FRIDAY,NOV. 9, 1951 THEUNIVERSITYSIGNAL PAGEFIVE Dick Hatch Who Threw What in Fats' Well.

Never one to hide its head in the sand like the well-known Austra- - lian escapist, the Signal always has its eyes open for progress. With this thought in mind we followed closely the bad whisky Second Greatest plague that has been killing off back alley bourbon tippJ~rs here in the proportions of a natural catastrophe. Dewey Scarboro, halfback on the mighty Golden WE BELIEVE THE MINIONS of the law could have prevented the Tornado of many years ago, and shocking disaster had they been more diligent. But if they are going now of Decatur, brought the leg- to let the potent brew continue to flow freely into Atlanta anyhow, endary Indian, Joe Guyon, by to why use it to kill off folks on our side. Let's put the stuff up in vod- see me this week and I spent a ka bottles and/save it as a secret weapon for the Russians. in Atlanta and vicinity too short two hours listening to them re-live -the fabled exploits Boys, that stuff is really powerful. We could really pickle the of the "second best football play- hammer and sickle with it. One sip and old Joe couldn't yell about er of all times." us Capitalistic warmongers anymore. He would probably lapse into Wake Up and Smile

Joe, who plays two years on a red tinged coma and yell, "The Kremlin's full of gremlins!" .the Carlisle Indian team with the with Dick Granville best football player of all times, THEY SAY THAT "FATS" HARDY and his pals made the whisky Every Morning From 6 To 8 , was in town this out of well water. What we want to'know is who threw what in the week as 'a guest of Dewey. Joe well. WBGE- 1340 On Your Dial!! now works for the Air Force at Tinker field in , but he all yelled. still lives in' the fabulous football "JIM KICKED from a real low days soon after the turn of the contact, only about two feet from Real Hickory-Smoked, Pit-Cooked Bar-B-Q 20th Century. the ground. He kicked ,that Southern Style Brunswick Stew The big Chippewa redskin has from behind our goal and it sky- COXMUSICSHOP SAMSALTZMAN an Indian name (which I can't rocketed. The Bear safety man Latest With The Hits On SS Edgewood Ave., S. E. even attempt to repeat) but he knew Jim could kick. He was told a story about how he got back on his own 35. The ball went DECCA,RCA.VICTOR, the name "Guyon." Reared among over his head and bounced out COLUMBIAAND the fello~s of his tribe on a res- on the Bear three yard line." CAPITOL ervation in Minnesota, Joe BJt- "But let me tell you what Joe VOICE AND PIANO tended the Indian high school did in the Vanderbilt game back RECORDINGS ,there. "For Excellent Food in ...• , SHEETMUSIC "THE TEACHER used to send It was Dewey Scarboro again STOP me out on errands," said Joe, "and 161 Peachtree Street and I was off on another tale MAin 2378 you know, I was always wrestling during the most enjoyable two At 'Pop' Johnston's Place" with the other boys when Td get hours I've ever spent, out." This one time, said Joe gninning, he was wrestling with a kid and had the boy down. The teacher came looking for Joe when he didn't return from the errand and seeing 'him on top of the other boy yelled, "Hey, get I that guy on there." BeHappy~ "From then on I was tagged Guyon," he said.. .!. Many people who saw Tech's ""- • great Golden Wave devestate the South will tell you Guyon was LUCK'ES Jf;'::::::::::t:b the greatest football player ever. Dewey Scarboro says it was im- possible to knock him off his feet TASTE BErrER ! if he really didn't want to be knocked. And he points out that I Joe is one of the fastest men who It takes fine tobacco to give you a better- ever lived, not to mention the tasting cigarette. And Lucky Strike greatest blocker, a vicious tack- ler and a terrific . He was means fine tobacco. But it takes some- an All-American tackle at Car- lisle and an All-American half- thing else, too-superior workmanship. back at Tech. You get fine, light, mild tobacco in the But Joe himself will tell you there is no equal for Jim Thorpe bet ter-made cigarette. That's why with whom he played at Carlisle Luckies taste better. So. Be Happy-Go and later with the canton Bull- dogs, the great pro team. Lucky! Get a carton todayl HE RECALLS the time when Canton was playing the Chicago Bears. Canton had beaten them ,three times in a row and the Bears, with as captain, were out to get the Bull- dogs. They we!e playing in a baseball park in Chicago and Joe said at one end of the field, there was a fairly steep incline near the goal line. He said whenever one team was forced to punt from this incline, they would ask their opponents to "lend" them enough yardage to get on level ground and then subtract the borrowed yardage from the distance of the punt. "Halas has asked Jim to let him borrow some yards lots of times when he was in the hole," said Joe. "'Jim was soft-hearted, a real sportsman. He never turned 'em down. They had us backed up to the goal and so Jim asked Halas to lend him some yards. 'Hell no,' said Halas. "Jim was really mad. When we went back to the huddle Jim said, 'Boys, can you hold them while I kick out of here.' 'Hell yes,' we STUDENTS' Let's go! We want your jin- gles!We're ready and willing TUX or JAILS and eager to pay you $25 for Rent or Sale every jingle we use. Send as Call DE. 2368 many jingles as you like to ~;:::~~':'~";''';'_;J Happy-Go-Lucky, P.O. Box MEN1S WEAR 67, New York 46, N. Y.

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