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On tht CampuM—Notre Drniu liape^CiUAiOH6> QaCainpis EXPRESSED OPINION Editor: {Avihor of "I Was a Teen-age Dwarf," "The Mamj I commend Mr. Rose on both of his Loves of Dobie Gillis," etc.) articles in the Feb. 12 issue of the ^* SCHOLASTIC. And I muse with disap­ pointment while considering that, if the quality of his articles is any criterion for value judgment, it is indeed regret- T THE SEARCH FOR BRIDEY SIGAFOOS table that certain other of his efforts have been stifled. J. Michael Kelly Will there he anj'^thing else?" It was a dullish evening at the Theta 320 Badin liouse. The pledges were down in the "Yes," snapped Dolores Vladnay. catacombs; the actives Avere sacked out "When I count to three, you will be HAIL CHRISTOPHER! upsttiirs, not doing much of anything. hypnotized." Editor: jSIar}- Ellen Ivrumbald was sticking pins "Yes, excellency," said Alice, bobbing By the devious ways best known to in an efRgy of the housemother; Evelj'n a curtseJ^ God and the Postmaster General, my "One, two, three," said Dolores. copy of the January 22 SCHOLASTIC w^as Zinsmaster Avas Avelding a manhole cover delayed until this morning- [February *' to her charm bracelet: Algelica ]McKees- Alice promptlj' went into a trance. 16]. port was writing a letter to Fabian in "Go back," said Dolores, "back into But I will not carp at that, since when vr blood. Like I say, it was a dullish evening. your childhood. Go back to A'our fifth it did arrive, it contained Mr. Foley's brilliant pastiche a la Plato. *• birthday, back to j'our birth, to before Suddeni}"- Dolores ^'ladnaj' stood up Congratulations. This is the finest and stamped her foot. "Chaps," she said your birth, to your last incarnation . .. piece of collegiate humor which it has to her sorors, "this is too yawn-making! Xow, who are j'ou?" ever been my pleasure to read. Let's do something gay and mad and "My name is Bridey Sigafoos," said Let see more — much more — of " this capable author's Avork. Alice. "The year is ISIS, and I am in gasp-making. Anj-body got an idea?" Marion Crane ^ "Xo," said the sorors, shaking their County Cork." Lafayette, Ind. little sausage curls. "Coo!" said the sorors. "Think, chaps, think!" said Dolores "How old are j'ou?" asked Dolores. MISUNDERSTANDING and passed Marlboro cigarettes to everj'- "I am seven," said Alice. Editor: body, for if there ever was a smoke to ' 'Where is your mother?" asked Dolores. "It should be made that the y aAvard (patriotism aAvard to Mr. Nixon) start j-ou thinking, it is mild and flavorful "I don't know," said Alice. "She got is not an official act of the University, » IMarlboro! Things come clear when you sold at the fair last year." and is instead a free choice of the jjuff that good, clean smoke through that "Coo!" said the sorors. senior class." (Quote from Associate fine filter—knots untie, Editor Charles Tausche's story in the January 15 SCHOLASTIC). It Avould s^em \ dilemmas dissoh'e, problems from this statement that the invitation evaporate, cobwebs vanish, extended to Mr. Nixon Avas not the ac­ fog disperses, and the benev­ tion of the University, but rather one olent sun pours radiance on of the senior class . There seems \' to be a contradiction here as the a new and deA\y world. Oh, SCHOLASTIC editor has pointed out that A | hap]33^ world! Oh, IMarlboro! "The Vice President is here as an of­ Oh, soft pack! Oh, fiii>top ficial guest of the University." ("Com- ^; box! Oh, get some alreadj-! mentary," February 19). I believe these ^^T^^M' statements speak for themselves and Xow Geraldine Quidnunc, should stimulate much thought as to ; her drooping l^rain cells re- just Avho are responsible agents and un- »' Aivified by a good ]Marlboro, leapt up "Tell us about yourself," said Dolores. der Avhat circumstances responsibility should be admitted to. f and cried, "Oh, I have a perfect gasser of "I am five feet tall," said Alice. "I have Further, let us not sacrifice the of an idea! Let's h3'^pnotize somebodj'!" brown ej'es, and I Aveigh 3200 pounds." seniors' graduation to establish Notre ' "Oh, capital!" cried the sorors. "Oh, "Coo!" said the sorors. Dame as the center of Catholic life. In­ tingle-making!" "Isn't that rather heaA^- for a girl?" viting political heads to the campus is (Continued on page 11) At this point, in walked a j'oung pledge said Dolores. named Alice Bluegown. "Excuse me, ""mw's a girl?" said Alice. "I'm a black and white guernsey." The SCHOLASTIC is entered as second class mistresses," said she, tugging her forelock, mail at Notre Dame, Indiana, at a special "I have finished making your beds, doing "Coo!" said the sorors. postage rate authorized Jime 23, 1918. The magazine is a member of the Catholic School your homework, and ironing your pleats. "Moo!" said Bridey Sigafoos. Press Association and the Associated Collegiate Press. It is represented for National Advertising © I960 Max Shulman by National Advertising Service and by Don Spencer, College Macfazines Corp., 420 Madison Avenue, New York 17, N. Y. Pub­ lished weekly during the school year, except during vacation and examination periods, the SCHOLASTIC is printed at the Ave Maria Press. The subscription rate is $5.00 a year. Please address all manuscripts to the Editors, We,' the makers of Marlboro, have our doubts about this Box 185, Notre Dame, Indiana. All unsolicited story. About cigarettes, however, we hold these truths to be material becomes the property of the SCHO­ self-evident: Marlboro for filter smokers, Philip Morris for LASTIC. non-filter smolcers. some. "The Scholastic The Notre Dame GommtMiafu^ '^ 1

> THE SUBLIME SUBLIMATED: The editors of the SCHOLASTIC regret veiy much Vol. 101 No. 16 that the insert entitled "Casual Reading for Fun and Profit" did not appear in last week's issue as announced in "Commentary." The Ave Mai-ia Press, printers of the FEBRUARY 26, 1960 magazine, were instructed to include the alumni-sponsoi'ed contribution, but due to [ an unfortunate mistake failed to do so. This week our fingers are crossed that the article will appear, and our hope is that the delay will not decrease from its interest to our readers. Founded 1867

editor-in-chief ON THE VICE PRESIDENT: For those of us who had an opportunity to speak RONALD BLU8AUGH with Ml'. Nixon when he was hei"e on campus recently, it was, indeed, a pei-plexing ex­ perience. How do you judge such a man? A politician to the core, his words and associate editors actions were polished and perfected, well-chosen and effective. He presented the ap­ E. (TED) THOMPSON pearance of a forceful man and put foi-ward the political essentials of a firm hand­ CHARLES TAUSCHE shake Av-ith a confident grip. And yet it is so difficult to really see into the man. Be­ tween this stem figure and the reporter at his side, something of a barrier exists. news editor and stafF He knows so well what to say and he says it with such perfection that it doesn't reaUy ROY RUBELI seem to mean anything. Yet, although his words cany little, there is something >~> Wade Clarke behind him that strikes . His casual humor would make him "just one of the fellows" but his dignity cuts him off from the rest and it is not what he says but how Arthur Graham he says it that makes the impression. He is at the same time the man who lives next Thomas Weiss door and your boss. He is friendly but stem, warm yet resei-ved. He is what the American press and mass communications have made him: a leader with ideas and features editor and staff convictions who must be reserved in their presentation lest he give offense. Some CHARLES RIECK f obsei-vers of the political scene have said that todajr's President must be a personality Francis Smith first and a leader second. Possibly this is a valid analysis, for a casual meeting with Thomas Sullivan the Vice President would surely indicate that it is so. Recalling Walter Trohan's r William Sweeney article in an earlier SCHOLASTIC, we have cei-tainly had it brought home to us how William Veeder - very difficult it will be for the voters to make an intelligent choice in 1960. It is hard to vote for the real man v/hen it is impossible to even know him. And if the voter sports editor and staff mai'ks his ballot according to the personality a name conjures up, we wonder which THQMASROSE personality he is voting for. The real one (if it can be found) or that "one of the • William Cary fellows" dignity which candidates of both parties now share. J; (Jay) Kilroy

copy editor and staff •• :i WALTER RUDGE RESIDENCE WITH FRESHMEN: Under current discussion among some of the George Casey student government leaders and the Blue Circle is a plan which would put about 40 Peter Geniesse seniors in the freshmen halls. These seniors would act as student advisors and coun­ selors and help the younger students over their roughest year. Such a plan already Thomas Marciniak exists in a number of universities, both state and private. Partial scholarships are art editor granted for the sei^vice and so there is a remuneration for all that is given up. From JERRY FLORENT the outside, however, we tend to be a little skeptical of the idea since at Notre Dame there are already prefects living on the floors. We do not see what these students photographer could accomplish that the priests do not. Nevertheless, we •will watch the plan with WALTER DALY, Jr. the greatest of interest and we certainly hope that it proves to be a success. business manager and staff ROBERTHORN Thomas Carey FESTIVE WEEK: Tonight at 9 p.m. the annual Mardi Gras festival will get under o. Joseph Rniiigan . way with the Mardi Gras Ball in the New Dining Hall. Saturday evening the carni­ val will be held in the Drill Hall, climaxing Tuesday with the drawing of the names circulation manager of the winners of two prize automobiles. Under the excellent management of this LAWRENCE LEACH year's committee, the 1960 prelenten celebration appears to be finer than ever. The ball is the only function of the school year being held in the New Dining Hall which, moderator ^ except for the problem of decorations, is the most pleasant dance floor on campus. REV. CHARLES CAREY, c.$.c. Not only this, but the well-managed carnival will be slightly revamped to provide better and more imaginative booths and games of chance. All in all the event shapes news reporters up to be very enjoyable, and we urge everyone to take part, even those who were Philip Larrabee . deeply saddened by their failure to make the lottery list for the dance. John bhaia Thomas Schlereth William Sparks SMOOTH SAILING: The visit of Mr. Nixon here this week was handled excellently sports reporters by the Washington Day Exercise committee and the University's depai-tment of public information. With swarms of local and state police in addition to the Secret Sei-vice John Bechtoid ; - men, who walked about with little white pins on their lapels and conspicuous bulges :.; Jerry Hewitt — : , = ; .'! •-.-i •J under their coats, the job was even more difficult. The entire visit went veiy smoothly, r, '•:•• •,"George;Vorif -'-•, ^ ''^ ;:- -'": * • . ) and our only hope is that if the President does come to address the commencement :Thbmas Walsh V^ • ' . : audience, his stay on campus will be handled as well. —B. T. & T.

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MARDI GRAS BALL TO INAUGURATE YEARLY WEEK-END FESTIVITIES

'Night Train' Morrow to Supply Musical Background; Plan Unusual Decorations to Provide Scenic Setting

by THOMAS SCHLERETH Using one of the largest backdrops constructed for a campus dance. Bob Billed as "the" social activity of the Baca has accented the theme of "La school year, the Mardi Gras festivities Nuit Enchantee." He has combined will move from the new North Dining' birch screens with a lace pattern of in­ Hall and the swinging melodies of tertwining circles, a blue-red rayon cur­ MISS JOYCE MORETH Buddy "Night Train" Morrow to the tain and indirect lighting to create a "La Nuit Enchantee" Queen Fieldhouse and the New Orleans jazz spectmm of deep reds and blues. of the Dukes of Dixieland and then to In addition to pictures by the photo various campus area clubs, there will the Navy Drill Hall with its festival ex­ concession the girls will ibe able to take be six prize booths where anything from citement of the carnival. home memory-loot that ranges from im­ teddy bears to Notre Dame pennants pressively labeled champagne bottles to can be won. Start with a Ball. Tonight, the 1960 souvenir napkins. Monday night from 7:30 until 11:30 Mardi Gras Ball will inaugurate the will be the traditional "gamblers" week-end festivities with the down-beat Old-time fazz. After a brief respite night when impoverished students can of the Morrow orchestra. The fourteen- the pace picks up once again tomorrow try to win back "all the money spent man contingent, whose name has become afternoon with the Dukes of Dixieland on their week-end date." To those who a standard in the American music field, concert at 1 p.m. in the Fieldhouse. The come in before 9 pan. a head start will will provide the dancing enjoyment from group, which will be coming straight be given in the form of a bogus dollar 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. Also featured with the from their Bell Telephone Hour per­ bill. orchestra will be Jane Taylor, the formance of the night before, has a group's solo vocalist. The winners of the raffle will be drawn style stemming basically from that of on Tuesday evening around 10:30 and Miss Joyce Moreth, the date of Gen­ the original Dixieland band which was this will be the wrap-up of the pre- eral Chairman Jim Wysocki, will reign so popular in the early part of the cen­ Lenten affair. The winner of the student over the entire celebration with the high­ tury. auto and the winner of the St. Marjr's light of her reign taking place at mid­ From the Fieldhouse it's only a short wardrobe prize will be chosen in addi­ night tonight when Rev. Theodore Hes- walk to the Navy Drill Hall and the tion to the 1960 Cadillac recipient. burgh, C.S.C., will crown her "Queen street scene of New Orleans at carnival Instead of being eligible for a diance of the Mardi Gras." time. Besides the 27 booths set up by on the student convertible a St. Mary's girl will receive a "Day of Shoppmg'' at Saks in Chicago where she can ran up a bill of $300 for a wardrobe of her own choosing. $37,000 give-away. Besides addinsr . "-'•"-'I up to fun and entertainment, the three part week end is eqiected to total $37,000 for charity. The biggest shue, $15,000 wiU go to the Campus Charity Chest. Under the administration of ata- dents, this fund distribates money to American and foreign missions as well as to the South Bend Community Chest and to Christmas parties for South Bend orphans. i . .: . ^ StSsSI The next cut of $10,000 will be used for the maintenance and improvement of the LaFortune Student Center which is also under student managemoit.. Finally, the Student Government Scho­ larship Fund will receive $12,000 whidi i will be used for full and partial aeholar- ships.for incoming freshmen and deserv­ ing upperelassmen. This is done by a CADILLAC SIXTY-TWO COUPE student committee which works with the Lady Luck's reward to a Mardi Gras supporter. Office of Admissions. February 26, 1960 To Hold Annual Debate Tourney Next Week; Canvassers to Seek Suppoii DelMiters To Try for Schiller, Bolger Trophies For Resident Frosh Advisors starting next week, a team of four Under the general chairmanship of Given the Power to Reverse Decisions of student senators will make a grassroots Joel Haggard, the eighth annual Uni­ the Supreme Court." tour of the sophomore and junior halls, i) versity of Notre Dame Invitational De­ Whitney, a Dean's List student, is They'll be a bit early. The fall round bate Tournament will be held in the from Burbank, Calif., and is enrolled in of campaign speechs won't hit for an- -i LaFortune Student Center next Friday chemical engineering. His future plans other two weeks. But they'll be cam­ and Saturday, March 4 and 5. Com­ include four years in the Navy followed paigning just the same, campaigning petition will be for the Richard D. Schil­ by law school. The Blue Circle for Project Guidance. ler Trophy which is awarded perma­ Society also claims his talents. The project is the outgrowth of an nently to the winning team. In addi­ Powei's hails from Forest Hills, N. Y. idea Student Body President Bruce tion, the name of the A\'inning school and he is a student in the general pro­ Babbitt had earlier in the year. Babbitt will be added to the Rev. William A. gram. After graduate school, he in­ wondered why seniors couldn't live in Bolger Trophy, which is retained at tends to teach. He is also on the Dean's freshman halls as advisors, taking some * Notre Dame. List. of the burden oiF the heavily-taxed rec­ tors and prefects. About the same time, Presidential debater. Chairman Hag­ High school to college. Both Powers the Blue Circle was groping for some gard, a junior majoring in mechanical and Whitney debated extensively in high way of extending their one-week Fresh­ engineering, is from Seattle, Wash. A school and as freshmen rapidly earned man Orientation. varsity debater since his freshman year, a place for themselves on the debate As the project has evolved, the main he served as publicity director of last team. They have been on winning teams problem involved in it has developed. year's tournament. He has been a for tournaments at the University of Quite simply, it's whether or not there member of teams that brought back Kentucky and Miami University, and are 40 seniors (or mature juniors) of a first-place laurels from a University of together took second at St. Joseph's Col­ high caliber who would be willing to Kentucky tournament and a second- lege. Whitney debated in the Nationals their last year giving sei-vice to place victory at St. Joseph's College in at West Point in his freshman year and the school by orienting freshmen. also debated in the Invitational here. Philadelphia. In addition to his debat­ They'd be giving up a gi-eat deal. _ ing activities "Haggard is president of Both Whitney and Powers were Notre Dame's entry in last year's tournament Instead of relaxing a bit and enjoying the Pacific-Northwest club and vice the customary senior apathy, they'd live president of Pangbom Hall. held here. There will be four awards made to among freshmen — two seniors per As general chairman, Haggard is the winning teams. To the championship floor. They'd be expected to guide the presently completing his final plans for team will go the Schiller Trophy and a novices in two ways, by being available the coming tournament, which this year place on the Bolger Trophy. First-place for friendly advice on just about any­ will include some possible new features. Speaker Awards will be given on the thing and by giving good example of As last year, the debate finals will be basis on a speaker's performance in pre­ the proper attitude toward a university , broadcast over WSND radio and there liminary rounds. Certificates will also education. is a possibility of the last round of the be presented to the ten Top Speakers. No goodies. The committee doesn't - tournament being televised by WNDU- General Chairman Haggard invites TV. want "goodies" guiding the freshmen. the entire student body "to attend all Nor do they want, of course, the senior Representing Notre Dame in the tour­ the rounds of the tournament," in the who divides his time equally between nament itself will be two junior de­ Student Center (majority of the pre­ his hall and Joers. What they do want M baters Guy Powers and Jay Whitney, liminary rounds), or the Law and Engi­ is the well-rounded guy the freshman who will argue both sides of the topic, neering Auditorium (semi-finals) or the can appreciate as a friend. They want "Resolved: That Congress Should Be Engineering Auditorium (finals). a senior who has a gi-asp of the Uni­ versity's aims and the reasoning behind *• its policies, and who can relay his own interpretation of to the freshman. •• The senior would be on his o%vn. And he might be given a tuition stipend from the University in gratitude for his \_ efforts. —Jini Naughton

Smile Pretty Any junior who has not hod his picture taken for the yearbook or who has not made an appointment to do so, is asked to moke an ap­ pointment during this coming week. The photographer for the DOME ^:\ will be in room 2-C of the La­ Fortune Student Center on Monday through Friday, between 1 and 5:30 p.m. and 6:30 and 8:00 p.m. At this time a one dollar fee will be charged each student. Proofs of the pictures will be re- >^'l turned in about two weeks. A rep­ resentative will be on campus after '** ^ Easter vocation to advise students ,r on pose choice and to accept orders DEBATERS: HAGGARD, WHITNEY, POWERS for more pictures. Congress versus the Supreme Court, a matter of dispute

8 The Scholastic Nixon Presented 'Patriot of the Year' Award; Points Out Leadersiiip Choiienge to Seniors

An affable, suave Vice President of patriotism and defend their country on ^ the United States received the annual the basis of what they know it stands "Patriot of the Year" award last Tues- for. The relative strengths of our op­ ' day night at the Washington Day exer- ponents must also be known. The Com­ ' cises. Richard Milhous Nixon, recipient munists, said Nixon in reference to his * of the award, spoke for approximately recent visits, are not passive patriots. a half hour in accepting the honor. They are "true believers." Like them we Sitting on the platform with his wife must base our faith in knowledge and and University dignitaries he listened to understanding. Khrushchev, he insisted, the citation read by the president of the has the ability to concentrate great senior class. It read in pai-t: "We wel- power to overtake us in the horse race * come you, Sir, as a citizen and states­ between our two countries. Not only man who has dedicated himself to the that, but his people are imbued with a * best interests of our countiy. . . .In your spirit of competition which has been present office, to which you have added drammed into them by their leaders. We ' extraordinaxy life and luster, you stead­ must rise to the challenge of this horse fastly help our President to bear his race, said Mr. Nixon, "provided we stay •^ tremendous burdens. Above all, we on our own horse and don't try to get praise you as a courageous and energetic on his." *• interpreter of the American IDEA to FATHER HESBURGH the world." Cost too great. There ai*e weaknesses ~ In his speech Nixon pointed out that in our economy of which we are well First to address institute a tremendous challenge has been hurled aware. There are also weaknesses in at the college students of today, that of our modem educational system which leadership. These students, he said, must must be remedied. But they must be Fr. Hesburgh to Give ' be patriots, but constractively critical solved by our traditional methods of lo­ pati-iots, of their country and way of cal control and not at the cost of in- " life. They must avoid the extremes of cx'eased federal conti'ol over schools. First Marriage Talk This cost is too great to pay. Nixon asserted that we need not be Rev. Theodore Hesburgh, C.S.C. will ashamed of a system which has virtually open the twelfth annual Max-riage Insti­ Foundation Notes Gains erased poverty and has produced pros­ tute this Wednesday, with a talk on During 1959 Fund Drive perity for all. But our system stands for "Couxiship in Maxrriage." The lecture more than militaiy might of material which Avill be held at 7:30 p.m. in Wash­ Deep in the main building a red light welfare. It stands for "progi'ess with ington Hall, will be the first of six lec- • flashed, a puff of smoke arose, and a freedom." While the Communists want tux-es to be held on succeeding Wednes­ white slip of paper flipped out of the to dominate the world and convert eveiy- days of the Lenten season. IBM machine. The total, $3,375,792, reg­ one to their system, we do not want to The Institute, held annually for those istered the amount in gifts and grants impose our will on anyone. We want to seniors contemplating max-riage soon ^ that the University received during offer our cooperation in a cause which after graduation, was begun in 1949. 1959. Rev. John H. Wilson, C.S.C, act­ we are certain is right. In Poland, the It stax-ted with a movement which sought ing director of the Notre Dame Foun­ Vice President found, this was box-ne out to recognize the fact that living fully dation, the school's development or- on the faces of the people who greeted as a husband and a father of a family ^ ganization, tried the machine again and him as a symbol of what Amexican rep- is an important pax-t of education today. came up with more results. i"esents. In this cause the countxy de­ In the past eleven years, the program • During the first two years of its ten serves good leadex-ship, he concluded, and has become known as one of the most year, $66,600,000 development program, we must give our best. intex-esting and informative events of the $6,395,844 has been contributed to Notre senior year. Dame. By 1967 the University hopes Since the Institute is designed to take to acquire $18,600,000 for new buildings, Senators Prepare for Debate the place of the Pre-Cana confex-ence re­ the first of which will be the library, Over NDEA Loyalty Clauses quired by many pax-ishes bfefore mar­ " whose construction begins next year. riage, a cex-tificate of attendance will be The ten-year goal also provides $27,000,- Although the Student Senate took a given to everyone who attends aU six •" • 000 for faculty development, $11,000,000 vacation last Monday along with the lectux-es. This will be done by stamping for research and $5,000,000 each for stu­ rest of the school, they have not been the ticket each time a lectux-e is attended. dent aid and special administrative idle. Several senators have been doing In his talk Father Hesbux-gh wiU stress purposes. homewox-k in px-epax"ation for Monday's the all important need for the compati­ The 1959 total of gifts and gi-ants debate on the National Defense Educa­ bility of the marriage partners. Begin­ represents an increase of $355,740 over tion Act on the Senate floor. ning his survey of max-riage with the ^ the previous year, largely in the re­ One Senate member has pointed out factox'S which enter into courtship, he search and grants category, Father the importemce of the Senate's deter­ will px-obe into the px-oblems of "deter­ •• Wilson said. Among the major sources mining the views of the student- body mining if she is the girl for you, winning of research support were the U.S. and then taking a stand in this national her love, and making it a permanent, Atomic Energy Commission, the Na­ contx'oversy which can be cai^-ied to the good and holy thing." tional Institutes of Health, the National National Students Association. Using ten basic categories derived Science Foundation and the U.S. Army, The basic issue is whether or not the fx-om a recent sux-vey. Father -will Navy and Air Force. govex-nment should require a disclaimer enumerate the most important qualities According to the Foundation's report, affidavit I'egax'ding subversive activities. that must be taken into consideration to $700,420 came from Notre Dame alumni, Since it is not required of many other answer the basic question "Is she good •' $18,285 from honorary alumni, $1,215,338 government loan holders some educators for you?" from non-alumni sources including 501 have considered it to be a fox-m of dis­ Moral vix-tue was found to be the most corporations and foundations, and crimination. They consider the affx-ont important thing a man looked for in a $1,441,748 was in the form of research compounded by the fact that the uni- wife, while love formed the second im­ grants and fellowships. vex-sities must administer it. portant category. February 26, 1960 irt^-gLving BimeplSro

SIX MORE EASY LISTENS WITH CAPITOL RECORDS Co^cuJtoi

8:04 PM There's a lamp that'll get knocked over later if you don't move it. Take care of this and then take care, since talk can flag during a party's early moments, to have a covering background of harmonious music. The recording to the left, with the Four Fresh­ men and a 10-trombone brass orchestra blending furiously, is har­ monious and then some. The group just won an award in the Playboy All-Star Poll and the album includes ice-breakers like Route 66, Sunday, Candy and Laura; the picture on the back, though, could raise one slightly unsettling question: These guys are freshmen?

8:41 PM The laments in Kay Starr's new release aren't dangerously lugubrious and, actually, should stimulate casual entrances onto the dance floor. That's due to Kay's ardent, ringing style and the lush string background which is under only mild sedation behind her. Anybody downcast after hearing Into Each Life Some Rain Must Fall, I Should Care, Please Don't Talk About Me When Fm Gone or the others isn't in a mood to enjoy or contribute much to things anyway, and might appreciate a thoughtful suggestion that there's probably still time to make it to the library before it closes.

9:22 PM If the party's billed as a "Dance," this is as good a time as any to find out how seriously it is meant. Put on the new Kenton, album; it's in the lit-up Latin tradition of Peanut Vendor. Some numbers, like Adios, are fairly relaxed, but most—e.g., a sizzling new Artistry in Rhythm—test dancing prowess. It should separate the men from the boys. (If it separates the men from the girls, try the music in Capitol's "Arthur Murray" series. Sets of sambas, fox­ trots, etc. with top bands and good for pleasant, low-pressure dancing. Little pictures show where to put your feet.)

10:07 PM While the blood is up, put on Ray Anthony's latest, "Like Wild!" The title means much the same as "It's the cat's pajamas" but says it faster, in keeping with today's modern, high­ speed living. Both expressions bo:ome clear when the record is played, for it's a fine, swinging, powerhouse of brass effects, some delectable, some almost alarming. Anthony plays new stuff and ones like Peter Gunn Theme, Room43, 707and Walkin" to Mothers that he's already made a lot of money on as singles. An intermission will be needed. Who won the basketball game?

10:49 PM What, aside from having all been great instrumental, do Snowfall, In the Mood, Poor People of Paris and Flyin" Home have in common? Practically nothing. What, do you suppose, does this mean to Billy May? Practically nothing. He has outrageously spiced up the originals with flutes and things and somehow turned them all, plus others, into some very cheery cha-chas. Twelfth Street Rag-Cha-Cha, though, is unforgivable. Laugh, cry, spill something —you'll just have to do the best you can.

11:28 PM The Quiet Time is at hand. "Ballads for Night People" are the songs June gets asked for most by nostalgic nightcrawlers. in pubs. Mostly sentimental tunes with the kind of introspective lyrics she sings best. While Christy li^ts her way in the dark with Bewitched, Don't Get Around Much Any More, My.Ship and others in that price range, some couples may wish to sit this one out, wending to the dimmer comers to speak softly of issues like the November elections, lung cancer, and so forth. The record changer can be set to repeat and that, perhaps, will take care of that. 10 The Scholastic Repercussions THE OTHER SIDE Editor: (Continued from page 4) The glowing description of the "Case one thing, however, segregating us in for the Democrats" that appeared in the the commencement exei'cise by establish­ February 19 issue left me with one un­ ing four different distribution centers answered question. If daring and fear­ for diplomas for the pui'pose fo making less spending is the panacea for our na­ our ceremony more inducive to any po­ tional and international woes, how well litical figurehead is asking too much. are we equipped to bear the burden of such spending? Perhaps more money Paul M. Priebe should be spent on national defense and 122 Walsh education, but obtaining this money pre­ sents a real problem. I am no economist, (ED: While Mr. Nixon was the choice but I do know that unbalanced budgets of the senior class not the University, eventually demand some reckoning. he is nevertheless an official guest of the Either the funds must be borrowed from school, since the Washington day exer­ somebody (such as those who invest in cises are an official function. Also, Mr. government in hope of eventually Eisenhower's possible appearance at receiving their money with interest) or commencement had no connection with the goods and services must be bought This is the B-52. Advanced as it the decision to change diploma distribu­ on credit. If in our daring spending, may be, this airplane has one thing tion. The new method has been the prac­ we should finally exhaust the confidence tice at many schools in recent years.) in common with the first war- of investor or creditor, what then? galleys of ancient Egypt...and A LATERAL QUESTION If increased taxes, especially corpo­ with the air and space vehicles of ration taxes, are to be the source of our Editor: funds, then how will our manufacturers the future. Someone niust chart its Normally I have a rather indifferent fare in the world market with prices course. Someone must navigate it. opinion of the student government, but elevated as the result of increased taxa­ For certain young men this pre­ at present I wish to offer my congratu­ tion? The author of "A Case for the lations for their organization of the Democrats" suggested that we must con­ sents a career of real executive Student Discount Stores which offer a cern ourselves with immediate crises. opportunity. Here, perhaps yoa wide variety of services at somewhat But may I suggest that a very real, will have the chance to master a reduced pi-ices. There seems to be one imminent crisis is to be found in the store, however, which is conspicuous for profession full of meaning, excite­ economic sphere. Mr. K has challenged ment and rewards... as a Naviga­ its absence from the list of cooperating us to a peaceful war in the field of in­ stores, namely the beloved campus ternational trade, and at present our tor in the U. S. Air Force. Bookstore. prospects are none too encouraging. In­ To qualify for Navigator train­ George Izo creased taxation would hardly improve ing as an Aviation Cadet you must 201 Fisher our chances in the competition. be an American citizen between 19 I am not trying to discredit last week's END TO DISCUSSION? article, but I do think that a platform and 26>^—single, healthy and in­ Editor: calling for more progressive and daring telligent. A high school diploma is In the past weeks, we girls from spending should be carefully considered. required, but some college is highly Saint Mary's have suffered many unjust Perhaps such a platform would create desirable. Successful completion of and insulting remarks in the SCHO­ more problems than it would solve. the training program leads to a LASTIC. This publication has further James Schneidler victimized Saint Mary's upon several commission as a Second Lieuten­ occasions in that disgusting "Escape" 101 Walsh ant ... and your Navigator wings! column. If you think you have what it We would like to make the following FOOTBALL: A CONFLia? points clear. First, let us say that Saint Editor: takes to measure up to the Avia­ Mary's girls are not conceited. We are In agreement with your statement in tion Cadet Program for Naviga­ convinced of this fact and personally "Conunentai-y" of the February 12, tor training, see your local Air know no "stuck up" girls. Air is merely 1960 issue of the SCHOLASTIC, your pro- con series on major college football is- Force Recruiter. Or clip and mail thinner and smellier on the Notre Dame this coupon. campus. Second, it was hinted that, both current and worthy of discussion. I would suggest, however, that Messrs. perhaps, Saint Mary's girls wander over There's a place for tomorrow's to the Notre Dame campus with the Thompson and Blubaugh have merely hope of drawing crass remarks. This is scratched the surface of a much larger leaders on the -^ -y y^ obviously ridiculus [sic] as we would problem and rehashed some very fami­ Aerospace Team. I I ^^ not resort to enticing Notre Dame men liar arguments. The former was not if others were available. quite as pro-football as he was pro- everything; i.e. the article was defen­ Third, our fathers have generously sive, rather than illuminating the posi­ provided the funds for our college edu­ tive contributions football can and does cation at a place sufficiently removed Air Force make. The latter, I believe, was much from civilization as to facilitate our too quick to imply that because Chi­ study of wild life. Although there are MAIL THIS CMPflN TNAY cago and the Ivy League "de-empha­ AVUTION CMET iNFMHUTIM many varieties of Notre Dame men, DEPT. SCU2 sized," the "tail was (also) wagging BOX 7iN, W«SIIINGTM 4, •.€. worthy of close personal inspection, life the dog" at Notre Dame; that academic is simply not wild enough on or near I am between 19 and 26y2, a citizen endeavor is competing with football to of the U.S. and a high school graduate the campus. "survive"; that the football ei-a ended in with ^years of college. Please We sincerely hope that this puts an send me detailed information on the 1952; and that football is merely a dis­ Aviation Cadet program. end to further discussion of Saint traction and victory is inconsequential! I NAME Mary's? girls in the SCHOLASTIC. Is it really? [ Nancy Suthem I am neither pro-major college foot­ I STREET- Ginny Charles ball, nor con-academic excellence, per se: I CITY 240 and 247 Bather, I stand for proper emphasis of COUNTY- -STATE Holy Cross (Continued on page 25) I February 26, I960 Ml BEST BUYS IN PAPERBACKS

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The Scholastic etUUoal Jlo/UfOtU

Following last week's article on the inadequacy of Republican leader­ ship, Terry Lamb, president of the Young Republicans, boldly answers back with an exhaustive presentation of this country's traditional con­ servative principles, carried since the Civil War up to the present, by the Republican Party.

A CONSERVATIVE CREED

HE choice facing America today is between the Con­ medical insurance programs under the Federal Social Security Tservatism of the Republican Party and the Liberalism that system. It provides for matching federal grants for the build­ controls the Democratic Party. The present-day Republican ing of public schools "when need is demonstrated and local party was founded in 1854 to curb the expression of slavei-y resources are clearly inadequate." Federal fiinancial and eco­ which then threatened and later sorely wounded the Union. nomic policies should be aimed at "warding off inflation and Its conservative spirit was expressed in the party's first plat­ depression." (This may sound like little more than a truism form: "Believing that the spirit of our institutions as well as but it demonstrated a Republican administration's willingness the constitution of our country guarantees liberty of con­ to g^uide rather than govern the economy of the state.) Foreign science and equality of rights among our citizens we oppose all economic aid should be shifted whenever possible from govern­ legislation tending to impair them." This was reaffirmed in ment gi-ants to private loans. Here is true "dignity of the the Republican platform of 1936 and is still the dominant individual" which the liberals claim to champion. These spirit within the Republican party. principles reaffirm confidence in human nature to cope with What is the basis of American conservatism? It begins human ills. with the "certain unalienable rights — life, liberty, and the It will be argued by my friends from the "left" that the pursuit of happiness" as stated in the Declaration of Inde­ Republican pai-ty is no longer as conservative as it once was. pendence. It affirms that these rights belong to the individual The liberals will assign us the negative role of protecting the and should only be relinquished by him to a higher power pa^ while they set the progressive pace for the future. I when the common good demands. Either the state exists for the individual or the individual exists for the state. The establishment of order leaves no other alternative. Until the New Deal both American political parties were conservative in theory and in practice. The 1932 Democratic platform vied with the Republican platform in presenting a conservative solution to the economic depression, for it advo­ cated immediate and drastic reduction of govei-nmental expen­ ditures "to accomplish a savings of not less than 25 per cent in cost of Federal Government." If you dismiss this platform which F.D.R. endorsed in 1932 on the grounds that New Deal expediency solved the un­ employment problem, I should remind you that in 1938 almost ten million capable workers were jobless. This number is two- thirds as gi-eat as in 1932 under Pi-esident Hoovei-. True, we suffered another depression in 1937. All the more reason to argue that the New Deal was a False Deal. If a government centered economy was the cure-all — why another depression? U^ All Democrats did not follow the utilitarian concept which guided the Roosevelt Administration. As early as 1936 Al Smith asserted the fundamental role of government was to aid the governed in raising the genei-al level of human dignity throughout the world. Basically, human nature was responsi­ ble for World War I which in turn created the economic miseiy of the great Depression. Governor Smith wisely recognized that tme reform can no more be legislated by the state than can true economic prosperity. Economic and moral reform must voluntarily be­ gin from within the individual. The "Radical Republicans" overlooked this necessity in their "libei-al" legislation during the Reconstruction and Prohibition eras. Which political party is conservative in theory and practice today? The Republican party is still guided by the spirit deny the theory that if "progress" is to be achieved, this and principles of its first platform. The party's stand on is inevitable or if victory is to be won at the polls we must major issues has recently been outlined in a "preliminary submit to this fate. Mr. Eisenhower has explained it this platform" for the campaign of 1960. In summary, this plat­ way: It is impossible to reverse the current of a river over­ form emphatically opposes any compulsory hospital and night; for the present, our task is to stem the tide. Does February 26, 1960 13 Mr. Nixon consider himself a conservative? He indorsed the formance. At one extreme, it is said, is the thesis that the "preliminary platform" mentioned above as follows: "The U.S.S.R is irrevocably embarked on a career of unlimited report brings home the fact that we are conservative because conquest. At the other is the thesis of the American Com­ we Avant progress." Can conservative principles win at the munists that the U.S.S.R. is virtuously and selflessly engaged polls? Yes, Senator Bariy Goldwater provides an excellent in liberating the downtrodden masses of Eui'ope. The publica­ example. (Most Democrats will agree his are rather conserv­ tion concludes that "No one can be sure (which) of these ative.) Although the Democrats have had a much larger theories is true." I do not wish to be misunderstood, I do not registration than Republicans in Arizona, as late as 1958 accuse the A.D.A. of being "pro-communist," but somewhat Senator Goldwater won by over 35,000 votes out of a total naive concerning Soviet intentions. This publication was of 280,000 votes cast. He attributes his victory to talking A\i-itten in 1950. openly in favor of conservatism and what it means to the indi­ Regarding "economic security for all people," the A.D.A. vidual. The senator has pointedly stated that we must re­ stresses the need for a "Social Revolution." They go to great assert that it is not only impossible to out-promise the big pains in this same publication to explain that the development give-aways of the welfare states, but moi-ally wrong and of a democratic socialist Europe, for example, on the model destructive of freedom. of Britain might well supply the best means of checking the aggressiveness of the U.S.S.R. It is amusing to note that the Laborites have now disavowed their platform that has carried THE COMING OF THE NEW PARTY them to defeat in the last three general elections. May I nom­ inate capitalistic Western Germany with its higher standard In 1932 the present senior senator from Illinois, Paul of living as a model for checking Communistic aggressiveness. Douglas, A\Tote a most interesting book entitled The Coming Is there evidence to equate the A.D.A: with the other con­ of the New Party, in which he remarks that while the Re­ trolling powers in today's Democratic party? They apparently publican party has a definite place and a real function as see eye to eye with all aspirants for the 1960 presidential :3» representative of consei-vative elements, the Democratic party nomination except Senator Lyndon Johnson. Among other has no logical place in American life. Under a heading en­ Democratic senators holding a 100 per cent rating on A.D.A.'s titled "The Role of the Socialist Party in the New Alignment," "Roll of Honor" are Senators Kennedy, Symington, and Mr. Douglas comments: Humphrey. By comparison. Senator Goldwater is listed as 100 per cent anti A.D.A." The Socialist party has in the past been a force for Who else belongs to this controlling clique of the Demo­ good in American life. And yet despite all (their) appeal­ cratic party? Among its more prominent members are Mrs. ing qualities it is doubtful whether the Socialist party can F. D. Roosevelt, Adlai E. Stevenson and Walter Reuther. as such become the predominate representative of the new Mr. Reuther incidentally has credited himself, A.D.A. and movement. Excellent as its program and membership now his Economic Policy Committee of the A.F.L.-C.I.O., as are, its potentialities for growth are greatly hampered by ". . . Vanguards in America of the great crusade to build a the unreasoning prejudice which large elements of the better world. We are the architects of the future." Is this public attach to the word socialism. It should moreover be accusation by association and inuendo when the A.F.L.-C.I.O. remembered that by the encyclicals of the Pope it has expresses the same socialistic ends as the A.D.A. and there­ become almost impossible for loyal Catholics to be members fore necessarily the principles of the Democratic party? of any pai"ty which is actually named as socialistic. Senator Johnson himself achieved a respectable 75 per cent pro A.D.A. record. Not bad for a "Westerner." If Mr. I am impressed that Senator Douglas has interpreted Reuther's "architectural plans" propose to bring these about "Rerum Novarum" so judiciously and that he has recognized at the cost of depersonalizing the individual, can there be any that "Religious Socialism" and "Christian Socialism" are con­ true progress? tradictory tei-ms. "No one can be at the same time a good Catholic and a true Socialist." Today, the Holy See not only condemns socialism but A REPUBLICAN FUTURE even warns against the present-day trend toward all-embrac­ ing socialization prophesied by Senator Douglas in the "New Is there therefore, "a logical place in American life for Alignment." the Democratic party" today? Yes, I do not deny leadership the right to advocate their party's principles. However, pru­ In the second place stands the protection of the individual dence would advise any and all conservative Democrats not and the family against their absorption by the state, a in complete sympathy with their party's means and/or social­ process of excessive socialization at the end of which looms istic ends, to move over to the right side of the aisle. No the threatening nightmare of the "Leviathan." (Pius XII) presentation of Republican principles could exclude Herbert Hoover's views on true "Liberalism." The New Deal did indeed provide America with a "New Party" and that party exists today xmder the old name of Liberalism is a foi-ce truly of the spirit, a force pro­ the Democratic pai-ty. ceeding from the deep realization that economic freedom Are Mr. Douglas' views the same today as they were in cannot be sacrificed if political freedom is to be preserved. 1932? Yes; if Mr. Douglas' views have changed, he would I do not wish to be misinterpreted as believing that the repudiate the Democratic party today. And Senator Douglas United States is free-for-all and devil-take-the-hindmost. is presently chairman of the Joint Economic Committee of The very essence ef equality of opportunity and of American the United States Senate. Who supports Douglas' economics individualism is that there shall be no domination by any today? The senator has succeeded in achieving the highest group or combination in this Republic, whether it be busi­ honor the Americans for Democratic Action can bestow on ness or political. On the contrary, it demands economic a congressman — a 100 per cent voting record. justice as well as political and social justice. It is no system of laissez-faire.

OBJECTIVES OF THE DEMOCRATS I, too, can envision a better tomorrow. A world in which public confidence can be restored in the morality of her lead­ What does this organization, the A.D.A., so closely aligned ers. Where "payola" will not settle the disputes of govern­ with the present-day Democratic party, profess? Primarily ment vei'sus labor versus management. A world in which la­ two quite lofty objectives: "economic security for all people ... bor and capital are no longer pitted against one another in attained by democratic planning" and a "crusade for ex­ the classical Marxian concept which Mr. Reuther character­ panding democracy against Fascism and Communism." How­ izes as ". . . the dynamic balance in our economy so essential ever the A.D.A. is slightly confused as to just what constitutes to the economic growth and industrial expansion." Rather a the Soviet threat against which they have sworn eternal vigi­ world where imagination and initiative are once again allowed lance. Their publication. Toward Total Peace, notes that there to challenge America's present mediocrity. are a number of possible explanations of recent Soviet per- (Continued on page 18) 14 The Scholastic An intellectucd service oi the University oi Notre I>am* .for tbe constant enrichment of the minds the sibline TRIIITIOfl of Notre Dame's diverse family. --i

CASUAL READING FOR FUN AND PROFIT

A Broker's Prospectus on Some Recent Issues of Light-but-Rewarding Literary Securities

INTRODUCTION: LEISURE READING AS AN INVESTMENT

By John T, Frederick

FRIEND of mine who is of a mathematical turn of the only thing we as human beings have to invest, it is not? A mind once undertook to find out what portion of his life — can be actually lost, wholly unprofitable, because uncon-.. he was destined to spend in the act of shaving. My friend sidered and undirected. If our leisure reading is haphazard, has a Jarge face and a tough beard. He found, by repeated done as we sometimes say "to killjime," the phrase may timingi that the whole ritual from lather to lotion con­ have a fatal accuracy. On the other hand, this portion of sumed an average of fully six minutes. My friend's occu­ our lives can be in the highest degrree enjoyable, fruitful, pation is such that he feels obligated to shave seven days and profoundly rewarding, to our permanent and ever-in-" a week. For round numbers he called it 40 minutes a week. creasing enrichment as human persons. The reviews in this He allowed himself two weeks for fishing trips, when he and succeeding issues of the Notre Dame Alumnus are would shave rarely if at all, and came up with 2,000 minutes meant to offer varied and illumiriating,suggestions,of books a year, or some 33 hours. At the time he made this study which are likely to make you feel that the time you spend my friend's "expectation," in the pleasant phrase of the life in,^ reading them is well/invested. insurance companies, indicated that from the time he began to shave daily until presumably he would no longer need to do so would be a term of 44 years. At 33 hours a year that gave the somewhat dismaiying total of 1,452 hours — more than 36 40-hour weeks: nine months of his working life, spent in front of a glass scraping his face. JOHN, T. FBEDEBICK; professor of EngUA Let me hasten to say that I am not starting a crusade and (since 1958) head of the English depart- for the return of the bear

\ \ Iw ~.J FICTIONh LEGENDS,-MYTHS AND OFT-TOLD TALES

By Richard Sullivan

and the king's .wife' Guene^. Probably most of us heyer finished "reading Sir^ Thomas Malory's highly^ readable fif­ RiCHABO T. SULLIVAN teaches creative writ­ teenth-century, account of the goings onat Arthur's court. ing as a "professor of English and staff member Yet ^e all remember, however dimly or distantly, certain of Notre Dame's Workshops in Writir^. He high adventures' we once shared, through reading, with the unforgettable figures of the advoiturers who .once"chival­ was graduated from the University in 1980 and rously supported a now mythical king. "' • " joined the faculty in 19S6 after study at the What-T. H. White has done, picking'and choosing among Art Institute and Goodman School of Drama, these high, adventures, is to renew th^ in a big novel alive with wit and^with wisdom. The Once and Future King^is Chicago, and free-lance toriting for magazines a book of lapping, dramatic narrative, of brig^tj fantastic and radio. He has published a collection of his comedy, and of profound, immediate insight. When White short stories in the volume The Fresh and Open tells usjiow it feels-to ride in full armor upon a horse, we V- sweat and: clank, encased in iron, at a fast trot. ~When he Sky; a rhapsody about his alma mater entitled tells us how, it feels to be a fish, swimming, or a bird, flj^ng/ Notre Dame, and several novels, including we/laiow.. For thisX is-writing which conveys exactly the Siunmer After Summer, The Dark Continent, ~ impression, the very sensation, of the experience it .deals with. It is also precise in other ways. When Lancelot and The World of Idella May, First atizen,-311 the queen betray, thevking they both love, this novel — in Congress Court and The Three Kings. a way unconunon in contemporary fiction.— treats with delicacy and accuracy their grievous, offense. They, are rendered not 'as victims of glandular compulsion but as mortal huinan dinners,^free and kiiowing. ... There is great und^tanding, great. compassion, great THE ONCE AND FUTURE KING? . love, and -r- maryelously — great fun in this large no^el. Indeed, The Once and [ Future King may- sometime hence AYBE it is true that there are some stories so wonderfully be called one of the rarest and most brilliant fictionalachieve ­ M good in themselves that over the centuries they con­ ments of our'hurrying age. > _ , - ^' stantly demand retelling. As times change and attitudes shift these stories seem to insist upon keeping ~up^ with the contemporary modeA.of fiction, -in^ which, as ever, they reflect the unchanging verities of hmnan nature and Ulumi- .THEJONCSB AND PuTDJSE KNG. [By T, H.White. nate our common and continuing existence^- ^ - ~, . New Yoi*: Gk P. Putnam's Stins, 1959. In The Once and Future King T. H: White has taken 677^pp. $4.95. - ; - a set ot such old stories and has made them newand abso­ lutely fascinating. This big book — which consists of three 'r V ' "" "' ^ ~''^^\ • :' r .: ''• separate, earlier published novels, one severely cut, and Also.recommended^ - all revi^ to unite; with" a new fourth novel in -a single extraordinary'work of story-telling,— deals with thie ancient BraiiNCHfs MYTHOLOGY. By^ Thomas Bulftncli. adveikures of King Arthur and of the assorted personages . Modem Libraiy .Giant No. 14. New York: who long ago surrqiinded him." ^ ^ - •' . Random House. 778\pp, $2.95 _ Everybody knows the.Arthurian stories in one form,or another Certainly none of us," reading as boys about tiie' THE GODSIONB AND THE BLACKTMbE.^J^ T. H. Knights of tiie Round Table, quite realized that something / / WhUe. /New York: Putnam, 1959. 225 pp.^ adulterous was going on between our hero Sir Lancelot $3.90. . , ' ~^~N' -''"•

AUTOBIOGRAPHY: THE ANATpMY OF

N By A', T, Smithberger \ x- C--: ON THE SUNNY-SIDE OF Ai<)NE-WAY-STEEET. - beginninjg to discover, for^tb.;^^ e first time, what it meant to , be a man." . . -'\ , v- .-'; , ( __A^ \ _i .- ^ , v. - • ^A**^**?** '^^ grew up in. the" early years-.of this century -^ Evansvillt^is the immediate .^setting, witit such towns sas X^ or who-would care ioLgOrl>acfc to those; early years^to Foseyville 'and New Hannonirnot ^together disregarded. > ;see what a HocMrier boyhood was like wilLfind muu^ refresh- But the general ibackgrbohdN is the boyhooS of this cehtutyi nient and df^ight-in the twen(y-one'diapters of On the^ the tinie~\dien autombbiIe8;(with.^ iaprobe ai^ tii^;"Honkr' SuKky Side of a One-Way Street:. Thbse> exciting :^n3,\ honkl" or the "A-kift^ a-«oqo-gaI^ Horn) had such names—, from Bull; Mooae days tq^ tiie vj^arge of the Ku KliiX K^~ as Reo,. Gd^- Ct^aBdler; tma Steams Knight^< not to mention 1-* witii bypobole it tlu b^inning of tiie account and^airvard the vlnqnitons. Hodd^T. At that iBmethe Raym. bieyde was at the end, WiIliam?K WHSoi^'the'aiithor, now professor of more prized; byiboya, tiian. the Blnc^bird. ^Th&^a boy told English^ at -fadiuia^Universi^^xclives foKvPS^ until 1924," .time by.;^ the son or .fiom aa|'^big«noU wateh, perhaps^read ' •whta he was ready for .his second-year of'cdl^ and '"was. a^book^from'a Globe-Woneeke/bookcaJi& .-listened to an- ATT V :;_ r- V^ -/ //-- Ir' s/ monplace enough. (Bat^what about, having a Uxtb^Mffm. Febhuuy 1^ in ^a good^Democratfc/hoaiidioId?^ Baw! atek' Professor ANDREW T. SMITHBERGER / was having three: fathers? jEveryone has at ieast two •^fttar formerly assistant Mad of the English depart­ real and the n)ythicaL>Bnt who; has'the diaaee to~ ment and currently serves ca managing editor ^^^ that^his own father has the siiiiiie name as a^aTafter'^ii; ai famous storjr^by Pbe?) Who has lived in k'*ahaiigiuk itmiiP%- of the Natural Law Forum. He joined the Or in a house with a built-in vacnnm deader?/ And 10v: faculty after graduation from Ohio Uni- -may boys had to endure a "cast-iron belly^ for a ywr at wiT versitylin 1925 and was awarded an AM. by -^ Or have a father not be rejected tp Congregs hecMHalw would.not consent to join-the^-Klah?-"' -'' ^': ~_\^'- Notre Damexn 1927. Ah authority on the essay In- an easy, straightforward manner Prafeanr' fl^ni and the Romantic Period of'English literature, tells us;of the amusing and" sometimes distressing expeti* ^ he has published two cpUege textbooks, Qn ~ ences of his growing up, at work and at play. This is .'a richly evocative book, with numy^ passages of such nfik .and- Poetry and Essays: British and American. delight that one will jcome back to than for a Inst a Prof. Smithberger is a member of national and^ * • reading.. " '•'" ^" ^ ^, ~~' - - ',- - state CoUege English Assm., the Indiana Academy of! Sciences; Tau Kappa Alpha, Eta- ON THE Sumnr^ Sam OF A ONK-WAT Sigma Phi and Lambda Chi Alpha fraternities. By Wmiam B. Wilson. New York: Nortaa, 1958./223 pp. $3.75. ; ^^ /•

Edison phonograph, saw a Biograph Picture — and was Ailso Recommended:- '-' "" ^ , " tortured at school with the Palmer Method of handwriting. This book is diiefly a boy's story^ a story of a city boy­ ACT ONE: Air AurosiOGRAFHr. B^ Man Har^ \ hood, chifnningly andlwistfiJly told. Most boys have raced New Yoi^: Random House, 1999. 444 ppiL. " or struggled through the ordinary experiences^of home,and $5;oa — , ' school and'work and play — and survived them!^^ but ^' j "- - . ^, _ -~\ .• " .- -i,€ -.'-- •- -r many have inissed some of the unique experiences related WHAT NEXT, DOCTOR PECK? ByJoaeph Howard ^ '^ here. Playmates and games, Tefatiyes and "drummers," Peck, MJ>1 New Yorfe: Prentice-Haliri9S9L v county fairs and old-fashioned barbecues are no/doubfcom- ^209 pp. ^.50. - - ^ \ -.

-(-' CRITICISM: MASS MEDIA AND THE CAPTIVE IMAGINATION :

^ y '-' \ y i; By Robert E. Christin, Jr,

the^author' places the Uame on mass media list na^:at ' the ills of our society. Father Lynch fully approves of _i ROBERT ERNEST CHRISTIN, , JR., is on asso- T ithese media, and praises ntany moviea^-and television pro­ aate^professor of English and director of the grams. And his criticism is constructive: he elaborataa cuttuc^JeMXcind ^ these mass media^ their "increasuogly centralised^i "A A student of American ciUture and literature, he ment of the' imaginatidn of a whole natibn."^T6' - \/ iS'\iffiliated with the Nfitional Council of this situation, he calls 'on everyone.in the^aodSeneies^to Teachers, of English;-th£ College English dndj exercise intelligence and imagination in beeonliEqg awake of whatis happening. Hejfpeeifically enlists the active support. Modern] Ihnguage As^., and the American of four ^groups; the-.igti8ts,\,the creative theotogiiia% liie Assn. of-University Profess^k;During~~W6rld^ critics, and the^imiversiti^' Avoiding'the usual stutniiniti: t War II he siervedin navtd carhpaign^ inutile T- , about-.a^ versus,morality, Fr. Lynch distinjpushes'caiefid^:' I the work to be accomplished by es^^of the' sj^eeUista. liatad:::. JLtlqntic, Pacific dr^ Mediterranean theaters. -^ ^ above, cauddning against their tendency to hklxatta^wiA;:/ \^-i : each other, urging than/to cooperate in a positive .cffbct^-' to improve our mass media.r '•'' —'j' ' '•{;/'••'-' i -'. j •^'. j- V, V ^ Jn an^ important chapter on^f'Fanta^y and Beali^,"^ tij»{~r7^ \ author emphasizes the need in niy cultuiefbr aonw.fmHii'*^ ^r THE IMAGE INDUSTRIES V , , ^ but warns that we must always beawiae of finta^ )M^' \ . -^.^ \.-- •: ^ -< -^ -r -^ ;• - ->••' fantasy.' The dang^ piesented by much of oar tekffiriogi. ^^v HE title of Father Lynch's occellentxbook refers to the ^'•- - and movies is that fantai^ is bdng pmented ini.tlia Ttdevision and movie Industrie^' industries/that produce of reality,, ereatmg a ooirf^Qnamong aU o^ aaasJo'^^ the images ^t ih large part formrour attitudes toward the ^reality is."^- -" • - v ---^ . ' ' ' . .-^ -v, > world in> which we live. f!atfaer LyiidbiVbook isndt-another -VTto>ughout his bo(^< Fr.N Lyadi providof diatribe 'agiuns1r^tiie^ta3H^drine8sr,of^,man tde? amples of his major" topics*-and analjves^seftoalVcinm viaon proghuiis, nor is it another of th^ bodks^in which moviies and television pro^ranuL>|His\exjuBpIes iiidi^a~ H;- ( X ' -— '- - ^.-- V- /.• / •-/ seemingly disparate items as torch singers, cigarette com­ THE IMAGE INDUSTRIES. By Father WiUiam F. mercials, Bing Crosby, the Japanese film, Rasho?non, Dante's Lynch, SX Neyr York: Sheed and Ward, Divine Comedy, television weather analyzers, The Ten Com­ 1959. 159 pp. $3.50. mandments, Bells of Saint Mary's, West Side Story, I The Jury, Tlie Diary of Anne Frank, Alfred Hitchcock, horror V movies, Paradise Lost, and numerous other programs, movies, Also Recommended: and plays. What Father Lynch sees in all of these is something that AMERICAN CATHOLIC CROSSROADS. By Waiter J, the reader will see clearly once he has read Fr. Ljmch's Ong, SJ. New York: Macmillan, 1959. 160 clear account, but something fewo'eaders would, have other­ pp. $3.50. wise noticed. The book is one of vital importance to eveiy- MASS CULTURE. Edited by Bernard Rosenberg one, and several television critics have alluded to it as one of the best analyses yet to appear. and David, White. Glencoe, Illinois: The Free Press, 1957. 561 pp. $6.50.

HUMOR: ANECDOTE AS ANTIDOTE FOR BILE, PHLEGM AND BLACK MELANCHOLY

By Louis Hasley

Thurber himself. A blunt, conservative, naive, honest, pro­ fane man, he became, in Thurber's opinion, "by far the Professor Louis HASLEY, assistant head of the' most painstaking,, meticulous, hairsplitting detail-criticizer English department, joined the faculty in 1931 the world of editing has known." He' felt that an editor had, metaphorically, to hold an artist's hand. The bluster with A.B. and AM. degrees from the University. the gpnaifness were real but they covered great kindness He was assistant dean of the College of Arts and and solicitude for his temperamental stable of artists and Letters from 19^2 to 19Jf9 and was director of writers. He did not respect people who wouldn't fight back and yell him down, but always, at the end of-'the yelling, the Notre Dame Writers' Conference for four it was, "All right. God bless you." years. He has contributed articles, poetry and Kosshad, in Charles Mac Arthur's phrase, "the charm fiction to various magazines, including America, of gaucherie." "And, let us add, of naivete as well. He could join H.v L Mencken and Thurber in a conversation, about The Sign, Saturday Review, Spirit and Tomor­ Willa Gather and ask in all sincerity, "Willa Gather — did row, Prof. Hasley's specialty is the literature of he write The Private Life of Helen of Troy?" He had to be American humor. His wife, humorist Lucile told who William Blake was, and "he orice asked the maga­ zine's checking department, "Is Moby Dick the whale or Hasley, is the author of Reproachfully Yours, the man?" Some of his editorial queries'fall into the near- The Mouse Hunter, and Saints and Snapdragons. classic category. "What woman? Hasn't been previously mentioned," he wrote when he became puzzled by a reference in a Perelman manuscript to "the woman taken in adultery." Interesting as Ross is, few will regret that the book is nearly fifty per cent self-revelation on the part of Thurber. THE YEARS WITH ROSS. And all of it^is in an unfla\ved, unmannered style, one that blends easy sophistication and mature objectivity. The humor BOOK by America's greatest living humorous writer arises unobtrusively, keeping intact the dignity of his subject A about one of the greatest editors of our time: this is in a book that is essentially a tribute to an - incomparable James Thurber's The Years With Ross. - editor, a long-time associate and a much-loved friend. Unless you are just in from the back side of the foot-' hills, you know who James Thurber is and are acquainted' with, some of his fantastically chaotic pei'sonal experience ^ essays, .his fables, his cartoons.and, among his short stories, THE YiSARS WITH Ross. By James thurber. at least "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty." But you might have lived many ^years within shot-put range of Madison Boston:; Little, Bi>pwn and Company, 1959. Avenue and not have- heard of Harold Ross, founder (in / 310J)p. $5.00. ^ ^ 1925) of the celebrated New-Yorker magazine ^and till his death from cancer in 1951 its first, editor. Ross himself was no sophisticated New Yorker to the Also, Recommended: > manner bom. His birthplace was Aspen, C^olorado. He V^SEs FROM 1929 ON. By OgdenNash. Boston: worked on newspapers in the far\West and tiie South till he arrived in New. York in 1919, following two years as ^ Little, Brown, 1959, 522 pp. $5.95. editor in Paris of the overseas World War I magazine^ THE' RBTUHN OF HTMAN Kid»LAN.'^ By Leo Stars and Stripes. ^The book is packed with) rich anecdotes of Ross's oicounters with New Yorker ccRntributbrs like Rosteti. New York:/Harper, 1959. 192 pp. Akicander Woollcoti; Robert Benchley, Dorothy Ifarker and ;$3.50. ' . '/''•'.['. I. \ J. This week Tom Scanlon, Blue Circle Chairman, writes a full explanation of the functions of the Circle as a guide to prospective members. During the coming week the Circle will be conducting a membership drive for interested and qualified students. SERVICE BY THE FEW

AST week, the announcement was has historically defined as an integral freshmen about the natui'e of univer­ I> made that applications are now be­ part of itself. sity education. ing accepted for membership in the Blue It would be dishonest to claim that the Circle Honor Society. For the benefit of As members of the Blue Circle, we are frequently called upon to represent objectives of those committees are the those who are going to apply, I have only reason we have for initiating them. decided to write a description of the na­ the University. Already this year, over a thousand people have been taken on There is a world of experience that ac­ ture and work of our organization as companies membership in the Circle — well as the experiences and opportuni­ Circle tours of the campus. We have experiences of friendship and responsi­ ties that are involved in membership. escorted ambassadors from Chile, visi­ bility and social life. No description of Any questions that ai"e left unanswered tors from Kenya and housewives from our nature would be complete without a in this article can be brought up at a Mishawaka from one historic (or at mention of this aspect of Circle mem­ general session which the Circle officers least intei-esting) sight to another. We bership. will hold prior to the start of the in­ consider ushering in Washington Hall terviews. and the Drill Hall to be opportunities of representing the University in a smaller RESPONSIBILITIES AND REPUTATIONS The ultimate concern of the members and more indirect way. of the Blue Circle is to serve the Uni­ It should be clear that membership on versity. This is not to say that it is the Although it is the ofiice of the student each committee involves great responsi­ handmaid of the administration or the senate to represent the students to the bilities. Many have budgets for thou­ servant of the students. It means that administration, the Circle does have op­ sands of dollars, and the others are its members dedicate themselves to the portunities to discuss problems of en­ responsible for the reputation of the University as a whole — its students, vironment with the administration. The University itself, or at least for the im­ faculty and administi-ation as well as committee which studied the possibilities pression it gives its visitors. However, the ideals and principles that bind them of permanent hall residence was a Sen­ the most important experience entafled together in a unity of purpose. Each ate-Circle committee, and for three years with membership in the Blue Circle is committee plans and executes its activi­ we have been working with Mr. Schaefer that of association. It is certainly a ties with the understanding that in some at the libraiy by offering suggestions fraternal organization. But this "fra­ real way, however small, they contri­ that would improve study conditions ternity" is not something l^slated or bute to the welfare of the entire Uni­ there. false. It arises naturally among men versity. Some of our work can be described as working together toward common goals. We consider the benefits that the Uni­ providing sei-vice directly to the student Association in the Circle is with men versity or that we derive from our body. This year's vaccination program who have been selected because they mani­ work to be independent of recognition against a possible epidemic of Asiatic fest the ideals of the University. It is and many have gone on student trips, flu, the committees that supervise the with men who respect the University and attended pep rallies or enjoyed the selection of Who's Who and campus elec­ its purposes to the extent that they want Artists Series without realizing that tions and the men who organize the to sei-ve both in their free moments. they were accomplished through Circle Chi'istmas caroling party, function in These experiences .of association and activity. Thus, for the benefit of those this respect. responsibility are powerful sources of personal development, but they are not considei'ing applying for membership, it Some Circle committees are organized the best reasons for applying for mem­ is necessary to enumerate cei'tain cate­ to provide opportunities for Notre Dame bership. Too frequently there will be gories of our work. students to perform acts of charity in tasks that are trivial and apparently South Bend. This Christmas we sent meaningless. These can be accepted men to the crippled children's hospital, willingly only by men who embrace the ORIENTATION WEEK the old folks home, the day nm-sery and purpose of the organization itself, by the orphanage. These activities also help Freshman orientation is the most men who have the desire to serve Notre to cement good relations between Notre time-consuming and the most rewarding Dame. Such a desire proceeds from a Dame and the residents of South Bend. of all Circle functions. There is hardly real attachment to the University. It We are planning another function of a more confused group in the world than is based on the realization that Notre this nature in the spring, a "help week" 1500 freshmen a%vay from home for the Dame is the locus of four years filled that will send over a hundred students first time. To make their first few days with the incidents and people that will to do the manual labor that is necessary on the campus less bewildering and to become precious memories. Its origin is- for spring cleaning at these institutions. help them become situated before they in an appreciation for the development are asked to start rigorous study is an We consider the Leadership Training that takes place in our own personali­ important and gratifying task. Program and the Artist's Series to con­ ties in these same four years. It mani­ In the past three years, the student trip tribute directly to the process of edu­ fests itself in a desire to become more has been arranged for 2000 Notre Dame cation. The Artist's Series has estab­ a part of the University and to serve a students to visit Baltimore, Washington, lished a reputation for supplying enter­ cause which is greater than onrsehresi. New York, Philadelphia and Pittsburgh. tainment that is cultural and artistic as This form of loyalty to Notre Dame, is By organizing these trips and all the well as enjoyable, and this year's Lead­ what makes the Circle work make sense: pep rallies, we feel we do service to an ership Training Program will raise some to Circle members. It is one quality trie aspect of campus life which Notre Dame important questions for sophomores and will search for in all applicants. February 26, 1960 IS Ski Trip p I960

By Andrew J. Lawlor

Perhaps every article should begin like this

In tJie three short years since its founding, the Notre cessful in fostering the popularity of a sport tliat had been Dame Ski Club has enjoyed considerable success and growth. almost unheard of at Notre Dame. Under the direction of the It has expanded its membership from the original forty skiers 12 newly elected officers the club is sure to function as effi­ to a current paid membership of over 500. This phenomenal ciently as it has in the past. Plans for next year's between- increase j)laced the Ski Club among the ranks of our largest semesters trip are already on the drawing boards. The fol­ campus clubs. To say the least, the club has been very suc­ lowing is an account of the club's trip this year.

". . . and Mom, it's one of the last chances I'll have before tripped up ear-lier on their own. I gi-aduate, and it's such a long- time till Easter and besides "Sorry boys, you 15 will have to go somewhere else." it'll probably be cheaper and even safer than Chicago. You "Hey great! We'll take Moflfet's and Church's." just ask Dad — he used to ski. Ah please Mom, huh?" "You kiddin' me! The girls are staying there. You'll have ". . . but you saw what happened to that skier in Squaw to stay on the other side of town. Go over to the South Shore." Valley last week . . ." "Oh my Gawd! All the way back there, we left South "Gee Mom, you're the greatest. I pi-omise I'll be careful." Bend at noon." "I'm just enclosing the accident report from Stowe, thought "You idiot, not that one. It's only down the road." (Like you might be interested in it." miles and miles down the road.) After the mails, swollen with pleas, doubts, anxieties and Those few lucky ones who arrived at Cabrafae early finally letters of parental blessings, had subsided and after the Thui'sday evening had the wonderful experience of doing the scrap paper, blue books and all night lights had been happily town; a rather quiet place to say the least. After walking, disposed of, four hundred and fifty members of the Notre talking and hitching our way in ... . Dame Ski Club left Notre Dame and St. Mary's for the snowy "Hey buddy, what'U it be?" slopes of Cabrafae, Michigan. "Okay, let's see four ID's, one with a picture." The exams which had been such a painful reality a short time earliei", faded to dim and even forgotten memories as the buses barreled toward a vacation which would be remembered Unfortunately Newton said nothing about going up as one of the most enjoyable vacations of college. The bus trip couldn't exactly be billed as the "joy ride of the century" but then, even the bitter things of life have their better sides. Take the "rest" stops for instance. After a few hours in our chariot the happy character at the wheel got on the P.A. and announced with a practiced flourish that we would soon enjoy a "rest stop and that doesn't mean a refreshment stop." "You kiddin' me, these lips be pai-ched!" Well anyway—as we stoiined the "Inn" we were re­ minded of a genei-al store in a secluded country town. (When we left we were all too convinced that it was.) "Four hamburgers over here, please." "Three here please." "Two more hamburgers." "Sorry sonny, only have 'nough meat for seven. Wait a few minutes and the boy'U be back fi-om the butchers, how "bout some pig's knuckles?" A "Nah, we'll be okay with this and these pretzels." "Hey BiU, you check them?" "Yea Paw — they're all in a Press Club." And then the bus rolled on— Plainwell, Grand Eapids, Big Kapids, . . • Even though two of our didvers started a cross­ country run before we reached the slopes (that dividing island you tried to cross must have been an advanced run, eh Clem?) we finally reached the motels. ^\, The Ski Club officers were sleepily waiting there with accommodations which varied from princely suites to very humble pads. For a few, however, the trip wasn't quite over. Some of us had lost our assigned rooms to the troops who had 16 The Scholastic "Well, err— I really only wanted a sandwich." As I was saying, a real swingin' town. We went to bed Thursday night with the unhappy prospect of rolling out to the buses by 6:45 A.M. Well maybe 7:15 would have been a better time to begin with anyway. After a breakfast which all enjoyed and a few never saw, we piled on the buses once more and slept our way out to the slopes. Since the majority of us had never been skiing before it was really surprising to see the "pros" ski out of the rental shop. But then we all can't be "pros" and someone had to start the ball rolling. Your author managed beautiful­ ly by being the first one to fall — Ah, happy humiliation! The sport of ski­ ing isn't the easiest But then, it didn't look like this often thing I could hope to effectively de­ scribe. It is a com­ "Well, there's the bus. I've really had a great time. Think bination of spills I could see you Saturday night?" and thrills which "Good, I'll call during the week, so long. — Ohhh, those can envelop you in phones again!" a whole new world. And then the buses rolled back, leaving the St. Mary's For the less cau­ juniors and some of our more fortunate N.D. upperclassmen Thy Kingdom come . tious this envelop­ to return Monday evening. The sad looking coaches, loaded ment might take the with tired bodies, empty pockets, light hearts and two new- form of a bright new cast. It's difficult to worry about the white casts sped into the dusk leaving the slopes, parties, first trivial things which clutter our everyday life when you are falls and final runs to the reality of vivid memories. Each skiing down snow-covered mountains and can look out over hour we were brought closer to campus life, registration, a a vast expanse of placidly shrouded woodland. This is an ex­ new semester, and plans for becoming more adept at the sport perience to which you might well become accustomed but of young America, one which we are sure will become an nonetheless which you will never forget. Between the time integral part of Notre Dame life. of your first spill, when you wonder whether your legs are "Hey Bill, you gonna get your own equipment?" still there, to the last run when you are trying to figure how "Hell yes! You going up on the Washington's Birthday you can scratch up enough cash to make the next ski ti-ip you ti-ip?" go through an experience which might be compared to a "Don't know yet. ' Have to get some dough." catharsis, a catharsis brought about by himiiliations ("those "Think the giades'U be posted?" little kids way up there — there oughta be a law"), frusti-a- "Who knows, but we register at 8:30." tions ("I just can't fall this time — Oh well, what the . . ."), "You Mddin' me? And I wanted to sleep in, too. Oh well, and the final mastering of the snow which is so beautiful and wake me up when we get there." yet so terribly challenging. Besides the experience of skiing itself the trip provided And then the snow was brushed away us with an oppoi-tunity which the majority of Noti*e Dame students sorely need. I refer to the hackneyed subject of Notre Dame-St. Mary's relations. Those who were at Cab- rafae were able to see S.M.C. in an entirely new light. When the young ladies from across the Dixie are away from the strait-laced and war'ped social environment which pervades student life here they break down the very elaborate stereo­ type which many of us have unfortunately formed concei-ning them. In many respects the trip was very similar to life at N.D. We ran for buses (not the Dixie Shuttle, but close), waited in line for the ski tows and waited again for dinner. But then, if we flip the coin over there are some aspects in which the trip greatly differed from campus life. Why I might even say that many of us managed to confirm our suspicions that we aren't really so veiy immature or irresponsible after all. And so the trip continued as we tried to milk the last drops of pleasure from it. "The buses for the Notre Dame group will leave in half an hour — at 4 P.M. Please turn in all your equipment at the rental shop." "What! Oh well . . ." "It's hard to believe that it's over so soon." February 26, 1960 AT THE TUCATCCX Rain, nor sleet, now snow, nor raging floods, nor vicious storms, nor a combination Parker-Winterrowd of these (which adds up to the present weather) will stop this public servant from Inc. the accomplishment of his duty. That is slightly undefined at present, but nothing will stop me. TAILORS-CLOTHIERS At the Avon Art, The Seventh Seal blithely came and went without a peep from 115y2-117V2 No. Main St. the management. Now, they are showing another BB picture called The Girl in the Bikini, which goes to show how much is on that girl's mind. It's logical co-hit is a UPSTAIRS molasses-thick melodrama starring Gina Lollobrigida. In the movie, she plays two Phone CE 3-6318 roles: a luxury-loving Paiisienne and an Algerian girl. Which seems a solution to De Gaulle's problem. All this, and nothing more, at the Avon this week. Kay Kendall's sudden death at 33, of leukemia, depiived us not of a star-for-a-day, but of an actress whose talent would have kept us laughing for many years to come. Her last movie. Once More, With Feeling (Colfax: Feb. 25-March 2), in Avhich she starred with Yul Brynner and Gregoi-y RatofF, shows her worn out by her illness but still full of the same joy of living. The story concerns a symphony conductor (Yul) and his long-time mistress (Kay), and their tempestuous love. She wants to leave him to many a respectable and quiet man and, to preserve appearances, she marries Yul while arranging the divorce proceedings at the same time. Her deter­ mination wanes when confronted by his chai-m and evei-ything turns out fine for both. Gregory Ratoif plays an almost apoplectic agent who tries to keep peace between Yul and Kay. This is definitely desei-ving of the Movie of the Week Award, not because of Kay's death, but as a tribute to both her and Brynner's talent. The Bible states it vei-y simply, in three or four short refei-ences. The Queen of Sheba came to visit Solomon, they fell in love, Solomon took part in her pagan rites .< and thus offended God, and she finally left. Out of this short account, Hollywood cooked up 139 minutes of full-screen, full-color, bigger-than-life perdition. The title sticks to the basic stoiy pretty much: Solomon and Sheba (Granada: Feb. 25- March 9). But from there on the screenwriters have taken as much leeway as they were allowed, and then some. There's no use in outlining the story, because it would still be confusing. Detail is the big thing here, and so many are added that the transformation of the story, from Bible to screen, is more radical and stupefying^ than Gigi's growing up. In general, the moviegoers may feel that they are being led into an enormous showroom where propmen have collected the most lavish and costly pieces of set decorations from all of DeMille's movies. They may also feel that the story has been excessively drawn out. But then, what can you do with about 200 woi-ds of original script? Held over for a third week, Toby Tyler is still at the State. The end of the engagement is not yet in sight, and the manager's prophecy of the length of the run (six or seven weeks) is being verified slowly but surely. Disney has done it again. Even though only one movie this week is really your money seeing, some good things are coming up. The Avon plans to have Ingmar Bergman's The Magician very soon, the Colfax is al­ ready displaying posters about Porgy ajid Bess in its lobby, and even the Have a mm of rm River Park enters the competition with Diary of Anne Frank the third week TimelmtlitVfii of March. So don't despair. There's hope of better things in the near future. —Tony Wong Unbelievable tow Cost Complete service to all Air Force, Army, Navy, and Marine Per­ Conservative Creed sonnel. Uniforms, Cops, and (Continued from page 14) accessories — entire ready - to- These are the paramount questions of wear or tailor made to measure. all genei'ations which neither bigger You may pay when you receive missiles nor bigger public works nor your Government allowance. bigger government spending can replace in importance or serve as solutions. To this may I add two pertinent questions. Placing your order early Is today's national integrity any higher Orient means better service. than before the New Deal? Secondly, 43-65 o.y*„|;;^ can the Democratic Party produce a man of Wilson's stature to lead this nation $998 Many lourt intlvd* in a personal renaissance of the indi­ cell*g* cradtf. Parker-Wnterrowd vidual spirit? inc. I firmly believe that if we apply the Also low-coit trips to MWxico $l«9 up. South AiNM-ica UI99 up, TAILORS-aOTHIERS above forthright philosophy of Herbert Hawaii Study Tour $59* up and Hoover, we would truly progress to­ Around tiio Worid SUM up. 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20 The Scholastici NCAA-BOUND IRISH BAHLE LOUISVILLE HVE former for the Louisville quintet all sea­ son long. NCAA PRELIMINARIES Directing the Cardinal attack will be ND Accepts Invitation Notre Dame has accepted an invita­ guards Eoger Tieman and Eon Ruben- tion to an at-large berth in the first- stein. Although neither is a high scorer, round of the National Collegiate Athletic After DePaul Victory both Tieman and Rubenstein are well Association basketball tournament in known for their deceptive playmaking Lexington, Ky., March 8, it was an­ ability and tight man-to-man defensive nounced last Monday by Edward W. tactics. Rubenstein hails from Senn Notre Dame's NCAA-bound basketball (Moose) Krause, athletic director. High in Chicago. team makes its last Chicago Stadium Pairings pit the Irish against Ohio appearance of the 1959-60 season to­ Notre Dame will be at home for their University, Mid-American Conference morrow night when they host the Uni­ final game of the regular season sched­ champion. Miami (Fla.) plays the win­ versity of Louisville in the second game ule when they meet Creighton in the ner of the Ohio Valley Conference in of a double-header. Fieldhouse next Monday night. the other half of the twin bill. Creighton, having a poor season, has The Cardinals promise to give the The Lexington winners advance to the Irish a tough contest. Coached by the managed to win only ten out of 23 con­ tests. To add to the Jay's distress, two NCAA regional at Louisville, Ky., be­ highly-regarded "Peck" Hickman, Louis- ginning March 11, with the champions \\\\e. has averaged 20 victories a year of their top players, Ron Wauer and Claude Thomas, were recently declared of Big Ten and Southeast Conference since 1944. However, this year's record completing the field. of 12-8 is not indicative of the squad's ineligible due to scholastic difficulties. ability. Seven of the top nine men from The Jays are paced by 6-7 senior cen­ last year's NCAA team are back to ter Dick Hai-vey and junior foi-ward Dick Hartmann. Hai-vey has averaged McMahon and Ed Hubbard. Both are haunt the Irish again this year. Louis­ averaging only seven points a game but ville leads the Irish in their series 5-4. more than 19 points per game. Hart­ mann is averaging 17 points while also they are primarily responsible for set­ leading the Creighton squad in rebound­ ting up the Creighton offensive series. Cardinal stars. Pacing the Cardinals On Febraaiy 16, the Irish defeated this season is 6-8 sophomore foi-ward, ing Avith over 15 per game. Forward Bud Olsen. Olsen is not only an out­ Jack Chapman is the Jay's third high the Butler Bulldogs for the second time standing shot but also rebounds with the scorer with an average of ten points per this season. Leading by a score of only best. He will receive ample scoring sup­ game. However, fonvard Red McManus 34-33 at half-time, the Irish began an port from John Turner, a 6-5 junior has been outstanding in Creighton's last early second-half surge which carried forward who led the Cardinals in scor­ four contests, hitting on almost 45 per­ them to an easy 79-62 victory. ing last year. Center Fred Sawyer, a cent of his field goal attempts. He will Team effort. Leading the Notre Dame 6-11 giant, is the tallest opponent that see a lot of action against the Irish. attack against Butler was center John center Mike Graney Avill have faced this The Jay's backcoxxrt duties are han­ Dearie. Although he did not stari;. season. He has been a consistent per­ dled by a pair of speedy guards, Dick Dearie led a second-half sui-ge and end­ ed the evening with 22 points to his credit. Dearie was followed closely by Emmett McCarthy with 15 points. Soph­ omore guard Eddie Schnurr, starting his second game for the Irish, hit on eight sti-aight free throws and ended up with twelve points. Bill Crosby, the fourth Notre Darner to hit in double figures, scored ten points. On Saturday, Febniary 20, the Irish were host to a revenge-minded DePaul quintet from Chicago. However, Notre Dame started well and went on to win by an easy 70-58 margin. The Green, led by the brilliant shooting of Crosby and Gi-aney, quickly jumped out to a 20- 8 margin and were not seriously threat­ ened after that. The win pushed the Noti-e Dame season record to 15 wins and seven defeats. The Notre Dame five was most effec­ tive defensively against DePaul. Using a tight man-to-man defense, the Irish guarded the Blue Demon shooters so well that a great many of their attempts were blocked. Crosby's defensive tactics were outstanding as he held the high- scoring DePaul guard Howie Carl to eight points until midway in the second half. Offensively the Irish were paced by the consistent shooting of Graney who led both teams in scoring with 22 points. DePAUL'S STAR HOWIE CARL DRIVES AGAINST IRISH Graney was also the games' leading re- Schnurr and Dearie block the path of the 5-9 Blue Demon guard bounder with 16. February 26, 1960 21 ODDS and ENDS Gregory's Record Ha If-Mile ND Tankers Host Pitt Is hockey soon to have a murder on its Paces Irish Over Pittsburgh hands? Andy Bathgate, the leading scorer In Final Home Contest After closing out an undefeated in­ of the New York Rangers, seems to think door dual meet season last Friday night Tomorrow at 2 p.m. in the Rockne so. In the current issue of TRUE he states against Pitt, the Irish spikemen head for Memorial Pool the Notre Dame swim­ that if the vicious practice of spearing isn't Western Michigan College at Klamazoo mers battle the University of Pitts­ stopped, the NHL will soon be able to add tomorrow for the Central Collegiate burgh's tankmen. This will be the final homicide to its list of atrocities committed Conference Championships. home meet of the year for the Irish and i\ on the ice. According to Bathgate, spearing Ron Gregoiy provided a brilliant Seniors Paul Chestnut, Jim Carroll, is the practice whereby a player sinks the finish for the Notre Dame indoor sea­ Gene Jordan and Dick Dunn will make end of his stick into die unprotected mid­ son last week with his record-breaking their final competitive appearance in the section of his opponent. If done in the half-mile victory of 1:50.5. His victory Rockne Pool. proper manner, it can be the end of the also proved to be the turning point of Thus far the tankers have compiled a \ictim. 41 the meet, for the Irish pulled ahead at record of five wins and two losses, ex­ this point and went on to a 64-40 cluding the meet against Loyola on While all the clamor this winter has cen­ triumph over the Panthers. Wednesday of this past week. After to­ tered around the prolific scoring of Oscar In the early stages of the contest, morrow's contest with the Panthers, onlj' Robertson, a lad from tiny St. Bonaventure Pitt had taken the lead on the strength an away meet with North Central re­ has been doing some outstanding hoop- of Mel Barnwell's victories in the 60- mains on the schedule. hitting of his own. Tom Stith is the Last Friday against Bowling Green youngster in question. He is second to the Irish wound up on the short end of Robbie in scoring with a 32-iX)int average. a 60-35 score. The next day they Last Saturday he hooped 42 points in the bounced back with a 54-41 win over Bonnies 74-70 win over Eddie Hickey's Detroit in the Motor City. Marquette Warriors. A few weeks ago, he The Bowling Green loss marked the netted 46 points in the Bonnies triple over­ first time this season that Chestnut or time 90-89 verdict over Providence. On Carroll, the two Irish divers, have not that occasion, Tom swished 19 of 31 shots won the diving competition. Notre Dame from the field while adding 8 of 11 from managed to pick up only two firsts the charity stripe. To top off this brilliant against the powerful Bowling Green performance, Stith sunk the winning basket team. Senior Dunn won the 200-yard with 16 seconds remaining. Stith is a butterfly and the 400-yard medley relay senior and should be drafted early when the team of Jordan, Dave Witchger, Tony pros do their selecting. Haske and Gene Witchger also captured a blue ribbon. Bob Bradtke, the fine senior guard in­ Against Detroit the next day Coach jured in the 75-63 win over Detroit on Dennis Stark's charges were more fortu­ January 9, is out for the rest of the season. nate. They racked up six first place The 6-1 Hammond Noll grad will undergo finishes and six seconds. a knee operation within the next few In the 50-yard freestyle Frank Dinger weeks. Bob was rated by some as the finest won top laurels with a time of 24.6. all-around player on dib year's quintet. Carroll and Chestnut finished one-two Undoubtedly, he was an outstanding marks­ in the diving. Haske and Dunn provided man, hitting consistently with his jump another one-two Irish finish in the but­ shots and long sets. Bob is a triple mono­ terfly. In the 100-yard freestyle Bill gram winner who had his best game this JERRY HTZPAHUCK Bronin and Dinger provided Notre Dame year with 21 points in the first Butler Top Irish sprinter with still another one-two finish. Notre game. We hope the operation will be suc­ Dame sophomore Dave Witchger won cessful and that Bob will soon be as good the 200-yard breaststroke and his team­ yard dash and 440, and Ron Rush's as new. mate Joe Bracco came in second. The blue ribbon in the mile. Although Jim meet ended with the Irish 400-yard free­ Sheeler's win in the 60-yard highs tem­ DID YOU KNOW? Ralph Wells, North- style relay team of Gene Witchger, Joe porarily evened things up, the Panthei-s western's fine 6-1 sophomore guard, has Meaney, Dinger and Cronin posting the came back with a one-two in the shot grabbed off 103 rebounds despite his lack winning time of 3:39.5. of height St. Bonaventure has won 93 put and a second in the two mile by straight games at home while the Irish have Rush, 'behind Dave Cotton, to take the 15 straight in the Fieldhouse. Ron John­ lead again. Fencers Slate Now 14-1 son, the 6-7 Minnesota pivot man, has It was at this point that Gregory led scored on 35 of his last 48 shots, a cool the Irish sweep in the 880, giving the After Three More Wins 72.9%. And last year at this time the Irish a six-point advantage. In the next Jordanmen had a 10-12 slate. This year it race, the low hurdles, Sheeler added to The Notre Dame fencers ran their reads 15-7. the Notre Dame lead with his second season's record to 14-1 with three wins winning performance of the evening. on the road this last week end. The Irish merely widened the gap In a triangular meet at Michigan State From March 1-5 the Interhall Wrestling in the contests that followed as Dick last Saturday, the foilsmen defeated Ohio Tournament will take place. There will be Monjeau picked up a tie for first in the State and the host Spartans by the two divisions, novice and open. The novice high jump with Regis Goggin of Pitt, identical 16-11 count. It was the second group will be for boys with no previous ex­ and the relay team of Pat Reilly, Dennis win of the season for the Irish over the perience. The open division is for fresh­ Boyle, Terry Jones and Steve Schwartz Spartans, the latter having succumbed men wrestlers and those with ivevious ex­ came in first. The final event of the on the Irish home grounds, 19-8. De­ perience in high schooL Points wiU go evening saw another Notre Dame sweep troit bowed to the Irish last Friday as toward the President's Cup trophy. Varsity completed as Tom Reichert went up to the fencers opened their highly success­ wrnders will be the coaches of the com­ fourteen feet one inch for the pole vault ful road trip with a 17-10 win over the peting teams. All wishing to enter may honors. Titans. leave tlidr names in die interiiall : In Tough Match Tomorrow CLASSIC LEAGUE Notre Dame's wi-estlers face the mat- Pabst Blue Ribbons 45-19 men of the University of Miami of Ohio Brunswick Shop 41-23 Gregory's Greal«st at the Fieldhouse tomorrow afternoon. High Series: Jim Lewis, 179-234-205- Very little is known about the Redskins, 618; Fred Hoey, 198-186-209-593. except that they hold an impressive vic­ High Average: Ted Nekic 185, Dan He used to consider himself a two- tory over the University of Cincinnati, Halloran 184, Eon Dvorak 183. miler. Now he considers himself a miler. one of Notre Dame's earlier rivals. What would happen if he ever consid­ KAMPUS KEGLERS —RED ered himself a half-miler? The Irish gi*applers faced a strong Rochester Club 38-18 The he is Ron Gregory, star Irish dis­ Northwestern team on Wednesday and tance runner from St. Louis, Mo., who several individuals from the team par­ Beatniks 37-19 High Series: D. Halloran 165-234-162 swept around the dirt track against vir­ ticipated in the two-day Wheaton In­ tually no competition in a dual meet vitational Tournament in Wheaton, 111., -561; R. Stefani 178-185-183-546; B. Men-ill 197-189-155-541. with Pittsburgh last Friday and left the over the past week end. A match with field far behind after the first quarter, Marquette, scheduled for this week, was Averages: D. Dvorak 178, D. Halloran traversing the 880 yards in 1:50.5. postponed until March 2. 177. This mark broke the Notre Dame in­ In the Wheaton tournament which at­ KAMPUS KEGLERS — WHITE door and Fieldhouse records for the tracted the best wrestlers from Iowa, half-mile as well as establishing a new Sixty-Niners 45-7 Illinois, and Indiana, Irish captain Jerry Sachsel was beaten in the 123-pound F.F.G.M 30%-21% finals by Bill Kontas of Northern Illi­ High Series: M. Bentley 180-211-192- nois, 5-3. Sachsel had moved into the 583; T. Nekic 160-176-198-534. finals by whipping Jim Norder of Averages: T. Nekic 185, M. Kubiak Bradley, 12-3, and Floyd Dee of East­ 175. ern Illinois, 5-3. KAMPUS KEGLERS — BLUE Notre Dame's Dick Sapp, wrestling Detroit 'A' 40-16 in the 147-pound class, lost his semifinal Chem. Eng. 'A' 38-18 match to Ken Weaver of Illinois Nor­ mal. Weaver pinned Sapp in 4:07. Series: John Roark 176-161-206-543; Earlier Sapp, a senior, had defeated Bob Kriner 169-180-190-539. Northern Illinois' John Colley, 3-1. Averages: J. Roark 169, E. Mossner 168. Two other Irish representatives were eliminated in their first matches. 157- KAMPUS KEGLERS — YELLOW pound Sophomore John Churnetski was Lucky Strikes 43-13 pinned in seven minutes by John Guzak Shady Grove 38%-17^ of Northern Illinois. Jim Brunette, 191 Series: Fred Hoey 211-182-176-569; pounds, was pinned by Southern Illinois' Frank Araneta 151-236-175-562. Al Houston in 5:10. Averages: F. Araneta 169, Emmett Sharkey 166. KAMPUS KEGLERS — GREEN Tyler Jr.'s Picks of the Week Five Jokers 34%-17% Met Club 'B' 28-24 RON GREGORY Irish 28-24 TOMORROW Five Splits 28-24 Shatters 880-yard record Cincinnafi over Wichita. Series: D. Akers 180-203-220-603; J. %oorld mark for this distance on a dirt Villanova over St. Joseph's (Pa.) Lewis 161-202-189-552. track. Gregory cracked by almost a faU California over Oregon State. Averages: J. Lewis 179, D. Akers 176. second the old mark of 1:51.4 set by No­ Utah over Utah Staie. tre Dame's Dale VandenBei^ two years Bradley over Tulsa. ago, Notre Dame over Louisville. • Gregory prepared himself for his St. John's over Temple. record-breaking feat by zipping throo^ Ohio State over. Wisconsin. the anchor leg half-mile of the distance medley relay at the Michigan State Re­ North Carolina State over LaSalle. lays the week before in 1:51.1. It wjis Indiana over Minnesota. this performance that convinced Coach DePaul over Creighton. Alex Wilson that his versatile distance St. Bonaventure over Niagara. man should have a chance to annex his Georgia Tech over Vonderbilt. third school indoor marie. He already Illinois over lov/a. held the indoor mile record of 4:10.0 Detroit over Seton Hall. and the two-mile standard of 9:14.6, Purdue over Northv/estern. both of which were established last year. Ron followed pacers Christ Monahan Navy over Army. through the first 220 and Dan Rorke North Carolina over Duke. Tom Reichert, star pole vaulter through the second furlong and passed Michigan State over Michigan. from Walsh Hall says: "Beetle's the quarter mark at 55 seconds, meth­ St. Louis over Houston. odically ticking off his first two 220*8 sandwiches give me so much pep in 27 and 28 seconds. LAST WEEK and energy that I broke my pole While the pacers fell back, Gr^o^ 20 right, five v/rong, 80 per cent. maintained his pace and ripped off his in the Purdue meet. Try a Beetle next two 220's in 27.5 and. 28 seconds TOTALS TO DATE sandwich!" for an almost perfect lace. 82 right, 16 v/rong, 83.7 per cent. —^Ted Thompsim February 26, 1960 23 Hall and Club League Squads EYES EXAMINED GLASSES FITTED LUGGAGE Prepare for Campus Playoffs OPTICAL REPAIRS Races for each of the six divisional "JUST BRING IN THE PIECES" Trunks and Bags crowns in the Interhall League were very close all season. In the Red CONTACT LENSES League, Zahm was declared the winner INQUIRIES INVITED LUGGAGE JEWELRY with a 5-0 record, followed closely by JACK'S MUSIC Lyons with a 4-1 mark. RWTURBOW The White League produced a three- 327 S. MICHIGAN way tie for the top position. Pangborn, VS^TOMITRIST Dillon and Zahm all had records of 4-1. 207 W. Wash. (Pick-Oliver Hotel) AT 7-3009 Free Delivery The competition in the White League Phone CE 4-5777 was the closest of any of the leagues. In the Gold League, the Pangborn quintet was outstanding in sweeping five straight victories -without a loss. Stanford Gold followed with a 4-1 record. Pacing the Blue League were Dilloii and Stanford, both exhibiting unde­ feated records. The Green League also ended up in a tie for the top position. Lyons and Stanford both had 3-1 rec­ ords. Breen-Phillips finished atop the Black League with a perfect 2-0 mark. Having reached the halfway point in its schedule, the Interclub League has revealed several fine squads. In League I, the Detroit and Central Illinois clubs share the lead with perfect 3-0 records. The Met Club leads League II with a 2-0 slate while the leadership of League III is shared by the Phila­ delphia and Kentucky powers. League The case of the typing paper IV is led by the Italian, Toledo and that erased without a trace—or, Villagers clubs. The Physical Education Majors head League V while the Chi­ cago club is winning League VI. EATON'S CORRASABLE BOND The date set for the single-elimination tournament is March 7. The tournament will match eight finalists from both the Typewriter Paper hall and club leagues to determine a campus champion. . It's a cinch to "rub out" typing errors and leave no "clues", when you use Eaton's Corrasable Bond ROTC Quintet Competes Paper. 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In con­ Navy tourney, the ND midshipmen de­ venient 100-sheet packets and 500-sheet ream boxes. feated Ohio State, 59-53 and Michigan, A Berkshire Typevi^riter Paper, backed by the famous 62-37, last Saturday, February 13 at. Eaton name. Ann Arbor, Mich. Competing with the Irish in the final round will be Missouri, last year's cham­ EATON'S CORRASABLE BOND pions, Kansas and Wisconsin. Made only by Eaton Heading the team is Captain Dick Belmont, a senioi-, who is also a mem­ EATON PAPER CORPORATION tE'l PITTSFIELD, MASSACHUSETTS ber of the Notre Dame varsity baseball 1 team. Others include senior Bob Cen- name of Philadelphia, Jerry Crowley of South Bend, Bob Demeester of Misha- AVAILABIE AT waka, Ray Kelly of Chicago and Al Smith of Indianapolis. The team is NOTRE DAME BOOKSTORE coached by Lt. John Staehle of the Notre Dame Naval ROTC staff. 24 The Scholastic Repercussions STILL THE OTHER SIDE Editor: (Continued from page 11) Mr. Shaul's article in SCHOLASTIC, the football progi'am and "peaceful co­ February 19, 1960, was excellent rhe­ existence" with academic excellence. toric, but of questionable factual value. Ideally, intercollegiate athletic compe­ It was not an argument for the Demo­ tition should involve teams drawn from crat Party as it exists, but as it shotild student bodies without such evils as re­ exist. Any connection between the Dem­ cruiting, subsidizations, etc. The prob­ ocrats of today and the Jeifei'sonian lem with ideal situations is that they all principles they espouse is in name only. too frequently do not exist. So, within The trend away from these pidnciples the existing framework of intercolle­ began in 1896 with the Populists. giate competition, why can't we have a As for his attacks on the present ad­ major football program that is com­ ministration, they are quite unfounded. patible with the "excellent" pursuit of Using his definitions of peace and pros­ truth and knowledge? I fail to see an perity, the success of any administration inherent contradiction in the goals of is open to debate. It is not his personal the University football team and the feelings which concern me. It is the University academic program. What is "facts" he uses and their interpretation to prevent "peaceful coexistence," and which are objectionable. as a matter of fact, why shouldn't Notre Is the word of Admii-al Burke to be TRY ONE AT Dame continue its excellent football tra­ accepted and the ideas of Ike's defense dition even as it excels academically, cul­ experts to be rejected? Shaul is woi-ried turally, and spiritually. I do not see that we are incapable of fighting a lim­ these as unrealistic ideals; rather they ited war, but he advocates gi-eater ex­ are concrete realities, as objective evalu­ penditures on missiles and space explor­ ation of the University's current status ation to protect us in "the age of mis­ will reveal. Let us remember that this siles and near-instant destraction." To tradition is built not alone on "inconse­ help alleviate his fears— and coiTect his quential" victory, but upon the ivill to facts—concerning our plight in regard 1003 N. Notre Dome Ave fight and win — not at any cost — but to the missile "gap," I refer him to the against any odds: Army, 1913; Ohio Feb. 29, 1960 issue of U. S. News & State, 1935; Oklahoma, 1957. Are we World Report. It has some veiy en­ now to substitute mediocrity in football lightening figures — which don't exactly ARE YOU SUFFERING for such a tradition? coincide with his. FROM ITCHY PALMS ?? Isn't it a fact that the fai-m progi-am Having gi-anted the importance of is legislative and not executive? And football in the development of an out­ what kind of Congress have we had? standing academic institution, why And what was the nature of Harry shouldn't this same factor be an im­ Tiimian's fai-m policy that was left as portant economic and recreational aspect a legacy to the present administi"ation? of the maintenance and continued de­ All very interesting factors not brought 1:^ velopment of that institution? This im­ out by Mr. Shaul. plies football is important in attracting Finally, Mr. Shaul, I would be most capital and students, and that it does interested in learning more of your ideas make a social contribution. concerning your proposed "channeled" Certainly elimination of football (good economy. 3s^ or bad) doesn't eliminate disti-action. Michael T. Monahan Women and drinking might be consid­ 110 Fisher ered disti-actions too, but few people are STUDENT DISCOUNT S^VICE heard to suggest de-emphasis here! Per­ saves you that paiw IN ine pain haps in light of some recent adverse wHaN you trade••• publicity, what the "Button-Down Col­ AT lar" schools need is not de-emphasis but WHAT THEY ASK ABOUT re-emphasis! Reco Sporting Goods In conclusion, I say let Notre Dame provide an example of HOW a major Nicola's Pizza college football program can be properly conducted, properly financed, and prop­ Eddie's Restaurant erly emphasized in the over-all program of the University. Today we have major Siineri's Cafe college football, enviable academic stand­ ards, and an increasingly important Louie's Tuxedo Rental cultural and .spiritual influence. This is as it should be and can continue to Sheehan TV Sales and Service be, right hei-e in the shadow of the Gold Dome. Order the compltte tet and William's Furniture Store have oil the ontwers in one Joe Cooney package. Espedatly the on- swert to quesKoRS people atk 117 Alumni or won't oik in regard to Portage Sunoco Service Station these important swbicctt. This series of twelve two-color (ED: A feiv questions back to Mr. booklets has reiri onswers to reol queiHons in longuoge Rubin Cleaners Cooney— 1) If no conflict exists between you will undtntand and ynlh academics and athletics why then call a style you will appredale. An excellent Palais Royole BoMrling for a "co-existence." It would seem that The outhor, Moniignor J. D. addition to Conwoy, hos hod cxptritnca the home li­ the very word pi'esupposes a conflict. at a Potior. Ncwmon Oub brary or OS choploin, and at o member material for Washington Shoe Repair 2) In naming the great games over the of a dioccson morrioge court. a discustion gro«9. Full of years, why omit Iowa in 1953? Possibly onswers to Yourffla I (Kcompony order. over 2 00 Walgreen's Drug Store because this is an example of win lor (liGcIiigan ond Colfax) try io] at any cost?) AVE MAMA PRESS KtotraDoiM, IIHSOIKI February 26, 1960 25 Bach Pa/f^ license or caution by EVERETT W. WELLS

Everett Wells, author of the "Back know today — a "force called into activ­ shortsighted; and, perhaps, this is true. Page" for this week, is a senior history ity by the French Revolution [of 1789] We must allow, therefore, that he will major from Hayward, Calif. He is ac­ and operating against the tendencies frequently have to stop and readjust his tive in the Herodotians history club and that that Revolution set up." From the perspectives. But sui-ely this condition the International Relations club and /icts very first moment when the idealistic is better than that of the farsighted lib­ contributed on qwevious occasions to the notions of the philosophes were given eral who is constantly mshing forwai'd SCHOLASTIC. ascendancy in the practical realm of in his eagerness to attain man's natural In this article Wells, a noted reaction­ politics, their liberal descendants have perfectibility and just as constantly ary and reputed monarchist, looks at the spent all of their waking hours devising stumbling over those objects which the elections in 1960 as a crisis in our times. ingenious plans with which to experi­ dull but plodding conservative manages He has some dire jwedictions to make ment whenever they should have the op­ in his muddling way to avoid. in this regard. portunity to govern. In 1960 the American people are once PROGRESS DOUBTED again forced to face the quadrennial Many of our smug liberal friends E HOPE that it is by this time threat of a liberal inundation; but this would contend that "conservatism can Wclear to all that the shibboleth of particular year there seems to be an only succeed as a political principle when party distinction in this country is in­ especially dangerous menace to the tra­ man has lost confidence in the future." valid. Both of our current political or­ ditional order. During the last seven Perhaps this statement could be more ganizations are heterogeneous amalga­ years there has grown up in the Con­ accurately phrased in the following man­ mations which represent a polarity of gress of these United States a particu­ ner: conservatism can only exist as a political philosophies. Therefore, it larly radical coterie of the "enlightened" political principle when it is no longer should be evident that it matters little brethren. Each year this group has la­ reasonable or possible for man to place which party will gain nominal control mented that we are falling behind the confidence in the future. When the bank­ of the legislature or of the presidency onward march of progress. As a result rupt liberal philosophy has so consistent­ in the 1960 elections. Rather, the basic of their current anxiety, we can fear ly led the world into a state of utter political tenets of the men in power will (and not without reason) that the liber­ chaos and, indeed, to the brink of its de­ determine the sort of government to als, if given political office, would react struction, how can any man justify blind which we shall be subjected for the next in such a manner that government would faith in the future or in progress? In­ four years. We would beg to suggest not only overtake but far surpass man deed, the success of certain radical ele­ that the forthcoming election will pre­ in his humble efforts to keep pace with ments in the last congressional election sent the voter with two basic alterna­ the "enlightened" theory of progress. was frightening. No sooner had these tives: liberalism and consei-vatism. More The liberal has been depressed by our men been assured of victory than they specifically, the choice will be one be­ unimaginative and unaggressive foreign began to boast of plans for a monstrous tween license and caution. policy. To be sure thei'e have been no spending spree. Foi"tunately, however, It is only with the greatest temerity wars in the last few years; and, there­ conservative elements in the Congress that we shall venture in the face of op­ fore, both the prestige and the economy and the executive veto were able to re­ position from all intellectuals (who are of the country have stagnated. We must strain these "radicals." by definition "enlightened" and liberal) note that this sad state of affairs has no We can only hope that this near dis­ to suggest that the men we choose to counterpart under the imaginative, in­ aster will be enough to cause a reaction guide our fate during the next four spirational, and aggressive leadership against the forces of radicalism. How­ years should be conservative. To justify provided by our last three liberal presi­ ever, should the American voters prove this contention we intend to explain dents— all three of whom managed by themselves oblivious of the liberal men­ what the conservative is, why he must means of war to uphold the prestige of ace, we can expect a repetition of the oppose the policies of liberalism, and the United States and to improve its black era of the thirties — an era which why he is better prepared to guide this economy. saw the institution of the welfare state nation than his radical cousin. In addition we should mention that and the attempt to pack the Supreme the timid prosperity (or the lack of it) Court. Another such period would prob­ CONSERVATISM DEFINED during the last seven years has been a ably result in an inundation of social In attempting to define conservatism thorn in the sides of all libei-als. They legislation and in the complete emascu­ we are undertaking an impossible task. point out that, by approximating a bal­ lation of the Supreme Court. At best we can only hope to point out a anced budget and limiting the growth of This list of Cassandralike forebod­ few of the more important characteris­ the national debt, the conservatives have ings is certainly not designed to inspire tics of this political philosophy which, allowed our economy to stagnate. No unlimited confidence in the future. We xmlike its liberal counterpart, is not a doubt, if the liberals had controlled the can only hope that the forces of con­ series of rationalistic theories with a government during the same period, servatism will be strong enough to resist common origin in time. Rather, it is the they would have spent the nation into the immediate threat; but, if they should product of many centuries of gradual such a state of prosperity that inflation succumb to another liberal advance, evolution — years of experience which would probably have increased at a ge­ there will still be some hope if a few have led most men to believe that all in­ ometric rate. However, the wisdom of stalwarts will only manage to preserve stitutional changes must be the organic such a procedure is questionable. the principles of conservative philosophy developments or the historical continua­ Why are conservatives more deserving and thought, for as Russell Kirk sug­ tion of a traditional framework. of our trust? In the first place, they are gests: "We ought to understand con­ This innate instinct to conserve "the realistic, competent, and experienced servative ideas so that we may rake ancient moral traditions of humanity" is while their liberal counterparts are from the ashes what scorched fragments nothing new. Indeed, it is the latent idealistic, anxious, but untried. It might of civilization escape the conflagration principle of that conservatism which we be objected that the conservative is of unchecked will and appetite." 26 The Scholastic A Campus-to-Career Case History

In the master control room of San Diego TV station KFMB-TV, Max Beere discusses a neiv studio-transmitter link tvith chief engineer Charles Abel, His "temporary" job became a career

Max P. Beere spent two years at the Uni­ pany liaison with the TV networks, he versity of Hawaii while with the U. S. was soon surveying microwave relay Navy, then earned his B.S. degree in routes for the "Wide, Wide World" show, Engineering at the University of Utah, and working on "remote" and mobile where he served as technical lighting di­ telecasts from such interesting locations rector for numerous campus theater and as Death Valley and rocket-launching television shows. sites deep in the desert. On graduating in 1955, he fancied a In August, 1958, he was transferred to television career for himself, but felt that, San Diego, where he took on full respon­ being married, he couldn't afford to serve sibility for TV-and-radio Special Serv­ a TV apprenticeship. ices. This led to a particularly satisfying Max had an interview with the Pacific assignment in early 1959—the develop­ Telephone and Telegraph Company in ment of a new and successful closed-cir­ Los Angeles. "I was offered a position in cuit educational TV system for 18 transmission engineering," he says. "It elementary schools in Anaheim. sounded great—but I really thought of it "The telephone company really as a 'temporary' thing until I could get opened my eyes," says Max. "It's a fine into television." place to work, Avhere new ideas are wel­ Max's TV career came sooner than he comed and recognized and chances for ad­ had hoped. Assigned as telephone com­ vancement are excellent I'm sold on it"

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