RETIRED POLICEMAN. 92 Talks On Christmas Drunks By JOHN STEELE In 1906, he arrived in and He tumbled off the car and rolled asleep on a sidewalk outside of a that they were the culprits. The How does one interview a 92- stSrted work with the City police; down Dundas Street before coming house. The half-empty whisky desk sergeant explained that a year-old, former motorcycle police conditions for a rookie officer at to a stop; face down in the middle bottle beside him. woman had phoned to complain I officer? The answer was relatively that time were not ideal. A con- of the road. Mr. Dickinson said he An attempt was made to awaken about a drunken stranger she simple: I turned on my tape stable's pay cheque for one month thought surely the man had the person but he refused to found fast asleep on her bed with a recorder, sat back, and listened. amounted to oidy $54.25, minus perished in his fall; running over to budge; a young boy rushed up and whisky bottle beside him. He George Fredrich Dickinson is deductions and he was forced to him he turned him upright and told the policemen that the poor commented that "the child made just one of the 125 guests ex- work an entire year before he was exclaimed, "good gracious man, fellow lived in a near-by house. an honest mistake and that police pected to attend Humber's annual allowed a day off. what ever made you do that." The George knocked on the door, but no officers sometimes do too." Senior Citizens' Christinas dinner Mechanization came to the Cockney, in his best inebriated one was at home; they found a Mr. Dickinson was present at on December 19. The entire Toronto police force in 1912 when a accent replied, "gor blimey of- window that could be opened and last year's Senior Citizens party at evening is being sponsored by group of four motorcyclists were ficer, don't you get excited, I gently lifted the man through it. the College and said "it was the Humber College's second year used to curb Metro's ever in- always get off like that." Once insided they deposited the best party he had been at that public relations' class. creasing traffic problem. Mr. Mr. Dickinson's ability to recite lush on a bed and left his whisky year." Other members of George's Mr. Dickinson, a lively articulate Dickinson is the only surviving poetry is quite remarkable when bottle close at hand and then left club told me how much they were man, was bom on September 12, member of that first motorcycle you consider that some of it was the house and continued on their looking forward to this year's 1880 in a small village in Lin- squad. The maximum speed limit written well over 70 years ago. He beat. party. With characters like George colnshire County, England. At in Toronto at that time was 15 promised us that this year he Later on that night they returned Fredrich Dickinson and other ttie age of nine, after only two miles-per-hour and Mr. Dickinson would recite some poetry for this to meet the wrath of their sergeant equally colorful members of the years of formal education he set claims that he could run faster year's Christmas party. who asked them if they had indeed Albion Gardens Senior Citizens out to assist his father in the brick- then his vehicle was allowed to Senior citizens love to entertain left a man inside a house that Club, this year's party looks like a building industry. In a time when travel. themselves when at social night. The two officers admitted sure success. machines were imheard of, young With ahnost unbelievable recall gatherings and if Mr. Dickinson's George made well over 700,000 he talked of making his first poetry is any criterion, it will be a bricks by hand by the time he was arrest: A young Englii^ man, after very entertaining evening. 22. visiting a local pub was travelling On the subject of Christmas, Brick-making and George parted down Bathurst Street on the rear of George related to us his first company when he joined the a street car. He wished to get off at Christmas eve on the beat: All Lincolnshire police force in 1902. Dundas, but was unable to draw officers had been ordered to get the This started his 40-year career the attention of the driver to stop drunks home if at all possible. with various law enforcement the car. The car reached Dundas George and his fellow officer, agencies both in England and and the young man decided to came across a man who had too Toronto. jump from the fast-moving trolley. much to drink and was lying fast

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TOWN HOUSE PROPOSAL New housing plan

(Photo by Joe Miller) may accomodate students George Dickinson, one of the guests who will attend the Senior Citizens' Party, December 19, spoke with amazing recall of his 40-year law- ByBILLLmSTONE to discuss development plans for Mr. Macpherson cahned the enforcement career. Areas near the College scheduled Planning District Oa. Humber is fears of the Board by saying that for townhouses or apartments situated in the middle of the the lot opposite the hospital was could be developed for student district. zoned for offices and small stores. housing. Ian Macpherson, Director No shopping complex of any size College unions of Planning for the Borough of has been planned for Humber's The Board of Governors is Etobicoke suggested that the immediate area. concerned over land allocated for Housing CoriK)ration could townhouses along Humber College When asked if the Borough could assist in providing such housing. Boulevard, directly in front of the make provisions for student ask for College. They also questioned the housing, Mr, Macpherson said "I Mr. Macpherson made this use of a section of land opposite the think we can use a certain amount suggestion at a meeting of Etobicoke General Hospital, which of influence ... to msure that of policy members the administration is commercial. There had autonomy zoned as these goals are met. I don't see that and the Board of Governors on been rumors of a shopping centre they are inconsistent with the By CHRIS JACKSON discuss any decision with the December 8. The meeting was held being constructed there. interests of the developers." The 22 presidents of student presidents at the next joint unions in Ontario community meeting in April. One area mentioned as a possible » •.•.•_< colleges have asked the Student Although the Council of Regents :.:.:.:.:.:.:-::::S:::::::::x:S:S?S:™^^^ site for student housing is north '.v.' Affairs Conmiittee of the Council of cannot order the Boards of < • • < west of the College on the far side Regents for a uniform policy on Governors to accept the resolution, of the football field. Other areas v.*. student autonomy. the SU presidents hope that after zoned for apartments are on the ..v.'.v. The request came in a resolution considering the resolution, the Inside This Issue •.V, west bank of the Humber river, • • • presented to the committee when it Council will inake a strong opposite the College. to to accept •.V,'.V. met with the presidents at Queen's suggestion the Boards development around Park, December 1. The Council of the resolution. • • • Land A Humber student explains why it is difficult for her to get •.V, Humber is seen by Mr. Mao^ Regents is the top poUcy-making •.V,•v. The meeting was also informed ••v,•v. into the Christmas mood. See page 4. •• • pherson as a reflection of the body of the community college *.'.: .V. of a draft of 14 suggestions com- • •••I •.V,.V. compelling demand for ac- system. •.V,.V. piled by SU officials from I • • fifty thousand The Student Affairs Conmiittee commodation by the Algonquin, Centennial, St. to Toronto council is its liaison with Several students comment on what Christmas means to people who move each of the Lawrence and Humber colleges, year." student governments of the them in a COVEN opinion poll. See page 5. proposing changes in the Ontario Cities like Toronto are "just too province. Student Awards Program. damn big and have too many The resolution asks the Boards of people to have an effective and Governors of each college to assist Some of the proposed changes holiday A special fashion article spotlights the latest in livable community" said Mr. in the collection of SU fees but to are the lowering of the age of m- the evening, wear. See page 6. Macpherson. He went on, saying leave student government in the dependence, changing that in time areas like Toronto will hands of elected student officials. definition of independence to in- be decentralized, but until then it At this time each student clude unmarried as well as for the married students at the age of Over 500 staff members and their cliildren attended would be "damn silly not to realize government must hope the need for accommodation, and sympathy of its Board of Gover- independence and lowering the Humber's annual Christmas Party last Saturday. See page the economic resources of the nors in respect to autonomy. amount of loans from $800. to $600. v.*. v.*. 7. .•.V people who need it." Mr. Whittingham, a member of thus raising the grants by $200. v.*. •.v. • •.Vc• t • • •_ The two major land holders in the SAC assured the 22 presidents The draft of the suggestions is in the mail and should be in the v.*. the District 9a area are Victoria the Council of Regents would now Wood Development and Fini consider the resolution at its next hands of the Council Of Regents in • • • >•••• •••• ••••••• •••••••••••••• • I • • •«•••••••••••••••• • ••••9 f - - «•••••••••••••••- • • • ••• • • ••-•-•*•*•.•.* • •• •• •••• • ••!•• •• ••••••••••••••• Corporation. in January and would time for their January meeting. >.*.*.* * * ) •• •••••••' meeting

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Page 2 COVEN, Friday, December 15, 1972 THE SPENDING FREEZE Overcrowding to get worse ByBRUNMcLAIN Mr. Home said the government's southern part of Etobicoke have suitable buildings but I hear the would last from one-and-a-half to The Ontario government's freeze policy means there won't be any been stalled. We were planning to area is quite crowded". two years. on educational spending will hurt new construction of buildings for acquire new land to put up new "The government was looking He said the number of new community colleges more than colleges and universities. buildings". ahead to the 'post-war baby-boom' students entering Humber universities, according to Derek Humber will get money to finish Mr. Home said Etobicoke wants which would increase enrollment wouldn't be curtailed. 1 request for the land South campus is at colleges 20 after Home, Vice-president, ad- building 4A but the back years the war. "Our enrollment this year was falls after the located on. it figures that enrollment ministration. building 4B new "Now up 24 per cent while the provincial think students have will go "Community colleges are still in moratorium. "I Randa down and that space at average was an increase of 13 per con- to the Queensway colleges universities isn't the growing stage", said Mr. Building 4B would have already moved and cent. iThere is no reason to expect a Home in an interview on tained IMC, library, bank, main Campus, which will put a strain being used as efficiently as decrease next year. December 6. "This will force a bookstore, administration offices there, and the others wiU come to possible. deceleration in their expansion. and a small theatre. the North Campus. "In a way I'd have to agree "We'll go along normally until Enrollment could exceed our The other Humber campuses will "The Keelesdale Campus is because the government is trying we can't accommodate any more capabilities to acconunodate new also be affected. inadequate. It's crowded to the to give the taxpayer a fair return students", said Mr. Home. "It will students". "Our hopes for facilities in the gills", said Mr. Home. "For three for his dollar". mean new programs requiring new years we've been looking for Mr. Home estimated the freeze facilities won't get off the ground". BOARD OF GOVERNORS Christian Fellowship Movement Former SU president PRESENTS

'The Voices of Freedom' is among new members A former president of number's a "really good move" by the Board been faced with many problems Student Union became a member of Governors and hopes Mr. Beatty during the semester dealing with of the Board of Governors on will "have a lot of feeling for the translation of the Letters Burge as Guest M.C. Buddy December 4. student problems." Patent, the papers of incorporation Jim Beatty, SU president in 1969- Also appointed at the meeting for the Student Affairs Committee. his were WiUiam Liscombe a lawyer Mrs. Hull said she was Christmas Message 70, was surprised by ap- pointment but feels it will be a good and OUve Hull, a former teacher "honored", and that she takes her experience. He recalled that who is now an education consultant appointment as a challenge. during his term in office the with the Metro Toronto and Region Mrs. Hull's employer, the Metro Student Union wanted a student on Conservation Authority. Toronto and Region Conservation for the Dr. Fred. C. Scott will be given in the the Board of Governors. Mr. Mr. Liscombe, a member of the Authority is responsible Auditorium immediately following the Beatty feels, that as a member of law firm of Graham, Parsons and Humber River valley located concert. the Board, he will be able to give Liscombe, is facing his ap- behind Humber College. The land the student view. pointment "with some around the valley is scheduled for This year's SU has been trying trepidation" but hopes he can be of development within the next four Christmas carols and songs, played on the organ, will precede the for greater representation on the use to the CoUege. The Board has years. concert to encourage our thoughts to dwell on the real meaning of Board of Governors. Mr. Beatty is Christmas. Everyone is invited to participate. an administrative assistant for Fact Photos, in Malton. SU President Ferguson Mobbs Environmental Centre views Mr. Beatty's appointment as

• •« « '.•.•-•.•.•.•.•J ••••••••••••••••••I »•_••••••• I •..•.•.•.v.v.v.v.v. '••-•_•-•••_* ••••••••••I seeks student support r BySTANDELANEY Centre for Environmental Studies The educational process "will be which was established at Humber a major factor in handling present last September. and future environmental The Centre is an innovation in Speight. Mr. the Ontario community college ft situations," said Jim Speight is Special Assistant to system and has adopted the theme PUB of "Environmental Understanding I VARSITY Academic Vice-president James Davison and is responsible for Through Education" as a organizing and developing the guideline. Mr. Speight emphasized that this t organization isn't attempting to WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 20. 1972 duplicate Pollution Probe. The Centre is to act as a coordinating body to make the resources of Humber College available to the government, industry and public by discussing, understanding and •ItV helping solve environmental — 12 p.m. FROM 2 p«m» issues. i Mr. Speight said environmental problems aren't "only the responsibility of technology." Psychology and human relations must be predominant in such a g sociologically oriented program of information and education. (Live Entertainment) There is an increasing need for Featuring ''Homestead" cases of environmental abuses I being brought to our attention said Mr. Speight, "and it is the responsibiUty of education." Too often the danger signals come up after the critical stages, but we must be careful and look at it in a systematic way, he said.

•;: number's approach to the en- :=: PROCEEDS DONATED to .*. vironment is cautious, due in part to the fact that many similar plans i PRESIDENT'S FUND have met with little success and because there isn't a comparable REXDALE BLVD. JUST WEST OF HY.27 program to refer to. An Operations FREE PARKING Committee, composed of faculty Phone 677-3101 members representing all academic divisions, was created to Featuring . . assist Mr. Speight and help to The develop relevant courses, UTTUBROHMJUG seminars and vocational programs A relaxing lounge -Dancing geared to the specifics of en- SPONSORED BY SAM and top entertainment nightly, vironmental use and abuse. attractive hostesses serve you. The next step, in the new year, will be to get the required input The IRON KEHLE from Humber students to make the Restaurant — a truly unique dining spot Centre for Environmental Studies Twice winner of the Holiday Magazine award tor dining excellence 1970 and 71 a success rather than an in-

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COVEN, Friday, December 15, 1972 Page 3 Christmas Hints ByDICKWESr(UPI) As a public service this column has been helping readers get organized for Christmas. It is assumed that you have already taught the partridges to roost in the pear tree and innoculated the turtle doves against parrot fever. Both are giant strides toward bringing Christmas under control, but here are some other tips that will .put you right on top of the holiday season CHAIN CARDS — Why risk a swollen, mungy tongue from licking hundreds of stamps for Christmas cards. Just send season's greetings to five of your friends and ask them to pass it on to five of their friends or relatives. SUCKLING PIGS —Tired of the same old suckling pig with an apple in yrr his mouth on your Christmas table. Break with tradition. Put a tangerine in the old porker's mouth. ARTIFICIAL REALISM —Add a touch of authenticity to your artificial Christmas tree by trimming it with real snow and icicles. Spray the tree with the nasal congestant of your choice, then, instead of using a con- ventional tree stand, put your tree into a small food freezer. This will congeal the nasal spray producing snowflakes and ice formations. YULE LOGS — Pollution regulations ban the burning of yule logs in many areas, but if you block the chimney with a moose head or a Santa trap the smoke will stay in your livingroom. f- ODD LEGS — Now that pantyhose has cornered the stocking market, families with an odd number of children are liable to run into jurisdic- tional disputes and other squabbles. Come the time to hang the stockings, (Photo by Borys Lenko) there will be an extra leg. Plan ahead. Adopt another child or sell one of "That's my quarter!" your kids to a passing gypsy. TINSEL — Excessive gUtter in Christmas decorations can be prevented by coating the tinsel with shoe polish. ## ## I'd be the first he'd call By DAVID G.FORMAN Broadway run. Debbie The room was packed with Musical opens There has been an over- Reynolds, who is the star of the video tape recorders and guys whelming response to my not musical noticed me. Yes, she with high voices and tight pants. writing a column for some noticed me because I was the One photographer was crawling theatre weeks. reporter who made an idiot of around on the carpet in obscene new himself. Sandra Weaver, COVEN positions taking shots of Debbie By NANCY ABBOTT friend, Billy, played by Brian Editor responded by saying, The conference officially Reynolds presumably all in the Harold's Stage Door, in the New McKay. Billy is just out for the fun, "David who?" Anyway, started with reporters in- name of art. His neck was Regency Towers, on Avenue Road, while Davie, a much more serious whether you're interested or troducing themselves. It went draped with about four is a different change in an evenings type, is on a soul-searching jour- not, the fact of the matter is, I something like this. "I'm Larry cameras, some of which had entertainment. ney. now have a full-time job writing Solway of CBC." the sound of zoom lens that defied gravity. Harold's Stage Door is a licensed This play is certainly something for a magazine. I'd rather not enthusiastic applause then Being a cool guy, I decided .to Cabaret Theatre. It's first new in theatre. It leaves out the mention its name, however, to someone else said his name and take a few exclusive shots production, "Who is Davie Turner gimmickry of the "heavies" and appease many curious minds, again there was enthusiastic myself. I whipped out my and What's He All About imitations to rush the audience into I'll give you a clue by saying, applause and so it went, around Brownie 127 and took photos of Anyways?" awareness. photographers the room until it came to me. I the magazine Larry Solway. Davie Turner conmiunicates an draw 'lots' for assignments. panicked, I couldn't remember Davie Turner, played by Dean attitude using simplicity as its I attended a press conference the name of my magazine and My editor was very pleased with me. said next time he Regan, seeks out the nature of his style, music as an art form and a for the cast of 'Irene', a new stammered, . . ."eh David He a story on Larry being, during the play. He hitch- closeness to involve the audience musical that is trying out in Forman COVEN". . . People wanted first call. hikes across with his with the message of the play. Toronto before it begins a looked at me suspiciously. Solway, I'd be the he'd

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With only nine days left to Christmas, the so-called Christmas spirit is well hidden this year. Strange things are beginning to happen at this 'happy' time of the year. But, where is that Christmas spirit that everyone talks so much about?

Almost everywhere there are signs that Christmas is upon us. There are Christmas trees, Christmas lights, Christmas displays, Christmas parties, £4fl>*-» Christmas carollers and Christmas bills. CUTOUT J/rlAm*m With young thieves singing Christmas carols and ripping people off for money at the same time, it surely makes for an unhappy Christmas for some of Xmas Carollers people. Every year, hundreds of people are vic- Beware timized by opportunistic thieves. By DORIS FREITAG while the remaining youngster Thanks to generous members of Lock your doors, hide your walked into the open room and my class and truly appreciated Another disheartening aspect of this Christmas is money, and don't trust any lifted the cash. Simple. help from the Student Services I can the outlandish number of artificial Christmas trees strangers — it's Christmas time E>epartment at the College, The constable sent to the house rent for the next offence to the factories again. eat and pay my people are buying. No was a rookie. He didn't know where Because of the naturally jolly few weeks. And thanks to my producing them, but so many houses this year will Avenue was when we and trusting aura that develops Ossington carelessness, some public school lack pine or spruce tree scent of a real Christmas asked hun to drive there, since the at this time of the year, people are children will perhaps be giving tree. Somehow it seems Christmas is becoming a boys mentioned the name of a more likely to invite strangers into extravagant Christmas presents rather than public school near there. He was celebration of our Gross National Product their homes. This means not only this year. town, he said, and the religious holiday it once was. Thank goodness door-to^oor salesmen and can- from a small Peace on Earth. Good will new to the force. i- they haven't got artificial turkeys, yet! vassers for worthy causes, but toward men. Please. includes the innocent and lovable After four days of futile attempts In spite of all this, many people will be happy this faces of Christmas carollers. to reach the person in charge of Christmas; especially the underprivileged children Beware! Their intentions are not this case at the Metro Police honorable. Corrections senior citizens. dinners, parties always Department, I decided to telephone and Campaigns, and in On the evening of Thursday, It was incorrectly reported Christmas food and toy drives are run for by the public school myself. No luck. them the December 8th issue of November 30, three young The principal was out and never many schools and organizations every year. COVEN that number's schooner carollers made their rounds in the called back. Spadina Road area, where a friend trip to St John's, Newfoundland To avoid trouble this Christmas, lock your doors So, $100 of hard-earned and I live. We were enjoying a will be sponsored by the Federal money is gone, with when you go out; remember not to carry large leisurely cup of coffee in my kit- Christmas Government's Exploration of it ever being amounts of cash when gift shopping; and to avoid the chen on the second floor of a little chance Canada program. Christmas rush, get Into the spirit early. P.S.—Check rooming house, when we heard a retrieved. The federal government is not the label on your turkey. shuffle in the hallway. involved with the project at the present time. It is being planned "We're in here!" we called, and organized as part df num- thinking the footsteps belonged to LETTERS ber's Mobile Education program. friends. COVEN regrets any in- We next listened to an off-key but convenience caused by tiiis error. charming *We wish you a Merry Christmas' sung from two young Letters shocdd be addressed to The Library hides books B403, North faces in the kitchen door, then a Editor, C0\ EN, Room request for donations. Campus. All letters must include Idiocy is the full name and program or "We running rampant in Number's Library. It "No, sorry, we don't have any seems that this year the library staff address of the sender. COVEN has decided that explained, thinking money," we the right to edit all con- all reserves books being used as texts will be stored in the barn. collecting only for the boys were tributions but will take every The reasoning for this piece of beaurocratic benefit rather than the Wish their own precaution to preserve the core of mismanagment is that books stolen zoo they were from the polar bear for the new the correspondent's argument.) library last year. touted. You They shuffled dovm the steps Whether the library staff believes it or not, many even more quickly than they students at the college are not rich, and cannot afford shuffled up. HUMBER to buy all the texts they need for their courses. This a Very soon after that, I realized does not condone stealing, but it does present a good HELP UNE we were minus $100. reason for the text books being put back on the library We called the police im- Do you have tenant-landlord shelves. Merry mediately. The explanation was problems? Legal hassels? Need simple. Money was carelessly left vital information? Write Humber A security guard at the library door could on the dresser in an open room HelpUne, c-o COVEN, room B403, discourage most book thieves and allow students while we were in the shared kit- or phone extension 426. Christmas" chen down the hall. Two boys sang access to the books. If necessary, all people entering the library could leave their binders and briefcases outside. Surely this system is better than hiding the books completely. The library is for the convenience 1972 Roman N. Kusznir and benefit of the students. Our studies mean more MAGIC MUSHROOM than the loss of some books. iii

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aPMM mnmmm COVEN, Friday, December 15, 1972 Page ':•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:< .'•'•'•••:•'•-•-•'< blues of •.•.•.•.•.•..•.•.•< '.•.•.•.».•-•.•.•.•. When you listen to the .V you know that this Roy Buchanan s Information music man is for real. He has ex- perienced the blues. Like the blues of the Black American, there is a a universal appeal, musicians feeling of deep grief with overtones Opinon Poll especially appreciate his would of jubilation. The sad notes Listen to his excellent use of IS CHRISTMAS TO YOU? work. represent the hell that the Negro WHAT special guitar VERSION OF SANTA CLAUS harmonics, a experiences on earth, while the WHAT'S YOUR tg:hnique. This man can make his happy notes represent the His technical ex- I guitar cry. salvation he will find in heaven. As with the great cellence along previously mentioned this is not found in his music have emotion restricted to the music. On .V a guitarist's legend. made him Buchanan's record this feeling is best illustrated in the spoken lines, I ByUNMcLEOD Roy is not interested in becoming "I've walked in a lot of places I a rock superstar, for the same never should have been, but I know You are listening to the CHUM- reason he was not interested in that the messiah, He will come V FM announcer beginning another becoming a Rolling Stone. The again." V record promo, "There's something rock world is completely alien to Roy Buchanan's music is not about Roy Buchanan." You wait the life he was used to. He rarely only blues. He is also a very ac- for him to finish his "spiel" and leaves 'The Club,' a Washington complished Country and Western GORDON WRAGG: President of Humber College — wondering what is so special about nightspot that he uses as a home musician. He has been seen "Christmas is a happy care-free time and getting a better — .V this man. Then you hear why base. His attitude towards the rock jamming with such country giants perspective on life and what it means. I'm hoping it will be a four of the most soulful blues notes life and many aspects of his music as Merle Haggard. On his album he time of self-renewal, and hopefully after Christmas I won't to ever leave the strings of a are mostly a product of his up- explores four different areas of be so bitchy and so hard to live with" whiteman's guitar. bringing. country music. "I am a Lonesome VAUGHAN SHAW, 1st year Survey and Technology — Fugitive" is a sad ballad while, That's the way it struck me and "I am Santa Claus, that's what I do for a living at a plaza. Roy was bom into a very poor "Cajun is Louisianna swamp judging from Roy Buchanan's By bemg Santa Claus I am spreading good cheer among evangelistic family. He lived in the music (Doug Kershaw style). « reputation a lot more people feel children." part of America where there is a "Haunted House" is like a country the same way. Eric Clapton openly Instructor — very strong church-family feeling. jam with vocals and "Jey Good BILL SEGUIN: Journalism states that Roy is the best white time when the family is together and for « On Sundays, the community would Lookin" is a good-time Hank "Christmas is a blues guitarist around. Buchanan family will be together. My gather for a "Say Hallelujah Williams song. the first time in eight years my "was the man who was offered the is those that don't have anything get Brother "-Holy Modal Roller" Roy is also a fine rock and jazz version of Santa Claus job of lead guitar with the Rolling session. They sang gospel songs musician but unfortunately he something for Christmas." Stones and turned it down. He said with considerable emotion and felt neglected this music on the album. 3rd year broadcasting Journalism — that he was too lazy to learn the BRYAN ALLEN, a great affinity with God. In many Thanks to this recording he is no ideal tune to get together with the family songs. "Christmas is an i cases this is all that kept them longer just a legend. I'll have to and it seems to be a family union time. I also hope to give as is what people going. It quickly becomes very agree with CHUM-FM. There Buchanan many much as I receive. Santa is a jolly old man with a big belly." call a guitarist's guitarist, lliis apparent that these people do have certainly is something about Roy 1st year Radio Broadcasting — means that although he may have quite a lot of soul. Buchanan. DAVID CLARKE, "To me Christmas is a very happy time, if you're with the person you care about and they care about you, then it's very beautiful. Santa is a very good friend of mine." LEE CAMPBELL, 1st year Cinematography — Number Cine instructor "Santa is a fat person with a long white beard and a nice guy. And represents the spirit of giving. My Christmas wish is that everyone is happy and enjoys himself and doesn't get is hoping for on Oscar hurt. DAVE KELLER, 2nd year Radio Broadcasting — ByKARINSOBOTA submit his film to Hollywood by the In a letter to the SU, Mr. Gudz, "Christmas is a time for good cheer, it's great for the little A Humber instructor is com- Academy of Motion Picture Arts "As I see it, we have a one-in-ten kids. My Christmas wish is to have lots of money to go skiing. peting for an Oscar. and Sciences. The film will be chance of winning. I sincerely feel There isn't a Santa Claus. should take this gamble. Tad Jaworski, a cinematography judged for an Oscar in the that we STAN DELANEY, 2nd year Journalism — Category. The publicity for this program, .V instructor, recently won the Documentary "I don't have a Santa Claus, and I don't contribute to the the to enlarge the film Humber College, and the Student Canadian Etrog Award for his Half $4200 Christmas spirit. Santa reminds me of a guy with his hand film, "Selling Out", which dealt to loaned by Union is immeasurable." from 16mm 35mm was out. Christmas should be called the month of the sucker." i with an old man auctioning his the Student Union. The other half To be eligible, the film must be in farm in Prince Edward Island. was raised from other sources, Hollywood by December 30. Mr. i The Etrog Award was presented according to Mike Gudz, the Gudz added that speed was this year for the best Canadian Supervisor of the Photography and necessary to enlarge the film and documentary film. Cine Programmes. edit if necessary. As a result of the Etrog, Mr. number's SU will get a credit on "Selling Out" was shown on the % Jaworski, has been invited to the picture as a result of the loan. CBC last November.

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Arctic documentary i CHRIS WOLOSHYN, 1st year Legal Secretary — i "Christmas is giving and that's what it's all about. I can sponsored by Humber only give what I have. I would rather make something from' my heart, rather than give something that cost $50. Santa Claus is a jolly old who gives from his heart and he Humber sociology teacher Lyle couldn't have done the film he expects it to pay for itself in man >:: Bebensee, sailed from Halifax otherwise." another year. shouldn't be conmiercialized"

through the North West Passage •:•:•:•:•:•:•:•;•; -.•.••-•.••.' >!•!•!•!••••.•.•.•••••.; Mr. Bebensee completed a Mr. Bebensee hopes to find a last summer, filming a documentary on Australia in 1969, market for his Arctic film in documentary about the Arctic schools, on TV, with libraries, and Highland. and one on New Zealand in 1972. He the Federal government. So far, he is now completing a conservation Candles are big Mr. Bebensee is a con- film of the Niagara Escarpment, has had no reaction from any of servationist and geographer, which has been 4% years in the these areas. concerned with the natural making. In addition to producing the resource potentials of our Arctic sidewalk business "It is extremely difficult to get Australia film, Mr. Bebensee hinterlands. wrote the musical background, ByBORYSLENKO During the Christmas season the The fihn explores the vegetation your money back on these kinds of part of which is being used as the Candle selling has become company makes about $1,000 per and geography of the area, con- films," said Mr. Bebensee. sign-off for an Australian radio big business in Metropolitan day. According to Mr. Stiber, the centrating on the rock structures However, his Australian film has eight times on and station. Toronto, especially during this firm just gets by during other and their potential for holding been aired ETV, festive season. seasons. natural gas and oil deposits. Candleship Candles, which has It took Don Stiber two years to "It was a one man operation," RIMSTEAD been in business for three years, is perfect his candle making said Mr. Bebensee. "I even did behind on production this operation. His company runs 24 most of the final editing myself." Christmas season. hours a day. It takes three days to Mr. Bebensee was originally He was serious Most of the company's business make one candle. scheduled to sail on the Hudson, a comes from selling candles on According to Mr. Stiber it, took government ship, but, the number By BRIAN KEITH Sudbury Star, he found the writers Toronto streets. Last month, then- the company two years to show a of passengers on the ship was cut. Paul Rimstead ran hi Toronto's for Toronto's daiUes lacked the business was booming because of profit. At present, Mr. Stiber is Through his brother's connections, mayorality campaign as a serious spirit he liked in smaller papers. the coming hoUday. only a half owner. He had to sell Mr. Bebensee travelled on the candidate, but was treated as one Young reporters are idealistic, The company was established part of his investment when times 'Theron' as a free passenger, in of the radicals by the newspapers he said, many fresh out of college with $65 in 1969, by Don Stiber, an were bad. return for a copy of ttie completed and television. want to shoot down the world. He inmiigrant from Cleveland, Ohio. film. The crew of 34 included 14 Mr. Rimstead was speaking to thought it takes at least six months According to Mr. Stiber his Most of the people employed at scientists. Journalism students here last after being hired for graduates to operation is now worth $100,000. Candleship Candles have been with The fikn cost $6,000 "I didn't get Wednesday when he made the "forget everything they have Sixty-five people are employed the company from the beginning. a danm cAt from the govern- conmient about politics and the learned". by the candle company, 30 in the Mr. Stiber thinks of this com- ment," said Mr. Bebensee. media being so interdependent. He Concerning his popular daily Brant St. factory and 35 on Toronto pany as a family business rather Humber ludned him two cameras, was disappointed at the CBC for column in the Toronto Sun, Mr. streets selling the product. than a hard professional set up. and gave him a minimum grant. not taking him seriously, and for Rimstead attributed his success to Three quarters of the company's It costs the company "$2 to about The College also promised to buy a not even bothering to inquire his writing style, which is simple, revenue comes from the Toronto produce one of their 160-hour copy of the film, which was shown his platforms. "mainly because I don't know any street sellers. They set up stands candles. The street price is $3.50 to the Board of Governors at their Mr. Rimstead spoke of his own big words". on Yonge St., mostly around compared to $5.00 in Toronto last meeting. experiences in journalism, starting His real desire is to write books, Wellesley and Gould Streets, the stores. with his adventures in small-town "Humber gave me an extended but he finds his lack of self busiest corners of the downtown Mr. Stiber feels that his candles papers. After working at the the market. vacation", said Mr. Bebensee. "I discipline is hampering his efforts. area. are among the best on ^'

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Page 6 COVEN, Friday, December 15, 1972 HOLIDAY WEAR Palazzos are a favorite

Palazzos and a back-baring Lurex halter neck top.

By CHARLOTTE EMPEY A Christmas is almost here, and with it invitations to holiday get- togethers. The key to this year's holiday fashions seems to be feminine glamour. The softest pastels, the fluffiest mohairs are sparkled with beading or Lurex glitter. The feminine fabrics; crepes, satins and wool jerseys are being shown everywhere. Palazzo pants are the hit of the holiday seasoa In knits and satins and crepes, some have legs up to 60 inches. They are a happy compromise between the long skirt and the dinner pant. Top your palazzos with a barely-there halter neck sweater in Lurex knit or pastel angora. Or try one of the new sweater sets; a tiny halter or bra top covered up by a matching sweater jacket. Long dresses are still news for holiday wear. Some of tiie freshest bias-cut or accordion pleated skirts. Most are have voluminous , i baring the back. "^ ^ A great way to add glitter and new holiday excitement to last year's satin shirt or velvet blazer is studs; in rhinestones or tiny gold globes. Your holiday makeup should look just as fresh and festive as the rest of you. The word is color; soft, subtle and shiny. Experiment with some of the glittery eyeshadows in gold and silver. Try ap- plying your makeup with brushes. They help create the subtle tone- oi^tone glow to light up a holiday face. Model: Doris Freitag

Accordion pleated palazzos topped by a midriff baring evening skirt. Clothes courtesy of Melissa Ann Boutique, Westway Plaza, Kipling and Dixon. (Photos by Borys Lenko).

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By KAREN DUNBAR stayed overnight in the college, Over 500 children and countless finishing the decorations and parents roamed Humber's first cleaning. Ms. Lennie added some floor Saturday morning during the students dicjn't get to sleep at all fourth annual Christmas party Friday night. She said the City of held for staff children and those Toronto donated the machines for from the nearby Ontario Housing some of the games for the day, and Project. Irwin Toys supplied the clown costumes. The party, run by first-year Recreational Leadership students, Bill Clark, another coordinator got underway at 9:00 with and overseer of the party, said the Christmas carols in the leftover gifts are given to Crippled Auditorium. After that, there were Civilians. two cartoons by the National Film About 60 students volunteered to Board, and a magic show by help out. They included students Professor Plumb. from other courses as well as These activities, however, were Recreational Leadership. One such just the preliminaries before the student, Brian Keith, in his first big event. At 11:00, a knock year in Public Relations, volun- resounded in the Auditorium. A teered to be "Sam the Piano voice called out, "Who's there?", Player", accompanying carols in and Santa himself came down the the Auditorium. Mr. Keith said, "I stairs. enjoyed it very much and I'm sure the youngsters did as well." Louise on Santa's knee, After a visit Sankey, a Grade 12 bon Mill received a gift. every child Collegiate student, said a friend from Recreational Leadership According to George Brazier, a Recreational Leadership student interested her in the party. Joe Pittelli, a first-year itecreational the party was planned in Sep- tember. During September and Leadership student said simply, ! October, over 700 gifts are bought "It's a riot." for four age groups; one to three, The children enjoyed it, even to six, seven to nine, and 10 four those who don't believe in Santa over. These gifts use the years and Claus. Ten-year-old Melanie majority of a lump sum donated by White, whose father works at number; about $800. Queensway campus, said she The Hotel and Restaurant thinks the party was "really Administration course donated good". When asked whether she approximately 8,000 home-baked believed in Santa, she sai^, "I cookies, as well as Santa and his believe there was a Santa once," two helpers. but that he doesn't exist now. One Pat Lennie, an elf and one of the anonymous girl said her family coordinators of the Recreational thought she believed in Santa, but Leadership party, said the she didn't because she was too old. (Photo by Borys Lenko) students worked all day Thursday She said she lets them believe what Humber's fourth Christmas party for staff children was 'really good.' Santa listened carehilly to all m putting up decorations. About 20 they want. Mm wishes. NEW FILM Booed by Audience St Nicholas Beloved Saint of Al^ rMpoktWTT ByLIZBORG very beginning. The audience is childhood,maiden One of the worst films to hit left waiting to see what the merchants in the IN THrs wofmy Toronto is, "Play It As It Lays," message is, only to be disappointed North of Europe. cbcfDHe^iTH which is currently playing it at the in the last sequence where Weld Uptown Theatre for a three-week admits that she does think she's peSCEWItt ONE'S run. A word of warning to those of crazy. Her last line, "It's the you who might have heard about it shits," perfectly defines, the — beware. audiences' reaction. fRlENDSHrp>WITH Of all the movies to date, this is It is interesting to note how film the first one I know of that has been makers advertise a new movie. In loudly booed by an audience who the case of the "Godfather," studio paid $2.75 for entertainment! executives have relied on the impact of Puzo's novel and Brando's meritorious per- Jule-Nissen formance. With "Play It As It it umber Lays," Universal is bilUng as the H A mischievous 'new Frank Perry Film', therefore Scandinavian imp. relying on the popularity of the Director's previous work. Perry's promoted other film credits include "David number's business students will and Lisa," "Last Summer," and St. Lucy advertise the college personally "Diary of a Mad Housewife." After over the holidays. having seen "Play It ..." his most Wakes the people of recent film, one can only assume This is an experiment to promote Swedish homes on that the popularity of such a Humber in highschools in Ontario, Chistmas morning. director could only add just one in Alberta, and one in Pitt- another name to this mere shred of sburg, Pennsylvania. The idea for film art. this Secondary School Com- munication E*r(^am came from The film is about the emotional Margaret Reeves of the Business life of Maria, (played by Tuesday Division, after other attempts at Weld) who is constantly advertising the CoUege proved questioning her sanity. This is ineffective. shown through use of flashback According to Director of the reflecting the various episodes in program, Robert Robinson, her life. In one scene she is driving students could do a far better job down a highway shooting at road than the adminstrators. Booklets signs with a revolver. The and ad literature have been tried. audience is led to believe that she is insane, but surrounded by "Students involved with students Hollywood neurotics, she recovers should work out better," he said. as the only sane person in the film. Seventy-five schools will be V Anthony Perkins' role in the film is visited in the program, which is useless. As the pretty-faced operated only by the Business assistant director to Weld's ex- Division, and 150 students are f husband and director, Perkins participating. The job of each keeps Weld company through some student is to visit his or her old scenes and intimidating her by highschool, all on a volunteer telling her that her life is similar to basis, talk about Humber, and his. answer questions that may arise The film goes nowhere, from the from highschool students.

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1 HOCKEY Hawks lose due to poor play

By LARRY MAENPAA At 17:24, loi slid heavily into the Agincourt — The Cambrian Colts boards and injured his leg. He was outmuscled and outplayed the taken off the ice in a stretcher and Humber Hawks to coast to an easy missed the rest of the match. The 6-1 win in a hockey game Thur- remaining time was carried into sday, E>ecember 7. the second. At no time during the game did At 19:23 of the first period time, the Hawks pose a serious scoring the Colts scored to take charge for threat. the rest of the game. Erratic passing, poor play By 4 : 10 of the second Lee Parker making, and failure to clear the had scored twice more to give a puck from their own zone con- (Photo by Larry Maenpaa) Cambrian a 4-1 lead. tributed to the Hawk defeat. number's goalie, Ian Held, stops yet another Cambrian Colt as defenceman Garry Beesley (4) locks Late in the second, Cambrian on. Humber defenders constantly tallied another at 12:34 and ended left Colts open in front of the net the period leading 5-1. which resulted in three Cambrian Into the third, Humber goals. recovered somewhat allowing the Injuries are hurting the Hawks The first period was closely Colts to score only once more, on a played. The Colts scored first on a Injuries to three first-string Langdon makes the line of Stu fluid collected and had to be short-handed goal by Don Wright goal by Lee Parker at 10:16. hockey players have hampered the Herod, John Watt, and Langdon drained. at 16:27. number's Al loi tied the game by Humber Hawks in developing as a really work. MacLeod is missed for Langdon, the latest casualty, firing high into the net after the The Hawks have the potential to team. his hard, consistent skating and suffered a shoulder separation goalie went down in a goal-mouth be a top contender but so far they Wingers John MacLeod and checking. after crashing into the boards in a scramble. Assists were given to have not welded into a team- Gordon, a fine rearguard, is game against Georgian November Scott Langdon, and defenceman Larry Rudyk and Steve Barker. conscious unit. slowly being worked back into the 21. Glenn Gordon, sidelined by serious line-up after stopping during the Neither MacLeod nor Langdon injuries, have been out of action for exhibition series. He had are expected back before several weeks. WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL developed bursitis — an in- Christmas. Theu* services will John Cowan has replaced flanmiation in his Achilles tendon certainly be needed as the Hawks / MacLeod and Keith Jefferson has — which still causes some pain head into a heavy schedule in been moved from defence to for- when he skates. January. Hawks pace league ward. Bruno Dirracolo has been MacLeod received hip and elbow When the injured players return brought in as an extra forward. injuries during the last varsity there will be at least two cuts. By BEVERLEY DALTON "If we can get two or three weeks The loss of MacLeod and football game of the season. Landry didn't specify any players of practices in before the finals in Langdon has weakened the Hawk's Although the hip injury was not but he "won't dress anymore than The maroon and gold of Humber Ottawa then we could give Rouyn- offence. Coach Al Landry feels that serious, the elbow was so bruised, 18" bodies. College, polished off three teams to Noranda College, from Quebec, a win an Ontario Colleges' Athletic strong opposition. Our biggest Association women's volleyball MEN'S BASKETBALL problem is some players are tournament. missing practices because of Seneca College hosted the games employment committments. However, I am very optimistic in North York December 9. Hawks continue losing streak about the team because we are Hawks have sole possession of fortunate in having several By BRIAN MCLAIN sence of Abe Delange, one of both inside and outside the key and The men's first place with a five game edge on talented individuals," remarked Humber Hawks number's strong rebounders. left the court with a 32-9 halftime Centennial CollegM)f Scarborough. Carolyn. basketbaU team was humiliated by Centennial scored on three lead. the Centennial Colts 76-29, straight tipins after missing the In the second half thmgs weren't Results of the Seneca College Throughout the tournament, December 8 at Centennial College. original shots but beating Humber any better. Tournament Humber dominated the play The Hawks started out well. to the rebounds. Centennial's 3-2 zone defence because of their excellent team- They forced the Colts to shoot from 12-6 of Humber vs. Seneca The Colts led halfway forced the Hawks to the middle major reason why we the outside while Glenn Moth hit work. "The 15-4 20-18 15-4 through the first half and from this the court. Humber kept looking for won the tournament was because shots from just outside the key. point on the Hawks could have the man down the middle, who was Humber vs. Centennial the team worked together," said Humber was tied with Cen- packed their bags and headed covered, while ignoring the open 15-5 3-15 15-4 tennial 6-6 seven minutes into the Coach Carolyn Debnam. home. men in the corners. match. Humber vs. George Brown The Hawks weren't moving on The Hawk's defence collapsed. Mona Coyle, captain of the The Hawks weren't grabbing 15-7 15-9 15-7 offence and, as a result. Centennial Many times throughout the game Hawks, has developed an ex- rebounds under the defensive forced 45 turnovers for the game. Centennial had five men attacking ceptional overhand smash serve boards. This was due to the ab- Centennial scored easily from the Humber basket with two that the team in its victory. aided Hawks defending. The other Another outstanding player was Hawks looked on as if they were Deanna Pacini who was a Hawks "win" spectators. tremendous asset to the team. Centennial moved around the "Deanna is the strongest spiker on Hawk defenders at will, increasing the team and has the quickest tie game their lead 53-19 with 10 minutes left reflexes I have ever seen," said the It's not how you play, it's how in the game. coach. you win that counts. The final buzzer ended the The Humber Hawks logged their misery. The Hawks' lack of drive second "win" of the season after it was clearly shown by the fact they Corrections was ruled that Sheridan College had only five shots from mside the must forfeit a 5-5 tie game for not key. Two bright spots amid the gloom It was incorrectly reported last having a second goaltender were Gerhard Grosschadl's four week that the women's basketball dressed. points m only five riiinutes of team had lost to Niagara College, The game record of November 14 playing time and Jim Rothwell's December 1. now officially registers as a 5-0 win accurate outside shooting. The Humber Hawks won that for Humber. Goalie Dave Carnell A disgusted head coach John game 36-28. Their record is six is credited with a shut-out. Cameron said the players quit wins and one loss (not counting last early in the game. night's game). Bob Salvisburg, the Sheridan "A couple of the players quit The COVEN sports department coach, is appealing the ruling early in the game. There wasn't regrets any inconvenience or claiming his goaltender was held any bench strength so we couldn't embarrassment caused by this up by bad weather and arrived too do anything about it." error. late to get dressed. j "We didn't have a positive at- This situation is reminiscent of to want to INSTRUCTIONAL titude. The players have the time the football team was win," said Cameron. "When they It was incorrectly reported that credited with a win after losing a fast breaked us three of our guys the men's keep fit program will game, but later had the decision just watched while two guys tried cost $40. and curling will cost $20. revoked. It is likely, however, that to defend. We didn't give 100 per Actually, the men's keep fit the hockey ruling will stand. An cent." program will cost $20. for 10 Ontario Colleges' Athletic The leading Hawk scorers were sessions and the curling will cost Association regulation specifically (Photo by Larry Maenpaa Glenn Moth with 9 and Jim Roth- $40. for 20 hours. calls for an automatic forfeiture Despite showing some scoring ability, as Humber's Jim Rothwell (light wel with 8. Centennial's Phil COVEN regrets any in- should an alternate goalie not to be sweater) does against Cambrian, the Hawks still have to come up on the Reynolds scored 21 points while convenience caused by this error. present. winning side (A the score. Hillar Talve sank 15.

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