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3-29-1985 The Grizzly, March 29, 1985 Rosemary J. Wuenschel Ursinus College

Lisa Sabia Ursinus College

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Amy Kistler Ursinus College

Kimberly E. Walter Ursinus College

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Recommended Citation Wuenschel, Rosemary J.; Sabia, Lisa; Sabel, Noel; Kistler, Amy; Walter, Kimberly E.; Mazzeo, Frank; Young, Patricia M.; Radwanski, Jeanne; Pirro, Joseph F.; and McKeon, Jim, "The Grizzly, March 29, 1985" (1985). Ursinus College Grizzly Newspaper. 137. https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/grizzlynews/137

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This book is available at Digital Commons @ Ursinus College: https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/grizzlynews/137 ROOM SELECTION BEGINSSOON START SCOUTING NOW VOL. 7 -No. 19 Collegeville, Pa. March 29,1985 St. Joe's to offer MBA program on Ursinus campus Richard P. Richter, president administration program offered five years," notes Nace. "It of Ursinus College, has signed an by the Evening School was a became apparent the agreement enabling St. Joseph's natural direction of the College to business/industrial growth along University, Philadelphia, Pa. to pursue." the Route 202 corridor carried offer their Master of Business By offering this program at with -it the need for advanced Administration (MBA) program Ursinus, students who seek an education in business practices on the Ursinus campus. MBA degree will find the campus for our community." The five-year agreement calls convenient and accessible. The Sensing the needs of the for most of the MBA course services available to Ursinus community, Ursinus felt a strong requirements to be offered on the Evening School students will be MBA program would be an asset Collegeville campus, with plans extended to MBA candidates. to the area. Since Ursinus has no to offer all requirements if The enrollment in the 33-year graduate division, it was their enrollment is sufficient. Courses old evening division increased by thinking that this need could be will be offered during evening 40 percent over the past five addressed through a joint-effort hours beginning this summer and years. By 1982 24 percent of the with a university with an will be coordinated through the students enrolled in evening established MBA program. Ursinus College Office of Con­ courses already held the bac­ In their search for a respected tinuing Education. calaureate or higher degree and university with which to join According to C. Joseph Nace, were adding selected business forces, Ursinus approached St. director of the Ursinus College courses to their education. Joseph's University. The match Evening School, "adding a "The number of requests for was right: St. Joseph possessed a the MBA degree program graduate level program to the (See MBA, P3) existing undergraduate business steadily increased during these • New poli SCI professor hired Mark Dervishian works on his smash as tennis season gets lDlderway.

By LISA SABIA Political Theory, Modern Political Theory and many more. Next year the faculty at Ur­ on a book about the politics of It is not yet known which courses Main St. renovations sinus will be joined by a new James Madison. Dr. Matthews will be teaching political science professor Dr. here at Ursinus, but his speciality Richard Matthews. He replaces For the past six years Dr. is Political Philosophy and scheduled Dr. Donald Zucker, who is taking Matthews has been teaching Theory. Dr. (Nicholas) Berry .of By NOEL SABEL with the exception of South Hall. While students relax during a leave of absence. Dr. Matthews political science courses at the Political Science department In addition to its full renovation, their summer vacation, Ursinus is presently a member of the Lafayette College. They cover a feels Dr. Matthews will be an South will have a new residential will be hard at work renovating political science department at wide range of topics, such as asset to Ursinus, "We welcome wing built. Van Ness says that campus buildings as part of the Lafayette College . . Political Ideologies, Democracy, him because he is an exciting, because of South's extended new Residential Village Project. Born in Scranton, Pa. Dr. Marxism, Ancient and Medieval articulate, innovative teacher." construction period, current . The residences of Hobson Hall, Matthews attended Muhlenberg residents will be displaced during Sturgis House, Shreiner Hall, 702 College where he majored in the upcoming academic year. Main Street, and South Hall will political science and minored in Besides house restoration, the Co-ed housing to start next undergo full restoration in order economics. He received his B.A. Residential Village Project will to be functional and modern, in 1974 and graduated Magna ihclud~ "adding parking, which according to Vice President of will be behind the housing, Cum Laude with honors in year in Reimert Complex College Relations, Dr. John Van political science. In 1976 he carefully landscaped so that it By P. MARY YOUNG suite living rooms. Depending on Ness. Construction on these will not be intrusive," states Van received his M.A. in political dormitories "will be contracted New Men's D!>rm is no longer. the success of these im­ Ness. science from the University of out to private contractors," Call it Reimert ~omplex. Women provements, other suites may be Hopefully, the funding for this Delaware. From 1976 to 1981 he states Dean of Student Life, attended the University of will live there next year. The renovated in the future. 2.6 million dollar project will Board of Directors, the USGA, The returning men who are David Rebuck, "Bids are out now come from a Kresge Challenge Toronto, one of the leading and are being accepted." universities in political science. the Campus Life Committee, and now living in suites 201 through Grant, which would amount to 500 the Office of Student Life have 207 will be given displaced status Two non-residential buildings, thousand dollars __ and would Here, he received his Ph.D. in Fetterolf House (the art studio) Political Economy. finalized plans to accommodate a for this year's room selection "challenge" other foundations and Superhouse (a faculty Throughout his career, Dr. "flexible housing" plan for Ur­ process. This year, displaced corporations, and individuals t~ sinus. It will be instituted in juniors will choose rooms ahead residence), will also be raise the balance of the funds. Matthews has received many renovated. Fetterolf will be fully September, 1985. of other juniors, displaced Competition for the grant is academic honors, including the restored in the same manner as 1976 Connaught Fellowship, a Women will now be able to live sophomores ahead of other extremely stiff. "They have 1 300 the residence halls, while in suites 201 through 207. This will sophomores, and displaced applications, roughtly," s~tes 1977 and a 1978 University of Superhouse will only have its provide rooms for approximately freshmen ahead of other fresh­ Van Ness, "and they make about Toronto Fellowship, and in 1980, exterior redone. In addition, the men. 150 grants. " 1983 and 1984 he received the 54 students (52 regular women house at Eighth and Main Street The houses being converted There is no need for stUdents to Superior Teaching Award from students and two RA's). Ac­ which was recently acquired by from women's to men's houses worry if the Kresge Grant doesn't the Lafayette College Student cording to a memo sent out by the Ursinus, will undergo enough Government. Office of Student Life, some are Schaff Hall and 624 Main come through. Rebuck assures minor repairs by the school the project will be completd Dr. Matthews has had many of modifications will be made to Street. Two newly acquired maintenance staff to allow his works published, including these suites. The suites will be houses, 702 and 732 Main Street, regardless of whether Ursinus students to reside there in the receives this particular grant;. two books, one on the politics of repainted, closets will be con­ will be utilized if the space is fall. structed in the bedrooms, new needed. These houses will be the money will be raised Thomas Jefferson and another (, somehow . . the philosophic roots of modern rugs will be inStalled, and fur­ wait-listed during the room All mentioned residence halls ideology. He is currently working niture will be supplied for the (See CO-ED, P3) will be completed this summer, Page 2 The Grizzly March 29,1985

Editor ...... Rosemary Wuenschel Associate Editor ...... Brian Kelley News and Features Editor ...... Tom Feeney Photo Editor ...... Nick Abidl Sports Editor ... : ...... John Callahan Business Manager ...... Noel Sabel The Grizzly was founded in 1978, replacing the previous campus newspaper, The Ursinus Weekly. It is published by students ten weeks each semester. The Grizzly is edited entirely by students and the views expressed in the paper are not necessarily those held by the administration, faculty, or a consensus of the student body. The staff of The Grizzly invites opinions from the college community and will publish them as time and space permit. .News of Yesteryear By Amy Kistler

Music Department, Miss Ruth The fraternities and sororities Rothenberger, Dean of Women, of Ursinus campus have long and Dr. Dwight Kirkpatrick, of been involved in competitions the Psychology Department. with one another. The fun of the The winning groups were Greek Week games is something judged on musical quality, ap­ most of us look forward to each pearance and organization. Sig spring, whether we are members Nu sang, as its non-sorority Community opposes vigilantes of Greek organizations are not. number "Everything's Coming' The crazy competitions provide Up Roses," led by Sue Tucker excitement, and they bring a and - accompanied by Sandy majority of the students on Gerger. They also sang" A Sig Nu . campus closer together in a spirit Girl," which Diane Williams led. of friendly rivarly. The following Zeta Chi sang "Kum Ba Ya" and - article is taken from the Ursinus "The Zeta Chi Song." They were By FRANK MAZZEO Is there a way to control crime however, and the discussion Weekly dated March 9, 1964. The accompanied on the guitar by Bill How would you like to live in a without vigiliantes? Senior John continued. article describes a different kind Swinfurth and Harry Pote. community in which everyone Fessik said that the judicial carried a handgun? Would you of competftion that used to take Plaques were given to the system had to stop releasing Noone is sure how to suc­ place between- fraternities and winning groups by Dr. Philips. feel safer than you do now? If you answered no then you are in cessfully deter crime, but when sororities on the Ursinus campus These will remain in their known criminals because of the answer does come it will each spring - the traditional possession until the next songfest agreement with most of the stupid complications. Not people at the Open Dialog probably come from discussions songfest. It is interesting to note when they will be passed on to everybody shared his opinion like last Wednesday's. that many of the songs that were new winners. presented last Wednesday, sung in the competition described A wide variety of songs were March 20. About 50 students and below are still traditional to sung by the other participants. 0 faculty members joined Mr. Ted Dining committee presents Ursinus sororities and frater­ Chi presented "Omega Chi" and Xaras in the parents' lounge to nities today. "September Song." Delta Pi sang spend a half hour discussing the "If I Had A Hammer" and "Delta pros and cons of vigilantism in . SIGNUAND ZX Pi." The sisters of Phi Psi sang America. new recIpe program WIN-SONGFEST and danced to a lively rendition of Last December the vigilante Alpha Sigma Nu and Zeta Chi "Side by Side" and then offered issue became the focus of much were declared the winners at Pi their traditional "Pals." The national media attention when The Dining Committee in recipe is a winner you will be a Nu Epsilon's annual Fraternity Betans sang "Down by the New Yorker Bernhard Goetz shot cooperation with the Food Ser­ winner, too. Your prize will not - Sorority Songfest last Monday Riverside" and "The New Beta four would-be muggers aboard a vice is presenting a new program only be your favorite dish, but evening (March 2). Sig Song" with help from UC's subway car. At the Open Dialog for YOU the Ursinus Student. If having it served to you and five All five sororities and three of own Beatles. Tau Sig presented the question of what would you have a favorite dish (entree, friends in the President's Dining the six fraternities participated "Go Tell It On the Mountain" and happen if everyone turned into a soup, vegetable, or dessert) that Room. Of course, everyone else in a song-filled program which "Tau Sig Sisters." The sisters of "Goetz" was raised: Mr. Xaras your Mom makes for you, have will be enjoying it in the Dining was emceed by Bob Livingston. KD rendered "It's a Grand Night pointed out that before the 20th her write the recipe on a piece of Room knowing that this new taste The competition was judged by for Singing" and "Kappa Delta century it was normal to be paper and send it back to you and tempting treat is your favorite Dr. Philips. Chairman of the Kappa." always armed, and it is only in put it in the Food Suggestion Box which you are sharing with them. this century that crime has at Zack's in the College Union. - There will be at least one winner become such a big problem. It each month. Iwas then that numerous The Food Service will choose a So, get your favorite recipe to arguments against armed recipe and kitchen test it for our us so that we can all share your cit~ens came out. Dr. Berry cafeteria-style service. If the "Recipe from Home." SEND US MAIL thought that requiring everyone to carry a gun would only in- 1, I~;;;;;;==;;;;=;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;~~;;;~ , ~ saidcrease that fear armed in society. citizens It was would also LETTER POLICY ~. _ ~~ encourage criminals to first shoot -=-- 540 AM their victims and then find out if Letters must be typed and no more than 300 ,. ' ___ ' they had a gun. President Richter words. Name and telephone number are re­ ~" brought up a point when he said quired for verification purposes. Letters should " RADIO STATION that human life is dignified and be deposited in the Grizzly mail box in Corson should be respected. In his Basement by 7 p.m. Monday. The Grizzly W V 0 U opinion right now there are only a few criminals out there that think reserves the right to edit all letters. Requests The Voice of Ursinus nothing of killing one another, but for anonymity will be considered by the Ursinus College if everyone carried handguns, editorial board. Collegeville, PA 19426 (215) 489· 77 55 everyone might lose respect for J.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; __;;;;-:=..;;;;;;; __ ;;;;;;;;;;;~=;;;;;;;;;;;======;;;;;;;3 life. March 29, 1985 The Grizzly Page 3 Car Stairs, S.P.E.C. T.E.R. undefeated in college bowl Others vie for remaining spots in final four By KIM WALTER one of the top contenders for the S.P.E.C.T.E.R. (Special clinched a berth in the finalfour. Stairs and S.P.E.C.T.E.R? Who The date -October 29, 1984, on title. Mter their third straight Executive Counter Intelligence On Monday, April 1 the Bar will will remain on the evening of this fateful evening the 1984-85 victory, they are now guaranteed for Terrorism, Extortion and square off against Tetrahedral April 29th, the final stop on the College Bowl season was a spot in the coveted final four, on Revenge.) Captained by Jim Corpulese in the first match, and long College Bowl road? The christene~. Twenty teams began the road to the championship to DeRugeris, S.P.E.C.T.E.R. hal; the B.H. Club will be pited their assault on the prestigious · be played live· on April 29 at the breezed by its three opponents against Dandy Lions I in the night stage is set and the players are title. Today, we have eight teams Union Lounge. . defeating each of them by ove"r cap. Only two spots in the final prepared. Stay tuned for'the final remaining in the double In Division B, Demas' final ", 100 points. Along with the Car four remain to be seized. Who will outcome of College Bowl... The elimination extravaganza. Two four hopes were temporarily Stairs, S.P.E.C.T.E.R. has also meet the challenge of the Car varsity Sport oftbe Mind. of these squads maintain un­ postponed as a disappointing FF::::::::::::::==::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::==::::::::::::::==:::::::==::::::::::::::======::::::::::::::====:::::::::::::::::::::==::::::::::::::===3:t blemished records. As we move performance left them on the into the final weeks of the tour­ loser's side of a 215-45 match nament, let's take a look at our against S.P.E.C.T.E.R. Matt eight survivors. Fagan and Don Walz have served In Division A, Zack's Driving as the main sparks for the green enters the home stretch with a 2-1 and gold throughout their slate. Captain Leroy Moser's campaign. squad had been undefeated until­ Demas' next opponent will be the Drivers ran out of gas last the winner of next Monday's • One critic has called it, "witty, insightful, well­ Monday when the Car Stairs showdown between the Dandy accelerated past them by a score Lions L and the B.H: Club. The­ focused satire ... it cavorts and revels ... of 245-30. Zack's Driving will now Dandy Lions I are comprised face the winner of the match primarily of senior mane - won d erf u I ... h·l·I anous ...I I I" between the Bar and Tetrahedral women from Phi Alpha Psi. Their Corpuscles. team leader thus far this season • Another has said, "It's the stupidest damn thing The Bar, led by the inspired though has been Dave Bravo. play of that Toms River, N.J. That's right readers, Dave I've seen since last year's satire issue." sophomore Tom Brown, trashed Bravo, the lone male on the team the dreams of the Braintans with has proven to be quite a College a 250-15 thrashing. The Bar will Bowl force. Behind the play of YOUDleIDI. now take it's 2-1 record into battle Bravo, The Dandy Lions I have against that awesomely named "weeded out" two straight op- mental machine, Tetrahedral ponents and have given new Corpulscles. Led by a group of meaning to the phase, "a true men from Omwake and a sororital effort. " ).."~~~i li,,".,u'l 11111-' , on news lands nexl Thursday. misplaced R.A. from Hobson Facing the Dandy Lions I will Hall, T.C. has compiled a 3-1 be the B.H. Club operating now season. However, the recent loss without former captain Jim GET YOUR COpy, BUT DON'T SHOW YOUR :MOM. of captain Jon Nigrine to part Doghramji, the B.H. Club time employment commitments features a balanced attack I may hurt the team's chances as composed of a nucleus of Pi competition grows stiffer in the Omega Delta brothers. The final weeks. B.H.ers have "wasted" a strong Rounding out Division A is the Zippy and the Pinheads team only undefeated team left in the along with the Dandy Lions I in a (Continued-AlBA------from Page 1) previous meeting. league, the Car Stairs. Averaging reputable graduate division; they The MBA program at St. principles into a personal almost 200 points per game, Dave The final team remaining in management style. Division B is the undefeated had an established reputation iil Joseph's University is designed ' Risell's contingent appears to be the Delaware Valley area; they for the career-oriented man or Those interested in the !111 ______-----. had a successful history of of- woman in profit and non-profit program may begin taking • fering the MBA in a joiilt-effort enterprises. Broadly defined, its courses this summer while SCHRADER'S AMOCO FIRESTONE with Albright College; and they mission is to foster personal and completing application ROAD SERVICE TIRES were looking for a location in the requirements for the program. 460 MAIN ST. professional on-going develop­ COLLEGEVILLE. PA Montgomery County area to offer ment of managers by cultivation Questions can be directed to St. STATE MBA courses. Ursinus offered Joseph's University, MBA 489, 9987 INSPECTION of a discerning, sensitive, moral • ______.. cessiblethem an site attractive for their MBA,and ac-an judgment; development of a high Program Office, 5600 City Line level of competence in a specific Ave., Philadelphia, . Pa. 19131, established campus with ex­ area of study; the fostering of the 879-7666, or Ursinus College, cellent library and computer ability to tlUnk with clarity and to Office of Continuing Education, facilities to support this deal With problems effectively; Collegeville, Pa. 19426 489-4111 or 489-4250. . Attemion Curre-nt' Juniors " academic program. ~nd J!le synthesis ' of general Signed Up For - Co-Ed ------.. ------... (Continued from Page 1) Sen'ior Symposium selection process, however., years and I really wanted to live bef{)re me." because the incoming freshmen in a back room for my senior As for women who might live Your tutorial choices mustbe turned in to class is expected to have a higher year. I even offered to let the there next year, freshman Barb percentage of women than men. girls live with me but Dean Molloy said, "I like the idea of co.­ Dr. Chambliss at LSB 318 by Tuesday, With the exception of some Muench. said no. Seriously, ed dorms. I wouldn't mind living April 2nd. You can choose your tutor by displaced students, the general though, It'S good in theory; I'm there." student attitude is now positive. not sure about the practicality of There will be a general meeting filling out the choice sheet available .in Freshman Scott Doughty stated, it." Sally Scanlan, another on April 2 to discuss any changes Wismer, Myrin and the Day Student "I like it. It should have been junior, is "a little worried about regarding rooms and the done before. Segregation forces losing a good room to a displaced selection process. At another Lounge. There is no other way to assign an unnatural relationship bet­ student. I've been working meeting on April 9, any women you to a group. ween the sexes." Junior Forrest through the system for three wishing to live in Reimert Strickland differs, however, "I years and I was hoping to get a Complex may reserve a room. don't like the idea because. I'm good (room selection) number. Groups of eight will be given getting kicked out of my room. Now, I might not because of the preference in the designation I've lived here (206) for three displaced juniors that will choose process. Page 4 The Grizzly March 29,1985 U of MD officials halt dining hall searches Treat them like adults, administor says College Press Service The searchers may be "o.n like adults by treating them as adds. believes the "public o.utcry," no.t COLLEGE PARK, Md. shakey gro.und," agrees campus adults. "I ho.pe we do.n't have to do. it the easing o.f the theft, co.nvinced University o.f Mary'land o.fficials legal aid directo.r William Maryland's Sheriff says the again," Sheriff said. Sheriff to. sto.p the searches. no.w have sto.pped searching Salmo.nd. po.licy pennitting him to. search Skinner, The Diamo.ndback's "A lo.t o.f peo.ple were upset students as they emerge fro.m Mo.st co.lleges figure students students' bags and packages has assistant managing edito.r, abo.ut it," she says. campus cafeterias, figuring will steal fo.o.d and supplies been "o.n the bo.o.ks" fo.r a lo.ng students have learned no.t to. steal equivalent to. three to. seven time, but never instituted until silverware. percent o.f sales, says Don no.w. "We curtailed the stealing," Jaco.bs, president-elect o.f the Student Nancy Skinner thinks Guns, not pills repo.rts Matthew Sheriff, directo.r Natio.nal Asso.ciatio.n o.f Co.llege the issue is mo.re about fo.o.d than o.f fo.o.d services at the Co.llege and University Fo.o.d Services. knives and fo.rks. Park campus, where students And mo.st co.ntro.l theft by using "(Sheriff) didn't want peo.ple Texas students at odds on have lifted abo.ut 15,000 glasses co.mputerized reco.rds to. mo.nito.r taking o.ut sandwiches and ap­ and 25,000 pieces o.f silverware purchases and invento.ries, ples" because a percentage o.f and sto.len co.untless sandwiches Jaco.bs adds. their pro.fit is fro.m peo.ple who. how to handle holocaust since fall term started. At the University o.f Penn­ pay fo.r a meal plan and then "We wanted to. make students sylvania, where Jaco.bs is dining do.n't eat," Skinner says. aware they couldn't take fo.o.d services directo.r, computerized Two. weeks ago., the University College Press Service the March 5-6 ballo.t. o.ut," he explains. reco.rds help "students kno.w that o.f Texas anno.unced its fo.o.d AUSTIN, Tx. - Co.nservative Still, the leader o.f the suicide The way he did it, ho.wever, if they steal so.mething, we'll find service was in debt because' to.o. students at the University o.f pill referendum drive, graduate was to. have campus o.fficials o.ut about it pretty quick," Jaco.bs many students actually were Texas are trying to. undennine a student Bernard Ro.th, says he search students for fo.od and says. using their campus meal tickets. "suicide pill" anti-nuclear resents the attempt by the co.n­ utensils as they left the But fo.o.d and utensil theft is Sheriff says the pro.blem at weapons referendum by sub­ servatives to. thwart his pro.po.sal. cafeterias. getting to. be so. bad that scho.o.ls Maryland was that the theft rate mitting a plan they ackno.wledge "They have no. co.nstructive "It's an invasio.n o.f my per­ nationwide are relying less o.n had increased. is o.nly slightly less absurd. go.als," Ro.th to.ld the UT student so.nal privacy," freshmen Steve student ho.no.r co.des and mo.re o.n He has suspended the searches Leaders o.f the Texas Review newspaper, the Daily Texan. Bro.adman to.ld The Diamo.nd­ stiff fines to. co.ntro.l it, he no.tes. because the theft pro.blem IS So.ciety say they have co.llected "They just want to. co.nfuse back, the student newspaper, Jaco.bs questio.ns whether "no.w under co.ntro.l." 500 signatures o.n a petitio.n people, misdirect them. after his bo.ok bag was searched. searches help, ho.wever, saying "We curtailed the stealing. We calling for a vo.te o.n a pro.po.sal to. "They're taking a kindergarten "From what I kno.w abo.ut the they're inco.nsistent with co.llege wanted to. make students aware sto.ck handguns fo.r use in the kind o.f attitude and they're la w, I think it's illegal. " effo.rts to. get students to. behave they can't take fo.o.d o.ut," Sheriff event o.f a So.viet invasio.n. playing kindergarten games." They drafted the petitio.n after Co.lyandro. co.ntends the anti-nuciear weapo.ns activists pro.po.sal to. sto.ckpile handguns Student relates German experience circulated a petitio.n seeking a ' makes mo.re sense because a vo.te on a plan to. sto.ckpile suicide So.viet invasio.n is mo.re likely "The Germans feel as tho.ugh relatives there. I feel a very clo.se differences between American than a nuclear attack. tie with the co.untry - a sense o.f and German culture and stresses pills to. dramatize the co.n­ their so.il has been the scene o.f so. sequences o.f nuclear war. Mo.reo.ver, he says, the han­ many wars in the past that they warmth. her ho.pes to. so.meday serve as an dguns wo.uld demo.nstrate that "But I traveled beyond the eco.no.mic o.r po.litical liaso.n "We're ho.ping these two. are very afraid o.f the nuclear pro.posals will cancel each other UT students "are not so. co.wardly East German wall and o.pened between the two. co.untries. arms race. They're fearful that o.ut, " says UT junio.r Jo.hn so. as to. reso.rt to. suicide pills." they will get caught in a war my mind to. a different way o.f After taking an extensive o.ne­ He ackno.wledges, ho.wever, week language co.urse at Keuka Co.lyandro., edito.r of the co.n­ between the So.viets and the life. I ·realized ho.w lucky we in servative jo.urnal, Texas Review. that the purpo.se o.f the pro.po.sal is United States. And they haven't the United States are to be free in Co.llege, Teresa and the o.ther to. undennind Ro.th's. co.ntest winners, 20 to. 25 stUdents The pro.po.sal to. sto.ckpile even reco.vered fro.m Wo.rld War a demo.cratic so.ciety." suicide pills is at least the third o.f "We do.n't want the University II. The effect o.f Hitler is still This summer, Teresa will be in all, will depart fo.r a two-week o.f Texas name attached to. such a stay in no.rthern Germany which its kind to be drafted since evidentto.day. " able to return to. Germany. She students at Bro.wn University pro.posal," he says o.f the suicide That's the impressio.n Teresa has just been awarded a trip to. will be highlighted by visits to. pills referendum. cultural and industrial centers, o.riginated the idea last fall. DeVincent, o.fHuntingdo.n Valley, Hamburg, Germany, by the Bro.wn students endo.rsed the Co.lyandro. says his gro.up has Pa., carried back with her fro.m "Verein zur Fo.erderung der and by meeting with German co.llected about 500 signatures in students and po.liticans. plan bY'a 60-40 percent margin in Bo.nn, Germany. Teresa, a senio.r deutch-amerikanischen Freund­ mid-Octo.ber. 10 days. But he says he expects to. German majo.r at Ursinus, schaft - Aktio.n Niedersachsen." Teresa is captain o.f the fall sho.rt o.f the 1,000 signatures wo.men's field hockey team at Later that mo.nth, ho.wever, the participated in an intensive The award is based o.n par­ idea was rejected by a 58 to. 42 required to. make the ballo.t. co.urse at the Academy ticipatio.n in a German essay Ursinus and a varsity lacro.sse The Texas Review is o.ne o.f player. She was a Ho.meco.ming percent margin in a student Niederberg in Germany last co.ntest spo.nso.red , by Keuka referendum at the University o.f abo.ut 75 co.nservative student summer - a trip that affected College, New Yo.rk. Queen no.minee this year and was publicatio.ns acro.ss the co.untry o.n the Dean's list. She will Co.lo.rado.. her deeply. Teresa's winning essay em­ Leaders o.n both sides o.f the established with the help o.f a phasizes her newly fo.und cultural graduate this May and, after grant fro.m the Institute fo.r "I have deep cultural ro.o.ts in returning fro.m Germany this debate at UT expect that backers awareness and ho.w she ho.pes to. o.f the suicide pill referendum will Educatio.n Affairs, a co.n­ Germany," says Teresa. "My utilize that awareness in her summer, hopes to. pursue a servative fo.undatio.n based in mo.ther is German and we have career in teaching and co.aching. be able to. gather sufficient future endeavo.rs. She depicts the signatures to put the pro.po.sal o.n NewYo.rk. SEVERAL .POSITIONS ARE A VAILABLE_ "AMERICAN FOR NEXT YEAR'S GRIZZLY: ASSOCIATE EDITOR _ BANK . NEWS AND FEATURES EDITOR ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR SPORTS EDITOR BUSINESS MANAGER CIRCULATION MANAGER A • Meridian Bank ST AFF WRITERS HELP THE PAPER. HELP YOURSELF. CONTACT JOE PIRRO, 305 REIMERT Marc;h 29, 1985 PageS

Defending champs open lax season .with win

By Jeanne Radwanski Whiteley (1 goal), and sophomore The women's lacrosse team, Lois Groff (1 goal). Sophomore coming off a 1984 Division III Marie Leahy rounded out the National Championship season, Ursinus offensive unit. opened the 1985 campaign on The defensive corps was led by Wednesday, March 20, with an the outstanding play of both impressive 13-6 victory over senior Maureen O'Connell and Division I Penn. An enthUsiastic junior goalie Paula Fronckowiak, crowd came out to support the making her first varsity start in Bears on this first day of spring, the net. Senior Jen Foresta, and they were not disappointed. sophomore Lynda Hobbs-Fernie, In the first half, Penn proved to freshman Barb Caffrey, and be quite a challenge for the Ur­ junior Liz Mita proved to be a sinus team, battling its way to a strong defensive unit, shutting 6-6 halftime score. However, the down the Quaker offense in the Bears came alive in the second second half. Hopefully, the Bears half, outscoring the Quakers, 7-0. will be able to support their The Ursinus attack was led by preseason Division III number­ junior Devin Murphy, who one ranking by maintaining the registered a career-high seven high level of intensity displayed goals and contributed one assist. in their season opener. Other offensive standouts in­ In JV action, Ursinus was cluded junior Teresa DeVincent defeated 16-11 by Penn's JV, Jo (two goals), junior Donna Ann Schoenherr registered four 9 Wurzbach (1 goal, 1 assist), goals to lead the offense. Debbie ~ sophomore Beth Bingaman (1 Longo and Christy Ann Fariss • • 2 goal, 1 assist), junior Kelee scored two goals each. ~ ~ -.. ~ Lax team members clown for the---- camera =:;;.....-as they -prepare_.- to depart-. for a..... game at Lehigh. Their-.. mirth was short-lived; the two-time defending national champs were crushed by the Engineers, 14-4. Baseball squad off to sluggish start By JOSEPH F. pmRO 'first inning, but for the rest of the Val team went on a tear pounding BEAR BONUSES: Because of About two weeks ago, the game he did not give up more out 29 hits in - 10 innings (the and John Dillon are hitting near various injuries and aliments a Ursin us baseball players than one hit in any inning. U.C. second game had to be stopped .500 at the end of the first four few key players have missed returned from their break in scored single runs in the third, because of the 100run rule) as the games ... Joe Donovan struck out some of there early games. These Florida. Although they all had sixth and seventh to finish out the Bears were beaten both games, eight batters vs. Elizabethtown in players included Mike Harte, darker skin, it was not all fun and game's scoring. Shortstop Roger 14-6 and 21-4. According to games in Daytona. They played Brewster connected for a single records, the 21 runs in the second Rich Lafaver, Dave Kulp and his first start... Homerun leaders five games against tough­ in the seventh inning, driving in game were the most given up by Dave Bravo. They have been (with one each) are Dave Bravo, competitive teams; winning one Ed Malandro, with the winning an Ursinus pitching staff in six filled in for adequately by various Roger Brewster, Ed Woodland and losing four. And now run. This third and winning run years. The previous high was a other players ... Roger Brewster and Mike Troemel. beginning Tuesday, March 19, the was executed to perfection. 280run explosion by Florida team has been quickly thrust into Malandro led off the seventh with Southern in 1979. In the first the season. ' a walk and was advanced to game U.C. got off to a good start New coach readies In the opening game to second on a s~crifice bunt by with a five run spot in the top of Muhlenberg, Rob (Clint) Mike Harte. 'f,wo players cer­ the first inning sparked by back- Richardson pitched a strong tainly proved that they are "on to-back homers by Mike Troemel eight innings and led the Bears to fire" in this second game. and Roger Brewster. However, golfers for tough week a 7-6 victory. Jim Harle came in Freshman right fielder John Delaware Valley scored eight for a superb inning of relief to Dillon went 3 for 5 with two stolen runs in their half of the inning. In By Jim McKeon have regained his fine form from pick up a save. The games was bases. Roger Brewster went 2 for the second game Ed The Ursinus golf team, with a ~oodland last year and along with Senior filled with excitement and good 3 at the plate, making him, at this homered and walked tWIce, and record of 21 wins and 6 loses over Jeff Carson they should add some defensive play. Hitting stars point, 5 for 7, which is a .714 Troemel a. single to drive in the past two seasons is looking h~d extra leadership to a basically were Dave Bravo with a long average. two runs m his only plate ap- forward to another strong homerun and Joe Loeflat with The following Saturday there young team. pearance. showing this spring. Led by Juniors Jim McKeon and Dave timely run-producing hits. was a double header scheduled at The JV squad also played a newly hired Coach Dave Two days later the club home against Fairleigh­ game this past Tuesday against a Trumbower, the team is in­ "Gorilla" Wilson, the other two traveled to Elizabethtown for a Dickinson. However the rains fell poor Penn State Delco Team. The tensely preparing for three returning letterman are both confrontation. Once again the and the game was postponed. JV team made up mostly of non- ' matches this week. being counted upon to turn in Bears put together a victory. Joe On Monday, March 25 the starting varsity players had a Captain Tim Efinger, a three some consistent numbers. The rest of the squad features Senior Donovan, in his first college Bears (2-0) journeyed out to field day in a 16-1 victory. Their year letter winner who finished Rob Volko, Junior Dean start, went the distance allowing Delaware Valley College for a second game was against 10th overall in the MAC cham­ Altemose, Sophomores Chuck no earned runs. Donovan struck doubleheader. The team was not Delaware Community College pionship, heads a squad that out eight hitters, walked five and as fortunate as they had been in yesterday. Varsity will play their returns five of its seven starters Brucker, Charlie White and Todd Alderfer. Three freshmen are scattered nine singles. The the first two games. The wind MAC opener tomorrow at from last year. Senior Tom also on the team. They are John freshman struggled at first and was blowing out and Del Val's Swarthmore. It is a doubleheader Greenwood, the second place Carson, Scott Klee and Brian gave up two unearned runs in the fences are very short. The Del scheduled for noon. finisher at the MAC's looks to McGrath. Page 6 March 29. 1985 Senior diver finishes 19th in NCAA championships

Ursinus College diver Meg clipped the board with her head Early, a senior from Lebanon and enter the water with a bloody High who never dived before gash in her skull. That was the college, capped an outstanding same dive that killed a male career by finishing 19th in the 1- Soviet diver in 1983. meter springboard event and 18th Eventually, Early shook off the in the 3-meter springboard at the blow and began the competition NCAA Division III national with her first scheduled dive - championships March 14-16 at the inward one-and-a-half. She Emory University in Atlanta, Ga. was shaky on it, and it would cost Early, a seven-time Middle her the gold medal in I-meter Atlantic Conference champion, springboard. She settled for just missed out on all-America silver. honors, which go to the top 16 in But the next day she came back each event. Last year she in the 3-meter event and won her finished 17th in I-meter, 18th in 3- seventh MAC gold medal in eight meter. tries. Her four-year haul---. seven golds, one silver. Last month at the conference "I have them all in a drawer at championships, Early won the home," said Early, who never gold medal in 3-meter and the dived in high school. "I looked at silver in I-meter, overcoming a them the other day, and it nasty scare during warmups. On seemed strange to find a silver A Bear at bat: A softball player fouls off a pitch during the Grizzly's loss to Glassboro. her fmal warmup dive, she did an medal in with the rest. I thought inward one-and-a-half dive that to myself, 'What are you doing was a little too inward. She here?' " Pay college gridders, says Nebraska State Sen.

College Press Service the University of Kansas' and board. It's what it -prepares assistant football coach Michael But the bill has little change of UNCOLN, Neb. - Nebraska assistant athletic director. them to do upon graduation." Corgan called it "illegal as hell. passing, the NCAA's Yeager Cornhusker foothall makes "Students are students, While the bill's passage could It's a violation of NCAA rules." believes. Chambers has in­ money, and State Senator Ernie whether athletes or non­ open a pandora's box for college "If these people were declared troduced similar legislation, Chambers thinks the University athletes," he adds. "To classify athletic departments and employees of the athletic unsuccessfully, several times. of Nebraska players should share them as employees of the organizations, the fans would lose department and received pay, "It makes great press," the profits. university or the state is inap­ one of the hardest-fought they would be declared ineligible Yeager concedes. "But nothing Chambers submitted a bill to propriate." rivalries in college football. and there wouldn't be any foot­ much is happening with it." the state legislature in January Not only inappropriate, some "I don't know if the bill would ball team. You can't play for If the bill passes, it could prove that would make UN-Lincoln say, but against NCAA rules. make the Corn huskers pay," added assistant athletic expensive. Nebraska again had football players state employees, professionals," comments Wade director Donald Bryant. one of the most successful and pay them salaries to play the While C-hambers was Walker, Oklahoma's athletic "Nebraska may be close to recruiting efforts on last week's game for four years. unavailable for comment, his bill director. "But there are number one in football," national letter-of-intent day, the specifies "Nothing in this section limitations on who you can play Chambers countered, "but National High School Recruiting But college football spokesmen shall be construed to make such a in the NCAA, and we wouldn't be Nebraska may be close to Service in Houston reports. say Chambers' generous plan person a professional athlete." able to play them." number nothing in understanding "But the senator must have a would transform the 'Huskers But, such "pay for play" Nebraska officials could be the this bill. The irony will be when low opinion of UN-L basketball into professional athletes, and legislation violates NCAA bill's biggest opponents. some other state beats Nebraska players," Yeager laughs. "He disqualify them from National amateur status rules. When Chambers submitted the in implementing an idea that doesn't include them in his Collegiate Athletic Association "If an institution can't comply legislation last month. UN-L originated in Nebraska." proposaL" (NCAA) and Big Eight com­ with NCAA legislation, and the petition. other members don't want to "Football players are given change the legislation, it little incentive to be scholars, and becomes a question of could that •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• few persons care how they institution continue to exist perform academically as long as within the NCAA," Yeager ex­ : ,tAl SPORTS • : eligibility is maintained," the bill plains. states. The legislation would give some student athletes an unfair : 'W WATCH ~ : advantage over others, adds Syracuse Athletic Director John Players are "entitled to some Croughamel. .RIDAY •••• IOU vs. SCRAIII.. (HOME) 1130 PM • tangible returnJcr the strenuous WOMEN'S I.NIS VS. MUHLEIIBER' (HOME) 3100 PM • work they perform and the SATURDAY. BASEBALL AI SWARIHMORE (DOUBLEHEADER) NOON • revenue they generate for the "If you change the rules for benefit of the university," it says. some, you must change them for MEN'S IENNIS VS. LASALLE (HOME) NOON • "Most athletes' primary all," he insists. "It's important LACROSSE VS. LYNCHBUR' AI RICHMOIID 1100 PM • purpose for going to school is the that we strongly adhere to a code lRACH AIID FIELD VS. WIDENER, MORA VIAll & • pursuit of a diploma," argues of amateur athletics at the Tom Yeager, NCAA spokesman. college level. " UPSALA (HOME) 1130PM • ~'And most schools take ex­ Croughamel claims he un­ WOMEII'S I.NIS AI WIDENER 1130PM • ception to the hired-hand status derstands Chambers' belief that I 1100 AM • of athletes." student athletes "are not paid or SUNDAY ••• LACROSSE AI RICHMOIID "It's a false idea that students compensated in a comparative MONDAY •• LACROSSE AI SIaRDSBUa, 3100PM : come to a school just to play, way," but "what value is there athletes." agrees Lonny R:ose, college degree? It's not just room ••••••••••• •••••••• • March 29, 1985 The Grizzly Page 7

AASCU offers guidelines for firing tenured profs

College Press Service AASCU's president. "We believe high educational quality and Idaho. courts more to consider when WASIflNGTON, D.C. - In part that the dialogue on governance individual opportunity." Knight acknowledges ad­ hearing lawsuits from laid-off to prepare for the next 'round of needs an additional perspective." The AAUP thinks the broader ministrators don't like the t,enured faculty members. college money troubles, a major The AAUP definition inap­ AASCU guideline would let just AAUP's failure to recognize that "In some case, institutions that college group has started a new propriately is "held up as the about all 3000-some campuses in one department, such as a tried to make reallocations and war of words designed to make it gospel," adds Morehead State the U.S fire professors today. cooperative farm extension phase out programs were blocked easier for administrators to fire University President Herb "I don't know of any institution program that receives a separate by a court that had only the tenured faculty members. Reinhard Jr., chairman of the that cannot plausibly argue that appropriation from the state AAUP definition of financial The change could also keep AASCU panel that drafted the it has some difficulties main­ legislature, could get in trouble emergency before it," he says. some college teachers, worried new definition. taining high educational while the campus as a whole Knight ' predicts institutions about losing their jobs, from "The AAUP definition was quality," Knight asserts. thrives. that adopt the AASCU definition discussing controversial topics in written at a time when things "This definition would allow Knight says he does not con­ of financial emergency will class, opponents suggest. were bright (financially)," broad revocations of tenure for sider that a flaw in the definition. antagonize faculty. ' The change would "open the Reinhard says. reasons that are hardly serious3 Universities are not run so that floodgates" to wholesale firings, ' Things aren't so bright unusual or extreme," he says. every tub floats on its own bot­ warns Jonathan Knight of the anymore. The federal govern­ A substantial number of the tom," he argues. "A definition ' like this en­ American Association of ment has cut its funding of schools on the AAUP's list of But AASCU's Reinhard says courages unilateral rather than University Professors (AAUP). college programs, many states "censured" schools are there the AAUP does require a cam­ collegial action," Knight But the American Association have reduced their higher precisely for laying off tenured pus-wide financial catastrophe suggests. of State Colleges and Universities education budgets, and tuition - faculty 'under what the AAUP before tenured faculty can be laid Reinhard says it is "highly (AASCU), in offering last week a campus's other major source of considered fraudule-nt off. unlikely" institutions will misuse new guideline for when colleges money - is expected to fall as the declarations of financial "Institutions are going to face the broild AASCU definition to lay can fire tenured professors, said nationWi4e student pop1!lation emergency. financial emergencies without it off tenured faculty without first colleges need more flexibility in declines over the next decade. Those schools include the amounting to a financial exploring other ways to cut costs. hiring and firing if they're to Some predict as many as 200 University of Northern Colorado, catastrophe," he says. If they do, facilIty can still survive the next decade of campuses will close before California State University­ Reinhard says AASCU's appeal to the courtS for rein­ declining enrollments. enrollments begin to creep up Sonoma and the University of broader definition will give statement, he notes. Since 1940, colleges have been agairi'iri'tlle 1990s. ' able to fire tenured teachers only More may close unless colleges in times of "financial exigency." are freer to cut their costs. The courts, colleges and But the AAUP definition of professors themselves when they can cut costs by laying More students need remedial help traditionally have followed the off teachers 'has tied the hands of AAUP's definition of just what institutions struggling with College Press Service "financial exigency" is. declining or shifting enrollments, the problem to "a decade of loose "The reality is that, as good as Now administrators want to to the detriment of educational WASIflNGTON, D.C. - More high school graduation stan­ the policy ' sounds to shift change the definition to make it quality," Reinhard argues. and more college freshIilen are dards." remedial courses to two-year easier to trim their payrolls if Even without the change, many enrolling in remedial education And it's getting worse. Among colleges, it simply has ' not they get into money trouble. tenw:ed teachers lost their jobs courses designed to teach them the 500 institutions surveyed, worked," EI-Khawas'observes. "AAUP approaches the issue during the last recession. what they should already' know, nearly two-thirds offer more "Students who want to get a from the standpoint of the Since 1982, Temple, Northern according to a new report by the remedial courses now than they four-year degree will go to a four­ faculty," notes Alan Ostar, Michigan, Western Michigan, U.S. Department of Education. did in 1978. ' year ' institution which offers One out of every four entering Puzzle Answer Washington and the Brockport One-third of the schools offer remedial courses rather than and Buffalo campuses of the freshmen, for instance, takes at the same number of remedial attend a junior college for two least one remedial mathematics r:-:-T....,--r=-r:=-- State University of New York, courses as six years ago, while years and then have to move to a I-:-t-:-:+=+:::-, among others, have fired more class, says the survey of over 500 only four perce'nt have cut the four-year school," she says. than 100 tenured faculty mem­ colleges and universities com­ number of review courses they Although two-year schools are bers. piled by the department's provide. ' offering more remedial courses, AAUP says firing is justified National Center for Education The report suggests many four-_ the majority of four-year colleges .....-=+-fI- only when "an imminent Statistics. year colleges' plans to ' shift nave increased their remedial More than one of every five remedial education to junior and course offerings as well. I'-'t-=+-+~-=- ~~~~l or:~~ i;:~~:t~~~s a!h: students also take remedial two-year colleges have failed. Public coHeRes have the r=-i-:-t=+H:-:- whole and cannot be alleviated by writing courses, the study shows, The University of California hignest number of entering less drastic means. " while 16 percent take reading System, for instance, two years students in so-called catch-up T AASCU argues that a financial review courses. ago planned to redirect some courses, the study says. A ' emergency exists when cir­ "It's just a sign of the times," 2,400 stUdents to nearby com­ Private school students, on the laments Elaine EI-Khawas, vice munity colleges by 1986. ' Y C H ROM A TIC cun:tS~nc~s "thr~a,ten to imp~ir other hand, took the fewest I-::-IRRd...,=+=+-:-I....r=B+E=+L:-+'T:1an mSltutlon's ability to proVlde president for policy analysis and Likewise, Ohio State began number of catch-up classes. Only research with the American admitting only freshmen who had 15 percent took remedial classes Council on Education. four years of English, three years in math, 12 percent in writing, "It's a very disturbing reality of math, science, social science and nine percent in reading. r.t!I COLLEGEVILLE that so many students are not and foreign language, and Addressing long-standing adequately prepared for planned to send those not concerns by some educators that college," she says, attributing qualified to two-year colleges. the nation's high schools are not aiiI ~~~~e~~~h~=ng Clr, adequately preparing students Collegeville, PA 19426 for college, the report cautions the increased popularity in remedial courses could alSo be Michael s. linked to lower college entrance WE DO IT ALLI requirements and tougher From Resumes to Business Roth courses in general. Forms and Full Color Brochures. Freelance Pholography GOOD LUClIEAISI 48 Collins Lane (2'.1 ....7' .. Schwenksville, P A 19473 CONT ACT : Chuck Bruckt"r (215) .89-3556/287-93.0 'W';lk;nson 11 0 Page 8 The Grizzly March 29,1985 ROYING REPORTER Compiled by: Kim Walter Photos by: Chuck Brucker "If you were Dean Kane for a day,.what would you change a!lou' Urslnus's social life policies?"

\ \ \ . '\ Scott John.on Kathy Llcu,,1 Devin Murphy Joe Antonio Fr. J~ J~ Jr. Sr. Math Malor HI.tory Malor Engll.h Malor Econ. Malor Econ. Malor ''I'd make th~ students attend a "Kegs every night and no 'Kegs on Stauffer II." "I'd allow drinking on house "I'd kill myself." sporting event as a Forum registration. Also, I'd like more porche.... requirement and support U.C. courtyard parties." athletics."

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