- the Douglas County Courthouse on the plays Celtic and folk music at today’s DAWN PATROL 2011 — 9 a.m. to 5 EVENTS 677-1708 or www.halfshell.org. hour and half hour 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. free concert, which is the last of the p.m., Umpqua RV Park, 16844 High- DOUGLAS COUNTY FAIR — 6 a.m. and every 15 minutes from 5 p.m. to season. Outdoor lawn seating for way 138 W., Oakland. For the third to midnight, 2110 Frear St., Roseburg. 11 p.m. chairs and blankets. Picnics welcome, year, the Northwest Aviators and RC 4-H and FFA events begin at 9 a.m. WEDNESDAY,Wednesday, Aug. 17 AUG. 17 www.co.douglas.or.us/dcfair/fair.html. food vendors on site. No pets, smoking Club present this large scale model air- daily. Carnival gates open from 10 a.m. 541-957-7010. or alcohol. 541-271-4816. plane show through Aug. 14. Free. to 11 p.m. daily, exhibit buildings open TALENT PRELIMINARIES — 6 p.m., HOTQUA STRING BAND — 7 to 10 Food available for purchase. 541-863- 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. Events throughout MUSIC City Park, Oakland. Umpqua’s Got Tal- p.m. Chimps Hangout at Joe Monkey 1920. day on the Charter Communications STORYVILLE JAZZ BAND — 6 to 9 ent contest is holding preliminary try- Restaurant, 500 S.E. Cass Ave., Rose- Stage. BeatleMania Live tribute band p.m., The Zoo, 2455 N.E. Diamond performs at 8 p.m. on Umpqua Park outs today, Aug. 18, 25 and Sept. 1. burg. Gypsy flair, Cajun, blues, swing, Lake Blvd., Roseburg. Dixieland, swing Latin. 541-679-5444. Saturday, Aug. 13 Stage. Admission is $9 for adults 13 Categories are 10 years and younger, SATURDAY, AUG. 13 years and older, $7 for seniors, $4 for and dance. No cover. 541-672-4488. 11 to 16 years old, 17 to 30 years old EVENTS children 6 to 12 years old. Parking is and 31 years and older. Semifinals are $5. Free bus rides from Roseburg High Sept. 8 and finals are Sept. 11 in con- DOUGLAS COUNTY FAIR — 6 a.m. MUSIC Thursday, Aug. 18 to midnight, 2110 Frear St., Roseburg. VIRGIL ROBINSON AND THE SHAPE School, Dixon Steel Mill, Starlight The- THURSDAY, AUG. 18 junction with the 42nd Umpqua Valley ater, Kmart and the Douglas County Wine, Art and Music Festival. Applica- 4-H and FFA events begin at 9 a.m. SHIFTERS — 5 to 8 p.m., Delfino Vine- daily. Carnival gates open from 10 a.m. yards, 3829 Colonial Road, Roseburg. Courthouse on the hour and half hour tions available at High Five Music in 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. and every 15 minutes MUSIC Roseburg or online. www.historicoak- to 11 p.m. daily, exhibit buildings open Roseburg blues musicians and his ACOUSTIC BLEND — 5 to 8 p.m., 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. Events throughout band play funky blues as part of Delfi- from 5 p.m. to 11 p.m. www.co.dou- landoregon.com. 541-580-2058. glas.or.us/dcfair/fair.html. 541-957- Charley’s BBQ, 812 W. Harvard Ave., day on the Charter Communications no’s Summerfest. Admission is $5 and Roseburg. Lite Rock No cover. 541- Stage. Buddy Guy and Jimmie Vaughan includes wine tasting. 541-673-7575. 7010. DAWN PATROL 2011 — 9 a.m. to 5 957-1786. Friday, Aug. 12 perform at 8 p.m. on Umpqua Park BATTLE OF THE BANDS — 6 to 10 p.m., Umpqua RV Park, 16844 High- MUSIC IN THE PARK — 6 to 8:30 FRIDAY, AUG. 12 Stage. Admission is $9 for adults 13 p.m., Pyrenees Vineyard and Cellars, way 138 W., Oakland. For the third p.m., Millsite Park, Myrtle Creek. Kla- years and older, $7 for seniors, $4 for north location, 707 Hess Lane, Rose- year, the Northwest Aviators and RC math Falls band, The Craig Allen Blues children 6 to 12 years old. Parking is burg. Optimist Club presents three Club present this large-scale model air- Band plays. Regular summer concert MUSIC series is most Thursday nights. All con- INOKE — 5 to 8 p.m., My Coffee $5. Free bus rides from Roseburg High bands in a concert fundraiser. Music plane show through Aug. 14. Free. School, Dixon Steel Mill, Starlite The- entertainment includes Not Penny’s Food available for purchase. 541-863- certs, parking is free. Bring seats, blan- and Wine Experience, 1700 Garden Val- kets. Pets are welcome. 541-860-5846. ley Road, Suite 100, Roseburg. Funk, ater, Kmart and the Douglas County Boat, The Dixonville Chicks and Dylan 1920. blues, jazz, rock. No cover. 541-229- Courthouse on the hour and half hour James. Advance tickets are $20 each or 1230. 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. and every 15 minutes $35 for a couple. Price at the door is $25 per person. Tickets include wine Sunday, Aug. 14 Friday,FRIDAY, Aug. 19 AUG. 19 tasting and sandwiches. www.pyre- SUNDAY, AUG. 14 neesvineyard.com. 541-672-8060. $ NATTY BONE — 7 to 10 p.m. EVENTS MUSIC Chimps Hangout at Joe Monkey DAWN PATROL 2011 — 9 a.m. to 5 ACOUSTIC BLEND — 5 to 8 p.m., 889 9 fforor Restaurant, 500 S.E. Cass Ave., Rose- p.m., Umpqua RV Park, 16844 High- My Coffee and Wine Experience, 1700 burg. Blues. 541-679-5444. way 138 W., Oakland. For the third Garden Valley Road, Suite 100, EVENING OF ARIAS — 7:30 p.m., year, the Northwest Aviators and RC NNewew PPatientsatients MarshAnne Landing Winery, 175 Club present this large-scale model air- Please see CALENDAR,page 5 • Initial cleaning, Comprehensive Exam & X-Rays (bitewings) “Not only cabinets for your (Regular fees $221) kitchen and bathroom but DDr.r. 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Tenmile. Last Saturday of every month. Hank Schmidt. 541-445-2802. Cost is 25 cents a card per game. EAGLES AERIE NO. 3508, 116 E. Calendar Refreshments served. 541-679-5397. Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open, 4 SUNDAY p.m.; sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m. CONTINUED FROM PAGE 4 LOWER UMPQUA SENIOR CENTER, Soft-back bingo, numbers stay at 57, 460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport, senior progressive blackout raises $10 per Roseburg. Lite rock. No cover. 541- bingo, 1 p.m. 541-271-4884. week, and surprise games. Proceeds 229-1230. go to charity. 541-459-9154. THE HIGH STREET BAND — 6 p.m., MONDAY MYRTLE CREEK ELKS LODGE NO. Seven Feathers Hotel and Casino ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 1943, 106 E. Main St. 6:30 p.m. 541- Resort, 146 Chief Miwaleta Lane. W. Madrone St. 1 to 3 p.m. Penny 863-1943. Band’s repertoire includes covers and bingo. Seniors 50 and older only. 541- originals from a mix of swing, blues, 679-9602. R&B, Latin, oldies and rock. Benefit WINSTON VFW — 1 and 7 p.m., DANCEDANCES concert for the Doernbecher Children’s VFW Post 9745, 570 Douglas Ave., Hospital. Appetizers and wine. Tickets Winston. Members and public wel- FRIDAY are $55 per person. 541-673-5506. come. 541-679-4090. CYCLONE 2.0: TEEN DANCE — Every Friday, 7 to 11:30 p.m., Roseburg EVENTS TUESDAY Armory, 111 N.W. General Ave., Rose- 23RD ANNUAL BLACKBERRY FES- SENIOR BINGO AT ARBY’S, Rose- burg. Nonprofit dance club offers teens TIVAL — 9 a.m. to 10 p.m., Central burg, 9:30 a.m. Free. 541-672-1325. and young adults a place to dance and Park, Sutherlin. Craft booths open. ROSEBURG ELKS LODGE, 749 S.E. hang out under the supervision of Street Memories Poker Run is from 1 Jackson St., 6 p.m. early bird and 6:30 adults. $5 cover. Food and drinks avail- News-Review file photo to 3 p.m. at the Dakota Street Shopping p.m. regular bingo. Proceeds from able for purchase. 541-784-8488. Center, followed by a cruise-in at 3 p.m. Sutherlin’s annual Blackberry Festival gets underway Aug. event go to Elks charities and other SCOTTISH AND ENGLISH COUNTRY Live music is from 8 to 10 p.m. at the 21. See this page for details. community functions. 541-672-4455. DANCING — Every Friday, 7 p.m., Dou- shopping center. glas County Celtic Dancers, Roseburg VA www.sutherlinbbfest.org. WEDNESDAY Medical Center, 913 N.W. Garden Valley 19TH WINSTON CELTIC HIGHLAND Park, 243 S.E. Thompson Ave., Win- open to the public. Bingo is played SENIOR BINGO AT SPLITZ BAR AND Blvd., Auditorium, Building 16. Free GAMES — 6 to 8 p.m., Riverbend Park, ston. Non-denominational service at 8 every week except where otherwise GRILL, 2400 N.E.. Diamond Lake Blvd., admission. No experience or partners 243 S.E. Thompson Ave., Winston. Free a.m. Days events includes games, noted. Please call ahead if the date is Roseburg, 9:30 a.m. Prizes, samples, necessary. Dances are taught. 541-672- concert with Men of Worth, who pres- Celtic goods vendors, foods, children’s near a holiday. coupons. 541-784-9422. 5115. ent a Ceilidh, traditional Celtic music games, agility dog trials, live entertain- LOWER UMPQUA SENIOR CENTER, ROSEBURG INTERNATIONAL FOLK party. Festival continues through Aug. ment, parade of clans each day at FRIDAY 460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport. DANCERS — Second and fourth Fridays, 21. 541-673-7463. noon, Crooked Kilt pub and heavy ath- WINSTON-DILLARD SENIORS, Senior bingo, 1 p.m. 541-271-4884. 8 to 10 p.m. Roseburg VA Medical Center, letic competitions all day. Admission is WINSTON COMMUNITY CENTER, 440 ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 913 N.W. Garden Valley Blvd., Auditorium, adults, $10, seniors, $9, children 7 to Grape Ave. 1 p.m. 541-679-9244 or W. Madrone St. Second, fourth and Building 16. Free admission. No experi- SATURDAY,Saturday, Aug. 20 AUG. 20 12, $6 and children 6 and younger and 541-679-9715. fifth Wednesdays, 1 p.m. Open to pub- ence or partners necessary. Dances are military in uniform are free. EAGLES AUXILIARY NO. 3508, 116 lic ages 50 and older. 541-957-1461. taught. 541-672-0030 or 541-673-3001. www.dcscots.org. 541-673-7463. E. Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open at CAMAS VALLEY GRANGE NO. 521, PIONEERS ‘N’ PETTICOATS SQUARE MUSIC SMITH RIVER COUNTRY FAIR — 10 4 p.m.; sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m. East Camas Road, 1 p.m., fourth DANCE CLUB — Second Fridays, main- SONGS FOR SKATERS — 2 p.m., a.m. to 5 p.m., Smith River Grange Soft-back bingo, progressive blackout Wednesdays following senior lunch. stream level square dance from 8 to Pavilion, city park, Oakland. Eugene- Hall, 9500 Lower Smith River Road, and surprise games. Proceeds go to Proceeds benefit the Camas Valley 10:30 p.m., at the Myrtle Creek Communi- based group Ataghost and Bootleg Sin- Reedsport. Old-fashioned country fair charity. 541-459-9154. School Scholarship in honor of the late ty Center, 425 N.W. Second Ave., Myrtle ners will perform to raise money for includes pit barbecue beef dinner, live ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 Hank Schmidt. 541-445-2802. Creek. Pre-rounds begin at 7:30 p.m. All the construction of an Oakland skate entertainment, games and races, a W. Madrone St. Every Friday. Doors EAGLES AERIE NO. 3508, 116 E. dancers welcome. Claude Butler, cuer. park. Free. Donations accepted. chicken scramble, a greased pig open at 6 p.m., bingo at 7 p.m. Age 18 Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open, 4 541-874-3661. 541-315-1934. scramble and vendors. Admission is and older. Smoke-free. All paper p.m.; sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m. EVENING OF ARIAS — 7:30 p.m., free, dinner is $10 for adults and $5 for games. Progressive blackout. 541-672- Soft-back bingo, numbers stay at 57, SATURDAY MarshAnne Landing Winery, 175 kids ages 4 to 10 and free for children 5627. progressive blackout raises $10 per BUCKEROO SQUARE DANCE CLUB — Hogan Road, Oakland. Eugene Opera’s 3 years old and younger. 541-271- GLIDE COMMUNITY CLUB, Glide week, and surprise games. Proceeds First and third Saturdays, mainstream Artist Mentor Program return for the 3222. Community Center, Highway 138. go to charity. 541-459-9154. level square dance at the Buckeroo Barn, fifth time. Singers, new and returning, 23RD ANNUAL BLACKBERRY FES- Doors open at 6:30 p.m. First game, 7 MYRTLE CREEK ELKS LODGE NO. 5051 N.E. Stephens St., Roseburg, inter- will perform songs from Eugene Opera TIVAL — 6 a.m. to midnight, Central p.m. 50 cents per card per game. 541- 1943, 106 E. Main St. 6:30 p.m. 541- mediate rounds, 7 p.m.; pre-rounds, 7:30; productions. Part of the proceeds sup- Park, Sutherlin. Today’s events include 496-3398. 863-1943. squares with every third tip plus, 8 to port the opera company’s community mud races, a chili cook-off, live music ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 10:30 p.m. All dancers welcome. Dale outreach programs and performances. and more. Visit the website for a com- SATURDAY W. Madrone St. Second, fourth and Roberson or Don Marshall, caller and Pat SUTHERLIN SENIOR CENTER, 202 $30. Seating limited. Reservations plete schedule. fifth Wednesdays, 1 p.m. Open to pub- Hintz or Neil Koozer, cuer. Bring finger E. Central Ave., 7 to 9:30 p.m. Building required. Admission includes appetiz- www.sutherlinbbfest.org. lic ages 50 and older. 541-957-1461. foods to share. $5 per person. 541-672- fund bingo. Sponsored by Sutherlin ers. 541-459-7998. CAMAS VALLEY GRANGE NO. 521, 0964 or 541-672-9780. Seniors Inc. Paper only. $10 or $15. East Camas Road, 1 p.m., fourth BINGO 541-459-3247 or 541-643-6488. EVENTS Wednesdays following senior lunch. TENMILE COMMUNITY CENTER — Proceeds benefit the Camas Valley Please see CALENDAR,page 6 23RD ANNUAL BLACKBERRY FES- 7 to 9 p.m., 2119 Tenmile Valley Road, TIVAL — 6 a.m. to midnight, Central All bingo games listed below are School Scholarship in honor of the late Park, Sutherlin. Today’s events include mud volleyball lawn mower races, car The shows and more. Visit the website for a SMILE! Summer complete schedule. www.suther- Quality You’ve come to expect linbbfest.org. 19TH WINSTON CELTIC HIGHLAND is here! GAMES — 9 a.m. to 9 p.m., Riverbend Park, 243 S.E. Thompson Ave., Win- Premium Basic ston. Games, Celtic goods vendors, foods, children’s games, agility dog tri- Denture Denture als, live entertainment, parade of clans each day at noon, Crooked Kilt pub and $$825825 $$299299 heavy athletic competitions all day. Admission is adults, $10, seniors, $9, Premium Basic children 7 to 12, $6 and children 6 and Receive a younger and military in uniform are Enjoy The Mark V Partial Partial FREE free. www.dcscots.org. 541-673-7463. Lunch & Dinner Everyday $$875875 $$399399 Breakfast on Saturday & Sunday! “We’ll help you decide EXAM Sunday,SUNDAY, Aug. 21 AUG. 21 what is right for you” with this ad r gami ou ng it ro is o V m ! EVENTS 541-229-6275 Artistic Denture Center 19TH WINSTON CELTIC HIGHLAND (541-229-MARK) GAMES — 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Riverbend 563 SE Main, Downtown Roseburg • Corner of Oak and Main 696 NE Winchester St. • Roseburg • 541.673.2724 Page 6, The News-Review CALENDAR Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 GALLERIES

ART GALLERY AT UCC, Whip- 123 Museum Drive, Roseburg — St. — This museum is about the ple Fine Arts Building, Umpqua Explore a pioneer covered wagon, history of the town, including a Community College, 1140 College meet live snakes and turtles and general store, doctor’s office, a Road, Winchester. The gallery is unearth prehistoric fossils in this bank, parlor, a train station, a phar- closed during the summer, but museum, where family-friendly macy and other rooms typical of an reopens Sept. 12 with the “National exhibits focus on what makes the early Oakland home, with memora- Showcase of Drawing,” which con- natural and cultural history of the bilia from the 1860s to mid-1900s. tinues through Oct. 27. Regular Umpqua Valley unique. This sum- The museum is open from 12:30 to hours are 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. Monday mer’s exhibit is “Curios & Curiosi- 3:30 p.m. daily except holidays. No through Friday and by appoint- ties: Odd Objects From the Muse- admission charge, but donations ment. 541-440-4691. um’s Collection,” continuing are appreciated. 541-459-3087. through Sept. 9. A new exhibit, “Dig DOUGLAS COUNTY MUSEUM, into History,” features an archeo- SUVA GALLERY, 425 S.E. Main logical site in which people can St., Canyonville — Gallery regular- uncover clues to Umpqua Valley’s ly showcases works of more than ancient past. Museum hours are 10 30 local fine artists, photographers a.m. to 5 p.m. daily. Admission is and craft artisans. Regular gallery $5 adults, $4 seniors and free for hours are 10 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. children 17 and younger. www.dou- Tuesday through Saturday. 541- glasmuseum.com or 839-4282. The Grand 541-957-7007. UMPQUA DISCOVERY CEN- ELKTON COMMUNITY EDU- TER, 409 Riverfront Way, Reed- Victorian 15850 Highway CATION CENTER, Jon Leach’s painting “Father of Jealousy” and others are on sport — Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 Myrtle Creek 38 West, Elkton — All art mediums p.m. daily. Admission is $8 per from Elkton-area artists will be display at Fisher’s Flowers and Fine Art Gallery. adult and $4 for children ages 6 to “Great Smokies” exhibited from July 9 to Sept. 30. 15. 541-271-4816 or Artwork can be viewed from 10 hanging. Next show is watercolor ings will be on exhibit through www.umpquadiscoverycenter.com. Produced by special arrangement with Heuer a.m. to 3 p.m. Wednesdays, Thurs- artist Bill Mehlhoff and begins Sept. 2. Roseburg artists Jon Publishing LLC of Cedar Rapids, Iowa. days and Fridays. Free admission. Sept. 8. Gallery is open 10 a.m. to Leach and Cheryl Wickstrom also UMPQUA VALLEY ARTS CEN- A Hillbilly comedy with 541-584-2692. 6 p.m. Tuesday through Saturday. have artwork hung at the gallery. TER, 1624 W. Harvard Ave., Rose- 541-672-2180. The gallery is open 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. burg — Umpqua Plein Air 2011 Singin’ and Dancin’ CLARK STUDIO AND Monday through Friday. 541-672- show “Location, Location, Loca- GALLERY, 130 N.E. Exchange FISHER’S FLOWERS AND 6621. tion” opens Friday and runs DDinnerinner TTheatreheatre Ave., Roseburg — About 200 FINE ART GALLERY, 638 W. Har- through Sept. 9 in the Hallie Brown pieces from 58 local artists are rison St., Roseburg — Mia Carney THE GALLERY AT MAR- Ford and Corridor galleries. A regularly shown at the gallery. The of Tipperary, Ireland, is the fea- SHANNE LANDING, 175 Hogan reception is from 5 to 7 p.m. Friday. Art Hot and Cold show is now tured artist. Carney’s acrylic paint- Road, Oakland. The gallery show- Doors open at 4:45 p.m., awards cases the work of 20 artists, includ- ceremony at 6:15 p.m. Shows in ing bronzes by Ginger Updegrave, other galleries include the Schnei- pastels by Trudy Reynolds, paint- der Museum of Art Outreach Do you have chronic pain? ings by Jan Barba Horn, alabaster Exhibit in the Red Gallery, Progres- by David MacFarlane and porce- sions: Edibles by R Atencio in Muscle spasms? lain and raku work by Susan Gallery II and kids area art school Roden. Additional work includes in the Student Gallery. All shows stained glass windows, blown- are free and open to the public. Nausea? glass articles and ornaments, Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Tues- hand-marbled silk scarves and day through Friday and 10 a.m. to ❃ evening bags, gemstones and 2 p.m. Saturday. 541-672-2532 or Not fi nding relief with traditional medicines? antique beaded jewelry. Free www.uvarts.com. ❃ admission. Gallery open 11 a.m. to Tired of playing games with marijuana clinics 5 p.m. Wednesday through Sunday • Submit an event or change to August and by appointment. News Desk, The News-Review, that change doctors every few months? 541-459-7998. 345 N.E. Winchester St., Rose- 12, 13, 14 19, 20, 21 burg, OR 97470, or dbixby@nrto- OAKLAND MUSEUM, 130 Locust day.com. 26, 27, 28 Dr. Darryl George Affordable Integrative Medicine Fri. & Sat. ~ 7pm Sutherlin. All levels welcome. $25 month- Sundays ~ 5pm (541) 672-8366 Calendar ly or $8 per class. 541-459-7745. TUESDAY CONTINUED FROM PAGE 5 Only $35.00 Call to fi nd out if you qualify for the LINE DANCE CLASS — 1 p.m. every Oregon Medical Marijuana Program and see the only Tuesday. Lower Umpqua Senior Center, Per Person RETIRED RHYTHM ROUNDERS — 460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport. 541- local doctor to ever serve on the state’s advisory board Second Saturdays, 1 to 4 p.m., Sutherlin 271-4884. for medical marijuana Comstock Grange, 851 S. Comstock. A BELLY DANCE CLASS — 7 p.m., Mys- (541) 863-3011 variety of music for your listening and tical Oasis, 102 E. Central Ave., Sutherlin. dancing enjoyment. Coffee and cookies. Beginners only. $25 monthly or $8 per 828 N. Old Pacifi c Hwy 403 NE Casper Street, Roseburg No charge. 541-459-1863. class. 541-459-7745. Myrtle Creek, OR 2 blocks east of the library off of OREGON OLD TIME FIDDLERS DIS- www.grandvictorianmc.com TRICT #10 — Second Saturdays, 1 to 4 CALL FOR SCHEDULE Diamond Lake Blvd. p.m. VFW Hall Post 2468, 1127 Walnut Tickets Available at: SECONDHAND SQUARE — 594 St., Roseburg. Jam, dancing and variety Th e Grand Victorian ~ Myrtle Creek Canyonville/Riddle Road, Canyonville. To show. Public invited, no charge. Dona- Hanson Jewelers ~ Roseburg encourage square dancing, a selection of tions accepted. 541-672-6929. 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Garden Valley Cinema: HARRY POTTER AND THE 1750 N.W. Hughwood Court. DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 2 1 672-7272 HHH ⁄2 rated PG-13. The battle For Friday through Aug. 18 between good and evil forces of the wizarding world escalates. The 30 MINUTES OR LESS HH stakes have never been higher, and rated R. Nick is a small-town pizza no one is safe. Harry Potter may be delivery guy whose mundane life col- called upon to make the ultimate sac- lides with that of two wanna-be crimi- rifice as he draws closer to his cli- nal masterminds. The two criminals mactic showdown with Lord Volde- kidnap Nick and force him to rob a mort: It all ends here. Daniel Rad- bank. With only hours to accomplish cliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, the task, he decides to involve his for- Helena Bonham Carter, Alan Rick- mer best friend, Chet. Now they are man, Ralph Fiennes, Robbie involved with police, assassins, Coltrane, Jason Isaacs. flamethrowers and their own person- al discord. Jesse Eisenberg, Danny CAPTAIN AMERICA:THE FIRST McBride, Nick Swardson, Aziz AVENGER standard and in 3D 1 Ansari. NEW THIS WEEK HH ⁄2 rated PG-13. During World War II, Steve Rogers volunteers to partici- 1 THE HELP HHH ⁄2 rated PG- pate in an experimental program 13.This is the story of three very dif- designed to turn him into a super sol- ferent but extraordinary women in dier, later known as Captain America. Mississippi in the 1960s who build an Together with Bucky Barnes and unlikely friendship around a secret Peggy Carter, he fights the evil Hydra writing project that breaks societal Organization and The Red Skull. rules and puts them all at risk. Chris Evans, Sebastian Stan, Hayley Instilled with the courage to cross the Atwell, Tommy Lee Jones, Stanley very lines that define them as individ- Tucci, Samuel L. Jackson, Hugo uals, they learn that some lines are Weaving, Neal McDonough. meant to be crossed, even if it means The Associated Press the world around them must change. CRAZY STUPID LOVE HH rated Bryce Dallas Howard, Emma Stone, R. Cal Weaver has a good job, a nice Aziz Ansari, left, and Jesse Eisenberg are shown in Columbia Pictures’ “30 Minutes or Less.” Viola Davis, Sissy Spacek, Allison house, great kids and is married to Janney. his high school sweetheart. But when he finds out that his wife has been RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE cheating on him, it all unravels. Now, 1 APES HH ⁄2 rated PG-13. Set in he spends his time sulking in a local present-day San Francisco, this is the bar, decades out of touch with the tale of man’s hubris regarding genetic singles scene, until thirty-something Eff ective: engineering, which leads to player Jacob Palmer decides to adopt 8/12 - 8/18/11 Additional $2.50 increased intelligence in apes and him as his wingman protégé. Steve Showtimes are always available at the onset of a war for supremacy. Carell, Ryan Gosling, Julianne www.roseburgcinemas.com James Franco, John Lithgow, Brian Moore, Emma Stone, Marisa Tomei, or 541-672-7272 Cox, Andy Serkis. Kevin Bacon. Garden Valley Cinema HH1 SMURFS ⁄2 rated PG. When Harvard Cinema: 1750 NW Hughwood Ave. the evil wizard Gargamel chases the 3161 W. Harvard Ave. Daily Showtimes Smurfs from their village, they are 673-6604 *30 MINUTES OR LESS - R forced through a dimensional portal out of their world and into ours. Land- RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE 12:20 2:35 4:50 7:05 9:20 1 ing in the middle of New York’s Cen- APES HH ⁄2 rated PG-13. Set in CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST tral Park, the wayward Smurfs must present-day San Francisco, this is the AVENGER - PG13 12:40 6:30 find a way back to their village before tale of man’s hubris regarding genetic Gargamel finds them. Neil Patrick engineering, which leads to These times are not in 3-D 3:35 9:25 The Ladies Auxiliary of Wildlife Safari invites you to join us for our Harris, Hank Azaria, Sofia Vergara increased intelligence in apes and *RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE 16th Annual Benefi t Dinner and Auction for Wildlife Safari!. Enjoy and featuring the voices of Katy the onset of a war for supremacy. APES -PG13 11:45 2:10 4:40 7:10 9:40 live performances from Shamwari Marimba. Relish a hearty dinner Perry, Alan Cumming, Jonathan Win- James Franco, John Lithgow, Brian ters, Jeff Foxworthy. Cox, Andy Serkis. *CHANGE UP - R 1:15 3:45 6:25 8:55 including a slow-cooked pig, smoked bbq and refreshing beverages. *HELP - PG13 11:45 2:50 6:00 9:10 COWBOYS AND ALIENS HH COWBOYS AND ALIENS HH HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY Thursday, August 25th 2011 rated PG-13. A stranger with no rated PG-13. A stranger with no À memory of his past stumbles into the memory of his past stumbles into the HALLOWS-PART 2 - PG13 6:00 pm Safari Event Garden desert town of Absolution, Arizona desert town of Absolution, Arizona 11:55 5:45 $75.00 per person Territory, in 1873. The only clue as to Territory, in 1873. The only clue as to SMURFS - PG 12:30 3:05 5:40 8:15 his history is a mysterious other- his history is a mysterious other- (Adults only please) worldly shackle attached to his wrist. worldly shackle attached to his wrist. COWBOYS AND ALIENS - PG13 In a town already living in fear from In a town already living in fear from 1:10 4:00 6:50 9:35 RSVP by Wednesday August 17th at noon 541-679-6761 ext. 213 normal intimidation and crime, this normal intimidation and crime, this CRAZY,,, STUPID, LOVE - PG13 2:55 8:45 lone cowboy must now lead them in lone cowboy must now lead them in a fight against terror from another a fight against terror from another Harvard Cinema world. Harrison Ford, Daniel Craig, world. Harrison Ford, Daniel Craig, 3161 DailyW. HarvardShowtimes Ave. Olivia Wilde, Sam Rockwell. Olivia Wilde, Sam Rockwell. *FINAL DESTINATION - R THE CHANGE-UP HH rated R. FINAL DESTINATION 5 in 3D 1:55 4:20 6:40 9:00 Growing up, Mitch and Dave were (NR) rated R. Survivors of a suspen- inseparable best friends, but have sion bridge collapse learn that there *RISE OF THE PLANET drifted apart over the years. Dave has is no real way to cheat death. OF THE APES - PG13 1:00 3:30 6:05 8:35 become an overworked lawyer and Nicholas D’Agosto, David Koechner, father of three, while Mitch has Courtney B. Vance, Tony Todd, COWBOYS AND ALIENS - PG13 remained a quasi-unemployed man- Emma Bell. NEW THIS WEEK For more information, 12:25 3:10 5:55 8:45 please contact child who has never met a responsi- 8/19 bility he liked. Now, through a set of Guest Services at ext. 210 strange cosmic circumstances, they Star ratings: HHHH – Excellent “Conan the Barbarian” & “Fright Night will change places. Jason Bateman, HHH – Good HH – Fair H – Poor “Spy Kids: All the Time in the World” www.wildlifesafari.net Ryan Reynolds, Leslie Mann, Olivia (NR) – No rating available Bargain Shows Before 5pm Wilde, Alan Arkin. = No Passes or Group Tickets Just off I-5 Exit 119 • Follow the signs! Page 8, The News-Review ON THE COVER Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 TURBULENT TROUBADOUR

MICHAEL SULLIVAN/The News-Review Roseburg blues musician Virgil Robinson will take the stage Saturday at Delfino Vineyards, along with his band, The Shape Shifters. Promoters and colleagues describe Robinson as an act well worth catching, especially for baby boomers.

Roseburg musician brings Texas-style blues to show Saturday

DD BIXBY in Roseburg. solo album “Shapes into Words.” “Virgil’s a helluva picker, he’s “I want you to be stunned. I want Much of Saturday’s performance well worth seeing,” said JD Parks, a The News-Review you to go ‘Oh, that guy’s got serious will draw from his original tunes. blues musician of the Delta persua- irgil Robinson will never be personal problems,’” Robinson said. “I’m a writer that has stuff come sion who has played with Robinson confused for those feel-good, “Music literally changed my life, through me. More often than not a recently. Vpicture-perfect male charac- and I want to be that potent.” song will come to me ... and it’s my Terri Delfino, at Delfino Vine- ters like Ward Cleaver or Ozzie Nel- Robinson, born in Silver City, responsibility to figure it out,” he yards, said she expects Robinson to son. N.M., grew up in Roseburg and at said of his writing style. draw a crowd of a certain age. After more than 40 years on stage, 14 was inspired by legends such as During his 47-year career, Robin- “He’s old-time rock and blues and the 59-year-old Texas-style blues Jimi Hendrix and B.B. King. By the son has played with two dozen big- that’s our age group. That’s my age musician sings about chasing life on time he ended high school, the name acts, among which he counts group. We’re the baby boomers and the road, the hard knocks of love musician was spending as much as highlights the Grateful Dead, that’s what we listened to back in and everything in between. time on the road chasing concerts Mother Earth, B.B. King, Charlie the ’60s. He really engages the Robinson and his band The Shape and gigs as he did in class. Musselwhite, Steppenwolf and crowd,” Delfino said, adding that Shifters perform their funky rock “I’d hit the road with $5 in my Huey Lewis and The News. Robinson, like wine, seems to get and blues music from 5 to 8 p.m. pocket. That’s living the life — sac- People who have heard Robinson better as he matures. Saturday at Delfino Vineyards rificing to learn something,” he said. say his performance showcases his Robinson’s credentials include his dedication. Please see TROUBADOUR,page 9 Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 ON THE COVER The News-Review, Page 9

bands’ willingness to work for practicing together difficult but sure she thinks he deserves. Troubadour free or “peanuts” has edged If you go... worth it, said Robinson. “You can’t find that music him out of local gigs. “It’s about when you put here, and if people are willing CONTINUED FROM PAGE 8 Said Robinson: “The Rose- WHAT: Funky blues by Vir- those quality people together to discover that we have that The Shape Shifters concert burg music scene is held gil Robinson and the Shape — it’s magic,” he said. talent here in Roseburg, I think is part of the vineyard’s once- hostage by hobbyists. It’s like Shifters Delfino and Parks sympa- that might open up a whole a-month Summerfest concert the porch moved to the club WHEN: 5 to 8 p.m. Satur- thize with the Roseburg per- new venue for people like Vir- series, which will be called a and it’s trained the community day former, though Parks said he gil,” she said. Blues Summerfest Saturday as to respond to mediocre music. WHERE: Delfino Vineyards, finds local understanding of For the musician himself, a nod to Robinson’s genre. It’s just crazy.” 3829 Colonial Road, Rose- the blues more limiting. it’s about reaching his full Though Delfino said she The proliferation of such burg “Folks around here don’t potential and taking his audi- expects Robinson’s concert to bands has also made it hard for COST: $5, includes wine really know much about that ence to a higher level. attract several hundred people Robinson to cobble together a tasting style of music and you’re “I want a chance to get as Saturday, Robinson said local stable team of talented musi- INFORMATION: 541-673- fighting the out-of-town musi- good as I can get before I interest in hiring him has cians. 7575 cians. So it’s kind of difficult drop,” he said. slumped in recent years. The Shape Shifters is made to get plugged into the right “It seems like the better I up of Michael Aponte, drums, venue,” he said. • You can reach reporter DD get, the less calls I get,” he Cory Culberhouse, bass and these musicians play for one or Delfino hopes the concert Bixby at 957-4218 or by email said, saying that other local Thad Straw, keyboard. All more other bands, making will give Robinson the expo- at [email protected].

‘Dirty Dancing’ Philip Levine named country’s poet laureate remake announced NEW YORK (AP) — America’s great narrative in favor of a black smock, attention to some of my con- LOS ANGELES (AP) — Pulitzer Prize winner Philip poets,” Librarian of Congress you must cerns,” Levine says. “Dirty Dancing” is coming back Levine, known for his detailed James H. Billington said in a be prepared to spend shift “There’s a great deal of to the big screen. Lionsgate says and personal verse about the statement. “His plainspoken after shift American poetry that’s hardly it is remaking the 1987 film that starred Jennifer Grey as a naive working class, has been lyricism has, for half a century, hauling off the metal trays of known and that should be dance student and Patrick appointed the country’s new championed the art of telling stock known. As a poet who didn’t Swayze as her teacher and lover. poet laureate. ‘The Simple Truth’ — about bowing first, knees bent for get published for a long time, I The studio said Monday that The Library of Congress working in a Detroit auto fac- a purchase know what it’s like to not to be Kenny Ortega, who choreo- was to announce Wednesday tory, as he has, and about the then lifting with a gasp, the read. The other thing I’d like graphed the original film, will that the 83-year-old Levine hard work we do to make first word to do is reach out to readers. I direct the remake. Ortega says he will succeed fellow Pulitzer sense of our lives.” tenderness between the two would like to bring attention to is eager to discover and cast “the winner W.S. Merwin this fall. In “Drum,” Levine writes of of you the kind of people I’ve written next breakout triple-threats” to The laureate, who receives a “Tool & Die” shop and of the about.” define dancing for a generation. $35,000 and is known official- men who “sweep, wash up, The laureate has few official ly as the Poet Laureate Con- punch out, collect outside for a duties and poets have used the sultant in Poetry, serves from final smoke.” In “Coming job to pursue a range of per- October through May. Richard Close,” he presents a “quiet sonal projects, from Billy Storewide Summer Wilbur, Joseph Brodsky and woman” standing for hours Collins’ “Poetry 180,” which Robert Pinsky are among the before a polishing wheel. But encourages the reading of previous appointees. who is she, really? Levine verse in high school, to Robert Sales Event “I’m a fairly irreverent per- asks. “You must come closer Hass’ “Watershed” conference son and at first I thought, to find out.” on nature writing. “This is not you. You’re an old “I don’t want to overextend union man,”’ Levine said dur- You must hang your tie myself, but at the same time I ing a recent telephone inter- and jacket in one of the lock- would like to use the ‘bully view from his home in Fresno, ers pulpit,’ as they call it, to bring Calif. “But I knew if I didn’t do this, I would kick myself. I Which EGG is for You?.. thought, “This is you. You can Available in five sizes from speak to a larger public than has been waiting for you in Extra Large to Mini. We can 1/3 carat total weight help you choose the recent years.”’ diamond stud earrings only Levine has received virtual- Big Green Egg ly every literary honor, but he that best fits $ is the least rarefied of poets. A your lifestyle! 445 Detroit native who as a young man worked in automobile plants, he has for decades chronicled, celebrated and Numerous Sizes & Styles Available worried about blue collar life. Levine’s awards include the Pulitzer in 1995 for “The Sim- ple Truth” and the National Friend Us On Book Award in 1991 for 541-672-0306 • 2583 W. HARVARD “What Work Is.” CCB# 180108 www.fishershearthandhome.com JEWELERS 535 NE Stephens • 672-2617 “Philip Levine is one of Page 10, The News-Review BOOK REVIEWS Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 Love and memories suffuse tribute to wife, grandmother BILL DUNCAN stop prescribing DES in 1971. Wallaston recalls made the promise to make sure The News-Review In 2000, the FDA withdrew its the day his wife her granddaughters, the oldest approval of DES. got the cancer younger than 2, would remem- ost love stories have An investigation about the diagnosis. “I had ber their grandmother. happy endings. This drug’s long-term effect has just finished feed- Explaining the loss to Willie, Mone doesn’t, but it is a discovered health problems ing the cattle and his Down syndrome son, was promise fulfilled by Jerry Wal- extending into the next genera- called her at the hardest. By day, Wallaston laston to his wife, Susan. Wal- tion, as appears to be the case home,” he says. “I says he kept up a front of laston kept the promise he with Susan’s firstborn child. knew there was courage for his children’s sake, made as he held the hand of Wallaston takes the reader something wrong, but filled his nights with writ- his dying wife, who wanted on an emotional journey as he even before Susan ing the book, a task that took him to make sure her grand- traces each step in their mar- told me the doctor nine months to complete. daughters would know who riage leading to Susan’s death. suspected cancer.” “When I began to write the she was. The book tells the The cause of her death — cer- Wallaston said book, I told myself it was so story of Jerry and Susan from vical cancer — is also likely a for the next seven that my granddaughters would the time they first met in result of DES. months “we fought know their grandmother, but school in Ardmore, Okla., at “Throughout our trials and the fight of our now that it is published, I age 10, until Susan died from tribulations, our love only lives and in the end believe it becomes more than cervical cancer in 2009. became stronger,” Wallaston the doctors said that,” he says. It may serve as While it is a sad story told writes. Wallaston says he she was cancer a warning to the estimated 5 to without embellishment, it is began writing the book two free.” That was 10 million women who were also, as Wallaston says, a story days after Susan died, partly as false hope, he prescribed DES while preg- of love, faith and hope chroni- grief therapy, but also to make wrote, because a nant, and the dangers to those cling their lives — including sure he kept his promise to medical imaging children born of those preg- the birth of their first son, who Susan. scan said some- nancies. New research has had Down syndrome. That “I wrote the book mostly thing different. “I shown growing evidence that birth defect led to a medical between the hours of midnight “I Said ‘I Will’” received a call this group has been adversely discovery that Susan’s mother and dawn,” he says. “I had By Jerry Wallaston from the oncolgist impacted by a drug prescribed had received a synthetic estro- nothing to fill those hours after Authorhouse Publishers telling me Susan to their grandmothers. gen, diethylstilbestrol, during Susan died on August 16, Paperback $14.99 had two weeks to her problem pregnancy with 2009. In bed at night I couldn’t live,” he said. Bill Duncan can be reached Susan. Although it was never stand the sound of silence, so I He watched as at [email protected] or banned, the Federal Drug wrote. I wrote to remember the grips with the bad times, but Susan’s life slipped away. It by writing to P.O. Box 812, Administration told doctors to good times and to come to most of all, I wrote to fulfill a was during those hours that he Roseburg, OR 97470. promise.” Family faces ruin by Internet means in ‘This Beautiful Life’ HENRY C. JACKSON swift ability to destroy people. well-educated housewife, is human wreckage that follows then propels him into a clean Associated Press Author Helen Schulman excited to no longer be on the an Internet catastrophe. It’s a break with his innocence and a serves up a searing example in periphery of high society. Their toll that lingers in the cache of steep, downward trajectory. s much as the Internet her novel, “This Beautiful still winsome teenage son, people’s lives long after the Richard’s employers pull him has become a fixture in Life.” Jake, is settling in well enough audience of the Web has moved back from a public role, his Aour lives, we seem to The Bergamots are near their at a private high school, while on to the next trending topic. first real professional failure. just be waking up to its darkest apex: Richard, the patriarch, a Coco, the family’s baby, is In elegant but straightfor- Lizzie is haunted. She watches capabilities. The Web isn’t just handsome, distance running making her own social inroads. ward prose, Schulman charts Daisy’s video over and over a tool that makes the world Ph.D., has recently landed a Collectively, they’re a kind the Bergamots as they come again and wanders around the interconnected and flat; it’s also plum gig at a New York City of a personification of the undone. She does so with a house in a stupor. Her fog only something with a uniquely university. His wife, Lizzie, a American Dream. But this is a sharp eye for detail while credi- lifts for good when she sees ruse. The building up is done bly switching voices. Her writ- Coco mimic the video’s lurid only so we can see the Berg- ing is just as plausible taking on dance for her schoolmates, after Save Gas amots crumble in a truly 21st- the voice of a fretting house- she watched it when Lizzie for- with century way. The night after wife as when she ventures into got to close a window on her Low Rolling Resistance Tires Jake meets, and ultimately the brain of a male teenager. computer. $ rejects, a young woman named The Bergamots believe they A more spectral, but no less Buy 4 and Fill Your Tank with a 50 Visa® Prepaid Card Daisy at a party, she emails him can weather the scandal. After fascinating, presence is Daisy. a graphic video of herself. Jake is suspended from school, We only see her viewpoint Flummoxed, Jake makes a ter- dutiful Richard lawyers up. clearly once, years after the rible decision. He forwards the Lizzie wants to soothe Jake, scandal. She alone seems to email to a trusted friend. That thinking, with some logic, that have moved on with something friend forwards it to a friend her son is also a victim. Even as like success, but she is in many and so on. Within days, Daisy, the parents try to clear the his- ways still a childlike presence. and by proxy, Jake, are Internet tory — though no charges are “Life” is part allegory, part GEETT 550%0% OOFFFF AANN AALIGNMENTLIGNMENT, WWITHITH TTHEHE PPURCHASEURCHASE OOFF 4 NNEWEW TTIRESIRES! sensations of the worst sort. pressed and Jake is readmitted character study. Nothing is as This is a plot that, as the say- to school — it’s obvious that unstable as a family, particular- Valley Tire Factory ing goes, is ripped from the nothing can be truly undone. ly in a digital age. Though it is Locally owned & operated since 1956 headlines. Alerting the world to When he returns to school, seriously melancholy — don’t 715 South Main Street • Myrtle Creek an ominous trend, though, isn’t Jake is greeted alternatively as expect real redemption for any- (541) 863-3156 • www.valleytirecenter.com really Schulman’s goal. Schul- a scoundrel and an anti-hero, one — it is an artfully told and Always the Right Tire, Always the Right Price man is instead plumbing the which at first horrifies him, important story. Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 MOVIE REVIEW The News-Review, Page 11 Hollywood outdoes itself on superb ‘Help’ DAVID GERMAIN As Skeeter’s old pal Hilly, AP Movie Writer the town’s autocrat of racial propriety, Bryce Dallas class act such as “The Howard is truly scary, playing Help” is rare enough in against her usual sweet type. AHollywood. Coming at Howard’s Hilly and some of the tail end of summer block- her squealing, cloying cronies buster season, it’s almost at times seem like caricatures unheard of. of ‘60s young wives and moth- “The Help” is the sort of ers. Yet Howard really goes for film that studios typically save it, reveling in her character’s for the holiday prestige season self-righteousness and “sepa- in November or December, rate but equal” cruelty. when Academy Awards voters The cast is superbly filled start thinking ahead to the out by Allison Janney as films they want to anoint. Skeeter’s ailing, conflicted mother; Jessica Chastain as The Help Minny’s lonely, needy new Rated PG-13 boss; Cicely Tyson as 1 HHH ⁄2 of four Skeeter’s beloved maid; Ahna O’Reilly as Aibileen’s employ- The Associated Press er; and Sissy Spacek in a Come awards time, many of Emma Stone, Octavia Spencer and Viola Davis are shown in a scene from “The Help,” now small, scene-stealing role as them likely will be thinking of playing. Hilly’s mother. “The Help,” whose remarkable ensemble of women offers son, met in preschool at age 5 children. biting comedy Spencer infuses Please see HELP, page 12 enough great performances to and have been friends ever Soon Aibileen’s friend, the in Minny is a constant delight. practically fill the actress cate- since (another longtime friend outspoken Minny (Spencer), is Roseburg Optimist Club presents gories at the Oscars. from Jackson, Brunson Green, confiding her experiences to From its roots as a collabo- is one of the producers). Skeeter. As racial tension and ration between lifelong friends They grew up in Jackson a violence erupts throughout the TTLE OF TH Kathryn Stockett, who wrote decade or so after the novel’s South, more maids step for- BA E BANDS the best-selling novel, and Tate events, but the deep sense of ward to join the writing circle Taylor, the film’s writer-direc- time and place Stockett pre- and tell of the hardships, tthh tor, through the pitch-perfect sented on the page is preserved humiliations and occasional SSaturday,aturday, AugustAugust 1313 casting of Emma Stone, Viola in the film. Taylor combines subversive triumphs they have GGatesates OOpenpen aatt 66:30:30 ppmm Davis, Octavia Spencer and grandly detailed sets, costumes experienced under their white their co-stars, “The Help” sim- and hairdos with well-chosen employers. TicketsTicketTickicketsiktcketse s in in ply seems to be blessed. music and a keen understand- Stone, Davis and Spencer It’s hard to imagine a better ing of Deep South mindsets to forge something quite beauti- movie coming out of the create an authentic time cap- ful, a sense of sisterhood and • Free Tasting screen adaptation of Stockett’s sule of an intransigent way of equality that unfolds with ease available for tale of friendship and common life eroding amid the civil- and grace, never feeling forced • Dinner of Pu cause among black maids and rights movement. or untrue to their era and cir- Sandwiches an aspiring white writer in The characters don’t fully cumstances. Jackson, Miss., in 1963. realize the impact of the Davis, a past Oscar nominee • Music and E Dixonville Chicks @ 7 The film maybe is a bit changes swirling around them, for “Doubt,” gives a master • Relax by the VVS.S. longer than it needs to be, but allowing viewers with half a class in quiet fortitude, • Supporting that’s quibbling. There’s not a century’s cultural hindsight to Aibileen’s pain, anger and in Douglas moment of it that isn’t worth live the events through these compassion visible in every as Respec watching, and fans of the women’s eyes in a fresh and subtle glimpse from her eyes. Family Sa novel will be thrilled that so even profound way. Stone, the female lead in next • OOpenpen JJamam fromfrom 1010 pmpm Dylan James @ 8 much of it made it onto the With frizzy hair, formless, summer’s “The Amazing Spi- VVS.S. screen. unpolished fashion sense, and der-Man,” continues to show This is popular big-screen an earnestness that feels born why she’s one of the best thesehheseses S SuppSuppoSupportivepppoo Locations: entertainment at its best. out of decency and large- young performers in Holly- Provocative without turning mindedness, Stone is ideal as wood; intelligence, energy and Vibrations,VibratiVibibratiobratiot tion , AAbby’s on Stephens, preachy, tender without tum- Eugenia “Skeeter” Phelan, the charm just pour out of her as andndd PyPyrenees PyrenPyreneP enee Vineyard & Cellars bling into sentimentality, “The Ole Miss graduate who comes Skeeter. Not Pennys Boat @ 9 Help” is above all enormously home to Jackson dreaming of a Spencer’s the great breakout enjoyable. writing career in New York. here, another example of the That’s thanks to the rich Advised by a Manhattan movie gods smiling on “The characters Stockett created, to publisher to try something dar- Help.” A former roommate of Directions: Garden Valley to the marvelous empathy among ing, Skeeter convinces Taylor, Spencer also became Old Garden Valley, go past the actresses portraying them, Aibileen Clark (Davis) to friends with Stockett, who Riverforks Park, Left on Hess Lane and to the previously untested share stories of her life as a used some of the actress’ traits north Open Daily 11 am - 6 pm talent of filmmaker Taylor. He black maid cleaning up after as a model for Minny while 707 Hess Lane • Roseburg, OR 97470 • 541-672-8060 and Stockett grew up in Jack- white people and raising their writing the book. The sass and [email protected] • www.pyreneesvineyard.com Page 12, The News-Review MUSIC REVIEWS Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 Luke Bryan ‘Watch the Throne’ wins with introspection

keeps the RYAN PEARSON lion more,” he raps. “Watch the AP Entertainment Writer Isolation infuses the Swizz Throne,” by party going Beats-produced “Welcome to Jay-Z & eleased online as finan- the Jungle,” where West drinks Kanye West on new album cial markets took a his- away his struggles: “Just when (Roc-A-Fella toric plunge, the full- I thought I had everything, I / Def Jam R Recordings / MICHAEL McCALL length collaboration between lost it all. So que sera. Get a Roc Nation) For The Associated Press Jay-Z and Kanye West revels case of Syrah, let it chase the in self-described “luxury rap.” pain.” Jay-Z places himself in Nearly every photo of Luke Two of hip-hop’s biggest stars the shoes of fellow musicians Bryan shows him flashing a tell us in rhyme form that even at their lowest points, linking bright smile, and at his best, his in this economy, they can music captures the easy-going Eminem, Michael Jackson, afford fine art, haute couture, Pimp C, 2Pac and more personality that makes the even top-tier German home Georgia native as appealing as through coded couplets that the sing-along party songs he appliances. reward repeat listening. favors. Recently voted top new If you can forgive these self- Even more dour is the RZA- artist by fans during the Acade- satisfied rap titans their name- produced “New Day,” with my of Country Music Awards, checking of Mark Rothko, odes to sons the two may Bryan kicked his career in gear Dries Van Noten and Miele, eventually father. Over a over the last year with a couple though, “Watch The Throne” plinking piano and Nina of back-to-back No. 1 hits. has more on its mind. Celebra- Simone sample, West flagel- Along the way, he has cultivat- tion of the high life is undercut lates himself for mistakes, samples or ever-escalating “Throne’s” attempt to blend ed a reputation as a good-time by regrets, loneliness, and from his choice in women to arrhythmic electro beats. old with new. Despite all the guy known for upbeat tunes, snatches of mournful social post-Katrina telethon appear- “Who Gon Stop Me” is an nods to hip-hop history — even releasing a series of EPs commentary. Like West’s ance, noting: “I’ll never let my ambitious but ultimately failed “Apache” and “Top Billin” with “spring break” in the titles. acclaimed solo effort last year, son have an ego.” Jay-Z is “Tailgates & Tanlines,” his rap-dubstep mashup. The play- samples, quotes from Outkast the album title reveals itself as even more direct: “Sorry ful wordplay of “Gotta Have third full-length album, builds both boastful and paranoid, and Wu-Tang — the 34-year- on his status as country music’s Junior, I already ruined ya, It” gets lost in the Neptunes’ old West and 41-year-old Jay- proud and furtive. Watch us on ‘cause you ain’t even alive, multiple James Brown sam- “Mr. Fun-in-the-Sun,” as indi- top, they seem to say, but Z have crafted a bleeding-edge cated by the rocking first sin- paparazzi pursuing ya.” ples. Beyonce showcase “Lift know that we don’t always like nontraditional hip-hop album. gle, “Country Girl (Shake It Oh, poor millionaire rap- Off” wants to be a successor to Over the course of 12 songs what we see from here — both pers. Go cry into your Armand For Me”), a top 10 hit. West’s regal, star-studded “All (plus four bonus tracks in the looking outward and in. de Brignac Champagne at your As likable as he is, Bryan of the Lights” but feels incom- deluxe edition) West has “Murder to Excellence” yacht parties, you may find occasionally tackles songs he plete, like it was ripped from pushed his “big brother,” one can’t handle, as in “I Don’t encapsulates the theme in a yourself responding. But this an engineer’s hands to beat a Want This Night to End,” in two-parter that shifts beats type of intimacy and honesty of hip-hop’s few true legends, deadline. into riskier territory, sonically which he struggles to keep up halfway through. West begins doesn’t come easy — or often Moments of determined with the song’s fast-rolling by quoting an old Jay-Z line enough — in commercial hip- and lyrically, than he’s gone in calm hit their target more many years. phrasing. He also strains to lend — “I’m from the murder capi- hop. West’s feverish, some- effectively. Frank Ocean, part Not including Jay-Z’s R. believable weight to a serious tal, where they murder for cap- times needy soul-baring has of the buzzy Los Angeles col- song, such as “You Don’t ital” — to decry black-on- jolted the oft-aloof Jay-Z to Kelly collaborations — and Know Jack,” about a conversa- lective Odd Future, croons a black violence in his home- attention, just as his sped-up soulful, effortless chorus on really, the less said the better tion with a homeless alcoholic. town of Chicago. Jay-Z then soul samples did the first time — these hard-working rhyme With “Tailgates & Tanlines,” the gorgeous memoir “Made describes ascending to “the they worked together, on In America,” an album high- partners have touched on their Bryan proves once again he can new black elite” with Will genre’s familiar aspirational get a party started. But he still 2001’s classic “The Blue- light. He’s joined by The- Smith and Oprah Winfrey. print.” Dream on the provocative themes repeatedly over the needs to prove he can commu- “Only spot a few blacks the nicate the nuances of what hap- “Throne” is sometimes album opener “No Church In course of a combined 16 solo pens when the party is over. higher I go ... that ain’t guilty of failing to let its lyrics the Wild,” filled with striking albums. On top, done counting enough. We gon’ need a mil- breathe, as West and other pro- images and poetry. their Basquiats and all-black ducers drown out the duo’s The 23-year-old Ocean’s Maybachs, they’re left to (: ALL SMILES :) rhymes with distracting vocal presence signifies the assess: What else is there?

CCheckheck usus indie feature. came out. Filmmaker Chris ooutut oonline!nline! Help The idea that Taylor would Columbus, who signed on as a have a chance to write and producer, landed it at Steven CONTINUED FROM PAGE 11 direct a property as hot as Spielberg’s DreamWorks Pic- There are some menfolk in “The Help” was absurd. Yet tures, with Taylor directing, “The Help,” too, led by Chris without him, the book might despite his inexperience. Lowell as Skeeter’s suitor. But never have been published. Even considering Columbus wwww.cascadedenturecenter.comww.cascadedenturecenter.com this is a grand Hollywood rari- Stockett’s manuscript had been directed the first two “Harry ty that’s all about women. rejected by publishers more Potter” movies and made a When experience matters most! If there’s a male star here, than 60 times, and she was string of other hits, producing it’s filmmaker Taylor. Before ready to quit, but Taylor urged “The Help” may be the best Phillip Dahl L.D. “The Help,” Taylor was an her on, saying the story was thing he ever did for Holly- Open Monday actor-director with a handful too good to abandon. wood. It’s a far better film than thru Thursday by of on-screen credits and a Taylor had secured the film anything Columbus has Appointment directing resume of only one rights and began writing the worked on before. 1663 West Harvard Avenue, Roseburg • 541-672-0100 short film and one low-budget screenplay before the novel And it’s a far better Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 TELEVISION The News-Review, Page 13 Pay TV industry loses record number of subscribers PETER SVENSSON mers to keep tightening access AP Technology Writer to shows and movies online. A few years ago, Olgeirson said, NEW YORK (AP) — The “they threw open the doors,” weak economy is hitting figuring they’d make money Americans where they spend a from ads accompanying online lot of their free time: at the TV video besides traditional set. sources such as the fees they They’re canceling cable and charge cable companies to satellite TV subscriptions in carry their channels. But if record numbers, according to looks as if online video might an analysis by The Associated endanger revenue from cable, Press of the companies’ quar- which is still far larger, they’ll terly earnings reports. pull back. The U.S. subscription-TV “Are they really going to industry first showed a small jeopardize that? The answer is net loss of subscribers a year no,” Olgeirson said. ago. This year, that trickle has Already, News Corp.’s Fox turned into a stream. The chief broadcasting company is cause appears to be persistent- delaying reruns on Hulu by a ly high unemployment and a week unless the viewer pays a housing market that has many $8-a-month subscription for people living with their par- Hulu Plus or subscribes to ents, reducing the need for a Dish’s satellite TV service. separate cable bill. AP file photo Other subscription-TV But it’s also possible that The weak economy is hitting Americans where they spend a lot of their free time: at the TV providers may join in the people are canceling cable in set. future. TV producers and dis- favor of cheap Internet video. tributors want to discourage Such a threat has been hanging bevy of smaller cable compa- is “increasingly saturated.” finding it easier to go without people from dropping their over the industry. If that’s the subscriptions. case, viewers can expect more nies. Cox is privately held and But like other industry exec- cable. Video-streaming sites does not disclose subscriber utives, Clayton sees renewed like Netflix.com and Hulu.com Moffett believes it’s hard to restrictions on online video, as separate the effect of the econ- TV companies and Hollywood numbers. growth around the corner. are helping, as they run many Sanford Bernstein analyst Though his company saw the popular TV shows for free, omy from that of Internet studios try to make sure that video. Subscription-TV they get paid for what they Craig Moffett estimates that biggest increase in subscriber sometimes the day after they the subscription-TV industry, flight compared with a year air on television. providers keep raising rates produce. because content providers such In a tally by the AP, eight of including the untallied cable ago, he blamed much of that In June, The Nielsen Co. companies, lost 380,000 sub- on a strategic pullback in said it found that Americans as Hollywood studios and the nine largest subscription- sports leagues demand ever TV providers in the U.S. lost scribers in the quarter. That’s advertising, which will be who watch the most video about one out of every 300 reversed before the end of the online tend to watch less TV. higher prices. That’s causing a 195,700 subscribers in the collision with the economic April-to-June quarter. U.S. households, and more year. The ratings agency said it than twice the losses in the Other executives gave few started noticing last fall that a realities of American house- That’s the first quarterly loss holds. for the group, which serves second quarter of last year. Ian indications that the industry segment of consumers were Olgeirson at SNL Kagan puts has hit a wall. For most of the starting to make a trade-off “Rising prices for pay TV, about 70 percent of house- coupled with growing avail- holds. The loss amounts to 0.2 the number even higher, at big companies, the slowdown between online video and reg- 425,000 to 450,000 lost sub- is slight, hardly noticeable ular TV. The activity was more ability of lower cost alterna- percent of their 83.2 million tives, add to a toxic mix at a video subscribers. scribers. except when looking across all pronounced among people The second quarter is always of them. Nor do they believe ages 18-34. time when disposable income The group includes four of isn’t growing,” Moffett said. the five biggest cable compa- the year’s worst for cable and Internet video is what’s caus- Olgeirson expects program- nies, which have been losing satellite companies, as students ing people to leave. cancel service at the end of the Glenn Britt, the CEO of Steak & Eggs subscribers for years. It also any time includes phone companies Ver- spring semester. Last year, Time Warner Cable Inc. said Every Friday izon Communications Inc. and growth came back in the the effect of Internet video on Weekend specials Prime Rib $ fourth quarter. But looking the number of cable sub- starting 8-12 Every Sunday 7.95 AT&T Inc. and satellite broad- • Eggs Benedict casters DirecTV Group Inc. back over the past 12 months, scribers is “very, very mod- eeken a • Home style W d ci ls pot roast and Dish Network Corp. These the industry is still down, by est,” in fact, so small that it’s Spe four have been poaching cus- Moffett’s estimate. That’s also hard to measure. Buy one meal & get a first. SNL Kagan’s Olgeirson said Fri: Hazelnut Crusted Alaskan Cod the second meal tomers from cable, making up Reg. The subscription-TV indus- the people canceling subscrip- Sen. of equal or lesser for cable-company losses — $1350 $1125 value at until now. try is no longer buoyed by its tions behind, or never signing 1/2 Price first flush of growth, so the up, are an elusive group, diffi- Sat: Shrimp and Scallops The phone companies kept Must present coupon when ordering. Not valid Reg. Sen. with any other offer. One coupon per check. people who cancel because cult to count. Yet he believes Good thru 9/12/11. Not valid on adding subscribers in the sec- $ 75 $ 50 12 10 holidays or on Banner specials. 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No large groups or organizations. largest cable company, and a 125 Ponderosa Dr. • Sutherlin • 541-459-2632 Open 24 Hours Page 14, The News-Review MUSIC Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 TBS canceling Cowsills documentary screened in R.I. Lopez talk show RIKA NIEDOWSKI Bud was in charge, and the NEW YORK (AP) — The Associated Press record label wanted one image TBS network is canceling and one image alone: that of George Lopez’s nightly talk ROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) an all-American, spit-polished show. The network says — They got their start band. Lopez’s Thursday night show Pplaying frat parties at Even after earning a fortune will be the final one. “Lopez Brown University and doing — Korn estimates it was any- Tonight” is in its second season. gigs at school dances and where from $10 million to $20 The comic gave up his 11 church gatherings in Newport. million — the family was left p.m. time slot to make room They covered Beatles songs on broke in a matter of years, for Conan O’Brien, who Bannister’s Wharf, which was Korn said. The siblings drifted joined TBS after leaving fitting enough. They hoped to apart, pursuing musical careers NBC’s “Tonight” show. The be the next Fab Four: Bill, of their own. Susan joined a plan for TBS was to have a Bob, Barry and John. band called the Continental one-two punch of late-night shows that would particularly Later, three more family Drifters. Bill was in the Blue appeal to young viewers. members, including their Shadows. John became the mother, would round out the TBS says in a statement it drummer for the Beach Boys. was a “difficult decision.” fresh-faced clan — The The Cowsills’ mother, Bar- Cowsills — whose harmonies bara, died in 1985, Bud in would climb to the top of the 1992. Barry would later die in Celebs to help pop music charts. Hurricane Katrina in 2006. He Surviving members of the was missing for four months kids slim down group that enjoyed a meteoric before his body was found CHARLESTON, S.C. (AP) rise in the 1960s — the under a wharf in New Orleans. — Singer Darius Rucker and Cowsills would serve as the On the day they were to hold a comedian Bill Murray will be inspiration for the TV show memorial service for Barry in in the dugouts as captains of “The Partridge Family” —per- Newport, family members celebrity softball teams play- formed Wednesday evening in learned of the death of Bill, ing in South Carolina to raise Providence. It was a rare on- who had struggled with heroin money to fight childhood obe- stage reunion in the state addiction and other illnesses sity. A news conference will be where they saw their begin- and lived in Canada. held in Charleston on Tuesday nings. While some of the siblings to announce details of Octo- The performance followed performed together on and off ber’s “Slim Down the South Celebrity Softball Challenge.” the premiere of a new docu- The Associated Press after the band’s breakup, The event is being held Oct. 1 mentary about the band’s rise Barry’s and Bill’s deaths The Cowsills, comprised of six singing siblings and their at Riley Park in Charleston. and fall, “Family Band: The served as a catalyst for them to mother, got their start in the ’60s singing at school dances, Money raised will be used Cowsills Story,” at the Rhode make music once again, church gatherings and frat parties. The family served as the by a nonprofit to fight child- Island International Film Festi- according to Palanker. val. inspirations for the TV show ‘The Partridge Family.’ hood obesity in Charleston and “They felt like they really around the nation. Filmmaker Louise Palanker needed to be together as often says the 90-minute film is a Rick Bellaire, founder of the as well as “Hair,” featured in as possible, and that was the story of tragedy and triumph Rhode Island Popular Music the musical by the same name. best way to do it,” she said. Campaign uses — of a family that seemed Archive, which has compiled a But the band broke up in the Bob Cowsill, who lives in flawless on the surface but history and discography of the early 1970s almost as quickly California and still performs, Marley, celebs to grappled with a physically and Cowsills, remembers the group as it had risen. There had been said his family’s story — aid African crisis emotionally abusive father playing locally before it went clashes with father Bud, who “intense,” as he described it — who was involved in the NEW YORK (AP) — A Bob big, including at Crescent Park managed the band and its is one of the last Hollywood Marley song and the social band’s promotion at every turn in East Providence and Rocky finances — badly, by all stories to be told. And its and a mother who chronically media power of celebrities like Point amusement park in War- accounts — and eventually telling has helped the family Lady Gaga, Rihanna and felt she came up short. wick, which has long since kicked Bill, the lead singer, out process and understand every- “We’re all hit with tragedy, Eminem may help the crisis in been shuttered. on the spot. thing it went through, includ- East Africa. On Tuesday, the and we all have the capacity to “A lot of kids in Rhode “Anyone who said no to ing the fame and the fall from “I’m Gonna Be Your Friend” triumph — and they have,” Island and southern New Eng- Bud had to go,” Palanker said. it. campaign was launched to Palanker said. land were aware of the Richard “Biggy” Korn, a “You have to make the deci- raise money and awareness. Like The Beatles before Cowsills even though they restaurateur in Newport who sion: Am I going to let this About 10 million are suffering them, the Cowsills went on the hadn’t made it nationally,” he helped The Cowsills get their harass me for the rest of my through a famine in Somalia “The Ed Sullivan Show.” They said. start and traveled on the road life?” he said. due to a blistering drought. did “American Bandstand” “They were extremely popu- with them in the early days, “We’ve gotten to a better A short film about the crisis and Johnny Carson’s “The lar. They did not at the time called Bud “stifling.” comfort level with the open- was set to the Marley & the Tonight Show.” With their get a lot of critical acclaim “He entirely took control ness of this process,” he said Wailers song “High Tide or wholesome faces, they were because they were considered over them,” said Korn, who of the documentary. “It’s pretty Low Tide.” Stars like Bey- hired by the American Dairy a bubble gum group,” he said, served as the Cowsills’ legal cool. It’s a whole new world, once, Jennifer Lopez, Justin Association to promote milk in ticking off some of the group’s guardian for a time. “The big and we love it.” Bieber and about 150 others commercials — earning $1 hits. Among them were “Rain, crime of it was that there was Bob, Paul and Susan have pledged to promote it and million for 10 spots filmed in The Park and Other Things,” so much talent, and it was Cowsill performed and were the cause on Facebook and Newport. Bob appeared on which was featured more never allowed to come out. joined by brother Richard, Twitter. The video will be for “The Dating Game” in 1969; recently in the Jim Carrey People would not let them be who was not in the band, for a sale on iTunes, through Bob he wasn’t selected. movie “Dumb and Dumber,” who they were.” question-and-answer session. Marley’s Facebook page and the website of the campaign. Thursday, August 11, 2011—The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents, Page 15 WEEKDAY MORNING Television grid key 5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 Drain

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Varied Programs Bible Varied Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Final Rose,” ABC, 9.31 million; LIFE 23 29 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Balancing Varied Reba Reba Will/Grace Will/Grace Chris Chris How I Met How I Met MSNBC 54 44 Morn. Joe The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. MSNBC Live MSNBC News Live Andrea Mitchell News Nation 6. “60 Minutes,” CBS, 8.86 MTV 26 17 (:00) AMTV AMTV: Mix Varied AMTV: 10 on Top AMTV Varied Programs million. NAT GEO 73 Paid Prog. Varied Programs Dog Whisperer NICK 71 39 TBA Fam. Mat. Fam. Mat. Umizoomi Umizoomi Bubble Dora... Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. 7. “NCIS: Los Angeles,” CBS, OXY 61 Paid Prog. Varied Programs 8.13 million. ROOT 38 99 Paid Prog. The Dan Patrick Show Varied Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Varied Programs SPEED 58 53 Varied Programs Paid Prog. Paid Prog. NASCAR Racing Varied Programs 8. “Big Brother 13” (Sunday), SPIKE 69 38 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 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All-Family Sanford Jeffersons Jeannie Varied Jeannie All-Family Sanford ABC, 6.64 million. USA 45 15 Paid Prog. Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Movie Varied Programs VS. 47 422 Varied Programs 12. “Wipeout” (Tuesday), WE 185 120 Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Varied Programs ABC, 6.60 million. WGN-A 14 Hillbillies Matlock Matlock Heat of Night Heat of Night WGN Midday News Walker, Texas Ranger 13. “Flashpoint,” CBS, 6.33 million.

14. “Hell’s Kitchen” (Tues- Fifties-era double murder still haunts Chicagoland day), Fox, 6.32 million. Q: While growing up in super stud. Who is he? nist and Fox News commenta- Chicago in the 1950s, I recall a — D.S., Torrance, Calif. tor Charles Krauthammer. Ever 15. “The Big Bang Theory,” murder of two sisters who had A: Ray Danton (1931-1992) since I first saw him, he has CBS, 6.30 million. attended a movie together. I was a radio, film, stage and tele- been in a wheelchair. What 16. “Criminal Minds,” CBS, think their last name was vision actor, as well as a direc- caused his disability? 6.02 million. Grimes. Whatever happened to tor and producer. Critics say his — M.C., Peoria, Ill. the case? — B.B., Peoria, Ill. most famous role occurred in A: Charles Krauthammer was 17. “Blue Bloods,” CBS, 6.01 A: Some historians say there the 1960 film you mentioned in born in 1950 in New York City. million. is no greater unsolved mystery Mr. Know-It-All which he played the title role. During his first year at Harvard in the history of the Chicago He is described as a handsome Medical School, he suffered a 18. “CSI: NY,” CBS, 5.899 area than that of the Grimes sis- They were found dead on Jan. and smooth-natured leading paralyzing diving accident. He million ters. On Dec. 28, 1956, Patricia, 22, 1957. This crime is the sub- man. Born in New York City was hospitalized for a year, but 13, and Barbara Grimes, 15, ject of Tamara Shaffer’s 2006 and trained as an actor at continued his medical studies 19. “The Mentalist,” CBS, book, “Murder Gone Cold.” 5.897 million. were going to the Brighton The- Carnegie Tech, Danton and later graduated with his ater, only a mile away. The girls Q: My wife and I recently appeared in more than 100 TV class in 1975. He has since saw a film titled “The Rise and 20. “Masterchef,” Fox, 5.87 were recognized at the theater, shows and films. He died in Los given up his medical practice million. and there were even reports of Fall of Legs Diamond,” starring Angeles, Calif., of kidney dis- and became a Pulitzer-winning them being seen by classmates Lana Turner and Ray Danton. ease. syndicated columnist and politi- — Associated Press and others a few days later. My wife thought Danton was a Q: Our family enjoys colum- cal commentator. Page 16, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 FRIDAY AFTERNOON, AUGUST 12

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News Å The Bold and The Talk Jennifer Garner; Marcela Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil “Pushy Moms?” Children and The Oprah Winfrey Show Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful Valladolid. ’ Å beauty pageants. ’ News/Pelley 4.2/This TV (11:00) “Teen Wolf”›› (1985) “Teen Wolf Too”› (1987) Jason Bateman, Kim Darby. A curse turns a student “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”›››‡ (1953) Jane Russell. Two chorus girls “Illegally Yours”›‡ (1988, Comedy) Rob Lowe, Colleen 292 KPIC Michael J. Fox. Å into the hottest thing on campus. Å cruise to Paris hoping to fi nd rich husbands. Camp, Kenneth Mars. Å 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show ’ Å Days of our Lives E.J. asks Nicole to Paid Program Judge Hatchett The Dr. Oz Show The penis; sex The Doctors Low-cost and free medi- News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI help end the feud. Road rage. boosters; body noises. ’ cal services. Å News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts ’ Arthur “Big WordGirl Å Biz Kid$ ’ Å Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Å Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (EI) Å Brother Binky” (DVS) Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC All My Children Ryan hears Green- One Life to Live Clint goes to his General Hospital Sonny goes to the The Dr. Oz Show The penis; sex Judge Judy Judge Judy News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI lee calling for help. (N) sentencing. (N) ’ Å Drake home in a rage. boosters; body noises. ’ ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court A man threatens Divorce Court Judge Alex America’s Funniest Home Videos Law & Order: Special Victims Star Trek: The Next Generation TMZ (N) ’ Å Family Feud The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU to kill himself. Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Unit “Lowdown” ’ Å “Chain of Command” ’ Å Action 4 Life ASI Video 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Variety Puppet Parade Breath of Life Å Making Waves Homecoming 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Magazine Jesus 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å Frasier ’ Å Frasier ’ Å According to Everybody Two and a Half Two and a Half NFL Preseason Football Tampa Bay Buccaneers at 13 11 KLSR Christine Jim ’ Å Hates Chris Men ’ Men ’ Kansas City Chiefs. (N) ’ (Live) Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show Allison Days of our Lives E.J. asks Nicole to Swift Justice- Swift Justice- The Doctors Low-cost and free medi- The Ellen DeGeneres Show ’ Å KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Janney and Octavia Spencer. help end the feud. Nancy Grace Nancy Grace cal services. Å Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Watercolor Pati’s Mexican Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur “Big WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Wonders of the 7 KOAC Workshop Table ’ Friends Å ’ Knows a Lot Brother Binky” (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman West ’ Criminal Minds The team profi les a Storage Wars Storage Wars Dog the Bounty Hunter Dog tries CSI: Miami “Deep Freeze” A sports The Sopranos “In Camelot” Tony’s Criminal Minds Gideon tracks Criminal Minds A&E 24 23 rapist and murderer. ’ Å Å to help a female fugitive. legend is murdered. ’ father’s mistress. ’ nemesis’s protege. ’ Å Å ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing Simple Rules Simple Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids Melissa Melissa ’70s Show ’70s Show Secret Life of American Teen Funny Videos (11:00) “The Interpreter”››› (2005) Nicole Kidman, Sean Penn. A U.N. “A Few Good Men”›››‡ (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson, Demi Moore. A Navy lawyer defends two “Donnie Brasco”›››‡ (1997, Crime Drama) Al AMC 68 24 translator overhears an assassination plot. Å Marines in a comrade’s death. Å Pacino, Johnny Depp. Å ANPL 49 47 Whale Wars “No Escape” ’ Whale Wars ’ Å Whale Wars ’ Å Whale Wars ’ Å Whale Wars ’ Å Whale Wars ’ Å Whale Wars BRAVO 62 46 (11:00) “The World Is Not Enough”››‡ “Tomorrow Never Dies”››› (1997) Pierce Brosnan, Jonathan Pryce. Å “GoldenEye”››› (1995, Action) Pierce Brosnan, Sean Bean. Å CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Option Action Money in Mot. Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) 60 Minutes on CNBC The China CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Slammin’ Slm Com. Central Daily Show Colbert Report (1:59) “The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear”››‡ Com. Central (:23) Futurama South Park (:24) Tosh.0 (5:55) Scrubs CW 12 14 TBA Cops Å TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget ’70s Show ’70s Show King Biker Build-Off Russ Mitchell. ’ Å American Chopper “NHL Bike; B-2 American Chopper “Military Bike American Chopper “Military Bike American Chopper Iraq Star Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab ’ Å DISC 34 30 Bomber Bike” Å 1” ’ Å 2” ’ Å Foundation bike. ’ Å Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Up! Wizards of The Suite Life on Deck “Breakup Phineas and The Suite Life Good Luck So Random! Shake It Up! Wizards of Phineas and DISN 37 21 Charlie Å Charlie Å “Heat It Up” Waverly Place in Paris” Å Ferb Å on Deck Charlie Å ’ Å “Wild It Up” Waverly Place Ferb Å E! 57 25 E! News Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Little League Baseball World Series Mid-Atlantic Regional, Second Semifi - Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Year of the Quarterback (N) Little League Baseball World Series Southeast Regional, ESPN 28 31 nal: Teams TBA. From Bristol, Conn. (N) Å Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) Final: Teams TBA. (N) Å ESPN2 27 49 ATP Tennis SportsNation (N) Å Little League Baseball WTA Tennis U.S. Open Series: Rogers Cup, Quarterfi nal. (N) Boxing FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Contessa Best Dishes Iron Chef Am. FX 31 45 (11:00) “Enemy of the State”››› (1998) Will Smith. “Big Momma’s House”›› (2000, Comedy) Martin Lawrence. “Big Momma’s House 2”›‡ (2006) Martin Lawrence. Two/Half Men (11:30) “The River’s Edge”›› “11 Harrowhouse”›› (1974, Comedy) Charles Grodin. A businessman “Unfaithfully Yours”››‡ (1984, Comedy) Dudley Moore. A conductor “Working Girl”››› (1988, Romance-Comedy) Melanie FXM 44 (1957) Å and a socialite perpetrate a jewel heist. Å plans to murder his supposedly unfaithful wife. Å Griffi th, Harrison Ford. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Confi dential Design Chall Color Splash Color Splash Color Splash Color Splash Color Splash Color Splash Color Splash Color Splash My First Place HIST 41 34 How the Earth Was Made How the Earth Was Made Earth 2100 U.S. experts foresee catastrophes. Å Journey to 10,000 BC Prehistoric struggle for survival. Å How the Earth HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show Martha Stewart Presents The Waltons Å The Waltons Å The Waltons “The Loss” Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer “Fury” ’ Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Free Fall” With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 Desperate Housewives Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy “Goodbye” Cold Case Files License plate. Cold Case Files ’ Å Unsolved Mysteries Å Mysteries MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 The Challenge Teen Wolf “Formality” ’ Disaster Date Disaster Date Disaster Date Disaster Date Disaster Date Disaster Date Extreme Cribs ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Dog Whisperer Eating With Cannibals Monster Fish Death by Dragon Dog Whisperer Amazon Headshrinkers Monster Fish NICK 71 39 SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å iCarly Å Victorious “Locked Up!” ’ Big Time Rush Big Time Rush SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ The Glee Project The Bad Girls Club Å “I Now Pronounce You” World Poker Tour: Season 9 Pac-12 Football Preview The Dan Patrick Show (N) Cycling Tour of Utah. (Taped) Ball Up Streetball Action Sports World Champion- Mariners All ROOT 38 99 ships (N) Access SPEED 58 53 NASCAR Racing NASCAR Racing SPEED Center The Day Trackside At... (N) SPEED Center NASCAR Racing SPIKE 69 38 Gangland ’ (:20) Gangland Detroit. Å (:26) Gangland ’ Å (:33) Gangland “Aryan Terror” (:39) Gangland “Dead Man Inc.” ’ Å (4:46) Gangland ’ Å Gangland ’ SYFY 43 40 Sarah Connor Chronicles Sarah Connor Chronicles “Red Faction: Origins” (2011) Brian J. Smith, Robert Patrick. “Underworld: Evolution”›› (2006) Kate Beckinsale. Å Underworld House of Payne Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- According to According to The Offi ce Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Everybody- Everybody- The King of TBS 33 10 Browns ’ Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Jim ’ Å Jim ’ Å “Fire” Å Raymond Raymond Queens Å (10:30) “Parrish”›‡ (1961, (:15) “Without Reservations”››‡ (1946) Claudette Colbert. Sparks fl y (:15) “She Married Her Boss”››‡ (1935) Claudette Colbert. A secretary “Midnight”››› (1939, Comedy) Claudette Colbert, Don TCM 51 26 Drama) Troy Donahue. when two Marines meet a traveling novelist. Å weds her rich boss and inherits his problems. Ameche, John Barrymore. TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Holly” ’ A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Baby’s First What Not to Wear “Kerri A.” Say Yes: ATL Say Yes: ATL DC Cupcakes DC Cupcakes Toddler-Tiara TNT 36 42 (10:00) 2011 PGA Championship Second Round. From Atlanta Athletic Club in Johns Creek, Ga. (N) (Live) Å Las Vegas ’ Å Supernatural “Route 666” ’ Supernatural TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time MAD Dude Batman: Brave TRVL 59 48 Barbecue Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Tastiest Tastiest Bourdain: No Reservations Weird Travels TVLND 53 28 Gunsmoke “Hard Labor” Gunsmoke Å Bonanza “The Search” Bonanza Bonanza “Once a Doctor” Jeffersons (:42) Sanford & Son Å House “One Day, One Room” House House Parents refuse modern medical House A snowstorm leaves the ER House “Half-Wit” A musical savant is House “Top Secret” House’s newest House Cuddy expresses her guilt to NCIS “The Bone USA 45 15 returns to the hospital. treatment. ’ Å short-staffed. ’ Å admitted. ’ Å patient intrigues him. Wilson. ’ Å Yard” VS. 47 422 Wild Skies Expedition Whitetail Hunting TV Winchester North-Alaska Real Hunting Out. Secrets Bucks Buck Stops Whitetail Challenge Bucks WE 185 120 “The Cutting Edge”››‡ (1992) D.B. Sweeney. Å Ghost Whisperer “Lost Boys” Charmed “Prince Charmed” Charmed “Used Karma” ’ Frasier Å Frasier Å Frasier Å WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Jeannie Bewitched Cheers Å Cheers Å Dharma-Greg Dharma-Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine How I Met (11:15) “Brooklyn’s Finest”›› (2009, Crime Drama) “Eight Days a Week”›› (1997, Comedy) Joshua (:05) “Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While (:35) “Celtic Pride”›‡ (1996, Comedy) Damon “The Jewel of ENC 642 710 Richard Gere, Don Cheadle. ’ Å Schaefer, Keri Russell. ’ Å Drinking Your Juice in the Hood” (1996) Wayans, Daniel Stern. ’ Å the Nile” ’ (10:00) “The “Date Night”››‡ (2010, Romance-Comedy) Steve “Dinner for Schmucks”››‡ (2010) Steve Carell. Comic misadventures “Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel”›› “Marmaduke”›‡ (2010) Voices of HBO 500 600 Lovely Bones” Carell, Tina Fey. ’ Å follow a man’s encounter with a buffoon. ’ (2009) Zachary Levi. ’ Owen Wilson. ’ (11:15) “The River Why” (2010) “Everyday Black Man” (2010, Action) Henry Brown, Afi Ayanna. iTV. A “Saint John of Las Vegas” (2009) Steve Buscemi, “Fade to Black” (2006, Mystery) Danny Huston, Paz (:15) “A Single SHO 600 660 Amber Heard. iTV. ’ drug dealer forces a man back to violence. Romany Malco. iTV. ’ Å Vega. iTV. ’ Å Man”››› (:15) “Picnic at Hanging Rock”››› (1975) Rachel Roberts. Schoolgirls (:05) “Father Goose”›››‡ (1965, Comedy) Cary Grant. A teacher and “I Hate Valentine’s Day”›‡ (2009) Nia Vardalos, “My One and Only”››‡ (2009) TMC 620 690 and teacher eerily vanish in 1900 Australia. ’ Å seven girls invade a loner’s island lookout. Å John Corbett, Stephen Guarino. ’ Renée Zellweger. ’ Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 The News-Review, Page 17 FRIDAY EVENING, AUGUST 12 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla

Roseburg 8 p.m. on KPIC Central DC 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Å Inside Edi- Flashpoint The team gains a CSI: NY A powerful gang’s Blue Bloods “After Hours” News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With Flashpoint 4 8 KPIC Fortune tion (N) new recruit. (N) leader is killed. ’ ’ Å David Letterman Å What day are people most likely 4.2/This TV “Illegally “Mannequin: On the Move”› (1991, Fantasy) Kristy “Illegally Yours”›‡ (1988) Rob Lowe. College dropout joins “Saved!”›› (2004) Jena Malone. A pregnant 292 to take hostages ... or their own KPIC Yours”›‡ Swanson, William Ragsdale, Meshach Taylor. Å jury at dream-girl’s murder trial. Å teenager faces ostracism. lives? Nope, it’s not Christmas. It’s 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider Friends-Ben. Friends-Ben. Dateline NBC (N) ’ Å News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show Valentine’s Day. And guess which 5 5 Å Å KOBI ment ’Night (N) With Jay Leno (N) day the SRU gets a brand-new re- 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Washington Outdoor Greener Woodsongs ’ Å Austin City Limits ’ Å Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy 8 cruit. Baptism by fire, anyone? Cle KSYS Week (N) Idaho World Now! Bennett plays Raf, the newbie, in 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Shark Tank A $4 million Karaoke Battle USA (Series Premiere) Singers perform in Las News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- the new episode “A Day in the Life”; 9 4 Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ KEZI ment ’Night (N) investment. Vegas. (N) line (N) mel Live Enrico Colantoni and Hugh Dillon 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil Children and beauty The Oprah Winfrey Monk The death of a skydiver. Monk Death of a circus Curb Your Entourage My Name Is 11 12 also star. KEVU 700 Club pageants. Å Show Å ’ Å ringmaster. ’ Å Enthusiasm ’ Å Earl Å 8 p.m. on KOBI KMTX (:00) 3ABN ASI Live Vespers service; Ivor Anchors of Truth Better Life On Tour Feature Presentations Breath of In Search of Praise! 30/IND 21 Today Myers. (Live) Life Å the Truth Friends With Benefits 33/FOX (5:00) NFL Preseason Football Tampa Bay Friends ’ Å How I Met/ Family Guy King of the Fox News at (:35) Family Everybody- Everybody- (12:05) An ex-girlfriend of Aaron’s (Zach 13 11 KLSR Buccaneers at Kansas City Chiefs. Mother ’ Å Hill Å 10 (N) Guy Å Raymond Raymond Scrubs ’ Cregger) gets engaged to someone 46/NBC News Access Hol- Are You Friends-Ben. Friends-Ben. Dateline NBC (N) ’ Å News (:35) The Tonight Show else, and he’s depressed. Ben and 6 KTCW lywood (N) Smarter? With Jay Leno (N) Å Fitz (Ryan Hansen, Andre Holland) 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Washington BBC News- Lark Rise to Candleford Masterpiece Classic “Oliver Twist” Oliver Ebert at PBS News- take him out on the town to cheer 7 KOAC Business Week (N) night ’ ’ Å escapes to London. Movie Hour Å him up, but they end up arguing (:00) Crimi- Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage (12:01) Stor- over their pecking order when a girl A&E 24 23 nal Minds Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å Wars Å age Wars enters the picture. Sarah (Danneel ABC FAM 40 32 Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos Funniest Home Videos The 700 Club (N) Å Whose? Ackles) befriends Riley (Jessica Lucas) and does her best to keep (5:00) “Donnie Brasco”›››‡ (1997) Al “Top Gun”››› (1986, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis, (:15) “The Peacemaker”›› (1997, Action) George Clooney. Premiere. A AMC 68 24 Pacino, Johnny Depp. Å Anthony Edwards. Å scientist and a soldier seek stolen nuclear weapons. up at a wild party in the new epi- sode “The Benefit of the Unspoken ANPL 49 47 Whale Wars Whale Wars ’ Å Whale Wars: The Battle Whale Wars ’ Å Whale Wars: War Stories Whale Wars ’ Å Whale Dynamic.” BRAVO 62 46 GoldenEye “Die Another Day”›› (2002, Action) Pierce Brosnan, Halle Berry. Premiere. “Die Another Day”›› (2002) Pierce Brosnan, Halle Berry. CNBC 65 (:00) The China Question Mad Money 60 Minutes on CNBC Ultimate Fighting: Fistful Riches! Math-Mind Rockwell 8 p.m. on KEZI Shark Tank CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers COM 64 98 (:25) Scrubs Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0 (:29) Tosh.0 Comedy Comedy Katt Williams Lavell Crawford Chappelle’s In this episode, which opened the CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ Nikita “Into the Dark” ’ Supernatural ’ Å Payne Browns Roseanne Roseanne South Park show’s second season, one of the Cash Cab Man vs. Wild “Western Man vs. Wild “Iceland Fire Man vs. Wild Attempt to Surviving the Cut “Army Man vs. Wild Attempt to Surviving Sharks makes it clear he’s willing DISC 34 30 ’ Å Pacifi c” ’ Å and Ice” ’ Å descend a rock pinnacle. Sapper” (N) ’ Å descend a rock pinnacle. the Cut ’ to part with $4 million — the largest Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Good Luck PrankStars A.N.T. Farm Phineas and Phineas and Babysitter’s So Random! Good Luck Wizards- PrankStars sum in the show’s history — to back DISN 37 21 Charlie Å Charlie (N) Å “replicANT” Ferb Ferb a Vampire ’ Å Charlie ’ Place Å a business he likes. All the inves- E! 57 25 Kardashian E! News (N) Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian The Soup Fashion Chelsea Lat E! News tors are high on a young woman’s Little League Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å NFL Live Baseball SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter toy rental business and fight one ESPN 28 31 (N) Å Tonight (N) another for a piece of it. Also seek- ESPN2 27 49 (:00) Boxing Friday Night Fights. (N) Little League Baseball WTA Tennis NASCAR ing support are an extreme sports enthusiast with a hip new product, FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye and a man with a device that wakes Iron Chef Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Heat See. Sugar High Good Eats: Right on Q Diners FOOD 72 50 people with the smell of bacon. FX 31 45 Two Men Two Men Two Men “Double Jeopardy”››› (1999) Ashley Judd “Changeling”››› (2008, Drama) Angelina Jolie. Premiere. “Working “An Unmarried Woman”›››‡ (1978, Drama) Jill Clay- (:15) “Working Girl”››› (1988, Romance-Comedy) Melanie (:15) “Unfaithfully Yours”››‡ (1984, 9 p.m. on KPIC FXM 44 Girl”››› burgh, Alan Bates, Michael Murphy. Å Griffi th, Harrison Ford. Å Comedy) Dudley Moore. Å CSI: NY HGTV 50 43 First Place Hunters Int’l House Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l After the leader of El Puno, a HIST 41 34 Earth How the Earth American Pickers Å Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Restoration Restoration Top Gear Å Pickers powerful New York gang, is killed, HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls Mac (Gary Sinise) and the CSIs ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace “Trials” Without a Trace Å Without a Trace “4.0” ’ Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Without must find the killer before a street war with a rival gang erupts. To LIFE 23 29 Mysteries Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Reba Å Against the Wall Å The Protector “Bangs” How I Met that end, Mac seeks help from the MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow Lockup: Raw Lockup Special Lockup Boston Lockup Boston Lockup: World Tour Lock’p ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ›‡ ’ gang’s co-founder (guest star Ed- MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Teen Mom Jersey Shore Jersey Shore “Halloween” (2007, Horror) Malcolm McDowell. ward James Olmos), whom he put NAT GEO 73 Monster Monster Fish (N) Amazon Headshrinkers Monster Fish Monster Fish Dog Whisperer Taboo behind bars several years earlier, in NICK 71 39 iCarly ’ iCarly “iPsycho” Å iCarly ’ Victorious My Wife My Wife ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show “Sangre Por Sangre.” Yancey Arias OXY 61 “I Now Pronounce You” “50 First Dates”›› (2004) Adam Sandler. Å “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry”›‡ (2007) Å also guest stars. Mariners MLB Baseball Boston Red Sox at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Mariners The Dan Patrick Show (N) MLB Baseball: Red Sox at 9 p.m. on KEZI ROOT 38 99 Pregame Blackout) (Live) Postgame Mariners Karaoke Battle USA SPEED 58 53 NASCAR NASCAR Racing Trackside At... NASCAR Racing NASCAR Some people consider karaoke SPIKE 69 38 Gangland Gangland “Hate Nation” Gangland ’ Å UFC Unleashed ’ (:10) UFC Unleashed ’ (:20) UFC Unleashed ’ a pastime for those who only think SYFY 43 “Underworld: Rise of the Lycans”›› WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) ’ Å Haven “Roots” (N) Alphas Haven 40 they can sing. This new series will The King of Family Guy Family Guy “Men in Black II”›› (2002, Comedy) Tommy (:45) “Men in Black II”›› (2002, Comedy) Tommy Lee Jones, “Jack”›‡ (1996, Fantasy) TBS 33 10 Queens ’ ’ Å ’ Å Lee Jones, Will Smith. Will Smith, Rip Torn. Robin Williams. Å change those people’s minds. It follows some genuinely talented (5:00) “Mid- “It’s a Wonderful World”›› (1939) “It Happened One Night”›››› (1934, Romance-Comedy) “Since You Went Away”››› (1944, Drama) Claudette TCM 51 26 night” Claudette Colbert, James Stewart. Å Claudette Colbert, Clark Gable. Å Colbert, Jennifer Jones, Joseph Cotten. Å singers through trials for the Ka- raoke World Championship, with TLC 42 41 Toddler Crazy About Pippa Å Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Four Weddings (N) Å Say Yes Say Yes Weddings ’ ››‡ Å ››‡ Å the winner getting a chance to TNT 36 42 Supernat Law & Order “Con Air” (1997, Action) Nicolas Cage. (:12) “Con Air” (1997) Nicolas Cage, John Cusack. compete at that international event TOON 63 33 Justice Generator Ben 10 Ult. Star Wars Thundr. King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken in Ireland. Singer Carnie Wilson, TRVL 59 48 Weird Ghost Ghost Paranormal Challenge Paranormal Challenge Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Paranormal karaoke champion Brian Scott and TVLND 53 28 Sanford Sanford All-Family All-Family All-Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Cleveland Divorced The Nanny journalist Joe Levy judge the com- (:00) NCIS NCIS A soldier is targeted by NCIS “Heart Break” Navy “Fast & Furious”›› (2009, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Royal Pains “Ta Da For” A Law & petition; Joey Fatone is host. USA 45 15 ’ Å terrorists. ’ Å commander’s death. ’ Michelle Rodriguez. Premiere. Å magician’s anxiety. Order: SVU 9 p.m. on ANPL VS. 47 422 Buck Stops Whitetail Goin’ Whitetail Challenge Bucks Buck Stops Whitetail Goin’ Bucks Buck Stops Cash Flow Whale Wars WE 185 120 Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier ’ Ghost Whisperer Å “Random Hearts”››‡ (1999) Å As the Bob Barker chases the WGN-A 14 How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ South Park South Park Entourage Enthusiasm Entourage Enthusiasm Paid Prog. Japanese whaling mother ship (:10) “The Jewel of the Nile”››‡ (1985) “Back to School”››‡ (1986, Comedy) “Don’t Be a Menace to South Central (:15) “Brooklyn’s Finest”›› (2009) Richard ENC 642 710 out of Antarctic waters and toward Michael Douglas. ’ Å Rodney Dangerfi eld. ’ Å While Drinking Your Juice” Gere, Don Cheadle. ’ Å South America, the whalers chal- (5:30) “Mar- (:15) “Despicable Me”››› (2010, Comedy) Voices of Steve “Dinner for Schmucks”››‡ (2010, Comedy) Steve Carell, “MacGruber”››‡ (2010, Comedy) Will Forte. lenge the Sea Shepherds’ resil- HBO 500 600 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å maduke” Carell, Jason Segel. Paul Rudd, Bruce Greenwood. (Subtitled-English) ience, but Capt. Paul Watson and (:15) “A Single Man”››› (2009, Drama) “The Joneses”›› (2009) David Duchovny, (:35) “Jackass: The Movie”›› (2002) Strikeforce Challenger Series Jorge Gurgel his crew refuse to back down, lead- SHO 600 660 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Colin Firth. iTV. Demi Moore. iTV. Johnny Knoxville. iTV. vs. Joe Durate. (N) (Live) ing to a final showdown in the (5:30) “My One and (:20) “Good”›› (2008) Viggo Mortensen, “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell”›‡ (2009, Comedy) Matt “Sugar Boxx” (2009, Crime Drama) Kitten season finale, “Delivering the Final TMC 620 690 ››‡ ’ ’ Å ’ ’ Å Only” (2009) Jason Isaacs. Premiere. Czuchry, Jesse Bradford, Geoff Stults. Natividad, Tura Satana. Blow.” Page 18, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 SATURDAY MORNING, AUGUST 13

5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS (:00) The Early Show (N) ’ Å Busytown Busytown Doodlebops Trollz (EI) Å Horseland ’ Horseland “First Awesome Paid Program 2011 PGA Championship Third 4 8 KPIC Mysteries Mysteries Rockin’ Road (EI) Å Love” Adventures (EI) Round. (N) (Live) Å 4.2/This TV (:00) “C.H.O.M.P.S.”›‡ (1979, Comedy) Wesley Eure, Green Screen Busytown World of Rich- World of Rich- Cake “Baby Dance Revolu- “Abbott and Costello Go to Mars”›› (1953) Bud Abbott. Bud and Lou 292 KPIC Valerie Bertinelli. Å Adventures Mysteries ’ ard Scarry ard Scarry Blues” Å tion! Å accidentally launch themselves into space. 5/NBC (:00) U.S. Farm Today House from “The Amityville Horror.” (N) ’ Å Turbo Dogs ’ Shelldon ’ The Magic Babar “Land of Willa’s Wild Pearlie (EI) Diving AT&T National Championships, 5 5 KOBI Report (EI) Å (EI) Å School Bus Games” Life (EI) Women’s Platform. 8/PBS (:00) Austin Peep and Big Angelina Bal- Cat in the Hat Imagination Design Squad Scrapbook Allen Smith’s The Victory Woodsmith This Old House Ask This Old Hometime Å 8 KSYS City Limits ’ Wide World lerina: Next Knows a Lot Station Nation ’ Memories Garden Home Garden Shop Å Å House Å 9/ABC Paid Program Animal Explo- Animal Adven- Good Morning America (N) Å The Emperor’s The Replace- That’s So Raven That’s So Raven Hannah Mon- Suite Life of Steel Dreams Å Cars.TV ’ Å 9 4 KEZI ration tures New School ments Å Å Å tana Å Zack & Cody 25/MYTV (Off Air) U.S. Farm Report Å Paid Program Fusion TV Garden Time Homes & Land This Old House Hometime Å Homes & Great P. Allen Smith Paid Program 11 12 KEVU TV Å Estates Gardens Kids Time 3ABN Today Central Study Hour The Robe Worship Hour Anchors of Truth New Perceptions 30/IND 21 33/FOX (Off Air) Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program The Real Win- Animal Rescue Weekend Weekend Weekend Weekend Pets.TV ’ (EI) Å Crossfi re World 13 11 KLSR ning Edge (EI) Å Marketplace Marketplace Marketplace Marketplace 46/NBC Paid Program Today House from “The Amityville Horror.” (N) ’ Å Turbo Dogs ’ Shelldon ’ The Magic Babar “Land of Willa’s Wild Pearlie (EI) Diving AT&T National Championships, 6 KTCW (EI) Å (EI) Å School Bus Games” Life (EI) Women’s Platform. 51/PBS Inside Wash- Signing Time! Sesame Street “The A Team” Big A Dinosaur Train Cat in the Hat WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff The Victory Allen Smith’s Sewing With Martha’s Sew- 7 KOAC ington Å ’ Å looks for members. Herding game. Knows a Lot (DVS) Company Ruffman Garden Garden Home Nancy Å ing Room Paid Program Meaningful WEN Healthy Biography “Morgan Freeman” Å Sell This House! Sell This House! Sell This House! Sell This House! Sell This House! Sell This House! Flip This House J.D. attempts to woo A&E 24 23 Beauty Hair Å Å Å Å Å Å the neighbors. Å ABC FAM 40 32 Take It Off! Paid Program Paid Program Boy World Boy World “Beverly Hills Chihuahua”›› (2008, Comedy) Piper Perabo. “Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2” (2011) Voices of Odette Yustman. “War-Colossal” The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman The Rifl eman The Rifl eman Å The Rifl eman Å “Rooster Cogburn”›› (1975, Western) John Wayne. A former deputy helps AMC 68 24 “Skull” Å “Gunfi re” “Quiet Fear” the daughter of a murdered minister. ANPL 49 47 Whale Wars: Big Cat Diary Big Cat Diary Wild Russia “Kamchatka” ’ The Crocodile Hunter Å Dogs 101 ’ Å It’s Me or the Dog ’ Å The Haunted ’ Å BRAVO 62 46 Paid Program Flipping Out Å Flipping Out Å Flipping Out Å Flipping Out Å Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ CNBC 65 Lose30Lb Best Bra Ever! Thin in 30! Look Sexy Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Best Bra Ever! 10 Min Meals! Wealth-Risk CNN 35 35 (:00) CNN Saturday Morning Your Bottom CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Your Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) COM 64 98 Math-Mind Triverex Wealth-Risk Paid Program Fat Loss Com. Central (:28) “The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear”››‡ Å “The Original Kings of Comedy”››‡ Å CW 12 14 Paid Program TBA TBA Magi-Nation Magi-Nation Sonic X Å Sonic X Å Yu-Gi-Oh! ’ Sonic X Å Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball Z Yu-Gi-Oh! ’ Yu-Gi-Oh! 5 Paid Program Zumba Body WEN Healthy New Math, Get Hot! ’ Å Shark Vacuum Thin in 30! ’ Å Bear Attack! Bear attacks in Anchor- Monsters and Mysteries in Alaskan Monster Hunt: Hill- DISC 34 30 ’ Å Hair New Mind ’ ’ Å age, Alaska. ’ Å Alaska ’ Å stranded ’ Å Phineas and Chuggington Å Little Einsteins Special Agent Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse Jake and the A.N.T. Farm Shake It Up! Good Luck Fish Hooks (N) So Random! PrankStars Å DISN 37 21 Ferb ’ Å Å Oso ’ Å Clubhouse Clubhouse Pirates “replicANT” “Break It Up” Charlie Å ’ Å ’ Å E! 57 25 1 Minute Paid Program Meaningful 50 Super Epic TV Moments Fashion The Soup E! News (N) Katy Perry (:00) SportsCenter Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Little League Baseball World Series Great Lakes Regional, Final: Teams TBA. NASCAR Countdown (N) (Live) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: ESPN 28 31 SportsCenter Å From Indianapolis. (N) (Live) Å Zippo 200 at the Glen. ESPN2 27 49 SportsNation NFL Live English Premier League Soccer Tottenham Hotspur vs. Everton. (N) (Live) SportsNation Å Little League Baseball FNC 32 27 (3:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Bulls & Bears Business Forbes/FOX Cashin’ In (N) America’s News HQ America’s News HQ Jour. FOX News FOOD 72 50 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Good Eats: Right on Q Alex’s Day Off Guy’s Big Bite Aarti Party (N) Mexican-Easy Cook for Real Ingredient Fix Best Dishes Down Home FX 31 45 Paid Program Paid Program Thin in 30! “Changeling”››› (2008, Drama) Angelina Jolie, John Malkovich, Jeffrey Donovan. “Double Jeopardy”››› (1999) Tommy Lee Jones. (4:30) “Blood Feud”››› (1983, Drama) Robert Blake, Cotter Smith, Edward Albert. Jimmy “The Nickel Ride”›› (1975) Jason Miller, Linda Haynes, Victor French. “Honor Thy Father”››‡ (1973, Drama) Joseph “St. FXM 44 Hoffa and Robert Kennedy fi ght a decade-long battle. Å Syndicate squeezes out small-time L.A. hood. Å Bologna, Brenda Vaccaro, Raf Vallone. Valentine’s” HGTV 50 43 Vacations Meaningful Paid Program Outdoor Room Curb/Block Run Makeover Property Bro Income Prop. Yard Crashers Yard Crashers Yard Crashers Crashers Crashers HIST 41 34 Men’s Health Ck 3x Faster Anxiety Heavy Metal “HMS Victory” Nostradamus: 2012 Predictions of cataclysm. Å Angels & Demons Decoded Å HLMRK 87 I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Frasier Å Frasier Å ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Time-Music International Vacations Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program LIFE 23 29 TriVita Paid Program Meaningful Paid Program Paid Program Look Sexy Paid Program Forget Diets! Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Will & Grace Projct Runway MSNBC 54 44 MSNBC News MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) (Live) MSNBC News Live (N) (Live) MSNBC News Live (N) (Live) MTV 26 17 Disaster Date Disaster Date Disaster Date Disaster Date Disaster Date Disaster Date Disaster Date Teen Mom “Trick or Treat” ’ Teen Mom “Terrible Twos” ’ Jersey Shore “Going to Italia” NAT GEO 73 Save-CarMD Locked Up Abroad Locked Up Abroad “Iraq” Locked Up Abroad “Uganda” Locked Up Abroad Locked Up Abroad “Thailand” Locked Up Abroad “Korea” NICK 71 39 TBA The Penguins The Penguins OddParents OddParents SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob T.U.F.F. Puppy T.U.F.F. Puppy T.U.F.F. Puppy T.U.F.F. Puppy OXY 61 Paid Program Sexy Abs Paid Program Meaningful Healthy Hair The Glee Project “Sexuality” The Glee Project Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ On the Trail TV North American Babe’s Outdoor North American Bowhunter Paid Program Paid Program Landscaping Paid Program Triverex: Paid Program To Be An- Timbers in 30 ROOT 38 99 Hunter (N) Secrets Whitetail TV (N) Secrets Sexual nounced SPEED 58 53 Guys Garage Gearz (N) NASCAR Racing NASCAR Live NASCAR Racing Bristol Record Truck U (N) Chop-Rebuild Dumbest Stuff SPIKE 69 38 Paid Program Paid Program Ninja Kitchen Take It Off! ’ Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Xtreme 4x4 Horsepower SYFY 43 40 The Darkside Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program Paid Program Wealth-Risk “Earthstorm” (2006) Stephen Baldwin, Dirk Benedict. “Black Hole” (2006) Married... With Married... With Married... With The Steve The Steve Yes, Dear ’ Å Yes, Dear ’ Å Yes, Dear ’ Å (:25) “Daddy Day Camp”› (2007, Comedy) Cuba Gooding Jr. Clueless (:25) “Jack”›‡ TBS 33 10 Children ’ Children ’ Children ’ Harvey Show Harvey Show fathers take charge of a children’s summer camp. “The Shopworn “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington”›››› (1939, Comedy-Drama) James (:15) “Wife vs. Secretary”››‡ (1936, Comedy- (:45) “Vivacious Lady”›››‡ (1938) Ginger Rogers, James Stewart. A “Shop Around TCM 51 26 Angel” Stewart, Jean Arthur, Claude Rains. Å Drama) Clark Gable, Jean Harlow. Å college professor marries a nightclub singer. Å Corner” TLC 42 41 Bosley...Hair Anderson Zumba Body Thin in 30! ’ Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Property Ladder ’ Å Property Ladder ’ Å Property Ladder ’ Å TNT 36 42 (:00) CSI: NY Law & Order “Deceit” ’ Law & Order “Stalker” ’ 2011 PGA Championship Third Round. From Atlanta Athletic Club in Johns Creek, Ga. (N) HawthoRNe Å TOON 63 33 King of Hill Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ben 10 Ult. Generator Rex Star Wars Beyblade Pokémon Redakai (N) Bakugan Tom and Jerry: The Magic Ring TRVL 59 48 Zumba Body Henry Rifl es Paid Program Tastiest Tastiest Pie Paradise Å Top Ten Hawaiian Beaches Florida’s Top Ten Beaches Top 10 California Beaches TVLND 53 28 Hap. Divorced Hap. Divorced Hap. Divorced Hap. Divorced Hap. Divorced Hap. Divorced Hap. Divorced Hap. Divorced Hap. Divorced Hap. Divorced Hap. Divorced Extreme Makeover: Home Ninja Kitchen Monk The death of a skydiver. Å Best Bra Ever! Paid Program Paid Program 6 Week Body White Collar A painting from the Covert Affairs Annie must make a Burn Notice “Hard Out” An extrac- USA 45 15 System Makeover treasure is fl agged. Å diffi cult choice. Å tion mission. Å VS. 47 422 Whitetail Hunting TV Whitetail Bucks Real Hunting Winchester World-Beretta Expedition Roland Martin FLW Outdoors “Any Given Sunday”››› WE 185 120 Paid Program KettleBell Fit Zumba Body Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Slow Burn” Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å WGN-A 14 Hair Club-Men In the Heat of the Night Å In the Heat of the Night Å In the Heat of the Night Å Walker, Texas Ranger Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent (:20) “The Jewel of the Nile”››‡ (1985) Michael (:15) “The Santa Clause 2”›› (2002, Comedy) Tim Allen. Santa must get (:10) “The Stepfather”›› (2009) Dylan Walsh. A young man suspects that “Blade II”››‡ (2002, Horror) ENC 642 710 Douglas, Kathleen Turner. ’ Å married in order to keep his job. ’ Å his mother’s new lover is up to no good. ’ Wesley Snipes. ’ Å (4:30) “Greenberg”››› (2010) Saving Pelican (:15) “The Tuxedo”›‡ (2002, Comedy) Jackie Chan. A souped-up suit turns “The Blind Side”››› (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock. A well-to-do white (:15) “Sherlock Holmes”››‡ HBO 500 600 Ben Stiller. ’ Å 895 Å a cab driver into a super spy. ’ Å couple adopts a homeless black teen. ’ Å (2009) ’ “Saint John of (5:55) “Raising Genius” (2004) Wendie Malick, Justin (:20) “Wild Target”›› (2010) Bill Nighy. A hit man Inside NASCAR “Still Bill” (2009, Documentary) iTV. A portrait of musician (10:50) “Abandon”›‡ (2002) SHO 600 660 Las Vegas” Long, Ed Begley Jr. iTV. ’ Å cannot bring himself to kill a pretty thief. (iTV) Bill Withers. ’ Å Katie Holmes. iTV. “1918”››‡ (1984, Drama) William Converse-Roberts, (:05) “The Castaway Cowboy”››‡ (1974, Comedy) (:40) “Kings of the Evening”›› (2007) Tyson Beckford. Neighborhood (:20) “Harlan County, U.S.A.”››› (1976, TMC 620 690 Hallie Foote. Å James Garner, Vera Miles. men compete in an unusual contest. ’ Å Documentary) Å Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 The News-Review, Page 19 SATURDAY AFTERNOON, AUGUST 13

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS (11:00) 2011 PGA Championship Third Round. From Atlanta Athletic Club in Johns Creek, Ga. (N) (Live) Å Stop Memory Heroes Among Wheel of Jeopardy! Å News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC Loss Us (EI) Fortune Å 4.2/This TV “Francis Covers the Big Town”››‡ (1953) Donald O’Connor, Yvette “There’s No Business Like Show Business”››› (1954) Ethel Merman, Dan Dailey. A “The Long, Hot Summer”››› (1958, Drama) Paul Newman. Mississip- 292 KPIC Dugay. Talking mule feeds reporter hot tips. Å benefi t reunites a priest with his vaudeville family. Å pian tries to pair his daughter and a drifter. Å 5/NBC Motorcycle Racing AMA Motocross Portland Action Sports From Portland, Ore. (N) ’ (Live) Å This Old House P. Allen Smith Dog Tales (EI) Å Paid Program Paid Program NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI Series. (N) Å Invitational Å Gardens News (N) ’ 8/PBS Woodwright’s MotorWeek (N) Painting and Best of Joy of Sewing With It’s Sew Easy Martha’s Sew- Love of Quilting America’s Test Nick Stellino b organic with California’s The Lawrence 8 KSYS Shop Å ’ Å Travel Painting Nancy Å “Patterns” ’ ing Room Kitchen Cooking michele Gold “Ships” Welk Show 9/ABC Paid Program Paid Program Take the Money and Run A mar- ESPN Sports Saturday (N) The Insider (N) Made in Hol- News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI ried couple compete. ’ ’ Å lywood Å News 25/MYTV The Law of The American Trout TV Adventure Entertainers Å Tim McCarver The Lighthouse New Hope Fellowship From TMZ (N) ’ Å Funniest Mo- 11 12 KEVU Success Athlete Å Journal Show Calvary Satellite Network. ments Kenneth Cox Ministries Present 3ABN Today GP Worship Hour Kids Time Tiny Tots for Laymen It Is Written Books of the Exalting His 3-ABN on the 30/IND 21 Praise Jesus Ministries Canada Book Word Road 33/FOX Crossfi re World This Week in MLB Baseball Regional Coverage. Pittsburgh Pirates at Milwaukee Brewers or Tampa Bay Rays at New York Yankees or Friends “The One Betty Snowden Everybody- The Offi ce ’ Å Two and a Half 13 11 KLSR Baseball (N) Texas Rangers at Oakland Athletics. (N) ’ (Live) Å in Vegas” Raymond Men ’ 46/NBC Motorcycle Racing AMA Motocross Portland Action Sports From Portland, Ore. (N) ’ (Live) Å Cold Case An unkown killer commits a Grey’s Anatomy Owen looks for The Closer “Heroic Measures” Å NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Series. (N) Å Invitational shocking act. Å help with his PTSD. Å News (N) ’ 51/PBS Love of Quilting Quilting Arts Å Simply Ming America’s Test John Besh’s MotorWeek (N) Woodwright’s The American Hometime Å Ask This Old This Old House The Lawrence Welk Show “Can’t 7 KOAC (DVS) ’ Å Kitchen New Orleans ’ Å Shop Å Woodshop ’ House Å Å Help Singing” Flipping Dixie The First 48: Missing Persons The First 48: Missing Persons A The First 48: Missing Persons Casey Anthony: How Did We Beyond Scared Straight “Hager- Beyond Scared Straight Four A&E 24 23 Å “Taken;Scorcher” Å 17-year-old teen is missing. “The Graduate” Å Get Here? Å stown” Å shoplifting friends see prison. ABC FAM 40 32 “Dr. Dolittle”›› (1998, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, Ossie Davis. “Sky High”››‡ (2005) Michael Angarano, Kurt Russell. “The Parent Trap”››› (1998, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan, Dennis Quaid. (10:00) “Roost- “McLintock!”››› (1963, Western) John Wayne, Maureen O’Hara, Yvonne De Carlo. A cattle baron meets his match “Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior”›››‡ (1981) Mel Gibson. Loner “Mad Max Beyond Thunder- AMC 68 24 er Cogburn” in a strong-willed woman. lawman Mad Max fi ghts bikers for wasteland gas. dome”››› (1985) Å ANPL 49 47 The Haunted ’ Å The Haunted ’ Å The Haunted “Bone Crusher” The Haunted ’ Å The Haunted ’ Å The Haunted ’ Å The Haunted BRAVO 62 46 Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker Matchmaker CNBC 65 Paid Program Look Sexy Paid Program Paid Program Healthy Hair Best Bra Ever! Meaningful Paid Program Money in Mot. American Greed Till Debt/Part Suze Orman CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Situation Room CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Å Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Original Kings (:32) Scrubs (:03) Scrubs (:33) Scrubs (:04) “Idiocracy”››‡ (2006, Comedy) Luke Wilson. Å (:06) “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”››› (1986) Matthew Broderick. Å CW 12 14 Hollywood Hollywood True Hollywood Story Å True Hollywood Story Å CW 2011 Fall “In the Line of Fire”››› (1993) Clint Eastwood, John Malkovich. Å ’70s Show How Do They How Do They Auction Kings Auction Kings Dirty Money Dirty Money Auction Kings Auction Kings Man, Woman, Wild A jungle in the Dual Survival “Soaked” The Pacifi c Dual Survival DISC 34 30 Do It? Å Do It? Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Dominican Republic. Å Northwest rainforest. ’ Å Wizards of Wizards of Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Wizards of Wizards of A.N.T. Farm Å A.N.T. Farm Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Å So Random! DISN 37 21 Waverly Place Waverly Place Charlie Å Charlie Å “Age It Up” “Kick it Up” Waverly Place Waverly Place “replicANT” Charlie Å “Coco Jones” E! 57 25 Taylor Swift The E! True Hollywood Story Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Sweet Home (11:00) NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Zippo 200 at the Glen. From Little League Baseball World Series Northwest Regional, Final: Teams TBA. Little League Baseball World Series Midwest Regional, Final: Teams TBA. Little League ESPN 28 31 Watkins Glen International in Watkins Glen, N.Y. From San Bernardino, Calif. (N) (Live) Å From Indianapolis. (N) (Live) Å Baseball ESPN2 27 49 ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series: Rogers Cup, First Semifi nal. (N) WTA Tennis U.S. Open Series: Rogers Cup, First Semifi nal. Billiards ATP Tennis FNC 32 27 Stossel America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News HQ FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice Judge FOOD 72 50 Secrets Minute Meals Contessa Giada-Home Food Network Star Iron Chef America Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Challenge Chopped FX 31 45 “Big Momma’s House”›› (2000, Comedy) Martin Lawrence. “Big Momma’s House 2”›‡ (2006) Martin Lawrence. “Marley & Me”››› (2008, Comedy-Drama) Owen Wilson, Jennifer Aniston. (11:30) “The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre”››‡ “Blood Feud”››› (1983, Drama) Robert Blake, Cotter Smith, Edward Albert. Jimmy Hoffa and Robert Kennedy fi ght a decade-long battle. “Hoffa”››› (1992) Jack Nicholson. Corruption taints FXM 44 (1967) Jason Robards. Å Å Teamsters union boss Jimmy Hoffa. HGTV 50 43 Bath Crashers Bath Crashers Room Cr. Run Makeover Curb/Block Novogratz Bang, Buck Summer Home Candice Tells Sarah 101 (N) Design Star Å My Favorite HIST 41 34 Angels: Good or Evil Å Cowboys & Outlaws Å Cowboys & Outlaws Å Top Shot “The Gauntlet” Restoration Restoration Amer. Pickers HLMRK 87 Frasier Å Frasier Å “The Wishing Well” (2010) Jordan Ladd, Jason London. Å “Flower Girl”› (2009) Marla Sokoloff, Kieren Hutchison. Å “Three Weeks, Three Kids” (2011) Å ION 15 20 Boobs Paid Program Name Is Earl Name Is Earl “Unforgiven”›››› (1992, Western) Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman. Premiere. ’ “The Pelican Brief”››› (1993) ’ LIFE 23 29 (11:30) Project Runway Å “Question of Privilege” (1999, Drama) Jessica Steen. Å “The Pregnancy Pact” (2010) Nancy Travis, Thora Birch. Å “The Tenth Circle” (2008) Kelly Preston. Å MSNBC 54 44 MSNBC News Live (N) (Live) MSNBC News Live (N) (Live) MSNBC News Live (N) (Live) The Ames Straw Poll (N) Lockup: Raw Lock’p MTV 26 17 Jersey Shore ’ Å Teen Wolf “Formality” ’ Sweet 16 Blingest Bash Sweet 16 Blingest Bash Sweet 16 Blingest Bash Sweet 16 Blingest Bash Sweet NAT GEO 73 Locked Up Abroad “Jamaica” Locked Up Abroad “Cuzco” Locked Up Abroad Locked Up Abroad “Delhi” Explorer Alaska State Troopers Hard Time NICK 71 39 Power iCarly Å iCarly Å iCarly Å Big Time Rush Big Time Rush Victorious ’ Victorious ’ SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 Roseanne ’ Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ “Clueless”››› (1995) Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash. Å “50 First Dates”›› (2004) Adam Sandler. XTERRA USA Championship Action Sports World Champion- The I7 Pac-12 Football Preview Mariners: Tee MLS Soccer Club Deportivo Chivas USA at Seattle Sounders FC. From Qwest Mariners All ROOT 38 99 ships it Up Field in Seattle. (N Same-day Tape) Access SPEED 58 53 Dumbest Stuff Dumbest Stuff On the Edge Monster Jam (N) Test Drive Rolex Sports Car Series Racing Watkins Glen. (N) (Live) SPEED Center NASCAR SPIKE 69 38 Trucks! Å MuscleCar ’ MuscleCar ’ “The Recruit”››‡ (2003, Suspense) Al Pacino, Colin Farrell. Premiere. ’ “Man on Fire”››‡ (2004) Denzel Washington, Dakota Fanning. ’ SYFY 43 40 (11:00) “Black Hole” (2006) “Polar Storm”››‡ (2009) Jack Coleman, Holly Dignard. “Meteor Storm”›› (2010) Michael Trucco, Kari Matchett. “Category 7: The End of the World”›› (11:25) “Jack”›‡ (1996, Fantasy) Robin Williams, (:25) “Yours, Mine & Ours”›› (2005) Dennis Quaid. The marriage of two According to Everybody- Everybody- Everybody- Everybody- Seinfeld “The TBS 33 10 Diane Lane, Jennifer Lopez. Å widowed parents creates one large family. Jim ’ Å Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Doodle” Å (11:30) “The Shop Around the (:15) “Bell, Book and Candle”››‡ (1958) James Stewart. A witch casts a (:15) “The Naked Spur”››› (1953) James Stewart. A vicious outlaw plays “The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance”›››› TCM 51 26 Corner”›››‡ (1940) love spell on a San Francisco publisher. Å his captors against one another. Å (1962) James Stewart. Å TLC 42 41 Property Ladder ’ Å Hoarding: Buried Alive Å Hoarding: Buried Alive Å Hoarding: Buried Alive Å Hoarding: Buried Alive Å Hoarding: Buried Alive Å Hoard-Buried TNT 36 42 Rizzoli & Isles Å The Closer Å “True Lies”››› (1994, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom Arnold. Å “King Kong”›››‡ (2005) Naomi Watts. TOON 63 33 Advent. Time Advent. Time Squirrel Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Looney Tunes Johnny Test Johnny Test Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball “Tom and Jerry” TRVL 59 48 Super Yachts Å Luxury Yachts Å ResidenSea: The Floating City Million Dollar Planes Planes. Luxury Planes Å Great American Lake Homes Islands Rent TVLND 53 28 Extreme Makeover: Home (:08) Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Å Leave-Beaver Leave-Beaver Leave-Beaver Leave-Beaver Hap. Divorced Hap. Divorced Hap. Divorced Hap. Divorced Suits “Identity Crisis” Harvey must “The Patriot”››› (2000, War) Mel Gibson, Heath Ledger, Joely Richardson. A man and his son fi ght side by side in the Revolutionary “The Pacifi er”›› (2005, Comedy) Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham. A Navy SEAL USA 45 15 work a case with Louis. War. Å becomes the guardian of fi ve siblings. Å VS. 47 422 (11:00) “Any Given Sunday”››› (1999, Drama) Al Pacino. Horse Racing WEC WrekCage Å Bull Riding (Taped) Bull Riding PBR Tulsa Invitational. (Taped) WE 185 120 Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Cursed” ’ Staten Island Cakes Å Staten Island Cakes (N) Cupcake Girls WGN-A 14 Law & Order: Criminal Intent The Unit “Side Angle Side” ’ Bones ’ Å Horse Racing Lead-Off Man MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Atlanta Braves. From Turner Field in Atlanta. (11:00) “Blade II”››‡ (2002) “The Fast and the Furious”››‡ (2001) Vin Diesel. An undercover cop (2:50) “Big Trouble in Little China”››‡ (1986) Kurt (:35) “The Scorpion King”›› (2002, Adventure) The “The Santa ENC 642 710 Wesley Snipes. ’ Å infi ltrates the world of street racing. ’ Å Russell, Kim Cattrall. ’ Å Rock, Steven Brand. ’ Å Clause 2”›› (11:15) “Sherlock Holmes”››‡ (2009, Action) “Superheroes”››› (2011) Citizens dress like superhe- “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince”››› (2009) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. New (:45) “The Blind Side”››› HBO 500 600 Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law. ’ Å roes to patrol the city streets. ’ dangers lurk for Harry, Dumbledore and their friends. ’ Å (2009) Sandra Bullock. ’ Å (10:50) “Aban- The Franchise: Weeds (iTV) ’ Å The Big C (iTV) Web Therapy “The Ghost Writer”››› (2010, Drama) Pierce Brosnan. iTV. A ghostwriter’s (:40) “Skin”››› (2008, Drama) Sophie Okonedo, Sam Neill. iTV. A woman SHO 600 660 don” (2002) Giants ’ Å (iTV) ’ Å latest project lands him in jeopardy. ’ Å endures discrimination due to her appearance. (:05) “Quarter Life Crisis” (2006, Romance-Comedy) (:35) “Up Close & Personal”›‡ (1996) Robert Redford. A TV newsman (:40) “Born Romantic”››‡ (2000) Craig Ferguson, Ian Hart. Six people (:20) “Good Time Max” (2007) TMC 620 690 Lisa Ray, Maulik Pancholy. ’ Å grooms a new reporter for stardom. ’ struggle with relationships in London. ’ Å James Franco. ’ Å Page 20, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 Don’t Miss SATURDAY EVENING, AUGUST 13 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain

12 p.m. on A&E Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC Flipping Dixie 4,13/CBS CBS Evening Criminal Minds Series of teen NCIS: Los Angeles “Black 48 Hours Mystery A celebrity dog trainer is murdered. (N) News (N) Å NUMB3RS Death of a former 4 8 From producer Howie Mandel KPIC News suicides in Wyoming. Widow” ’ Å ’ Å pro-surfer. ’ Å 4.2/This TV “Long Hot “Extremities”››› (1986) Farrah Fawcett. An assault victim “Vigilante Force”››‡ (1976, Adventure) Kris Kristofferson, “Convoy”›› (1978, Comedy) Kris Kristof- comes this home-flipping show 292 that follows Alabama’s Robert Lee KPIC Sum.” learns her assailant knows her address. Jan-Michael Vincent. Å ferson, Ali MacGraw. Å 5/NBC The Insider Entertainment Tonight Who Do You Think You WrestleMania: The World Law & Order: Special News (N) (:29) Saturday Night Live — one of the best home flippers 5 5 in the South — who takes homes KOBI (N) Å (N) ’ Å Are? “Rosie O’Donnell” Premiere (N) ’ Å Victims Unit “Gray” ’ ’ Å in horrendous condition, makes 8/PBS Lawrence Globe Trekker “Peru & Last of the Outnum- New Tricks Murder of a Masterpiece Mystery! ’ Å (DVS) Offi cial Best NOVA ’ Å 8 Å ’ Å ’ them over and sells them for a KSYS Welk Amazon” (DVS) Wine bered fashion designer. of Fest 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertainment Tonight “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix”››› (2007) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. News (N) Å Entertainment Tonight nice profit. 9 4 KEZI (N) ’ Å Harry prepares a group of students to fi ght Voldemort. ’ (N) ’ Å 8 p.m. on KPIC 25/MYTV Funniest The Unit Jonas’ colleague may Bones Uniquely disfi gured Deadliest Catch “Friends and Curb Your Entourage Crossfi re World Outreach Paid Pro- 11 12 NCIS: Los Angeles KEVU Moments have connections. remains. ’ Å Rivals” ’ Å Enthusiasm ’ Å gram When a special agent on as- 3-ABN on 3-ABN on the Road Windows of Making GP Worship Hour Life on the Edge Generation of Youth for Anchors of 21 signment is killed by a mysterious 30/IND the Road Hope Waves Christ Truth — and apparently highly special- 33/FOX Family Guy Without a Trace “Stolen” Cops ’ Cops ’ Family The Cleve- KVAL News Two and a Fringe Olivia must face her 30 Seconds 13 11 ized — hit squad, Callen (Chris KLSR ’ Å ’ Å (PA) Å (PA) Å Guy Å land Show Half Men mysterious past. to Fame ’ 46/NBC News Access Hollywood Top stories Who Do You Think You WrestleMania: The World Law & Order: Special News (:29) Saturday Night Live O’Donnell) and his colleagues at- 6 tempt to track the killers down KTCW of the week. (N) Are? “Rosie O’Donnell” Premiere (N) ’ Å Victims Unit “Gray” ’ ’ Å 51/PBS Last of the Travels to Rick Steves Globe Trekker “Peru & My Family Å Outnum- New Tricks The death of a Masterpiece Mystery! ’ Å (DVS) before they take out another target. 7 LL Cool J, Linda Hunt and Eric KOAC Wine the Edge Europe Amazon” Å (DVS) bered ’ university student. ’ Christian Olsen also star in “Black Beyond Scared Straight “Chowchilla” The Beyond Scared Straight Beyond Scared Straight Beyond Scared Straight Beyond Scared Straight Beyond Widow.” A&E 24 23 Valley State Prison for Women. “San Quentin” Å “Jessup” Å “Corcoran” Å “Lieber” Å Scared 8 p.m. on KOBI KMTX ABC FAM 40 32 Parent Trap “Beetlejuice”››› (1988) Michael Keaton. “Aladdin”›››‡ (1992) Voices of Scott Weinger. “Overboard”››‡ (1987, Comedy) Who Do You Think You Are? (5:30) “Mad Max Beyond Thunder- “Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior”›››‡ (1981, Action) Mel “Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome”››› (1985) Mel Gibson, Tina Turner. AMC 68 24 dome”››› (1985) Mel Gibson. Å Gibson, Bruce Spence, Emil Minty. Wasteland drifter Mad Max must fi ght a giant. Å Rosie O’Donnell, who lost her ANPL 49 47 Haunted Dogs 101 ’ Å Dogs 101 (N) ’ America’s Cutest Cat Pit Boss (N) ’ America’s Cutest Cat Pit Boss ’ mother to cancer at a young age, ››› ››› embarks on an emotional journey BRAVO 62 46 Matchmkr Matchmaker Matchmaker “Meet the Parents” (2000) Robert De Niro. “Meet the Parents” (2000) ’ ’ to reconnect with her mom by CNBC 65 S. Orman Princess “Kezia” (N) American Greed The Suze Orman Show Princess “Kezia” Best Bra! Wealth Poker tracing her family’s history. That CNN 35 35 Piers CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Å Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Presents Piers quest takes her from New Jersey COM 64 98 (:23) “Employee of the Month”›› (2006) Dane Cook. Å South Park South Park South Park South Park (10:58) “Scary Movie 2”›‡ (2001) to Ireland after a visit with her CW 12 14 ’70s Show Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ House “All In” ’ Å House ’ Å Payne Payne Stargate Universe Å Atlantis brother turns up old film footage (:00) Dual MythBusters “President’s MythBusters “Waterslide MythBusters “Mythbusters” The Supernaturalist ’ Å MythBusters “Mythbusters” The Super- DISC 34 that reveals the first clues to their 30 Survival ’ Challenge” ’ Å Wipeout” ’ Å fans take control. fans take control. naturalist maternal ancestry. Shake It PrankStars Kickin’ It Å So Random! Good Luck Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Wizards- Wizards- A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm Shake It DISN 37 21 Up! Å Å ’ Å Charlie Charlie Å Place Place Å “replicANT” Up! Å 8 p.m. on KEZI ›› Movie: Harry Potter and the Or- E! 57 25 (:00) “Sweet Home Alabama” “Mean Girls 2” (2011) Meaghan Martin. Premiere. Kardashian Kardashian The Soup Chelsea Lat Ice-Coco Å Å Å Å der of the Phoenix (:00) Little League Baseball World Series SportsCenter (N) (Live) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter ESPN 28 31 West Regional, Final: Teams TBA. The boy wizard, played again ESPN2 27 49 ATP Tennis Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å Strongman Strongman Strongman Strongman Strongman Strongman Strongman Strongman by Daniel Radcliffe, has all sorts FNC 32 27 Justice Couldn’t Stop Jour. FOX News Justice With Jeanine Couldn’t Stop Red Eye (N) Huckabee of problems in the fifth movie FOOD 72 50 Chopped Chopped All-Stars Chopped All-Stars Chopped All-Stars Chopped All-Stars Iron Chef America Chopped adapted from J.K. Rowling’s wildly ››› ››› popular books. Expelled from Hog- FX 31 45 “Marley & Me” (2008) Owen Wilson, Jennifer Aniston. “13 Going on 30” (2004) Jennifer Garner. Sunny Sunny Louie ››› ››‡ ››› warts for using his magic outside (5:00) “Hoffa” (1992) “Capone” (1975) Ben Gazzara. Diseased gangster Al “Hoffa” (1992, Biography) Jack Nicholson, Danny DeVito. Corruption taints “Capone” FXM 44 Jack Nicholson. Capone builds empire. Å Teamsters union boss Jimmy Hoffa. Å (1975) Å the school, Harry must organize a group of freedom fighters to HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Curb/Block Secrets Room Cr. Color Spl. Novogratz House Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l Room Cr. Å ›››› Å combat the sinister Lord Voldemort HIST 41 34 Pickers American Pickers “Unforgiven” (1992, Western) Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman. Cowboys & Outlaws Unforgiven (Ralph Fiennes). Of course, those HLMRK 87 Three “Meet My Mom” (2010) Lori Loughlin. Å “Honeymoon for One” (2011) Nicollette Sheridan. “Honeymoon for One” (2011) Å who climb aboard include Harry’s ION 15 20 (5:00) “The Pelican Brief”››› ’ “3000 Miles to Graceland”›› (2001) Kurt Russell. “Exit Wounds”› (2001) Steven Seagal, DMX. ’ GoodFellas close pals Hermione and Ron LIFE 23 29 Tenth Circle “My Family’s Secret” (2010) Nicholle Tom. Å “Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy” (2011) “The Pregnancy Pact” (2010) Å (Emma Watson, Rupert Grint). MSNBC 54 44 Lock’p Lockup: Raw Lockup Boston Lock Up Lock Up Lockup Boston Lockup 9 p.m. on KOBI KMTX MTV 26 17 Sweet Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Teen Wolf “Formality” Teen Mom ’ Å Teen Mom ’ Å Jersey WrestleMania: The World Pre- NAT GEO 73 Hard Time Locked Up Abroad Alaska State Troopers Hard Time Locked Up Abroad Lockdown ’ Lockdown miere NICK 71 39 iCarly ’ iCarly ’ iCarly ’ iCarly ’ Bucket The Troop iCarly ’ ’70s Show ’70s Show Married Married Married ›› ››› Å ›› This new hourlong special show- OXY 61 50 Dates “The Break-Up” (2006) Vince Vaughn. “Clueless” (1995) Alicia Silverstone. “The Break-Up” (2006) Mariners MLB Baseball Boston Red Sox at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Mariners MLB Baseball Boston Red Sox at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco cases memorable moments from ROOT 38 99 “WrestleMania XXVII,” played out Pregame Blackout) (Live) Postgame Field in Seattle. (Subject to Blackout) in front of more than 71,000 fans SPEED 58 53 NASCAR Racing Perform. On Edge AMA Pro Racing World of Outlaws Eldora. Rolex Sports Car Racing at the Georgia Dome in Atlanta. SPIKE 69 38 Man on Fire “A Bronx Tale”››› (1993, Drama) Robert De Niro, Chazz Palminteri. ’ “Bad Boys”››› (1995, Action) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith. ’ They include a historic match be- SYFY 43 40 Category 7 “Category 7: The End of the World”›› (2005) “Doomsday Prophecy” (2011) A.J. Buckley. “Super Eruption” (2011) Richard Burgi. tween Undertaker and Triple H; a Seinfeld ’ Å The King of The King of “Legally Blonde”››‡ (2001, Comedy) Reese (:45) “17 Again”››‡ (2009) Zac Efron. A 37-year-old man (:45) “Stuck on You”››‡ TBS 33 10 tag-team match involving Nicole Queens ’ Queens ’ Witherspoon, Luke Wilson. miraculously transforms into a teenager. (2003) “Snooki” Polizzi (“Jersey Shore”), “Man-Lib- (:15) “No Highway in the Sky”›››‡ (1951, Drama) “Anatomy of a Murder”››› (1959, Drama) James Stewart. A country lawyer (:45) “The Murder TCM 51 26 Å ››› Å Dolph Ziggler, Trish Stratus and erty” James Stewart, Marlene Dietrich. defends an Army offi cer accused of murder. Man” (1935) others; and the main event with TLC 42 41 Hoarding Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding John Cena and The Miz. Dwayne TNT 36 42 (5:00) “King Kong”›››‡ (2005) “The Dark Knight”›››› (2008, Action) Christian Bale, Heath Ledger. Å (:15) Falling Skies Å Falling “The Rock” Johnson also appears. TOON 63 33 Tom “Bedtime Stories”›› (2008) Adam Sandler. Oblongs King of Hill King of Hill Family Guy Boondocks Boondocks Bleach (N) 9 p.m. on HLMRK TRVL 59 48 Islands Forbes Luxe 11 Å Haunted Plantation Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adventures Å Ghost Adv. Movie: Honeymoon for One TVLND 53 28 Divorced Divorced Divorced Divorced Divorced Raymond Raymond Everybody-Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond “The Bourne Ultimatum”››› (2007, Action) Matt Damon. Jason Bourne “Fast & Furious”›› (2009, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, In Plain Sight Mary’s sister’s Action Not exactly a desperate house- USA 45 15 continues to look for clues to unravel his true identity. Michelle Rodriguez. wedding. Å Sports ’ wife here, Nicollette Sheridan stars VS. 47 422 Bull Riding Heads-Up Poker Out: The Glenn Burke Story Bull Riding PBR Tulsa Invitational. From Tulsa, Okla. Adv. Sports Healthy Hair in this new romance as a woman ››‡ Å who, after a messy breakup with WE 185 120 Cupcake Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls “Flashdance” (1983) Jennifer Beals. Crazy B ’ her fiance (Patrick Baladi), de- WGN-A 14 Baseball WGN News at Nine (N) Scrubs How I Met South Park South Park Entourage Enthusiasm Entourage Enthusiasm South Park cides to go solo on the honeymoon (:10) “The Santa Clause 2”›› (2002) Tim “The Fast and the Furious”››‡ (2001, Action) Vin Diesel, (9:50) “Big Trouble in Little China”››‡ (:35) “Last Man Stand- they’d planned. The destination is ENC 642 710 Allen, Elizabeth Mitchell. ’ Å Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez. ’ Å (1986) Kurt Russell. ’ ing”›› (1996) ’ Å a castle in Ireland whose hand- (5:45) “The Blind Side”››› (2009) Sandra “Life as We Know It”›› (2010) Katherine Heigl, Josh True Blood Bill issues an “Life as We Know It”›› (2010) Katherine HBO 500 some caretaker (Greg Wise) soon 600 Bullock, Tim McGraw. ’ Å Duhamel, Josh Lucas. Premiere. ’ Å unpopular order. Å Heigl, Josh Duhamel. ’ Å sets her heart aflutter. When her “Knowing”›› (2009) Nicolas Cage. A note found in a time “Next Day Air”›‡ (2009) Donald Faison, Boxing Joseph Agbeko vs. Abner Mares. (iTV) (N Same-day The Fran- SHO 600 660 ex arrives, seemingly reformed, capsule predicts disastrous events. Å Mike Epps. iTV. ’ Å Tape) Å chise she’s got a big decision to make. (:40) “K-19: The Widowmaker”››‡ (2002) Harrison Ford. A nuclear reac- “Suck” (2009, Comedy) Malcolm McDowell, (:35) “Severance”››› (2006, Horror) (12:15) TMC 620 690 Katie Bannon also stars. tor malfunctions aboard a Russian submarine. ’ Jessica Paré. ’ Å Danny Dyer, Laura Harris. ’ Å “Suck” ’ Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 The News-Review, Page 21 SUNDAY MORNING, AUGUST 14

5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS (Off Air) Wall Street Paid Program CBS News Sunday Morning (N) ’ Å Face the Nation College Baseball TD Ameritrade Game! Set! Match! (N) Å 2011 PGA Championship Final 4 8 KPIC Journal Rpt. (N) Å Home Run Derby. Å Round. (N) (Live) Å 4.2/This TV Sonic the Sonic Under- Evolut Stargate Infi n- Magi-Nation Å “Here Come the Co-Eds”››‡ (1945) Bud Abbott. Two zany caretakers “The Ghost and Mrs. Muir”›››‡ (1947) Gene Tierney. A lonely widow 292 KPIC Hedgehog ground Å ity Å (DVS) hatch fund-raisers for a girls school. Å falls in love with a sea captain’s ghost. Å 5/NBC Homes & Great Paid Program Paid Program Today Summer tipping. (N) ’ Å Meet the Press (N) Å Meaningful Paid Program Adventure Whacked Out Meaningful Paid Program 5 5 KOBI Estates Beauty Journal Sports ’ Beauty 8/PBS Washington Franny’s Feet Å Betsy’s Kinder- Thomas & Mister Rogers’ WordGirl Å The Electric Stop Back Pain With Vijay Vad, MD Self-help options “Airplay: The Rise and Fall of Rock Radio” (2008, 8 KSYS Week Å (DVS) garten Friends ’ Neighborhood (DVS) Company for back pain. ’ Å Documentary) 9/ABC Steel Dreams Å Paid Program Paid Program Good Morning America (N) Å This Week With Christiane Today’s Hom- Paid Program Paid Program XTERRA Adven- HealthCentral Judge Judy 9 4 KEZI Amanpour (N) Å eowner tures TV ’ Å 25/MYTV (Off Air) Paid Program Paid Program Truth in Action The Lighthouse Betty Snowden Paid Program Paid Program Key of David The Real Win- Teen Kids Whacked Out 11 12 KEVU Ministries ning Edge (EI) News Å Sports ’ Praise! 3ABN Today India: Face to Battles of Faith GP Worship Hour Inspirational Hour Exalting His It Is Written Generation of Youth for Christ 30/IND 21 Face Word Canada 33/FOX (Off Air) Kingdom of God Paid Program Paid Program FOX News Sunday With Chris This Old House Homes & Land Distant Roads Rollin’ on TV Incredible Dog Challenge & 13 11 KLSR Wallace ’ Å Å TV ’ Å Show Dog Championships 46/NBC Men’s Health Paid Program American Today Summer tipping. (N) ’ Å Meet the Press (N) Å Chris Matthews WEN Healthy Paid Program Paid Program Access Hollywood Top stories of the 6 KTCW Latino Show Hair week. (N) Å 51/PBS Allen Smith’s Betsy’s Kinder- Angelina Bal- Mister Rogers’ Curious George Thomas & Bob the Builder Rick Steves’ Travels to the Nature Wildlife and animal life survive NOVA Scientifi c results from robot 7 KOAC Garden Home garten lerina: Next Neighborhood ’ (EI) Friends ’ ’ Europe Å Edge in a severe landscape. explorers. ’ Walk Fit Plati- TriVita Nopalea Paid Program Celebrity Ghost Stories A life- Celebrity Ghost Stories Angelic The Sopranos Christopher has an The Sopranos “Members Only” ’ Å The Sopranos “Join the Club” ’ Å A&E 24 23 num-Ten changing message. Å spirits. Å unexpected visitor. Å ABC FAM 40 32 Get Hot! Take It Off! Sunday Mass Boy World Boy World “Dr. Dolittle”›› (1998, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, Ossie Davis. “Sky High”››‡ (2005) Michael Angarano, Kurt Russell. The Three Mad Men A rift forms between Don Mad Men “The Hobo Code” Don is Mad Men “Shoot” A rival ad agency “The Enforcer”››‡ (1976) Clint Eastwood, Tyne Daly. Dirty Harry and “Rambo: First Blood Part II”›› AMC 68 24 Stooges and Roger. Å tormented by his past. tries to lure Don. partner hunt rocket-armed radicals. Å (1985, Action) Å ANPL 49 47 (:00) Pit Boss Most Extreme Most Extreme Weird, True Weird, True Untamed and Uncut ’ Å Dogs 101 ’ Å Dogs 101 ’ Å At the Edge of the World BRAVO 62 46 Paid Program Top Chef Å Top Chef Å Rocco’s Dinner Party Rocco’s Dinner Party Flipping Out Å Flipping Out Å CNBC 65 Paid Program Thin in 30! Best Bra Ever! Paid Program Look Sexy Healthy Hair Paid Program Best Bra Ever! Paid Program Paid Program Wealth-Risk Paid Program Paid Program CNN 35 35 Sunday Morn. State of the Union Fareed Zakaria GPS (N) Reliable Sources (N) Å State of the Union Fareed Zakaria GPS CNN Newsroom (N) COM 64 98 Triverex Paid Program Paid Program Body Gospel Thin in 30! “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”››› (1986) Matthew Broderick, Alan Ruck. Å (:22) “Idiocracy”››‡ (2006) Luke Wilson. CW 12 14 Paid Program TBA TBA TBA TBA Tomorrow In Touch W/Charles Stanley Key of David TBA TBA Edgemont Edgemont Paid Program Wealth Without Tomorrow’s Breath of Life Jentezen Frank- Joel Osteen In Touch ’ Å Curiosity Questioning, how was the Auction Kings Auction Kings Sons of Guns Sons of Guns DISC 34 30 ’ Å Risk ’ World Å ’ Å lin Å ’ Å world created? Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å “Double M16” Phineas and Chuggington Å Little Einsteins Special Agent Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse Jake and the Phineas and Phineas and Good Luck Shake It Up! A.N.T. Farm So Random! DISN 37 21 Ferb ’ Å Å Oso Å Clubhouse ’ Clubhouse ’ Pirates Ferb ’ Å Ferb ’ Å Charlie Å “Twist It Up” “replicANT” “Coco Jones” E! 57 25 Hair Removal Healthy Hair Meaningful Fatal Beauty: 15 Most Notorious Women Pseudo-celebrities. E!: Fatal Teen Triangle Fashion The Soup E! News (N) (:00) Outside the Sports Report- SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å NASCAR Countdown (N) (Live) NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Heluva Good! Sour Cream Dips at the Glen. ESPN 28 31 SportsCenter (N) Lines (N) ers (N) Å (N) (Live) ESPN2 27 49 Winners NASCAR Now (N) (Live) Å Outside Lines Reporters E:60 Football Now SportsCenter Baseball Ton. WTA Tennis U.S. Open Series: Rogers Cup, Final. (N) (Live) FNC 32 27 (3:00) FOX and Friends Sunday (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) America’s News Headquarters (N) Fox News Sunday FOOD 72 50 Paid Program Paid Program Meaningful Brian Boitano Dessert First Rachael Ray’s Week in a Day Dollar Dinners Minute Meals Hungry Girl Guy’s Big Bite Barbecue Sandra Lee FX 31 45 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program “She’s All That”›› (1999) Freddie Prinze Jr. “13 Going on 30”››› (2004) Jennifer Garner, Mark Ruffalo. “Superman Returns”›››‡ (4:15) “Holiday “Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation”››‡ (1962) James Stewart. A banker and “Let’s Make It Legal”››‡ (1951, Comedy) Claudette “Let’s Make Love”››› (1960) Marilyn Monroe, Yves Montand. A bil- “Two of a FXM 44 for Lovers” his family vacation at a run-down beach house. Colbert, Macdonald Carey. Å lionaire is hired to play himself in a stage satire. Å Kind”› Å HGTV 50 43 Paid Program Paid Program Meaningful Outdoor Room Curb/Block Curb/Block Holmes Inspection ’ Å Decked Out Disaster DIY Disaster DIY Yard Crashers Room Cr. HIST 41 34 Paid Program Get Rich Now! Save-CarMD Modern Marvels Å Black Blizzard Disaster strikes. Å The Crumbling of America Å HLMRK 87 I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy I Love Lucy Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Frasier Å Frasier Å ION 15 20 (:00) Inspiration Today Camp Meeting ’ Turning Point Discovery In Touch W/Charles Stanley Fellowship Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Inspiration Ministry Camp. LIFE 23 29 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program In Touch W/Charles Stanley Hour of Power Å Joel Osteen Meaningful Reba Å Will & Grace “Mother, May I-Danger” MSNBC 54 44 MSNBC News MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) MSNBC News Live (N) A Stronger America: Making A Stronger America: Making Meet the Press Å MTV 26 17 Extreme Cribs Extreme Cribs Extreme Cribs Jersey Shore ’ Å Teen Wolf “Wolf Moon” ’ Teen Wolf ’ Teen Wolf “Pack Mentality” Teen Wolf “Magic Bullet” ’ NAT GEO 73 Bosley...Hair Dog Whisperer The Whale That Ate Jaws How to Build a Volcano Inside a Cult Inside Polygamy The Devil’s Playground NICK 71 39 TBA All Grown Up OddParents OddParents OddParents The Penguins The Penguins SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob T.U.F.F. Puppy T.U.F.F. Puppy OXY 61 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Be PROACTIV Paid Program Snapped Snapped Snapped Snapped Snapped “Jill Rockcastle” Snapped “Rhonda Glover” Clay Target Paid Program Paid Program Triverex: Angler’s Experi- Paid Program Flip and Grow Hawg Quest (N) The Joy of Fish- Stock Car Downunder LOKAR Car Motorhead ROOT 38 99 Shootout Sexual ence Rich! ing (N) Series Horsemanship Show (N) Garage TV (N) SPEED 58 53 MotoGP Race Performance SPEED Center NASCAR RaceDay (N) (Live) The Car Show “Turbo Moms” Guys Garage Car Crazy Classic Car My Ride Rules SPIKE 69 38 Quit Smoking Paid Program Paid Program Total Body Paid Program Save-CarMD Thin in 30! ’ Auction Auction Auction Auction Xtreme 4x4 Horsepower SYFY 43 40 Twilight Zone Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Wealth-Risk “Showdown at Area 51” (2007) Jason London, Gigi Edgley. “Sunshine”››› (2007) Married... With “Without a Paddle: Nature’s Calling” (2009) Oliver James. Three young “Without a Paddle”›› (2004, Comedy) Seth Green, Matthew Lillard. Three MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at New York Yankees. From Yankee Stadium in TBS 33 10 Children ’ men have wild misadventures in the woods. friends embark on a calamitous canoe trip. the Bronx, N.Y. (N) (Live) Å (4:30) “The “Headline Shooter”›› (1933, (:15) “Picture Snatcher”››‡ (1933) James Cagney. (:45) “The Wedding Night”››‡ (1935, Romance) (:15) “Let Us Live”››‡ (1939, Crime Drama) Maureen “Dive Bomber” TCM 51 26 Secret Six” Drama) Ralph Bellamy. Ex-convict turns tabloid photographer. Gary Cooper, Anna Sten. O’Sullivan, Henry Fonda. Å TLC 42 41 Sexy-Minutes! Anderson Paid Program Faith-Dr. Frederick K.C. Price Paid Program Sexy-Minutes! Battle of the Wedding Say Yes: Bliss Say Yes: Bliss Say Yes: Bliss Say Yes: Bliss TNT 36 42 (:00) CSI: NY Law & Order “Atonement” ’ Law & Order “Carrier” ’ 2011 PGA Championship Final Round. From Atlanta Athletic Club in Johns Creek, Ga. (N) Law & Order “Mad Dog” ’ TOON 63 33 Inuyasha Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Pokémon Dude Destroy Build Hole in Wall Wrld, Gumball Squirrel “Tom and Jerry” “Scooby-Doo and Samurai” TRVL 59 48 Be PROACTIV Paid Program Paid Program Dhani Tackles the Globe Bourdain: No Reservations The Wild Within “Guyana” Bourdain: No Reservations Conqueror Sand Masters TVLND 53 28 3’s Company 3’s Company 3’s Company The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Hot, Cleveland Extreme Makeover: Home Quit Smoking Monk Death of a circus ringmaster. Å Wealth Without Paid Program Paid Program Joel Osteen Å Becker ’ Å Royal Pains “Ta Da For” A Necessary Roughness Infi ghting. In Plain Sight Å USA 45 15 Today Risk magician’s anxiety. Å Å VS. 47 422 Territories Primal Instinct H. Parker 3-D Wild Skies North-Alaska Out. Secrets Hunter Goin’ Country Ammo FLW Outdoors (N) Bass Fishing Retriever WE 185 120 Healthy Hair Shark Vacuum Anderson Downsized “Reality Bites” Downsized Å Downsized Å Downsized Å Bridezillas “Gabrielle & Kym” WGN-A 14 Beyond Today In the Heat of the Night Å In the Heat of the Night Å “Birthday Girl”››‡ (2001) Nicole Kidman, Ben Chaplin. Funny Videos MLB Baseball: Cubs at Braves (:05) “Moonlight Mile”››‡ (2002, Drama) Jake (:10) “Jaws”›››› (1975, Horror) Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss. A man-eating (:20) “Up”›››‡ (2009, Comedy) Voices of Ed Asner, “Zombieland”››› (2009) Woody ENC 642 710 Gyllenhaal, Dustin Hoffman. ’ Å shark terrorizes a New England resort town. ’ Å Christopher Plummer. ’ Å Harrelson. ’ Å (4:55) “The Door in the Floor”››› (2004, Drama) “Aliens in the Attic”›› (2009, Science Fiction) Carter “Cinema Verite” (2011, Docudrama) Diane Lane, Tim “Dinner for Schmucks”››‡ (2010) Steve Carell. Comic misadventures HBO 500 600 Jeff Bridges, Kim Basinger. ’ Å Jenkins, Austin Butler. ’ Å Robbins, James Gandolfi ni. ’ Å follow a man’s encounter with a buffoon. ’ (:20) “Newsies”››‡ (1992, Musical) Christian Bale. iTV. A newsboy leads (:25) “Lonely Street” (2009) Jay Mohr. A private Inside NASCAR The Franchise: (:15) “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”››‡ (2010) Kristen Stewart. iTV. Bella SHO 600 660 an 1899 strike against Joseph Pulitzer. ’ investigator becomes a murder suspect. (iTV) Giants must choose between Edward and Jacob. ’ (:00) “Big Fan”››› (2009) Patton “Never Cry Wolf”››› (1983) Charles Martin Smith. A biologist learns to (:20) “Tron”››‡ (1982, Science Fiction) Jeff Bridges, “White Fang 2: Myth of the White Wolf”››› (1994, Adventure) Scott TMC 620 690 Oswalt. ’ Å live among wolves in the wilderness. Å Bruce Boxleitner. ’ Å Bairstow, Charmaine Craig, Al Harrington. ’ Å Page 22, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 SUNDAY AFTERNOON, AUGUST 14

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS (11:00) 2011 PGA Championship Final Round. From Atlanta Athletic Club in Johns Creek, Ga. (N) (Live) Å BackJoy Sitting Awesome Inside Edition Wild About CBS Evening 4 8 KPIC Orthotic Adventures (EI) Weekend (N) Animals Å News/Mitchell 4.2/This TV “Ghost & Muir” “Bedtime for Bonzo”›› (1951) Ronald Reagan, Diana Lynn. A professor “Donovan’s Brain”››‡ (1953) Lew Ayres, Gene Evans. A disembodied “The Amazing Transparent Man”›‡ (1960) Stargate SG-1 292 KPIC adopts a chimp as part of an experiment. Å brain has an evil infl uence on a scientist. Å Marguerite Chapman, Douglas Kennedy. Å ’ Å 5/NBC Diving AT&T National Championships, Portland Action Sports From Portland, Ore. (N) ’ (Live) Å Paid Program Paid Program Missing ’ (EI) Å The Green Chris Matthews NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI Men’s Platform. (N) Invitational Economy Show News (N) ’ 8/PBS POV “Food, Inc.” The food industry in America. ’ Å McLaughlin Religion & European Mack Wealth- Globe Trekker Path of the Incas; Rick Steves’ Natural Heroes Healthy Body, 8 KSYS Group (N) Ethics News Journal Å Track Anavilhanas Island. ’ Europe Å ’ Å Healthy Mind 9/ABC Judge Joe IndyCar Racing New Hampshire. From New Hampshire Motor Speedway in Loudon, N.H. (N) Expedition Impossible “Never Give Extra ’ Å News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI Brown Å (Live) Up” ’ Å News 25/MYTV Rollin’ on TV Distant Roads Paid Program Answer to Paid Program Paid Program George Lopez George Lopez New Hope Fellowship From Green Science New Adv./Old Ugly Betty “Ugly 11 12 KEVU ’ Å Addiction ’ Å ’ Å Calvary Satellite Network. Oregon Christine Berry” Body & Spirit Tiny Tots for 3ABN Today Live The Carter Report Wonderfully Share Him Revelation Insights 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Dick Nunez. Jesus Made 33/FOX Incredible Dog Challenge & The American Whacked Out Albertson’s NW Championship According to New Adv./Old Friends “The One How I Met Your How I Met Your The Offi ce Two and a Half 13 11 KLSR Show Dog Championships Athlete Å Sports ’ Jim ’ Å Christine in Vegas” Mother Mother “Fire” Å Men ’ 46/NBC Diving AT&T National Championships, Portland Action Sports From Portland, Ore. (N) ’ (Live) Å Meaningful Paid Program Grey’s Anatomy Izzie must undergo The Closer “Heroic Measures” Å NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Men’s Platform. (N) Invitational Beauty a diffi cult surgery. Å News (N) ’ 51/PBS Great Performances at the Met “Capriccio” Strauss’ “Capriccio.” ’ Å The Artist BBC Newsnight European Religion & To the Contrary History Detectives ’ Å Oregon Art 7 KOAC Toolbox Å ’ Journal Å Ethics News Beat ’ Å The Glades A popular teacher is “Wyatt Earp”››‡ (1994, Biography) Kevin Costner, Dennis Quaid, Gene Hackman. Portrait traces him from boy to lawman. Å Criminal Minds “Jones” A serial Criminal Minds A&E 24 23 found murdered. Å killer resumes. ’ Å Å ABC FAM 40 32 “The Parent Trap”››› (1998, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan, Dennis Quaid, Natasha Richardson. “Cheaper by the Dozen”››‡ (2003) Steve Martin. “Beetlejuice”››› (1988) Michael Keaton. (11:00) “Rambo: First Blood “Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior”›››‡ (1981) Mel Gibson. Loner “Broken Arrow”›› (1996, Action) John Travolta, Christian Slater, Samantha Mathis. A renegade “Constantine”››‡ (2005, Fantasy) AMC 68 24 Part II”›› (1985) Å lawman Mad Max fi ghts bikers for wasteland gas. Air Force pilot commandeers two nuclear bombs. Å Keanu Reeves. Å ANPL 49 47 At the Edge of the World Whale Wars ’ Å Whale Wars ’ Å Whale Wars ’ Å Whale Wars ’ Å Whale Wars ’ Å Whale Wars BRAVO 62 46 To Be Announced To Be Announced To Be Announced Tabatha’s Salon Takeover Tabatha’s Salon Takeover The Millionaire Matchmaker Matchmaker CNBC 65 Healthy Hair Paid Program $ Secrets Paid Program Healthy Hair Paid Program Wealth-Risk Best Bra Ever! Diabetes Life Wall Street How I Made My Millions Ford: Rebuild CNN 35 35 Your Money (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Battle for Blair Mountain Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Idiocracy Å (:24) Scrubs (12:55) Scrubs (:25) Scrubs (1:56) Scrubs (:26) “Bad Santa”››› (2003) Billy Bob Thornton. Å (:28) “Employee of the Month”›› (2006) Dane Cook. Å CW 12 14 Edgemont Edgemont “The Arrival”››‡ (1996) Charlie Sheen, Ron Silver. Å “Home of the Brave”›› (2006) Samuel L. Jackson, Jessica Biel. Å Smash Cuts Smash Cuts One Man Army MMA fi ghter; One Man Army A water coffi n; a Surviving the Cut Soldiers tested on Killing bin Laden An account of the Secrets of SEAL Team 6 ’ Å Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Sons of Guns DISC 34 30 Marines; Navy SEAL veteran. mined obstacle course. ’ making the kill shot. bin Laden operation. ’ ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Wizards of Wizards of Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Up! Shake It Up! A.N.T. Farm Phineas and Phineas and Kickin’ It Å Good Luck Good Luck PrankStars Å DISN 37 21 Waverly Place Waverly Place Charlie Å Charlie Å “Match It Up” “Glitz it Up” “replicANT” Ferb Å Ferb Å Charlie Å Charlie Å E! 57 25 Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco “Sweet Home Alabama”›› (2002) Reese Witherspoon. Reese Witherspoon The E! True Hollywood Story Kardashian NASCAR Racing SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å MLB Baseball Colorado Rockies at St. Louis Cardinals. ESPN 28 31 From Busch Stadium in St. Louis. ESPN2 27 49 ATP Tennis U.S. Open Series: Rogers Cup, Final. (N) (Live) NHRA Drag Racing Little League Baseball 2011 World Series of Poker World, Poker FNC 32 27 You Couldn’t Stop Watching America’s News Headquarters (N) Fox News Sunday FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice Judge FOOD 72 50 Chopped All-Stars Chopped All-Stars Chopped All-Stars Chopped All-Stars Chopped All-Stars Cupcake Wars T. Cookies FX 31 45 (11:00) “Superman Returns”›››‡ (2006) Brandon Routh, Kate Bosworth. “The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor”›› (2008) Brendan Fraser. “The Day the Earth Stood Still”›› (2008) (11:30) “Two of a Kind”› (1983) “Prelude to a Kiss”››‡ (1992) Alec Baldwin. A stranger’s kiss has deep “The Pick-Up Artist”››‡ (1987) Molly Ringwald, Life After Film “Smilla’s Sense of Snow”››‡ (1997, Suspense) Julia FXM 44 John Travolta. Å repercussions for two newlyweds. Å Robert Downey Jr. Å School Å Ormond, Gabriel Byrne. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l My First Place My First Place Property Property Get It Sold Get It Sold House Hunters Int’l For Rent ’ For Rent ’ House HIST 41 34 Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy Top Gear “Texas” Å Top Gear Å Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Truckers HLMRK 87 Frasier Å Frasier Å “Honeymoon for One” (2011) Nicollette Sheridan. Å “Meet My Mom” (2010) Lori Loughlin, Johnny Messner. Å “Wild Hearts”››› (2006) Richard Thomas. ION 15 20 Inspiration Ministry Camp. “Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World”›››‡ (2003) Russell Crowe. ’ “Deep Blue Sea”››‡ (1999) Thomas Jane. ’ Exit Wounds LIFE 23 29 “Mother, May I-Danger” “Mom at Sixteen”›› (2005, Drama) Mercedes Ruehl. Å “Her Only Child” (2008) Nicholle Tom, Gwynyth Walsh. Å “Georgia Rule”›‡ (2007) Jane Fonda. Å MSNBC 54 44 The Mind of Manson Hooked: Muscle Women Hooked: Tattoos Head to Toe Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera (N) Sex Slaves MTV 26 17 Teen Wolf “The Tell” ’ Teen Wolf “Heart Monitor” ’ Teen Wolf “Night School” ’ Teen Wolf “Lunatic” ’ Teen Wolf “Wolf’s Bane” ’ Teen Wolf “Co-Captain” ’ Teen Wolf ’ NAT GEO 73 Amish: Out of the Order Amish at the Altar E-Mail Order Bride Destruct Destruct Man-Made Disasters Witness: Tornado Wit.: Katrina NICK 71 39 iCarly Å iCarly Å iCarly Å iCarly Å Big Time Rush Big Time Rush Victorious ’ Victorious ’ SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Big Time Rush OXY 61 Snapped “Jane Andrews” Snapped “Martha Pineda” Snapped “Donna Fryman” “50 First Dates”›› (2004) Adam Sandler. Å To Be Announced TBA Mariners All Mariners MLB Baseball Boston Red Sox at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Mariners Post- Boys in the Mariners: Tee Timbers in 30 MLS Soccer ROOT 38 99 Access Pregame (Live) game (Live) Hall (N) it Up SPEED 58 53 My Ride Rules My Ride Rules Lucas Oil Off Road Racing MotoGP Racing MotoGP Racing SPEED Center (N) (Live) NASCAR Victory Lane (N) Wind Tunnel SPIKE 69 38 Trucks! Å MuscleCar ’ Deadliest Warrior ’ Å Deadliest Warrior ’ Å Bar Rescue “Beach Bummer” Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction SYFY 43 40 (11:00) “Sunshine”››› (2007) Chris Evans “Star Trek VII”››‡ (1994) Patrick Stewart, William Shatner. “Total Recall”››› (1990) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rachel Ticotin. Å MLB Baseball Tampa Bay Rays at Home Improve- Home Improve- “Stuck on You”››‡ (2003, Comedy) Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear. Conjoined “Legally Blonde”››‡ (2001, Comedy) Reese Witherspoon. A sorority queen “17 Again”››‡ TBS 33 10 New York Yankees. ment ’ ment ’ twins star on a TV show with Cher. enrolls in Harvard to win back her boyfriend. (11:30) “Dive Bomber”››‡ (1941, Adventure) Errol (:45) “The Professionals”››› (1966) Lee Marvin. Four mercenaries try to (:45) “The Wolf Man”›››‡ (1941, Horror) Lon “His Girl Friday”›››› (1940, Comedy) Cary Grant, TCM 51 26 Flynn, Fred MacMurray. Å save a millionaire’s kidnapped wife. Å Chaney Jr., Claude Rains. Å Rosalind Russell. Å TLC 42 41 Say Yes: Bliss Say Yes: Bliss Crazy About Pippa ’ Å Extreme Cou Extreme Cou Extreme Cou Extreme Cou Extreme Cou Extreme Cou Extreme Cou Extreme Cou Extreme Cou TNT 36 42 Memphis Beat Å Falling Skies “Mutiny” Å Falling Skies “Eight Hours” “The Guardian”››‡ (2006, Drama) Kevin Costner, Ashton Kutcher, Sela Ward. Å Da Vinci Code TOON 63 33 Scooby-Doo Advent. Time Advent. Time Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Regular Show Regular Show Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball (:45) “Tom and Jerry & the Wizard of Oz” Bed Stori TRVL 59 48 Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain: No Reservations Best Places Best Places Best Places Best Places Best Places Best Places Best Places Best Places Best Places TVLND 53 28 Extreme Makeover: Home (:08) Extreme Makeover: Home Edition Å The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ The Nanny ’ (:42) The Nanny ’ Å (11:30) In Plain “Quantum of Solace”››‡ (2008, Action) Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko, Mathieu Amalric. (2:53) “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”››‡ (2007, Action) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley. Jack USA 45 15 Sight James Bond seeks revenge for the death of Vesper Lynd. Å Sparrow’s friends join forces to save him. Å VS. 47 422 WEC WrekCage Å Formula D (N) Racer TV (N) Motorsports Hour (N) Bull Riding PBR Tulsa Invitational. From Tulsa, Okla. (Taped) UFC Pre-Fight Show (N) (Live) UFC Live 5 WE 185 120 Bridezillas “Kym & Porsha” Bridezillas “Porsha & Gloria” Bridezillas “Gloria & Tricia” Bridezillas “Tricia & Danyelle” Bridezillas “Tricia & Danni” Bridezillas Danni loses it. Bridezillas (N) WGN-A 14 MLB Baseball: Cubs at Braves Tenth Inning Funny Videos Scrubs Å Scrubs Å Old Christine Old Christine How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met (11:00) “Zom- (:40) “The Professional”››› (1994) Jean Reno, Gary Oldman. A hit man (:35) “The Bounty Hunter”›‡ (2010) Jennifer Aniston. A bounty hunter “Robin Hood: Men in Tights”››‡ (1993, Comedy) (:15) “Ground- ENC 642 710 bieland” ’ takes an orphan girl under his wing. ’ Å must track down his bail-jumping ex-wife. ’ Cary Elwes, Richard Lewis. ’ Å hog Day” ’ “Biker Boyz”›‡ (2003) Laurence Fishburne, Derek Luke. A young man joins “Robin Hood”››‡ (2010, Adventure) Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett, William Hurt. Robin and his “Koran by Heart” (2011) Muslim children gather to “Life as We HBO 500 600 the world of illegal motorcycle racing. ’ Å men battle the Sheriff of Nottingham. ’ Å recite the Koran from memory. ’ Know It”›› “Twil: Eclipse” “Remember Me”›› (2010) Robert Pattinson. iTV. Love begins to heal the The Big C (iTV) The Big C (iTV) The Big C (iTV) The Big C “Boo!” The Big C (iTV) The Big C “The The Big C (iTV) “The Back-up SHO 600 660 troubled spirit of a rebellious young man. ’ ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å (iTV) ’ Å Little c” ’ Å Plan”›‡ (11:50) “Children of God” (2010) Johnny Ferro, (:35) “The Times of Harvey Milk”›››‡ (1984) (:05) “Eddie”››‡ (1996) Whoopi Goldberg, Frank Langella. A basketball (4:50) “Ernest Goes to Jail”›› “Once More TMC 620 690 Stephen Tyrone Williams. ’ Å Harvey Milk, Anne Kronenberg. ’ Å fanatic is hired to coach the New York Knicks. ’ (1990) Jim Varney. 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Central DC 7 p.m. on KEZI 4,13/CBS News (N) Å 60 Minutes (N) ’ Å (:01) Big Brother (N) ’ Å Same Name (N) ’ Å CSI: Miami A criminal takes News (N) Å Buck Paid Pro- i.am FIRST: Science Is Rock and 4 8 KPIC Natalia hostage. ’ McNeely gram Roll 4.2/This TV (:00) Star- Stargate SG-1 Quest to fi nd “How to Beat the High Cost of Living”›› (1979, Elvira’s Movie Macabre “A Bucket of Blood” A man makes “Every 292 Å Å ’ Å The title of this new special may KPIC gate SG-1 the Sangraal. Comedy) Susan Saint James, Jane Curtin. ghoulish sculptures. Breath” tip you off that musician will.i.am 5/NBC Paid Pro- Dateline NBC ’ Å Minute to Win It “Hit Me The Marriage Ref (N) ’ Å The Marriage Ref (N) ’ Å News (N) Whacked Whacked 5 5 is somehow involved. And indeed KOBI gram With Your Best Shot” (N) Out Sports Out Sports he is. He’s an honorary coach in 8/PBS Keeping Antiques Roadshow “Grand Nature “Fellowship of the Masterpiece Mystery! Rock star found alive. Ebert at Black Grace: From Black Grace 8 Å ’ Å the Tech Challenge division of this KSYS Kids Rapids, MI” Whales” (DVS) (DVS) Movie Cannon’s Creek to Jacob year’s FIRST Championship, a 9/ABC News (N) Å i.am FIRST: Science Is Rock CMA Music Festival: Country’s Night to Rock Highlights of the four-day event. (N) ’ Å News (N) Å Sheer Cover Paid Pro- 9 4 Å science and robotics competition KEZI and Roll (N) gram for youngsters from kindergarten 25/MYTV (:00) Ugly Brothers & Sisters “Unfi n- Elvira’s Movie Macabre “Teenagers From Outer Space” (1959) American American Chappelle’s Chappelle’s (Off Air) 11 12 Å Å ’ Å Å Å Å Å through high school. And that band KEVU Betty ished Business” Alien teens land on Earth. Dad Dad Show Show he’s in, the Black Eyed Peas, per- (:00) 3ABN Revelation of Jesus Christ Engage Windows of Islam & Prophecy Secrets Unsealed Presents Celebrating Life in Life Discov- forms on the special, which show- 30/IND 21 Today Hope Recovery ery Series cases highlights from the contest. 33/FOX Family Guy American Bob’s Burg- The Simp- Family In the Flow With Affi on KVAL News Two and a Ugly Betty Betty gets a Scrubs “Her 13 11 Young singer-actress Willow Smith “DaBoom” Dad Å ers Å sons ’ Guy Å Crockett ’ Å Half Men temporary roommate. ’ Story” KLSR is also slated to perform. 46/NBC KMTR News Dateline NBC ’ Å Minute to Win It “Hit Me The Marriage Ref (N) ’ Å The Marriage Ref (N) ’ Å News Cold Case Basketball star is 6 KTCW 16 With Your Best Shot” (N) stabbed to death. 8 p.m. on KEZI 51/PBS Outdoor Antiques Roadshow “Grand Nature “Fellowship of the Masterpiece Mystery! Rock star found alive. National Geographic Sky Island Globe Trek- CMA Music Festival: Country’s 7 KOAC Idaho ’ Rapids, MI” Whales” Å (DVS) ’ Å (DVS) Photos-2010 ’ Å ker ’ Night to Rock (:00) Crimi- Criminal Minds “The Angel Criminal Minds Searching for Criminal Minds “Cradle to The Glades A poached boar The Glades A poached boar Criminal Highlights of the annual four-day A&E 24 23 nal Minds Maker” ’ Å a female serial killer. Grave” ’ Å holds murder clues. holds murder clues. Minds ’ event in Nashville, Tenn., which ABC FAM 40 32 Beetlejuice “Aladdin”›››‡ (1992) Voices of Scott Weinger. “Casper”››› (1995) Christina Ricci, Bill Pullman. Funniest Home Videos Joel Osteen featured more than 100 hours of (5:30) “Constantine”››‡ (2005) Keanu “Bulletproof”›‡ (1996, Action) Damon Wayans, Adam Breaking Bad “Shotgun” Jesse (:04) Breaking Bad “Shot- (12:06) The live music, are scheduled to include AMC 68 24 Reeves, Rachel Weisz. Å Sandler, James Caan. Premiere. Å goes missing. (N) gun” Jesse goes missing. Killing ’ performers Lauren Alaina, Jason ANPL 49 47 Whale Wars Whale Wars ’ Å Whale Wars ’ Å Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ Hillbilly Handfi shin’ (N) Hillbilly Handfi shin’ ’ Handfi shin’ Aldean, Sara Evans, Lady Ante- bellum, Miranda Lambert, Martina BRAVO 62 46 Matchmkr Matchmaker Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives McBride, Scotty McCreery, Brad CNBC 65 Ford CNBC Titans 60 Minutes on CNBC American Greed BMW: A Driving Obs. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Greed Paisley, Rascal Flatts, Reba, Darius CNN 35 35 Piers CNN Newsroom (N) Battle for Blair Mountain Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Newsroom (N) Battle for Blair Mountain Piers Rucker and Blake Shelton. COM 64 98 Employee (:01) “Scary Movie 2”›‡ (2001) Shawn Wayans. South Park South Park South Park South Park (:05) Tosh.0 Futurama Ugly Amer 8 p.m. on DISC CW 12 14 King Heartland Å (DVS) “Three Kings”›››‡ (1999) George Clooney. Browns Browns Cheaters ’ Å Da Vinci’s Curiosity (:00) Sons of Sons of Guns Will joins three Curiosity What will happen if Monsters and Mysteries in Area 51 Military base. ’ Å Curiosity What will happen if Monsters in DISC 34 30 Guns ’ M16’s together. ’ aliens invade Earth. Alaska ’ Å aliens invade Earth. Alaska The big question in this new epi- Shake It So Random! So Random! “Phineas and Ferb: The Movie: Across Kickin’ It Å PrankStars Shake It So Random! So Random! Wizards- sode is: Are aliens real, and what DISN 37 21 Up! Å ’ Å (N) Å the 2nd Dimension” (2011) Å Up! Å ’ Å ’ Å Place happens if they decide to invade E! 57 25 Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Fashion Chelsea Lat Kardashian Earth? Scientists weigh in on the (5:00) MLB Baseball Colorado Rockies at St. SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter Å SportsCenter Å possibility that extraterrestrials ex- ESPN 28 31 Louis Cardinals. (Live) ist and the implications of a real- ESPN2 27 49 Poker World, Poker World, Poker NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Heluva Good! Sour Cream Dips at the Glen. SportCenter life “War of the Worlds” scenario. FNC 32 27 Justice Geraldo at Large (N) ’ Huckabee Justice With Jeanine Geraldo at Large Å Fox News Sunday Huckabee Actress Michelle Rodriguez (“Lost,” “Avatar”) hosts “Alien Invasion: Are FOOD 72 50 Sugar High Food Network Star Food Network Food Network Star Food Truck Race Iron Chef America Food- Star We Ready?” FX 31 45 (5:00) “The Day the Earth Stood Still” “Final Destination”››‡ (2000) Devon Sawa. “Final Destination 3”›› (2006) Ryan Merriman Two Men “Smilla’s “Dying Young”››‡ (1991) Julia Roberts. A terminally ill “Smilla’s Sense of Snow”››‡ (1997, Suspense) Julia “Prelude to a Kiss”››‡ (1992, Fantasy) 8 p.m. on FOOD FXM 44 Sense” millionaire falls in love with his nurse. Å Ormond, Gabriel Byrne, Richard Harris. Å Alec Baldwin, Meg Ryan. Å Food Network Star Reunion HGTV 50 43 Hunters Int’l Cash & Cari Cash & Cari Holmes on Homes Å Holmes Inspection (N) ’ House Hunters Int’l Design Star Å Holmes Tune in for two hours of “Food HIST 41 34 Truckers Ice Road Truckers Å Ice Road Truckers Å Ice Road Truckers (N) Top Gear “Death Valley” Modern Marvels Å Truckers Network Star” fun, featuring this HLMRK 87 Wild Hearts “Growing the Big One” (2010) Shannen Doherty. “Honeymoon for One” (2011) Nicollette Sheridan. Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls reunion special featuring the en- ION 15 20 (:00) “Exit Wounds”› (2001) DMX ’ “3000 Miles to Graceland”›› (2001) Kurt Russell. “Deep Blue Sea”››‡ (1999) Thomas Jane. ’ Pelican tire Season 7 cast — plus a few LIFE 23 29 Geo Rule “Reviving Ophelia” (2010) Jane Kaczmarek. Å Drop Dead Diva (N) Against the Wall (N) Against the Wall Å Drop-Diva surprises! — followed by the an- nouncement of the winner of this MSNBC 54 44 Sex Slaves Sex Slaves: UK Å Sex Slaves: Minh’s Story Sex Slaves: Texas Traffi cked: Slavery Meet the Press Å Caught season’s competition. MTV 26 17 Teen Wolf Awkward. Awkward. Jersey Shore ’ Å Jersey Shore ’ Å Teen Mom ’ Å Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. NAT GEO 73 (:00) Witness: Katrina Witness: Tornado Witness: Katrina Make Me Superhuman Final Report 9 p.m. on KLSR NICK 71 39 Victorious iCarly ’ iCarly ’ “The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie”››› (2004) ’70s Show ’70s Show Married Married Married In the Flow With Affion Crockett OXY 61 TBA To Be Announced The Glee Project Å The Glee Project (N) The Glee Project Å Movie This new sketch comedy series, (:00) MLS Soccer Portland Timbers at Houston World Poker Tour: Season MLB Baseball Boston Red Sox at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (Subject to Blackout) Cycling executive produced by Jamie Foxx ROOT 38 99 Dynamo. (N) (Live) 9 (Part 1 of 2) and hosted by and starring come- SPEED 58 53 W. Tunnel Classic Car Car Crazy SPEED Center NASCAR Victory Lane Wind Tunnel w/Despain Lucas Oil Off Road Rac Lucas Oil dian Affion Crockett, kicks off with a SPIKE 69 38 Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Bar Rescue (N) ’ Bar Rescue ’ Sheets special one-hour premiere. The se- SYFY 43 40 “The Fifth Element”››› (1997) Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman. “Blade Runner”›››‡ (1982) Harrison Ford, Sean Young. Å (:36) “Mutant Chronicles” ries presents takes on pop culture with spoofs of movie trailers, com- (:00) “17 Again”››‡ (2009, Comedy) Zac “Yes Man”››‡ (2008) Jim Carrey. A man tries to change his “Yes Man”››‡ (2008) Jim Carrey. A man tries to change his “Without a TBS 33 10 Efron, Leslie Mann. life by saying yes to everything. Å life by saying yes to everything. Å Paddle” mercials, TV shows, music videos (:45) “The Awful Truth”›››‡ (1937, Comedy) Irene Dunne, “Sunrise at Campobello”›››‡ (1960) Ralph Bellamy. Franklin Delano “The Narrow Corner”››‡ “Girls’ and celebrities. It will feature guest TCM 51 26 Cary Grant, Ralph Bellamy. Å Roosevelt and wife Eleanor’s early years. Å (1933) School” appearances by Snoop Dogg, Rus- sell Simmons, Chris Brown, Michael TLC 42 41 Extreme Extreme Extreme Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive High Stakes Sweepers Hoarding: Buried Alive High Stakes Strahan, Harry Shum Jr. (“Glee”), TNT 36 (:00) “The Da Vinci Code”››‡ (2006) Tom Hanks. Å Leverage (N) Å Leverage (N) Å Leverage Å Leverage 42 choreographer Lil’ C and more. TOON 63 33 (:00) “Bedtime Stories”›› (2008) Gumball Looney Delocated Childrens King of Hill Family Guy Family Guy Chicken Metal TRVL 59 48 Best Places Sand M. Sand M. Extreme Beaches Å Extreme Restaurants Roadside Adventures Truck Stp Truck Stp Restaurants 10 p.m. on KOBI KMTX The Marriage Ref TVLND 53 28 The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Divorced Divorced Divorced Divorced Divorced Divorced Divorced Divorced Divorced (:22) “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”››‡ “Fast & Furious”›› (2009, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, White Collar “Countdown” Å “Fast & Furi- This isn’t Ali Wentworth’s first USA 45 15 (2008) Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett. Å Michelle Rodriguez. Å ous”›› time working with Jerry Seinfeld, VS. 47 422 (:00) UFC Live 5: Hardy vs. Lytle (N) ’ (Live) Å Post Show UFC Live 5: Hardy vs. Lytle ’ Å Post Show Knife this show’s producer; she played WE 185 120 Bridezillas Bridezillas Å Bridezillas Danni loses it. Bridezillas Å Bridezillas Å Bridezillas Danni loses it. Bridezillas his girlfriend “Schmoopie” in the “Soup Nazi” episode of his sitcom. WGN-A 14 How I Met News/Nine Replay Monk Å Monk Å Monk Å “Birthday Girl”››‡ (2001) Å In this new episode, she joins sing- (:15) “Groundhog Day”››‡ (1993) Bill “Up”›››‡ (2009) Voices of Ed Asner, Christo- (:40) “The Bounty Hunter”›‡ (2010, Romance-Comedy) (:35) “Jackie Brown”››› ENC 642 710 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ er-actress Patti LaBelle and come- Murray, Andie MacDowell. pher Plummer. Jennifer Aniston, Gerard Butler. (1997) dian and commentator Bill Maher (:00) “Life as We Know It”›› (2010) Boardwalk Empire “Home” True Blood Bill and Marnie Curb Your Entourage True Blood Bill and Marnie Entourage HBO 500 600 ’ Å ’ Å to referee marital disputes. One Katherine Heigl, Josh Lucas. prepare to face off. Enthusiasm “Whiz Kid” prepare to face off. “Whiz Kid” couple disagree over their daugh- (:00) “The Back-up Plan”›‡ (2010) Jennifer Dexter (iTV) Quinn gets Weeds (iTV) The Big C “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse”››‡ (2010) Kristen Stewart, (12:05) SHO 600 660 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Å ’ Å ter’s hairdo, a husband wants his Lopez. iTV. information. (iTV) Robert Pattinson. iTV. Weeds (iTV) wife to stop traveling without him, (:15) “Once More With Feeling” (2009) “Push”›‡ (2009, Suspense) Chris Evans. Rogue psychics battle a “The Sum of All Fears”››› (2002) Ben Affl eck. Jack Ryan (12:05) “The TMC 620 690 ’ ’ Å ’ and a wife wants her hubby to get Drea de Matteo, Linda Fiorentino. covert government agency. fi ghts terrorists planning a nuclear attack. Stickup” a “real job.” Page 24, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 MONDAY AFTERNOON, AUGUST 15

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News (N) Å The Bold and The Talk ’ Å Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Oprah Winfrey Show Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful News/Pelley 4.2/This TV (10:30) “In the “1984”››› (1984, Science Fiction) John Hurt, Richard Burton, Suzanna Hamilton. A state worker “Eddie and the Cruisers II: Eddie Lives!”›› (1989, Musical) Michael “Cotton Comes to Harlem”››‡ (1970) Godfrey 292 KPIC Year 2889”› rebels against a totalitarian government. Å Paré, Marina Orsini, Bernie Coulson. Å Cambridge, Raymond St. Jacques. 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show The penis; sex Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Paid Program Judge Hatchett The Dr. Oz Show Omegas; stress The Doctors Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI boosters; body noises. ’ Å incontinence. ’ Å News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts ’ Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Å Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (EI) Å (DVS) (DVS) Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC All My Children (N) ’ Å One Life to Live (N) ’ Å General Hospital (N) ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show Omegas; stress Judge Judy Judge Judy News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI incontinence. ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court Å Divorce Court Judge Alex America’s Funniest Home Videos Law & Order: Special Victims Star Trek: The Next Generation TMZ (N) ’ Å Family Feud The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU ’ Å ’ Å Football mishaps. Å Unit “Criminal” ’ Å “Ship in a Bottle” Å ’ Å Action 4 Life Better Life 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time It Is Written Å Bible Questions Time Out Variety (In Walking With Health for a Anchors of 30/IND 21 Today Jesus Japanese) Jesus Lifetime Truth 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å Frasier “Love Frasier ’ Å According to Everybody Friends ’ Å How I Met Your The Offi ce Å Family Guy King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR Christine Stinks” Å Jim ’ Å Hates Chris Mother “Petergeist” ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show “Coupon Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice- Swift Justice- The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show Author KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Crazy!” Å Nancy Grace Nancy Grace Portia de Rossi. Å Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Paint This-Jerry Kimchi Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff This Old House 7 KOAC Chronicles ’ Friends Å ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman Å The First 48 A man is convicted of The First 48 Sergeants set up a Dog the Bounty Dog the Bounty CSI: Miami “Sunblock” Serial killer The Sopranos Tony B. considers Criminal Minds “L.D.S.K.” Broad The First 48 Å A&E 24 23 murder. Å sting. Å Hunter Hunter strikes during an eclipse. accepting a side job. ’ daylight. ’ Å ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing Simple Rules Simple Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids “Teen Spirit” (2011) Lindsey Shaw, Cassie Scerbo. Secret Life of American Teen Switched-Birth (10:15) “Michael Clayton”›››‡ “The Untouchables”›››› (1987, Crime Drama) Kevin Costner, Sean Connery. Incorruptible “Top Gun”››› (1986, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis, Anthony Edwards. A hot-shot Navy “Bulletproof”›‡ AMC 68 24 (2007) Å government agents move against Al Capone. Å jet pilot downs MiGs and loves an astrophysicist. Å ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Detroit ’ Å Animal Cops Houston Å Growing Up... “Polar Bear” ’ I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å The Most Extreme “Cleaners” Untamed BRAVO 62 46 The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker Matchmaker CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Trash Inc: The Secret Life of How I, Millions CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Bad Santa Com. Central Daily Show Colbert Report (1:59) “American Pie Presents: The Book of Love”›‡ Å Com. Central (:24) Futurama South Park (:25) Tosh.0 (5:56) Scrubs CW 12 14 TBA TBA Paid Program Cops Å House/Payne The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget ’70s Show ’70s Show King Biker Build-Off Chica competes with American Chopper Mercedes-Benz American Chopper Renewable-fuel American Chopper Ethanol-pow- American Chopper Paul Sr. Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab ’ Å DISC 34 30 Mike Pugliese. ’ AMG. ’ Å chopper. Å ered bike. Å promotes his new book. Å Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Up! Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Phineas and The Suite Life Good Luck So Random! Shake It Up! Wizards of Phineas and DISN 37 21 Charlie Å Charlie Å “Show It Up” Waverly Place Waverly Place Waverly Place Ferb Å on Deck Charlie Å ’ Å “Break It Up” Waverly Place Ferb Å E! 57 25 E! News Keeping Up With the Kardashians Khloé gets married. Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Khloe Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) Jim Rome Is Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Monday Night Countdown (N) NFL Preseason Football New York Jets at Houston ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) (Live) Å Burning (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) (Live) Å Texans. (N) (Live) Å ESPN2 27 49 English Premier League Soccer SportsNation (N) (Live) Å NASCAR Now (N) (Live) Å MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Å FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Contessa Best Dishes Food Network FX 31 45 “The Day the Earth Stood Still”›› (2008, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Connelly. “Final Destination”››‡ (2000) Devon Sawa, Ali Larter. “Final Destination 3”›› (2006, Horror) (11:30) “I Wake Up Scream- “Kiss of Death”››› (1947) Victor Mature, Brian Donlevy. A captured jewel “Call Northside 777”›››‡ (1948) James Stewart. A reporter tries to free “House of Strangers”››› (1949, Drama) Edward G. FXM 44 ing”››› (1941) Å thief becomes a police informant. Å an innocent man from prison. Å Robinson, Susan Hayward. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block HIST 41 34 How the States Got Their American Pickers Å Who Really Discovered America? Å USS Constellation: Battling for Freedom Å How the HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show (N) The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Abdication” The Waltons Å The Waltons “The Nurse” Little House ION 15 20 TriVita Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer “The One” Ghost Whisperer Å Ghost Whisperer Å With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 Drop Dead Diva Å Against the Wall Å The Protector “Bangs” Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Cold Case Files “Kidnapped” Unsolved Mysteries Å Obsessed MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 True Life ’ Teen Wolf “Formality” ’ Awkward. ’ Teen Mom “Trick or Treat” ’ Teen Mom “Terrible Twos” ’ Extreme Cribs Jersey Shore ’ Å ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Border Wars Drain the Ocean Big Sur: Wild California Border Wars Witness: Caught by Disaster Witness: Dis NICK 71 39 SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å iCarly Å Victorious ’ Victorious ’ Big Time Rush Big Time Rush SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 The Bad Girls Club Å The Bad Girls Club Å The Bad Girls Club Å The Bad Girls Club Å The Bad Girls Club Å The Bad Girls Club Å Bad Girls Club English Premier League Soccer West Brom vs. Manchester United. (Taped) The Dan Patrick Show (N) Pac-12 Football Preview XTERRA USA Championship LOKAR Car Motorhead Graham ROOT 38 99 Show Garage TV Bensinger SPEED 58 53 Car Crazy On the Edge Barrett-Jackson Spec. Monster Jam Pass Time Pass Time NASCAR Race Hub (N) The 10 (N) The 10 The Car Show SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: NY “The Fall” ’ Å CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å SYFY 43 40 The Prophecy (:24) “Total Recall”››› (1990) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rachel Ticotin. Å (2:54) “The Fifth Element”››› (1997) Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman, Ian Holm. (:24) “Blade Runner”›››‡ House of Payne Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- According to According to The Offi ce “Hal- Friends ’ Å Friends ’ Å Everybody- Everybody- The King of TBS 33 10 Browns ’ Å Earl “GED” Raymond Jim ’ Å Jim ’ Å loween” Raymond Raymond Queens Å “Tell It to the “Mockery”›‡ (1927) Lon Chaney, (:45) “Mr. Wu” (1927, Drama) Lon Chaney, Louise Dresser. A Chinese “Laugh, Clown, Laugh”››‡ (1928, Drama) Lon “The Hunchback of Notre Dame”›››‡ (1923, TCM 51 26 Marines” Ricardo Cortez. patriarch learns of his daughter’s forbidden love. Chaney, Bernard Siegel, Loretta Young. Drama) Lon Chaney, Patsy Ruth Miller. TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear ’ Å A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Baby’s First What Not to Wear “Amber” Say Yes Say Yes Fabulous Cakes ’ Å LA Ink Å TNT 36 42 Rizzoli & Isles Å Rizzoli & Isles “Living Proof” Rizzoli & Isles “Sailor Man” Rizzoli & Isles Å Rizzoli & Isles Å Law & Order “Standoff” ’ Law & Order TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time MAD Looney Tunes Looney Tunes TRVL 59 48 21 Sexiest Beach Bars Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Donut Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain TVLND 53 28 Gunsmoke “The Busters” Gunsmoke “Manolo” Å Bonanza Bonanza “Hound Dog” Bonanza “The Trap” Jeffersons (:43) Sanford & Son Å Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent A Law & Order: Criminal Intent A Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Special Victims NCIS “Chained” USA 45 15 “Senseless” ’ Å Goren awaits reinstatement. gossip columnist dies. ’ cheating couple disappear. “Assassin” Political martyr. ’ Unit “Stalked” ’ Å ’ VS. 47 422 Adv. Sports Adv. Sports Bull Riding Bulls in the rodeo. Heads-Up Poker Heads-Up Poker Heads-Up Poker Poker WE 185 120 Amazing Wedding Cakes Amazing Wedding Cakes Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed ’ Å Charmed ’ Å Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Jeannie Bewitched Cheers Å Cheers Å Dharma-Greg Dharma-Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine Funny Videos (11:00) “Hoffa”››› (1992, Biography) Jack Nichol- (:20) “Passenger 57”››‡ (1992, Action) Wesley (2:50) “Young Guns II”››‡ (1990) Emilio Estevez, (:40) “The Cable Guy”››‡ (1996, Comedy) Jim Carrey. A cable television ENC 642 710 son, Danny DeVito. ’ Å Snipes, Bruce Payne. ’ Å Kiefer Sutherland. ’ Å technician invades an architect’s life. ’ Å “Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel”›› The Pee-wee Herman Show on Broadway The “Date Night”››‡ (2010, Romance-Comedy) Steve “The Whole Ten Yards”›‡ (2004, Comedy) Bruce (:15) Mantle HBO 500 600 (2009) Zachary Levi. ’ comic performs in New York. ’ Å Carell, Tina Fey. ’ Å Willis, Matthew Perry. ’ Å ’ Å (10:40) “Houseguest”›‡ (1995, Comedy) Sinbad. iTV. A con artist fi nds refuge in the “Saint John of Las Vegas” (2009) Steve Buscemi, (3:55) “Nobel Son” (2007) Alan Rickman. A prize-win- (:45) “The Brothers Bloom”››‡ SHO 600 660 “Skin”››› home of a suburban family. ’ Å Romany Malco. iTV. ’ Å ning scientist’s son is kidnapped. (2008) iTV. ’ (11:15) “Famil- (:45) “Glass Trap”›‡ (2005, Horror) C. Thomas (:15) “My One and Only”››‡ (2009) Renée Zellweger. A woman takes (:05) “Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten”››› (2007, “Extraordinary TMC 620 690 iar Strangers” Howell, Stella Stevens. ’ Å her two sons and searches for a rich husband. Documentary) ’ Å Measures” ’ Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 The News-Review, Page 25 MONDAY EVENING, AUGUST 15 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg

Central DC 8 p.m. on LIFE 4,13/CBS Wheel of Jeopardy! Å Inside Edi- How I Met/ How I Met/ Two and a Mike & Hawaii Five-0 “He Kane News (N) Å (:35) Late Show With Movie: Deadly Sibling Rivalry 4 8 Å ’ Å Å KPIC Fortune tion (N) Mother Mother Half Men Molly Hewa’ole” David Letterman Charisma Carpenter (“Buffy the 4.2/This TV “Cotton-Har- “Cohen and Tate”›› (1988, Suspense) Roy Scheider, Adam “Cotton Comes to Harlem”››‡ (1970, Comedy-Drama) “Original Gangstas”›› (1996, Action) Fred 292 Å Å Vampire Slayer”) stars in this new KPIC lem” Baldwin, Harley Cross. Godfrey Cambridge, Raymond St. Jacques. Williamson, Jim Brown. suspense tale as twin sisters, free- 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider America’s Got Talent YouTube acts perform in Hollywood. ’ Å Harry’s Law “Bangers in the News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show 5 5 Å ’ Å ’ Å spirited Callie and responsible Jan- KOBI ment ’Night (N) House” With Jay Leno na. When a car crash leaves Callie 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å America’s Antiques Roadshow Stickley Antiques Roadshow A Flea Market Documen- Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy 8 Å ’ Å in a coma, Janna takes stock of KSYS Heartland music cabinet. “Louisville, KY” tary Now! her life and decides to emulate her 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Bachelor Pad (N) ’ Å Castle Juror dies during a high- News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- 9 4 Å Å sister’s live-for-the-moment ways. KEZI ment ’Night (N) profi le trial. line (N) mel Live (N) Her daughter (Christa B. Allen) ap- 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Oprah Winfrey Law & Order: Criminal Law & Order: Criminal Curb Your Entourage My Name Is 11 12 Å ’ ’ Å Å proves at first but soon begins to KEVU 700 Club Show Intent “Masquerade” Intent “The War at Home” Enthusiasm Earl suspect something is very wrong. Anchors of Anchors of Truth The Carter Report Give Me the Bible 3-ABN on the Road Books of the Battles of Windows of Kyle Richards (“The Real House- 30/IND 21 Truth Book Faith Hope wives of Beverly Hills”) also stars. 33/FOX The Simp- Two and a Two and a Hell’s Kitchen Competing in MasterChef “Top 4 Compete” Fox News at (:35) Family Everybody- Everybody- (12:05) 13 11 KLSR sons Å Half Men Half Men an intense challenge. (N) ’ Å 10 (N) Guy Å Raymond Raymond Scrubs ’ 9 p.m. on ABC FAM 46/NBC News Access Hol- Are You America’s Got Talent YouTube acts perform in Hollywood. ’ Å Harry’s Law “Bangers in the News (:35) The Tonight Show The Lying Game 6 KTCW lywood (N) Smarter? House” ’ Å With Jay Leno ’ Å From the mind of Sara Shepard, 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Antiques Roadshow Stickley Antiques Roadshow Oregon Lens The Wall -- A World PBS News- 7 author of the “Pretty Little Liars” KOAC Business music cabinet. “Louisville, KY” Å Divided ’ Å Hour Å book series, comes this twisty new (:00) The The First 48 Sergeants set up Hoarders Roy hoards vehicles Hoarders A house has 47 cats Intervention A dad has a meth Intervention A couple shares (12:01) drama about long-lost twins who A&E 24 23 First 48 a sting. Å on his property. and dogs. (N) Å addiction. (N) Å a heroin habit. Hoarders look alike but grew up in completely ABC FAM 40 32 Switched Secret-Teen Secret-Teen The Lying Game “Pilot” The Lying Game “Pilot” The 700 Club Å Whose? different worlds. Alexandra Chando (:00) “Bulletproof”›‡ (1996, Action) Damon “GoodFellas”›››› (1990, Crime Drama) Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta, Joe Pesci. An Irish-Italian “GoodFellas”›››› (1990) Robert De Niro, (“As the World Turns”) plays both AMC 68 24 Wayans, Adam Sandler. Å hood joins the 1950s New York Mafi a. Å Ray Liotta, Joe Pesci. Å the privileged and pampered Sut- ANPL 49 47 Untamed Fatal Attractions Å Fatal Attractions Å Drug Kingpin Hippos ’ My First Kill Fatal Attractions Å Hippos ton and the perpetual foster child Emma. Upon meeting each other, BRAVO 62 46 Matchmkr Matchmaker Housewives/NYC Matchmaker Most Eligible Dallas Most Eligible Dallas Matchmkr Sutton implores Emma to step into CNBC 65 Millions Biography on CNBC Mad Money Millions Millions Biography on CNBC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. her life so that she can pursue a CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers lead about their biological parents. COM 64 98 (:26) Scrubs (6:57) “American Pie”››› (1999) Jason Biggs. Sunny Sunny Sunny Sunny Daily Show Colbert Rep South Park 9 p.m. on TNT CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ Gossip Girl ’ Å One Tree Hill ’ Å CW 2011 Browns Roseanne Roseanne South Park The Closer Cash Cab Dual Survival Piranha-infested Dual Survival “Out of Africa” Dual Survival “Up the River” Dual Survival Escaping a Dual Survival “Up the River” Dual Sur- DISC 34 30 ’ Å water in Brazil. ’ Å ’ Å hippo-infested marshland. ’ Å vival Å Brenda (Kyra Sedgwick) and the Good Luck Babysitter’s Wizards- Good Luck Shake It “The Suite Life Movie” (2011) Dylan Sprouse, Good Luck Wizards- Babysitter’s Wizards- team investigate when a body is DISN 37 21 Charlie a Vampire Place Charlie Up! Å Cole Sprouse. Å Charlie Place a Vampire Place found under a retaining wall on a E! 57 25 Khloe E! News (N) Sex-City Sex-City Kardashian Kardashian E! Special Chelsea Lat E! News construction site. Brenda’s desire (5:00) NFL Preseason Football New York SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å NFL Live Baseball SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter to hire a high-priced lawyer could ESPN 28 31 Jets at Houston Texans. (N) (Live) (N) Å Tonight (N) lead to some major budget cuts for ESPN2 27 49 Baseball Baseball Tonight (N) World, Poker SportsNation Å NASCAR Now Å SportsNation Å Baseball her and Fritz (Jon Tenney). Corey FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye Reynolds and Mary McDonnell also star in the new episode “Home Im- FOOD 72 50 Food Net. Unwrapped Unwrapped Unwrapped Diners Diners Diners Best Thing Best Thing Food Network Star Diners provement.” FX 31 45 Final 3 Two Men Two Men “Armageddon”›‡ (1998) Bruce Willis. A hero tries to save Earth from an asteroid. Archer Archer “House of “House of Strangers”››› (1949, Drama) Edward G. “Word of Honor”››‡ (1980, Drama) Karl Malden. A reporter “Daughter of the Streets”›› (1990) Jane 10 p.m. on KOBI KMTX FXM 44 Strangers” Robinson, Susan Hayward, Richard Conte. Å is jailed for refusing to divulge his source. Alexander, Roxana Zal. Harry’s Law HGTV 50 43 Curb/Block Hunters Int’l House House Hunters Int’l Design Star (N) Å Dina’s Party House H. House Hunters Int’l Design Star Harry and Malcolm (Kathy Bates, HIST 41 34 How the American Pickers Å Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Å Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Top Shot “The Gauntlet” Pawn Stars Aml Ameen) try to mediate a gang HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier Frasier Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls dispute that is threatening to erupt ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Å Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal into all-out war, but they find them- LIFE 23 29 (:00) “Obsessed”›‡ (2009) Å “Deadly Sibling Rivalry” (2011) Charisma Carpenter. The Protector “Affairs” The Protector “Affairs” Chris selves at odds when one gang member declares he wants out so MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Ed Show (N) The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word he can start a better life. Rachel MTV 26 ’70s Show Teen Wolf “Wolf’s Bane” Teen Wolf “Co-Captain” Teen Wolf “Formality” Teen Wolf ’ Teen Wolf ’ Awkward. 17 and Adam (Jordana Spiro, Nate NAT GEO 73 Witness: Explorer Witness: Disaster Witness: Disaster in Ja Explorer Border Wars Gang Wars Corddry) mount a wrongful termi- ’ ’ NICK 71 39 iCarly iCarly SpongeBob My Wife My Wife George Lopez ’70s Show ’70s Show Lopez Lopez Lopez nation defense against a man who OXY 61 Bad Girls The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club (N) Hair Battle Spectacular The Bad Girls Club Hair Battle claims he was let go from his job Mariners MLB Baseball Toronto Blue Jays at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Mariners The Dan Patrick Show (N) MLB Baseball: Blue Jays at ROOT 38 99 for being too old. Chris McDon- Pregame Blackout) (Live) Postgame Mariners ald guest stars in “Bangers in the SPEED 58 53 The Car Dumbest Dumbest The 10 The 10 The Car Show Dumbest Dumbest NASCAR Race Hub AMA Race House.” Å SPIKE 69 38 Jail Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die 10 p.m. on BRAVO ›››‡ ’ Å Å ’ Å SYFY 43 40 (5:24) “Blade Runner” (1982) Eureka (N) Warehouse 13 (N) Alphas (N) Eureka Warehouse Most Eligible Dallas The King of Seinfeld Å Seinfeld Å Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Conan (N) Lopez TBS 33 10 Queens ’ ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Tonight (N) Everything is bigger in Texas, in- “Hunch- “The Phantom of the Opera”›››› (1925, Horror) Lon “The Unholy Three”››‡ (1925, Horror) Lon “The Unknown”››› “West of Zanzibar”››› cluding the drama generated in this TCM 51 26 back” Chaney, Mary Philbin, Norman Kerry. Chaney, Mae Busch. (1927) Lon Chaney. (1928) new series by this close-knit group of sexy and successful Dallas 20- TLC 42 41 (:00) LA Ink Surprise Homecoming ’ Undercover Boss Å Kate Plus 8 Kate Plus 8 Surprise Homecoming ’ Undercover Boss Å Kate Plus 8 and 30-somethings — including TNT 36 Law Law & Order “Stiff” ’ The Closer Å The Closer (N) Å Rizzoli & Isles (N) Å The Closer Å Rizzoli 42 socialites, business executives and TOON 63 33 Johnny T Johnny T Gumball Adventure MAD King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken a pro football punter — whose love TRVL 59 48 Bourdain No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation No Reservation Bourdain lives have all intersected. TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond The Nanny The Nanny Divorced 10 p.m. on LIFE (:00) NCIS NCIS “Blackwater” A detective NCIS “Doppelganger” A petty WWE Monday Night RAW (N Same-day Tape) ’ Å (:05) Suits Harvey must work a Law & USA 45 15 “Chained” helps the team. ’ offi cer is murdered. case with Louis. Order: SVU The Protector VS. 47 422 Poker Heads-Up Poker Heads-Up Poker Heads-Up Poker Heads-Up Poker Heads-Up Poker Prostate When evidence points to a police WE 185 120 Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Ghost Whisperer Å Sinbad It’s Just Family Sinbad officer as the killer of a woman who liked to date cops, Gloria, Michelle WGN-A 14 Videos WGN News at Nine (N) Scrubs ’ Scrubs ’ South Park South Park Entourage Enthusiasm Entourage Enthusiasm Paid Prog. and Valdez (Ally Walker, Tisha (:20) “Bio-Dome”› (1996, Comedy) Pauly “Surrogates”››‡ (2009) Bruce Willis, Radha (:35) “Passenger 57”››‡ (1992) Wesley “All About the Benjamins”›› (2002, ENC 642 710 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Campbell-Martin, Miguel Ferrer) Shore, Stephen Baldwin. Mitchell. Snipes, Bruce Payne. Action) Ice Cube, Mike Epps. try to investigate without involving (:15) Mantle (:15) “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past”›› (2009) Matthew Gloria: In Her Own Words “The Town”››› (2010) Ben Affl eck. A woman doesn’t realize “Ninja As- HBO 500 600 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ›› Internal Affairs. On the home front, McConaughey, Jennifer Garner. (N) that her new beau is a bank robber. sassin” Gloria isn’t thrilled with Davey’s (5:45) “The Brothers (:45) “The Ghost Writer”››› (2010, Drama) Pierce Brosnan. iTV. A Weeds (iTV) The Big C Weeds (iTV) The Big C “Jackass: SHO 600 660 ››‡ ’ Å Å ’ ’ Å Å (Chris Payne Gilbert) popularity Bloom” (2008) ghostwriter’s latest project lands him in jeopardy. (N) (iTV) (N) (iTV) The Movie” with the women of the neighbor- (:10) “Extraordinary Measures”›› “Shooting Gallery” (2005) Freddie Prinze Jr. A pool player “What Just Happened?”››‡ (2008) Robert (:45) “Sugar Boxx” (2009) TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ ’ Å ’ Å hood. James Hanlon also stars in (2010, Drama) Brendan Fraser. gets mixed up in a dangerous scheme. De Niro, Sean Penn. Kitten Natividad. the new episode “Affairs.” Page 26, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 TUESDAY AFTERNOON, AUGUST 16

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News (N) Å The Bold and The Talk ’ Å Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Oprah Winfrey Show Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful News/Pelley 4.2/This TV “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying”››› (1967) Robert Morse, Michele “Follow That Dream”›› (1962, Musical) Elvis Presley, Arthur O’Connell, Anne Helm. Florida “Love Me Tender”››‡ (1956, Western) Elvis Presley, 292 KPIC Lee. A window washer bluffs his way to the top. Å offi cials attempt to remove a family of squatters. Å Richard Egan, Debra Paget. Å 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show Omegas; stress Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Paid Program Judge Hatchett The Dr. Oz Show A dangerous food; The Doctors Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI incontinence. ’ Å Å defi brillators. ’ Å News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts Baby Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Å Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) elephant. (DVS) (DVS) Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC All My Children (N) ’ Å One Life to Live (N) ’ Å General Hospital (N) ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show A dangerous food; Judge Judy Judge Judy News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI defi brillators. ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court A lawsuit over Divorce Court Judge Alex America’s Funniest Home Videos Law & Order: Special Victims Star Trek: The Next Generation TMZ (N) ’ Å Family Feud The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU tree removal. Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Unit “Painless” ’ Å “Aquiel” ’ Å ’ Å Body & Spirit In Search of 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Kids Time Puppet Parade Knowing God Secrets Unsealed Presents 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Dick Nunez. Truth Jesus Praise 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å Frasier “Bla-Z- Frasier “Room According to Everybody Friends Å How I Met Your The Offi ce Å Family Guy King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR Christine Boy” Å Service” ’ Jim ’ Å Hates Chris Mother ’ Å ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show “Check Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice- Swift Justice- The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show ’ Å KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Yourself” Å Nancy Grace Nancy Grace Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Best of P. Allen Smith’s Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Thomas & Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts Baby The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Ask This Old 7 KOAC Scheewe Art Gardn Friends Å Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) elephant. Company Ruffman House Å Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- Billy the Exter- A&E 24 23 minator minator minator minator minator minator minator minator minator minator minator minator minator ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing Simple Rules Simple Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Secret Life of American Teen Nine Lives (9:45) “Beverly Hills Ninja”›‡ (1997) Chris Farley, Nicollette Sheridan. An “Magnum Force”››‡ (1973, Crime Drama) Clint Eastwood, Hal Holbrook, David Soul. “Dirty” “GoodFellas”›››› (1990, Crime Drama) Robert De AMC 68 24 “EDtv”››‡ ungainly martial artist follows a counterfeiter’s trail. Harry investigates gangland-style murders. Å Niro, Ray Liotta, Joe Pesci. Å ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Detroit ’ Å Animal Cops Houston Å Growing Up... “Zebra” Å I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å The Most Extreme “Divers” Untamed BRAVO 62 46 The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker Flipping Out Å Flipping Out Å Flipping Out Å Flipping Out CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Code Wars: America’s 60 Minutes on CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 American Pie Com. Central Daily Show Colbert Report (1:59) “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj”›‡ Com. Central (:24) Futurama South Park (:25) Tosh.0 (5:56) Scrubs CW 12 14 TBA Cops Å TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget ’70s Show ’70s Show King Biker Build-Off “Hank Young v. Cole American Chopper The men visit a American Chopper The guys travel American Chopper Work continues American Chopper “NY Jets Bike” Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab DISC 34 30 Foster” ’ Å farm for inspiration. ’ to South Africa. Å on the double build. New York Jets. Å Chicago Å Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Up! Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Phineas and The Suite Life Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Å Shake It Up! Wizards of Phineas and DISN 37 21 Charlie Å Charlie Å “Match It Up” Waverly Place Waverly Place Waverly Place Ferb Å on Deck Charlie Å “Twist It Up” Waverly Place Ferb Å E! 57 25 E! News Kardashian Kardashian Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex and the City Å The Soup Ice-Coco Ice-Coco The E! True Hollywood Story Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) Jim Rome Is Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å E:60 (N) 2011 World Series of Poker Main World, Poker ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) (Live) Å Burning (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) Event. From Las Vegas. ESPN2 27 49 The Scott Van Pelt Show (N) SportsNation (N) (Live) Å NASCAR Now Football Live Around/Horn Interruption Little League Softball SportsCenter FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Contessa Best Dishes Iron Chef FX 31 45 (11:00) “The Departed”›››‡ (2006) Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. “Armageddon”›‡ (1998) Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton. A hero tries to save Earth from an asteroid. Two/Half Men (10:30) “Harry and Tonto”›››‡ (1974, Drama) Art Carney. A 72-year-old man Life After Film “Prelude to a Kiss”››‡ (1992) Alec Baldwin. A stranger’s kiss has deep “The Crucible”››› (1996, Drama) Daniel Day-Lewis, FXM 44 “Dreamer”›› makes a cross-country trip with his cat. Å School Å repercussions for two newlyweds. Å Winona Ryder, Paul Scofi eld. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Genevieve Genevieve Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Yard Crashers Yard Crashers Property HIST 41 34 Swamp People Å Swamp People Å Most Extreme Airports Airfi elds in unforgiving places. Å Ancient Discoveries Å Modern Marvels “Engines” Swamp HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Intruders” The Waltons “The Search” The Waltons “The Secret” Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program TriVita Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 Desperate Housewives Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Cold Case Files Hunters. ’ Cold Case Files ’ Å Unsolved Mysteries Å Mysteries MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Teen Mom “Terrible Twos” ’ Made “Pageant: Ariana” ’ Made Soccer players. ’ Made Becoming a ballerina. Extreme Cribs Extreme Cribs ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Border Wars How to Build a Volcano Hard Time “Cellphone War” Hard Time “Prisoner Protest” Border Wars Alaska State Troopers Hard Time NICK 71 39 The Fairly OddParents Å iCarly Å iCarly Å Victorious ’ Victorious ’ Big Time Rush Big Time Rush SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ America’s Next Top Model ’ Top Model (11:30) UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams To Be Announced. (N) The Dan Patrick Show MLS Soccer Portland Timbers at Houston Dynamo. From Robertson Stadium Ball Up Streetball Seahawks All ROOT 38 99 (Live) in Houston. Access SPEED 58 53 Classic Car Chop-Rebuild Barrett-Jackson Monster Jam Pass Time Pass Time NASCAR Race Hub (N) Am. Trucker Am. Trucker Pass Time SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: NY A body in laundry. ’ CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die SYFY 43 40 Legend Quest Legend Quest Legend Quest Legend Quest “Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep” (2006, Horror) Victoria Pratt. Moby Dick House of Payne Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- According to According to The Offi ce “The Friends ’ Å Friends Å Everybody- Everybody- The King of TBS 33 10 Browns “Pilot” Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Jim ’ Å Jim ’ Å Fight” Raymond Raymond Queens Å (11:45) “A Fine Madness”››› (1966, Comedy- “Summer Wishes, Winter Dreams”›››‡ (1973) “The Drowning Pool”››‡ (1975, Crime Drama) Paul Newman. A detective “A Kiss Before Dying”››› (1956, Suspense) Robert TCM 51 26 Drama) Sean Connery, Joanne Woodward. Joanne Woodward, Martin Balsam. Å is hired to fi nd who wrote a certain letter. Wagner, Virginia Leith. TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Jenny C.” A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Baby’s First What Not to Wear “Sunny” What Not to Wear “Erin” ’ What Not to Wear “Jillian” ’ Not to Wear TNT 36 42 Las Vegas ’ Å Las Vegas “Delinda’s Box” Cold Case “Frank’s Best” ’ The Closer “Make Over” Law & Order “Knock Off” ’ Law & Order “Shangri-La” ’ Law & Order TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time Regular Show Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball TRVL 59 48 Top Ten Fun Food Factories Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Bar Food Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods TVLND 53 28 Gunsmoke “Snap Decision” Gunsmoke “The Goldtakers” Bonanza “The Trap” Bonanza “Dead and Gone” Bonanza Jeffersons (:43) Sanford & Son Å Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: USA 45 15 Unit “Nocturne” ’ Å Unit “Legacy” ’ Å Unit “Honor” ’ Å Unit “Asunder” ’ Å Unit A gymnast is found dead. Unit “Abuse” ’ Å SVU VS. 47 422 Whitetail Real Hunting Bull Riding King of Wake Adv. Sports Heads-Up Poker “Any Given Sunday”››› (1999) Al Pacino. WE 185 120 Downsized Å Downsized Å Downsized Å Downsized Å Downsized “Integration” Downsized Å Downsized WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Jeannie Bewitched Cheers Å Cheers Å Dharma-Greg Dharma-Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos MLB Baseball: Cubs at Astros “Larger Than (:35) “The American President”››› (1995) Michael Douglas. A rival “Young Guns”››‡ (1988, Western) Emilio Estevez. Six deputized regulators (:20) “Maid in Manhattan”›› (2002) Jennifer Lopez, (:10) “The Big ENC 642 710 Life”›› ’ exploits the president’s romance with a lobbyist. ’ become the objects of a manhunt. ’ Å Ralph Fiennes. ’ Å Chill”››› (11:30) “Life as We Know It”›› (2010) Katherine (:45) “Diary of a Wimpy Kid”››‡ (2010) Zachary Gordon. A middle- If God Is Willing and Da Creek Don’t Rise Hurricane Katrina reconstruc- “Dinner for Schmucks”››‡ HBO 500 600 Heigl, Josh Duhamel. ’ Å school student chronicles his misadventures. ’ Å tion. ’ (Part 1 of 2) Å (2010) ’ (11:15) “Maneater”›› (2009) “Moonlighting”›››‡ (1982, Drama) Jeremy Irons, (:45) “The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond”›› (2008, Drama) Bryce “Heaven Ain’t Hard to Find” (:45) “The River Why” (2010) SHO 600 660 Dean Cain. iTV. ’ Å Eugene Lipinski. iTV. Å Dallas Howard, Chris Evans, Ellen Burstyn. iTV. ’ Å (2010, Drama) Clifton Powell. Amber Heard. iTV. ’ Å (11:30) “Relative Strangers” “I Hate Valentine’s Day”›‡ (2009) Nia Vardalos, “Heartbreakers”››‡ (2001, Comedy) Sigourney Weaver. Two sexy con (:35) “Behind the Burly Q”››‡ (2010, Documentary) Behind-the-scenes TMC 620 690 (2006) Ron Livingston. ’ Å John Corbett, Stephen Guarino. ’ artists try to swindle a cigarette tycoon. ’ stories tell of burlesque performers. ’ Å Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 The News-Review, Page 27 TUESDAY EVENING, AUGUST 16 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg

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(N News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show 5 5 stamps and state insurance thanks ment ’Night Å ’ Å ’ Å With Jay Leno ’ Å KOBI (N) (N) Same-day Tape) to compensation for the television 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Immense History Detectives ’ Å Oregon Experience History Frontline New Orleans Police Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy 8 show — which leaves Todd long- Possibilities of the Gorge. Department. Now! KSYS ing to stop renting and purchase a 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Wipeout “Knock Knock, Who’s Take the Money and Run Combat Hospital One of News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- 9 4 house. But Rex’s mounting medical ment ’Night (N) Å There? Wipeout.” Sisters in Miami compete. Vans’ friends is injured. line (N) mel Live (N) KEZI bills and the prospect of the Bruces’ 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Oprah Winfrey Are You Are You Don’t Forget Don’t Forget Curb Your Entourage My Name Is 11 12 two oldest children heading off to KEVU 700 Club Show Å Smarter? Smarter? Lyrics! Lyrics! Enthusiasm ’ Å Earl Å college without scholarships could (:00) 3ABN Gospel Journeys ’n Revelation Insights Making Variety Heavens- Exalting His ASI Video Bible Rx Life-Recov- 30/IND 21 Today Outreach Journals Waves View Word Magazine ery put a serious dent in their “emer- gency fund” cushion. 33/FOX The Simp- Two and a Two and a MasterChef “Top 3 Compete; Winner Revealed” A contestant Fox News at (:35) Family Everybody- Everybody- (12:05) 13 11 KLSR sons Å Half Men Half Men wins the grand prize. ’ Å 10 (N) Guy Å Raymond Raymond Scrubs ’ 7 p.m. on WE 46/NBC News Access Hol- Are You It’s Worth What? “Best Buds” America’s Got Talent Previously eliminated acts compete. (N News (:35) The Tonight Show Family Restaurant 6 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å KTCW lywood (N) Smarter? (N) Same-day Tape) With Jay Leno The Lingnan is a family-run Chi- 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å History Detectives ’ Å Oregon Priceless Oregon Lens After the Wall -- A World PBS News- 7 ’ Å Å nese restaurant in Alberta, Canada, KOAC Business Experience Antiques United Hour with a 64-year legacy, a devoted Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- clientele and contented couple Amy A&E 24 23 terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator terminator and Kinman Quon at the helm. But ABC FAM 40 32 Nine Lives Pretty Little Liars Å Pretty Little Liars (N) Nine Lives Pretty Little Liars Å The 700 Club Å Whose? now that the Quons’ three offspring (5:00) “GoodFellas”›››› (1990) Robert “A League of Their Own”››› (1992, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks, Geena Davis, Madonna. A “A League of Their Own”››› (1992) Tom — Miles, Mandy and Marty — have AMC 68 24 De Niro, Ray Liotta. Å women’s professional baseball league debuts in 1943. Hanks, Geena Davis. grown into business-savvy adults, ANPL 49 47 Untamed Untamed and Uncut ’ The Gorilla Whisperer (N) Mutant Planet The power of evolution. ’ Å Mutant Planet The power of evolution. they’re ready to hire new chefs, re- BRAVO 62 46 Flipping Out Housewives/NJ Matchmaker Flipping Out (N) Å Housewives/NJ Flipping Out Å Eligible vamp the menu and introduce The CNBC 65 60 Min. CNBC Titans Mad Money 60 Minutes on CNBC CNBC Titans Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Lingnan to a whole new genera- CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers tion of foodies. It’s tradition versus COM 64 98 (:26) Scrubs Daily Show Colbert Rep Futurama South Park Tosh.0 (:29) Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Work. Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0 trendy with a side order of family drama. CW 12 14 King Seinfeld ’ Seinfeld ’ 90210 ’ Å Shedding for Payne Browns Roseanne Roseanne South Park Cash Cab Dirty Jobs The process of Auction Auction Auction Auction Dirty Money Dirty Money Auction Auction Dirty Money 8 p.m. on KOBI KMTX DISC 34 30 ’ Å making scrapple. ’ Kings Å Kings Å Kings (N) Kings (N) (N) Å (N) Å Kings Å Kings Å ’ Å It’s Worth What? Good Luck Babysitter’s Wizards- Good Luck Shake it “Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure”›› Good Luck Wizards- Babysitter’s Wizards- DISN 37 21 Å Å Mark and Rob started out as Charlie a Vampire Place Charlie Up! (2009, Fantasy) Charlie Place a Vampire Place co-workers employed in sales, and Å E! 57 25 Hollywood E! News (N) Sex and the City Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Chelsea Lat E! News they hit it off and soon became World, Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Baseball NFL Live SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter friends. In this new episode, the ESPN 28 31 Å Poker Tonight (N) (N) California pals will find out if their ESPN2 27 49 Little League Softball World, Poker World, Poker E:60 (N) NASCAR Nation friendship can survive the rigors of FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye competition as they try to win the FOOD 72 50 Iron Chef Cupcake Wars Cupcake Wars (N) Chopped Chopped (N) Chopped Chopped big money guessing the values of FX 31 45 Two Men Two Men Two Men “XXX”››‡ (2002, Action) Vin Diesel, Asia Argento. “XXX”››‡ (2002) Vin Diesel, Asia Argento. various items. Cedric the Enter- (5:00) “The “Prelude to a Kiss”››‡ (1992, Fantasy) Alec Baldwin, Meg “The Crucible”››› (1996) Daniel Day-Lewis. Hysterical girls “Kentucky Woman”››‡ (1983, Drama) tainer hosts “Best Buds.” FXM 44 Å Å Crucible” Ryan, Kathy Bates. accuse their fellow Puritans of witchery. Cheryl Ladd, Philip Levien. 8 p.m. on KLSR ’ HGTV 50 43 Property Hunters Int’l House First Place First Place Property Unsellables House Hunters Int’l For Rent Property Property MasterChef HIST 41 34 Swamp Swamp People Å Swamp People Å Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Top Shot (N) Å Top Shot Å Swamp Hmmm, maybe this is about as HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls Å Å ’ Å ’ ’ Å kind and gentle as Gordon Ramsay ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Without a Trace Criminal Minds Criminal Minds “100” Criminal Minds Criminal gets, since he mostly has put aside Å Å LIFE 23 29 Mysteries Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers American Pickers Picker Picker How I Met How I Met Chris some of the usual “Hell’s Kitchen” MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Ed Show (N) The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word drill-sergeant bluster as he has MTV 26 17 ’70s Show Teen Wolf ’ Awkward. Awkward. Teen Mom ’ Å Teen Mom (N) ’ Å Awkward. Teen Mom ’ Å shepherded this group of amateur NAT GEO 73 Hard Time Hard Time (N) Alaska State Troopers Hard Time Hard Time Border Wars Is It Real? chefs — culling the flock along the NICK 71 39 iCarly ’ iCarly ’ SpongeBob My Wife My Wife George Lopez ’70s Show ’70s Show The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny way — in their quest to become a OXY 61 Top Model Hair Battle Spectacular The Bad Girls Club The Bad Girls Club “Something New”›› (2006) Sanaa Lathan. Å Something culinary master. Tonight we learn Mariners MLB Baseball Toronto Blue Jays at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Mariners The Dan Patrick Show MLB Baseball: Blue Jays at who scores the cash prize and ROOT 38 99 Pregame Blackout) (Live) Postgame Mariners publication of a cookbook. SPEED 58 53 Pass Time Pass Time My Ride Trucker Trucker Pass Time Pass Time Pass Time My Ride NASCAR Race Hub MotoGP 8 p.m. on ABC FAM SPIKE 69 38 Ways to Die Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Repo Repo Ways to Die Pretty Little Liars ››› ››‡ ›› SYFY 43 40 (:00) “Moby Dick” (1998) “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” (2006) Johnny Depp. “The Land That Time Forgot” Aria (Lucy Hale) has trouble re- The King of Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å The Offi ce The Offi ce The Offi ce The Offi ce The Offi ce The Offi ce Conan (N) Lopez TBS 33 10 ’ ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å solving her feelings for Jason (Drew Queens “The Duel” Tonight (N) Van Acker) with what Emily and ››› ›››‡ “A Kiss Be- “The Sound and the Fury” (1959) Yul Brynner. “Rachel, Rachel” (1968, Drama) Joanne Woodward, “The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-in- Spencer (Shay Mitchell, Troian Bel- TCM 51 26 fore Dying” Premiere. Fallen Southern aristocrats fall further. James Olson, Kate Harrington. Å the-Moon Marigolds”››› (1973) Å Å Å Å lisario) have told her about him. TLC 42 41 Not to Wear What Not to Wear What Not to Wear What Not to Wear What Not to Wear What Not to Wear Not to Wear Spencer decides to take drastic ac- Å Å Å Å TNT 36 42 Law Law & Order “Collision” Rizzoli & Isles Memphis Beat HawthoRNe Memphis Beat HawthoRNe tion to show her Jason’s true colors. TOON 63 33 Johnny T Squirrel Looney Looney Gumball King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken Hanna’s (Ashley Benson) effort to TRVL 59 48 Bizarre Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Dining With Death Å Dining With Death Å Deep Fried Paradise 2 Dining build family harmony goes awry. “A” TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Divorced Roseanne Roseanne pushes Emily to a breaking point Law & Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Necessary Roughness CSI: Crime in the new episode “Touched by an USA 45 15 Order: SVU Victims Unit “Bang” ’ Victims Unit “Alien” ’ Victims Unit “Storm” ’ Victims Unit “Ripped” ’ Infi ghting. Å Scene ‘A’-ngel.” ››› ››› VS. 47 422 (5:00) “Any Given Sunday” America’s Cup “Any Given Sunday” (1999, Drama) Al Pacino, Cameron Diaz. Paid Prog. 9 p.m. on KOBI KMTX Å Å WE 185 120 Downsized Family Family Downsized Family Family Downsized Family Family Downsized America’s Got Talent WGN-A 14 MLB Baseball: Cubs at Astros News/Nine Scrubs ’ South Park South Park Entourage Enthusiasm Entourage Enthusiasm Paid Prog. Who says there are no second (:10) “The Big Chill”››› (1983) William “The American President”››› (1995, Romance-Comedy) “Apollo 13”›››‡ (1995) Tom Hanks, Bill Paxton. Based on the true story of the chances? In this new episode, the ENC 642 710 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Hurt, Glenn Close. Michael Douglas, Annette Bening. ill-fated 1970 moon mission. judges bring back 12 acts that were (5:30) “Dinner for “Life as We Know It”›› (2010, Romance-Comedy) Katherine Curb Your REAL Sports With Bryant Entourage True Blood Bill and Marnie eliminated earlier to try again. Four HBO 500 600 ››‡ ’ ’ Å ’ Å Schmucks” Heigl, Josh Duhamel. Enthusiasm Gumbel (N) “Whiz Kid” prepare to face off. of the wild-card competitors will (5:45) “The River Why” “First Circle” (2010) Filmmaker Heather Rae Weeds (iTV) The Big C Weeds (iTV) The Big C Web Web Therapy “Inglourious SHO 600 660 Å ’ Å Å ’ Å Å Å ’ be voted into the semifinals, and (2010) Amber Heard. examines foster care. (iTV) (iTV) Therapy (iTV) Basterds” their identities will be revealed on (:25) “Stolen”›‡ (2009, Suspense) Jon Hamm, “Good”›› (2008) Viggo Mortensen, Jason (:40) “As Good as Dead”›‡ (2010) Cary (:15) “Dog Soldiers”››› (2002) Sean TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å ’ Å Wednesday’s show. Nick Cannon Josh Lucas. Isaacs, Jodie Whittaker. Elwes, Brian Cox. Pertwee, Kevin McKidd. hosts. Page 28, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, AUGUST 17

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News (N) Å The Bold and The Talk ’ Å Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Oprah Winfrey Show Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful News/Pelley 4.2/This TV (10:30) “The Vikings”››› “Timbuktu”›› (1959) Victor Mature, Yvonne De Carlo. An adventurer fi nds “Warriors Five”››‡ (1962) Jack Palance, Jo-Anna Rally. Four Italians and “Death Rides a Horse”››‡ (1969, Western) John 292 KPIC (1958) Kirk Douglas. Å political turmoil in World War II Africa. Å an American execute sabotage plans. Å Phillip Law, Lee Van Cleef. Å 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show A dangerous food; Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Paid Program Judge Hatchett The Dr. Oz Show Five big cancer The Doctors Å News (N) NBC Nightly News 5 5 KOBI defi brillators. ’ Å Å risks for women over 40. News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts ’ Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Å Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (EI) Å (DVS) (DVS) Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC All My Children (N) ’ Å One Life to Live (N) ’ Å General Hospital (N) ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show Five big cancer Judge Judy Judge Judy News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI risks for women over 40. ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court A makeup Divorce Court Judge Alex America’s Funniest Home Videos Law & Order: Special Victims Star Trek: The Next Generation TMZ (N) ’ Å Family Feud The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU artist. Å Å ’ Å Trampoline mishaps. ’ Unit “Head” ’ Å “Face of the Enemy” ’ ’ Å Action 4 Life Books of the 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Most Important Questions Å Feature Presentations Better Life On Tour 3ABN Today 30/IND 21 Book Jesus 33/FOX (10:00) “Hi- The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å Frasier “The Ski According to Everybody Friends Å How I Met Your The Offi ce “Fun Family Guy King of the Hill 13 11 KLSR dalgo”››‡ Christine Lodge” ’ Jim ’ Å Hates Chris Mother Run” ’ Å ’ Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show Cristina Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice- Swift Justice- The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show Hugh KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW Ferrare; a restored home. Nancy Grace Nancy Grace Laurie; DJ Pauly D. ’ Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Best of Joy of Lidia’s Italy Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Travelscope Å 7 KOAC Painting ’ Å Friends Å ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman (DVS) The First 48 “Get That Money; Storage Wars Storage Wars Dog the Bounty Dog the Bounty CSI: Miami A family vacation turns The Sopranos Meadow helps her Criminal Minds “The Fox” A killer The First 48 Å A&E 24 23 Senseless” Å Å Å Hunter Hunter deadly. ’ Å boyfriend get a job. Å preys on families. Å ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing Simple Rules Simple Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Secret Life of American Teen Still Standing (11:00) “The Dead Pool”››‡ “Broken Arrow”›› (1996, Action) John Travolta, Christian Slater, Samantha Mathis. A renegade “Collateral Damage”›‡ (2002, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Elias Koteas. A fi reman goes “Mad Max 2: AMC 68 24 (1988) Å Air Force pilot commandeers two nuclear bombs. Å after the terrorist who killed his family. Å Road Warrior” ANPL 49 47 Confessions: Animal Hoarding Confessions: Animal Hoarding Confessions: Animal Hoarding Confessions: Animal Hoarding Confessions: Animal Hoarding Confessions: Animal Hoarding Confessions BRAVO 62 46 Top Chef “Covert Cuisine” Top Chef Å Top Chef “Gastro-nauts” Top Chef “Finale” Å Top Chef “Finale” Å Rocco’s Dinner Party Dinner Party CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Crackberry’d: The Truth Amer. Greed CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Rise Taj Com. Central Daily Show Colbert Report (1:59) “The Ladies Man”› (2000) Tim Meadows. Å Com. Central (:24) Futurama South Park (:25) Tosh.0 (5:56) Scrubs CW 12 14 TBA Cops Å TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Å The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget ’70s Show ’70s Show King Biker Build-Off Matt Hotch meets American Chopper Saginaw Chip- American Chopper Tour of the American Chopper The crew visits American Chopper “Howe Caverns” Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab DISC 34 30 Rick Fairless. ’ Å pewa Indian tribe bike. ’ Ford-Lincoln plant. ’ Å injured troops. ’ Å Howe Caverns. ’ Chicago Å Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Up! Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Phineas and The Suite Life Good Luck So Random! Shake It Up! Wizards of Phineas and DISN 37 21 Charlie Å Charlie Å “Glitz it Up” Waverly Place Waverly Place Waverly Place Ferb Å on Deck Charlie Å ’ Å “Sweat It Up” Waverly Place Ferb Å E! 57 25 E! News 50 Most Insane Celebrity Oops Mistakes made by celebrities. Katy Perry E! Special Nicki Minaj. Kardashian Kardashian Kardashian Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) Jim Rome Is Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) Å ESPN 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) (Live) Å Burning (N) Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) ESPN2 27 49 The Scott Van Pelt Show (N) SportsNation (N) (Live) Å NASCAR Now Football Live Around/Horn Interruption Little League Softball World Series, Final: Teams TBA. (N) SportsNation FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Contessa Best Dishes Iron Chef FX 31 45 (11:30) “The Bachelor”› (1999) “The Wedding Singer”››› (1998) Adam Sandler. “There’s Something About Mary”››‡ (1998) Cameron Diaz, Matt Dillon. Two/Half Men “Von Ryan’s Express”››› (1965, War) Frank Sinatra. Air Force colonel “The Detective”››› (1968) Frank Sinatra, Lee Remick. New York detective “Brubaker”››› (1980, Drama) Robert Redford, Yaphet Kotto, Jane Alexander. A reform-minded FXM 44 and British major seize Nazi prison train. Å learns condemned man was innocent. Å prison warden uncovers vast corruption. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Secrets Antonio Divine Design Divine Design Divine Design Candice Tells Design Inc. ’ Design Inc. ’ Get It Sold Get It Sold My First Place HIST 41 34 Larry the Cable Guy Larry the Cable Guy How the States Got Their How the States Got Their Rumrunners, Moonshiners and Bootleggers Å Larry HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons “The Fox” Å The Waltons “The Burn Out” The Waltons “The Burn Out” Little House ION 15 20 TriVita Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 Desperate Housewives Å Grey’s Anatomy “Invasion” Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Unsolved Mysteries Å Mysteries MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Silent Library Silent Library Silent Library Silent Library Silent Library Silent Library Silent Library Teen Wolf Scott seeks help. Extreme Cribs ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Border Wars Breakout “Through the Roof” Locked Up Abroad Locked Up Abroad Border Wars Taboo “Prostitution” Taboo NICK 71 39 T.U.F.F. Puppy T.U.F.F. Puppy iCarly Å iCarly Å Victorious ’ Victorious ’ Big Time Rush Big Time Rush SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ Roseanne ’ The Bad Girls Club Å Hair Battle Spectacular Å Snapped (11:30) UEFA Champions League Soccer Teams To Be Announced. (N) The Dan Patrick Show The Car Show (N) Gaming 101 Graham Pac-12 Football Preview Mariners All ROOT 38 99 (Live) Bensinger Access SPEED 58 53 Guys Garage Truck U Barrett-Jackson Monster Jam Pass Time Pass Time NASCAR Race Hub (N) Dumbest Stuff Dumbest Stuff My Ride Rules SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: NY “On the Job” Å CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n Deadliest Warrior ’ Deadliest Warrior ’ Deadliest Warrior ’ Deadliest SYFY 43 40 Ghost Hunters International Ghost Hunters International Ghost Hunters International Ghost Hunters International “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest”››‡ (2006) Johnny Depp. House of Payne Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- According to According to The Offi ce “The Friends Å Friends Å Everybody- Everybody- The King of TBS 33 10 Browns ’ Å Earl ’ Å Raymond Jim ’ Å Jim ’ Å Client” Raymond Raymond Queens Å (11:45) “High Sierra”›››‡ (1941, Crime Drama) “They Drive by Night”››› (1940, Drama) George (:15) “In a Lonely Place”›››‡ (1950) Humphrey Bogart. A man accused “The Maltese Falcon”›››› (1941) Humphrey Bogart, TCM 51 26 Humphrey Bogart, Ida Lupino. Å Raft, Humphrey Bogart. Å of murder falls in love with his neighbor. Å Mary Astor. Å (DVS) TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Sheaffer” A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Baby’s First What Not to Wear “Amanda” Say Yes Say Yes Fabulous Cakes ’ Å LA Ink Å TNT 36 42 Las Vegas “Delinda’s Box” Las Vegas ’ Å Cold Case “8 Years” Å The Closer Å Bones ’ Å Bones A man is found dead. Bones Å TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time MAD Looney Tunes Squirrel TRVL 59 48 Best Places to Pig Out Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food “Miami” Å Pie Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food TVLND 53 28 Gunsmoke “The Jailer” Å Gunsmoke “The Mission” Bonanza Bonanza “To Own the World” Bonanza “The Return” Jeffersons (:43) Sanford & Son “The Kid” Necessary Roughness Infi ghting. House A pregnant photographer NCIS “Witness” A woman witnesses a NCIS “Caught on Tape” A Marine NCIS “Bikini Wax” A petty offi cer is NCIS “Conspiracy Theory” A suicide NCIS “Call of USA 45 15 Å collapses. ’ Å murder. ’ Å tapes his own murder. found dead. ’ Å may be a murder. ’ Silence” ’ VS. 47 422 Charlie Moore Sportfi shing IndyCar Racing Dodge Viper Adv. Sports Greatest MLB Rivalries Adv. Sports Adv. Sports “Point Break”››‡ (1991) Patrick Swayze. WE 185 120 My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed ’ Å Charmed ’ Å Top 10 Bridezillas Moments Bridezillas? WGN-A 14 (11:00) MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs at Houston Astros. (N) Cheers Å Cheers Å Dharma-Greg Dharma-Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine How I Met (11:50) “2 Fast 2 Furious”›› (2003, Action) Paul (:45) “Boyz N the Hood”›››‡ (1991) Larry Fishburne. Three boys (:45) “The Missing”››› (2003, Western) Tommy Lee Jones, Cate Blanchett. A woman and her (:10) “Major ENC 642 710 Walker, Tyrese, Eva Mendes. ’ Å become men in a tough L.A. neighborhood. ’ estranged father seek her kidnapped child. ’ Å League II” ’ (11:30) “Minority Report”›››‡ (2002) Tom Cruise. A cop tries to “The Blind Side”››› (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock. A well-to-do white (:15) If God Is Willing and Da Creek Don’t Rise Hurricane Katrina REAL Sports HBO 500 600 establish his innocence in a future crime. ’ Å couple adopts a homeless black teen. ’ Å reconstruction. ’ (Part 2 of 2) Å Gumbel Louie Anderson Presents (iTV) (:15) “Chop Shop” (2007, Drama) Alejandro Polanco, (:45) “Abandon”›‡ (2002) Katie Holmes, Benjamin Bratt. iTV. A college “Blessed & Cursed” (2010) Damita Haddon. A psalmist (:15) “The SHO 600 660 Comics perform. Isamar Gonzales. iTV. ’ Å student’s long-missing boyfriend stalks her. dreams of becoming a gospel singer. Back-up Plan” (11:15) “The Count of Monte “Harlan County, U.S.A.”››› (1976, Documentary) (:45) “Taking Chances”›‡ (2009) Justin Long. A history buff tries to save a “The Other Man”››› (2008) Liam Neeson. A man “Letters to TMC 620 690 Cristo”››› (1975) Å Å battlefi eld from development. ’ Å discovers that his wife is unfaithful. ’ Juliet”›› ’ Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 The News-Review, Page 29 WEDNESDAY EVENING, AUGUST 17 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg

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Å hoochee”›› KPIC Indiana continue their quest for 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider Minute to Win It “Opposites America’s Got Talent (N Love in the Wild (Season News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show 5 5 the million dollars with the “Play It ment ’Night (N) Å Attract a Million” (N) Same-day Tape) Å Finale) (N) ’ Å With Jay Leno ’ Å KOBI by Ear” challenge, which requires 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Natural Masters of the Arctic Ice NOVA Drilling beneath Nature “Fellowship of the Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy 8 them to guess how many pennies KSYS Heroes ’ ’ Å Antarctic ice. ’ Whales” Å (DVS) Now! are in different soda cans based 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider The Middle Modern Modern (:31) Happy Primetime Nightline: News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- 9 4 on their sound and weight. Then KEZI ment ’Night (N) Å ’ Å Family ’ Family ’ Endings ’ Beyond Belief (N) ’ Å line (N) mel Live (N) two Californians begin playing with 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Oprah Winfrey Burn Notice A thug displaces Burn Notice The team must Curb Your Entourage My Name Is 11 12 KEVU 700 Club Show Å landowners. Å rescue a child. ’ Enthusiasm ’ Å Earl Å a challenge involving hula hoops. (:00) 3ABN Eleventh Hour Evidence It Is Written In Search of Mission Bible Ques- Revelation Now His Words From My Knowing Guy Fieri hosts “Opposites Attract 30/IND 21 Today Å Truth Stories tions Are Life Heart God a Million.” 33/FOX The Simp- Two and a Two and a Mobbed People put on surprise House “Last Temptation” Fox News at (:35) Family Everybody- Everybody- (12:05) 13 11 8 p.m. on ABC FAM KLSR sons Å Half Men Half Men performances. Masters faces a decision. 10 (N) Guy Å Raymond Raymond Scrubs ’ Melissa & Joey 46/NBC News Access Hol- Are You Minute to Win It “Opposites America’s Got Talent (N Love in the Wild (Season News (:35) The Tonight Show 6 Melissa Joan Hart is 35 — is that KTCW lywood (N) Smarter? Attract a Million” (N) Same-day Tape) Å Finale) (N) ’ Å With Jay Leno ’ Å too young to be a cougar? In this 51/PBS Nightly PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Nature “Fellowship of the NOVA Drilling beneath Oregon Lens David Suchet on the Orient PBS News- 7 new episode, Hart’s character, Mel KOAC Business Whales” Å (DVS) Antarctic ice. ’ Express Hour Å Burke, becomes involved with a (:00) The Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Billy the Ex- Billy the Ex- (12:01) Stor- A&E 24 23 Å Å Å Å Å younger man. Power, not romance, First 48 Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars (N) Wars (N) terminator terminator age Wars takes priority for her niece, Lennox Å ABC FAM 40 32 Still Stnd Melissa Melissa Melissa Melissa State of GA State of GA Melissa Melissa The 700 Club Whose? (Taylor Spreitler), who challenges a (:00) “Mad Max 2: The Road War- “Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome”››› (1985) Mel Gibson, Tina Turner. “Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome”››› (1985, Science AMC 68 24 ›››‡ Å Å classmate for the position of editor rior” (1981) Mel Gibson. Wasteland drifter Mad Max must fi ght a giant. Fiction) Mel Gibson, Tina Turner. of the school blog. Joey Lawrence ANPL 49 47 Hoarding Confessions: Hoarding Bedbug Apocalypse (N) Confessions: Hoarding Confessions: Hoarding Confessions: Hoarding Hoarding and Nick Robinson also star in BRAVO 62 46 Rocco’s Most Eligible Dallas Housewives/NJ Flipping Out Å Rocco’s Dinner Party Rocco’s Dinner Party “Young Love.” CNBC 65 Greed Crime Inc. Mad Money American Greed Crime Inc. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 9 p.m. on HIST CNN 35 35 Piers Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 John King, USA Piers You Don’t Know Dixie COM 64 98 (:26) Scrubs Daily Show Colbert Rep Chappelle’s Chappelle’s South Park South Park South Park Jon Daily Show Colbert Rep South Park The Union’s defeat of the Con- CW 12 14 King Seinfeld Seinfeld ’ America’s Next Model America’s Next Model Payne Browns Roseanne Roseanne South Park federacy in the Civil War brought Cash Cab Sons of Guns “American Sons of Guns “The Meat Sons of Guns “Grenade One Man Army “Deadliest Sons of Guns “Grenade One Man DISC 34 30 ’ Å Chopper Gun” ’ Å Chopper” ’ Å Launcher Silencer” (N) Guy on the Block” (N) Launcher Silencer” Å Army Å the Southern states back into the Good Luck Babysitter’s Wizards- Good Luck Shake It “Lemonade Mouth” (2011, Musical) Bridgit Mendler. Five Wizards- Babysitter’s Wizards- American fold, but in many ways, DISN 37 21 Charlie a Vampire Place Charlie Up! Å high-school students form a music group. Å Place a Vampire Place the two regions would remain di- E! 57 25 Kardashian E! News (N) Sex-City Sex-City “Sweet Home Alabama”›› (2002) Josh Lucas Chelsea Lat E! News vided, with the North inheriting MLB Base- Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Baseball NFL Live SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å MLB Base- the credit for its impact on history. ESPN 28 31 ball Tonight (N) (N) Å ball This new special uncovers hidden ESPN2 27 49 Nation World, Poker World, Poker SportsNation Å NASCAR NFL Yearbk NFL Yearbk NFL Yearbk SportCenter and surprising truths about how the South helped shape America. FNC 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren The O’Reilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye Some of today’s best-known South- FOOD 72 50 Iron Chef Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Food Truck Race Restaurant erners, including Trace Adkins and FX 31 Two Men Two Men Two Men “Bride Wars”›‡ (2009) Kate Hudson. Premiere. Rescue Me “344” (N) Rescue Me “344” Rescue Me 45 Jeff Foxworthy, also offer their in- “Predator 2”›› (1990) Danny Glover. Police offi cers lock “Big Trouble in Little China”››‡ (1986, Action) Kurt Russell, “The Sitter”›› (1991, Suspense) Kim Myers, “House- FXM 44 horns with a bloodthirsty alien. Å Kim Cattrall, Dennis Dun. Å Brett Cullen. Skull” sights on Southern culture. HGTV 50 43 First Place Hunters Int’l House Property Income Income Property Brothers (N) Hunters Int’l House Property Income 10 p.m. on KOBI KMTX HIST 41 34 Larry Larry the Cable Guy American Pickers Å You Don’t Know Dixie Insight on Southern culture. Ice Road Truckers Å Pickers Love in the Wild HLMRK 87 Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Frasier ’ Gold Girls It’s down to two couples, and ION 15 20 Without Without a Trace Å Without a Trace “Safe” Without a Trace Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Criminal Minds ’ Å Without their final challenge involves an LIFE 23 29 Mysteries Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Dance Moms Å Roseanne’s Roseanne’s Dance Moms (N) Å How I Met How I Met Chris overnight mission that will put their MSNBC 54 44 R. Maddow The Ed Show (N) The Last Word Rachel Maddow Show The Ed Show Hardball Chris Matthews Last Word relationship and their endurance MTV 26 17 ’70s Show True Life ’ Awkward. Awkward. Teen Mom ’ Å The Challenge: Rivals (N) The Challenge: Rivals ’ Jersey to the ultimate test. In the end, NAT GEO 73 (:00) Taboo Pint-Sized Preachers (N) Taboo “Prostitution” Taboo “Beauty” Pint-Sized Preachers Border Wars Slumdogs one couple will reveal whether their journey has led to love. Darren Mc- NICK 71 39 iCarly ’ iCarly ’ SpongeBob My Wife My Wife Lopez Lopez ’70s Show ’70s Show Married Married Married Mullen hosts the season finale. OXY 61 Snapped Snapped “Karen Tobie” Snapped Å Snapped “Lynn Turner” Snapped Å Snapped Å Snapped Mariners MLB Baseball Toronto Blue Jays at Seattle Mariners. From Safeco Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Mariners The Dan Patrick Show MLB Baseball: Blue Jays at 10 p.m. on BRAVO ROOT 38 99 Pregame Blackout) (Live) Postgame Mariners Rocco’s Dinner Party SPEED 58 53 My Ride The Car Show (N) Dumbest Dumbest My Ride My Ride The Car Show NASCAR Race Hub MotoGP It’s Liza Minnelli’s 65th birthday, SPIKE 69 38 Deadliest Deadliest Warrior ’ Deadliest Warrior Å Deadliest Warrior Å Deadliest Warrior (N) ’ Deadliest Warrior Å Ways to Die and restaurateur Antonio Betten- SYFY 43 40 Pirates Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters ’ Å Ghost Hunters Inter. Legend Quest Ghost Hunters Inter. Leg. Quest court, opera singer Lucia Palm- The King of Seinfeld “The Seinfeld ’ Å Meet the Meet the House of House of House of House of Conan (N) Lopez ieri and caterer Frank Piccione are TBS 33 10 Queens ’ Limo” Browns Browns Payne Payne Payne Payne Tonight (N) competing to put on a celebration “Maltese “Sahara”›››‡ (1943) Humphrey Bogart. Nazi troops harass “Beat the Devil”›››‡ (1954, Comedy-Drama) Humphrey “The Caine Mutiny”›››‡ (1954) Humphrey worthy of the star. In addition to TCM 51 26 Å Å Falcon” an Allied tank crew in the Sahara. Bogart, Jennifer Jones. Bogart, Jose Ferrer. Minnelli herself, the guest list in- TLC 42 41 (:00) LA Ink Addiction Addiction Hoarding: Buried Alive Pregnant Pregnant Outrageous Outrageous Pregnant Pregnant Outrageous cludes comedian Sandra Bernhard, TNT 36 42 (:00) Bones Bones ’ Å The Mentalist ’ Å The Mentalist ’ Å “Friday Night Lights”››› (2004) Premiere. Å Leverage designer Kenneth Cole, entertainer TOON 63 33 Johnny T Johnny T Hole in Wall Dude Destroy King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken Sam Harris and composer Martin TRVL 59 48 Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man v Food Man v Food Truck Stp Truck Stp Man, Food Dessert Man v Food Hamlisch in the season finale, “Liza TVLND 53 28 Sanford All-Family All-Family M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Raymond Raymond Cleveland Divorced Divorced Cleveland Retired at With a ‘B’!” (:00) NCIS NCIS “Hometown Hero” NCIS “SWAK” Biohazard Royal Pains “Run, Hank, Run” Necessary Roughness Dani Burn Notice “Hard Out” An Royal Pains 10 p.m. on TLC USA 45 15 ’ Å ’ Å Å Posthumous accusation. isolation. A runner struggles. treats a golf star. (N) extraction mission. Outrageous Kid Parties VS. 47 422 (5:00) “Point Break” Adv. Sports Out: The Glenn Burke Story “Point Break”››‡ (1991) Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves. Paint Zoom Returning for a new season to- WE 185 120 Bridezillas? Bridezillas Where Are Bridezillas Where? Bridezillas Where Are Ghost Whisperer Å Braxton Family Values Braxton ’ ’ night, this series focuses on de- WGN-A 14 How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) Scrubs Scrubs South Park South Park Entourage Enthusiasm Entourage Enthusiasm Paid Prog. ranged — or at least wildly doting (:10) “Major League II”›‡ (1994) Charlie “2 Fast 2 Furious”›› (2003, Action) Paul Walker, Tyrese, Eva “Don’t Be a Menace to South Central (:20) “Boyz N the — families who spend a small for- ENC 642 710 Sheen, Tom Berenger. ’ Å Mendes. ’ Å While Drinking Your Juice” Hood”›››‡ (1991) tune staging a virtual circus just to REAL Sports (:15) “Robin Hood”››‡ (2010) Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett. Robin and his Ring Life: True Blood Bill and Marnie “The Town”››› (2010) Ben Affl eck, Rebecca make sure their child has the party HBO 500 600 ’ Å ’ Å men battle the Sheriff of Nottingham. Floyd prepare to face off. Hall, Jon Hamm. of his lifetime — even if that lifetime (:15) “The Back-up Plan”›‡ (2010) Jennifer The Green Weeds (iTV) Inside NAS- Penn & Teller The Fran- Inside NAS- The Fran- The Green “Wild and is just six years long to date. In the SHO 600 660 ’ Å ’ Å Lopez. iTV. Room CAR (N) chise CAR (iTV) chise Room Wonderful” season premiere, a mom throws a (:00) “Letters to Juliet”›› (2010, Drama) “Cougar Club” (2007, Comedy) Jason Jurman, (:40) “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell”›‡ (2009, Comedy) “Frat Party” (2009) Randy TMC 620 690 ’ Å ’ Å ’ ’ Å “candy fantasy party” for her son’s Amanda Seyfried. Warren Kole. Matt Czuchry, Jesse Bradford. Wayne. preschool graduation. Page 30, The News-Review Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 THURSDAY AFTERNOON, AUGUST 18

12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 6:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg Central DC 4,13/CBS News Å The Bold and The Talk ’ Å Let’s Make a Deal (N) ’ Å Dr. Phil ’ Å The Oprah Winfrey Show Å News (N) Å CBS Evening News (N) Å 4 8 KPIC the Beautiful News/Pelley 4.2/This TV (11:30) “Octaman”› (1971, Horror) Pier Angeli, “Curse of the Faceless Man”› (1958) Richard Ander- “Empire of the Ants”›› (1977) Joan Collins. Radioactive waste turns “Toys in the Attic”››› (1963, Drama) Dean Martin, 292 KPIC Kerwin Mathews, Jeff Morrow. son, Elaine Edwards. Å normal ants into ravenous beasts. Å Geraldine Page, Yvette Mimieux. 5/NBC The Dr. Oz Show Five big cancer Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Paid Program Judge Hatchett The Dr. Oz Show Weight loss; plastic The Doctors Å News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) 5 5 KOBI risks for women over 40. Å surgery to avoid. Å News (N) ’ 8/PBS (11:30) Charlie Barney & Clifford the Big Sid the Science Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat WordWorld Å Wild Kratts ’ Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly Busi- 8 KSYS Rose Å Friends Å Red Dog Kid ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (EI) Å (DVS) (DVS) Company Ruffman ness Report 9/ABC All My Children (N) ’ Å One Life to Live (N) ’ Å General Hospital (N) ’ Å The Dr. Oz Show Weight loss; plastic Judge Judy Judge Judy News (N) Å ABC World News (N) Å 9 4 KEZI surgery to avoid. Å ’ Å ’ Å News 25/MYTV The People’s Court A defective roof Divorce Court Judge Alex America’s Funniest Home Videos Law & Order: Special Victims Star Trek: The Next Generation TMZ (N) ’ Å Family Feud The 700 Club Å 11 12 KEVU fl oods a house. Å ’ Å ’ Å Unit “Birthright” ’ Å “Birthright” Å ’ Å Body & Spirit Journeys ’n 3ABN Today Tiny Tots for Kids Time Kids Time Engage The Carter Report Central Study Hour Anchors of 30/IND 21 Dick Nunez. Journals Jesus Praise Truth 33/FOX The 700 Club Å New Adv./Old Friends ’ Å Frasier “Sharing Frasier ’ Å According to Everybody Two and a Half Two and a Half NFL Preseason Football Philadelphia Eagles at 13 11 KLSR Christine Kirby” ’ Jim ’ Å Hates Chris Men ’ Men ’ Pittsburgh Steelers. (N) ’ (Live) Å 46/NBC The Nate Berkus Show Solving Days of our Lives (N) ’ Å Swift Justice- Swift Justice- The Doctors Å The Ellen DeGeneres Show ’ Å KMTR News- News NBC Nightly 6 KTCW design dilemmas. Å Nancy Grace Nancy Grace Source at 5pm News (N) ’ 51/PBS Wyland’s Art Scandinavian Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Barney & Thomas & Cat in the Hat Arthur ’ (EI) Å WordGirl Å Wild Kratts ’ The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Wild Photo 7 KOAC Studio Å Cooking Friends Å Friends ’ Knows a Lot (DVS) (DVS) (EI) Å Company Ruffman Adventures The First 48 “Double Time” Two The First 48 A man is shot outside The First 48 “Friend or Foe; Code of The First 48 A man is found stabbed The First 48 “Frenzy; Hard Truth” The First 48 Cincinnati detectives The First 48 A&E 24 23 homicide cases. Å his home. Å Silence” Dice game. to death. Å Murder of two men. search for a shooter. “Double Time” ABC FAM 40 32 Still Standing Simple Rules Simple Rules Simple Rules My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Secret Life of American Teen Still Standing “Manchurian (:45) “End of Days”›‡ (1999, Horror) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gabriel Byrne, Kevin Pollak. An ex-cop must prevent “Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior”›››‡ (1981) Mel Gibson. Loner “Mad Max Beyond Thunder- AMC 68 24 Candidate” a woman from bearing the Antichrist. Å lawman Mad Max fi ghts bikers for wasteland gas. dome”››› (1985) Å ANPL 49 47 Animal Cops Houston Å Animal Cops Detroit ’ Å Animal Cops Houston Å Growing Up... “Lynx” Å I Shouldn’t Be Alive ’ Å The Most Extreme “Diggers” Untamed BRAVO 62 46 The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker The Millionaire Matchmaker Matchmaker CNBC 65 Closing Bell (N) ’ Å Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) BMW: A Driving Obsession Mexico- War CNN 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan COM 64 98 Ladies Man Com. Central Daily Show Colbert Report (1:59) “American Pie Presents: Beta House”›› (2007) Å Com. Central (:24) Futurama South Park (:25) Tosh.0 (5:56) Scrubs CW 12 14 TBA TBA TBA TBA Cops Å CW 2011 Fall The Tyra Show ’ Å Don’t Forget Don’t Forget ’70s Show ’70s Show King Biker Build-Off Eric Gorges; Cory American Chopper The OCC crew American Chopper Inspiration for American Chopper Finish the American Chopper Steve Wyrick- Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab “Make DISC 34 30 Ness. ’ Å creates a ’57 Chevy bike. Rick’s new bike. ’ Å fabrication of Rick’s bike. ’ ICEE. ’ Å it Rain” Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Up! Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Phineas and The Suite Life Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Shake It Up! Wizards of Phineas and DISN 37 21 Charlie Å Charlie Å “Party It Up” Waverly Place Waverly Place Waverly Place Ferb Å on Deck Charlie Å “informANT” “Model It Up” Waverly Place Ferb Å E! 57 25 E! News 20 Best and Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgery Stories Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Sex & the City Sex & the City “Sweet Home Alabama”›› (2002) Little League Baseball World Series: Teams TBA. From Williamsport, Pa. Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Little League Baseball World Series: Teams TBA. From ESPN 28 31 (N) (Live) Å Horn (N) ’ Interruption (N) Williamsport, Pa. (N) (Live) Å ESPN2 27 49 ATP Tennis Little League Baseball World Series: Aruba vs. Japan. (N) ATP Tennis MLS Soccer FNC 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) Å Hannity (N) FOOD 72 50 Best Dishes Down Home Contessa Giada Minute Meals Ingredient Fix Cook for Real Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Contessa Best Dishes Iron Chef FX 31 45 (11:30) “The Wedding Singer”››› (1998) “There’s Something About Mary”››‡ (1998) Cameron Diaz, Matt Dillon. “John Tucker Must Die”›‡ (2006) Jesse Metcalfe, Ashanti. Bride Wars (11:30) “Alaska Passage”›› “River of No Return”››› (1954, Western) Robert Mitchum. Raft pas- “The Edge”››‡ (1997) Anthony Hopkins, Alec Baldwin. A plane crash “The Star Chamber”››‡ (1983, Drama) Michael FXM 44 (1959, Drama) Bill Williams. sengers face rapids, outlaws and hostile natives. Å strands two rivals in the Alaskan wilderness. Å Douglas, Hal Holbrook. Å HGTV 50 43 House Hunters Int’l Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Design/Dime Genevieve Genevieve Bang, Buck Bang, Buck Curb/Block Curb/Block Property HIST 41 34 UFO Files Reverse-engineering alien technology. Å I Know What I Saw Å Conspiracy? Å UFO Hunters “Code Red” UFO Files HLMRK 87 Petkeeping Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons Å The Waltons “The Test” The Waltons “The Quilting” Little House ION 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program TriVita Paid Program Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Ghost Whisperer “Deja Boo” With’t a Trace LIFE 23 29 Desperate Housewives Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Grey’s Anatomy ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Cold Case Files ’ Å Unsolved Mysteries Å Projct Runway MSNBC 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews MSNBC Live (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Last Word R. Maddow MTV 26 17 Teen Mom “Without You” ’ Going Going Going Going Going Jersey Shore ’ Å Extreme Cribs ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show NAT GEO 73 Border Wars Giant Crystal Cave Make Me Superhuman Destruct Destruct Border Wars “Storm Surge” Salvage Code Red (N) Salvage Code NICK 71 39 The Fairly OddParents Å iCarly Å iCarly Å Victorious ’ Victorious ’ Big Time Rush Big Time Rush SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly Å OXY 61 (10:00) “Cold Mountain” Å “The Golden Compass”››‡ (2007) Nicole Kidman. Å “Alexander”›› (2004, Historical Drama) Colin Farrell, Angelina Jolie, Val Kilmer. Å Law Order: CI The Joy of Hawg Quest Action Sports World Champion- The Dan Patrick Show (N) Race Freaks (N) Golf Life ’11 Boys in the Hall Downunder High School Football Shriners East-West Game. ROOT 38 99 Fishing ships Horsemanship SPEED 58 53 NASCAR Racing From Michigan International Speedway, August 15, 2010. NASCAR Racing NASCAR Race Hub (N) Speedmakers Pinks - All Out SPIKE 69 38 CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n CSI: NY Decisions. ’ Å CSI: Crime Scene Investigat’n Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å Jail ’ Å SYFY 43 40 Alphas “Rosetta” Alphas “Never Let Me Go” Alphas “Beyond Sherwood Forest”›› (2009) Robin Dunne. Å “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves”››‡ House of Payne Meet the American Dad My Name Is Everybody- According to According to The Offi ce ’ Å Friends Å Friends ’ Å Everybody- Everybody- The King of TBS 33 10 Browns ’ Å Earl Å Raymond Jim ’ Å Jim ’ Å Raymond Raymond Queens Å (11:45) “Le Désordre et la Nuit”›› (1958) Jean “Maria Chapdelaine”›› (1983, Drama) Carole Laure. “La Bandera”››› (1935) Annabella. Premiere. A French murder suspect “Pepe Le Moko”››› (1937) Jean Gabin, Mireille TCM 51 26 Gabin. Premiere. (Subtitled-English) Premiere. (Subtitled-English) joins the Spanish legion. (Subtitled-English) Balin. Premiere. (Subtitled-English) TLC 42 41 What Not to Wear “Rita” ’ A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Baby’s First What Not to Wear “Debbie” Say Yes Say Yes Cake Boss ’ Cake Boss ’ LA Ink Å TNT 36 42 Las Vegas “White Christmas” Las Vegas ’ Å Cold Case “Detention” Å The Closer “The Big Bang” Bones ’ Å Bones ’ Å Bones Å TOON 63 33 Looney Tunes ’ Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Garfi eld Show 2 Stupid Dogs Johnny Test Sidekick Almost Naked Advent. Time Regular Show Squirrel Sidekick TRVL 59 48 Extreme Restaurants Å Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Hamburger Paradise Å Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food TVLND 53 28 Gunsmoke Å Gunsmoke “Gunfi ghter R.I.P.” Bonanza “The Return” Bonanza “Jonah” Bonanza “The Spotlight” Jeffersons (:42) Sanford & Son Å Suits “Identity Crisis” Harvey must House A 6-year-old girl collapses at House “House Training” A young House “Airborne” A possible conta- House “Resignation” A teenager NCIS “Kill Ari” Gibbs is determined to NCIS “Kill Ari” Å USA 45 15 work a case with Louis. day care. ’ Å scam-artist passes out. gious virus. ’ Å coughs up blood. Å stop Ari. Å VS. 47 422 Elk Fever Goin’ Country Heads-Up Poker (Taped) Adv. Sports Formula D Motorsports Hour Adv. Sports Adv. Sports WEC WrekCage Å Ult. Fighting WE 185 120 Bridezillas Danni loses it. Bridezillas “Suzy & Nicole” Ghost Whisperer ’ Å Charmed “Spin City” Å Charmed ’ Å Bridezillas “Tricia & Danni” Bridezillas WGN-A 14 Walker, Texas Ranger Å Jeannie Bewitched Cheers Å Cheers Å Dharma-Greg Dharma-Greg Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine How I Met (10:40) “Pan- “The Pianist”›››‡ (2002) Adrien Brody, Thomas Kretschmann, Frank Finlay. A Jewish musician (:05) “The Crush”›› (1993, Suspense) Cary Elwes, (:40) “The Haunting of Molly Hartley”›‡ (2008, “Robin Hood” ENC 642 710 dorum”›‡ witnesses the horrors of the Holocaust. ’ Å Alicia Silverstone. ’ Å Horror) Haley Bennett. ’ Å (11:00) “Amelia”›› (2009) Hilary “Date Night”››‡ (2010, Romance-Comedy) Steve “Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel”›› “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past”›› (2009) Matthew Unstoppable “Pure Country HBO 500 600 Swank. ’ Å Carell, Tina Fey. ’ Å (2009) Zachary Levi. ’ McConaughey, Jennifer Garner. ’ Å 2: The Gift” (11:45) “Double Identity” (2010, Suspense) Val Kilmer, “Fade to Black” (2006, Mystery) Danny Huston, Paz (:15) “Crazy Jones”››‡ (2000) Joe Aaron. iTV. A man who has Tourette’s “The Road”››› (2009, Drama) Viggo Mortensen, Kodi SHO 600 660 Izabella Miko. iTV. ’ Å Vega. iTV. ’ Å syndrome bonds with a 12-year-old girl. Smit-McPhee. iTV. ’ Å “Private Lives “My One and Only”››‡ (2009) Renée Zellweger. A woman takes her two “Bandslam”››› (2009) Aly Michalka. Young members of a rock band “Hurricane Season” (2009) Forest Whitaker. Displaced (:15) “Kings of TMC 620 690 of Pippa” sons and searches for a rich husband. ’ Å prepare for a musical battle. ’ Å students form a basketball team. ’ the Evening” Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 The News-Review, Page 31 THURSDAY EVENING, AUGUST 18 Don’t Miss 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 Drain Yoncalla Roseburg

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Donald Pleasence. brings baseball players ages 11- 5/NBC News (N) Entertain- The Insider Community Parks and The Offi ce 30 Rock Law & Order: Special News (N) (:35) The Tonight Show 5 5 12 from around the world to South ment ’Night Å ’ Å Recreation ’ Å Victims Unit ’ With Jay Leno ’ Å KOBI (N) “100” “Pop” Williamsport, Pa., to compete for 8/PBS PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Second The This Old House Hour Lark Rise to Candleford California’s Vine Talk Charlie Rose (N) ’ Å Democracy 8 the world championship. The ac- Opinion ’ ’ Å ’ Å Green ’ Å Now! KSYS tion begins today with the regional 9/ABC News (N) Å Entertain- The Insider Wipeout Contestants face Expedition Impossible Rookie Blue Protecting an News (N) Å (:35) Night- Jimmy Kim- 9 4 winners competing in the pool-play ment ’Night (N) Å challenges. (N) ’ Å (N) ’ Å informant from a gang. line (N) mel Live (N) KEZI round. ESPN, ESPN2 and ABC will 25/MYTV (:00) The Dr. Phil ’ Å The Oprah Winfrey Without a Trace A thug Without a Trace A teenage Curb Your Entourage My Name Is 11 12 combine to televise 32 live games KEVU 700 Club Show Å abducts Elena’s daughter. girl disappears. ’ Enthusiasm ’ Å Earl Å through Aug. 28. ABC airs the U.S. Anchors of 3ABN Today Live Better Life Signs of the Gospel Time Out Knowing God Issues and Footsteps- The Robe 30/IND 21 Truth Today Times Outreach Answers Paul and International championships Aug. 27 and the championship 33/FOX (5:00) NFL Preseason Football Philadelphia Friends ’ Å How I Met/ Family Guy King of the Fox News at (:35) Family Everybody- Everybody- (12:05) 13 11 KLSR Eagles at Pittsburgh Steelers. 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McKidd, Emma Cleasby. Danny Dyer, Laura Harris. McDowell. child.” Page 32, The News-Review MOVIES Roseburg, Oregon, Currents—Thursday, August 11, 2011 In movies, no marriage woes are irreconcilable JAKE COYLE Happy marriages are almost as AP Entertainment Writer uncommon in movies as ration- al divorces. EW YORK (AP) — In Several stars have remarried the movies, there’s often their exes. Elizabeth Taylor and Nno such thing as irrec- Richard Burton tried it in 1975, oncilable differences. but it only lasted a year. Robert Hollywood adheres to many Wagner and Natalie Wood mar- clichis, but one of its more ried a second time in 1972 and interesting habits is its insis- remained together until Wood tence on reuniting divorced or died nine years later. Melanie separated parents. On the big Griffith and Don Johnson twice screen, exes are magnetically married, and twice divorced. pulled together, much to the Eminem and his wife, Kimber- glee of their children. ly, married in 1999 and 2006, Going by the movies, one the second time lasting about would think most divorces three months. Earlier this year, ended in reconciliation. Of Marie Osmond married her first course, remarrying an ex- husband, 26 years after they spouse is a rarity. Statistics on it divorced. are hard to come by, but nearly The Associated Press Dr. Robert Epstein, a psy- half of first marriages in the Steve Carell, left, and Julianne Moore are shown in a scene from “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” When chologist and author of parent- United States end in divorce, Carell's character learns that his wife (Moore) has cheated on him, they split and he starts ing guide books, thinks Holly- and more than 60 percent of sleeping all over town. But he, taking inspiration from his young son, eventually realizes his wood’s feeding of reconcilia- second marriages do. true love for his wife and their reunion seems promising. tion fantasies “does no harm at Yet the movies keep coming, all.” constantly urging the nuclear before, “instead of showing us help him reconnect to his two period melodrama “Mildred “Hollywood is about fantasy family back together. This sum- how change can be a good children, to nature and to his Pierce,” nominated for a lead- and happy endings, and the mer (the following will include thing.” former self. His wife (Carla ing 21 Emmys this year, it’s downside of disappointment is spoilers), both “Popper’s Pen- It was the philosopher Stan- Gugino) gradually softens and domestic upheaval involving a more than offset by the uplift of guins” and the “Crazy Stupid ley Cavell who first termed the the two begin formally dating child that leads to remarriage. hope,” says Dr. Epstein. Love” have featured separated movie genre “comedies of again. “Crazy Stupid Love” is more There are, of course, numer- parents again finding romance remarriage.” Looking at films It’s remarkably similar in squarely aimed at adults than ous authentic movies about between themselves. of the ‘30s, he noticed the trend plot to another Carrey film, “Mr. Poppers,” but its journey divorce and children. Noah Such films, though, are seen in screwball classics like “His 1997’s “Liar Liar,” in which from separation to divorce is Baumbach’s semi-autobio- by some as indulging in an Girl Friday,” “The Philadelphia forced honesty restores him more unlikely. When Steve graphical “The Squid and the unrealistic and unhealthy fanta- Story” and “The Awful Truth.” (again playing a coldhearted Carell’s character learns that his Whale” (2005) portrayed the sy for children. Divorce is diffi- But in those films, children businessman) to his old self and wife (Julianne Moore) has confusion and pain two young cult enough for kids to accept, are not involved. The closest his ex-wife. (Carrey’s “Eternal cheated on him, they split and boys experience when their the argument goes, without they come is Mr. Smith, the fox Sunshine of the Spotless he starts sleeping all over town. parents separate and try daily- Hollywood promoting remar- terrier that Irene Dunne and Mind,” too, was considered by But he, taking inspiration from alternating custody. riage like it was the only truly Cary Grant fight over in “The some critics to be a modern his young son, eventually real- “Kramer vs. Kramer” (1979) happy ending for a family. Awful Truth.” example of the 1930s comedy izes his true love for his wife and “The War of the Roses” Speaking about “Mr. Pop- The granddaddy of the of remarriage.) and their reunion seems prom- (1989) showed the bitterness of per’s” (a film aimed squarely at remarriage film with children is Dr. Simon Casey, therapist ising. divorce. 2009’s “It’s Compli- children) on “Ebert Presents: At 1961’s “The Parent Trap,” and author of “Couples in “Ultimately we wanted the cated” found the comedy in the Movies,” Mubi.com film which has been remade several Chaos,” believes any such trend sense that there’s an unbeliev- Meryl Streep’s late dalliance critic Ignatiy Vishnevetsky times, including a 1998 version might simply be filmmakers able gravity pulling them with a former husband (Alec called such plot lines “danger- with a young Lindsay Lohan. working out their own issues. together, but circumstance is Baldwin). It’s not emotionally ous.” As a child of divorce, he’s In “The Parent Trap,” twin “It is an unhealthy proposi- driving them apart,” says John hard for the children — they’re sensitive to movies that sell a daughters conspire to reunite tion, but then again, I don’t Requa, who co-directed the mostly grown, and far more false sense that the marital their parents. believe that is what motivates film. level-headed than their parents. problems that lead to divorce “It’s not unusual for kids to Hollywood,” says Dr. Casey. “I Moore acknowledges “there It might be surprising, but can be quickly patched up. have fantasies of reconcilia- sometimes wonder if some of is a fantasy about giving every- “Mrs. Doubtfire” (1993) and “I feel like if you’re going to tion,” says Christy Buchanan, these films are the direct result thing a happy ending,” but she “The Santa Clause” (1994) are make a film for an audience of professor of psychology at of their unresolved personal believes there’s truth to such the rare movies that end both children, you have to acknowl- Wake Forest University and co- experience they put on the stories. optimistically and with accept- edge that children are actually author of “Adolescents After screen to create their own “I just had a friend of mine ance of divorce. In both films, fairly smart,” says Vishnevet- Divorce.” “So to the extent that escapism.” that had separated from her the fathers (Robin Williams, sky. “Playing into these wish- Hollywood perpetuates the Often cataclysm brings exes husband, she suddenly had this Tim Allen) go to great lengths fulfillment fantasies over and notion that this can happen for back together. When faced with revelation that she wanted to be to stay present in their chil- over isn’t necessarily the best kids who are experiencing this world destruction, petty squab- with him again,” says Moore. dren’s lives after divorce. thing. Acknowledging the reali- type of longing, that could be bles recede and ex-husbands “She felt that their family In “The Santa Clause,” all ty of how things work might be difficult for families.” finally shine. They include: deserved another chance. So I Santa’s son needs to do is shake better.” In “Mr. Popper’s,” Jim Car- “Outbreak” (1995), “The Day do think that that stuff hap- a snow globe, and his father He sees the source of such rey plays a real estate developer After Tomorrow” (2004), pens.” will swing by in sleigh, ready films as part of Hollywood’s who has turned cold and overly “Independence Day” (1996), And certainly, Hollywood for a father-son adventure — nostalgic tendency to reassure career-focused. When a ship- “2012” (2009) and “War of the has always been interested in just so long as he has him back us about how things were ment of penguins arrives, they Worlds” (2005). In the HBO extreme and unlikely tales. to mom’s at a decent hour.