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by Dennis Grantham fund money, "There would have percentage of alumni support, to be cutbacks in the kind of which reached 31 percent this year, will have to continue to "We're shooting for a enrichment programs that make grow if the fund is to grow. The million," said Ron Heath. the liberal arts education at alumni participation goal for this Heath, Director of Annual Allegheny better than at other year is 36 percent, or about Support, minced no words in schools," said Heath. 6000 participants. The eventual stating the goal of Allegheny's These cutbacks could affect guest lectures, intramural percentage goal, according to Annual Fund. Heath, is "ideally in the high The fund, which passed and interscholastic athletics, cul- 40's." the half-million dollar mark for tural events, and many forms of student aid and recreational the first time last year, with The percentage of alumni funds. $531,743, includes all unre- support is a key indicator to In spite of the recent stricted private and corporate corporations about the strength success of the Annual Fund, sifts to the college. of a college's educational pro- Heath said "within the next two President Harned calls this grams. According to Heath, to three years, we need to be up fund "absolutely critical money corporations are much more at $1 million per year." The because it is not restricted." likely to support colleges they fund goal for 1981-82 is Heath says the fund is vitally perceive to be strong. important to Allegheny because ; $700,000. "We would like every unlike restricted funds specifical- The success of the Annual student to know why we have ly earmarked for capital con- Fund depends heavily on alumni the Annual Fund, and what the struction, book grants or cur- and corporate gifts. "Alumni fund is used for," said Heath. Robert H. Gray described his work at the Kennedy Space Center and ricula, "Annual Fund money is are contributing to the college in He encouraged students to par- with the Space Shuttle Columbia vACLAVIK PHOTO_ 4 inoney the college can use where greater numbers than ever be- fore," said Heath. "We must ticipate in the Phon-a-thon to be it is needed most." held in February, 1982. Last Heath said the fund "fills a make a concerted effort" to year's Phon-a-thon was a "big gap" in the college budget locate and utilize increased cor- Harried Seeks Leadership help" to the Annual Fund and between declining government porate contributions to higher resulted in 2214 pledges totaling funding and hard-pressed en- education. by Kevin Treu recruit major leaders in Amer- dowment funds. Without the Heath added that the over $72,000. ican society." One of the most impor- Last May, two of the tant tasks presently facing Al- then six vacancies in the Board legheny College President David were filled by such leaders. No Complaints From Freshman Harned and Vice President for Frank B. Fuhrer Jr., owner of B. Development of Public Affairs S. Frank B. Fuhrer Holdings, a we have experienced no signifi- by Rebecca Reed there are any major problems." C. Sommer is the search for new group of five Pittsburgh-based cant problems to date. The guys The freshmen chosen to trustees. There are currently companies, and former owner of have accepted the situation Jennifer King, Director be tripled this year either paid four openings on the Board of the Pittsburgh Triangles tennis and are making the most of it." of Residence Life, stated last their deposit late or requested Trustees that must be filled. team and Pittsburgh Spirit soc- Ravine and were not adverse to Tuesclay that she felt there was When asked how they This search has to be cer club, was voted in as a no housing shortage on campus living in triples. felt about being tripled, several effected with the utmost con- trustee, along with Paul Roth, King also said that in trig: this year. men on Murphy's hall agreed cern for securing the best people the Chief Executive Officer of fall, the main objective to to get Although 63 freshmen that they have had no major available because the trustees IDC Services, a group of twelve the dorms as full possible men were tripled in Ravine this problems. Freshman Joel Geraci are, in fact, the owners of companies involved in data man- because "we always end up with year, King said that some of explained that "there have only Allegheny College. They are the agement. about 70 extra spaces in the those triples have since been been minor discomforts, like people who are finally respon- There is presently a small spring." broken down Because she has placing the dressers on top of sible for the fiscal affairs, and list of approximately two dozen Phil Murphy, a Ravine received no complaints from the each other and placing the appointments to the faculty and candidates which President Har- RA with four triples on his floor, ned, Mr. Sommer and the Board freshman men themselves, she refrigerator in the closet." staff. agreed with King. "Fortunately "has no real reason to think that Rick Rockar, another of Trustees are exploring for • President Flamed is the tripled freihman, said that he possible nominees to fill the chief operating officer of the in a triple. final four spots. actually liked living college, but he is an employee of "It's quiet in Ravine and the In regard to what kind of the Board of Trustees, as are all Skinner Speaks at ASG Meeting rooms are big. We have a lot people they are seeking, Harned of the other administrators and more room than some of the stated, "We are looking for Goals Committee is also trying professors. "The Board of by Kathi Waddell doubles in Edwards." persons of truly considerable to define and establish an Trustees is ultimately respon- Tim Reeves, an RA with national ' eminence , persons identity for Allegheny. Dean sible for the welfare of the Don Skinner, Dean of Stu- five triples in his section,' felt who are major leaders in Amer- Skinner said the committee may college," stated Harned. dents, spoke about the Goals that the only major concern was ican business and industry." decide to stress the excellence of Committee at the ASG meeting expressed by the parents. Some cont. on p. 7 an Allegheny education. The financial con- Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. in Caflisch parents were upset with the Lounge. Skinner asked ASG Council tributions of the trustees are also amount of money they were very important. Besides donat- Skinner explained that the for suggestions for the Goals paying for the triples. Others INSIDE Committee. Expansion of the ing money themselves, they look purpose of the Goals Committee worried about the lack of space, is to determine the long-range Computer Science Department, for and persuade others to yet Reeves felt that the guys Concert Security ... p.4 needs of Allegheny and set goals a nautilus gym, telephones in contribute. In light of the have adjusted well. dormitory rooms, a campus pub critical functions that the trus- for -improving life at the college. Several freshmen admit- Skinner said these goals are and a paved walkway to Robert- tees carry out, the job of finding ted that for them, "it• was easier Goals Committee son Field were among the new, good people to fill the being formed as part of a fund- to adapt to two people rather raising campaign for Allegheny responses. Dean Skinner said Board's vacancies is a very than adapting to just one." Report ... p. 4 aimed at increasing the college's that the committee is consider- important one. Freshman' Mike Basile said that ing a plan to put the Grille, the endowment. Allegheny must "there are more people closer at Speaking of the search, have goals and plans to present bookstore and the post office in Volleyball Team hand and you can gain a better President Harned commented, to prospective contributors, he one location, forming a meeting "It's a tremendous opportunity Wins ... p. 10 said. place for the campus. p. cont on p. 7 for the college to identify and Along with setting goals, the cont. on 5 toper 28, 1981 -CAMPUS "Moral Responsibility of the Educated" Dr. Wayland-Smith, in his address at the defending nation's leadership would be faced tional forces. This is an aggressive step towards Alden Scholar Banquet, spoke of the moral with the grim choice of escalation or surren- nuclear escalation and holocaust. responsibility the educated have in the world. der—escalation would mean destruction of One of these responsibilities is facing the both nations' populations. Thus, these techno- In August of 1945 the United States led the enormous moral issues surrounding the accel- logical advances have given the advantage to world into the nuclear age with the use of the erating arms race. The Reagan Administration the aggressor who could hope for, but not atomic bomb on two cities without industrial and the arms producers have tried to focus our count on, surrender. The proposed MX missile or military significance; nearly a quarter of a attention on our vulnerability and fear of follows this strategic theory of "winnable" million humans were killed. Present U.S. foreign domination to rally support for their nuclear war—strike first and gain surrender by policy is aggressive, is not increasing our weapons of mass destruction. These policy the enemy. With usefulness only in a first security, and is not making the world a safer trends are aimed at a goal that does not exist— strike, it is an aggressive rather than defensive place (even for democracy). It is our responsi- the goal of a "winnable" nuclear war. Recent weapon, and is a multi-million dollar fiasco blility as educated citizens of the world to developments in technology and U.S. policy which does nothing to decrease our vulnerabili- change these policy trends to ones of disarma- have increased our chances of being incinerated ty ment and eventual elimination of the nuclear in a nuclear fireball or poisoned by radioactive weapons—before it's too late. debris rather than providing us with security. Another threat to world security is the Reagan Administration's go-ahead with battle- One such development is the increased field nuclear weapons such as the neutron Editorial policy is determined by the Editorial accuracy and firepower of the superpowers' bomb. This weapon kills people without Board. Opinions expressed editorally are those of a Inter-Continental Ballistic Missiles. This gift of decimating everything around it—a "clean" simple majority of the entire board and not necessarily those of the college or the Allegheny Student Govern- technology has made it possible for one nation bomb, its advocates call it. Production of this ment. Members of the Editorial Board are: Mark to destroy the other's land-based strategic force bomb, under the Reagan administration's Adjetey, Laura Ballinger, Lisa Cirbus, Gretchen Fitzer, without' mass destruction of population cen- supervision, shows the United States' willing- Hester Horton, Vicki Lipnic, Roger Schrading and ters. With the advent of this first strike the ness to use nuclear weapons against conven- Michelle Shaffer.

, "The whines of the Letters to the Editor little ones, spark the "Being a student does not excuse us from involvement" Recently, six people from Alle- the All-Peoples Congress, which took unemployment rate in this country is gheny campus attended the All-Peo- place October 16-18, in Detroit, up and is expected to rise even more. heart to happiness." ples Congress in Detriot. These people Michigan just didn't sound like a great Yet, those people who are unable to are only a portion of a larger group way to spend a Sunday afternoon. find work cannot get enough help to here who are concerned with the But, after some thought, not to feed themselves—much less their fami- 9 9 Emile RiUnite very issues that were dealt with at the mention popular request, we decided lies. Congress. We are trying to confront not to leave our public up in the air. The purpose of the APC was the these issues in a way that invites Seriously, it is very difficult to convey planning of mass action to combat student involvement and provides an the feeling (that is what a big part of Reagan's attacks against the people. THE CAMPUS atmosphere of genuine caring, not just the Congress was all about) we shared Approximately twenty workshops for world problems, but for each at the All-Peoples Congress (APC) in were offered on various issues ranging of Allegheny College other. It seems that as individuals, we such a rigid form of communication. from U.S. involvement in Third World are constantly forced to deal with our countries, women's rights, the draft, Box 12 concerns along rigid party lines that students, nuclear weapons and waste, Henderson Campus Center The Congress was comprised of Rooms U202, 0210 restrict our actions and our ways of various organizations and individuals etc. The problem with the workshops 724-5366 thinking. This is not our purpose. We who share the belief that the Reagan was they were offered simultaneously, 724-5387 would like a simple atmosphere of program of budget cuts and enormous allowing us to attend only two at the freedom where students can comfor- military defense build-up is designed most. tably express their opinions and move to discriminate against, rather than As an outcome of the APC, a THE CAMPUS toward goals of change. protect, a large segment of this na- national period of resistance was tion's people. Supporters of the planned, beginning late April. We We are in the midst of planning Managing Editor Michelle Shaffer Congress included proponents of mi- expected more concrete action to be activities such as a coffeehouse and Editorial Page Editor Hester Horton nority rights, women's rights, gay and planned. But, thinking retrospec- informative films on campus, with dis- Assistant Editorial Page Editor Kim Comes lesbian rights, anti-draft activists, en- tively, we realized that the Congress cussions following. Times and dates Layout Editor Jennifer Bela SC o vironmentalists and advocates of the served as an energizing event. We are for these events will be posted in the Assistant Layout Editor Tom Van Holt people's struggle for freedom in El by far persuaded that the people near future. Copy Editors Robert Kizer Salvadore, Puerto Rico, South Africa, returning to their communities, will Tanya Linn Being a student does not excuse us Ireland, etc. - carry on the spirit of the Congress and Assistant Copy Editors Karl Richter from involvement. On the contrary, the actions needed to be done. Beth Vogt our involvement is essential. For more We at the Congress believe that It was a great feeling to see such Sports Editor Bill Grattan information contact Box 361. people come before profits. The solidarity between so many different Assistant Sports Editors Don Corry massive cuts in social security, welfare, groups of people. All these people Jim Kaufman and even school lunch programs, in shared common concerns and were Debbie Sheftz Ad Managers Lisa Berkenkamp order to feed the Pentagon and build ready to take action to remedy their Viki Contie the MX missile are vicious attacks oppression. The Congress gave people Business Manager Rob Norris We really did not want to do this. against the elderly, the poor, the Photo Editor Ed Vaclavik Sitting down and writing a letter about disabled, and the children. The cent on pg. 3 Assistant Photo Editor Chris Hamilton Head Typist Barbara Patterson The Campus welcomes all reader wsponse. We reserve the right to reject all letters not meeting our standaras Circulation Manager Lynn Pfsalips of integrity, accuracy, and decency, and to edit for grammatical errors. Deadline for letters is 5 p.m. the Mailing Barb Burkster Sunday before publication. The letters should be typewritten, double-space4 and must be :ivied with a Advisor a Anne G. Jones phone number for verification. Names may be withheld upon request. CAMiFi-US iftfluesday, -OcUber 28, 1981 Page 3 The Hilltop News by Mark Adjetey THERE'S ONLY Ag Now I think I can handle it. I OF THEM LEET.. found that out last Saturday morning when, on looking through my window, WHO SAYS YOU CANT there it was, fringing the edge of the WIN A NOUCAR WAR? lawn. A lot must have fallen during the night, I thought, but the morning sun must have gradually pushed it back so that now only a few discon- tinuous patches remained. I watched with consummate joy as it thawed. But then, just before the last bit vanished, something happened. In a manner that made me believe that it had sensed my exhiliaration at its retreat, it shouted in a shrilled venge- ful voice: "This is not the end. I shall be back. I shall be back soon." Then it was all gone. I knew it was telling the truth. It'll be back. At least for the last three years it always did come back, and when it did there was nowhere to hide. Trying to hide from it would be like trying to run away from your shadow. Commonsense forced it upon me ■■■•11.1. that here was only one way to face it, there were the warriors done by my mother and not by me. farewell, dear lawn and that was to face it. I shuddered at the pine the thought of that, and nervously But it was absurd to think, that my . the thoughtful but helpless trees the cactus gulped copious amounts of air into mother could have stretched her long sensing the imminent catastrophe they stood unharmed in the middle my lungs. That seemed to help a little, arm all over the Atlantic to write something like this, so I was sure I sorrowfully shed their beloved of it all I AMA for somehow I could remember that wrote it. It happened in Edwards 103, companions truly PERSON'. once, when I was a freshman, I had they were the braver ones • . when through my window I saw it fall to honorably die CO MX been so scared at that same thought for the first time in all my life. and in tranquility lie BEND, STAPLE that I buried my whole plight in the I repeated that last line several than to be exposed to the freezing OR MUTILATE triumph of the braver ones. And that I could still remember how it times as if to assure myself that I too cold ME IN ANY was exactly what I called that poem: happened, and even more so, as I was a brave one. Then I opened my and merciless hazzards of the wAYY "The Braver Ones." It's been three started to read the poem very loudly window. A sudden wave of cold. air roaring blizzards long years and maybe it was time for although there was not a single audi- gushed in but that didn't stop me. I me to be a brave one. ence in my room. stuck my head and the upper part of farewell, departed ones . I lunged for my old cardboard box, my body out of the window. Both my which physically, was in a state of . . . . and as the seconds ticked by head and my chest were bare. It was i helplessly looked on but as i brooded over their mis- absolute pity, but which out of cold, very cold indeed. But that didn't as the flaky particles fell upon fortunes sentimental reasons I have chosen to stop me either. I kept looking in that the homely green lawn behind my i heard the echo of the battlecry keep, in order to keep my poems in it one spot from where the last pinch of window of those the thawing monster had yelled to until age shredded what was left of it who will avenge the innocent dead: they dropped so gently and so me. I wished it was still there to read to pieces. That box must have been as grieve not, o bald trees lightly the determination written all over my old as I have been here, for I could weep not, o forgotten greens i least suspected that very soon face. I was thirsty for a confrontation, never remember where I found it or in the soils of your grave the green lawn would never see the but in absence of one, I yelled back how I got it. An initial frantic search do we plant our stronghold moon after it "I shall be ready for you. I for the poem didn't seem to yield any and fight, we shall for they were weighted by layers shall be ready for you." Then I shut good result so I reluctantly tampered till the enemy thaws in retreat — and layers the window tightly and burst into a my anxiety with order. Soon I found then i lifted my eyes and of what now seemed to be a loud guffaw. it! Nothing had changed except lo and behold that the writing seemed to have been gigantic white Persian carpet or support anything, or that their own Government. Since that time, they people informed of what's going on, constituents seem to be unconcerned. Letters-- have managed to expand the programs and how events may affect them? of ASG from the community events I'm not talking about posting The answer to the first prob- cont. from pg. 2 committee's "Fallouts" to the treasury minutes on bathroom doors - we could lem; do your homework. It'll take department's general fund. They have hire somebody to do that. I'm talking time, but there is no maximum limit (anybody present) an opportunity to How many also managed to increase participation about getting involved. on what a representative's hours are. express their concerns and to offer by our representatives to almost full representatives know how their people In answer to the second, you'll find input. attendance at council meetings. feel on issues? How many know how All these problems have not just that people on campus do care, do Activity in ASG, however, they themselves feel? Who on this become prevalent during the Reagan have suggestions and interests but are should not be restricted solely to the campus can say that they are perfectly administration, but, due to its harder afraid that no one else is concerned. I The previously happy with the way things are run? executive body. know, because when I was a represen- stand, they have become even more mentioned representatives have a duty The very presence of ASG tative, I talked to my "constituents" obvious. The proposals of this admini- also. They are elected to serve and indicates that there are goals to be and found that they were all willing, stration are being put into effect at a achieved and problems solved. It for any amount of time, to talk about remarkable speed. For this reason, we represent our student body. Serve - - doesn't matter if the attendance in issues. should take action now, before it's too to find out what our needs are, and to Council is 100 percent each week if keep us informed about general Coury and Heilman have done late. nobody does anything. campus activities. Represent - - after Pam Kanner their share in getting things going, and finding out our needs, to present and Debbie Sheftz It is doubtful, however, that now it's time for the representatives to win support for them in ASG, the Sandra Chait this condition exists because the do theirs. One of the greatest needs of administration, or whereever else nec- representatives assumed a post only to this college community is to get "Elected to serue essary. add to their resume or get a shot at a students interested in and working Unfortunately, though, this is Cabinet position in ASG. My own towards a better campus, and follow- and represent" not the case. How many representa- experience has led me to believe that ing up on these ideas should go a long Last year, Bob Coury and Carl tives actively seek out their "con- this apathy is because they fear that way in achieving that end. they have too little knowledge of this Heilman were elected president and stituents" and ask for their sugges- Torn Van Holt vice-president of Allegheny Student tions? How many actively keep their campus' workings to strongly oppose OctOfier 28;1981 CAMPUS "Major Step Toward a Capital Camara" newsbriefs Goals Committee Reports by Dennis Grantham placed on ways to stabilize and tigate academic needs. These PATCO Terminated reduce the student's current 51 needs include admissions goals, improvements in student life, The Trustee Committee percent share of total college The Federal Labor Relations Authority ordered the death of the on Goals will meet in December operating revenues. The com- and curriculum objectives. Professional Air Traffic Controllers Organization last Thursday, to draft a report outlining its mittee hopes to reduce this Kern believes the largest declaring the union forfeited its right to exist by willfully violating ideas for the financial, develop- number through greater private, question facing the college for the law with a strike early last August. The 2-1 decision marked the mental, and academic needs of endowment, and capital funding. the future is the role of tech- first time the government has put a federal employees union out of Allegheny College through the Kern was careful to note, nology for all undergraduates in business by stripping it of its bargaining authority. It came as a rest of this century. however, that this proposal preparation for life and work. victory for the Reagan administration, which fired the 11,500 means only that tuition growth He added that Allegheny's liber- striking controllers shortly after their August 3 walkout. This ad hoc committee would be slowed, not halted. al arts tradition will be more report, which will be sent to the "We hedge against inflation like important than ever in a chang- Board of Trustees for considera- everyone else," he said. Another ing world. Natioaal Debt Exceeds One Trillion tion in early 1982, will general- goal will be the increase of merit According to Kern, Al- ize and dramatize anticipated and need-based aid funds. legheny grads "must not only The national debt passed the $1 trillion mark Thursday, treasury needs in all college programs. Kern added that the master, but transcend know- department officials confirmed. But that acknowledgement came The report could constitute a college deserves the financial ledge." They must not only with little fanfare, because it was not considered an issue for celebra- "major step toward a capital support it needs to realize its become skilled technicians, but tion. Details about the exact total the federal debt reached Thurs- campaign" for Allegheny in the goals. "Allegheny College is an also "managers, philosophers, day will not be known for a day or so, but it had stood at $999.39 near future, according to an old and respected school of and citizens in the sense of billion last Tuesday, the latest day for which an exact figure was administration source. liberal arts and sciences. We ethical politics," who under- available. Committee Secretary Al- have no secrets, no hidden stand "the human use of human fred Kern said, "We have an agendas. We want to be good resources." enormous amount of work to do and if we are, we want some Kern cited "exemplary Refugees Die in Boating Tragedy in a very short time. We must support for it." presidential leadership" and the get to work on money. The The 15-member commit- "willingness and commitment of Thirty-three Haitian refugees drowned early Monday after their college needs more money to tee, composed of five trustees, the Board of Trustees" as vital 25-foot wooden sailboat broke up in rough surf less than a half-mile stay where it is, and a lot more five faculty members, four ad- to the success of the Goals from the Florida coast. Thirty-four others aboard the boat survived. to go forward." ministrators, and one student Committee, which will meet It was the worst such accident since heavy influxes of Carribean Major emphasis will be representative, will also inves- again on December 3. refugees began arriving by boat more than three years ago. By mid-morning, the dead littered the beaches along with ship debris, including the broken mast. The partially submerged ship's frame washed within 50 feet of the shore. Concert Security Policy Defined

Afghan Insurgents Suppressed by Tanya Linn Skinner said that in the will be at the door. past, there has been some According to Dave Dwor- Afghanistan government forces, backed by Soviet troops and At a meeting held in conflict between concert corn- akowski, supervisor of student tanks, have launched a new offensive against Moslem insurgents Dean Skinner's office last week, mittee members and student monitors, there will be two south of the capital city of Kabul, supported by more than 1,000 security and general policy deal- monitors concerning ticket ne- student monitors, as well as at tanks, armored vehicles, trucks and jeeps, with Soviet MIG warplanes ing with the upcoming Molly gotiations at the door to the least one concert committee and helicopter gunships providing air cover. A heavy fighting was Hatchet concert was discussed auditorium. Skinner reports that member at each entrance to the reported, but there is no information on casualties. In Islamabad, by representatives froin the accusations have been voiced auditorium. The role of the Pakistan, Afghanistan jets and helicopters wounded two Pakistan security office, the concert com- back and forth between the two student monitors, Dworakowski Monday in bombing and strafing runs along the border. It was the mittee and Dean Skinner. groups involving the tendencies said, will be to take tickets, second air violation alleged by Pakistan in four days. This meeting was "an of each group to allow people to stamp hands, and prevent the attempt to get some things get into the concert without entrance of any illegal substance resolved between the concert tickets. (including alcohol) into the Rallies Protest Arms Buildup committee and the college," The discussion defined concert. according to Skinner. The basic the role Of each of the groups'at Dworakowski emphasiz- More than 300,000 demonstrators rallied in four European discussion dealt mainly with the the concert. The final result was ed that "rules will be enforced countries Sunday to protest U.S.-Soviet arms buildup they claim role of security and student a compromise. Representatives according to the rules set down threatens world peace. Reflecting a growing tide of pacifism across monitors and concert committee from both the concert commit- by Dean Skinner, Mr. Humphrey Europe, the protests followed similar demonstrations Saturday that members. tee and the student monitors (head of security), and the fire drew more than 200,000 in Rome and 150,000 in London. Two marshal." These rules include weeks ago, 250,000 anti-nuclear protesters rallied in Bonn, West no dancing in the aisles orin the Germany. Greeks how Academic front of the auditorium. Bruce McCormac, chair- man of the concert committee, Shuttle Plans on Schedule Improvement responded by saying that the- by Mariann Butela student body by .02 for the "concert committee fully sup- Space shuttle workers hosed down the launch pad and installed year." ports the efforts of security" platforms around the Columbia Monday as officials continued Fraternities and sororities Preceding last year, Greek and emphasized that "security is counting off the days to the shuttle's second launch November 4. showed "significant improve- students had lower grades than necessary at the concert, espec- George Page, director of launch operations, said that there weren't ment" academically last year, Independents. Greek women, ially since the concert commit- any problems with the shuttle, and that if the weather was agreeable relative to the student body as a who lagged behind Independent tee is expecting a large crowd, the launch should go off November 4. whole. women in 1979-80, caught up probably a sell-out." In a memorandum con- and surpassed Independent Skinner continued this Polish Military Intervenes in Economy cerning Greek academic per- women last year by .06. Inde- idea by saying that although it is formance, Dean Skinner sum- pendent men retained a slight "almost impossible" to keep marized the cumulative averages edge over Greek men, however. people out of the aisles, "if the Hundreds of small military units were deployed in the Polish of Greeks, and their effect on Among Greek organiza- band is cooperative, you don't countryside yesterday under a new program to use the army to the entire student body average. tions, three sororities improved have too much trouble." bolster local authority and in an attempt to sort out food and fuel On the average, Indepen- their grades, while one sorority Skinner also raised the supply problems. One of the main functions of the new military dent men and women improved declined. Four fraternities im- question of costs during this teams the state controlled media has emphasized will be to ensure .01 last year. Greeks showed a proved, while three declined. discussion. He said that the that livestock and vegetables raised by private farmers reach state more marked improvement — "However, improvement out- expense for security during the purchasing outlets. Greek women increased their weighed decline," according to concert (involving approx- The units took to the field with no visible reaction or incidents grade average by, .07, while Skinner. imately 35 men for a period of reported, only two days before a scheduled one-hour national strike Greek men increased by .04. If grades accurately reflect four to five hours) will be called by the Solidarity Union. In 1979-80, the average intelligence, then Allegheny $1,000, a tab to be paid by the

GPA for an . Allegheny student women are smarter than their concert committee. Also, the Reagan Pushes Arms Package was 2.72. In 1980-81, it rose to male counterparts. Greek wo- concert committee is responsible 2.74. men surpassed Greek men by .20 for any damages that might President Reagan launched an all-out blitz yesterday in an at- "In consequence," Skinner last year, and Independent wo- occur during the concert. -empt to assure passage of his controversial $8.5 million arms sale to said in the memo, "one may men surpassed Independent men Along these lines, Mc Saudi Arabia. Before the day was over, Reagan had picked up one state fairly that Greek improve- by .14. While the average female Cormac added that "damages vote and the opposition had gained one from among the senators ment was mainly responsible for GPA is around 2.82, the average .previonsly uncommitted. the improvement of the entire male GPA falls around 2.65. cont on p. 7 CAMPUS Wednesday, October 28-, 1981 VISA-Get Acquainted members including a chairper- by Benita Forrest of 40 members who were alumni and students. At this time, son. The Steering Committee, If you want to get acquainted VISA was successful in increas- chaired by Susan Garrity, works with Allegheny's prospective stu- ing the number of admissions with its advisors to appoint all dents during the 1981-82 aca- applications, raising the percen- committee members and chair- demic year, join VISA. tage of accepted students, and persons. This committee also VISA is a student organiza- influencing prospective students calls the general and requested tion that helps Allegheny Col- in deciding to attend Allegheny. meeting of the organizations. lege fulfill its educational philo- At the present time, VISA The On-Campus Events Com- sophy and purpose. has increased its membership to mittee, chaired by Beth Vogt, Allegheny believes that "the 387 alumni and students. The organizes and supervises VISA's best education for a changing VISA representatives provide a participation in the Merit Scho- world prepares students to think geographic coverage which ex- larship Days, Campus Visiting critically and to respond human- tends throughout the South, Days, high school Language Day, ly." VISA meets the challenges Southwest, and Northwest sec- and other activities and tours of a changing world by promo- tions of the United States. where membership participation (From L. to R.) Diana Eichfeld, Carol Hayes and Cindy Kintner are ting its purpose to inform high Within the VISA organization is requested. the residents of the experimental Robertson Farmhouse. school students of the opportu- there are five committees that Before these events talre nities and benefits available at help the Admission Office to place, VISA plans special even- Allegheny College and to en- accomplish its goal. The com- ing programs such as coffehouses courage the high school students mittees consist of Steering, On- Down on the Farm for a large number of prospec- to consider Allegheny in their Campus Events, Off-Campus Events, Publication, and Mem- tive students who are staying on by Richard N. Backus work takes up alot of time, but college plans. campus overnight. is worthwhile, especially when VISA officially began in bership committees. All of the cont. on p. 6 they go out and look for antique September 1978 and consisted committees have five or six This semester Diana furniture. Eichfeild, Carol Hays, and Cindy Kinter live in the Robertson ASG--cont. from p. 1 Field farmhouse instead of a The proposed calendar Former Gator Directs Shuttle dorm. They are taking part in a change has been amended. new program which enables There was a lot of negative students from urban and sub- by Robert Kizer major problems with the sytem manipulating arm that has been feedback to breaking up second urban communities to exper- during the first flight, according installed in the orbiter's payload term over Christmas. Under the Dr. Robert H. Gray, a to Gray there were many op- bay. The arm is designed for ience a rural and energy con- amended proposal, second term cious life style. 1950 graduate of Allegheny, and portunities. "The ignition pro- loading and unloading of the will begin after Christmas. Over the summer, major presently the manager of the cedure has to be timed to the payload bay. There are also This week the Finance Com- problems resulting from neglect Shuttle Projects Office at Ken- millisecond, or the entire system seven scientific experiments on mittee will consider requests by were repaired, but when the girls nedy Space Center in Florida could end up on its side, and we board. WARC and The Campus to have moved in, the interior was still visited his alma mater for a press could have a bad day there." The launch is scheduled deficits from last year reinstated. untouched. According to the conference and lecture last One minor problem that November 4, and this is a firm The Finance Committee will is the responsibility Thursday. did occur was with a few of the date according to Gray. "It's a program, it present its recommendations at of the girls to maintain the Gray's talk centered a- 31,000 tiles that cover the hard, firm, scheduled date right the next ASG meeting. round the space shuttle Colum- orbiter to reduce the heat upon now. We look good for the building and to do a little extra extra that these The entire student body is bia, and the process his office reentry. According to Gray all fourth." "fixings." The encouraged to make suggestions undertakes in getting the craft of the bugs have been worked Besides the shuttle, Gray girls are doing, with some help from Rod Mohney, is refinishing to the Goals Committee. Dean ready for each mission. He out concerning this system, and has been involved in many other the whole interior of the house Skinner will be accepting sug- described the job at Kennedy they don't expect any problems projects including directing 178 in a rural fashion. In fact, since gestions until the second week Space Center as just to provide a with the tiles on the second space launches - more than any there is so much work to do to of November. The committee launch site, and put all the mission. other engineer in the free world. the interior of the house before will complete its work by the equipment together. When the Much like the first, the For Gray some of the most it is really liveable, the girls are end of this term. shuttle and its booster system second mission is primarily de- rewarding missions are "appli- getting money discounted from In other business, Bob Coury were delivered to KSC, NASA signed to test the capabilities of cations missions." Gray categor- their rent for specific chores that reported that the senior class officials said, "Fellows, it's all the shuttle. The astronauts will ized these missions as those that All three girls officers elected last week are there. Now put it together and check out the extended flight reap some immediate benefit. they have done. have taken full advantage of Gary Beyer, president; Tom get it off the ground," according capabilities during the five day They include communication, this, and will not pay any rent. Guenther, vice-president; and to Gray. mission. Also scheduled for the weather, and earth resources The girls agree that the Brit Hyde, secretary-treasurer. Although he has been trip is the testing of the new satellites. involved with this country's space program since the late The Committee On Goals Of Allegheny College, com- fifties, Gray is very excited People's Congress Addresses about the shuttle system because posed of trustees, faculty, administrators and students of the "intangible" technical seeks student ideas for Allegheny's future. If you have an advances that are being made. World Problems idea which you believe will enhance student life on any The most important of these were the ending of the speeches. advances being the ability to front—academic, recreational, social, athletic—jot it down By Christ Bullock Later in the day the discuss- service existing satellites "in below and return it to P.O. Box 19. Please sign your name ion focused on organizing Days orbit." of Resistance, to be held in and phone number so we can call you for clarification or Gray also stressed the On the weekend of October Washington in the final week of durability and rapid turnarounG 17-19 the All Peoples Congress discussion. March. Everyone eagerly agreed capabilities of the system. The was held in Detroit, Michigan. Bob Coury, President, A.S.G. to such resistance. Still, seeing is design life of the orbiter is 100 The congress, a congregation of Don Skinner, Dean of Students believing. missions, while the engines will various interest groups, voiced The final events of the day last 50 missions. "We want to opinions about the social and were 20 or more workshops MY IDEA TO IMPROVE land with these engines, check economic policies of President focusing on the current adminis- the oil, add a little water and Reagan. STUDENT LIFE: trations cutbacks, military build- send them off again," said Gray. Beginning with an all- peoples up, and alleged racist-sexist The ultimate goal for turn- rally on Friday, participants policies. The idea was appropri- around of the shuttle is about 12 had a chance to hear speakers ate, but most of the participants days but Gray said that 30 days from El Salvador, PATCO, and could only attend three or four is a more reasonable goal. the dynamic Puerto Rican na- workshops because of a time On its first flight, the tionalist Rafael Cancel Miranda, factor. system lived up to almost to name a few. The rally was Saturday evening was high- everyones expectations and far informative and motivating. Un- lighted with the rhythmic mes- exceeded most. "Most systems fortunately, though, there was sages of singer/writer Gil Scott- performed almost better than more excitement than planning. Heron, and the soothing jazz of planned during orbit. The On Saturday at 10 a.m. there flutist Dave Valentin. Heron's astronauts were amazed at how was a plenary which in effect performance recapped basic smoothly and easily everything was much like the rally. The ideas of the Congress with the went," said Gray. speakers were forceful and sin- NAME TELEPHONE While there were no cere, yet the only conclusions art of music.

Page 6 Wednesday, October 28, 1981 CAMPUS An Adventure in India

by Julie Littell were unemployed. They now work — will the applicant come sell merchandise to the pedes- back to India once his visa has Many of us have heard the trians walking in the street. expired?; and fortune telling — advertising slogan,.`it's not just a will he make it in the U.S.? job, it's an adventure." Dr. "The two outer lanes are Answering these questions may Dennis E. Skocz, Vice Consul travelled by both animals and be no easy job." and Chief of the Consular human beings. Imagine what it would be like to be driving your Applicant 1 has four Section at the Consulate Gen- names. The first is his place of eral, Madras, India, presented a Honda Accord and seeing a herd of water buffalo coming at you. Lecture and slide show to tilt birth. The second is his father's Cows are all right. They look given name. The third is his International Relations 13th plank is still missing from the famous bridge. HAMILTON PHOTO His lecture, entitled "Assig:1- like old secretaries. But water given name. The fourth is his buffalo aren't. They look like caste name. Under this system ment Madras: A Consul's old senators. Notebook." described life in a Dr. Skocz becomes Carnegie "The next two lanes are developing country and how Paul Dennis Bureaucracy. filled with bicycles; weighted- Kiss-- Don't Steal it affects the job of a conrAll. Applicant 2 can't doc- "In order to first ge• the dowe stacked-high, Over-flowing motor bicycles. ument his marital status. Here image, the feel, the smell of a Consul Skocz may have to developing country, I have to "The inside lanes are gov- by Tawni Sherwood But stealing the plank is not an erned by the rule of the survival depend on horoscopes. A Hindu show you a scene frorr. our may not have a birth certificate of the original tradition, accord- street," Dr. Skocz said. (2. slide of the fittest. If the bus corning at you is bigger, vou move. But or a marriage license but every Dean of Students Don ing to Skinner. or a malnourished calf narsing Skinner plans to permanently is your vehicle is bigg er, the Hindu will have a document of Skinner expects a posi- from its emaciated mother by his horoscope taken when he replace the thirteenth plank of the Skocz's front gate comes on chaos miraculously parts idle t he the old rustic bridge. He said tive response from students to waters of the Red Sea." was born. These are used as the replacement of the plank. the screen.) match makers. People with that the board now lying there is "Next, to take us to the Consul Skocz explained, He commented that "there is similar futures marry. ugly and needs to be replaced. consulate, and to get a feeling "My job covers protecting indi- As for the recent tradi- more respect for property in this vidual Americans in 'India and Applicant 3 had an tion of stealing the plank, generation of students than in for India you have to drive down issuing or denying v isas occupation as a "whistler " A Skinner explained that this prac- the past." Cathedral Road." Dr. Skocz Indians. In order to do my job whistler? In order to prove this, tice is not only childish, but told us to imagine six lanes of effectively I have to understand Skinner recalled a similar city traffic. Then he proceeded "the applicant w!tistled classical possibly dangerous--.someone all of these diversities in India. situation last year with the to destroy the imago: "Because an Indian want- Indian music right there in the might fall through. skinner did beaten down paths throughout "The sidewalks are block- ing a visa has to demonstrate his Consulate." note, however, that maintenance the campus. The "PLEASE" ed by huts in which people live qualifications to come to the Now that's an adventure. nailed a lath underneath to signs provided an incentive for and work. These people to. first U.S., this job requires guess How about it as a job? prevent accidents. students to use the sidewalks. The original tradition of He said the response to Close the thirteenth plank dates from signs has been good and that "Food Questions" Answered the early 1900's according to students are very receptive to Skinner, and has been the "focal s ial refresnmeut keeping the campus beautiful.' the rm.:, nir4, of - natural to sample pec point of romance" at Allegheny by Susan Parker i old ask the sp :.heir own foods" \ vill he examined. Ruth College. Can eating be good and food questions." Everyone in Similarly, bolting the Prest, home economist from the - As most people know, an fun at the same time? the college commun.ty is invited thirteenth plank down should Cooperative Extension Service, Allegheny female is not con- Food Awareness Days to come and participate in the provide a deterrent to stealing it will speak on "Today's Food : Is sidered a co-ed until she is kissed I-'ood Awareness Days. but Skinner added t.ha. if it onNovember 2nd and 3rd at the it Different, from Grandma's on the thirteenth plank. Skinner For further information is taken, someone will have to Campus Center will answer that Vittles?" and David `.'inch, from added that years ago the bridge contact Susan Parker throng-h break it apart. question and more. Allemeade Food Co-op will was also a common site for The two day program is the Carw ► us Ce-/Iter 117 3:;3 - pinnings and engagements. Skinner also appealed to explain "Newtritiolt." designed to "help people under- pants will have the ,..!)Port unity 957. In recent years, freshmen students that by keeping the stand what it is they are eating males have stolen the plank to plank in, "we would save the and how they can make intel- keep upperclass thales from original tradition rather than ligent choices in their diets and kissing all the freshmen women. ruin it." at the supermarket," said Susan Parker, program coordinator of VISA ■Ir -•■•" -••••" ■•••- T 7 7 T -NI- 7 -7 `V. the Campus Center. Custom will be featuring Cont. from p. 5 This Friday don't miss special dishes on those clays as the thrills and chills of ; part of the Good Awareness The Off-Campus Events Com- L.he number of membership program. Four presentations on mittee's duties are similar to vacancies tor each class is the C.C. Big Buck Flick Monday and Tuesday nights those of the On-Campus Events predetermined. cover a variety of topics, from Committee. Chaired by Mary i$issingisolgi how food affects our lives to Checco, this committee organi- .. During the third or fourth understanding what sodium zes and supervises visiting high w eek of spring term applications glutamate really is. schools during the December are available, submitted, and On Monday, November and spring break and summer evaluated. After an agreement. OWEEN 2nd at 7:00 p.m. in the Campus VISA student activities between the Steering and Mem- Center Music Lounge, Erna bership committees, three appli- Heyer, counselor with the coun- The Publication Committee cations are viewed for election seling center will present "Food makes prospective students a- of each vacancy. October 30 9:00 pm for Thought: A Brief Look at ware of the advantages of the Many Meanings of Food." attending a private liberal arts The organization holds a general meeting at which the Following Heyer, Mary Todd, cellege. To achieve this goal, the applicants who were chosen at FRIDAY $1.00 dietician, will explain the mys- chairperson of the Publication the preliminary review are dis- (not Saturday) CC Auditorium teries of food labeling. Committee, Jamie Bosso, and On Tuesday, November her representatives work under cussed and voted upon. The the advisement of the Admis- Membership Committee deter-

.01■11.1. ..81:2M.V.11■• .1■1•01•11.1111011011•11• ..1•15•1111i1(1.4, . .1•1111••••• • • sions staff to review and critique mines the final selection. literature. Students who are chosen are Meadville's Newest & most Progressive S!laron Miller, chairperson of notified, and attend a reception the Membership Committee, at the end of spring term. works with the Publication Com- Anyone interested in becom- Hair Salon for men and women. mittee to evaluate and revise ing a VISA representative should recommendations, applications, attend VISA's next on-campus event which is scheduled for e:1/4 410 and commitment forms prior to Appointments are appreciated, but Walk-ins are always welcome. their use each year. Saturday, November 14. That VISA's membership is open day, VISA members will be Open 6 days aweek and 4 nights a week. to the sophomore, junior and working for an on-Campus Visi- 902 Market St. 336-6082 senior classes. The membership ting Day, which will include process begins during the first special activites in the Campus ••■•■••■■• three weeks of Spring term, and Center and many campus tours.

CAMPUS Wednesday, October 28, 1981 Page 7 Restaurant Review--Sandalini's Captain "Don't Eat the Atmosphere" Or The Food by Matthew Brownell Sirloin lovers have never servative, although a few of the Sensible's had it better; Sandalini's offers after dinner drinks are certain to Of all Meadville restau- petite sirloin, chopped sirloin, make the decor blend: better. rants, Sandalini's is probably garlic sirloin, and top sirloin. The Cocabanana, ."A refreshing Music Not best known for its dining at- The 12 oz. N. Y. Strip Steak tropical drink" will leave you mosphere. Those who have runs at $12.95. somewhere around the Ivory eaten at Sandalini's have often Veal is another item on Coast. told of salmon-colored wall- the hit parade. Four veal dishes Overall, the service was Noise food was of paper, carmine vinyl seats, and are offered: Veal Parmigiana - excellent, but the crushed red velvet drapery. veal fried and then baked in average quality and overpriced. Complete with porcelain statuet- tomato sauce and mozzarella; Drinks were adequate and mod- So, after all this, they are Veal Scallopini - sauteed in wine, erately priced. The wine, tes of Bacchus and Eros, the This week, instead of the on the road again to plug their butter, and mushrooms; Veal however, was grossly overpriced: restaurant, they say, doubles as a usual stuff I blather over, we'll record. Bruce noted that there Francaise - veal dipped in egg $8 for a bottle of Taylor Bur- setting for "Apocalypse Now." take a look at an up and coming is a kind of coldness in the clubs Naturally, I panicked. batter, and them simmered in gundy. band I saw recently. when the band starts. No one wine, lemon, and butter; and Sandalini's is located at Entering the restaurant, I ex- A small group of us has heard of them, and the Veal Saltimbocca - another "1 300 Conneaut Lake Road, just pected a sweat-beaded Marlon journeyed to Cleveland last sound is different. But, by the bet you can't" dish smothered in past the Holiday Inn. Look for Brando to leap from one of the Thursday to see a band from San end of the show, most people the pink neon Sandalini's sign. sequestered dining booths. It wine, garlic, tomatoes, cheese. Diego called the Unknowns. are up and shouting for more. and ham. the music doesn't keep you never happened. If Our destination was the Pirate's After more talk about Desserts were fairly con- entertained, the decor will. Cove, a small rock club in an the music industry and how sick The hostess led me from area called "The Flats," radio is right now, Bruce left to the central dining area, which By accident, we arrived get some dinner. matched the rumors, to a back early. So early, that we helped So, our group sat around dining room which fronted plas- A Natural Food Co-op the band unload their truck and watched the warm-up band tic geraniums and brass-coated (Sheer luck, I guess.) While the plug in and do their set. (Like 1 wall lamps. She squished me bv Chris Small expand, moved to a few garages equipment was being set up, I said, we arrived early). Soon into a corner table, where the on Chancery Lane and now had time to talk with singer and they were :lone and the Un- water goblets hopped in unison The iiroma of coffee beans, exists in the rented basement of co-songwriter Bruce Joyner. knowns tool: to the stage. to the beat of "Betty Lou's gain' einnarrion, dried fruits, spiced the Unitarian Church. The We talked about the tour It was different, right ahhtt ton i igghht t." teas. and honey pervades the air ;)rgata).ation now has over' GOO Well, so what. You don't and the record they have out. from the start. The songs Ill the basement of the Unitarian members. he He also gave me a little back- sounded like a soundtrack to eat the a tm ()sphere, and t Church :ii 316 Chestnut Street The store is called a food-- menu boasted some interesting ground on the band. horror movies from the 50's. Meadville bu ■ ing cooperative; it is owned, they arc a Kind of like Roy Orhison meets fare for the St0111aCh. This is the present {ovation ol operated, and supported by its Basically, of being bunch of normal guys who just the Beatles, in a big room that put aside the fear ('O-Op kIlOW11 as incinbers. It is a non-profit happened to have gotten togeth- echoes. .attacked l) a garden-ornament Villicy Foods Inc. organiv.at ion which sells to mem- salesman, I turned my thoughts . The people in the er. Two were from Southern No one instrument over- a manager ()I' the ; hers onI ■ Georgia, one from Nebraska, and powered the songs. Some great to food. Alin to e.5-01) and a .1972 co-op elect a board of directors Sandalini's offers several another from Minneapolis. drumming by Steve Bioworski, gradwhe ed. Alleghen∎ College, 'Nilo run the store and determine They began playing in along with some nice bass work appetizers, ranging from $1.5o explained that the co-op started polio. San Diego about a year ago, and by Dave Doyle kept things to $3.50. Clams casino, stuffed in 1975 as a food-buying club. The group includes students decided to call it home. From moving. • mushrooms, mozzarella marin- About thirst y people who had (1i' the Allegheny community, there, it sounds like the beginn- Mark Neill, on guitar, added ara, hot potato skins, and fried :,eCt1 patrons of a health 104 tamilks from Inv Meadville area, ing of a success story. After a some great hooks, while Bruce zucchini were just a few of the store on North Street that we:it and people from surrounding while, they began to develop a belted out the words and added appetizers listed. out. of business wanted to obi towns: eon!. on p. following in San Diego and L.A., weird vocal effects. All this sums For entrees, there were natural, unprocessed foods :It a then they were signed to Bomp! up for some fresh, energetic rock standbys including linguini, Fet- better price than what is found records, a small independent and roll. tucini Alfredo, stuffed shells, :it a health t-,10(1 or go reery store. and spaghetti and meatballs. began company. Nothing fancy about. this v1a nv' of these people who abortion More gigging in L. A. and show. No lasers or minute long Most- of these "Old World the co-op group were either San Diego, and some recording solos (no solos period!), just Favorites" ranged from 84 to students or graduates of Alle- free pregnancy testing for the record that is out now !.our guys who are docic.qtted to . L:heny. the "From the followed after signing on with their music. • Out of The group bought fi -iod in confidential Bomp!. Then, ti major record Hopefully, you will be hear- Sea . section, crab legs, fried bulk and met on giver evening counseling company (Sire) took an interest ing more about the Unknowns. shrimp, stuffed flounder, scal- e:,,.11 month to distribute the lops, and lobster are all offered. ; WOMEN'S HEALTH in them and arranged to dis- In my' book, their sound is a Ood among' themselves, r SERVICES, MK. tribute their record nationally. winner. The seafood, which is hard to 1976 they had enough members find anywhere in Meadville, is and money move into a K121562-7900 priced from $5 to $11, exclud- storefront on Market Street. Trustees Cont. from p. 1 ing lobster. The co-op continued to • • The main purpose of the ■•••• ■••••••■•••%•:.••■•••■••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Sommer added, "Also, persons ••••••••• • • • • ••• • ..• • ••••••• •••••••••••••• • •.• • • ••■• • ••• ••••••••• •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• •• who are concerned about the thorough search for outstanding place of a liberal arts education people to be trustees is evident in society." in Harned's final comment, "In HUNGRY? HEALTHY? all sorts of ways, the whole Housing future of Allegheny College Cont. from p.1 depends on the quality and inv,:lvement of the trustees." come to the perspective on things ny adding one more person to a room." One of the reasons that Concert FOOD AWARENESS DAYS the guys have adjusted to an extra roommate Reeves said, was Security November 2a3 that "they have nothing to compare it to." Several other cont. from p. 4 students agreed saying that featuring lectures, discussions, Et refreshments "they really couldn't complain will cut down the ability of the about three people per room if concert committee to have good they've never lived with just two concerts in the future because of November 3, Tuesday per room." the effect the repair bill will November 2, Monday One improvement sug- have on the concert committee 7:00 PM FOOD FOR THOUGHT 7:00 PM TODAY'S FOOD gested by some of the freshmen budget." The utility bill for the a brief glance at the Is it di fererttAarrt men was to place all tripled guys concert will be paid by the Gran ina's Vittles? in the same section of Ravine college as it would for any other many meanings of food instead of splitting them up as college-sponsored event, said they are now. Rick Rockar said Sk inner. 7:30 PM FOOD LABELING 8:00 PM NEWtrition that "since the towers are only Skinner concluded by connected by the basement, it's saying that if everyone works hard to get to know the other together, - there's no reason why - 311 lectures will be held in the CC Music Lounge freshman guys." it can't work." NW'S Viredariday, October 28, 1981 CAMPUS ulletin Boards Bulletin Boar

PHI DELT RUN -1-0 THIEL MINORITY SCHOLARSHIP TRINITY SCHOLARSHIP The National Research The Synod of The Trin- This Saturday, October '01, Council plans to award approx- ity of the United Presbyterian fifteen brothers of Phi Delta imately 35 Postdoctoral Fellow- Church has announced that Theta will run to Thiel College ships for Minorities in a program applications are available for the to raise money for the United designed to provide oppor- Minority Scholarship Program Way of Western Crawford tunities for continued education for 1982-83. County. The brothers will carry and experience in research to Application deadline for a football during the entire American Indians and Alaskan this scholarship is February 1, 28-mile trek to the Allegheny- Natives (Eskimo or Aleut), Black 1982. Thiel football game. Americans, Mexican Americans/ Scholarship applications and ad- Chicanos, and Puerto Ricans. During this week, the broth- ditional information may be ers will be asking for one-dollar The deadline for the obtained by writing to : THE donations on campus to sponsor submission of applications is MINORITY SCHOLARSHIP the run. Departure for the run is February 1, 1982. Further PROGRAM, The Synod of the set at 10:00 a.m. Each person information and application TrinitYr 3040 Market Street who donates will be asked to materials may be obtained from Camp Hill, PA 17011-4591. Pictured from L. to R. are Kevin Anderson and Chris Hamilton in guess an arrival time for the run the Fellowship Office, National The Student Aid Office Jeannie Clarkson's The Point of No Return ‘. V AC LAV IK PHOTO and the person guessing the Research Council, 2101 Consti- will have materials posted on the closest to the actual arrival time tution Avenue, Washington, D. bulletin board concerning this will win the football. C. , 20418. scholarship. A Hellish Comedy CSO PRESENTATION AMERICAN TALENT SEARCH COLLEGIATE ALL - CSO and the Economics One of the first time actors is by Katie Willis The deadline for entry Winners qualify for Club/ACM present Chase Eco- Greg Shick, president of S.E.T. into the All-American Collegiate $14,000 in cash and scholarship nometrics, "CAREER OPPOR- "I'm having fun acting in such a The Point of No Re- Talent Search is fast approach- prizes plus auditions by Amer- TUNITIES FOR LIBERAL relaxed atmosphere," he said. turn, 1 a one act play directed by ing. All entries must be received ican Theatre Productions, The ARTS GRADS IN ECONOMIC Jeannie Clarkson, will be per- in the ACTS office by 5 p.m. Entertainment Connection, The FORECASTING" on Friday, formed Thursday and Friday at Other cast members in- December 4, 1981. Any type of Oakland Ballet Company, and October 30 at 4:00 p.m. in the 8:15 p.m. and Sunday at 2:30 clude; Steve Adams, Jeff Allen, performing talent is eligible in Warner Brothers Records. Quigley Faculty Lounge. p.m. in the C.C. Activities Kevin Anderson, Pete Barbieri, this nationwide searc for the Dr. Andy Moody, Direc- Room. Lynn Echnoz, Cindy Gerrie, best collegiate talent in the For additional informa- tor of Metropolitan Area Fore- The play, a comedy, is Mike Gillis, Chris Hamilton, Ed country. tion and entry forms, call or casting and Regional Economics, about 10 people who have gone Jordan, Sue Kamenski, Tanya All contestants are el- write: All-American Collegiate CHASE ECONOMETRICS, Af- to hell, and how each reacts to Linn, Dianne Marrapese, Andrea igible to be selected for a tour of Talent Search, Box 3SE, New filiated with CHASE MANHAT- his or her situation. Napier and Lisa Viener. Tony Europe or the Orient sponsorea Mexico State University, Las TAN BANK, will present the Department 10 of the 15 cast members Chiroldes will stage manage the by the United states Cruces, New Mexico, 88003, program. in this Student Experimental (505)6464413. Stop by the CSO to sign-up. show. of Defense: Theater production will perform Admission is free. for the first time at Allegheny. Blood. It has always been better to give than to receive. Much has changed since the Red Cross blood pro- gram started in 1947. But one thing hasn't. Needing blood has always been a lot harder than giving it. Needing blood is often a matter of life and death. Giving blood is quite easy. It is a fast, simple, carefully done process. So, if there's a blood drive where you work, please give. If there isn't, call your local Red Cross chapter to find out where you can give. You'll be helping us celebrate our 100th birth- day by giving the best gift of all—life. Red Cross: Ready for a new century.

1181 Wednesday November 4 Brooks Blue Lounge 711 A Public Service of This Newspaper & The Advertising Council

CAMPUS Wednesday, October 28, 1981 Page 9 CSO Presents UPCOMING WORKSHOPS You must sign up in advance in the Career Services Office in Reis Hall if interested.

PREPARING FOR GRAD SCHOOL: This one-hour information session is highly recommended for Juniors and Seniors who are planning to pursue graduate study. The workshop will cover how to evaluate grad school programs, application procedures, testing and financial aid. The session will he held in the CSO Library in Reis Hall on Thursday, October 29 at 1:00.

UPCOMING ON-CAMPUS INTERVIEWS You must sign up in advance in Career Services in Reis Hall to schedule an interview. Some interview slots may still be open.

UNIVERSITY OF PITTSBURGH SCHOOL OF LAW: Pittsburgh, PA - Tuesday, November 3 in the Quigley Hall Faculty Lounge from 10:00 a.m. to 3 :00 p.m.

JONES AND LAUGHLIN STEEL CO.: Economics, Math, and Science majors will be considered for Supervisory Trainee positions. Interviews will be held on Wednesday, November 4 from 9:30 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. in Reis Hall.

INTERNSHIPS For additional information, stop by the Career Services Office.

U.S. DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY PROFESSIONAL INTERNSHIP PROGRAM: Opportunities are available at two Energy Technology New Dean of the College Andrew Ford meets Allegheny students at a reception held in the Campus Centers; Morgantown and Pittsburgh. The various divisions at each Center Browsing Lounge Tuesday evening. All students were invited , and many appeared to welcome center render excellent experience for Chemistry, Physics, Biology, Geology, Computer Science, and Environmental Science majors. the new dean. The reception was sponsored by the Allegheny Student Education Association and the The length of appointment ranges from 4-6 'months, during this time Campus Center Cabinet. V ACLAV I K PHOTO interns must remain enrolled at their home institution - tuition and fees will be paid on behalf of the student. A monthly stipend of $800 - $1000 will be paid according to year in college. There is a December 1 deadline for those wishing to begin in March. Juniata Band Performs HISTORY AND ART MAJORS: There are numerous opportunities at museums, galleries, and historical societies in a variety of geo- graphic locations. A stipend will normally be awarded in addition to The Juniata students ar- The band began with one by Rebecca Reed academic credit. rived here Saturday afternoon, of these "opening numbers," The Juniata College Band, ate in Allegheny dining halls and "American Overture for Band" under the direction of Ibrook rehearsed Saturday evening. by Joseph Willcox Jenkins. The Tower, performed a concert here Members from Allegheny's Wind group also performed pieces by last Sunday afternoon in the Ensemble housed Juniata mem- Hanson, Bach, Copland and RODA'S FAMILY SHOES C.C. auditorium, Juniata's per- bers Saturday night following a Rossini. formance completed an ex- small reception held in Skylight change program between Juniata Dining Hall. After a fifteen minute g REPAIR music department and Alle- intermission, the band per- gheny. Despite an audience of less formed selections from "Ain't BOSTONIAN FRED PERRY Last April, the Allegheny than 50 people, the band per- Misbehavin"' by Fats Waller and Wind Ensemble performed at formed for almost 90 minutes. Ravel's "Bolero." The program SBICCA ET ACS Juniata College in Huntington, Near the beginning of the concluded with "Hand's Across DINGO Pa. during the Wind Symphony's concert, Ibrook explained to the the Sea" by John Philip Sousa. WALKOVER spring tour. This fall Juniata, audience that since the theme of The 58 member ensemble, 887 Market Street the concert was "Overtures," although not on tour, was similar to Allegheny's own Wind Telephone (814) 724-3222 invited to perform here at the most of the pieces were "open- Symphony, is primarily com- college. ing numbers." posed of non-music major p.8 Food Co-op cont. from University of Rochester Graduate School of Management The foods sold in the co-op ian, and books on gardening can quantities and marked up 15 are not common to supermar- be found at Allemeade. percent from cost to pay the kets. Mrs. Vinch emphasized, Eloise Virgin, who is a mem- rent and expenses of the co-op. ber of the Allemeade co-op and The store must be tended and Degree Programs Include Ph.D. in "We try to focus on foods in Business Administration runs Be Well Foods, a self-incor- food must be packaged, labeled, their most natural state." M.B.A. with Core Areas The co-op carries dried fruits, porated bakery service, bakes and shelved, so all members are Concentrations in breads and pastries of unpro- encouraged to work in or for the Applied Economics nuts, seeds, coffees, teas, flours, ,Accounting—Corporate Quantitative Methods co-op for two hours a month. cereals, oils, spices, herbs, sea- cessed ingredients and sells them Accounting—Public to Allemeade and other co-ops Those who don't are charged Majors and Minors soning, and a wide variety of Applied Economics in the areas. an extra 11 percent on the price Computers & Information Systems Accounting cheeses. of all goods; this rule excludes Finance Applied Economics The store also sells unusual Marketing Computers & Information Systems Liz Vinch encouraged all senior citizens. foods such as tofu and miso, Operations Management Finance which are both soybean pro- interested to join the co-op. Industrial Organization & ducts, dried seaweed, tahini Membership fees range from Mrs. Vinch stated that some Public.Economics A representative from the (sesame seed butter), and a $5.00 for a single membership, members are self-sufficient, Macroeconomics Graduate School of Manage- variety of pastas made from $8.00 for a double membership, "Some pretty much manage Marketing ment will be here Operations Management 'spinach, corn, artichokes, and with what they do at home and $10.00 for a group or family Operations Research whole grains. The co-op caters through farming and working for membership. All of these are November9 to the vegetarian with its wide other people, without structured renewable yearly at half cost. selection of high protein foods. jobs, but most are typical, Allemeade's hours are 10 Contact: The Career Services and Placement Center or Cosmetics that contain or- average people." a.m. to 4 p.m. on Monday John G. Baker Asst. Dean & Dir. of Admissions GSM, University of Rochester ganic ingredients are also sold at Those who do try to live through Wednesday, 10 a.m. to Rochester, NY 14627 (716) 275-3533 the co-op. These include suntan self-sufficient lives are known as 8 p.m. Thursday and Friday, 10 oil, deodorant, lotions, soaps homesteaders and buy their food a.m. to 4 p.m. on Saturday, and The Graduate School of Management is a member of the Consortium for and toothpaste. Cookbooks, from the co-op in bulk form. 11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. on Graduate Study in Management. including those for the vegetar- Food is purchased in large Sunday. Call 336-6065. rags 10 Wednuodoy, October 28, 1981 CAMPUS Volleyball Climbs In Conference

at home on October 23 again5 by Francie Lagana Two days later at Villa, the Gators experienced another hard Thiel. In a well-played matcf Sports Staff Writer match. This time, however, they the Gators were nipped in only needed four games to down three game duel, 11-15, 14-1 The Allegheny volleyball their opponents, 7-15, 15-4, and 11-15. Said Coach Spence' team had some good news this 15-11 and 15-12. "We nearly beat them. It was week and some bad news. The Parker had a total of 10 kills hard one to lose." good news is that they won two while teammate Margaret Certo Despite the absence c out of their three conference had 13. Brody compiled 14 Brody, Parker excelled in kil counting games. The bad news assists and Melk had 10. Parker with twelve. Joyce Cory playe is that senior co-captain Karen leads the league with kills. a tough match with 10 kil Brody injured her finger after Brody is second with her assists, while Melk had 16 assists. the Villa Maria match and is out while Melk is in the top eight in The Gators will meet Mere: of competition for an unpredict- that category. Certo is also in hurst at home on Wednesday i able amount of time. the top eight of the conference a conference counter. In the first invitational on Saturda: Against Geneva on October with kills. October 31, Allegheny will ho. 19, the Gators played a long, but Allegheny played its third victorious match. It took them conference counter of the week five teams. five sets to accomplish their win with scores of 14-16, 15-10, 6-15, 16-14 and 15-7. Terriers Bury Gators Allegheny defenseman Matt Clarke (on left) attempts to stick Senior co-captains Beth handle around a Gannon player. The Knights defeated the Gators Parker and Karen Brody annihil- by Bill Grattan In the third quarter, Hira 6-1 at the Meadville Recreation Complex on Saturday in an exhibi- ated their contenders with 22 scored on a three yard Harc kills and 25 assists, respectively. Sports Editor tion game. Center Scott Churchill scored the lone Gator goal. The run and a 25 yard Corsica 1 Freshman Jeannine Melk gave Kovach touchdown pass. Car Gators will seek revenge in a league encounter at Gannon on Brody a hand by chalking up 14 The Hiram Terriers humili- ated the Allegheny Gator foot- mett kicked one extra point, bi HAMILTON PHOTO assists of her own. November 6. ball team 47-23 at Hiram on failed on the other. Also in the third quartE Saturday. The Terriers, 5-1 in the Lamendola connected wit Presidents' Conference and a brother Ron for a 28 ya) Gators Prepare For Presidential Race touchdown pass and Churn( half game behind Carnegie Mellon (5-0-1), amassed 492 kicked the extra point. crowded field of 103 men, with Saturday at Hiram. The team, yards on offense, including 356 Hardy scored on a five ya: by Dennis Grantham , Sports Staff Writer only a 52 second time differen- which finished its dual-meet rushing. run and Ed Blutt ran three yar tial between the first and fifth schedule with a 7-2 record Running back Andre Hardy for another touchdown in tl Junior Tom Held led Allegheny finishers. should play a decisive role in the paced the Terrier ground on- fourth quarter for the Terrier Cammett kicked both ext Allegheny's varsity cross-country The junior varsity team PAC race. slaught with 177 yards in 26 team to a solid fourth place placed third in their race, with "We'd like to be first," rushes. Running back Chris points. Allegheny's Jeff Melvin cor finish at Saturday's Canisius N. freshmen Max Henderly in 11th said Coach Fiore Bergamasco, Kovach gained 80 yards in 19 pleted the scoring with 2:1 Y. Invitational. place, Paul Metzger - 14th and "We're the only team that has a rushes and quarterback Jason Mitch Krinsky - 17th, followed chance to beat (defending Corsica gained 65 in 11 rushes. remaining in the game, runnii Held, who blazed over by junior Mark Schmidt - 22nd champion) CMU. If we don't, Allegheny's Terry Churney one yard for a touchdown. TI the 4.8 mile racecourse in a and sophomore Jim Massucci no one will." kicked a 37 yard field goal with two point conversion attem fifth-place time of 22:30 was placing 25th in a field of 61 2:04 remaining in the first failed. joined at the finish line by Brent Jennifer Colgrove won contestants. the women's race at Canisius quarter. Henderson - 19th in 22:56, John After that, however, the Notes: Allegheny receiv The top seven varsity Saturday with teammate Julie Cannon - 22nd in 23:00, Tom Terriers dominated play, scoring Eugene Tommasi caught fo Murphy - 31st in 23:16, Roger men: Held, Henderson, Cannon, Meyer following in 16th place. 20 points in the second quarter passes for 57 yards and Hirarr Nelson - 35th in 23:22 and Murphy, Nelson, Rizzo, and Colgrove's 15:58 clocking again on two one yard runs by Kovach Kovach caught four for displacer Phil Rizzo who placed Henderly, will comprise Alleg- gave her a wide margin of and a one yard run by Hardy. yards...The Gator coaching ste 56th in 23:56. The varsity men heny's entry in the 1981 PAC victory, with second place a full Terrier placekicker Tom Cam- did not name a Gator of tt ran a fine team race in the Championship meet to be held minute behind. mett converted two extra points. Week...No Sam Timer Gat Allegheny quarterback football team had yielded ma Randy Lamendola, who com- than 42 points until Saturday pleted 13 of 26 passes for 152 The Gators, 2-4 in the Conf( Don't miss yards and also threw two inter- ence, travel to Thiel on Saturd ceptions, scored in the second for the final game of the seas' quarter on a six yard keeper. against the Tomcats (4-1-1). Molly Hatchet SHOCKED? then come to the on Balloween Nautilus Fitness Center ocated at French & Poplar Street Behind Central Tractor - inside the Meadville Racquet CI October 31 Offering a Gator Special at non-prime time 0:00 PM * Special rates for Allegheny Students!! * *Special group rates available for in the C.0 Auditorium fraternities, sororities, teams, etc!! Call 336-6228 for a Free Trial Workout Get those tickets now! *14 Nautilus Machines REGULAR HOURS *8 Racquetball Courts Monday thru Friday , *Sauna 5:30 an'i to 10 pm *Steam Room Almost sold out!! and Saturday 4C•sunday *Coed Aerobics & Slimnasti( AMIAMIANWWWWWFAIWINVIANYWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW CAMPOS Wednesday, October )g,-1981 'Page lI Stingy Gators Stifle Soccer Foes I

"The first half was the by Dos Corry Tom Shirley and Ted Assistiint Sports Editor Skattum each had three goals finest soccer we've played in two while Matt Weitz and Chris years," said Wilson. "We took The Allegheny soccer Belnap drove home the other them out of the game early team's roller coaster season took two scores. Belnap's second goal emotionally and they couldn't an upswing last week as the of the day, early in the second come back." Gators defeated Gannon College half, finished off the scoring in The Gator's victory over 2-0 and Carnegie Mellon Univer- the game. PAC rival CMU brought their conference record to 3-2. Alleg- sity 9-0. Shirley, Belnap, McGill, In• Tuesday's victory over Sam Bellin, and Ted and Dag heny travels Saturday to meet undefeated conference leader Gannon, the Gators got off to Skattum were credited with Bethany for their final game. a sluggish start and the first half assists for the Gators. ended in a scoreless tie. "We outplayed them in the first half but a lack of concentration and Sports In The Round execution kept us from scoring," said Gator Coach Russ Wilson. Bill Grattan, Don Corry, Jim Kaufman With 15 minutes gone in the second half Gator Chris *****Intramural sports at Allegheny, when taken seriously, provide Belnap concentrated enough to a good level of competition and a "fix" for washed-up high school produce the winning goal off an athletes. Recreation Director Maureen Hager does an excellent job Intramural football action between the Delts and the Sig& assist from Steve McGill. In the in coordinating and organizing the leagues. HAMILTON PHOTO last minute of play, Tom Shirley *****Allegheny girls have become more active—athletically anyway. scored the Gator's second goal Maureen Hager has organized women's lacrosse and field hockey with an assist from Matt Weitz. Intramural News clubs. Also, a girl—Laura Hammerschmidt—has joined the Allegheny In summing up the vic- hockey club. tory, Wilson said, "We didn't by Don Corry during lunch beginning Thurs- *****You gotta feel sorry for poor Jim Massucci. Jim, an excellent day. Swimming signups for men play all that well but we did runner on the track and cross country teams and a Doane scholar, what had to be done. You The top teams in flag football and women are due Thursday, has fallen on hard times. It seems that he has lost a battle with the November 5. Along with would always rather play bad bottle and now spends his time drinking heavily late into the night. as of October 25, with the and win than have a great game season ending today: B and B signups, teams and individuals The last time we saw Jim he had a scruffy beard and was mumbling must list their events. and still lose." something about losing his hat in the Night Study. Hang in there, Express (6-1), and the Mother On Saturday against Car- Jim—don't throw it all away. Truckers (5-1) in the Indepen- negie Mellon, the Gators had a Coming up: Basketball sign- *****Something to think about: Knute Rockne, the famed Notre dent I division; the Purple great game and were never in Dame football coach, once said, "The trouble in America today in Wave (4-1), and the Heroes (5-0) ups and the announcement of any danger of losing. Freshman open recreation hours during business as well as in sports is that too many people are afraid of in the Independent II division; Ted Skattum scored in the first finals. competition. So, in some circles, success has come to be sneered at ABC (4-0), PDT (4-0), and SAE minute of play for the Gators Congratulations to the first if it costs hard work, training, and sacrifice." (5-1) in the 1FC division; the and set the tone for the rest of members of the 100 mile club *****Oh yea, out in Pepperdine we met this dude on the beach Hard Corps (3-0) and Free the half. The Gators pounded for the 1981-82 year: Bill named Surf. He is originally from the Titusville area, and he said Wheeling (2-1) in the Women's out seven more goals before Spoehr (running) and Kathy that kids at Allegheny College "were just a bunch of squares." How division. CMU could stagger off the field Mihm (swimming). do you like that guy? Foul shooting will take place for the half time break. SOUTH HALL HALLOWEEN PARTY Friday October 30 9:00 - ?

One and all, come to the GRAND OPENING of that new pub, THE BLOODY STUMP located IN THE PITS at South Hall.

NO GUEST LIST - ALL ARE WELCOME

B.Y.O.B.A. (Bring Your Own Bloody Appendage)

special treat for those wearing a costume! if

.* • i r‘- g• • - C,' • • i'r ei • • 44.4 Page 12 Wednesday, October 28, 1981 CAMPUS Classifieds Classifieds Classifieds Classifieds Clas Buy someone special a treat this Lynn you limpet! Mom, Have a great birthday on The Unexcusably Tardy Adven- Halloween. The pledges of Did I behave myself Saturday Dear Botany-Brown-Noser, Tuesday! I'll be thinking of tures of Ann and Hester: Well, Alpha Chi Omega will be selling night? (She says as she throws So we didn't do too well on you. Rhiannon Isn't knocked up—we treats for 75 cents in all cafeter- back her head and laughs.) our lab practicais—who really Love, go aswimmIng at aMellon aPool ias until Thursday. Buy yours Love, cares about the sex life of a Beth (did you ever keep an engage- now. Proceeds MI go to the M plant? Not me—that's for sure. ment ring In a comp box?!)— Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. Hey, how about pooling our notes?! Perhaps we'll discover Somebody named Ann has a birthday (she's an adult now and * * LOST: One blue denim Levi the difference between the males over 1/5 a century old)—Comps Jacket at the New Wave party Crawford Guys and females—plants, that is. The dinner and dance turned they are a-going—Hello to the WANTED: Used downhill or Oct. 17 at Phi Dolts. This coat Love, out great. Let's do It again girls who rent an apt. on Park cross-country skiing equipment. has sentimental value (a gift) to Clark sometime (you can save the food but are never there—Hello to Ladies boot size 9-9 1/2. Call the owner, and as whoever now for 2nd term). Cottage Gang—Hey Francle—is it 337-8963 late at night. has it has doubtless noted, there * sick to have Rhett? Hello are room keys in the pocket. * * * * Penobody & Joan. PLEASE, PLEASE return the * • coat and/or keys to the security To the "Family", A list of people interested in office—no questions asked. The A belated THANK-YOU for • babysitting Is now available In Women's Studies at Alle- keys will do you no good, and an amazing 21st. Once again you Hey Blue, the Residence Life Office. Con- gheny? If you are interested, the Jacket does not belong to have proven you're the best there Is. I hear you and the mail from tact Paula at Box 19 or 724- meet in the Grille at noon, you. Thank you. love, Hoog cheese got back together—It's 3865. Thursday, October 29. We will about time—I thought you'd discuss a proposal for the Goals * * * each other again. * * * Committee. Latecomers wel- never find senior interested in Congrats. Any come! becoming involved with senior Dear Break-Man, Loser I Dear Mike, Anne Jones and Paula Treckel week and graduation activities, The summer storage house of Sorry we can't have a birth- please submit your name and/or Park Ave. is currently accepting male day party for you this weekend-- suggestion to box number 321. visitors bearing toast tongs and other that's what happens when you various articles. Break-a-leg Al, Lucifer, Miss go home to see your HTH! Have P.S. Bring friends and cham- * * Monroe, Devil and his wife, the a great time! Found: One sweater in Mont- pagne with you. • Attendants, Father, Betsy, D, B, F & M gomery Gym. Call 724-3367 to George, Liz and, of course, the identify it. * * * * little girl's mother. Loser I, Jack Dave, This Is becoming a weekly I'm totally disappointed In habit. Please cheer up, I'll you. A month ago you had a refrig explain Bolivia's Eco prob- full of beer and wouldn't even let us lems—promise. I need my Dear Jen & Kim, of age folks have any. This month tickets!! Hurry up!! The weekend was fun—even you have the same and let youngster The Blue Loser when we hefted Jen up the stairs The Mellon secret to becoming partake of spirtis. How can I have to Ravine. Looking forward to any respect for someone with such * * * this Saturday; it should be fun! a successful banker. DOUBLE STANDARDS. And to Adirondack Poet: It's a good thing that the Buffalo think that you can sleep well at night only comes to town once a term. A successful banker has to be willing to be more than a banker. Never let IT all get you now. down. Just remember, you've always See you this weekend. At Mellon Bank, we look for doers, and willing learners. For innovators. got a friend (That's me). - The Chris For people who can handle visibility. And responsibility. We want people who are generalists. Or specialists. Futurists. And explorers. Gopher Who's No Loafer There's a place here for people who are at home Kip, in aerospace, and steel, and oil. Or minin Dear Freshman Roundball Chefs, Happy Belated Birthday! I transportation, energy, and electronics. Thanks for the delicious, name any business of the future. still owe you a drink. I guess I'll have Nu rdman Creator, home-cooked meal! Your talents on It's thinking like this that has made success to bring it over. I gave you Who's Thank you sir, for all your and off the court are simply amazing. come on a fast track here. Who for your B-day. help!!! Looking forward to a good season!! For our pLiple.t And for the Bank. We're Your new little the coun s 16th largest bank holding * * * company, 4th in earnings, 10th in com- * * * mercial loan portfolios, 5th in trust department assets, and a national lead- Nancy, Flash, Allegheny er in banking automation and computer Happy Belated Birthday! When will you be appearing technology. Come on over and we will have a again? The phone has been ringing Women's Center ou're ready to talk about success moderate drink. off the hook with requests. Vellon woul like to talk with you. Your roommies Schedule an interview through your * * * placement office or write to Mellon * * * • abortions Bank, Manager, College Relations Mark and Bobby, and Recruiting, Mellon Square, Too bad you're so shy--you Pittsburgh, PA 15230. No, Kevin McCullum does free pregnant ■•• seem like our type of guys! We not look like a duck or Kermit would love to meet you in the Frog—that picture Just and related person. wasn't his best side. counciling ® Mellon Bank M & F Anti- * * * Hey Kevin—do you HAVE a Mon-Fri 9.5 Sat 10-4 good side? Attend MELLON BANK's Call Collect 412-362-2920 PFES=ATION AT A:).17s.,an' HUNGRY? How about a covering career opportunit- ies with different depart- HEALTHY caramel or candled ap- ments of the ban:: ple? On sale after Molly Hatchet in the C.C. lobby. Support Allegheny THURSDAY NOV. 5, :9d'_ Transportation ADVERTISE IN THE CAMPUS!! 7 eM - a.. Hail Womens' Lacrosse. There's no better way to

FOF 5F7.:IORS WHO F:.:FL.7.7 I:: .;A:LAFf! spread the word about important rig _y recarmar2.e,' fcr tt'-^ ar. in tar.:.ing ,arc,rs. * * * events. Be sure to have ad requests in by the Saturday before publication. YOl !r_ST ST.PVICES, -=IS Hey Faggot- Thanx for a good (great) time * * * Sat. nite. I'm wearing a crash helmet next time I enter PDT. Am looking LOST: Khaki UTEX brand rain- forward to Molly Hatchet, by the jacket. Has hood, and Is missing way, who are you taking??? I'm buttons. If found, please call Sheryl, psyched . . . only 16 more days. 333-9717. OXOXOX, Kathleen W. * * * * * * Dear Ice Cream Man, Mollie-Lollie, How many ice cream runs do I think you are wonder- you think we will have to make this ful'''''' I can't think of a nicer weekend? I guess we should consider person to spend my terrifically ourselves lucky that the kid can be boring and wonderful senior year bought off so easily! (Am I an- with. Did I end that Sent ante vith a xious??!!) Saturday night at the preposition??? It is one o'clock in Tinton Falls Inn Is on me. And if we the morning, I gotta get outta here. don't go, maybe we should enroll In Journalism sucks. Thanks for the that refresher course, "What are walk Sunday, we certainly are Weekends For?!" morbid . .. Hey Pedro, necrophelia is in this year, maybe you should give It a try. Mollie, never again will I drink Kamikazes with you. Maybe your milk and cookies .':.;/". friends aren't into Dear Ladies, • 'ff.r..1.:1";1* . , -, ,,, , ,f, , i • . W.44.41".61.: like faggot thought . . . that was fun, Thank you for being such .,,,,,,.,,,..:,,,, ,,,,mav ..„,;„ ..„,,,,,,:.,,,,, .• good friends, but that's not what I but next time I'll stick to beer. Hey, ,;,,P' ',$0 came to college for. , /.::4,41** • , .. hearts this 4/ ..-:-.- • don't break any more C.D., D.B., P.F., J.C. !,1,. e- 4 , . r, 4$' . ' weekend' 11:/e S.F.L.L. mr Look at those legs!!! '4e40' • Just me