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We would like to introduce you to Crawford, who has iust arrived at RAE-SONS BUDGET SHOP and is ready to look after you all morning Cxiptwtite and on afternoons spent on the campus. An all-suede, no tongue oxford m black or brown, with cording across the tip and breeding in every line. For downtown afternoons, tea dates and informal evenings you can depend on Tiffany, a suede pump distinguished with a patent bow, a continental heel and braiding across the tip. At iust $6.GO a pair it is a wise co-ed that depends all day on shoes -AND THERE'S A FROG IN YOUR from Rae-sons Budget Shop. "The purctt form in which tobacco can be imolart rushing ga,g Joan Martin cash to obtain it. + * * Leslie Pearson OPTOMETRIST ATTENTION! ! Bob Bianco LAWRENCE SMITH Ue.'l. f is'e p edge, sMI surprised because you were actually bid' Jack Potklns This waiver is positively NOT the unlovely formula of We II tet tr,<=.t we know the reason Neat dressing attracts any sorority. 49 West Hastings Street previous years, which was cancelled in the Spring and thus So don i d'sappo nt your new sorority sisters now 3:30 Rod Longmore Phone Sey. 6860 Res. Pt. Grey 497 R necessitated your paying the full $2 In caah. It your sut needs perkmg, up iust try some of Margaret Strachan The 1937 Totem waiver is the equivalent of a $1.50 cash the new neckwear sold at the LINGERIE SHOP. L payment now. The $1 cash outlay in March It, definitely, Black are satin vestees with cowl necks for the only one you'll be asked to make for the book. the very sophisticated. Or perhaps you prefer the pleated pigue with the tailored look. Then REFLECTION there are frilly georgette fronts in both cream You notice that the total price represented by waiver and and white which give a feminine air to the cash payment is $2.50. A richer, bigger Totem in size and scope, severest suit And Mrs. Paton can show you some fascinating lace collars to brighten up last bulging with large-sized portrait and topical photographs, is tbe year's dresses and stun your new s'Sters objective. We are unable to budget for such a Totem at a $2 sale price; yet, through the $1.50 caution money waiver, we can * « * offer It for the smallest cash payment that has yet been asked. Damp weather certainly spoils those neat curls, EXHORTATION doesn't it3 What you Sign a waiver! need is a new permanent With 800 obtained, we can make up for you a genuinely and then not even ram attractive Totem. Eight hundred people are interested, certainly, can scare you. The place to go for a permanent in having at a reduced cash price a more valuable and sizeable s the RUSSIAN DUCH­ yearbook to do credit to the University of B. C. ESS beauty salon on 768 WAIVE $1.50 NOW. Granville Street. PAY $1 CASH IN MARCH. Their new Wireless BOOST A BIGGER TOTEM. Machine allows no elec­ tricity near the head and makes burns impossible. The curlers are all heat­ ed before touching the hair, making a comfort­ able perm' possible and at the same time insur­ ing the health of the hair. One look at the wide • waves and natural end curls will convince you that Russian Duchess permanents are tops. They are exceptionally easy to set and besides that are very reasonably priced Phone Trin. 4727 now and inquire. * * * Heard the good news? ft T0TEIIIIV0RTHV Of OIR HUM OUTER ABER is going to take the Totem pictures. A new "TOTEM"—year book of our activities—is pro­ Class 37 sure gets the posed by your Publications Board. Larger, thicker, more breaks. There is a ru­ mor though, that, every­ beautifully bound, full of pictures of our University life, body's picture is going thc new "TOTEM" is truly worthy of our Alma Mater. into the year book, so maybe we will have pho­ All we need is YOUR support —1,000 caution money tos that we will be proud to show the relatives. Waivers for $1.50. Make this new book possible—come One can always be proud and sign your Waiver now. of a portrait pictured by PHONE Aber, PUBLICATIONS OFFICE • • AUDITORIUM BUILDING HANDY TO YOU — ELLIOTT CHEAPER FOR YOU! 1005 UNIVERSITY TRANSFER 4264 WEST 13th AVE. Four THE UBYSSEY Friday, October 16, 1936

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Aggie Banquet VI ..(Society • • At Georgia Field Day faery There isn't a Doubt & i c& Prize Awards that Gresham Crepes are giving real hosiery satisfac­ Crowing cocks and bawling calves 0nd fully enjoyed RAIN TOQS &*J> ijjAM q*M ^p signing decorations. pleated aerge with an enaamble , by thousands! The ticket supply will be limited jaoket and hard atraw hat waa The wet weather is annoying but to 200 and may be obtained at noon tha oorreot wear for the tonnla it has brought out a lot of tricky Sidney Norman Crustacean Caudal court at the end of the laat oen- rain outfits on the campus. CanadCanada'a ! foremost hours from the Auditorium box of­ mining edlter tury. Thla eumbaraome aporta A brunette is wearing the clev­ keeps tha world For Sciencemen fice between the dates of Novem­ eoatuma waa modelled by Dorla Informed ot de­ erest ensemble. Her raincoat is velop m e n t s in Music Tonight at seven in the Hotel ber 5 and 12 only, or as long as Salter. made of transparent oil silk cut B.C.'i great Indus­ Over the traditional seven petti­ try, mining. Hia Georgia the Science Men's Under­ they last. The price Is 12.75 a on a swagger style. It has a slight­ "Run o' tho Mine" DRAMA AND THE DANCE couple. coats and hoops billowed the prim ly creamlsh tinge, but otherwise Is column ia an graduate Society will hold their full skirt of a ruffled lavender taf­ authentic guide. * » » as clear as cellophane. To com­ ftAft &4ft> f]£fi &y> eleventh Annual Banquet. feta gown modelled by Mildred Pol­ plete the ensemble she has a trans­ Sophomores! pay your class fees lock. Complete with a petite flow­ parent umberella exactly matched. Myrtle Miylr Instead of the snake parade aud immediately and get your tickets er-covered bonnet and frilly parasol, As If it wasn't to look not-the- ELDRBD party crashing which Is the tradi­ this dress was exactly like great- She's baby's best for the Arts '39 class party ou Oct. least-bit-drippy among a campusful friend. Expert In tional finish to this banquet the grandmother might have worn. of clammy co-eds, she wears a deep the care of chil­ 28 (only eleven days away). rose knitted suit under It, giving dren, she writes in ETHEL FERGUSSON executive has planned an exten­ BATHING SUITS a vein that every F.T.C.L., M.R.5.T. sive program of entertainment. In the spirit of bigger aud better the impression that "it Is spring mother can under­ OOLD MEDALLIST Following Irene Cole, modelling where ere she trods." stand. She's a true Hanko and Clar, dancers deluxe, parties the executive of Arts '39 and helpful friend VANCOUVER 8H0OL OF EXPRESSION has made arrangements to hold the lingerie of the nineties came Other co-eds have followed suit, Public Sptaking Class—Dramatic Art will present the "Apache," "Con­ the hit of the evening, a very early Business — Finance Coaching Play Tru Outs their class party iu the Commodore but less spectacularly in greens 60? HASTINGS STRKT WIST tortion" and "Fancy Waltz" dances. bathing suit worn by Helen Lunday. and blues and reds. Theatrea — Radio Cabaret on October 28th. It Is ex­ Siymour 8627 Stymour 438 Other features will be a magician In Impersonal black bordered by a These outfits are heralding a new SOCIAL NEWS pected that this party will be one black and white stripe were the Every Day in and a musician. era in Varsity winter fashions. Xo of the more enjoyable functions of extensive dress and balloon trous­ longer will co-eds have to subdue The most outstanding feature of the year and all the sophomores ers which with heavy black sox their personalities under grubby THE the evening will be the usual ori­ you know or want to know will be and head wrappings completed the tweeds and slimy rubber on rainy VANCOUVER GEORGE COUTTS ginal menu, or iu this qase the there. costume. days. Their smart suits will ap­ Manlat MiA Teacher "Indicator Diagram." Commencing * * * With the orchestra playing a pear to advantage on any winter wedding march, Mrs. Arthur Mer­ day, enhanced If anything by bright All Theoretical Subjects with "S.M.U.S. Internal Combustion Engine" and "Crustacean Caudal Final arrangements have been cer, a recent bride, entered ln a cellophane coverings. •tndlo: made for the Players' Club Recep­ white embroidered taffeta wedding 1158 WEST 13th AVENUE Appendages with Condiments" and going down the line of "Carbonized tion. The party is to be held on gown of 1895 model. AFTERNOON GOWNS Telephone Bay. 7838 Xi October 23rd at the home of Mrs. Fuel—Solid injected with 600 W.." Victor Spencer. The rushing teas on Sunday af­ "Diatomaceous Distillate with Syn­ * « » ternoon brought out a variety of chronized Sound Effects," the en­ formal afternon dresses. BASKETBALL NOTICE Formal Rushing gineers will finish up with "Dether- Thursday, November 8, Is the Velvet in shades of wine, and All players wishing to turn out mallzed Glacial Milk" aud "High date, and the Commodore the place, black, of ankle length, was most for the Intermediate A and Senior Edythe Lever Hawes Speed A.C. Turbo-Generator with reserved for the senior class party Teas Sunday universally chosen. Culminating the fall rushing sea­ B teams are asked to come to the Direct Connected Exciter." this year. Fees may be paid be­ Dull satin In sombre royal blue, Dramatic Soprano ginning next week. son each sorority entertained for­ practices on Saturday noon. 3015 WEST SECOND AVE. mally at tea Sunday afternoon for cut on princess lines, formed the Its prospective members., base over which a fingertip length BAY. 3954 tunic jacket of lace in the same Member of B. C. Music Federation Presidents of the active chapters shade was worn by Pauline Patter­ "You can depend upon tbe Sorority Bidding NOTICE received their guests at the last son. advertisers tn Toe Ubyssey . . . Women Aggies and Nuraea are function before the silence period mention that you saw tbeir ad Results aaked to turn out on Monday for which terminated with formal SPORT SUITS pledging last night. tn tbe paper .. .it should ensure Bidding' yesterday morning closed volleyball. Attractive In the line of sports­ tbe utmost tn service." Donald Macrae the fall rushing season for women's wear is a novelty suit noticed In i A.T.C.M. fraternities. Last night Alpha Ga­ the caf the other day. The skirt Teacher of Pianoforte Playing and mma Delta pledged nine women; Kreisler To Play was of black tweed with a decided Voice Production Kappa Kappa Gamma, eleven; Al­ Feminist Row In red fleck, and cut on a very tailored BARCELONA Member of B.C.M.T. Federation pha Phi, nine; Delta Gamma, eight; At Washington style. With it was worn a red 2776 W. 39th Ave. Kerr. 3159 Kappa Alpha Theta, seven; Gamma blazer bound with black cord. $ Beauty Salon <£ Phi Beta, Ave; Alpha Omicron Pi, Tennis Club University of Washington stud­ With black suede brogues and four; and Alpha Delta Pi, four. ents will have the privilege of gloves and a black felt tyrolean as 8 3799 Wei» *~ , Woman Walk Out In hearing Fritz Kreisler on November accessories the effect was complete. 2 10th Avenue f Heated Discussion 12 when the world-famous violinist appears in concert at Meany Hall "Your Favorite Instrument" At a meeting of the Tennis Club on the University campus. held last Tuesday It was unani­ CHEM. SOCIETY MEETS at Varsity Goes American Kreisler will appear in the first ot mously decided to hold a fall tour­ a series of concerts arranged by nament. The meeting was charac­ The Chemistry Society held Its Almadene Cleaners Barney's Music Studio On Thanksgiving Day the executive of the Associated first meeting at the home ot Nor­ terized by a heated discussion on Washington students. The com­ We Call and Deliver the advisability of Including wo­ man Bell on Wednesday, October 679 Granville St. Say. 5338 The combination of a rain-lashed mittee in charge, headed by Miss Vancouver and a long week-end, men in the club, during which the Betty Davidson, is composed of 14. Two papers were presented: PHONE MY. 2089 drew many Vancouverltes to Bel­ women guests walked out due to more than 38 Washington co-eds "Soya Bean Extractions" by R. D. a misunderstood comment ot one 3667 Broadway Wett lingham on Monday, among them who are handling arrangements Walker, and "Enzymes" by Arthur several university students. of the "Tin Gods." However, the and publicity in churches, mothers' club will be mixed. East ham. The officers for the en­ These included Lyle Vtnes, Bro- clubs, high schools, private and i—WILLIS PIANOS—i The position of vice-president suing year were elected, John Canada's Best dle Gillies, Jean Stordle, Hugh God­ grade schools, amongst music tea­ ard, Helen Westby and Doris Read, was therefore left open, as a wo­ chers and women's clubs, etc. By Light as vice-president and Agnes THE who were observed vacillating be­ man will be elected to fill the va­ poster, blackboard and telephone Schroeder as secretary. There were BOWES MUSIC HOUSE LTD. tween Kress' and the lobby of the cancy at the next meeting. Allan the students plan an intensive cam­ 23 members present, and the meet­ Leopold. There were others who P. Fawley was elected president, paign. 951 Granville Street Douglas 999 and George A. Micolsky was chosen ing was followd by refreshments were not observed. This series, sponsored by the A. and bridge. as secretary-treasurer. W.S. which corresponds to our A. It was also raining in Belling­ A notice will be placed at the M.S., indicates, roughly, what ham. toot of the cafeteria stairs for those might be done under a Student wishing to enter the U.B.C. tennis Pass System at U.B.C. l> VOICI PRODUCTION championships, and those who sign A Special ratw for tMttnnws. ALMA HAT SHOP _ Free auditions by eppotntaent. V. C. U. are asked to give their phone num­ (J. Patrick) WIEMAN FUR CO. R 3890 HUDSON AVE. Bay. 6500 bers as well as names so that mat­ Corner Broadway and Alma Rev. Hind of the West Point Grey BOOK LOST We can remodel your old fur ches can be easily arranged. An garment into 1936-37 style, or Baptist Church, will be the speaker LARGE SELECTION OF entry fee of 25 cents will be charg­ Large sized black looseleaf book. take it in trade on naw furs. £HORTHY ln Arts 206, Friday at 12.15. LATEST STYLE HATS ed, and will be used for prizes. Finder please communicate with J. PRICED FROM $1.95 3783 W. KM Ave. Bay. 2179 If a high calibre of play is shown Oray, via Arts Letter Rack. L-, i » a i AA^A^^a >---•- ftfti this year some inter-varsity match MEDICAL APPOINTMENT8 es will be arranged with American The notice of appointments for universities. PENCIL CA3E LOST Elgar School of Music those who have not as yet had their If the members remain as enthus­ A small leather pencil case with medical examinations will be post­ iastic as at present, social activities zipper opening. The initials O. J. UNIVERSITY Piano, Voici-Product ion, Singing, Theory ed on the Quad notice board. Please within the club will be seriously M. are on the case. Pupils iirriMirnd for all Local Examinations, watch for your appointment. considered. I'racttcul and Theoretical. BOOK STORE Sight -reading nnd Utr-tralnlng classes tor ffcnmlnntlnn pupils: Musk Appreciation T.B. LECTURE HOURS, 9 am. to 5 p m. Saturdays, 9 am to 12 am Clwww for Theory Students. DANCING LESSONS — The Monro Pre-Med Club an­ You want more friends, more fun. You want LOOSE-LEAF NOTE BOOKS, EXERCISE BOOKS AND SCRIBBLERS C. E. FINDLATER, to be able to go to the next party with the nounces that Dr. W. H. Hatfield L.T.C.L, A.T.C.M., A.T.S.C. poise that comes of being a good dancer. will speak Wednesday noon, Oct. AT REDUCED PRICES ALL YOUR Telephone Bayview 5306 or 5333 R, 21st, in Arts 100. "Tuberculosis 68 Fairfield Building control in British Columbia" will Graphic Engineering Paper, Biology Paper, Loose-leaf BOOK SUPPLIES Seymour 6937 Trinity 1956 GRACE MacDONALD be his subject. The lecture will be Refills, Fountain Pens and Ink, and Drawing Instruments. SOLD HERE 3657 West 9th Avenue, at Alma Uustrated. Friday, October 16, 1936 THE UBYSSEY Five

Number One in a Series of Industrial Articles. MINING-™'.'s Most Important Industry By L. A. BONNER, P.G.S.

This serias of articles outlining five INING in general is the physical and cultural basis of our Occidental civilization and upon it depends largely of British Columbia's most impor­ all the arts and sciences as we know them today. Its genesis was the meeting point of geology and history tant industries appears through the M and consequently thereby formed a line of demarkation between the anthropoids and homo sapiens. But co-operation of a select group of (je,^ the making of any dogmatic distinction in this latter case should be avoided. It was owing to its Vancouver firms, whose cards ap­ geological structure that a small riband of country in Great Britain formed thenucleus of the British pear below. They are pleased to Empire. This country lay roughly between the parallel The news of Williams was broadcasted throughout the bring to the attention of the lines of Berwick-on-Twee

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U.B.C. Debaters Are FROSH WHA HAE! The BeginningSylvia Thrupp Plays and Ball Folk Craft Festival Recognized By Book To Address Not To Clash In the "College Debaters' An­ "In the beginning God created Opens Thursday nual," a publication which reports Being a Poem, Inspired by the Literary Forum heaven and earth" and In time man Aber Studios were officially awar­ outstanding university debates, the Battle of the Quad. came to the earth. Having a pen­ At the Literary Forum tea on Halevey Singers contest last year between the Uni­ ded the contract for taking the Se­ By BILL SIBLEY chant for creating, he In turn cre­ Tuesday, October 20, in the Low­ niors' pictures for the Totem at the Give Excellent versity of Manitoba and U.B.C. Is ated universities. er Common Room the guest recorded. weekly council meeting on Tues­ Performance Frosh, wha hae wl' reason bled, speaker will be Or. Sylvia Thrupp, day night. The debate was one of the radio Frosh, wham pride has often led, It has been suggested by some brilliant U. B. C. graduate, at The Fourth Annual Folk Song series, and was on the question of Welcome to your egg-stained head, that universities are a creation of present instructor in the Depart­ Lyall Vine, hard hearted, close aud Dance Festival, which opened the devil. These fanatics are not the legalization of sweepstakes. Or to vlctorie! ment of History. She hat chosen fisted treasurer, deoreed that no in Hotel Vancouver last Wednes­ Len Martin and Tom Marshall to be taken too seriously. as her subject, "The Impressions class may decide definitely where they intend to have their party day evening, will close tomorrow spoke for the U.B.C. Parliamentary Now's the time, and here's an egg; The universities having been cre­ of a U. B. C. 8tudent at Lon­ or award any oontraets until they night after the most successful sea­ Forum. See that dirty Soph blackleg? ated must be put to a use, and so don." have collected the neoessary See approach that filthy yegg? little children were brought into son since its inauguration. Thou­ The entire debate is reported in Climaxing an outstanding schol­ cash. If however, Arts '39 collect Stool and bootblackerie! the world. These, under the care­ sands of Vancouver citizens as well the book mentioned above, along astic career, Miss Thrupp went to sufficient fees they will bs allow­ ful guidance of the medical profes­ as many from neighboring cities with debates ln which leading Am­ the latter University ln 1929 on an ed to have their party at the Wha will be 'a bootleg noo? sion, grew up and became fresh­ erican and British colleges took I.ODE. scholarship. After obtain­ Commodore on Ootober 28. have attended the nightly programs Wha will shine a Sophomore shoe? men and freshettes, a few ln time part. ing her Doctor's Degree In History, In order to prevent a clash with of music and dancing, and inspect­ Wha sae base as boots renew?— even reached th estage ot sopho­ she spent two years in research the Arts Ball It was decreed that Let him turn and flee! mores and a very few after much ed the large collection of interna­ work at the London School of eco­ the dates for the Christmas plays mental and physical effort became tional folk-craft exhibits. DON'T MISS Shopping with nomics, later working in American will remain November 26, 27, 28. Wha, for Frosh, both ane and a' seniors and Anally graduated. Universities on a fellowship as­ The budget for the Arts-Aggie Ball The outstanding performance on Mary Ann on tbe Editorial Page. Seasoned egg will gladly thraw? These graduates in turn encour­ signed by 'the Social Science Re­ based on a ticket sale of 200 was the opening night program was by Freshman stand, or freshman fa', aged their children to come to Uni­ search Council. passed at 1550.00. the Halevey Singers of Seattle, who Let htm thraw wl' me ! presented Hebrew hymns and folk versity and begin the new life. PRE8HITTIS WELCOMED Finding the meeting rather bor­ Life Is one beginning after an­ songs that compared favorably with By Initiation's war, The address promises to be most ing since there was little business other. First comes the real physi­ ot any importance the president of the best offerings of the Don Cos­ By our friends at servile chore, interesting and a cordial invitation QUR prices art within ological beginning, and this goes on to all women students, particularly Women's Athletlbs enlivened the sacks two years ago. Other feat- We will hurl our dear-bought store— to other beginnings leading ln turn tures on the varied program in­ the student income. to prospective Freshette members, proceedings by starting a confla­ Yolks will set us free! through the seven ages ao ably de­ is extended by Kay Farquhar, For­ gration of room and date slips on cluded Basque dances, Highland scribed by Shakespeare. um president. Kay anounces that the table. The rule preventing the dances and songs, and Canadian Lay the filthy shoe-stand low! The beginning is always painful, the club's program this year is be­ frosh bonfire evidently does not country dances. The chairman Shoe shines go at every blow! but also exciting, and the excite­ ing extended to include formal de­ apply to council. Wednesday evening was Brigadier- In revenge our eggs we'll throw! ment tends to dull the pain and sor­ bating. In fact, rumor has it that General Victor Odium. The guest Yield, base Sophomorle! row accompanying the finish, which at some future date the girls, under speakers were Dean Willis L. Ubl always precedes the beginning. Dean Bollert's able coaching, might of the University of Washington, fturptn Bras. With Apologies to Soottmen, even tackle the seasoned stalwarts and Dr. Robert England of U.B.C, The psychology of the average of the Parliamentary Forum. SIGN YOUR Cttntttb their Language, and Poet. first year student is a little difficult while Mrs. Paul Smith, M.L.A., to evaluate. Their usual state of brought the best wishes of Premier mind mlgh tbe likened to the hypo- Pattullo and his government. mania variety of the mania phase, TOTEM THE DAILY PR6BLEM of where elation, overactivity, and Well Known Store Prof. Thorlief Larsen of the Uni­ Fine Clothes what and where to buy things flight of Ideas are present. How­ WAIVER versity of British Columbia, was the may be solved by consulting the ever the freshman usually has a Celebrates Anniversary chairman of last night's perform­ advertising columns of THE keen realization of his position and ance, which featured songs and and Haberdashery environment and does not exhibit UBYSSEY. Well known in their district, The dances from Sweden, Ireland, Que­ for Men such extreme disorder as to bring Marguerite Shoppe, located at 3764 TODAY bec, Holland, Oreece and Spain. him into conflict with his fellow West 10th Avenue, are celebrating —K. O. men. There Is of course always their First Anniversary with a offered. They want you to look Between lectures the "Joe College" exception. great Sale, offering outstanding over the latest creations in after­ values. The sale commenced yes­ have tea at In a few cases, periods of the noon dresses. A complete stock of DIESEL OPPORTUNITIES terday and will continue until Sat­ i 665 GRANVILLE STREET above are Interspersed with periods ladies' wear awaits you—do not fail The GABLES Inn urday, October 24th. The manage­ to call at the Marguerite Shoppe Never before has any fluid offered such of self consciousness and timidity, opportunities ta the mechanically Inclined Beside University Hill Post Office ment suggest that the University and take advantage of their First young man at doea the Diesel. Dleael tales due to the action of a newly have Increased seferal hundred per cent dur­ co-eds pay a visit to their shop aroused Inferiority complex. The Anniversary Sale. Remember the um the past three years and Olewl Is now this week to share in the particu­ fully established aa tho most economical sudden change from being a big address is 3764 West 10th Avenue prlmo mover In existence Railroads, Muses, Truck*, Tractors, Utility and Industrial larly attractive savings that are and the phone number: Bay. 7972. I'lanta, Marine, Aviation, etc., aro all turn­ frog In a little puddle, to being a ing ... ri| . ... very little frog in a big puddle is in* to' DieseaaAl power. BUTTER-FLIES Naturally, this mammoth Industry requires ROYAL PORTABLE TYPEWRITERS always devastating. competent mechanics and operators. We have been successfully training men In Diesel ' You remember the story of the fly that fell into a jug for five years and Ihe number of our gradu- —By Godwin Smith, Queens atea now established In Diesel work I* <*> $45 — $65 of cream and paddled around till he made for himself a ample proof of our training methods. Thla Journal. school i» equipped with the largest assembly raft of butter, and so saved himself? But suppose another nf Diesel Engines In (Canada for training purposes and our training Is Indorsed by fly had fallen in and had floated helpless on the surface. tho Diesel Industry. Write for free and Typewriters of all makes Interesting publication, "Diesel News," and Should the first fly have made butter to support him too? particulars of our Day, Night and Home Study Courses for sale or rent. Dr. Wilbur S. Watson There are some flies around the University who are expect­ DENTIST ing to have their butter made for them. The same few HEMPHILL DIESEL ENGINEERING Byrnes Hume Typewriters RESIDENCE OFFICE: faces are always seen at the meetings of clubs and societies, limited SCHOOLS LIMITED 4494 West 9th Avenue or at the Varsity games. They're making the Varsity spirit 592 SEYMOUR STREET SEYMOUR 6639 3.00 to 8.00 p.m. necessary for the college life of the other fellows.—"The I lfi5 Granville Street. Vancouver. B. C. Telephone: Point Grey 652 a— Gateway." North Shore to be Scene of Varsity-All Black Game

Six TH* UBYSSEY Friday, October 16, 1936 GRIDDERS IN GOOD SHAPE TO MEET V.A.C. PEARSON TO DEBUT Vanity To Play More flavour IN SATURDAY TILT St. Andrew's —yet milder Vies, Vanity Clash Saturday In Grid Battle • Baiketmen Work Better Condition for With one very credible perform­ ance under their belts, and another For Title Bid Stiff Fight week's brisk and tough workouts Varsity Senior soccermen meet to bring them up to that fighting "I'll Make 'Em Turn/' St. Andrews this Saturday at Mc- pitch, the Thunderbird gridders are Says "Doc" Montgomery Bride Park, Fourth Avenue, east of all set to destructively claw at the The Varsity Basketeers are get­ Blenheim, for the third 3 o'cloA: V. A. C. Wolves in their second tussle of the series. Buckingham Bi£ Four tilt this Saturday. ting the "works" from Doc. Mont­ St. Andrews are a real aggrega­ gomery in the wee sma' hours of CIOARITTIS Going down to dsfeat at ths tion, for they have scored 14 goals hands of ths North Shore Lions our cold, bleak mornings, in a de­ in their last two games, which is In their premlsr performance s termined bid for the Intercity Se­ some record. On the other hand, wssk ago, Doe Burke's Board of nior A title this season. The boys Varsity has scored three netbend- ers in two games, which does not strategy has figured out the an­ figure they're working hard right swers to the winning problem. A appear so torrid. But the U. B. C. eouple of weak links In the line, now, but "Doc" says Just to wait, boys have been doing some hard CO-ED TWO TOP TEAMS TO TANGLE and no long-distance puntsrs were "this isn't anything . . . I'll make work in the last two weeks, and troubling "Doc," but now his wor­ 'em train." And there is a sparkle in spite of their defeat by Rangers, ries are over. their ball-handling is very much ln the old eye that will probably improved, so that, with a bit of SPORTS IN TOMORROW'S TILT His first worry, in the line, has change to a murderous gleam be­ stamina, a bit of nerve, and a good been eliminated by some murder­ fore the season's over. break, they may. hand out a sur­ McCammon Will Play in Scrum Position ous scrimmages, and all-round prise to the Saints this week. In a week the grass hockey girls GYM WORKOUTS start their season battle for an un- For Blacks-Varsity Go check-up on the blocking boys. In fact, there probably will be, appreciative alma mater. Last year The second big difficulty, that of Twenty times around the Oym is because Manager Dave Kato issued By ALAN MORLEY actually three people—not players discovering a kicker in the squad, one swell way, to get a fellow to some very serious remarks concern- which was making those thoughtful —ever showed interest enough to Apparently satisfied with the stick for a whole game, and that ing condition at the defeat last watch a game. But then that is sparkling showing of the first team furrows on the coach's feverish week. As a result, the boys have SPORTRAITS I brow, has also disappeared, and Is exactly the "Doc's" Idea. . . . quite In keeping with the present in their game against the Rowing had to work hard the last few days, once imore that sunny smile Is Stamina, plus. U.B.C. policy in regard to sports. Club last Saturday, Coach Dobbie when the rain would let them, and playing over his facial fixtures, However, if anyone has no has made only one slight change i - ! Four freshmen have placed for if they haven't more staying-power PEARSON PRETTY PUNTER studying to do, no shows to see, in their line-up for tomorrow's the Senior A's this season: Hudson, than before, it's not from lack of crucial struggle against the fero­ $ Frank "Vic" Perry $ The cause of the about-face is no teas to attend—what a hope of champion Victoria Blue Ribbons training. cious, All-Blacks on their native another one of those former green- —just put In an appsaranes at ft**********************? fame; Gross, forward; Hayman, OLD RELIABLES PLAY heath of Confederations Park, men, John Pearson. John has taken Gerry Sutherland, Art Croll, Ma­ Connaught Park some Saturday that morass of untamed posts and Barney Boe Henry Stradiotti's place as the No centre; and McKenzie, guard. Mit­ afternoon about thros o'elook. chell and Detwiller, guards; Berry hood, Foster, Rush, and other shin­ wire entanglements. 1 answer to a coach's prayers. Tak­ ing lights of this organization are Ths games are scheduled for 2.16 ing his first fling at the Canadian and Turner, forward-miners, are but don't 1st that fool you, for The one shift is the substitution expected to be out ln full warpaint of McCammon for Madely in the game, he's walked into a kicker's back tossing the melon with more this It a women's Isagus, so na­ again, with even better results scrum. job, which seems to be right up his skill this year, while veterans than ever. turally they don't stsrt till much alley. The long spirals which have "Bugs" Bardsley and "Jo-Jo" Prin­ later. In spite of the fact that a couple Manager Kato has not commit- of dangerous fumbles in the first been taking off from his educated gle form the real backbone of the ted himself as to the lineup, but NEVER LOST stanza of the Rowing Club game toe will be a soaring asset to the team. Bardsley is known as one more than likely there will be a former kicker-less Gridders. Last year the U. B. C. team caused the exchange of Bird and of the best forwards in Canada, and slight shakeup. Chapman is uncom­ never lost • game snd the girls Ellis for the second half, Bird re­ Angus, ap Roberts, and Wil­ it was he who captained the Var­ fortable as inside right, and may are determined to keep clear of turning to his old post of full-back liams, A-1 bslltoters in the debut, sity boys to the Lower Mainland possibly get an outaide berth; defest. That's quite a Job and from the three-quarter line, Ellis will sgain do most of the yard- title a couple of years ago, Pringle, Mootlie Is weak as right back, and they need all the support you can goes in at the safety position once gaining for the Blue and Gold. guard de-luxe Justly deserves his may also get a shift, but all this is give them. There is much more more. Wide end runs, with some smart fine reputation. With such a pair as mere conjecture; Dave Kato and incentive to plsy well if they The line-up, then, will be: Full­ interference, and tough blocking this to back them up, and with such Coach Hitchins can be relied on to know you are watching them and back, Ellis; three-quarters, Leggatt, by the boys up front, will be an training as they are getting, this field a darn good team, and that want them to win. Lumsden, Bird and Wilson; five- outstanding feature of the Stu­ year's hoopers should go far. team can be relied on to put up a darn' good flght. eighths, Willoughby; scrum-half, dents' attack. —VAN PERRY. It is fun playing against outside Carey (captain); forwards, J. An­ teams; the other sides spend drews, Pyle, Hobson, McCammon, HARDY SERIES UNDECIDED much of their time stsring st Harmer, Maguire, Swan and Wat­ According to announcements made I GET MY CLOTHES and those strsnge people who go to son. Sey. 9151 University. They hsve the wlerd at the take-off on the annual Stu­ FURNISHINGS The third team having drawn a dent grind, the first game was to idea that we are studious blue­ bye for Saturday, the second team from stockings or gay, social butter­ decide whether or not the U. B. C. c * is the only other Varsity rugby ag­ team would be in the fight for the CHAS. CLAMAN STAR CAB flies. The very amiable and Gibraltar­ gregation going into battle, as it like person of Barney Boe offers Inter-Collegiate "Hardy" mug, but 315 WEST HASTINGS tackles the Harlequins at Brockton Manager: Bob Strain, '33 HALL OF FAME further evidence ol the fact that 'twas not so. Although some con­ Point (Lower) that afternoon, sideration was given to the show­ At this dignified centre of learn­ ability in the realm of sport and ing there is an astonishing number The players: Full-back, White- ing in Saturday's battle, It's still of co-eds who haven't the slight­ law; three-quarters, Day Smith, lack of intelligence do not neces­ doubtful if any Prairie gophers will est idea of just who are prominent Ron Andrews, Ross, College; five- sarily go hand in hand. For Bar­ invade the Coast this year. eighths, Mackie; scrum-half, Whit­ A WONDERFUL DANCE FLOOR in girls' sports. For their benefit ney Is a fifth year Scienoeman and Nevertheless, n o t w lthstanding, particularly 1 am going to start a tle; forwards, Robertson, Housser, Stewart, Billings, Madeley, Gross, only twenty years old — a mere etc., Hardy cup or no Hardy cup, Hall of Fame for sporting co-eds. the Varsity grid men are out to Bring your party ,and enjoy this A wonderful open fire ovary Pyle and Tupper. fledgling. most beautiful spot ... the evening . . . available for pri­ The leader of this list is,-of course, win the Big Four title, and plan grape vinery, which it decorated vate parties, social msetings, Beth Evans, president of the W.A.A. Anyone desirihg an advance clock­ to start their championship drive ing on these entries may get it by If anyone tells you that Barney with Japanese lanterns, is some­ and dances . . . phone Point Beth Evans: Starred ln basket­ on Saturday by taking Vacs. trotting over to the stadium im­ is not a first-rate football per­ thing unusual in beauty. Grey 39. ball to win a white sweater—the former, you are perfectly justified mediately they have read this, as —TURNER. highest sporting award. She is a Captain Dobbie is holding an extra in calling he, It, or even she, a senior . practise of toth third and second dirty nsme. For Bsrney Is not only a top-notch plsyer, but is Margaret Ralph: A sophomore teams there this noon-hour. NOTICE who is makfng rapid strides in bas­ also eaptsln of this year's grid JUBILEE PARK ketball. On senior team last year squsd. Deservedly enough, too, Intra-mural practices In wo- SOUTH MARINE DRIVE Directly BlUud nlor Hockey team and is a very Tht VnivtnHy and won her Big Block. for hs has had many years' ex­ en's volleyball and badminton fast runner. Ellen Boving: A Junior Thespian, perience In the egg-ball game. At will be held Monday and Tues­ Mike McCulloch: A Senior has- who learned to play first-class hoc­ North Van. High he played the day at noon. ketballer who hails from Revel- key at an English boarding-school. English brand of rugby and has stok^. y Isabel Campbell: Dashing centre had three years' training on the Monday VANCOUVER'S FINEST BRIDLE i Ena Clarke: Won her Big Block from the Province basketball squad. playing fields of Vsrsity—alter­ for being a star guard in basket­ 12:00-12:45 Nurses vs. Fresh­ Now in second year Nursing. nating between the American and PATHS AND TRAILS—AWAIT || ball. Canadian styles of the grid sport. ettes Margaret Evans: Sophomore Elisabeth Houston: Vice-presi­ President of the Grass Hockey 12:45- 1:30 Sophs vs. Juniors YOUR LEISURE HOURS I dent of the Grass Hockey and won Barney weighs 180vpounds — a Seniors vs. Educa­ Club. Won her Big Block last her Big Block. year. very effective 180 pounds for "hold­ tion Starting at 33rd—down to Marine—Through the trail to Im- 1 Elissbeth Norle: Senior hockey ing that line." And anyone who has Tuesday ^^ penal treet—then about 300 yards before going into the long ^^ f\ Bea Hastings: Member of the player from Duncan. Sophomore been dragged into the turf by Bar­ 12:00-12:45 8enlors, Education, ^•^ trail through the University Area—Up the farm lands—through p\ U 1936 Vancouver Grass Hockey Rep. Thespian. to 60th Avenue—Down to 10th Avenue. jt Team. Twice winner of the Big Peggy MacLeod: Singles and ney or who has opposed him in his Aggies, Nurses, Block. Now taking Teachers' doubles champion in badminton. Freshettes. I guard position in the line will for­ May We Have You as Our Guests? U Traing course. Sophomore and member of the Big cibly agree that football is no sis- 12:45- 1:30 Freshettes. Block Club. Laura Nixon: Member ot the Se­ sie'B game. Pat Hemberow: Grass hockeylst POINT GREY RIDING ACADEMY | nior basketball team, and ex-secre­ y tary of the W.A.A. from Victoria. Now a senior. In the slanguage of sport, a NOTICE 4100 West 33rd Avenue ' Kerr. 2074 | —MYRNE NEVISON. gridiron Isn't something you toast Sheila Wilson: Plays on the Se- Student tickets for this Satur­ bresd on, but is a 100-yard exten­ day's Big Four game urt on sale sion of turf over which Barney Boe charges for the express pur­ todsy st noon In the Quad box pose of making touchdowns He office. Price, 26 oents. was shunted Into s backfield po­ Varsity vs. V. A. C. WE CANNOT SELL ALL THE GAS- sition at odd times laat year and SO WE ONLY SELL THE BEST! The FASHION-CRAFT Label adds was one of the very few to score • for him and his team during his for Vsrsity when they experiment­ Distinction final year. ed in the American game. TRIMBLE SERVICE GARAGE to your wardrobe. Up until a day or two ago, you Barney worked at Pioneer during wouldn't have been able to miss 10th Avenue and Sasamat ELL. 1551 It means AN INVESTMENT IN GOOD APPEARANCE. the summer, as practical training Barney, for he has been accom­ "WASTE TIME IS LOST TIME" for his post-University career in panied by a lovely, large, beaming, RICHARDSON-JARMAN LTD. Mining engineering. A little later purple halo hanging around his left We pick up and deliver your car on he'll be doing all his tackling in orb. It was the result of a scrim­ a mine shaft, so that if we grid mage during a recent practice. A SIY. 8179 (Clothiers and Haberdashers) 523 GRANVILLE while you are at your classes. fans feel like appreciating Barney's fine way to treat the dictapator of Herculean efforts, we'd better pull the team! Friday, October 16, 1936 THE UBYSSEY Seven

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Ward has a low net of 77 for the Next Monday qualifying round. With all the shuttle "birdies" Our imported star, Digby Linch, UlinlvllLU GRANVILLE soaring through the air with that from Nova Scotia, finds that the Pa­ cific air doesn't interfere with his old accustomed "zip," the U.B.C. usual golf style, for Digby turned Badmintoners are another of the in a very encouraging 79. campus sports clubs to predict Gordie Livingstone points with great doings for the coming year. pride to his 80, while the Dougs CLEANING - PRESSING - The old reliables of last year are Maxwell and Gross carded in with an 82 and 85 respectively. ALTERATIONS snd REPAIRS I Public Stenographer | SASAMAT BARBER back ln the "racqueteers" folds, SHOP and an encouraging number of new­ F. L. ANSCOMBE t Nsat, Accurate Work • Note New Addrsuf I At Popular Lending Library | Ladies' and Gentlemen's comers are turning out, so the Haircutting 4433—10th AVE. WEST Blue and Oold shuttle-smashers Intramurali Begin 24489 W. 10th AVENUE P. G. 67| ELL. 1540 4473—10th AVE. WEST have accordingly planned a big sea­ The dates of three Intra-muVal »*4*M*****»****»*»*»*4# son. games have been announced by Mr. Van Vliet. On Monday, 19th, an Another reason for the high hopes English rugby team, representing for the Badminton lovers, is the Arts '38, will meet a team from standard of play which has been Arts '39 on the practice field. The shown so tar in the pre-season prac­ 'game will commence at 2.20 sharp and all players are requested to tices. Oldsters, and recruits alike arrive on time. The Hotel Niagara's are pounding the pill with plenty of Two days later, Wednesday, 21st, Here's Jimmy Bardsley, "Bugs" that old fashioned skill, with a fifteens from the ranks of Arts '40 to you. No one seems to know marked improvement in their tech­ and Science '40 will compete, and where Jimmy Bardsley got his nique. on the following Monday these two The American tournament, which squads will again tangle for the SEASON moniker, "Bugs." A good guess honour of their dear old olass. would be that he collected this was scheduled for a week ago, will come oft this Monday ln the Stud* tag because of his crazy habit ent indoor playground. ot sinking impossible shots on RUOfV PRACTICt 8CHIOULI President Margot Martin wishes the basketball floor. After a to remind all those interested to Tuesday, 12:16—First team and year of miracle-playing up in turn out for practices, as there are any second that want to work B, C.'s hinterland, "Bugs" will plenty of places to be filled. Also, out. again be piling up points for the the dealres a maximum ot club Wednesday, 3:30—All out. Thunderbird melon tossers. members for the first tournament, Thursday, 12:16—Workout for Monday. all undsr Mr. Van Vllst. Friday, 12:16—Sooond and Third SCHEDULE teams only. A New European CORRESPONDENCE Dictionary Editor, Ubyssey Sports. Young Men's History One Simplified Dear Sir: Clothing For Freshmen Having given to the Canadian Specialists Fascist—having the most speed, Rugby Club my inestimable support going faster than anything else. last Saturday I came away with a SUITS and OVERCOATS strange feeling of oppression , . . Mosley—An annual shooting meet Stock or Made-to-Measure there was no yell section. What held ln England. the hell is this place, anyway, a t50 Ethiopia—Legendary country in conglomeration of vacua? Africa. Yours, $22 and up Russia—What a fraternity does. DISGUSTS© FRESHETTE. Set MI for your Tuxido Mussolini—A kind of sausage. Not much in demand outside of Italy. RADIO SERVICE Enemy—See Foreigner. 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sleep before breakfast. We are seem to enjoy this), and badly fed. England Ahoy! College Boys awakened by the clinking of tin We are pushed around and sworn What Can plates and find the inevitable chiz- at by irate cattle foremen and the zler helping himself to the best and SIGN YOUR Hob Nob With Pesky Steerslarges t share. We persuade our ir­ sweepings of the Manchester wat­ A Professor ritated stomachs to accept sour por­ erfront. We are considered to be By DAVE KINLOCH ridge and tough beefsteak (not my inferior to the nigger stokers. Why favorite breakfast food) and sleep do we do it? Because it is a cheap Profess ? 1 am aware that my bunk is be­ in rows; it is hot and stuffy there TOTEM again until nine. method of getting to England and ing shaken vigorously; a voice with and it smells. We start work from the coarsest ot Glasgow accents, Our next job begins easily. We back, and because it is one job you the stern of the boat which seems There are three possible answers, booms out, "Alright boys, it's four sweep the decks and spread oats; can't walk out on. It has one ad­ to be going around in a Jarge circle. this takes us about half an hour, He may refrain from saying that WAIVER thirty." I open my eyes to find Some of us feel sick, some of us vantage too — it is the only job myself in an upper bunk In a small but after it is done we find we are he believes, in which case he is are. Then we begin watering, car­ expected to pull hay and grain out where you can call your foreman a worthless. He may honestly and cabin, about ten feet by twelve, rying two buckets each along a and I see that it contains eight of the hatches to supply us for S-O-B without getting fired. frankly state his conclusions on the TODAY deck that feels like the back of an the next day. This is strenuous problems he has studied, and win other sleepy figures in various elephant at full gallop. We slop —Queens Journal. stages of getting up. I climb down work, but it is also a preventative the disapproval of the pseudo pat­ half the water into our boots and and cure for seasickness. My gang from my perch, throw on an extra the steers put their feet in the riots. Thirdly, he may state only sweater, down a cup of steaming finish this in good time and expect part ot his conclusions (those which rest, or upset It with their noses. to be dismissed, but Alec, our fore­ hot liquid which has a faint smell There is wild cursing, and inquisi­ will offend none of the controlling of coffee and tastes like Water­ man, has labor-saving ideas; he interests in society), which is mis­ tive bovine noses receive vicious thinks that if we distribute sacks man's best blue-back, and wander kicks; wide and vaguely reproach­ representation and dishonesty. out on deck, and bales at strategic points along ful eyes stare at us as we try to the deck it will save us both time This places the poor professor in And then the inexorable voice teach each animal which bucket is and labor tomorrow. The fact that a terrible predicament. The first again. "Come on, come on, get whose. he is going to make us do the same alternative is not only unworthy below and water those cattle," SOUR PORRIDGE thing tomorrow and every day after but impossible; even when an in­ and, aa I go down the hatch, The watering, our most unpleas doesn't seem to occur to him. "Goddam college education, the ant task, finished, we shake out a structor selects a textbook he is only thing they can do Is stand feed of hay. This is a short job UNUSUAL FOOD stating his belief that the book is The Accounts around like a bunch of gowks and and soon we return to our cabin, We go back to the cabin for din­ worth reading and he must give of tha watch the sunrise." soaking wet from the knees down ner at eleven-twenty and eat more his opinion of it. The second posi­ Faculty and We go below where the cattle, and covered in hay dust from head beef in various forms, or interest­ tion is the most desirable but ap­ four hundred of them, are penned to foot, to snatch half an hour's Students ing dishes of unknown composition parently the least practical. The of the University of or decomposition. We lounge SAVE AT WALSH'S $ SAVE AT WALSH'S $ SAVE •"BEAR IN MIND- only thing left for him is to pre­ British Columbia around until two, when we start sent tactfully only part of his are welcomed. watering again. Another meal ar­ —tbe car in rugged con­ views. < rives at half-past four; we sweep dition it tbe car that it U.B.C. CAR OWNERS up at six and are free for the rest cheap to run," Students should be aware of this -WALLY ARTHUR and co-operate with their instruc­ MNKOF You can sure save money on all your of the evening. Two things can happen in the evening; either we tors. . . . When a professor does AUTO PARTS at go to bed early, or we play poker. WEST POINT have courage, we should be careful MONTREAL WALSH'S AUTO WRECKING CO. If we play poker, as we often do, not to misrepresent or misquote Established 1817 < GREY GARAGE 1127 GRANVILLE STREET SEYMOUR 7297 z some of us come to blows about him. We need also to determine WEST POINT GREY BRANCH who owes somebody sixpence. 4458 10th Avenue W«st COME IN AND LOCK AROUND 4378 West 10th Avenue which of the three possible posi­ In this manner we live for at tions the instructor is taking and A. 6. MOORE, Manager 3 Phone: Pt. Grey 560 SAVE AT WALSH'S $ SAVE AT WALSH'S $ SAVE least nine days. We are seasick, evaluate his teachings accordingly. Total Assets m Excess of $800,000,000 uncomfortably dirty (some of us —Washington State Evergreen.