Review Will Pittsburgh’s Winter be a good one? Norah Jones’s New : Stylistic Page 8 Page 4 Reformation Page 8 TheThe StSt.. ClairionClairion Volume 11, Issue 2 - January 2010 - Upper St. Clair High School Pittsburgh, PA 15241 All the news that fits...And then some! Invisible Children gains visibility in the halls of USCHS By: Madeline Kushner the jewelry so interesting is the ence in the world. Actually, the association aims to establish Lord’s Resistance Army (led by Entertainment Editor fact that each bead, on every Invisible Children consists of schools, distribute scholarships, Joseph Kony) and the Ugandan necklace, is made of paper that student and adult volunteers give clean water supplies, med- government. Partnered with the Through the month of is then wrapped into a shape; do stretching across the United ical services, and much more, to Allied Democratic Forces, the December, a new club at Upper not be deceived by the construc- States and into the United the people of Uganda, especially LRA strives to overpower the St. Clair High School, Invisible tion of the necklaces because Kingdom (www.invisiblechil- the children (www.invisiblechil- government of Uganda headed Children, conducted a book after being painted, they are dren.com). In order to under- dren.com). by President Yoweri Museveni. drive in order to provide reading truly beautiful and worth pur- stand truly what is occurring in “These students endure limit- In addition to the numerous material for the neglected chil- chasing. All profits from the Uganda, the main organization less struggles on a daily basis - lives lost and thousands of dren in Uganda. necklaces go towards the (not the one at USCHS) consists poverty, famine, war, death - and homeless, the LRA and the Furthermore, the mission of Ugandan children. of staff that is ninety-five per- they are at school every day, Allied Democratic Forces the book drive and other Anna Mittelman, one of the cent Ugandan. ready to learn,” comments coerced civilians into protective fundraising activities by Presidents of the club and a jun- “My first week there, a group Klingler on the education in camps. Migration between Invisible Children reaches new ior at USCHS, commented on of teachers caned (beat with Uganda. “They do their home- camps has also caused Ugandans meaning to the members of the the reasons for selling the neck- bamboo-like sticks) six students work by candlelight, they work to starve because they no longer USCHS club for club sponsor laces is that “the necklaces are in the teacher’s lounge,” in the fields before and after have time to grow their own Ms. Klingler actually visited made by girls who were abduct- describes Klingler when dis- school to pay for notebooks and crops. Although attempts at Uganda herself. “Uganda was a ed by the LRA (the Lord’s cussing the goal of her trip. “I pens, they walk miles and miles peace have been made, a resolu- mix of so many emotions for me Resistance Army) and then was horrified and went back to without shoes to get an educa- tion to the conflict has yet to - excitement, sadness, hopeful- returned home, only to be reject- my room and just cried and tion because they see it as a way occur (www.mapsofworld.com). ness, frustration,” explains ed by their families. So, when cried. But when I pulled myself out of their current situations. A member of the army who Klingler. “The Acholi people are Ms. Klingler went to Uganda, together, I realized the purpose And that was inspiring.” went through tragic experiences the most generous and hos- there was a group of 13 girls of my visit - that this was really Since Invisible Children was depicted in the film, including pitable people I have ever met, who made necklaces out of mag- a time for teaching and learning. founded by three filmmakers, watching the decapitation of his despite having so little. It’s real- azine and newspaper clippings. I ended up leading several work- the group also attempts to brother and being abducted in ly important in Acholi culture to Ms. Klingler then left the girls shops while I was there about inform the world through the order to participate in the army care for visitors, and I felt money to send us necklaces to classroom management and dis- documentary, The Rough Cut, (without choice), a teenager extremely welcome there.” sell that would, in turn, pay for cipline that didn’t involve vio- depicting the horrid conditions known as Jacob, participated in Led by presidents Lisa Moore their tuition”, explains lence and abuse. What stuck out of Ugandan life an assembly where he described and Anna Mittelman, with the Mittelman. “It’s a necklace I the most during my visit was the (media.www.smudailycampus.c his experiences in Kony’s army, help of Secretary Krista Galie, know I feel good wearing.” passion that the students had for om). a truly eye-opening experience Invisible Children also intends Even so, Invisible Children is getting an education.” The Ugandan civil war, which for those unaware of the happen- to sell necklaces that Ugandan not just a group of USCHS stu- Because of the abuses, like commenced in 1986, consists of ings in Uganda (media. teenagers made. But what makes dents who want to make a differ- the one explained by Klingler, a power struggle between the www.smudailycampus.com). Tiger Woods embroiled in controversy after a simple car accident Copenhagen Summit disappoints environmentalists By: Alaina Zemanick supposedly untrue rumor. post.com). By: Vinay Viswanathan Junior Grace Rubright Senior Issue Editor claimed that “climate change News Editor The TMZ story continues to During the investigation, seems legit[imate], because share that Nordegren Woods Woods continuously cancelled From December 7th to of science”. Yet, there is On November 27, golfing became very heated and pro- meetings with police officers to December 18th, in the Danish some controversy over legend Tiger Woods was ceeded to scratch her husband’s be questioned about the crash, capital of Copenhagen, glob- whether atmospheric testing involved in a minor accident face, and Woods ran for safety causing much difficulty to al leaders met to discuss cli- was tamopered with. Fox outside of his house in his SUV. As he was driving authorities. mate change and environmen- News asserted that global tal policy. While, when this warming is occuring without (www.espn.com). Woods, who away, Nordegren Woods began Almost in Woods’ own ref- idea was implemented last “man-made global warming” was driving his Cadillac SUV to whack the car repeatedly, erence to him being “human,” year, almost everyone was (www.foxnews.com). at around 2:30 AM, crashed causing him to crash. an abmornally large amount of optimistic, now, many look Another major conflict was into a fire hydrant and a tree Two days later, Woods mistresses have confessed to back at the Summit with cha- the strife between the devel- while backing out of his drive- released a statement concern- having affairs with the super- grin. oping and developed nations. One of the largest problems It began when the developed way (). A cou- ing the accident. “This situa- star, including reality show for Copenhagen was the nations placed most of the ple days later, the police tion is my fault, and it’s obvi- contestant Jaimee Grubbs who “Climategate” summit. responsibilty on the develop- announced that Woods received ously embarrassing to my fam- apologized publicly for hurting Senator Barbara Boxer (of ing, poorer nations. Next, a meager traffic ticket with a ily and me,” Woods wrote, Nordegren Woods California) has said “email- developing nation leaders, $150 fine (www..com). But, “I’m human and I’m not per- (www.cbsnews.com). theft-gate” requires “looking such as Bolivia’s Evo after the crash, reports of the fect. I will certainly make sure In the wake of more admis- at a criminal activity which Morales and Venezuela’s could well have been coordi- Hugo Chavez, walked out. sportsman and his wife, Elin this doesn’t happen again” sions from the adulteresses, nated. This “email-theft- To add to this, the West Nordegren Woods, being (www.huffingtonpost.com). He texts between Woods and gate” which Senator Boxer became upset, as Britain involved in a domestic argu- continued to advise that the sit- Uchtiel were released, where was talking about was an affirmed the claim that the ment swirled around the press, uation will be a private matter Woods says, “Why didn’t we incident where scientists “Asian giant had 'hijacked' rumors that led to his indefinite and not meant to be prodded by find each other years ago. We withheld and tweaked infor- the Copenhagen summit” leave from professional golf. the press. wouldn’t be having this con- mation about climate change (www.straitstimes.com). which did not support the This friction hampered suc- Tabloid website TMZ report- Woods also called out the versation” “global warming” hypothesis. cess. ed that the cause for the fight negative press towards his (www.cbsnews.com). These emails however were In the end, still, a proposal between Woods and his spouse wife: “My wife, Elin, acted Sarah Nadler, a junior, feels leaked, leading to a mass out- was passed, reducing emis- cry against climate change- was his supposed affair with courageously when she saw I disappointed about the situa- sions by 80% by 2050. This another woman, an accusation was hurt and in trouble. She tion, “It’s sad that Tiger got supporting individuals such as Al Goreand other scientists could do some help for the Woods called false. The mis- was the first person to help me. into this mess. He’s a talented and politicans. atmosphere, but it won’t do tress Rachel Uchtiel is consid- Any other assertion is absolute- athlete, but I guess he’s not that Furthermore, incriminating everything. Harsher stan- ering suing the sources of this ly false” (www.huffington- great of a person.” evidence against climate dards are needed. change does not fully exist. Page 2 Opinions January 2010

Panther Desk of the Editor Predilections Students should consider joining the Peace Corps By: Marni Schreiber (www.peacecorps.gov). HIV/AIDS initiative. a luxury may not be present. What is your New Editor-in-Chief Months after Kennedy’s Once a volunteer is in the The Peace Corps gives Year’s resolution? speech, the Peace Corps was host country, he or she Americans an opportunity to After finishing four years of established to promote world becomes completely not only teach, but to learn. high school, or more common- peace and friend- immersed in the A former Peace Corps vol- ly college, there is a more ship. Of the many culture. The Peace unteer explained that “[m]y beneficial option for students goals of the Peace Corps is not a Peace Corps experience made rather than additional school- Corps, one of the vacation, it is a me fiercely independent. ing or work; joining the Peace most significant job. Volunteers However, it's a paradoxical Corps. While education and is to help train will spend their independence, because I relied job experience are important, those people in two or more years on a network of people - the Peace Corps is an experi- developing and working with including children to meet all ence one can never gain under-developed teachers, doctors, of my needs […] I learned to through reading a book or countries governmental offi- pursue my interests fearless- “I’m going to get better working in an office. (www.peace- cials, and city ly” (www.minoritypca.org). grades.” The Peace Corps took root corps.gov). While it is not reasonable to – Kathy Chen after a speech given by former If a student or planners. expect the majority of USC Editor-in-Chief Freshman president John F. Kennedy. adult goes abroad Marni Schreiber The Peace students to join the Peace Kennedy encouraged students to work for the Corps, however, is Corps after high school or col- “not merely to serve one year Peace Corps, he or she will not just about the work, it is lege, it is an experience some or two years in the service, but have opportunities ranging about the experience. should consider. There is no […] to contribute part of your from teaching to promoting Volunteers are able to help other experience that can life to this country […] There awareness on issues such as those in developing countries immerse students so deeply. is certainly a greater purpose, safe drinking water and nutri- and are able to help promote into another culture, while and I'm sure you recognize it” tion to helping with the peace in countries where such truly helping those in need. The Twilight Saga: taking a bite out of the world’s sanity By: Alaina Zemanick novice writer. throwing away nearly every- even more, earning $140 mil- News Editor Though some state that Meyer thing in life that matters” lion with its premiere has a broad vocabulary, the (www.nationalreview.com). In (www.mtv.com). Differing Since the release of the first clear reason for her expansive a generation where women are opinions have been bounced Twilight movie, a sudden pop- word usage is her over- supposedly equals with men, around, but overall, the movie “I will memorize the entire ularity in the book series and dependency on the common the character of Bella is unbe- was just as much as a flop as Harry Potter series.” its compliment film saga shot thesaurus. Phrases that could lievably helpless and a horri- its predecessor in terms of – Michael Boyas up outrageously. Rapidly, be simply said are exaggerated ble influence to young girls quality. Ben Mankiewicz of Sophomore women fell in love with by Meyer. One wordy expres- everywhere. Considering that the Huffington Post called Twilight’s heart-throb Edward sion noticed by a critic is how Twilight is shelved among New Moon “one of the dullest Cullen and other “men who the common “small town” classic female literary heroes things on Earth,” citing its sparkle,”putting the vampires becomes a “diminutive munic- in libraries, Meyer’s horrifi- mundane plotline and eye- above all other actual human ipality” (www.squidoo.com). cally chauvinist attitude rolling drama as its downfalls beings. Twilight merchandise If Meyer’s novels are targeted should never even exist (which sound very similar to unexpectedly became essential at teenagers, she should enter through Bella or in the literary the book series’ failures). pieces in all female’s writing rehab and quit using world at all. Peter Travers of Rolling wardrobes. Even worse, two the thesaurus cold turkey. With a horrible base to build Stone adds a similar opinion, intense rival teams arose: On top of Meyer’s horren- upon, it was almost inevitable stating that he “[couldn’t] Teaqm Edward and Team dous writing style, the main that the Twilight films were comment on the acting Jacob, in reference to the two character, Bella Swan is noth- bound to be awful. The first because [he] didn’t catch boys who vie for the heart of ing to praise either. After grad- movie in the franchise [Robert] Pattinson, [Kristen] protagonist Bella Swan. Is uating high school, she has an spawned a nice grouping of Stewart, and [Taylor] Lautner Twilight even worth all the opportunity to attend spoofs on YouTube, which doing any.” hype? Dartmouth University with mock the film’s unintentional- So, what is the point of “I’m going to color in “I can’t stand Twilight,” help from her lover Edward, ly funny moments. Overacting Twilight? To make young between the lines.” said Ben Reicher, a sopho- but decides to stay with him produced laughter instead of pubescent girls scream for the more. instead. Also, she marries intrigue. On movie reviewing fictional Edward Cullen? Or is – Sam Humbert “It’s just horrible,” added Edward at nineteen and has a website Rotten Tomatoes, it to have a laugh at those Junior senior Molly Jones. “I can’t baby at the same age. To make Twilight received an overall young pubescent girls who even believe people enjoy matters worse, Bella is overly “rotten” rating from renowned love him? Or did Meyer inten- both the books and the films.” dependent on her husband and criticstionally write horrible litera- Juniors Sarah Nadler and loses her female integrity in (www.rottentomatoes.com). ture to force Nosferatu and Kate Groschner both warn, “It the mix. Even though the movie, which other vampire classics to face turns your brain to lime Jello!” National Review writer Gina made $35 million on its open- defamation? One thing is cer- Obviously, reader’s interna- R. Dalfonzo criticizes that at ing night, was terrible, the tain: if the world continues to tionally have raised medioc- the enad of Breaking Dawn, mindless Twilight devotees revere Meyer’s so-called “lit- rity on a pedestal. Looking at the fourth book in the Twilight still enjoyed the movie, erary works” and their subse- the original “literary” work, series, “Young readers are left (www.entertainmentweekly.co quent movies, a generation written by Stephanie Meyer, with the image of a girl who m). full of scholarly potential is the common reader could even discovers her own worth and The release of New Moon lost, lured away by the blood- find a children’s book author gets all she ever wanted, by epitomized the world’s obses- sucking vampires into the with more skills than this giving up her identity and sion with the vampire series nightfall of intelligence. The St. Clairion Sports Editor The St. Clairion staff is made The St. Clarion is a forum “I want to be the best Upper St. Clair, PA Greg Schlosser up of students who are commit- for student expression. person in the world.” Entertainment Editor ted to producing a newspaper Opinions expressed in by-lined Madeline Kushner for their fellow students that articles are those of the authors, – Pete Subosits Editor-In-Chief Marni Schreiber Front Page Editor provides entertainment, self- not necessarily the entire St. Senior Opinions Editors Meghan Taylor expression, and relevant infor- Clairion staff. Nick buzzelli Senior Issue Editor mation in a fair, honest, thor- Letters to the editor are Asst Opinions Editor Vinay Viswanathan ough, and respectful manner. encouraged. All letters should Garrett Cimena Copy Editor The newspaper is financed be signed and submitted to The News Editor Devin Ellis by the sale of advertisement St. Clairion mailbox in the main Alaina Zamanick Sponsor space to local businesses. office. Obscene, libelous, or By: Greg Schlosser and Ms. Caty DeWalt Features Editor Advertising rates will be sent to otherwise inappropriate letters Vinay Viswanathan Vijay Viswananthan any business upon request. will not be printed. Opinions January 2010 Page 3

St. Clairion Editorial Should USC students be Students can help free Tibet allowed to drive to school? Panther China has had an influence for their own economic and over the Tibetan region for political purposes, but also By: Devin Ellis Although students have had car Predilections many centuries, but during the wish to rid the Tibetans of their Copy Editor crashes since, such incidents are Communist China invasion of native religion and culture. inescapable, none of the accidents What is your New Year’s Tibet in 1949, the Chinese The Dalai Lama has When a kid turns 16, there is have been as bad as the one that resolution? government made its full pres- exclaimed that “Today, the usually one thing on his or her occurred in ’79 and on school ence in the independent state. religion, culture, language and mind: getting a permit so he or she grounds. When a junior or senior When occupying Tibet, China identity, which successive gen- can learn to drive and eventually in USCHS has to walk home from promised to improve human erations of Tibetans have con- get his or her license. This finally school when they missed the bus rights. This promise has been sidered more precious than gives teens the freedom and and don’t have a ride, even though exponentially broken. Unless their lives, are nearing extinc- responsibility that will help them they have their driver’s license, as people from around the world tion […] These thrust Tibetans stand together and demand a into such depths of suffering mature faster and become less a result of an accident that hap- free Tibet, the violent and cor- and hardship that they literally dependent on their parents (and pened over 3 decades ago, is that rupt China will continue to experienced hell on earth” school busses). Yet when a high really fair? kill, enslave, and violate the (www.nytimes.com) school denies their students of a Surely there are ways to ensure basic human rights of the The Tibetans, for over 45 right such as driving to school, is student safety while still permit- Tibetan people. years, have been trying to rid that really better for the student, or ting the student to retain the right China’s promise to help lib- themselves of the foreign and more convenient for the school? that they earned by learning how “I’m going to get all A’s.” erate the Tibetan people and abusive Chinese government. The driving ban was put in to parallel park every weekend – Sam Tan aid with the human rights in The Tibetan efforts do not place after a tragic accident that and attending numerous droll Freshman the region has never come to seem to be enough, however. occurred on the last day of school hours of driver’s education. At fruition. Since China invaded Organizations from around the country, it can be seen the world have been doing in 1979, in which one student died any rate, seeing that numerous clearly that the Chinese gov- everything in their power to and four others were injured schools around USC allow stu- ernment does not value human liberate the Tibetans. One of (www.news.google.com). If dents to drive to school, USCHS rights or even human life. the most notable of these asked about the rule (of not driv- must be doing something wrong Since 1949, “Chinese occu- organizations is Free Tibet, ing to school), school officials with this issue. pation has resulted in the death whose mission is to stand “for will most likely refer to this inci- Junior Joe Merchant explained of over one million Tibetans, the right of Tibetans to deter- dent as something they never his thoughts on this issue: “I the destruction of over 6,000 mine their own future […] want to happen again. This ges- understand that they are con- monasteries, nunneries and campaign for an end to the ture is much obliged, as it is clear- cerned for our safety, but in a way temples, and the imprisonment Chinese occupation of Tibet ly with good intentions. Yet, what they are taking away a freedom and torture of thousands of and for the fundamental human Tibetans” (www.freetibet.org). rights of Tibetans to be students might not hear is that the that most of us have waited 16 Ten years after the initial respected” students were leaving school early years to gain." invasion, a momentous event (www.freetibet.org). and cutting class Again, it is understandable that caught the eyes of the public. Free Tibet raises money (news.google.com). The students USCHS is concerned about its In March of 1959, the Dalai and gives support to the were clearly not out to do any students’ well being, after all law- Lama, the religious figurehead Tibetan people. The organiza- good, and while their accident suits are always a probability and “I am not going to fail of the country, was forced to tion, however, will never be was tragic, it could well have been no one likes seeing kids get hurt. chemistry.” flee into exile with 100,000 successful without mass sup- inevitable and happened any- However, there must be other – Claire Kylander other Tibetans (www.friends- port. Students, teachers, par- where. It could be conceived that rules the school can enforce to of-tibet.org). ents, and community members Sophomore if the high school was able to stop ensure safe driving instead of tak- The Dalai Lama, a very need to join together to help influential religious leader to these injured and abused peo- students from cutting class, acci- ing away the right to drive to many Tibetans, has not been ple of the world. Check out dents like this would be eradicat- school completely. Kids work able to return to Tibet since his www.freetibet.org for more ed. hard for the right to drive, and exile. The Chinese not only information on how to best Not to mention that the crash they should be allowed to keep wish to enslave the Tibetans help this organization. happened more than 30 years ago. that responsibility. Hunchbacks of Upper St. Clair By: Garrett Cimina hoodie transforms even the most every student in the school will ies. Jackets also have the advan- Assistant Opinions Editor attractive student into a formless be lost in a sea of formless light tage of opening in the front, and blob, while the hood itself turns grey hunchbacks. so are excellent ways to frame Lurking in every hallway, the wearer into Quasimodo’s Admittedly, it is winter, and graphic tees. every classroom, every bath- spawn. more creative articles of clothing Sweaters are a classic alterna- room, everywhere in the school, Students torture the eyes of are usually reserved for summer. tive to the hoodie. They are both is a contagious disease. Once the their classmates with hoodies for Warmth and chic need not be warm and well-fitting, and come disease is contracted, it is nearly one simple reason: convenience. mutually exclusive however. in a variety of colorful designs. “I’m going to be a better impossible to recover from. Hoodies just slip right on, requir- Instead of a hoodie, why not wear However, sweaters have the bad person.” Infected students simply morph ing less fuss to wear than a but- a coat to school, under which rap of being too itchy to wear for – Phil Williams into a monstrous form from ton-down shirt and none of the there can be the summer attire of the entire day. If this is the case, Junior which there is no return. itch of a sweater. The hood one’s choice? The coat can be sweater vests may be the answer. The dreadful disease in ques- comes in handy when one’s ears stored in a locker, leaving the stu- No matter the favored alterna- tion is, of course, the constant get chilly or there is someone dent in question free to walk tive, it is clear that the hoodie wearing of hoodies by students. nearby who needs to be ignored. around the pleasantly warm epidemic need not be so wide- From freshmen to seniors, few Despite these upsides, hoodie- school in any t-shirt. spread. A combination of seem able to evade the fashion wearing has reached a point of no When winter weather has par- sweaters, jackets and indoor faux pas that is the hoodie. The return; either the hoodie habits of tially subsided, jackets become heating may be the perfect anti- sheer bagginess of the average the student body are history, or an acceptable substitute for hood- dote for this fashion sickness. Leggings are NOT pants By: Meghan Taylor raelsearch.com) said, “I do not think that leg- gings under a skirt now but not Front-Page Editor First of all, leggings are not a gings are pants. Leggings were without anything else. very flattering trend. They are made to wear under dresses. The Whenever leggings are worn Recently in the fall and winter like spandex: too tight and unat- butt should not be shown. It is as pants to school, many people months, fashion has taken a new tractive. definitely not a flattering trend.” notice, and they do talk about the turn. Girls have been wearing An exception to wearing leg- Leggings were used in the wearer. Wearing leggings as leggings as pants. Many people gings with a sweater is if the 1970s by men as an extra layer pants has been said to be “unflat- “I don’t have a New will agree with the fact that leg- sweater is long enough. If the of warmth under their pants, tering” or even “disgusting”, and Year’s resolution.” gings are not intended to be sweater is too short, the leggings especially in the colder countries that’s not good. Just grab a pair - Carolyn Rogers worn as pants and they never become the pants. But if the (www.apparaelsearch.com). of jeans or sweatpants. It’s not Senior will be. sweater is long enough, the leg- In later years, including the that difficult. For those who don’t know, gings look like what they are 1980’s and 90’s, leggings were Plenty of girls wear them and leggings are the opaque spandex supposed to be: leggings. The worn for exercising. In the will argue that leggings can be tights that girls tend to wear as a sweater should be long enough 1980s it was acceptable for girls worn as pants because they are substitute for pants when they to cover up the wearer’s butt. to wear bright colored leggings like cotton and cover everything, want to be comfortable. But The sweater should be able to be under their skirt (womens-fash- but really, leggings are no way contrary to these girls’ beliefs, called a dress. ion.lovetoknow.com). The pop- comparable to jeans or sweat- By: Greg Schlosser and leggings are not a suitable sub- Whitney Moore a junior at ulous never wore them as pants pants. Leggings are not pants, stitute for pants. (www.appa- Upper St. Clair High School though. It is okay to wear leg- and they never will be. Vinay Viswanathan News Page 4 January 2010 Switzerland places a ban on the building of mosque towers Penn Hills police officer killed By: Vijay Viswanathan According to shimmer.edu, a cantons (states) of Switzerland By: Meghan Taylor parole for a violation ofweapons Features Editor minaret is “a tower attached to a and was accepted by the Swiss Front-Page Editor and had an ankle bracelet at the mosque, often used for the call to people. What surprised the inter- time (www.nytimes.com) Switzerland and the right-wing prayer.” In this manner, mosques national community was that On Sunday December 6, 2009, Witness Nancy Salera said, Swiss People’s Party have recent- (which are essentially Islamic from such a nonpartisan state this police officer Michael “He didn’t have a chance. He ly laid down a ban churches) sound the kind of a stunning announcement Crawshaw was shot and killed was ambushed. It was rapid gun- on the building of prayer calls five was made. while responding to a call. fire. Semi-automatic machine minarets, the tow- times a day, which Zhong Yang, a junior, said, ers on mosques are to remind “The Swiss can’t ban Islamic Crawshaw was waiting for back- gun. And I heard a lot of scream- (Islamic worship- Muslims to perform buildings. We have to do some- up around 8 o’clock pm on ing, a lot of yelling.” (www.thep- ping sites) where their daily ritual thing about these Swiss officials.” Sunday night after gunfire had ittsburghchannel.com). prayer calls are prayers. Zhong’s feelings are being been reported. The Pittsburgh Police Station broadcast. Yet, in many echoed across the world. Crawshaw was waiting for a hung black wreaths outside of Historically nations such as Although the United Nations did few houses away from where the the police station on Monday in Switzerland has Switzerland, these not explicitly state that they are original shots were fired at a honor of their fallen officer. been on the cut- loud calls are against the law, they did say that house in Penn Hills. The shooter There have been memorials for ting edge of free- becoming unpopu- they “have deep concerns Ronald Robinson shot Danyal Crawshaw all over the city since dom and protec- A Swiss biker drives by a propa- lar due to their non- [regarding the amendment].” Morton of Pittsburgh. At the the shooting occurred. The tion of culture. ganda poster that promotes a ban secular nature and Ironically, there only stand 4 time of his killing, Crawshaw funeral will be held on the 9th This is evidenced on minarets (Photo courtesy of high volume. This minarets in all of Switzerland. was houses away from where the and 10th for the officer. All of in the fact that of Flickr). problem was com- Yet, the Swiss are countering this original shots were fired the flags are half-staff in all western pounded due to the argument with logic regarding European nations, Switzerland is fact that the Muslim population in security. “The minute you have (www.wpxi.com). Allegheny County in honor for the only nation not to have joined Switzerland rose by 1250 percent minarets in Europe it means Morton, the first shooting vic- Crawshaw. the European Union. In addition, since 1970 Islam will have taken over,” tim, was convicted last year as A classmate of Crawshaw, Switzerland typically embraces (islamicpopulation.com). This spoke Swiss People’s Party law- well for resisting arrest, reckless- Mindy Thiel said of her memo- pacifism. They have never fought spike in population compounded maker Oskar Freysinger ly endangering and possession of ries of the officer, “He had a in any wars, and they have never the anti-Islamic sentiments in the (www.latimes.com). This recent marijuana. Ronald Robinson smile that just lit up the room taken sides in conflict. This back- nation. political development is even shot Morton due to a $500 drug that he was in. That’s what I’ll ground makes this month’s radi- Essentially a bill made by a causing political analysts to ques- debt. (www.thepittsburghchan- remember about him most — cal announcement all the more highly conservative political tion the validity of the direct dem- nel.com) just the smile that he gave. He surprising. party was passed through the 26 ocratic system of Switzerland. Robinson has been arrested was so approachable with his and put in jail, held without group of friends. That was Nazi camp guard put on trial in Germany bond. The judge is charging Mike.” (www.thepittsburghchan- Robinson with two counts of nel.com) By: Madeline Kushner escape, something deemed possible case, he will be placed behind bars homicide, counts of burglary and Crawshaw, a graduate of Entertainment Editor during the guard’s break since for life. If the former guard is found robbery, and several firearms Shaler Area High School, is sur- Demjanjuk was known to have pos- innocent, he will be homeless, for his violations. At the time of the vived by his mother, father, and Charged with assisting in the mur- sessed a gun which could have been United States citizenship has been shootings, Robinson was on younger brother. der of 27,900 Jews during his time as used for protection revoked (www.military.com). a Sobibor death camp guard in (www.reuters.com). But the court process will not be Poland in 1943, eighty-nine year old Originally a soldier for the Red easy for Demjanjuk, who suffers Will Pittsburgh have a good winter? John Demjanjuk was taken to Army, Demjanjuk was then abducted from disabilities and is, therefore, By: Greg Schlosser Pittsburgh’s winter will be a lit- Munich to stand trial beginning and forced to join the Vlasov Army confined to a wheelchair. Sports Editor tle worse than average. She pre- November 30, 2009 of anti-communist Soviet prisoners Demjanjuk’s medical condition was Every winter, students anx- dicts higher snow totals in the (www.nytimes.com). of war (www.foxnews.com). The labeled stable enough for the iously wait for snow to arrive months of December (7.1”), The case commenced with the first Ukrainian born man was then forced Ukrainian to undergo the course of with the consequential two hour January (13.5”), and February motion conducted by Demjanjuk’s to work as a guard in the Sobibor the trial, yet each session of the trial delays and school cancellations. (10.5”), and a total of one inch attorney, which accused the court’s death camp (www.reuters.com). has been limited to 90 minutes to judge and prosecutors of bias against Characterized by the Simon cope with Demjanjuk’s state the defendant (www.latimes.com). Wiesenthal Center as the most (www.reuters.com). Demjanjuk denied the statement that sought-after Nazi war criminal, “His physical condition alters by he was a guard at the Sobibor camp Demjanjuk was originally sentenced the day, even by the hour,” explains despite the prosecution’s evidence of to death in Israel in 1988 Guenther Maull, Demjanjuk’s an SS identity card that holds (www.nytimes.com). Demjanjuk‘s lawyer. “He is an old man suffering Demjanjuk’s name and orders of sentence was a result of the guard’s from a range of ailments. His mood transfer (www.military.com). infamous label of “Ivan the Terrible” swings, [alter] too. Sometimes you Hans-Joachim Lutz, the state pros- earned through vicious attacks of think he [is] an old man who is men- ecutor for the case, also accused prisoners at the Treblinka death camp tally absent but you don’t know if it’s Demjanjuk of knowing what the pur- (www.foxnews.com). But the ruling a general condition or an illness” pose of the said death camp was. The pertaining to Demjanjuk’s life was (www.reuters.com). allegation was said to have founda- not carried out five years later as a To add value to Maull’s statement, tion because one of guard’s duties result of mislabeled identities following the first trial session, was to escort people off of cattle cars. (www.nytimes.com). Demjanjuk arrived in the court room Pittsburgh’s winter could be similar to this particular season, depending on the cur- After, Demjanjuk would have the A retired autoworker from Ohio, on a hospital gurney, complaining of rent El Nino (Photo courtesy of Flickr). captured undress, and then have them Demjanjuk was transferred from the severe pain. As a result, the second proceed to the gas chambers to die. In United States to Germany in May session of court was shortened to Even though it is almost impos- more than average turn, Lutz continued to point fingers 2009 (www.latimes.com). Thus, if only thirty minutes sible to predict exact what will (www.wpxi.com). Obviously, at Demjanjuk for not attempting to Demjanjuk does not triumph in the (www.foxnews.com). happen this winter, there are a these numbers could be higher few educated guesses as to what or lower due to the strength of El Four police shot and killed in Washington State is possible. Nino. The type of winter Pittsburgh The Farmer’s Almanac, noto- By: Meghan Taylor The officers worked for the a child. Clemmons had rambled will have is all dependent on this rious for its winter predictions, Front-Page Editor police department of Lakewood. on about killing police officers year’s El Nino pattern. El Nino goes a little more in depth in The night of the shooting consist- before the shootings occurred. is where there are warmer tem- their winter prediction. The At the end of November, four ed of a long parade of police cars At least three other people have peratures in the south Pacific. Farmer’s Almanac notes, “The Washington State police officers escorting the victims’ bodies to been arrested as accomplices. This increase in temperature coldest periods will occur in the were shot and killed in Parkland, the coroner, during which the vic- These three people provided med- Washington. At the time of the tims’ fellow officers showed their ical aid, a place to stay, a cell causes the trade winds to second week of December, early shooting, the officers, Sgt. Mark support with flowers and Ameri- phone, and money to Clemmons, change, therefore affecting the to mid-January, mid- to late Renninger, and Officers Ronald can flags. and were also in the process of northern hemisphere. January, mid- and late February, Owens, Tina Griswold, and Greg The suspect of the shooting helping him get out of the state If it is a weak El Nino, then and early March, [and the] Richards, were at a local coffee Maurice Clemmons was shot and (www.cnn.com). Pittsburgh can expect an average snowiest periods will occur in shop (www.nytimes.com). killed at about 2:45 am on the fol- Assistant chief police officer of winter and if it is a strong El late January, mid-February, and Pierce County Sheriff’s Depart- lowing Tuesday. At the time of Seattle, Jim Pugil said of the Nino, then Pittsburgh would early March” ment spokesman Ed Troyer at a his killing, Clemmons, who had a death of the man who murdered have a below average winter (www.almanac.com). recent press conference said of gun that had belonged to one of his fellow officers, “Right now, with higher temperatures and If these predictions are true, the shooting, “Police said the gun- the officers he murdered, had it’s just a feeling of relief. lower precipitation totals. there is a very good chance for man walked past the officers to been fighting the police officer Another tragic time has come Finally, if there is a moderate El many two-hour delays and the counter as if to order, then who approached him. upon us, and we’re just happy that Nino, Pittsburgh can expect maybe even one or two cancella- pulled a gun out of his coat and Clemmons had just been it’s over” (www.cnn.com). colder temperatures and higher tions this year. Even though began shooting at 8:15 a.m. Two released from jail last week by Ali Soukovich, a junior at snow totals (www.kdka.com). these are just predictions, stu- of the officers were ‘executed’ as producing $150,000 in bond, after Upper St. Clair High School, said, they sat at a table” being jailed for assault of a police “The shootings are sad and very Julie Bologna, the meteorolo- dents have reason to be very (www.cnn.com). officer and second-degree rape of tragic.” gist from WPXI, predicts that excited for this upcoming winter. January 2010 Features Page 5 Sam Rhine educates and inspires Upper St. Teacher’s Lounge Clair High School students By: Vinay Viswanathan Pharmaceutical company been hemophiliacs. Senior Issue Editor AstraZeneca said that “RNA Additionally, Rhine tackled plays a key role in many biolog- stem cells and cloning. He The idea of spending more ical processes, including trans- showed the different types of than four hours listening to a lec- lating genetic information from stem cells: embryonic stem cells, “Mr. Palmer is more of a lover than turer talk with precision about DNA into proteins adult stem cells, and the new IPS the finer points of RNA genetics (www.astrazeneca.com). ”. Just (induced pluripotent stem cells). a fighter” bores most people out. But most five years ago, scientists consid- He talked about the development By: Greg Schlosser and Alaina of the students who went to the ered DNA to be far more impor- of IPS cells, which can take Zemanick Q: If Mr. Angelo and Mr. Palmer Sam Rhine genetics conference tant than RNA, as RNA was sim- shape into any of the two-hun- got into a fight, who would win? on December 4th, 2009, in the ply thought of as a carrier of dred-plus essential cells for Q: What’s one thing you did as a high school auditorium were not information. humans. Additionally, he spoke student that you still get in trou- A: Mr. Angelo would win disappointed. Sam Rhine, a pro- Rhine also covered some inter- about cloning, and how numer- ble for? because he was a world class fessor at the University of esting applications of genetics. ous animals, since Dolly the javelin thrower in college and Indiana at Bloomington, enter- First, he showed the audience an sheep in 1997, have been cloned. A: One thing I still get in trouble had records in both the Big 10 tained and informed audiences interesting aspect of the late He dispelled myths about for is speaking my mind and not and ACC. Plus, Mr. Palmer is biting my tongue. I still do that a more of a lover, not a fighter. more than they expected. Romanov family (from the early cloning making the cloned ani- bit too much. One of the main arguments 20th century) in Russia, famous mals have shorter life spans and Q: What is your favorite cafeteria that many held against the lec- for being shot to death by that cloning increases disease. Q: If you could teach any sub- lunch? ture is that it would get boring. Bolshevik revolutionaries. The Engineering instructor and ject, what would you teach? Sophomore biology student professor told the audiences how Gifted-program coordinator Mrs. A: I really like those buffalo Maya Chandrasekaran asserted blood from Prince Philip of the Heins, said that she found out A: I would teach AP Psychology chicken bites with the bleu that “genetics can be interest- United Kingdom, the current about Sam Rhine when she and because human behavior is fasci- cheese and then use the buns to ing”. And Rhine, with his intri- male monarch of the U.K., was some students went to see him nating and very rewarding and make a mini buffalo chicken cate power-point slides, certainly used to match bones of the speak at North Allegheny. Soon, intriguing. sandwich. created a show. Yet, on the other Romanovs, because many of the Rhine became too popular for hand sophomore Matt Snyder rulers of Victorian Europe mar- just one school to host him, so Half of current newborns will live to lamented that “it got boring ried other rulers, which led to Mrs. Heins took the lead in host- be one hundred because he didn’t let us talk”. Belgians, Spaniards, Britons, ing Rhine in Upper St. Clair By: Vijay Viswanathan cle. Dr. Stephen Helfand of Rhine’s main topic was the and Russians having similar High School as well, to teach Features Editor Brown University is another “centrality of DNA”; the new blood and genes. This also led to students, from as close as Bethel strong supporter of this opinion. idea that RNA, not DNA, is the rampant hemophilia in these Park to as far away as A new report from a Yet, if this was the case, it could most important genetic compo- rulers, causing speculation that Burgettstown, to appreciate and Scandinavian research organiza- have severe ramifications nent for humans. many of the rulers could have understand genetics. tion says that the majority of throughout the world. First of all, New Year Video Game Roundup babies born now and in the future the government would be paying will live to be at least 100. The more for senior citizens (people By: Garrett Cimina for both Playstation 3 and Xbox What movie will keep its audi- exact words: “If the pace of aged over 65). Programs such as Assistant Opinions Editor 360, the Wii crowd have been left ence on the edge of its seats for increase in life expectancy in Medicare could see their funds out of this holiday bonanza. ten hours? developed countries over the past running dry because, by the end Well, it’s that time has passed Fortunately, Nintendo has taken Besides the early fall releases, two centuries continues through of the 21st century, many people again. Turkeys are roasting, care of its own with the launch of there are a few late arrivals that the 21st century, most babies would have been reliant on these cookies are baking, lights are New Super Mario Brothers Wii, a will vie for the consumer’s post- born since 2000 ... will celebrate programs for over 40 years. In going up, and the video game rebirth of the old side-scrolling Black Friday dollars. One such their 100th birthdays” (the- addition, the kids of seniors industry is putting the finishing platformer genre in the tradition game is Saboteur, which will hit lancet.com). These words, pub- would have to take more respon- touches on yet another amazing of 1991’s Super Mario Brothers. shelves in early December. lineup of new holiday releases. The retro style of gameplay is Gamers playing Saboteur will lished in the biomedical sciences sibility for their older parents. Leading the virtual playtime expected to be attractive to most have the unusual experience of journal, The Lancet, were based On the other hand, there are hype machine is Call of Duty: Wii gamers, while the introduc- being an Irish race car driver off of a research study performed still obvious benefits related to Modern Warfare 2. This first- tion of same-screen cooperative stuck in occupied France during by the Danish Aging Research the report. America could see an person shooter has been the play will add functionality to the World War Two. Wrestling fans Center of the University of expanding workforce because of most-anticipated game in history, venerable game style. will find gaming nirvana in the Southern Denmark. Yet this older people being healthy since its predecessor, Call of While both Modern Warfare 2 upcoming WWE game, due out hyped-up study is now under fire enough to maintain jobs. On top Duty 4, won the hearts of the and New Super Mario Brothers around the same time as Space because it is basing data purely of this, just as the lead researcher game-obsessed everywhere. have been well-covered leading Invaders Extreme. Retro gamers, off of the ambiguous term, in the study, Dr. Kaare Modern Warfare 2 has mostly up to their releases, the game still take heed. “developed countries,” and it is Christensen of the Danish Aging lived up to the hype, earning in the lead for GameInformer’s For video gamers, the holiday using purely linear patterns to Research Center said, “One com- excellent scores from coveted Game of the Year award season is a happy time. Most of predict the longevity. modity that may emerge is an GameInformer and ign.com. released under the radar, and has the big-ticket games are released After the biggest launch in video remained so ever since. Its in the months leading up to This method has received crit- increase in wisdom” (sdu.dk). game history ($550 million in name: Uncharted 2: Among Upper St. Clair’s winter break, icism because of the improbabil- Still, all speculation aside, this five days), the only thing stop- Thieves. This Playstation 3 and the only problem facing ity of linear behavior in real life. report does show one thing: that ping Call of Duty from being the exclusive has all the drama and gamers is: which to choose? This In addition, many consider the current people are doing more to must-have game for the holidays action of a Hollywood movie, but year, at least, it appears that bad lofty estimate, that more than stay healthy. As a matter of fact, is that everyone already has it. delivers a much more immersive choices, if any, are few and far 50% of people born now will another recent study on “super- While Call of Duty is available experience than a mere movie. between. become centenarians, is not real- centenarians” (people of over istic. When asked whether this 110 years of age) said that over Teenage Unemployment Rate Reaches an All-Time High prediction is valid, sophomore 40 were either independent or Meghan Taylor the jobs they went to school 1.15 million in 2008. The Shane McMurtry even says, “Of required only basic assistance. Front-Page Editor for, are working in places large decrease in teenager course not. Everybody is going This kind of overwhelmingly that teenagers normally jobs is hurting the economy. to die in 2012 anyway.” positive data shows that we are at The teenage unemploy- work in. For many teenagers, Yet, many experts are now least doing one thing right: ment rate has reached an all- According to the U.S. money is a necessity to sur- asserting the veracity of the arti- America is staying healthy. time high. According to an Bureau of Labor Statistics, viving high school. Whether says, “I love working. I get is another reason for the article in the New York in March of 2009, the per- it’s for the buying latest paid, it teaches responsibili- decrease in jobs. With all of Times, the percent of cent of teenagers employed fashion, gas, or just going ty, and I learn how to appre- the activities and school teenage job-seekers that are was 11.6 % less than in out to see a movie, being a ciate what other people do work they have during the unemployed is 25.5%. The March of 2008. The teenager can get expensive. for me.” day, the last thing they want recession has hurt not only increase in the number of Not everyone is lucky Having a job teaches a to do is go to work at night. the older workers but also teenagers from May to July, enough to have his parents great work ethic to students. Sarah Rich, a junior who the young who want to be which is normally the time give him money whenever Many teenagers have tight works at the Market District, employed. The reason for of the largest jump in the he wants it. packed schedules and are says, “I love the paycheck, this is that college gradu- employment rate for Brittany Griffith, a junior unable to work at all. The but it is hard to balance ates, who are unable to find teenagers, was only about who works at Harry’s Pizza busy life style of teenagers school and my job.” January 2010 Sports Page 6

US secures its spot at the World Cup in South Africa Kareem Abdul-Jabbar recover-

By: Devin Ellis World Cup. US star striker The US Soccer Team most ing from rare form of leukemia Copy Editor Landon Donovan had this to say certainly will need to perform at about his team’s qualifying for a top level consistently if they On October 11th, 2009, the the 2010 World Cup in Africa: hope to finish better than their By: Vijay Viswanathan have that type of leukemia. US men’s national soccer team “It never gets old, that’s for sure. run in the 2006 World Cup in Features Editor You just say the word clinched a place in the most pop- After what most of us would say Germany. The World Cup is leukemia, you’ve got reason ular sporting event in the world was a very disappointing 2006 always a formidable competi- The world of basketball is to be scared.” with a thrilling 3-2 win over World Cup, we now have a tion, and teams put everything shrouded by stars who attract Fortunately, chronic Honduras. chance at redemption.” they have into the competiton. attention to themselves by myeloid leukemia is a pre- This sporting event is the (www.huffingtonpost.com) To most countries in the making sensational claims ventable form of cancer. World Cup, which will be taking Clearly this US Soccer Team world, the World Cup isn’t a and signing irrationally large According to WebMD’s place in South Africa during the has high hopes and is very con- series of games as much as it is sponsorships. However, in Jeanie Lerche Davis, CML is summer of 2010. The US men’s fident in its own ability. a battle for glory, and people all the 1960’s, 70’s, and 80’s, caused by an “overproduction national soccer team has quali- After beating European Cup over the world wait every four Kareem Abdul-Jabbar silent- of an abnormal protein” that fied for the World Cup consis- Champion Spain in the semi- years for the return of this magi- ly revolutionized the way causes too many white blood tently in the past few World finals of the Confederations Cup cal cup. basketball was played. cells to be produced. Cups (which takes place every the world of soccer was alight Even if the US shows up with This past November, how- However, for this rare con- four years in a different coun- with talk of the US soccer team a great team and ready to play, it ever, Adbul-Jabbar dition many vaccines and try). and how they could be the next seems unlikely that a team announced that last year he treatments are being pro- The US Men’s Soccer Team has world superpower in soccer. whose national sport isn’t soccer was diagnosed with a rare duced. As a matter of fact, even qualified for the second These accusations are dubious at can get farther than the quarter- form of leukemia called many patients become free of stage of the competition in the best at the moment, but have finals of the World Cup. chronic myeloid leukemia cancer before it progresses past a handful of times (a major definitely instilled a sense of Junior Grace Rubright (www.nytimes.com). into a more harmful stage. accomplishment for a team that pride and motivation behind US explained: “I think they [the He finally came into the Particularly for Abdul- is not from South America or soccer. U.S. team] will win games at the open about the condition to Jabbar, his fight is saddening. Europe), most notably in 2006 After this Confederations World Cup but they will defi- spread the message that the As a father of 5 children, he when the team made it to the Cup’s semi-final, US Captain nitely not be the best team there condition is treatable and has always put his family quarterfinals only to be edged Carlos Bocanegra said “I think it and they will be playing some with enough awareness, it above his career. Even so, his out by dogged Ghana. just shows that we can compete difficult matches. Still, it should can be completely prevented. career sparkled. He won three Yet it seems the US Nation with the best. Now we need to be cool to see them playing in Leukemia is nothing new to national titles for UCLA and Soccer Team is determined to do do it on a consistent basis.” (soc- the World Cup and cheer our Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. His six NBA championships. even better at this upcoming cernet.espn.go.com) team on.” grandfather and uncle both Just as people called him lost their battles with the “the Kareem of the Crop” in Ovechkin’s playing style is out of control condition, and his father the 1970’s, he is considered a barely survived. This long class guy even today. As a By: Greg Schlosser we got the feeling he’s really later, he once again had a knee history of the disease surely matter of fact, he played Sports Editor trying to hurt guys at times” to knee collision with Carolina contributed to Kareem’s dis- longer than anybody else in (www.nbcsports.com). Hurricane player Tim Gleason. ease, but it also made Kareem the NBA, 20 seasons. There is no doubt that Gonchar ended up missing The hit on Gleason forced the Abdul-Jabbar more aware of Overall, Abdul-Jabbar’s Washington Capitals’ super several games due to this knee NHL to suspend Ovechkin for the disease. coming out of the shadows on star Alexander Ovechkin is fun injury, and Ovechkin was not two games (www.espn.com). In addition, he had a close this disease has been a free- to watch. He has made some given a fine or a suspension. Of However, these are only a friend who died of leukemia. ing experience for himself as questionable hits, however, and course, the knee-to-knee colli- few instances where Ovechkin In a recent interview Abdul- well as the public. With this can now be regarded as the one sion is a very dirty play in has been punished for playing Jabbar stated, “He got diag- recent announcement, the Los of the league’s dirtiest players. today’s NHL. With Ovechkin’s dirty. In reality, Ovechkin can nosed one day and within Angeles Times reported that Most Pittsburgh Penguin speed, any collision with him be seen taking runs at players four weeks he was dead.” He it will be easier for Kareem fans probably recall when can cause a very serious injury. every game he plays in and continued, “I thought I was and his fans to cope with the Ovechkin injured Sergei Unfortunately, Ovechkin has even leaving his feet to punish on that same path. I don’t cancer. Gonchar in the 2009 Stanley continued his dirty ways into an opposing player (jumping Cup Playoffs. Gonchar, who the 2009-2010 NHL season. As into a player is illegal in the Concussions becoming a big saw he was about to get hit of December 2, 2009, NHL). part of the NFL hard by Ovechkin, side- Ovechkin has been ejected two This style of play, as seen by stepped past Ovechkin thinking times in three games due to the injuries caused by By: Greg Schlosser players and are taking head he had just avoided a bone dirty hits (www.cbc.ca). In a Ovechkin, is extremely danger- Sports Editor injuries more seriously. Ben crushing check. Ovechkin, game against Tampa Bay, ous and should not be taken Roethlisberger suffered a con- however, couldn’t let Gonchar Ovechkin shoved Lightning lightly by NHL commissioner Football has always been a cussion in a game against go untouched and immediately player Jamie Heward face first Gary Bettman. Bettman needs heavy contact sport, and that is Kansas City and had the chance stuck out his left knee, which in the boards, in which he to continue to suspend and fine unlikely to change. The NFL, to play the next week. collided with Gonchar’s left received a boarding major Ovechkin for his dirty play, or however, is looking to change Roethlisberger, however, decid- knee. (where another player hits an one day Ovechkin might hurt its policy on the way concus- ed not to play due to exercise Pens defenseman Brooks unsuspecting player face first someone enough to end their sions are handled. induced headaches. Orpik said of the hit, “To us, into the boards). Two games career in the NHL. After a doctor started linking Arizona Cardinals quarterback former NFL player deaths to Kurt Warner was another player concussions, the NFL has started who sat out because of his con- The NCAA should eliminate conference title games to research ways to reduce head cussion. He said, “I know I could By: Nick Buzzelli are the major conferences that in extra revenue for the confer- injuries (www.usatoday.com). dictate it, but then I had to go, Opinions Editor hold championship games. ences,” said sophomore Michael Roger Goodell, the league com- ‘What are you thinking?’ Typically, the conferences play Polens. “The winners of a con- missioner, wants to institute a because I know this is bigger College football has always them during the last week of the ference need to be the team who rule in which any player who than that” (www.bradentonher- practiced the tradition of send- season, increasing the schedule has the best league record, not sustains a concussion in a game ald.com). ing the best team from their from 12 to 13 games. the winner of a single game.” will not be allowed to return to What Warner said could respective conferences to be The conferences are split up Another negative of the that game (www.huffington- almost be seen as a culture representatives in the country’s into two divisions and the win- championship game is that, post.com). change in the NFL these days. In biggest bowl games. ners clash in the title match. To while fans like to see an extra This rule might be a hard rule previous years, players would Most major conferences be able to divide a league into game on the schedule, it drags to enforce as the AP reported often opt to play with head throughout the nation have a divisions, however, there must out the season. A student-athlete that 30 out 160 players inter- injuries. Now that many players championship game in a neutral be an even number of teams in does not need to still be playing viewed have lied or downplayed have seen the long term effects area that puts their two best the conference. football in January; needs to their concussion symptoms. The concussions have had on others, teams in a match and the winner (www.espn.com). devote their time to his studies NFL could also look into making sitting out a week or two is a receives an automatic BCS bowl Even if the NCAA would in order to graduate with a col- stronger, more durable helmets better option compared to play- berth (www.bscfootball.org). decide to split up different con- lege degree. to prevent head injuries, but pre- ing and only making the injury While this may appear to be a ferences throughout the country, While it does not seem like venting concussions during car- worse. positive aspect to the game not all the rival opponents every NCAA football confer- like collisions between 200 NFL Spokesman Greg Aiello because it lengthens the season, would be scheduled to play each ence will agree on one way for pound players might be impossi- said, “Everybody is much more but in the long run, it has many other (www.umgoblue.com). determining the champions, ble. aware and more conservative in negative effects on the players “I do not like conference conference championship Fortunately, NFL players are the way they’re managing them. and the sport. championship games because games one of the downside of seeing the long term effects con- And that’s a good thing” The ACC, SEC and Big 12, they were only created to bring college football. cussions are having on retired (www.bradenton.com). 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Fashion designers bundle women up stylishly Palin and Oprah New Moon garners mixed reviews By: Alaina Zemanick during their individual fashion News Editor weeks, greys, blacks, browns, and finally meet By: Meghan Taylor has great graphics that are used tans could be found on any sort of By: Marni Schreiber Front Page Editor throughout the whole movie to As the winter season approach- accessory or apparel. The Editor-in-Chief depict the intensity of the sce- es, chic women fall back to the renowned house of Prada deliv- On November 20, 2009, the narios. fall/winter 2009 runway shows ered large wool coats in shades of After many months of wait- much anticipated sequel, The The ever so popular Taylor from this past February as a mahogany and black that would ing, talk show host Oprah Twilight Saga: New Moon, was Lautner, who plays Jacob reminder of what to stock their warm any woman fashionably in Winfrey and former vice-presi- released in theatres worldwide. Black, receives the favored new wardrobe with. Designers the cold. Donna Karan joined dential candidate New Moon is the next install- character vote from many girls. grabbed ideas from a variety of Prada with a similar color scheme finally met on Oprah’s couch. ment of the Twilight saga, Although, such praise may sources this season, but a few but with occasional pops of cobalt Palin, who refused to interview based on a series of four books partly be because he is seen prevalent trends were truly and red. with Oprah during the presi- written by Stephanie Meyer throughout the movie without noticed. One style also noted was the dential race after embarrassing (www.stephaniemeyer.com). his shirt on causing girls of all A primary comeback for the incorporation of heavy-duty win- herself while interviewing with The countdown to the film ages in the audience to swoon fall/winter ter gear. In the Katie Couric and Charles was huge as people everywhere over the 17 year old heart- was the 80s, a Marc by Marc Gibson, was finally ready to anticipated the movie and throb. trend that Jacobs collec- talk to the sometimes contro- bought tickets much in New Moon is definitely a step New York tion, models versial Oprah about such issues advance. The picture’s opening up from the original Twilight Magazine donned warm- as past interview embarrass- weekend was the third largest movie. The acting has calls “not so looking boots ments, her famous family scan- subtle.” The with chunky ever with a total of improved, and the overall film dal involving Levi Johnston, reappearance knits and flan- $142,839,137 (www.boxoffice- has better quality. When New her plans for 2012, and her new of this decade nel, almost as mojo.com). Moon lacks intensity, things book, Going Rougue. was led by though they For those who don’t know, tend to be funny and can give Oprah was not afraid to ask Marc Jacobs were prepared the Twilight Saga tells the story the audience a good laugh. This Palin a question on many peo- with his fabu- for a New of a vampire family who live effect results from the intensity ple’s minds: why could you not lous self- England snow among humans. New Moon that the audience knows should named collec- storm. name a single magazine or picks up at the point in the be there but is not present. tion. The Style.com publication when interviewed story where Edward and Bella Victoria Wagner, a Twilight clothes detailed that by Katie Couric last year? are still together, but a horrible fan and a junior at Upper St. brought back the models Immediately defensive, Palin accident prompts Edward to Clair High School, said, “New explained that Couric was memories of appeared leave Bella. Moon was awesome! It was annoying and “recalled how Debbie Harry “more like With Edward gone, Bella much better than Twilight.” she [Palin] left a rally ‘pumped and Cyndi Junior feels truly alone for the first A Prada walks the runway for the up’ and aglow, only to pull Lauper in Mountaineers time in her life. She discovers label’s fall 2009 show. (Photo cortesy of back the curtain and discover their prime, than they did that when she does invigorating Flickr). Ms. Couric waiting with cam- and the hair club-hoppers.” things, she gets an adrenaline era and crew” and makeup reflected the extrem- At Missoni in Milan, they gave rush and pictures Edward (www.nytimes.com). ity of that as well. the fashion world their renowned warning her against whatever “I was thinking about the good Oprah, along with many knitwear with a twist. Instead, the action is. After the discov- old days in New York,” Jacobs designer Angela Missoni moved audience members and view- ery of such an occurrence, said as he described his inspira- away from the usual zigzag motif ers, were shocked by Palin’s Bella calls upon her friend tion, “when getting dressed up and piled the models with long rude attitude when discussing a Jacob to help her fix motorcy- was such a joy” scarfs, leggings, and snoods (a fair and uniform interview with cles to get her mind off (www.style.com). hood-scarf hybrid). The comfort- Couric. Another trend that compliment- ably muted hues of baby pink and Ms. Couric, keeping it Edward. As Bella becomes ed the upcoming winter season peach added a nice coziness to the classy, simply responded to closer to Jacob, who also has a was neutrals. Seen in every city entire collection. Palin’s disrespecting behavior secret, supernatural events and outlandish claims with the occur and end with Bella hav- A Christmas Carol provides a fun winter experience fact that “‘the interview speaks ing to make a tough decision. for itself’” New Moon is a great love- By: Greg Schlosser for Bob Crachit (Gary Oldman) (www.examiner.com). story with a twist of science Sports Editor and Scrooge’s Nephew (Colin Senior Olivia Lammel, in fiction. The passion displayed Firth) as well (www.imdb.com). response to Couric’s comment, between Kristen Stewart, who Of all the Christmas stories Even so, one place where the plays Bella, and Robert out there, A Christmas Carol by movie drifts away from the explained that “You can Charles Dickens is one of the original story is when Scrooge respect Couric’s respons; she Pattinson, who plays Edward, most famous. The story, which is visited by the Ghost of didn’t make a catty remark like is apparent. Also, the movie has been made into a play and Christmas Yet to Come. During Palin. Couric showed that she even a Muppet movie, is about a the visit, Scrooge is shrunk by is the bigger person.” cheap, frivolous man named the spirit and chased around by Oprah later moved on to dis- Ebenezer Scrooge who is visit- ghostly horses in the industrial cuss another controversial ed by three ghosts attempting to center of London. While the issue: the family drama with persuade Scrooge to leave his scene is somewhat exciting, it Levi Johnston. When asked if cruel and harsh ways behind. Of really doesn’t add to the story at Levi would be welcome at the course, Scrooge eventually all. What life lessons would Palin Thanksgiving table, Palin becomes a better person and Scrooge possibly learn by run- responded that her daughter’s doesn’t suffer the fate his cruel ning away from scary horses? ex fiancé is “a part of the fam- friend Marley did seven years However, the film is a bit dark ily and you want to bring him earlier, as Marley was forced to and, at times, downright scary. in the fold and kind of under wear heavy chains for all eterni- From Marley’s grand entrance your wing. And he needs that, ty. to the part with the Ghost of too, Oprah […]I think he needs Fortunately, the new 2009 Christmas Yet to Come, to know that he is loved and he adaptation of A Christmas Carol Zemeckis’s version takes a has the most beautiful child” is one that stays true to the orig- darker look at the classic tale. (www.nydailynews.com). inal story and provides good A.O. Scott, a reviewer for The When discussing the year visuals. Robert Zemeckis, the New York Times, said, “…the 2012, Palin tried to avoid the director, uses breathtaking ani- ghosts are not playful spooks topic of running for president. mation and makes the film but rather symbols of the deep Palin told Oprah that “Trig is much more immersive because terror at the heart of this not- heading into kindergarten in of it. For example, the animated entirely-cheerful story, gov- 2012. I’m looking forward to Scrooge, voiced by Jim Carrey, erned from start to finish by the that. I don’t know what I’m actually looks a bit like the real agonizing fear of death.” going to be doing in 2012” Jim Carrey. The character has Junior Megan Povenz agreed: (www.newsday.com). also been altered to look a lot “I thought that the movie was a Recently, Palin has started like Scrooge, yes, but the fact bit scary at times, such as when her newest endeavor; a stint on that Scrooge resembles Jim the kids came out of the Ghost . Because of this new Carrey allows the characters to of Christmas Present’s Robe, job, it seems less likely that appear as if they are real people but overall I enjoyed the Palin will be on the ticket for on screen. The same also goes movie.” 2012. Entertainment Page 8 January 2010

Them Crooked Vultures are the newest “Super-Group” on the music scene Batman: Arkham Asylum is one of the best games of all time By: Devin Ellis Vultures , who knew each other sound. also By: Garrett Cimina Stalking is phase two of the Copy Editor previously from working with influenced Them Crooked Assistant Opinions Editor Arkham Asylum experience, each other’s bands, have quick- Vultures’ musical style using consisting of Batman sneaking In 2005, former Nirvana ly hammered out an exciting the sound he developed with A year after The Dark around rooms filled with drummer and self- titled album. . Knight emptied the pockets of Joker’s henchmen, waiting for front man Dave Grohl gives the songs a steady beat Hommes high pitched, psyche- summer moviegoers, Batman an opportunity to get one remarked in an interview that almost reminiscent of his delic guitar riffs, accompanied has returned to the forefront of henchman by himself, knock his next project would involve Nirvana days. The extremely with his low mellow vocals, action. His first effort for the him unconscious and escaping him playing with talented John Paul Jones skill- will be a treat for any fan of Xbox 360 and Playstation 3, before the other henchmen bassist John Paul Jones and fully uses his years of experi- QOTSA. Dave Grohl’s grungy, Batman: Arkham Asylum, has pump Batman’s body full of Queens of the Stone Age front ence with Led Zeppelin to lay yet very adept, drumming is a become recognized as not only lead. Stalking is the most man Josh Homme. “That down funky baselines. The reminder of Nirvana, while his a must-have game, but one of complicated portion of game- wouldn’t suck”, Grohl added. charismatic Josh Homme leads backing vocals are more the greatest video games of all play, largely due to the ever- (www.antiquiet.com) evocative of the Foo time. expanding arsenal of gadgets Playing music with Jones Fighters. In the beginning, Batman Batman has at his disposal. and Homme most certainly Nevertheless, the catches the Joker, straps him Investigation is the last wouldn’t suck, but the sounds and styles that into the Batmobile, and then major feature of Arkham names involved in the pre- each band member sup- dashes out to Arkham Asylum, Asylum’s gameplay, but plays vious statment statement plies to the motley crew Gotham City’s center for the a much smaller role than the are such big music celebri- does not make Them criminally insane. Of course, other two features. Batman’s ties that not many people Crooked Vultures’ sound things do not go so smoothly cowl is equipped with special took it too seriously, and like a mixed bag of clash- upon arrival, as the Joker lenses to identify clues in the surely enough, no word of ing music, or, even escapes with the help of some environment, revealing trails the super group came up worse, like a lame cover other classic Batman villains, that lead to the Joker’s next initially as a result of band. The musicians’ such as Harley Quinn and twisted scheme. A few of Grohl’s statement. styles mix perfectly into Killer Croc, and then proceeds these clues, however, require However, on August 9, a groovy yet punk, to conduct a hostile takeover the gamer to have some exist- 2009, a mysterious band vibrant yet mellow style of the asylum’s island. Thus, ing knowledge of the Batman called Them Crooked John Paul Jones (left), Dave Grohl (center), and Josh of rock. In the songs Batman is immediately called canon to recognize, such as Homme (left), otherwise known as Them Crooked Vultures played a show at Vultures, playing in Berlin on December 7, 2009 (Photo “Bandoliers”, “Dead End to halt the Joker’s evil plans. Two-Face’s cell. the Cabernet Metro in cortesy of Flickr). Friends”, and (what is Fans of the movies will likely While the majority of the (www.them- rumored to be the band’s enjoy the plot, even though, as game is highly engaging crookedvultures.com). The the songs with hard hitting riffs first single) “”, each arstechnica.com puts it, “This thanks to terrific voice work, band included the musicians and mellow, harmonizing musicians influence is felt, but isn’t a tie-in to any of varied gameplay, and pulse- that Grohl spoke of 4 years ear- vocals. the music mixes together into a Christopher Nolan’s films.” pounding boss battles, the lier: Grohl on drums, Jones on USCHS junior and rock wonderful, raunchy rock that While the story may seem final confrontation with the bass (of course) and Homme music fan Ben Garfinkle said any fan of rock n’ roll can fairly routine for a superhero Joker is unquestionably one of with guitar and singing respon- of the band’s new album, “It’s appreciate. game, the gameplay itself eas- the biggest letdowns in recent sibility. One of the most pro- actually really good. It sounds Critics all over the music ily makes up for it. Batman is memory. lific rock super groups of all like a sort of strange punk rock world have raved and enjoyed portrayed as melee master and Arkham Asylum has con- time had formed, at worst and is a throwback to older the emergence of Them master detective, silent stalker quered more than just the equaling the quality of super sounds of . I loved Crooked Vultures and the three and roundhouse-kicker. So retail sales charts, where it has groups such as folk rock group it!” stars have appeared on the the game can really be divided remained in the top 10 since The Raconteurs, which includ- Upon listening to the album, cover of music magazines into 3 parts: fighting, stalking, its release back in August. But ed Jack White and Brendon it is apparent that each member including and and investigating. the game has accomplished Benson, or Audioslave, whose brought influence from their NME. Rolling Stone also notes Fighting is a down-and- something much more unique. lineup had Rage Against the respective bands to Them that “The album [Them dirty, punching, kicking affair, When GameInformer released Machine’s guitarist Tom Crooked Vultures. John Paul Crooked Vultures] sticks to the but one which Batman makes its definitive list of the top Morello (as well as Rage’s Jones brings the sound of Led sort of low-end guitar boogie appear incredibly smooth. 200 games last month, rhythm section) and former Zeppelin to the table, but not that Homme and Grohl were There are only a few basic Batman: Arkham Asylum was Soundgarden front man Chris only with his bass. The songs blasting in their Camaros when controls to the game’s fighting named #104. Apparently, Cornell. “Reptiles”, “Elephants” and they bummed their first ciga- mechanic, so it is very Batman: Arkham Asylum is The members of the newly “Scumbag Blues” borrow lib- rettes”approachable, even for non- “nothing short of superb” formed Them Crooked erally from that Led Zeppelin (www.rollingstone.com). gamers. (mtv.com). Norah Jones completes reformation for new album By: Madeline Kushner together again, but it felt like a be heard accompanying greats that will instantly become artist’s new pop style. Entertainment Editor good time to work with new peo- like Quincy Jones, Herbie engraved in one’s mind. Yet, the most innovative song ple and experiment with different Hancock, Al Green, and is a mem- The song “Even Though” uti- on the record is “It’s Gonna Be” On Tuesday, November 17, sounds” (www.billboard.com). ber of Late Night with Jimmy lizes a repetitive bass beat that is which, according to Rolling Stone, 2009, after already selling 36 Fallon’s band The Roots. In subjected to the occasional alter- “borrows its arena bounce from million records, Norah Jones addition, the female artist ation, to prevent a boring melody, Gary Glitter’s ‘Rock and Roll Part officially turned over a new also created the album under combining the folksy, low-key 2’ but still makes you want to curl leaf by stocking shelves with new producer Jacquire style that is classic Jones with the up with a toddy.” her new, innovative album, King, whose previous works The Fall include Modest Mouse and (www.rollingstone.com). Kings of Leon Jones, characterized by her (www.npr.com). airy voice and soft-toned But Jones’s desire to piano accompaniment, some- recreate herself was not the thing perfect for a low-key only drive for the new event, strays from her album. Recently ending a jazzy/folksy norm towards a lengthy relationship with PRESENT THIS AD ON YOUR NEXT VISIT AND RECEIVE new electric-pop sound. The bassist Lee Alexander, Jones singer/, in an uses her new record, for the attempt to reestablish herself, first time, as an outlet for her also introduces the utilization Norah Jones picturedperforming on “Soundcheck” pro- feelings, allowing her sub- of the guitar and Wurlitzer moting her new album (Photo cortesy of Flickr). conscious to seep into the TANNING SESSION organ in addition to the usual lyrics of the new songs, to OR AN AQUA MASSAGE FOR ONLY FIVE DOLLARS piano to amplify a new electric Jones’s reformation is assisted describe the next chapter of her Expires 3.15.2010 Some restrictions apply. See store for details. band feel (www.livedaily.com). through the talents of great musi- life (www.livedaily.com). 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