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THURSDAY, JANUARY 20, 2000 Peeping persists, decision coming On-campus women worry about safety
EMILY NICHOLS contributing writer Peeping incidents in women's VrAect bathrooms are continuing to occur in residence halls and the Office of Residence Life is con- sidering upgrading residence hall security — but hasn't made Some Common Sense Tips: a decision as to what measures -Keep room and suite doors will be taken. closed and locked. Some female students, on the -Do not share keys and/or other hand, are clamoring for a combinations to locks. decision to be made soon. -Know your neighbors. Know On Sunday, three peeping who belongs in your area incidents were reported within and who is a stranger- an hour in three separate resi- ALEX VESSELS/phoio editor dence halls, according to JMU -Do not allow people to piggy- Peace marchers make the final leg of the trek through campus on their way to GraftorvStovall Theatre. Police reports. back or follow you into a Several scenarios are being building or suite when taken into consideration to make you open the door. residence halls more secure. -Report all suspicious activity "We are considering putting a or persons IMMEDIATELY Students mark to the University Police At least having Department at: a closed door is 568-6911 King's holiday less of an invita- HVAN PUDI.OSKI/.wHwr unisr Hundreds participate in peace march, speak out tion than an open invitation than an open door is," she said. KLRI SCHWAB After the march concluded, door is. Adding locks to bathroom many participants took a seat staff writer doors is another possibility. in Grafton-Stovall Theatre for Maggie Evans However, Evans said there are Residence Life Director More than 100 students gath- a speak out, an opportunity drawbacks with this plan ered outside Zane Showker Hall for people to discuss King's because students may simply to honor Martin Luther King Jr. influence on society. prop the doors open. on Monday, the first time JMU Emcee Da-Net Henderson, card swipe at each stairway "I think putting a lock on the observed MLK Day by canceling a sophomore, welcomed the entrance within the Village bathroom door is a great idea," Vaulting Into Action Test of Talent IKUVI.II Winter. Interrupted^ The JMU women's gymnastics team looks Art and art history professors prove that Earlier Deadlines ■ Take a look at The Breeze film crit- to try out new high-flying moves tomorrow \|^ ■ The on-campus contract ic's faves from the winter movie rush. they can practice what they preach in night when it hosts Towson in the Dukes' deadline has been moved up. "Girl, Interrupted" and "The Green the classroom during Sawhill Gallery's so students must make deci- Mile" top the list. Page 19 first home meet of the year. Page 35 Faculty Art Exhibit. Pages 24-25 sions quick. Page 3 Thursday, Jan. 20, 2000 TABLE OF CONTENTS NEWS DUKE DAYS EVENTS CALENDAR ORL moves up housing deadline 3 SGA 5 THURSDAY, JANUARY 20 SUNDAY, JANUARY 23 Student Organization Night 5 OPINION • Fellowship Dinner, 5:30 p.m., 690 S. Mason • JMU Staff Recital, 3 p.m., Emmanuel Episcopal St., sponsored by Wesley Foundation, call Ben Church, featuring the Chekada Chamber Winds at 434-3490 House Editorial: Conservative sex trend beneficial 10 • JMU Faculty Recital, 8 p.m., Emmanuel Episcopal • Yoga Club, 5 p.m., Taylor 309, Church, with Keith Stevens, guitar and Mary Kay Spotlight: What did you do with your call Kai at 435-5878 Adams, flute, call x3481 or x6863 time on MLK Day. .10 • Mass, PC Ballroom, 11 a.m. and 5 p.m., CCM House Future is upon us by Mike Olson 11 FRIDAY, (1052 S. Main St.), 9 p.m., sponsored by Catholic JANUARY 21 Campus Ministry Darts and Pats 11 Tips for surviving the semester. 13 • Madison DJ Collective, TO SUBMIT A DUKE DAY EVENT: E-mail Brian at The 6 p.m., Taylor 309, call Kai at Breeze at westlebr with the information (event, date, location, Adventures in bridesmaiding by 435-5878 contact info, etc.) Please submit by Friday for a Monday issue Courtney Crowley 15 and Tuesday for a Thursday issue. STYLE Winter movie reviews 19 WXJM cd review 21 POLICE LOG WEATHER Simpsons 23 Duct tape 23 ELISSA FORREST the intersection of Bluestone Drive L- Today Just go out 27 I! police reporter and South Main Street. 1 Occasional snow showers This week at the movies 27 The driver of a delivery truck was Underage Possession of 1 High 35, Low 17 arrested and charged with assault Alcohol on a police officer and reckless • Marie E. Holland, 20, of ^miiiiiiiiB FOCUS driving on Jan. 17 at 12:30 p.m. at Nokesville, was arrested and High Low the intersection of Carrier and charged with underaged possession Friday Sunny, cold 32 8 Faculty Art Exhibit in Bluestone drives. of alcohol on Jan. 16 at 12:54 a.m. Sawhill Gallery 24-25 After disobeying instructions in G-lot. Saturday Mostly sunny 29 15 from police officers on traffic control • Non-student,Timothy Gallagher, detail, the driver reportedly got out 19, of Bowie, Md., was arrested and Sunday Snow, rain 39 24 SPORTS of his vehicle, pushed the officer charged with underaged possession and shouted at him. of alcohol on Jan. 16 at 2:05 a.m. at Monday Partly cloudy 45 23 Track & field preview 31 Prior to the incident, the officer the entrance to the Sigma Kappa reportredly observed the driver sorority house. Wrestling 33 speeding. Destruction of Public Property MARKET WATCH Women's gymnastics 35 In other matters, campus police • Unidentified individuals Wednesday, Jan. 19.2000 JMU's Top 50 37 report the following: reportedly destroyed a bathroom stall partition and the floor seal on a DOW JONES AMEX Sports beat 39 Driving While Under the commode in Fredrickson Hall on Influence Jan. 15 at 3:04 p.m. 71.36* 4.23 A close: 11,489.36 1 • Mattnew Garcia, 21, of Arlington, The estimated damage is close: 890.57 LIFESTYLE was arrested and charged with $1,250. The investigation continues driving while under the influence of due to active leads. NASDAQ - S&P500 Horoscopes .41 alcohol on Jan. 15 at 2:16 a.m. at 20.48 A 0.81 A see POLICE LOG page 9 Crossword puzzle 41 close: 4,151.29 close: 1,455.95 Comics 45 INFORMATION The Breeze is published Monday and Thursday mornings LOCATION and distributed throughout James Madison University and CLASSIFIEDS BREEZE the local Harrisonburg community. 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News: x6699 Susan Shrfflett, x8089 Focus: x6729 Receptionist Classifieds must be paid in Sports: x6709 — lames Madison Photo/Graphics: x6749 Angie McWhorter advance in The Breeze office. . \ ..' The Breeze NEWS Thursday, Jan. 20,2000 3 Youth skier dies To move or not to move: at Massanutten Resort A 17-year-old high school senior died Sunday morning at ORL wants answers sooner Massanutten Ski Resort while RICHARD SAKSHAUG process as well." attempting to ski an advanced theme." slope, marketing director June staff writer Students will now have more time Some students said they feel that the Brinkman between signing the on-campus contracts The JMU Housing, Dining and new deadline and measures being taken said. mmmmmm^mm^mmmam and signing up for a room. ORL will be by the ORL are reasonable. The lik-communications Services Contract able to see how the numbers will pan out Freshman Gary Costanzo said the victim, deadline has been moved to Feb. 11. This In Brief and can decide how many residence halls change is fine with him. "It's a good idea whose new date is earlier than the mid-March name should be substance free, upper class or to get it out of the way sooner," he said. "I deadline of previous years. Although it wasn't freshmen halls. This way, the preferences was decided before break. This new dea- essentially gives students less time to released, crashed into a padded indicated by students on the contracts can dine didn't rush me." make a decision whether to live on or off steel pole. He was taken by heli- Sophomore Shari Acree said the copter to the University of campus next year, the change was imple- EARLY BIRD GETS THE ROOM change really didn't affect her. "It doesn't Virginia Medical Center, where mented by the Office of Residence life make any difference to me because I've he later died. (ORL) to benefit students. WHAT: The ORL is moving up the Massanutten has several ski JMU Housing, Dining and already decided where 1 want to live next "In talking with students about when year," she said. patrol officials watching the Telecommunications Services slopes, but, like many ski resorts, they make decisions, we found that they Still, other students find the change is make the decision where to live well in Contract deadline doesn't have any requirements to WHEN: To Feb. 11, earlier than the causing them difficulties. "It really puts advance of us making the contract," said ski the most advanced trails, usual date of mid-March me in a bad position," freshman Joanna Brinkman said. Maggie Evans, director of residence life. WHERE: For all on-campus housing Greer said. "I don't know where I want to The resort does label ski lifts "Surveys have shown us that students are — students must decide whether to live and who I want to live with." She and slopes with the level of diffi- making these decisions often as early as live on campus, but don't have to have said it's too early in the semester to be culty. November or December. We wanted to be a roommate yet making the decision. "By mid-March I'd Brinkman said the lift the victim a part of their decision rather than an definitely know. Right now, everything is got on was clearly marked as dif- ficult terrain. Massanutten's last afterthought. Students shouldn't have to more easily be met. still up in the air." wait on [the contract]." fatality was in 1995 and involved Gatesman said ORL will try to accom- Sophomore Jim Blackburn said, "It's an experienced skier on an Another reason the contract was modate for students who request sub- way too short a time. You need more time expert trail. moved up is because of the early activity stance-free residence halls. Students who to make your decision." of off-campus promotions. requested substance-free as freshmen but Sophomore Chrissy Woods said, "I Habitat house dedicated "Off-campus apartments begin pro- couldn't get in will be contacted to see if wish they would have left it with the orig- in Grottoes on Sunday moting options and leases early in the fall they're still interested. Then ORL can cal- inal date. I haven't thought about where I semester," said Chris Gatesman, associate culate how many upperclassmen resi- want to live yet." Several JMU students and com- director of residence life. dence halls there ought to be. For students interested in living off munity representatives dedicated He said the advertisements promoting ORL may consider increasing the num- campus next year, there is an Off-Campus a house they helped build for a the off-campus options that run in The ber of upperclassmen substance-free halls, Life Fair this week. The fair is being held local family on Sunday. Breeze cause students to begin thinking and will mostly likely turn Spotswood today in Taylor 202 from 10 a.m. until 4:30 The JMU chapter of Habitat for about the next year's living options, espe- Humanity, Greek representa- Hall into a substance-free hall. Converse p.m. tives and representatives from cially the off-campus options, early in the Hall filled up quickly this year with the Kathy Sarver, coordinator for Off- Nielsen Construction and school year. Gatesman said the ORL has students from the freshmen substance-free Campus Life, said the fair provides stu- Central Valley Habitat gathered decided to get involved with the process Shorts Hall who got first dibs on upper- dents with lots of information. in Grottoes to celebrate finishing earlier so they can be consistent with the class substance-free dorms. Those are the Representatives of real estate in the area the house. others. only two substance-free dorms. are there with tables. More than 100 JMU students "Advertising in The Breeze from off- ORL hopes to avoid this kind of prob- Off-Campus Life has a table to help participated in building the campus apartments can put students into lem this year. However, Gatesman admits house and several hundred address students' concerns. ORL is there more students helped raise a frenzy," Evans said. "A false urgency is it might be difficult. to provide information about living on money for the project. created in autumn that can be hard on stu- "Filling up is a problem for every resi- campus. Telephone and cable company dents. We want to make sure they know dence hall," he said. "Any Bluestone hall NTC has information about hookup and Debate team takes third that we are a part of their decision-making will run out of room regardless of the costs. in December tournament The JMU debate team has released its results for its last tour- nament of last semester, the Bridgewater "Study Break" Tournament held on Dec. 11, ^SS 1999. The team finished third in the overall school sweepstakes. Senior Rachel Wilson finished procfclcvtvw first in poetry interpretation; freshman Pamela Waller fin- ished first in program oral inter- pretation and third in poetry interpretation; sophomore Kristin kours r 1 Untiedt finished fourth in pro- gram oral interpretation and fifth in poetry interpretation; sopho- more Kimberly Umstadter fin- ished fifth in program oral inter- GJI pretation, fourth in poetry inter- pretation, fifth in prose interpre- tation and second in pentathlon; freshman Jason Dart and Umstadter finished first in duo interpretation; and Dart finished fifth in pentathlon. wews cat — from staff reports XKIS THOMAS/senior pholuKrupher RUSH, DON'T WALK: JMU social fraternities held spring men's rush this week from Mi Jan. 17-19 on the commons. 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MON FRI 7:30 -10:30 A.M. vel-y dayd The Breeze NEWS Thursday, Jan. 20, 2000 5 Vision statement discussed Students SGA plans to shift focus from mission to vision check out statement; Members will lobby in Richmond forJMU JMU clubs V ELLY HANNON RISTEN BERTRAM IV news editor K contributing writer In the wake of the University Council's Because of sufficient student interest, decision to approve the mission statement Student Organization Night made its first over the objections of the Student spring appearance Tuesday night at the Government Association, SGA will next Convocation Center, which marked the first strive to impact the vision statement while time that the evening has been held twice in it's still in the planning stages. a year. SGA Vice President Heather Herman, The idea of having Student Organization who sits on the University Council and Night in the spring, in addition to the fall, voted for the mission statement, said the began one year ago when students began SGA's objections to the mission statement asking if the event could be held again after had to be overlooked because they came too the traditional early September date, Katie late in the process to be constructive. Morrow, coordinator of clubs and organiza- "It's like going up five minutes before an tions, said. event and shutting it down because of [a "Student Organization Night offers the problem]," she said. opportunity for students to make connec- Herman said most of SGA's complaints tions and get involved," Morrow said. and concerns were related to the vision There were 94 clubs represented Tuesday statement, not the mission statement, and night at the Convocation Center, about 15 to that getting involved earlier in the process is 20 fewer groups than in the fall, Morrow key. said. Each club had their own table that was "Anything you say that's specific, that's used to display posters, pictures and going in the vision statement," she said. descriptions of what the organization did. SGA President Austin Adams agreed For many clubs, this was their main effort to that there had been confusion about the recruit new members. definition between the vision and mission Sophomore Beth Yalch said, "For new statements, primarily because Adams said clubs, Student Organization Night is a great he was unaware there was going to be a way to get other organizations aware of you vision statement. and get your name out on campus." "I failed to communicate with you and I Students could collect information from a failed to know there was' a vision wide variety of organizations as they statement," he said. walked down the aisles. However, he urged SGA members still Most students who attended did so in unsatisfied with the mission statement to order to get more involved on campus. take action. Freshman Stacy Zalesak said her reason for coming to Student Organization Night was, "If you feel you weren't included . . . STEVE GLXSSIstaff phutoxrupher please write a bill. It's our strongest form of "I haven't joined a club yet and I really Rick Larson, associate vice president of student affairs and SGA adviser, spoke action," he said. wanted to join one." with SGA Tuesday to alert them to the upcoming drafting of the vision statement. Compounding confusion on the Many club representatives agreed difference between the the mission and Based on the results of Gov. Jim Knights of Columbus $165 to purchase new, Student Organization night was a great vision statements, Rick Larson, associate Gilmore's biennium budget, the bills reacted politically correct bibs to use in their annual idea. Junior Matt Hahne, a representative of vice president of student affairs and SGA to certain projects or resources not provided fundraising drive for people with mental the Madison Society, a group that promotes adviser, spoke briefly to give SGA for financially in the proposed budget. By health problems. JMU pride, said, "Coming to Student background information on the statements, passing the bills, SGA gave its approval for ISAT Sen. Coleen Santa Ana introduced a Organization Night is step number one, the but gave definitions that contrasted those its lobbying contingent to fight for such bill that would allocate $1,598.35 to the next step is to become a member and get given by the administration. projects and resources. Asian Student Union to offset the cost of a involved." Using an elaborate analogy to Items the bills supported lobbying for speaker for their upcoming Lunar New Year In addition to the clubs and organizations demonstrate the process of how the mission include: $1 million to be given to JMU's celebration in February. represented, food and entertainment were and vision statements are created, Larson Equipment Trust Fund for the purpose of The final bill was introduced by At-Large provided. described a vision statement as JMU's "city furniture and equipment for the second Sen. Jada Beazer, which would give Alpha Popcorn and soda were provided by on the hill," or ultimate purpose, which CISAT academic building and $26 million Kappa Alpha, Inc. $225 to attend a JMU Focxd Services, and Rick Hill, coordina- SGA still has the opportunity to contribute for the construction of the third CISAT mandatory regional conference. tor of interfaith campus ministries, provided to. The mission statement that was passed, academic building. Another bill calls for Also at the meeting: music. Larson said, explain the methods by which $8,695,000 to renovate Harrison Hall in • Wampler/Spotswood Hall Sen. Jenn order to accommodate the academic Weiss gave the Food Services Committee Although the event attracted about 300 the vision statement will be achieved. students, many felt the event could have However, these definitions are the exact programs currently located in Anthony- report and said Bw-3 and Little Caesar's drawn a larger crowd if it had been held in a opposite of those given by JMU President Seeger Hall. have agreed to accept FLEX as a form of SGA approved a bill that will allow the payment. The committee is still Uxiking at location closer to the center of campus, espe- Linwood Rose in the Jan. 17 issue of The cially on a cold night, or if it had been a class Breeze. Rose said, 'The vision statement is lobbying team to lobby for House/Senate other possible off-campus sites. Bill 31, which allocates JMU $8,259,000 for Also, five vending snack machines are requirement. how we go about accomplishing what is in Sophomore Hannah Blumenthal said, the mission statement. The mission the second phase of the Bluestone area available for housing on Greek Row and a lottery will be held to determine which "More people may have attended if it was a statement is what we do and the vision residence hall renovations. The final houses will receive the machines. health passport event." statement is how we do it." legislative bill will allow the SGA to lobby • SGA's book sale, which ended Yet Grovcr Saunders, program assistant Larson said he does not know when for $20,103,592 to fund 87 full-time faculty positions and six technology-related yesterday, raised $2,720.50 as of Tuesday for student organization services said, planning for the vision statement will begin. "Considering the faraway kxration, cold Five bills were passed with little to no positions. SGA's lobbying contingent will be night. • Indigo Girls concert tickets go on sale at weather and the fact that this was the first debate at Tuesday night's meeting. All five going to Richmond Jan. 24 to 25. 9 p.m. Thursday night at the Warren Hall time the event was held in the spring, I was bills were authored by a member of SGA's Three other bills were introduced, but Box Office. All fl • Ethernet • 5 minute walk on South Main St. • 3,4, and 5 bedroom furnished apartments Contact Dr. D. 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Hundreds of panicked students (1HRISTINE TATUM professed higher levels of gam- escaped into the early-morning cold as firefighters searched jTMS campus cigarettes and activities such as bling addiction also reported rooms to account for all of the building's 600 residents. University exercise; gambling; Internet and heavy use of video games, and officials did not immediately release victims' names, pending College students may wind up video game use and television students addicted to smoking also notification of their families. The 25 students taken to area with more than a diploma once viewing. Then they rated each appeared more likely to consume hospitals suffered injuries ranging from burns to smoke inhalation, graduation rolls around. They substance and activity on how fre- alcohol. university spokeswoman Lisa Grider said. may also have an addiction or two quently it caused them to experi- "Overlapping addictions do Soot-faced students standing outside the building watched as — or three. ence a symptom of addiction such suggest a common core of vulner- at least one young man leaped from a third-story window. He A recent study conducted by as craving, a lack of control or ability to addictive substances suffered only a broken wrist and sprained ankle, witnesses said. researchers at Washington withdrawal. and activities found in everyday Students living on upper floors tied sheets together to lower University in St. Louis and pub- Among the study's findings: life," Dodd said. "Until recently, themselves down the side of the building, but firefighters managed lished in a recent issue of the jour- • Women were four times the search for this so-called addic- to rescue many with ladders. nal, "Addictive Behaviors," sug- more likely (36 percent) to be tive personality has been limited Several students said they and many of their friends failed to gests that people who have one "substantially addicted" to choco- react to the fire alarms immediately because they thought the mostly to studies of alcohol or addiction are likely to have others alarms were false. One student told reporters that four false late than men (8 percent), and drug abusers who are currently in as well. alarms roused students from their beds on the first night of last more likely to be addicted to caf- treatment for debilitating addic- semester's final exams. They evaluated 64 male and 65 tions. (However), we explored Investigators are working today to determine the fire's cause. female college students attending addictive tendencies among col- one private, highly selective, urban / have seen the lege students who are, in general, Northwestern bans alcohol at joint sorority— university. neither dysfunctional nor alienat- fraternity functions Researchers also hypothesized link between low ed from their social environ- that low self-esteem contributed to ment." In yet another attempt to erode the sodden "Animal House" high levels of addiction, but they self-esteem and College students who didn't image of fraternities, sororities at Northwestern University have found no such relationship. participate in the study had con- voted to stop throwing joint parties at frat houses if alcohol is to be "We did not assess the extent addiction. . . it flicting reactions to it. served. to which participants in our "My female friends are less The new policy, which will take effect next fall, is aimed at what study found their addictive ten- likely to be addicted to smoking for decades have been one of the most popular types of Greek seems to be a dencies to be dysfunctional or yy and alcohol because they feel it parties at Northwestern and scores of other universities—the stressing," said David K. Dodd, a vicious cycle. isn't feminine or, especially in the fraternity-sorority co-sponsored event. And for years alcohol has psychologist at Washington case of alcohol, safe to consume it been a major part of the culture at such gatherings. University who co-authored the in public," said Jackie I'ardue, a While fraternities can still throw functions with liquor at their study along with two students Lynn May student at Agnes Scott College in houses without sororities if they wish, they'll have to pay for the who graduated in 1998. "A rela- parties themselves without getting sororities to chip in. University of Missouri student Decatur, Ga. "And it's true that tionship between self-esteem and — from wire reports my friends who are addicts are addiction might be present usually addicted to more than one among individuals who are more feine (36 percent for women, and substance. It seems like once you seriously addicted or disturbed 23 percent for men). begin drinking, you begin smok- by their addiction." • Men, on the other hand, ing." Nation That makes sense to Lynn May, were much more likely to be Addictions aren't dictated by a student at the University of addicted to video games (25 per- gender, and plenty of people with Thousands march in South Carolina capital to Missouri. cent) than women (0 percent); the very positive views of themselves protest Confederate flag "1 have seen the link between Internet (23 percent for men, 6 are addicts, said Yuan-Kwan low self-esteem and addiction in percent for women) and televi- Chan, a graduate student at On Monday, the largest civil-rights gathering in South some of my very best friends, sion (34 percent for men, 17 per- Northwestern University. Carolina's history streamed into downtown Columbia to celebrate and it seems to be a vicious cent for women). "Bogus, bogus, bogus," she the life of the late Rev. Martin Luther King Jr., who would have cycle," she said. "A person will • Men reported more addictive said of the study. "I am not addict- turned 71 last week. Fueled by the NAACP's boycott of the state's tourism industry, be down on themselves, so they tendencies toward alcohol (34 per- ed to caffeine, alcohol or cigarettes, the estimated 46,000 participants also came to protest the do something to pick themselves cent) than women (19 percent) and so I suppose I am a semi-man and organization's target — the Confederate flag waving atop the up. Then they get down for what were more likely to be addicted to a 100 percent Internet-television State House dome. they have done, and do it again cigarettes (31 percent) than junkie. I have friends and class- Marchers began assembling at Zion Baptist as early as 6 a.m. to pick themselves up again. It's women (14 percent). mates who are addicted to all, By 8, several hundred were milling under a bright blue winter sky, so sad." The study also found a large some or none of the substances in and by 11, when the march started, the crowd was well beyond In the study, students rated correlation among substances and question, and they all sure do have initial expectations of 20,000. their personal levels of addiction activities. one thing in common: high self- The protesters, mostly African American, flowed into Columbia to several substances, including For example, students who esteem." from Clemson to Charleston, from Rock Hill to North Augusta. Several hundred traveled from Baltimore and Washington, staying in local churches Sunday night. Those arrangements were made in advance to support the NAACP's boycott. POUCELOG, from page 2 Chappelear Hall on Jan. 16 at 2:01 The Harrisonburg Fire Grand Larceny p.m. Department responded to the call. Letterman successfully recovering from heart • Unidentified individuals • An unidentified white male, surgery reportedly removed two laptop about 6 feet tall, described as Disturbance computers from a file cabinet in college aged with short brown hair, • Campus police served a Leave it to funnyman David Letterman to find humor in Keezell Hall on Jan. 13. "big eyes" and a thin build, wearing trespass notice to a non-student quintuple bypass heart surgery. The two laptops had been in the a baseball style jacket, reportedly who reportedly broke a student's "I feel fantastic," Letterman, 52, joked Saturday from his file cabinet since June 1999 and committed a shower stall invasion personal property. The dispute Manhattan hospital bed after a night of solid rest. "In addition to in Fredrickson Hall on Jan. 16 at was between acquaintances and rerouting the arteries, they also installed an E-ZPass." were worth a total of $5,000. The host of "Late Show With David Letterman," was said by his 2:45 p.m. occurred on Jan. 18 at 12:10 a.m. doctors to be recovering nicely. Peeping Tom Two witnesses filed the in a residence hall. "Dave's doing great," said Dr. Wayne Isom, who performed • An unidentified white male, complaint. The student declined to file Letterman's surgery on Friday at the Weill Cornell Center of New described as having brown eyes, charges against the subject. York-Presbyterian Hospital. reportedly committed a shower False Fire Alarm/Dangerous The comedian, whose appreciation for E-ZPass is no doubt stall invasion in Shorts Hall on Jan. Practices/ Fireworks Number of drunk in public charges grounded in his well-documented love of fast cars, underwent the 16 at 1:54 p.m. • Unidentified individuals since Aug. 28: 52 operation just hours after an angiogram revealed at least one • An unidentified white male, reportedly detonated an "Ammo seriously constricted artery. described as having blond to dirty Smoke" smoke bomb, activating a Number of parking tickets issued The Big Man opted for immediate surgery, which rerouted the brown hair, reportedly committed a smoke detector in Garber Hall, B from Jan. 10 through Jan. 18: 902 flow of blood to his heart muscles by using veins taken from shower stall invasion in section, on Jan. 16 at 3:29 a.m. elsewhere in his body to bypass blocked areas. — from wire reports 8 Thursday, Jan. 20, 2000 NEWS The Breeze OPEN Mon.-Sat. 10a.m.-9p.m Sun. 2 p.m. -8 p.m. CLOVE CIGARETTES We'd like to take • SAMPOERNA EXTRA • SAMPOERNA INTERNATIONAL IN THE • SAMPOERNA EXCLUSIVE • DJARUM SPECIALS (IN TINS) this opportunity to • DJARUM SPLASH (IN TINS) rai INCENSE & INCENSE BURNERS 30 SOUTH MAIN ST. ur^ you to look tit (BESIDES JHSS" LUNCH) (540)4334366 TAPESTRIES reg. $24.95 now $15.95 ADULT NOVELTIES & MOVIES a different ad OVER 100 DIFFERENT TYPES OF STICKERS, DECALS & PATCHES Tind the out of place (list urbing, or just plain weird ad in todays classified section and you'll set a big st udent discount every Wednesday and Friday at Massanutten Resort. 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His enthusiasm, even to suffer. part in the speak out and spoke about . . walking today, it was cold and we may King's impact as a leader. have thought we were suffering in the "He is a leadership model for the facul- cold, but we don't know suffering like ty, leaders and students here at JMU," King. He laid it on the line." Rose said. "JMU strives for the develop- Rick Larson, associate vice president for ment of leadership traits. Who is a better student affairs and supervisor of the divi- model of leadership than the man we sion that contains the Center for Multicul- honor today, Martin Luther King?" tural/International Student Services dis- Rose said he thinks many people cussed his change in attitude about MLK think of political players as leaders. But Day since he took over as an associate vice Rose wanted the audience to remember president in August. those whose lives and teachings have "I am a different person now than I was affected humanity, like Jesus, Confucius in August," Larson said. "In my former life as director of dining services, when Martin Luther King's birthday came Who is a better around, I was comfortable, too comfort- able. I thought there were other people model of leadership who would take care of this." In his new position working with mul- than the man we honor ticultural activities, Larson said he feels a yy new challenge to see what the center is today... ? about and to better understand diversity. Linwood Rose "I'm different because I can empathize. JMU President I'm not there yet, but I'm better," Larson said. Graduate student Steven Winslow said and Buddha. he sees King as a hero. "But in the 20th century, there were "Everyone needs heroes, everyone two leaders who espoused love for their needs someone to look up to as we walk fellow human beings and both died at the down the path," Winslow said. "Martin hands of an assassin — Gandhi and Mar- Luther King is my hero. He fought against tin Luther King," Rose said. "Our world is oppression, but did not fight for people of a better place today because of Martin color alone ... he fought against oppres- Luther King's life. We need to commit sion for all people. Martin Luther King's ourselves to using his life as an example actions and words inspired me to take for our own. I am grateful for the opportu- back what is mine. Struggles in life take a nity to honor his life today." long time to get over, but as Martin Luther Joanne Gabbin, director of the Honors King said, persevere, never give up. Help Program, recalled seeing King speak those whose lives are dark and full of when she was a college student. hate. Bring us together, smile at someone "His sermon was 'There is a bomb in you don't know. Shake the hand of a Gilead,' she said. "I left there thinking, stranger, bring us together." 'My God, what a model this man is.' " SGA President Austin Adams said he She reminded the audience of others ALEX \ EUBLSIphov editor was moved by the day. who sacrificed their lives and freedom for "It was beautiful to see people of all their beliefs in equal rights — the Little "... Affirm life, affirm peace, affirm justice and set out and do something to let other races walking past buildings named for Rock Nine, the Birmingham Four and the people know you remember their sacrifice, ■ Honors Director Joanne Gabbin said. confederate generals, beautiful to see stu- people who sat at an all-white lunch you remember their sacrifice," Gabbin their thumbs and index fingers and place dents marching with faculty not standing counter at Woolworth's stores, waiting to them over their eyes so that they would up against them, to see students watching be served. said. Mark Warner, vice president for stu- have new eyes. the marchers walk by and saying 'What's "You young people must affirm life, dent affairs, spoke next, leading the audi- "Repeat after me," Warner began. going on?," Adams said. "And then realiz- affirm peace, affirm justice and set out and ence in an activity of "receiving new 'Today, 1 have a new pair of eyes that will ing it's Martin Luther King Day. JMU, do something to let other people know eyes." He had everyone make circles with help me see my life differently ... to share you've come a long way." Safety concerns raised in light of peepings SAFETY, from page 1 said. At that time, the peepers in the buildings because they Don't allow people in the build- bell at x6913 or ,it were not students and as a result, would be more easily recog- ing and be very careful about [email protected]. resident in Dingledine Hall, said JMU began locking its residence nized. locking suite doors. Call campus If you have any information she feels a card swipe entrance at halls. Sophomore Hanson Hall resi- police as soon as possible if sus- that might be helpful in the peep- the stairways is a better idea. Now that all residence halls dent Ashley Nelson said the resi- picious activity is noticed. er investigation, contact the JMU "Who wants to deal with taking are locked, peepers gaining dents of the hall have been told It's important that residents Police by telephone at x6911; in your keys or your JAC card to access to the halls are being let in by their residence hall advisers get a good look at the perpetrator person at Shenandoah Hall, Pat- the bathroom with you?" by the residents that live there, that peepers get in the door and and try to remember as many terson and South Main; or, if you JMU hasn't seen an outbreak MacNutt said. then go and sit in the study distinguishing identifying marks wish, anonymously through of peeping incidents like this This happens when people are lounge and wait until a shower is as possible, MacNutt said. "Silent Witness," at since the mid-1980s, Director of "tailgated" by the peepers with- turned on. "It's really pretty Enrolling in a Rape Aggres- http://www.jmu.edu/pubsafety/ Public Safety Alan MacNutt said. out knowing it. He said residents scary," she said. sion Defense System program is silent.htm That rash of peeping incidents and hall staff need to take MacNutt said that for now, also a good idea, he said. To get occurred before residence halls responsibility for their safety. the best advice for students liv- more information about the pro- ■ Assistant news editor Brian were locked 24 hours a day, he The peepers probably do not live ing on campus is to be careful. gram, contact Sgt. Peggy Camp- Y/estley contributed to this report. 10 Thursday, Jan. 20, 2000 OPINION TKe Breeze EDITORIAL BREEZE Mo,NO, NO, 50M... Vito* a*T IT Hit J Wort* f PATiNtf 3 «6*cr FRffE W*V6 "To the press alone, chequered as it is with abuses, the world is 1 AHP twmmcAfiei UFC! indebted for all the triumphs which have been gained by reason and humanity over error and oppression." — James Madison Editor Courtney Crowley Managing editor Kelly Whalen Ads manager Brandon Hedrick Art director Dylan Boucherle Production manager Rick 11.lim.in Neu>s editor Kelly ll.innon News editor Gina Monte (usco Asst. news editor Brian Westley Opinion editor Melanie Jennings Asst. opinion editor Amy Bafumo Style editor Jenny Stmmann Focus editor Megan Ross £****>($•* Asst. style/focus editor Alison Manser Sports editor Mike Gesario Asst. sports editor Ryan Murray Copy editor Marcia Apperson Conservative sex trend beneficial Asst. copy editor Sleven Landry Photo editor Alex Vessels When it comes to casual incurable like HPV, AIDS and herpes, control. Using birth control and Photo editor Katie Wilson sex, college students are In today's competitive job mar- practicing safer sex demonstrate a Graphics editor Michele Johnston wising up. Since peaking ket, students are focused on acad- more mature, responsible attitude Advisers Flip Ue Luca in the '80s, the level of sexual emics and long term career goals, toward sex and its consequences, Alan Neckowitz activity among unmarried young Many students plan to attend Another reason for the decline people has declined, according to grad school or are eager to begin in sexual activity could be attrib- thejan. 17 Breeze. supporting themselves in the uted to the high number of stu- From these statistics we can working world. dents belonging to religious deduce that younger people The majority of students aren't groups on campus. Religious EDITORIAL POLICY are exhibiting more conserva- a groups are traditionally tive attitudes toward sex. Students are empowering and more conservative than According to the article, "The the general public in mat- The home editorial reflecti the opinion of the editorial Kurd as .i whole, and i> not proportion of 17- to 19-year- respecting themselves by taking ters like sex. rteCCMartly the opinion of any individual ->t;itt old males who reported they The increasing populari- member of the lirecze. were still virgins, for example, responsibility for their bodies. ty of activities like group jumped from 24 percent in dates removes the pres- Courtney Crowley . . . editor 1988 to 32 percent in 1995." sure for intimacy. Kelly Whalen. . . managing editor These numbers arc a remark- willing to have their plans dis- Even courses like fitness and Melanie Jennings. . . opinion editor able step in the right direction of rupted by an unexpected preg- wellness or human sexuality are Amy Bafumo . . . asst. opinion editor preventing many undesirable nancy or disease. helping to shape the new, more consequences 'The cost of getting carried conservative mindset of college Litters to the editor should he no more than Religious aspects aside, the away has gotten much higher," students. Students today are more 500 words, columns should he no mote than emotional and physical benefits said Stan Henshaw, a researcher educated about the effects of alco- 800 words, and Kith will lie published on a of making wise sexual choices are at the Alan Guttmacher Institute, hoi and how it can impair sexual space available basis. They must he delivered to worth far more than any casual a leading reproductive health decision making, The Bree;e by noon Tuesday or 5 p.m. Friday The Bltttl reserves the right to edit lor clarity sexual encounter with a stranger. research group. When it comes down to it, stu- and spate. Abstaining, or at least making Also, students are opting to dents are empowering and The opinions in this section do not nacMMftn, rational sexual decisions, can save wait until later to get married and respecting themselves by taking reflect the opinion of the newspaper, rlus si.itt, all of us from unnecessary have kids in their late 20s or early responsibility for their bodies. We or James Madison University. heartache, embarassment, 30s. Deliberately planning to start are all getting educated in various remorse and sexually transmitted families later means students fields of study. Let's make educat- diseases — many of which are need to be informed about birth ed, mature decisions about sex. Topic: What did you do during your time off on Martin Luther King Day? "/ enjoyed my "I had to go to "I went skiing at "I went to Mr. time off and slept class, practice Massamttten." Gatti's and in." and study hall." played video games." SPOTLIGHT (..ii i on Combs Rob Strickland Jonathan Lebert Wes Clark JANE MCHVGWsenhr photographer junior, psychology senior, SMAD sophomore, ISAT sophomore,, accounting The Breeze ThursJd.. tan. 20.2OOC 11 OP/ED The future is upon us in a variety of ways Well, I guess it's the year 2000. were once quite rudimentary. The actors valley shows how far we've traveled. With making the claim that an advanced society Being that I was convinced the did a good job, but inadequate technology such advances being made who has time to is one that doesn't have the time to use a world was going to end, I wasn't made it impossible to truly appreciate the get sentimental about the 20th century? little spittle for a good cause. «.- prepared to churn out another column. gory nature of horrific acts of violence. Culturally we've grown a little more Similarly, corporate America has tight- But, by thinking fast (in true 21st century However, if you watch the show today you liberal as well. Racism and sexism are ened its stranglehold. Today advertisers fashion) I figured something out. While I would notice vast improvements. Gone are going strong, but strides are being made. attack you with brainwashing TV monitors usually want to hit people who say the the days of plastic meat cleavers and toma- To prove this, I cite an episode of whether you're buying a pack of Mentos at "future is now," that statement holds some to paste, replaced by special effects that "Supermarket Sweep," a show popular 7-Eleven or trying to punch in peace at water. However, I don't mean this help you believe that that poor actor is among homemakers and bored college stu- Dukes. because even the old members of your actually being hacked to bits. Similarly, car dents. This particular "sweep" pitted a tra- Technology has also, to be blunt, turned family have started tooling around on the chases and bank ditional cou- us into a bunch of dorks. Proof of this Internet and e-mailing you with reckless robberies are re- ple versus exists in our city's newest bar, bw-3, where abandon. "Advances" like these became enacted in true Close to the Borderline homosexual binge drinking has met its match: interac- ordinary parts of our lives years ago and Hollywood style, partners. Not tive trivia games. don't truly prove the point. Instead it's the with thousands of only did the Throngs of college students stare intent- little things that make me realize how far dollars spent on — Michael Olson latter win the ly at monitors for hours, making some of we have come as a society and worry that pyrotechnics and contest hands the most dedicated players ignore the all it's too far. realistic sets, thus down, but important mating game in lieu of proving Television has evolved by leaps and guaranteeing that dangerous criminals will they also shared a relatively passionate kiss their knowledge of useless facts. Listen, 1 bounds. We now have a second version of disappear from our streets. as far as crappy daytime game shows go. was never fond of that guy who watched "60 Minutes," a new and improved The future has also reached the food Surprisingly, the couple was not pelted "Jeopardy!" and yelled the answers out "Hollywood Squares" and entire networks industry. No, I'm not talking about those with fruit and vegetables from a morally loud to prove his worth, but the fact that he dedicated to food preparation. A game machines that spit out coupons at Fanner outraged audience (and keep in mind that was in his own home made it much more show like "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire" Jack, though those are pretty darn impres- these were readily available), but was tolerable on a sociological level. also merits some attention, but the fact that sive. Instead, what comes to mind is the instead showered with praise for their Only time will tell whether we're too it's hosted by Regis Philbin keeps it from fast food industry. At the drive thru there's retail price knowledge. advanced for our own good. Things have being all that cutting edge. Sports television no more hoping that the disgruntled Of course, living in the future has its become more advanced, but this has also has improved too, with electronic first employee has recorded your order accu- drawbacks, as our forced evolution has resulted in some negative changes. down markers that make life that much rately. Instead, establishments like made us turn our backs on some of the Right now all we can do is try to hold easier for the more stupid football fan. Wendy's now have that screen that shows finer things. For example, when was the onto a few relics from the 20th century. However, to truly understand how far your order as you give it to ensure optimal last time you licked your own postage That shouldn't be so hard to do; it only we've come we must look at the re-enact- service. Granted, these have been around stamp? I don't know about you, but it's ended three weeks ago. ments on "America's Most Wanted." for some time, but the fact that such been a while for me. Self-adhesive stamps The dramatizations of grisly crimes advancements have made their way to the don't bode well for our society, silently Michael Olson is a senior English major. Darts A Pals are submitted anonymously and printed on a space- available basis. Dart... Submissions are based upon one person's opinion of a given A "most-people-appreciate-cookcd-noodles" dart situation, person or DARTS to the people responsible for fixing the undercooked event and do not necessarily reflect the and cold fettuccini at PC Dukes. truth. Sent in by a person who thinks fettuccini noodles sin in 11 In't break when you stick a fork in them and &PAT would prefer to gel real food for his punch. Dart... Dart... Dart... A "way-to-get-our-hopes-up-so-they-can-come- A "way-not-to-support-the-piercing-policy" dart An "1-support-your-cause-but-try-the-sidewalk" crashing-down" dart to the weatherman on TV who to TDU Management for allowing an employee to dart to the MLK Peace marchers who closed the assured viewers that snow was coming our way but keep his nose piercing in while he was working. roads, stopped the buses and forced me to walk all the tailed to mention that it would not accumulate. Sent in by another dining service employee who way across campus on the coldest day so far this year. Sent in by some disappointed students who were thinks that if he has to remove his piercings before Sent by a frozen freshman who thinks it's great all psyched for a blizzard, but were deeply being allowed to work, then no one should be that JMU observes the day, but is still waiting for his disappointed by wimpy flurries instead. allowed any slack either. ears to thaw. Pat... Pat... Pat... A "thanks-for-playing-mom" pat to my RA who A "thanks-for-the-fun-on-the-Quad" pat to my • A "you-make-the-best-taxi" pat to my roommate brought me chicken soup and tissues when I was boyfriend for suggesting we hook up on Kissing who constantly drives us all over Harrisonburg so we recovering from a bad cold last week. Rock, even though it was freezing Tuesday night. don't have to take the bus. Sent in by a grateful freshman who was miserably . Sent in by your girlfriend who thinks she might Sent in by your three roommates who appreciate sick and really appreciates the great job you did have frostbite, but thinks the scandalous rendezvous your kindness and driving skills. taking care of her. was worth it. 12 TlmrsJity, Jan. 20, 2000 OPINION The Breeze Tickets go on sale TONIGHT at 9pm at the Warren Hall Box Office w Saturday, February 12th * JMU Convocation Center ♦, (Spin ^UNIVERSITY PROGRAM BOARD $15w/JAC(limit2) $20 general / floor seats UPB JAMES MADISON UHlfERSITY www.upb.org To order by phone, call 568-7960 ($1 surcharge on every ticket) JAC discounts and floor tickets must be purchased in person at Warren Hall Box Office call x6217 for details Accept Visa, Mastercard, and Discover, bur we won't take... American Express The Breeze OPINION Thursday. Jan. 20, 2000 13 Want to thani Tips for surviving the semester that random Congratulations guys, we've made it class, now may be the time to think of rescue tute half the content of the course. person for through the first week and a half of class- measures. Sometimes a W looks better than a D 7.) For those of you who got that new car for es. We're all well on the road to recovery on your transcript. Christmas, remember that faculty parking does finding your after the sticker shock of last semester's grades. 2.) Listen overachiever, now is not the time not apply to you even if "baby is safe there." Like most of you, I plunged into the first to catch up on your sleep. Sleep is saved for The parking staff will gladly collect $25 from car keys? week of the semester in pursuit of the elusive the summer. Realize that five hours of sleep is you or put a happy hold on your records. 4.0. It didn't take long (I actually saw it in the all good. 8.) Do not break in the new "Rav 125 differ- first day of each class) for that dream to quickly 3.) Do not commit the dreaded "self-fulfill- ent colors to please you" pens you got as a fade. ing" prophecy. "Because my professor said stocking stuffer for Christmas to decorate your Perhaps you too have experienced the the class average was a 60, thou shalt fail thy notes during lecture. Want to get uplifting, introductory speeches that include first exam." Remember you are not being graded on such choice phrases as . . . "There has never 4.) Don't fall into the ever popular, "He's not how pretty your notes are. Missing half the lec- even with the been an A in this class before," "The average collecting the homework so I don't have to do ture for creativity purposes will hurt your final grade in this class last semester was a 20," grade. did who stoCe "Unless you have 23 hours a day to devote to 9.) Do not break in your new pair of this class, leave now," "Consider a C in this Breeze Reader's View Rollerblades on your way to class this \our yarding course a great success," "For every hour you semester. Brakes don't operate too well on are in this class, expect to spend 10 hours ice and no form of padding will quicken space? doing homework out of class." — Tara Hafer your recovery after impact with large Some professors have even gone so far as to objects (trains, pedestrians, buildings, etc.) say something like, "Take a look around you, it," trap. Much to your dismay, you may vague- 10.) Do not take a class in pursuit of that cer- half of you won't be here next semester," or "The ly recognize many of those homework prob- tain someone. There's nothing more humbling deadline to drop this class ends very shortly, lems comprise your first exam. than being in a class where the only thing you Send a 'Dart or mark it on your calendar." 5.) Do not put the course syllabus in the understand is "good morning." Remember, the OK fellow JMUers, perhaps now is the time bottom of your desk drawer. Believe it or Advanced Application of Physics through the a TatU to reevaluate our goals for this semester. not, it's not due date activated and it won't World of Calculus just really isn't worth it just Perhaps that 4.0 was a little optimistic. bust out and tell you when your next paper to snag a date. There is, however, the hope for improve- is due. Yes folks, we cm survive yet another semes- time to plot a course of action. autraares: " ' -"- I actually sat down and devised a list of tips 6.) Do not take a trip down memory lane ductory speeches and rumors by fellow stu < that got me safely through last semester. Here's when you run into that girl who sat behind you dents (you know you've heard them) and push or Amy at what I ended up with. in psychology last semester when you have five on, even if it means losing a few hours of sleep 1.) Do not succumb to initial terrorist acts by minutes to get from CISAT to Anthony Seeger. or sanity. X3846 for more your professor in the first week of class. If you They will start class without you and 99.9 per- still feel under siege by the second week of cent of the time, those first few minutes consti- Tara Ha for is a junior SMAD major. info, The year 2000: It's time for a change Now that the year 2000 is upon us, ignoring the important people who prejudice, sexism and racism. It creates no one is perfect, so everyone has some I have taken the opportunity to actually make a difference in other peo- barriers, which make it nearly impossi- room for improvement. reflect. After much reflection, I ple's lives. ble for all differing people to ever get Maybe there's not much you person- would like to say that I am disappointed. Often, the media depict quick money along with each other. ally can do, but there's probably more than you think. Make your own I am disappointed with society, the making schemes as more valuable than There are so many problems with life informed decisions. Don't do some media and even myself. I am disappoint- hard work, dependability and creativity. in general that it would be impossible for thing because your friends are doing it, ed with so many people and things that The media also emphasize quick fixes one person to affect all of them, let alone or because society condones it, or it would be too time-consuming to list over working hard to fix a problem the one or two. One person can only change because the media encourages it. them all. right way. so much. Instead, do something because it will Since this is the beginning of a new At times, the media can convey But by using the media, at least 1 can make you a better person, or it will help semester, along with the beginning of important messages, which arc quite reach a few. With such an opportunity to the life of someone else, or it will a new year, I think now is as good a helpful, but all too often the media fail to positively influence people it would be a improve something. time as any to look back on the past, do so. Instead, the media do many nega disgrace not to take advantage of it. Be influential to your family and think about the present and prepare tive things, which promote smoking and The point? Well, I guess there are a promote sex- couple of friends. Communicate your thoughts for the future. and opinions, because most of our deci- I have enough problems in my own ual infidelity, points. First of all, don't sions and actions are rooted in a social- life, which are unsettling at times, and sell lust over Breeze Reader's View belittle peo- ization process, which is most greatly are sometimes just downright aggravat- love, encour- ple who are influenced by our family and friends. ing. However, I do think that in a better age outra- trying to Try to positively influence others, and society my problems would be slightly geous spend- — Rich Kachold break out of try not to take "no" for an answer. less. Although this influence in my life ing and pro- the con- I'm not asking anyone to do anything may only be slight, as a whole, society mote confor- straints of society to better themselves or drastic, rather 1 am simply asking every- should change for the betterment of mity over individuality. Society has become just as negative as others. But more importantly, don't be one to attempt a small task in the whole everyone, including itself. afraid to break out of the constraints of scheme of things. The media ... I couldn't say enough the media partially due to its influence. society, and encourage others to do so. This is going to be our century, and about the media in a 50-page essay, but In our society, people get married to peo- Don't rebel for the sake of rebelling. we will have to live with anything that I'll try. They're constantly trying to trick ple who are rich as opposed to people However, people should question the happens during it. So let's try to make people with slogans such as they are in love with. media, society and whomever is dictat- 2000 as great as possible. Ameritrade's "Believe in Yourself" We place too much emphasis on ing what should happen. This may make Most reading this article will proba- which would be a good idea, but in material possessions and we denigrate people frustrated with the world as a bly set it down and forget it forever, but I reality they are trying to get the unin- people who try to be unique or speak whole, but if everyone tries to do some- would appreciate it if you wouldn't do formed person to invest because he the truth. In our society, people do not try to thing to improve it, then the situation that. At least think about the article for a "believes in himself." may improve. few moments, ask yourself why I wrote The media also invade the lives of improve things, help others, or better themselves. Our society focuses on 1 may sound somewhat pessimistic it, and question its validity. famous people even though they are right now, but I think 1 am just being only famous because the media deem money, possessions and status instead of truthful. 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In the 1990s, er wedding?" Not always, I say, just once that will go down in the annals of history an old myth!), and it also means that you there's "Bridesmaid: For Hire." a month or so. as more fun than having a neck full of have to go through the horrendous experi- One starred Robert Urich and Avery If this trend keeps up, I'm going to beads and no T-shirt on Bourbon Street ence of some random guy probing up lirooks and was a classy nighttime drama. start a wedding circus to fund my trips to during Mardi Cras. your leg with an item that represents The other stars yours truly in a string of the impending nuptials and a museum to Needless to say, this attraction would antiquity classy daytime affairs and has recently display all of my bridesmaid dresses. The be more popular than the National Stamp I'm famous on the bridal party circuit turned into a full-time gig. circus will feature bearded brides on the Collecting Museum or the memorial as the bridesmaid who won't go near the Being a bridesmaid is almost like being flying trapeze and potential grooms as down on the Mall dedicated to the sludge bouquet I'm famous for a couple of other a cast regular on a daytime soap: when tiger tamers. Come one, come all! We'll that's cleaned out of the Reflecting Pool things, too, such as teaching flower chil- you're on the inside of a wedding party have clown weddings and have the cou- every 10 years. A real blast dren to dance, showing up without a date (and like the colonel to the bride's general), ples ride off All grandeur only to end up dancing the night away you get to see everything that goes on — on the backs and dreams with wonderful gay men who take pity on the planning, the bride losing her cool, the of the lions. aside a dateless bridesmaid. hride keeping it together like Eddie And popcorn Ramble though, I'm known for offering running shoes Murphy in "Bowfinger," the parents losing and candy being an to the bride, blowing bubbles from the it, the flowers getting screwed up but end- apples if On active partic- floor around the bride/groom and ing up lovely in the end, the groom weep- you're really ipant in these bride/father as they dance their first ing, the bride weeping, the best man weep- good. weddings dances, running around with sashes on — Courtney Crowley ing, the mother of the bride bawling, the As for the (and also my head in ingenue mode and being just a minister trying to keep everyone together, museum, being comic general goof-off (even at the weddings learning just what the hell a candelabra is we'll call it the "Always a Bridesmaid, relief) is an unforgettable experience, and without ANY alcohol). anyway, and everything in between. Never a Bride" museum and get federal I'm honored every time I'm asked to put Each and every wedding has been an For the last five months, weddings funding when I apply to be a chic, hip, on the uniform and the stiletto "combat experience in great beauty and wonder- have been the place to be. I've been to four modern wing to the Smithsonian complex boots" and jump in the wedding trenches. ment: I love all of the weddings, but I and have been in three. (With six more in in Washington, D.C. It will feature all the As a result, I've nearly perfected the art of can't help but wonder why there is such a the works for 2000 already and four magnetic earrings, faux pearls, bouquets being a maid of honor. Whatever my compulsion to make the mad dash down friends recently engaged and several more dipped in formaldehyde for the purposes friends need, I'll do. Whenever they need the aisle. expecting rings in the next year or so!) of preservation, myriad-dresses, rehearsal me to be somewhere, I'm. there... -.....,. For the time being, I'm content with Maid of honor in one, a co-maid of honor dinner dresses, dyed shoes, bridesmaid The only thing I won't do is catch that being always a bridesmaid, never a bride. in the other and a reader in the third, or in gifts, empty glasses of wine, champagne, damn bouquet. That thing scares me. I'll But let me tell you, with all of this invalu- other words, right in the thick of things. mixed drinks, beer and non-alcoholic go out on the floor to make my friends able experience, when the time does come, If I was cast in a movie, it would be cider (to show the variations of the wed- happy, but when the time comes, I actual- my wedding should be nothing short of called, "Four Weddings and a Wedding ding crowds). ly duck and/or move out of the way. I've priceless and tasteful. and Another Wedding." My attendance at In addition, I was thinking about hav- even clasped my hands behind my back. weddings has become a joke now: Every ing wax statues of some of the major play- Not gonna start catching that thing now, Courtney Crowley is the editor. Maybe time I go out of town for the weekend, ers involved in the more "famous" wed- either. It means you're next (I've seen it she'll get married before she retires. IT'S A CULTURAL THING! When it snows or freezes and you want to know if JMU is open, closed or opening late. . . J$' isten to on your radio, tune in any urea radii) or tv station Stop by the Center for Multicultural/International (most statioiu u ill make announcement] Student Services and join the Cultural Exchange ONUtwhen JMU is dosed), Program. 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Writer-director Frank Darabont's sophomore effort is not nearly as BreC-™™ emotionally devastating as his Best Fblms Df 1333 Honorable mention Worst Films Df 1333 debut, 1994's best film "The October Sky In Dreams 8MM Shawshank Redemption," but Trekkies The Matrix 200 Cigarettes "The Green Mile" is about as Notting Hill Go eXistenZ close as one can get to cinematic The Iron Giant perfection. A monumental story The Phantom Menace Lake Placid based on Stephen King's serial- The Sixth Sense The Red Violin Stigmata ized novel of the same name, Mum ford Tar/an Double Jeopardy Darabont's film is a meticulous American Beauty South Park: Bigger. Longer & I ncul Drive Me Cra/\ and immensely gratifying epic; Three Kings it is impossible not to receive American Pie every frame of the film with a The Insider Eyes Wide Shut Dose Calls satisfying assurance that a Dogma Sleepy Hollow Wing Commander superb craftsman is behind the The Green Mile Toy Story 2 Life lens. "The Green Mile" features Girl, Interrupted Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me an outstanding cast (particulady Michael Clarke Duncan and Inspector Gadget Michael Jeter, whose perfor- The Thomas Crown Affair mances are the definition of Detroit Rock City Oscar-worthy), splendid produc- The Astronaut's Wife tion values and a director who knows precisely what every ele- The Messenger: The Story Of Joan of Arc ment of every shot should con- tain, and puts it across with breathtaking style and simplicity. ANNA AND THE KING (PG-13,147 min.) kki RYAN PUDLOSKI/ SENIOR ARTIST Sumptuous, overlong spectacle MbES' stars Jodie Foster and Hong Kong Man" is endearing only in its with wonderful music (courtesy, Although this movie is not nearly is probably the best-wrapped action star Chow Yun-Fat in a humanist adherence to the sim- in part, of composer Mychael as probing or engrossing as many Christmas present of the season. songless retelling of the true story pler, more philosophical sci-fi Danna), but without Ryder's of Stone's previous offerings, its SUPERNOVA that inspired "The King and I." that drove Asimov and his con- commanding performance, it's overblown trappings (and fero- (PG-13,89 min.) temporaries in decades past. Directed with maximum attention doubtful "Girl, Interrupted" cious Al Pacino performance) *7 would be a manageable film. keep it on track. to detail by Andy Tennant, "Anna GIRL, INTERRUPTED The first new film of 2000 Mangold's job is formidable as and the King" certainly delivers (R, 125 min.) SNOW FALLING ON CEDARS leaves little hope for the future. well; there is a huge amount of the visual goods: the production kkkk (PG-13,125 min.) Boring, preposterous science-fic- complex psychology at work in design, costumes and location pho- The year's best picture is this *** tion film stars James Spader and the characters of "Girl, tography are exquisite, and George extraordinary true story of Based on the gorgeous novel Angela Bassett as crewmembers Interrupted," and Mangold Fenton's lush music score adds to Susanna Kaysen, an 18-year-old by David Guterson, "Snow of a medical rescue vessel which structures his film in a unique, the ambiance. Unfortunately the high school graduate who Falling on Cedars" is as beauti- answers an emergency distress achronological fashion that film is so in need of editing that the spends a year in a mental insti- ful a movie as is likely to grace call from a mining colony only to deserves closer study. He pulls end result is bland and tenuous tution after attempting suicide. the screen any time soon. And find a single human with a nasty off adapting Kaysen's trouble- despite Foster's fine turn as Winona Ryder, playing Kaysen although pictures do not make a little secret. Of course, there are some tome with a nicely under- proper British widow Anna (who associate produced the good movie, they sure go a long aliens involved, rather than stated screenplay and original, yet Leonowens. film based on her bestselling way here. Scott Hicks, spend money showing them, the unassuming direction. Ryder, Jolie book), delivers one of the best Australian director of "Shine," filmmakers use a little bit of BICENTENNIAL MAN and Mangold should all look for female performances this year. draws a compelling, impression- makeup (and some admittedly (PG, 131 min.) Oscar nods next month. •k-ki Her cherubic features and tiny istic portrait of Guterson's high- impressive visual effects) to rip-off voice echo with more reso- ANY GIVEN SUNDAY ly rhythmic prose in a conflu- "Alien," "Star Trek II" and count- Based on a story and novel nance than 1 honestly (R, 163 min.) ence of image, editing and music less computer games. Completed by Isaac Asimov, "Bicentennial thought her capable of, and kkk (brilliantly composed by James in 1997, "Supernova" sat on the Man" re-teams Robin Williams she moves through Kaysen's Appallingly entertaining, Newton Howard). The results shelf at MGM while director with his "Mrs. Doubtfire" direc- affecting transformation high-octane filmmaking from may be a bit ponderous, yes, Walter I lill fought to remove his tor Chris Columbus. This fanta- with an admirable and com- Oliver Stone. "Any Given and by the time the film draws name from the credits (he suc- sy is a bit of child's play, stick- pletely realistic grace and Sunday" is perhaps Stone's to its conclusion it's hard to real- ceeded, hence the pseudonymous ing numbingly close to formula tenacity. Angelina Jolie heads greatest artistic success: his ly care much about the romantic Thomas Lee), and despite a last one filmmaking at every turn. up the supporting cast in a star- rewed-up, highly-stylized form plight of newspaperman Fthan minute re-edit by 'The Godfather" There are only a few narrative tlingly good role, and James of structure is a perfect marriage 1 lawke and Japanese-American auteur Francis Ford Coppola, it surprises and amazing work by Mangold (writer-director of for the overly-commercialized, immigrant Yukie Kudoh (the still stinks. Not to mention its makeup artist Greg Cannom to "Cop Land") keeps the '60s nos- emotionally sterile state of profes- courtroom drama aspect of the film apparent belief that as long as our keep the film interesting. There is talgia thankfully far in the back- sional football that he seeks to is far more interesting), but never- heroes survive, it's OK that Earth little true science-fiction out there, ground. 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Recorded at a special to date, on Boom Boom Satellites' beyond typical instruments. Perry influenced concert in May of 1999, LIVE fea- Out Loud. today's reggae stars as diverse as Sly Dunbar and tures songs from all three of Combining techno, jazz, drum Luciano. From dub to dancehall, this disc offers SDRE's albums. and bass, and every other genre something for everyone. The performance is stellar, and into a musical blender, we get to The overall mood is mellow, since dub rinses out so is the production. On songs taste a musical masterpiece. the upbeat vocals and guitars and focuses on the drum like "In Circles" and "J'Nuh," If there ever was any doubt that and bass content. The featured performers bring ele- Jeremy Enigk's vocals are almost Japan was not pushing some ments of dancehall, Luciano and Sizzla being the too flawless. incredible artist, this CD should notable artists, through their vocal contributions. And William Goldsmith's erase it. Songs like "On the Painted Dunbar and Winston Brown, older roots reggae veter- ultra-powerful drum work is Desert" and "Limbo" switch the ans, simply play with these beautiful voices over end- showcased perfectly. breaks and samples at a frenetic lessly looped beats and samples. An amazing and essential pace, leaving the listener dazed Listening to the first track by Luciano, the world's record for Sunny Day fans. and confused. premier dancehall singer, is like descending into an No one will ever believe that ocean of bubbling harmonic vibrations. The result is — Daniel Baber only two people made this entire pure bliss. Each subsequent song leaves you feeling record. The album never slows and calm and peaceful deep within your heart. relentlessly pushes the limits of MLK Dub is a reggae mix for a soothing evening or genre-defying electronic dominance. early morning session with your lover. Listening to Dub is like falling into a trance wherein the beats mas- — Kai Safran sage every part of your mind, body and spirit. — Kai Safran Bowie takes a 'Brilliant Adventure' in Hours Rock icon evolves, explores deep feelings on new album that shares his visions and attitude, both in the lyrics and the casu- FAI SAFRAN al instrumentation. MM] ^contributing writer Hours is the portrait of the artist as an David Bowie is one of the most venera- elder statesman. ble rock musicians performing through his Bowie is not afraid to look back at his youth- late 40s. ful ideology of sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll. Everyone remembers his wild glam "The Pretty Things are Going to Hell" is years and his MTV inspired pop hits from prime example of a mature Bowie who has now adjusted to the realities of fame and fortune. the '80s. His music constantly changes on each album The bittersweet lyrics celebrate how "life's a in the past decade. hit, and sometimes you die." Just as he matures in his tastes, Bowie The song is both a warning to young stars reflects a variety of influences from urban jun- emulating Bowie and a realistic depiction of the gle rhythms to tribal industrial beats on his last dark side of humanity. Evolution is the operative word for this two recordings. His new album, Hours, is an amalgamation of album. It captures the innermost visions of an post-modern rock music, as only a truly dour aged rock icon sharing his deepest feelings with Brit could do justice. the world. Bowie's vocals have never sounded so strong The instrumental track "Brilliant Adventure" while recapturing the emotional qualities of his sums up the creative spirit of growth that per- enormous back catalogue. meates the record. One standout song, simply because it is so Bowie is experimenting with the very notion that his musical existence is determined haunting and melancholy, is "Seven." The tune effortlessly slides over a simple gui- by his past. In just less than two minutes of futuristic tar chord or two while the words linger long techno transmissions, he moves light years after the tune ends. COURTESY OF VIRGIN RECORDS AMERICA, INC. The song is evocative of Bowie's career ahead of the 21st century musicians. 22 Thursday, Jan. 20, 2000 STYLE TheB rcczc Virginia Governor's Fellows Program Summer 2000 Pheasant Run Purpose The Governor's Fellows Program offers a select group of talenled and highly motivated young people valuable firsthand experience in (he process of stale government. The summer of 2000 will mark the ninlhecnth year of this Townhomes program, created ir 1982. Eligibility Applicants must be graduating seniors or enrolled as degree candidates in a /nvest. \v\ graduate or professional school. Applicants must either be enrolled in a Virginia College or University (public or private) or if enrolled in an out-of- statc institution, be a Virginia resident. Selection of Fellows will he based on the BesW merit, without regard to race, sex, national origin, religion, age, disability or political affiliation. Duration of Fellowship Fellows must commit to work full-time in the Governor's Office for at least two months. Fellowship will begin Thursday, May 25, 2000 and conclude on Friday, July 21, 2000. Deadline Applications must be postmarked by February 18. 2000. Interested students may pick up applications in the Office of the Vice President for Student Affairs, Alumnae Hall, Room 208. Applications are also available for printing at http://www.state.va.us/governor/fellows.htm Fast Free Delivery! 433-0606 CiMftVattis Floor Plans Front and Back Yards 4 Bedrooms -. _ _ Huge Kitchens On Bus Route JMU Ethernet Large One Topping 2 1/2 Baths Connections Time is Running OutI Roommate situations available. $1 off Buffet Look for Pheasant Run at the on-campus all week with housing fair Wed., Jan. 19 and JAC Card!! Thurs., Jan. 20 in Taylor 202. 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Set beside these one-dimen- It seems almost demeaning to Show" in 1987, when the family "Batman" was in the '60s, "The The family itself represents sional ciphers, the Simpson fami- call "The Simpsons" a cartoon. that put the "fun" in dysfunction Simpsons" became the cool place the classic psychological frame- ly fairly bursts with humanity. "Scooby-Doo" is a cartoon. first appeared in short segments to be in the '90s. The show has work. Homer and Bart are the id, C*n the other hand, they have "Popeye" is a cartoon. Even between comedy bits. The ani- featured celebrities ranging from acting on impulse, thinking only had their share of surreal experi- ences. Over the years, "The "The Flintstones" falls safely into mation was crude — even by the Elizabeth Taylor (who provided of themselves, simply doing Simpsons" have been stranded that category. current show's crude standards the voice for Maggie's one and what feels good. Lisa is the and tortured in Japan, persecut- But "The Simpsons," which — but the heart was already only word, "Dada") to Glenn superego, trying her best to instill ed in Australia, robbed, beaten, celebrated its 10th anniversary beating strong. Close (Homer's mother) to a sense of right and wrong into haunted, frustrated, humiliated, last week (along with a star on When Fox made "The Dustin Hoffman (Lisa's substi- her brother and father. Marge is split up, cheated, tricked and the Hollywood Walk of Fame), Simpsons" part of its regular tute teacher) to Paul and Linda the ego, stuck in between and pretty much anything else you has become such a TV staple, has prime-time lineup, critics McCartney. Even Stephen constantly mediating. can think up. been rendered so creatively, so howled that the show represent- Hawking made an appearance. This is offset by a cast of characters as unreal and car- No matter how bad things intelligently, so humanly. ed all that was wrong with TV, As the years passed, "The toonish as any ever created: get, though, they stick together, Not to posit that these oddly family values and, it seemed, Simpsons'" annual Halloween Mr. Burns, the evil nuclear and they somehow manage to shaped, four-fingered yellow civilization in general. specials became much-anticipat- power magnate; his gay, syco- recover from even the worst creatures are real, of course. But But the show survived, ed events in their own right, fea- phantic assistant, Smithers; Dr. physical and emotional setbacks. their emotions, trials and victo- helped make Fox a major net- turing everything from Homer Hibbert, who chuckles at even So, OK, call it animation ries, taken to outlandish heights, work player and turned most of gunning down zombies — "Is the most dire moments; if you must. Just don't call it mirror our own so closely that its critics around by being what this the end of Zombie Barney, the eternal drunk; and a cartoon. we can't help but embrace them. hardly any modem cartoon had Shakespeare?" — to a takeoff on High schoolers say it's, like, cool to wear duct tape Making a prom dress or a tuxedo out of them together with duct tape. "They just She has duct-taped her textbooks and the ENEEN L. BROWN duct tape is, like, so anti-corporate, anti- don't feel like it."' binders on which she writes messages to The Washington Post world hype, anti-commercialism. Danielle calls herself "half raver, half the world, including "Candy Kids Rule." D punk." "A lot of punks I know are into But that is another story. WASHINGTON — Teen culture ain't "I know in the punk scene, they use Super Glue and safety pins, and they are activism. They are all into that. A lot of She's at the home of her friend whack, it just needs a little duct tape. people think we are really violent, bad Nicholas Klinovsky, 16, another 10th- The gray rolls, the same stuff lying in into do-it-yourself. You just like, patch things up. A lot of people make their own kids, and we are not. Being punk is being grader at Eleanor Roosevelt, sitting on a the junk drawer, are cutting edge these more into activism and wanting to change cushion made of styrofoam from a com- days. Kids wearing duct tape would hate clothes," said Danielle Joray, 15, a lOth-grad- er at Eleanor Roosevelt High School in things and not conforming to the trend puter packing box, over which she placed it if you called them trendy because and being part of a bigger group and not red cloth and fastened it all together with trendy is for the social set and those who Greenbelt, Md. "It's finding the cheapest possible way without giving in to big corpo- accepting society's views." duct tape. wear designer labels and those who wear A lot of her friends keep duct tape in Nicholas uses duct tape to keep his clothes because they care what other peo- rate kind of stuff. A lot of things we buy, we can do it ourselves and we won't be exploit- their lockers, "like a security blanket." You Converse All Stars together. "My parents ple think about what they are wearing. complained that the soles of my shoes ing anyone like children and people." never know when your world might start Duct tape is not a stealth status sym- falling apart and you need duct tape to were coming off, so I fixed them with duct bol. To them, cutting off a piece of duct Money is not the problem. It's wearing the brand-new stuff that is the problem. pull it back together. It's the adhesive for tape," he said. His mother smile's and . tape and patching a hole in their jeans or activists." thinks it may be a little dangerous. His repairing a loose sole on a pair of "Most of them have the money," she said, twisting a bracelet she made by cut; Danielle mends her pants with duct parents gave him new shoes, and he got a- Converse All Stars is, like, you know, tape and made a pillow with duct tape. new roll of duct tape for Hanukkah. functional. Like it totally makes sense. ting the tops off tube socks and taping 24 Thursday, Jan. 20, 2000 FOC Putting their \ /7 PALETTE where their mouth is Art and art history faculty prove they can practice what they preach in Sawhill Gallery's latest exhibition BY CONTRIBUTING WRITER MANDY CAPP PHOTOS BY SENIOR PHOTOGRAPHER XRIS THOMAS As students, shows illustrating both we know full-time and adjunct fac- better than • f V ulty talent. anybody that "We tried something professors rarely have which has not been tried difficulty "talking the in the past, which is talk." They use big /Tw divide the faculty into words, drop big names two groups alphabetical- and are quick to point ly," said Stuart Downs, out your biggest mis- Sawhill Gallery director. takes. But have you ever This portion of the show While painting "Yakity Yak," School of Art and Art History Director Cole Welter said stopped to ask creative consists of artists with "Silver Box with Figure," he thought of mechanical devices, memory systems, burial and recovery, and other writing professors what last names in the second items that work with input and retrieval. they've written? Ever pull by R°" Wyancko- half of the alphabet. aside business professors and asked As a result, instead of the 30 or a variety of different works so it glazes, wire and wood. It utilizes them which corporation they more pieces of work that could pos- will appeal to a variety of different words and pictures, which con- helped build? sibly be featured in a single exhibit, people," Downs said. "In this case, tributes to its lifelike and detailed From now until Feb. 8, some this half of the exhibit contains 12 you can have realism to abstraction, appearance. For her, this piece has students will be able to put their artists and 12 pieces of work. in terms of style, and you can have immense personal meaning about teachers to the test by examining Downs said that this show is a lot of different media. You'll see her sister. original works created by faculty especially impressive because of its ceramics, painting, watercolor, jew- CoIeH. members in the art and art history diversity. elry and more." Welter, the direc- Wh department. Twelve works are now "A show like this, because it is M. Sean Mercer, a professor of tor of the school Faculty A on display at Sawhill Gallery in coming from a large group of dif- sculpture as well as three-dimen- as well as a Duke Hall in the second of two ferent artists and scholars, will have sional design, submitted a wood, teacher of paint- 12 works on < glass, steel and a brass creation ing and art criti- titled "WGE-H27L32W38." cisms, submitted faculty men "I am interested in manufac- a painting titled School of/ tured objects, and I look at the "Yakity Yak" that industrial world a lot for inspira- is just one of a History tion, so that's where I'm coming series that he Wh from, but I like to leave it open for considers to be the viewer," he said. an ongoing Mon.-Fri, In Mercer's work, he finds his process. This Sat.-Sun., enjoyment in the problem-solving work incorpo- process that makes his vision a real- rates an interest- Wh« ity. "There's multi-processes here ing technique, Sawhill — fabricated or welded steel, the scraffito, which woodwork ... and cast glass." means to "scratch Duke Following this show, Mercer's through." piece as well as approximately 10 "In this instance, my drawings others of his own creation will be are all put down on the surface going to New York City for a show and then are all covered with lay- in March. ers and layers and layers and lay- Masako Miyata, a ceramics pro- ers of paint until at one particular fessor who has been teaching at point the painting is black," Welter JMU for 24 years, submitted a said. A visitor examines "Three Tea Carts/Madonna and Whore" by Steve Zapton, who ceramics piece titled "Nip the "Then it is stripped and it is combined elements of domestjcism, religious symbolism and innovative design. Buds." This work incorporates clay, recovered by taking a mechanical Thursday, Jan. 20, 2000 25 us ra™*'t* ~ Upcoming Sawhill Shows Feb. 14 - March 3, March 13-17: Classic Jazz The early 1950s through the mid-1960s was a classic era in jazz featuring musi- cians like Charlie Parker, Miles Davis, Dave Brubeck, Nina Simone and Theoloius Monk. Original record album covers illus- trate that it was also a clas- sic era in terms of evocative photography and innova- Alan Tschudi's "The Real Thing, Dada," is a tive graphic design. tribute from the artist to his father. March 20-31: Zoe Beloff and the Wooster Group, "WGE-H27L32W38" was built by M. Sean Mercer, a professor of sculpture and "Where Where There There Where" three-dimensional design. "I look at the industrial world a lot for inspiration," he said, "but I like to leave it [interpretation] open for the viewer." This collaboration by Zoe Beloff and the Wooster Group on interactive CD-ROM is inspired by Gertrude Stein's play "Doctor Faustes Lights sander and I actually sand back she is interested in art and wanted The Lights." It is a non-linear world of random sound, black and white through the layers of paint to what to see the professors' work. Greene images and words appearing as if from a Ouija Board. The group's you see emerge. It looks very rough is the director of the Sycamore and scarred and fatigued, and yet if House Gallery, where she has work has been exhibited internationally including at the 1997 Whitney you were to actually touch it, you worked for the past two years. Museum Biennial Exhibition. would find it almost glass smooth." Although several pieces struck her, Although he leaves it up to the she "really liked" Ken Szmagaj's observer to take from the painting painting. "That was very interest- April 4-16: JMU MFA Degree Exhibition, what one wants, he mentioned that ing to me because I just had a class Shay Herring Clanton in his mind while he was creating with him last semester," she said. it, he thought of such things as Szmagaj's work, "Untitled," is an mechanical devices, memory sys- oil and assemblage piece. This exhibition features paintings and drawings by Shay Herring tems, burial and recovery, and In addition to the art students Clanton. It is the culmination of the JMU graduate student's program other items that work with input who showed up for the opening, of study to complete the Master of Fine Arts degree. Opening recep- and retrieval. "My paintings are an other students found themselves tion: April 3, 7 p.m. effort, in a sense, to look into that there as well. Sophomore Elizabeth covert existence which is in a con- Larson, a sociology and French stant state of flux." major, came because she heard April 25-31: JMU Undergraduate Exhibition Welter feels that the Faculty Art through a friend about the event "I Exhibit serves an don't usually go to events such as The best of JMU undergraduate work is showcased in this hat excellent purpose this, but I was very interested to see jurored exhibition including painting, drawing, printmaking, Art Exhibit because it allows some of the JMU professors get to students to get a show their talent," she said. ceramics, fibers, jewelry, glass, photography, sculpture and i display by 12 chance to see what Several of the pieces are avail- graphic design. Opening reception: April 24, 7 p.m. their teachers do. able to purchase, which will be tnbers of the "They want to indicated by either a price or the "Art and Art know that their initials "P.O.R." (Price On Request) April 11, 4:30 p.m.: Sadie Benning, A Video teachers are busy located on the card with the artist, ry. Free. and that they are the title and type of work. Retrospective hen: productive. It's Everyone is encouraged to come helpful for them to and see the Faculty Art Exhibit Sadie Benning's , 10:30-4:30, know that we aren't while it is displayed at Sawhill video work first just preaching Gallery. Downs said, "Probably the , 1:30-4:30. drew acclaim about it in the most important thing is that we here: abstract, that we do serve not only the School of Art and when she was 16, and in the last 10 1 Gallery, practice what we Art History, but part of our mission preach." is definitely to serve the university years has gained a \e Hall Mercer said, "I community and the regional com- large critical fol- would hope that munity, so this exhibit as well as lowing. Her con- students would learn a lot about out other exhibits are chosen to be tent is known for art, the making of art, design con- very diverse." its emotional clar- cepts, what makes a good piece of After the Faculty Art Exhibit ity, specifically comes a multitude of other interest- art versus a not so good piece of art. focused on inden- ing exhibits such as a jazz exhibit 1 would hope that students learn tity, isolation and what it takes to be an artist, as well that will contain original record as a lot of technical information." album covers, an interactive CD- gender. Cynthia Greene, an attendant at ROM exhibit, and graduate and Source: Sawhill the show's opening, came because undergraduate art exhibits. Gallery Spring 2000 Events Calendar Mary Shira's "Weaning" is a watercolor painting of two calves. 26 Thursday, Jan. 20, 2000 FOCUS The Breeze Bast Vnjua Isviown HOW ARE YOU GOING TO Thursday^ ^ PAY FOR SPRING BREAK? 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The Breeze Thursday, Jan. 20, 2000 31 SPORTS Track and fie Men's team has lofty goals Women's team hopes tough training routine with five All-East runners can translate into success in indoor season ICK LANGRIDGE one minute and 47 seconds and KATHLEEN REUSCHLE such talented and insanely hard ton and David Lewis. finished only .7 seconds off the staff writer contributing writer working individuals wouldn't The distance women are I 1500-meter qualifying time. always reap the success they've always strong, and right now are The JMU men's track and While Coleman sits only two Tuesday was one of the first worked so hard for by the end of looking at senior Bridget Quenz- field team is looking to have seconds away from his own tick- days of flurries at JMU this year, the season. But as runners, they er and junior Carin Ward in the another strong season, as the et to the Olympic trials in the and the distance half of the JMU know their fall workouts are 5,000 meters, sophomore Dukes welcome back five All- 5000 meters. track and field team, both men never wasted. Michelle Smith in the 3,000 East Indoor runners, an Ail- As far as injuries go, Wallace and women, was out in Dayton It is now indoor season for meters, and juniors Sarah Bur- American Distance Medley has a stress fracture in his heel for their afternoon workout. NCAA track, the greatest of all kett and Keisha Banks in the 800- Relay team, and all but one of and will miss the first half of the On Tuesday, the distance sports ironies in that the only meter and 1500-meter runs. the point scorers of last year's indoor season. Senior Ben Cooke women did the following: two time the athletes run indoors is Unfortunately, this time fifth-place 1C4A Indoor Champi- is also sidelined with tendinitis. miles warmup, seven miles for when they race. Now is the around, the distance team has onship team. But the rest of the Dukes' run- their workout and two more time when all the cross country lost senior Bethany Eigel, who "We're not rebuilding, we're ners face nothing more than a miles to cool down. The seven- disappointments can be proven has does not have any eligibility reloading," Coach Bill Walton few nagging injuries. mile workout in the middle is a a fluke. left for indoor, and senior said. "Our squad is as talented To stay healthy, each runner combination of each runner's "We had a lot of potential Heather Hanscom, who has and balanced this year as it was balances out their daily running respective "tempo pace." The going into NCAAs," senior decided to redshirt last year." routines with an intense lifting first three miles is 15 seconds men's runner Ben Cooke said, It will be interesting to see Among the All-East Indoor program, and Wednesday mom- slower than tempo pace, per "and now we get to prove how what new coach Dave Rinker ranks were JMU seniors Jason has in store for track training. Long (1000m), Russ Coleman "He is a lot more detailed in (3000m) and David Spiller JMU Indoor Track and Field his race plans, which translates (5000m) and sophomores to the track well," junior Brett Anthony Wallace (long jump) The top performances of JMU's track and field members, two meets into the 1999-2000 season: Romano said. "Our cross coun- and Eric Post (5000m). try season didn't end the way Three of the four DMR All- Men's team Women's team we wanted to, but we actually Americans, Coleman (1600m), were more precise as far as Long (1200m) and sophomore Bucknell/Hershey's Invitational (Jan. 14-15) Bucknell/Hershey's Invitational (Jan-14-15) team running." Rob Montgomery (800m) Will be The female sprinters who will back with their sights set on an JMU, 1st in sprint medley (3:31.45) Shontya Bready, 1st in 500 (1:15.97)* lead the way are specifically Michelle Smith, 1st in 5000 (17:45.33) even stronger NCAA finish. JMU, 1st in distance medley relay (956.83)* senior Shontya Bready, sopho- Mike Fox, 2nd in mile (4:23.14) JMU, 3rd in sprint medley relay (4:20.08) "I believe our DMR team is more Alisha Lewis and sopho- JMU, 2nd in 4x800 (752.80) capable of equaling or even sur- more Ria Thomas,, who are all Scott Davis, 3rd in mile (4:27.00) passing last year's accomplish- Navy Lid-Lifter Invitational (Dec. 11) best at the 200-,400- and 500- JMU, 4th in 4x800 (8:01.66) ment," Walton said. meter runs. Will Short, 4th in 3000 (8:45.07) Seun Augustus, 1st in long jump (5.88m)*# The void left by JMU gradu- Seun Agustus is a smiling JMU, 4th in distance medley relay (10:13.70)* Seun Augustus, 2nd in triple jump (1158m)# ate Paul Lewis in the 400m leg is senior heptathlete, who is master Scott Wallace, 6th in 3000 (8:47.41) Michelle Smith, 2nd in 3000 (958.06)* a big one. Sophomores Roscoe of the long jump. Drew Stockdreher, 6th in 5000 (15:3955) Sarah Burkett, 3rd in mile (5:00.00)* Coles, Marques Hamilton, Both Agustus and Bready are Roscoe Coles, 6th in 55 (6.47)* JMU, 3rd in 3200 relay (9:30.78) David Lewis and junior Derek the only seniors on the sprint Ryan Donahue, 7th in 5000 (15:48.17) Keisha Banks, 4th in mile (5:09.00) Mitchell are all vying to fill the team this year. PhilAcosta,7thin55(6.48)* Bridget Quenzer, 5th in 5000 (17:16.20)* position on the JMU record "The work of this year and Dave Raymond, 7th in mile (4:37.17) Jessi Dancy, 7th in 3000 (10:47.69) next year combined will make us holding DMR team. Carin Ward, 7th in 5000 (1751.40) Walton said he is also excited a very strong team," Bready said. Navy invitational (Pec. 11) Colleen Champman, 9th in 5000 (18:26.47) One addition this year is about the addition of three fresh- Erin Davis, 9th in 3000 (11:01.26) men hurdlers, Hudson Walker, Julie Nothnagel, a freshman Phil Acosta, 2nd in 55 (6.51) Erin Lynch, 10th in triple jump (1.14m) Wayne Kee and Dwight Norris, from Manassas, who is JMU's Eric Braxton, 5th in 400 (50.65) Heidi Moore, 10th in long jump (5.03m) first shot and discus thrower in to a team that went without hur- JMU, 3rd in 3200 relay (7:55.34) dlers a year ago. eight years. As a whole, JMU hopes to • demotes runner met IC4A qualifying standard * denotes runner met ECAC qualifying standard Bready and Agustus have improve upon last year's fifth- # denotes school record already qualified for ECACs, as place IC4A finish with a stronger, have Smith, Quenzer and Bur- more experienced squad. kett. Coles and Philip Parker "Indoor is the type of season ing pool workouts. mile, the second three are exactly good we are even if we didn't do have already qualified forIC4As when you want to hit the right In addition to excellence on at tempo pace, and the last mile that well in cross country." in the 55 meters. times, qualify for the big races the track, JMU sports two Acad- is 10-15 seconds faster than For the men this season, This weekend will only be and put the focus on preparing emic All-Americans in Cooke tempo pace. Fifteen seconds dif- senior Russ Coleman, junior the second meet of the season for NCAA's and IC4A's," Cole- and Coleman and a recipient of ference in a pace doesn't sound Jason Long, sophomore Eric thus far for much of the squad, man said. the Arthur Ashe Award for Aca- like much if you are a Port Post, seniors David Spiller and so come championship time, The Dukes look to make their demic Achievement in senior Republic/UREC jogger, but Cooke are pretty much the main- JMU track is hoping to represent captain Darian Parker. when the women are running stays as far as distance goes. quite nicely. mark at bigger meets such as r Pcnn State and Virginia Tech. "On this team we really six-to seven-minute miles, such On the sprint side of things, On the home f ont, 21 girls "We have to gear up for the encourage each other to stay precision is deeply felt. standouts include sophomore on the track team had 3.0 fast races and get as many people organized and try to maximize In the end, everyone on the Roscoe Coles in the 55m, 200m grade-point averages or higher qualified as we can," Post said. our time between running and team gets to experience any- and 400-meter runs, freshman last semester. Fast tracks and tough compe- studying," Parker said. where from nine to 12 miles of Phil Acosta in the 55m, senior Beyond Madison, JMU tition during the indoor season JMU will match up against this blustery Tuesday afternoon Darian Parker in the 200m, alumna janae Strader recently have JMU runners pursuing some tough competition at Vir- all together, and they just may sophomore Anthony Wallace in placed fourth out of a thousand Olympic trial qualifying times. ginia Tech in the first big meet of do it again same place, same the long jump and sophomore women in the Philadelphia For a few JMU runners, the the season this weekend. More time next Tuesday. Mike Washington in the 55m Marathon, winning her age trial times do not seem that far than 30 teams, including Clem- The cross country season is and 200m. group (20-25) and qualifying out of reach. Jason Long has son and N.C. State, and more now over and neither team Also, this season should har- her for the U.S. Olympic already qualified in the 800- than 60 post-collegiate athletes seems too delighted at how they bor success for sophomore 400- Marathon Trials which are held meter with a school record of 1 will participate in the meet. finished. It is unfair it seems, that meter runners Marquis Hamil- on Feb. 26 in Columbia, S.C. The Breeze 32 Thursday, Jan. 20, 2000 SPORTS Everything f AST AND fRK Except the SPECIAL ORDER Kitchen Sink SERVICE! Valentine's j&ESBSSSL LISTEN TO Sale! UK •_ ANY© BEFORE YOU BUY! Red & Pink Paper WOO'S OF QUALITY USED CDS FOR SALS s8 OR liSSf CD's • LP's • cassettes • books • magazines special orders • music accessories • hard to find labels & imports • local & regional artists • open 7 days! 84 m PAY TOP DOLLAR FOR CDS FROM YOUR OWN COLUCTIOU! In Kroger Shopping Center CISAT A-l (Rm. 129)x8731 1790-96 E. 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The after tournament officials cor- Dukes, last season's state rected a scoring error that had champs, will face some tough awarded the title to UVa. competition in their quest for JMU finished the tournament back-to-back titles. with 137 points, two points "We have to mix it up and ahead of the Cavaliers and 17 make things happen and catch a points ahead of third-place VM1. break to win," JMU Coach Jeff The key to any tournament is "Peanut" Bowyer said. "But we a well-rounded team effort. are capable of winning it. If we Rickman was the only individ- wrestle like we did last year and ual champion from JMU in 1999, a couple of guys from Virginia but six other Dukes finished in Tech don't wrestle to their the top three. Twelve Dukes potential, we can win it." earned team points by finishing Heading into the two-day in the top five. tournament, both Bowyer and This year points will only be assistant coach Doug Detrick awarded to wrestlers who finish said the Hokies are the team to in fourth place or better, but Det- beat. The Hokies are 5-4 in dual rick said the Dukes should be meets. They are led by nationally talented enough to still earn ranked Sean Gray (141 pounds), enough points to make a run for who is 20-1 this year. the championship. "1 would say they are the "I think this year we have favorite going in because they the guys who can take third and have a lot of guys coming off red- fourth," Detrick said. "Where as shirt," Detrick said. "But I think last year we took a lot more fifth UVa. and us are right up there." and sixths. Maybe it won't affect Leading the Dukes into the us that much." tournament will be several Detrick said JMU will proba- ALEX VESSELS/pfcXo editor wrestlers who should be seeded bly take 18 wrestlers on the trip, The JMU wrestling team is set to defend its Virginia State Wrestling Championships this weekend in the top three. Bowyer said he meaning the Dukes will enter at Virginia Tech. The Dukes won their second state championship last season. expects 133-pound senior Mike two wrestlers at each weight Coyle, 174-pound junior Nathan class, with the exception of 197 wrestled smart," Bowyer said of time for the states because we has bigger goals in mind, in par- Rickman and 197-pound senior pound and heavyweight where his team's last dual meet. "It was are wrestling well. And the guys ticular winning the conference Elliot Williams to be ranked in JMU will enter only Williams just a great overall performance. seem excited about it. They are and getting his wrestlers to the the top two in their respective and Hockman. 1 think we showed a lot of excited about defending their NCAA championships. weight classes. Bowyer said Another factor on the Dukes' promise because I think we title and I think they are confi- "It would be nice to win the senior Dave Vollmer (141 side heading into the tourna- effectively addressed a lot of dent about getting another one." states again, but it's not one of pounds) and junior heavy- ment is the team's confidence problems we saw on Saturday But Bowyer, who was named our ultimate goals," he said. "I weight D.J. Hockman should level. JMU is coming off a 31-11 [in a loss to Navy]. I think we the state's coach of the year when look at the states as a midway also be ranked favorably and victory over VMI on Tuesday. needed that going into the state the Dukes won the tournament point. I look at them to see could be in title contention. The Dukes won eight of the 10 meet. It was important for us to last season, is still not putting too where we are and what we have "We are going to go down matches against the Keydets. have a good performance." much emphasis on the possible to do to get ready for the rest of there with the same attitude as "Up and down the board we Derrick said, "This is a good repeat as state champions. He the season." A few sports wishes for the birthday boy From football to baseball to wrestling, a 22 year old makes a small little wish list It was a blustery night 22 years be nothing more than a super won't be coming my way, and to happen, I won't elaborate on Bret2g assistant news editor say- ago today. The blizzard of '78 was letdown. Since my beloved New since I'm kinda unwilling to give this fact too much. ing how good his Capitals are. raging in Morristown, N.J. Ironi- York Giants are not making an up Mike G., 1 hope that the crazy The hockey season is well Now, turning 22 isn't all that cally enough, 22 inches of snow appearance this year, the next Cactus Jack wins the WWF title underway and the playoff pic- special. The last few years, fell 22 years ago in Morristown. It best thing I guess I could ask for by whipping Hunter Hearst ture is starting to form. Now, I everyone has something big, was almost as if someone knew is a game like the thrilling Super Helmsley all over the Garden know that my New York most of which is looking for- that I was coming. Bowl XXV. (Sorry Kyle). Rangers aren't that strong, but ward to being 21. Now that I've That actually did happen 22 As I'm looking on my they have been playing pretty accomplished that hurdle, I just years ago on the day I was born. upcoming sports calendar on well of late. The team has got thought that 1 would ask for a And since it is my birthday my list, I realize that another No Bonz to be looking towards the few simple things, no matter today, I figured that it was fair huge event is rapidly playoffs for two reasons. First how outlandish. enough to list a few presents that approaching. This Sunday at about it off, if they do make it, 1 think Anyway, if you see me out I would like from the sports Madison Square Garden, the the Rangers could make and about tonight, don't forget world on this day (even though I World Wrestling Federation some noise. Now, I'm not to wish me a happy birthday really don't expect any of them will be holding its annual — Ryan Murray saying that they will be sip- and don't be afraid of buying me to actually come true). Royal Rumble. First things ping from Lord Stanley's a drink, even if I'm already of Since the Super Bowl is first, if anyone has tickets and Cup, but 1 think that they can legal age. rapidly approaching, I think the wants to give them to me as a My next wish is that the New surprise a few people. The sec- first thing I would like to ask for present, 1 will forever make my York Yankees win the next three ond reason that I want them to Ryan Murray is 0 senior SMAD is a good game. Most of the boss, Mike G., your personal or more World Series Champi- make it is because I'm kinda major. The Breeze staff bought him time, the Super Bowl turns out to butler. Since the tickets probably onships. Since this is really going tired of hearing of a certain a new ant-free desk for his birthday. The Breeze 34 Thursday, Jan. 20, 2000 SPORTS INTERESTED IN TAKING PICTURES FOR THE BREEZE? 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The JMU women's gymnastics Amanda Love, sophomore Both coach and players listed team will open their home season Bethany Weir and freshman Carri first-meet jitters and the use of when Towson University vaults Elder — faced their first collegiate new skills as reasons for the into Duke Dog territory in competition in the team's first unsatisfactory performance in Godwin Hall's Sinclair meet last Friday against the their first against Pitt. Gymnasium tomorrow, at 7:30 University of Pittsburgh. Pitt won "If there's a new skill you p.m. the meet 191.4-182.85. Junior Katie haven't competed before, you get A boisterous scene may not be Ahearn competed for the first more nervous," Ahearn said. the first image that pops into one's thiie in two years after breaking Hernandez added, "I think it head when gymnastics comes to her leg as a freshman. was a learning experience for mind, but goal post-takedown Burke said he also believes the everyone." enthusiasm levels from the crowd team's four freshmen — Pamela The Dukes need to pack all the are what the team thrives on. Brinker, Janelle DiOrio, Elder and gymnastic knowledge they can "It really pumps up your Lauren Shear — will have a muster into their balancing, tum- adrenaline," senior Betsy strong impact this year. bling, swinging bodies to unleash Hernandez said. "It feels like "As a team sport they need to on Towson. everyone's backing you up." learn how to be there for the team, "They're a regional power- Fans will see several new faces and they will get there," Burke house," Burke said. "They'll be tomorrow as the team lost six said. vying for a spot at nationals this gymnasts to graduation. But Ahearn, Hernandez and year, I'm certain of that." Coach Roger Burke expects no let- senior co-captain Stephanie To put all their skills together downs as a result of their depar- Nelson voiced positive opinions to face Towson, the gymnasts go t>"fr, ■■«_■. u^n&.u uvuui UUS SI.U"- rkntt £hfti Contact us at: HURRY APPLY NOW! Outriggers Clubs & Organizations MSC 3501 Taylor 205 webpage: wwwjmu.edu/ orgs/outnggers phone: X3791 pucAroes APPLICATIONS DUE MONDAY, JANUARY 24 We facilitate interactive, team-oriented, programs for other organizations. BY5 P.M. Ice breakers • Energizers ■ Team Builders • Games ■ Simulations The Breeze 36 Thursday, ];in. 20, 2000 SPORTS FREE ACJVERTISIING 18,000 Let the Stylish Ladies PEOPLE WILL SEE know what's up! THIS SPACE Call Jenny and Ali TODAY x3846 Shouldn't \jour ad be here? 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With a She was twice named College McDonough was a defensive McDonough was a four-year var- national championship, a con- Sports Magazine's Field Hockey player for the Dukes and was a sity starter. ference title and a host of Ail- Athlete of the Year and she was three-year starter. She was During her junior and senior Americans, the JMU field hock- named an All-American by the named captain of the field hock- years, McDonough was named ey program is one of the most CFHCA in 1995. ey team during her senior season captain of the lacrosse team. productive in school history. She was a member of the 1994 (1973). Off the field, McDonough This week we highlight two NCAA All-Tournament team While at JMU, McDonough made an impact in the world of former players who excelled when the Dukes won the national was named the university's Out- field hockey and lacrosse as with the Dukes in field hockey. championship and was named to standing Sportswoman of the well. McDonough has served Carole Thate scored the the all-tournament squad the Year for 1972-'73. on both the lacrosse and field game-winning goal in the 1994 next season when JMU placed In 1974, McDonough was a hockey governing bodies and national title game as well as a third in the nation. U.S. National Team player in committees. host of other accolades. In 1995, Thate received the field hockey and also played on She has been on the board of Dee McDonough excelled in Honda Award for the Nation's nine U.S. Field Hockey Associa- directors of The Lacrosse Foun- two sports, field hockey and Best Field Hockey Player. The Sports Media Relations tion National Tournaments. dation, served as president of lacrosse. next year in Atlanta she won an is 125 points more than second- McDonough also played on the Intercollegiate Women's Olympic bronze medal as a ranked Sandy Wilson's 143. Southeast Region All-Star Team Lacrosse Coaches' Association member of the Netherland's field Thate finished her career with field hockey teams from 1970- as well as serving as president The Top 50 hockey team. (Thate is now the 36 assists, which is tied for first 1978. of the Virginia Women's captain of the national team, among JMU players. Not only did McDonough Lacrosse Association. Sydney Beasley which automatically qualified for Other JMU records held by excel in field hockey, she was McDonough has been the Linton Townes the 2000 Olympic games in Syd- Thate include goals in a game also a star lacrosse player for the chair of the USWLA national I loretta Jackson ney by winning the European (five, which she accomplished Dukes. team selection committee for four Sherman Dillard Nations Cup). three times), goals in a season A U.S. National Team player years and also chaired state and Patrick McSorley Thate scored 116 goals in her (40) and points in a season (93). in lacrosse in 1974-75, she played regional selection committees in Brent Bennett 72-game JMU career which lasted With Thate on the team, JMU in 10 U.S. Women's Lacrosse lacrosse and field hockey. Carol Thate from 1993 until 1995. Her 268 compiled a record of 57-14-1 and Association (USWLA) national As a two-sport star, McDo- Dee McDonough career points is also best among won one CAA title (in 1995) and tournaments. McDonough also nough is truly one of JMU's all JMU field hockey players and one NCAA championship. has competed internationally top 50 athletes. T^&tHtedt X&dM Tattoos & Piercings ©ff cOaiMi©© (fc(o|ll®@iJi] LUJui)Qw@ii,sQ% Harrisonburgs Premier Tattoo & Piercing Studio ...Invites undergraduates to apply for the position of Student Member of the Hoard of Visitors Make yourself Minimum Qualifications • Sixty credit hours earned at James Madison University • A 3.00 cumulative grade point average • Currently registered for at least twelve semester hours ^Un iqae!! • Significant involvement in campus activities. Interested students may obtain an application in the HOURS: Office of the Vice President for Student Affairs, Alumnae Hall 208. lues. - Thurs. 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Deadline: Febniaiy 1 For more information, contact JMU Office of International Programs Hillcrest East 568-6419, [email protected] http://www.jmu.edu/international The Breeze SPORTS Thursday, Jan. 20, 2000 39 JMU women's gymnastics MEN'S INDOOR TRACK AND FIELD take on Tow- Freshman Phil Acosta and sophomore Roscoe Coles both qualified for the IC4A championships in the 55-meter dash- while competing in the Bucknell-Hershy relays, Jan. 14-15 in son Lewisburg, Pa. Coles clocked in at 6.47 seconds taking sixth place while JMU, from page 35 Acosta was right behind him in seventh place with a time of directed at themselves rather 6.48 seconds. than at strong opponents such Two distance medley relay squads also qualified for the IC4A as Towson. With each championships at the Bucknell-Hershey relays. Senior Russ performance, gymnasts compete Coleman, sophomore David Lewis, junior Jason Long and against themselves in an effort sophomore Eric Post won in a time of 9:56.83. The second unit, consisting of freshman Jon Fraser, freshman Wayne to complete a perfect routine. Kee, sophomore Ian Scott and senior David Spiller placed They are motivated to perform fourth with a time of 10:13.70. at a top level, improving on the Other noteworthy performers for the Dukes included junior past routine. Mike Fox, who placed second (4:23.14) in the mile while Burke said he wants to see his senior Scott Davis finished third (4:27.00). Junior Will Short team scoring consistently in the placed fourth in the 3,000-meter. 190s by mid-season and at 100 percent by season's end. A score WOMEN'S TRACK AND FIELD in the 190s reflects about a 95 Senior Shontya' Bready and sophomore Michelle Smith percent level of routines each won races at the Bucknell-Hershey Relays in Lewisburg, performed perfectly. Pa., Jan. 14-15. As for a team goal, Nelson Brady claimed first place in the 500-meter dash with a time of said the team always aspires to 1 minute and 15.97 seconds, which qualified her for the East- break the school record for ern College Athletic Conference standard. Smith finished first points scored in a meet. And in the 5,000-meter run, clocking in with a time of 17.45.33. with the addition of new skills to Sophomore Maria Thomas, junior Seun Augustus, fresh- wow the fans and judges, such a man Christine Corl and junior Suzie Hutchins finished third goal seems attainable. in the sprint medley relay competition. Their time of 4:20.08 Improvement is the key for was the fourth-fastest time in school history. Burke and his team tomorrow night. However, the Dukes could MEN'S GYMNASTICS be without the services of Nelson The men's gymnastics team lost at Navy on Jan. 15, DENA GHlKTH/iimirihulinn pholonrupher on bars, who is plagued by a 205.950-188.650. 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