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Kenyon Collegian - May 4, 1939

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BRUCE BARNES Publication Date Changed RETURNS PILFERED EPISTLE lrMYflMON NINE WIN FIRST GAME OVER COACH PROVES PERTINENT The date of publication of TO TENNIS TEAM the CollciUin has been changed DENISON CREW IN TIGHT CONTEST i i i i from Thursday to Friday This Note Tin lt i diiovrr- Mlvrrtcinly Ll lvllone decision was made at a recent Visits College V I ln- Vl meeting of the editorial staff Cooke mvi- nrll stinat thiil the allnfl i- s It is considered in 1- advisable iKum r ft e Ioanes Pitches Five Hit

pnMisli 1 1 1 inmill view of the will en- To Work With Team il this wrrks Colk- gian litliii- fact that it sc wi feel ii K vlhiM ut able the CoUetjUin to contain a Game Fans Thirteen sliily vivil to nl an avcram Kills n- actinn tu more upto- date coverage of Contrary first reports Bruce a kniyim nivital Wc propose In inUrvHi- v his sports stories than was pos- Playing on hostile ground on a Open youK v at the cuiilusio- Doubles n Barnes Champion nt the dance sible in the past The change day cold enough to suggest foot- of the United States has returned Dear Jack of date refers only to the rest ball the Lords scored their first I of to coach Kenyons undefeated was so thrilled with your this year V w victory of the season over Deni- invitation to tennis team for a second season the dance on the son on Tuesday Scoring two runs 12th just to in one in year Im dying come a big third and adding Last Barnes team swept because Ive heard so much the ninth Kenyon won 3- 1 Mas- aside all competition and ulti- about your house- parties Jane HIGH SCHOOL MEN I terful pitching by Ioanes of Ken- mately won the team champions- was just telling me yon and Perry of Denison was the at the other hip the National Intercollegi- day about one last year She ENTER feature of the day ate tourney though Kenyon was up last spring you COMPETITION to know Winning his first game of the failed win either the singles I suppose I shouldnt say this season Ioanes allowed only five or doubles championship but she is getting so plump hits and struck out 13 Perry Barnes recently recovered from But there I go getting off the Approximately Forty- five pitching for Denison also allowed an operation comes to Kenyon subject Anyway she was tell- five hits but an error a walk and fresh from his victory in the ing me all about it I mean Students Compete two bunched hits combined to Open Doubles Championship- about how the fellows are so make for two Kenyon runs in the Teamed with Berkley Bell Barnes crazy and everything The Second Annual Contest for fourth inning In the ninth a sin- was crowned for the second con- I heard Glen Gray over the Kenyon Prize Scholarships If 1 gle by Parker and McCulloughs secutive year In singles com- KLUK the other night and he was second hit coupled with another is conducted last Saturday May petition the strain was a little too smooth All the girls at 1 Twenty- five men came to Gam- timely error gave Kenyon another much for the recent hospital in- home are mad about him be- bier from different parts run cause so of Ohio mate and he lost to Dick Skeen hes cute and every- to take the competitive examina- Ray Ioanes Denison bunched three of their Skeen went on to annex easily the thing They turned simply tions to lone green while approximately fifteen five hits score their tallv title which Barnes had held the with envy when they to twenty other prep in inning With this one found out school and the sixth year before I was coming up high school men cer- TAU KAPPA ALPHA exception Ioanes had the Denison just got to gathered at Barnes career has been one of Ive get his auto- tain designated cities and schools lads well in hand and was not in graph The girls will die if I throughout the country any sort of trouble the most remarkable in tennis his- do for the tory same purpose Detroit and Pon- ELECTS SIX MEN was im- There is only one fly The Kenyon team much in the tiac Michigan and Lake Placid in and made only Although Don Budge has re- ointment Mother wants me to proved the field cently been quoted as TATLOCK TO New York are but some of the two miscues The Denison team saying that SPEAK promise to get a lot of sleep cities where there are not more five men the Prize Scholarship booted five and timed them rather than while Im at Kenyon and I hear applicants convened Deer- Hawke McMullm Kopf support in the world who can while poorly Ioanes had better beat Barnes that the parties last awfully field Academy Lawrenceville some line at his best Barnes himself was AT COMMENCEMENT So than Perry and played late shes going to write School Howe and St Mil- McCleary Shafer And to his first never famous as an internationali- you a to Johns baseball earn himself little note take me itary Academy represented the victory st Before he was able to prove home early Im certainly look- Bakley Chosen congregating location for prep McNeil the Denison first base- himself as an amateur he was ing forward to the picnic and school men The scholarships napped up Noted English Scholar are man reached Ray for a double in by Tilden for the Til- Softball game on Saturday aft- offered to those men who in Tau Kappa Alpha is the only den Troupe and has been on ernoon the fourtn but it was his only hit tours Authority On Chaucer Ive been practicing a achieving the highest grade in asso- with Tilden and the pros lot with the G A A national forensic fraternity McCullough playing second for other thats their subject also surpass an arbi- of of- off and on ever since Barnes is the girls athletic association ciated with the National Associa- Kenyon tagged two Perrys Coming to trary standard established by the ferings for a pair of single to lead expected to stay for a month and Kenyon from Berk- here at school examiners tion of Honor Fraternities Messrs eley California Pro- Winners are entitled the Ken von hitters perhaps longer where he is Well Jack I see it is get- to four years tuition provided Dale Shafer Eric Hawke Newton fessor of English in the Univer- ting near my bedtime so Ill they Another visitor whose name is sity of California maintain a regular scholar- Bakely George McMullin and R hitting the headlines in Professor John close ship average throughout QUIT the tennis S P be com- the four D McCleary were elected into OLEARY TO alley is Tatlock will the With love years the expected to spend two mencement on morn- weeks speaker the BETTY fraternity BED at Kenyon as a guest of ing of June 19 HOSPITAL the college He is Elwood Cooke Mr Shaffer is the president of young tennis star from Portland Professor Tatlock has led a long Alpha Delta Phi the Hill Players The question on everyones lips and productive career as a scholar Kentucky Derby Oregon Cooke is one of the Alpha Pi Tau Elects the Dramatic Club and the Class the last week has been How is youngsters showi- of English and is a member of is my happy job to who have been of 39 He has debated for OLeary It ng a great brand of tennis in the several associations for research Officers For Next Year Elicits Comment the report that he is progressing South and must be and discussion of medieval and past three years on the varsity Hospital this winter modern English nicely at the Sanatarium counted in the picture whenever literature He team Mr Hawke is president of in Mt Vernon where he is con- has just completed a term Alpha Pi Tau fraternity held Middle ninc Cup or National ranking is as the their election officers lata By Donald Krone Kenyon a prominent mem valescing until such time that he president of the Modern Lan- lor ber of the Hill Players and of the mentioned Cooke who gained a Tuesday May 2 and elected the At Churchill Downs will be able to leave for his home National guages Association of America Louisville Dramatic Club a winner in the ranking in the first ten following men Ky on Saturday May 6 in Chicago last He A B some Kenyon Prize Oratorical Contest fall is a steady sure- fire received his and Ph President Arvid Laurila of the racing John is the sophomore who aided player D from Harvard from he fortunate gentry of Mr McMullin is the treasurer of who has beaten the best there Vice- President Edward Svec tne country win witness the b5th in the rescue work in the tragic and is always a threat went to the University of Michi- Recording Delta Tau Delta the business Secretary annual running of the Kentucky manager of the CoUajian and has fire at Lake Cornell early Sunday What with finest of Collegi- gan as a professor of English At Richard Warman Derby morning April 23 which cost one the Michigan he received an honorary debated on the varsity team for ate Amateur and Professional Correspondent Secretary Approximately of two young school teachers life Suf- degree of Litt D From 1915 to R John Wilson 50 the best the past years Mr Bakely tennis stars gathered together in threeye- on de- fering third degree burns it wasnt 1925 he taught at Leland- Stanford men replace Robert Aho arolds will fight it out has debated the freshman he Gambier the courts in Benson These over on de- known for several days whether University in California and in Svec Borges the mile and a quarter course bate squad and the varsity Oval should offer some mighty in Laurilla Hird and to fame and riches bate team last season would live or not His mother has teresting entertainment for the 1925 went to teach at Harvard respectively been a constant attendant at his where he remained until 1929 At Wiliam Woodwards colt Johnt- to nurse him back casual passer by Besides being town bedside helping that time he went to the Univer- and John Woolfs Technician to health interesting for the spectators the is seem to be the favorites with LAUDED DY presence two fine sity of California where he now El HONORS Monday night John said the pain of such players PLANS COMPLETE Chico and close be- should a professor of the department of Porters Mite from his injuries had subsided and provide Lewis- Reeder and English hind with low odds Co with kind of expert coach- at that University was anxious to get out of bed Ac- the professor has been very ac- Johnstown the long- striding son PROFESSOR CAIIALL ing which wins tennis matches The FOR MID- WEST cording to hospital authorities he tive in the organizations of his of Jamestown- Lafrance broke the will be able to leave for his home profession He has been an of- track record at Jamaica by run- this week- end which was cheering ficer and is now a member of the FLYING MEET ning one mile and seventy yards Seminar Work Superior news to the bed- ridden hero COAL 4- SHORTAGE Medieval Academy of America at 140 5 A few days later he Another cheering touch was and is a leading member of the won the Wood Memorial over the To Regular Pass System added when it became known that Association of Amer- same distance with 142 Herbert men NOW RELIEVED BY Philological Trophies To Be Awarded As the number of Kenyon John would not have any per- ica to name but a very few of the Woolfs Technician running mate who take advantage of the honors manent ill- effects from the in- societies with which he has been Saturday Night At of Lawrin winner of the 1938 system is somewhat smaller than cident which almost cost him his ONE TRUCK LOAD connected He is an author of derby is second choice to Johns- the number of men who are elig- life several books on Chaucer and has Conclave Steak Fry town He won the mile and an ible few men are acquainted with Questioned about his part in the gained considerable renown as a eighth Flamingo in Florida during the aims and the workings of the fire John remraked that the onlv result of his research into Chau- Battling for the glory of their the winter honors seminar which is the work thing he remembers is diving Coal Miners Suffer cers life and works He has respective flying clubs a score or A good long choice might be shop of the honors system The through a hole in the wall of the CO edited several editions of Chau- more of pilots will next Saturday Challedon who has had more dis- honors system attempts to segre- building which had been smashed As A F of L Secures Aid cers writngs and has done two vie for points in the Kenyon Col- tance experience than any of the gate the superior students from there by other Kenyon students modern language versions of the lege Flying Clubs third annual other derby hopefuls the average students in honor escape the fire Although no settlement has medieval poet He has also colla- Mid- West Air Meet seminars to accomplish two ends poetry an- to con- been reached in the C I O coal borated on a modern The meet will probably involve to allow the honors student miners strike a truckload of coal thology more pilots than ever before All SPENCER PREACHES centrate more intensively in his MARIAN ANDERSON was bin of Professor Tatlock is not only a thought to acurate estimate of the own field and to allow him to dumped into the coal own the early scholar of distinction and a leader number to be present is yet avail- work on his projects under college heating plant he TO FULL of his major profes- this week of research in this country but able conservative reports indicate CHAPEL the guidance TO APPEAR MAY 8TH is also a who has brought will Four- sor G teacher that at least 30 attend J Nell in charge of the subjects a lively en- in- sup- plant to difficult teen clubs in all have received The honors seminar may stated that this delivery now reflected in many Ken- Advocates Rule Of Life it may dan- thusiasm vitations these fourteen and plement the pass course or would remove any immediate teaching in many midwest- is always Community Club Presents ger load came of his students yon comprise the total be separate from it It of shortage The parts of the country Unlike many ern membership of the National The one way for the average small informal and intensive The Famous Colored Soprano from Coshocton the normal men of large scholarly achieve- Intercollegiate Flying Club college man or woman to solve the student is given the opportunity to source of supply but no mines have ments Mr Tatlock does not con- contestants will begin ar- problems of modern life is to adopt develop initiative in intellectual been The of opened up there The exact sider his teaching a chore to be riving Friday night and will fly some sort of a rule and to try to matters Consequently he gets as The Community Music Club origin of the coal is involved in Continued on Page 4 to get here live by it This was the theme benefit out of his work as Mt Vernon will crown its 1KiK- it a drive and ride trains much a pre- slight veil of obscurity but as is on the schedule for of Fr Spencers visit to the col he puts it When the seminar season Monday night with Registration into of one of known long as it burns the question is Saturday morning the contest be- lege on April 29 and 30 r r Spen meets a premium is put on sentation the best Picayune Smith Gerrish And lunch cer is a member of the Order of and intellectual and universally acclaimed singing ginning soon after thoughtfulness today a song The mines in Indiana under A Saturday afternoon if the The Holv Cross and the Rev Di curiosity The honors man dis- artists in the world F of L doing quite a business Laurilla Plan To good will be spent in rector of the Servants of Christ his studies and research recital by Marian Anderson are weather is cusses negro soprano na- as C O idle be four King a lay order for young professor and The received the I mines remain competition There will The problems with his recently when The re- Reserve men and women with a set rule student thus tionwide publicity Pennsylvania Railroad Enter events in all the four standard his fellow honors Die use of a con- cently to stove- coal col- meets They in com checking biased or incomplete she was refused reduced events for college air Fi Spencer has much by I A II lecting operate its en- Q Smith have paper straf- He is a The discussion follows cert hall owned the in order to E W Gerrish and are bomb dropping moi with Kenyon men treatments I A storm of or- College of interpre- hi Washington gines has recently placed an been accepted at the ing free approach and 360 degree young man a graduate of Williams key questions but new and der coal Reserve Uni- should occupy and particulars are often protest followed the action for 8000 carloads of Medicine of Western spot landings This College a school somewhat larger tations many of its prominent members It looks as if Indiana is going versity in Cleveland Both of them the entire afternoon thovgh very similar to Kenyon furnished by the men or by the to surgery H subsequently resigned including dispell any hopes of a short intend to specialize in In case of bad weather Satur- and received his B Litt from professor who guides the seminar Miss acepted at the off Sun- it New prob- Mrs Fiaklin I Roosevelt vacation Laurilla has been day the meet will be run Exeter College Oxford He has rather than leads scored a huge suc- Dentistry of Western widely on continent often arise to be solved or to Anderson later College of day morning traveled the lems cess in an outdoor concert ill Reserve For Saturday evening a steak before entering General Theologi remain unanswered provoking new Middle Kenyon Holds retiring presi- airport thought Fortunately Washington Mr Gerrish is the fry and beer party at the cal Seminary where he was a doubts and is not Miss the retir- By cooperat- seldom ends with the This Andersons Election Of Officers dent of Beta Theta Pi barbecue is planned classmate of Fr Barretts Fr a seminar appearance in Mt Vernon Pre- Med Club and vows with first ing president of the ing with the Misses Chard Spencer hopes to take his life bell but leaves the student years ago be- a member of Flyers have and new problems to She fang heie nine The following men were elected a lab assistant and Kimble the Kenyon in the order next fall new siants fore she had earned the wide of Phi Beta to obtain greater solve o office for 1939- 40 in Middle the Kenyon Chapter been able far Fr Spencer left Kenyon after recognition she now possesses At Kenyon Kappa provisions for the party than they his first visit to Ohio impressed Though the initial novelty of the won at their annual election vice- that time she had just the bekl 2 Mr Smith is the retiring might have otherwise campus and the stu honors system has worn off and in Tuesdav evening Mar fifth both bv the Lewisshon Stadium voice trials President Kopf president of Delta Tau Delta The live trophies will probably spending a day in though many different reasons may was brought George team Satur- dents After New York and she vic- man on the varsity tennis be awarded at the party New York he will go to St ran prevent eligible men from reading of a group ePresident David Feagans is made i here at the insistence Sec- yTreas Michener and has been active in dramatics rlav evening The award cis House the mother- house of the for honors all these things con- of colored people in Mt Vernon Robert a member of place gross Senior Council Charles McKinley Mr Laurilla is on a noint basis first Cowlev Fathers to attend the considered the honors seminar will Her concert then was to a half Alpha Pi Tau assistant head in five points second three secration of Fr Burton S S J E be successful as long as it stimu- Norman Reed comons and Continued on Page 4 at the college 4 I the Bishop Elect of Haiti lates thought and curiosity Executive Council Robert Myers waiter work Continued on Page George Devoe active in extra- curricular PAGE TWO KEN YON COLLEGIAN KENYON COLLEGIAN Letters to the Editor Founded In 1S1G WHY YES PANGO Editor of the Kenyon Collegian The Editor of The Collegian Published weekly during the col Kntr- fri in th Postoffice at good are smoky cigarettes College Kenyon College U- by of Voila shouts Pango excitedly What Kenyon Kiate year the students fimhi- r Ohio as Second Class room Oh Dear Sir K eny on College Matter in Pango asks in the class Gambier Ohio jumping up and down his chair on of Ohio College I say being the defensive Dear Sirs I take this opportunity to Member the PRe3tN7EO OR nation l advertising iy and pounding the table with his an again they quiet me nerves mey Last Sunday after Chapel Fr plaud Mr Sawyers action at National AdvertismgService Inc Sure I say looking Let up and light din hands voila relax the mind Barrett the College Chaplain nei last Snuday Mr Sawyer hi For subscriptions and Advertls ColUgt Publishers kepresentativt up from my French dictionary a I add Thats conducive the entrancing roll of vindicator r- Episcopalian in Ace address the Business 420 Madison Ave New York N Y to learning things asks Pango gathered some of the displayed well the Ohio Chicago where I find voila means look casual intell- Manager Cambier Boston los anoclcs San Francisco in eye Ab- to pre- C with a twinkle his undergraduates together igv of the average senior j there and what do I see forcefully do a solutely I say how sent a problem to them Accord- the action was spontaneous SubMrlptlon Two Dollars O you see any- and y- Hah says Pango the you expect a fellow to learn not superintended I ir in advance MJSrifrrMt vrI1 ing to Fr Barrett the Episcopal predict a beau- latest scientific discovery of the thing when hes worrying about of tiful future for him in any happened his allowance Church Missions is in need ni hour Sure I say in a monotone whats financial help some 30000 Fr he may not enter Otherwise l 1938 Member 1939 hasnt come yet of why his predict the same thing noticing nothing more than a lot more often Barretts plea was for help from girl doesnt write Several Lest I appear too derisive I Ptoocided GbIlc6ialG Press of green looking stuff and some the undergraduate body has Thats a side I didnt think of suggestions were offered at the tor In txlrl H- int Hio voonltc you see cigarette papers but what is it admits Pango There I time but it seemed to me that display were unexpectedly success- I much of Theodore S Cobboy Jr 40 Hah says Pango proudly its a say And dont think they completely missed the point fa in encouraging singing in the Editor it now either adds Pango No Donald Young 4 Associate Editor smokeless cigarette Hmmm I I vender sometimes how many Commons Countless of underpriv- 1 on little Wayne Borges 4 I say taking pity Pangos o- iledged seniors immediately ran to Sports Kditor comment whats it good for Good I your in- of v realize to whom we are H I McCleary Ml enterprise dont think College I be- tK air of Mr Sawyer emittin Assistant Editor for asks Pango shocked good for of a smokeless cigarette bbgeu for Kenyon Haliock Hoffman 41 vention tnat we all the existence spiritous and voluble volleys of Assistant Editor will ever amount to anything big lieve take of Why he continues its good for of Kenyan too much for granted song In view this I am in- BUSINESS STAKE to my George W McMnllin 40 its aw I dont know what Ho ho says Pango wait till We pass through our College years clined revise original opin- Business Manager I watch my ion In I change it 41 use in get going and then of Philander Chase and let fact Fo- diehard Shepherd Circulation Manager its good for but its for ever since been siigin rtunately it Bud Listug 41 smoke And Ive it o ar that Little do we realize doesnt make much dif- Sophomore Advertising Manager class rooms If they dont repeal watching ference Seriously speaking William Cuthbert 42 Advertising Manager the smoking regulations that without the help of the Epis- ifs copl Church Fhilander Chase apparent that the seniors along Now I admit youve got some- would never have achieved his with Mr Sawyer are quite capable thing there but lets see it work FACULTY COMMENT hopes and ambitions But Bishop to direct the singing Singing Shows Improvement Hokay says Pango switching into Chase was only the beginning Yours truly cockney dialect here hit his And Episcopal Somewhat Editorials being what they are and college newspapers being Since his time the Confused after some difficulty in rolling the ON MAY DANCE Church has given generously to what they are it is seldom that editorial writers have the oppor- green stuulf into a paper he calm- the construction of the Kenyon tunity to see their words having any effect But last Sunday the ly puts it into his mouth There we know today The Episcopal Results of the Collegian singing in the commons which has been the subject of some rather he says hows that Chalmers Burner and Church has been the backbone smoking poll which was di- severe criticisms in this column of late was tremendously improved But I remonstrate you didnt Wax Witty upon which Kenyon has been able stributed last week are now be- light it So says Pango why Others to climb her ladder of success ing compiled Early and has been better for the last three or four weeks Rare indeed returns should I light a smokeless cigar- has given to show an overwhelming ma- was the recognition of the Thus the Church efforts of the editors when the members ette It wouldnt burn anyway With the May Dance just a few Kenyon What has Kenyon given jority in favor of smoking in of the senior table accorded a singular honor to one of them by ask- This green stuff is dyed asbestos days away the faculty extends its in return Very little in com- classes The final results will ing him to lead the commons in a song We hasten to What the devil I say what the spontaneous greetings opinions parison and ow we have a chace appear in next weeks Colleg- extend our and witticisms to the men of Ken- sincerest thanks for the honor and for devil I dont know answers to show our gratitude We can ian the recent superior quality Pango I know everything yon of the singing dont help the Episcopal Church in this What goods a cigarette like that Dr Chalmers remarked congen- period of crisis as it has helped anyway I ask what goods it if ially I hope that I shall see a us in the past L C PENN you cant smoke it Ah says new dance which I have never But what can 300 Kenyon men Pango with dramatic deliberation seen before this dance week- end Concerning Spring House Cleaning do to raise 300000 We certain- Mount Vernons Only Music Store in its smokelessness lie its very Dr Ashford when interviewed ly cant do it all but we can do virtues Name ten virtues off- in the coffee shop confided The our share That is all that is We Sell All Kinds of This week we turn our attention the part of the janitor to clean hand I not thinking he can a wonderful to perennial ask May dance is thing asked of us The question is then BAND and ORCHESTRA a readjustment that the room was due to the fact that do it For use in class rooms it I it ought to be con- manifests itself every spring occupants think that how shall we raise this share We the of the room were is unparalleled in its effect says tinued forever But thank God could have a benefit beer party MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS spring house cleaning To millions not up when he came to clean I It Pango imagine I say Thus that it only comes once a year or we could raffle off a case of We Repair and Tune Up All of housewives the world around it is impossible to change a persons continues Pango the professor can- Dr Burner remarked I am we represents the time to beat rugs sleeping scotch But that is where miss habits especially when it not detect a trace of smoke Hear glad that the Casa Loma Orches- the point We should be willing Musical Instruments wash the curtains and perform involves only a matter of getting I not up many hear emit It does burn tra is coming and I hope that to give according to our individual Also We Upholster Repair and other domestic practices a room cleaned but still there is says Pango hence it can be used they wont forget to invite the The end result is that spring is a ability without having to be satisfactory solution we feel If over and over And then sold secon- faculty tempted by some sort of personal Refinish Furniture welcomed in an impeccable house- each division dhand would make a chart to Doc I suppose I say return We already have re- RECORDS hold where the immaculateness of of the rising ten- Dr MacNeiles only statement that PHONOGRAPH hours of their with a snort And continues Pango any turn in Kenyon College There- white flannels is not to be endan- ants be- was I dont have remarks AND NEEDLES the janitor would know it satisfies the smoker as well as fore suggest some ap- gered This annual procedure is forehand what rooms were going I dqnt observe the dance week- I that at the non- smoker Why I ask And end pointed time in Chapel or after centuries old and probably repre- to be vacant the earliest and could says Pango it conveys no nicotine sents an indefatigable atavism in Dr Larwill waxed poetic over dinner some evening we as the revise his schedule accordingly to the user it leaves no ashes it whole body of give human beings Any deficiency in The maintenance department has the occasion undergraduates JAMMERONS requires no matches it doesnt burn May The May Dance be tops each man according to his ability regard to this ritual provokes a endorsed this suggestion and is the furniture it cant be righteous clamor and well intended cooperate And may June bring no flops toward a fund that will represent willing to in its opera- Hold on I beg him good our sense profanity tion The janitors also feel what Dr Palmer wished to advise his true of obligation to the Cleaning and Pressing that is it if you smoke it is stu- Episcopal Church Kenyon is clamoring And in it would enable them to clean all cant what colleagues Dont look like a I want to know What good is it dent wear a tuxedo Most sincerely one instance the dean was clamor- the rooms required more effective- if you can Pango ly passes sug- smoke it asks Fr Barretts only remark was Phil Porter Jr 40 Gambier Ohio ing In view of this the Collegian The Collegian this aids digestion I reply it speeds feels justified in doing a little gestion on to the It a surprised Oh is that thing students up the heart beat it rests tired coming again clamoring editorially Last of all when a student feels nerves Why away there in I ask carried In investigating the janitorial that has been laxity the by my own vords havent you service of the college in view of cleaning of his room or if there is a lately MATHAMETICS CLASS any dissatisfaction in this regard tried finding the causitive factors for Look says Pango mildly these TO TWO IMPORTANT DATES the present clamoring and dis- at all he immediately informs the TRAVELS COLUMBUS janitor If this plan is carried out are for use in class rooms Now satisfaction we walked in on a you tell me why smoky cigarettes MAY 12 GLEN GRAY scene already in the last rounds the janitor will become acquainted The members of Dr Burners with the various demands of those are better than these smokeless Mathematics of Life Insurance MAY 14 MOTHERS DAY One janitors job was being ser- foi whom he works can ones in class rooms Well I hesi- iously imperiled One division had and better class visited the home offices of attend to their wants Further- tate they act toward knowledge The Ohio Life Insurance Company See JIM LOGAN our representative for your corsage received a sharp rebuke from the more a procedure type as the saliva juice acts on food in administration And generally of this Columbus Tuesday afternoon would insure better cooperation They act as the softeners of the May 2 Here they were taken on speaking there was a popular harder substances hegira to maintenance department between the student and the jani- an inspection tour of all the de- tor a factor that will solve al- Hah laughs Pango if the smoke partments For the past eight Flower Store offices with complaints At first most any difficulty in room clean- fog the substances Sharps the problem seemed insoluble and doesnt harder years The Ohio Life Insurance up that may arise of knowledge it softens them right Company has played host to Ken- we were prepared to lay the In out of your causes stoically at the feet of the recommending this plan the head yon students Collegian en- se- realizes that it is Thats unfair I say hastily repression which has made a couraging student supervision over your proof Hokay says v vere cut in the maintenance budget wheres v i necessary i function that is primarily one Pango what good are they besides of administration and maintenance taking your mind away from your But on further investigation we Nevertheless it portends to offer a found and reviewed some addition- work Well but they dont do that solution that in our opinion could I say huffily wheres your proof al facts which indicate that the not be effected otherwise without All says trouble may not be hopeless right Pango if they dont an attendant disbursement of take your mind off your work what Kirst of all student complaints funds Next year it is quite pos- ood are they What good are concern the cleaning of the bed- sible according to the latest re- what I counter forgetting in my rooms primarily none of them ap- ports that an additional fee will momentary confusion what were parently were directed toward the be added to the students bill to talking about halls study rooms or lavatories solve the problem of janitorial serv- Here in many cases the failure on ice permanently a flash in the old pan Were taking this column out u- oop a tumbler full of newly- of the moth- balls just to prove hatched fry f I IT DOESNT TAKE v that the other campi still cut up The most rcrcnt fad started by They still put cattle in the inner those demon pace- setters at Har- ANY STUDY TO CATCH ON TO sancta sanctorum of the sages vard is to dress in female clothing A TRULY DELICIOUS w and there is no end to their little aid win the hoop- rolling contest ef Xl THIS SWELL COMBINATION ditties on the co- ed From time at Wcllcsley this to be followed COLA DRINK tl J to time we will also embalm a few mmcdiately by a swift flight into OF MILDNESS AND of the more serious aspects of life he pond whih is conveniently THAT PEPS YOU UP 4V among the foreigners and lay lose This pastime was recently Y 4 4473 RICH RIPE TASTE them most reverently herein nuuguratcd by E C Read of said any Ffl i mean Rather than bore ourselves institution Oh those Harvard further we will now proceed to playboys NiK the dirt i RlNCE ALBERT From tlie Realms of Hither Math Fishy fishy in the brook Xavier U News reports that ftfritA f J Pop will 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gulped a recording of als atmospheric carbon dioxide BCERBETJ burning and the joy of easy drawing Sound pretty Heaven v Can Wait and Sunrise legumine- derived nitrogene photo- good Well the propositions better yet for you can Serenade piecemeal of course synthetic energy and the inherent try Prince Albert at our risk A we take gladly washing it down with three pints properties of life of course silly SIX 12 OZBOTTLhb risk of milk followed not so quickly last seen in The Manitnu Mes- for theres no other tobacco like it by one- half of another record senger Time HL records in one hour Incredible NOW and five minutes lk A Result I feel fine lud now our Favorite AVAILABLE IN Net Gain at press time Smoke 20 fragrant pipefuls of Prince Albert Ten Wabbits have such funny faces If you dont find it the mellowest tastiest bucks Donationl Their private lives is just EASYTOC- ARRY pipe tobacco you ever smoked return the pocket tin with the rest of the tobacco in it disgwuces to The latest returns in goldfish OOd be us at any time within a month from this shocked if oo but knew HOME CARTON date and we will refund full purchase price THE NATIONAL JOY SMOKE eating by the way indicate a The awful fings that wabbits do plus postage slight lead held by a smarty- pants And too Signed R J Reynolds Tobacco Company often pipefuls of fragrant tobacco in every who devoured S000 at one fell Oberlin Review Winston- Salem North Carolina 50 handy pocket tin of Prince Albert KFNYON COLLFG I A N west PAGE THREE will set clown at Port Ken- BACK STOPS yon and endeavor to carry BASEBALL drives in the court some very awav CAPITOL CINDERMEN STANDINGS he won hand- nice looking t10phk ily in straight sets FACULTY SCREENS HV JOHN ALAN GOLDSMITH which are indicative OF INTRAMURAL LEAGUE Quentin of supremacy Smith a m midwestern air The Kenyon newcomer to the net AS FLIES EMERGE K looks WIN OVER KENYON like tho Golf team is earn is yet untried but it West Wing 2 0 1000 team displays a steady well- sot to crowd tho would all Tonnis team lW HUn ncc looi Middle Leonard 2 0 1000 rounded game which lacks the By JOHN KLLIS in that soloot eirelo of unclofonled mg trophies and South 1 the Kcnvnn lit Leonard 1000 speed and flash of Reeders game Some of the faculty have re- warriors To dale tho pollers ers have boeomo Ui 1 show nfvn Easy Victory Sweep Five Middle Hannah 500 but has been very in every sijfM of reaching mat Val- to them effective the ceived the warnings of Spring The Across the tracks high North Hannah 1 500 three matches in which he halla whore defeats are taboo school tennis n Of has season has returned with an- It stars ivv clii over Six Running Events East Wing 0 000 played Smith was forced to three its hasnt even been toujjh as yet for the state will h mmnin r Middle Kenyon 0 tor- 000 sets to win taking his match 6- 2 noying element of pests Our the tippU knoekers and it appeals tiophies which are South Hannah 0 2- ij 6- 1 just as stun- Due to superior strength in 000 Holt and Amato were menting friends the flies bees and that golf is definitely on tho up- ning Thirty- two boys the North eLonard 0 000 will be do- dashes and distances surprised by their opponents in bugs have appeared again to swing here at Kenyon As always ing their best for nim the Kenyon Does not include last nights the number two doubles is a in over thin- match haunt us Dean Hoag has there nigger tho woodpiie the state Last year clads fell before the Capital games 0- 4 7- noticed tourney this and were defeated 5 Lewis The nubian in the Golfers fuel produced some good ten- tracksters in a dual meet and Reeder rated by many the ugly customers The result l- last the pile may prove to be the boys nis nnH tho ioll tu year is Jjust Friday 4S- 89 best intercollegiate doubles team has been that Al Goodale has from Toledo U who have turned as good TENNIS MEN ANNEX in Capital managed to the country brushed Witten- remedied the situation by screen- in a couple of sensational scores make a burg from the court by employ- ing the Hoag residence In addi- on their home course Unfortun- clean sweep of the dashes taking- 54TH WINS ing a dazzling net game Losing ately the Conference moot is GOLF TEAM WINS all places in the 100 yard dash 55TII only one match Kenvon triumphed tion Dr Santee saw a fly Yes- there and piling up firsts and seconds 6- 1 terday Bruce Ecthwell answered By Dr Santees plea for protection in most of the other dashes and an identical score Kenyon Notes from the score book In THREE IN ROW WittenburgWoosterNipped defeated Wooster Monday by barricading all the portals of games middle distances Thus Capital night three full the Kenyon ball Conference Champs Win By Again the five singles matches the Santee home With such club has chalked up the following- swept eight firsts led by their star were mostly swept with ease But action occurring about the hill one record We make no comment Kent Oberlin And Akron field and distance man Lundberg Identical Scores 6- 1 6- 1 Holt and Amato although im- should realize that Spring has Simply draw your own conclu- a senior proving as a doubles combine were come at last So fling open all Eight runs op- windows and absorb the sions against Suppressed As Team Continuing forced to taste defeat vernal ponents liiteen Seventeen hits to Due to bad weather the team the drive for the splendor opponents twenty- two Ten er- Bids For Ohio Title has not ronuded into shape as was Ohio Conference Tennis Cham- The University of Wisconsin rors to opponents eleven Most expected This lack of condition pionship and annexing the fifty Daily Cardinal was the first col- of important course one won and by Wayne shows up in all events but most fourth and fifth straight victories lege newspaper to set its type on two lost By the way Ioanes Borges the Kenyon Tennis team defeated Remember Mother and Taking of all in the a linotype machine Griffin have struck out no less Kent State Oberlin and distance races The Wooster and Wittenburg last forty- two Akron University 12- 0 7- 5 1- Kenyon team is showing marked week than batters or not quite 6Iu a A University of Texas instruc- ON MAY 14 one and a per total of three wins out of improvement in half inning three matches the field events The team is now composed of tor has devised a process to The team fighti- the Kenyon golf Morey track has been quartet is well as evidenced by the fact that the Lewis at number one spot photograph mathematically the ng along and seems to on the way to what in destined promises to be Purple swept all places in the high Tex Reeder number two Chuck atom With Our Delicious end their season with a the best season for Amato number three and Shep better golf that the hill has ever jump Puffer than average record It becomes seen taking first place Holt and Quentin Smith at num- Wayne Coached by Charlie Lord the clearing University has received evident that but for the loss of men the bar at five feet five ber four and five Smith has re- a special grant to CANDIES are out to better last years placed finance research several runners by doctors orders team by inches Roy Olds in the last three into the causes and this might have climbing from second matches treatment of been one of the place in the Ohio Dick Olin led the Kenyon cin- peptic ulcers best track teams ever Rudy Kut- Conference to the top position Not dermen by one The Wittenburg match held last ler is pleased with the work of satisfied with taking first and Drugs only first place they are shooting three seconds for a total of four- Saturday afforded little opposition The first organized dental Millers Cut Rate several of his sophomores and at on undefeated teen points for the powerful Lords Lewis and school in Dick Olin is an asset to the team season Ten wins Puffer was next with the world is now a part Mt out of twelve starts are as sure ten points taking two firsts Reeder brushed their opponents of the University of Marlyand Vernon Ohio by virtue of his versatility alone as taxes off the court in simple fashion in and especially as to heaving the The team looks spotty and there straight sets Amato and Holt A From all opinions gathered they is not enough reserve strength to weights couple of good sprint- can do it is galloped through their singles op- be It the best golf make it a really great track team ponents ers would a helpful thing to team that Kenyon has ever also Amato is showing have around and Rudy is doing- had Kutler is looking to Olin and great improvement quoth Rudy pro- over his last LEES LUNCH his very to develop Kutler before Kaufman to bear the burden best some of ceeding to reminisce over Ken- of years form and controlling both the field events In Kut- Al- his sophomore talent along those yons green- heroes of the past addition his forehand and backhand NO BEER JUST GOOD FOOD lines Nelson Dawes ler names Mast Brown Ray though Shep Holt is experiencing Marty Stevens and Browning as the some trouble hitting his stride and ACROSS FROM DOWDS- RUDIN When this department stated Continued to page 4 most promising men on the team still has some trouble keeping his last week that Bruce Barnes would not return we did so in all good faith and on a good author- FOUNDED IN MOUNT VERNON OHIO IN 1869 ity The fact that he has returned STONES GRILL E I g is not making anyone unhappy Corsages for May Dance least of all your scribe On his Hi Oil return Mr Barnes expressed him- Fine Food self as g- lad to be back at Ken- Large assortment available Hi Mi yon among He also i 11 Mi friends IB Hi brought news that Bobby Riggs HI See Richard G Shepard Our Representitive la top ranking tennis player in the Beer Liquor Hi HI Hi Hi foi on the hill U S may come down to spend HI a few days at Kenyon If he does IB la the courts foot of the hill QUALITY THE RINGWALT POLICY Hi Hi at the m Hi on tinge And Wine M will take a Forest Hills f Williams Flower Shop Lai ten- HI la and some of the worlds best Hi nis will be there for the 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KENYONjMEL- MEN w I sr 4 NA V W 0 Learish Yields Five Hits Fans Twelve Men Touching Griffin and McDowell wrm CAMEL for Otterbein tTSipmJiip thirteen hits the b that baseball club found the Lords a UR- LIGHl UF soft touch in a game played on you Benson Field on Saturday The COULD POSE FOR the VT Kenyon team was held under spell of Learish the Otterbein pitcher until the end garnering but five hits The final score was V A PICTURE OF Otterbein 9 Kenyon 2 Learish was the Frank Merri- ciC well day striking out s of the fKi twelve and getting two hits in his HAPpy four times at bat One of his hits r- j was a double Kenyon scored in the first and fourth but they were i 3S 4L V held in check and could not start SMOKING a rally I Griffin was effective in the early innings but could not match Leaiish in the number of hits he allowed He did strike out four- A r W j teen hitters before giving way to 4 Ivy McDowell in the seventh

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