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4-25-1966 The rsinU us Weekly, April 25, 1966 Lawrence Romane Ursinus College

Mort Kersey Ursinus College

Gary McClellan Ursinus College

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This Book is brought to you for free and open access by the Newspapers at Digital Commons @ Ursinus College. It has been accepted for inclusion in Ursinus Weekly Newspaper by an authorized administrator of Digital Commons @ Ursinus College. For more information, please contact [email protected]. • tenll' Number 20 Volume LXV MONDAY, APRIL 25 1966 Spdng Festival YOff Campus Weekend Leads Announced Student Faculty Show Food, Parlay, Fun For Musical Play "Sharpshooter Annie" an adap­ tati~n at the Broadway musical Anlllc ~et l'our Gun. will open Reveals Hidden Talents the Sprmg Festival activities at 2:30 May 7 on the football field Friday night's Student-Fac­ Nine dance groups and a vocai ulty Show put the Campus Chest chorus will perform in this musi­ IDr ive over the goal of $2,000. The cal to entertain the traditional evening's entertainment proved crowd of parents and students. to be well worth the $1.00 charg­ Lead Roles ed for admission. For the fourth The leading roles are Judy and final time, senior Bill Kul­ Maxwell as Annie Oakley, Jack esh acted as master of ceremon­ Ooul~ as Frank Butler. Pat Lore ies, lending his own particular as Winnie Tate, Bruce Hoffsom­ brand of humor to the proceed- Iller as Tommy Keeler, and Don jngs. Gree~ as Charlie Davenport. Faculty Stars Conme Poley. physical educa ­ I Color Me Crooked or How to tion instructor I will direct the Succeed in Crime Without Being production. I Trying, written by Messers Mel­ vyn Ehrlich and Gary WaldO, proved a huge success. Although one cannot say that the actors were type-cast, each seemed to be entirely comfortable in hjs role. Dr. John C. Vorrath played a sufficiently unemotional Nam Bat, able to squelch the phil­ osophical Dr. Gerald H . Hinkle with a terse "Shut up, Nibor." Mr. Gary Waldo gave all J ames Bond fans a glimpse of what their hero and his attendant lovelies may look like in twenty Robin - Age 3 years. Everyone saw with reliet that Dean Rothenberger did nothing to tarnish her sterling STATE SCHOLARSHIPS 'Society Honors image in her portrayal of the For 1966-67 solicitous Batty Aunt Hattie. Now S. Ross Doughty we know what could have hap­ pened had Alfred L . Creager been a college dropout; his char­ With Scholarship acterization of the Typer (the Viper) was neatly handled and his pantomime of "The Type­ writer Song" was timed perfect­ ly. Thanks to Mary S. Steele, as Moll Machine, "Cookie" may well become the most current campus endearment, And who could play a harrassed County Commission­ er but harrassed history protes­ sor, namely William Parsons, Unusual Custwnes The entire skit hung together well with a spontaneity and wit, over hastily draped set. The fac­ ulty also found a surprisingly wide range in props and cos­ tumes, all of which added to the general "camp" feeling. Student Acts Of all the student acts, "Cup­ cakes" McClellen's exotic, not to mention erotic, dance was by tar the most intriguing. The auction might have added a tidy sum to the Campus Chest had the audience bid to see the little terpsichore. Pat Lore's Six Pack showed up a slice of life in a lighthouse; well done by the cast so completely costumed that their true identities remain a secret. The only sour note of the even- ing was struck by Mr. H, IJoyd Jones, whose satlrization of the "Ballet of the Green Berets" was in extremely poor taste, Granted the song is not ot the highest calibre, but the situation out ot which It grew is a totally real Birth Control Panel Discusses and serious one, A professor should realize what such a per­ formance indicates to those who witness it about his attitude to­ ward those who fight in Viet Nam. This exhibition completely invalidated any humor which might have been derived from an otherwise side-splitting con­ densation of "Romeo and Juliet". (Continued on page 2) 1966 Orientation Planned THIS WEEK MONDAY The best features of this year's Baseball freshman advisory program and F & M (HI 3:00 the customs program of two TUESDAY A central co-ordinating com­ Track Iyears ago will be combined Into PMC (HI 3:00 a new orientation program for mittee, with members Elise Hop­ kins, Judi Kapuscinski, Marty KDK Freshman Party =:t~ ~ t=e recent birth control forum were, from lett to next year. Elise Hopkins and Wismer Lounge lin. Gui U;b'.t.the Rev . .lames McGrath; Dr. R. E. Gibbons; Barry, will direct and develop 7:00-9:00 p DIck Behenna announced this nlj Rev. E. Lee, .Ir. new plan Wednesday, April 13. the program. These members Pre-Med Society Meeting were picked by the MSGA and Wismer - 7:00 ~day, April 5, "Focus" I Throughout the dorms Tues­ tn a meetlng whIch was designed the WSGA on the basis of ap­ OIl birth an lnter-falth forum day evening there was much to acquaint Interested students. plications flied by noon Thurs­ WEDNESDAY on the control. Representatives heated discussion on the topiC. Enforcement problems, en­ day. This committee wUl in turn Senate Elections aa mu::nellnclUded Mrs. Oan- Unfortunately the question countered In this year's pro­ pick the advisors. Track Meet Secreta anJ, wJte of Ule First seemed to be 'one of Protestant gram. will hopefully be ellmina­ PMC (HI 3:15 the Embassy ot versus Catholic beJteJs rather During orientation this year, india (£.;r ted under the new system, and freshmen girls were taken to a THURSDAY I ... IleG uhlngton. the Rev. than immediate answer con­ the commendably close advisor­ mixer at Lehigh while the boys WSGA Banquet rath, J.C.D., Canonl- cernlng the use at contraceptives advisee relationship will be New Omcers Installed and member of In helping to control the popu­ had to remain on campus, much sought to be retained. to their chagrin. This situation 6:30 Tribunal of the laUon explosion, Next year's freshmen w1ll have wJll be corrected next year by Baseball Archdloaeu 01 Siall Pleased to know the names of all the LaSalle (AI 3:30 tbe not allowing the giris to attend Rev. Edward L. The "Focus" staff was very buildings on campus, the rules, such activities. There Is a pos­ FRIDAY 01 Temple pleased to see the lal'!~e number customs and members of the sib1l1ty that the ten day orienta­ Penn Relays - Phlla 01 of students that turned out for adminIstration and faculty. tion wiU be interrupted by a trip "Y" Retreat-Fri., Sat" Sun. SATURDAY Ule dlacWIBlon, and promise a Each freshman wtll be required to the shore for the freshmen tuJly detailed review of the dJs­ to greet everyone he meets on and others involved in the pro­ Baseball campus. A system of fiDes, de­ Elizabethtown (HI 2:30 gram. cuaalon In the next Issue 01 merits and recommendations tor Penn Relays - Phlla, ·"'Ocus". PAtlb: TWO MONDAY. APRIL 25. IDee TflE URSIN US WEEKLY I - ill I!l' Urn iltlHI lXIl'1'1tl!1 KENNETH B. NACE Publlslwd l\ minimum ot twenty-two times ench academic year Frat Officers Find Pledging Complct.e Aut.omotive Service by the students ot Ursin us College, Collegeville, Pa., 19426 Sixty-fifth year of publication 5th Ave. & Main St. EDlTOR-rN-CHIEF ...... Larry Romanc Collegeville, Pa. NEWS ED1TORS " ...... Sue Royack, Lee Armstrong "Very Important For All" --"'*' FEATURE EDITOR ...... Fred Jacob ASSISTANT FEATURE EDITOR ...... Ken MacLeod PERROTTO'S P[ZZERIA SPORTS EDITORS ...... Josl Short. Fritz LIght Pledging Mastel's, 2453 W. Rldlle Pike STAFF Jon Katz, Les Rudnyanskl, Alexis Anderson. Charles Jeffersonville. Pa. Yerger, Marge McKeon, Tim Coyne, Chuck Broadbent, Sam B"others Defend Totaro, Loretta Wagner, Tom Beaver, Sue Lynch, Mary Kay 275-0936 Meyer, Judy Schneider, Linda Richtmeyer, Larry Wellikson, Paul Zamoslctn Old TI'aditions PROOFREADERS AND TYPISTS - J acqueline McAvoy. Sue J en- FRANK JONES sen" Sue Cannon, Pam Reed, Marge McKeon Gary McClellan The (;omplete DISTRIBUTION EDITOR ...... Jack Koser Pledgi ng. that. wonderrul per­ CIRCULATION MANAGER ...... Lloyd LarklVorthy iod bet.ween ru s h ln~ and broth­ Sporting Coods Store erhood. It Is a perIod of mixed ADVERTISING MANAGER ...... George Cawman 228 W. l\lain St., Norristown, Pa. emotions. The brothers usually EnleiNI OCl'('mber 19( 1902, at Collegeville, Pn.( 1!H2r.. nil fI<'Cond 1'1:188 mntt{'r, Order your Urslnus Jacket thra un( er AN of COlIgrellS ot l\ nrCh 3, 1879. can't walt for It to start. the pledges can't wait for it to be ALAN HIGGINS .M:lIIII\~ Adltress: Cnll'lllU9 Poet OfTlcc, Urslnu8 Colll)S"<" Collegevllll', Pn. 191:!1i over, and the professors wIsh it Campus i{cpresentaUn wouldn't happen at all. It's n ED/TOIl/AL combination of healthy exercise WILRlCII ApOTHECARY durln~ t.he day, romantic moon­ lit strolls at night (by both 486 Main Street AIJothelic Students Ellgarde brothers and pledges), running Collegev1lle As this is the first issue of the WEEKLY to be pub­ errands here and there, obeying -Vitamins -First Aid Supplifll orders, many loud "Yes, Sirs"," .Prescriptions -Remedlfll lished under the somewhat unsteady hands of the new mingled with ma ny muffled Special Student and Faculty editor and staff, perhaps an article on our editorial policies side comments. signs. ('oats and Discounts. is in order. This first literary offering will key on modera­ ties, plus many other things too numerous to list. But isn't there tion due to the new and indefensible position which we more to it than is seen on the hold as a newspaper. Later, when we are more firmly en­ surface, or is it. just a period for LUTZ'S trenched, we can dabble in the opinionated criticism and t he brothers to release their hos­ tili ties; a time-consuming, irre­ FIFTH & MAIN praise more popular to the readers. For now, a triangular sponsible. meaningless, few weeks base of wider scope, decisive opening. a nd student partici­ that could be better spent? Bobble & Charlie Lutz pation is the stand we wish to take. It is not Ukely that one could find two fraternity men who Inspite of their renown even among themselves for feel exactly the same about Chatter & Chew Room pledging- , much less two frater­ ostrich-like apathy. we believe that Ursinus students not or will not integrate or ac­ spot the leadership ability In the nities. A pledgemaster sees it as actually can become interested in something. Combining cept the needed responsibilities, dlrferent men and work with it a good chance to excert a lot ot 489-9275 this belief with a support of the school's alleged backbone­ from those who are compatible to ensure t he future years of the power and authority. as well as with the grou p and whose desir­ fraternity with good leaders; It finding out that there are a lot truly liberal education-the scope of editorializi ng will at es are sincere. Pledging oCfers gives the pledges a chance to times leave the confines of the campus for areas of more of headaches that go with It.. this needed time to get to know organize within a pledge class It serves a double purpose for WALTZ national or international consequence. the pledge, to see him in many and become one group-which him, for he can find out what different situations, and to is very important in a fraternity. the responsibilities and duties of GOLF FARM Secondly. the character of the writing will be more judge h is actions and reactions. A fraternity must have that an administrator are, as well as Route 422 - LlJ\ffiRlCK, PA. decisive. Opinionated, dogmatic, or even bigotetd samp­ In turn, It gives the pledge a close-knit quality, which may be exerting that power. A brother Phone: 489-9922 lings may not bring on a rash of cross burnings or riots, chance to find out if he really brotherhood or friendship, or it usually sees it as a way to get to wants to be in the fraternity, it is doomed. That dosen't mean a know the pledges better. An of­ e 9-Hole Lighted Par 3 but perhaps they will alleviate some campus boredom. It gives him a chance to jud~e the loss of individuality, for that is is, of course, beyond the meagre nature of our literary fi cer of a fraternity usually sees brothers and t heir actions, and needed too, but that does mean Course - 805 Yards it as a way to find new leader­ to see to which he wouid like to that there is a conscientious to­ Play All Day - $1.50 faculties to give pro or con direction to the ensuing passions ship for the fraternity and also belong. Pledging ~rovides the getherness which will allow e25-Tee Driving Range of the U.C. reader. However, we little care for the specific a potential source of trouble If very important and needed Ume things to be done with a mini­ agreement or disagreement of our readers so much as we not handled correctly. between the first contact with mum of trouble. Pledging can e19-Hole Miniature Golf The Real Answers care for their continued attention and their opinions about the fraternities during rushing do this, and much more. • Putting Green A fraternity Is a selective or­ and the formal Initiation cere­ Of course, not all brothers what they have read. We may not curry their favor. but ganization, and is choosy as to monies to make the necessary. think of these things when it if we get them to think we can be satisfied. who will become a member. assessments and judgements and comes to pledging, nor arc they A. W. Zimmerman to think carefully about them. It must be added t hat the view of the staff toward Since fraternities cannot and always noticeable-even faintly. should not be expected to ac­ A Test for Pledges The paddl1ng, the push-ups, the - Jeweler. student suggestions and opinions is entirely open-minded. cept just anyone, pledging helps One can find out a lot about a trtps, Hell Night, etc., all come COLLEGEVILLE. PA. serve the same purpose that the to the forefront, and goOd. points We shall welcome your letters of sarcasm, criticism, and pledge during this l.; eriod. You first semester at U.C. serves. It seem to happen automatically. "Imp/to GP GEMOLOGIST infrequent praise with unwavering equanimity-and only weeds out those who are not sin­ can give him an order and see But it can be seen, I hope, that a touch of literary paranoia. In fact, write to us if you cere in their desires or who can- how he carries it out; you can pledging as seen by a brother, a AM£RlCAH Q£M IOc:IDY concur with us; write to us if you find us bordering on pledgemaster, or a president, We carry a complete Hne of does, under all outward trapping feeblemindedness; write to us even if you have a suggestion ORANGE BLOSSOM of honor and brutality, have an DIAMOND RINGS for editorializing, The direction of the writing is ours, but 942 Main, Showplace of UC, innate goodness, and serves a Ursinus Charm. the subject can be yours. If you don't direct us, you may very important purpose for all concerned. We do our own Engraving. be fated to listen to our endless mutterings for an entire Dazzles Still Another Applicant year. Editor's Note: No, the condition of the Ursin­ Stuff '11' Thiugs us dorms really isn't this ba d. Nevertheless, the staff is con­ vinced that an articJe to keep Weekly Issue " A Farce" maintenance on their toes is The University of Pennsylvania merited. Susan Lynch and Mary Mort Kersey Kay Meyers assure us that 942 My editor has ordered me to commended for a worthwhile Main is the perfect example to comment on the sad state of job. Most ot the entertainment illustrate our point (and have a g;ves you a choice of 324 courses this ad-infested issue. "Here we was first class, and the dona­ lit.tle fun on the side doing it! ) have about a month's backlog of tion asked for campus chest was • • • feature articles," he screams, surely not too great a sacrifice this summer. "and there's room for about one­ for what was gotten in return. So you're a new freshman and you'd like to see an off-campus half of an article!" The auction at intermission fea­ Summer study gives you the op­ Seriously, though, we can con­ tured many curios which sold women's dorm? Well, put on sider this farce ot an issue as the quickly. Most interesting was the your track shoes and I'll take portunity to broaden your edu­ Weekly's response to to the dis­ donations of two ties by Dr. Helf­ you to 942 Main St. cation, accelerate your progress graceful pressure put on us to ferlch which were repurchased Here we are! Wasn't that fun? toward a degree, or pursue your be solvest financially. It the col­ by his wife for $150. The donor (pant! pant!) Be earful of the particu1a r interest or specialty. lege wants a decent paper they'll went to the stage, picked up the porch- there are a few bricks Pennsylvania has a wide range simply have to pay for it. dies, dropped them in the bidders loose. That's why it sags. Come of both undergraduate Entertainment First Class lap, and exclaimed "Here, you'd right in and please stand to the courses, There was too much of the better write a check ..." leet of the leaky ceiling. Oh yes. and graduate, including some UNIVERSITY entire show to describe the mer­ • • • "942" we have thirteen girls and I evening courses. All are taught its of each act and mention all Ed Note: Sorry, but the rest at all the comforts of home. Every­ in air conclitioned classrooms. of the names of contributing per­ this article had to be cut because thing is so convient-the cam­ Choose from the (ollowing formers, but M.C. Bill Kulesh is of lack of room. pus is only about a mile down the road with Its food and wash­ categories: Student Faculty Show . •. ing machines and activities! Business Administration (Continued from l)age 1) Let's go upstairs to see the Education SUMMER by Dr. Robert S. Howard and particular humor to the proceed­ rooms. Don't trip on the steps! English They are dangerous and some­ Miss Jane Barth, which Jones Ings as auctioneers. Joining Mrs. European & Asian languages narrated. J ones' $100 cake ot last year one's always faillng down. Here's SESSIONS AuctiOn were President Helfferlch's neck­ one of the spacious rooms but Greek & latin The traditional auctioning of ties as the highest bid articles: I'm afraid you can't go tn. There literature some rather untraditional Items, $150 tor the pair, paid by Mrs. are already two gIrls in the . Mathematics & Science including everything from din­ Helfferlch. The HelfTerichs also room and I didn't bring my Music & Fine Arts ner at professors' homes, a high acted for the audience and may shoe horn. Down the hall we Nursing prIced cotton nightie, to a map soon earn a reputation as the have a telephone and there's Social Sciences of SOuth East Asia. Casey Bil­ Lunt-Fontaine of the Collegeville the booth - the linen closet. lings and Bill Kulesh provided area. You say you'd like to wash your hands? I'm sorry, we can't fit TWO 6-WEEK SESSIONS: Alumni Corner . . . you into the schedule right now MAY 19TH TO JUNE 29TH ANO JULY 5TH TO AUGUST 12TH but what about between 8:00 The New York Metropol1tan alumni president, will either and 8:15 tonight? I I For further information, write Summer Sessions, Alumni Association oC Urslnus handle inquiries ~Imself or put Come see our newest addition College will give gUidence on seniors In touch \Vlth one of the - a fire escape! It was just University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Penna. 19104 more than 500 Ursinu.s alumni finished yesterday. You can jobs and housing in New York who live and work in or aroW1d climb down from the third floor City to any member of the grad­ New York. to the second floor and then uating class who wants It, ac­ Interest.ed seniors should in­ jump to the ground because the UNIVERSITY Of PENNSYL VANIA cording to Alumni Secretary quIre at the Alumni Office, 620 ladder ends. Maybe that's to stop Summer Sessions Richard P. Richter. Matn St., or write to PhlLllps, 277 any males from climbing UP and Richter said that Thomas G. Old Tote Road, Mountain.-:;Ide, disturbing a fortress or Ursinus Phllllps, '53, New York regional New Jersey. maidenhood. ! PAGE THREE MONDAY, APRIL 25, 1966 THE URSI NUS WEEKLY

Es;pert S hoe Repair Service. Lacrosse Team Lots of mileage left in your old Baseball T earn Splitsl First Six Contests, shoes-have them repaired at Wius Openel's LEN'S SHOE REPAm SUOP Main S1reet collegevUle On April 6, our varsity lacrosse But Sports Strong 3-1 League Record Also a 111le ot NEW SHOES team held off Penn state's sec­ ond half rally. to win its first Barger, who beat Ursin us for the Dye all fabric shoes any colors. Dickinson, and Swarthmore. and walking only one. In addi­ game of the season 7-6. Urstnus Although the Urslnus baseball tion, Barry avenged a 2-0 loss second consecutive year, 6~2. dominated the first half, scoring team owns only a mediocre 3-3 Urslnus opened its 1966 cam­ he suffered to losing pitcher Don Doubles by Tacconelli and Bob THE TOWNE FLORIST 5 goals to Penn's 1. Enid Russel overall record, the Bruin nine paign successfully with a 4-3 Koslap produced the Urslnus flipped in the first goal after has projected itself into early triumph over previously unbeat­ Urie at Haverford last season. CORSAGES and F LOWERS At Delaware, the Bruins were runs. twisting and dodging past sev- contention in the MAC Southern en Haverford on April 6. The Saturday game against for All Urslnus Even ts. cral defenders. Freshman wing Division pennant.. race. Two of Captain Jim Egolf drilled a never in the game. Startf:r Al Sales walked the first four hit­ Dickinson was an altogether dif­ 360 MAIN STREET Gwen Steigleman, scored the three Bear losses have come two-out single In the bottom of ferent story. The Bears put on COLLEGEVILLE, PA. second goal. Jan Sm.ith, our against non-league opposition the ninth luning, scoring Ed ters for a five run first Inning. Sales settled down to pitch good their best defensive dIsplay of Wire Service - 489-7235 scrappy little first home. pene- (St. Joseph's and Delaware), Mogel from third base with the the season, committing only one trated Penn's defense for two while their victories hn.ve come ball for the remainder but the run that upset the visiting Fords. error, as Troster hurled brIl~ straight goals. Senior third over MAC opponents Haverford, game was lost. a Barry Troster earned the win liant one-hit shutout in a 6-0 home. Ann Stauffer. came ______The visitors collected just five College Pharmacy for the Bears by hurling the full victory. through with the last goal of the TENNI NOTICE nine innings, striking out ten hits off Blue Hen starter Jim 321 MAIN STREET half. Surprise first base starter Stationery & School Supplies All students are warned: Use Frank Videon went wild with In the second half the tables of the tennis courts when they three singles two stolen bases, Oldest Prescription Drug Store were turned, and UC's defense are wet, being lined, or marked two runs scored. and an RBI. in Town. seem.ed unable to stop the Penn "closed" will result in reserva­ attack. They started taking more Track Tearn Boasts Vids got help from Fritz Light. tion of ,the courts exclusively for who had two squeeze bunt singles shots at our inexperienced but team members. SAVING FOR A SPECIAL courageous goalies. sophomore and three RBI, as well as Henry and Tacconell1. each of whom PURPOSE? Pam Green and freshman April Winham, and our once com­ ened that margin in the second Three Early Wins had a pair of hits. Open a savings n.ccount manding lead dwindled to one half. Centerfielder John Phillips de­ at the goal. Early in the half, coach On Saturday, the teams travel- prived Trostel' of a no-hitter Marge Watson switched Sue Day led to Agnes Irwin, where bot.h The Ursinus track team open- The visitors fared somewhat with a double in the seventh in­ Collegeville Office from second home to center in t.eams were victorious. The var- ed its 1966 season with an im- better in field events. Robart set ning. Barry struck out nine and PROVIDENT NATIONAL hopes of containing Penn's All sity won 13-4, and the J .V. won presslve 96-35 victory over Hav- a new discus record with a heave walked one, while maintaining BANK AmerIcan center. Thanks to 7-3. In the varsity game the first erford on April 6. The young of 149' 9", and added another a perfect earned run average of half was extremely close. Janet Bears showed great promise for first in the shot. Bob Barandon Member F.D.I.C. Sue's fahulous sidearmed goal 0.00. and the finn.l goal by Jan Smith, scored the first goal followed by t.he coming season by capturing took the only other UC first with The Bear nine stretched its Ursin' is managed to keep that an Agnes Irwin goal: Next Enid eleven first places and setting a 20' 6" leap in the broad jump. league victory string to three one point. lead until the final scored three in a row. On one of three new meet records. Steve Crawford (shot put), with a 5-2 conquest of visiting POWERS whistle blew. them she dodged past three de- UC freshmen garnered seven Bud Krum (high jump), and Swarthmore on AprH 20. East Stroudsburg came to fenders before pushing it In for first places in the spring's in- Jon Katz (pole vault) all cap­ Starter Sales notched his first MEN'S SHOP town last Thursday with hopes the goal. Agnes Irwin came back augura!. Joe Griner tied the tured second places. win of the young season, pitch­ of defeating our unbeaten team. with two goals before the half meet record of 15-5 while win- Thus Ursinus entered its first ing seven and one-eighth innings For all YO lLr However. the Ursinus varsity was over to make the score 4-3, nlng the 120 high hurdles. Doug home meet with a 2-1 record. and allowing just two unearned CLOTHING NEEDS crushed the visitors. 16-3. The Urslnus. Hedman and Dave Whipp won The host club promptly Improv- runs. Malonoski retired the last rout was led by Janet Smith In the second half Ursin us the mile and the 880 respectively. ed on that log with an 82-53 five Garnets in order to save the dominated play. Jan scored her Frosh Brian Souerwine copped rout of Franklin and Marshall. Latest Jlfell 's lll" l Ladies' (five goalsl, Enid Russel (fourl, victory for the big left-hander. and Anne Stauffer and Gwen second and third goal, Gwen the 440, and classmate Al Mc- The inspired Bruins nabbed Although UC was able to mus­ FASffiONS. Steigleman (three each), Center came around from the left to Alarney led an Ursinus sweep of ten first places, and completely ter only five hits off Swarthmore Sally Murphy notched the other score, then Sue Day hit on a the pole vault. Dennis Sicher dominated track events. Sicher pitching, the safeties were see Sig Rho tor your UC goal. The Bruin glrls held an beautiful pass play from Ann. capped a fine day for. the class of was once again a double winner enough. when combined with LAUNDRY NEEDS. 8-0 halftime lead. and length- Next Agnes Irwin scored thelr 1969 with triumphs m both the I in his specialties, as was Griner tour Garnet errors, to produce first and final goal of the half. 100 and 220. in both the high and low hurdles. five runs. Enid scored her fourth on a pass Captain Bill Robart was an- SouerwLne capped the 440 again, The two Ursinus pitchers were from Ann, then Jan scored two ot.her UC double winner. in the and Whipp was the pacesetter in actually responsible for 40% of COLLEGEVILLE CANOE CENTER In a row for a total of five goals, shot put and the discus. His toss the half-mile. the Bruin run production. Soles Rt. 29 - COLLEGEVILLE followed by the final goal by of 49' 7" In the shot was a Robart outclassed Diplomat bunted Byron Jackson home GROUP & HOURLY RATES Sue Day. record-breaker. opposition in the shot and dls- with the first run of the game, The defense doesn't get the After another convincing vic- cus, and Barandon won the and Malonoski singled home the Call: 489·2132 credit and the glory that comes tory over Muhlenberg at Allen- broad jump once again with a final Bear run In the eighth in­ with scoring the goals, but it town, the Bruins suffered a 21' %" effort. ning . does half of the work and have tough 72112-571'2 defeat to a Kamela (220), Al Walstad Saturday afternoon the UC • done it well so far this season. strong Swarthmore club. (880), Redman (mile>, Berry c1uh received a severe jolt at At lett defense wing is Carol The Garnets held only a sltm Spencer (high and low hurdles), Johns Hopkins when It was upset The Far Cornel's Oucst. At right defense wing is two-point lead with two events Katz (pole vault), and Scott by the lowly Blue Jays, 5-4. UC Brenda Bedser, who always does remaining, but they swept the Clemens (high ump) all notched feU behind early when the Jays a good job of connecting with javelin and managed to edge the second places to aid UC. pounded starter Malonoski for the offense. At third man is Bears in a tight mile relay race On Saturday. April 23, the a 4-0 lead in the initial three EXHIBIT senior Carol Boucher playing to wrap up the meet. Bears finished second to Dick.ln- innings. with experience and skUI. At Sicher secured the only two son in a triple meet including Regular rightfielder Henry re­ coverpolnt is speedy sophomore, track first places the Bruins got Johns Hopkins at Carlisle. Host lieved for five shutout innings WOOD SCULPTURE Joan Moser. Point is the real In the 100 and 220-yard dashes. Dickinson won the contest with while the Bears cut t he Hopklns tiger of the team, Barbara Burt. Hedman registered a second in 80 points, while Ursin us tallied lead to 4-1 with a four-inning and of course a lot of credit must the mile, as did Griner in both 56% and Hopkins 25%. tally. The Bruins tied the score ROBERT LACKMEYER go to Ollr goalie, Sophomore Pam the high and low hurdles and Robart and Griner sparked the in the eighth inning when t hey Green. Don Kamela in the 220. Bruins with two victories apiece bunched their only three hits of the contest. In succession , ~¥"':.~~~.~~:.~%~~~.~..:.~~~.~ .. :.~"~~~.~ ..:.~ ..... ~.~ ..:.~.-~.~' :.~"~.... ~.: ..:.~ .... ~.~ ..:.~ ....~ . ~':.~"~.~':..: .~ .... ~. ~..::. ~....:: - ~. ~~------~------h U~~~~:,r !~Jh~ob~;t~ o~n~ou ~~:' centerfielder Tacconell1 doubled, "CcKo.CoIo" o"d "Coh" 0" rlghllr.d 'rod •• morln wh;.;h ld."t")' oroIy ,10. product of n.. Coco.Colo Compo"", in the shot and discus. Troster tripled, Henry t ripled, , , Hedman, with 4: 42 mile, was and Raudenbush laid down a the only other Ursin us win ner, game-tying squeeze bunt. The , although sprinter Souerwlne, rally went for nought, however, hurdler Spencer, two-mller Kale, when the J ays scored the game­ and broad jumper Clive Carney winner against reliever Troster , ' each grabbed a second place. In the ninth. After a walk, a bunt . , Incidentally, Robart's put of single. and a fielder's choice, , , 50' 9" smashed the school and Mike Shaw looped a single (his , meet records Bill had set himself fourth hit of the day) to end the I , ., in 1965. game. , , . " I • Oh-oh, '. , - I better ,check the punch bowl. I t

HE: I [oned home lo,! nighl. SHE, Yeah? HE: My lolhe, ,oy' he misse, me-Ion you beli eve it? SHE: No. • • I l _.. I. "llet 'ogeth ••" a party. Coea-Cola hal Ihe tall. you nay.r lIet lired of ••• We believe it-parents are f unny that way. Phone le.. old Coc .....o a ma .. ony eompul ~ aft C. home often. alway...... h1nll. That'. why Ihlng. 110 _ .. wilh Cole." ~ aft.. Co... • • .r 0 .. The BaD Telephone Company @ ...... , ., 'IN c:oc..(o&o c. ...., ..... 01 Pennsylvania paU,ADELPIDA COCA· COLA BO'l'TLING COIll'.un:, PIULAIIELl'IIIA, .&. • • PAGE FOUR THE URSIN US '/yEEKLY MONDAY, APRIL 25, 1966

• COLLEGEVILLE MOYER'S BARBER SHOP ••• 61~ilnings ••• THE J DEPENDENT 346 Main St., ColJegevllle, Pa. • LAUNDRY Next to the 1J0ckey Field Prilltprs & IJ"blisiler3 IIAWCUTTING \Iphn ))hl Epsilon Treasurer: Gwen Faust, Record-, ceremony and another mystcri- 8y Appointment Con~rnt111ntton:-; first 01' all ~o Ing Secretary; Linda Merrill, OUS unvelltng, we found that Collegeville SnWTS- A Specillity CLOSED WEDNESDAYS out. to nll tlw new officers 101' Corresponding Secretary; Caro- Leon did not make his return 489-9353 next y('nr: President - Jim Iyn Carl, Alumni Seen'tory; Peg- Alone, for there stood a gold and i>lWMPT SETWICE For Appointment Call 489·2540 Twcntymnn: Vln~ - President _ I ~y Schreiner and Sue Butler. shining mat.e for Leon! What \Valt Irvine; CorrespondlnC' St'('- SOCial Chairmt'n: Cathy Prc~- days for the Phi Psi blue and KOPPER KETILE rctnry _ Barry Beilerly; Record- 1110n, Chaplain; nnd Genl Clark, gold! COLLEGEVILLE BAKERY Schrader's Ing SC<'I'('t:\ry - Bob Compton;; HI!\torlnn. Best wishes from the Congratulations to DIann van FOR THOSE TASTY TREATS 454 Main Street TreaSllrer - Barry DIckey; Social I old to the new for a successful Dam for fighting off the stiff Collegevllle, Pa. Atlantic Station Chairman - John Sammis; Ser- year. competition for PresIdent of the Birtbday Caltcs delivered to c:ennt-at-Arms - DOI1~ Smith: Only one event, can top .all WSGA. Must have been Wolf's students UIJOn rcquest-S2.75 SEAFOOD - Our Specialty 460 Main St. Collegeville, Pa. I,F. Reprcsentatlve - Don Scott: this off and thats our Sprmg great eampaglnIng! Congratula­ 489-2871 L. E. Knoeller, Prop. 489-2536 Official Inspection Station Chnplnln _ Pope Larry Roth the ~nl'ty to be held tOlllorrlw even- I tions are In order for Carol Good LXIX'er: and Don Scott won out mg In the Parents' Lounge. We Junior Class Representative t~ over a darkhorse for that hotly-I hope to see all the freshmen and the WSGA. ('ontested office of Keeper of the Interested upperclassmen des- YARNS Archives. Further cono-rntuia- pite that History 2 hourly Wed. Susie P. (the Pan not the Pot>. COLLEGEVillE "'. welcome as a true Slst'"r. THE RAIL lions ~o out to nil the ncw broth- • • P_S. Take care of those turtles! BEAUTY AND GIFT SHOP ers who finished Initiation In Sig Rho 5th & MAIN - COLLEGEVILLE Phone: 489-9916 • • • 478 Matn St., Collegev111e, Pa. great health!!!. -Terry Betterly I This year in the "Rho", the Tau Sig Jay Cohen, Jim Blore, Lee Ad-I award (or the best actor 01 the 489-2761 Iona C. Schatz Take Out Orders. Tau SI~ hopes all those who ams, Steve Engels, Ro~'co In('hlni, year goes to "Easy" Ed for his HOURS: 7 A. M. to 11 P. M . Jim Hoffmaster, John Sammis, brillant performance in "How To were In attendance last Tuesday Larry Roth, Doue; Smith, Bob Win Friends and Influence night at our party enjoyed '1£ o Bair, Greg Gelnett, Norm Mac-I People". ContgratulatIons Ed­ themselves. We sure had fun Books Things Guire and Barry Dickey. die!!! Also receiving honors will putting it on. Poor Franny stlJl Complete line of wears the bruises from her fall. Belated ('on gratulations go to be Paul Graves and Rich Du­ College Supplies & Stationary BREAKFAST SPECIAL 50c Larry Romane for his being se- browsky. They will be presented Special thanks and credit go to lected Editor of the Weekly for with the traditional Eddie Sacks Linda and Marilyn as the two 489-4930 (2 Eggs, HOlllefries & Coffee) In charge of the party. And just next year and also for his re- Awar:d at a special happy-hour MAIN ST., COLLEGEVILLE cenUy being named to the Cub session this week . remember one thing when next • and Key. And finally all glory, On the Injury list this week year comes: "CONSIDER TAU SIG". laud and honor goes to Bill Ro- are Tom (mystery-man ) Dean Congratulations two of our bart for smashing the school and "Arthropod". Tom has fI­ to mark In the discus last week. nally returned to us with at sisters-the foreign speaklng V. P . and Phyl the treasurer Dugan Watch your a--, Randy Matson! least three thousand stitches In for their recent victory in the TEACH Pledgemaster Dean wishes to his left knee and a pre-mono, WSGA elections. thank all of the pledges respon- post-nasal drip. King slipped in­ sible for his recent trip to West to a big hole last Monday IU![nt, I Debate, debate and more. Our Elementary Secondary, or Special Education Virginia. The pledges pulled off but things are better now; roughest meeting of the year. the caper despite the valiant, went to the hospital to see about Problem: what to serve for our bold, relentless, brave, heroic, the swelling. Csanady has a stiff dinner dance-peas I'm told roll Qualifications Earn while learning. • • but futile attempts of a fellow I-Y, little-finger. Milt is sick of off the fork. brother to rescue him. You pledging. Thanks to Sig Rho for the par sucker! Evidence of pledging The brothers of the "Rho" -somebody went and did It­ • No Educalion Courses Required • l\'Iaster's Degree still remains-why even yester- would like to reward the gentle- that Is, broke the record. • Bachelor's Degree • Professional Certi fi cation day a night-crawler was seen man who rescued Luther from What does Dip have to get the emerging form Mr. Roth's navel. the Paisley Hall men's room. If presIdent of U.C. in the back • A Liberal Educalion • Atumai Income of S5500 Anyone who is a non-fraternity he will please appear at our seat of Delta Pi's car-give her member and is interested in heUnight exercises we will be a kiss and then $1O.00? Speaking • Preparation iu a Subject Area • Placement and Tenure APES for the 1966-67 year may glad to give him what's coming of car stuffing - there are a secure appl1caltons for an offi- to him. few Tau Siggers who still san't INTERN TEACHING PROGRAM • TEMPLE UNVERSITY • Philadelphia, Pa. 19122 cial gov't sanctioned physical. It Joe Miller has made the first straighten up from Friday after- dates,~~_~oo~_~readoo~~~~~_~n~oo~n~~~d~u~f~f~~~g~.======still to be named. Ursinus has a frog instead of a lion pain- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ College has been selected as one ted over the fraternity seal. of the test centers. Deferments Wayne doesn't wear glasses, ex­ will be granted for athsma, shin cept for driving, eating, walking, splints, earaches, colds, bad talking, playing cards, sleeping, hearts, and sore left cheeks. You and etc. Mills likes swing girls. would be golden next year Rocco. Cohen lost one of his ears in a It seems that one of the brothers blue Renault. Carl is secretly had a few relational troubles waiting for his Comp-U-Date. last week, but word has it that Woody Paisley, following in SENIORS • • • everythng is okay now and that his father's footsteps, is Sig all broken parts have been past- Rho's newly appointed treasurer. ed back together. And finally, • • • signs of Christmas have already Phi Alphi Psi HAS VACILLATION BEEN YOUR AVOCATION? been witnessed a round campus. Once upon a time neat, clean Just last week a little bird was sisters went to a party-only to heard whistling the tune of find it was their second semester LET WELFARE BE YOUR STIMULATION TO "Deck the halls with boughs of pledge trip! Something new this holly! " year and great it was-out into • • • the rain, looking for eggs and Kappa Delta Kappa Peter Cottontail, sinking in the STOP Speaking of activity, it's been mud, ruining nicely shined shoes, Quite a week. Good things have dangling from trees in true been coming in fives for KD! monkey fashion, hearing gun We hope everyone enjoyed our shots in the bushes (bring back Staying Delaying Stalling Lingering Spaghetti Dinner for Campus memories much?!) and coming Dilly Dallying Loitering Chest as much as we enjoyed upon a white shrouded group of I Dm.ling bringing it to you. There were a peculiar singing angels standing few tense moments in the kitch­ guard ovre a Giant Egg! Then, Tarrying en of Schreiner beforehand but much to our great joy, we saw everything turned out well in the return of our beloved Leon­ the end. Right, Sue?!? Thanks gold and shining in all his Phi to the brothers of APO for the Psi spirit. Ah, that was a night­ CHECK - the achievements of the . .. tremendous job done in the thanks to our fellows PAl..S. The kitches, and to Tony, whose co­ next night there was a meeting operation made the whole affair in Paisley revival room. After a possible. DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC WELFARE Pretzels and mustard and gOOd things to eat - nice job For ALL your Printing Needs, Peggy, TIp and Rita. call 323-7775 (not a toll call) COMMONWEALTH OF PENNSYLVANIA Hope everyone's happy with SMALE'S PRINTERY the items they bought Saturday 785 N. Charlotte Street at the Carnival. Pretty nIce Pottstown, Pa. FIND OUT about positions in ... handiwork gi rls! Owned & operated by an Urslnus The big event of the week Alumnus-Harold L. Smale, '53 however. was Friday evening . . counseling delinquent when the sisters and their dates MUSICAL MERCHANDISE yout.h, belpmg the poor, treatmg the mentally ill and retarded and providing went to Stokesay Castle for their SPINET PIANO BARGAIN for the needs of children. Jobs include casework, counseling, rababilitation and annual Dinner-Dance. At that teaching. time Peggy Gray announced the WANTED: Responsible party to officers for the '66-67 school take over low monthly pay­ ments on a spinet piano. 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