RKSThroshei volume 65, number 27 thursday, march 9,1978 Faculty salaries continue to lag behind inflation by David Butler that, while Rice's ranking that in order to place all of Price Index; by those procedures for the changes in The Rice faculty, in their among other Ph.D.-granting Rice's salaries at the 62nd standards, the professors' lot teacher evaluation procedures general meeting Monday, institutions in terms of faculty percentile among Ph.D.- has improved over the last currently under preparation gave final approval to the compensation has risen over granting schools (where full year. He noted that "(Rice's) by the Committee on changeover from course the past year, the real incomes professors' salaries fell last esteem is greater now than it Undergraduate Teaching. credits to semester hour (adjusted for inflation) of year) would have required a has been in some time," as However, since the committee credits, received the not- assistant, associate, and full 2.8 percent increase over the expressed in outside dona- has not presented its formal unexpected news that salaries professors over the past four actual salary budget. (Last tions, but warned that "we recommendations yet, the are lagging behind inflation, years has decreased by $1200, year, assistant professors' shouldn't take that increase motion was tabled on a and heard a report from $2400, and $2800 respectively. salaries were at the 40th (in giving) and deposit it in a divided voice vote. Hacker- President Norman Hacker- While the salaries have been percentile, and associate temporary alleviation of man said that special man on the state of University increased by 33, 38, and 32 professors' at the 31st suffering. Those words may meetings would be called if building renovations. percent over the past five percentile—both increases come back to bite me, (but) I "substantial" changes are Hackerman opened the years, Baker pointed out that over the 75-76 year.) A boost of choose every one of those made; the current plan is to use meeting by reading into the the Consumer Price Index has 9.9 percent, or $780,000 over words carefully." The the existing procedures for record an official commen- risen by 46 percent over the the actual budget, would have president suggested that Rice this semester, and approve the dation of Architecture Dean same period, and the cost of placed all instructors' salaries loses new faculty because of a new procedures in time for use David Crane, who is departing living for upper-income at the 80th percentile among lack of specialized research in the fall. after the current year. The families in the Houston area their peers. facilities, rather than president then commented on has jumped 51 percent. Hackerman responded to inadequate salaries. The next faculty meeting is the progress of renovations to the salary report by comment- scheduled for May 12, in order the Chemistry building. While While the Faculty Council's ing that Rice should compare The council then briefly to officially approve the the facelift will cost almost $2 report did not make specific its salaries to other univer- considered a proposal to set up degrees to be awarded the million, Hackerman said that recommendations, it noted sities, and not to the Consumer faculty and student approval following day. "we had no real choice," since the alternative—a new building meeting OSHA and city fire codes—would not Election, referendum set for March 21 have been as permanent as the In their second meeting of been delayed two weeks until Tuesday, March 14. the recommendations for the present structure. the semester, the SA senate April 3. Also on the ballot will be a University Standing Commit- affirmed the election of their A special election was called referendum to increase the tees. Approved were the The other current projeet, successors and set a special to select two off campus Thresher's present blanket selections for the Committees expansion of the gymnasium, election for March 21 to fill tne senators and Thresher tax allotment of $3.60 by an on Admissions, Affirmative is expected to begin "within posts unfiled for in the first business manager. Seeking additional dollar. Michelle Action, Campus Safety, the next couple of weeks," at a election and consider a the senators' position will be Smith, Thresher editor-elect Examinations and Standing, cost of approximately $1.4 proposed increase in the Stephen Jeu, a sophomore noted a need to provide a more Education Council, Athletics, million. Hackerman stated Thresher blanket tax from Sid Rich, R. Dale Baker, a reliable source of revenue and Library and Student Health. that Rice is trying to put its allotment. sophomore from Will Rice, and to upgrade some of the present When interviews for the buildings in a rehabilitation Kevin Badeaux, a sophomore Thresher equipment. The positions are completed, the schedule, with a goal of one Results of the Feb. 21 from Sid Rich. Elizabeth Pfaff, motion to include the names will be sent to President renovation per year. election were unanimously approved. The new members a sophomore from Jones referendum in the special Hackerman for final approval. After the resolution to of the executive council will be College, will be the unopposed election was passed unani- The three names recom- change credits to the semester Roy Beller, president; John candidate for Thresher mously. mended to Proctor Sam hour system cleared its second Cockerham, external affairs business manager. As with the other requests Carrington for the Parking reading on a unanimous voice vice-president; Matt Muller, Campaign statements by for blanket tax increases this Appeals Board were rejected vote, physics professor internal affairs vice-president; semester, passage of the by the Proctor and applica- Stephen Baker presented the the candidates will appear in and Mark Whitney, secretary. next week's Thresher. They referendum requires that 35 tions for the positions have Faculty Council's annual At Beller's request the official percent of the students been reopened. Applications salary report. The report noted should be double spaced, transition of the offices has typewritten on a sixty- participate and of that and additional information character margin and be number, over 60 percent vote are available in the SA office turned in at the Thresher in favor of the change. on the second floor of the Phones to be disrupted office before 5pm next The Senate also reviewed RMC. by Steve Sullivan unusable, KTRU Station Manager Eric Sisson went to Phone service to Fondren Ken Williams bf the Campus Library, the RMC, and a few Business Office to ask that other buildings on campus will something be done about the be somewhat haphazard this Library Splice. Saturday as Fisk employees Once Fisk officials inspec- undertake the repair of the ted the splice, they agreed it infamous Library Splice. had to be repaired. The work The Library Splice is a place was originally slated to be in the steam tunnels under done over break, but the people Fondren Library where most needed to do the job weren't of the phone lines for that part available. So instead, work on of the campus meet, commin- the splice will begin Saturday gle, and occasionally end morning and continue all day before continuing on to the and into the night if main switch room in Allen necessary. The phones Center. The wires spliced affected will be disconnected together often do not conform intermittently as work on the to the documentation in Allen Splice proceeds, but Williams Center, so lines intended for says there should not be any one purpose end up being used phone which will be discon- for another. nected for any extended length When KTRU discovered of time. that the lines they had All this work shouldn't cost reserved for live broadcasts the University a cent. "It's from Lyle's in the Lovett their mess," said Williams. basement and from Sewall "They did a bad job down Hall 301 had other people's there. If I get an invoice, I'm phones on them and were not going to approve it." The Library Splice •waiter underw (D f tu. Our Th£ foLt-oU/i^ QuestiohMKE - •OPJflCIAUWK S KfilTM JiJ.ANX Editorial THtS WAY SfAMifwa/T?F •' _ •' ~ •fbR- unee/t <~>*c •' Monday that Rice loses new faculty not because of poor o £hfa/ Bene* fario CO£t> TAMM& O You fleer T^e/re 4a/W>Y salaries but because of inadequate research facilities p n/iAj ro rx/ce Pon-a.09 ("im!) smells like nothing more than a lame excuse. canmMTCS • lUcf i/V/AUi /" ,f*rSt»+) The fact that an assistant professor would be making O CvetyoAie H/trirS you Ar more money at 60% of all other PhD granting schools is —to 9a*tiFY, J* Jesrf— D G,SE/*T Snip/ vt&oiJ/riEAJT certainly not the greatest inducement to top quality P i IKF SifGP/AJi, M si bou8lf-teO 3. iiST /4ajy 5Ppc/rf{ professors to teach here. The modest salary increases you /*/+y tteve Be speci/*rc). given to the faculty over the last five years have not even 0 kept pace with the cost of living. Hackerman's response to © tve IfJrez/eoJ -- & t\\L SwiMSuir Cort-Perfrf ^• • this point—that salaries should be compared to those paid yot/K AAISUJ^S TO tfuesr/OAJ at other schools and not the Consumer Price Index—is a Quit? /trftESr'M B*T I've ofcineD TO /Hove you /sJTO KCO/* 39/, valid one. What he didn't mention is that the comparison XT boesff HAVE A cwubeLieK, to the salaries paid by other schools is not very /3ur it Does -ro Sf •vfyr impressive. Full professors at Rice last year could have To £2J£ tfaosi, APtG "< earned more by teaching at 38% of other similar institutions. Associate professors could have done better 7//, at 69% of other schools. Hackerman notes that these figures are improvements over past years, but this improvement from terrible to bad hardly seems to be the kind of laurels upon which the •DiscwiMee • rv/j 0is for -ro SF j, administration should be resting. se/t/oujiy. wee threshing-it-out mm MOB sponsors 'anyone can write' contest To the Rice Community: season, the author will be compensation. Any script ma| choose the sequence or useable for the 1978 football The MOB (Marching Owl awarded a prize of $100. The be modified in any manner in segment in the best form. season. Band) is soliciting scripts and best sequence or segment will which the Rice Band deems Duplicate prizes cannot be All entries will be acknowl- ideas for half-time shows for be awarded a $25 prize. If no necessary for presentation. awarded. All entries must be edged as received. Please the 1978 football season. complete script is selected, up There is no limit on the postmarked no later than include name, address, and Individuals may submit to five segments or sequences number of scripts or sequences April 30,1978 to be considered phone number on all sheets of entries in any of several forms: may be awarded a $25 prize. which an individual may for the contest. Ideas will be every entry. Also indicate a complete script with Contest Rules: All scripts submit. Scripts will be judged accepted at any time, but will which classification you wish formations, dialogue, music become the property of the on suitability for presentation, not be included in the contest. the entry to be judged in: titles, or as a sequence for a Rice Owl Band and may be originality, and style. A complete script, sequence or show or a segment of a show. If used at any time without complete script should provide If none of the ideas have segment idea. a complete script is selected for regard to the outcome of the for about seven minutes of merit for the 1978 season, no Here is your chance to write presentation during the 1978 contest and without further presentation time, i.e. about cash prizes will be awarded. If a MOB show and win some four formations, with entrance the script prize is not awarded, money in the process. Jones cabinet protests and exit specified. Scripts up to five segments or Moreover, if your idea is used should include, but are not sequence prizes may be and you wish to, you may faulty fire alarm system limited to, formations, awarded for ideas which are participate in that show. dialogue, and music. Dear Mr. Hicks: showed the system to be in Judges will be Bob Hord, On February 20, 1978, a fire need of service. Randy Woelfel, Judy Mosley, The following is the Thresher's policy for editorial page material. drill at Jones College was The Jones College cabinet' Carter Davis, Band Council Letters to the Editor should be no longer than 350 words (unless discussed in unsucessful due to technical appreciates your assistance in Members, Tom Reveley, Bert person with the editor), typewritten, signed, and with current phone number difficulties. Fire alarms in provided. No unsigned letters will be printed. correcting this problem. We Roth and Dean Samuel Jones. Guest Editorials may be submitted on any topic of current interest. There are both North and South wings ask you to continue the careful Ideas for sequences (not no length limitations on editorials; all other requirements as with letters stand. did not operate due to failure of maintenance that the alarm complete scripts) may also be Unsigned Editorials represent a consensus of staff opinion. the main circuit boxes in the systems require. If there is submitted. The winning Signed Editorials represent only that particular staff member's opinion and basements. The alarms in anything that Jones College segment or sequence author should not be construed as more than a privately held opinion. South finally rang when the can do to ensure our safety, will receive $25 if the sequence campus policeman tried to please let us know. Thank you or segment is used by the band return the alarm to the for your cooperation. in the 1978 season. PHILIP PARKER normal phase. The meter Should duplicate ideas be Editor reading of the box in North The Jones College Cabinet submitted, the judges will STEVE SETSER The Rice Business Manager Becky Bonar WILLY by Jeff Kerr Thresher Advertising Manager PARDON ME.. 15 THIS WHERE. THE N Steve Sullivan Associate Editor FENCING MATCH WILL Bt HELD?/ VEAHsViE. RE ML RE./\DV TO Mark Linimon Back Page Editor START. YOUR OPPONENT 15 Jim Fowler Contributing Editor Dayid Butler Assistant Editor RIGHT OVER THLRE WARMING UP. Walter Underwood Photography Editor Greg LeRoy Fine Arts Editor Gary Vyas Sports Editor Bill Studabaker Production Manager

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the rice thresher, march 9, 1978—page 2 beyond the hedges D00HESBUBY LOT OF THAT PHREDDY, Tech nixes pub ..AND WE'RB CONFIDENT WELL, HOW ABOUT GOING AROUND. WELL, GEE.. I TRUST ME THAT MR. DUKE ML BB A THAT? ZONKERS YOU KNOW THAT YEAH? GUESS WHO'S DUNNO, ELLSWORTH by David Butler Maybe he'd just been FELICITOUS ADDITION 10 UNCLE DUKE HETNAMESE U.N. REPLACING MORT.. BUNKER USED watching the TV: an associate OUR FRONT OFFICE! FINALLY GOT AMBASSADOR WHO HIM? \ 10 GET B/EKf- The Texas Tech Board of THANK VOU VERY A NEW JOB! GOT BOOTED FOR THING FROM Regents has voted 7-1 against judge of the New Mexico Court MUCH! \„ SPYING?/ ME! a proposal by the Tech Student has ruled that a 23-year old Association to establish a woman was contributing to student pub on campus. the worldly education of a 15- The vote followed a poll by year old boy—not his the Tech SA which showed 86 delinquency—by engaging in percent of the student body in sexual intercourse with him. favor of the proposal, and an Judge Lewis Sutin, concur- endorsement of the pub plan ring in a 2-1 decision reversing the woman's by university president Cecil PHREDOY, W WHY CANT I JUST PHRED, HOW DO YOU EX- I DUNNO LISTEN TOME! WEAR THE COLORFUL, Mackey. Opposition to the indictment on the charge of WELL.. PECT THE OTHER DELE- WELL, ARAFAT'S proposal, led by the Baptist contributing to the delin- ABOUT THIS IF YOU'RE GO- INDIGENOUS GARS OF C0L0R- GATES TO TAKE YOU A FOOL! IF HE SUIT, MORI, ING TO BE OUR MY NATIVE VIET- FUL? YOU SERIOUSLY IF YOU WALK WORE A NICE Student Union, questioned the quency of a minor, stated \ NEW ENVOY TO NAM? _\_ CALL BLACK AROUND U.N. SUIT, H&D HAVE value of allowing "something that "a consensual act THE UN., YOU PAJAMAS PLAZA LOOK- A COUNTRY GOTTA LOOK COLORFUL? ING LIKE A BY NOW! on campus that screws our SHARP! of sexual intercourse engaged SLOB! minds up." in by a young man is / Regent Chairman Judson nothing more than sex Williams commended the SA's education, essential and approach in presenting the necessary in his growth plan and decried the anti- toward maturity and sub- alcohol campaigners: "They sequent domestic life." were totally unfair in trying to Sutin noted that when the turn this into a moral-religious state legislature abolished THIS IS ROLAND HEDLEY TODAY campaign." But Regent J. fornication (sex between MR. PHRED, NO. I WAS DO YOU I JUST GOTHERE. HOW ABOUT A AMBASSADOR NGUYEN VAN PHRED Fred Bucy called the proposal HAVE YOU BEEN NOT SENT KNOW WHERE I HAVEN'T HAD SUIT? WILL. consenting—but unmarried— WAS INSTALLED AS THE NEW VIETNA TO STUDIO 54 HERETO YOU'LL BE TIME TO LOOK. I YOU BE GFT - UM.. NO and presentation "a smooth adults), "it recognized, as a i MESE ENVOI 10 THE UN.! ABC WAS YET? DANCE. LIVING YET, HEAR THE WEST TING A NEW PR job" that the SA "was matter of public policy, that THERE WITH THE TOUGH QUESTIONS.. SIR.? SIDE IS NICE-. SUIT? trying to run through here" this conduct did not violate the and stated: "I will not support mores of the 20th century. bringing alcohol on this Today, sexual intercourse is campus. . .(Tech) is one of the regarded as normal conduct in last strongholds of conserva- the development of a human tism and if we allow this pub being.. .The fact that a normal we will be moving down the young man experiences one road to liberalism and the act of sexual intercourse does 1 socialism that goes with it." not tend to cause or encourage (j> c£> a perversion of the sexual instinct." THIS/S INDEED AN WELL, AS YOUKNOUJ, MR. OUR FEELINGS EXACTLY, HONOR, MR, PHREP! YOUNG, MY COUNTRY IS MR. AMBASSADOR! AGAIN, ME?NO WAY! WE DIDN'T FKPECT FULL OF SURPRISES. BE- ON BEHALF OF THE UNITED "LEAVE IT TO THE VIETNAM TO SEND SIDES, OUR U.N. MISSION STATES, LET ME OFFER PROS' IS MY A REPLACEMENT HERE IS TOO IMPORT^ YOU THE WARMEST MOTTO! In the colleges SO QUICKLY! ANT FOR IT TO RE- WELCOME TO OUR MAIN VACANT COUNTRY!° Wiess — Wiess College is (526-5644) or leave a message holding its elections for the with Mrs. Von Eiff. Interviews 1978-79 cabinet next Tuesday, for freshman advisors (Brown March 14 with a runoff members) will be held next election the following weekend. A sign-up sheet has Thursday, March 16 if been posted by the elevators in necessary. Balloting will be the Brown lobby. WELCOMED OUR held in Wiess lobby at lunch * * * BENIN? WELL, OF UM.. EXCUSE ME, WELL HELLO! LITTLE WORKSHOP and dinner, and there will also UM..ARE COURSE! FORGIVE ME. SIR, I THINK YOU MUST BE WHY, YES, FOR PEACE, PHRED! Will Rice — Mr. Ira Corn, WE ON WE'RE IN I LEFT MY be a ballot station in front of WRE IN MY AMBASSADOR THAT'S I'M VICTOR PINTO, THE SAME BRIEFING owner of "the lost copy" of the SEAT. NGUYEN VAN RIGHT! AMBASSADOR PLENI- Fondren library open from TERMS? VOTING BOOK ON Declaration of Independence, PHRED, FROM I POTENTIARY FROM 9am to 2pm on both days. On BLOC! THE PLANE, the ballot there will also be two creator of the Dallas Aces (the VIETNAM BENIN! \ / SEE.. I non-binding referenda on bridge team who Won the capital improvements for the world's bridge championship college and off-campus for the United States by defeating the Italian Blue representation. Team), and chief executive • * * officer of the Michigan Brown — The Brown room General Corporation, will be deposit deadline is March 22. the speaker at the Will Rice ®SLcrfl All who are planning to be on Speakers Evening on March 9, BOY, THESE ARE THATi RIGHT. SO WELL, BESIDES PRETTY AWFUL- THAT'S WE'RE IT'S SORT OF AN BENIN AND VIET- campus must pay their $50 to at 6:30pm in the Will Rice WELL, NATO IT the cashier. If you don't think SEATS, ARENT BECAUSE SEATED EMERGING NATIONS NAM, THERE'S MA- commons. Everyone is THEY? YOU NEED WE'RE ALL BY GROSS 6HETT0 BACK HERE! LAWI, SEYCHELLES, roMEZS AINXmYOU SHOULD SEE you can pay by the deadline welcome to attend. BINOCULARS TO SEATED NATIONAL WE CALL OURSELVES BURUNDI, LESOTHO, EVERY OUR WARM-UP PRODUCT? THE THIRD WORLD BHUTAN, MALI, AND, ONE! ask the cashier for a • * * SEETHEPOOm BYGNP, JACKETS' FROM HERE! PHRED! OF COURSE, UPPER promissory note. Those who (s VOLTA! \ are bumped off will have their Jones — Revised room draw deposit refunded by the dates: cashier. March 16 — Noon, appli- Room assignment dates: cations for room draw are due. March 7 — Forms for room 6:30pm, drawing for waiting draw made available, off- list. campus members must March 20 — 5pm. Master's pick them up at Mrs. Von secretary must have receipt for EifFs office payment of room deposits, and March 13 — Room draw forms applications for the singles SO IF THERE'S ANY- I'LL DO BENIN. THE TO BE HONEST, THING I CAN DO TO THAT, VICTOR.! PEOPLE'S PEOPLE'S NEVER NEITHER HAD 1. due and suites lottery are due. HELP YOU GET SET- WAT EM- REPUBLIC REPUBLIC HEARD Oi6UT t WAS STUDYING March 14 — Singles draw March 21 — Noon. Appli- TLED, PHRED, JUST BASS/WAS OF BENIN. OF BENIN! OF IT, IN PARIS WHEN GIVE ME A BUZZ THAT AGAIN? OF COURSE! RIGHT? THEY CHAN6ED IT. March 20 — Suites draw cations for doubles lottery are AT THE EMBASSY! March 22 — Bump and deposit due. 6:30pm, doubles lottery. deadline March 29 — Room Draw Also, interviews for the Hanszen — Room deposits of Brown College Assitant $50 are due by March 31 in the Freshman Coordinator will be Cashier's Office. Bring your held this weekend. Any receipt to Mrs. T. jto insure that interested Brown members you will be included in room should contact Karen Schmidt draw. the rice thresher, march 9, 1978—page 3 Baker fast on Sunday Hear ye! Hear ye! Be ye appetite. In addition, a juggler advised that the Lords and and magician will be on hand Ladies of Baker College to amuse and entertain you, invite one and all to an along with various other afternoon of merriment and pastimes (backrubs, fortunes, entertainment on Sunday, the dunking booth and others) March 12 from 2-6pm in the to help you while away the Baker-Will Rice quad. hours. Beer and wine will be Costumes of the Eliza- available to heighten your bethan period are encouraged mood of hilarity. Various and a panel of expert judges foodstuffs (such as shrimp, will bestow monetary gifts oysters, bread and butter and upon those judged most honey, popcorn, pickles, suitably dressed. Come one, grapes, pears and other fruits, come all to the Shakespearean etc.) will be served to sate your fair. Rice to host regional College Bowl tourney

This year's WRC room jack also included eighteen transfers from the women's colleges as Will Rice Rice will host the Associa- the representatives to the prepares to go coed. This male, however, loses in the draw and is jacked off campus. —wunderwood tion of College Unions regional tournament. Of these International (ACU-I) Region 16, about 10 have selected 12 College Bowl Tournament representatives who are April 8 and 9. Region 12 of the expected to participate in the ACU-I includes over 75 college tourney. unions in Texas, Louisiana, Stan Barber of Rice and and Arkansas. However, only Mindy McNichols of Tulane DEW ITT are the regional co-ordinators GRAPHICS 16 had registered for the intramural play which selects for the matches which will take place in Sewall Hall. HOME Registration for the compe- "le Tzigane" tition is still open. Already OF is now the registered are teams from Rice (The Drugs from Sid Rich), THE PR fcS_2 Gypsy Restaurant Tulane, Baylor, and UT Austin. Volunteers from Rice New phone is and Tulane will be officiating 667-7565 at the games which will be open to the public. Still honoring Once the winner of the RPC Coupons tournament is chosen, that group will be flown all COLOR COPY expenses paid to Miami, Florida for the televised national tournament during the first week of May. College Bowl is expected to go back on the air weekly in the fall of this year with competitors from each region. Rice Memorial Center, which sponsors the intramural tournament at Friday nighr you are cordially invired ro o Rice, is planning to parti- special preview of a major morion picture cipate. which will be one of rhe mosr terrifying ARTISTS and fascinating experiences you will ever wanted for Astroworld see in a movie theater. location, pastel portrait artist and cartoonist, It is a one-night-only preview drawing experience is And a once-in-a-lifetime morion piaure. necessary, will train In our technique. Apply at: Astroworld Personnel Office 9001 Kirby or call 748-1234 ext. 398 or 381 Friday night before anyone else in-the world, you con feel RICE UNIVERSITY Wesley Foundation Sunday Schedule 8:45 and 10:00 Morning Worship Services 9:45 College Class— A FRANK YAOLANS PRESENTATION Sunday School A BRIAN DePALMA FILM Bus Schedule to St. Paul's THE FURY Brown College 8:30 9:30 KIRK DOUGLAS JOHN CASSAVETES CARRIE SNODGRESS CHARLES DURNING AMY IRVING ANDREW STEVENS Baker College 8:35 9:35 Produced by FRANK YABLANS Directed by BRIAN DePALMA Executive Producer PON PREISSMAN Screenplay by JOHN FARRIS Based upon his novel Music JOHN WILLIAMS R RFSTRlPTFn •- Soundtrack Album on ARISTA RECORDS 6 TAPES (&%% &t. Raul's tlto KlU fcU © 1970 20th CFNIUAY FOX COLOR BY DelUXE (ft. (jTbx Ij (p

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{he rice thresher, march 9. 1978—page 4 Edwards first Symonds professor of administration Dr. Edgar O. Edwards, an with an original $600,000 gift of Princeton University. At extensively in the fields of Foundation. Between August internationally recognized to Rice honoring the memory Rice, Edwards established the economic theory and devel- 1963 and December 1977, he authority on economics in the of the late founder and board graduate program in eco- opment policy and is the co- served six and one-half years private and public sectors, has chairman on Tenneco, Inc. nomics and became chairman author of The Theory and in Kenya as principal been named Henry Gardiner Symonds died in Houston in of the Department of Measurement of Business economic adviser to the Symonds Professor of 1971 at the age of 67. Economics, a position he held Income, published in 1961. Ministry of Finance and Administrative Science at the until 1964. Edwards also was Edwards spent many years Planning. He still ^erves as a Jesse H. Jones Graduate Dr. Robert R. Sterling, dean also Rice's Hargrove Professor as an adviser to the consultant on economics and School of Administration. of the Jones School, welcomed of Economics from 1959 until government of Kenya under planning to the Kenya the addition of Edwards to the 1970. He has written the auspices of the Ford government. Edwards is the first to hold faculty. He pointed out that the Symonds Professorship Edwards first joined the Rice since its establishment in 1971 faculty in 1959, after nine by the Tenneco Foundation years on the economics faculty Minter to teach at Cambridge David Minter of the English Casimir Lewy, was in start at Rice for the 1979-80 Department will be in residence at Rice for several junior year at Trinity. residence at Trinity College, weeks. Bruce W. Dunlevie, a The C.D. Broad Exchange Cambridge University, member of Sid Richardson Program between Rice and the Vandiver book honoredEngland , from mid-May until College, is currently spending British university, named in Frank Vandiver's Black Publishers which has mid-June as the University's his junior year at Trinity honor of a famous Cambridge Jack: The Life and Times of sponsored the annual awards faculty representative for the College. During the 1978-79 philosopher, is made possible John J. Pershing (Texas for the past 28 years. 1978-79 phase of the revived academic year a Trinity by the Houston-based A&M University Press 1977) is C.D. Broad Exchange College student will be Abraham Student Aid among the five finalists Program between Rice and enrolled at Rice. That student Foundation. Under the nominated for the National Cambridge. is now being selected at exchange program, students Book Award in the biography Trinity. and faculty members of the and autobiography category. Last year, a Cambridge two schools alternate their Winners of the award, one of faculty member, philosopher This fall, competition will enrollment and residency. the highest honors in American writing, will be Foreign Newspapers • Out-of-State Papers • Adult Publications announced April 10 at New York's Biltmore Hotel. Presentation of the awards BELLAIRE NEWSSTAND will take place in Carnegie OPEN 24 HOURS / 5807 Bellaire Blvd. @ Chimney Rock / 665-9081 Hall the evening of April 12. 4,000 Foreign & Domestic Magazines, Paperbacks, & Newspapers to choose from! Nomination of the Vandiver work for the honor was announced by Townsend Hoopes, president of the Association of American Security report The following incidents afternoon in the Brown were reported to the Proctor's parking lot. This was reported office for the period February to the campos. 1 to February 15. 4. Twelve gallons paint stolen Baker College from commons basement. 1. Suspicious occurrence Discovered missing Thurs., (unlawful entry). February 14, Feb. 16 in the afternoon. "This Seminar is for anyone interested in preparing for a healthy marital relation- 7:30am. New wing of Baker, Reported to th$ campos. ship. During the five sessions, seminar leaders will help to provide knowledge, 8th entrance. Occupants 5. Theft of money from girl's .. foster self-awareness, and encourage evaluation of your relationship to marriage." found man in living room purse, Saturday afternoon, when they woke up. Proceeded Feb. 18 in Brown lobby. Not March 29 Kenneth Chafin April 19 Nancy Potts to interrogate, took down his reported to the campos. name and address from Jones College identification he was 1. Theft of mail in Jones WHAT THE BIBLE DOES (AND DOESN'T SAY) MARRIAGE OR MIRAGE - carrying. This was not North. ABOUT MARRIAGE. REALISTIC EXPECTATIONS IN MARRIAGE. reported to Rice Campus 2. Vandalism — windshield Police. broken out. Jones parking lot, Biblical help in dealing with relationships in Discussion ol communication, family or origin, Brown College Feb. 11, between 9 and 10pm. marriage. Basic teachings on marriage as an models of marriage relationships, compatahilit\ 1. Suspicious occurrence. Man Was reported to Campus institution, authority, submission, personal free- inventory. found passed out in bathroom, Police. dom and dialogue with our pastor 4th floor, Saturday, February 3. Suspicious occurrence. 5 at 12pm. Reported to Rice Unescorted elevator repair- Campus Police. Man was man walkiiig down halls, 3rd arrested for public intoxi- floor North, 10am Feb. 2. April 5 Dick Stafford April 26 Nancy Potts cation. Lovett College 2. Unescorted male causing 1. Vandalism, late Friday disturbance on 4th floor, night or early Saturday HOW TO BE YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND (AND WHEN THE HONEYMOON IS OVER . Sunday, February 5 at 2am. morning, Feb. 17, Lovett YOUR SPOUSE'S TOO). This was reported to Rice parking lot. Attempted forced How to fight fairt dealing with disappointment in Campus Police. The offender entry to a student's car or \ look at self-esteem and its effects on marriage. marriage, the grief process, realistic goals for a This session will deal with establishing a support has previously been banned intentional vandalism of car. marriage, and resources for strengtheninl g your from the Rice campus. Nothing stolen, but broken group of friends, "owning" your life, competition marriage. 3. Man in parking lot taking bottles scattered in parking with your spouse and resources for dealing with down license numbers, lot. Not known if reported to low self-esteem. Sunday, Feb. 5 in the campos.

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Chairpersons: Current Officers: New Officers: Roberto Fischer — Social Committee Roy Lee Beller — President Gene Creely II — President Cullen Duke — Films Committee Al Molson — Vice President Steve Dosse — Vice President Tom Moe — Cultural Committee Jenny DiCorcia — Secretary/Treasurer Susan Mezynski — Secretary Treasurer Cissy Kraft — Student Services Committee

Hoidfe M^on ] Pub/Concerts Committee Anyone wishing to work on next year's Program Council Vince Jomes — Publicity Committee please contact any one of the above officers. Debbie Anderson — Ticket Committee the rice thresher, march 9, 1978—page 7 Violinist Jenson highlights Symphony performance

Conductor Lawrence Foster responsive orchestral accom- The Britten variations, added by the violas and cellos. Beyond" by Joaquin Rodrigo. led the Houston Symphony paniment. receiving their first perfor- The next Houston Sym- Half-price student rush tickets Orchestra on February 28 in a Foster selected Schubert's mance at a Houston Symphony phony performance will be as low as $1.75 are available concert highlighted by the "Unfinished" Symphony and concert, proved to be a, March 27 and 28. Conductor thirty minutes before the outstanding performance of a Benjamin Britten's "Vari- charming work that combined Antoni Ros Marba and pianist performance starts. For sixteen-year-old violinist ations on a Theme of Frank wit with interesting and Rafael Orozco will perform the information call the Houston Dylana Jenson. The young Bridge" to round out the inspired thematic manipu- Liszt First Piano Concerto, Symphony Box Office at 224- violinist turned in a vigorous program. The Schubert began lation. The strings performed Richard Strauss' "Alpine 4240 and solid interpretation of the broadly, but then gathering well in this music, with Symphony", and the world Tchaikovsky D Major momentum as Foster drew out especially attractive touches premiere of "In Search Of The —matt muller Concerto worthy of a much the tragic elements in the first older and more established movement. Gorgeous solo artist. Jenson, who made her work and well-balanced professional debut at ensemble playing marked the 11, performed with a poised second movement. Oboist fine cuts calendar technique which seems to Raymond Weaver and Solar Sculpture The Stars Cabaret Theatre Krause Photographs assure her of a promising clarinetist Richard Pickar The Contemporary Arts this Friday, Saturday and Noted photographer and musical future. Lawrence played very beautifully, Museum on Main Street and Sunday at varying hours. 664- University of Houston faculty Foster and the Orchestra engaging in a delightful Montrose presently is 3344 for further innformation. member George Krause will supported her performance musical exchange in this exhibiting Dale Eldred's exhibit selections from his two with a sensitive and movement. indoor 'environmental series, Saints and Martyrs and Nudes, in the Museum of Fine sculpture pieces'* * *. 526-3129. Virgil Redgate & Co. The Merry Widow Arts' Romansky Gallery until Beverly Sills and Alan Titus April 2. buyers/sellers/traders of Movie Themes Again * * * surplus and new electronics and what-not Under the direction of Ned are featured performers in Houston Grand Opera's 711 Nueces Phone 926-2663 Battista, the Houston Pops The Cuckoo's Nest Orchestra will perform the production of Franz Lehar's Dale Wasserman's adaption of 13.6 volt. 30 amp power supply 150.00 themes from Star Wars, Close Viennese operetta which will the Ken Kesey novel, One same, but 75 amp 250.00 be sung in English on March 6.5 amp-hour nicad batteries 2.00 Encounters, 2001: A Space Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, AC line filters 2.50 Odyssey and Rocky in the 17, 19, 21 and 24. 227-5277 for is at the Country Playhouse trimpots, many values 100 Music Hall on Sunday, March further information. this Saturday at 8:30 and assorted collins mechanical filters 5.00 * * * Sunday at 7:30pm. 467-4497. infrared detectors 1-50 19, at 2:30pm. 977-1201. barrier terminal strips 25 * * * Poetry Reading random circuit cards 05 Marshal Prize winning poet reed switches, glass encapsulated 05 The Shadow Box Michael Christopher's multi- Denise Levertov will read Sinfonia reed relay boards, 5 per board 50 The Shepherd Sinfonja blank copper-clad pc board, single or award winning play is at the selections from her works on double-sided, per pour'1 2 50 Alley Theatre Tuesdays Friday, March 10, at 8:30pm, perforais in Hamman Hall on muffin fans 5.00 through Sundays at varying in the University of Houston's Thursday, March 16, al there's also quite a lot ot things you might not expect to find, a tew things you've been telling hours. 228-8421 for further 117 auditorium of the Science 8:30pm. 527-4933. yourself you rnignt need "sometime," and quite a few items that defy classification The surplus and Research Building. 528- * * * stuff ranges from computer front panels, to crt monitors, chart recorders, computer peripherals, information. large piles of magnetic tapes. .19" equipment racks, spacecraft stuff, video tape recorders 6470. chemical reagents and glassware, more power supplies, random little useful and not-so-useful Trepel/Hirsh Concert * * * parts, and lo's more The place is out of the way, but worth it if you like to come root around and Cellist Shirley Trepel and spend a few hours Remember we open at 11 am and stay open until 7pm, Monday thru Saturday Man of La Mancha To get there, lake the Gulf Freeway to the Griggs exit, get in the far right lane of the service road Brass Quintet pianist Albert Hirsh will (don' qo under the railroad tracks), turn left on Griggs, turn right onto Lawndale at the crazy This Tony Award winning The Shepherd Brass Quintet perform selections from intersection, go past the next set ot railroad tracks, and turn left You're now near Nueces street musical has its last perfor- Beethoven, Hindemith and (check your map); we're at the end ot Nueces street. performs in Hamman Hall mances at the Theatre Under tonight at 8:30pm. 527-4933. 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the rice thresher, march 9, 1978—page 8 Bertolucci's 1900 focuses on human drama Considering the commen- their resolutions and, then, ly because I left the theatre five hours long, while the cut In any case, 1900 charges tary on both World Wars, it is slowly move on once more feeling rather ignorant. version showing at the the imagination with powerful remarkable that most movies down the same path. Though I seemed aware of Greenway is only four. images and important recording this period have As Alfredo, De Niro moves many primary concerns, I In the final scene, a pathetic questions—perhaps only with been limited to John Wayne from an aristocratic adoles- could not quite get a foot hold theme of the recurring events the intent Cervantes possessed heroics and Nazi fanaticism. cence to an existential onto Bertolucci's motives. in human affairs is turned into when narrating the saga of Premiering in Houston at the maturity. Depardieu, too, as Almost if one were to ask a a laughable action. It's as if Quixote attacking the Greenway Three Cinema, Omo, questions whether the Taoist if The Way may be Vonnegut's "so it goes" pallid windmills. And the film, even Bernardo Bertolucci's much 'revolution' will last. It's as if, purchased for a ten dollar bill, humour has been transcribed though cut, holds up on its acclaimed new film tran- as one aged character says: the questions one will ask of a to the screen. Perhaps, for rather long treak into the scends such ideological "Blessed are the young who typical film seem irrelevant in Bertolucci, above this regions of the human spirit. propaganda, touching both never see what's there." relation to 1900. Of course background of tragedy rises a the madness of the actual People just seem to be thrust Bertolucci's original film was stoic humour. —greg leroy event as well as overwhelming into the world, simply acting questions on human affairs. the best they can. For this On the surface, 1900 reason, 1900 appears chronicles two different somewhat tragic—if only for families in the wars and its realistic portrayal of warring against themselves. contemporary human feelings Like Cabaret or The King of (it was Bertolucci, after all, Hearts, it is one of the few who did The Last Tango In films that intelligently weaves Paris). a fabric of personal interact- Unlike Fellini, Bertolucci's ion among the madness of screen images do not strike war. In four hours (with one sharply; they gently move in intermission), it seems to on you. Subtle contrasts are make a statement on all of made between a character's humanity through the actions actions and what is occurring of two men facing a period of around him—such as when revolution and drastic social Alfredo makes love with change. Dominique Sanda while the Robert De Niro portrays the Communist meeting house is last of the mid-twentieth razed. And the performances century Italian nobles in a from this large and inter- world beginning to fall to national cast (such as Donald fascism—and then to the Sutherland, Burt Lancaster, middle class. Gerard Depar- and many well-known Italian dieu is a communist revolu- actors) fit in with this tionary who attempts to presentation. There were, overthrow both fascism and however, a few notable this aristocracy. Strangely, exceptions who seemed to both men revolt against their overdraw their characteri- different traditions (if only for zations into caricatures. a few moments), contemplate 1900 intrigued me, primari-

Dominique Sanda, Robert De Niro star in 1900. Baker's loves lost Probably there is no more Owen Richards as Boyet, appropriate atmosphere for a Ricky Eurard as Marcade, Jim GRADUATING SENIORS . production of Shakespeare's Guenter as Don Adriano, Art Love's Labours Lost than a Saville as Sir Nathanial, college campus. And a campus David Fisher as Dull, Bill AND like Rice (where everyone Piper as Holoferness, Steve continually decries the 'high Dave as Costard, Patty academic fevors') is the best Cronkite as Moth and Sylvia ADVANCED DEGREE CANDIDATES place of all. As part of their White as Jacquenetta. Baker Shakespeare Festival, Baker people get in for $1.00; other College will perform this Rice students for $1.50; and classic comedy of academia the general public for $3.00. It and amour Wednesday will be in the Baker Commons. through Saturday, March 15 526-2581 for reservations. Orders For through 18, at 8pm (with a 2:30pm matinee performance on Saturday). Academic Regalia Larry Fossi, as the King of Navarre, will cajole his WEST Are Now Being l^gjcen attending Lords into signing a pact. Andy Kappel, Chris Zakes and Gary Thompson LOOP in the will swear to forswear all female entanglements so that CLINIC they may dedicate themselves Book Department to those...er...higher pursuits. You know, pursuit of wisdom, 2902 W Loop South and all that. But the Princess 622-2170 of the of France (Susan Darnell) arrives to this paradise of Pregnancy sexual abstention with her three attendants. Yvonne Termination and Leach, Sue Helbert and Nancy RICE CAMPUS STORE Packer will portray the book- Free Pregnancy distracting wenches. Testing Director Chad Logan will have other supporting actors: DEADLINE MARCH 15, 1978 COLLEGIATE CLEANERS Students 10% discount on Drycleaning & Alterations, 2430 Rice Blvd. 523-5887 Payment Due When Regalia ts Picked Up (straight up the street in the Village)

the rice thresher, march 9, 1978—page 9 records than Duane Allman, and the rough has settled for music that travels the edges of George's slide add fire to a familiar road of past success rather concert performance. "Rocket in My casually. Last summer I attended my first Pocket" finishes off side three. The last Rate: 2 Little Feat concert. I had listened to all of the three George tunes on this side, it —jim fowler of their albums and enjoyed the music, puts Gradney in the spotlight, with but I wasn't a fanatic. After the concert Barrere also playing well. I was converted. For power and I was a little disappointed in the last excitement there is no rock 'n roll band side. In the concert I saw, the acoustic 's Earth Band active today that matches the Feat. encores of "Willin" and "Don't Bogart Watch Waiting for Columbus captures the That Joint" created more excitement basic elements of a Little Feat concert than appears on this LP. However, After many a listen I still think this better than I thought possible. Rarely after rekindling the fire with their old new Mann release a generally good "Sailin Shoes," the Feat leave with a one. Each cut is well arranged, a plus do really good concert bands come for the band. From the opening across on vinyl; the Grateful Dead for rousing rendition of "Feats Don't Fail Me Now." The title cut from their finest keyboard on "Circles" to the fading one comes to mind. However, George chorus on Dylan's "Quinn the Eskimo" Massenburg and Andy Bloch did a album, this version captures the group's performance. In concert this (probably a live version, as I am told superb job of recording two concerts in they once did a studio recording of it), which the Little Feat electricity comes cut was the one you had waited for all night, and the Feats exceeded your Watch offers a selection of tunes which through. allows each band member to display Michael Murphey Originally I thought side three the expectations with their play. The Lonewolf recorders captured this moment his particular contribution to the finest of the four sided LP, but after group. Fowler argued for side one I listened to magnificently. Waiting for For instance, "Chicago Institute" Michael Murphey is an easy- both sides again. For once Fowler Columbus is one of the three best live listening singer in search of a style. albums I've ever listened to. starts with a distinctive Chris might be right. It's close. Even a new Thompson vocal opening, backed by With the likes of Debbie Boone at the Little Feat listener would get caught up Rate: 1 Mann's fade-in synthesizer strains. top of the charts, this nondescript in the heat of "Fat Man in the —chip bledsoe During the cut Dave Flett includes album has a chance of success. But if Bathtub." The lead-in creates the some prominent guitar work, though it one is looking for interesting words, excitement and anticipation of waiting is sometimes difficult to distinguish it memorable tunes, or varied percussion for the group to begin playing, and from Mann's synthesizer. work, this album is not for you. then they come at you at 100 mph. Another appealing aspect is the Unfortunately for Murphey, there are Blasting in with a loud, yet perfectly diversity of tones on each track, as no visible traces of a single on this LP. tight sound, the Feats blow into the during "Martha's Madman." The However, there is one mildly effective concert the way you wish every band jamming that takes place ("Fish country-influenced ballad, "Paradise could. Soup," "Davy's on the Road Again") Tonight." After charging through "All That tends to belie the studio sound that can Murphey has apparently been You Dream," and make an album low on surprises. listening to the radio, as "Night company slide into what they play Patrol" sounds vaguely like a Steely best—Southern boogie rock 'n roll. Bill A problem which a band like this encounters is how to sound distinctive Dan song. Murphey's musical thought Payne's roadhou^e piano makes its without being formulaic (i.e. using the is extremely simplistic throughout the first appearance and goes on to cookbook approach to music). Though record, especially when he has drums highlight the entire album. In concert obvious that this is the group which thrashing in the background to Payne devastates—the album is forced received airplay for such things as express alienation. Rather than the to shorten some of his lengthy solos. Springsteen's "," leader of the pack, he is a lone wolf Even so, Payne's talent on the piano the material on Watch manages to howling at Debbie Boone. comes through magnificently. avoid the cookbook dilemma through Rate: 3 Wrapping up side one is guitarist Paul Jefferson Starship —dave bowers Earth its selection and arrangement of tunes. Barrere's "Old Folks' Boogie." Co- . Rate: 2+ • written with his father, Barrere's tune * fits the style of the group perfectly and Well, they can do better. I don't —jimfowler is probably the bounciest tune on Little expect another Red Octopus, but the Feat's last album. Sam Clayton's lack of imagination on a good part of Van Halen congas shine on this number. this album's material is telling. The Van Halen Branching out into the field of group follows the formula of the past two releases, but the tunes lack the Uriah Heep You know what type of music you're progressive jazz, Little Feat spend side Innocent Victim two satifying their new fans with tight snap and energy which makes a good in for just by looking at the cover. If you LP worth appreciating. The music is listen to the radio, you will have heard numbers like "Mercenary Territory" With three of the band members and "Day and Night." "Time Loves a alright, acceptable , for easy listening their version of the Kinks' "You Really purposes, but Starship is capable of intact from their Demons and Got Me." Well, multiply that by Hero" leads off the side, and although Wizards days, Uriah Heep is still the song itself is rather weak, the more than they attempt on Earth. eleven to get an idea of what the album rocking into the late seventies. And as a whole sounds like. Feat's delivery in concert is sound. The Take two of the longer cuts, "Love while Innocent Victim isn't going to rhythm section makes the song, and Too Good" and "All Nite Long." At six The LP is convincing, seeing as how astonish you, it has enough electric Van Halen is out to play loud, raucous bassist Ken Gradney, drummer Richie minutes apiece, each relies on a tone verve to keep the pace up through most Hayward, and Sam Clayton play with more than a tune. The first is a rock, and does so. There are a few of the album. clunkers, granted, but only when they a lot of fire on this second side. moderately soft arrangement which Cuts like "Free Me" and "Cheat 'N Gradney especially shines in the more uses keyboards for variety, while the confuse music with hyperactive sound. Lie" are a little typical to be very Edward Van Halen V churning Chick Corea type arrangements done second is one of those group vocal, exciting, but then the hyperness of by the Feat. While I usually pass over upbeat songs any Starship fan could guitar dominates cuts like "Runnin' "Roller" or "Free 'N Easy" makes for With the Devil," your basic metal bass work, it is impossible to do so with identify quickly. solid rock credentials. The chorus on Gradney because he darts back and Marty Balin does not have much out melody. He doesn't stick with the latter is bound to remind Heep fans the same old rock chords throughout forth throughout, at home using his of the ordinary to offer. Selecting from of Hensley's earlier "Easy Living" bass as a lead instrument. His few outside writers, he uses his "Love though, as he demonstrates on (though he didn't write "Free 'N "Eruption," a short if lively guitar solo. solos on the LP are superior, extremely Lovely Love" approach for "Count On Easy"), except Mick Box revs his rare for a bassist. Me," "Crazy Feeling," and Between Van Halen's electric rhythms guitar up for a more driving and David Roth's gravelly vocals, the "Dixie Chicken," "Tripe Face "Runaway. "Then there is "Fire," descendant. Boogie," and "Rocket in My Pocket." during which his vocals are nothing tunes are kind of catchy in their Still, the more interesting tracks are grinding way. Roth shows himself Side three is pure Lowell George rock 'n short of wretched. the ones where Hensley provides a roll, and it's tremendous. The version Grace Slick fares somewhat better. adept at imitating the fifties approach synthesizer background for a moody to rock vocals on "Ice Cream Man," of "Dixie Chicken" (9 minutes) pits During "Show Yourself' in particular setting. This yvorks best on "Illusion," Payne against George in a musical she gives a feeling to the song which matched by Van Halen's alternately . a dreamy type tune with some flowing nostalgic an^ modern guitar play. showdown. Piano vs. slide—the kindles a spark*from their old protest guitar by Box. Also successful are "The roadhouse fervor of this cut would days, though Slick is well aware that Though most of the material is Dance" and "Choices," with suitable original, their version of"Ray Davies' make the weakest dancer get up and she performs in the laid-back vocals by John Lawton. shake. Not pausing for a break, the seventies. "You Really Got Me" is a good gauge of All in all, what Innocent Victim the other ten cuts. If you occasionally Feat churn into "Tripe Face Boogie." lacks in the way of surprises it George's best work on the album is Craig Chaquico and Paul Kantner like to put something on the turntable partially makes up for in decent that shakes a few walls when turned provided here. Stinging is the only way take few solos to speak of, and for the instrumentation. to describe the blazing attack he makes most part just play along with the up, this would be a suitable choice. Rate: 2 Rate: 2 on his slide guitar strings. George band. Starship has its style down pat, —jim fowler plays a much harder, less smooth slide perhaps too pat. With Earth, the group —jim fowler the rice thresher, march 9, 1978—page 10 fl * loleys we trust you, kid!

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1 1 Hi.! v (; i, ,[J 1,!! yoijl ; Ol Ji C i ( ) •••\ s • I Owls split with Tech, SHSU The Owl baseball team, double to the base of the fence conference play, coming off playing a doubleheader that in left-center field. their two wins over Texas had been posponed Tuesday The Owls added an Tech last weekend. Doug because of wet grounds, split a insurance run in the sixth, but Watson pitched Rice to a 2-1 pair of pair of games with Sam Maxwell retired Sam Houston decision Friday, and A1 Houston State yesterday at without much difficulty in the Ramirez won by an identical the Rice diamond. last two innings to wrap up the score Saturday, fanning 13 Sophomore walk-on Mike win. batters in seven innings. Matt Maxwell pitched a complete In the second game, the Williams was a tough-luck game in the opener as the Owls Owls were unable to chip away loser in the final, suffering chipped in some runs in the fast enough at the 5-2 lead from shoddy defensive play in late innings to win, 6-3. The Sam Houston established a 5-4 loss. Owls broke a 3-3 tie in the early in the game and went The team leaves for bottom of the fifth when down to a 5-4 defeat. Junior Fayetteville Friday morning Robert DeLeeuw walked with Dave Devine pitched the first for a three game series with one out. Steve Fry followed six innings and took the Arkansas, who last week won with a line single to center defeat, and Jeff Hays mopped two of three from Texas in before Jimmy Michalek drove up in the seventh. Austin, which is no small both runners home with a long The Owls are still 2-1 in achievement. Student athletes aid teens The NCAA Volunteers For For Youth meeting will be held 1975 — University of Youth (VFY), a nationwide Thursday, March 16, at the Alabama, Duke, Harvard, pilot program in which college same time and place. Northwestern, and Yale — student-athletes volunteer to Sponsored by the National through the efforts of student- Steve Fry unloads against Texas Tech. -tw cook be "big brothers" and "big Collegiate Athletic Associa athlete participants. sisters" to junior high school tion and each participating students who are having institution's athletic depart- problems at school and home, ment, the VFY program offers will be introduced this week at college student-athletes an Rice by two recent Stanford opportunity to provide one-to- Ruggers whitewash Strikers, 26-0 University graduates. one companionship for junior The Rice Rugby team took Strikers' fullback and carried to complete the hat trick. Chris Avery and Sallie high school youngsters who advantage of strong scrum it in for a try to make it 14-0 at Bevill converted this try and Bray, both former partici- need and want their help. play to beat the Strikers II26-0 the half. the final score stood at 26-0. pants in Stanford's VFY Each student-athlete and on February 19. The victory Last weekend the ruggers program, will hold a short youth develop their friendship evened their record in Cup The second half saw Rice journeyed to Nashville to introductory meeting Thurs- through activities of mutual play this semester at 1-1-1 pick up where they had participate in the second day, March 9, at 6:45pm in the interest, such as attending after a 10-10 tie with Old Boys stopped in the first. The scrum annual Vanderbilt Cup. After gym first floor classroom, near campus sports events, II and a 24-7 loss to Heathens continually won the ball and losing to Georgia Tech on a the coaches' offices, for camping, bike-riding, playing II. the backs advanced it last-minute penalty kick, 3-0, interested male and female one-on-one basketball or just Sunday's game started downfield. Alan Rogers and the Owls bounced back in the athletes from all teams on sharing what is one their slowly on an extremely muddy Asuka Nakahara had tries afternoon game and defeated campus. A second Volunteers minds. pitch. Kevin Biddle started disallowed early in the second Washington University 8-0 on Rice off on the right foot with half. Rice scored again after a tries by Williams and Metcalf. JEWISH COMMUNITY According to Avery and two early penalty kicks, giving scrum down on the Strikers' Bray, the main purposes of This victory put them in the CENTER OF HOUSTON them a 6-0 lead. Following five as props Mike Buls and consolation finals, where they VFY are: 1) to provide role this, the game literally bogged Bob Arnette, striker Sam Summer Day Camp Jobs models for youths who need bowed to Tulane University in The JCC of Houston is seeking down in the morass at the Metcalf, the second row, Bevil overtime after dominating someone to look up to, 2) to Strikers' end as Rice was and H.C. Clark, and break qualified personnel to work in improve the self-image of play throughout the match. the 1978 summer season as always tantalizingly close to forwards Nakahara and Bruce youngsters who are exper- scoring, but constantly fell Wallace drove the Strikers into counselors and specialists for iencing difficulties in growing The rugby team is pleased to campers ages 3-13. Camp short. The Strikers finally their touch zone and allowed announce that they will host up, and 3) to curb patterns of broke under the pressure and Williams to fall on the ball for season June 6-Aug. 11. Salary behavior which can often lead Houston RFC II across from based on experience. For addi- Joey Bevill scored Rice's first his second try. Kevin Biddle to juvenile delinquency. the gym on Sunday, March 12, tional information call Joyce try and made the game 10-0. provided the conversion for a at 11am. Spectators will be Gilbert, Jewish Community Originated at Stanford Next, just before half, Mike 20-0 lead. Later in the second University nine years ago, the enthusiastically welcomed Center, 5601 S. Braeswood, "Cheapshot" Williams took half, the scrum again handed and should see an exciting Houston, Tx. 77096. 729-3200 VFY was expanded to five advantage of a miscue by the Cheapshot a try, allowing him other NCAA institutions in contest.

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University of Texas trailed in of Baylor, clocking a 1:51.1 in went to Paul Flint in the pole held Saturday in Laredo. When the cinder-dust finally fourth, Lamar was fifth, SMU the process. Those were the vault, an event where usually- Trailing by as many as 40 settled, the Owls had amassed did well for sixth, and Texas same tactics he used in tough A&M went scoreless. Tech, North Texas State, and claiming another upset win in This Saturday the Owls will TCU rounded out the scoring. the 600 at the SWC indoor host the annual Rice It was a big win for the Owls, meet two weeks earlier. Invitational, which is usually Foosballers advance as it was the first time that Mouton, a freshman football the biggest track meet of the Rice had won the prestigious player, raised many eyebrows year in Houston. Rice will be Brian Johnson and Michael assistance to enable this border meet since 1972. The as he beat several experienced competing against Texas, U of Fagan have recently won the Intercollegiate competition. Rice track team is off to a sprinters with his 21.5 H, Lamar, and HBU in the ACU-I regional table soccer particularly good start this clocking. men's university division. tournament held at East Combined they have been year, already having placed Second place finishes also There will also be women's Texas State Univ., Commerce, playing foosball for ten years. fourth in the Southwest swelled the Rice point total. races in the morning and a Texas. This will enable them The ACU-I Recreation Conference Indoor Meet in late Sprinter Carlton Derrett had a large high school field will to represent Rice at the Committee has designed this February. It was the Owls' fine evening as he nabbed share the track with the Association of College program to stimulate interest first and only indoor meet of second places in both the 100 collegians in the afternoon. It Unions International Table in and the development of the year. and 220 yard dashes. Silver all begins at 2pm, and Soccer National Champion- wholesome recreational There were several fine medals also went to freshman admission is free with a Rice ships, March 24 and 25, 1978 activities which can supple- performances by Rice Steve Baldwin in the 440, ID. held at the Marriott Hotel, ment the academic life of the thinclads in Laredo, and Rochester, New York. Brian college student and which senior Curtis Isaiah topped and Mike will compete against have lasting carry-over value the list. Isaiah long jumped 23 15 other ACU-I regional throughout adult life. The wise feet, 9 inches for a career-best doubles team winners. The use of leisure time is an mark and a 10-point victory. CLONED Tournament Soccer Corp., increasingly important Then, he came back to take Seattle, Washington will consideration in modern fourth in the high hurdles, We make high quality copies so clear provide the financial living style. third in the intermediate they could have been cloned. Only 3V2$. hurdles, and he also ran a leg And we reproduce dissertations on on the second-place sprint watermarked 100% rag paper for but ?c. Sailors fi third relay. Isaiah's 22 points made him the second-highest No minimums — We're in the Village. Members of the Rice Sailing somewhat unrehearsed, tied scoring individual of the meet. Team got off to a good start Texas A&M, but was awarded Kinko's 2368 Rice BVc. 521-9465 over spring break with a visit third place by virtue of Rice also got wins from to Tulane University. The finishing ahead of the Aggies Bruce Gingrich in the 880 and event was the big Top Dog in 14 of the 24 races. Sailing for Regatta, an elimination for Rice were Robin Richards, the nationwide Trux-Umstead Bruce Richards, Pete Cramer, Regatta to be held next Alan McCree and John weekend at Navy. McCree. The UT-Austin team This weekend, March 11, maintained their powerhouse Rice hosts its own Spring image (7th in the nation), Invitational Regatta, at handily conquering the other Seabrook Sailing Club. competing schools. Tulane Interested persons, spectators made good use of the home and/or sailing club members team advantage, finishing should call John McCree, 526- second overall. Rice, sailing 4523, for more information.

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the rice thresher, march 9, 1978—page 13 linimon didn't see these misclassifieds There once was a hobbit at Baby-sitter needed for I don't know what it is you're LATE SCORE Well, so what? I am a jack-ass. occasional evening and U nders tanding: Rice I've always known that. measuring a 36 long between Who was quite exceedingly weekend (days or evenings). Confusion: C.W. 2-14-78 West University area. Boy 2, his knees and shoulders. . . nice: 15:42:37 To D.G. When once she was told girl 3. $2/hour. Phone Mrs. 1:26am, 2/25/78 * * * * * * * * * her frog caught a cold Boone, 665-0339, if interested. . . and this will allow us to • • • "Yeah, leather is pretty And may the hot air be with She stoned (er,—I mean phoned) it paralyze~er, parallelize-the Overheard at dinner in durable. That's why cows you. computer. . wear it." • * * and fed it to her rubber reference to ROTC volleyball —Spel ducky. —E. Feustel team, 2 hours before a match: That was uncalled for—G. Elec 425 * * * * * * * * * "I would like to try to hit the • * *Feb . 20, 1978 ball once before I step onto the Hi Judy: Don't tell 'em you're from Rice. Dave I know—m.l. court." Act dumb. Act like a Coog. Dean Sterling: • * * 11:11, Eng•i 200* * , Dr. Walker All that glitters is not gold. "It goes back and gets stuffed Diaper Dan in the end again." I lost 2 small gold rings on * * * Mar. 7 in the library (I think). Elec 326, U:16 GRAND OPENING! "Gee, I wish I were an Econ Dr. Jump Our convenient new location at Susan, 668-6232 * * * Major" * * * 2416 University — 522-9222 overheard on* 8t* h* floor Brown Life is a purple moustache. Lost: gold ID bracelet • * * somewhere in or between 95% of everything at Rice was FREE cute, cuddly baby Brown, Sewall and Rayzor on designed by Aggie engineers. the Wed. before break. It has Marble Mollies and Red Wag Baker Grabroom, Platties for your aquarium. no name on it. If you found it, approx 1:07pm please, please call 526-6847. Marguerite* * * , 526-7136 Even without a name, it has 2/24/78 * * * sentimental value. they'd make great food for Overheard in Sewall Hall: * * * "After all Alex, your body is my Dempseys. —G. Our famous one-year guarantee is a real eye-opener, too! I had no idea chemistry was so better than his." * * * If your glasses are broken within one year from time of purchase, erotic! "It is!?!?" Only those who have not we will repair or replace them free of charge! —heard on 6th floor Brown 2/22/78 mastered their hearts can be We guarantee it! 8:30pm humble. That's why we think you'll see things our way at JONES, WHERE ARE YOU? * * * Only those who have not Looks like Will Rice has "It's between the freeway and mastered their hearts must be humble. 9556 Hempstead Royal 6710 Marinette passed its name of "The Dead someplace else." 774-4772 Francis Rimlinger '78 686-7619 College" onto you. Don't let —C.T. * * * this happen lest misfortune Optical * * Lunc* h 3/6/78 befall you. Loose: Guess who I saw in the "I didn't send him home—I Pub last night. told him he could leave." N: Who? Jock Notes W.P., 78/2/25 Loose: B.J.. And guess what he The Rice men's tennis team 12:23am did to himself! finished in second place in the * * • 6th floor Brown San Isidro tournament held this was written by a pen. . . 1:15am, 3-8-78 last week in Guadalajara, * * * Mexico. This week will be a very busy one for the netters, "I assume that there are no Nakamichi 410 preamp. A as they hosted the highly- undergraduates here, so I will beautifully designed audio- rated University of North use grown-up language." phile's component. One month Carolina earlier today. Friday Lipman Bers old. $300 or best offer. afternoon, they travel to HB 127, 4:10 Stax Electret Earspeakers. College Station to open their 2-23-78 Also one month old. Truly Southwest Conference sche- * * * reference standard head- dule against Texas A&M. phones. $75. George, George, George of the Bronstead power amp. AUFE Saturday afternoon at Jake jungle. . . we love you! Hess Stadium next to the gym, Designed and built by head Rice hosts powerful Texas. If * * * tech at Home Entertainment. you want to watch excellent Will Rice 220, March 5, 50 watts per channel, THD tennis and root for the Owls, 4:45am: "How long does it take less than 0.25%. $75. Call AFTER come out at 1:30. to kill 200 vikings? 497-4454 and leave message. (— PASADENA TEXAS

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the rice thresher, march 9, 1978—-page 14 moby duck misclassifieds Do you remember money? To the fellow spreading the To Hanszen College: Re the ex-students letter "W-c-s—That means 'closed What it was like to go to the rumor that we're bi (and ' 'I'd like to make a very brief bank and cash a check and questioning Rice's quality—I system,' not 'chicken shit'. . lovers): . . announcement . . found his letter extremely —Dr. Chapman, Engi 200 have nice crisp new bills in (1) She's straight. sometime." • * * your hand.. . I don't. inculcating, perspicuous, and (2) I'm gay. Maybe next year, punctilious. His point is well • * • "Call the west window 'W' and (3) We're not. Kevin Campbell taken, and it is an issue'which Three-strikes-you're-out! * * • the north window 'Q'. . ." "We're not misguided—we we cogitate on prodigiously —Dr. Chapman, Engi 200 know what we want.. . • * * "When you want to ask a and pragmatically until an * • * . . What we want is hard to "The key to my room is the key person for a date, and that unequivocal polykobical ans- find." to my heart." person is asleep, it may not be wer can be found. I would help, ML has met* Donn* * a Calcote. Second Floor Brown Second Floor Brown an optimal moment to come but I don't know what the 10:05, 2-9-78 *10:0 * * 0 pm, 2-9-78 out with an opening line." question is. Dear J.A.F. in, * • * Once you had it— —D. Rathjen *Edwi * * n Newman To the person that called "Once you get out of Rice, you Psyc 303 now it's gone regretfully, Beaumont, Texas a cultural start doing weird things." Feb 14, 1978 Happy "anniversary," Mark... black hole: In my humble 4th floor Fondren * * * touch of class opinion, Beaumont is 1*3 * Februar * y 1978 There's a lot you can do with completely outclassed in that numbers, and of course they category by that Zircon of the Assume you have 12 marbles, all lie. Golden Triangle: Port Arthur, eleven of which have identical Cap'n Eddie I Scream, Texas. weight, and a double pan *Ele * *c 425, Feb 15 * * * scale. Find the odd marble in You Scream, Student:"Are you sure of that three weighings* * .* 2 8 solutions. For sale: One SR-52, Five step?" dollars or best offer. Call 526- Meera:"No, I'm not sure of "Really, I like the Econ 3166. We All Scream anything." department. If it weren't for * * * Elec 416 the Econ departments in the "I'm afraid the dictionary's for . . . uhh . . . 2/16/78* * * , 2:19 pm. universities, there would be a wrong then." lot of dangerous people run- Jay Latham, 12:51, 2-20-78 Found: In front of Wiess, set ning around unemployed." * * * Frozen Yogurt of keys with the initial'S' on a Harris Joke #1—What is the differ- key chain. Call 522-9471, ask * *Pol * i 375, 11:23 ence between a Rice girl and a for Steve. truckload of bowling balls? Now that we're here visit and * * * Dan A. Answer—If you had to, you enjoy the new Cultured Cow in "You mean he (Ashby) does If I told you you had a could eat the bowling balls. them that close. I thought he beautiful body— would you * * * the Village. Experience how a little did it a week in advance." hold it against me? Sunshine— —unidentified * *Touc * h of Class I lived my whole life not soft frozen yogurt goes a long way. humour columnist knowin' what love is— an' not * * * Actually, the reason I don't carin', either. Till I met you. Open llam-8pm for your pleasure. feel the cold is because of my —Wolverine & me "How do I make my class more hot Latin blood. * * * 2366 Rice Blvd. interesting?" Dr. Dix "Tell them lies." 2:29 pm. 10 Feb 78 . . You know I don't do 522-4686 "Oh, I already do that." * * * anything in that class but play —Meera with your knee ..." after Masc 310, 2/15/78 I may be an obnoxious R.F. to K.F. inBaker Commons * * * ULTRA-NURD performing * * * nature-defying acts with my Introducing "I don't care how big it is. Put "You got your costume for the it back." peace-destroying electronic Hanszen Mardi Gras yet?" a distinguished games in the RMC, but it sure "I'm wearing it." —R.B.S* * * . at Lovett as hell beats weinering. Besides if it bothers SOB's like "Oh, you're goin* # *g in drag." Icelandic bird who For Torrijos so loved the Canal you it serves a constructive Treaty, that he gave his only purpose. Math has become a 4-letter has the answer begotten Brother, that the a OUN word around here. Canal Treaty should not * * * -Mc P to all those confusing perish, but have eternal life. To my "Handsome Prince"— * * * —The Gospel according to Remember Psalms 1 (especial- "You'd have to move the anus air tares to Europe. Pill-Phaug ly verse 2) and be strength- closer to the mouth . . " * * * ened. Dr. Wilson 1:28 2/21/78 . . . none of them yet all them —Your "Princess" The bird yiiu see heir i> l-.ni ami Geol 102 as .1 I'uffill. A Ml Kill. Ill, ul'JlllU are necessary to describe .. it's resident of Iceland (>ne • >f the like crossing a horse with a first tilings \ i unit; I 'utfins Bui there's le;im to do is fh Icelandic. more to rhinoceros. . . l| L.J. Wilson Hej,mimn« April I. l 7X. . elandic than just Icelandic will tl\ am \ until lou fares. 2-6-78, 9:45 (Puffin or |xts. K'eiuni landic will set Engineering, and other tickets are j>ood to you down ri^'ht in applied fields ..." a full year. Fares the middle of Our pj\ subject Smalley,10:14 am, Feb 15 40th j 1 Kurope, where There IS a difference!!! 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Houston Telephone: EDUCATIONAL CENTER $400 665-4875 TEST PREPARATION roundtnip youth tare. (rood tm,.t >» i. m,...| I ..l.»> pn.n i. ,1, p.ului, in.l 1 I'-"' l"< "Him s ill. - .'III -I n \ !."*! .. I, I, n I «, < k<-,1.1 - the rice thresher, march 9, 1978—page 15 PM&* *• misclassifieds the thursday the ninth Want to sell your opera tickets Interested in moving off- Lost: Two weeks before break, rice,, for Friday, March 17? Call campus? Female, non- a blue windbreaker type jacket 8pm. Kyle Morrow Room, Fondren. The Lisa at 526-5498 or Keith at smoking roommate wanted for with white nylon lining. It had people s Tsanoff Memorial lecture series 526-7135. 3 bedroom apartment. leather gloves in one pocket calendar in Philosophy continue with Dr. Donald * * * $117 bills paid. On bus route and the name Steven Tighe on Davidson, U of Chicago, "How To Sell: and free shuttle bus available the inside. If found please call Scientific is Psychology?" Two tickets to Benny if you don't have a car. Room 528-7040. and board refund will be about 8:30pm. Hamman. The Shepherd School presents the Shepherd Goodman and Houston Pops * * * School Brass Quintet. concert at Jones Hall, March $400 if you live on campus. Please call 526-4166 (Becky). For rent, May 15—Aug. 15: 1 25. Super seats! bedroom, beautifully West- friday the tenth Call Randy, 526-9758. Leave a number if I'm not there. heimer-Gessner area. I will • # • make a good deal for 10am. Kyle Morrow Room. The Tsanoff Memorial Lecture series • * * concludes with Dr. Davidson, "Causes and Laws." For sale: one pair genuine tan responsible applicants. Call leather Earth Shoes. Size IIV2. Damn the misclassifieds—full Dr. Roberts, x3590. 3pm. SH301. U.S. Representative Bob Gammage speaks on speed ahead, um, something "Energy—Today and Tomorrow." Worn only to class on * * * Mondays. $5. Also, one Kasino like that, what i really meant 4pm. SH309. Professor A.B. Price, CIT, "Official and Not-so- was sort of well. . . oh shit. Found, in Sewall Hall 301, Official Art by Puvis de Chavannes." Lounge amp. 25 watts RMS, 1 • * * Tuesday, Feb. 21: one 7 and 9:30pm. Brown. Two Mules for Sister Sara, with Clint twelve, drive, master, low, calculator, no identification. Eastwood. Free. middle, bright, tremolo, and If you want a place to live this Call and describe, and it's reverb foot switch included. summer, I'm subletting my yours. Susan Allen—664-2179, Saturday the eleventh Perfect for practice. Compact. apartment to a female who Dr. Dorfman—527-8101, A sacrifice at $70. Call David does not smoke (must also be x3414. neat, thrifty, honest. . .) Call 12n. Last day to file college course plans with the registrar, at at 526-5318 if interested. * * * * * * Ann at 529-8401 evenings. the registrar's office. * * * LOST: a Commodore scientific 6:30 and 11pm. Wiess Commons. Wiess movie: Gone With the Going to Europe this summer? calculator in brown Novus Wind. Free, I think. So am I, but I really don't Forming an air hockey team carrying case, probably in want to go by myself. If you for intercollegiate competi- Physics amphitheater or Sunday the twelfth are planning on going, and tion. Those interested in Hanszen Commons before need someone to go with, or playing for Ric• *e *cal l 665-3159. midterm break. Reward; no All day. Baker Shakespeare Festival. can use an extra person to tag questions asked. Rolf 4pm. ktru, 91.7FM. The Jazz Show. The fact that I include the along, let me know. If anyone has a Life on Earth Asphaug, 471 Hanszen, jazz show, that well-thought of and definitely well-produced * • Kim* , 526-2750 book they would like to sell 526-5648. special feature on ktru, only goes to prove a point. And what is please contact 526-5706. * * • I need a ride to Dallas either that, you may well ask? And well you may. "I am asking." Oh, #70*8 •Brow • n College 90% of all cancer is caused by yes. All media situations, implementation-wise, suffer from at Friday, March 17 or Saturday, white flour. this point in time from a not-all-conclusive status space wise. March 18 (Palm Sunday FOUND Tues. Mar. 7—a small * * * weekend). Will share driving, The fact that we also need filler has been rumored to have black male puppy—long hair, The mucous (in white flour) something to do with all this, but I forgot what I started to expenses, etc. Call Steve at long legs, long ears, not typeset so maybe I'll just go on from here. 526-3868. causes the common cold. necessarily long on brains but * * * * * * has white patch on chest. monday the four hundred and twenty-fifth "I had to stop staring at her... Found near Lovett. Please call But look, we don't care, both I ran out of underwear this if interested—free to good bodies look equally black in now this is obviously just not right. week." home if owner not found. the dark.,. Now what the hell Pub, 1:17am Mike Drews is so profound about that?.. . slimeday the^thirteenth 3/7/78 506 SRC from: Great Moments in Physiology, or "You can read * * • 526-6484 no better. all about this down in 150." One bedroom apartment, fully * * * Elec 381 monday the thirteenth furnished and all utilities Lost somewhere between 3/7/78 paid, to sublet during the Hanszen and Wiess—a very * * * summer, from mid-May to unusual silver cross. It has lots "And diving into the flaming Friday came on Monday this week. August. For further informa- of sentimental value. If found, 9am-4pm. RMC Lobby, LISLE program in intercultural human Timpani—" tion, call 669-0240. (in please call Liz at 668-6272. Hamman Hall relations. evenings or early morning) * * * 7pm. ALI53. Rice Amateur Radio Club lessons, presumably. * * * Saturday, 4 February 1978 7pm. SRC. wherever. Cascade juggling. Wanted: Duplex or apartment 8:14 am 8pm. Hamman. Shepherd School: the student Percussion For Sale: AMC '74 Gremlin. for next school year in Rice • * * Ensemble, directed by Richard Brown. Power, AC, radials. Good area, suitable for 2-3 girls. ?? LOST ?? condition—$950. Kathleen, 526-2750 Friday, Feb 17 at ICSA tuesday the fourteenth 523-8054. * * # between 3 and 6 pm. Green * • * Wanted: To lease or sub-let Army surplus backpack. Con- 7:30pm. SH352. Baha'is discussion/gathering. If you are interested in small apartment for summer. tains notebook, flash attach- working a craps table for Preferably near Rice. ment and 2 camera lenses. Wednesday the fifteenth casino party, call Ken Stone at Call Randy, PLEASE RETURN (no quest- 526-7872 or leave me a 526-9758 ions asked) to Pris Secor, 524- Today: the last day to place orders for graduation caps and message at Lovett College. 3174. gowns. See the people in the Campus Store Book Department; no payment is due until the stuff is picked up in May or notes and notices whenever the heck all that is. Hey — Officers of campus Rice March 14 and 15. Come 7:30pm. Kyle Morrow Room. Survival Seminars: Dr. G.W. at 7pm in Sewall 309. All organizations who request- by BL 137 and visit, or hear new members are welcome Maness, "Health Services." Brought to you by the Rice ed pages in the Campanile: him talk about our birds Alumni Association. and < dues ($2.50) will be The absolute deadline for March 14, 4pm BL 123. accepted. See you there! 8pm. Baker. Love's Labour's Lost begins its run. $1.50 having pictures of your * * * students, (except Baker people, $1); others $3. Call 526-2581 for * # * organization taken by a Sing — If you like to sing, tickets; part of the Baker Shakespeare festival. Campanile photographer Rally — Rally Club will be 8:30pm. Hamman. Shepherd School: Shirley Trepel, cello, Albert come join us! We're an having a closed meeting at will be next FViday, March interdenominational choir Hirsh, piano. 17. It is very important that an undisclosed location at you get your members that sings the Mass in 10:00, Thursday, March 9. If thursday the sixteenth together and schedule a Latin for a downtown you don't know where call picture-taking session as church Sunday mornings at Josh, Mike, or Ed. Beer, lust, 4pm. Kyle Morrow Room. Philosophy Lecture: Professor Hugo soon as possible. Contact 11. For information call 526- and song. Bedau, Tufts, "Retribution." Helen (x2427 or 527-4079) or 6852 and ask for Kurt or • * » come to our rehearsal at 8pm. Baker. LLL. History buffs may note that there has not Indira (527-9651) immdiate- Moving — TexPIRG is again been an LLL in the calendar for a long time. Hi. ly if not sooner to set a time. 10:30 this Saturday, Brown PDR. offering its handbook on 8:30pm. Hamman. Shepherd Sinfonia. Also, a reminder to tenants rights to the Rice organizations taking their * * * community. It can help friday the seventeenth own pictures: Pictures are to Jump — The Rice Skydiving with understanding the be submitted to the Club will be holding a lease agreements which are 8pm. MFA. The Eternal Return (Delannoy). $1.75. Campanile office no later meeting to discuss a first and are not legal; and can 8pm. Baker. Love's. than 1pm, March 24. jump course on Wed., March also be helpful to those 15 at 7pm in the WRC people who are vacating 8pm. Jones Hall. Houston Grand Opera: The Merry Widow. commons. Everyone wel- apartments for the summer. come! The TexPIRG office is Saturday the eighteenth Birds — Dr. Dan Johnson, * * * open every afternoon formerly of the Biology Lawyers — There will be a between 2pm and 5pm; the 2:30 and 8pm. Baker. Labour's. Department and associate meeting of the Rice Pre-Law handbook is also available 8pm. MFA. Christopher Strong. $1.75. ai, Brown, will be visiting Society, Tuesday, March 14. by mail. 8pm. Jones Hall. The Merry Widower. the rice thresher, march 9, 1978—page 16