/ VOLUME 143, ISSUE 20 MONDAY,Campus OCTOBER 24, 2016 Times SERVING THE UNIVERSITY OF ROCHESTER COMMUNITY SINCE 1873 / campustimes.org Public Safety to Get Guns, Review Board Formed

BY JUSTIN TROMBLY pened off campus. MANAGING EDITOR Seligman’s decision is the end of an issue that has wracked cam- BY AUREK RANSOM pus since last semester, evoked EDITOR-IN-CHIEF overwhelming opposition among pockets of students and Forty-two Public Safety of- faculty, and brought to the fore- ficers will be armed with guns ground the question of weighing sometime in the near fu- the safety of racial minorities ture—38 at the Medical Center on campus against the safety of and four senior officers on cam- Medical Center employees. pus, or almost a quarter of the “The decision to arm 38 offi- force—University President Joel cers in the Medical Center is di- Seligman announced on Oct. rectly responsive to the concerns 13. of many in the Emergency and And there are plans to con- sometimes other departments sider equipping them with body based upon a pattern of actual cameras, too. behavior,” Seligman wrote in his Seligman accepted in full the full memo on the University’s UR Security Commission’s rec- website. “The combination of ommendation to arm officers the deterrent of some officers in two Thursdays ago, announc- the Emergency Department be- ing his decision in an email to ing armed potentially combined the University community that with metal detectors will enable morning. all who work or proceed through PHOTO COURTESY OF AARON RAYMOND There will be between 10 and the Emergency Department and 12 armed officers at the Medical elsewhere in the Medical Center Center at any given time, and a to receive the type of protec- Senior Night Comeback review board will be put togeth- tion that has become standard Senior Nina Baek goes low for a dig during Wednesday night’s volleyball win against the Nazareth College Golden Flyers. er to annually evaluate Public in most of our peer institutions Safety and any incidents it may today.” have involving use of force. A breakdown of the emails Free Tampon and Pad Proposal Moves Forward Seligman held a small press Seligman received regarding the conference the day of his an- recommendation showed that nouncement to discuss his deci- 58 percent of writers supported BY DAVID SCHILDKRAUT the proposal. Posted six months can go beyond selling them now sion in more detail, at which he adopting the recommendation, NEWS STAFF ago, the petition has garnered 274 tax-free to making them actually said the review board is planning a majority of which came from signatures, more than the 250 re- free, as they should be.” to consider the merits of giving Medical Center employees. Free tampons and pads will quired for review by SA Senate. Ford also cited confirmation officers body cameras and cited Among non–Medical Center be available in restrooms around When senior and URSHAC from Facilities and University the December 2015 kidnapping writers, 57 percent favored the campus, pending the success of a Chair Tristan Ford heard about Health Services (UHS) last year of two UR seniors as an impetus recommendation, as well. joint initiative between the Stu- the petition, he reached out to that the plan could be imple- for arming officers. The review board, chaired by dents’ Association (SA) Govern- SA Government. He, along with mented. The only concern was “The kidnapping of two of our University Trustee Francis L. ment Student Life Committee juniors Rebecca Block and Zaira from where the money would students last December was a Price ’74, ’75S, will “ensure to and the Student Health Advisory Lujan, made the 5K Challenge come. very important wake-up call that our University community that Committee (URSHAC). proposal. Ford estimates that a pilot pro- we had to take appropriate steps, weapons are not abused by our The idea began last year when “Males have all their needs tak- gram would cost approximately measured steps, so that if we Department of Public Safety,” three students proposed the dis- en care of, so why not women?” $5,000, but if the program were were ever faced with a situation Seligman said in his announce- tribution of tampons and pads Ford said, citing the reasoning be- to be adopted University-wide, like that we could respond, and ment. It will annually include for the 5K Challenge. After the hind the initial proposal. “It was the annual cost would be signifi- we could respond effectively,” he one undergraduate appointed by idea lost to a different proposal, a only a year or two ago [...] when cantly higher. said of the incident, which hap- SEE GUNS PAGE 4 student posted a petition on the New York State was taxing tam- The goal launch time for the SA IMPACT website restating pons as luxury items. I think we SEE TAMPONS PAGE 3 Hydrophobic Paint Deemed Unsafe BY DAVID SCHILDKRAUT ing high flammability, respiratory that the paint could be poten- NEWS STAFF hazards, and the inability for the tially hazardous if contacted by paint to biodegrade. any part of the body or ingested. The Welliora Campaign, a Stu- “This is a very high risk,” A specific hazard indication was dents’ Association (SA) initiative McHugh said. “We just want that ingestion or inhalation could to promote mental health aware- to protect everybody. I wouldn’t result in death. ness through uplifting hydropho- even let my staff use it.” The MSDS also noted skin bic paint messages on campus The concern arose whenexposure risks, as well as the po- walkways, suffered a major set- McHugh came across the paint’s tential for the paint to build up a back Thursday, when the Univer- Material Safety Data Sheet static charge, which could theo- sity deemed the paint being used (MSDS) online. It cautioned that retically cause the paint to self- unsafe. during spraying, a respirator with ignite. JUSTIN TROMBLY / MANAGING EDITOR Assistant Director of Facilities a specific filter had to be used for The MSDS does not indicate a UR President Joel Seligman (right) held a news conference about his decision Barry McHugh cited multiple the safety of the sprayer. health risk once the paint has Oct. 12, alongside Med Center COO Kathy Parrinello (left) and UR Senior VP for concerns with the paint, includ- A look at the MSDS found SEE PAGE 3 Administration and Finance and CFO Holly Crawford (center). WELLIORA INSIDE 5K CHALLENGE GUN DECISION ‘FIVE YEARS’ BOXING CLUB REFLECTIONS DISAPPOINTS PREMIERES A KNOCKOUT THIS CT PAGE 2 NEWS PAGE 5 OPINIONS PAGE 11 FEATURES PAGE 16 SPORTS PAGE 2 / campustimes.org NEWS / MONDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2016 Students Reflect on Last 5K Challenge as Proposal Deadline Approaches BY JULIA CURTIS nice. I hope they didn’t spend CONTRIBUTING WRITER $5,000 on them though.” She has only used the swings once. What would you do with When asked what they $5,000 to improve the lives of would rather see that money Rochester students? go toward, there was one im- That’s the question posed by mediate answer from a few up- the Students’ Association (SA) perclassmen. Government 5K Challenge, “Bring back old Grab and in which the body sets aside Go,” Reville said, with imme- $5,000 to fund student-voted diate agreement from Alyse proposals for improvements on Shulimson, another junior. campus. It’s in its fourth year, Huey said that she liked the and taking submissions. sleeping pods in Gleason, and What isn’t always asked, that she would like to see them though, is the follow-up—now in more spaces on campus. that you’ve voted and we’ve After some more thought, implemented something, what Reville came up with an an- do you think? other proposal: “Coffee makers Regarding the latest chal- everywhere would be good.” lenge winner—the swing set She referenced the coffee and outside Susan B. Anthony tea available in Carlson for Hall, which replaced the first- studying at night. LEAH NASON / PHOTO EDITOR place hot water dispensers after “If that was in other places, A student embraces their inner child while on the new swingset in the Susan B. Anthony bowl. they were deemed a fire haz- that would be amazing.” ard—students have expressed In the challenge, SA allows mixed opinions. students to submit proposals PUBLIC SAFETY UPDATE “Everyone I’ve talked to for what they want to see, and 5 about it has complained,” said then narrows that list down to 4 Cash Stolen from Student’s Wallet (1) junior Eileen Reville. the most feasible options and Sophomore Amber Dostie opens voting on them to the OCT.14—Cash was reported stolen from a student’s wallet that was left in Wilson Commons. agreed. entire student body. 2 She doesn’t like the loca- Past 5K Challenge winners tion or that there are only two include the addition of sleep- Items Stolen from Gilbert Hall (2) swings. ing pods in Gleason, print- “You feel like people are ers in Wilson Commons, and OCT. 15—A person discharged a fire extinguisher in lockers in the libraries to se- the basement tunnel of Wilder. watching you,” she said. 5 Olivia Huey, a freshman who cure one’s belongings while on lives in in Susan B. Anthony, a study break. said she didn’t know the 5K This year’s deadline for new Vehicle Broken Into in Park Lot (3) Challenge by name, but re- submissions is Nov. 10 and can OCT.18—A vehicle in Park Lot was reported to have 1 membered hearing about it in be submitted online through been broken into. the past. SA’s website. “The swings are part of Curtis is a member of that?” she asked. “They’re the Class of 2017. Vehicles Broken Into in Riverview (4) OCT. 19—Three vehicles in the Riverview Lot were re- ported to have been broken into. DO YOU LIKE Bikes Stolen from Riverview and Tiernan (5) WRITING OCT. 20—Bicycles were reported stolen from River- MAP COURTESY OF UR COMMUNICATIONS view and Tiernan. REPORTING Information provided by the Department of Public Safety. MUSIC THIS WEEK ON CAMPUS TUESDAY | OCTOBER 25 THURSDAY | OCTOBER 27 POLITICS Q&A WITH DEAN HEINZELMAN MAGTHURSDAYS FILM RUSH RHEES LIBRARY, 7 P.M.-9 P.M. MEMORIAL ART GALLERY, 5 P.M.-8 P.M. The Society of Women Engineers is hosting a Q&A with Visit the museum for half price admission from 5 p.m. professor and dean of the Hajim School of Engineering to 9 p.m. and listen to live music, and wine, beer, and SPORTS and Applied Sciences, Wendi Heinzelman. This event food for purchase. is open to the public. LITERATURE WOMEN’S SOCCER VS. RIT THE TRANSFORMATIVE LENS FAUVER STADIUM, 7 P.M.-9 P.M. RUSH RHEES LIBRARY, 9 A.M.-5 P.M. DESIGN Watch the ‘Jackets take on the Tigers in soccer. The Transformative Lens exhibit will feature photo- graphs taken by Ansel Adams, a photographer who was hired by the University to take photos for a brochure, DRAWING and the story behind the effects of his work.

WEDNESDAY | OCTOBER 26 FRIDAY | OCTOBER 28 AND MORE? TOURNEES FILM FESTIVAL: REALITE ANNUAL PUMPKIN LAUNCH HOYT HALL, 6:45 P.M.-8:30 P.M. WILSON QUADRANGLE, 2 P.M.-4 P.M. The Tournees Film Festival presents ABCDs in Con- Join the American Society of Mechanical Engineers temporary Fresh and Francophone Cinema: Action, for their annual pumpkin launch competition. Biopic, Comedy, Documentary and Drama. This event is free and open to the public.

NON-DEGREE RECITAL FIELD HOCKEY VS. GENESEO JOIN THE CIMINELLI LOUNGE, 8:30 P.M.-10 P.M. FAUVER STADIUM, 7 P.M.-9 P.M. The Eastman School of Music will be showcasing the Watch the ‘Jackets take on the Knights in field hockey. musical talents of Max Lin and Adam DeSchriver, who CAMPUS TIMES. will be performing on the flute and clarinet respectively. EMAIL PUBLISHER@

If you are sponsoring an event that you wish to submit for the calendar, please email [email protected] by Monday CAMPUSTIMES.ORG evening with a brief summary, including the date, time, location, sponsor, and cost of admission. MONDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2016 / NEWS campustimes.org / PAGE 3 Free Tampons and Pads to be Available at UR

TAMPONS FROM PAGE 1 University administrators will pilot program is spring semes- become involved in the initia- ter 2017. If it is successful, a tive. He also indicated that an more formal proposal will be effort was being made to gain drafted, which could end up endorsements from Facilities in front of the University’s and UHS, in addition to se- Board of Trustees, Ford said. lect academic departments, Planning is already under- such as the public health–re- way, according to senior and lated programs and the Gen- Executive Director of Student der, Sexuality, and Women’s Life Nicholas Contento. Con- Studies Program. tento noted that the Student “I think a service like this Life Committee, headed by will make the lives of students sophomore Criswell Lavery, a lot better,” Contento said. is already drafting a survey to “They don’t need to worry gather public opinion on the about, if they need a tampon initiative. or pad, that they have to have Contento was optimistic them with them and use them about the initiative. in a public setting and have “We are in contact with the extra pressure to worry

Brown University’s SA Gov- about.” HANNAH HANSEN / CONTRIBUTING PHOTOGRAPHER ernment and are trying to “We’re doing it because we figure out ‘What did they recognize that tampons and ISLAND SOUNDS INVADE DOUGLASS AT THIS YEAR'S CARIBASH do, and how did they do it?’” pads aren’t supposed to be Contento said. “Brown has a items of luxury,” Ford said. The Student Organization for Caribbean Awareness hosted “Caribash: Island Invasion,” its annual celebration of Carib- lot of demographic similari- “They’re necessary, the same bean and West Indian culture last Friday at Douglass Dining Hall. ties to [UR], and we’re hoping as toilet paper and soap and that they will be able to help everything else in the bath- us work through the initia- rooms, and we should treat tive.” them the same way.” Brown University’s Under- A non-profit called Free the graduate Council of Students Tampons Foundation report- (UCS) started its own initia- ed that 86 percent of women tive to provide free tampons “have reported starting their and pads in bathrooms around period unexpectedly pub- its campus. It is one of the lic without the supplies they first institutions in the U.S. to need,” according to a 2013 do so. survey. Contento said that they were Ford and Contento have looking to learn from UCS to noted that organizations such make the University’s program as College Feminists and Phi run smoothly. He specifically Sigma Sigma have expressed cited how Brown found that interest in working on the tampon and pad dispensers initiative. They encourage were not cost effective, pri- students and organizations marily due to their tendency interested in getting involved to break easily. Baskets were to email them at nicholas. found to be a more efficient [email protected] and method of distribution. [email protected]. Contento predicts that Schildkraut is a member of within the next few weeks, the Class of 2020.

LEAH NASON / PHOTO EDITOR Chalk to Replace Hydrophobic Paint FISH GOD PERFORMS LIVE AT ALPHA DELTA PHI

After Health Hazards Revealed River Campus and Eastman students enjoy an evening of live music and mingling at Alpha Delta Phi’s “Eastman on Campus” party. WELLIORA FROM PAGE 1 Floto also mentioned that dried. the campaign is partnering SA Vice President Lance with the University Coun- Floto explained that no nega- seling Center (UCC) to co- tive environmental impacts sponsor Depression Screen- KEEP UP WITH were expected from the paint, ing Day on Oct. 27. nor were the volunteers who Campaign volunteers are did the spraying during Me- also optimistic about the fu- CURRENT EVENTS? liora Weekend considered ture and success of Welliora. to be at risk of the negative “I’m glad it’s coming to health effects. fruition,” sophomore and Floto was still optimistic SA Senator Nick Foti said. that the project would con- “I think that mental health tinue. At a planning meeting awareness is something vital for the Welliora Campaign on in a campus community that WRITE FOR NEWS Friday, Floto explained that is high-stress and high-per- EMAIL [email protected] spray chalk would be used in- forming.” stead of paint. Sophomore and SA Senator The spray chalk is not hy- Gabriella Lipschitz praised drophobic, but the campaign how the project was coming is seeking permission to chalk together. in areas that don’t normally “The ability to collabo- Please get wet—areas normally off- rate art with education and limits to chalkers. awareness embodies the recycle Flower City Driving School Other aspects of the Wel- idea of Welliora,” Lipschitz Pasquale Petrella 871 Monroe Ave. liora Campaign have been said. “We can bring together this paper Rochester, NY 14620 unaffected by the change. people of all different back- In-car instruction 5 Hr. Course 585-490-0977 Floto indicated that a ban- grounds to bring attention when done 6 Hr. Course [email protected] ner is slated to go up outside to an issue that has not been Boater Safety Course flowercitydrivingschool.com Starbucks the week of Nov. 7, given enough attention.” reading. and there are still plans for a Schildkraut is a member of photo campaign. the Class of 2020. PAGE 4 / campustimes.org NEWS / MONDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2016 Review Board to Consider Body Cameras and Metal Detectors

WELLIORA FROM PAGE 1 ly-armed officers. the Students’ Association Gov- “I think you’ve got to take ernment. a look at our track record as Seligman’s decision came de- a department,” he said. “You Put spite vocal opposition to arm- know, this is not a department ing Public Safety officers from that engages in bias-related students and faculty—particu- incidents [...] You’re not talk- “Journalist” larly those of color—and after ing about arming a troubled some took issue with the Com- department, or a department on Your Resume mission’s data, which lumped that uses excessive force, or has together campus officer shoot- a lot of force complaints or bias ings numbers with suicides and complaints.” Email accidents. DPS has received five racial publisher@ “Sadly, I have the feeling in bias complaints since 2014, campustimes.org the pit of my stomach that this four of which were deemed un- issue was cemented from the founded. beginning of any particular di- “I don’t anticipate that I’m alogue,” said Daniel Southwell, going to convince people who a junior who spoke passionate- are just adamantly opposed,” Join the ly against the recommendation Fischer added, “but I think I’m at Seligman’s Sept. 12 Inter- going to prove it to the com- faith Chapel forum. munity, and that these officers Campus Southwell, who is black, are going to prove to this com- Write, Edit, called the Commission’s evi- munity, that they’re going to dence unsatisfactory evidence, handle this responsibly, as they Design, Illustrate, Times and said that “there is no data did the peace officer authority.” on the direct and positive corre- Fischer noted that there was Photograph, and lation between the presence of strong opposition to the de- Create firearms with social cohesion, partment’s incorporation of interracial relations, managing peace officers onto its force, mental health or anything be- saying that “there were a lot of sides injury and death.” the same arguments” presented “I could be wrong, but I then as the ones raised before doubt this will improve the the recent decision. delivery of medical care, and I In response to concerns about know it will increase the angst DPS officers’ newly-armed sta- of the real, poverty stricken tus affecting the community Rochester community mem- surrounding UR, Fischer said bers,” he said. that the department’s intent No timeline for arming offi- is not to go into surrounding cers was included in Seligman’s neighborhoods, and that any Like to draw, sketch, announcement, and at his press extra-campus jurisdiction it conference that day, he said has effectively applies to “side- firearms training would not walks and roadways.” begin until an initial report by The main concern of the or doodle? the review board is compiled. department, he emphasized, “I share with my students is the welfare of students and of color the last thing I want UR-affiliated individuals. is anyone to feel the potential Besides, he added, the of being profiled or abused Rochester Police Department because of the color of one’s “doesn’t want us policing their skin,” he said at the confer- territory.” Illustrate for the ence, held in Wallis Hall and DPS officers’ jurisdictional attended by local media and boundary extends 100 yards administrators. beyond University property, Campus Times. “The issue is not to use the which Deputy Director of guns—that’s the last thing Public Safety Gerald Pickering we want to do,” he said. “It’s said mirrors existing jurisdic- to prevent others from using tional boundaries under New weapons.” York State law. Pickering is the Director of Public Safety former Webster town police Mark Fischer pointed in a sep- chief. Email illustrator@ arate interview to the depart- Trombly is a member of ment’s record as evidence that the Class of 2018. excessive use of force would Ransom is a member of not be a problem for the new- the Class of 2017. campustimes.org

pellegrinosdeli.com 1120 Mt. Hope Avenue 442-6463 $3 OFF Receive $3.00 OFF your guest check with a minimum purchase of $15.00*

*No cash value, not valid with meal deals, other discounts, coupons or promotions. One coupon per person/party per visit. Valid thru June 30, 2017 MONDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2016 campustimes.org / PAGE 5 OPINIONS EDITORIAL OBSERVER EDITORIAL BOARD Take the Time to Lesson From the DPS Gun Decision: Learn From Other Listen to Minority Students niversity President arms on campus. to use the app from using it Joel Seligman’s A campus that does through other means. decision to arm not elevate the voices of Sure, you could have called Disciplines U42 Department of Public its students of color and it a symbolic decision, as Safety (DPS) officers is a underrepresented minority Seligman did, but it was their computer (running a web disappointing one. faculty is not the kind of one that would have made browser with 20 Reddit tabs The four town halls held 21st-century campus we want minority students feel they open), but the knowledge that on the subject, or those held to build. were being heard by their the physicist and biologist have about last year’s Yik Yak Seligman’s calculus could institution. gathered regarding that scene can racism, shouldn’t be dismissed have been improved by Going forward, Seligman be abstracted to a mathematical as PR theatre, as some have including these voices in the should listen to these voices form to allow the computer suggested. committees and commissions before the town hall stage of scientist to recreate the scene But in both cases, the he has formed. his decisions. BY LUIS NOVA in a computer simulation. The perspective of minority Students of color ought to Here’s a good start: A students and faculty—who have had a seat on the review ILLUSTRATION EDITOR computer scientist could recreate member of the Minority the intensity and path of the arguably had a larger stake councils Seligman assembled Student Advisory Board ought sun’s rays in their simulation, and than most in the results of to aid in his decision, to have a permanent seat on the nly in college are you design procedurally generative the decisions—was not first which were dominated by DPS review board Seligman surrounded by people algorithms that randomly create and foremost in Seligman’s administrators and trustees. has formed in conjunction starting their academic wildlife from a set of rules reckoning. Their fears, expressed time with his decision. andO professional careers in all given knowledge about how the Seligman’s calculus was and time again over the past The town hall meetings different kinds of subjects. Take wildlife would look and behave. wrong—the perspectives of eight months, should not offered spectators the it from a guy whose parents Finally, from the perspectives minority students, staff, and have been wiped away with a chance to absorb firsthand didn’t get an education beyond of the artist, writer, performer, faculty, were not weighted simplistic “more people wrote testimonials from students the second grade; the breadth of and musician, the scene of the enough. He took their emails favoring armament,” and faculty of color, to whom knowledge present throughout mountain peaks from the cliff can concerns seriously, but not which dabbles in false the arming of DPS officers one’s four years at college starts be captured, distorted, translated, seriously enough. equivalence. Generally, white may represent a very real out being really overwhelming, repurposed, and presented in an It is more likely that people on campus will be threat; from DPS officers and then becomes sort of cool, then infinite number of ways, that still minority students will be fine with or without armed Medical Center personnel, to really incredible, and goes back to somehow expresses the original made to feel unsafe—or officers; that can’t be said for whom the decision represents being overwhelming again. meaning of the scene. actually harmed—by the people of color, whose mental safety and insurance; and It’s not just college; the whole With that all being said, it presence of armed officers and emotional health must from others concerned world is like that. The world itself drives me crazy that people think than it is that those officers also be considered. about personal safety on our is composed of so many different they need to stick to being good will prevent an incident in the That’s what happened, campuses. The same goes for things. When you look at a scene at one particular thing, and never Medical Center. though, and what happened the Yik Yak forums. of mountain peaks off the edge dabble in another field of study, It is already the case, in in the case of the banning The voices of our of a cliff on a hiking trip, you skill, or a conversation on a topic fact, that students of color Yik Yak, a substantially easier underrepresented students see mountains lit by the setting that is outside of their expertise. feel unsafe because of this decision to make—banning had space and attention in sun and birds flying around their It’s an injustice to your own decision. They said as much at it from University internet these town halls. Let’s see peaks. On the surface, everything existence to box yourself in the town hall meetings, even would not have prevented the same in the policies and might seem simple, but at the one field of study and pretend about the mere possibility of people who really wanted committees they inform. deeper level, there are so many like the people who study and incredible processes going on at exist within other fields don’t once. exist to you. The whole point The Campus Times Editorial Board would like to Beyond what you see, each of higher learning is to expose remind our readers of the importance of voting in the aspect of that scene can be studied your developing mind in it’s for its various properties relating last few sponge-like years to the upcoming national election on Nov. 8. to different fields of science, expansiveness of the human race’s Exercise your right and privilege to vote. math, and to some extent, art. collective knowledge regarding From a physicist’s perspective, our universe. The above editorials are published with the consent of a majority of the editorial board: Aurek Ransom (Editor-in- the sun doesn’t just appear to So, please, as a favor to me, go, Chief), Justin Trombly (Managing Editor), Sam Passanisi (Opinions Editor), Angela Lai (Publisher), and Jackie Powell brighten up the mountain’s read a book on circuit design if (Sports Editor). The Editor-in-Chief and the Editorial Board make themselves available to the UR community’s side—it’s actually shooting rays you write software, since the best ideas and concerns. Email [email protected]. of light particles that lose some of software works in tandem with their energy on the way through the hardware on which it runs. the atmosphere. Those rays then If you’re a musician, go read up bounce off of the surface of the on physics, since it will explain Campus Times mountain and light something so many things about how sound SERVING THE UNIVERSITY OF ROCHESTER COMMUNITY SINCE 1873 else, like the side of a tree on works beyond the boundaries the mountain that isn’t caught of music theory, and how it Wilson Commons 102 University of Rochester, Rochester, NY 14627 directly in the sun’s rays. The can be manipulated to produce Office: (585) 275-5942 / Fax: (585) 273-5303 physicist knows this is true, and something truly unique. campustimes.org / [email protected] not just theoretically, through And, if you’re a physicist, formalized mathematical proofs. go take a class on sketching or EDITOR-IN-CHIEF AUREK RANSOM It can be seen in action. drawing techniques, as it will MANAGING EDITOR JUSTIN TROMBLY From a biologist’s perspective, allow you to create incredible the entirety of the mountain scene visual representations of the NEWS EDITOR AMANDA MARQUEZ PHOTO EDITORS LEAH NASON is one large ecosystem consisting complex physical processes OPINIONS EDITOR SAM PASSANISI YIYUN HUANG of an incredibly complex, yet you are formalizing with A&E EDITOR ISABEL DRUKKER PRESENTATION EDITORS MIRA BODEK delicate, hierarchy of animals that mathematical proofs. FEATURES EDITOR SHAE RHINEHART JAMIE RUDD serve as either predator or prey to The universe is a complex HUMOR EDITOR SCOTT MISTLER-FERGUSON ONLINE EDITOR JUSTIN FRAUMENI each other. This ecosystem has structure defined by various SPORTS EDITORS JACKIE POWELL ILLUSTRATION EDITOR LUIS NOVA been molded by billions of years studies. For as long as you are AUDREY GOLDFARB COPY CHIEF JULIANNE MCADAMS of environmental factors, and alive, you too can learn about ANGELA LAI will continue to be molded for anything you want, whether you PUBLISHER NICOLE ARSENEAU billions of years to come. chose it as a major in college BUSINESS MANAGER From a computer scientist’s or not. The world is yours to Full responsibility for material appearing in this publication rests with the Editor-in-Chief. Opinions expressed in columns, letters, op-eds, or comics are not necessarily the views of the editors or the University of Rochester. Campus Times is printed weekly on Mondays throughout the academic year, except around and during perspective, none of this scenery discover, so don’t limit yourself— University holidays. All issues are free. Campus Times is published on the World Wide Web at www.campustimes.org, and is updated Mondays following publication. is particularly interesting, learn something new. Campus Times is SA funded. All materials herein are copyright © 2016 by Campus Times. because it requires the computer Nova is a member of It is our policy to correct all erroneous information as quickly as possible. If you believe you have a correction, please email scientist to leave the comfort of the Class of 2018. [email protected]. PAGE 6 / campustimes.org OPINIONS / MONDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2016 OP-EDS Mystery Meat Criticism of Kaepernick is Too Harsh BY DAVID SCHILDKRAUT to discover that what I initially BY SARMISHTHA progressive icon. She was one of across the nation to also kneel thought was cheese was actually PRATHIVADHI- nine women in her graduating class during the anthem. ike many college students, bacon, which I do not eat. BHAYANKARAM of 500 from Harvard Law School What Ginsburg fails to realize I am a big fan of food. So, How could this situation be and faced gender discrimination is what the flag means to her is imagine my excitement avoided? Simply by putting a acob DePetris, 29. Chaz York, countless times. This led her to co- different from what the flag may Lwhen upon hearing that there food label in front of the biscuits. 23. Sadine Dixon, 84. Jesse found the Women’s Rights Project mean to others. To many, the would be a new Douglass Dining When I raised this concern James Romero, 14. John Casey, at the American Civil Liberties American flag is a representation with my friends, they admitted J23. Pierre L. Loury, 16. These Union and continue to fight of the values of this country— Center opening just in time for the start of my freshman year. that they hadn’t even realized that are the names of some of those against gender discrimination. white signifies purity, red signifies In the past two months, only there were food labels to begin who have died in the fight against Regardless of her past, Ginsburg’s hardiness, and blue signifies one thing has prevented me with. The few present labels have police brutality. response was completely vigilance and justice—but this is from fully enjoying the food at a significant lack of information San Francisco 49ers quarterback unacceptable and problematic in not universal. Douglass: the lack of nutrition available. Sure, I can easily avoid Colin Kaepernick made national numerous ways. That same flag can also be labels. that Thai dish at the Street Station headlines on Aug. 26 by kneeling First, considering the position, a representation of despair. To A few weeks ago, Douglass if I have an egg or peanut allergy, during the national anthem in power, and influence Ginsburg many, it is a representation of started posting food labels at but if I’m a vegetarian, I may not protest of police brutality and holds, she should have been more colonialism, in which Native each station. While these labels realize that the small strips in the racial injustice. This was followed conscious of the commentary she Americans were thrown off their attempt to provide nutrition noodles are chicken, not tofu. by a multitude of reactions from makes about political matters. land and blacks were lynched, facts and alert people to the most Additionally, some vegetarian people across the country, one With regard to the numerous forced into labor, and ripped away common food allergies, they fall items, such as French fries and of whom was Supreme Court cases of police brutality, there is a from their families by slavery. It is short. falafel, are fried in the same oil as Associate Justice Ruth Joan Bader possibility that one of these cases a representation of the absence of I have found that many foods meat products. Ginsburg. could reach her court. freedom. still remain unlabeled throughout I was talking with a close friend In a recent interview with Yahoo! Moreover, Ginsburg sits on the Laws are put into place that Douglass. Even when there are about Douglass; he lamented anchor Katie Couric, Ginsburg highest court of the land. When require equality, but equality is labels, oftentimes they are not the fact that the few posted food responded to Kaepernick and people see a Supreme Court Justice far from the reality. (The very easily accessible. At the Bistro labels fail to note whether a dish other prominent athletes’ refusals call this means of protest “dumb existence of Donald Trump Station, the labels scroll digitally, is Halal. He was upset because to stand for the national anthem, and stupid,” it not only implies that indicates this.) People need to stop so a student either has to hold of passing on good-looking food stating, “I think it’s really dumb the act is silly, but also strips it of its forcing the minority members of up the line or wait out of line to because it was impossible to tell of them. Would I arrest them for importance. It conceptualizes the America to assimilate and pretend figure out what they can eat. A what was in the dish. doing it? No. I think it’s dumb and symbolic notion of this country as that racism, sexism, and other student with a food restriction or This problem, if it persists, disrespectful.” more valuable than human lives. It forms of discrimination do not allergy may wait in line for 10 or can ultimately alienate people Ginsberg continued, “If they validates the ability to turn a blind exist, because they very much do. 15 minutes just to find out at the from Douglass. It is critical that want to be stupid, there’s no law eye to the unarmed black men that Even liberal progressive icons front that what they thought was we know what we are eating to that should be preventive. If they are murdered by U.S. police on a like Ginsburg find themselves normal chicken was actually egg- remain healthy. The issue of food want to be arrogant, there’s no day-to-day basis. unhappy with the actions of battered. labeling goes far beyond allergies; law that prevents them from that. If Ginsburg had given this younger progressives in today’s age. Then again, many students may it is a matter of respect for the What I would do is strongly take interview even a week or two This is why it is important to truly not even realize that what is being health, culture, and religion of issue with the point of view that before the actual interview date, listen to the words and reasoning served is something they shouldn’t University students. they are expressing when they do it could have hindered the entire behind people’s actions. eat. Just last week, I took biscuits Schildkraut is a member of that.” effect of the protest, which of Prathivadhi-Bhayankaram is a from the Bistro Station, only the Class of 2020. Ginsburg has long been a liberal course led numerous athletes member of the Class of 2020. Media Gave Short Shrift to Hurricane Matthew

BY VICTORIA SEREMETIS pain that is incomprehensible to Hurricane Matthew was lost When reading these numbers be cynical, but to be proactive. If most of us UR students because among other concerning current from so far away—almost on the victims of Hurricane Matthew few weeks ago, when it is so different from that which events, like the war in Syria and the a different planet—they’re just cross your mind, don’t let your Hurricane Matthew was most of us have experienced—how U.S. presidential election. Media numbers. That is why the tragedy thoughts fade into a hopeless its strongest, I sat in my do we respond? consumers mostly focused their is so easy to dismiss, and why there prayer. There are ways to help, Adorm room studying with a friend, What was most surprising attention on these issues. With are still people in this country who whether by donating funds for thousands of miles away from the about the aftermath of Hurricane other stresses on the brain, the believe global warming is a myth. recovery or by throwing your storm. A faint “ping” came from Matthew was how sparse the victims of Hurricane Matthew were As a result, there seems to be efforts into the prevention of future my iPhone, and I picked it up to information on it seemed to be. also the victims of a community a lack of motivation to prevent disasters. notice a Reuters headline: You would think something so desensitized by the 24-hour urgent future natural disaster damage This natural disaster, like “Hurricane Matthew Kills shocking would leave a larger trace news cycle of the modern media. and provide greener energy. This many others, deserves as much Almost 900 in Haiti Before Hitting in major media outlets, but the Since I read that headline, hurricane was not caused by global attention as other major world U.S.” Upon reading this aloud, Weather Channel produced the the death toll from Hurricane warming, but it was formed by events. Prevention against damage the silence in the room suddenly most information, and this was Matthew has risen to over 1,300, large amounts of warm water from future disasters and policies thickened, and all my friend could generally restricted to the basic with 46 dead in the U.S., and vapor above the ocean’s surface. favoring a less wasteful lifestyle say was “ouch.” weather statistics. Even attaining thousands left homeless. Matthew Global warming due to greenhouse could make future superstorms less I certainly don’t blame my friend the current death toll or extent of was a Category 5 hurricane, with gases makes these conditions more devastating. for being insensitive. When we structural damage was difficult. winds as high as 160 mph in the frequent. Seremetis is a member of learn about pain that is not ours— I found that the pain of Caribbean. This, however, is a reason not to the Class of 2019.

UR OPINION “WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN?” BY SAM PASSANISI & YIYUN HUANG OPINIONS EDITOR & PHOTO EDITOR

KAITLYN GLASENER, ‘19 SHWETA KOUL, ‘20 ANISHA KHOSLA, ‘18 TIM KWAN, ‘18 ELIOT SACHSENMEIER, ‘18 ADIL ALI ‘18

“I don’t actually have “A football fan.” “A doctor; I have scrubs “Donald Trump” “No costume / going as myself” “Kenneth Bone” anything yet.” and a stethoscope.” MONDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2016 campustimes.org / PAGE 7 FEATURES CITY SIGHTS The Pizza That Saved Rochester

BY KYLE SMITH CONTRIBUTING WRITER

“If you’re looking for authentic New York piz- za, look no further!” The Pizza Stop’s tagline seems worn-out and gener- ic, but in the eerily pizza- deprived streets of Roch- ester, it means something. The family-owned busi- ness started in Brooklyn in ‘If you’re looking for authentic New York pizza, look no further!’ the 1950s, and then extend- ed its services to downtown Rochester in 1986. The piz- zeria has been sating the cravings of Rochesterians ever since, with its promise of using only original reci- pes and the highest quality ingredients to ensure every pizza is made with authentic- ity and the utmost excellence.

The Pizza Stop is known for KYLE SMITH / CONTRIBUTING PHOTOGRAPHER its eclectic styles of pizza. Its Graffiti lines the walls of the Pizza Stop. New York thin crust is always a much-appreciated classic, “My friends and I make so many good choices that I City shown through what never regret my decision to but the Sicilian and stuffed sure to come to the Pizza Stop feel guilty that we get it so of- look like cracks in the wall. varieties are other notewor- every few weeks, and we all ten, but we just can’t resist.” There is one detriment The Pizza Stop’s thy options to try, as well as The Pizza Stop is not about the joint, though, that tagline seems worn- the calzones and turnovers. ‘There are just so only appetizingly and di- could possibly make it dif- But even these items can versely appealing, but also ficult for some people to out and generic, but be found on most pizzeria many good choices aesthetically pleasing too. appreciate it: the location. that I feel guilty that in the eerily pizza- menus. The difference be- The inside of the pizzeria is The Pizza Stop is a fair- deprived streets of tween The Pizza Stop and we get it so often, but quaint and welcoming, with a ly inconvenient distance other local pizzerias—be- we just can’t resist.’ narrow hallway that leads into away for students looking Rochester, it means sides quality—is variety. a more open area with tables for a slice near the Univer- something. The Pizza Stop offers en- and chairs set up. The walls sity. There are also no buses tire arrays of specialty pizzas, usually just end up ordering a are lined with graffiti of semi- that take students anywhere drive down there; it beats which can be ordered in all siz- huge chicken parmesan pizza nal areas for New York pizza, close to the pizzeria. Those any food on campus. And es, and tend to attract all sorts to split together,” senior Chris including Brooklyn, Manhat- with cars, however, will find I feel like rewarding myself of customers. These unique Cook, a UR student and Pizza tan, and Queens, that really the trip easy and more than with a good slice of pizza types of pizza range from spe- Stop regular, said. “I mean, add to the atmosphere. The worth the time and effort. every now and then is also cific flavors, such as Jurassic how could you go wrong with walls are also given artistic “I make weekly pit stops good for my [well-being].” chicken, to standard favorites, chicken parmesan and pizza flair with colorful lines and to the Pizza Stop,” Mintesi- Smith is a member of such as chicken parmesan. combined? And there are just broken images of New York not Kassu ‘16 said. “And I the Class of 2017. UHS Offers Women’s Health Services

BY RAAGA KANAKAM The first test done is the get blood tests done for syphi- done to test for other common control methods, such as birth COPY EDITOR regular pelvic exam completed lis and HIV. You can also get a health problems. control pills, intrauterine de- at every gynecological exam, Pap test done, which analyzes vices, and Nexplanon, which is UHS offers several resourc- which is when the vulva is ex- cells picked up from the cer- Contraception a small rod inserted under the es for students to use to keep amined, a speculum is inserted vix for any indication of ab- skin of a woman’s upper arm l themselves healthy, both physi- into the vagina, and appropri- normalities relating to cervical While this doesn’t concern that can prevent pregnancy for cally and mentally. Specifically, ate tests are done to ensure cancer. Finally, the specialist just women, as both partners up to four years. UHS offers many excellent re- proper vaginal health. A bi- will typically perform a clinical should be mindful about con- Emergency contraception, sources for women around col- manual examination is then breast examination, which is traception while engaging in also called Plan B, is available lege age. performed, which is when your similar to the self-examination. PIV sex, it is still important to for purchase in the UHS office, internal organs are felt through Gynecological tests are rec- know everything UHS offers. and is a pill you can take in Gynecological exams your vagina and lower abdo- ommended once a year, as soon The most well-known resourc- case of the failure of your birth men to ensure there are no ab- as someone with a vagina be- es that UHS offers are its free control method. This should UHS offers appointments normal pelvic masses. comes sexually active or turns condoms, located in baskets in be taken within 120 hours of for gynecological exams. The The appointment can also 21, whichever comes first. It is the UHS lobby, as well as with unprotected sex for it to be ef- appointment features several include a test for sexually also recommended that those RAs. fective. If you fear your meth- different aspects that offer a transmitted infections (STIs), who have not been in a het- You can also schedule an ap- od has failed, make your way full checkup for several differ- including chlamydia, gonor- erosexual sexual relationship pointment with a provider to to UHS as soon as possible and ent areas of concern. rhea, and herpes. You can also still get a gynecological exam discuss other long-term birth SEE UHS PAGE 8 PAGE 8 / campustimes.org FEATURES / MONDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2016 SEX & CT Damned Either Way A Guide to Women’s

BY KELSEY CSUMITTA tionship. I met someone with Given the poor timing of Health Services CONTRIBUTING WRITER whom the sexual chemistry this new relationship, we was out of this world. I’m went our separate ways for UHS FROM PAGE 7 tled to 10 free UCC appoint- Despite being a “relation- talking about that mind- the summer, over which we get emergency contraception, ments. Students’ therapists ship person,” the major- numbing sex that leaves all randomly maintained some and schedule an appointment will discuss issues with them ity of my sexual experiences clothes on the floor within form of contact. One night, with your UHS provider and will tailor a plan that is at college has consisted of minutes of closing the bed- after flirtatiously interchang- to get STI and HIV testing best suited to their needs. one-night stands and semi- room door. A few months ing words, he told me he done. The UCC also offers group frequent hook ups with mul- into fairly-regularly hooking was now in a relationship UHS also offers therapy sessions and tiple people. up with him,I finally had the and planned on staying in it appointments workshops for For people like me, who balls to ask if we are exclu- during the school year—an for pregnancy those who connect best with others on sive. announcement about which testing, and wish to a physical level, our actions Although the sex was un- I was genuinely happy, al- even offers work with are often misinterpreted as real and I was told I was not though slightly disappointed. an option other stu- a lack of interest in having a like anyone else, this simple Senior year: full-blown side to get dents. In relationship. question sparked a complete bitch. Once back at school, I the test addition, On more than one occa- change in him, who from received numerous texts from billed those sion I have had relations with then on treated me as an op- the same wifed-up guy, in con- with people who ultimately ended tion. Needless to say, I was no the hopes that I would once fiden- general- up in relationships with oth- again sleep with him. He said tially— ized anxi- er people, not because they he was in an open relation- meaning ety, social were uninterested or did not ship, and that we could be the cost anxiety, enjoy my company, but be- “fuck buddies” for all intents does not get performance cause they assumed I was not and purposes. Given that I submitted to the anxiety, panic, looking for a relationship, am a “relationship person” at insurance com- or mild based on the stereotype that heart, I was very resistant to pany, but just to to mod- sleeping around means you this idea, at first. the student. erate have no interest in getting After weeks of perseverance depres- to know people intellectually and flirtatious conversations, LGBT Univer- sion are sity Services and emotionally. longer interested in the rela- however, I decided, what the appropriate Let’s take a look at my time tionship I thought had been hell—I was, at this point, se- for the ther- here. going so well, and moved on riously craving sex and was UHS encourages those apist-assist- who are gay, lesbian, bi- Freshman year: the fill-in to sleeping with other people. comfortable with this guy. ed online sexual, transgender, in- girlfriend. I developed feel- Junior year: the poorly- The sex was okay, not great, therapy tersex, and gender non- program, ings for a guy who was in a timed connection. At this as it became clear that I was comforming to let their wherein relationship with someone point I thought I was start- a means to fill an end for this healthcare provider know students can else. Since then, I have felt ing to feel like I would nev- individual who was unable to er meet someone I would be with their long-distance so that they can dis- ANGELA LAI / PUBLISHER complete ther- cuss issues and health apy modules and You’re damned if you vibe with, but opened up to girlfriend. After a little while a younger individual who of not hearing from this per- advice specific to the student. have weekly video conferenc- do and damned if you seemed to have my best inter- son, I asked if there was a Healthcare providers will en- es with their therapist from sure that the treatment is tai- don’t, so you might as ests in mind. So, this time I problem. He said he had re- the comfort of their home. lored and that students get tried something different and alized having sex with me was And don’t think that you well do what you want. the full spectrum of help they would need to go several times resisted my urges to explore wrong and that his girlfriend need to ensure proper health. for you to feel the worth of this person sexually. We lis- would be extremely hurt if sexual tension between us, the appointments—even just tened to music and watched she knew what had happened especially on drunken occa- University Counseling a single appointment could movies, sometimes even sions when high fives turned between us. Center (UCC) help. UHS offers brief ther- into playful ass slaps. I am across the room from one an- My advice for other physi- apy sessions for short-term often asked if I am or was in other even though I always cally connecting people is While this isn’t specifi- treatments as well. This is a relationship with him, to felt that unconscious pull to that you’re damned if you do cally for women, it is still a especially useful around this which I awkwardly laugh and make physical contact. To- and damned if you don’t, so very important service that time when it may feel like the explain that I never was nor ward the end of the second you might as well do what the University offers and that stress from midterms is be- am l (sigh). semester, we ended up sleep- you want and enjoy the ride. should be taken advantage of. coming insurmountable. Sophomore year: the too- ing together before leaving Csumitta is a member of After paying the mandatory Kanakam is a member of good-to-be-true almost-rela- for the summer. the Class of 2017. health fee, students are enti- the Class of 2018.

Want your words to be copied 3,800 times?

Write for the Campus Times

Email publisher@ campustimes.org MONDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2016 / FEATURES campustimes.org / PAGE 9 PUZZLE 32. Epinephrine Injector 34. Basic pokemon fire type move Last Week’s Solution 33. Transmission electron 36. The mouth of a river microscopy 37. A postscript or an after- T E N T H O U S A N D 34. Medical Drama, Precursor thought to a letter I E G O L Crossword Puzzle J J A B R A M S S T A G to Grey’s Anatomy 38. Radial, carotid, brachial, E A S E L S S H E R P A 35. Resident Advisor femoral, etc. A V E R S E I A I D O BY PRINCE ABRAHAM ‘18 DIFFICULTY EASY 37. Same as 14 Across 40. The Immigration and N A T L I D L V B L I S T E R I N G 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 39. Mascot of the University Refugee Protection Act or A L I N D A S A U L of Miami, animal International Radiation L I O N E S S B L U E 12 13 14 41. Type of tree bark Protection Association J L O K B E L C H E L M E R S J O T O

44. Used to make cakes and 42. Have the ability to do so A E W O K S B I S P 15 16 17 various other desserts 43. Star Trek Villain N P R B A R N A C L E S

18 19 20 45. Star Trek, USS ______46. Second-largest city in the 21 22 23 24 United States 10100000 10001100 01100000 10011111 47. Author of “The Fountain- 00000110 01011100 00011110 01001011 25 26 27 28 head” 01011100 01010110 11000001 11101001 48. A substance that causes an 29 30 31 allergic reaction 00000001 10111110 00110111 11011011

32 33 01000000Consume 10000011 digital11000111 00101100 DOWN: 00100111 00001101 01111101 10110111 1. Peru’s neighbor 34 35 36 37 38 10100101 11111100 10001011 10110111 2. Home to the Canucks media? 39 40 41 42 43 3. You can guess a person’s eth- 01000000 10001100 01100000 10011111 nic background from this 00000110 01011100 00011110 01001011 44 4. Slang for “no” 01011100 01010110 11000001 11101001 5. Very basic 45 46 00000001 10111110 00110111 11011011 6. The _____ Runner by Of course you do. 01000000 10000011 11000111 00101100 47 48 Khaled Hosseini 7. Before 00100111 00001101 01111101 10110111 8. Protagonist of Ned’s Declas- 10100101 11111100 10001011 10110111 Interested in making Puzzles for the Campus Times? sified School Survival Guide 01000000Now 10001100help create01100000 10011111 it. E-mail us at [email protected] 9. Extended Play 10. Album by Beyoncé 00000110 01011100 00011110 01001011 ACROSS: 19. Author of the “The Raven” 11. The only place where Mi- 01011100 01010110 11000001 11101001 1. Captain America actor 20. Batman Villain, Killer ___ chael Jordan, Bill Murray 00000001 10111110 00110111 11011011 6. Small shelters for pets 21. Mad Men’s Draper and cartoons collide 01000000 10000011Campus 11000111 00101100 12. Chocolate bean 24. Loneliest number 16. A type of Indian flatbread Join the 13. Anger 25. The outer parts of a town 22. Nonmetallic mineral mat- 00100111 00001101 01111101 10110111 14. _____ Talk or city. ter of which rock is made 10100101Times 11111100. 10001011 10110111 15. Third Person Shooter on 28. _____ Mahal 23. International Space Station 01000000 10001100 01100000 10011111 the Playstation 29. Movable Home abbreviation 00000110 01011100 00011110 01001011 17. The state of Massachusetts 30. Protagonist of Kung Fu 26. Critically acclaimed movie 76948 on postage Panda movies directed by Hayao Miyazaki 01011100 01010110 11000001 11101001 18. Pet Detective 31. Latin American dish, toasted 27. Knock-out 00000001 10111110 00110111 11011011

GET TWICE AS MANY EGGS IN YOUR BASKET.1 Low fees can mean higher returns for you. Start now at TIAA.org/results

INVESTING ADVICE BANKING RETIREMENT

BUILT TO PERFORM. CREATED TO SERVE.

1Our assumption of: $100K, with a 6% rate of return, over a 30-year time period, with fees at a constant (.52%), saves an investor $92,523.91 — versus paying fees at the mutual fund industry average (1.25%). This is a hypothetical illustration. These returns are for illustrative purposes only and do not refl ect actual (product) performance, which will fl uctuate. TIAA-CREF Individual & Institutional Services, LLC. TIAA-CREF products are subject to market and other risk factors. C32769

A TIAA__FALL PRINT_GET TWICE AS MANY EGGS_C__V_. C M Y B PAGE 10 / campustimes.org MONDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2016 HUMOR UR’s Top 15 Freshmen Take Off Masks, Forget Canada, Underrated Revealing Personalities Majors Move to Africa

BY SCOTT MISTLER-FERGUSON BY JOSHUA OSTROFF just part of your natural genetic HUMOR EDITOR CONTRIBUTING WRITER predisposition, and that’s never going to change, no matter where After nearly two months of you go or how hard you try.’” making friends, building con- “I was just glad that the super- nections, and switching majors/ ficial stage of college was over, 1. Elephant Memory entire life goals every other week, and we could all just go back the freshmen have finally ripped to walking around avoiding eye off their masks and skin suits, contact, like what you’re supposed 2. Cloud Resemblance revealing a crude, hideous layer to fucking do.” Structures of personality and character that Some freshmen however, were had only surfaced in their former still completely unaware that the high school lives, now coming “fake it” state had passed. “Yeah, back to wreak the havoc they had so I’m thinking of majoring in 3. Classical Dubstep once originally set out for upon optical engineering while doing reaching the University. pre-med,” a freshman wearing a “God, that thing was getting Princeton t-shirt said while trying 4. Recreational Herbology annoying,” one freshman re- to pick up a girl at a frat party. marked. “For the longest time, I “It’ll be a little hard at first, but LUIS NOVA / ILLUSTRATIONS EDITOR kept having to act nice and polite I’m sure I’ll get through it. I mean, BY ANIS KALLEL Don’t get me wrong, you’ll still to everyone I was meeting, sup- UR was my safety anyway, so how CONTRIBUTING WRITER live in a dictatorship, but at least you 5. Mechanical Engineering pressing the inner voice that kept hard could it be?” can post a random Facebook status telling me to insult them all the Two weeks later, after consult- A lot of my American friends talking about how life-changing time and make fun of their hopes ing with the freshman’s classmates, have been talking about moving the experience is. Not every day, to Canada if the big orange dicta- 6. Pinterest Theory and dreams. But now, it’s off! It’s one said, “Yeah, I remember that though. Just whenever internet/ all finally off! Screw you, world!” guy. A bunch of people saw him tor with tiny hands wins the next electricity is available. It’s just four While some freshmen hid crying right outside of the exam election, but I think there are better short years before you can move absolutely nothing and exposed room after taking the CHM 131 destinations out there. The great back home, and you should make 7. Pyrotechnics their entire souls, spirits, and past midterm, and then he just disap- nation of Africa is one of them. the most of them. reincarnate lives to their respec- peared from the school forever. You might have heard of Africa Take a selfie with a pet giraffe. tive dorm halls, others preferred Word has it he transferred to RIT before, from that National Geo- Build a mud hut for the homeless. graphic documentary where lions 8. Fiji Studies to sleep hanging upside down to give himself an easier time.” Step away from technology and in their dorm rooms, avoiding But even as the thinly-veiled walk around villages attacking social media for a while. It’s a great all sunlight and warm human monstrosities oozed across the gazelles and wildebeests. healing process after this crazy contact until the coast was clear. campus, there was still a prevail- Some of you might have even campaign season. 9. Defense Against the Dark “I remember,” one senior re- ing sense of confidence and en- been fortunate enough to visit a Lastly, I strongly encourage you to Arts called, “that as the year began even durance that had yet to be fully tribe where they told you that you do more research before you travel. back in ‘13, all these losers would tested. One professor, though, helped save people from Malaria. Here’s a hint: Africa is not actually a just come out of the woodwork fully aware of this, claimed, “Don’t (You totally didn’t.) country, and just because we grew trying to ‘reinvent’ themselves worry. We are quite aware of this Even if you always thought that up there, doesn’t mean we had sad 10. Meme by trying be cool or insightful problem, and we intend to purge it Africa was, as Trevor Noah put it, or traumatic childhoods. It’s the in conversations, and I kept just in a timely manner soon enough.” “a dust basin filled with starving exact opposite. thinking to myself, ‘Stop it, just Ostroff is a member of people covered in flies,” you can Kallel is a member of 11. Animal Mimickry shut the fuck up. Being a dork is the Class of 2019. come live with us! the Class of 2017.

12. Applied Petty Theft Campus Convenience Apps

13. Bowling Management BY MACKENZIE SMITH machines are being used, but of them. of butt-detection technology, CONTRIBUTING WRITER they have not taken into ac- In a similar vein, MilkMonitor ChairDetectUR can tell us if our count the people who leave their would be an app that notifies favorite chair in the library is The beauty of the modern laundry in, on, or around the you when the milk machine being used, giving us the chance 14. Nerd Linguistics era is just how convenient it is machines, forming an impressive has run empty, because there to prepare accordingly. to live in. Lazy people—myself mountain of abandoned cloth- is nothing more disappointing Finally, the app that can included—can thrive with the ing. I’m just saying, it would be than grabbing a bowl of cereal provide the most interesting 15. Ramen Analysis multitude of apps available at nice to have an app to warn you and coming to the soul crushing information. our fingertips. The University, about the state of disarray the realization that you’re going to Imagine it’s 7 a.m. You’re walk- surely to encourage the laziness laundry room is in before you have to eat it dry. ing to an exam, and then, like a of its students, has apps like get there so you at least have a After finishing your meal, beacon in the darkness, you see a 16. Puppy Science TransLoc and Laundry Alert, so chance to brace yourself. complete with all the forks and dog being walked on campus. It’s you’re able to find out if a trip Now, let’s focus on the dining proper bowls of Lucky Charms happily trotting along, blissfully to the laundry room is worth hall. All too often, I find myself that your heart desires, you may unaware of your plight as a col- 17. Youtube walking down those two flights in Douglass Dining Center, want to get some studying done lege student. It is an immediate Entrepreneurship of stairs. ready to enjoy some delicious in the library. way to raise your spirits. This is These are great and all, but cuisine, and not a single fork This would be the perfect time why we need a DogAlert app, we are a long way from maxi- is in sight. to whip out the app ChairDetec- to notify us when an adorable mum convenience. This is why I race from station to station, tUR. The observant reader will dog is moving across campus 18. Nonverbal I’m proposing a new series of scanning the counters until I’m notice that this app, as an added or playing frisbee on the quad, Communications apps that could be useful for finally able to find the precious bonus, features a nifty little play something that is no less than campus life. Listen up, app utensil, but this is far more effort on words. But its function would essential to my well being. developers. You may just find than it should be to find a piece be even more impressive. So there you are, app com- 19. Bubble Physics your next million-dollar idea. of silverware. If you’re like me, you develop panies. A couple of ingenious You’re welcome. This is why I suggest we an attachment to a favorite study ideas, free of charge. Just make First, I suggest that we im- put tracking devices on every spot, and if you find someone it happen, so I can finally figure prove upon an already-existing single fork and create the app has gotten there first, you’re out where all the goddamn forks 20. Ancient Myspace app to create Laundry Alert ForkDetector. Douglass is filled left reeling. I haven’t gotten in Douglass went. Civilization PLUS. with enough disappointments. all the details figured out, but Smith is a member of Sure, it’s great to know which Don’t make a fork shortage one perhaps through some sort the Class of 2020. MONDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2016 campustimes.org / PAGE 11 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT ROC Players Perform New Vulfpeck Release ‘Last Five Years’ Disappoints, Confuses, Fails BY BEN SCHMITZ mal Spirits,” “and “Margery, My great performance by Dart and a STAFF WRITER First Car”) contribute very little, killer guest drummer performance giving the impression that they that serves as one of the album’s Vulfpeck has changed, and not are simply previously-released in- best moments. While this song for the better. strumentals with useless vocals also contains some strange vo- Now, change is hardly a univer- slapped on top. cal bits floating throughout, they sally bad thing. Change, to some This sound returns on “1 for manage not to get in the way of degree, is essential in making mu- the groove that’s really carrying sic. With every new album, any They used to be the track, something that can’t be band worth its salt is expected by said of many other vocals on the their fans to innovate and evolve. good at toeing that album. The mixing here (espe- This evolution is best done in bizarre line, but cially when experienced through moderation, with new sounds and recently the silliness headphones) is sub par, however, styles being introduced that don’t with extensive panning and other detract or distract from the band’s and the joke songs “creative techniques” serving only sonic signature. have been sharing as distractions from what is other- Moderation is exactly what equal level of wise one of the album’s more solid Vulfpeck lacks on their latest al- tracks. bum “The Beautiful Game.” output with their Vulfpeck truly isn’t a bad band. For those unfamiliar, Vulf- more real material. The talent, the musical chemis- peck’s particular brand of music try—it’s all there. But with “Thrill

PHOTO COURTESY OF BLAIRE VOSS is raw, tight, and often minimal- 1, DiMaggio”, which is best de- of the Arts” and now “The Beau- Seniors Cassidy Thompson and Justin Maldonado play couple Cathy and Jamie. istic funk music akin to that of scribed as a bad attempt at a tiful Game,” it’s becoming harder 1960s rhythm sections such as promotional song for a baseball- and harder to see. Tracks like BY CHRIS LANGFIELD small musical accompaniment the Wrecking Crew and the Funk themed children’s game show. An “Wait for the Moment” and even CONTRIBUTING WRITER still managed a sound that filled Brothers. The band is comprised of overly peppy and rather generic this album’s “Aunt Leslie” prove the room and plunged the au- four University of Michigan grads: instrumental is complemented by that Vulfpeck can perform spec- ROC Players premiered its dience into the world of Cathy Jack Stratton, Theo Katzman, and equally pointless vocals, including tacularly as a true rhythm section. second full-scale musical theater and Jamie. Woody Goss—who all swap in- a mostly spoken vocal line that The true heart of the issue seems production Friday night, “The ROC Players, founded in the struments and roles often—and exists only as a complete waste of to be some sort of musical identity Last Five Years.” fall of 2015, had a bumpy road Joe Dart, who sticks to crisis. The play, cast for one male-fe- to recognition by the Students’ his role as bassist. Their Vulfpeck doesn’t seem male duo, follows the deteriora- Association. discography consists of sure if it’s a hard-boiled tion of a marriage, and has two There was resistance to mak- four prior EP’s where funk group or a novelty, intersecting timelines. ing the group an official student their minimalistic and vaporwave-level meme The opening scene shows organization, and ROC Players often live-in-the-studio band. They used to be the female protagonist, Cathy, was stuck in preliminary status recording style was good at toeing that bi- reminiscing over her failed rela- for five months. Preliminary formed and then per- zarre line, but recently tionship. Jamie, her husband, is status meant preliminary fund- fected. the silliness and the joke shown just as he is beginning to ing, and although the group has Vulfpeck debuted songs have been shar- date her. The narrative then runs since been recognized, its full their first full length al- ing equal level of output backward in time for Cathy, funding does not kick until next bum with 2015’s “Thrill with their more real ma- with each new scene with her year. of the Arts,” which fea- terial. revealing an earlier stage of the Kesselman, a founding mem- tured more guest mu- Perhaps the point can relationship, but forward for Ja- ber, explained that one of the sicians and vocal per- best be made by exam- mie. main challenges for ROC Play- formances than before, ining the closing track, The story is synchronized as ers was distinguishing itself taking their sound away “Cory Wong.” The song the couple prepares for their from the more established mu- from their original raw begins with a steady wedding day. sical theater club, Off Broadway and right style and more and driving groove, but This was the only scene where On Campus (OBOC). towards full-fledged quickly is interrupted the characters, played by senior Some argued that funding vintage pop. by recordings of crowd Cassidy Thompson and junior ROC Players would be support- “The Beautiful noise—presumably at Justin Maldonado, appeared ing essentially the same produc- Game” picks up right LUIS NOVA / ILLUSTRATION EDITOR a Vulfpeck show—that together, a conscious choice on tion, but the members of ROC where “Thrill of the Arts” left guest vocalist Antwaun Stanley’s add only frustration to the listen- the part of senior Leah Kessel- Players argued that OBOC off, with many tracks featuring a talent (which is showcased much ing experience. man, the show’s director and technically does “musical re- prominent vocal. And with song- better on Vulfpeck’s earlier tracks “Cory Wong” echoes the con- ROC Players business manager. vuess”—series of thematically writing as pop-oriented as ever, “Wait for the Moment,” “1612,” fusion in the opener “The Sweet Kesselman said that having connected songs—but does not this isn’t exactly a good thing. and “Funky Duck”). Science,” which doesn’t subscribe the couple only share the stage put on actual musicals. “Conscious Club,” specifically, As if that weren’t enough, Strat- to the pop formula, but neither for this one moment was a way Kesselman noted that she had is the album’s most egregious ex- ton returns with more spoken does it fit into any formula of to “preserve the integrity of the “so much respect” for OBOC, ample of overwrought and nov- word passages, leaving any listener Vulfpeck’s. This track, consist- separate timelines.” and that they had been “courte- elty-grade, vocal-oriented tracks. wondering how a band could lis- ing of only clarinet, evokes more “[The two are] not in the ous and professional” through- The song begins with a cringe-in- ten to this track after completion “Fiddler on the Roof” than Mo- same place, physically or emo- out ROC Players’ attempts to ducing spoken word conversation and think “Yeah, that’s what we town funk with its klezmer-like tionally,” she said. acquire funding. before continuing into its main were going for.” squawking, and has nothing in ROC Players chooses its pro- Kesselman is optimistic about vocal line that consists of lines as The album does have some re- common with any prior Vulfpeck duction for the year by having the future. vapid as “Welcome to the Con- deeming moments, though, in- song. The fact that this track is by members who want to direct a With a “committed supporter scious Club/Conscious and we’re cluding its leading single “Dean a guest performer who is featured play make a pitch to the execu- base” and growing popularity, filled with love.”As if the whole Town.” This track maintains a nowhere else on the album makes tive board, which then votes on she points out that their first German Xanadu concept being very tight and pared-down groove, the choice to place it as an opener the proposals. full-scale production last spring described by this song wasn’t taw- something that evokes their earlier even more confusing. “[‘The Last Five Years’] is a was sold out. She hopes that dry enough, Stratton chimes in material more than anything else Maybe Vulfpeck has run its production that pretty much ROC Players will continue to about halfway through with yet on the album. A shining perfor- course of solid releases, or maybe anyone can relate to in some thrive after she has graduated. another spoken word passage of mance by Dart on the bass serves not. Plenty of fans love their new- way,” Kesselman said. “[It’s a] ROC Players is already pre- unfunny embellishment of this as an almost solemn reminder that er material. More power to them. loose and in-depth study of paring for its spring show, a wretched musical idea. It’s fortu- the talent is still very much alive in Bands can’t stay the same forever, what it’s like to be in any kind production of the rock musical nate that the instrumental, which this group—it’s just being buried and if this is the direction Vulfpeck of relationship, whether that’s “Next to Normal,” to be direct- is strong independent of the vocal, beneath all the asinine pop maxi- wants to go, then so be it, but so romantic, familial, or a friend- ed by 2018 Zach Stuckelman, was released a year ago on “Thrill malism. long to raw, undiluted funk. May ship.” the group’s artistic director. of the Arts.” “Daddy, He Got a Tesla” also you rest in peace. The show is small-scale, set Langfield is a member of Like “Conscious Club,” lyrics brings back the raw undiluted Schmitz is a member of mostly in a living room. The the Class of 2018. on other tracks (particularly “Ani- funk of EPs gone by, with another the Class of 2018. PAGE 12 / campustimes.org A&E / MONDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2016 Kramer Taps Out Social Justice Message to UR BY SREYOSHI SUR ing her stay in Rochester, and CONTRIBUTING WRITER expressed her gratitude for Kramer’s vital part in the resur- Hitting the ground with their gence of tap and jazz through heels and toes in time with the performances in various dance music, tapper Katherine Kram- festivals. er and her fellow dancers made Kramer participated in the last Friday night a memorable 1970s renaissance of tap, and experience for all the attendees has worked with some of the at the Spurrier dance studio. most famous tap masters, in- Founder, producer, and artis- cluding Brenda Bufalino and tic director of the summer mu- Honi Coles. sic and dance festival “Rhythm In the second part of the Explosion” Kramer continues show, Biodance, a contem- her career in highlighting the porary dance company in significance of classic jazz tap. Pittsford performed “Possible The UR Dance and Move- Side Effects,” created by chore- ment Program organized Fri- ographer and Biodance mem- day’s show. ber Jeanne Schickeler Compisi. The first performance “Tap The audience laughed whole- Musings,” included the emi- heartedly at this comic satire nent tap dance forms “Shim based on the television adver- Sham Shimmy,” which Kramer tisements of drugs. described as “[..] the alma ma- But the climax of the show ter of the tap world”. was the premier of Kramer’s The audience swayed topiece, “The Hand We’re Dealt.” the rhythm of each song and “Sense of the luck of the snapped their fingers during draw,” Kramer said while intro- Kramer and UR dance instruc- ducing the piece. “What were tor and acclaimed tapper Cher- we born into? Where were we yl Johnson’s duet. born? What family? What ge- Thirteen tap dance students, netics? What country? What LEAH NASON / PHOTO EDITOR ten from UR and three from is the luck of the draw if I am Kramer’s performance included the “Shim Sham Shimmy” throughout certain numbers. the College at Brockport, born as a refugee from Syria?” Director of the UR Program of the food crisis of 1987. of the performers of this piece, joined Johnson and Kramer on Biodance had invited Kramer Dance and Movement. They Kramer’s dance and speech- Kramer said that, before she stage. to create a piece for their social use dance as a medium to ad- es left the audience thinking started choreographing, she “Thank you for keeping the justice series, which has been dress political, environmental, about how the chance moment asked each of them: art of tap alive,” tango dancer performed in various commu- and social issues. of their birth and the choices “What was the hand you Diana Kelly said to the audi- nity venues. One of the performers in- that they make throughout were dealt with?” ence. This dance company was corporated her story of coming their life shape their existence. Sur is a graduate student in Kelly is hosting Kramer dur- founded by Missy Pfohl Smith, from Russia and experiencing When interacting with each the College of Arts & Sciences. CT RECOMMENDS ‘THE BABADOOK’ BY ISABEL DRUKKER A&E EDITOR

This article contains spoilers. I truly wanted to write a CT Recommends on “The Babadook.” Because I do recommend it. But I really don’t want to have to watch it again. Babadook is a 2014 psychological thriller with a very annoying and creepy child, a mother who dreams of her dead husband, a dog that (to be honest) dies, and, of course, “The Babadook,” the acid-induced storybook character from your worst nightmare ever. As someone who doesn’t watch scary movies and tends to wake up at night, hear all the spooky creaks in the house, and assume the worst, I probably never should have watched it in the first place. But I’m glad I did. It’s a story about grief and depression—two subjects rarely talked about in mainstream media, and even more rarely talked about correctly. The main character, Amelia Vanek, is suffering from the recent loss of her husband, and the screeching defiance of her six-year-old son, Sam. At first, it seems the movie is just going to rely on an evil child gimmick, but when Sam chooses a pop-up book called “The Babadook” for a bedtime story, you realize there’s something much deeper about how this movie will scare you. The book calls the Babadook, “a friend of you and me,” someone you’ll see “if you look.” Shortly after reading, Amelia finds glass in her food. Doors open and close in the house without her. She dreams of becoming a demonic figure, more than willing to stab her own son. Wanting to avoid her recurring nightmares with the Babadook and her late husband, Amelia refuses to sleep and slides into insanity. It’s unclear how much of the haunting she imagines and how much is real. Part of the horror of this movie for me was that I had no idea I could hate a child so much. The Babadook’s main threat to Amelia is that he will possess her and murder Sam. In a way, you actually almost want him to. The friend I watched the movie with was rooting for this the whole time, because Sam is everything that people detest in children: annoying, loud, whiny, and egotistical. Meanwhile, his mother is dealing with a crushing grief, her husband appearing to her through dreams. Sam’s personality and need for care becomes a barrier to Amelia’s recuperation, and you see the physical toll it takes on her. Unable to push away her depression, she fears instead it’ll take over her personality until she rejects even her own son. Personally, I couldn’t sleep after I first saw the movie. I was with a friend who insisted it wasn’t scary. But there’s a lot of imagery that stuck: Amelia’s suddenly demonic face in the window as police search for her, the storybook imagery depicting Amelia killing her dog and son, a dreamy television sequence that brings skeletons, mermaids, magicians, and the Babadook all together in a black and white surreal nightmare. As someone w ho has very vivid dreams, this was enough for me. From people who watch scary movies regularly, though, I’ve heard “The Babadook” isn’t that scary. Despite its award-winning status (AACTA Best Film, Best Direction, Best Original Screenplay, Empire Awards Best Feature, New York Film Critics Circle Awards Best First Feature, and two Critics’ Choice Award nominations), it lacks in something that will keep horror movie buffs awake at night. What maybe makes the movie less scary for others is that the most threatening forces in the film are real. The idea of a mother giving up on her child because of depression isn’t something we need special effects to imagine. The Babadook, which is never defeated and just lives in the basement, is tended to by Amelia, a clear metaphor for how grief and depression never actually leave a person. For all the surreal imagery, the biggest problems in this movie have solutions: therapy, medication, a babysitter. Sleep. It’s the challenge of asking for these things as an adult that affect Amelia so much. I recommend “The Babadook” for touching on these taboo fears. Instead of limiting itself to the supernatural, it goes beyond and touches the actual horrors you can find in a real household, or even in yourself. The Babadook never leaves Amelia, sure. But it’s an important moment when the audience realizes that the monsters haunting Amelia and Sam can haunt you too, if you look. That despite how deeply her grief runs and her depression changes her, Amelia isn’t crazy. That if you ever find yourself feeling the way she does, you aren’t either. Drukker is a member of the Class of 2017. MONDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2016 / A&E campustimes.org / PAGE 13 CHANNEL SURFING New Gaga Album Critiques U.S. Politics of Twitter BY JACKIE POWELL “John Wayne” are reminiscent “Joanne.” PATHETIC THAN COOL SPORTS EDITOR of the Wild West. Beck’s ska- But that is exactly it—the GUYS’ SELF-ENFORCED influenced “Dancin’ in Circles” concept behind what “Joanne” BOREDOM AT THE OFFICE Believe it or not, Lady Gaga is an infectious track with a is all about. PARTY. U WENT CORPO- (born Stefani Germanotta), has hook recalling The Fame Mon- Germanotta intends to give RATE- OWN IT & HAVE FUN always been the pop-star who ster’s “Alejandro.” to her world, as the pop star & BE GOOD TO UR PEERS.” gives her audience an insight But, it was American singer- describes this album as an un- What I love most about @LIL- into the life she created for her- songwriter Hillary Lindsey’s derstanding to “believe in INTERNET is that, though his self—one of high profile and influence on break-up ballad something bigger than [you].” BY JEFF HOWARD message can sometimes be scary, high theatricality, which makes “Million Reasons” and celebra- That something is the state of COLUMNIST he doesn’t blame large groups for an entertaining and even tory anthem “Grigio the world around her, plagued of people and he always has an daunting product. Girls” that by injustice, disingenuity, and In today’s column, I talk about overall positive message. @LIL- With her latest work released was the hate. a hot music video producer who INTERNET is frustrated at the this past Friday, “Joanne,” most “Joanne” is the album goes by the Twitter handle @LIL- world, like me, but he doesn’t run named after her late paternal we need not only to INTERNET. This artistic genius to any one politician, nor does he aunt with whom hasten the rest of this has produced music videos for run away from any politician, in Gaga shares a mid- demoralizing year Beyonce, Boys Noize, and Diplo. order to dissolve cognitive disso- dle name, many (and election cycle), Talk about prolific. You can check nance. He lives by the values of viewed this latest but to give us a sense out his music videos on his Tum- kindness and respect. album as her “most of optimism for the fu- blr page, lilinter.net. I’m here to @LILINTERNET puts him- personal,” even deeming it ture. She describes talk about his Twitter, though, in self before the mainstream script, “stripped down” rather than the state of which he shares so many wonder- but the crucial distinction be- the typical descriptors of flam- her country fully fresh insights on the state of tween him and the alt-right is that boyant or controversial. with lyr- the U.S. he doesn’t convert his individual- Some of those assertions are ics like, “I @LILINTERNET has these ism into hatred. In one tweet he accurate, although many fail may not absolutely brilliant tidbits to share revealed how absurd it is that to understand not only this al- be flaw- about some of the bad vibes in alt-right kids will call you a social bum’s merit and purpose, but less, but this country right now. In one of justice warrior (SJW) if you don’t also how it successfully flips the you know I’ve got a my favorite tweets he wrote, “WE support Trump, but if you say you high-profile analysis away from diamond heart.” NEED MAINSTREAM DIS- don’t support Trump and aren’t an the artist, and toward her au- There is a reason why CUSSION RE: TREND OF SJW, the alt-right kids are unable dience. “Joanne” is a record in Gaga juxtaposes songs MASS SHOOTINGS BEING to compute how this is possible. which Gaga laments the ideas in that are pure fun (“Ayo” SYMPTOMATIC OF MASS @LILINTERNET helps me our society she observes, instead and “Dancin’ in Circles”) DEREALIZATION FROM see that maybe navigating this of the common themes that with chord structures THE SIMULATION’S IN- brave new world just takes a new have plagued and invigorated that make the listener CREASING DOMINANCE.” kind of wisdom. Part of this wis- her life. want to stop what they When I read this tweet, I felt dom, as I see it, comes from ac- Her earlier works, namely are doing and cry (“Mil- like “Oh my God this is so true!” knowledging the infinite grey “The Fame” and “The Fame KENEON WILLIAMS / CONTRIBUTING ILLUSTRATOR lion Reasons” and Angel The tweet goes: “WHOEVER areas that exist between polarities Monster,” told of acquiring Down”). Coupled with its CONTROLS THE NARRA- which the media shoves down our notoriety and its perilous out- pleasant surprise on this album. visual aesthetic and its sonic TIVE CONTROLS THE PEO- throat. He also makes me think comes. Additionally, her con- Lindsey forges beautiful palette, this record reminds us PLE.” @LILINTERNET is great that the system is rigged as a big ceptual pieces, “Born This Way” harmonies on every song she of the country we have become, because he’s not just a cultural game against us. But don’t get me and “ARTPOP,” moralized the touched, which makes the urge and the nation Gaga believes we analyst, but he knows how to shut wrong, I’m no Trump support- pertinence of ownership of to sing along almost unbear- can be. down fakes without being hateful er—he’s a total mouth-breather! identity and the artistic creation able. Although the influence of Powell is a member of and mean. I love his tweet goes Howard is a member of one renders into society. Lindsey and Homme perpetu- the Class of 2018. like this: “NOTHINGS MORE the Class of 2017. Although Joanne stems from ated hints of classic country frustrations the star suffered as a melodies, the assistance from child while navigating through Bloodpop (producer of Justin her father’s grievances after los- Bieber’s “Sorry”), allowed for all ing his sister at a premature age, the cuts to maintain contempo- its interior is a heartwarming rary mainstream traces. and heartbreaking album about The diffusion of this son- our country. ic melting pot that erected The visual aesthetic attached “Joanne” is due to the crafts- to this record includes a pink manship of executive producer wide-brimmed hat, coupled Mark Ronson, who I argue sees with vintage guitars, leather, Germanotta and this project as and cowboy boots. These im- a rightful successor to his inter- ages scream classic Americana personal connection with Amy while they, ironically enough, Winehouse on her award win- are being displayed by Gaga, ning “Back to Black.” With the a modern archetype for liberal help of Ronson and company, ideology. it’s still incredibly clear that the On this record, Gaga croons perfectionist in Mother Mon- in the co-written ballad “Angel ster is alive and well. Down” with producer Redone, “Joanne” has something to on Trayvon Martin’s death and offer for everyone, including other cases of racially-charged jazz remnants on “Just Another police brutality. “Hey Girl,” Day,” and pure angst on head- the Florence Welch-–assisted banging arena rock anthem synth masterpiece, and “Come “Diamond Heart.” to Mama” explain the issues New York Times opinion col- we have with listening to and umnist Jon Caramanica finds a supporting one another. The real disadvantage with the fact Welch feature, in particular, ad- that “Joanne” isn’t purely a con- dresses the societal norm that cept album, similar to its pre- pits women against each other, decessors. The cuts to him are while the Kevin Parker–con- “confused” and “concepts [are] ceptualized “Perfect Illusion” in search of a home.” discusses the fallacy that exists It is clear that Caramanica on the internet in maneuvering missed the mark in understand- through our most valued rela- ing Germanotta’s intentions for tionships. her fifth full-length solo album. Aside from Parker and Welch, “So now I’m thinking more the diverse and unexpected col- about what it is I want to say laborations on “Joanne” allow and what I want to leave on for sonic cleanliness and diver- Earth. It’s less an expression sity. Josh Homme’s guitars on of all my pain,” Gaga said of PAGE 14 / campustimes.org SPORTS / MONDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2016 URVB Rallies Late to Win Over Naz on Senior Night BY HASSAN KAMARA of whom were playing their last com- In the same set, Nazareth—rocked CONTRIBUTING WRITER petitive match in the Palestra. by the thunderous rally of the ‘Jack- “It was disappointing that we ets—hitting -.125 (6 kills, 10 errors, It’s set three and the Yellowjackets started off slowly and [made] a lot 32 attacks). are down 2–0 against crosstown ri- of errors to find ourselves two games Set four was more evenly matched, vals the Nazareth Golden Flyers, who down,” coach Ladi Iya said after the with a total of six ties. UR, led by came into the UR Women’s Volley- game. “However, the team showed a Kohler and Ghyzel, raced to a 18–13, ball (URVB) game with recent his- great resiliency in adapting, chang- but Nazareth clawed its way back into tory on their side: since 2012, they ing our sense of urgency and coming the game, timing 24–24. The win- have won all their games versus the back [into the game] to win in five.” ning play came from quick fire kills ’Jackets. The individual set scores of the from Ghyzel and Alaraz Kocak. Nazareth’s record prior to the game match were 21–25, 21–25, 25–14, “The season has been one of the was 18–7; the Jackets stood at 18–9. 26–24, 15–13. Nazareth came out of best in recent years in terms of win- And for a brief moment it looked like the gate swinging, with senior Cady loss record,” Iya said, clearly pleased. business as usual. Messmer and sophomore Carmen She says the current goal of the team Except it wasn’t. Sapp recording 14 and 12 kills for the is to take and treat each game as it The team rallied late on its senior visitors, respectively. Senior Maureen comes. night, beating out Nazareth 3–2. Thayer led the Golden Flyers with 40 “Our current objective is to contin- The Jackets stormed back into the assists and 10 digs. ually focus on process goals and small, game in the third set, hitting .462 (14 “The game started out a little rough, but crucial, individual improvements kills, two errors, 26 attacks). The team and the fact that we lost the first two that will help the team win.” was led by senior Alexandra Gold- sets shows that,” Connor said, add- Connor echoed her coach’s words. man, sophomore Clara Martinez, and ing, “[For] some reason we were not “As a team we have had our ups and freshman Beth Ghyzel, all of whom gelling very well on the court and it downs, but we haven’t let our losses had 11 kills. Senior Aimee Kohler led felt like there wasn’t that same sense define how we play match to match the Jackets with 49 assists, four aces, of urgency to terminate the ball we or even set to set, and I think this last and 14 digs. Senior Nina Baek and know we can bring and have brought game really captured that,” she said. sophomore Courtney Vidovich had in many games this season.” The Yellowjackets’ next game is 11 and 10 digs, respectively. The lead Everything that could go wrong, at Elmira College next Tuesday at 6 was held until the end. went wrong. The team needed to p.m. PHOTO COURTESY OF AARON RAYMOND There was a lot riding on this game, respond, and respond fast. And they Kamara is a member of especially for seniors Kohler, Baek, did so in style—in their masterful the Class of 2017. Senior Aimee Kohler sets the ball to her teammate senior Alexandra Goldman. Goldman, and Meghan Connor, all third set. UR Almunus World Series Droughts Snaped

Takes on NBA’s Kings BY RAHUL UPADHYA seem to have a infallible mix of 3B Javier Baez, 23, has been phenom- CONTRIBUTING WRITER youth and experience. Jon Lester, a enal, hitting three RBIs in the game 32-year-old veteran starting pitcher, five win and hitting an exceptional So far in this chaotic and unpre- has stepped up, as he was the cata- .371 all postseason. dictable 2016 MLB postseason, we lyst behind wins in the first and fifth Despite the success of the LA know the Cleveland Indians and the games. He has continued his consis- Dodgers’ youth in Yasiel Puig (25) Chicago Cubs will be heading to the tent record this season (19–5 with a and Corey Seager (22) this series, World Series. 2.44 ERA and 197 strikeouts) with a players like sophomore outfielder Joc This has been a team led by a sparkling postseason 0.86 ERA. Pederson and veteran 2B Howie Ken- strong rotation and bullpen. Impres- Twenty-six--year-old Kyle Hen- drick have plagued the offense. sive starting pitchers Corey Kluber dricks pitched well, despite losing Los Angeles was depending on an- and Josh Tomlin, for instance, did not to the sure-handed Clayton Ker- other strong performance from ace even have to pitch that many innings, shaw in game two, and reigning Cy Clayton Kershaw. But last night, the as they were backed up by the three- Young Award winner Jake Arrieta has three-time CY Young Award winner headed monster bullpen of Bryan struggled this postseason to a tune never had it, giving up four earned Shaw, Andrew Miller, runs and seven hits in and Cody Allen. fewer than six innings. Allen is the main Kershaw’s lackluster closer, but Andrew playoff narrative seems Miller perhaps played to continue, as his ERA the most integral role in postseason elimina- in this championship tion games rose to a series relieving staff, as troublesome 6.07. This he garnered the ALCS Dodgers offense proved Most Valuable Player to be anemic, as LA award. He took on a struggled with only two fireman spot in the hits against league ERA PHOTO COURTESY OF UR ATHLETICS bullpen, filling in for leader Hendricks and UR Alumnus John Dibartolomeo ‘12 shoots the ball. multiple innings in Chapman. BY JAKE SEHNERT Carolina. most of the wins, even The Cubs achieve their first National CONTRIBUTING WRITER Lawson had an efficient game and notching a clutch save DiBartolomeo rose to the challenge. in game three with a League pennant in over UR basketball graduate John Di- Lawson outweighs DiBartolomeo by depleted pen. a century, especially be- Bartolomeo played against the Sacra- 20 pounds, allowing Lawson to get Miller’s approach hind strong performers mento Kings on Monday, Oct. 10 for inside and defend more easily, but the has always been to fill like starting pitcher Kyle Maccabi Haifa of the Israeli Premier UR graduate stood his ground against any role that helps his LUIS NOVA / ILLUSTRATION EDITOR Hendricks and 3B Kris League. He scored 10 points while the former UNC point guard. team the most, and he has proven to of a 4.91 ERA Bryant, who should lead grabbing five boards, dishing out At UR, DiBartolomeo averaged be an ultimate workhorse. and only 10 strikeouts in two starts. the way in the World Series. In the three assists in an ultimate Haifa loss 17.8–4.6–5.3–2 while earning First Meanwhile, the Indians’ offense And, of course, the flame throwing fall classic, the Cubs look to reverse a to the Kings. Team All-UAA three times and Na- is centered around the 22-year-old Aroldis Chapman anchors the steady 108 year curse against Cleveland. The game truly manifested the dis- tional Player of the Year his senior shortstop, Francisco Lindor. While bullpen. The Indians offense, on the other parity in talent among leagues around year. the rest of the lineup struggled in Much of the youth on this team hand, is too dependent on Francisco the world. Haifa, a decent team in DiBartolomeo has made a name Championship Series, Lindor hit an can be found in the lineup, led by Lindor, and its starting pitching has its league, lost 135-96 to a sub-par for himself playing basketball overseas impressive .368, even going 3 for 4 second-year NL MVP candidate Kris not been as dominant as Chicago’s. Sacramento Kings team that has not following his tremendously successful in game four to propel Cleveland to Bryant, whose .316 average has pro- What will keep the Indians fight- made the playoffs in a decade. It was college career. In the August following its first World Series appearance since pelled the Cubs to lead the Dodgers ing is the ace-like performance from an impressive performance against an his senior year, DiBartolomeo signed 1997. All eyes will be on this stud, as 3–2 in this NLCS. First-baseman bullpen pitchers like Miller and Al- NBA team with a strong inside pres- with CAI Zaragoza, a team in the Liga he has come up through the Indians’ Anthony Rizzo has struggled, but len. But will that be enough to over- ence in Demarcus Cousins and Willie ACB. The Liga ACB is the premier system as a top prospect and is prov- his performance sparked the Cubs come the powerful and consistent Cauley-Stein. DiBartolomeo matched basketball league in Spain which has ing that he can replicate this success at offense in game five. Short stop -Ad Chicago starting lineup? up with point guard Ty Lawson, who produced NBA talent such as Nikola the big-league level. dison Russell, 22, has hit two home Upadhya is a member of played for the University of North SEE DIBARTOLOMEO PAGE 15 Meanwhile, the Chicago Cubs runs in the series at key moments and the Class of 2017. MONDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2016 / SPORTS campustimes.org / PAGE 15 ATHLETE OF THE WEEK Freshman Mulligan Eager to Learn While Displaying Focus BY AUDREY GOLDFARB Are you close with your team- I also think that momentum can run what they did wrong. Everybody has friends and family, while nothing else SPORTS EDITOR mates? through the whole team. great experience on the golf course has suffered. I learned what impact Most of my teammates, yes. When and in the classroom, so I just try to my outside life has on competition. half the team is at a tournament each What is the best piece of advice learn how they balance these. I think it is important to be able to Jack Mulligan, a freshman member week, it is sometimes tricky to get you have ever received? completely step away from the game of the golf team, has been a top contrib- to know the other half of the team. Exerting 100-percent focus on What are your goals for the sea- and enjoy time off. utor this season. He led the team to an Now that we have had two months the moment. When I’m on the golf son? 8th-place finish out of 18 teams on Oct. together, I am getting to know every- course, that should have my full fo- I want the team to make [NCAA Would you rather spend the 4 at the Oglethorpe University Royal one pretty well. cus. The same goes for the classroom. Playoffs] and be competitive when month of August in Florida or Ant- Lakes Invitational, individually tying I shouldn’t let my outside factors dis- we get there. I just need to be im- arctica? for 10th place overall. Previously, Mulli- What strategies do you use to fo- tract me from the task at hand. proving on a daily basis and I can Florida. I like warm weather. Not gan was named UAA Golfer of the Week cus during a competition? help play a role in that team success. fun wearing a lot of layers or just stay- as well as the Liberty League’s Men’s Golf I just try to keep a level attitude. What is your role on the team? ing in the house. I enjoy traveling to Rookie of the Week on Sept. 26. I want to be acting the same if I am Given that the team is very heavy How do you feel you’ve grown as different places, but Antarctica is just playing well or if I am playing badly. in juniors and seniors, I just try to an athlete over the last few years? too cold for me. What has the transition into col- It also helps that our coach is often learn as much as possible. I want to Most important to me has been lege athletics been like? Have you out on the course helping us with learn from what the guys have been the ability to have better balance in Goldfarb is a member of faced any challenges this season? shots so it makes for a good change through and what they did right and my life. I have made more time for the Class of 2019. It has been a quick transition. I was of pace when I can talk to somebody fortunate enough to play on the trav- else about strategy. Overall, I just try eling lineup early, which resulted in to maintain focus by staying relaxed Dibartolomeo Continues Career Abroad being on the road for four weekends and not thinking too much about in a row very early in the school year. results. This meant that it was necessary to al- locate time carefully in order to keep What do you love about golf? up with studies in hotels. A challenge It is nice how there is a team score would definitely be missing out on along with everyone’s individual a lot of opportunities to meet other score. This means I can always direct- freshmen at the start of the year. This ly hold myself accountable for what I makes for an unconventional fresh- am doing right and wrong. It is also man experience. a great way of networking that will extend all through my life. What have you enjoyed about the season so far? Compared to sports like baseball It was nice starting off the season that you’ve played in the past, how and being able to compete against does golf differ as a team sport? a variety of teams from different re- What are team aspects and indi- gions. This allowed us to travel to vidual aspects of the sport? some cool places too. My favorite Golf is different because you have probably was Middlebury, Vermont. to work a lot less as a unit. Some- It was cool playing a course that is in times you don’t see other teammates the mountains. That’s not normal for for the entire round, so that brings in me coming from Chicago. The views the individual aspect. Though there’s were good and it was a nice relaxing definitely a different sense of motiva- change of pace from the city. tion when playing for the team, and PHOTO COURTESY OF UR ATHLETICS John Dibartolomeo ‘12, now playing for the Maccabi Haifa Basketball club, moves the ball against NYU.

LAST WEEK’S SCORES DIBARTOLOMEO FROM PAGE 14 prominent than the Liga ACB in cabi Tel Aviv. Maccabi Tel Aviv is a Mirotic of the Chicago Bulls, Marc Spain, which has pumped out more dominant force in Israel, winning a OCT. 16 Gasol of the Memphis Grizzlies, Luis NBA players in the past. The Premier total of 50 championships and six FIELD HOCKEY VS. ELMIRA COLLEGE– W(4–0) Scola of the Brooklyn Nets, and Tia- League, however, is on the rise. Euro Cups. The League only came MEN’S SOCCER VS. CASE WESTERN RESERVE UNIVERSITY– T(1–1) go Splitter of the Atlanta Hawks—all In 2009, Omri Casspi, former Is- into existence in 1954, so there have WOMEN’S SOCCER VS. CASE WESTERN RESERVE UNIVERSITY– T(1–1) of whom won ACB MVP Awards. raeli Premier League player, became only been 12 years where they haven’t From CAI Zaragoza, DiBartolo- the first Israel-born NBA player. won the championship. This marked OCT. 19 meo was loaned to Palma Air Europa, Ironically, he currently plays for the dominance includes a title-winning VOLLEYBALL VS. NAZARETH COLLEGE– W(3–2) a team in the LEB Plata league. The Sacramento Kings. In the NBA, streak of 23 consecutive years from WOMEN’S SOCCER VS. KEUKA COLLEGE– W(6–1) LEB Plata is the third-best league in Casspi has averaged 9.5 points per 1970-1992. Haifa beat Tel-Aviv 91- Spain. While playing for Palma in game while shooting 37 percent from 56, handing Tel-Aviv its biggest loss OCT. 21 2013-14, DiBartolomeo averaged deep. In addition, Dragan Bender in franchise while limiting the team FIELD HOCKEY @ SKIDMORE COLLEGE– L(1–2) 15.1–3.6–2.3–1.6, helping the team became the highest-drafted player to its fewest scored points in a game MEN’S SWIMMING VS. BRANDEIS UNIVERSITY– W(183–82) earn a promotion to the second-best to come out of the Israeli Premier since the introduction of the 24-sec- WOMEN’S SWIMMING VS. BRANDEIS UNIVERSITY– W(213–62) league in the country, the LEB Oro. League after being selected by the ond shot clock. In July 2015, he signed a three-year Phoenix Suns, fourth overall. Bender DiBartolomeo earned Co-MVP OCT. 22 deal with Maccabi Haifa, switching scored 11 points and grabbed seven honors in the game. He scored 22 FOOTBALL @ UNION COLLEGE– L(15–31) to the Israeli Premier League, after boards in his first preseason game points, shooting lights out (5/7 from MEN’S SOCCER @ VASSAR COLLEGE– L(0–3) Maccabi Haifa bought out his con- with significant minutes against the deep) while grabbing five rebounds tract from Zaragoza. Dallas Mavericks. and dishing two assists. The Israeli Premier League has On Feb. 6, DiBartolomeo led Sehnert is a member of some decent competition, but is less Maccabi Haifa to a win over Mac- the Class of 2019.

THIS WEEK’S SCHEDULE LAST WEEK’S HIGHLIGHTS

OCT. 25 WOMEN’S SOCCER VS. KEUKA COLLEGE WOMEN’S SOCCER VS. RIT– 7PM UR scored a season record of 6 goals against Keuka to earn their third win of the season on Oct 19. Sophomore McKenzie Runyan scored two goals, and freshman Jorie Freitag, junior Paige Gloster, and sophomore Hannah OCT. 28 Wadsworth each had one goal. Runyan and Freitag each had one assist. FIELD HOCKEY VS. SUNY GENESEO– 6PM MEN’S SQUASH AT PRICE-BULLINGTON INVITATIONAL– ALL DAY MEN’S AND WOMEN’S SWIMMING AND DIVING VS. BRANDEIS AND CANISIUS UR had mixed results in the pool at their first meet this weekend, both teams defeating Brandeis by a considerable OCT. 29 margin and falling to Canisius. MEN’S AND WOMEN’S SWIMMING VS. HARTWICK COLLEGE– 1PM Winning events against Brandeis for the women were freshman Caroline Wu-Silvera, Caitlynn Weeden, and Erica Hughes, seniors Alex Veech and Emily Simon, and sophomore Tess Minigell. Finishing top three for UR Women’s WHAT TO WATCH FOR Diving were Senior Danielle Neu, sophomore Gill Gingher, and freshman Paige Hayward.

WOMEN’S SOCCER VS RIT @7PM ON OCT 25TH Sophomores Eric Feirouz and Connor Virgile were double winners for the men against Brandies, and were joined Women’s Soccer will face RIT on Tuesday in Fauver Stadium. UR is cur- by four other sophomore winners: Danny Aronson, Evan Villafranca, Miles Markey, and Elliot Schwinn. Against rently 3–6–5 coming off a win against Keuka, and hopes to improve their Canisius, Elliot Schwinn and Eric Sonheim each won two events for the men. record in the game against their local rival. PAGE 16 / campustimes.org MONDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2016 SPORTS URFH Coach Inspires and Fauver Stadium Press Box Impresses, but Keeps it Humble

Transformed: Before and After BY SCOTT DANIELS team is welcoming and supportive. CONTRIBUTING WRITER Andreatta takes pride in the fact that her team is so accepting of new team- For the past 10 years, the UR Field mates and how quickly the team cre- Hockey (URFH) has ended each sea- ates friendships. son with a winning record. UR has “Even though I’ve only been on the made a postseason showing for the team for a little over two months, I past four years, reaching the NCAA automatically felt welcomed because Elite Eight in 2012 and 2015. Last Wendy is extremely friendly and per- season alone, this team consisted of sonable,” freshman midfielder Maya two All-Americans and, over the past Haigis said. “She has already made 10 years, has consistently received such a large impact on my playing the National abilities and I Field Hockey have learned so Coaches Associ- much from be- ation Academic ing a member of Team Award the team.” (which requires Despite her an average GPA clear success, of 3.2 or bet- Andreatta is ter). humble, too— Along with a one will rarely litany of excep- hear her regard tional athletic her proficient and academic coaching meth- accomplish- ods and influ- ments, another ence.

component PHOTO COURTESEY OF WENDY ANDREATTA “I always of URFH has credit the team,” remained con- Head URFH Coach Wendy Andreatta. she said. “When stant over the we win, they’re past ten years—coach Wendy An- the ones out there doing the work. dreatta. I have found that they work just as Andreatta came to the University hard, and many of them have the in 2007 after coaching Division I same talent as some of the kids I was Field Hockey at both Columbia and coaching at Columbia or Hofstra.” Hofstra University. Her experience Andreatta prefers to acknowledge PHOTOS COURTESY OF UR ATHLETICS in such competitive climates has the team’s reaction to her coaching Above:The Fauver stadium press box before the summer rennovations. translated well into the program at above her coaching itself. Andreatta Below: The newly consructed Press Box/Media Center after the restoration. the UR. may set high expectations for her Although the Yellowjackets are team, but she consistently celebrates a Division III team, the drills and the fact that her team meets and even Bright blue and yellow paint was slapped onto the newly-renovated Fauver Stadium press box on Oct. 12. concepts that she had learned from rises above her expectations every After three months of construction, the over 80-year-old press box received a much needed facelift. Not only her years playing and coaching the day. was the box expanded with more seating for communications, statistics staff and reporters, but a new heating Division I circuit are the same. She “Getting to be out in the field system and floor carpeting were installed. The press box is also equipped with new sealed glass windows and a describes her coaching style as one of with the girls is very meaningful to team film platform where both home and away coaches can view and record contests. high intensity and high expectations. me [...],” she said. “I find it so spe- This method of coaching has cial to be involved in these formative made a difference on and off the field years as their college coach. Having a for many of the players on the team. winning season is certainly icing on Club Boxing Lands a Hit Seniors Callie Fisher and Sayaka the cake.” Abe both hold Andreatta in the high- “I know that it makes the experi- BY SEAN CORCORAN that only go off campus for train- thing like: est regard for her compassion toward ence that much more positive for the CONTRIBUTING WRITER ing and sparring, and others that each player and her dedication to student athletes,” she added, “but go to every single event we have. First half: improving individuals and the team. there is so much more to a college If you talk to any member of a They’re all valuable members to Warmup: Five minutes of jumping “Wendy truly embodies our sport than winning games. The big- club sport here on campus, you’ll us.” rope and stretches school’s motto—Meliora,” senior at- ger picture is always what my focus get a sense for the commitment Callum Breene, a member since tacker Fisher said. is.” and dedication it takes to be an ac- last spring, spoke to the off-campus Three sets of each: Even for the eight incoming fresh- Daniels is a member of tive member. This week, the Cam- logistics of the workouts.”We’re Pushups for 90 seconds men on the team, the climate of the the Class of 2020. pus Times sat down with members not allowed to spar on campus, Jump squats for 90 seconds of the UR Boxing Club—a new which sometimes throws a wrench Arm circles for 90 seconds club that’s taken off quickly since in our training,” he said. “Luckily, Burpees for 90 seconds its inception in 2012. we are able to train at Roc Boxing URFH Conference Diversity makes for a great team on Saturdays, a local gym in the Water, rest dynamic, President Marc Halbrit- City of Rochester.” Four-minute stations: ter said. “We have a lot of people In terms of the structure of the Station 1: Heavy bag work Standings and Polls from different majors, different workouts, Business Manager Ben Station 2: Pad and glove drills walks of life, and different experi- Gleed provided some insight. The Station 3: Weighted shadow box- 2016 LIBERTY LEAGUE 2016 NFHCA DIVISON III ence levels. We all come together workouts focus on cardio and ing for a good workout and some technique, as those are two of the Station 4: Jab-step drills WOMEN’S FIELD HOCKEY COACHES POLL sparring.” most important aspects of boxing CONFERENCE STANDINGS There’s an emphasis on teach- as a sport. These workouts benefit fitness ing and technique at UR Boxing, “Typically, workouts are broken enthusiasts and dedicated boxers School Conf. Overall 1. Messiah 9. Babson whether it’s in workouts or while up into conditioning and tech- alike. Publicity Manager Angel William Smith 5–1 12–4 2. Salisbury 10. Amherst sparring. It’s a point of interest to nique drills,” he said. “We try to Carasquillo encourages any inter- Rochester 4–2 14–3 3. Bowdoin 11. Trinity (Conn.) bring together like-minded ath- incorporate both into every work- ested members to check out on- Vassar 4–2 12–3 4. Tufts 12. Muhlenberg letes, regardless of their varied ex- out, but we focus on one or the campus workouts from 7:30-8:30 periences and backgrounds. other on a given week. We do p.m. Tuesdays and Thursdays in Skidmore 4–2 12–5 5. Middlebury 13. Rochester “We have some members that that to accommodate people that the Leibner Cooper Room of the RPI 2–4 8–7 6. F&M 14. Skidmore show up on campus that are just can only come to one workout a Goergen Athletic Center. St. Lawrence 1–5 5–10 7. New Jersey 15. Alvernia looking for a good workout,” Hal- week.” Corcoran is a member of Union 1–5 4–11 8. Ursinus 16. Kean britter said. “We have members One workout might look some- the Class of 2018.