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The different paths of feminism Pika member BY LAURA FASBACH Managing Editor As the third generation of feminism reforms African-American women's experiences are to become more inclusive, African-American accUsed of women may be less likely to associate sometimes overlooked by the movement. themselves with the movement. While black women are achieving goals parallel to feminist ideals, fighting for heritage in most cases takes precedence over gender. "My stance is I'm sexual assault an African-American before I'm a woman," Nicole Holder (AS A university student says she was SR) says. "Not every woman accosted at a fraternity party. can speak about being a feminist." BY ROB WHERRYo of Students' ] office, no charges True. AND BRIAN HIGKEY would be brought against Pi Kappa Staff Editors But this belief Alpha," Brooks said. "It would be could stem from A female university student has handled like any other studen~ perceptions rooted in filed a report of sexual assault group." the past. against a Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity Pi Kappa Alpha Fraternity Katherine Conway­ brother after he allegedly accosted President Jason Bergey was not able Turner, director of the her at an Oct. 29 party at the to be reached for comment. · Women's Studies fraternity house on Wyoming Road, Flatley said the Delaware State department, says University Police said. A uorne y General's office was traditionally feminism University Police Capt. Jim contacted to assist in the case, but, has been considered a Flatley said the department received as of press time, no formal charges wh·ite, middle-class the complaint the next morning, but had been filed with either office movement. waited to release details of the pending further investigation. "Black women don't align themselves with crime until after the' victim had He added that Brooks will not feminism," Conway-Turner says. "They are · received counseling. become involved in the case until reluctant. to, because historically they have been "As far as we're concerned, the the two offices feel it warrants left out." person under investigation is action by the university's judicia! When it comes to the African-American innocent of the charges," said Jay system. movement, however, females on campus have Long, a Pi Kappa Alpha member. Deputy Bobby O'Neil of the state achieved leadership positions. Police have not released the Attorney General's Office refused Rhonda Tsoi-A-Fatt (EO SO), president of names of either the suspect or to comment on the specifics of the the Black Student Union (BSU), says she is a victim, and charges are pending, case, saying, "There is an ongoing feminist to the extent that "women can do Flatley said. investigation into the case." · anything men can do." Dean of Students Timothy F. John O'Keefe (AS SR), president Tsoi-A-Fatt, who was raised in a single­ Brooks said if the case is forwarded Of the Inter-Fraternity Council, said parent household, s ays she has always identified to his office, the complaint will be he was not aware of the accusations. with her mother's strength. "You learn to see handled on an individual basi s and "This is the first I've heard of the that gender doesn't make much of a difference." the fraternity would not be held incident, and I'll make an inquiry Or does it? responsible for the suspect's into it either later tonight or "As an African-American woman, I feel I actions. tomorrow," O'Keefe said. "I was made aware of this Newark Police Lt. Alexander von see FEMINISM page A4 incident almost immediately, and if Koch said he was not made aware the case were to come to the [Dean of the case.

It's easier Purdue University officials found a student with information about entering other to make people's .accounts, including more than 2,300 at the University of Delaware. the grade Computer passwords stolen A resolution to ban BY GRAHAM SEGROVES various types, said Susan messages or to send messages to others. "We found files. of passwords that Student Affairs Editor Allmendinger, assistant director of Scott Ksander, assistant director of appeared to be from other universities," excessive The university moved to secure more systems security and access. Some were Purdue's computing center, said it was he said. "There was no evidence that in ·• weighting on end­ than 2,300 mainframe computer student electronic mail accounts and not known if or how the Delaware fact they had even been used; they were • accounts Tuesday after a Purdue some were used for computing science, accounts had been used. simply in his possession." of-the-semester University student was found in Allmendinger said. He said his office worked with Ksander said there were "a few" possession of the passwords to those "We found that hackers had violated Purdue's office of the dean of students other universities whose computers exams is approved. accounts. the security of more than 2,300 and Purdue campus police to determine were a,ccessed by the student, that passwords had been stolen. though he said he could not name BY ROB WHERRY Delaware's office of Computing and accounts," she said. "We don't know Contributing Editor Network Services issued new [what was being done with those "It was a student who w-as an those schools. pass words to prevent unauthorized accounts]. They may have been doing employee of the computer science Knowing. the passwords to thousands At the end of every semester, access to accounts that Purdue nothing." department," Ksander said. "As a result of accounts, the Purdue student students rush to finish all the University officials said had been A password is like a key that allows of some almost incidental info, the possibly could have read other people's work piling up on their desks "cracked" - their security breached - electronic mail or used the accounts as while struggling to read users to access university computers . student fell under some suspicion of by a student there. to a basis for other "mischief," he said. textbooks on the fly to prepare Students must enter their passwords having potential access to some The Delaware accounts were of be able to read their electronic mail accounts here on campus. for brutal final exams. see PURDUE page A4 Beginning Spring 1994, some of the stress might be relieved, for a smaller percentage of a student's total grade will be riding on these examinations. Woo recovers from brain surgery The Faculty Senate passed a measure Monday, 51-1 with one BY STACEY BERNSTEIN experience headaches, Katy said. While it is not definite exactly when abstention, preventing any Administrative News Editor "You take a couple of aspirin and he plans to return to the university, professor from giving an S.B. Woo, professor of physics, is think nothing of it," she said. Katy said, "It could possibly be examination, quiz or test recovering after brain surgery two But the headaches continued and between two and five weeks." v a! ued at more than 25 weeks ago. slight numbness set in. Woo said his Physics 201, 207 and percent of a total grade "I'm very anxious to get back," After seeing a neurologist, Katy 600 classes were taken over by other during the last five days of Woo said, "as soon as the doctors let Woo said he had "non-malignant faculty. the regular semester. ·me." surgery" to relieve his condition. However, Katy said, his return This is down from the current Released from Christiana Hospital Two weeks after the operation, Katy depends on the doctor's re-evaluation 33 percent limit. Wednesday, Woo had "non-malignant said, her husband is making strides of of her husband 's condition. The resolution first appeared brain surgery" as a result of a sporting progress. She said she is relieved to see her before the Faculty Senate in accident Oct. 9, his wife, Katy Woo, "He's walking more and more each husband "doing fine" after going September, but was voted down said. day," she said optimistically. through this serious surgery. because there was not a At a Senior Olympic volleyball Woo served one term as former "After two weeks, I 'm finally consideration given to different match, Woo dove for the ball, landing lieutenant governor of Delaware in waking up from the nightmare," she instructional practices, such as on his elbow, not his head. 1984 and unsuccessfully ran for Senate said. THE REVIEW /File Photo clinical experience, laboratory Approximately a week after the in 1988 and the House of "You sometimes wish it was you, Former Lieut. Governor and current university professor S.B. see GRADE page AS incident, the 56-year-old began to Representatives in 1992. instead of the one you love." Woo is recovering from brian surgery.

CONTENTS INSIDE REVIEW KEEPING TABS On Nov, 3 1988, Campus Flash.A2 Section 2 ...... 81 The student rushes up to the desk Weekly World Raymond I. Peters Police Reports.A2 Changing and asks "Whare's the Blue and News reports of a Ill announced his Freshman Channels ...... B2 Gold room?" The student next to youngster in resignation as Daze ...... A2 Movie lines ..... B2 WEATHER him wants to know where he gets Frankfurt, executive assistant Health&Life .... A2 Sports ...... BS his football tickets. Welcome to the Germany who How it Works.A4 Recruiting wars ... BS Today will be partly cloudy with actually may be a to then-university highs in the mid 50s, followed by a life of a Student Center Info. Desk president E.A. World Briefs ...... A3 Classifieds ...... B8 worker. On AS. space alien Trabant. Peters In Review & Opinion .. . clear night with lows in the mid abandoned at a In his show at the Stone Balloon, said the job took • Pearlman on Keita Malloy 30s. Saturday should be UFO landing site. Matthew Sweet's usual melodic ==-=;;_:_-=,too much time for • O'Donnell on The Delawarean unseasonably warm with temps in The kids has a the 60s, but unfortunately rain and sound was reminiscent of a hard­ him to enjoy it. • Orlando on Antioch College strange rubber face. SPACE CHILD T-showers will come for the ride. core Seattle-based band. On 81. A2. THE RMEw• November 5, 1993

Freshman Daze A look at UD A freshman walk happenings CAMPUS FLASH on the wild side ·· Ail that jazz hour and add a perfect touch 10 my maning travels. As part of the !larent' s Day By I can't help laughing. To further complicate the general ~ festivities, Saturday will be a Meredith day of jazz at the university chaos of deadlines, exams, research when Charlie Haden and his Cohen papers and dysfunctional microfilm critically acclaimed Quartet machines, is a rmraarWm I receive in West will perform for parents, the mail that day. The memorandum, students and faculty. Haden, a Every time I set out to wrire ooe of am I encourage anyone willing ro rell me composer and band leader who these articles, it's like stepping into a exactly what that word means, was has been called a "poet" of the confessimal. Ft freshmen, every day I drag "Fa-give me Ms. Advisa but I have During the 1960s, Haden myself out of bed am go to classes. Ma;t sinned. I think I want to change my recorded with jazz greats such as of the time, I don't oversleep and I majoc. but I'm oot sme to what. Sooy, I John Coltrane, Archie Shepp and actually show up. One particular day have no C31'ee!' aspiralims." Pee Wee Russell, as well as while strolling to class and gazing out at With that they will JrObably kick me out yelling "cane when you know ' touring with Keith Jarrett. sceni: Newark, reality sJawerl Ire in the fil:e. OOck In 1969, Haden and Carla After 12 years of myths am legenls, what the hell you're doing with your ' Bley assembled 11 musicians, I'm actually in college. I can't even life." Does anyone else share in this among them Don Cherry and picture my high school anymore, and dilemma or have sympathy for 1 Gato Barbieri, under the name after spending three years there, I can't inlecisioo? With that I'll be back to my walk, 1 Liberation Music Orchestra. remember what it was like to walk This group went on to make a through its halls. Even crazier is that I strolling again in partial astmishment. So THE REVIEW I ).Hollada • record that became a milestone can ocwally get aroorxl the C3IIlJ1IS, when · this is higher education? Newarlc, bane • in recorded jazz, winning I DOUBLE DOG DARE YA! They often say two is better than one (unless you have to pooper normally I can't fmd my way out of a of the marauding masturbator and the • France's Grand Prix Charles scoop) These two pups chill out on Main St earlier in the week. paper bag. "grunge look for less." Every time I ' Cross and Japan's Gold Disc Whm I go hmle, my bed OOesll'tfeel begin to wooder how to get a new sense • Award. moment." streets at the site, according to The center will incorporate a quite right and at school my bed isn't of relevancy, well, I'm just disru~Xf:d by Haden made his debut as a Haden and· his quartet will John Brook, vice president of movie theatre for 3"00 patrons perfectly comfortable either. Maybe I those darn bells. With all this pressure small-group leader with Quartet­ perform Saturday at 8 p.m. in government and public relation ' · and a food court dining facility. should try someone else's bed, as was and confusion at least I can laugh. , West in 1987, and the group Mitchell Hall. For ticket "Now we have the space to go In addition, there will be study .polirely suggested in the past. but that's Besides, the guys walking behind me performed to critical acclaim infonnation, call831-2204. forward with the project as lounges, a computer site, not quite the issue. seem to agree. kiOO of. throughout the world. planned," he said. "The. complex bookstore annex and meeting This is a time of odd transitim am we "Tailgating is getting so txring, IMl." The quartet's third and most All systems are go will be an asset to the university rooms for student groups. almost have to · .choose what's Yeah, man. Tailgating. What the hell? • recent recording, "Haunted and Newark." Along with the student center, comf

Jeff Pearlman ~irvana of the soul ·and the spirit Editor in Chief Adrienne Mand BY 'MEL!SSA JYRRELL important," Simons said. "Without identify in a ~imilar way,", he said. relationship. with God relax him. Senior Art Aranilla said being a flcecuti~~e Editot: Copy Editor spiritual health, people will feel Simons added the study should He said they give him hope which devout Catholic eventually grew to ' Jason Garber Brandon Jamison ·Involve,m_en ~ in organized they are missing something have include,d the Eastern religious helps him in decision making. be harmful to his mental well Editot~l Editor ,;:: · M~fYBinB Editot religion can benefit people with powerful and significant in the aspect of meditation, which has "When I' m dealing w ith a being. mild depression, anxiety and a meaning of life. benefits similar to those of prayer. problem, I almost have to psych Aranilla, who spent three years in -Laura Fasbach RDtlyn Furman sense of unhappiness, a recent "However, I don't think spiritual "In Eastern religions, meditation myself up for it," he said. "I have studying Catholic theology,. Rebecca Tollen report from the National Institute health is contingent upon organized is a very important, very powerful to get everything upstairs straight said he found the meaning M.,"fPnB Special l'rojeds Edit~ for Health Care Research said. religion," he said. technique to relieve tension and first. component of religion "hurt" him. ·According to the repon, research Therefore, Simons said he agrees stress, which make psychological "Going to church and praying, I "Personally, it is a restriction on Walter M. Eberz has found certain dimensions of with the St\ldy that religion may problems worse," he said. find stability which will extend into free thought in many cases," he ~nJflir¥1 Photoflraphy Editor religion such as ceremony, provide relief for anxiety, stress or Freshman Brian Hudson said he my decision making," Scurto said. said. "In Catholi9ism, a big X is Kyle M. Madden meaning, social support, prayer and depression, However, he said many also strongly agrees that Eastern lje said he does not think any of placed over speculation and Adw!rti$j'W DirectOr relationship with God to be of the benefits may be incidental. religions and tneditation should be the benefits he finds could be found progressive thinking." beneficial to mental health. For example, Simons said, the included in the study. by someone who does not find any However, Aranilla said he Eric Volker While researchers admit studies social support found in religion is Hudson, who said he "tends meaning in religion. understands how the study could be ' MvertisitJB l'roduction SupetVi$01 are still unconfirmed, they cite that toward Zen Buddhism with a "You might get benefit out of true. He said he thinks religious 84% of published findings mixture of Shamanism and religion by accident without feeling ceremonies can provide a structure Gary Cox e~mined from 1978 to 1989 Taoism," said meditation helps him the meaning of religion," he said. or order that depression takes Cotn!JUer Networlcitw N/min.isiiatot with self-control, concentration, demonstrate religious involvement "But by stumbling upon them, they away. Sedric Toney . is beneficially affective. relaxation and anxiety. won't last very long." Still, Aranilla said, "I felt that if l'ulJidty Directot ' However, a distinction needs to "Meditation is a higher and Indeed, the study reports the I didn't become agnostic, I would be made between organized available from many other kinds of better form of prayer," he said. category of n.eaning and purpose to somehow lose some sanity." Lynn Schoenbeck religion and spirituality when organizations. "You are not begging God to get be the least beneficial. It also stated Senior Etai Belinky, however, Alicia Olesinski understanding the correlation "If someone is part of a religious rid of problems you should undo in some instances it could even be said he turned to Judaism more as Business ,.,._.. between religion and mental health, group," he said, "the support they yourself." harmful. he grew older and learned more Copy Editors ...... '. .... :·...... said Nick Simons, a counseling gain from having friends with However, Aaron Scurto, a Simons explains that "because about it. Christine GaliWO psychologist at the Center for similar interests would help them freshman who attends services at someone feels they ought to be "I'm not a philosopher, but I am . Tracy larPY Counseling and Student feel better about themselves. the Worldwide Church of God in participating in organized religion very connected with my religion," Tl'ild Manza Development. "In terms of support groups, Newark, said prayer works well for and because they may not want to, Belinky said'. "I feel I fmd strength Sandy Ormsbee " Physical, psychological and mental health can be helped from him. he or she may be feeling in going to services, singing and Meli1sa Tyrrell spiritual health are each other groups with which you Scurto said prayer and his inadequate and guilty." praying." _Erir:nainfT!ent Edito/. :~.~~~~., " Glenn Slavin, ~t~s Ef!itor. ··· · · ·· · ·· T ·· i.i~ - ~~ Graphics Editors ...... : . :~ . Jennifer Mill ~ Police Reports John Ottinger News Editors ...... Stacey Bernstein lf> am.I015 pm. Wemesday, is valued a Cars vandalized on laird she 'Milktll oolb: mall, University Mary Desmond 1\fu:sail. sro, police said. Lisa Goodman Campus IWce said lb: viitim spa)Ullb: Brian Hickey !iiSpOCl with pewtY S{I3Y 101 he 000 lb: Laura Jefferson -Song E. Janene Nolan !On!. 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News BY MARY OESMOND mailed to the Bo8rd of Elections. District Attorney Ron Castille is the new the court. AND KRISTIN FARLEY Due to a recount, the winner of the member of the state's Supreme Court, Virginia - George F. Allen, a , ~ff Reporters election has not been determined. defeating Democrat Ru ssell M. Nigro . former congressman, was the first • Summary PHILADELPHIA - Lights went up, Si milar to the Marks-Stinson election for Republican elected Virginia's governor music boomed and spirits lifted as The Republican• Party swept the state senate, the race was close; Castille in 12 years . Democratic candidate Bill Stinson made elections in close, yet dramatic, victories won 965,243 votes, Nigro 917 ,273. With the help of Christian BRITISH BOY ADMITS TO his way through a crowd of avid in New York, New Jersey, Virginia and lndependent candidate Robert B. Surrick conservatives and anti-abortion activists, KILLING TODDLER supporters Wednesday mornipg after a Pennsylvania. The elections are seen as lagged far behi nd with 106, 079. Allen defeated former Attorney General neck to neck baule for the open seat on a backlash against Clinton's Democratic Cas tille, who advocated an end to the Mary Sue Terry 752,527 to 532,341 An 11-year-old boy in Preston, the Pennsylvania State Senate. Party, similar to the voter response that election of statewide judges, will be the after 7 5 percent of the vote had been Eng1and,.told police Tuesday that he and a At 12:30 a.m •. television polls still carried him into office. only Republ ican of the seven judges on counted. friend beat a 2-year-o1d to death as the displayed Republican candidate Bruce New Jersey - A controversial bleeding child tried to stagger to his feet. Marks in the lead for Pennsylvania's campaign for New Jersey governor Prosecutor Richard Henriques told the Second District by more than 100 votes. ended in the upset of incumbent Jim court the two boys, who were 10 -years~ld Despite this, Stinson finally appeared Florio and a narrow victory for at the time of the killing, were chronic liars in front of his anxious supporters in republican Christine Todd Whitman. and tried to blame each other. Juniata Park, with the unofficial' word The state's first woman governor had a A New York mayoral The boys, known as child A and child B, that he had prevailed in this baule with come-from-behind win with 1,175, 628 are accused of abducting the toddler from a the new title, Senator Bill Stinson. votes. Florio tallied with 1,208,806. shopping mall and dragging the crying baby Both surprise and relief filled the New York - The first Republican to a deserted railroad track. The body was banquet hall as Stinson's supporters since 1965, Rudolph Giuliani unseated race turned racial found in two pieces. New York Mayor David Dinkins. In heard their "family man" had pulled Another university student from New Child B initially denied ever seeing the ahead. At the same time, right around addition to being one of the closest Ym City, lx>wever, woold like to see sane toddler, but after being pressed by his the comer, Marks' supporters were also mayoral races in New York 's history, Questions are changes with the rewly-deaed mayor. mother the boy confessed. claiming victory. with Giuliani earning 903,114 votes Brian Garguilo (AS JR) fran SWm ~ He said: "We started throwing bricks at A full day after 99 percent of the compared to Dinkins' 858,868, it was raised about voter said he voted for Giuliani because he saw him. A big steel bar knocked him out ... [He) votes had been counted, with Marks also very racially divided. wm in fell over and kept getting back up again.'' leading 19,568 to Stinson's 19,540, both According to the Philadelphia Daily intentions. reverse diserirninatioo while Dinkins The boys are the youngest children to candidates continued to claim victory. News, the exit polls showed three­ OffiCe. BY E. IANENE NOlAN Gm-guilo, a crimiriai justice major, said he ever be charged in Britair,l with first-degree Marks, however, went to court fourths of the white vote went to AssociareNewsfdlrx is concerned with the discrimination in the murder. Wednesday, reported the Philadelphia Giuliani, while Dinkins earned nearly all The century's first Republican mayor of New YOO: City Police Department. He said Inquirer, claiming "massive fraud" in the Mrican-American and two-thirds of New York Oty, RudolJX! Giuliani, defeJI!fd the department hires officers based upon GERMAN SKINHEADS TARGET absentee balloting and asking a Common the Hispanic votes. incumbent David N. Dinkins in a narrow miruity BLACK DREXEL LUGER Pleas judge to toss out about 1,200 votes Pennsylvania - Former Philadelphia quow. victay Tuesday that raised questions about It was getting harder for a white male to the rmtives behini the voters' decisioos. Neo-Nazi skinheads with shaved heads, get hiied, he said, and Giuliani woo1d rather Some university students, who are also have the b!st man for the job. bomber jackets and stomping boots New York City residents, feel the election swaggered into a bar in eastern Germany. "Dinkins is llXl'C of a racist," he said, IDi carried rocial tension right to the polls. OOded, ''Diltkim used hi<; race as his pad'am A 20-year-old member of the U.S. ''It's bockwards that peq>le are still voting Olympic luge team and a popular Drexel to get the bJa:ks' VOle." ~ oo race," said Kim Skelton (BE JR), Suzy Freedman (AS SR) from Queens University junior from Philadelphia was the secaxl vice president of the Block Student was nOl able to vote, but said she wwld have only black person in the room. Unim Robert Pipkins did {lOt realize he should voted for Giuliani because Dinkins was too Skelton, a native of the Bronx borough in passive to hold the position of mayor of the be worried, but his white teammate, Duncan New York City, said she voted by absentee Kennedy, did. ' largest city. ballot f

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BY COA01 WISS Paul Duer (AS JR) said his Park Road, and I get most of my studying Wli!pcnr Place apartment is where he studies done there when business is slow," Big test tomorrow. The rooouna1e best. Graham said. has friends over, the library has too "If there's something good on Even with these new places to many diSII"'ICtims and the study lounge television. I can walch it and I can also st~Jdy , the library still remains a is too cold. study during commercial breaks," popular study place for many die­ WhaliOdo? Duer said. "You would be surprised hards. Jen Meeker (PE JR) said the St. how much work you can get done ''The library is the best place for me Thomas More Oratory, located on during commercial breaks." to study because I live with five other Lovett Avenue, is an excellent place to Students making last-minute roommates in my apartment so there's get her W«k dooe. preparations for exams can also be just too many distractions at my "I prefer the Oratory because it's found in residence hall study lounges. place," Alyson Mitchell (ED SO) said. very quiet and there are no distractioos. Stephan Parisi (BE SO) said, "It "I get my best studying done when I "'There's also free food, and it's a seems as if everyooe is down there to go to the library 10 a nice little cubicle lovely studying envirorunent," Meeker study, and people are very quiet and facing the wall," Mitchell said. said. respectful toward your studying rights. Although some students preferred With all the and comforts of home, "In the lit:nry, there are too many the library, they lJ8reed some parts of many students said they prefer 10 study distractions because you always see the library are not conducive to getting in their residence hall rooms or people you know and others talk too studying done. apartments. loud." Parisi added. "The library is good to study in if " I get most of my best studying Felicia Uman (AS JR) said the you find a secluded spot because done in my room at the Towers Christiana Commons study lounge is there's too many distractions at other because it' s such a familiar and the best place for her to buckle down parts of the library," Dave Daniels (EO comfortable environment for me 10 get and hit the books. SO) said. my worlc dooe," Christine Fiore (AS "I go to the Commons to study AI Carbonara (AS JR) said he liked SO) said. because it's very quiet and, unlike the the library, but not only for study Carolyn Hoptins (NU SO) said, "I library, there are very few pwposes. usually study in my room because it's distractions," Uman said. "In a cubicle on the third floor in always quiet and there aren't too many English Professor Charles Robinson the library is the best place for me to disaactions." offered a tip for students who need a study because it's free of noise But a quiet environment and a lack good place to get quality studying distractions and there's plenty of good­ of disaactions are not the ooly benefits done: looking girls to look at as well," of studying at home. "I always found that vacant carbonara said. "My room is more coovenlent for classrooms are good places 10 study in Julie Shernius (ED JR) refused to me 10 study in beca1se I have access 10 because it's so quiet and few say where her favorite study place is: all of my sources, such a notebooks distractioos take place," Robinson said .' "It's my little secret because if THE REVIEW ,Wallet M. Eberz and rea.: ; ~ materials," Jen Irwin (AS Garth Gra1wn (AS JR) sajd he does everybody found out about it, I The second floor of the Morris Library is a popular yet noisy place for students to get some work done. JR) said. "I can also find time to take his best studying in the actual "work" wouldn't get any studying done with Actually, the St. Thomas More Oratory is considered the most quiet place to lift some books and short power naps that I wouldn't feel envirorunent. all of the distractions that would take prepare for a test. Students also list their own rooms as great spots to read because, as Christine Fiore comfortable taking in the lit:nry." "I worlc at the Sunoco on Elkton place," Sherni!JS said. says "I get most of my best studyin~ done in my room at the Towers.'' Car vandalism theft rates on ATTENTI N the rise at university B.A. STUDENTS COLLEGE OF ARTS AND SCIENCE BY MELISSA BANNON gets the energy to walk over cars damaged," O' Reilly· said. "But I still worry about it being stolen sr~ff llfporter in a parking lot," denting hoods · MAT~I ~ PROFICIENCY and doors in the process, he said. again." · Despite innovations like The ' . Club and car alarml that can be The front windshield of Flatley said cars are "probably heard for miles, car theft and Claudia Brinkmann's (AS JR) car safer on campus than off," vandalism remain a campus was smashed last year while because Public Safety officials TEST FOR M114 problem. parked in the lot by Wyoming patrol the campus frequ·ently . University Police said the Road on East Campus. "We do crime prevention problem has become worse over "I was angry," Brinkmann said. programs in the residence halls on You may fulfill the skills requirements for a the past several years. "I feel like I should be able to a variety of topics, including auto Police statistics indicate 26 leave my car in a university lot theft," he said. . B.A. degree by passing this proficiency test vehicles were stolen from campus without being worried about The programs are designed to between July 1992 and June 1993. vandalism." make students aware of the Of these, only 16 were recovered Flatley said vandals usually problem and to teach them how to TEST WILL BE GIVEN by police. break into cars because they see • protect their vehicles, Flatley This figure represents a slight valuables inside, such as clothing, said. increase from the 1991-1992 year, wallets or radios. " Car alarms can be a when 22 cars were stolen fro.m But students can prevent break­ deterrent," he said. "If they go off SATU.RPAY, NOVEMBER 13' parking lots and streets on ins by taking all valuables out of near a residence hall, people will , ' ' ..... campus. the car or placing them in the report it to us ." Capt. Jim Flatley of University trunk, out of a potential thief's He added that other anti-theft TIME: g::oO A.M.- 11:00 A.M. Police said an even greater view, he said. devices such as The Club "can be number of cars are vandalized on Though vehicle theft occurs very effective since they are and near campus each year than less often than vandalism, visible." PLACE: 104 NEWARK HALL are stolen. students seem to worry about it David Boyd (AS JR) sa.id his Flatley said this is "not more. Honda Elite scooter has been Students MUST register for the test by noon Friday, November 12, surprising," and that it reflects a John O'Reilly (AS SO) was the stolen and recovered twice. Last nationwide increase in this type of victim of car theft earlier this December it was taken from the at the Dean's Office, College of Arts & Science 127 Memorial Hall crime. semester. His Jeep was stolen parking lot outside his Park Place Usually cars are "keyed," or from Park Place Apartments and apartment and recovered in May. scratched by vandals and windows recovered two weeks later in In late September of this year, ~OTE: Students will be required to show their are smashed or broken out, Flatley Maryland. . the scooter was stolen from a said. "I feel .fortunate that I got my friend's yard off campus and student I. D. to be admitted to the exam. "Every now and then, someone car back, even though it was see VANDALISM page AB PARENTS WEEKEND AT HILLEL

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!"!~Buchanan . nabs Federal act ensures j b security Vandals The FMLA allows protected le : e. continued from page A6 found, along with the alleged ~teaching honor forward looking," Colm said. "All employers who employ 50 or more BY TRAcy LABGAY thieves, within a few weeks. ~ Copy Editor the act does is provide a safety net workers for 20 or more workweeks The suspects were '•' A } t educationmajor,"sheadded. An employee of a company has to take the leave. in the current year. apprehended and are set to be '~ fl e effiefl ary Buchanan said her teaching style a young child who becomes ill, and "If [an employee) has an ill The small business exemption is prosecuted by the university. r'" h is a hands-on approach, and her he or she has already exhausted spouse or child and they have designed for businesses who have a "After the second time, I ,. ·school teac er priority as a teacher is to see lhat"all their sick and vacation leave for exhausted their sick leave or very small number of employees just took it home to i-" children are successful every day." vacation leave," she said, "they can and can not afford to lose an that year. 1 Pennsylvania," Boyd said . ,..bolts to the "In our math class, things are At one time this employee may take' unpaid leave and are employee for a long period of time, "The ignition was ripped out, ~ physical. There is lots of counting have lost his or her job by choosing guaranteed their same job back." McCabe said. and it would have been too 1"'1... d f th and sorting of real objects like to stay home with the sick child, James P . Flynn, director of Colm said each group of easy for someone to steal it r.:uea 0 e 'buuons," she said. "It's not just but with the enactment of the Employee Services, said: "Most of employees (professionals, salary again." -'!., pictures." Federal and Medical Leave Act the elements of the act have been in staff and blue collar workers) at the Flatley said car theft and t_ claSS. Buchanan said sh~ al~o s~ves _to (FMLA) of 1993, employees are place for a while at the university. I university are handling the FMLA vandalism are "tough to keep strong commurucauon ues w1th now guaranteed the same job upon don't think we are going to see differently. combat," because offenders are .I. BY MELISSA TYBRELL her students' parents. much difference as to how we've The faculty are still in the Copy Editor returning to work. rarely caught. "I try to keep the parents The FMLA allows eligible treated these situations in the past." process of reviewing the He said when they are •:: Patrice Buchanan, a Thurgood involved," she said. "I spend a Jot of employees to take up to 12 weeks Mike McCabe, Sen. Joseph implementation of the act, such as apprehended, offenders are •, Marshall Element~ry School time scheduling conferences at night, of unpaid, job-protected leave each Biden's (D-DEL) press secretary, the language used. always prosecuted as soon as : • kindergarten teacher, has been at morning before school or year for specified family and said a number of corporations As for filling positions of • : named the Delaware Teacher of the possible. whenever accommodates the medical reasons. previously had similar policies, but employees on leave, Colm said it is Penalties usually include ' • Year. parent's work schedule." Even before the new act, Maxine the FMLA established uniform a "case-by-case" situation. Buchanan, who has taught in the fines and may involve jail Buchanan said she was showered Colm, vice president of Employee policies of how an employee can "Clearly," she said, "if it's a Christina school district since sentences, depending on the 1986, with attention from faculty, students Relations, said the university has take leave. faculty position someone would • • was given the award Tuesday night magnitude of the crime and the and parents Wednesday at school. already been very pro-active. FMLA applies to all state, have to come in and teach the : · at a banquet in Dover at the Sheraton offender's criminal record. "(My students) were excited and "Our policies have been very and federal agencies and priv . : Inn. came in with pictures for me," she : "I was embarrassed at first, as any said. "I also received flowers, • : teacher would be," Buchanan said. "I balloons and cards from students and : • felt uncomfortable with being staff congratulating me on my award. · : singled out. "I even received some faxes from : · "But, of course, I then felt excited parents at their place of • : and challenged by the award." employment," she said. '7 . lOUR : • As Delaware Teacher of the Year, N ST. CAFE · : Buchanan, who is also a university c+h . ; · alumna, is eligible for the National • : Teacher of the Year award and will THE : • be given two $5,000 grants. REVIEW. )J ~ New Orle ns Style Weekend • : Buchanan said her first grant, to •;' be< used exclusively for educational : purposes, will most likely provide SWEAT ~ • her students with some "big new '; books" and more computer software. WHILE YOU ~ r As for her second grant, which READ. , :, can be spent for personal items only, ·weEKEND ~ , Buchanan said she has no plans. KILLER BLU f : "But I do have a daughter going to '~· the university in the fall to be an ~f r (. Nov 6, 7 ·,·". ,. c:-- Friday - Nov 5 - Tlno Gonzales • in Blues with a Latin influence. 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LOSS PROGRAMS AVAILABLE soarrr· Chrysler plant, the Fairlield Shopping "We Sl3l1d as much chance of getting Center and the university, said a shtt as city of Newark cr [New Castle] representative for the planning Coonty Police," Platt said. *Prices for U. of D. Studerit and Faculty Jmli. Offer expires Nov. 30 department fer the city of Newark who However, when University Police wished not to be identified en:ouruer a situalioo in which a suspect University Police Capt. Jim Flatley is believed to be arm:d, Newarlc Police said before 1988 the city of Newark are called to the sore for anood suppon. AXO•AXO•AXO•AXO•AXO•AXO•AXO•AXO•AXO•AXO•AXO•AXO•AXO•AXO appointed officers as "special city of he said. Newark offJCelli." These officers Plan said fueanns are available, but • • handled misdemeanors and minor they are locked up am officers need to a CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEW SISTERS offenses on campus, while Newark getpennissiootousetrem ~ !\>lice 0011ered felonies, such as rape al'll "By the time this happens and other '""" OF ALPHA CHI OMEGA!! assaull patrols respood to the call, it could be In June 1988, legislalioo was JESSed three or four minutes too late," he said. a• giving the university's Baud of'I'rustfes Von Koch said the two forces deal >< Courtenay Alt Stacy Marge the authaity to have a police ~ with different types of crime, but < wh(,se IJirnary jurisdictim wwld be the "campus aime is rmre limited to what • Jena Disanto Dora Marini prqpeny of the university and its happensinthedormsandthebuildings. ,.... • suriounding SlnlelS, said Jdm T. Brook, "But the university backs us up and '-" Lauren Evrard Gina Pugliese viet president for Government and we back the university up," von Koch ~ Pu6!ic Relatioos. said. "We have a good cooperative '""" Stephanie Hayes Cheryl Sears "'ur main mission is the campJS," relalionship. Wecallooeachothezwhen • Fl~ey said. "But we have full arrest we need Sl.lpJXllt." a Tracy Kolberg Nancy Silverman poffiS aroum the city of Newark, too." Flatley agreed, citing a recent off- >< Although the penalties given for campus party that resulted in such a < crimes are the same for each force, heavy wodd!Bi for Newark Police ihat Tracy Laskowitz Megan Tamagny NGwar1c Police Lt. Abank:r voo Koch University Police were called to the • • po}nted out lhat "in a sense, [students] scene of an off-campus drunk driving 9 could get in trouble twice if caught by accidenl ,..., 22 YEARS AND STILL GOING••••••••• Uqiversity Police; once through the "This is a busy town," Plan said. "We < police and once by the administration need all the help we can get." • A new twist to hunger AXO•AXO•AXO•AXO•AXO•AXO•AXO•AXO•AXQ•AXO•AXO•AXO•AXO•AXO BY !EN OORAN (RSA) will decide today whether to Slal~eporrr< donate ~y to Freedom for Hunger, 17th ANNU.L;\L There is a new twist to the Nov. 18 Sojourner's House or Emmanuel Dining Hnnger Awareness Day, al'll it doesn't Rooms; RSA member Allison Phares involve rice am wruer at Kent Dining (AS JR) said. HOLIDAY CRAFTS §HO\'v liall. Instead of only being held at Kent • "We've gotten a lot of complaints Dining Hall, this year Russell and about [Hunger Awareness Day] in the Rodney Dining Halls, Center Court am .... craft<~ of ec•ery oucription featured at 2 nuzgiz~{icent .1lmcw JI!Sl, so we're changing the foonat." said the Upper Deck at Pencader will also Debra Miller-Lendowski, dietician for panicipate, Miller-l...erx1owski said. DIFFERENT CRAFTERS AT EACH SHO\:V qning Sernoes. One of the reasom Dining Selvices is • "Ibis year, studats can dmate points changing its hunger awareness policy is or a meal from their meal plan. al'll we because of the lack of student SATLIR0AY AND SmmAY, NOVEMBER 13 & 14, 1993 Wul take that money al'll ~it towards a participation. In 1989, 841 students at :\rshr Hall. Uhiversiry of Delaware's \Vilmingron Campus- Route 52N 8900 cause," Miller-l...erx1owski said. participated, but in 1990 only 503 (Pennsylvania Avenue) . The Resident Student Association see RICE page All 10:00 a.m. . 4:00p.m. sAVi-8iCi-$$-$Wilii"M'Aitoii"ii£i----, $1. 00 per person I ADJfiSSION FEE: Musk Store Choices .t M.u Order : (CbiMrm umla 12 nrt frtt} GUARANTEED LOWEST PRICES ! . to M.embers of the University Brand New, All types of music... 1 · FREE ROCK ... COUNlRY. ..JAZZ ... ClASSICAL ... ETC. I Communit:.y and to Exhibitors "'If It's sold In a music store, we offer It too. ·· I. :>iO'fE, t.: D Students. 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Courle'.)' of Aunt Scan4J aru! Your Frieru!t at tlie Review. - .•. \J,T~ Ct:QTA;N Review & Opinion iNALr~NAQL[ . R1GWTS; Friday, November 5, 1993 PageA12 THAT Qf'\ONG TH£5[ ARE Lir:-E, LrQ(;:PT'I QND Deny status to ROTC TI-lE PuRSuiT oJ:" A The university must avoid placating ~APPY PENr:,. everybody and take a stand on a delicate issue In the Faculty Senate meeting permanent status, just allow it to / Monday, a resolution concerning the stay the way it is without any elimination of any university related further sanctions or punishments. program violating the university's By not giving it this special commitment against any type of merit, the university will send a discrimination, brings to mind the message to the Department of national debate of gays in the Defense about their views of gays in military. military. TI-lE O~;:CLRRA-noN Or at least more locally, the Other schools have recommended or arugument of having homo- or and nave act-ually thought of and INDt:Pt:NDcNCE iN TI-l~ MtNO or bisexuals in ROTC. succeeded in throwing certain Air Force ROTC is seeking to military-associated groups, such as SrN~ToR gog PACKWboD gain status as a permanent part of ROTC, off campus and out of the the university community and university. john Ottinger curriculum. This would enable them While this sends a stronger to establish a major, rather than a message to people in Washington, it non-aligned group, which is their unnecessarily punishes ROTC and Many things got said, did dec present situation. its members, who primarily need The Senate eventually turned ROTC scholarship money to attend Okay, that's not really my name, but it down the proposal, thus, allowing school. reading, "Yes, I Do Want Want You To seemed to be an editorial trend, and I hilte university groups to remain on After all, if the university was to Put Your Dick in My Mouth." But I realize being left out in the cold. Commentary campus even though these groups kick ROTC out of here, these that approach is not for everyone. Like a good little editorial columnist, I may or may not subscribe to the students would have to transfer to regularly read the opinion section - of By G. 1 university • s anti-discrimination other universities or drop out of In the Gratuitous Whining Department, The Review and other periodicals - for policy. school because of the lack of Matthew women may be my mother, grandmothers, ideas, for inspiration, to see what senseless By voting against this proposal, scholarship money. and sisters (metaphorically anyway) but noise is being bandied about this week to Geise there is no roadblock to hinder Air ROTC provides students with are .not the object of my every desire, as which I might take enthusiastic exception. Force ROTC's chances to be many benefits and is not limited to fellow columnist S. Matthew Neary Little am I disappointed. There is accepted in this university with. only those who are in ROTC. shy means one has trouble relaxing enough suggested last issue. always some topic requiring my attention, permanent status. Everyone, including gays, are of the right muscles to start peeing, when This complaint is registered in something that needs to be rendered in the If the Senate would have voted in allowed to take certain ROTC one is around fellow human beings. This remembrance of Harry Frederick (Tres) Correct Light, one or another issue to favor of this. Air Force ROTC classes, regardless of affiliation or phenomenon (your tum this week) is often Fromme, former official noisemaker for which one or another colleal!ue of mine attributed to - what else? - sexual both the LGBSU and. Queer Campus. would have an extremely hard time not in ROTC. has simply taken the Wrong Approach. gaining acceptance, because of the While many may not approve of repression. Others say harsh potty­ Chuckle here. Every one of us editorial training. Same issue: columnist Brian Hickey national Department of Defense's the Department of Defense's columnists is certain that he or· she knows predicts he will turn conservative in his wavering stance on gays in the viewpoints and wavering on gays in I am pee-shy in the company of the truth, and all the rest be fools, well­ strangers. The more dude-like the post-college (read: grown-up) years, military. the military, the bl.ame should not meaning fools albeit. assured as he is that he will have fall on ROTC's shoulders. gentleman I encounter in the public It is because of this fence­ Yet it has been much on my mind that accumulated through hard work and Send the blame where it belongs, necessary room, the less likely I am to be straddling, the university should when speaking of issues like group economy many and various fruits of his vote against giving Air Force ROTC Washington. successful in relieving myself. politics, civil rights, abortion, and the (I knew you all wanted to know that.) labors. For these his rewards he will desire economy, while each of us may have his or Though I have neither heard told nor protection from the government. her truths, not a one can be the truth. It is a personally formulated a complete theory And Jason Smith beckons us take pride hard pill to swallow, but one we should all on this condition, I know it is one I share in, and wax not guilty for, that wj hich we take daily, one fortified with our with such studly males of the species as have by the sweat of our brows bestowed U.S.R.D .A.s of humility and patience. Spalding Gray. unto ourselves. That's why this page is called Review I have heard author Robert Anton These are two manifestatiops of the Review•s policy for guest columnists & Opinion. Wilson quote a figure of one-in-eighteen false security that is standard issue with Having thus given caveat, I must men being pee-shy, which he then equated your full-time undergraduate s'tatus. As The Rtvitw welcomes guest editorial columns from students and other members of explain that on this week's peregrinations with a similar rate of unemployment. So one who has been, with my peers, in the the university community. through the opinion pages, I failed much for the habit of drug-testing making work-force for a decade, I can tell you that , Columns should be about 750 words in length and be relevant to the affairs of the miserably to settle on any one thing to a better American work-force. your dreams are not whole. People suffer " : university, the nation or the world. rave about. So much looked so.tempting. and starve and lose their pride and their If interested, call Jason Sean Garber, Jeff Pearlman or Adrienne Mand at 831-2n4. So without going completely stream-of­ To elucidate other mysteries about hope while waiting for their considerable subconsciousness, here it is: The which my last column may have left you skills and efforts to pay off in anything Miscellaneous Column, or, How To Clean puzzling, Greg Orlando has taken on the like a full-time position. ' Up After Yourself and Everyo1,1e Else. thorny topic of Antioch College's verbal­ Which leads me to wonder whether the consent r:ules elsewhere on this page and Government, great protector of all our Editorial Staff It may be a little early to tell, but it Laura Fasbach, on page 1 of Tuesday's goods, will, should harsher times befall, jason Sean Garber, editorial editor/columnist Jeff Pearlman, columnist, editor in chief seems nobody thought too well nor too ill Review, devoted a portion of her third exempt Mr. Hickey his earnings from Rich Campbell, columnist Greg Orlando, columnist of my ramble on feminism last week. My article on feminism to that unpleasantness McDonalds, or Mr. Smith his mendicant ·, Gary Geise, columnist john Ottinger, cartoonist one bit of feedback, from Stevie the Fish with Katie Roiphe's book. dimes. _. Brian Hickey, columnist jason N. Smith, columnist Man, was: "I liked your column. But what, To my column of last week, I need only I doubt it. · Liz Lardaro, columnist Rebecca Tollen, columnist please, is ' pee-shf?" amend the opinion that, were I to attend Gary Geise's editorial columns appear : ). Matthew O'Donnell, columnist Rob Wherry, columnist In case the concept is foreign to many Antioch, I would every day wear a T -shirt natives (he's from Czechoslovakia), pee- Fridays in The Review. Consensual sex for simpletons at Antioch College makes love for lawyers sexual intimacy increases during an until it becomes a series of 'yes's' and Most frightening are the enough to go to college, one oukhm't gestures or other forms of personal interaction, the people involved need 'no's.' implications of Antioch's policies. need a Big Brother to tell one how to attf2ltion which are inawrqlriate and Commentary to express their clear verbal consent It's all very sterile, very cold. Antioch College has just made love comport oneself during the Wild which may be perceived as persistent before moving to lhat new level ... " Forming rules regarding the sex act for lawyers - sex is something that Thing. sexual ovenones or denigration." By Greg the policy reads. (and thus taking all the fun, the needs to protected against; at each Altruistic motives do not cut this In other words, harassment is In other words, you have to ask hwnanity out of it) cuts too close to be step there should be strict codes ~ to particular cake. No matter how much whatever the hell you want it to be. Orlando before you kiss her. You have to ask anything but ~llian . May I touch conduct and policy. Sex that is not Antioch College would like to do Isn't it great to live in a society before you deep kiss. Before you let you? Yes, having received my "by the book" is no longer just something about sexual violence, dale where you don't need to commit a your fingers do the walking. Etc, ad approval you may indeed touch me in potentially kinky or even rape and the assa1fd other harawnent crime to be a criminal? I shall sleep "Uh, aJ tJUs poinl in time, I would nauseam. Consent must be given for prescribed manner. unpleasurable-now it's the basis for goblins that someJimes plague college soundly in my bed tonight knowing should I ever attend 'ol Antioch, ~~ery TTU4Ch appreciale it if you allOwed each specific sexual act. If consent is "Is sex diny?" Woody Allen was a lawsuit. campuses, they cannot reconcile the that me to touch your buttocks." - not verbalized, it's a punishable once asked. "Only if you're doing it College aged men and women are fact that their policies will creale more all it will take is for someone to Antioch College Mating Call. offense. right." not capable of detemlining their own sexual offenses than they will prevent. perceive my actions as criminal for Political colWllllist George F. Will One might sooner make rules fates. Even in the privacy of their What constitutes a "new level of me to be given a one-way trip to the Sex in Yellow Springs, just calls it sex with semicolons. It's his regarding toilet etiquette. Sex is bedrooms students are in need of sexual activity?" Is a sigh, a grunt or a CO\Ulty hall. ain't what it used to be. opinion this policy is what happens personal; intimruely so. someone to tell them how to behave. moan to be considered verbal Venus, The Roman Goddess of too ht a fit of in loco parenlis to the nth when sexual emancipation comes to a Man and woman? Yes. Beyond that and most chilling of all consent? Is consent for a touch the Love and Beauty isn't feeling well power, Antioctl College has enacted a litigious society. Man and man or woman and .- Antioch College is perpetuating same as a caress? A pinch? These tmight. A few Excedrin might help a I· policies open a veritable Pandora's lot more than any verbal consent. i series of policies regarding the sexual Will is close, but still the truth woman? lf it buoys your particular the myth that all women are victims ! act. "All sexual contact and conduct eludes him. flotation device, sure. and that American males are all Box; pity the poor souls who seek to What Antioctl College has created Man and woman and a well­ potential rapists. . fmd out its secrets. Greg Orlando's editorial columns between any two people must be appear Fridays in The-Review. He is is sex for simplewns. They have tak~ meaning but ultimately misinformed It's downright condescending, is Harassment as defmed by Antioch consensual; consent must be obtained currently suffering from first-initial the most enjoyable activity man has cadre of policy makers, sexual what it is. One thing in this· very College includes any "unwelcome and verbally before there is any sexual etl\Y· contact or conduct; if the level of yet indulged in and boiled it down counselors and lawyers? Sally, no. muddled mess is certain; if one is old irrelevant, comments, references, A review of The delAWAREAN issued from a conservative : To begin with, let's set the record straight. a good thing. But what was more interesting was a President George Bush ate Chinese food." : The deiA W AREAN fills a gap created by But, when you are so open minded that series of one-'liners entitled "Are You Aware G~e. I guess President Bush forgot to The Delaware Spectator - liberals needed a you are accepting of things that may corrupt Commentary .. check his calendar, because in the United yoice at the university. society, you become ridiculous. My favorite: "The number of universities States, you are forbidden to eat Chinese food · (Just to throw a curve ball - Pamoja, a The whole idea of conservatism is to that offer a bag-pipe major is one." on that day. newspaper geared towards blacks on institute and uphold values and morals in By]. Matthew Good Lord! What has become of this The more sensitive people get, the more campus, creates a need for a white society so it does not breakdown and become O'Donnell great nation? A bunch of protesting whiners? problems society will have. Every step taken, newspaper.) disordered. What need does a bag-pipe major serve every word spoken, every gesture made is Essentially, The deiAWAREAN serves a Simply put, society needs law and order. besides costing the university more money completely scrutinized. Think before you say "handicapped," purpose, and I commend Students for The GOP did not attempt to define what a mess . for a major hardly anyone is interested in? What The delAW AREAN may be trying because a "physically challenged" individual :Awareness for starting the publication. family is for every American during the 1992 But to endorse controversial forms of may be offended. But that doesn't mean I agree with it. campaign, because a family can mean parenting as more ideal than nuclear to say is American universities are not Be careful not to drink Saki on the relatives, friends, foster parents, teachers and parenting really serves to the disadvantage of sensitive enough to the long repressed people ; Comments on Volume Number of Scotland. A bag pipe major will alleviate anniversary of Pearl Harbor, you'll be 1, 1 ... religious figures. the unborn child, who has no say in how he • What are family values? What they were saying is that the ideal this problem. scorned. or she will be raised. : To be perfectly honest, family values are a environment in raising a child is a nuclear A question not just for The Since there seems to be no end to this That is what family values is . •more closed than open minded viewpoint on family with a loving mother and father. deJA WAREAN, but for anyone who is an sensitivity nonsense, I've decided to join in. llow to live your life. Can anyone disagree with that? advocate for a more politically correct world: Don't refer to me as a conservative. Also on the front page of The : "The GOP has changed the meaning of Being raised in a nuclear family is the Who is not repressed in this world? I'm politically challenged. del A W AREAN is an article on cable .the term ' family' to consist of a very small way it was meant to be. However, single Count me out, I'm a worthless television in dorms, with an angle or :section of the pubI ic ... " parenting, gay parenting and adoptive heterosexual white male. }. Matthew O'Donnell is an editorial direction of thought I just couldn't follow .. • To be open minded and more accepting of parenting does not necessarily constitute the Another one-liner: "On the anniversary of columnist of The Review. His column_ That is, unless the only thing it was trymg :people and ideas has always been considered fact that a child will tum out a psychological the Tienamin Square massacre, ~hen appears evety Friday. to say was "Heh, cable in dorms is neat!" November 5, 1993 .THE REVIEW. A 13 An evaluation of personal Studying habits UD football's "I studied this stuff forl5 hours this How can you refuse? weekend." This isn't just a game - it's a matter of tarnished image ~ith three entire days to go until my reflexes. philosophy exam, I was a little surprised Commentary If you play often enough, I'm convinced again . to hear this coming from the guy to the your knee will jerk btfore the doctor hits left of me at our review session. ByA/yson • Malloy gets suspended - it with that annoying little hammer at your again . Fifteen hours? For a test that was still Zamleoff next checkup. Commentary half ~ week away? On a 100 pages of Additionally, ow can you say no when • Malloy allows the team to take him back . matenal that made no sense? I couldn't in another hour, you 'II be knocking on By jeff If some average schmo - help but stare at this kid. What was he - someone else's door with the same some kind of freak of nature? I was feel like you're actually going to Pearlman say, a Jeff Pearlman for accomplish something. question. impressed though; this was real example - was charged with Finding a place conducive to studying is Studying at the library is also a no-win offensive feeling and determination. situation. Of course, I could say /' vt been no easy task, either. Forget your room - terroristic touching as Malloy there are far too many distractions. One would think that a huge building These are the days when it's studying for 15 hours, too. In fact, I'll gotta be great to be Tubby was last year, he'd be kicked Who wants to study when you can just housing volumes upon volumes of books probably put his 15 hours to shame if I Raymond. out of the university and never as easily watch TV or talk on the phone? I would be the perfect place for this. but heard from again. include my two hour preparation period. around here that isn't always the case. Granted, his team isn't even dust and clean· and rearrange my If some fourth-string I mean, before you can actually sit Not only are you still prone to going to qualify for the yourself down to do it to it, you have to drawers because I don't want to face my receiver - say, a Jeff Abnormal Psych book (my mother would socializing (especially on the second Division I-AA playoffs, his tell your brain a good 30 minutes in starting quarterback is out for Pearlman for example - was be so proud ... sort of). floor), but the library is too hot, too stuffy charged with offensive feeJing advance that you're about to inundate it and, for me, it dredges up bad memories the year and student with a bevy of information. Another problem is the music you want and terroristic touching, and to listen to when you study. of freshmari year when I was lost in the attendance is at its lowest Then, you have to get everything then got in a fight during a When I map room trying to research my EllO point in a long, long time . together: your books, notebooks, pens, have truly serious studying to game, he'd be kicked out of do, I feel this overwhelming need to listen paper. Still, through all that pencils and, of course, your highlighters. negativity the Tubster recently the university, never heard to Bruce Springsteen Live (pre-"Born in Let's face it: there's nothing easy about from again and wind up Without those highlighters, I just won't studying. received some really grand the USA") at volumes that annoy everyone operating a fork lift in read. And I'm no amateur, either. I don't around me. You've just got to do it, someway, news that makes up for it all. only use the standard yellow, but the blue Middletown, Mont. How can I possibly learn the theories of sometime, someplace. Keita Malloy will grace the and the green and the pink, lavender and Hens with his presence for the But when you're dealing Descartes and Freud when I've got chords And if you should hear some kid with a great player like orange to allow for the best arrangement bragging in your class about the 15hours rest of the year. of flower doodles in my margins. of "Thunder Road" and "Bobbi Jean" Malloy, the rule book is tossed running through my mind? , of studying he's done, don't let it get to Yes, the same Keita Malloy By the end of the semester, my books you. who was suspended and in the ashes. Our biggest distractions, of course, are "I just want him to get an look like tacky fluorescent throwbacks to His 15 hours probably don't really banned from all university the early eighties. our very own neighbors. objective viewpoint of where Just as you've got a· good 30 minutes of amount to 15 hours (remember the grounds and kicked off the Of course, you also have to make a team last year after an he is and what's good for knowledge coursing through your veins, scheduling, the music, the distractions?), schedule. You know·- a plan in which altercation at the Christiana him," Raymond said last week. someone next door or down the hall is and you probably had a better weekend you determine how yo~ 're going to than he had. Towers. "He • s being suspended for bound to need a study break. what I consider to be actions impressively spend the next five hours, as "Up for a game of 'Spit'?'' he or she Yes, the same Keita Malloy well as the next five days. who was suspended after the inappropriate for a Delaware asks, flashing a deck of cards between his Alyson Zamkoff's editorial columns football player." More than likely, you barely stick to hands. appear Fridays in The Review. game at UMass two weeks ago this itinerary for an hour but it makes you· for hitting a Minuteman Unfortunately, the player. university is committing And yes, the same Keita actions inappropriate for a Malloy who runs a killer 40, school that supposedly prides has hands of glue and can play itself on reaching a certain both sides of the ball in a level of 11r.~rl~mi:o Regarding Baby Jessica or Anna S·chmidt pinch. Confront University You see, in the wonderful President David P. Roselle, takes anywhere from six months to scene during the adoption process attempt to appeal to mass sympathy world of Delaware football, and he'll talk Y,our ear off one year During the time between and walk back into the scene up to via media manipulation. The media where it's win, win, win or about UD's comrhitment to an placement and finalization, . several years later, are actually fell for it and such reputable else, Malloy can't lose. all -around excellence. Commentary prospective adoptive parents are entitled to custody ... " · newspapers, magazines and shows "My initial response [after As a matter of fact, so will nothing more than foster parents. There is not a word of truth in such as The New York Times, The the UMass suspension) was Raymond. By jeff They have NO PERMANENT legal this statement. New Yorker, Time and 20/20 ran that I was going to quit," "I've never felt counting Prickett rights to a child. First, there is a big difference highly biased "factual" features that Malloy told the News Journal wins was important," The Deboer's adoption was between one month and "several rarely, if at all, mentioned the a week ago. "But right now, I Raymond says in the Hen 1993 NEVER fmalized. After finalization years". I know of no court case Schmidts were acting well within don 't know . I've got until next yearbook. "The thri II of seeing the adoptive parents have complete where a birthfather has been their legal rights to obtain custody Monday or before to decide." someone come to the In the Oct. 26 edition of The and irrevocable parental rights to a awarded custody of a child several of Anna. Something is seriously university, develop and Review Liz Lardaro wrote an child. years after finalization. Much of the media's reporting wrong with this picture: become a fine football player editorial column about the "Baby The period between placement Second, the Deboer's adoption hinged on speculation as to the • Malloy commits crime. and go on to be successful. Jessica" court custody case. Her and finalization is a time to work was never finalized, therefore the ulterior motives of Dan and Cara. • Malloy gets booted from Those are the real rewards." opinion reflects a problem with out legalities and in most states is adoption process was not over. They did not widely report facts team. If that' s the case, just cali reporting in this case. limited to less than one year, in Thus, the Schmidt's still had suc!J as those reported in the Ann • Malloy is kicked out of the Malloy a tarnished trophy. The courts made the right order to reduce the psychological permanent legal rights over the Arbor Observer. This paper reported university. decision by returning Anna to her effects of moving the child from child. that Dan Schmidt brought presents • Malloy rejoins the team. Jeff Pearlman is the editor in chief of The Review. biological parents (mol"e popularly one family to another. In many other states where to court on Anna's second birthday. • Malloy gets in fight - known as birthparents in adoption According to The Ann Arbor adoption laws are clearer than Iowa, Also, the press did not widely circles). .. · Observer (The Deboers hometown the birthparents have explicit rights report that the Deboers sold their This case • has been newspaper) Cara and Dan Schmidt fO regain custody of a child up until rights to a movie for a fee of well sensationalized by the media and we filed their petition to regain custody fmalization. into six figures. The Schmidts were have been bombarded by images less than one month after Cara The laws are written in this way approached as well , but unlike. the Letters to the editor such as a mock funeral for "Baby signed the illegal relinquishment .. to give birthparents time to rethink Deboers, they rejected it. Jessica" and the heart wrenching • At the time the petition was filed this important decision, while Throughout the proceedings the Hickey's fantasy ourcanoon. scenes that unfolded as Anna was the adoption had not been finalized, limiting the amount of time they Schmidts acted with class by not I am quite curious about Mr . It's quite obvious to the editors of · returned to her birthparents. since this process takes at least six have to make it. bowing to the media circus and not Hickey's motivations in writing his The deiAWAREAN, as well as our The Deboers acted selfishly and months in Iowa. I am convinced the decision to selling out. They not only said they Oct.29 article on sesual offenders in cartoonist, Ross Perot is politically · ignored safeguards in adoption laws The time before finalization is relinquish a child is not to be taken had the best interests of Anna at Newark. One can't help but wonder opposed to George Bush. The . that were designed to protect also an appropriate time for a lightly and the full implications of it heart, but they demonstrated it as whether his use of the word cartoon sets up a situation in which birthparents rights. As an adoptee I birthfather to establish paternity. cannot be realized only 40 hours well . "masturbation" II times was due to Mr. Perot is complimenting Mr. am familiar with adoption laws and Dan Schmidt acted in a responsible after birth. The court made the right his limited vocabulary or because Bush. At the end of the cartoon, it is these safeguards and timely manner to establish Many others would agree with decision. that topic is very important to him at revealed that the apparent allegiance First of all in almost every state paternity by notifying the courts of me, and this is the very reason the Anyone who has ever had an this point in his life. Bot the title and between Perot and Bush is nothing there is a mandatory waiting period his paternity suit one month after laws are written the way they are. opinion on this case should read the cartoon indicate Mr. Hickey and The but a dream, the dream of Conrad the before a parent can sign away their the relinquishment of the child, The Deboers tried to use a article that appeared in The Ann Review view sexual offenses as Conservative. rights to a child. which gives him the legal right. loophole in the law to keep Anna; Arbor Observer. It is the best somehow cute and in any case Conrad idolizes Bush. Because of' In Iowa, the state where Anna The "'wandering father' the loophole existed in the fact it written article in that it fairly treats worthy of jokes. If you expect your this, he must experience in fantasy: was born, this waiting period is 72 loopholes" Liz refers to in her was an interstate adoption. both sides and is the only article I paper to be taken seriously as a what he could only hope to hours. The Deboer's lawyer editorial are non-existent. If this had not been an interstate have found which has an interview credible source of news, stop trying experience in reality. If Perot obtained Car a Schmidt • s If no father has come forward to adoption the county court's decision with the Schmidts. to model it after the Weekly World supported Bush in 1992, Bush would relinquishment just 40 hours after · establish paternity by the time of would have been final and any court The public has been misled by News . have won the presidency. birth. This is a fact that is not even finalization, the judge in the case would have refused to hear the the sensationalized and biased Ned Grace (AS GR) I hope that the meaning of the: contested by the Deboer's attorney. has the right to terminate the Deboer's appeals. reponing of the mass media, which cartoon is now clear to you Mr. Cara 's relinquishment was illegally father's rights and award the The Deboers knew that their has only added more confusion and Correcting Smith, again Smith. In addition, I am quite pleased: obtained and should never have adoptive parents custody of the legal case was very weak and that negative notoriety to an already In Jason Smith •s most recent you found time to read The­ been considered valid in a court of child. ' they had a 99 percent chance of delicate and sensitive situation. column, he briefly mentioned the deJA WARE AN considering the law. Liz demonstrates the media's losing. They continued litigating the first issue of The del AWAREAN . abundance of letters to the editor The next problem with the influence upon her by saying, case and ignored Anna's best jeff Prickett is a guest columnist of While I appreciate him mentioning which are addressed to you. adoption is it was neVer finalized. "Fathers who are not part of the interests. They made a calculated The Review. our newspaper, I am somewhat Brian Glassberg (AS JR) Finalization is a process that confused by his comments regarding editor in chief of The del AW AREAN The Question of the Week Should gays be allowed to be in the military and make known their sexual orientation?

"Yes and no; Yes "They should be because I don't think that "It should be kept allowed as long as they would hinder their ability to the way it is now; if they don't make advances on fight. But it may cause a don't openly proclaim it. others on duty. orr hburs problem for straights in the You have to be close in the are a different matter. It military, because they don't military. If others around should remain a private want them there. It would you are insecure, things fall thing." cause a problem of respect." apart at the seams." -Drew Scwichow (AS -Denise Marsh (BE SR) -Mark Zimmerman FR)

"Gays should be allowed. I believe they are "I believe gays "Yes, gays should already there·and if they are should be allowed in the be allowed in the military. allowed to express it they wiD military, if they don't state They have the same be able to perfonn their jobs their sexual preference. It responsibility to the better and more effectively. should be private for all. It country as anyone else. It should not effect anyone could be damaging because Sexual orientation is else. If it does what does that others may feel uneasy." irrelevant when it comes say about the military?" -EdwardLojland(AS SO) to war." -John Hoshor (AS JR) -Nataslul Maull (AS SO) .

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BY STACEY GILL Alejandro da Cunha, professor The exhibition's extensive variety and pan-time faculty members who Staff reporter emerittis of art. of themes and styles allowed several wished to participate, were permitted dies at 23 outside club Within a half hour the place was Suggestions of feminism were also communities to reap rewards, to present two works to represent packed. displayed in a semi-sculpture hanging Carothers said. their current masterpieces, she said. Hollywood is not all bright Love You To Death and most The University Gallery, large and on the wall titled "Phoenix Rising: "It's a good opportunity for For most of the event, which lights in the big city. recently Sneakers . He also barren, transformed into a lively and The Radiance Within." faculty to display their work, which lasted from 4:30pm until 7 p.m., the It 's now a place of mourning received an Oscar nomination crowded place as students and faculty This piece by art professor benefits their own students as well as room was filled with no less than 40 for the loss of one of its for his work in Running On gathered for the University of Rosemary Lane was formed from the Newark and graduate people. brightest young stars. Empty. Delaware Department of Art's handmade cast paper, which depicted communities," she said. "I was pleased with the public River Phoenix died early He was currently waiting for Fifteenth Annual Faculty Exhibition a woman's face and a condensed Carothers added that the response," Carothers said . Sunday after collapsing outside production to begin on Anne Monday. unformed body with three wooden exhibition also provided "a good The works will be exhibited until of the Viper Room . He Rice ' s Interview With A Dec. 10 in the University Gallery As viewers strolled around prongs extending from each side of opponunity to talk with the artists." was 23. Vampire, also starring Tom observing the displays, they were her head. These artists, comprised of full located in Old College . The cause of death has not Cruise. exposed to a wide array of art and been determined, but USA The media circus that has styles. Today stated Tuesday that risen from this tragic event has "[The exhibition] represents all the paramedics reported the actor used scenes from his most different disciplines that we teach in had been using drugs. controversial film , My Own the art department," said Martha It was reported by witnesses Private Idaho, to portray the Carothers, department chairwoman. that Phoenix was acting strange actor ' s demise. The movie was From traditional paintings, hours before he collapsed. criticized for its themes of male sculptures and photography to Phoenix's brother, Leaf, prostitution and his character's graphic and advertising design as called 91 I after the actor battle with narcolepsy. well as illustration, the event allowed collapsed and began to convulse Fans have been paying their faculty members in the department to outside of actor 's respects with flowers , cards and receive recognition for their artistic Viper Room on Sunset candles at the club site. talents. Boulevard, according to the Harrison Ford, who co-starred One artist, however, may have USA Today. with Phoenix in Mosquito Coast received recognition for something He was rushed to Cedars­ and Indiana Jones and the Last other than his artistic talent. Sinai Medical Center where he Crusade, was quoted in USA Hilton Brown, professor of an and was pronounced dead. Today saying he "came to love art history, displayed his piece He was accompanied by Red him like a son ... River always "Forbidden Love: Giving Head Hot Chili Peppers' bassist, . stood for something. We will all (unfinished)," which portrays The Peppers were playing the miss him ." homoerotic activity. club that evening on a double USA Today reported the Of the more traditional pieces bill with Phoenix ' s band , autopsy was inconclusive and exhibited, a sculpture suggesting Aleka's Attic. toxicology tests could take religious inspiration titled, "Flight of THE REVIEW /Runcie Tatnall Phoenix was best remembered weeks . Archangels: Michael Defeating The University Gallery was the !MJst for the University of Delaware Department of Art's Fifteenth Annual for his roles in Stand By Me, I - Rachel Cericola Lucifer," was displayed by Julio Faculty Exhibition. Some artists showcased were Professor Hilton Brown and Professor Rosemary Lane. Changing Channels November 5,1993 • THf{IEVIEW• 82

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St~dent Health Service C. M. Emmet Walsh in Raising Arizona. D. Matt Dillon justifying not going to college in The Flamingo Kid. E. Conference Room is it - Velvet? Eddie Murphy as the old Jewish guy in the barber shop ' in Coming to America. Ca!C Na.ncy a.t 831-6422 for informa.tion . - November 5, 1993. THE REVIEW. 83 Femmes g~t Violent in Stone Balloon BY RACHEL CERICOLA went crazy, rushing the stage to resembling Annette Funnicello from the floor almost to the A!sistant Entertainment Editor sing "When I'm out walking I and Frankie Valli, with the gang ceiling. strut my stuff yeah and I'm so twisting the night away. Singer Gordon Gano began a VIolent Femmes strung out! I'm high as a kite I When Ritchie gave the call, little story about hanging out at Stone Balloon just might stop to check you out." "You must dance motherf**ker," the Deer Park and eavesdropping Newark, De The crowd did not even think the crowd had no problem on a cOnversation about the band. November 3, 1993 to stop and take a breather for the following orders . "I heard them say 'the singer is 90- minute performance. But a few had problems really normal,' then I couldn't "Do you like American music? I "You mosh very well for an following Balloon orders. At least hear what they were saying," he like American music ... don't you over 21 crowd," said bass two people were escorted out for said. "Then everybody laughed." know the music's in my soul?" guitarist Brian Ritchie. "I have to mashing and stage diving. When an audience member The crowd not only liked it, commend you." But that didn't seem to shouted out a comment, Gano but was possessed by The appreciation was well threaten the crowd, who said "throw this man out," and let Milwaulkee's Violent Femmes at deserved. continually pushed and grabbed out a hearty, evil laugh. the Stone Balloon Wednesday Other crowd pleasers included each other by the front of the Then they broke into Add It night. Girl Trouble, American Music stage. Up, possi bly the most well-know The Femmes came to town as and Hey Nonny Nonny from their The show proved the Violent Violent Femmes song. part of their "Add It Up Tour," to last album Why Do Birds Sing? Femmes haven't suffered any of The crowd responded by promote Add It Up: 1981·1993, There were few mellow their originality over the years. getting a little violent themselves. a collection of their greatest hits. ballads, and the extremely large During Faith, from the album It was an abnormal mosh pit for The show began when the group used these moments to The Blind Leading the Naked, the Newark bar scene. Femmes marched through the push closer to the stage. Ritchie briefly put dow.n his bass The final encore of Kiss Off crowd, with cymbals and drums As a whole, the Violent guitar for a musical solo with a provided a flailing guitar duel to keep the beat until they Femmes were flawless in their conch shell. between Ritchie and Gano, as reached the stage. performance. They also manipulated the use well as vocal accompaniment They highlighted their most One would think they were of other creative instruments to from almost every audience well-known songs, such as Out victims of the lip-synching trend, highlight the Femmes obscure, member. the Window and Prove My Love, but it was obvious they were western style of alternative The sound at the Balloon while the crowd was thrown pouring their souls into every music. surprisingly complimented the around like a bunch of screaming song. Ritchie provided a solo on Femmes performance. rag dolls. The Balloon scene was like Confessions, with an instrument It was ear-blowing and full THE REVIEW /R.lchel Cericola When the band broke into something out of a beach movie, that seemed to be a hybrid of enough to drown out the drunken The Violent Femmes played to a rather violent, but pleased, crowd Blister in the Sun, the audiepce complete with characters bassoon and tree trunk, extending screams of the audience. Wednesday night at the Stone Balloon. Sing us a song-local musician petforms favorites One Man Band Larry Roney keeps 'em happy BY IESSICA CARPEL knew." night and keeps them coming back ''Nothing could keep me away," Staff Reporter Since then, Roney has played the to the East End Cafe every week. Weiner says. Once a week on Wednesday Scrounge, El Sombrero, Klondike Sitting at a table in the East End With that, she gets up, excuses nights, Newark residents and Kate's and of course, the East End is Newark resident Dave Sturgeon, herself from the table and proceeds students alike file into the East End Cafe, where he has acquired a large who says he's been to see Roney to play the tambourine to the song Cafe and metamorphose into a sort group of die·hard fans; people who every week since April. Me and Julio Down by the of congregation. Some of them are haven't missed a week of hearing "He's great," Sturgeon says. "I Schoolyard. stressed out and some are tired. him play in months, some, years. like acoustic music, plus I like what But despite his popularity, They have come to hear someone Roney, who says he plays for an he plays." Roney's "congregation" changes else do the talking. audience of all ages, says the music Sturgeon stops to sip a drink, every couple of years, according to The room gets quiet. The sounds he plays appeals to most students as then sings a few lines of Buffett's Shelby Walker, East End Cafe of a guitar being tuned sweep over well as to an older audience. Margaritaville. waitress. the smoke-filled room. The Roney's followers have their own "Every song he plays is my Walker, who worked for Student congregation sits back in their ideas about the kind of music he favorite," he says. Programming before waitressing at chairs and lets the weekly ritual of plays. Boudwin, sitting at the head of a the cafe, says she hired Roney to music free them from their worries. "He knows how to play good, front table with a Corona in one play for Centertainment. And even And then, Larry Roney, One Man southern folk rock- that's what it's hand and a nacho in the other, says: before that, she says, she hired him Band, begins to sing. all about- straight from the "The best song he does is Piano to play in the dorm lounges when Roney, a musician originally South," says sophomore John Man, because he changes the words she was a resident assistant. fro~ West Chester, Pa., has played Grucci . from 'get away from work for Although she says she thinks at the East End Cafe every Senior Brittany Thayer says, "He awhile' to 'get away from school Roney is easygoing aRd wonderful Wednesday night for the past five plays good background music if you for awhile.' Everybody anticipates to watch, Walker says she has seen years. want to go hang out in a bar." it and cheers. He also changes the a lot of people burn out on the . When asked how long he has And sophomore Bob Boudwin bartender's name from 'John' to music after a while. played the guitar, Roney says says, "It's the best time on campus." whoever's bartending that night." Roney agrees and says: "People without hesitating, "I'm still Roney plays a classic rock Next to Boudwin is sophomore just graduate and move on. I have learning." mixture, composed of Billy Joel, Lauren Murphy, who pauses from seen a lot' of friends go through He says he started playing in Simon and Garfunkel, Crosby, Stills swaying peacefully in her chair and here and graduate." Newark when The Perkins Student and Nash, Beatles and James says, "He's a wonderful guy, and Leaving the East End at the end Center program director came to Taylor, to name a few. He also you can see it when he plays. He's of the night, the crowd is elated. hear him in West Chester and "hired performs crowd pleasers such as so modest, and really, so talented." Still humming, they start their cars me to play the Friday's Room, pre­ American Pie, Country Road and Sophomore Katherine Weiner and their journeys home. Scrounge. Jimmy Buffet's Why Don't We Get agrees. "And once again, Larry Roney "I only knew about 40 songs Drunk? "I've said it before, and I'll say it has done his job as a musician," back tnen and one guy got the Whether it's the songs he plays, · again- Larry is the best way to get says Weiner. brilliant idea to pass around a list of the day of the week, the voice that through the week. "He has made his audience feel requests. I got lucky. When I got sounds like James Taylor or even "It's a time to forget about all the music, he has made them smile, THE Bennett the list back I saw they had the smile on his face, Roney keeps your stress, enjoy good friends and and he has made them ready to face Crowd pleaser Larry Roney takes the stage every Wednesday to help requested almost every song I the people happy throughout the good music, and have a great time. the rest of the week." students and local residents forget their troubles for a little while. Kate Bush's U of D studies universal disasters

BY ASHWANI CHOWDARY Mexico, the DRC studied about 15 field research trips, andCocteau Assisrant Features Edi1o1 emergency medical services ' including trips to San Francisco, From the fires in California to response to the crisis and wrote South Carolina and Baton Rouge. the floods in the Midwest to the articles for trade journals on the Dahlhamer says most of his Twins' archaic earthquakes in India, the world subject. research was on the planning and has certainly experienced its fair Joanne Nigg, director of the preparedness of emergency share of disasters late! y. DRC, says the research projects medical services and lifeline Siren songs When a disasters such as these provide basic knowledge about systems such as electric, occur, most people are concerned group behavior and social life in transportation and gas systems. with the present and with large scale community crises as With research, the hopes are it immediate recovery. The number well as information that can be will get turned back to emergency Four Calendar Cafe styles to stun listeners, immobilizing aJXI hard to digest at first, but would one priority is to save as many applied to develop more effective personnel, he says. Cocteau Twins them under a white-hot glory fmd comfort under the spiritual spell lives as possible. plans to reduce the impacts of "We hope it will help local Capitol guaranteed to melt the ear drums. of Fraser. But in a small university office future disasters. communities be better prepared in Grade: A Always known as

Todar • vs. Towson State 8:00 p.m. "Recruiting is like shaving. If Saturday you don't Clo it every day you • Football vs Towson State ' look like a bum." •Volleyball vs. Robert Morris 10:00 a.m. •Volleyball vs. Providence 3:00p.m. - Delaware men's basketball assistant •Ice hockey at Pennsylvania 2:45 p.m. coach Sean Kearney. Fridt:~y

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Sports;, Malloy Review ByMegam Where to go when they call ? returns as McDermott Recruiting Hens face The is crucial to Tigers BY RON PQRTER coach is college Sports Editor In case you missed the so-called decisions hype, senior spread end Keita Malloy always was missing from the Hens' starting lineup Saturday for the 21-19 victory for athletes. over Maine. Malloy was suspended by right BY MEq.N MCDERMOTI Delaware Coach Tubby Raymond for Sporn Editor actions Raymond said, "were not In a time when professional Picture this: appropriate for a Delaware football athletes get away with abusing You're running up the player." fans with what amounts to a hand­ basketball court. This Saturday, Malloy is expected slap as their only punishment and You've got the ball. to be hack - and ready to play at his college coaches are repeatedly The defense is moving in on offensive and defensive positions. criticized for sacrificing morals for you, so you look for your The punishment stemmed from a wins, it is reassuring to see the options. scuffle after the Hens' 43-29 loss to opposite. You check 'OUt your Massachusetts on October 23. It is refreshing to see a coach teammates to see who's open. Malloy spent the past weekend at stand by what he believes to be But these aren' t just any his parents' home in Washington, right, regardless of the teammates. They're the top high D.C., deciding whether or not he consequences. school basketball players in the would return to the Hens. Tubby Raymond, the Delaware country. "My initial response was that I football coach, excluded senior Then, out of the comer of you was going to quit," Malloy told the Keita Malloy from the game eye, you see someone on the News Journal last Friday. against Maine Saturday, based on sidelines that looks familiar. But Wednesday, Malloy said he Malloy's behavior the previous North Carolina Coach Dean supponed Raymond's decision and week against Massachusetts. Smith? understood why it was made. ' Malloy is not just any football Is that Bobby Knight of If Malloy chooses to return, he player. IOOiana basketball fame? will resume his offensive and He has made three touchdown This is a scenario hundreds of defensive duties as a Hen when receptions as a spread end. high school athletes go through Delaware faces Towson State He averages almost 10 yards per in tournaments and camps every Saturday at Delaware Stadium, carry on punt returns. summer. Raymond said. He has made five tackles since The contests are showcases of The Hens defeated, the Tigers 55- his cornerback debut this season. top athletes, and college coaches 27 last year, but that was without He is also the holder for field know it. They WHO? BE Towson's offensive leader- senior goal and extra point attempts. SPECIFIC line the courts hoping tailback Tony Vinson. In short, Malloy, who was for that rare find that could make "He's a big league football suspended from the university their program the greatest. player," said Raymond. "And I mean after a djspute at Christiana "All these people you see on big." Towers last semester but later TV- they're watching you. It Big is an understatement for the 6- allowed to return to the school and kind of amazed me," said foot, 2-inch, 227-pound tank. . - the team in time for the start of sophomore Rob Garner, who So far this season Vins.on' Ira$ this season, performed many key transferred to Delaware last year compiled 1200 yards. He had lfiu roles as a · Delaware football from the University of Texas, Then coaches were calling. "scrawny, little camper." Perry said. "It's a matter of keeping NFL scouts at his last game against and is expected to replace Kevin player. "One night I just burst out of my Recently the NGAA made rules up with the Joneses. If one coach Howard University. But Raymond decided after the Blackhurst as a Hen guard this room and was hysterical. 'This may restricting what coaches can do. calls every night, you had to. Now "First time I saw him run track I game in Massachusetts that the season. as well all be written in Chinese,' I Recruiters have a book of you can't do that .... It's a snowball knew we had something special," "What every coach in· the team's ideals were more imponant told my parents. 1 plopped this huge regulations about an inch and a half effect." said 28-year Towson Coach Gordy than any one player. country is doing is putting on stack of mail in my dad 's lap and thick that they are tested on every The rules are aimed to prott!Ct the Combs. "This has to be done,'' Raymond sweatshirts with their school said, 'I can't deal with this."' year. athletes from unnecessary pressure. The Tigers also have a quality said. "It's just part of the name and standing with 150 to But coaches say they have no Coaches are limited to one phone Garner, from Potomac High quarterback. 250 other coaches and watching discipline you have to have." choice. It's a matter of keeping up call each week. School near Washington, D.C. - ~ Junior Dan Crowley has ilirown Granted, Saturday's game was these guys play," said Sean with other schools. - "I can't imagine what it was like basketball powerhouse - said he 1,350 yards and 17 touchdowns, and against Maine, a 3-5 team ranked Kearney, Delaware men's "Probably coaching is more ·before massive rules and was heavily recrufted by Big East yielded only four interceptions. basketball assistant coach . ninth of 12 Yankee Conference important on a high school level. On regulations," said Rome, who said and Atlanti£ Coast Conference Junior spread end Mark Orlando, squads before the game, which Coaches follow some players a college level, recruiting is the top phone calls could get a little schools during high school. who has caught 24 passes for 510 as early as ninth grade, but Delaware beat the previous two priority," said . Joyce Perry, ridiculous . "They'd say, 'What's "For me, it didn't get too yards and five touchdowns, is years. NCAA regulations prevent any Delaware women ' s basketball new?' I'd say, 'Not much. I'm about annoying, because my, high school Crowley's top target. form of contact until the athlete's But no game is ever a sure bet coach. the same as I was when you called coach handled everything, so it All three factors could be a junior year, when letters may be - especially with the Hens Perry says close to 70 percent of last week."' didn't get too messy. But it •could problem for a Delaware defense that already playing without starting sent. Phone calls and face-to-face her work time is spent buildin·g . Also, recruiters are only · have," he said. has given up over 2000.yards in the contact (away from the college senior quarterback Dale Fry, out future teams. permitted three contacts with Garner's coach, Taft Hickman, air this &easan. with a broken collarbone, and campus) may not stan until the "It's like they say," Kearney said. athletes away from college said he has sent about 49 players to "We have to win all the rest of our sophomore halfback Pat Williams, summer before senior year. "'Recruiting is like shaving. If you campuses, and, as a result, usually play in college over 13 years. He games, because if we don't I don't Once the deluge of letters who scored five touchdowns this don't do it every day you look like a won't talk to them after watching a helps them make their decisions and see them letting us into the [NCAA) begins, things can get crazy for season before an ankle sprain three burn."' high school games. requests recruiters call him and send tournament," said Malloy.• some athletes - even in lower­ weeks ago. ~oaches look for general athletic "You knew they were there," said letters to his office, rather than to the But injuries may play a big part in Raymond had no way of profile sports. ability and specific skills, as well as freshman Adam Miller, recruited as athletes. the outcome Saturday. "It was really stressful," said knowing the effect playing without a personality that fits the team. a guard by Kearney. "But they "As a high school senior, I want Senior quarterback.Dale Fry is still sophomore volleyball player Malloy would have. "You're trying to project what a couldn't talk to you. You wanted to them to enjoy the year," Hickman out with a fractured right clavicle and Emily Rome, who said for a few "That's not .even a 17-year-old is going to be in four or know what they thought. It was said. "It's tough to enjoy senior year will be out at least two rn0re weeks. weeks in the fall of her senior consideration," Raymond said. five years - physically, socially frustrating ... • with all that. ... It's a tremendous Senior linebacker Chris Johnson is "The football team's more year, she was receiving 50 to 75 anr.l. \l~y r.ho logically .." said Tubby There are also ~dead periods" ' pressure on them. questionable for this weekend. with a important than any individual." letters a day - that could take "A lot of times the kids just give nerve contusion in his neck. Junior It would probably be· easy hours to go through - from Raymond, Delaware football coach. throughout the year, when phone "It's easy to pick out a Chris calls and in-person evaluations of up and say yes. Coaches would call defensive end Rob Higbee the skirmish at Massachusetts - it · coffege recruiters. 'Tcf come Webber. It's not always so easy to games are prohibited. every day , Assistant coaches are is also questionable. · · • home from school after was far from a full-blown brawl pick out a Bobby Hurley," said "It's hard sometimes when you like used car salesmen," he said. "I could give you a list of one­ volleyball practice and eat and no official penalties were Kearney, who said he saw Hurley at need to tell somebody something, legged players," said Raymond. 'rnte issued after the incident. dinner. Then I had this big stack see RECRUITING page B5 injuries are really starting to get But he didn't. boring." "This ha:s to be done," Raymond said. "As I said, [he was suspended for] actions inappropriate for a Delaware football player." As it turned out, the Hens beat Maine 21-19 in the rainy Spikers win sixth straight homecoming match-up. One of Malloy's replacements, freshman Norman Coleman, ran BY MICHAEL LEWIS hitter Susan Diener put down outplaying the Hens. But after 79- yards for a first-quarter Staff Reporter two kills in a row. Viera's crucial timeout, touchdown. The Delaware women's Finally, with the score 12-10, Delaware, which has won its last Senior placekicker Steve Leo volleyball team wasn't playing senior outside hitter Liz Herman seven matches, regrouped and made all his point after attempts well. ended a long rally by killing a regained control. with sophomore quarterback Keith The Hens won the first 'game set from sophomore setter Nikki "It would have been really Langan holding the ball. of Tuesday's match at Carpenter Brassell to complete the easy for us to get down when we In short, Delaware replaced Sports Building against the comeback. fell behind early," Brassell said. Malloy effectively Saturday. University of Maryland­ By the time the Retrievers "But there's no quit in this team, Raymond disregarded the Baltimore County, but they were knew what hit them, the Hens and we knew we could come individual skill of his athletes and trailing badly in game two. With came all the way back to win back." instead considered the image they the score 3-10, Hen Coach game two 15-12. Game three brought a drop in convey for the team. Barbara Viera called a time-out The Hens dropped the Delaware's Intensity, and the And he still won the football to settle her team down. ensuing game but were able to Retrievers seized the game. "We weren't playing real well win the match in four games, opportunity. Several would-be at the time, and I knew if we 15-3, 15-10,8-15, 15-8. Hen kills were dug up by the Megan McDermotl is a sports settled down, we could still Led by Brassell (47 assists) hustl ing UMBC defense, which editor for The Review. come back," Viera said. and ·Diener (17 kills), the Hens took advantage of a few Viera was right on target. jumped out to a 7-1 lead in game Delaware mistakes to cut the After the timeout Delaware one and coasted the rest of the Hens' lead to 2-l. (21-12, 3-1 North Atlantic game against the overmatched "We dropped off a little bit in Conference) looked like a Retrievers (19-11). the third game, and our serving completely different team. Oame two was a different was very inconsistent," Herman First, junior outside hitter s tory . ,L ed by outside hitter said. "But I think after we lost K.T. Nieradka served two aces. Kelly O'Brien, UMBC came out that game, we were really Sophomore outside hiUer Susan Diener bumps the ball in the Then, sophomore outside strong, outhustling and Hens' victory over UMBC Tuesday. see SPIKERS page 85 BS. THE REVIEW. November 5, 1993 Basketball bombshell explodes in Delaware The Delaware Blue Bombers are a professional basketball team that's ready to take the chill out of winter.

BY RON PORTER who are third team and people at small unique about making his team. Sports Edi tor schools don't even get a chance." "Taking this bunch of guys and On November 17, 199 3 Delaware Wright said he will use this making them into a team and the graduates Carolyn Puglisi-Barker and experience as a stepping stone to get to challenge of teaching them the style of Scott Barker had a baby boy. the next level and also to show the play that we want after they have been Three days later the couple bought a people things that he didn't get to playing for different teams is a great basketball franchise. show as a Hen. challenge," said Barker. Not a bad month for two people who "I'll get to shoot the three [point The Bombers season starts on are happily married and in love with ] more and do more fancy stuff," November 13th when they play an the game of basketball. · said Wright. exhibition against the Hazelton Hawks Barker graduated with a business W ith so many different people on at 7:30. degree and is the head coach and the team, Barker says that the squad general manager of the team, while will combine all the personalities but Puglisi-Barker, who graduated with a still maintain the franchise's goals. engineering degree, is the president. Players get paid salaries and most of Each says the endeavor has been the success of the team will depend on fun, but they really t;aven ' t had a fan support and of course, winning. chance to bask in the glory. "Success will come only if we get "Everything has been so directly in the entire state involved," said Barker. front of us that we're just focusing on " Delaware people like to have the next thing in front of us and trying s omething they can call their own, to get it done," said Barker. that's why it's called the Delaware As. far as the team goes, the couple Blue Bombers and not just the has compiled a group of graduated Wilmington Blue Bombers." Division I players from schools in the The Bombers will play their home area. games at Newark High School, but are Schools like Delaware, St.Joseph 's practicing in locations like Brown and Wilmington College make up the Boy's Club and West Center City core of the team. Community Center in Wilmington. Former Delaware players such as The Bombers will play in the Anthony "Sweet" Wright, Denard Atlantic Division against such teams Montgomery, Taurence Chisolm and as the Pottsville Stingers, Allentown Mark Murray make up most of the Jets, Frederick Flyers, Scranton Miners Bomber squad. and Hazleton Hawks. Most of these players see the Barker says he doesn't think that the Bombers as a chance to get looked at division will have any dominating and possibly make the step to the next teams. level. "I don't recognize any of the names, THE REVIEW I Fil e Photo "I feel it's all politics," said Wright they could be great they could be Foi'mer Delaware forward Anthony Wright will continue his basketball career of getting a tryout to an NBA team. average . I don't see anybody being this year as a member of the Delaware. Blue Bombers. "It's all in who you know . Some better than anyone else," said Barker. teams, like UNL V, get players picked Barker, however, sees two things

Volleyball comeback Sh~q Diesel contains high octane continued from page B5- NAC player of week last week, set up Herman on the outside, ShaqDiesel He warns all "gold diggers" to step motivated to finish the match in who with one swing of her arm Shaquille O'Neal back, because he's not about all that. four." ended the match. Iitle RecDtcJs r•., ... , '~ • '"'~f .,.., I 0<"' 1 O'Neal then turns to the "Shaq Delaware came out firing in "I was plea~ed with our overall Grade: A props section" of the collection, when game four, with sophomore effort tonight," Viera said . "Our he talks about everything from his middle hitter Carolyn Bockius serving concerns me a little bit, BY RON PQRIER childhood days to his decision "should and freshman hitter Karen but I'm very optimistic about our Spotts Editor I' shoot, or should I pass." Kunselman, NAC rookie of the chances in the NAC tournament." "All you sucker punks can't stop Toward the end of the album, week, spraying kills all over the "We're really playing well as a my dunk." O'Neal has. a selection titled, Gig gin' floor. team right now," Brassell added. Who would want to try? On Em. The Hens took control early. "I think if we keep playing this Shaquille O'Neal has taken to the This is the trademark Shaquille When Kunselman and Diener well, we'll be extremely studio and done something that even O'Neal song, chock full of reggae and combined to block hitter Dana successful the rest of the year." Michael Jordan didn't do- make his cut-ups of all those who tried to take.it Eberly ' s kill attempt at 12-6, the The Hens' next match is own album. to the hole but failed. match was all but over. Saturday at 10:00 a.m. in the If you like his backboard-breaking Greg Anthony (Knicks), Manute Two points later Brassell, the dunks, then believe it - you will like Bol (whoever), Grand Mama (Larry his slamdunk style of mppin'. Johnson, Charlotte Hornets) and even The album cover displays only country people, O'Neal has gigged on Athlete recruiting Shaq's bald head and the "don't mess 'em. · with me," look that O'Neal has One bad thing about the album is continued from page B5 exciting to hear what they had to become known for. the fact that O'Neal had plenty of help "Their job is to sell the university. say," said freshman Mark Hondru, a O'Neal begins his album with in making it. defensive tackle for the Delaware NBA commissioner David Sterns' This is not bad in the case of Tribe You have to make sure you read between all the lines." football team. "It feels good, but you amouncement of O'Neal being picked Called Quest, but others just interrupt can't get cocky." to the Orlando Magic in the flTSt round O'Neal's smooth style and make the Sometimes, Hickman said, players will have bags full of mail - much Raymond said they start with of the 1992 NBA Draft. lyrics seem as choppy as a about 3,000 juniors to write to each Then he moves into a song about Sacramento Kings' fast break. of it unread - piling up in his office. "They keep telling the kids they're year, which narrows as time goes on. how O'Neal got into the NBA in the Whafs Up Doc, is the last cut on Once the selection is narrowed first place. this album. It asks simply, "Can f great," he said. "They pump their heads up." down, coaches make home visits to (I Know I Got) Slcillz is a cut strictly rock? " The answer is up to you. athletes, or invite them to make · about O'Neal and, what else, his O'Neal downs Alonzo Morning The process starts with simple letters before junior year; have-a­ campus visits, where the recruit skills. and Christian Laettner on this cut, then meets the team and sees the campus. He'll cream you like cheese and moves into more about his style of nice-season type messages so coaches can make their presence Finally, decisions are made. spread you on his bagel so watch out. play and dominance in the league. Athletes sign with a team, starting in The next song Let Me In, Let Me ln "I slam it, jam it, make sure it's known. Then the pace picks up by senior February of their senior year, as is one of the best songs on this album. broke," says O'Neal. coaches look to establish future O'Neal talks about those women You should, play it, listen to it year. Cour1 esy of Jive Records. "I read most of [the letters] . It was teams. who are out to get him for his money make sure it's warped. Shaquille O'Neal double pumps the mike in his latest jam that is and fame. Word. titled . Swim team dives into season BY SARA HAUFF made," Hayman said. "The group like stroke development. The Assistant Sports Editor trains like a Division I athlete. This motivation is best because they want The monotony of practice. It can is the first team at Delaware to stay it.u be like going through the motions together close as a team. This season, Delaware will face like a robot. Day in, day out. Doing "We have no prima-donnas on its toughest opponents, Drexel and everything in the water. the team. Everyone is in the same Boston University. No dullness this season for boat." "Since we're a non-scholarship Delaware men's and women's Last year, the Hens were more team," said junior John Tracy. "We swimming. like individual swimmers who went have to swim outside our abilities to "This year, we're one big their own way, said junior beat these teams. family," said junior backstroker "We definitely have the right Mike Brown. attitude." Literally. Hens Coach John Since the Hens' swimmers do not Hayman has for years now put all of receive scholarships, Hayman knows the men and women swimmers into that the swimmers are on the team families. for the love of swimming. The family is made up of a big "Other friends of mine received brother and big sister who are scholarships," said Davis. "In a upperclassmen on the team who take sense it takes pressure off of me, five freshman younger siblings because I don't have scholarship under their wing. backstroker John Tracy. money hanging over my head. "If anyone has problems with This season, Delaware has a team "Also, I know I'm swimming school, the older swimmers are there that motivates each other, freshman because I love it." to help them out," Brown said. Nancy Davis said. Davis said she's never been on a "The team as a whole is much It's can be tough to stay team that's been so motivated to do more balanced going down the line," motivated during the first two well. Brown said. "All my years it has months of preseason training. "The team unity keeps you up. If THE REVIEW / Walter M. Eberz been the best team talent-wise that "I have to keep them motivated you get down there is someone right The Delaware men's and women's1 swim team practice on Thursday. John Tracy (left with goggles) we've ever had." before competition starts," Hayman there to bring you back up," Davis peers ~ut of the water. , · "One of my goals is already said. "It's just a matter of specifics, said. Classi ieds November 5, 1993 • THE REVIEW. 86

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