Features— News— Alfred Star loses to Wilt in mile Claude Jarman Jr., Hollywood star, race at Garden last week. See page 4. to make appearance at Alumni Hall tomorrow evening. FIAT LUX
VOL. XXXVI, NO. 20 TUESDAY, APRIL 4, 1950, ALFRED, NEW YORK Telephone 27-F-12 President Says To Speak [At Assembly Thursday Area Churches 74 Senior Engineers Zeno To Serve Schedule Holy Refreshments Week Services Will Leave April 29 The schedule of joint Holy Week Talk On Pi Will services climaxing with a Easter Sun- Juniors To Make 1000 Mile rise Service was announced here to- Preface Food day for parishioners of seven churches in Alfred, Alfred Station and Almond. Tour To Inspect Glass Plants -Refreshments will be Served" said Participating are the following Leslie Shershoff, senior in Alfred Uni- clelrgymen and laymen: the Rev. Members of the senior class in Ceramic Engineering will leave versity and president or publicity Everett T. Harris, First Alfred Sev- agent for the Zeno Club which is meet- enth Day Baptist Church; the Rev. Friday, April 29, for a one week field trip to acquaint these students ing tonight in Physics Hall in Room Myron K. Sibley, Union University with mjanufacturing operations in plants in New Jersey and Western 20, at 8:15 p.m. "Before we eat," said Church, Alfred; the Rev. Albert N. Shershoff, "John Stull '51, will speak Rogers, Second Seventh Day Baptist Pennsylvania. Beffore the tour, the seniots will go to New York for on 'PI'." Church, Alfred Station; the Rev. Don- a convention of the National American He went on to explain that "PI" ald A. Visscher and Donald Eldred, £>t ^. rrt Ceramic Society. does not mean pie as in apple, berry, Almond Union of Churches; the Rev.VreOrge oieVen J. O The senior engineers, numbering cherry, orange, lemon, lime or Boston, Clifton E. Swearingen, Almond Metho- about 74, will separate into two groups but "PI" as in math. And he stressed dist Church; Theodore Hibbard, West on the trip and will go on separate in clear tones that pie would not be Almond Methodist Church; and Don-Speak At Banquet tours. Dr. Willard Sutton and Clarence served as refreshments. Refreshments ald Sanford of the School of Theology, Merritt will conduct one group, while will be served but the time, date and Alfred University. Tonight For Diesel Geor,ge Kirkendale and Dr. Van Derek content of the menu has not been re- Weekday services will be held at George S. Steven, executive engi- Frechette will be in charge of the vealed by any member of the organiza- 7:34> p.m., as follows: Tuesday—Mr. neer of the Diesel division, Worthing- other. Robert Campbell is directing tion. arrangements for the field trip. Hibbard at Almond Union Churches; ton Pump and Machinery Corp., Buf- In closing his statment about "PI", Wednesday—Rev. Rogers at Almond Juniors in Glass Technology will Shershoff declared that pie would Methodist Church; Thursday—Youth falo, will be the principal speaker to- spend their Easter vacation on a 1000- make good food for thought but that Choir Concert at the Village Church, night at the first annual banquet of mile tour to inspect ten plants lo- the members think before hand; also, Alfred. the Alfred Society of Diesel Techni- cated in New York, Southern New "too many triangles of things like pie Alfred Students attending national Ceramic flower pot con- All pastors will participate in three- cians. The banquet will be held in Jersey and Pennsylvania. only make for confusion in such a ference in Portland, Maine. Mary Jane Grenam '50 (left)' and George hour devotions beginning at noon on the Ag-Tech taLeiena ana lounge, Fred 6incere and earnest minded a group aa The tour, a graduation requirement, Good Friday in the Almond Union of these in Zeno Club, meetings." Worthing '50 (in white dinner jacket) watch Dr. Cecil Grady throw Norton AT, banquet chairman, an- will begin when the students leave Al- pots into Chemigik gorge. Churches. nounced. fred Sunday in a Hornell motor coach. A late bulletin from Physics Hall During the tour they will inspect all The Sunrise service will be held at Russell Wyant AT, past president of last night gave some clues as to what 5:30 a.m., Easter Sunday near the varieties of glass-ware production tech- the Zeno club members will be wiping the Society, will be toastmaster for niques, particularly in optical glass old church on Hartsville Hill. The the affair. off their faces after the meeting. One King Lion Reigns Rev. William J. Semple of Canisteo and fine table-ware. They will also see source predicted Easter candy; choco- Alfred Senator will preach. In case of bad weather Other speakers at the banquet will the production methods involved in late rabbits, jelly beans, and soft, the service will be held in the Alfred include Ag-Tech Director Paul B. Or-silica brick and glass sand. yellow marshmellows chicks. Another Over Alfred; Tops Station church. vis and Daniel F. O'Donnell, diesel As a supplement to class-room in- felt sure that Zeno members would Thinks Himself department chairman. struction, it is expected that this tour least on sap and maple sugar since it The choir service, directed by Mrs. Sixty-Year Record Several leading manufacturers and will help students to choose from the Js still the season for same. Parry Jacob of Alfred, will present the Junior-Intermediate choirs of Al- operators in the Diesel field repre- glass-manufacturing fields which will The most authorative report on That the lion ruled in March 1950 is Cute; Says "Yo" mond, Alfred Station and Alfred chur- sented at the banquet will include: employ them after graduation. The what will be served for refreshments evidenced by Dr. Paul C. Saunders' ches. There will be a rehearsal at 4:30 Bath Power and Light Co., Bath; Elec- students will return from the Pitfc»> at the meeting, however, is the one The Senate meeting lasted only monthly weather report which shows p.m., Thursday followed by a supper tro-Motive division, General Motors. burg area on Saturday, April 15. that lists peppermint theorems, taffy eight minutes last week and it& going that a 60-year record for snowfall was served at 6 o'clock by the Ladies Aid Corp., La Grange Illinois; Erie Rail- compasses, bittersweet slide rules, to be tough to make a full length shattered and the second lowest tem- Society. Mrs. Clarence M. Mitchell of road Co., Diesel division, Hornell; In- chocolate squares, protracters a la story out of that, but we'll try. Alfred heads the supper committee. ternational Harvester Co., Buffalo; mode and cherry ice cubes. Mr. Sher- Harold Cole AT, passed ou the perature was recorded. Sheppard Diesel Engine Co., Inc., Han- Keramos Grand shoff would not verify the last report. minutes. Audrey Riess '51, sent them However, robins arrived in notice- over, Pa.; Sinclair Refining Co., Wells- It is safe to assume, at any rate, that out beforehand an/d then read them able numbers by March 27, the Thursday Class Schedule ville; Worthington Pump and Mach- again. There is no doubt that every- the committee on refreshments is do- weatherman stated. The University has announced the inery Corp., Diesel division, Buffalo ing its best to complete Its work be- one knows what happened at the last and Turbine division, Wellsville. Prexy To Visit meeting. Snowfall totalled 33.8 inches for schedule for classes on Thursday. Ag- fore Mr. Stull ends his lecture on how Tech ten and eleven o'clock classes It is anticipated that approximately the month and it maintained an aver- to determine "PI" to several hundred The newly elected veep wore a la- will be held at eight and nine o'clock. 80 guests, including faculty and ASDT A.U. Tomorrow places. vender sweater and gray skirt. (Soc- age depth of 13 inches on the ground Liberal Arts and Ceramic classes will members, will attend the affair, Nor- Committee chairman, Irwin Miller ial Note, thrown in without charge.) throughout the month, reaching 23 be held as scheduled. ton announced. Grand President of Keramos, Dr. A. *50, who's going to Purdue, said that The meeting was called to order by inches on March 23. I. Andrews, will visit Alfred on Wed- his workers have devoted many hours president Paul Baker '51. The vice- nesday, to address a convocation of The total snow this winter reached to purchasing and preparing the re- president who is also secretary called VAToCompleteBulk April 16 To Begin senior engineers and technologists at freshments. He expressed the hope that the role. Those who were present an- 96.7, inches, 34.2 inches more than 4:30 p.m., Physics Hall. all members of the Zeno Club would the general' average but short of the swered -"here" when their names were Dr. Andrews, head of Ceramic En- make an appearance for the spread. called. Those who were absent, didn't. 104 inches recorded for the same per- Of NSLI Dividend Meetings Of Alumni He also asked that they abstain from gineering at the University of Illinois, One joker answered yo. Of course iod in 1944-45. Four Spring alumni meetings will will discuss "Twenty Questions" con- overindulging in the various cake there is always one joker in the crowd The average temperature was 25.27 eales held recently on campus as this Payments By July be held within the next few weeks. cerning employer-employee relation- who answers "yo" when you call the" degrees, about five degrees below the The bulk of the payment of National The first will be held at Syracuse, ships when graduates take their first tendency toward gastricacidity hinders roll. general average but no reoord. Never- the success of the freshments commit- Service Life Insurance special divi- April 16. Among the Alfredians at- jobs. At a dinner he will talk about theless, March 1950 was the coldest tee of the Zeno Club. No cases have It was much too warm and Thomas dend wil be paid veterans by the end tending will be Dean and Mrs. John fraternity matters with the officers of been reported of these afflictions but Myers '51 closed a window which made since March 1941 with the mercury of June, according to Edwin G. Sayers McMahon and Harold Reid, executive the New York Chapter of Keramos. Mr, Miller felt it necessary to make him a hero to those near it and a vil- dropping to sub-zero marks four times of the Hornell VA Office. secretary of the alumni association. In the evening, Dr. Andrews will ad- the precaution to all mathematicians lian to those at the periphery. during the month. In answer to many inquiries, Mr. On April 22, the capital area alumni dress a special meeting of the entire Chapter. (Continued on page two) Charles Rabiner smoked his wood. The second lowest temperature for Sayers further stated that although will meet at Schenectady with Pres. Some others were doing the same but the 60-year period, 13 below zero, the VA has set no specific date when M. Ellis Drake, Dr. Murray Rice and In 1924, Dr. Andrews was a member from where we sat, you couldn't tell was recorded on March 4 and com-it expects to write "finish" to the 2%Reid attending. of the Alfred faculty for one year, pre- How Noble, Women who. pares favorably with the 19 below billion dollar operation, payments are On April 24, the metropolitan vious to his association with the Uni- registered March 18, 1916. The highest Baker asked that "We try to cut the well ahead of schedule and by July and ceramic alumni will meet versity of Illinois. He became presi temperature during the month was meeting short." We did. it is expected that all but a small per- at New York in conjunction with the dent of the American Ceramic Society Ive Neklyne Swims 56 degrees. centage of the total dividend fund will in 1940 and is the author of books on There were no committee reports. American Ceramic Society. Pres. Precipitation of 4.58 inches was be in the hands of veterans. enamels and on ceramic calculations. Harry Blatt said that APO wanted Drake and Reid will attend. nearly "double the general average of For those veterans who believe er- These books are in use in this college. Kanakadea Channel another week to decide whether APO May 6, the Rochester alumni will as- 2.45 inches. There were 9 clear days, 7 rors have been made in their dividend wanted to sew up the gym curtains or semble with Dean McMahon and Mrs. Crowds of cheering Alfred students part clear days and 15 cloudy days. payments, or who have received no and townspeople watched in suspense not. Several people walked In late. Jean Collin, secretary of the associa- acknowledgement to their original ap- tion attending. this morning as champion Alaskan President Baker called for new busi- plication, Mr. Sayers suggested that Still As Many Jobs swimmer, Iva Neklyne, took a daring ness that can't wait. Crandalls* Open House To they contcat him in the VA Office, plunge into the frigid waters of the Stan Higgins read a Keramos an- Federation Building, Broadway, Hor- Latin Club To Present Play As Last Summer Kanakadea to become the first woman nouncement. Mark Golden Anniversary nell, New York. Every effort will then The Rudens, A Roman Comedy to successfully cross its raging tro- The meeting was adjourned and a- Dr. andJVIrs. Ben R. Crandall be made to straighten out their dif- by Plautus will be performed at rents. bout nine committee meeting were Says Dean Of Men will celebrate their Golden Wed- ficulties. at meeting of the Wee Playhouse With her body heavily greased for held. All business was conducted out ding Anniversary with an Open at 8 p.m., this evening. "There are as many jobs available protection, Miss Neklyne dove into of hearing of Fiat reporters. House 3-5 p.m. and 7:30 to 10 p.m., The French Club will not meet this year as there were, last year," the murky depths at exactly 7:23 a.m., Most of the girls sensed the ending This is the second performance Tuesday, April 11. after all, despite the fact that the so- of the play this year, produced Edward L. Hawthorne, dean of men, followed by reporters and photogra- of the meeting approaching and had said this week. But, he added, "now "We want everybody to attend," cial calendar says It will. by members of Sodalitas Latina. phers in row boats. She arrived at their kerchiefs on so that they could they announced.... "No personal in- is the time to land them." the West bank .safely at 8:57, but re-win the race for the door. vitations will be sent out." Dean Hawthorne advised students, porters were unable to complete the Two members entered just as the whether seeking temporary or per- crossing because of high waves which meeting broke up. They were badly manent jobs, to begin sending in ap- forced the boats to kappa-psi's. Docu- trampled. Hundred Attend Passover Reviewer Praises Jose Limon plications immediately. "By all means mentary films of the event were lost Celebration On Saturday apply for more than one position," when Fiat photographer, Splash 5'3, Gotzmer, Rambert Battle Dean Hawthorne said, "and go after was washed overboard. Before an assembled group of. over To Sky And Into Stratosphere each possibility as if it were the only Miss Neklyne's intentions to make For Pinball Championship a hundred people, the Jewish Passover one." the crossing came as a surprise to all was celebrated in Parish House, Sat- By- John Tagliabue Dick Gotzmer and Bill Rambert urday. Attending were President and A check at the office of William J. except Beverly Callahan '52, WAGB will play off Pinball championship The dances last Tuesday and Wednesday nights on the Alumni swimming manager, who notified re- Mrs. M. Ellis Drake, Dr. and Mrs. Ells- O'Connor, director of admissions, re- of Alfred at 7:15 p.m., Tuesday, Hall stage I think were wonderful. All of them - and Jose Limon's vealed that about half the senior stu- porters early today of the champion's worth Barnard, Professor and Mrs. April 18 at Peck's pavilion. The dents have not settled their future. planned attempt. Melvin Bernstein, Dean and Mrs. H.dancing magnificent, and the choreographic imagination very great. fiinalists, survivors of what once O. Burdick, Dean Elizabeth Geen, The dance poems, all of them, had beauty and power, variety, good "Either they have not sought a posi- When asked how she felt after the was a group of 34 aspirants, will tion." he explained, "or they have so ordeal, the swimmer replied, her eyes Dean and Mrs. S. R. Scholes Sr. and music to help them, beautiful costumes, and excellent dancers to do seek the coveted pinball trophy, Dean and Mrs. Seidlin. far not succeeded in finding any open- filled with mud. "Glub". . Reporters the only one of it's kind in exis- what the four different and exciting ings." than questioned Miss Callahan who tance. Joseph Blonsky, assisted by Harry explained that the champion had con Newman and Sergio Dello Strologo, poems required. There was it seems O'Connor said that only 10 per-cent and still they both have a "meaning"; of the students had definitely obtained sidered crossing the English Channel led the singing of the traditional Heb- to me aways perfect taste and mean- Invention had its meaning (which in but decided to "aspire to higher chal- raic chants. Professor Bernstein ex- ingful expressiveness, order and a rich ..»»»»uw >» meaning ^wmcn in i positionii s and another 15 percent re- Blue Notes To Play t i a Wl a orted t0 lenges." plained the significance of the holiday vitality. fit s hbeauty =!',t^) ffo-r^» i't ^fl^f^M^ifexpressed humaf n 'P graduate schools or otheoi r academies of higher learning. Miss Neklyne entered Alfred last to the group, and the assemblage was The first dance poem (Invention) qualities which cannot be translated fall as an Ag-Tech refrigeration stu- For Spring Formal disbanded after wine was served and was lyrical and without a story. The into words or story any more than a "This report is a little premature," dent in order to become accustomed to The Ag-Tech Women's Spring For- merriment spread. form that was being expressed was Chopin waltz can or a Bach fugue. O'Connor said. "We have yet to inter- the bitter cold of the Kanakadea's mal will be held from 9 p.m., to 1 a.m. never vague or dull or without vivid- The second dance (La Malinche) view all the Senior students. It is- im- •waters. Her future plans are un- Wednesday night in the Ag-Tech Gym. Mike Ninos Calls For Old ness. It had a good swiftness and told the story of the blonde conqueror portant that they begin seeking their certain. The Blue Notes will play for this good change in rhythm and speed. Cortez who comes to Mexico and with jobs right away." semi-formal dance. Clothes For Poor Families None of the dances became tedious, his cross, symbol of his mission, his General co-chairmen of the dance Old clothes which no longer and that is a very rare thing in mod- sword and his manliness, seduces a Dr. Zebulin Perkins are Barbara Phillips and Muriel Burr. compliment a wardrobe may be ern dance where so often the "inten- great Indian princess and causes her Red Cross Drive Committee chairmen are Helen Lon- put to good use, it was announced sity" is of a singular personality and to betray her love for her dark people, Investigates Hands ero. decorations, and Elizabeth Long this week by Mike Ninos, proprie- style - so that the dancing becomes the Indians of her earth. It is a dance and Prudence Neimyer, refreshments. wearing. That was never the case Goes Over Top Dr. Zebulin Parkins, chairman of tor of the University Diner. Ninos that gathers dramatic force and mo- has sent out a plea to students and here. The dancers seemed to dance mentum as it goes along to the climax Ten percent over the $1025 quota the New York State Search and Re- easily and in a way that was a was reported by the Alfred-Alfred Sta- search Board, was one of several from Students To Elect New faculty members to bring all of the princess' death and to her spir- clothes no longer needed to the pleasure for them and us - and not it's return to her people to help them tion Red Cross Drive today in a final this area who attended the February just a twitch and an ordeal. The in- report for the one-week drive con- convention of the Rochester Sports- RFA Governors Today Diner. From there they will be in their struggle for liberation. The dividuality of each dancer did not gestures and symbols of the spiritual ducted March 6-12. men's Association in Cleveland. Ag-Tech and University students sent to Greece to help needy seem dominated over and destroyed were very suggestive, picturesque and "While in Cincinnati. I. with Pro- I and faculty members can vote for the families. W. Harold Reid, chairman, said by the personality of Jose Limon. And meaningful: the seduction with the fessor Geb of Wheaton. attended sev- new RFA Governing Board, Tuesday, $1150.48 had been contributed aad Mr. Limon's personality (whatever cross; the giving of the rose; the put- eral seminars on the subject of left April 4, from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. The "there are still a few campus groups Deans Burdick, Seidlin that may be) did not dominate and ting on and taking nff the heavy queen- to be heard from." handedness and its effect in later life. ! polling booth for Ag-Tech will be the make monotonous his own dancing. He ly skirt that constrains her; the The general conclusion of those at the\ Ag-Tech cafeteria and the University To Attend NEA Confab Breakdown of the total shows that was able to express the unique spirit crossed arms of the subjected Indian; conference was that left handed people will vote in the Union. Dr. H. O. Burdick, dean of liberal of each of his many different roles. Alfred Station contributed $205.25; Al- have certain advantages over and dis- the leaps with her spirit of the vic-fred, $801.60; and Alfred University The candidates are: William Gal- arts, and Dr. Joseph Seidlin, dean of Some people complained that the torious Indian. Jose Limon here, as advantages under people who are not low '51 and Robert Steilen '51, presi- graduate school, will participate in meaning of this first dance was not student, $143.63. left handed. in all the dances- of the evening, dent; Malcolm Claflin '51 and Jean group discussions from April 17 to clear to them, which I think meant created a dance with smoothness and Mrs. Roland Ormsby was Alfred Sta- On Sunday, Dr. Parkins, along with McGraw '52, vice-president; Beverly 19 in Chicago. that the movements' and gestures did tion chairman; Mrs. Jean Collin, or- Mrs. Parkins, and daughter Thomas, dramatic change, not affected, not too Callahan '52 and Nancy Rockmore '53, They will attend meetings of the not have a literal pantomime meaning jerky or too guttural, a dance with ganization chairman; Miss Katherine visited the Detroit zoo to see the secretary; and Gordon Hill '53 andDepartment of Higher Education of for them. We don't expect a Bach fu- much power and unity. Cretekos '51, campus chairman; and Detroit Tigers. Philip Meriam '53, treasurer. the National Education Association. gue or a Chopin waltz to tell a story (Continued on page 2) Clarence M. Mitchell, treasurer. PAGE TWO THE FIAT LUX, ALFRED, NEW YORK TUESDAY, APRIL 4, 1950 Fiat Lux Letters To The Editor ! College Town Freedom of the Press Ruined; Alfred University's Student Newspaper Critical Censor Abolishes Such Words As Fiat, Publiihed every Tuesday of the school year by a ttudent staff. Entered at second- Hold Everything; «ta«« matter October 9, 191S, at the pott office in Alfred, N. Y., under Act of March S, Lonely And I»7». Subscription tt.10 yearly. Sex Here's The Latest Member of the Intercollegiate Newspaper Association of the Middle Atlantic States Dear CENSORED Editor: By Helen Gardner tret*. Represented for national advertising by national Advertising Service, Inc., The census taken this week on the Leonard Stenberg, Eugene Tennies, I On Icy Sidewalks S4« Madison Avenue, New York City, New York. Last week you ran a letter from two Alfred campus showed that the aver- CENSORED females and this week and Udo Treiber. By Matthew Melko age I.Q. is 65. I think the estimate is What IS the matter with people on STAFF one from two males in the same cir- a little high myself. Kan Alpine had a buffet dinner Sun- cumstances. We will settle for either day for all members and honoraries this campus? How many times are we couple. Per Andresen is now reigning as going to allow these things to happen? EDITOR-IN-CHIEF -.... Jeanette Klimajeski '50 king of these Alfred Fools. We have in honor of the following new mem- Yearningly, bers who were initiated. Joseph I Can't something be done? It is higU Two CENSORED Maniacs heard comments to the affect that the j time the administration steps in. The BUSINESS MANAGER William Spangenberg '51 juniors didn't crown him hard enough. Amdur '52, John Carl '51, Robert Ew- ell '53, Bruce Goss '53, Carl Gunung I President and the Board of Trustees Marie Fuller, Kitty Lecakes, Barb '52, David Joseph '53, Carl McMurty i should meet and make definite recom- TUESDAY APRIL 4, 1950 Raving Reporter Arnold, Marion Green, and Carolyn '53, William Nolan '52, Fred Olympia mendations in order that the fiasco By Paul Gignac Flanders all '49 visited Pi this week- '53, James Pappis '53, and Donald ! should not be repeated in the future. end. Dong Case '47 was at Kappa Psi April Fool is past but who is the Quick '53. Honoraries initiated were Perhaps NSA can make some definite Thursday and Friday. biggest fool at last? But, that is not Dr. Kenneth Burdick and Professor recommendations. Motion tne question of the week. In fact there Mr. and Mrs. Ogden visited their Ralph Beals. Pins were presented to But in the meantime, :how can the is no question of the weak because we daughter Betty Lou '52 last week. Mr. Richard Johnson '50, Richard Klusky Sentate and Ag-Tech council sit idly A motion was brought up in The meeting last week that the figureured that the answers would be and Mrs. Drain visited Bev AT, Sun- '50, John Quirk '50 and Clarence Seely by. Is there no succor? Doesn't anyone too serious for the April Fool issue of day. Nobody visited Kappa Nu. '52. care what happens? Surely friends, members seemed to take very lightly. It is a matter brought up every you are not going to sit by and see this fair rag. Wayne Husted '52' escorted a French Twenty members of the Duplicate the fair name of Alfred besmirched by week; each week it is voted on and accepted without giving any mem- Say, by the way, a few of the stray poodle to the Lambda Chi Gay Paree Bridge Club met in Theta Gamma's vacillating or discursive action. males on campus meandered up to Party, Friday night and won a prize. palatial living room for their weekly ber time to consider the full meaning of the motion. It has become THERE IS STILL TIME!!!! It is up Geneseo State Teachers College last Guess what—a carton of Chesterfields. tournament. They were surprised by to you to act before it is too late. such a matter of form that no one even thinks of thinking deeply into Saturday in compliance with the Lend- The French Navy was there. refreshments. the problem. Lease Agreement between Alfred and Ed Gegner was a guest at Omicron -O- Geneseo State Teachers College. In this week - isn't that nice? Also Last evening the Village Board held If this were a new problem, this editorial would not need to be other words, Geneseo supplies the girls George Potter, Dean Wurz, Ed Dick, its monthly meeting at Firemens Hall. written. Novelty always attracts attention and people, shaken from and Alfred the males. If the Female Joyce Killian, and Mrs. Rankin visited Campus Calendar Attending were two undergraduates populace of Alfred will excuse the Lambda Chi this week. We have heard who were there to present their ideas the house mothers on campus have on the subject of icy sidewalks and to their routines momentarily, to give the matter full consideration. comment, Geneseo has a pretty nice TUESDAY bunch of girls and good looking too. been coming in as late as one o'clock. i demand that action be taken. Pre- But tli is is not a new matter—it has become a part of the world's In case Helen Gardner doesn't men- They say they have been playing No Flat Meeting 7 p.m., Ma's siding was Mayor William B. Har- •routine like shoe polish and knives. It is so much an ever-present tion this glamorous affair in her soc- bridge Psi Delta had its spring AT Square Dance Formal g p.m., rison. Present were Robert Place, su- ial column, the decorations were very formal in Rochester, Saturday. It must Yankee Stadium. Only that's Wednes- perintendent of Public Works, and problem that people do not recognize it any longer. nice, the music was fine but there are have been quite a party if they had to day. several townsmen. The minutes bor- Intramural Bored 7:15 p.m., Brick A parallel might be drawn to the problem of dandruff. Not lots of other nice things to do in Gene- go all that way to have it. rowed from the meeting, will be seo too. Miss Cheval, Miss Hester, and Miss Kitchen quoted in part.: Ford ate dinner at Sigma Chi, Sunday. Ski breakers 7:30 p.m., Foster Pond everyone comes in contact with personally yet it is ever there. If you Adv. Rent your cushions for the MAYOR —• Do I hear a motion to ad- Miss Ford ate at the Castle, Tuesday. seats in Alumni Hall at Polatrusnics WEDNESDAY journ? don't have some friend or relative has it—and yet do you think about Some of the Bartlett Boys went up right there on the banks of the roar- Agricultural and Technical Institute to Geneseo to help increase the male FIRST STUDENT — Ahem. it, consider it annoyances, try to do anything about it? Occasionally, ing Kanakadea. We have them in all Women's Jump Formal 8 p.m., Genesee population. We hope they increased it MAYOR — Yes? someone, tries to find a remedy, without sucess. And yet, like the sizes and degrees of softness. AU Women's Club, 8 p.m., North only for the weekend. Pole FIRST STUDENT — There is the poor, dandruff we have always with us. We are running out of hot air so Dick Gotzmer AT, talked Micky Hor- business about the sidewalks, your we will leave you with this little nos '52 into marrying him last week THURSDAY honor. The same thing applies to this question brought up in The meet- thought, "A girl on Pine Hill is worth or was it vice versa? Anyway, you will Bye 10 a.m. MAYOR — Well, you needn't worry two in the Brick." find them in Trailer 18. ing and every other meeting since Robert's Rules of Order were writ- MONDAY, April 18 about them; we'll have them re- When Steve Saunders '50 comes to paired as soon as they are clear ot ten. Dance Review visit them they open the air vent in Hello 8 a. m. ice. the ceiling so he can stand up. A pack Pedagogue's Party Nobody knows "I move the meeting be adjourned." It comes up time and time FIRST STUDENT — Oh, there is ( Continued from page one) of Lucky Strikes and matches won the what time, Berry's. nothing the matter with the side- again. There is never discussion—the motion is like a curse of God— The third dance (The Story of Man- prize at the Delta Sig costume party. TUESDAY walks all business comes to a dead halt, members stop thinking about things kind) was a Civilization Course of a Guess what—it wasn't a carton of kind which made certain important Chesterfields. New York Times 7 p.m., Times of- MAYOR — Oh, that's no problem. and fall back into their paths of every-day living. Anyone who hasthings clear and amusing: that man Nat Lyons '52, celebrated the first fice When we get our pneumatic drills even a thought of something further to bring up, is stifled and meek- throughout his different periods' of day of spring by eating lunch on the No Senate Meeting according to into them, there will be. civilization always has certain basic Castle lawn. A robin munching on a the Social Calendar but maybe tliere SECOND STUDENT — No, your hon- ly follows the crowd. % things - his animal skin which nothing worm kept him company. is anyway. or, we are talking about people fall- ca*i really hide, his fear, his love, and Election Handbook meeting 3 a.m. ing on the sidewalks. Is this democracy? Why should this motion have such power new clothes. Throughout man's dance The Castle elected its administration WEDNESDAY MAYOR — You needn't worry about the rocks which make the cave, the for next year last week. They are: that either. After we put a few holes over all members of all organizations? It is a deplorable condition. castle, and the penthouse are the same, LATIN CLUB MEETING !!!!! 7:15 president, Nancy Stearns; vice-presi- p.m., Latin Quarter in the sidewalks, they'll fall all We challenge some future Aristotle Einstein or George Washington and man with his fears and hunger is dent, Nancy Perrault; secretary, El- right. the same - only the styles and hats THURSDAY to give full attention to this ever-present motion - "I move the meet- len Swinny '53; social chairman, Lou- PLACE (Enthusiastically) — We change. Each style was very different ise Moore; W.S.G., Chickie Ballman; American Pot Makers 7:30 p.m., ing be adjourned!"- and expressed the essential - in the could keep the street lamps off at and senate, Ruth Smith. Craft School night. Then we'd be sure to catch a cave the slowness and the shivering, in Pledges and Initiations FRIDAY few. the penthouse the shaking and the Psi Delta's new members are: Gill jazz. And the transitions from one Bell, Calvin Van Beuscher, Carl Bury, United World Anarchists Midnight, SECOND STUDENT — No, No! I'm Emotion hat to another, from one kind of shak- John Duntz, Richard Fontaine, George Professor Kinnell's Office afraid we aren't making ourselves iag to another, were made with the Fox, George Henry, Butch Herron, Castle, Sigma Chi, Theta Chi spring clear. We aren't talking about the Everyone knows that many emotional disturbances leading to greatest of ease. This whole comedy Pete Keeley, Vincent Montaraso, Allen dances Before 2 a.m., Phi Alpha, Omi- sidewalks themselves, we are talk- (which when the curtain closes finds Phizzmair, Stewart Smith, Fred Rosen- cron and Nova Scotia ing about the ice on the sidewalks. neuroses, psychoses and hypotheses stem from feelings of insecurity us back in the cave again) was ani- PLACE (Offended) — What are you berg, Walt Underborn, William White, SATURDAY in childhood. This week, a drive will start all over the nation which mated by the wonderful pantomine of aand Donald Williams. talking about? We have plenty of Jose Limon and Pauline Koner. What Pi Apple and Omigosh spring and ice on our sidewalks! will effect the next generation of American citizens, their descend- Theta Gamma's new pledges are pledge dances 13 z.m', Bradford the dance which never dragged or re- Frank Arnold, Stuart Campbell, David SECOND STUDENT — (Triumphant- ants and possibly the whole world. peated its jokes revealed too, which Gauvreau, Albert Gove, Bernard Gree, SUNDAY ly) — That's just it, sir, there haa kept it from coldness, which kept it Harry Keefe, William Keers, Walter been too much ice on the sidewalks. Members of the National Foundation for the Maintainance of from being a satire of the hideousness Music hour 4 p.m., Carnegie Hall Kin, Philip Sanger, Paul Schultz, Jer- RFA Forum, G. Rose Lee (dance MAYOR — Too much ice? How can Security Via the Safetly Pin will canvas each and every home in the of beast man, was that this animal in ry Shanks, Marty Shapiro, Jack Spatz, there be ice on the sidewalks in his funny way had a sense of humor, recital) 7:30 p.m., Social Hall country, teaching and passing out literature and samples. Member- April? It should have melted by of love, and a sense of dance. It was now. ship cards will be distributed to those who believe in the aims and from beginning to end very delightful and intelligent. FIRST STUDENT- — Yes, it has now, principles of the organization. Hobbiest Prefers One-Lunger but up until last week, there WAS Many persons have come in contact with the Safety Pin and yet, The last dance (The Mow's Pavane) too much ice on the sidewalks. combines what it seems strange at PLACE — (Musing) Well, it would be how many stopped to think that this little gagdet keeps up a one-pin first to combine the stately and for- To Futuramic Fluid Vehicles pretty expensive, but I suppose we fight against the Law of Gravity? mal court dance, the pavane, and Ot- could get some artificial ice on the hello's passion and anger which if it By Jerry Smith sidewalks. It is important that Alfred students, faculty and townspeople were not for the formality of the dance BOTH STUDENTS — (Shouting! > not miss the point of this drive. In recent years, Scotch tape and the would spill over into rant and run- The mounting- emphasis of automakers upon futuramic shift and But we don't want ice on the side- ning and meaninglessness. But the fluid drive doesn't impress Carroll Burdick. A collector of data on walks! formal structure contains the passion. bobby pin have been plugged by advertisers pushing the Safety Pin MAYOR — Fine! That settles the I Here as in all the other dances, the early automobiles who makes his own models, he is more concerned problem. The ice has melted and into a background position. But—can these new-fangled contraptions movement really developed; it really with chain drive and the great magneto vs battery debate. you didn't want any ice anyhow. I greio; it did not seem mechanical; it -ever take its place in the growing infant's intimate world? The »0-year-old hobbiest owns a life- don't see why you came up here in did not seem as if the dancers were size 1903 Olds, four miniatures and the first place. Meeting Adjourned! Remember the consternation with which you view those pictures doing isolated contraction and release hundreds of advertisements and photo- Infirmary Notes This seems to be an appropriate exercises. Throughout the slow, the on the bearskin rug? Remember your friends' laughter—your enemies graphs of s>uch cars as the extinct time to record a joke which the Edi- very slow development of this passion, No fooling about this, the flu busi- Holsman, Winston, Wayne and Max- tor left in her typewriter. That is as- scornful lears? You feel like joining a monastery. The jungles of sumptuous with Purcell's music and ness; it's a minor epidemic. Don't well. suming that there could ever be art rich costumes, the intensity and for- take any unnecessary chances and if darkest Africa call you to their haven. You walk around with your "I thought I was the only one with appropriate time for this one. mality were sustained. you come down with any respiratory coat collar up, scurry down dark alleys, hesitate when you come to old cars as a hobby," he said, "but I difficulties, take yourself out of circula- "Hello little boy, what are you do- Jose Limon was able to do what found that several others started it tion. ing out at this hour — nothing. I'm corners. WHY ? If only there had been a safety pin around, you could the great artist always does - create about the same time." Mr. Burdick, The unfortunates in the infirmary looking for the Sandman — Sandman? have upheld your dignity. But no, and now within the dust and confusion the who is night telephone operator here this week are Grace Brown AT, Nor- Why? — So he can sand the sidewalks great turn, the spin of color and pas- and a day-time farmer, began his hob- man Ericson '52, John Fasano '52, i fTOm nere to home. — Why sand the This is the sort of feeling the NFMFVSSP is striving to avoid. sion, order, meaning. Where the de- by early in 1948. Marlene Foss AT, John McKenna '51, sidewalks? There's no ice on them any Ready to march this week the flaming banner "What goes up must feat of order and the spirit and hu It all started when he found the Marjorie Mould (a nurse at that) '50, more — There must be, Mommie's mad manity is so prevalent such a staging buggy-style 1903 Olds' in an old barn Edward Pfister '52, Barbara Phillips at Daddy because he slipped into a STAY up," these crusaders plan to jolt the complacent American pop- of wonder and beauty is nothing we on the farm. Formerly it had been AT, Peter Rothchild AT, Barbara Scal- saloon. (Sad Violin- music please, ulace into consciousness of proper place for the safety pin in present- can afford to be ignorant or snobbish the property of Edson Langworthy, lon '53, Alice Stern '50, who was sent Maestro)" about. Otherwise we are blind men now of Andover, and the vehicle had to the Bethesda hospital for appendi- day society. who walk by the juggler with his one cylinder and a chain drive. Last citis, Eleanor Tabb '53, and Herman I Freshman Fish We hope Alfred will respond to this cause. Today's children are magic act, the dancer with his magic licensed in 1908, the 700-pound car poem, and we walk right into con- was capable of 15 miles per hour— By Barry Fliegel tomorrow's citizens. Act now. fusion and dust. after Mr. Burdick had spent $100 for The love life of a wolf isn't always a parts, $8 for a license and ""a good Movie Time Table howling success: In fact, when the Zeno Club many hours of work." Wednesday, April 5—"Intruder In .females' in your pack won't have any- The miniatures, made with consider- thmth i gg t d o wltithh yoyuu u cacann bbee ( Continued from page one) the Dust." Shows at 7 and 9:10. Fea- 1 *° a Locomotion able accuracy and detail are on the ture at 7:43 and 9:53. do s life with me who find extra-curricular enjoyment in whe£'n -go That't the s hoidewa ithat wat sa with me scale of one inch to one foot. They Saturday, April 8—"Challenge to' h * Prowl You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make him drink. the Zeno Club. include a 1903 Ford, 1903 Olds, 1904 issie" and "The Great Dan Patoh » ' through the zoo- would prove a happy We wish to challenge that statement. At the last meeting of the Zeno Club, Reo ("featured first rumble seat"), Show at 7 and last complete show at huntlnS ground for the lonely heart. refreshments were served. It was and 1909 Ford. 8:31. "Dan" at 8:31 and "Lassie" at' In no time at a11 l became friendly First, which horse? It should be some particular horse unless, then that the members decided to Next Mr. Burdick moved to collect- 7:15 and 10:20. I with a cute little trick in a bearskin of course, all horses are alike and than that might hold true although meet at 8:15, tonight in Room 20 of ing photos and ads from magazines Saturday, April 15—"Amber" and coat, and made a date for that night. Physics Hall. No reason was set forth or friends' scrapbooks. One of his "Backfire." Show at 7 and last com- We went strolling, and I never before you would have to prove that all horses are alike which would be for this decision; nevertheless, the photos taken out 1906 shows former plete show at 8:28. "Ambush" at 7 encountered such an affectionate crea- very difficult. Zeno Club always meets there and at State Tax Collector John J. Merrill and 10:17. "Backfire" at 8:46 only. ture. She nearly hugged me to death. the usual time so no member contested and his daughter, Mrs. Ray Wingate, The following night, I was supposed Why lead them? If a horse is thirsty he usually knows enough the movement to meet in Physics Hall. in their new Maxwell. And Mrs. Ed- pointed out. "I'd like to get a photo to have a date with a sultry looking to get some water, if there's water around and if there isn't he won't No movement that this paper ever ward Green of Almond contributed a or ad of each." lioness. You can't trust those damns, heard of was stopped from occuring 1915 file of Review of Reviews maga- The hobbiest also is an encyclopedia though, they're catty. She stood me up go and what's the use of leading him if there isn't any water any- in Physics Hall and the editors do zine. of information on old cars. "The first ; for some big baboon in the next cage, way? V not express opposition to the Zeno "Cars at that time featured the self- automobile was manufactured and After this disappointment I tried Club's movement to meet in the Hall starter which had been invented in sold in the U.S., in 1898 by the Win-1 flirting with a hyena, but she just Why can't you make him drink? Are horses Teetolars? Of of Physics, better known as Physics 1912," Mr. Burdick said. "One ad dis- ton Motor Carriage Company- of laughed at me. I was so mad I was course not! Horses can't write, therefore they can't sign the pledge Hall. Said Mr. Shershoff, "The time played a Model T with 20 horsepower Cleveland," he said. "Cars had been seeing spots before my eyes. They be- and the place of our meeting is im- and a 12-cylinder Packard with 25 made since 1892, but not sold." longed to a lady leopard, but she al- unless of course they have domineering wives who make them toe the portant to all members and I try to horsepower, but the Packard cost five "The chain drive disappeared in ready had a date. have the announcement made public times as much as the T." 1907 or '08 and the magneto lost the I'd always heard that zebra girls mark, despite their own preference. But horses don't have domineer- 1 each week" Thumbing through his thick scrap- battle with the battery in 1915 when were fast company, and the one I tried ing wives and the only person who can make them toe the mark is i Since the editors do not know which book, he can point to advertisements it was proved that the magneto was i certainly proved it by getting rid or the jockey and he makes them toe the mark for an entirely different room of Physics Hall is particularly for the National, DeLuxe (patented too expensive," he stated with the i me in a hurry. She said flatly she did being stressed here, the members are rear axle system, $4750), Knox, Frank- same enthusiasm that modern mecha- I not like my horsing around. reason—both considered immoral, by the way. Drinking and gamb- insructed to find Room 20 on their iln ("This had a wooden frame for a nics discuss overdrive and automatic | When I apporached the kangaroo, ling—two of the world's oldest and most prevalent vices. own. Clues: the smell of refreshments ood many year$ and advertised one shift. she said, "Okay, but where will we get and the smell of Shershoff's cigar. horsepower for every 100 pounds of Further illustrating his lagging in- a baby sitter?" This brings up" still another point—why should we try to make weight."), the Rambler and the Mit- terest in modern transportation, Mr. Out of the desperation I crawled in- them drink in the first place? It seems this sort of thing—complusion chell. And ad for the Stoddard-Dayton Burdick said, "I went to the Buffalo to the reptile house and tried to make Lost And Found says that make was unlike other care auto show this year, but I would just some time with exotic cobra. However, by a higher power—would be unconstitutional. On looking through LOST—One black case in either which "seem to be aching joints re- as soon have gone to a good cattle ' srhe was true to some piccolo player the constitution, we find no mention of compelling horses to do any-Binns or Physics Hall. The insides ieved only by those 'loisy "VKITJCT avtion." from Pakistan, and told me to blow. of mechanical ills and disordered What model car doe.; he drive when I know what you're thinking. That of this case are prevented from rub- 1 thing. bing together a.id wearing out by a make-ups." nr>t gnorttag the 'OS ! "T have a '38 I'm not i very successful wolf. Okay, Either there ought to be a law or this proverb should be striken K and E log log duplex slide rule. More than 2200 different makes of stdan with ciga*. cylinders, a top and but just remember, I can go back and The case belongs to Clarence Seeley. automobiles have been manufactured electric head lights—but I get more take that bear out again anytime I from all children's textbooks. May be returned to the Fiat Office. in the United States," Mr. Burdick fun driving my one-lunger." want to. TUESDAY, APRIL 4, 1950 THE FIAT LUX, ALFRED, NEW YORK PAGE THRE« 16 Year Old Design Transfer Pinball Champs Find 225 Unemployed Persons Wilt Defeats Rodder Gehrmann Is Third Enjoys Making Nervousness Push Plungers Families Depend On Serves Don Rodder of Alfred ran second In If you've ever chanced to come home at 4 a.m., you may have a mile race Saturday. Wilt won Economic reserves, including unemployment insurance, savings, event and Gehrmann placed third. seen a ragged, raw boned youth in a green silk hat skating merrily In Finals Soon and credit, were cited today as the major factors that provided a liv- The race was intended for up the .South Main street Hill. You weren't drunk. Well you may A couple of minor upsets propelled ing for 225 unemployed persons and their families in southwestern sters under 16 years of age, men Dick Gotzmer and Bill Rambert into 70, and for cripples. "When asked how have been, but even if you were sober you weren't being deceived. the finals of the Alfred's first pinball New York during the past year. he got in, Rodder winked and a*» Ramon O'Hara, 16 year old transfer contest Thursday evening, as five sur- In a survey coihpleted by the Uni- swered, 'Politics." from the Panama Canal, a ceramic Pictured Below viving plunger pushers met at Argy- versity Study Area, Professors Henry and Bella, include: (1) no large group Herman Wilt hobbled across tto design senior, does this every night ros'. C. Langer Jr. and Salvatore J. Bella of people moved out of the area into finish line five yards in front of ttm as part of his "systemic decentraliza- fiaying the "Double Shuffle" found that unemployed in the area other areas in an attempt to find work, imposter from Alfred in the electri- tion" program, initiated several years iiiitciune, HauiDert vanquisneu Al of 74,000 persons have been able to (2) there is some indication that di- fying time of 6:48.3. No man has emr ago as an experiment in cultivating jviictpp in me (juarterniuug auu then provide for immediate emergencies. versified industry does not necessarily covered eight furlongs so fast befotn, nervous tension. weiu-ou to up enu ju.cn. iveinper, tne They warned, however, that "at the mean job stability — the 225 persons on crutches. Easily recognized by his toothless tournaments omy surviving iacuily moment the reserves are rapidly be- sxudi • dworked for 82 firms; and (3) Algernon Gehrmann, known for hw grin and blue eye, Ramon has achieved nieiuoer in a higii sCurmg game, ijottt- ing used up and the temporary support without unemployment insiirance, speedy finishes, might have won tto a goal which few can match. "I don't mei, a eonveiietl Ag-'iecner tirom they are giving will disappear unless there would have been widespread suf- race. He was moving up on the leadens give a damn," is his motto and he iviun, in me evening a opeumg con- other adjustments are made." fering, a greater burden on relief and on the final lap. However, he lost con- sticks faithfully to this creed. test., shaueu Bruce laiqumo in a low Of the 225 persons studied, all lost welfare agencies, and less activity for trol of his wheel chair on the ho "Last week I bored a hole through aeons coutebt. jobs a year ago. Since then 36 per the businessmen of the community. turn. my dormitory bedroom floor, and iiauiueit, an Ag-Tech student from cent have been rehired; GO per cent turned the fire hose on the room below. i iieui ua.mma, nau IU piay uis Dest are still looking for permanent work, Caused $200 worth of damage," he w octlL xvempei, anu tlli 3,t>7U,UtMJ although some have had temporary added smiling with pride as he cut score was nigu lor uie evening. Tne jobs during the year; and four per the leg off a live chicken which hap- manager 01 tne uormuories turned in cent have left the labor market due D. C. PECK'S pened to be hanging from his reading ,tniee goou games, uut nis besi score to age, health, marriage, or retire- lamp. was Z,IZV,W\J. " it was a tougn lignt, ment. You wouldn't think that the agres- Mom, uut i lost," he said, as nis last Fifty per cent of thos« finding new BILLIARDS sive red head would be admired by his utui hu tue pit. jobs1 were Teemployed at the same fellow students. He isn't. "Everybody Tarquino, wlio like Kemper, had wage rate, 35 per cent at less pay, hates me," he sneered. "But I'm not ueen leu not in the quarter niiais, had and 15 per cent for more money then Candy — Tobacco — Magazines really obnoxious by nature. I had to a Dad night, .tie laiiea to Drean a mil- they had previously earned. Of the 51 practice." iion anu Gotzmer, although he tilted women in the group 53 per cent have Never a brilliant student, O'Hara twice, way aDie to win witn i.,31u,UU0 obtained jobs; only 30 per cent of the Sealtest Ice Cream manages to stay in school because his in his oiner game-. 174 men have been able to find steady uncle is a millionaire. "Every time employment. they want to throw me out," he «~- In the quarter finals, Rambert's 1,- laughed, "Uncle Fenimore threatens to 6=90,OOw topped Knapp's l,220,
Friday, Mar. 31 thru Tues, April 4th Ginger Rogers - Dennis Morgan "PERFECT STRANGERS" 'ness Wed. Apr. 5th thru Frl. April 7th Orson Wells "BLACK MAGIC" Yes,Camels areSOMILDlhat in a coast-to-coasr Wm. Lundigan OW ONLY test of hundreds of men and women who smoked Camels—and only Camels —for 30 consecutive days, "FOLLOW ME QUIETLY" • PROVED ICONOMYI Saturday, April 8th for 7 Days noted throat specialists, making weekly examina- • LUXURY INTERIORS I $ 13 tions, reported Walt Disney's Technicolor • HIGH-COMPRESSION , 1541 "CINDERELLA" PERFORMANCE! NOT ONE SINGLE CASE Thursday, April 13th • MIRACLE R'' OF THROAT IRRITATION Betty Grable, Victor Mature and Phil Harris and Band—Technicolor BUTTON & WHEATON doe to smoking CAMELS! Musical "WABASH AVENUE" 15 Church Street Alfred, New York PAGE FOUR THE FIAT LUX, ALFRED, NEW YORK TUESDAY, APRIL 4, 1950 Intramural Sports Frosh, Varsity Track Teams To Tackle Sports Sidelights Volleyball Won By Norman Schoenfeld DiMaggio Signs According to figures released by In- By Don Rosser tramural Director Mike Greene, ap- Ithaca In First Outdoor Meet April 22 By Lambda Chi proximately ninety per cent of the With A. U. Nine The track teams, both freshman aud varsity, will compete in their Red Smith and men on campus take part in some Arthur did coU form of Intramural athletics. In view first outdoor meet of the season against Itlyica on Saturday, April ' I • umna on the hor- For Second Year of this fact we are turning over this With Stengel Managing 22, the first weekend after resumption of classes. This is an away ses last week. space to news, comments, and side- Therefore we don't Lambda Chi became volleyball lights about Alfred's Intramural Pro- National Game Returns meet. feel too guilty in champions for the second consecutive gram. Last year the Saxons beat Ithaca disregarding the year by defeating Kappa Psi, two The governing body of this program before a large turnout at Terra Cotta interdict laid down games to one in the final match, last is the Men's Intramural Atheltic Asso- Schedule 9 Games Field. The meet was decided by the by the leaders of Tuesday night. Kappa Psi had de- ciation, which will be referred to as Tennis Men Setlast event of the afternoon, the lour- the local gambling feated Burdick Hall and Delta Sig in the M.I.A.A. The M.I.A.A. is- made up lap relay. ring forbidding the semi-finals the night before. of a representative from each of the | Sigma Chi Cellar Involved The team this year is stronger in publicity in this In the finals, the first of the three permanent member organizations and To Play Pancho track events and weaker in the field, game set was nip and tuck most of the Intramural Director. Every fra- In Important Transaction indicating another close contest. Our two (ha ha) colleagues re- the way but Lambda Chi managed to ternity on campus fs a permanent Baseball is! back. Director of Ath- The following weekend, April 28 and the three-year-old situation, bunch a few quick points at the end member but any organization may ap-letics, James A. McVane has made ar- On West Coast 29, a car-full of men will travel to slating about the leading candi- j to win 15-10. After the next game see- ply for membership; the only stipu- rangements to reinstate America's The Saxon Tennis Team is busily Philadelphia for the Penn Relays. for the Kentucky Derby. On the sawed its way to the 13-13 mark, Kap- lation or limitation is that the organi- national game at Alfred. engaged in preparing for the transcon- Dick Robinson, Per Andresen, Bill ftoaas of their performances as two- pa Psi pushed over the winning two zation must have a permanent location Most startling development of the tinental tour. For the past three weeks Cordes, Don Rosser, and John Morgan ]» olds, we think Hill Prince and points to the match. In the rubber or residence, so that they will be able week was the acquistion of Joe Di- they have been practicing on the in- are in training now for the quarter Middleground are beat bets in the clas- match Lambda Chi grabbed an early to be contacted at all times- and will maggio to play center field for the door courts in the Hornell Armory. mile and four of these men will make but as both are as yet untried this lead and never relinquished it, going not dissolve upon graduation of one team. Joe was obtained last week in up the mile relay which will compete we are not ready to name our Coach Jay McWilliams, Bill Tilden's on to take the game 15-6. or two key members. An organization a direct trade with the New York teacher, is busy getting Louis Dajoie, in three races during the two-day re- Derby choice. After the two Experi- such as the Cast-Offs, for example, Yankees. mental Handicaps at Jamaica in the Semi-final play pitted Burdick Hall ready for the trip and also for the lay carnival. against Kappa Psi and the winner would not be eligible, therefore, be- Dale Thompson was the bait dangled National Lawn Tennis Amateur The varsity schedule thereafter is: sect two weeks, the first at six fur- cause there is no evidence to believe IO»K&, the second at 1 1/16 miles, we against Delta Sig. In these matches in front of Casey Stengel's schnozola Championships which takes place in May G, Cortland at Alfred; May 12-13, the Kappa Psi men took Burdick in they would still be in existence as a at the secret sessions held in the Sig- Forest Hills each year. Dajoie is the tout the "winner" to any and all team five years from now. On the Middle Atlantics at University of Dela- • ask our advice - and pay the fee. two straight and then did the same to ma Chi basement during the past last man'to have beaten Pancho Gon- jware, Newark Dela.; May 20, R.P.I. Delta Sig. other hand a group such as Ellis Man- seven days. Dale was dangling by the zales in amateur competition. Dave 1*8 the rusih, anyway? The Derby or which has a permanent residence, Invitation Meet at Troy; May 26-27, Urn still a month off. neck from the ceiling. Stengel wasn't Flammer seeded sixth in the nation IC4As at Randalls Island, N.Y.C. could enter every sport for many satisfied with just Thompson, how- and also Dajoie's doubles partner, a- stable mate, and Miche, no relation. years by handling down management long with Tom Mitchell, seeded fourth, After Ithaca, the frosh schedule 'What we want to do today is write Ponder is a horse of known repute. ever. He demanded either a cash a Derby winner of the recent of the team to new men each year. settlement or another player. Casey are also hard at work preparing for reads: April 29, Colgate at Hamilton; He won the Kentucky Derby last May; these two events. May 6, Cortland at Alfred; May 13, Hie winner of racing's Triple he's beaten Coaltown. Ponder ran first After application to the Associa- was in the market for "Muscles" Mit- n in '48: Citation. chell, Lassie, or $5000. Middle Atlantics at Delaware; May in the San Antonio Handicap at a tion, the group goes through a one The trip will take two weeks and 20 R.P.I. Invitational Relay at Troy. Now here's a glamour horse. He mile and an eighth on Feb. 11, Citation year pledgeship, during which they The deadlock was broken Saturday the iv-^m will meet such tennis powers one race as. a two-year-old and second, and Noor third. Miche, an attend meetings but do not vote. Dur- night and at the same moment, so was as Wil.iam and Mary, Du4te Univer- mme. other early in his third year. He second barrell of root-beer by the Charles Biddleman is still looking Argentine-bred mediocre stakes horse, ing this time they must compete in all sity, the Universities of iiorida and for a date. He'd prefer a woman. •mtmt on to win the Derby, the Preak- outsprinted the champ at six furlongs three major sports. At the end of the girls upstairs, at a party celebrating Miami/ before swinging iriv.o the mid- the Belmont Stakes against hor- on Jan. 26. In this race Citation was one year period, they are voted on for the secret meeting in the cellar. Mc- west. There they will meet Baylor, ot the same age, and the Interna- off to a bad start. The purse was small membership, by the other permanent Vane and Stengel reached a compro- Texas, and S.M.U. The Courtmen will Gold Cup Race, among others, and the race was intended only as members. mise. Besides Thompson, Stengel was then fly to the West Coast to meet st older thoroughbreds. He beat preparation for the big stakes races to At present there are eight members to get another player, Cora Mills, and Southern California, California, and FOR ALL KINDS OF •everything in sight that didn't use follow, the San Antonio, etc. Jockey and one pledge. The members are the thirteen cents, root-beer money. U.C.L.A. They will fly back to Alfred propellers. And then what happened? Steve Brooks, consequently, did not eight fraternities and the pledge is Thompson when introduced to Cora, stopping off at Liar, Michigan to Tall- INSURANCE Be popped an osselet - in the Tanforan punish the horse. Neither purse nor Ellis Manor. The President of M.I.A.A. said he would be glad to play ball with story College in what will probably de- SHaJtdicap (which he won, incidental- prestige were worth the risk to the for this year is Floyd English '50, her. cide the mythical Mythical Tennis By)
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