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dth photo illustration/allison russell Georgetown University and the University of California Playboy Magazine ranked UNC as at Los Angeles. having the top university sex life. Trykowski said Duke University ranked 25th in student sex life. By Rachel Schmitt Playboy editors ranked the top 100 universities in Staff Writer the country using an internal point system based on several sources of public data, Trykowski said. UNC has been ranked as the No. 1 “best value” uni- He added that besides ranking party schools, the versity for its affordability and quality of education. magazine also ranked individual categories, including But Playboy Magazine has a different interpretation sex life, nightlife and sporting life. of how much bang students get for their buck. Playboy cited the high ratio of females to males, In Playboy Magazine’s recently released “Top 10 the attractiveness of UNC women and their “progres- Party Schools” rankings, UNC snagged the title of top sive” attitudes as the main factors contributing to the university sex life. University’s No. 1 ranking. “I was a little surprised that UNC came out No. 1 on “I didn’t know Playboy did research,” said sopho- the overall rankings, but I’m glad after reading more more Marcus Smith. about the University,” said Tyler Trykowski, editorial Jenifer Zanzonico, a health promotion specialist at assistant at Playboy. UNC, said the criteria for the rankings seem subjective. Other universities named as honorable mentions for the quality of their sex life include Yale University, See Playboy, Page 9 Towing ban on Shorter hours at dining spots ness, respectively. “There are plenty of Alpine Bagel Cafe and The student dining board of Chick-fil-A both are open directors changed vendors’ opera- options with the num- hold until 2013 tion hours in April, said Scott Myers, less this semester. director of food and vending for ber of people that are The ordinance was challenged Carolina Dining Services. going through.” The town is appealing a by George King, owner of George’s Chick-fil-A, one of several food Janell Smith Scott Myers, court decision banning Towing & Recovery, who said it was Staff Writer vendors in Lenoir Mainstreet, now not within the town’s power to regu- opens at 9 a.m. instead of 7:30 a.m. director of food and vending for CDS the towing ordinance. late towing. Fans of Chick-n-Minis now have and closes at 7 p.m. instead of 8 King’s attorney, Thomas Stark, less time each morning to grab p.m. available breakfast options — and By Holly West said the ordinance was an uncon- a pack due to reduced hours at Alpine Bagel Cafe now closes at thinly spread student demand. Staff Writer stitutional attempt to regulate Chick-fil-A in Lenoir Mainstreet. 10 p.m. instead of 2 a.m. Since the beginning of the semes- trade. Chick-fil-A and Alpine Bagel Myers said the opening of ter, Chick-fil-A has seen an esti- Chapel Hill won’t be enforcing a “The constitution is unequivo- Cafe both had their hours reduced Freshens in Lenoir Mainstreet and mated 10 percent decrease in profit, towing ordinance anytime soon. cal on that point,” he said. “It really this semester after seeing poor the 24-hour Wendy’s in the Student The town is in the process of didn’t make a lot of sense for the early morning and late night busi- Union have led to more readily See dining locations, Page 9 appealing an August court decision town of Chapel Hill to appeal this. that ruled the town’s towing ordi- If they wanted to change that policy, nance invalid — a process that could they would have to talk to a legisla- take until early 2013. tor.” The town filed a motion for a But Chapel Hill officials argue Ine∞cient use of classroom space temporary stay of the ruling, which that it is their duty to make laws that would have allowed the towing protect residents from predatory the two locations because those ordinance to be enforced until the towing. UNC fails to meet the were the only times the classes fall 2011 classroom data appeals court reaches a decision. But “We believe towns have certain standards for efficient he needed were available. the motion was denied by the court rights to protect our citizens,” said But while Lee was running 323 on Sept. 17. town councilman Gene Pease. classroom utilization. between classes, many class- classrooms available on campus The ordinance — approved “If there’s practices going on rooms on North Campus were by the Chapel Hill Town Council that we believe puts our citizens in By Jessica New sitting empty. February — capped the amount tow- danger, we believe we have rights to Staff Writer The UNC Classroom Policy 49.1 ing companies could charge for their regulate that.” Steering Committee is seek- average number of desks per room services. But until the appeals court makes Adam Lee was five minutes ing to address this problem by It also increased the number a decision on the ordinance — which late every day for his Chinese working to improve the inef- of signs towing companies were could take months — the fate of class in Cobb Hall last year. ficient use of classroom space on 35 hours/week required to post and mandated towing in Chapel Hill remains in Lee ran from his econom- campus. UNC-system standard for amount of they allow people to pay with credit flux. ics class in the FedEx Global A report filed by the UNC- instruction in each room cards. After the court receives argu- Education Center, but he only system General Administration The law went into effect on May ments from both sides, it will decide had 10 minutes to do so. found that UNC-Chapel Hill 1 — and was blocked by Superior if a hearing is needed. Lee said he was forced to does not meet the standards 17.7 hours/week Court Judge Orlando Hudson a day schedule his classes that way average amount of instruction per room later. See towing, Page 9 despite the distance between See classrooms, Page 9 during core hours from 8 a.m. to 2 p.m.

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On Monday, Sean Gartland, Gartland said. a UNC senior and former ITS He said he faces no mobile ser- By Andrew Edwards employee, opened up his own Apple vice repair competition in the local dth/kathryn bennett Staff Writer service center on Franklin Street. community. Sean Gartland works on an iPhone out of his shop iCan Fix It on Franklin And Gartland said his rates “I believe we are the only legiti- Street on Wednesday. He does MacBook and iPhone repairs. Navigating a tough economy has are much cheaper than the RAM mate business offering these ser- forced workers in the business world Shop’s. vices in Chapel Hill, definitely on “Having worked at ITS for so long, I realized how to delay a once common long-term Located above East End Oyster Franklin Street,” Gartland said. investment — heading back to school. & Martini Bar on Franklin Street, Gartland added that his goal is much more lucrative the mobile market is.” Demand for traditional two-year Gartland’s store, iCan Fix It, shares not to draw business away from the masters in business administration Sean Gartland, iCan Fix It on Franklin Street a space with a tattoo parlor. RAM Shop, but to give students a (MBA) programs has been largely on “We’re just really trying to get it different choice that offers reason- the decline nationally, according to the out now — our parts are top of the able prices. traffic, and Merritt said he wasn’t At iCan Fix It, each would cost 2012 Application Trends Survey con- line, we’re convenient and we’re com- But the introduction of Macs to concerned about competition. $560 and $625, respectively, ducted by the Graduate Management petitive with pricing,” Gartland said. the CCI program has significantly At the RAM Shop, a hard drive Gartland said. Admission Council. “I try to have lower prices by 20 increased the RAM Shop’s busi- replacement will cost roughly $250 Junior Amir Vig said if he was in At UNC’s Kenan-Flagler Business to 30 percent,” Gartland added. ness, said Lee Merritt, tech support to $300. But Gartland said he will need of a phone repair, he would go School, admissions to its full-time The RAM Shop is the primary specialist at the RAM Shop. charge $90 to $200 for the same to iCan Fix It over the RAM Shop. MBA program have fallen by 8.5 on-campus option for students to “We’re swamped right now. Our replacement. “I would choose the lowest avail- percent this year. This trend reflects repair their computers that are not business has continued to rise over A 13-inch laptop screen replace- able price,” he said. several years of declining applications purchased through the Carolina the past two years,” Merritt said. ment at the RAM Shop would cost nationwide. Computing Initiative. The RAM Shop is increasing its about $600, and a 15-inch replace- Contact the desk editor at The decline in applications is widely Before opening iCan Fix It, staff size to manage this increase in ment would cost $700 to $800. [email protected]. attributed to concern about the highly competitive, unstable job market. Some students, such as 2011 Kenan-Flagler graduate Elizabeth Ann Ashley, have concerns about falling behind in the job market by Puppets gone wild taking time off to get a postgraduate degree. Bob Moffat, senior channel marketing manager at Rubbermaid and an evening MBA student at Emory University’s Goizueta Business School, said a job isn’t guaranteed in today’s business world. “It’s a competitive job market — less hiring is taking place,” Moffat said. “It’s truly not a short-term game.” Amy Wittmayer, director of the MBA Career Management Center at Kenan-Flagler, said the economic climate has made the job search for MBA graduates more challenging. “Challenges remain in the broader employment arena, where newly minted MBAs are competing with the larger labor pool of experienced workers,” she said in an email. Sherry Wallace, director of MBA admissions at Kenan-Flagler, said in an email that the quality of admitted applicants hasn’t decreased, and the school is working to meet the challenges of a smaller applicant pool. “We have added more recruiting events within the United States to attract more domestic candidates,” Wallace said. “We have increased the dth/maddi brantley number of receptions we host that Marianne Gingher, a UNC English professor, holds handmade puppets from the Jabberbox Puppets Theater production “Rumpus in Rome.” bring together alumni with prospec- tive applicants.” Despite the nationally declining ArtsCenter hosts a grown-up puppet show for adults number of full-time MBA program applicants, the business world still By Elizabeth Tew play,” Gingher said. “So we left depressed — see ‘rumpus in rome’ views the degree as an important tool Staff Writer but it taught us a lot.” for career advancement. With the success of their first production in Time: 8 p.m. today and Saturday Ashley, who works as a sales representative at Newell Rubbermaid, is Even puppets need to have a raunchy time. 2010 of “African Queens,” the duo has seen its Location: The ArtsCenter in Carrboro And they’ll have it today at The fan base expand. considering seeking an MBA. ArtsCenter in Carrboro when Jabberbox “I have to pinch myself,” Seabrooke said. Info: bit.ly/T4ANxs “Eventually, but not with my cur- Puppet Theater presents its production of “It’s very exciting.” rent job,” she said. “I feel like a lot of “Rumpus in Rome.” Their latest production, “Rumpus in “We’re trying to give adult audiences the the people I work with have gone back Marianne Gingher, an English professor Rome,” reintroduces fans to Fuzzy and Beej opportunity to be frivolous and let their guard a little later in their career.” at UNC, and her friend of 38 years, Deborah — this time in Rome. Fuzzy, the American down and laugh at stupid stuff,” she said. She said the potential payoff of get- Seabrooke, created Jabberbox in 2009. ambassador to Rome, invites Beej to help Jeri Lynn Schulke, stage director at The ting an MBA would be worth the risk: It all began with their trip to Africa to visit plan a ball for Queen Elizabeth II during her ArtsCenter, said she always enjoys the less con- “There’s a lot of opportunities to move Gingher’s son. On the plane ride, the friends Diamond Jubilee. ventional forms of art like Jabberbox shows. further in a career with an MBA.” amused themselves by creating the now-pop- “We thought Rome would be fun because “We don’t limit ourselves as far as theater is Moffat, a 2005 UNC political sci- ular characters of Fuzzy and Beej. it’s sort of a city of love,” Gingher said. concerned,” she said. “We try to present a vast ence graduate, said an MBA repre- “We wanted to write about that adventure “Essentially, everybody in this play is look- range of performance styles and opportunities sents a long-term commitment. and thought using puppets would be fun,” ing for love and having difficulty being with not only for people performing, but for our “Those who are going back (to Gingher said. the person they love.” community.” school) and seeking an MBA are say- While Gingher said she has always loved Gingher and Seabrooke make the puppets Both women said puppetry can teach ing that they believe in investing in puppets and storytelling, it is Seabrooke who using paper-mache and acrylic paint for the important lessons — while still entertaining. themselves and in their long-term likes to act in plays. heads. “It’s about starting small and being small,” growth,” Moffat said. “I used to put on plays in my basement as a “We have great fun going to a fabric store Seabrooke said. “It comes down to if they have belief little girl,” Seabrooke said. and envisioning how we will dress them,” “And there’s nothing wrong with being in themselves — investing in their per- The two had a lot to learn, Gingher said, Gingher said. small. Small can turn out to be something very sonal brand, so to speak. If not, then so they went to the national Puppeteers of She said Jabberbox shows are for adults big.” it’s obviously not worth the dedication, America Convention in Atlanta. — even touting some puppet nudity. Gingher time and financial sacrifice.” “We took some workshops and realized said previous plays have not had as much Contact the desk editor at that the play we had written was not a puppet puppet nudity as “Rumpus in Rome.” [email protected]. Contact the desk editor at [email protected]. New homeless shelter in the works inBRIEF Inter-Faith Council gets more that another funding agency has given “I’m making it realistic. We city briefs us money and we have more to raise,” he Chamber of Commerce will hold a talk Friday funding for new shelter said. will raise the money. We have The agency will contribute $600,000 about health care reform and local businesses By Julia Craven to the project — the highest possible to raise the money.” The Chapel Hill-Carrboro Chamber of Commerce Staff Writer award — as a deferred loan, so long as the Chris Moran, will host a briefing Friday entitled “How Health Reform new facility keeps to its original purpose. executive director of the Inter-Faith Council Affects Your Small Business” from 7:30 a.m. to 9:30 a.m. With funding coming in from various Mary Reca Todd, the agency’s spokes- The briefing will include guest speakers from UNC parts of the community, the Inter-Faith woman, said it is honored to help out with Healthcare, the Small Business Majority and the N.C. Council for Social Service is one step the development. ter’s impact on surrounding neighbor- Department of Insurance. closer to building its new shelter. “We will maintain a long-term relation- hoods. The briefing, which is free to attend, will be located at The council announced Monday it has ship with them for the life of the project,” Moran said support from the commu- the BlueCross BlueShield headquarters, located at 1830 received $700,000 for the new homeless she said. nity is vital to the project’s success. Chapel Hill Blvd. shelter from the North Carolina Housing Chapel Hill’s Community Development “The message for the community is that Finance Agency and from the town of Block Grant Program is providing another these are not just IFC projects,” he said. Orange County Public Library is seeking public Chapel Hill. $100,000 for the shelter. Moran said the council is actively fund- input for strategic plan with forums and survey The funds will go toward a $5.6 mil- Loryn Clark, neighborhood and com- raising to match the $100,000 allocation lion facility to rehabilitate homeless men munity services manager for Chapel Hill, from Chapel Hill. The Orange County Public Library will hold five pub- in the area. The shelter will be located at said the grant was approved by the Town He said he hopes to have all the money lic forums this month to offer residents the chance to 1315 Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. Council in April — about one month raised by next summer, and $67,000 has participate in the library’s strategic planning process. UNC has leased the site to the council, before the project’s special-use permit was been raised so far. The first forum will be held Oct. 10 at 6 p.m. at whose shelter program has served the approved. “I’m making it realistic. We will raise the Gravelly Hill Middle School in Efland. community for 27 years. Clark said the program, which receives money. We have to raise the money,” he said. Residents who are unable to come to the forums can Chris Moran, executive director of the $450,000 annually, is federally funded Moran said he wants to break ground complete an online survey, and the library will randomly council, said it has been working on secur- and is not included in the town’s budget. on the site by the summer of 2013. send survey postcards to 1,000 households to encourage ing the funds for quite some time. In June, the Town Council approved countywide participation. “The most important part of this the IFC’s Good Neighbor Plan, which Contact the desk editor at allocation is a signal to the community seeks to address concerns about the shel- [email protected]. — From staff and wire reports 4 Friday, October 5, 2012 News The Daily Tar Heel Diplo to perform at UNC a board meeting By Gabriella Cirelli Diplo, a “I noticed that he was tour- see diplo Staff Writer Philadelphia- ing and jumped when he had based DJ, an availability window,” he said. Time: 8 p.m. Saturday Disc jockey and music will perform Sacks, who worked with the Location: Memorial Hall producer Diplo is known to at UNC’s music committee to plan the jet set around the world. Memorial Hall concert, said Diplo’s booking Info: http://bit.ly/CPjBv His next stop: Chapel Hill. on Saturday was finalized in August. Tickets are $12 for students. The Carolina Union Trevor Dougherty — a night. Activities Board is bringing UNC student and resident the Philadelphia-based DJ to known artist like Diplo would DJ at Pulse Nightclub — will different parts of the world Memorial Hall this Saturday require a larger venue. The open for Diplo. and kind of picks up different for $30,000. 1,400-seat Memorial Hall’s Allan said CUAB has sounds from places,” he said. Lauren Sacks, CUAB’s proved the logical choice. student musicians open for Dougherty said he has a few adviser, said the board tries to To account for Diplo’s most shows other than the surprises up his sleeve that bring famous artists to UNC booking price, Sacks said Homecoming Concert. will contribute to the energetic without breaking the bank. students will be charged $12 “I wanted to give the atmosphere that Diplo creates “It all depends on how per ticket, instead of the usual chance to a musician on during his performances. much they charge for $10 student price. campus to get their music out Allan said attendees of the booking, and which and how As of Thursday at noon, the there in a way that they might concert should expect a dance many days are available in box office had sold less than not normally,” he said. party vibe. Memorial Hall,” she said. half of the venue’s capacity Dougherty said he is excited “Diplo described what he “A lot of factors go into the —only 673 tickets. to open for such a popular wanted for his lighting system decision, and we’re not adverse Sacks said she expects artist: “It’s an honor and it’s as something resembling a to presenting more than one more tickets to be sold just brilliant to be respected 1970s dance party,” Allan said. major performance per year … between now and Saturday, enough as a DJ at UNC.” “Since that was one of and making sure that the cost and walk-up sales will Dougherty said Diplo’s his main requests, I think it of these performances is not increase attendance as well. appreciation for world music should be a really good time.” prohibitive to students.” Allan said the board has has influenced his own work. Evan Allan, CUAB’s music been trying to book Diplo for “(Diplo) doesn’t have one Contact the desk editor at chairman, said he knew a well- years. sound because he travels to [email protected].

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In her first class at North Carolina, Paige Neuenfeldt helped duct tape another human to a wall. She knew that was a good sign. But Neuenfeldt was not enrolled at the University — she was not even halfway finished with high school — but on just one of the 12 official visits she would take to Division I schools recruiting her to play volleyball. Neuenfeldt said the students split up into groups and had to see who could hold another student against the wall for the longest period of time. But the overarching purpose of the activity was to focus on team-building and working together — two concepts that would become all too familiar to the freshman standout’s daily routine at UNC. “I had a really, really good time when I visited,” she said. “I knew if that was any indication of what the next four years were going to be like, I was absolutely going to love this place.” That helped make the decision easy. Neuenfeldt committed to play for coach Joe Sagula in the summer before her junior year of high school. But the Michigan native said the thought of playing college volleyball hadn’t occurred to her until she began getting recruiting letters in ninth grade. “I started playing in fifth grade for my courtesy of Jeffrey Camarati church league back home, and I just played Freshman middle blocker Paige Neuenfeldt has been a powerful young force for the North Carolina volleyball team early on in the 2012 season. because all my church friends were playing,” she said. freshman year, I got a lot of letters — ques- The two sisters sifted through the binders (Paige) I definitely want to do it. She’s made “I had no idea about volleyball before tionnaire things from colleges,” she said. full of information from the schools recruit- me want to pursue it.” that.” “At that time I was more shocked. I didn’t ing Neuenfeldt. And understandably so. Neuenfeldt said she did not even begin to really realize — I never even thought of Erin Neuenfeldt said she couldn’t be Neuenfeldt’s performances have demon- play club volleyball until the spring of her playing college volleyball. I just wanted to more proud of her older sister. strated her ability to join a strong team and freshman year of high school — much later be a good high school player at that point,” “It’s really exciting. I love telling people make quick, significant contributions. than the typical college-bound player. she said. back at home, ‘Oh, my sister is starting as a As a middle blocker, she has registered 84 When colleges began to contact her she Her sister, who is 16 months younger, freshman,’” she said. kills, 126 points and her blocks-per-set aver- was caught off guard. helped her sort things out. Erin Neuenfeldt “I’m iffy about playing volleyball in col- “My first year playing club volleyball, my is a volleyball player herself. lege, but after seeing this and hearing about See neuenfeldt, Page 6 6 Friday, October 5, 2012 SportsFriday The Daily Tar Heel The Lowdown on saturday’s Game North Carolina vs. DTH PICKS OF THE WEEK Virginia Tech The DTH Sports staff and one celebrity guest compete to pick the winners of the biggest (3-2, 1-0) Kenan Stadium, 12:30 p.m. (3-2, 0-1) ACC and national college football games each week. HEAD-TO-HEAD Oh, how the luck of the pickers is chang- We’re still waiting on one of pickers to put Andrew Carter is this The Hokie defense is giving up exactly ing. together a perfect week, but Assistant Editor week’s guest picker. UNC rush four yards per carry and nearly 170 After only collecting three losses in the Brooke Pryor came pretty close last week. If Carter covers North vs. VT yards per game on the ground. A front seven healthy UNC backfield of Bernard and first three weeks of picking, Sports Editor not for Wake Forest losing to the Blue Devils, Carolina sports for Morris could be trouble. Edge: UNC Brandon Moree doubled his losses after a 5-3 she would have pulled off one of the most The (Raleigh) New & VT has been allowing just 6.44 yards effort last week. Moree is the only picker who miraculous comebacks in DTH Picks of the Observer. UNC pass vs. per pass attempt and have six picks. thinks that the Red Raiders of Texas Tech have Week history. Renner has been a fairly accurate VT secondary passer in 2012, but VT will be his what it takes to take down Boomer Sooner. Her 4-4 opening week in the rear-view toughest test yet. Edge: VT Maybe he knows something the rest of mirror, Pryor finished last week at the top of slightly more challenging. The pickers are UNC’s rush defense is statistically the team doesn’t, or maybe he just eeny- the standings with a 7-1 record. split on North Carolina’s ACC home opener VT rush the 16th best in the country giving meenie-miney-mo-ed to make his choice. Assistant Editor Robbie Harms compiled against Virginia Tech, but all agree that vs. UNC up just 95.6 yards per game, but that front seven average also reflects opponents with Assistant Editor Henry Gargan also had a another solid week and is still tied for second Florida State should beat N.C. State. dismal rushing attacks. Edge: Push pretty dismal picking week, finishing 5-3, with the guest picker. If everything falls his The pickers were also split on Duke’s show- VT sports a balanced attack but has like Moree. way, Harms could pick up enough speed to down with Virginia. The Blue Devils are sec- VT pass been slightly more potent throwing On the opposite side of fortune, Senior take over the top position from Moree this ond in the Coastal Division while Virginia is vs. UNC the ball. QB Logan Thomas is also a secondary threat to run which will keep the UNC Writer Michael Lananna turned his game week. last. Moree and Lananna think the Cavaliers secondary on their toes. Edge: VT around went 6-2 after finishing last for the Harms went with the risky pick of Georgia can take Durham by storm. Fedora’s punt return unit has been previous week. Lananna made a few hairy to defeat South Carolina in Columbia, but if The guest picker for this week is Andrew Special impressive in 2012, averaging almost 15 yards per return and the picks for this upcoming week, but if he’s right he’s right, it could be the tie-breaker to push Carter. Carter is a veteran sports writer for Teams front line has come up with three the choices could move him out of the base- him over the top. The (Raleigh) News & Observer covering UNC blocked punts. Edge: UNC ment. The picks this week could prove to be football and basketball.

The Bottom Line — Va. Tech 35, North Carolina 28 Brandon Brooke Robbie Henry Kelly Michael Andrew Compiled by Brandon MOree Moree Pryor Harms Gargan Parsons Lananna Carter Last week 5-3 7-1 6-2 5-3 6-2 6-2 6-2 Record to date 26-6 (.813) 23-9 (.719) 25-7 (.781) 23-9 (.719) 22-10 (.688) 20-12 (.625) 25-7 (.781) UNC vs. Virginia Tech VT UNC UNC UNC VT UNC VT N.C. State vs. Florida State FSU FSU FSU FSU FSU FSU FSU Virginia vs. Duke Virginia Duke Duke Duke Duke Virginia Duke Georgia Tech at Clemson Clemson Clemson Clemson Clemson Clemson Clemson Clemson Senior Writer Michael tice Wednesday that the team Nebraska at Ohio State Ohio State Ohio State Ohio State Ohio State Nebraska Ohio State Ohio State Lananna has been posting is still gunning for the division Oklahoma at Texas Tech Texas Tech Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma on the DTH Sports blog regu- lead. larly. Here’s an excerpt from “We’re going to compete Georgia vs. South Carolina USC USC Georgia USC USC USC USC this week’s post from North for it,” Fedora said. “And that’s LSU at Florida LSU LSU Florida LSU LSU LSU LSU Carolina football practice. still our goal. One way or The ACC affirmed another, that’s the way we’re To come in and to be getting have to do their job — don’t fans. Wednesday what coach going to look at it. It doesn’t neuenfeldt this play time as a freshman really get noticed, just do the “It was really fun just to be Larry Fedora and the North change anything for us.” from page 5 is really, really exciting and work blocking. able to show them what I’ve Carolina football team had UNC has exhausted it’s age of 1.37 is the second best nerve-wracking all at the “But she’s really up in been doing,” Neuenfeldt said. “I been expecting. non-conference slate and hosts in the conference. To date, same time,” Neuenfeldt said. transition every time getting feel bad because I don’t always Because the Tar Heels are Coastal Division foe Virginia Neuenfeldt has recorded 67 “I have responsibilities ready to hit every single ball have time to keep in touch.” playing under an NCAA- Tech (3-2, 1-0 ACC) Saturday. blocks. on the court, and they trust — that fight and persistence But Joe Neuenfeldt under- instituted postseason ban, Linebacker Tommy The ACC named her me to get it done and stuff. I is something that I really stands his daughter’s busy they will also be ineligible for Heffernan said that it’s impor- Freshman of the Week don’t feel like I have any less admire about Paige.” schedule and said to call “regular season or divisional tant for the future of the pro- Monday following her perfor- responsibility just because I’m Sagula described himself proud of his daughter recognition,” according to an gram that UNC doesn’t waver mances against Clemson and a freshman.” Neuenfeldt as a dynamic, would be an understatement. ACC release. from the main goal. Georgia Tech last week. Neuenfeldt said her best energetic player. “It’s really a joy. You never That means if the Tar “This is a ... new era in Against the Tigers, she attacking performance “She’s like the ever-ready dreamed that you would have Heels finish atop the Coastal Carolina football,” he said. recorded 10 kills and 12.5 came in the Aggie Invite in Energizer bunny: she just a child that would play at a Division standings this season, “And if we run through ACC points, while finishing with California. goes and goes, and she’s D-1 level school,” he said. “For the ACC won’t award them the teams this year, all of a sud- three kills and six blocks “At the beginning (the always up,” he said. “And her your daughter to come down Coastal Division crown. den next season when we are in UNC’s Sunday sweep of team) didn’t know — they blocking at times has been here and play at Carolina and But recognition or no recog- eligible, people are gonna Georgia Tech. didn’t have the trust in me phenomenal. to be a part of this family and nition, Fedora said after prac- start looking at us.” “It’s a crazy experience. that you gain over time,” she “Paige continues to work the coaches. It makes you feel said. hard and to push herself. She really welcome and warm.” “It takes a little while, it knows that she can’t rest.” Neuenfeldt’s parents said takes confidence.” For the first time, they knew their daughter was But if any of her team- Neuenfeldt’s family was able good. But they weren’t sure mates had any doubt regard- to appreciate her hard work how her skills would stack up ing her capabilities, their con- in Carmichael Arena as the in college until they saw her cerns vanished quickly. team took on conference foes playing for the Tar Heels in Senior outside hitter and Wake Forest and Duke two person. captain Emily McGee said it weeks ago. “We had those same appre- is atypical to have a freshman Her parents and two sib- hensions when she came serve as a team leader. lings watched her lead the here,” Joe Neuenfeldt said. “Paige is great with bring- team in points and blocks in “Can she do it? You know, can ing lots of fiery, in-your-face the 3-0 Sept. 21 defeat of the she play?” kills along with consistency,” Demon Deacons. On Sept. 23, But now he knows. The McGee said. “It’s really rare they witnessed the Tar Heels answer is obvious. to find that in the middle hit- clench the 3-2 win against ter position. Usually they just the Blue Devils in front of a Contact the desk editor at crowd of more than 1,800 [email protected].

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Katie Bowen encountered After the North Carolina Since then, she has usu- an unfamiliar, yet refreshing, women’s soccer team’s goalie ally started in goal and been sight in the early minutes Adelaide Gay held No. 13 replaced by Heaberlin, the of the second half Thursday Boston College scoreless in the starting keeper on the U-20 night at Fetzer Field. first half of No. 14 UNC’s 1-0 World Cup Champion U.S. The freshman defender, win Thursday night at Fetzer team, in the second half. confronted with a logjam of Field, she and fellow keeper “I’ve never really had the Eagles in a first-half stale- Bryane Heaberlin warmed up experience going into the sec- mate, seized a rare open space together at halftime. ond half,” Gay said. to utilize North Carolina’s Nothing new. And while she admitted offensive game plan. But when Gay took the that she likes playing the As a result, the North field in the second half, it entire game, she’s confident Carolina women’s soccer team marked a break from UNC’s in Heaberlin and the other took the 1-0 lead on its way to usual two-goalie rotation. keepers. beating No. 13 Boston College The Tar Heels (7-3-2, 3-2-1 “We have so many good by the same score. ACC) typically play one in the goalkeepers that I trust any of “They’re a really skillful first half and another in the them with the goal,” Gay said. team, and they overload the dth/spencer herlong second, but head coach Anson Premji, whose composed midfield,” Bowen said. Senior midfielder Ranee Premji made the difference for the Tar Heels with a goal in early minutes of Dorrance recently decided goal from 10 yards out in the “Our plan (was) to go wide the second half of North Carolina’s win against No. 13 Boston College Thursday at Fetzer Field. that it was Gay’s job — for all 48th minute proved to be the and use our strength and our 90 minutes. game-winner, felt similarly. pace out wide to get a cross College team.” customary run to the top of “But we picked it up toward “The plan ever since the “I think it’s good just for in.” The Eagles arrived in the box, and with Ohai’s pin- the end and got a good win.” Miami game forward is to go the flow of the game — she’s Bowen executed this vision Chapel Hill after falling 1-0 to point centering pass, her task Freshman forward with Addie Gay,” Dorrance been doing well,” Premji said. to perfection, sending a Pepperdine on Sept. 29 and was simple. Summer Green was also a said. “She is a very experienced “Even with other keepers in it through ball to Kealia Ohai appeared content to suffocate “I just shot on frame,” formidable presence against goalkeeper. I think we feel very doesn’t matter. We have five up the right flank. the Tar Heels with a congest- Premji said. the Eagles, repeatedly chal- secure with her back there.” great keepers.” Ohai found midfielder ed midfield. While her icebreaker ini- lenging their back line with And if Gay’s shutout of the Whoever is between the Ranee Premji alone in the UNC attempted nine tially appeared to open the promising runs and two Eagles (8-3-2, 2-2-0) is any posts for UNC has the same box. Premji then calmly shots in the first half, but BC offensive floodgates for the scorching drives that nar- indication, she’s proving her goal — don’t allow goals. deposited the ball past the BC repeatedly stymied opportu- Tar Heels, BC made its own rowly missed the frame. coach right. To that end, they’ve been goalkeeper and lifted No. 14 nities by collapsing in the box claim to possession in the Boston College’s last gasp She was truly tested only fairly successful. UNC (7-3-2, 3-2-1 ACC) to and blocking the Tar Heels’ second half and forced UNC came in the 83rd minute, but once — a diving stop she UNC’s eight goals allowed victory against conference foe strikes. to fend off the Eagles’ arching Bowen thwarted a perilous made shortly after the Tar in 11 games — an average of BC (8-3-2, 2-2-0). Neither team registered a through balls and runs up the cross in the box with an alert Heels’ goal that maintained 0.73 goals per game — before “Ugly win,” coach Anson shot on goal in the opening flank. stab with her right foot. the lead — but she remained Thursday ranks fourth in the Dorrance said. “But a win half. Ohai sent a blistering shot “We’re getting a lot of con- calm and confident for the conference, and the Tar Heels’ nonetheless. But with Bowen’s vision, that rippled the side netting fidence,” Bowen said after whole match. shutout Thursday was their “BC is an outstanding Ohai’s precision and Premji’s in the 70th minute — that UNC’s second straight ACC “Her best strength is keep- sixth of the season. team. We knew it was going opportune finish, UNC would shot marked the Tar Heels’ win. “We just want to keep ing her line up and reading “We talked before the game to be kind of a hairy match. find both the frame and the first shot since Premji’s goal. doing what we’re doing.” when they’re going to play over about seeing if we could get They make it hard for us to back of the net early in the “We did slow down a bit, our defense,” UNC midfielder an actual shutout — what the play. I was just really excited second half. and they did dominate,” Contact the desk editor at Ranee Premji said. “She comes heck,” Dorrance said of a con- to get out of here with a vic- Premji said she made her Premji said of the second half. [email protected]. in and clears the ball well. She versation with Gay. “And obvi- tory over a very fine Boston reads the game really well.” ously that was the margin.” Gay said the last time she played the whole match Contact the desk editor at Ex-Tar Heel Greenberg gets second shot before Sunday’s win against [email protected]. By Robbie Harms a hit. Greenberg in the back of the Greenberg said. “That’s why I Assistant Sports Editor “I was up there aggressive,” head. The sound of the ball kept playing and kept trying.” Greenberg said. “I wanted to hitting his helmet was audible And Fox felt the same way. It was, and most likely will see a knuckleball and attack a through the television. “If he made his way up remain, one of the most glori- fastball.” He fell to the ground there once,” Fox said, “he’ll ous strikeouts in MLB history. He saw three knuckleballs. clutching his head, and de make it again.” Former North Carolina The first went by without a los Santos later said that he The reality of the one- standout Adam Greenberg swing. The second and third thought Greenberg was dead. day contract has now set — seven years removed from “took off,” and Greenberg Greenberg sustained a con- in, though, and Greenberg a head injury that many said swung at and missed both. cussion from the pitch, and flew home to Connecticut on would end his professional “I was going down swing- his road back to the majors Thursday. career, and some his life — ing,” he said. was far from painless. He had only packed one struck out on three pitches in The short at-bat was a He suffered from vertigo and a half weeks’ worth of his sole at-bat Tuesday night seemingly unfitting result for and other post-concussion clothes for a trip that lasted a at Marlins Park in Miami in the seven years of toil and conditions, and he bounced month, so he said he’s looking his return to the plate. tenacity it took him to earn it. around minor and indepen- forward to doing laundry and “It was highly emotional,” The day was July 9, 2005, dent leagues for years before unwinding. For now. Greenberg said. “Just the and the opponent, ironically, playing for Team Israel in the He still has his sights set energy and roar of the crowd was the Marlins. Greenberg’s qualifying rounds of the World on another return to the — that electrified me, but at Chicago Cubs were playing Baseball Classic in September. majors. the same time it calmed me them in Miami. He stepped to But the difficulties — inju- “This is never a one-shot down.” the plate in the ninth inning ries, rehab, self-doubt, navi- deal for me,” he said. “I have The Marlins signed him as a pinch-hitter for his first gating through the minors an opportunity to continue to a one-day contract on MLB plate appearance. — never deterred him from my career as a ballplayer.” Sept. 27 after a fan created The first pitch — a 92-mph his goal of getting back to the B olinwood C ondominiums a “One At Bat” campaign to fastball from Marlins pitcher MLB. Contact the desk editor at get Greenberg another plate Valerio de los Santos — struck “I always believed I would,” [email protected]. appearance, and Tuesday night Greenberg pinch-hit in the bottom of the sixth inning. He faced New York Mets knuckleballer R.A. Dickey, a 20-game winner and Cy 157 E. ROSEMARY ST. 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Place a Classified: www.dailytarheel.com/classifieds or Call 919-962-0252 The Daily Tar Heel News Friday, October 5, 2012 9 dining locations from page 1 Myers said, adding that Chick- fil-A is not the only Lenoir Mainstreet vendor to see reduced hours. Most vendors now close at 3 p.m. Brittany Reeves, a member of the student dining board, said vendors don’t see much significant profit after then. And after this semester, CDS plans to reassess the hours of Wendy’s. Despite an average daily profit of $6,000 throughout dth/ashton songer the 24 hours it’s open, Wendy’s Customers line up for Chick-fil-A during the lunchtime rush on is struggling to attract business Wednesday. Chick-fil-A had its hours reduced this semester. from 2 a.m. to 10 a.m. “We are putting out a sur- dth/katie bailey vey done by a national food place,” senior Joel Sronce said. tion of hours has not left stu- business that most colleges “This is where there is a dents without food options. Hana Haidar, sophomore, and Duncan Dorris, sophomore, play jump rope with 4-year-old Isaiah use, and we are going to use sense of community, where “At 10:30 p.m., you’ve still Alston at Community Night Out in Hillsborough on Thursday. that information to assess stu- people who attended the got the Pit Stop that’s open, dent opinions,” Reeves said. University can talk about the you’ve still got the Daily “I just don’t know if a Alpine.” Grind that’s open, you’ve got 24-hour Wendy’s is the best Myers said he has not Wendy’s that’s open, Rams Hillsborough fosters possible solution.” received any complaints from Head Market, Late Night at Nine students interviewed the vendors’ employees after Rams Head (Dining Hall),” by The Daily Tar Heel said the change in hours. he said. “There are plenty they did not notice a change in Alpine and Lenoir of options with the number Chick-fil-A’s hours, but some Mainstreet vendors could of people that are going safety in night out said they are still grappling return to their previous hours through.” with Alpine’s reduced hours. after the survey results are By Claire Smith dent of Fairview Community nity watches to connect and “Alpine, although it is a evaluated. Contact the desk editor at Staff Writer Watch, said she has seen inform neighborhoods across chain, is still kind of Carolina’s But Myers said the reduc- [email protected]. safety in her neighborhood Hillsborough about recent Hillsborough residents improve since a community crime trends. mingled with town officials, watch was formed. “Crime statistics — as far when he first saw the ranking. outlook of the University. community watch groups and She said the neighbor- as break-ins and larcenies — playboy “Jealous — I’m not seeing “I don’t think there’s any- McGruff the Crime Dog on hood’s crime rates have are way down in comparison from page 1 any of that action,” King said. thing wrong with talking the lawn of the Old Orange fallen as its relationship with to last year,” said Butch Clark, “I can’t really speak to the Senior Lindsay Pope said about a college campus’ sex County Courthouse Thursday the police department has Orange County deputy of validity of Playboy’s ranking, the ranking is fantastic. life,” Holthaus said. evening. improved. community watch. because it sounds like they’re “We have an environment “But it should be within The focus of the annual “A big step toward get- He credits community operating from a certain here that promotes safe UNC, and not commented on Community Night Out was ting better is feedback watch groups with much of type of heterosexual, male sexual relations. There are so by an outside organization, informing residents about from the community,” said this progress. perspective and making a many resources that are avail- specifically an organization town safety programs and Hillsborough Police Chief “We get calls every day from set of assumptions about our able,” Pope said. that makes women into com- strengthening relationships Duane Hampton during the our community watch mem- student body in making those Trykowski attributes the modities for men.” between officials and residents. event’s question and answer bers reporting activity in the rankings,” she said. ranking to the evolving sexual Senior Jenna Macksood “We can’t do our jobs with- forum. neighborhoods,” Clark said. Both Vice Chancellor for climate on college campuses said the ranking isn’t some- out the community doing Gayane Chambless, Residents at the event Student Affairs Winston — which is different from thing to be celebrated. theirs,” said Cpl. Tereasa coordinator for the Orange voiced their concerns face to Crisp and Dean of Students when the first rankings were “I saw a guy post it on King, Hillsborough’s commu- Partnership for Alcohol and face. Jonathan Sauls declined to released in 1987. Facebook, and he was like, nity policing coordinator, who Drug Free Youth, attended “Events like this give the comment. “Both women and men ‘Hell yeah!’” Macksood said. organized the event. the event to raise awareness community a chance to come But administrators at the are looking to have a really “I guess I’m not as proud of Representatives from the among parents about under- together, find out what is hap- University of Virginia have healthy sexual experience, it as he was. I wouldn’t neces- Orange County Sheriff’s age drinking. pening in the community, and spoken out against their No. which you’re seeing at UNC sarily brag about it. It’s not up Office, the Orange County “This event is a great way meet police officers,” Johnson 1 party school ranking in today,” Trykowski said. there on reasons why I love Fire Department and Orange to network,” Chambless said. said. Playboy and are trying to shift But senior Joe Holthaus Carolina.” County Emergency Services The night out provided focus away from it. said he views the ranking as also participated. an opportunity for mem- Contact the desk editor at Sophomore Ryan King a misrepresentation of both Contact the desk editor at Dorothy Johnson, presi- bers of different commu- [email protected]. said he had a specific thought women and the progressive [email protected].

Police Department, said there landowners are frustrated Less late grub towing were 16 towing complaints with people parking illegally,” from page 1 First Alpine, now Chick- since the council passed the he said. fil-A. On-campus dining Town attorney Ralph towing ordinance in May. He also said the number hours are dwindling. See pg. Karpinos said if a hearing is But since the ordinance of people being towed has games 1 for story. held, it will probably be in was blocked, she said only a decreased. early 2013. couple of calls have come in. “From a policy standpoint, © 2012 The Mepham Group. All rights reserved. Karpinos said Chapel Hill’s Stark said the public- the fact that there are more Level: 1 2 3 4 Home for the homeless ordinance that bans using ity from the lawsuit has not lots under management and The Inter-Faith Council a cellphone while driving, hurt business at George’s — less tows shows that George’s was granted $600,000 for which was also ruled invalid, instead, the business is now policy is effective,” he said. Complete the grid a new homeless shelter. See is part of the appeal. managing more parking lots so each row, column pg. 3 for story. Flora Parrish, records than before. Contact the desk editor at and 3-by-3 box (in supervisor for the Chapel Hill “I think more and more [email protected]. bold borders) contains every digit 1 to 9. Performing presidents Solution to Explore the lives of the “What we sometimes see technology installed. Thursday’s puzzle 44 presidents in this fast- classrooms with departmental schedul- But Hill said there has paced play. See pg. 8 for from page 1 ing is there are other priori- been a freeze on the state story. for the amount of classroom ties, like scheduling class in a repair and renovation fund space usage per week. nearby classroom,” she said. for two years due to recent Declining MBAs Jeffrey Hill, director of space “So sometimes you’ll have budget constraints. utilization and analysis for the a situation where you’ll have Tresolini said one classroom Kenan-Flagler saw fewer General Administration, said a class of 20 scheduled in a in Hamilton has a four-semes- MBA applicants, partly due there is concern across the classroom that seats 40, and ter average of only 11 percent to economic challenges. See board that classrooms are not when we do that, our class- usage, based on a standard of pg. 3 for story. being used efficiently. room utilization rates suffer.” 45 hours per week. “Everybody’s trying to look Another problem is that Another classroom in at what they have and do a many professors don’t want Howell Hall has had no class- better job of using what they to use classrooms in need es scheduled in it in recent have already,” Hill said. of maintenance due to their semesters, she added. Carol Tresolini, chair- degenerative state. “We could definitely do WANT TO WORK FOR THE woman of the committee, Tresolini also said that out better,” she said. > said there are a variety of of 223 classrooms currently DTH AD STAFF IS HIRING t h factors for low classroom scheduled by the registrar’s Contact the desk editor at Pick up applications at 151 E. Rosemary Street. DUE OCT. 15 usage. office, only 188 have proper [email protected]. B E ST ? “From a financial perspective, if we can better utilize our existing classrooms then (C)2012 Tribune Media Services, Inc. we can avoid having to build Los Angeles Times Daily Crossword Puzzle All rights reserved. new classrooms or more classrooms,” she said. Across 67 Cartesian connection 26 Frail sci-fi race is reportedly the first 1 Seat of Florida’s 68 Surrealism pioneer 28 “Elmer Gantry” novelist TV one Tresolini said the Marion County 69 PDQ, in the ICU 29 Where the iris is 51 Crazy way to run University has seen an 6 Airhead 70 Pharmacy unit 30 Gambler’s giveaway 54 Band that sang “The increase in class sizes dur- 10 Nonkosher 71 The FDIC may insure 31 Tries to learn Star-Spangled Banner” 14 Tijuana address them 32 Good-natured taunt ing the past few years while a cappella at the 2000 15 Cooper’s tool 33 Humerus neighbor World Series enduring budget cuts. 16 Incline Down 34 “There’s nothing wrong 55 “Came up short” Undergraduate enrollment 17 Start of a quip 1 Honshu city with me” 56 Pushes 20 Berry of “F Troop” 2 Relinquished 39 Checked in 57 Friends has grown by nearly 18 per- 21 Network with NEA 3 Reprimand ending 40 Driver’s needs cent during the past 25 years. funding 4 Roleo item 41 Opera house section 58 Handling the problem 59 Author’s inspiration “Some of the small class- 22 Like some pasts 5 Delaware’s Twelve- 44 Result of too much 23 Decked out mile Circle, e.g. suds? 60 Lady of pop rooms aren’t being used 26 Contemporary of 6 11th Greek letter 47 Green shade 63 Icy comment because we don’t have as Dashiell 7 Works of Sappho 49 Fleshy-leaved plant 64 Leaves in hot water many small classes,” she said. 27 Quip, part 2 8 Liq. measures 50 The BBC’s 65 Dungeons & Dragons 32 Power, slangily 9 Fox Movietone piece “Pinwright’s Progress” foe She said the combina- 35 Want ad initials 10 In that connection tion of higher enrollment 36 First name in fashion 11 Outer coating with fewer class sections due 37 Lumber tree 12 Curriculum range, 38 Quip, part 3 briefly to budget cuts has made it 42 Lodge member 13 Escaped difficult to find classrooms 43 Cocktail party irritant 18 ’70s embargo gp. that meet the needs of larger 45 Agnus __ 19 Tactic on a mat 46 80% of them come 24 Wrestler Flair classes. from South Australia 25 Minute minute pt. Tresolini also said depart- 48 Quip, part 4 ments don’t always schedule 52 Skull and Bones members classes efficiently, which adds 53 Emphatic to the problem. follow-up 57 “To speak the broken English is an enormous asset” speaker 60 Pontiac muscle KNOWLEDGE IS EMPOWERMENT car 61 Cautionary road sign Call P REGNANCY S UPPORT S ERVICES f or: 62 End of the quip d Free & confidential pregnancy tests 66 Stead d Free limited ultrasound & STD testing d Community Resources CALL FOR NEWLY EXTENDED HOURS IN CHAPEL HILL Chapel Hill: 919-942-7318 or Durham: 919-490-0203 www.trianglepregnancysupport.com 10 Friday, October 5, 2012 Opinion The Daily Tar Heel

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EDITORIAL CARTOON By Michael Hardison, UNC Memes, [email protected] Featured online reader comment “There isn’t a rise in hazing. There is a rise in the number of universities that are Sarah Edwards cracking down on hazing.” Down Home Girl Anonymous, on the increase in reported fraternity hazing incidents Senior American studies major from Davidson. Email: [email protected] LETTERS TO Kvetching board™ THE EDITOR kvetch: Letting v.1 (Yiddish) to complain There are better ways Can the B-schoolers make to curb smoking themselves useful and please fix our Wendy’s? our walls TO THE EDITOR: The Smoke-Free Public To the guy on the P2P Places ban the Orange Friday night, thank you for down County Board of Health has informing us all that con- proposed is a great idea in doms do not work as water theory, but in practice may balloons. I’m not sure why together prove to be an unrealistic you’ve tried it, but good to and unreasonable solution know nonetheless. week into August, I to the problem of second- To the guy who com- knew something was Editorial hand smoke. plained about J. Cole A different. The ban would outlaw coming: We’ll try our best It was as if I was looking at smoking in all public places to book Kidz Bop next senior year through sea glass so as to reduce the effects of year. — a deep, blurry blue. I found second-hand smoke on the myself uninterested in being Chancellor for students To the person that was general public. with people and tearful at every However, it would be hatin’ on the Quidditch temperature change — which is The next chancellor decision-making. should be. extremely difficult to enforce. team last week, I can’t help to say, I felt depressed. This should include The stories shared at A police officer cannot be that the ladies love my It is easy to make assump- needs to advocate actively seeking out the the rally by various mem- placed in every public place broomstick. tions about other students, as opinions and concerns of bers of the University to catch every offender. To everyone rushing back if they live inside UNC pam- for students. students and taking into community showed just Additionally, the sever- into Lenoir after the fire phlets, frozen in postures of he chancellor of account the perspectives how much that genuine ity of the law is unreason- alarm: It’s not like that perpetual Frisbee joy. this University of the two students partic- interest matters. How can able for smokers. They are “fire” is going to make your Believing this fiction makes represents a com- ipating in the committee. a person make the policy likely physically addicted food taste any better. vulnerability difficult. T to smoking, and they have munity of thousands — The rally in support of decisions that are best for To the guy who decided it While I was walking down including faculty, staff and Chancellor Thorp on Sept. the students if he or she a right to smoke if they would be a good idea to Cameron Avenue with a class- please, as long as they are students. This position 21 was a clear indication does not know the stu- bang a gong in the Pit at mate last year, she described not harming others. midnight as I was walking sadnesses I never could have also requires interacting of a united student vision dents themselves? There is a way that they with town, regional and for what they value in a Student leaders who back from the library: I guessed. We’d sat beside each could smoke in public LITERALLY almost crapped other for months, but it was state leaders. chancellor. Luckily, while came together to articu- without posing a threat to my pants… that mutual admission — that The candidate who there might exist vari- late their priorities for nonsmokers’ health. life, even at a place we love, is selected to replace ance when it comes to the next chancellor at the Designated smoking If it rains as much this can be painful — that allowed Chancellor Holden Thorp the details, this vision is Carolina Vision meeting areas would provide a weekend as it did last, for a close friendship. place for people to smoke then the Kenan “White after he steps down must largely shared by faculty hosted by student govern- Out” on Saturday could Months later I, in turn, felt be an able and passion- and staff as well. ment’s executive branch without denying them comfortable expressing discon- their right to the choice of set the record for: “Largest ate representative of all of The needs of the whole overwhelmingly cited the Wet T-shirt Contest!” tentment to her. She was sym- these groups. University community need to protect academic whether or not to smoke. pathetic but able to point me Nonsmokers could simply To all the girls who ob- However, when the toward epicenters of goodness: are not — and should not excellence and accessibil- avoid the designated areas. noxiously tweeted about Remember that late night we chancellor selection com- — be in conflict with stu- ity. This way, it remains an #NationalMeanGirlsDay: ran and plunged into the lake? mittee meets for the first dents’ needs. As the debate contin- individual’s personal choice Do you want me to butter And I was reminded of the time on Monday, members As such, if the com- ues over how academics whether or not they choose your muffin? purpose of community — of must remember those mittee wishes to find the and athletics can coexist, to harm their body, and To the football player who this community. who are at the heart of the best chancellor for this the selection committee that choice doesn’t have to laid on the floor and took Acknowledging depres- essential purpose of this University, it needs to find should choose a candidate affect those who choose not a nap today during class sion doesn’t solve anything institution of higher learn- the best chancellor for the who considers the afore- to do so. A more extreme (snoring included): Pre- straightaway. Some days I ing: the students. students. mentioned values the ulti- policy would be neither tending to be a student. wake up eager to welcome Thorp’s successor will An important factor to mate priorities. effective nor necessary. You’re doing it wrong. daily life. Other days, I have to have a special responsibil- consider will be the can- What he or she consid- Can it really be considered spoon-feed myself perfunctory ity to advocate for and didates’ past experiences ers to be the highest pur- Lauren Edwards ’16 rituals (eat toast, go to class). Business administration hazing if what they’re Mornings become a compli- protect the needs of this working with students. The pose of a university educa- throwing at you is a deli- cated emotional calculus. University’s students. ideal candidate would have tion is telling as well. The Play golf for the Eve cious Italian meal? With so few student rep- a proven history of success- ideal candidate would But acknowledging it is also Carson scholarship On a scale from 1 to space a relief. When we let our walls resentatives on the com- ful collaboration and rela- appreciate the intrinsic travel, how high should down, we are better equipped mittee — only two, in fact, tions with students. value of education, rather TO THE EDITOR: you be to see the planetar- to both offer and receive help. including one student rep- Chancellor Thorp than merely seeing the “Study hard, work hard, ium’s Big Bird show? A 2009 study reports that resenting the entire body danced with students to University as a factory for play hard.” With these words, To the line of students that 30 percent of college stu- of about 18,000 under- Thriller in the Pit. While future workers. Eve Carson described one stood at the bottom of the dents felt so depressed that graduates — all of the dancing skills are not req- The selection commit- take on the Carolina Way. Tar Pit for the entire Idaho it was difficult to function. members of the committee uisite for a capable chan- tee has a responsibility to Students, alumni and friends game, I tip my hat to your Psychologists say that one of should take special care to cellor, the genuine passion listen to the student voice are invited to “play hard” unconditional school spirit the roots of depression is rumi- and celebrate Eve’s memory keep the student perspec- for students that Thorp in choosing the next stu- and blatant disregard for nation, the process of obses- at the second annual Eve pneumonia. sively recycling thoughts. tive at the forefront of their consistently displayed dents’ primary advocate. Carson Scholarship golf It’s no surprise, then, that in tournament on Oct. 7 at TOPO Vodka? Eff yeah. years of constant thinking — UNC’s Finley Golf Course. Probably tastes like GDI relentlessly pushing ourselves Column The format is a fun four- tears. to think better, broader — we person scramble, with long My Febreze can says that become lodged in disempower- drive, hole-in-one and put- it “eliminates odors and ing cycles of rumination. ting contests. Prizes include freshens,” but I’ve been We’re afraid to talk about Commenters, beware vacation packages and gift spraying it constantly and depression in a University cards. Freshens is still here… where struggle seems a vast We’re altering our policy to make the conversation better. Entrance fees are $100 To the 12 year old in my shortfall. Because we’re young. per person and also include advanced quantum me- Because we’re taught that lunch and a reception fol- magine you’re in a feels entitled, even com- chanics class: quit making excellence means projecting lowing the tournament. All class, the sole purpose pelled, to lob verbal gre- this look easy. Physics infallibility, not vulnerability. proceeds benefit the student- of which is to have The nades without concern for majors have a rep to keep But what is college, the slick I run Eve Carson Scholarship, Daily Tar Heel read to you by the damage caused. up. advertisement of four perfect which rewards two juniors a professor. So, starting today, when years, when not mediated with who represent Eve’s vision of To the basketball player Just humor me. you want to leave a comment the parts that make us human? the Carolina Way. I cut in line in Lenoir, I After every article, edito- on dailytarheel.com, you’re Let’s give each other chances. To register, sponsor a hope you’re more aggres- rial, column or letter to the going to have to register with There is not an adequate Andy Thomason team of student players, sive on the court this year editor, the professor asks the a real, verified email address. word to levy the ground Editor-in-Chief sponsor a hole or donate an than you were at the drink class, “What do you think?” The days of yourmom@ between kindness and honesty, item to the silent auction, machine. Most of the time, noth- Senior history major from gmail.com are over. but if there were, it would visit evecarsonscholarship. ing is said and the professor Charlotte. You can also link your Just used the battery from be the best response to both unc.edu, or email tourna- moves on. But on certain Email: [email protected] commenting account with my electric toothbrush to depression and daily life. ment coordinator Dan occasions, an unholy frenzy your Facebook, Twitter or replace the battery in my It’s a response — drawn, Morgenstern at evecarson- erupts. One of your class- When trying to determine Google+ accounts. vibrator. I really need to often, into the sea-glass case of [email protected], mates launches into a rant why the comments sections The idea here is to make get laid. my own emotions — that I am with “Golf” as the subject about liberals. Somebody of news sites are such vast it harder for you, the reader, not the best at. But I am learn- line. Send your one-to-two else accuses that person of wastelands, this is the cru- to put on the mask. I’m ing that kindness is its own sentence entries to being a racist. Inevitably, cial part of the analogy. confident this change will peculiar palindrome: When Mary Liz Entwistle ’15 [email protected], someone says, “Wow, DTH. Because in theory, a sec- improve the quality of the we extend it, when we assume Eve Carson Scholarship subject line ‘kvetch.’ If this is what they’re teach- tion devoted to comments conversation and debate. other people are fighting bat- ing in UNC’s journalism is a great thing. It allows Some might argue that it tles we can’t see, we are more school, I feel bad for y’all.” people to poke holes in argu- is counter to the newspaper’s apt to believe their kindness. Someone else invokes ments or add supplemental mission to censor any kind SPEAK OUT To paraphrase Zora Neale Hitler. Somebody always information or insight to of expression that happens Hurston: There are semes- Writing guidelines mentions Hitler. news articles. within its boundaries. ters that ask questions, and • Please type: Handwritten letters will not be accepted. 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