CREATED BY Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa
EPISODE 4.02
“Chapter Fifty-Nine: Fast Times at Riverdale High”
On the heels of tragedy, Archie forges a new beginning for an old friend. Jughead receives a special offer. Veronica pays for her parents’ mistakes.
WRITTEN BY: Michael Grassi | Will Ewing
DIRECTED BY: Pamela Romanowsky
ORIGINAL BROADCAST: October 16, 2019
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K.J. Apa ... Archie Andrews Lili Reinhart ... Betty Cooper Camila Mendes ... Veronica Lodge Cole Sprouse ... Jughead Jones Madelaine Petsch ... Cheryl Blossom Mark Consuelos ... Hiram Lodge Casey Cott ... Kevin Keller Charles Melton ... Reggie Mantle Vanessa Morgan ... Toni Topaz Skeet Ulrich ... FP Jones Eli Goree ... Mad Dog Matthew Yang King ... Marty Mantle Robert Moloney ... Lawyer Wyatt Nash ... Charles Smith Kerr Smith ... Principal Honey Sam Witwer ... Mr. Chipping Alex Barima ... Johnathan Sean Depner ... Bret Weston Wallis Sarah Desjardins ... Donna Sweett Colin Lawrence ... Coach Clayton Trinity Likins ... Jellybean Jones Doralynn Mui ... Joan Drew Ray Tanner ... Fangs Fogarty Bernadette Beck ... Peaches 'N Cream Mark Blancaflor ... Paparazzi #2 Glynis Davies ... Miss Haggly Morgan Derera ... Paparazzi #3 Marion Eisman ... Doris Bell Adam Pateman ... Paparazzi #1 Marcus Zane ... Louie
1 00:00:08,299 --> 00:00:10,844 -[narrator] Previously on Riverdale: -[Kevin] The Farm left me.
2 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:12,762 The worthy ascended.
3 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:15,598 -Where's my mom and Polly? -Gone. Everyone is.
4 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,059 I'm Charles. Your brother.
5 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:20,311 It's vital that we find your mom ASAP.
6 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:23,565 -Is there anything we can do to help? -Thought you might ask.
7 00:00:23,648 --> 00:00:24,774 Welcome home, Jay-Jay.
8 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:28,820 -We want your father, not you. -Understood, Agent Ordelia.
9 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:31,239 -You're under arrest. -For what?
10 00:00:31,322 --> 00:00:34,451 For conducting illegal activities at your establishments.
11 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:37,912 Hermione Lodge, you're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder.
12 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:39,039 Your own husband's.
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13 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:42,000 This is what I got when I asked my dad about that stupid game.
14 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:44,461 Been thinking about making some changes to this place.
15 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:47,130 -I want you to help me run it. -Oh, yeah.
16 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,966 [Archie] Fred Andrews will always be a part of Riverdale.
17 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:51,009 I love you so much, Dad.
18 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:55,055 [Jughead] After Mr. Andrews' funeral,
19 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:57,807 the rest of summer vacation passed in a surreal haze.
20 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:03,730 Betty, Veronica and I spent as much time as we could with Archie.
21 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:05,565 We had dinner at Pop's every night.
22 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:08,985 And every day, you could tell he was getting better and better.
23 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:15,200 I'm not saying he wasn't still heartbroken, the entire town was,
24
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:17,202 but my pal Archie's a fighter.
25 00:01:17,368 --> 00:01:19,329 And by the last day of summer vacation,
26 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:22,874 while the football field was being mowed for the new season
27 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:26,294 and the school floors were being buffed to a shine
28 00:01:27,086 --> 00:01:30,048 and banners for the first dance of the year were being hung...
29 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:32,884 Archie was doing what he does best.
30 00:01:33,384 --> 00:01:36,012 You know, Mad Dog, I was thinking, school starts tomorrow.
31 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:39,224 What if you came with me?
32 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:44,145 -Why would I do that? -I don't know, to get your diploma.
33 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:46,105 Don't you want it?
34 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:50,110 -Hell, yeah. -Okay, then this is your chance.
35 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,530 -Isn't your brother gonna be a freshman? -I don't know.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 36 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:55,698 After everything I've lived through,
37 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:59,035 I don't think going back to textbooks and cafeteria politics is really my scene.
38 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,537 Yeah, it's not mine, either.
39 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:04,249 But getting that diploma is what my dad wanted, so I'll do it.
40 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:06,501 Look, we could do it together.
41 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:09,796 -You could try out for the Bulldogs. -Ooh. A little pigskin.
42 00:02:09,879 --> 00:02:10,964 [both laugh]
43 00:02:11,047 --> 00:02:11,881 -Really? -Really.
44 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,842 [Betty] So, Mom missed another check-in with you?
45 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:16,845 Yes. But like I said, don't panic.
46 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:19,180 This isn't the first time she's been late with reports.
47 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:22,725 Well, Charles, what if that means she's been found out?
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48 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:27,105 Listen, until she contacts us, you should just focus on being a high school student.
49 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:29,274 I'll reach out if anything changes.
50 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:35,196 Now that your parents' court date has been set, you need to make a decision.
51 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:39,409 Are you testifying on behalf of your mother or your father, or both?
52 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:40,535 Or neither.
53 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:42,495 I can be Switzerland.
54 00:02:44,455 --> 00:02:47,959 At the very minimum, I recommend you issue a statement of support.
55 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:52,088 -The press will want to know where you-- -No comment. That's my statement.
56 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:54,465 Now if you'll excuse me, Mr. Sowerberry,
57 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:57,510 I have some last-minute school supply shopping I need to do.
58 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:01,723 Well, Jay-Jay, which one for the first day of school?
59 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:06,561
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY Rebellious white after Labor Day or my signature red?
60 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:10,231 I agree 100 percent.
61 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:13,902 [Betty] I really can't imagine a better way
62 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,321 to spend our last night of summer vacation.
63 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:17,697 Isn't it crazy?
64 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:21,576 In just nine months, life as we know it will be over.
65 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:23,244 No more high school.
66 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,204 No more Blue and Gold.
67 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,625 No more heart-to-hearts at the lockers.
68 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,460 Oh, B. Don't be sad.
69 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,462 I'm sorry, guys.
70 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:35,798 I can't help but think, life goes by so fast.
71 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:39,928 And none of us are very good
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY at stopping to savor it.
72 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:44,390 -But tonight we will be. -Mm-hm.
73 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:50,480 I think that's our cue, Archiekins.
74 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:03,159 [chuckles]
75 00:04:03,701 --> 00:04:06,996 ♪ Don't be cautious, don't be kind ♪
76 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:11,542 ♪ You committed, I'm your crime ♪
77 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:14,629 ♪ Push my button anytime ♪
78 00:04:14,712 --> 00:04:18,633 ♪ You got your finger on the trigger But your trigger finger's mine ♪
79 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:21,928 ♪ By the way ♪
80 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:26,099 ♪ You've been uninvited ♪
81 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:29,310 ♪ 'Cause all you say ♪
82 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:34,232 ♪ Are all the same things I did ♪
83 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:37,902 ♪ Copycat trying to cop my manner ♪
84 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:41,781
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY ♪ Watch your back When you can't watch mine ♪
85 00:04:41,864 --> 00:04:45,451 ♪ Copycat trying to cop my glamour ♪
86 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:49,330 ♪ Why so sad, bunny, You can't have mine? ♪
87 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:04,512 Archie! I forgot to set the alarm. Get up. We're gonna be late.
88 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,060 -You guys! Wake up! -[Jughead] Huh?
89 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:14,272 We're gonna be late for the first day of senior year. Hurry up.
90 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:28,202 You're late.
91 00:05:29,912 --> 00:05:32,582 -And you are? -I'm Principal Weatherbee's replacement.
92 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:34,042 Mr. Honey.
93 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:39,172 We apologize for the tardiness, Mr. Honey. It won't happen again.
94 00:05:40,339 --> 00:05:44,093 I don't know what kind of a ship Waldo Weatherbee was running around here.
95 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:48,514 Things are gonna be different this year. We'll have order, discipline...
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96 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:50,224 consequences.
97 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:53,019 Now, get out of my sight.
98 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:04,489 Okay. He sets up the bubble screen for you.
99 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:07,325 You catch, bam. You run like hell.
100 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:10,119 -You're one of the fastest we've got. -Coach.
101 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:13,081 Any chance we can make room for one more Bulldog?
102 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:15,541 Our lineup's pretty much set. Are you looking to play?
103 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,293 Definitely. If you'll have me on the team.
104 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:20,630 -So, what's your name? -Munroe. Munroe Moore.
105 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:25,510 -Come to practice. Show us what you got. -For sure. I'll be there.
106 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:27,595 This is gonna be the best season ever.
107 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:40,858 I'm not too late, am I? To sign up for...
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108 00:06:41,859 --> 00:06:43,861 I don't know, I was thinking maybe an arts reporter.
109 00:06:44,153 --> 00:06:44,987 Kevin.
110 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:46,739 Betty...
111 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:49,742 I'm also here because...
112 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:55,832 I've been doing a lot of work on myself ever since I was left behind by the Farm
113 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,251 and it's helped me to realize that I don't--
114 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,754 I don't need the Farm to make me feel whole,
115 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:06,384 but I do need my friends, especially my former best friend.
116 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:14,600 I am... so sorry for the way I treated you while I was under Edgar's spell.
117 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:19,439 Oh, you mean like when you dragged me by my ankles to get a lobotomy?
118 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,274 Yeah, I--
119 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:24,777
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY I'm most ashamed of that.
120 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,488 I hope that I can show you how much I've changed
121 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:28,990 and I hope...
122 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:32,827 that I prove to you that you can-- You can trust me again.
123 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:37,748 I-- I'm so, so sorry, Betty.
124 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:43,504 Just fill out an application, Kev.
125 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:46,132 And then we'll see.
126 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:50,261 [Doris] Jughead Jones,
127 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,972 please report to the principal's office.
128 00:07:53,055 --> 00:07:56,350 -Jughead Jones, to the principal's office. -[knock on door]
129 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:02,273 -Am I in trouble again? -No. In fact, you have a visitor.
130 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:05,401 I'm Mr. Chipping. It's nice to meet you, Jughead.
131 00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:06,569 Nice to meet you, too.
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132 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:10,990 Over the summer, you submitted a short story to a writing contest.
133 00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:15,119 -[sighs] Yeah, I didn't win. -Yeah, I know. I was one of the judges.
134 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,663 I was very impressed with your voice.
135 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:20,124 And while I couldn't sway my fellow judges,
136 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:25,129 I can offer you an opportunity to come study writing with me.
137 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:28,090 I am a teacher at Stonewall Prep.
138 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:30,218 You want me to transfer to Stonewall Prep?
139 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:33,262 -It's a tremendous offer, Mr. Jones. -I'm good.
140 00:08:34,388 --> 00:08:36,974 But thank you for the visit and for liking my story.
141 00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:41,145 [Veronica] My good news of the day is,
142 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,231 Mrs. Burble said I'm a shoo-in for Harvard.
143 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,817
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY I mean, obviously. Damn.
144 00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:50,363 Guess I better start looking at community colleges in-- Where is Harvard?
145 00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:52,949 Veronica! You think your mother tried to have your father killed?
146 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:55,076 -Back off. -Whose side will you choose?
147 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:55,993 Oh, hell no.
148 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:59,080 [man] What do you think of your father's claims that he's innocent?
149 00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:03,042 I'm not having my senior year ruined by a bunch of blood-sucking paparazzi.
150 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,336 [reporters clamoring]
151 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:06,712 Screw it.
152 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:07,797 [alarm ringing]
153 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:08,798 Archie.
154 00:09:10,299 --> 00:09:11,926 So much for a quiet senior year.
155 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:13,386 [bell ringing]
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156 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:15,638 [reporters clamoring]
157 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:28,150 Mr. Honey, thank you for meeting with us.
158 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:31,362 I, Cheryl Blossom, as student body president,
159 00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:35,283 and Antoinette Topaz, as acting student body vice president,
160 00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:38,619 would like to personally welcome you to Riverdale High.
161 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:40,788 Thank you, ladies.
162 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,583 I was actually going to reach out to you
163 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:47,211 regarding that back-to-school dance that you've organized.
164 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:48,754 Let's cancel.
165 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:50,131 For why?
166 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,675 At the last student dance, multiple students were murdered.
167 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:57,013 Yes, but that's exactly why we need this dance.
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168 00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:58,222 To heal.
169 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:02,893 Mr. Honey, if I may speak from personal experience,
170 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:06,606 the back-to-school dance, after my brother Jason's death,
171 00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:09,692 provided much-needed catharsis.
172 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:11,944 Well, I disagree.
173 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,035 Now, I will only repeat myself once.
174 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:23,122 There will be no back-to-school dance.
175 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:32,465 [Archie] Huddle up, guys. All right, Munroe,
176 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:34,216 let's see if we can catch them napping.
177 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:35,635 -On one. Ready? -[all] Break.
178 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:39,889 Watch your man!
179 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:44,393 Attaboy, Reggie! Don't give him an ounce of daylight, all right?
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 180 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:45,895 Come on, you hear me?
181 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:47,521 Blue 34.
182 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:48,981 Blue 34.
183 00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:50,775 Down, set. Hut!
184 00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:57,823 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
185 00:10:58,866 --> 00:10:59,700 [Marty] Come on!
186 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:02,078 -Whoo! -[laughs]
187 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:09,001 Hey! Get over here!
188 00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:11,087 Now!
189 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,012 Get over here. What are you doing?
190 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:22,515 That guy just made you look like a damn fool.
191 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:23,766 He's fast.
192 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,601 [Marty] It's unacceptable.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 193 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:28,187 That was an embarrassing display.
194 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:32,024 Go out there. Come on, man! Show me something!
195 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:43,327 [camera flash clicks]
196 00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:46,247 What the hell?
197 00:11:48,582 --> 00:11:51,043 -Oh, you have gotta be kidding me! -I was...
198 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,337 Vixens!
199 00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:57,383 This pervert was taking pictures of us while we changed.
200 00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:01,554 Collecting photos for your sad pubescent spank bank, are you?
201 00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:03,764 No. No.
202 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:07,017 A reporter from Rumordale.com reached out
203 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:10,229 and he told me he would pay 500 bucks for a photo of Veronica.
204 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:14,358 -How am I supposed to say no to that? -You just say it, you worm.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 205 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:23,576 -Nice job out there, Mad Dog. -Thanks. It's Munroe actually.
206 00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:25,619 Oh, my bad. I thought it was Mad Dog.
207 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,913 Or is that just what they called you in jail?
208 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:34,628 It was juvie. And your boy Archie was right there with me.
209 00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:37,173 -Is there a problem, guys? -No, bro. We're cool.
210 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,258 Let's settle a bet.
211 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:42,887 In prison showers, is it true what they say about dropping the soap?
212 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,557 Hey, he's not worth it, dude. Trust me.
213 00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:56,484 -What the hell is wrong with you? -What do you think, Andrews?
214 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,652 I've been captain of the Bulldogs since sophomore year.
215 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:02,156 I don't need some ex-con who showed up last minute stealing my thunder.
216 00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:05,618
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY I saw your dad giving you a hard time, but man up, you're supposed to be captain.
217 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:13,709 -Hey. -[FP] Hey.
218 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,921 Jug. You know Mr. Chipping.
219 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,298 He was telling me about an offer that he made you.
220 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:22,468 Yeah. My answer still hasn't changed.
221 00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:25,012 I'm sorry, but I can't go to your school.
222 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:28,265 If this is about money, I got a few bucks socked away.
223 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,351 No, it's not just about money.
224 00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:31,810 Boy, look me in the eye and tell me
225 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:35,105 you don't wanna go to a school that recognizes your talent.
226 00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:38,442 Jug, how about this? How about you come take a tour,
227 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,195 see the place for yourself and then make the decision?
228
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,698 -I-- No. I just don't wanna waste-- -You're taking the damn tour.
229 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,076 Have a seat.
230 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,165 [Betty] Charles, I'm back.
231 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:56,460 They ran out of fortune cookies, if you can believe that.
232 00:13:58,295 --> 00:13:59,129 Charles?
233 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,322 Wait, what?
234 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:31,495 Is this what you do when I'm not around, Betty? You read classified information?
235 00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:35,249 When were you gonna tell me that you had Kevin under surveillance?
236 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:39,295 I wasn't. From the get-go, I suspected Kevin hadn't fully cut ties with the Farm.
237 00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:41,505 I started monitoring his phone activity
238 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:44,717 and it turns out he's been texting with Fangs Fogarty.
239 00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:54,935 I mean, I was hoping that Kevin was done... with the Farm.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 240 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:57,021 It seemed like he was done.
241 00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,523 This might be a blessing in disguise.
242 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,817 We could use their relationship to our advantage.
243 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,570 In his text, Kevin keeps pushing to meet in person,
244 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:07,197 but Fangs has been holding him off, saying he can't risk it
245 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,408 unless he has something useful to offer in return.
246 00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:13,120 So, what if we accidentally let slip--
247 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:16,916 Some fake intel about our investigation in front of Kevin.
248 00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:20,502 Exactly. Something that'll lure Fangs out of hiding.
249 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,631 The first step is to develop Kevin as an asset.
250 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,175 You think you can do that?
251 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,052 One hundred percent.
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252 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:31,805 Cheryl?
253 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:43,609 You scared me. What were you doing in there?
254 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,821 I was... praying.
255 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,740 Since when are you religious?
256 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,952 I was looking for some divine guidance on how to handle this...
257 00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:54,536 discord with Mr. Honey.
258 00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:59,333 And the spirits didn't fail to deliver a hellaciously simple idea.
259 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,252 Instead of throwing a back-to-school dance,
260 00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,838 we are hosting a back-to-school party...
261 00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,841 right here at this house.
262 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:15,724 ["Archie's Party" playing]
263 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,644 ♪ Archie's gonna be there ♪
264
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:20,437 ♪ Jughead's gonna be there ♪
265 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,815 ♪ Reggie's gonna be there too ♪
266 00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:27,945 -♪ Archie's parties are out of sight ♪ -♪ Out of sight ♪
267 00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:31,740 -♪ He's gonna have one on Friday night ♪ -♪ Friday night ♪
268 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,492 ♪ Pick you up about half past eight ♪
269 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,745 Your name may be Honey, but I will always be the queen bee.
270 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,331 You have no power over me.
271 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,625 ♪ Reggie's gonna be there too ♪
272 00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,294 ♪ Betty's gonna to be there ♪
273 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,839 ♪ You and me will be there too ♪
274 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,554 -Hey, are you Forsythe? -Yeah.
275 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:57,766 Bret Weston Wallis. Mr. Chipping asked me to roll out the red carpet.
276 00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,352
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY -You can just call me Jughead. -I prefer Forsythe.
277 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,896 -Who's your friend? -Betty Cooper.
278 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,816 Cute. Very Sweet Valley High.
279 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:07,985 Let me give you some stats.
280 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:13,657 Our faculty holds 132 masters degrees and 28 doctoral degrees,
281 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,659 which sounds impressive, but the truth is
282 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,162 most of our teachers are hopelessly out of touch.
283 00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,789 Except for Mr. Chipping, he's cool. And I'm not just saying that
284 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,459 because he's coming. Mr. Chipping, how's it hanging?
285 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:27,087 Bret, don't let me interrupt you, but I wanted to invite Jughead
286 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,839 to sit in on a salon with us.
287 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,717 If I'm not mistaken, we're focusing on Moby-Dick tomorrow.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 288 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,302 Great. That's one of my favorites.
289 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,721 -See you tomorrow, Mr. Jones. -Definitely.
290 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:39,600 Betty, you can come, too. I bet you've got a lot to say about Moby-Dick.
291 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,394 No. No, I don't.
292 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:46,398 And I think I've gotten my fill of this place already, so...
293 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:50,778 It is a lot to digest. Speaking of which, the cafeteria.
294 00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:53,822 We've got vegan, keto vegan, raw keto vegan...
295 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:01,497 I don't like drama, Miss Lodge.
296 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:05,000 Neither do I, Mr. Honey.
297 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:10,839 And yet there's this article Rumordale.com published about you this morning
298 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,174 promising drama.
299 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,843 -I'm assuming you've read that. -No.
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300 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:18,430 I've been avoiding the tabloids these past few months.
301 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,850 An unnamed inside source that worked at your night club
302 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,229 is claiming that you, in fact,
303 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,982 are responsible for the crimes that your father allegedly committed.
304 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:39,785 Fascinating.
305 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,663 Your point, Mr. Honey?
306 00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:47,501 I was just wondering if you shouldn't take a sabbatical from Riverdale High.
307 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:51,797 Until you can get all these personal matters of yours... sorted.
308 00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:59,930 [laughing]
309 00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:02,724 Oh, man. I have missed hanging out with you, Betty.
310 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,854 I was thinking back to freshman year. You talked about crushing on Archie
311 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,607
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY and I would talk about whatever weird Grind'em hookup I just had.
312 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,068 -Or not had. -That I remember.
313 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:22,161 Kev, I think the reason I was cold earlier...
314 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:30,377 I mean, as you know, my mom and Polly are still at the Farm.
315 00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:34,089 And my half-brother is investigating them.
316 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,800 -Yeah. Charles? -Yeah.
317 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,636 -Right? Yeah. -Anyways, today, finally...
318 00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:42,431 there was a break in the case.
319 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,434 Really? What?
320 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:49,062 The FBI found a witness
321 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:52,274 who's willing to testify against the Farm.
322 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:56,695 Charles says it may finally break open the case.
323
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,030 -Wow. -Yeah.
324 00:19:58,780 --> 00:19:59,615 That is...
325 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:02,993 Cheers.
326 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:12,794 Kevin.
327 00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:15,339 [laughs] Fangs. Hey.
328 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:22,054 Can I at least hug you? I miss you so much.
329 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,555 I've missed you, too.
330 00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:27,601 But first, you said you had some information for me?
331 00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:28,852 Yeah, there's a...
332 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,021 There's a witness.
333 00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:33,732 The FBI found someone who is ready to come forward against Edgar.
334 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,400 Who's the witness?
335 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:40,030 I-- I don't-- I don't know.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY I didn't get a name. But...
336 00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:45,327 Information's not the only reason why you wanted to meet me, right?
337 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:48,747 Kevin, Edgar and the rest of the Farm don't think you can be trusted.
338 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,793 Of course, I mean, if you found out who the witness was,
339 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:54,628 I mean, that might change things.
340 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,589 Get the name... and then we can be together.
341 00:20:58,465 --> 00:20:59,925 Yeah. I'll try.
342 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:00,926 Good.
343 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,388 You know how to reach me.
344 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,651 -Betty... -You are so messed up, Kevin.
345 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:25,742 Reggie, Mr. Honey is riding my ass about this article on Rumordale.com.
346 00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:28,078 About me, about La Bonne Nuit.
347 00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:31,665
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY An inside source with intimate knowledge of my business
348 00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:33,959 claims that I'm the criminal kingpin, not my father.
349 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:35,627 Was it you, Reggie?
350 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:38,171 Are you the quote-unquote "inside source"?
351 00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,632 Is that why you're hiding behind those shades?
352 00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,136 I didn't say a word to the press.
353 00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:45,971 Oh, my God. Reggie, your eye.
354 00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:47,973 But maybe you should ask your old man.
355 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,895 [Archie] So, did Reggie admit to leaking the story?
356 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,230 No.
357 00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:57,024 He didn't do it.
358 00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:00,777 Archie...
359 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,405 Reggie had a black eye.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 360 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,616 And it wasn't the first time, either.
361 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,536 -Oh, from practice you mean? -No.
362 00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:11,163 No, I think...
363 00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:14,624 No, I know.
364 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,129 Reggie's dad hits him.
365 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,724 Kevin, you lied to me.
366 00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:32,684 You told me that you wanted to be my friend,
367 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:34,478 and then you go out into the woods
368 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:37,939 for some secret tryst with your cult boyfriend.
369 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:41,109 I'm-- I'm sorry for-- For everything.
370 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,779 I-- I truly do miss being your friend.
371 00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:46,281 You betrayed Betty after she gave you a chance.
372 00:22:46,364 --> 00:22:49,576
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY Yeah, I-- I wasn't thinking clearly. I just wanted to see Fangs.
373 00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:52,579 No, you wanted to trade information so you could get back
374 00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:54,498 -in the good graces of the Farm. -No.
375 00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:56,958 -You're still one of them. -I'm not. I swear, I'm not a part
376 00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:01,630 of anything. And you, you, Betty, you ignored me all summer, okay?
377 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,590 And I-- I understand.
378 00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:04,674 But I was alone.
379 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,636 At least Fangs texted me back.
380 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:10,430 He's all I have.
381 00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:15,852 Can we have a word?
382 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,783 He's useless. We gotta cut him loose.
383 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:34,412 No, Charles, I-- I believe Kevin, okay?
384 00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:37,290 I saw them in the woods.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY I think he'll help us.
385 00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:40,168 No. We're not gonna get anywhere with him. He's traumatized.
386 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:43,046 -He's lonely. -Listen, I'm sorry, Betty.
387 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,757 We'll find another way to get Alice back.
388 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:46,967 [whistle blows]
389 00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:48,885 -[girls cheering] -[Marty] Let's go, Reggie!
390 00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:49,970 Blue 18.
391 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:51,721 Blue 18.
392 00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:54,891 Down, set, hut!
393 00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:00,188 Get it, get it, get it!
394 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,900 -[Marty] Come on! -[whistle blows]
395 00:24:04,484 --> 00:24:06,611 All right, guys, hit the shower. Practice is over.
396 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:11,658 [Marty] Hey! Get over here!
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397 00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:15,453 -What the hell are you doing? -Dad, Dad, it just slipped.
398 00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:16,580 It slipped?
399 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:19,166 It won't happen again, I promise.
400 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:22,419 -If it does, so help me. I will come-- -[Archie] What?
401 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:26,840 You're gonna hit him again? Give him another black eye?
402 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:28,592 -What have you been saying? -Nothing, Dad.
403 00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:30,385 Andrews, this is none of your business.
404 00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,221 Reggie works his ass off on this field while you stand here and yell.
405 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,724 We all have to listen to it. So, get the hell out of here.
406 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:38,351 -Go, or I'll throw you out myself. -[Reggie] Back off, Andrews!
407 00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:42,856 Reggie, your dad has no right to treat you like this.
408
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:46,234 [Munroe] Hey! Hey! Knock it off, you two.
409 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,944 Hey, knock it off! Knock it off!
410 00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:50,530 You're dead to me, Andrews! Dead!
411 00:24:57,454 --> 00:24:59,122 Go. Go!
412 00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:05,545 [bell rings]
413 00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:07,964 [Bret] Hey, Forsythe.
414 00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:09,799 Guys, this is that kid from Riverdale.
415 00:25:10,133 --> 00:25:12,427 Forsythe, this is Donna, Jonathan, Joan.
416 00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:16,514 Good afternoon, seekers of knowledge. Why are we not sitting?
417 00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:21,811 Now then, Moby-Dick...
418 00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:26,942 -Hmm? -It's well-done, obviously,
419 00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:30,654 but it highlights a problem that I have with the syllabus.
420 00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:33,782 Do we really need to hear this narrative again?
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421 00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:36,785 Right. Because the only authors we're allowed to like now
422 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:38,578 are those who've lived an unblemished life.
423 00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:39,496 I'm fine with that.
424 00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:42,123 Guys, guys, guys, let's get back on topic.
425 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:47,128 Now, what do you think that the whale symbolizes?
426 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:49,381 Nothing.
427 00:25:52,759 --> 00:25:54,803 Care to elaborate on that, Mr. Jones?
428 00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:01,434 Well, it's pretty well-established that Melville hated allegory.
429 00:26:02,185 --> 00:26:04,980 I mean, he's quoted as saying that his biggest fear was Moby-Dick
430 00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:07,440 -would be seen as a fable. -[Chipping] Any rebuttals?
431 00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:13,154 -[buzzer sounds] -[door opens]
432 00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:14,864
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY [door thuds]
433 00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:19,953 Breaking out the blond wig, I see.
434 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:24,416 Yes. That's the only way I can get around without being harassed by the paparazzi.
435 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:28,211 But then you'd know all about that, wouldn't you?
436 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:32,090 Oh, are you receiving some blowback from lying through your teeth
437 00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:34,551 to get me arrested? How unfortunate.
438 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,636 Why'd you leak the story?
439 00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:39,723 Was it a desperate ploy to get me to come see you?
440 00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:42,434 Mija, I'm not paying for your crimes.
441 00:26:43,059 --> 00:26:47,105 I merely told the truth. I told the world what you are.
442 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:50,650 A Lodge... through and through.
443 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,112 Deal with it.
444 00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:56,072 [replaces receiver]
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445 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:58,283 -[door opens] -[buzzer sounds]
446 00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:00,618 ♪ Just know, if you cross her Then you cross me ♪
447 00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:03,246 ♪ Cross me, cross me If you, if you, if you ♪
448 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:08,001 ♪ If you cross her Then you cross me ♪
449 00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:10,795 ♪ And nobody's coming close, yeah ♪
450 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:13,798 ♪ And I think that you should know that If you cross her ♪
451 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:14,841 [tapping on glass]
452 00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:19,387 My esteemed guests, may I have your attention, please?
453 00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:22,557 Students of Riverdale, we have a new enemy in our midst.
454 00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:25,226 This killjoy is our new principal, Mr. Honey.
455 00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:28,063 [students murmuring and booing]
456
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:29,773 However, never fear.
457 00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:33,193 I, as your student body president, will make sure
458 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:34,986 that he's beheaded by homecoming...
459 00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:38,323 or my name isn't Cheryl Marjorie Blossom.
460 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:41,201 [all cheering]
461 00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:48,124 ♪ Better do that shit without a flirt Gotta respect... ♪
462 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:49,834 -[Jughead] Your drinks, ladies. -Thank you.
463 00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:51,002 [Veronica speaks in French]
464 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:54,506 So... what's this I hear about you transferring?
465 00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:59,094 Jug is being recruited by Stonewall Prep.
466 00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:01,846 How was the salon today, by the way?
467 00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:06,267 Shocked to say, I actually enjoyed it. And the kids have actually read Moby-Dick.
468 00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:09,604
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY Jughead, there is no school more nihilistic
469 00:28:09,687 --> 00:28:11,064 and/or privileged than Stonewall.
470 00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:14,526 Besides, why would you wanna leave your lovely girlfriend here?
471 00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:18,154 Jug, we would make anything work. Okay?
472 00:28:19,447 --> 00:28:20,532 But I would miss you.
473 00:28:20,907 --> 00:28:23,743 Trust me when I say you would be miserable.
474 00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:26,121 I'm just trying to keep an open mind, is all.
475 00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:41,010 Excuse me. What are you doing down here?
476 00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:43,763 -What's up? -This hallway is off-limits.
477 00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:46,516 The locked door at the top of the stairs should have been a hint.
478 00:28:46,641 --> 00:28:48,518 Yeah, the line to the bathroom was too long.
479 00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:51,354 -I was looking for another one. -Then get thee to the barn
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 480 00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:52,647 with the other animals.
481 00:29:00,321 --> 00:29:02,323 [crowd chattering and music playing]
482 00:29:05,368 --> 00:29:09,164 -Kev. Hey. -Hey.
483 00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:14,669 I'm sorry that we interrogated you.
484 00:29:15,044 --> 00:29:18,339 It's okay. I get it. You're trying to save your mom.
485 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:21,509 Yeah.
486 00:29:26,806 --> 00:29:28,349 What I'm about to tell you...
487 00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:32,103 puts everything on the line.
488 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:34,189 But I believe in you.
489 00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:37,233 What are you talking about?
490 00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:42,614 My mom isn't just at the Farm.
491 00:29:44,491 --> 00:29:46,659 She's undercover at the Farm.
492 00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:49,662 She's been sending us messages all summer, but she stopped
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493 00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:51,915 and I'm worried that she may be in trouble.
494 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:53,958 Oh, my God, Betty.
495 00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:57,629 And I know that you can turn around and tell Fangs everything,
496 00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,799 but I'm choosing to believe that our friendship runs deeper
497 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,717 than Edgar's brainwashing.
498 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,261 It-- It-- It does.
499 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:10,183 Kev, I need you to ask Fangs to meet with you again
500 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:12,560 so he can tell you where Edgar is hiding.
501 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,938 -He won't. -He will if you have information
502 00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:15,855 to give him.
503 00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:19,859 Like the name of the FBI witness who doesn't actually exist, by the way,
504 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:22,111 but we can give him a fake name.
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505 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:26,282 -Like who? -Like Penelope Blossom.
506 00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:29,160 Kev, will you do this? Will you help me?
507 00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:31,287 Will you help my mom?
508 00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:33,832 Of course, Betty.
509 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,002 [crowd chattering and music playing]
510 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:40,672 Yo.
511 00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:42,799 Who invited you, new guy?
512 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:45,051 Dude, Reggie, lay off.
513 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:48,346 Cheryl, you know this guy?
514 00:30:48,888 --> 00:30:51,432 No. But I certainly don't object to him being here.
515 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,351 Which is more than I can say for you.
516 00:30:53,434 --> 00:30:56,729 So, what you're saying is, Mad Dog here crashed.
517 00:30:57,188 --> 00:30:59,065
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518 00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:01,401 Wonderful. And now the po-po has arrived.
519 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:05,780 [FP] Party's over. Everybody go home.
520 00:31:06,906 --> 00:31:07,866 Go home! Move!
521 00:31:10,618 --> 00:31:13,955 Jughead, boy, you better not be drinking whatever's in that cup.
522 00:31:16,165 --> 00:31:18,459 Sheriff Jones. Someone get this man a beer.
523 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,795 You wanna see the inside of the drunk tank tonight, Mantle?
524 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:22,380 I'll take him home, Mr. Jones.
525 00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:27,260 What are the charges, Sheriff Jones, if one might ask?
526 00:31:28,136 --> 00:31:30,013 Someone called the station about the noise.
527 00:31:30,346 --> 00:31:31,180 Impossible.
528 00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:33,808 All of Thistlehouse's neighbors are either deaf or dead.
529
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:39,188 -Who exactly made this absurd complaint? -Someone named... Honey.
530 00:31:39,772 --> 00:31:40,857 Party's over, Cheryl.
531 00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:54,871 Reg, I think I already know, but how'd you get the black eye?
532 00:31:57,874 --> 00:32:00,251 What do you want me to say, huh?
533 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:04,130 That my dad hits me?
534 00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:08,092 That he beats the crap out of me over the stupidest things?
535 00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:11,512 That he's been doing it for as long as I can remember?
536 00:32:13,973 --> 00:32:15,433 I'm sorry, Reg. I really am.
537 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:21,856 I was always so jealous of the relationship you had with your dad.
538 00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:25,526 No matter what you wanted to do, he always stuck by you.
539 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:28,821 I have no idea what that feels like.
540 00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:35,078 And when your dad died...
541
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:32:37,163 --> 00:32:38,665 all I kept thinking was,
542 00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:41,250 what if it had been my old man instead?
543 00:32:50,343 --> 00:32:52,470 So, what can we do? Or what can I do?
544 00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:54,347 You've already done enough, man.
545 00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:56,182 You called him out.
546 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:58,643 Now it's on me.
547 00:33:02,355 --> 00:33:03,856 I gotta take a stand.
548 00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:06,484 So, what are you thinking?
549 00:33:07,568 --> 00:33:08,528 [door rattling]
550 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:12,573 [Archie] Bro, are you sure about this?
551 00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:17,537 Sometimes I think he loves this car more than he does me.
552 00:33:18,621 --> 00:33:20,957 I mean, you could just-- You could talk to him.
553 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:22,083 I've tried.
554
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:23,543 He doesn't listen.
555 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:27,380 It's time he starts to listen.
556 00:33:33,594 --> 00:33:35,304 Holy hell, Reg.
557 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:36,556 That'll bring this to a head.
558 00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:40,685 It's okay, Archie. I outweigh him by 50 pounds.
559 00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:54,490 Okay, everyone, I trust you all completed your summer reading.
560 00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:01,706 Who wants to read the first section out loud for us?
561 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:05,376 Anyone?
562 00:34:07,336 --> 00:34:08,212 Alrighty then.
563 00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:11,841 I'll start and you follow along.
564 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,302 "Understanding Literature.
565 00:34:15,511 --> 00:34:18,347 Chapter 6, English Drama.
566 00:34:19,515 --> 00:34:25,021 One of the great works of the Elizabethan age, Romeo and Juliet,
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567 00:34:25,813 --> 00:34:28,107 is a tragic romance...
568 00:34:29,275 --> 00:34:30,109 emblematic...
569 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:35,656 -of both Shakespeare's early period... -I can't take this.
570 00:34:35,823 --> 00:34:36,991 Come with me right now.
571 00:34:37,241 --> 00:34:38,576 ...and of Western drama...
572 00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:42,288 in the 16th and 17th centuries.
573 00:34:42,955 --> 00:34:43,956 Basic..."
574 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,333 Okay. What's going on?
575 00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:47,418 You should go to Stonewall Prep, Jug.
576 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:51,005 I hate saying that, but it's the chance of a lifetime,
577 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:55,051 and you should take it, okay? So, you should go before I change my mind.
578 00:34:55,635 --> 00:34:57,887 -What about--? -Don't worry about us. We'll make it work.
579
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:34:58,137 --> 00:34:59,597 We've been through way worse.
580 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,225 Just go pack up your stuff. I'll handle everything here, okay?
581 00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:07,438 Go. Run.
582 00:35:15,321 --> 00:35:16,864 How'd your old man react to his car?
583 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:19,367 Uh...
584 00:35:20,576 --> 00:35:22,870 It... It did what it was supposed to do.
585 00:35:24,330 --> 00:35:27,291 It got us talking. And I said some things he needed to hear.
586 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:31,921 And I don't think he'll be coming around to practices anymore.
587 00:35:37,927 --> 00:35:38,761 Bros?
588 00:35:40,221 --> 00:35:41,055 Bros for life.
589 00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:51,232 -Veronica... -[reporters clamoring]
590 00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:54,986 [pounding on door]
591 00:35:55,069 --> 00:35:57,029 [muffled reporters clamoring]
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592 00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:01,492 [pounding on door continues]
593 00:36:09,959 --> 00:36:11,377 -Okay. -[reporters clamoring]
594 00:36:12,044 --> 00:36:13,754 Fine. You win.
595 00:36:15,131 --> 00:36:17,383 You wanna know where I stand? All right.
596 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:21,971 I will give my first, last and only press conference
597 00:36:22,054 --> 00:36:26,058 on the subject of my parents tonight at La Bonne Nuit speakeasy.
598 00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:28,102 After a special performance.
599 00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:30,605 ["All That Jazz" playing]
600 00:36:32,815 --> 00:36:36,319 ♪ Come on, babe Why don't we paint the town ♪
601 00:36:38,654 --> 00:36:42,074 ♪ And all that jazz I'm gonna rouge my knees ♪
602 00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:44,243 ♪ And roll my stockings down ♪
603 00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:48,456 ♪ And all that jazz ♪
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 604 00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:52,210 ♪ Start the car I know a whoopie spot ♪
605 00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:56,172 ♪ Where the gin is cold But the piano's hot ♪
606 00:36:56,255 --> 00:37:00,259 ♪ It's just a noisy hall Where there's a nightly brawl ♪
607 00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:02,303 ♪ And all ♪
608 00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:07,934 ♪ That jazz ♪
609 00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:11,979 I'm no stranger to scandal. That's what it means to be a Lodge.
610 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,773 I love my parents.
611 00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:16,734 And because I love them, I trusted them.
612 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:21,113 And all those nefarious things Rumordale.com accused me of doing,
613 00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:23,532 yes, I did them.
614 00:37:23,991 --> 00:37:27,828 I did them under duress because my father threatened me.
615 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:33,334 And like the good, dutiful daughter, I did what I was told by Hiram Lodge.
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616 00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:36,921 ♪ Find a flask We're playing fast and loose ♪
617 00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:40,466 ♪ And all that jazz
618 00:37:40,549 --> 00:37:43,427 ♪ Right up here Is where I store the juice ♪
619 00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:48,599 ♪ And all that jazz Come on, babe ♪
620 00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:50,309 ♪ We're gonna brush the sky ♪
621 00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:53,688 ♪ I bet you lucky Lindy Never flew so high ♪
622 00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:57,358 ♪ 'Cause in the stratosphere How could he lend an ear ♪
623 00:37:57,441 --> 00:38:00,945 ♪ To all that ♪
624 00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:04,657 ♪ Jazz ♪
625 00:38:04,907 --> 00:38:07,576 You wanna know who I'm standing with in the upcoming trials?
626 00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:10,079 Neither of them.
627 00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:16,460 From this day forward,
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY I stand only with and for myself.
628 00:38:17,503 --> 00:38:19,839 ♪ No, I'm no one's wife ♪
629 00:38:19,922 --> 00:38:23,050 ♪ But, oh, I love my life ♪
630 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:26,929 ♪ And all ♪
631 00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:31,183 ♪ That ♪
632 00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:34,770 ♪ Jazz ♪
633 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:36,522 ♪ That jazz ♪
634 00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:46,615 -Is that your Harvard application? -It is.
635 00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:49,660 But I'm thinking of making a change before sending it in.
636 00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:57,460 The Lodge name is tainted, like Madoff or Corleone.
637 00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:02,548 But my mother's maiden name, Gomez, I think I could work with that.
638 00:39:02,965 --> 00:39:05,176 So, I would be dating Veronica Gomez now?
639 00:39:05,968 --> 00:39:08,304 -Mm-hm. -Yeah? What's she like?
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640 00:39:08,387 --> 00:39:09,263 I don't know.
641 00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:11,932 We're gonna find out.
642 00:39:17,646 --> 00:39:19,148 Why, what's the matter, Miss Bell?
643 00:39:20,107 --> 00:39:21,317 Just be careful, Cheryl.
644 00:39:22,151 --> 00:39:23,194 [bees buzzing]
645 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:28,157 Golly, what a mess. Hope you're not allergic, Mr. Honey.
646 00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:31,786 Toodles.
647 00:39:34,955 --> 00:39:36,582 What's happening? Have you heard from Mom?
648 00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:40,211 No. Maybe I was wrong. Maybe we should roll the dice with Kevin.
649 00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:46,217 Um, I already have.
650 00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:50,054 I gave him the name of our fake witness, Penelope Blossom.
651 00:39:51,972 --> 00:39:56,394 Betty... you didn't say anything about Alice, did you?
652
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:40:00,606 --> 00:40:04,735 You revealed the name of an active undercover FBI agent
653 00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:06,779 to a screwed-up kid? Why?
654 00:40:06,862 --> 00:40:09,740 Because I trust Kevin, okay? I wanted to be honest with him.
655 00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:12,827 -He will find out where Edgar is-- -Betty, it worked.
656 00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:15,579 -Kev, you're back. Hey. -Yeah.
657 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:19,708 I connected with Fangs, told him about Penelope Blossom
658 00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:23,504 and he led me to where the Farm is staying. It's an abandoned motel
659 00:40:23,587 --> 00:40:24,713 beyond the Maple Barrens.
660 00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:29,677 -Okay, did you see my mom? Is she okay? -I didn't. I'm sorry. But I did see Edgar.
661 00:40:30,302 --> 00:40:31,762 And Betty, he's armed.
662 00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:36,183 There were guns, and he's building something and--
663 00:40:36,308 --> 00:40:39,395 Edgar's digging in.
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY He's getting ready for war.
664 00:40:39,562 --> 00:40:43,232 Well, we have to go. We have to get in there and save our mom.
665 00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:51,657 Well, well, well...
666 00:40:52,741 --> 00:40:53,576 [sighs]
667 00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:57,455 -Do I look like a jerk? -No, you look like a gentleman.
668 00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:03,043 Stonewall's not too far and I'll be back every weekend.
669 00:41:04,086 --> 00:41:07,214 Hey. I'm glad you accepted Chipping's offer.
670 00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:10,801 -You're sort of a legacy there, you know? -What do you mean?
671 00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:12,595 Well, your grandpa, Forsythe I,
672 00:41:12,678 --> 00:41:14,972 actually went to Stonewall Prep for a couple of months
673 00:41:15,055 --> 00:41:16,307 till he dropped out.
674 00:41:16,432 --> 00:41:18,517 What happened? Why didn't you tell me this sooner?
675
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY 00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:22,188 Well, it's ancient history. But he quit at everything, including me.
676 00:41:22,271 --> 00:41:24,231 Went out for a pack of smokes and never came back.
677 00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:29,278 Anyway, I didn't mention it because I wanted this to be your decision
678 00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:31,947 without my old man's shadow hanging over you.
679 00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:34,742 It's a chance for you to do something good... for yourself.
680 00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:36,160 And I'm proud of you, son.
681 00:41:37,536 --> 00:41:40,164 It's gonna be a good year, a really good year.
682 00:41:42,791 --> 00:41:44,043 [dogs barking]
683 00:41:44,126 --> 00:41:45,544 -Jughead! -[all] Jughead!
684 00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:47,421 -[FP] Jug! -[all] Jughead!
685 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,465 -Jug! -Jug!
686 00:41:49,715 --> 00:41:51,509
8FLiX.com TRANSCRIPTS DATABASE FOR EDUCATIONAL USE ONLY -Jughead! -Jughead!
687 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,135 Jughead, where are you, man?
688 00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:54,303 [all] Jughead!
689 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,430 [all yelling]
690 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:57,765 Jug! Jughead!
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