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INSIDE THIS Red River Community College ISSUE OF YOUR STUDENT NEWSPAPER COLLEGE/EMPLOYERS rin March 15, 1993 Larrq Whiner bids a tearful adieu to CAREER FAIR all his adoring fans, sort of, page 10.

Ea it yr: March 17, 1993 IIIINE E B Board governance: IM ES MANSE MOS 111.1111 The pros and coos, supporters and Mt MIMS MIME 9 AM 1 PM MUM detractors, NM 3111111111111 NM NOM pages 2,3,5 MN MIN 111111 South Gym IMO BM SEM MO Mil Round Four of the Great Projector ME IMO 111111111111111011111.1111111MEMISIIMENERNIIIMINENIENNINIMMIM NM columnist debate averted bq lack of Nil MI MN 11111111111111111.1111111111111111111111111MMINIMMIMMEM IIRIIHIIIIIIBIIIIUIIMIIIIIIIIIMIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIINIIHHIIII space, 111 ■IIII■ The following companies will be represented: page 4 Certified General Accountants Association Manitoba Association of Registered Nurses

Manitoba Hydro Prudential Assurance .13 White-Wood Distributors Transport Canada rI AECL Research-Whiteshell Laboratories Reid Crowther & Partners Ltd. Falling DOER from black comedg Investors Group Royal Bank CKY-TV Civil Service Commission to violent drama, Family Day Care Association of Manitoba Toronto Dominion Bank Manitoba Telephone System Westfair Foods Ltd. page 8 The North West Company • Public Service Commission Manitoba Labor - Apprenticeship Training • Federated Co-operatives Ltd. Moore Business Forms Systems Great-West Life Assurance Co. Royal Canadian Mounted Police United Parcel Service Society of Management Accountants of Manitoba

The Projector, March 15, 1993

• Provincial cuts cause RRCC concern Incoming board president Directions 93 arrives By John Hamilton college will be subject to cuts leaves 5800 person days times an By Kim Coghill topics such as "Get the Job You Generally speaking, teachers are associated with the enforced layoff, average daily salary for an The job-search. While daunting Want," "Fail to Plan, Plan to Fail," happy when they get a holiday or one way or another. He thinks the instructor. Based on an estimated says no to `yes-man' role. at best, the task becomes downright and "International Opportunities." two. number of days will be 12 or 11, average daily salary of $150, that evil in today's depressed economy. The conference gives students But Clayton Manness is not the not 10. would mean the college will be CAREER INFORMATION DAY his call to the Manitoba Bar in But imagine walking up to a "as real-life as possible" a chance short $850,000 —before expected Faster Bunny, and staff at RRCC "As of Apr. 1, the college will be Thursday, March 25, 1993 1989, he has worked in private potential employer, shaking hands, to see what major conferences are are uneasy about the goodies he's a crown corporation," he said. "So cuts from the department of practice with the firm of Restall & and thrusting a business card at her like, and increases the visibility of got for them in his basket of fiscal if Manness says 'cut', they'll cut. education — in 1993/94. Restall. His association with the or him that says you're a student the business ans applied arts restraint. "But our position is, we have a A government employee at the Open House Information Session: Manitoba government dates from for hire. division, said organizer and It is practically assured contract, and we expect the college, who is not an instructor, 10:00 am to 3:00 pm—Room D103 his having chaired a steering That trick could get you the upper Management/Economics instructors at RRCC will be subject government to honour it," he said, but wished to remain anonymous, hand in a tight job market, and instructor gene Karlik. Speaker Presentations: committee on transportation for to the enforced 10-day layoff adding the contract is valid to Sept. told the Projector last week that he the Department of Education. those cards are readily available Karlik said Directions targets 12:00 noon to I:00 pm announced by the finance minister 1994. and his co-workers had received "The high quality of the report for students registering for students (he hopes for about 350), in late February. Instead of actually laying memos that they would be laid off Black Lecture Theatre although I didn't write it. — Directions '93. staff, and the business community. "We are under the assumption instructors off for 12 or 13 days, 12 days in the coming year. certainly reflected well on me," he The objective is to give students a that it will apply to college staff," though, McDonnell described what Donna Finkleman, staff says, adding that his experience greater awareness of business's Plan to attend and discuss your career said RRCC President Tony he thinks is a more likely way the representative on the interim board there brought him into contact with expectations so they are more Knowles, adding that the college is cuts will take effect. of governors, and union opportunities in management accounting with a wide array of people, including prepared when they walk in the representative, said college "still waiting for further discussions By multiplying the number of Association staff and CMA/RRCC graduates. the deputy minister of education, door. As well, it gives businesses a and direction." instructors at the college (450) by employees are taking a wait-and- John Carlyle, (then-Minister) Len better understanding of what to Hotel and Restaurant the number of forced layoff days see attitude to what is happening Society of Management Accountants Derkach, and Education Minister expect from grads as potential of Manitoba Management instructor, and (12 or 13), by the salaries for those above them, at both the Rosemary V odrey. employees. governmemnt and board level. 808-386 Broadway Avenue Manitoba Government days, one is left with a dollar figure He also teaches business law at The featured speaker is Russ which the government will subtract "These are confusing times, and Geri's.° "nary" Accoul'ani Winnipeg, Manitoba R3C 3R6 • (204)943 - 1538 Employees' Union Vice-President the Faculty of Management at the Hood, vice president of planning from its grant to the college. That people aren't sure how they'll fare. Pat McDonnell has no doubt the University of Manitoba two and developing for UMA Group (a afternoons a week. consulting firm), and Chair of the He's aware of some of the Economic Innovation and criticisms and fears surrounding Technology Council of Manitoba. GRAD PICTURES! Manitoba community colleges' He will speak on economic move to board governance. Despite innovations and entrepreneurship his close association with the in Manitoba. John Harrison: Looking forward to challenges at RRCC March 29 - April 2,1993 department of education — and, Feature speaker Russ Hood There will also be an exhibition By John Hamilton was sales manager for a computer by extension, the government Directions '93 is the college's and a continental breakfast. Check your schedules and book your appointment at the Students' For the past few months, John firm when he decided to return to responsible for this year's drastic annual business conference for Directions '93 will be at the Harrison has been going over by- school to study law. cuts to education — he says he has students eager to build their Holiday Inn Crowne Plaza Apr. 6. laws, consulting with college After law school, he worked on no intention of being Rosemary network of potential employers. Registrations forms are available Association office, Room DM20, after Wednesday, March 17,1993. officials, and laying the Toronto's Bay Street, for one of Vodrey's yes man. The day-long conference will from Karen Knight in D101. Cost groundwork for April 1 —the day the country's largest firms, Taylor "Don't think for a second that run on April 6, with sessions on is $30 for students, $50 for staff. •A $5.00 sitting fee is required when you make your appointment. the province officially relinquishes McCaffrey. In the late eighties, he the board will be rubber-stamping control of Red River Community took a year's leave of absence from everything the government wants College, and hands it over to a his job there, to return to Winnipeg. to implement," he says. "Those of TORAGE SPECIAL board of governors. He and his wife decided to stay. us on the board, myself included, Harrison, "born and bred in "In Toronto, it was an hour to have much better things to do than Bfig.Q Winnipeg," graduated from the work, and you paid $250,000 for a that. 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Forget Steven King. Read NAFTA route as the C.F.L. - American We must learn to persuade expansion. We're expanding our without persuasiveness - using if you want a scare. Correy resources while they invade our just facts and the selective words It's hard to criticize people who try. way of life. of others. John Harrison, the incoming chairman of the board of governors, for Myco Recently I read one of the most We have to convince people A CHANGING OF THE GUAR example. As he quite rightly says, he's giving up a lot of valuable time powerful editorials ever. It was by without personal indulgences. It's not a question of the jury being out on board governance ; it hasn't to make this college a force in the community — time he could be using Frances Russel of the Free Press We have to steer people using to make money for himself. There is no question he's dedicated to the As a journalist, one is supposed on March 10. The topic was how their own moral codes - not ours. province. This includes the setting The Projector talked to a number well-being of college students and staff. to be impartial and totally the American's expect to get then we have to live with what we been chosen. may or may not change under board interim board, as the staff fees; of people from the college, board, Board governance, however, is indicative of a disturbing trend in the objective when reporting. Canada's water part and parcel with have, or have not, accomplished. governance. of tuition representative. By John Hamilton -administrative questions; and government, to get their world today. But how does one maintain NAFTA. This column was the first I have Under the new system, the Pat McDonnell is an instructor -and the operation of programs of impressions of what is likely to Canada , and the industrialized world generally, is putting an inordinate objectivity when working on a Our government, with its Cro- written for me. Before I chose On April 1, the Manitoba government will provide the in Hotel and Restaurant study at the college. This includes happen under board governance. amount of faith in free-market, laissez-faire economics. To paraphrase story about three men attacking a Magnon like skills in barter, are subjects that most of the school, government will hand the reins of college with an annual block of Management. He is also a senior cuts, additions, transfers, or John Harrison was chairman John Harrison (and by extension provincial, federal, and western 15-year-old boy? not even sure if water is inclusive probably, was slightly interested power at Red River Community funding, which the board must vice-president of the Manitoba modification of programs. of the six-member interim board governments — since he will be answerable to the province), the How does one leave biases in NAFTA. If they're not how the in. This one, however, was written College over to a board of work with to deliver programs and Government Employees' Union. governors, making the college a services at the college. The board will be made up of set up last December to formulate Jean Friesen is the NDP' s post- private sector is the best judge of what is best for the community. "We behind when a woman beats her hell is? for Cre-Commers, but mostly for crown corporation. The board will control, among ten government appointees, and policy, and smooth the transition have to be able to respond to the needs of the private sector," says child to death and is exonerated Brian Panne', a local myself. secondary education critic. Until now, RRCC has been under one student and one staff to official board governance. He Harrison. soon after? environmental lawyer, said that Now that I have at least a minor other things: Gordon Fardoe is president of representative. The minister, for expects to be appointed chair of The private sector already takes part in programs at the college. Will How are you supposed to check under NAFTA Canada would not indication of what the media is all the direct control of the minister of -where and how the college gets the RRCC Students' Association. any of a number of reasons, can the official board. board governance result in a landslide of participation from more your baggage at the door when have the power to limit water about, I realize that I should not education. Depending on who one any funds it needs, above and He sat on the interim board as the dissolve the board without notice. Donna Finkleman sat on the companies? It had better, because that's where the board is hoping to you're interviewing a racist pig exports beyond the restrictions we be writing columns before I have is inclined to believe, this situation beyond those allocated by the student representative. get the money it needs to deliver existing programs. It has to, now. who hates just because it's easier make domestically. established myself as a credible Where is the government in all this? Through the board, government than understanding? In essence, Canada has assured journalist. Why should you FUNDING: has washed its hands of responsibility for the college. When was private In my case, as I am desperately the Americans as far as they're believe or even read what I have PHILOSOPHY: industry returned the right to say what is best for society? Private working towards a career as a concerned, that we will supply then to say (because - that's reason DIRECTION: Where will it come from? What is a community college? industry said what was best for society when children were forced to journalist, these questions are with the same amount of water our enough)? Where will it come "With the new funding formula, the college will have to go out and work 16-hour days in the coal-mines of England and France. Private important but nevertheless are still residents have. And in times of It took me two years to realize "There has to be a co-operative approach between industry and get funding." — Fardoe industry said what was best for society when they came up with this rhetorical. drought we can not change the this- but hey, I went to public government. The board is there to set policies, within guidelines set up from? "We're still publicly funded, and will be until the specifics are nailed bullshit about spending two months' salary on an engagement ring. I have come to believe that total ratio of distribution unless done on school. Unlike 2/3 of the by the government. Like everyone else, the board has to work with "This board is open to new ideas. down." — Finkleman Yes, ladies and germs, DeBeers decided diamonds signify love. The objectivity is about as likely as a local scale as well. Projector's editorial staff (those government — it's a fact of life. Certain laws and rules have to be They're more pro-student than "In Quebec, the government is enivesting $50-million in the point, perhaps slightly overstated just now, is that private industry is global peace. And, this fact makes And this is a government for the elitists). adhered to." — Fardoe pro-government. Dealing with infrastructure — the buildings and equipment — of the community motivated by one thing, and one thing alone; profit. me question whether the power of people! This is, to the pleasure of "The government's philosophy I oppose strongly. People and these people makes me feel colleges on the island of Montreal alone. Here, all the government But with NAFTA coming through, it's an academic exercise to the media is a good or a bad thing. The point to all of this is that several (except Andrew democratic legislatures should decide on the direction for community positive about the board." — does is say 'cut, cut, cut."' — Friesen wonder who can best serve the needs of industry through this college. Is it right that the media be used something as important as Russel's Waterman - he and Mom are my colleges, not private industry. We can't leave the entire economy and Fardoe "We'll come up with a budget for the president and staff to work Because once it's here, the industries still left will quickly disappear. as a vehicle to convince thepublic editorial should be front and center. biggest fans), my last column for population to market forces." — Friesen "My understanding is there with. Their task is to do the most economical job possible. To hell with the free market. We live in the richest country in the of someone's righteousness, or Her message is far more important the Projectile. See me in twenty "We need to be able to respond to the nees of industry — to the needs should be more flexibility in "We will now be able to make decisions about revenue generation. of companies who say they need people who can do x and y if they are world, in many, many ways. There is nothing foreign governments guilt? to the readers than a $1000 bill not of so years - when I know what terms of the operation of the Who says we have to wait, or just take it from students? Now, we are won't do to get a piece of our pie. Let's have some bloody direction What if our intentions, if I may being cashed at Supervalu. I'm rambling about. to locate here." — Harrison college—it's intended to make masters of our own destiny." — Harrison only non-university post-secondary opportunity for the from government. Do away with the board, deep-six Free Trade and be included as part of the media, However, it is only an opinion School is almost finished - and "We are the the college better. The intentions "It's up to the board to raise what they can above their block funding. NAFTA, and build on the strengths of this country and its people. are genuine and for the betterment and it has to be on the editorial I'm glad, but it was one hell of a people of Manitoba — that's not being recognized. People don't are there; a lot will depend on Clayton Manness doesn't care how they do it (come in on budget). remember that RRCC was the hardest hit in the layoffs in 1991." John Hamilton of society as a whole? Can we page, or under a column flag. good time. Although how we as a college and board He's not interested in details." McDonnell McDonnell then let biases by? The public has to learn and unemployment has overstayed its approach the direction of the How does a journalist tell his understand that weare trading away welcome. college." — Finkleman or her readers, without our future, our freedom, and our This was the best two years of "I see it as a lack of policy compromising their integrity that pride. And for what - economic my life so far, pathetic eh? I have overall — it's not giving the FUNDING: AUTONOMY: college flexibility, it's not something - such as NAFTA - is despair as a result of mass met people I expect to have long- Are cutbacks on the way? going to destroy Canada as we unemployment. as a reslult of trying term relationships with, and others Will the board have it? saying which areas are "The board may not even know what their funding will be by April know it. to compete with too much too fast. "Board governance will bring a more co-operative spirit to the important. There lacks an I hope to never see again. 1. Not even all the board members are appointed yet. We could have Do we just present the facts and Reading Russel's column, along college. It also gives the college an opportunity to speak up for itself." overall sense of what the college The last two years provided the a scenario where the government will cut back by April 1, but I don't let them speak for themselves - with Christopher Dafoe's and — Fardoe should be doing. It's not clay-base I needed to shape my know what will happen." — Fardoe will that be enough to show Joe George Stephanson's, I have "The government's rationale is it will give greater flexibility and independence per se, it's life into something I enjoy and "We don't know what's going to happen with the budget. These are the carpenter, who is reading while realized that one must have a full independence to the colleges, but I don't think that was the only way independence with a lack of may even earn me a paycheck for. confusing times, and people aren't sure how they'll fare. " his wife is yacking at him to shovel understanding of an issue before to do it." — Friesen direction." — Friesen Good luck to all. Hope you all Finkleman the snow, that the shit is going to being so self-indulgent as to find jobs in this ugly economy. "If someone were to come to us —government or private business— "It will be a supply and demand hit the fan if we continue in the impose their views on others. and said they'll offer us, say, $50,000 to deliver a specific training type thing. In five years I hope "This is a terrible time for young people in Manitoba, and elsewhere, direction we are headed? I, as do my classmates (even the program for a year, and we looked at it and said it will only cost us RRCC is bigger, with more but if you look at other places, you see governments investing in So from the most under-rated colleges." — Friesen Can we presume that the intellectual first years), must first $30,000 to deliver, we'd say, yes, let's do it. But if we went to the employees, more students, and post secondary institution in the "Look at what's happening to universities and schools. If that 1 average reader is witty enough to become successful journalists government now, they would look at it and say `no, we don't have more of the kind of courses that country, happens to us, too, I don't want people to say, 'OK, here we go, the catch our message if it is presented before we can expect to have the $30,000', because all they do is look at the expenditures — that's the serve industry." — Harrison The Projector is Red River Community College's official CIAO. And thanks. first thing that happens with board governance is layoffs.'There are ethically? clout and the ability to influence way government works in Canada. "With the exception of the student newspaper. It is published by the RRCC Students' Corey Myco. certain things we have to do, but I hope we're worrying about How do you tell someone that the public climate and not be "With board governance we can look at the whole picture, make student and staff reps, the board Association on alternate Mondays from September to June, Thank-you, Correy, for pissing nothing. The government will tell us soon." — Harrison with a circulation of 5,000. the country is following the same chastised for it. decisions immediately, and have the authority to do things." is appointed by the government, people off all year. Ed. "Manness will block reduce the grant, based on 450 instructors times The Projector's mandate is to provide fair and objective Harrison and will do what the government 7:1 13 or 14, as opposed to the enforced 10-day layoff elsewhere in coverage of issues and events of interest to Red River's "With the greatest respect to the board, they will do their best. But if tells them." McDonnell the board screws up, the minister can take over at any time; and if it government. In other words, the college will be getting less money students. Any interested parties are invited to contribute. 0 = isn't a co-operative board, that will happen." McDonnell next year. No doubt about it." McDonnell Letters to the Editor are welcome on any subject, but must CD Register NOW n n be signed. The Projector reserves the right to edit for good re 0 Z./ taste, length and legality. The Editors can be contacted in Trailer K, through the for Summer Jobs! 0 C.) rD "People get caught up in worrying about what happens if it doesn't work. If it doesn't work, we'll change it. " John Harrison Students' Association office, or by calling 632-2479. For re C.J 0 advertising information, call 632-2473, or FAX 632-7896. 0 r—• Tuesday, March 16 CD EDITOR-IN-CHIEF, John Hamilton 0 Cl TUITION FEES: Will they go up? 0 0 Wednesday, March 17 0— "I don't see unfair tuition hikes coming. I can see them based on the cost of living. I can't see the government making massive cuts before the board comes in, then cutting them CD 0 NEWS EDITOR, Kim Coghill 0 loose to deal with them on their own." — Fardoe Thursday, March 18 • r—t "We are in a situation where the government is the primary funder of RRCC. We have to be financially responsible. We have to propose our budget to the government, and they — 6 0 ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR, Ray Puro • • • • • V1 CD can change it...It makes me wonder when people talk about tuition fee increases — we haven't even talked about it yet." — Harrison 73 at r1 0 re • VI 0 0 tuition fees go up, there'll be surcharges on studios, labs, and you'll have to pay for things like copies of transcripts."

M —re "All you have to do is look at the universities. Not only will I PRODUCTION COORDINATOR, Diana Giesbrecht 9:30 am - 2:30 pm I n ;7:7 a 3 — McDonnell Buffalo Place Alcove o M I 2 6 The Projector, March 15, 1993 The Projector, March 15, 1993 6 Ea Ea rtz Much Movies Off the Shelf

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,e4dec,nisia;-.4!1. The pause that refreshes. Michael Douglas engoys a Coke and a nice chat with some of L.A.'s more charming youths in Falling Down.

heroes and villains in the tradition angles, mirroring Douglas' mental Cinemateque to whom we owe our nurse) coming to grips with their Tom Wailemusic sets the mood for Night on Earth. Falling Down gratitude (March 12-15, except the own radically altered lives and, of Hollywood's simplistic "black state. James Newton Howard's and white" approach to life. Rather, review by Kenton Larsen suspense-filled musical score also 18th). This product from John now, uncertain futures. Their Night on Earth driver from the Ivory Coast who Of Mice and Men come expecting to get to know and helps heighten the tension level. Sayles (who wrote, directed, and friendship is formed out of a mutual review by Randy Matthes continually peppers her with review by Kenton Larsen love some very interesting people. At one time or another we've all And Douglas is only half of the edited) sparkles with well rounded necessity for each other and it is condescending questions about her with each other's help they begin For one reason or other Famous handicap. As her driver pulls away, dreamt of teaching the insensitive film-- the other half being Robert characters, accomplished acting, The taxi-cab, that place of Of Mice and Men is more to lay their own personal demons Players lacked the confidence in though, she has the last laugh and and corrupt world a lesson-perhaps Duvall as a police officer who, on and a healthy dollop of "suthern" random encounters and idle noteworthy for its lack of note to rest. Slowly, reluctantly, they Passion Fish to give it a regular we get a satisfying story about the using some heavy artillery to do his last day before retirement, finds atmosphere. conversation, is the center of action worthiness than anything else. learn to trust each other and begin Winnipeg release. As Sayles the stupidity of treating the blind agnificant masterpieces of the Western world are so. himself in hot pursuit of Douglas. Mary McDonnell (her effort in this anthology film from director The film, third to be based on the to move forward again in their lives. himself observed in a recent as helpless, when her driver pulls presented in their cultural and historical settings in this In Falling Down, Michael The ultimate and climactic earned her a nomination for Best Jim Jarmusch (Down by Law, Steinbeck novel of the same name, John Sayles —an independent Associated Press article, away. Rome offers a flamboyant, stunning series of nine one-hour video programs. Douglas does just that and lets off confrontation between Duvall and Actress with this year's Oscars) Mystery Train). was in and out of the theatres so M film maker who is known for telling mainstream movies over the last excitable cabbie confessing his From the elegant classical tradition to energetic and more than a little steam (more like Douglas is both poetic and fitting. plays Mary-Alice, a soap opera Jarinusch places you in five tax is fast last fall most movie-goers can't extraordinary stories about ten years have been getting more sexual transgressions to an aging spontaneous modern art, each artistic movement is interpreted a few clips). No neat and tidy Hollywood ending star who's career comes to an abrupt on the same night in five different recall it. Now available on video, ordinary people (Matewan, The simplistic and this may explain the priest trapped in the backseat. And through its major Paintings, Sculptures, & works of Architecture. Douglas is a nerdy Rambo who here. end when an auto accident renders cities across the world - Los the film is no masterpiece, but its Return of the Secaucus Seven, and Famous Player's nixing of a local set in the early hours of wintery The programs provide unusual perspectives and close-up finds his breaking point in a Los Schumacher has crafted a film her a paraplegic. She retreats to her Angeles, New York, Paris, Rome no dog (or rodent) either. Eight Men Out— has crafted a gentle engagement. Helsinki, the sad final story has a examination of monuments and artworks that books or other Angeles traffic Jam. He leaves his that swings wildly from black childhood home for her and Helsinki. The stories are linked The original film version was and witty adult drama lush with "What has marginalized my driver and three working class men media alone cannot convey: eye-level views of the famous car and begins a murderous comedy to violent drama. recuperation, a large house in the only by the director's style, Tom released in 1939 starring Lon humanity. Not one character in this movies more than anything else... swapping tales of hardship and Romanesque sculpture at Autun Cathedral; the flying buttresses rampage through the city. At first Amazingly, he is able to make it grand ol' southern style located in Waits' bleary cocktail blues score Chaney and Burgess Meredith. film is a cardboard cut-out, each is that they' re complex, and the tragedy. of Chartres from new angles on the parapets; Cizanne's studio his only goal is to make his work. the Bayou country of Louisiana. and a simple set of clocks on a wall Over 50 years later it is still one well developed and adding to characters are complex," says Despite five locales and some at Arles, excactly as he left it; the face of Bernini's The Ecstasy daughter's birthday party but he Douglas is nothing short of While ostensibly a movie about at LAX. Mercifully, the director considered one of the greatest films Sayles. remarkable cinematography which of St. Theresa - only the sculptor himself has come closer. quickly gets off track. remarkable. He deftly handles the her recovery this is far more than a the story's overall complexity. made no effort to concoct the kind ever made. But don't let all this talk about effectively captures the flavour of The cinematography along with the commentary of Along his way he gathers an delicate balance between the "ailment of the week" chronicle. These are people we can care about of tenuous plot device which link Attempting to remake such a complexity throw you, this remains each city as the taxis careen through arsenal of weapons that would frustrated everyman and the "over- Rather, it is a story about two because their trials could easily be stories in so many other film might be considered either a internationally known art experts help viewers to appreciate simply a good story, well told. the streets, Night on Earth is not a each work and understand why and how it was created. make Schwarzenegger jealous, and the-top" lunatic. Despite his illness women (Alfre Woodard is our own. For this reason, do not anthologies. sign of great courage or utter Check it out while you can. large or sweeping movie. At least ART OF THE WESTERN WORLD truly represents the history doesn't hesitate to use them against the audience can still identify with Chantelle, Mary-Alice's private come to Passion Fish expecting In LA, Corky (a successful stupidity. Ambitious or stupid, not on the basis of the individual of the visual arts through two millenia of social turbulance any annoyances such as street him. stretch for Winona Ryder) is a director Gary Sinise takes the stories. By that, I mean they have thugs, bigots, and grocery store In this age of mass-market film- foulmouthed cabbie who aspires nostalgic approach in his the kind of them es, c harac teriza tion Hosted by noted - clerks, that get in his path. o-matic, it's a welcome change to to be a mechanic. She picks up interpretation of the story, using historian and journalist and dialogue you might expect But hold it right there! This film see mainstream talent in a film that Victoria (Gena Rowlands), a high sweeping camera shots to tug at Micheal Wood with from short stories rather than from may sound like just another crowd— doesn't play by the rules. powered Hollywood casting scout the heart strings when ever the support from the world's a movie. pleasing violence flick, and that's and they make their way to Beverly story telling goes flat. leading historians. But in the bigger picture, maybe certainly how it's being marketed. Hills. They trade stories, form a John Malkovitch (Dangerous the cumulative purpose of the Episode 1 Wed Theatre However, nothing could be further rough bond and by the time they Liaisons, Places in the Heart) stars Passion Fish stories is to portray the isolation The Classical Ideal Mar 24 12-1 White from the truth. arrive at her home, Victoria is as Lennie the man-child, and Sinise and uncertainty everyone feels as Episode 2 Sure Falling Down has some review by Ray A. Puro convinced Corky has what it takes co-stars as George, Lennie's AlVhite Garment of Churches Mar 31 12-1 White they make their way through the corny one liners that are to be a movie star. protector. The film chronicles the world, each in their own taxis. Or Episode 3 (presumably there for the arnie It is a pity one of last year's best In New York, Helmut, a recent two men's arrival on a farm in The Early Renaissance Apr 7 12-1 Black maybe Jim Jarmusch just likes crowd) but there are only enough movies has not enjoyed the local East German emigre who can California's Salinas Valley, where Episode 4 The High Renaissance there to satisfy Hollywood release it deserves. While pictures barely drive, stops for Yo-Yo taxis. their hard work earns the Apr 14 12-1 White In the end, these stories of human executives and create a trailer that with insipid plots and shallow (Giancarlo Esposito), a black fare admiration of their co-workers. Episode 5 interaction or the failure to make Realms of Light: The Baroque Apr 21 12-1 Black makes the film look like Revenge characters pollute some of the needing a ride to Brooklyn. On the Disaster, though, awaits. of the Nerds Part 3. theatres in this city, the wonderful way, Yo-Yo picks up his rowdy that connection are a little slow to Episode 6 Malkovitch steals the show with An Age of Reason, An Age of Passion Apr 28 12-1 White The Douglas character is no cut- movie that is Passion Fish must sister-in-law Angela (RosiePerez). unfold but also told with another incredible performance to considerable skill and a sharp eye. Esode 7 and-dried hero. The film makes it sneak into town to be screened at Yo-Yo fights with Angela and add to his already impressive A If your tastes run towards the -Fresh View: Impressionism quite clear he is mentally ill and one of the city's smallest venues mocks Helmut, a former circus resume. His sensitive portrayal of And Post-Impressionism May 5 12-1 White thoughtful and reflective as openly entertains the possibility he (and for a showing of less than two clown, for his silly name. By the a tragic figure will leave many an Episode 8 opposed to Hollywood's typical is out to harm his own family. weeks duration no less). We can end of the movie this story proved eye damp. In o The 20th Century May 12 12-1 White crash and bang offerings, Night on Director Joel Schumacher' s Los only be thankful theatres like itself the most humourous and While it never attains the lofty Episode 9 Earth will reward your attention. In Our Own Time May 19 12-1 White Angeles is reminiscent of Cinemateque and Cinema 3 exist enjoyable of the five. heights of the 1939 original, Of Scorsese's New York in Taxi otherwise Winnipegers might The movie then switches over to Mice and Men is still a thought This series is highly recommended for inspection and inspiration to Driver, and appears to be on the forever be denied a large screen subtitles and a European provoking tear-jerker. And it beats viewing of many small box-office all students of Art, Design, Communication, Architecture and History. verge of exploding into violence. sensibility. In Paris, a gorgeous the hell out of Coles Notes. Screenings are free and open to all RRCC students and staff Nearly every scene contains staik gems. blind woman gets in the cab of a close-ups and bizarre camera In the case of Passion Fish it is Woodard, Strathairn, and Mary McDonnel in Sayles' Passion Fish. Human drama at its finest. 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The Pursuit of Happiness- • The Downward Road (Poly) by Jason Beck • ■ writing about lust and corruption. -.1.4(4,1:11:(14;V:M)35 The third release from The Pursuit •r -;A . —4-!--4 7—<:7t1711:4*.;! of Happiness finds the band following "Forbidden World" deals with the loss ‘4teelA$M1,P,Vitfl .i44.3 .•„. • of virginity, "In Her Dreams" touches 1.!?•rt- 1;kAtii a number of roads "\s,.;";- " • 4cqy. .5_ 4 freira-F.;3..\!041 )7:a On one of them, they encounter on repressed sexual fantasy and "I'm tykrtA70-5Thars.V: Winnie the Pooh... Ashamed Of Myself" finds Berg "I want „54.2,-1;4,4-3/40at5 *e Recorded in Los Angeles (during questioning the nature of lust: • x

to tell you that I love you, but I don't 111 c. - 4 • the L.A. riots) with producer Ed t , a ..• . „ Stasium (Van H alen, The Smithereens), even know you/I can't tell you I lust c • -51 a Is • the 16-track LP has a slightly heavier you so I keep it to myself." IN Pa r o • 1 sound than the group's previous efforts. Perhaps the record's most perverse ir • .:•f Lyrically, however, vocalist Moe cut is "Honeytime," an innuendo-laden `r-t -.-- ^• 1 rt" • 21'1.73pkr....;;:)...::"..-:,-P".tet.I.A:SZ.`:.':`,4-•::::•f: ::.•%.•. * **13 '••• • ••••••••• ';(r4--::•;11 Y#?; CK Berg on again splits personas. rocker in which Berg takes on the 4: :•••• .• • ' ..-Crel re aA 1 guise of the almighty Winnie the Pooh. 4rk.;14-SI:* - • . Though most of the cuts are written 1.4 • • ":•:. if.- • A .3 ,;q1; .11 from the perspective of a cynical victim Like the first two TPOH releases, 54•••,•.÷: • " 54:Me..1:% ; I :;4."1 4 7... •• 'I' iii. q ),‘.. The Downward Road's appeal lies in t . • 'S .17 of love, Berg also reveals glimpses of VP Li: 1:11,1121. *: :: ...... ,., :1 .: 1 1,:::L the gritty realism of Berg's lyrics :k .;?". s . • the helpless romantic within himself. ;1‘::".\7.4.--)i411:*1/49:11'a. .1::::::r.,./01/4y: . itr;57.. ":::::._,?..4-1.41 71./.1.: •••: . Ali:"... l::- Ir. ■ .0:,.:.•,:ig9,4:;?..,i.0 .i e. a;;. V re: J-1 4S 4• •••••p• - :.••• • •• 1 Surprisingly, the LP's best track is a accompanied by hard-hitting yet ;e7j*1., ep:Olt -AeR,..09NLii 1.:::. melodic pop compositions. While the .. • .....1:4115-1.01,:::::•?:.;:).7:.;;;.:,. ;,P.."t , syrupy acoustic love song that is more t1/41/141.1. 1{%.1■; ---c-lr' .C.1: • . • •.5. :::::;;;;;;;;;;;: : . ..k.'ketIC' 'et a •:c • songs are stylistically similar, Berg's :.. "Cit•:.;%ikt1••7-•,,:r.. ;:::".1?;.t•It'f•:4;1.+1";:<::14:-.7:1 elk .. 4 ■ • sensual and emotional than even "All .I.' .7.:vr..T.r . ICE:tCI.iI.;:?.')::"..C4., •. • • • ..cticil•-•:?...e.A•ii:.: •. 1..:•:::*.:‘::: 7::!:::;9: °•••-4 .13! • -e• Want" from their last album. On lyrics and vocal harmonies allow the ..-,...:,,;(....4.,..e.:-...!.... .;-.7:i2;..-.3:1-ifr...... ,1;:::.:.:te... ."...v, . 'A„..,, , • 1°1.7:,.1 t, 3:: -(4•?.i .k■ rci T? ;%``f:•:t i:-1 : : )-). .... •q.t.- 7 -R1-3)/...,....-.-,,. ,r2.-s.„nr• ...-„:z. "Pressing Lips,"Berg confesses endless record to maintain a certain freshness • ••••■•••••:,.. •-re te,rt Ar • 4.•••••••• 1 ..::>-:..-x,•;;;!..7-::::-.7:.•;;;,,..,;(.••- - - -T: $t; • love: "I can't give you the moon or the of its own. The disc includes a few et: Weia•Ta • stars/But you can have the contents of filler tracks, but it also contains some 7 LI • -.•• 97:41,4 my melancholy heart." of the group's best work. , . ZEN BUNGALOW Is (left to right) Rod Slaughter, Greg Lev, Grant Page, and Al Wolanin. :::=. fi?...;N:?2 On the rest of The Downward Road, The record does not include a track ;1;6,•: tyik.l -R:.:•;..1:1t.::":4';';',:if:.:-.1:. ,! 19 f,;'-i.!::."-. ...1,.. - % „... Berg explores ruined relationships as infectious as "I'm An Adult Now, ....:..:....,••...... _ ...... _.,,...... „. ' y` , :!'::;.::::::.::::".•••!;.*::•:•••:i*?.: • • • • • • .7: • dit• :11 : ;...... •;:: As the funding for Zen A fourpiece band, this was and lead vocalist Shawn ....‘ — • •:•. '.".•:...;... • :4! :• ..:".:::::; f./..1 i-: ("Bored Of You"), lost love ("Heavy but cuts such as "Pressing Lips," r./.. ■ Bungalow's new video came from Catharsis' second gig of their not Fedorchuk belts out lots of yelling Metal Tears," "A Villa In Portugal"), "Cigarette Dangles" and "The •••••:••:.:•.•::::;: • .,•• ;.';;;•-.•••.•: • .. : • •• : ; .. ••• •• .....::•:,..:::::.:: : :12/ 4 : t:T.S.."...C.:■ Cl;2.•:....-....::.•;7.•. • ..Er ?:'::.141 :t ::: :::•• - .- '...... '"':••••:*••;..."...... /..:°•:::•-•2•::.:• ■ • Jason Beck a Much Music Videofact grant, the Kevin Duke yet illustrious career. and little singing. ose. e . • ..-... .. .. and alcoholism ("Crashing Down"), Downward Road" come pretty cl „•:::::‘'..,:;:,.:::::?..-,7,4 i sr' VZI • u '...t* . :,: -...,:',..... --;,..'.-.....:: .:.....•::.:::.....::::.';.11:.(eiht 0: - O. .L,.• group is confident that it will not B i ■ Their first gig started rather One audience member though he spends most of his time : • , .:• ;• • :••••: •...0 '.'. 41; -...•,•?. ?, Winnipeg's Zen Bungalow are only be professionally produced, It's name is non-imaginative, but inausipiciously when Scott the suggested that, "Maybe they • , ; : :••••••••- ••••:: "•• •: •••••••:*. C-(477Vt..i.45.015.irik —2. 4? • hoping to milk some national but aired on the station as well. at least the name of The Alternative bass player broke a string minutes would be good on acid." In terms of credibility within the N-441 ogni ion out of their debut witn this increaseexposure in Cabaret is appropriate for this venue. before going onstage. Not having That acid might come in handy Jagger we're talking about. Come on DiY - Teenage Kicks and Starry the egalitarian spirit of the punk music industry, Hitchcock is not in album. mind, the band will be touring An eclectic group of four bands any spares,they had to ferret out a to enjoy the final act, Raw Sewage, Mick, take some chances. Stretch Eyes (UK Pop I and II 1976-79) movement, any Dick, Jane, or yourself, especially those lips, just a need of respect; what he needs is more • .4 19 So far, the release of their ten- across Canada once the video is was assembled last Monday and it replacement from another band. Rhino Wreckless Enc ( WholeWrdeWorld ) who I regrettably could not stay to Reviews attcn on.B + . . . little. B review by Randy at es with an idea is invited p y. S track independent LP Milky , has completed. was my first visit to this location Interestingly or inane, Catharsis ens() just as satisfying as the big names are prompted airplay in different In the meantime, rumors persist since it changed it's format and name uses only the first names of the But at least their name is more Mick Jagger Robyn Hitchcock and the Gene Loves Jezebel- The acronym stands for Do it the many lesser lights who either spent markets, and garnered much that the group will be picked up by from the Tom Tom Club. band members. imaginative than The Alternative their careers recording in near obscurity Wandering Spirit Egyptians-Respect (A & M) Heavenly Bodies (BMG) yourself - sound advice for the United attention in the Winnipeg media. a major label in the next year. If Starting off the evening was an Byron, the lead vocalist explains Cabaret's. Kin gdom's fr hi ed youth or possessed just enough in iration InToronto this week to shoot a this occurs, Wolanin says, it would interesting trio called ree Blind review by Ray A. Puro by Jason Beck by Jason Beck that the band is trying to avoid circa 1976 who picked up guitars, for one great tune or album before video for their first single, "This do wonders for the credibility of Mice. typical rock and roll cliches. Any longtime Robyn Hitchcock fans Remember Genes Loves Jezebel? adopted slogans and bridged the chasm dropping off the edge of the music Mick Jagger is truly a survivor in the who thought he sounded a little too That was the group fronted by Welsh Could Very Well Be True," the the local scene and, in particular, Together since just November, Just 20 years old and in his first In a career that has between fan and artist in the face of world. - music industry. normal on his last release, Perspex twins Jay and Michael Aston that broke band has been too focused on their Oh Yah! Records. Three Blind Mice did an all original band, Byron says that he always 1,4113RE domestic strife on the streets and Among the former, check out the spanned almost three decades he has onto the alternative scene with their work to notice the "It would work out best for Oh set except for a dynamite cover of wanted to be in a band but he did ARE Island, need not be concerned. pompous dinosaur rock on the charts. Tom Robinson Band with the attention they've 010 T learned the secret of longevity in a The wit and lyrical wizardry that Promise LP back in 1983. P , r received. Yah! and our band if we got picked Zepplin's Over the Hills and Far not know what he could do. business where you're only as good as But these two discs (from a new infectious "2-4-6-8 Motorway" or enabled the British artist to emerge as Well, it's ten years later, Jay Aston f,r 3 up by a major label soon," he said. Away. your last success. The secret, of course, nine volume set which chronicles both Brain Tchaikovsky with a slab of ti, 4 "We've been too busy to think "I was terrified of singing." a buried treasure on the indie and U.S. is now on his own, and the spark that With 0 is in never straying too far from your the UK and American punk/new wave Springsteen styled melodrama ("The about the hype," guitarist Al "For Oh Yah!, it would raise only an acoustic guitar and Now with a couple of gigs under college scenes over the past fourteen once made the group an interesting The quality music thrift afore bread and butter, namely what your scenes from 1975 to 80) don't offer the Girl of My Dreams"). As for the latter, Wolanin said recently. their profile across Canada, and it electric bass to accompany him, his belt, Byron would like the band years is very much alive on his new entity is long gone. fans expect from you. In Jagger's case nihilistic dole-qeue rants of early punk how many of us are familiar with the ,. `i`seRidghatndnohwop, iwneg're jusvitdgetwtindgl would be good for our exposure singer Jeff Holland impressed with "to become ridiculously popular." CASH LP. In fact, Respect is one of the most The band that once boasted an A that's basic rock'n roll in the blues rock (well represented on other vols Jags (sounding eerily like E.C. and the well-produced, polished testimonials extremely dense guitar rock sound and too." a strong vocal performance. Catharsis may not become for your tradition and, for the most part, that's anyway). No, unlike their angrily Attractions with "B ack of My Hand"), of Hitchcock's creativity released to a creative vocal approach is currently break us across Canada. Every time In light of the recession, and the Possessing a voice reminiscent of ridiculously popular, but they exactly what Wandering Spirit is. posturing peers, the snotty popsters The Only Ones, the Kursaal Flyers or compact discs, cassettes, date (alongside such gems as Fegrnania writing music about as inspiring and we achieve something, we always decreasing number of local clubs Living Color's Corey Glover and a demonstrated they can write solid If your a Stones fan (and who isn't?) and older pub rockers featured here the Yachts, all of whom leave us with musical instruments & and Queen Elvis). innovative as Michael Bolton (just for want to one-up it and do something available for original acts to young Steve Winwood, Holland is original tunes. you'll love cuts like Sweet Thing, Out never wanted to destroy the three enjoyable tunes? Produced by John Leckie (XTC), the record: that's meant to be a better." music books! of Focus, and the title cut Wandering minute pop song. Instead they Neither disc is perfect. Each contains perform in, the growing the standout in this band. His Vince, the guitarist, describes the ten-track collection exemplifies putdown). • • • Spirit. In fact, if you close your eyes borrowed the energy and left the music which seems quaint now, as The line-up of Wolanin, vocalist independent recording scene has technique of jumping octaves while the band as a cross between early Hitchcock's many faces as a The most lifeless guitar-rock t you may, at times, think this is a Stones politics, claiming the pop song as their skiff-le or mediocre British Invasion •-:::; Greg Lev (both formerly of Tabula meant a lot to groups like Zen singing is original and colorful. P.I.L. and the Cure. songwriter. Backing up his guitar- composition of the weak crop is "Wild Buy, Trade, Consign & Layaway album, so close to the formula does own and giving it a much needed kick must seem to people who experienced Mica),ca), bassist Rod Slaughter and Bungalow. When asked what he wants to get His guitar playing was quite oriented compositions with a John Horse," a painfully redundant and . ,.., CDs & TAPES/ Jagger stay. in the ass. Later for the "I hate the those trends first time around. There's drummer Grant Page (both According to Wolanin, the local out of the band, Holland replies "a good, but the band was a little Lennon-esque vocal style, the artist obnoxious cut that repeats the line 44 MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS But the album's brightest moments Queen" stuff. These guys and girls still too much pop and not enough power explores love, religion and mortality "Just gimme gimme gimme gimme gel formerly of Crimson Garden) has scene has a lot of advantages to challenge. I guess it is escapism." empty sounding with just one come when Jagger does stray. The cover saw possibilities in the Beatles and the on the some tracks and you wonder if Across from Deluca's in a surprisingly upbeat manner. gimme gimme gimme what I ask for..." 1 together since the summer of been offer homegrown bands, provided Holland previously tried guitar and no backing vocals. . of the Bill Wither's tune Use Me might Who. maybe one killer disc wouldn't have 943 Portage Ave. Alongside commercial cuts like about a zillion times. Not since The L.,. 1991. Since signing with Thom that they know exactly what they performing on his own, but that is An RRCC Computer Analyst/ be the best cut on the album. However Many "stars" of the scene, artists been a better idea for this particular "Driving Aloud (Radio Storm)," the Human League's infamous "Rock Me AI Sparling's indie label, Oh Yah! want. "stuff I don't want to do anymore. Programmer grad, Byron the song is so heavily influenced by who have evolved and some of whom punk stream. cri 788-0967 ballad "Arms of Love" and "The Yip Again and Again and Again an gain Records, the group has been "Winnipeg's a great place to get I've sorta grown up. Lenny Kravitz (who sings on the track) continue to record fifteen years later, Taken collectively though, the 38 I want to be possesses a quality voice but his N Song" (which may be the poppiest and Again and Again" has a band and done in the Kravitz style, that its are well represented. Nick Lowe offers songs Rhino has chosen to represent playing showcases and recording an act together," he said, "but the around friends" stage presence and vocal syle Ray'ay s song about old age since Elvis inflicted such never-ending lyrical 1,.)k:i • inclusion on a Jagger album seems up "So it Goes" and "Mary Prevost" a the UK pop scene do serve as a neat & in hopes of fine tuning the Zen idea is to sell it elsewhere.' It was curious to see a band like needs some honing before he can Costello's "Veronica"), Hitchcock torture on unsuspecting listeners. incongruous. As well, Jagger's hurrunable ditty about a movie star summation of an exciting period in 1 Bungalow sound by the time of "Winnipeg bands seem to be far Three Blind Mice playing without become as prominent as a front includes a number of experimental Sadly, the other ten cuts can be summed P r rendition of the Irish folk song who dies alone in her apartment to be rock and roll which continues to Milky's enough away from the Toronto tracks. The most interesting include up in one word: dull. release. the accompanyment of drums, but man. Handsome Molly is truly inspired. consumed up by her Daschund. resonate through today's alternative scene to avoid getting caught in e %ti\ the innuendo-laden "Wafflehead" and Gene probably doesn't love Jezebel "In the last few months, we've this should be remedied in the near Kittens was the third band to 1 1‘ I al ii*H441V Aistoia N•It. Perhaps Jagger should think of turning Alongside Lowe, Joe Jackson ("Ls She music. Teenage Kicks is more : "When I Was Dead," a song about anymore. arrived at the sound we wanted," trends, so they're able to rely on future. take to the stage. Ray's v. Ray's out an entire album of traditional Really Going Out with Him?"), consistent than Starry Eyes but both being dead that ultimately leads to a In fact, Gene's undoubtedly bored Wolanin explained. their own influences. That's why "To tell you the truth man, snack if \ 04:01 sport Squeeze ("Up the Junction"), XTC titles will inspire fond memories if I really A three piece unit, Kittens is a covers- I know I would buy it. dinner party with God and the devil. with Jezebel by now. D "I think we've shaken the the two to bands in the city at any want a drummer" says Holland. raw, driving, non-melodic, Now comes the hard part, rating it. If ("Life Begins at the Hop", "This is you've heard the music before and Ripe with lyrical imagery, catchy wr time usually don't sound alike.' PARTICIPACTION Wandering Spirit was the product of Pop?") and the Undertones emerge as serve as excellent primers to the scene cobwebs off from our other bands Next to take the stage was anarchic band. Not necessarily hooks and wit, Respect is a solid 19 the true talent among the pack. if you haven't. and finally taken shape. newcommer to the scene, Catharsis. bad, Kittens has a good drummer MAKES anyone else with a lesser pedigree it addition to the Hitchcock catalogue. would be a B+/A, but this is Mick But hey, this is a compilation and in Teenage Kicks A/Starry Eyes B+ PERFECT PBRTICIA3177017 c •2.]:, The Projector, March 15, 1993 The Projector, March 15, 1993

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