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i'../ N; /--I/,'HEiBREEZE // ™ 7Mt/ narrows Junior Hunter Hanger, one ot three coach list c;indi(l.iit's for stud* nt represents tive to the to six Board of Visitors spciks at BY DREW WILSON Tui'sd.iv s senior writer forum about his plat The list of candidates for the form. SGA men's basketball head coaching elections position is down to six as of are being Wednesday afternoon, according held today to Athletic Director Jeff Bourne. online and Bourne said the list will be fur- at several ther narrowed down by the end of places this week or by the beginning of around next week, and he then will give campus. his recommendations to JMU President Linwood Rose. '■4&££&i(£&Xii£' "We would like to make an offer and hire a head coach before the Final Hour/' Bourne said. The Final Four begins Saturday, April 3, in San Antonio, Texas. Bourne said his initial list ot potential coaches contained 20 candidates. He said more than 20 applied, but only 20 were on his actiw list Two candidates — Matt Doherty and Larry Hunter — are thought to be at the top of the list. A source said Wednesday that Doherty will be interviewing SGA elections today with IMU today. Bourne was unavailable for comment late Wednesday evening. Candidates speak of platforms; parking, communication, safety among concerns Doherty coached at the University of North Carolina H(, i C . V"" m" student-,"'1'"1 tv and unification ^*^N\//^\TCl "Person to-pcrson relation- three years before resigning last tmtrihuliiig " i i bodv president are junior year. He led North Carolina to a torn ' ulligan, sophomore ships are important,' he said. 53-43 record, but failed to reach the With majoi elections bv'mn Milo 11 : sophomore [unioi |ohn Alexander NCAA Tournament in two of his held lodav, • the Student Golden and sophomore Alston three seasons. He also coached at Government \ssociation coi M the fi n um i ulligan said, Gabriel Ii Wilkins are running the University of Notre Dame for ducted •> candidate forum i Idress prob for \ ice president • >! ndmirus- one season prior to taking the i affairs North Carolina job, and he was c ullij n said he would address parking issues by ci named the 2001 Coach of the Year. Students chiel ol SGA Web ^e tgaJr Hunter is in his second season ,nul senators campus safetj and studenl i i commiitel pass foi as the assistant coach at North gathered in MT\ ii es .is top priorities I his , i in in II II in;', after J p.m .mil stag- Carolina State University. The fl* I allege i- our home and our. ommuni gi i i lass tunes between easl and Wolfpack was knocked out of the t enter Highlands mom l" hear i\. and ue ha\e I iighl to feel wesl campuses As president of NCAA Tournament Sunday. Prior I larmonv, I Ml - (jay, lesbian, most ol the • andidates running he said ovolabte at warren 1 to N.C. State, Hunter was the head in tixl.n 's ill. lion speak I hvyei sail i l "I his bisexual, and Iransgcndered coach at Ohio University t*>r 12 the si i \ Ex« uti\ i i i ountabilit) club, Golden added thai he seasons, compiling a 204-148 t ouncil positions, the candidate and accessibility' ol the studenl would "keep minorit) and |Zane Showkei Hal he record. However, Hunter was must receive 50 pen enl ol the bod) president to students He diversit) issues .il the forcfronl fired by Ohio in March 2001. |ni universitv business)." student vote li tin \ do nol added thai ' m funding ol tl»' to S p.m. Voting b open to Larry Eustachy, who was the quota, there will be another il and "mat Wilkins also made parking .1 thought to be one of the six tfon held between tin- top ing evi thai they are . ampaign issue, and said that candidates on Bourne's list, indidates \pril I part "i oui i ommunitv ' are N ital she would open studenl park undergraduate itudenh. will be named the head coach Student bod} president, v ice platform positions ing iii .ill lots b\ n p in II instead "l the current staggered at the University of Southern president "I academii ail rent Sophomore Including graduating ienlori. Mississippi at a press confer- \ it i- president ol student affairs i lass < oum il presidi i times ol 7 and H p m ence Thursday. itivt treasurer are the he would fix us on the fiv« lee) Wilkm- added tti.u she »ill itions u ithin the I xecutive points ot , ommunitv sen i< e w COACH, page 5 i ouncil. lr i in ship, <-itm .in.HI. \ isibili- Off-campus students express qualms with NTC Student said NTC falls short of its matically Among the accusa- "I think the worst thing By KRISTKN DYSOM -66 piuuilfg lions from students was about NTC Ls that they're a contributing writer NTC provides ethemel, NTC's unreliability in its monopoly; we have no other [Students] have wins on Despite some problems, cable television and local/long service, its domination over choice in Internet providers,' alternative choices to JMU's largest telephone, cable distance phone service to about the Harrisonburg area and sophomore Jennie Reed said. and Internet server works to 7,000 customers in the poor customer service. "ITwrefore, we must bite OBI service, but it won't be 'Regis keep students connected. Harrisonburg area. The compa- 'There's not another uni- tongues and pay whatever The Network, Telephone ny was established in 1998 in versity in this country with 85 rate they charge." as cheap or as fast and and Cable Communications response to student property percent of the (off-campus) stu- Beam said, "We do [have it won't be connected to and Kelly' Web site at www.ntc-com.com owners recognizing the need dents having ethemet," said 1 monopoly on service] in a states that customers will tor students to have faster and Daniel Beam, president and sense. [Students] have alter- the JMU network. BY TONI DUNCAN "receive the same benefits of easier Internet access- founder of NTC. native choices to service, but news editor on-campus services in the Since the company's As a result of this 85 percent, it won't be as cheap or as fast — Daniel Beam comfort of their own off-cam- founding, the number of stu- some students feel this creates a and it won't be connected to NTC president, founder A JMU graduate student pus apartment. dent complaints about its monopoly when it comes to won a trip to Mexico yesterday However, some students services has increased dra- NTC's lack of competition tee NTC, page 5 99 — after correctly answering a trivia question on the "Live with Regis and Kelly" television show. 1 Chris Taibell said the show ■;hun YZ-i-iU. MO was holding a travel trivia game Thursday. March 25 to Bluestone receives Gold Crown and he entered to be a contestant through the Internet. He received Thursday. April 1. 2004 Award given to yearbook for third consecutive year a call yesterday at 7:50 am. from a university publication can There are many aspects of one of the "Regis and Kelly" BY TONI DUNCAN receive," said sophomore the yearbook that were show's staff saying he was cho- news editor Kerri Deputy, Bluestone sec- judged before it could receive sen to be a phone-in contestant. JMU's yearbook won top tion editor for the 2OO2-'03 a Gold Crown Award. He agreed to participate honors for its 2002-03 yearbook and copy chief of "The Bluestone stands and received another call Bluestone at the College Media ir's Bluestone. 'To be out because it has shown around 9 a.m. Advisers Spring National DM of only three books that consistent excellence in the Tarbell was asked the ques- Mtili.i Convention in New are Gold Crown quality in areas of design, coverage tion, "Name one of the two York c ily last week. the nation is amazing." and theme," said senior movies that Tom Hanks made Ilu Bluestone won the Senior Jessica Taylor, copy (,111,1 Indellicate, class sec- with Steven Spielberg?" (oliegiate Gold Crown director of the ' 2002-'03 tion editor of the winning He answered "Catch Me If Award from the Columbia Bluestone. said she was pleased yearbook and editor in You Can" and, as a result, won Schototfc Press Association, and surprised with the award chief of this year's ,i trip to Pueblo Bonito Emerald which was awarded to two and that it is great to be recog- Hhtntmw "Our book con- Bay Resort in Mazatlan, i.Ilu i yearbook*. This is the nized for a project the staff tinues to show a traditional Mexico, valued at $5,000. third consecutive Gold completed a year ago. and classy look in our edi- "I hope to go after gradua- Crown Award the Bluestone It's been so long; it's ttrl tions, so this is expected of tion (to Mexico],'' Tarbell said. has earned. inil.'lv a form of delayed us and has made a n.inu loi "I'll probably bring my wife. The Gold Crown Award is gratification, but also very the Bluestone among the KI WNMAOVBHiMm,mnt "the most prestigious award exciting," she added. yearbook media." see WIN. page 5
■ ■» i* ■■ 2 I THE BREEZE I THURSDAY, MARCH 25. 2004 TABLE OF DUKE DAYS Events Calendar THURSDAY. MARCH 18 - SUNDAY. MARCH 21. 2004 POLICE LOG BN LAUREN MCKAY NEWS Thursday, March 25 Friday, March 26 police log reporter AST raise AIDS awareness 3 l in- Student E mploymM i Met is having a Student The Department ol Philosophy and Religion Cnll.K|uium Students urged to embrace lite 3 Non-student Andrew A. Employment I aii in the i okaae Center Grand BaJboom from present Ray Rennard, visiting assistant professor ol philoto Glendye. 32, of Broadway was ID .i in to 2 p.m. On-ampm and tool pff-fenym upioyati thy at JMU, in his presentation ol Attitude Ascription OPINION arrested and charged with pos- MriO be there to recruit. Rot more Information contact Rachel elevanceand the Vehicles of thought' in Keerell Hall, room House editorial 7 I iii.l,-ii .it idl-6392 G9, from 3 to 5 p.m. A discussion session will follow tin- pn-s session of methamphetamine in Darts & pats 7 ent.ition. R1 Lot March 19. House cartoon 7 Campus \—.mil Respond a handing nut :.i»»i ttickaa that r.-.i.i • I in4|\ll women mil be the victim of rapt or From the wire 7 The Bridgewater Home Auxiliary is having a benefit spring In other matters, campus police attempted rap,- by the time she graduates" on the commons Campus spotlight 8 supper featuring a choice of roast beef or country ham sand- report the following: all week it tin- CARE table. Wear your sticker today to make wich with baked beans, cole slaw and a cupcake in the I l.mii Letters to the editor 8 students aware ol the assault's that occur on campus. Community Center from 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. The suggested Threats/lnllmldatloiV minimum donation for each meal is S6. Proceeds benefit the LEISURE JMU Freethinkers present "Uncovered: The Whole Truth Employee Scholarship Fund. Following the supper will be a Harassment About tin- Iraq War. sponsored by twwKmowon.org and Just Crossword 10 concert by the Rockingham Male Chorus in I ant/ Chapel A JMU student reported being Voices Irom Eastern Mennonitc University in the Health and ihreatened. intimidated and Horoscopes 10 at 7 p.m. Human Services Building, room 1302. at 7 p.m For more harassed in Potomac Hall information e-mail imufreethhtkersQifahoo.com. Peter Gillquist, a profestant minister who converted to March 20 at 4:30 a.m. FOCUS Orthodoxy, will be speaking on "Finding a New Testament t hie AKiJ. a former (lap sweatshop worker will be giving a Poker pandemonium 11 Church" in the Health and Human Services Building, room Property Damage presentation entitled, "Sweatshops and the Global Economy" 1302, at 7 p.m. STYLE in Taylor Hall, room 305. at 7 p.m. Abad will speak from his A dumpster behind Hanson Hall "Betty's Summer Vacation" 13 personal experience about inhumane conditions in garment The school of theatre and dance presents the Contemporary m R7 Lot was smoking and its Reel reflections t,i. torn- around the world This is a Wellness Passport event. Dance Ensemble in concert in Latimer-Shaeffer Theatre in contents on fire March 21 at "Starsky S Hutch" 13 For mon- info e-mail Nadine Fonyi Wu at uruttf. Duke Hall at 8 p.m. Tickets are $8 for the general public and 5 26am Cabaret show review 13 $6 for senior citizens, children and (AC card holders. For tick- The school of theatre and dance presents the Contemporary et information call the Wilson Hall Box Office at xft-7000. Contemporary dance Dance Ensemble in concert in 1-atimer-Shaeffer Theatre in Destruction of Property The front security glass of a ensemble preview 13 I Nike I [all it 8 p m. Tickets arc S8 for the general public and Saturday, March 27 eniof . in/, ns, children and (AC card holders. For tick- vending machine was shattered March Mallet Madness review 15 The school of theatre and dance present the Contemporary et information call the Wilson Hall Bo* Office at «8-7000. Dance Hnsemble in concert in I^timer-Shaeffer Theatre in in the breezeway of Wilson Hall Comedian review 15 Duke Hall at 8 p.m. Tickets are $8 for the general public and between March 20 and 21. All things literary 16 $6 for senior citizens, children and [AC card holders. For tick- et information call the Wilson Hall Box Office at x8-7(XX). Number of drunk in public SPORTS Submitting events to the charges since Aug. 25: 68 NCAA madness continues 17 Di K. DAYS Events Calendar to be pi Leatherwood pitching strong 17
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Dr. John Glick will give the keynote address at 9 a.m. benefit concerts in IS AT, room 159. The sisters of Alpha close friends that have The title for the address is Sigma Tau sorority finished discussed wanting to "The Healing of Humor and up their philanthropy week get tested for or look the Humor of Healing." Tuesday, raising both further into the preven- Glick is a member of awareness and money for tion of the HIV epidem- physician comedy team the Valley ATDS Network. ic because of the aware- Click and Phillips. The team AST was on the com- ness that AST has travels the world with the mons last week, providing brought about during Gesundheit! Institute to use students with informatkxi the week," Cary said. humor to help heal. on AIDS. The Health Center The four workshops will One of AST's largest offers HIV testing through- focus on using humor to events was its annual out the semester Tuesdays assist in healing people. AIDS 5K Run/Walk. from 1 to 4 pm For infor- "[This] is an event that mation, contact the Health MM offers scholarship allows for easy participa- Center at x8-6178. III —Mm of student tion of not oniy JMU stu- With all the proceeds of dents and faculty, but for AST's philanthropy week The Student Government the surrounding commu- going to the Valley AIDS Association is accepting nity as well," said junior Network, funds raised applications for its Matthew Michelle Cary, AST phi- will help Rockingham lie Montgomery "Danville" lanthropy chair County residents living Memorial Scholarship. In addition to the with HTV and AIDS. The scholarship is open to ■un/walk, there were raffle The Valley AIDS all JMU students. Scholarship prizes after the completkm Network "provides case applications will be accepted of the 5K. Pargos, Red management, emotional through April 12. Lobster and Spotswood support, counseling, The winning essay will Country Club donated emergency financial receive $1,500. prizes for the event. .issuance, educational For more information, AST also co-sponsored presentations, transporta- visit the SGA Web site at two shows and donated the tion, child-care assistance sga.jmu.edu. precedes to the Valley and grocery shopping," AIDS Network. A Cabaret to those in need, m Award to be given Show was held Sunday ing to wwwJutMhtyt- and an AIDS benefit con- ltins.virginia.edu/internet/ti far faculty research ceit was held Tuesday. ealth-eductition The University Health The Valley AIDS The Edna T. Shaeffer \\n I'M"! RSON/v*i<» plwlKViip^to Center also offered free Network is open Monday Humanist Award will be pre- JMU students and Harrtsonburg residents embark on the annual AIDS SK Run/Walk Saturday. The HIV testing Monday. through Friday from 10 sented to its winners Thursday, "It truly amazed me a.m. to 4 p.m. For more March 25, at 4 pm. in Taylor event, part of a week-long program designed to Increase AIDS awareness, was sponsored by the sis- ters of Alpha Sigma Tau sorority. Precedes from the run/walk and benefit concerts went to the at the number of our information call 564-1448. Hall, room 402 Valley AIDS Network, a group that provides support to Rocklngham County residents living with HIV. peers and especially — compiled from slof/reports The award is given to fac- ulty depending on merits or proposals submitted. The fac- ulty receive $4,000 to use on scholarly topics in the human- Illuminating art ities that are conducted over Students urged to embrace life the summer. The 2003 winners will BY LAUREN MCKAY fear," Barlow said. "The will ignite a great sense of pas- present their research during assistant news editor tragedy is that so many sion in them." Barlow said. "I the presentation. people go through their wake up every morning and A cemetery is the richest lives without understand- tell myself, 'Omar, don't die place in the world, according ing not only who they are, yet; you can't afford to die yet.' to an inspirational speaker but why they are." Don't be the person who av»^aaai who spoke in Grafton-Stoval) A concern of Barlow's is that wakes up every day and Theatre Monday night. schools rarely teach students to thinks, 'I thought there was Montpelier off an "Lots of people die with- go after their sense of purpose. more to life.'" out ever knowing their true Schools teach children simply According to Barlow, in gardaa tours la April purpose," said Omar Barlow, to get their education and the course of someone ful- inspirational speaker and encourage them to get a job, filling his or her purpose, the Montpcllcr — high school teacher in according to Barlow. thing that can make or break Montpelier's horticulturists Philadelphia during an Bbony someone is relationships. will provide guided tours Exposure Event on relation- "The thing that will keep a through Montpelier's formal ships, held by the Black -44 man constantly chasing after garden beginning April 17. Student Alliance. "[In a ceme- Lots of people die a woman is a woman with The garden tours will be tery,] there are people buried purpose," Barlow said. part of Virginia's Garden Week. who are not aware of what without ever knowing "Some people get squirmy Tours will be given at 11 they could have become." when it comes to talking about a.m. and 12 p.m., 1 p.m. People who don't know their true purpose. relationships because they and 2 p.m. the purpose of their lives know they are settling for For more information, call — Omar Barlow will abuse their lives, inspirational speaker less," he added. 672-2728, extension 104. according to Barlow. Barlow asked the audience Barlow said there are ques- members for concerns they tions people need to ask them- 99 had in their relationships. The selves: What would one do if first topic that was mentioned mm™ one had no fear? What would "School systems test on two was cheating. one do if one knew one intelligences," Barlow said. Bariow said that men and Robotic rover finds couldn't fail? If one could "Take the SAT for example, women cheat because their part- tiaras of water oa Mars start one's life over, what which simply tests on math ner is not meeting their human would one do differently? and English." needs. He said women need an KATORYN OARIAN Stereotype this LIFE: Genders differ PANEL: Officials speak /.// /■:. from page 3 The purpose of a male b PAHKI: Inim | Secretory William S. Cohen with someone from the to be a visionary, a leader, "There were frequent Each outlined steps taken projects — because he teacher, cultivator, provider r.'i-url- about Hn I ■<"'" I to confront the growing made the emotional con- and protector, according to whereabout! and actM- threat by bin Laden's al- nection," Barlow said. Jeneene Barlow. Haa," the panel said in .1 Qaida terror network at d Barlow said work "Women are emotional staff st.iti'iiH'nt time when the full nature ol reveals a man's potential feelers and men are logical "The daily report!, regu- the thre.it wasn't fully "Never date a man's thinkcrV [engine Barlow larly described whan ha understood by either potential," Barlow Rdd said. "Men and women are M .1- what he was doing and Americans or U.S. allies. "Don't tell yourself that he absolutely equal, but work whin.' he might be going," Their testimonies and tl». is going to be something ing in different roles." the panel added. stan" report showed sharp du- one day. Junior Sarah Ice Mid That information often fcrenccs in the app "Never marry a man that the most inspirational didn't reach senior deci- taken by the Bn that does not have a pur- message she thought the sion-makers until after bin Clinton administrations. pose and a vision. Where Barlows spoke about was Laden had moved on. There was agreement on a \iMim is not known abuse that men and women htVt The dlaclOfUIM about key point: both administrabuns Li tmvii.ible." different natures and have potential missed opportu- considered more aggnv.n, According to Barlow, to live with their relation- nities were included in a military strikes against bin the top three needs of a rttip different ■ staff report released dur- Laden and the Taliban regmv man are respect, recreation Lee is an English major ing hearings Tucsd.iv on in Afghanistan, but ruled them and sex. with a minor in Secondary the response of former out because of doubts about However, the three pri- Education. She said that President Clinton and whether Americans would mary needs of a woman are when she becomes a President George W. 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SGA, the administration, awareness about how funds Hanger has a different agen- Junior Andrew Boryan, NTC, from page I have any customers at all." and the student body. .in1 distributed. da if elected. running uneontested for the the JMU network. Other students allege that NTC Some of the Executive Besides Executive Council, "My primary agenda is position of Honor Council "If there were two providers has poor customer service. Council positions are run- there are other positions for to promote fiscal responsi president, did not speak. [in Harrisonburg), neither one "Our sales representative ning uneontested. which students ,\rv running. bilit\ among JMU's Board )unior Kelli Baker and would survive," Beam said. was rude," sophomore Stasia Junior Class Council Three candidates are of Visitors," Hanger said. freshman Nicole Eickhoff "There's not enough revenue and Wright said. "I had to drive out President Alka Franceschi, vying for the position of Hanger said he is will- are running for the posi- demand to offset the investment." to |the NTC] building to cancel running uneontested for student represi nt.ith <■ to ing to petilion the Virginia tion of Honor Council vice Brad Wetsel, director of mar- ]our service]." vice president of student the Board of Visitors, state legislature "We must president. Neither candi- keting at NTC, said many stu- Senior Kate Pazdan said she affairs, said she will which is the governing stand up for our education date spoke at the forum. dents are dissatisfied because received good service when she increase the number of group that determines Instead of pimring'mil- SGA also will hold Class they have never dealt with other called NTC to help her with her tel- Purple Out T-shirts to mrii such university policies as hons into | (ailing football l ouncfl elections Thursday service providers. evision problems. growing demand. budget appropriations and team,'' he Mid April 1. Representatives "It's easy to look bad when you "They helped me fix my (televi- "Increasing recognition tuition InertMM lunior Mandy WWxifteld frOOl tin- senior, junior and have three basic services," Wetsel sion] by telling me what to do over of Mr. and Ms. Madison Sophomore Amanda also is running hw this posttOt sophomore classes will be Mid "| Having so many services] the phone," Pazdan said. "They finalists" and not just win- Hellistri said her main I really want to connect elected that day. puts you more at risk." were very helpful." ners is important as well, goal as student represen- the Board of Visitors to stu- For more information on Considering the revenue need- Beam would rate NTC cus- Franceschi said. tative to the board would dents," Wood field said today's elections, complete ed to offset the infrastructure costs tomer service as excellent. Running uneontested for be to "educate students on Part of her platform candidate profiles and the of the ethemet system and techni- According to Beam, NTC has executive treasurer is sopho- what the Board of Visitors includes the creation of a April 1 Class Council elec- cal support personnel. Beam purchased cutting-edge call more Gina Maurone I mng is, what they can do and student advisory commit- tions, visit the SGA Wfeb site. believes NTC offers fair pricing center software to enable its for its three services. management to monitor call Senior Travis Roundtrec uses volume, answer time, wait NTC for his services and said he time and the number of aban- finds the prices very reasonable. doned calls in general. COACH: Down to 6 WIN: 'Live' He said when you compare "We generally answer incom- monthly Internet and cable ing calls within a minute for cus- COACH, from page 1 level positions," he said. costs, his fee is small. tomer service," Beam said. A source said Eustachy at However, Bourne said the gives grad trip "I think the fees are low consid- "Technical support calls could one point was highly interested candidates being considered ering all that you receive," he said. take within five to 20 minutes, but in the JMU position. were found by JMU or Carr & Beam said, "Programming costs we do monitor that closely." The source confirmed Associates, a firm in WIN. from page 1 have only gone up 10 percent in a Another accusation from stu- Tuesday that Eustachy was in Gainesville, Fla., that special- but I haven't decided for sure yet," he joked six-year period. We know students dents is that NTC poorly handled Harrisonburg Sunday. The izes in coaching searches IW alao won a $500 gift certificate to Staples. have limited funds" its purchase of Crisp source also confirmed that JMU wants ■ candidate that During the contest, Tarbell was able to Some students complain that the Communications in June 2003. Bourne and Charlie King, via can provide the men s basketball talk to both Regll I'liilbin and Donald service is too slow. "NTC kept sending me late president of administration and program with BUCCCW and Trump, who was the guest host filling in "At the beginning of the year, fee bills when I wasn't even finance, traveled to New integrity, he said. for Kelly Rip.i the Internet was so slow in Fox using a service (anymore]; it Orleans to interview with Bourne declined to give poten- "I asked Donald Trump for a job," Hills [Townhomes] that no one went on all last semester," junior Eustachy last week. tial salary numbers lor ■ new Tarbell said. could use it at all, and it was like Eringiri Watts said. Eustachy resigned as head coach. He said that would be deter While he does watch "Live with Regis that for at least a week," junior Beam agreed that NTC didn't coach at Iowa State University m mined by which coach is nired, but and Kelly," Tarbell said he missed the Leanne Chambers said. "It is just handle the Crisp Communications May 2003 after admitting he was likely would be comparable to Tuesday show from which the trivia ques- frustrating because we are pay- transaction as smoothly as it an alcoholic once photographs Mir- other coaches' salaries in the tion was based. ing a lot to be connected to the would have liked to. He added faced of him drinking at a college Colonial Athletic Association. Tlie "I see it often, but 1 didn't see the day Internet all the time, but it goes that NTC is in the process of party. Since then, he reportedly has average coach in the CAA makes [the trivia question was coming from]," out so frequently." upgrading all Crisp properties to cleaned up his life. about $140,000 in base salary. Tarbell said According to Beam, the reliabili- ethemet technology. Others still thought to be on The new coach would be given However, he wasn't too nervous about ty of the NTC service depends on "We had to straighten out a JMU's list include University of plenty of time to rebuild and not knowing the correct answer. the quality and operating condition lot of discrepancies in Arkansas assistant Ronny develop the program, and likely "In the past, though, I've been able to of the customer-owned equipment, September and October," Beam Thompson, Clemson University would receive a minimum four- or answer the questions without seeing the including telephones and television said. "(NTC] tried to credit DM assistant Ron Bradley and Georgia ■ ir COnlrSCt, according to show, he said. "They tend to be common sets, as well as personal computers. bill|s] back to (those students]." Tech assistant Dean Keener. Bourne, who said that is normal in know ledge." Beam emphasizes the impor- For those experiencing prob- Bourne declined to name any college basketball ttxday With a large (an base, and many who tance of installing and maintaining lems. Beams said students of the candidates. "Coaching at a mid-major entered the contest, Tarbell beat the odds up-to-date anti-virus software, should contact NTC. "I don't want to disclose that (conference] is not as by being selected to p.irtu ip.itr which is provided to students free "Don't be afraid to call us," information because some of the Bourne said. "You have to work "I've been told I'm very lucky," Tarbell said. of charge by JMU. Beam said. "We can only fix candidates currently are in high- hard and develop the players." "I've been told I need to go to |l-is| Vegas." "Service is usually never out for what we're aware of. more than a couple of hours in a "Our entire business is students, building," Beam said. 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It's not — it's it's never stopped them from coming back to play the seniors Elizabeth Drosdick's and Kelly Davis' Thursday night next week," Jones said. poker game in their friend's South View apartment. As an intellectual game, poker isn't Davis said she watched poker games on television, which in turn always about luck, which Galie said sparked her interest in playing. makes the game competitive. While poker long has been a popular form of entertainment, it may "When you play poker, it's not as have been thought of as a game played by boozing men in smoky back- much about what cards you rooms of bars or in glitzy Las Vegas casinos. The popularity of new tele- get as how you play vision shows such as "Celebrity Poker Challenge and "World Poker them," he said. Tour" have brought poker into cultural mainstream — now a whole new Drosdick said her audience seems to want in on the game. poker group's "1 definitely think poker nights arc a growing trend," senior Shane Galie games said. "Poker is now on ESPN and the Travel Channel, and with that type of tend not exposure, more and more people are interested in playing." to get Senior Brandon Jones said he has noticed an increase in games from too when he first came to JMU. "There have been a lot more televised poker com- <* tournaments ... and that has probably got people into it more," he said. pctitivc. *"*•.*» Poke also has been featured in recent films such .is the 1998 movie "The "Rounders" and the 2001 remake "Ocean's EU games can £ "1 think the movie Rounders' and TV poker have made poker a more main- get competi- stream game, as opposed to |ust a casino game," senior Greg Chin said. "[These tive, but since we movies) made poker seem axil and introduced it to new pe< ; only play with *&:%&* The poker craze now has spread to campus, and many students enjoy chips, people don't playing poker with friends as part of their weekly ritual. These poker care too much when nights provide an opportunity for friends to get together and bond over they lose,''lose," Ishe said. a shared activ IIV..K< online, to Jones. "Usually, I play just to hang out with iue players the guys . . and relax," hi think they've Drosdick said she learned to play from friends at home, and then started perfected their a poker night with her girlfriends at school For us. it's an excuse to get game, they can try together... and be silly," she said. oto play at the Las Vegas tables, as Besides being a bonding activity, poker also is an intellectual game, Halligan and Jones did this past according to senior Brendan Halligan. "You learn about bluffing, Spring Break. "If I wasn't into poker, when the best time to do thai is .ind you figure out the odds of win- 1 don't know if I would have gone to ning with certain hands," he said. Vegas. It was a good time, and most Chin added, ''Poker lisis one's ability to calculate odds and lake risks, everyone I played with seemed to be there which is a challenge." He thinks Texas Hold'em, the version played on for the fun of it," tonal laid popular TV shows. lakes the most skill When "the river" finally was dealt, Drosdick and Galie said Texas Hold'em is the only game his poker group plays. Davis evaluated their hands. Both thought they had "No Limit Texas Hold'em is the Cadillac of poker," he said "Doyle winning cards — but during showdown, Drosdick's full Brunson, a world-famous poker player, called it that because it is the house defeated Davis' straight. It was |tist another truaal and best form of p Thursday night poker game with the girls, and they would Even though poker groups tend to be composed of friends, games have the be back next week lor more. POKER SLANG All In: On tilt: Ante: A Pocket Card-. Catch: Rounder: Showdown: . 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Lavish quantities of fringe, your hands, and Sabrina says By intermission, $2,200 had feathers and sequins adorned everybody put your hand in come in, and freshman Jeremy this week the performers of the second your pocket and pull out a dol- Paredes, UPB director of media annual Cabaret Show, which lar!" The majority of funds were and public relations, said he BY ERIN LBE primarily was sponsored by generated through tips, and was confident the show would staff writer the Valley AIDS Network and volunteers — donning tiaras meet the $5,000 mark. "The University Program Board and red sashes — helped collect entertainment is awesome, and The Contemporary Dance Sunday night. the scores of donations that the the crowd is totally receptive [to Ensemble will showcase modem The College Center Grand drag queens missed. donating and to the perform- dance this weekend in a kalei- Ballroom was decorated in a Not to be confused with the ers)," he said. The audience was descope of dance genres during casino theme for the show, musical "Cabaret," this dinner extremely enthusiastic during its annual concert sponsored by complete with poker chips and theater-style extravaganza fea- all the numbers — shown by the school of theatre and dance. large cardboard dice. There tured the Up-syncing and cheering, clapping, tipping and "Each piece is very different was nearly a full house — just dancing talents of 13 profes- even getting up and dancing from the next, and they have a shy of 1,000 people, according sional female impersonators. with the performers. range of music from upbeat KATEI.YN WYSZYNSKI/uaff (****»,*« to Cannie Campbell, associate Admission was $5 or S3 with a Donning elaborate cos- Cajun style. Radiohead, techno director of the Health Center. toiletry item, which all was tumes and headdresses, the influences, as well as more Ashley Adams performs as Chsr at the second annual Cabaret The emcee, Sabrina B, donated to the Valley AIDS rhythm-based sound." said sen- Show, which raised over $3,500 for the Valley AIDS Network. crowned Ms. Gay Harrisonburg Network, and customers were *ce AIDS, page 15 ior Karen (ones, the stage man- ager for the concert. The seven pieces in the concert all will fea- THEATER REVIEW ture contemporary dance, according to Jones. Shane OHara. the coordina- tor of the dance program and the artistic director of the com- pany, said, "[The program] is a Much^needed vacation repertory concert because each piece is its own and they are not y connected to each other." The pieces have their own meanings, 'Betty s Summer Vacation' and CHara advised not trying to connect them in any way. There are two guest artist provides entertaining break works. One of the works is OUara's own, and the other BY ASHLEY LUSK comedy and drama ensues. work features four students staff writer The girls' housemates are an array of inter- who were selected in the fall to esting characters. One housemate is a dumb perform in this concert, accord- The very dehnitkm of a dark comedy sex fiend. Buck, played by senior Jamie Linn, ing to CHara could be found in the scenes of "Betty's who seems to have been caught in the decade "It is a really strong dance Summer Vacation," Theatre H's newest pro- of neon colors and has adopted a "Fast Times and musical concert; there are duction, which debuted Tuesday night. at Ridgemonl High" accent. Another is the pieces for everyone," he said. Written by Tony Award-nominated Chris oddly paranoid and exclusive Keith, played by CHara said the performance Durang, the play casts a heavy social com- senior Dan Cullen, who the women believe to also will include modem works mentary on the voyeuristic quality our society be a serial killer The landlady, Ms. and dance theatre. has adapted. Siezmagraff, played by senior Stephanie Jones, Designer Barry Gawinsky "Betty," which was produced by this is the melodramatic figurehead of the clan and will manage the show's light- semester's Experimental Theatre 488 also makes an appearance. The cast is com- ing. All costumes were class, was directed by the course's pro- pleted by Mr. Vanislaw, played by senior designed and made by facul- fessor, Tom King. Connor Fux, the derelict/streaker Ms. ty and student designers. The play centers on Betty, played by junior Siezmagraff invites to dinner for fun. Some noted the uniqueness of Aiko Yasuhara, who, along with her chatty Oh, and one more thing: the ceiling talks the concert as something that was friend Trudy, played by junior Rachel Bauder, using three different voices, which are pro- vary noticeable. "This concert is has purchased a time share for the summer at vided by three hidden actors, seniors Leigh unique because if s very different the beach. At first glance, the audience might Diverts, Kevin Murphy and Sean Galdo, than what most people perceive think that this play will be as smooth as the who each provides a "laugh track" to the of dance. It has depth and mean- sound of the ocean playing lazily in the back- scenes that the onstage characters create. ing to each piece that evokes ground; however, as soon as the girls arrive at "Betty" has a fun set — built to replicate emotion and thinking out of the their condominium, they meet an unlikely audience, and many of the pieces hodgepodge of roommates and the play's true *r SUMMED, page 15 resonate with you long after you see the show," Jones said. There are two other stage con- certs during the year. CHara said. This concert, however, is unique in that it showcases the school of theatre and dance's main ensem- ble of dance majors, the Contemporary Dance Ensemble. "I feel that this concert is a strong mix of dance styles and highlights the talents we have at JMU," Jones said. "If students are interested in seeing the dance their fellow students are creating and performing, it would be an amazing opportu- nity for them to come watch." 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As with any disability, cerebral The countless days playing xylo- Magno performed "Meditation palsy is no laughing nutter phones and triangles in elementary and Dance" by David Steinquest. He Comedian Will Marfori begs to differ. school are over. Music majors con- liked "how it has two contrasting Wilson Hall Auditorium filled with vened in the Music Building Monday ideas — tranquil meditation and fiery laughter Monday night as Marfori night to prove that the xylophone can dance." His piece consisted of two took center stage to show students a grow up, too, at the annual "March parts. The first part represented the humorous and inspiring new perspec- Mallet Madness" performance. mediation aspect of the song using tive of a disability. "March Mallet Madness" was two mallets and a slower rhythm. The Marfori was bom with cerebral "initiated by the JMU Percussion second part of the piece, which repre- palsy and uses humor to relate his Studio in 1987 as a forum for per- sented its dance aspect, was more experiences, telling such jokes .is, formance on and discussion of key- powerful and fast-paced. "What [cerebral palsyl means is that board percussion instruments," pro- Although Magno admits experiencing I'm the only person in my family who's fessor of music Bill Rice said. "a little bit of nerves," he said, "1 think I an Olympian," and "Most people just This year's performance featurecd got the message of the piece across." think I'm drunk" — referring to the musicians who play instruments that Senior Adam M. Garcia chose his slurred characteristic of his voice. require mallets, including the marim- solo piece, "Wood That Sings" by The setting WM iniim.it.' ,,nd con- ba and xylophone. The xylophone is Gordon Stout, for a more personal rea- versational as Marfori connected with a box-shaped instrument fitted with son. "I used to study with the compos- the small audience with eye contact. a row of wooden bars on top that er ... it was the newest thing he had He repeatedly responded hi the audi- Croduce sounds when struck by mal- written, and different from what he ence's reactions to his jokes, and one ts. The marimba, which resembles a usually writes," Garcia said. time said, "I'm a comedy sniper xylophone, features sound-enhanc- Although each piece was interesting Marfori seemed very comfortable ing lengthwise cylinders (usually in its own right, the final piece, with the audience. He tested new made of aluminum) underneath the "Stubernic" by Mark Ford, evoked a jokes on the crowd and talked to audi- wooden bars, and responds differ- long thunderous applause that fol- ence members during his act. ently to a variety of mallets. lowed it. This piece was performed by After several minutes of jokes, Students performed a total of eight three musicians — Richardson, Magno he became more serious ,is In- AMY PAimSliSJirnmrphumgniphef pieces. Some of the musical selections and freshman Daniel Karras. touched more closely on the Comedian Will Marfori entertained audience members Monday night In wiTc solos, while others incorporated All three musicians gathered main point of his routino th.it Wilson Hall Auditorium with jokes about cerebral palsy. the skills of two to four musicians around a single marimba and struck it people with disabilities have the Most pieces were "plain modern at different angles with their mallets same problems everyone [•lee] ■bUfties, but s.ii.l the\ still en|oved the center of attention, pushing peo- pieces," Rice said, with the exception The trio used both ends of their mal- has, and instead of people being the act Freshman [eremy Baredea, ples buttons — it's ami Marfori said. of the "very contemporary, almost lets. and often changed their respective scared [of those with disabilities] UPB director of media and public lor the past year; comedy has avant-garde" piece "Mediation and position around the instrument. we should remember the things relations, mid, i ieaD) loved the been his full-time job and he expects Dance," and the ragtime piece, Garcia felt that the eighth piece was we have in common." whole act. Everything wu realrj S3 perform 200 to 250 shows this yen "Powder Puff." the best and most exciting one of the I (« illustrated this by mentioning funny, and I loved how he uaed I» W I le wttl be tmveJHig to NVw YorJc to Junior Christine Slawson was entire performance "because of the his iamily, the dates he has been on m.itrn.il. Hun wen' dehnitelv times try new venues. This js my career pleased with the performers who flashy aspect of it." The position changes and memories from college — expe- where I MnM thinking 'Should I really now; |l want to| see how far it takes used two mallets in each hand to of the musicians kept the audience's riences to which everyone can relate. be laughing?' But then, by that time, I me," he said play their marimbas. attention and evoked loud, enthusiastic He wanted everyone to "focus on was already crying from laughter 1 Kennedy and senior Sara "It was very interesting," she said. applause alter Ihe piece ended. what |thcyl can do." just didn't care/ Whitney, chairperson for Disabilities "I did not know you could play with Although some of the solo perform- Junior Taylor Kennedy, Uliveully Marfori, who performed improvi- Awareness Weak for the Council for four mallets at the same time. (The per- .uucs seemed repetitive and drawn Program Board director of JWUM and sntion.il acting in college and has I KCepttonal I'hildivn, organized the formers) were really skilled and per- out, the majority of the selections were cultural awareness, said, I saM been Involved w&h comedy for the even) as ■ part of Disabilities formed well solo and with a group." exciting to hear and watch. Marfori perform at a aOflfuoAflB end peel aavejn nan, nM, "I just always AwsMiawe Ymk al JMIT All the pieces were very different "It was a little larger than I had |it| made me think |C l'is] an issue we liked to make people laugh.'' Sophomore Chris Davis said, "He — some were upbeat and fast-paced, expected," said sophomore Emest can learn about and affects the JMU Comedy was a way to work thmugh didn't make his disability comically such as Eyichi Asabuki's "Sparks' Stokes, who performed "Rain Dance," community." his experience! growing up, he aala otteiww but WM professional [and performed by freshman Tim Sanders, by Alice Gomez. "Overall, I thought it Sometimes students were hearten) "At tunes in your life you fed charismatic with| the cntwd. I think while others were slow and soothing. was superb performing." to laugh at someone living with dis- ignored, like I didn't belong. But being he'll £o somewhere SUMMER: 'Betty'touches issues AIDS: Awareness Week wraps up SUMMER, from page 13 of their voices, the laugh track the living room and kitchen of -6 6 voices interrupt the characters' with night of unusual entertainment the summer share house — dialogue* with witty and star- In between the acts, mem- applauded as he came out and has no walls, just cur- The show comments tling jokes. When the voices final- AIDS,from jucc /! performers lip-synced and bers of Reality Educators areawd in a bright teal halter- tains. The play instead hangs ly do appear, it is Murphy whose lop pantsuit, platform heels, a on our society's danced to popular songs by Advocating Campus Health three doors from the ceiling to rendering is the most distinct, sivlish auburn wig and lip- artists ranging from Cher to read short public service help the audience imagine fascination with with its refreshing charisma. •ynced Its Raining Men" by "Betty's Summer Vacation" Britney Spears. announcements that educated where the outer rooms might the audience about how AIDS is The Weather (.irk Not only did be. Nestled with the play's humanity... is a dark comedy about even Hum.i BrOOkl mis crowned Miss Harrisonburg NewcuUU i contracted, AIDS statistics and 1 lart bring in plenty of tips, but other oddities and oddball darker subject matter. his make-up towel also nld at She gave a truly classy perform- sifet\ precautions against trans- characters, the floating doors —Aiko Yasuhara "The show comments on auctionduring the event for $40. junk* ance to Christina Aguilera'i mitting AIDS Sophomore Angk' seem appropriate. our society's fascination with Fusco, who narrated a skit dur- Other prizes of the evening humanity — with violence and "The Voice Within," where, in A Ithough the play is set in the ing the event, said she felt that included free contraceptives present, the costumes were cho- with stories that you see on the middle, she managed to 95 bong a part of R.I Ai II apt and a raffle of gift certificates to sen to make a statement about shows like 'Jerry Springer," keep her composure even attei her more interested in AIDS pre- Blockbuster Video, The Daily each character, from the acid- Durang wrote an interesting Yasuhara said. het wig Ml on Miss Gay Harrisonburg vention and awareness. Grind, Artful Dodger, local wash short shorts of Buck to Mr. script, but it is the cast that Despite the underlying The guest drag queer this bridal and tuxado Mores and Vanislaw's sole piece of clothing, shines. Jones steals the much- themes, "Betty" is so well-wnt- 2003- 04, Gabrielle Stevens, did year was senior Andrew Hart, Pamela's Secret. a raincoat, to the flamboyant deserved spotlight with her ten, well-staged and well-acted a dead-on impression of coun- who was presented as Angelina Sabrina Bs presentation of hues of the outrageous dresses physical comedy. Cullen and that it's immensely enjoyable try crooner Reba Mclntire Miss Club216 2003-'04)cssK,i U\ loi. Jolie. The cniwd roared and 1-ee Ann Womack's "I Hope worn by Ms. Seizmagraff. Bauder, although sometimes and boasts several surprises You Dance" concluded the an Uma Thurman look-alike, "Betty" is a gleaming exam- underscored by other charac- that make live theater much nights entertainment "(The ventured out in black leather ple of the comedic talents found ters, are wonderful in support- more fun than the movies. ( .iharet Show] was a wonder- in the theatre department, due ing roles. Linn delivers the fun- Although the audience might and a dragon-print bodysuit. 66 The performance that earned lul and creative way to support to its fast-paced one-liners and niest portrayal as the sex-driven wonder how Durang man- [flW Vallev AIDS Network)," the most tips was 17-year-old over-the-top characters. The Buck. Fux's wild-eyed glances aged to find humor in issues junior Rachel Rupright said. "I Indiah Ferraris rendition of play has the usual intense sexu- and charades performance are that arc socially taboo, ifs no We beat last year's total was thoroughly impressed al humor of many of Theatre II's excellent, and Yasuhara main- surprise that the audience will "Love is Alive," during which she showed off her gymnastic M ith the lime, effort and confi- productions — including porno- tains Betty's voice of reason well. leave the theater not only and there's still more dence of these women to come graphic photographs and full However, the most surprising thinking about the issues pre- ability and energetic flair. Nevaeh Simone, who did money coming in. out and do what they do." backside nudity. "Beffy"'s sexu- acts in the show are the ones that sented, but smiling as well. Campbell said she was not "Betty's Summer Vacation'' not participate in the Cabaret al material may seem more the audience only hears — the disappointed at all about the appropriate for mature audi- laugh track voices of Murphy, is showing at Theatre II Show last year but did this — Cannie Campbell funds raised. "We beat last year's ences. However, "Betty" also Galdo and Diverts. Creating a through Saturday, March 27 year, said the crowd's excite- MMdMBtflnCW covers issues such as rape, mur- persona that, for most of the All shows begin at 8 p.m. All ment and applause made hci it Sexual VSHIII= Prevention total, and there's still more der and relationships. show, is based only on the sound tickets are S3. "feel like a real woman." 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Club" while lounging in a mid- reread "The Divine Comedy," being aware of the man's name I prefer bilingual transla- day sun, feet nestled in the cool this time in verse translation. or his work. ti.ins that have Dante's orig- sands of Myrtle Beach, S.C., While the full-text translations For English class, everyone by John Sinclair work well as inal Italian verse on one over Spring Break, I've found had to bring in a book to read myself in the middle of a dark primers for those taking their page and the author's trans- for a half-hour (one of those lation on the opposite page. wood of sorts. The straight way first steps with Dante through sustained, silent reading deals Sure, the Italian side won't isn't lost so much as there's been hell, purgatory and paradise, that translated for most as see much usage, but it's .i slight pause in the journey for the seasoned reader, there is "nap time") and the book my much to be gained from read- always nice to reference back while1 take the time to indulge teacher read was Robert in all things Dante. ing a verse translation — the to the source work, if only to Pinsky's 1994 verse transla- listen to how the romantic It's hard to imagine that a tion of Dante's "Inferno." by Mnior writer ■ work of hist.inc.il Bctkn would language sounds and subse- Who wouldn't be curious Zak Salih quently mourn over the dull- reignite a literary interest that about a book on hell? Especially has remained dormant since ... reading these works ness of modern English. when, according to my teacher, Annotations are a must as mw than a year after complet- the book took its sweet time had borrowed was the second portion of Dante's comedy is without some sort well; reading these works ing a special topics course on detailing the visceral punish- canticle, "I'urgatorio" (dealing always the most challenging the Italian poet's famous epic, of guide is like trying without some sort of guide ments of sinners. She then pro- with the punishments of pur- to read for the simple fact that is like trying to survive on a "The Divine Comedy." ceeded to tell me (at the time) gatory) instead of the much it doesn't cater to the thrills But, the story doesn't begin to survive on a medieval battlefield with a some nonsense about poetry more promising "Inferno." and chills of hell or purgatory. cocktail napkin as a weapon. there. Instead, we're going to and Italian history. Forget that Despite such a blunder, the It took a college course to get medieval battlefield have to flash back once again, Whatever your poison, — bring on the pain, I fervor continued out of order me to finally finish what had it's almost a guarantee that this time to that unforgettable thought. The next stop was the and ended, as it does for most begun years ago. with a cocktail napkin time in everyone's lives — the these three books of epic library to secure a paperback readers, with the opening Thus we return — safely, as poetry — well, at least the iirst v.'.ir ot high school. It was copy, never realizing until I as a weapon. chapters of "Paradiso" (you promised — to the present, first two — will provide then when my first encounter finished the book that what I guessed — paradise). 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For weeks basketball tournament rums even I boasted about Conzaga and 1 byCAA the most reserved sports fans into was sure the Bulldogs would college hoops addicts The 2004 advance to the Final Four JMU senior midfielder Gail March Madness has been no dif- behind their strong senior Decker has been named the ferent than years past. leadership and fulfill my Colonial Athletic Association By the time the dust cleared bracket dreams. Player ol the Week for the week last Sunday At this point, I should have ending March 21. night, sports known what was going to hap- Decker sconsi four goals and fans were left pen. I should have seen it com- added .in .i~-i~t HI ,I 2(i-: \ i, tor\ with lf> teams ing. Whenever I'm not con- over Le Moyne Cottaaa MAR h fighting for cerned about a game, things 19. Two days later, Decker net- the right to be have a tendency not to work out ted 6 goals' in [MU's 20* win crowned in my favor, but the alarm over Virginia Tech national never went off in my head. A Tewaar.iton Trophv can- champions. Unfortunately for both me and didate for National Player ot At this time, Conzaga, someone must have tin' Vear, Decker currently I, much like hit the snooze button. r.inks fourth all-time in JMU many other JAMES The Bulldogs lost 91-72. For history tor jjo.ils scored and sports fans, IRVVIN the second year in a row, I sixth in total points reached two became the first participant in —from -taff rqvrt* conclusions: my pool to lose a Final Four My bracket is toast yet, I team. My chances at winning low this tournament. this year's pool now hover WOMEN'S The destroyed bracket sce- anmnd zero percent GYMNASTICS nario happens to me every year, The Gonzaga meltdown was although going into this tourna- only a precursor for what was to ment, I still had hope. I was sure come. After an opening round that this March would be mine. where only four of the 32 games Gymnasts' I was hoping that, for once, 1 were won by lower-ranked would do the impossible and teams, the proverbial wheels win my very own NCAA tour- came off the wagon for the selected nament pool. favorites in round two. I was extra careful with my With the wheels off, the predictions this year I played scene was set for the may- for NCAAs I strategic and safe, resulting in a hem to continue. I solid set of Final Four teams. I Saturday night in the |ML s<-nior I rm Kit/gerald researched, debated with myself Phoenix bracket, No. 1 and sophomore Jessica I and went through two rough Stanford University lost to t aravello have been ielecied to drafts before turning in my final No. 8 University of Alabama. compete at the 2004 NCAA I tournament bracket. The upset trend in this sec- Women's Gymnastics Southeast Of course it didn't matter tion continued Sunday as No. Regional Meet April 3 at North Lit never does. That's what 3 North Carolina State Carolina State Lnivcrsitv. ■nakes this tournament so great. University was defeated bv "Fitzgerald will be one ol ti\ e wio matter how hard you try, No. 6 Vanderbilt University competitors in the all-around ■something always catches you From that point on, the competition, while CaraveMo py surprise — it's the parity of weekend proved to be one for has bean iekclH.1 as an alternate Bollegecol sports at its finest. the underdogs as two more high on the balance beam. In the first round of the St. seeds were knocked off. First. Thi' lop two loams, the top »iis bracket, I picked the No. the Atlanta bracket suffered its two all-around gymnasts and ^seeded University of first big upset as No. 2 the individual event w-mnt rs evada to beat No. 7 Michigan Mississippi State University lost from c.uh regional competi- MsSt.i State University. Nevada won to No. 10 Xavier University. tion will receive autori andUK moved on to face the No. Finally, we returned to the St. berths to Iho national champ 2-s!-sceded Conzaga Univcrsin Louis bracket and watched in IFKF SINFR/OkirfrW (thxen*' onships April 15 to 17 at the ■ Bulldogs in the second round, North Carolina State University's Marcus Melvln (54) hangs from the rim after dunking University ol I .ihtornia. i matchup about which I was see NCAA, page 18 Friday, March 19 during the first half of the Worfpack's opening round game In Orlando. Fla. —from ttoffltports BASEBALL Leatherwood earns stripes as No. 1 As both co-captain and scholarship recipient, pitcher boasts undefeated record BY BRAD RICHARDS the team have nicknamed "He's our Friday pitcher," "All he wanted was an opportu- sports editor Leatherwood "Seabiscuit" because McFarland said. "Being the Friday nity and he works real hard," of his never-say-die attitude. pitcher — that is a big deal. It's pret- Bartlett said. "He's not nece-sank Three years ago, a 6-foot-l-inch "When he plays, he plays for ty much going ace-against-ace. extremely (talented], but he's a Granby High School graduate keeps," associate head coach Chuck "ILeatherwoodj knows it's not good solid athlete " stepped onto JMU's campus as a Bartlett said. "(Leatherwood] is going to be easy because he has to He spent this past summer freshman for the fall 2001 semester. very renacknis." pitch against the other team's No. 1 playing in the Central Illinois Now a junior, Brian Imtncrwood, Leatherwood was a walk-on Ipitcherl," McFarland continued. Collegiate League, where he was who had been named the Most player as a freshman and he since "|Pitching against the other team's named an all star I cathcrwood Outstanding Scholastic Baseball has earned a scholarship. This year top pitcher] usually means you said he gained a lot of experience Player in the city of Norfolk whik* a he was named co-captain, along don't get as many runs scored. And and confidence on the mound, SI senior in high school, sits atop the with red-shirt senior outfielder there is a little pressure that goes he was a regular starter for the Diamond Dukes' pitching n >tation as Alan l.indsey for the 2004 season. with that, but I think he showed he Quincy lames team. His off sea their go-to guy. "I was just hoping to make the can handle the pressure." son workouts have played a Aside from being relatively small loam. I tutherwood said of his fresh- Leatherwood's hard-working major tola in Ins success as well, for his position, coach Spanky man year. "I am grateful for it all. I attitude has paid off. He went according to his coaches. McFarland referred to Leatherwood did not expect any of this to happen. from throwing in only six innings "He knew coming back (this as a player he can count on to find the 1 am just glad if s falling into place." his first season to tossing a total of year| that he would be the old- extra energy needed to barUe teams The right-handed pitcher saw 42 2/3 innings as a sophomore. est pitcher and he knew he and get after them late in a game. minimal action his first two sea- He gave up 63 hits and 39 earned would get his opportunity to "He's had a couple of complete sons on the Diamond Dukes' ros- runs as a walk-on athlete during start,'' McFarland said. "He games that he has actually pitched ter, but his tenacity has proven those first two seasons. took advantage ol it and worked better in the late innings," unstoppable so far this year, post- Each season. Leatherwood has hard this summer." McFarland said. "He smells in tor. ing a 5-0 record entering his start progressed and become more So far this year, including his PHimxiHintw <4 l\U PHOTOGRAPH} and gets after it " Friday against the University of comfortable with his pitches and Right-handed pitcher Brian Leatherwood is a co- McFarland added that he and North Carolina-Wilmington. role on the team. see IWKES. page 18 captaln for the Diamond Dukes' 2004 season. WOMEN'S COLLEGE BASKETBALL Taurasi wins Naismith Award for second consecutive year UConn guard named Player of the Year by Atlanta award three times (1984-86). Mazzante luti ^ first-team Rebecca Loco (1995) and Sue tt> VOtM and 207 points, while Tipoff Club, joins ranks of other repeat winners Bird (2002) are UConn's other 1'owell had 2^ and 183, Ohlde Naismith winners. // is obviously a received 24 lirst-team votes BY JEFF GOLDBERG more than once in the 22-year against Auburn University. But, not everyone is jumping and 172 pointv history of the award. wonderful honor to be The Hartford Courant "The Naismith is one of the on the Taurasi bandwagon. Beard averaged 20.2 points, Taurasi. the 2003 National most recognized awards given, She was not a unanimous considered the best ~2 nboufkdf and 2.1 steals, University of Connecticut Player of the Year, averaged 155 and it is very humbling to selection to the AT tirst team. while slutting 51 percent. She guard Diana Taurasi began points, 3.9 rebounds and 4.9 receive it two years in a row." She received 45 of 47 votes player in the country... joins Holdsclaw (IW-wn as the cementing her final resume^ as assists this season, leading the Taurasi, who entered the from a national media panel only three-time hrst-teamer. one of the greatest players in Huskies in three-pointers (68) Auburn game with 2,056 She was picked second team — Diana Taurasi "Anvtime you're associ- women s college basketball his- and steals (50). cent! points, joins Cheryl on the other two ballots I'nnewly of Connciiuut guard ate.! with the name tory Tuesday, winning the "It is obviously a wonde'r- Miller (University of Southern Only Duke University guard t ha ml qua Holdtclaw, its Naismith Award for the second lul honor to be considered the I alifornia), Clarissa Davis Alana Beard, the second three- 9? alwayi an honor," Beard consecutive season. best player in the country, (University of Texas), Dawn rime first-team selection sin. i told the A I*. "And to be a laurasi .< senior who was especially with all the other Staley (University of Virginia) the teams were intnxluced in Kansas State University's first-team All-Ameru an also named to the Associated good plavers across the coun- and Chamique Holdsclaw 1995. was a unanimous pick- Nicole Ohlde nmnded out the when there are so many Press All-Amcri. a lirst team for try this season," Taurasi said (University of Tennessee) as IVnrbyrvarii Sfafc.* University's tirst team, which .onsisls ot all good plavers out there, and the second straight vear. is the before UConn's second-round the only multiple Naismith Kelly Mazzante, Stanford seniors. All hut Powell were then to do it three times — fifth player to win the Viismith NCAA Tournament game winners. Miller won the University's Nicole Powell and first-team selections last season it s definitely a blessing rmmmm i 18| THE BREEZE I THURSDAY, MARCH 25, 2004 Sfwrrs NCAA: Early upsets DUKES: Staff ace bust tourney brackets earns scholarship NCAA, from page 17 We are drawn to this DUKES, from page 17 Coing from a kid who was awe as No. 1 University of because we love to see upsets perfect record entering just kx>king for a chance to Kentucky was shocked by happen, even if it means the Friday, Lcatherwood has making the roster as a freshman No. 9 University of death of our brackets. accumulated a 478 eamed- walk-on to the No. 1 starter for Alabama-Birmingham. Because of this excite- run .lverage (his career low) .i I >i vision I baseball program At this point, many of us ment, we can scream at the and has given up only 46 hits as a junior, Leatherwood is have given up on hoping for lop of our lungs in anger as , and just one home run. humble about his success . that perfect NCAA run. Let's teams such as Nevada and "[leatherwood | is a profes- "He's not the biggest guy face it, if your bracket escaped UA-B destroy our brackets, sional in his approach to the in the world, but he's got a the first weekend unscathed, and then later cheer for game," McFarland said. "He big heart," McFarland said. you should be tested for extra these same teams because doesn't get too rattled out therv I u may get the opportunity sensory perception because that they have reminded us that [on the mound)." to play pro ball when he is kind of luck just doesn't exist. anything is possible. The former walk-on said he dons coucae. The fact is, most of us were total- It's events like the NCAA is comfortable with being a I «im sure he would love ly wrong in our predictions. As tournament that bring out leader on the team, ami enjoys to play pro ball, but I don't a sports fan. 1 love it the greatest competition and the fact that many people are think it's on his must-do list. The great thing about the the best side of sports. It's rooting against JMU this sea- He realizes there are other NCAA tournament lies in its moments like these that son because of its abundance things that are more impor- unpredictability. keep us on the edge of our of young players. tant McFarland added. Forget about the bracket seats every March. Despite the numerous Leatherwood is a finance pools for just a second and James Irwin is a sophomore doubters, Leatherwood said, major, and said he wouldn't focus on the tournament SMAD major who slitl is "I love the underdog role. mind taking his baseball career itself. This is the sporting searching for that tlu$ivt There is not as much pres- to the next level if the opportu- event that truly lives up to NCAA tournament pool vuto- MllCii MUNDEN/GVwnAui Ihspatch sure that way. I'm looking to nity became a\ ailabte, but as of the adage "any team can ry that so many other sports University of Kentucky coach Tubby Smith agonizes over UK's win the (Colonial Athletic now plans to graduate in win on any day." fan still are hoping for. second-round loss to the University of Alabama-Birmingham. Association! championship." I Vcemher 2005. i ^.fi This Weekend in BASEBAU.vs.UNC WILMINGTON 2:30 PM Lone FKLD/MAUCK STADIUM BuimasPaymSfKiAi Omm rou* MISMESS CMS) AMD eer m nut (OmTKtarKACAM), Got AD. (MY) BASEBALL vs. UNC-Wlumnx* 100 PM LOHG FKLD/MAUCK STADIUM BA5SBALLV5.UNC -WUAHGTON 1:00PM Lone FKLD/MMKIC STADIUM . OwotBmamOAY Bmm rout CHumumJUimAHO GIT mum (OtMmr mmjuirm, CIM. Aa. Om.r) University Eyecare Dr. Franklin A. 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