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t. Student fights for environment class requirement By Chad Sirovina were not properly educated. q'uirement that UWM currently 2400 students. dents in a year just having the seed "I was tired of people who pro­ requires as part of the GER. "I'm certain that I can get in the planted is astronomical." Dean Kelley, a student at the fess to be environmentalists not "(The program) would be some­ petitions," he said. Kelley said that few colleges in University of Wisconsin-Milwau­ knowing the mechanics of the situ­ thing just like that," Kelley said. Kelley said he has received sup­ the areahaveenvironmental aware­ kee, has started a petition drive to ation," Kelley said. According to Kelley, he has port letters from various organiza­ ness programs. have environmental awareness According to Kelley, the pro­ gotten 200 signatures on the peti­ tions. Some of the more famous "Alverno has one and Stevens added to the General Education posal he has set forth will not tion by himself. However, the organizations that have gotten be­ Point is trying to get one," he said. Requirements. require any additional credits to be Conservation Club has also started hind his movement are the U.S. "No other UW campus has one as Kelley, a junior with a triple taken. It would however, direct circulating his petition and he does Forestry Service, the Sierra Club, far as I know." major in political science, eco­ three credits of the natural sciences not know how many signatures the Wisconsin Wildlife Federation, According to the proposal that nomics, and the biological aspects requirement into the environmen­ they have gotten. and even two state representatives. Kelley sent to Dr. Campbell of conservation, started the drive tal awareness area. Kelley said that he needs 10 "College people make the deci­ Tathem, the chairperson of the because he felt people making de­ Kelley said it would be similar percent of the student body to sign sions of the future," Kelley said. cisions involving the environment to how the cultural diversity re- the petition which comes to about "The potential of this many stu­ Please see KELLEY page 2 Gone fishm' UWM settles with 3 Department of Labor

U.S. Department of Labor and the University of Wisconsin- Milwaukee have reached a tentative agreement after the department's investigation of several sexual discrimination cases, according to an article in the Milwaukee Journal last week. A new affirmative action program at the university and settlements for 13 women who were found to be victims of discrimination are part of the settlement. According to the article, the combined settlements could reach $1 million. The affirmative action plan indicates that discrimination is widespread at this university. In the schools of Business Administration and Fine Arts, two schools targeted by the original investigation conducted by the U.S. Department of Labor, the new plan offers goals the univer­ sity should attain. In Business Administration, women currently represent just over 15 percent of the faculty. The new affirmative action program indicates that almost 40 percent of the annual place­ ments in the department should be women. "Given the extensive underutilization of women in faculty ranks, a special mentoring program for junior faculty women will be instituted with special emphasis on minority women," according to the plan. The settlement also calls for increased female and minority This particular fishing hole, located near McKinley Marina on Lincoln Memorial Drive hiring to jobs like campus law-enforcement. According to the happens to be James DeMore, 89 and his brother Mike's (background) favorite spot to story, there are no minorities working in law enforcement at dropa line. H should be - the DeMore brothers have been fishing there since older brother UWM. The settlement stems from a U.S. Department of Labor investigation conducted after Ceil Pillsbury, a former UWM professor who will return to teaching at the university this fall, filed a discrimination suit against the university. Pillsbury Bookstore director named alleged she was denied tenure in 1989 because she was a woman. Under the same investigation, the U.S. Department of Labor By Yolonda White "We're looking into bringing in lines like Kinte reported that the university would lose as much as $350 million Cloth umbrellas, posters, clothing and greeting cards," Linda Hausladen was recently named director of she said. in federal funding unless UWM settled to the terms outlined in the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Bookstore. According to Hausladen, a wider variety of cultural the U.S. Department of Labor notice of violations. Shortly after Hausladen started the job on April 12. Elmer Hamann, and ethnic products would satisfy more of the university's the announcement, UW System President Katharine Lyall took director of UWM's Auxiliary Services announced her students. Her multi-cultural experience with Milwau­ over from UWM Chancellor John H. Schroeder negotiations with appointment. kee Area Technical College has helped her in this the U.S. Department of Labor. Hausladen, a graduate of UWM, received her aspect. She said she will be able to use a lot of what she State Rep. Barbara Notestein (D-Milwaukee), who spear­ degree in Geological Sciences, and has done course learned there at UWM. Seriously addressing students' headed legislation concerning the tenure process, said it was too work in business and adult education. She was man­ concerns is another focus for Hausladen. She said The early to judge the effect of the settlement. ager of the UW-Green Bay bookstore from 1984 to Bookstore wants to take suggestions in the suggestion box more seriously. The rising cost of books was one "It's a very preliminary step," Notestein said. "But it is 1986. Her short term goals for the bookstore involve simply meeting the university's needs. thing she said needed to be addressed. "I've personally appalling that UWM could go for so many years without such an "I want to continue what we do well," she said. discussed with book representatives about the prices. affirmative action program." Some of the things she would like to see continued I've actually argued about them," she said. Notestein said judgment on the plan should be reserved until are good customer service and communication, mer­ Having been a student, she said she has a better Schroeder reacts. chandising and display and adherence to the basic handle on concerns students have because she has been Several changes in the agreement may be made, and it may be bookstore mission. there. Not only did she attend UWM, but she worked weeks before the agreement is signed by the chancellor. The One specific thing Hausladen would like to see at the bookstore in the mid-70s. In addition to her U.S. Justice Department is currently conducting an investigation implemented is a more diversified product line that Please see LINDA page 3 of sexual discrimination in the entire UW-System. would better meet the needs of all students. Page 2 -ITmCwMPpsrl April 26, 1993 riefs Student Association taking nomi­ UWM Library Dean of School of Architecture nations for Outstanding Student raising funds by named to City Plan Commission Robert Greenstreet, dean of the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee The University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Student Associaton is sponsoring selling books School of Architecture and Urban Planning, has been appointed to the the outstanding UWM Student Award, given to students who have made a Milwaukee City Plan Commission. positive contribution to the UWM community. Here's a chance to add to your library - and to help the Golda Greenstreet, who was appointed by Mayor John O. Norquist will serve a The contest is open to any student enrolled at UWM and excludes members three year term. The dean joined UWM in 1981 as an assistant professor and of the Student Association. Meir Library at the same time. The Friends of the UWM Golda was named dean of the school in 1990. His research specialties include law and Students will be judged on committment and dedication to the university, professional practice for architects and legal impacts on the built environment. excellence in non-academic areas, lasting and longterm improvement to Meir Library are sponsoring a book *&** UWM. sale, May 4 - 6, in the fourth floor * -X The applicant must be nominated by a current UWM student who must conference center of the library, All-day course designed to help submit a letter of nomination which includes: 2311 E. Hartford Ave. Hours are 2 -name of nominee - 7 p.m. May 4, noon - 6 p.m. May educators spot child abuse -current address 5 and 10 a.m. - 2 pjn. May 6. "The Role of the Educator in Detecting, Preventing and Reporting -social security number Offerings will include classics, Child Abuse" is an all-day, non-credit course to be held May 22 from 9 -classification fiction, textbooks and magazines, a.m. to 4 p.m. at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Golda Meir -why the individual should be considered with most prices at $1 for hard­ Library, fourth floor conference center, 2311 E. Hartford Ave. -what the nominee has accomplished cover and 50 cents for paperbacks. Topics covered will include "Physical Indicators of Abuse and Evidence supporting the claim is optional. All proceeds will go to the Neglect," "Separating Accidental from Intentional Injury," "Proper Deadline for nominations is April 30. Winners will receive a plaque at a library's enhancement Information Gathering" and "Behavioral Indicators: Early Signs of ceremony May 15. Problems." Employers get Program fee for the course is $40. Application has been made for sue Five University of Wisconsin-Mil­ equivalency clock hours for certification purposes through the Wisconsin moneyfor Senior Department of Public Instruction. Call 229-4728 for more information. waukee professors receive award Five University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee faculty members have been Aide workers Audobon Art Fair to be held June named recipients of the 1993 Graduate School/UWM Foundation Annual Reimbursement is available for Research Awards: Sherry Ahrentzen, associate professor of architecture; employers who hire one or more 5 at Schlitz Audobon Center Mohsen Bahmani-Oskooee, professor of economics; Millicent Ficken, Social Development Commission The 19th annual Audobon Art Fair will be held June 5 from 10 a.m. professor of biological sciences; Terry Nardin, professor of political Senior Aides. - -5 p.m. at the Schlitz Audobon Center, 1111 E. Brown Deer Rd. science and Bimal Sarma, associate professor of physics. Through special funding from The fair will feature more than 100 juried artists and craftsmen who will the National Council of Senior Citi­ display their nature-related artwork. A silent auction, raffle and entertain­ zens, the SDC Senior Aide Pro­ ment will also be included. Plan has support gram is able to reimburse employ­ Admission to the fair is $3 for adults, $1 for children. For more ers who hire one or more Senior information contact Patricia Ellis, 332-2091. KELLEY from page 1 Aides. The employers will be re­ Academic Program and Curriculum Committee, there are 18 classes imbursed for 50 percent of the Used book sale May 15 at Zablocki currently offered at UWM that could fulfill the environmental Aides' hourly wages for an "on the awareness requirement that he is proposing. job" training period, not exceed­ Library features romance novels Those classes include Environmental Dynamics, General Ecol­ ing six weeks. A sale of used books will be held on May 15 from 10 a.m.- 2 p.m. at • ogy, Introduction to Environmental Economics, and Energy Geol­ SDC Senior Aide participants Zablocki Library, 3501 W. Oklahoma Ave. Thousands of romance ogy-Crisis and Solution. are 55 or older and bring years of paperbacks, which will be sold in bags at a cost of $1 per bag, will be the According to Kelley, the best class to take would be Environmen­ work and life experience to their highlight of the sale. Other materials on sale will include general tal Dynamics. work. paperbacks, hardcover books, magazines (old copies of Life, Saturday "The classes are out there. It's just a matter of making them Employers need to respond by Evening Post, Look), and albums. available," said Kelley. "A lot of people don't know about them, and May 14. To enroll call, Tracie The sale is sponsored by Bookfello ws-Friends of the Milwaukee Public they need to be steered in that direction." Patterson at 272-5600, ext. 2514. Library. All proceeds will benefit the Library. According to Lisa Arens, a member of the APCC, a vote is expected in May. After the APCC votes on the proposal, it will go before the full Faculty Senate for a vote. "The Faculty senate will have the final decision," Kelley said.

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He 9:00 p.m., featured questions from According to Norquist, the city pointed out that when the the studio audience of about 100 is looking at several options for Cryptosporidium epidemic hit people and call-in questions from solving the problem. Carrollton, Georgia, the problem the Milwaukee area. One option is switching over to took six months to cure. The first portion of the show an ozone system of water purifica­ "We had anightmare," Norquist dealt with concerns people had tion. Ozone kills Cryptosporidium. said, "But not as long as it could about the recent water crisis that Lake County, Illinois, which is have been." Milwaukee suffered through. just south of Kenosha County, has Once the topic of the water was "We need to do whatever we been using an ozone system for a changed, Norquist dealt with top­ can to have the cleanest, safest few years, said Norquist. ics from Milwaukee's inner city to According to Norquist, the pro­ he said. "That's how you have to water we can," Norquist said. Norquist also said that the De­ environmental tobacco smoke. gram would allow recipients of deal with the problems." According to Norquist, the goal partment of Natural Resources is "I think a lot of the problems in assistance access to day care and Norquist said that the funds for water quality in Milwaukee looking into moving the Texas the inner city are a result of old allow people to work. Milwaukee would have received should be zero parts per million. Avenue intake, which is believed government programs gone "It's going to be cheaper than from President Bill Clinton's now- Delores Finuckne from the to be the entry point for astray," said Norquist. Welfare," he said. "The federal defunct stimulus package would Milwaukee Water Works said the Cryptosporidium because of the One new program that Norquist government should copy it." have gone toward the school sys­ standard for water from the large amount of run-off from the thought would help the inner city The mayor also said that he tem. He also said, however, that he Linwood plant is already at zero Milwaukee River that flows over was the New Hope Project planned to combat Milwaukee's shared the concerns of budget cut­ "It's an effort to get rid of recent negative appearance in the ters. Welfare," said Norquist. "It would press by producing results. "Our system needs fundamen­ change the equation." "You have to do real things," tal change," Norquist said. Past experience key Vttkffompagel Toxic sites found near,3 at UWM employment background she was also recently ek lent The following are a list of sites -Shorewood Municipal Village Humboldt and North Avenues of The Wisconsin Association of College Stores, So her involve­ near the University of Wisconsin- Yard, 3930 N. Murray Ave. In Milwaukee County alone, a ment with bookstore politics go far beyond the workplace. She said Milwaukee that, according to the -Ribar's Service Station, 4601 map accompanying the report re­ she wants to improve bookstore programs like faculty buy-backs, Urban Toxics Committee of Mobi­ N. Oakland Ave. leased Thursday lists over 400 sites and the number of used books to counteract rising book costs for lization for Survival, contain haz­ -Blue Hole Landfill, 810 E. that the Environmental Protection students. It is for that reason thai Hausladen said her approach will ardous materials, are hazardous Capitol Dr. Agency and the U.S. Department be more hands on. waste dump sites, or contain a -Borden Co./Municipal Sewer of Natural Resources consider *Tve been trying to be out on the floor and meet all of the leaking underground storage tank: System, 3000 N. Lincoln Memo­ "high priority" for clean up. The employees," she said. -University of Wisconsin-Mil­ rial Dr. report does not include sites that Hamann said that a national search was undertaken to fill the waukee, 3209 N. Maryland Ave. -Johnson Controls, Inc., 3713 are considered "low" or "medium" position, including publication of the opening in several higher- -Wendy's, 3116 N. Downer N. Humboldt Ave. priority. education publications. Ave. -Safeway Industries, 3372 N. Mobilization for Survival is a Hausladen was chosen. Hamann said, because she had directed -Bliffert Northside Coal & Oil, Holton Ave. peace and social justice organiza­ two different bookstores, and because of her past experience 210 W. Capitol Dr. -Lakeside Buses, 3850 N. tion whose goals are to abolish working at the UWM Bookstore. -Mobil Oil Station, 1200 E. Holton Ave. nuclear weapons and power, end Besides Hausladen having the necessary experience. Hamann Capitol Dr. -Joyce MCCall residence, 3424 military intervention, meet human said, "she is good." -Shorewood High School, 1701 N. Weil St. needs and save the environment. E. Capitol Dr. -CMC/Humboldt yards, Take Control... MCAT Pick-Up the Phone "I am a recovered bulimic, but for 11 years I binged and purged. Finally I hit bottom...depressed, ill and exhausted, I knew I couldn't recover on my own. Somehow I found the strength to call Northbrooke. As terrifying GMAT as it might seem, pick up the phone and get help. 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Goo Goo Dolls to play Ballroom f By Don Leibold GOOGOODOLLS wasreleased label struck a distribution deal with in 1987, a year after the band had Warner Bros. 1991's HOLD ME You read that headline right formed, on Celluloid. The band UP was released under this ar­ UWM is going to have a concert on has decidedly negative feelings rangement and garnered the band campus that features a nationally about their first label. Takac sim­ critical attention and an opening known rock 'n' roll band! In the ply deadpanned, "We were unfor­ slot on the Replacement's 1991 All grand tradition of Fishbone, Jane's tunate enough to put our firstrecor d Shook Down tour. Addiction, Sonic Youth and, uh, on [Celluloid]." "We Are The Normal," Dread Zeppelin, comes Goo Goo The trio then signed with Metal CARWASH's first single, features Dolls from Buffalo, New York. Blade, a peculiar place for them, as lyrics penned by head Mat Paul Touring in support of their new the band does not quite fit into the Westerberg. The song is a depar­ album, SUPERSTAR CARWASH, heavy metal pigeonhole. ture from the Goo Goo's signature and single, "We Are The Nor­ "They were the only label that blend of heavy riffin' and pound­ mal," the Goo guys are continuing wanted us. We had had offers from ing percussion. Its acoustic flavor along a natural line of progression other labels, but no one was really and rescuing "melodic hard rock" very excited about anything. Metal Please see GOO GOO page 5 Goo Goo Dolls from the sticky tentacles of medi­ Blade came along and they were, ocrity. 'Look, we'll give you what you After seven years, four albums, need to do a record.' It wasn't that EY V R endless gigging and critical drool­ much money... We were all broke. • :•:••** ••:•;•: Sr ing, bassist Robby Takac slowed Any deal was a good deal at that down for a few minutes to describe point." the band's state of mind and cur­ Metal Blade released JED in rent release. 1988. Their relationship with Metal WHEN THEY CAVE HIM ACHANCB "We wrote a real lot for this Blade sweetened a bit when the record. We were rehearsing every day, because we've been lucky enough to have been able to scrape up enough money to where we MYSTERY really don't have to work a lot. We ONE go in and we do it every day, whether we want to or not that day," Takac said. Takac, and guitarist Johnny Rzeznik and drummer George Tutuska used different songwriting A strategies for CARWASH. SPECIALTY "For the first time we wrote BOOKSHOP separately. John wrote a bunch of SPY songs. Me and John wrote some • songs. Me and George wrote a MYSTERY bunch. I wrote some by myself. It's SUSPENSE a collection of songs that we wrote together and apart, as opposed to 2109 N. PROSPECT AVE. MILWAUKEE, WI 53202 the old records which we always (414) 347-4077 wrote together."

mvmmmm SSH dmm •MmM **** HA HA and Warner Brothers fc-^ll invite you to a FREE STUDENT SCREENING UWM Cinema SfECIJlL FftEE SCKEEAIimiG TONIGHT Wednesday, April 28 MONDAY, APRIL 26 Martial arts demonstration 8:00 p.m. 8:00 PM - Doors open 7:30 and chance to win free self- defense lessons FOR Passes available at Union Information Center on day of the show! UNION CINEMA WOMEN offered at the SPONSORED BY screening by Phil Sauer, PREVIEW BAR PARTY! IftHM CW-EWA Neil Stolsmark and Affiliated UWM Gasthaus Yamashita Karate Systems Tuesday, April 27 FREE PASSES DAY OF SHOW - UWM UNION INFO DESK 8:30 p.m. Limited Seating Free passes! Poster give aways! Pitcher specials! April 26, 1993 -HkCwMPtol- Pagc 5 wnrnfrmrmfrrrrrrnrr wwwfwmwwwfmwmwmmw Soundscaping expands limits Author here Tuesday By Stephen J. Ziel term "soundscaping" have to with piece for quartet using only in­ music? It has a lot to do with vented instruments. What is music? That is the ques­ inventiveness, creativity and an "We learn little bits and pieces Author Cathie Peiletier wilt be reading from tier new novel, WE tion. You'd probably get twenty overall awareness of what musical all semester long, collecting new different answers from twenty dif­ capabilities exist in our environ­ ideas, then we all have to take what BUBBLE REPUTATION, Tuesday at Harry W. Schwam bookstore. ferent people when the inquiry is ment. we've learned and apply it to our ol teacher, made. Early morning WKTI Soundscaping class pushes its final projects," said Vincent Rosemary O'Neal, who is learning to deal with the suicide of her Michael Bolton fans would have a students to seek out new forms of Millivonte, another member of the lover, William, a painter who traveled through Europe to repaint harder time explaining Metallica's music, and new ways of arranging scaping club. world masterpieces. When he killed himself in London on one of his musicality than how babies are inventive ideas into coherent musi­ trips, Rosemary was left with no exp) anation and no way to say good- "It gets a little frantic some­ : made to their ten-year-olds. There cal adaptations. The makeup of times, arranging schedules to re­ seems to be no definite answer to Suchy's classes over the years has hearse for each class, and finding Rosemary comes to view her life as this," said Peiletier of the book's the question, or is there? been very diverse, and this time each week to find a new idea UWM music professor and fear­ semester's group is no exception. and work it out, but the intensity of ^ilililllllllllllilil'l-lx!!! less leader of the experimental Music majors and non-majors alike the deadlines really pays off when -ally dys­ music soundscaping class Gregoria are forced to throw aside their you come up with something that's functional family. Her mother has been insane for over twenty years. Karides Suchy offers her opinion preconceptions of music, and use cool and original," Millivonte said. Her sister, who only wears green, collects ex-husbands. And then there's Bishop, her 300-pound know-it-all uncle whose cnircw on the subject to her students at the their abilities to create new muta­ These culminations in musical beginning of each semester's long tions. They are not unlike musical experimentation will be presented • Jllltllllli' s journey. scientists. to the public for its "education" on "1 created Bishop to be a positive, humorous, three-dimension.i! She tells her wide-eyed students "It's like taming the beast, tak­ Wednesday, April 28 at 8 p.m. and gay character, I have gay friends who ten me that's very unusual in that everything is music. From a ing the most bizarre inspiration or Friday, April 30 at 12:30 p.m. in The interactions between the family members provide humorous heart beat to a chain saw, music is concept, and converting it into a the UWM Fine Arts Recital Hall. of coping with loss mid all around us, in our environment piece of music that has a purpose," Both shows are free and open to the as well as in our Walkmans. The said Michael Gruber, one of this public. •••••:•' • •: ••".. I^R^IIIII sound of a baby crying is as much semester's soundscapers. So if you have an interest in "I give my personal feelings to all these characters I create." said music as the best Beatles or Led Assignments during a typical music and an open mind, this show Peiletier. "For everyone Tveraeu there's something about them tiled Zeppelin song, and by the end of semester range from writing and is definitely for you. Who knows, in the back of my mind. When I work on a character, I pull from the semester, her students agree. scoring a musical composition for maybe you'll be inspired to do -He," But what does this open-ended solo body sounds to composing a some soundscaping of your own. Peiletier said that she will read for about fifteen minutes from her book at Schwartz bookstore. She will pull a few of her favorite passages thatdon't give away what happens or the ending of the book. Peiletier says that the book doesn't have any autobiographical •' •'' • ';: ''.'•..'. • /iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitii!!!!:! The human bowling experience "I lived in an area of northern Maine, much like the one described GOO GOO from page 4 What's cool about their upcoming show on campus is in the book, and while living there I had a pet that I loved dearly get that it's cheap, as the Goo dudes have handicapped their sick and die ... and 1 worked that into the story, but that's all," she and overall subdued feel provides more insight into monetary intake on their tour. said. the creative process for CARWASH. "We wanted to put the guarantees way down low, so Peiletier skipped two years of grade school and attended college "A lot of the songs were written after our last tour. they didn't have to charge much for the tickets. That's like by the age of sixteen. In her second year, she was kicked out for We heard a lot of loud music every night, so we found the big thing about touring is you want people to see you. radicalism, and took to hitchhiking through the United States. She ourselves writing on acoustic guitar more. Of course, And if there's a $10 ticket and no one really knows who r degree* we brought them back up again. I think that led to a you are, people are going to be less apt to go." year for her novel THE WEIGHT OF WINTER. She currently lives lot of the sound that's on the record now." Go to see the Goo Goo Dolls. It's in the Union Outside of Nashville, Tennessee with country songwriter Alan Life for the Goo Goo Dolls is not simply artistic Ballroom this Saturday. Doors open at 8 p.m. and the : :: labor, whether that takes the form of touring or show begins at 8:30. The Muffs open. Tickets are $3 for ::l!!!!llllllll!li! . •/ SlllllllilliiIlllll!l:!lllli:: THE BUBBLE REPUTATION, Pelletier's fourth novel, is scbed- writing and recording. Art is fueled by the human students with ID and $5for members of the general public experience, and what better place to partake in said •.•".-: ^iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii^iii over the age of 19. They are available at the UWM Peiletier will be reading from THE BUBBLE REPUTATION on experience than the bowling alley. Bookstore and Atomic Records with a 50-cent service • on the corner "I'm like the team handicapper," said Takac. "I charge. Tickets will be available the night of the show. You don't bowl consistently high, but every once in a have six days to get tickets, so go to it! while I'll bowl a 200. Generally, I'm a 140 bowler."

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Page 8 April 26, 1993 THSIWMPDST fem£& Panthers ousted early in MIVA By Rob Peterson weekend's tournament was no different. ? UWM found the going rough from the out­ On the short end of a three game sweep, the set, falling in the first game 15-8. Offensively, r University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee men's vol­ the Panthers only had a .139 attack percentage t. leyball team season was ended at the Midwest for the first game with 15 kills and 10 errors Intercollegiate Volleyball Association tourna­ in 36 total attempts. ment this weekend at Ball State University in In the second game, UWM fought closer to Muncie, Ind. Ohio State, losing only 15-13. In that contest t UWM's season was ended by the 13th ranked UWM improved their offense slightly to a .169 Ohio State Buckeyes on Friday with the Buck­ attack percentage. eyes' 15-8, 15-13, 15-12 sweep of the Panthers. The Buckeyes then finished off the Panthers UWM ended their season with a 9-9 record in the third and final game 15-12. UWM overall and 0-7 in the MIVA. Ohio State, the nearly matched Ohio State on offense, but fell MIVA's regular season champ, went on to defeat short overall. Indiana-Purdue-Fort Wayne, Saturday, in the Panther Nick Momcilovic was named to the championship match 15-12, 12-15, 9-15, 15-10, all tournament team. Momcilovic had 14 kills 15-11 to capture the MIVA crown. IP-Fort Wayne and only two hitting errors in the contest defeated host Ball State on Friday 12-15, 15-6, against Ohio State. 15-7, 15-7 to reach the championship game. Post volleyball reporter, Steve Koenig will With three teams ranked in the Top 15, 8th have a complete round-up and interview with Mark Kharitou and Bob Erlenbaugh discuss the importance ranked IP-Fort Wayne, 12th ranked Ball State Panther head coach Mike Fried in Thursday's physics piays in the game of volleyball during a match earlier and Ohio State, the MIVA offered formidable issue. this season at Klotsche Center. The players' season ended competition for the Panthers this year. This Friday as they were sweptbyOhio State in the MIVA tournament. UWM Baseball: Panthers drop two against St. Francis Thursday By Rob Peterson pull within one run at 2-1. Panther junior Parrish Wagner St. Francis exploded for an took the defeat. Okay, rhetorical question. 11-run seventh inning, rough­ UWM is now 4-9 on the Saints are supposed to be ing up four Panther pitchers, season. UWM played a pair of benevolent, correct? to put the game out of the doubleheaders against Chicago The College of St. Francis Panthers' reach. Panther jun­ State this weekend. Results was anything but benevolent ior Craig Scheffler took the were not available at press as they visited Simmons Field, defeat. time. Thursday to take on the Uni­ In game two, the Panthers versity of Wisconsin-Milwau­ atoned for the offensive sins kee baseball team. St. Francis committed in the first game, promptly handed the Panthers banging out 13 hits, but gained two defeats, a 13-1 no-hitter in no absolution as St. Francis T\E ROPE! the first game and 7-5 defeat in ascended to a 7-5 victory. the second contest. St. Francis jumped to a 6-1 What's St. Francis's Brad Chonevec lead through three innings, but pitched a gem in the first game, the Panther scratched their way Missing? no-hitting the Panthers. The back to within one run in the contest was close through six sixth at 6-5. St. Francis scored Paris $265* innings as the Panthers scored another run in the seventh to London $269* an unearned run in the sixth to make the final score official. Frankfurt $319* Madrid $335* Rome $345* Moscow $389* Special Services That *Fares are each way from Chicaso Taxes not included and restrictions apply. Help Get Jobs For • Recent College -Photo courtesy UWM Sports Information Council Travel Graduates: 2615 N Hackett Avenue 2nd floor STATUS QUO Milwaukee, WI 53211 Sounds like... The agony of defeat for baseball head coach INCORPORATED Scott Kugi and the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee A Full Service Employment • Candidate Certification 414-333-4740 Panthers. The team dropped two to the college of St. Francis Call for your FREE Thursday at Simmons Field. 8c Consulting Agency Program Student Travels Magazine! 414-271-7400 • Corporate Imaging 1550 N. Prospect Ave. CLOUD 9 BIOENVIRONMENTAL ENGINEERS CLINICAL SOCIAL WORKERS Milwaukee, WI 53202 • Resume' Writing Hair Design OCCUPATIONAL THERAPISTS

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Hunter to Miami of Ohio? In the story in the Journal is accurate. ing to a report in Friday's Milwau­ have," Smith said. "They just want Brewers were able to afford Sunday's Milwaukee Journal it is No official word has been released kee Journal. me to give them a chance. From Bosio? Oh well, no use crying j, reported University of Wisconsin- from either school. Panther head Darryl O. Ledbetter reported what I'm told, I would really fit over spilled milk.--Rob Peterson Milwaukee assistant coach Ron coach Steve Antrim could not be that Smith is leaning toward UWM. into their system." At least there's Cal: Yes, Cal Hunter will take the top assistant reached at home before press time. "I really like UWM," Smith Also in the article, Smith said Eldred is the best young pitcher in position at Miami of Ohio in Ox- All quiet on the UWM recruit­ said. "I looked at UWM and I need he was impressed with South the major leagues. Want to argue r ford, Ohio. Hunter, who has been ment front? Can we quit talking to take a closer look at South Florida's head coach, Bobby Pas­ with that assessment? I should Antrim's assistant for six years, is about University of Wisconsin- Florida." chal who has led South Florida to think not. Eldred finished last - in Oxford this weekend to "iron out Milwaukee men's basketball team Smith stated he wanted to look the National Collegiate Athletic season at 12-1 with a ridiculously -** details." now that the season was over al­ at South Florida because he was, Association tournaments in 1990 low sub-2.00 ERA after being Hunter, who is an alumnus of most two months ago? No, of course "going to make sure I'm not going and 1992 and to the National Invi­ called up from then AAA Den­ Miami of Ohio, would be top assis­ not. Not when Shannon Smith has to pass up a real good situation." tational Tournament in 1991. South ver. This season Eldred is 3-1 tant to Herb Sendick, who was yet to make up his mind on where Ledbetter also said that Smith Florida plays in the Metro Confer­ with a 2.30 ERA, including a one- hired this year to replace Joby he wouldlike to transfer. The sopho­ was impressed with UWM head ence, the conference which in­ hit gem against the Texas Rang­ Wright, who went to coach at more and former Marquette Uni­ coach Steve Antrim's style. cludes Louisville University. ers on Friday. Eldred allowed Wyoming. versity forward is trying to choose "After talking with him, they "I just want to go someplace only a one-out double to Rafael According to UWM Sports In­ between UWM and the University expressed that they were just wait­ where I will be comfortable," Smith Palmiero in the first inning. In­ formation Director Paul Helgren of South Florida in Tampa accord­ ing to work with the talent that I said. cluded in Eldred's fine evening Dorothy, tell him. were 10 strikeouts and 23 outs in "Shannon, there's no place like a row. home." Brewer manager Phil Garner Roundball Classic big success The "What If?" file: Isn't it was booed for removing Eldred cruelly ironic Seatde Marinerright- in the ninth inning for reliever For openers, it was a big the crown, including back-to- the sponsors for the Roundball hander, Chris Bosio would pitch a Jesse Orosco. success. back wins over the "Shell Classic 3-on-3 Basketball no-hitter a year after departing I don't think the Brewers would The UWM Black & Gold Stars" to claim the title. The Tournament. The Post had a from the Milwaukee Brewers. The be booed if they decided to give Roundball Classic 3-on-3 Bas­ "Shell Stars" were led by team in the tournament, but Mariners downed the Boston Red Eldred an extended contract. It ketball Tournament, held at former University of Wiscon­ unfortunately succumbed to Sox 7-0 on Thursday. would be a wise investment in the Klotsche Center on April 17- sin-Madison player Damon defeat in their first two games. Bosio, who went 16-6 last year, future for the Brewers.--RP 18, drew 176 team and over Harrell. It was not without trying. including 10 straight victories dur­ Greatest of the greats: In a 700 participants, according to The top women's division Our athletic teams at the Post ing the pennant race for the Brew­ move that was a long time in Patrick Ehren, the University was won by the "Warriors," a go by one motto: "Winning — it's ers, signed a four-year, $15.25 coming, the Milwaukee Bucks of Wisconsin-Milwaukee's Di­ team which included two the only thing (we can't accom­ million dollar contract with Seattle retired Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's rector of Athletic Marketing former Marquette players, Beth plish!)" in the off-season. No. 33 on Saturday evening in a and Promotions. The tourna­ Crossett and Courtney We were proud to have par­ Bosio walked the first two bat­ pregame ceremony. Abdul-Jabbar ment, in its first year, drew Romeiser. ticipated in the tournament and to ters of the game, but retired 26 in wore No. 33 for six glorious sea­ teams from Wisconsin, Michi­ Profits from the Black & have pariticipated as sponsors. a row to complete his first major sons, from 1969 to 1975, as a gan, Illinois and Indiana that Gold Roundball Classic were We would like to say "Congratu­ league no-hitter. Bosio's no-hitter Buck. In his time with the Bucks, competed in 21 separate divi­ used to help the UWM Black & lations" to all the winners and was accomplished on only three Kareem won three NBA MVP sions. Gold Club, according to Ehren. "Thank You" to all who partici­ days' rest. awards, 1969-1970 Rookie of the The top men's division was Ehren said the athletic depart­ pated. We hope to see everybody "At the beginning of the season Year and MVP of the 1970-71 won by "2JT," a team that ment plans to make the tourna­ playing hoops next year. I told Lou (Piniella, Seattle's man­ NBA Playoffs. On Saturday, included former UWM star Joe ment an annual fund-raising Story compiled from UWM ager) any time he came up short, he Kareem also received three stand­ Schultz. "2JT" won five games event. Sports Information press release. could move me up," Bosio said. ing ovations from an appreciative on Sunday, April 18 to claim The UWM Post was one of "But this was the last thing I ex­ crowd, a snazzy leather jacket as pected. I couldn't be happier. The a gift from the 1992-93 edition of guys behind me played tremen­ the Bucks and his jersey framed. Stressed Out? dous." Even though some people Included in the tremendous ef­ thought Kareem thumbed his nose support fort was the play Mariners' Omar at the city when he was traded to Vizquel made to end the game and the Los Angeles Lakers in 1975, A place to talk about concerns WHO: preserve the no-hitter. Boston's only fond memories were allowed school, job, family, relationships, Students enrolled at UWM Ernest Riles, also a former Brewer, at the Bradley Center Saturday. or other issues. A place to WHEN: hit a high, astroturf-induced chop­ Saturday was also a night express your feelings, share Tuesdays-10:30 to 12:00 per over Bosio's head. Vizquel where the 1970-71 NBA champi­ ideas, and problem-solve. Through May 18 raced behind Bosio, grabbed the onship team was honored. The WHERE: chopper bare-handed and whipped Big "O," Oscar Robertson re­ A therapist facilitates the group Union E220 the throw to first baseman Tino ceived a standing ovation. 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Celebrate it every day To the editor: At 8:08 a.m. on April 19, I was sitting alone in a classroom in Sabin Hall (two paragraphs into an editorial about the impor­ tance of Earth Week) when a bird flew into the room and sat on a desk five rows away from me. Immediately after, a man walked into the room, closing the door behind him, and started whistling to the bird. At this point, I figured the bird was his pet and he was just trying to recapture it. The man continued to whistle as he raised two windows in an effort to allow the bird to escape. I meanwhile sat in my desk ducking because the bird was flying around the room. Twice the bird slammed itself into a closed window and the man instructed me to quickly pull down the shades as he turned off the lights. The man continued to whistle and within a minute the bird flew out of one of the windows. After the bird flew away, I watched the man as he nonchalantly closed the windows, turned the lights back on and proceeded to tell me that this sort of incident happened with a Goldfinch in the past. Then he said "See you later" and walked out of the room. For me to continue to write about our lack of respect for nature and wildlife and all the THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES already publicized and important consequences of ocean dumping, OF BILL CLINTON, AGENT OF destroying the rainforest, global warming, etc. would be irrelevant. CHANGE: DM 100 If everyone had as much respect and put that much effort into saving and protecting the Earth and all of its inhabitants as he did, Earth Week wouldn't be necessary because what it stands for would be a culturally accepted practice instead of a one-week celebration. Tammy Gilpin erspective Just the facts, please Dear Editor: I am writing in response to the letter written by Brian Louis Commentary on Branch Davidians regarding the USS Liberty. The attack on the Liberty was a tragic By Bruce W. Hoffman Koresh. I'd caution you to reappraise this belief. mistake. It must be recalled that the incident occurred during a full- The people that died in Waco, Texas were wrong. scale war. As a person with three sisters in a religious They were wrong by definition. On the third day of the 1967 Six-Day War Israel mistook the Liberty, cult (the Jehovah Witnesses), and therefore That's because either way they lose. If, in which was 14 miles off the Sinai coast, for an Egyptian ship. The with 20 years experience in dealing with the fact, the Christian myth is a reality, they (still) misidentification of the USS Liberty was understandable. Three days cult mentality, I feel compelled to speak pub­ lose. According to their own doctrine, the Bible, earlier Israel had asked that American ships be removed from its coast licly concerning the events of this week in they were hypocrites. They disobeyed man's and that the exact location of U.S. vessels be provided. The Sixth Fleet which members of the Branch Davidian cult law. They disobeyed biblical law, too. They was moved but the Liberty did not get the message. comitted collective suicide. I am neither recep­ sinned. They condemned themselves. And, if the The Liberty's flag, according to testimony of crew members, may tive to their ostensible cause, nor do I believe Bible and its tenets are products of men's minds not have been discernible because of little wind and the flag was that they deserve our sympathy for the manner and not divinely inspired, as I suspect, clever knocked down after the first assault. Also after the first attack, the in which they died — except for the children sophisticated ideas — but conceived by only ?, ta Liberty's commander refused an Israeli request that the ship identify V** '" 'i (who had not yet attained sufficient reasoning clever and sophisticated people; they'll not only itself. And according to testimony of its own crew, the Liberty bore at power to avoid such a demise). find Heaven that way, either. Neither will any­ least a surface resemblance to the El Ouseir, an Egyptian ship. Other one else. reports suggested it could be a Russian spy vessel. The clearest message the (now dead) cultists sent to the world was their glaring disdain for The ones who died in Waco, Texas would In 1991, columnists Rowland Evans and Robert Novak trumpeted all the rest of us. We should be very disen­ have better served themselves and the world by their discovery of an American who said he had been in the Israeli war chanted with this idea. Personally, I don't doing something positive. If they were alive room when the decision was made to knowingly attack the American appreciate that attitude at all. I can't under­ today they could be planting trees, or they could ship. In fact, that individual, Seth Mintz, was not in the war room at the stand what could possibly be so desperately be getting an education. Almost anything would time and the man who said had been with him, a General Benni Matti, intolerable about the human race that could be better than what actually happened. I, for did not exist. Also, contrary to Mr. Louis's assertions that an Israeli evoke a response like what happened for 51 one, was not impressed by their attitude or their pilot identified the ship as American, the transcript of the radio traffic days in Waco, Texas. They killed themselves mass suicide. It was reported that there had been between the attack fighters and the air force headquarters contains no because they expect to pass on to a better world gunshots. Perhaps the truth is that those who such statement. — however by doing so they implied that they tried to leave were shot. I would never have been None of Israel's accusers, including Mr. Louis, has been able to can't live in this world, and that the conditions there in the first place. I would advise any and all explain adequately why Israel would have deliberately attacked an here are irremediable. That is an insult to the religious cultists to learn from this experience - American ship. Perhaps this assertion is propaganda? Confusion in a world. - this is one lesson best learned vicariously. You, long line of communications is a more reasonable explanation. What makes the matter worse is the realiza­ too, would be better off doing something posi­ I would also like to point out that accidents caused by "friendly fire" tion that there are still some people of their ilk tive instead of lamenting all that's wrong in the are not uncommon in wartime. In 1988, the U.S. Navy mistakenly living among us. Their disdainful attitude yet world (and doing little else). Prayer will not fix downed an Iranian passenger plane, killing 290 civilians. During the remains as well. Apparently, you, the religious the problems — work and sincere effort will, if it Gulf War, 35 of the 148 Americans who died in battle were killed by extremists, believe you'll be rewarded — you'll is to happen at all. Either you contribute to the "friendly fire." In fact, only the day before the Liberty was attacked, go to Heaven if you follow someone like David problem or the solution. Israeli pilots accidentally bombed one of their own armored columns south of Jenin on the West Bank. Israel apologized for the tragedy and paid nearly $23 million in Only three more issues left... Let your voice be heard, reparations to the United States and to the families of the victims. The last payment was received in 1989 when the U.S. officially closed the write a letter or a perspective to The UWM Post! books on the matter. These are the hard facts. If Mr. Louis, or anyone else, would like to contest these truths, I encourage him to contact me. Replies to the editorials and perspectives published herein are welcome. Please limit all Thank you. letters to the editor to 2Q0-25Q words, perspectives to 600. Send your replies to the UWM Joseph Krisberg Post, P.O. Box 413, Union Box 88. Milwaukee, WI 5HGL President, TAGAR

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