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Ci 611- WONDERFUL READERS WE LOVE YOU ALL! INDEPENDENT LEEDS AREA STUDENT NEWSPAPER SCANDAL ROCKS ESTABLISHMENT HONORARY DEGREE HORROR - SHOCK A storm rocked the educational establisment this week when it was discovered that honorary degrees were being awarded to candidates who could prove themselves to by better looking than treasurer Frank I (or- vath. The degrees awarded by Princess Ndlichae) of Kern at a secret ecie- 331 mony in the Islamabad hair-salon were eimdemned last night by itIS Executive members as -un- ethical-. -hiIooc.y expensive-, funs} shape- and haying a ribbon Clashes with the office carpet- ing- ners for secondary fertiliser assist- 1u.ingry Kevin Shute (pictured ance. It has a hell of a lot of he kW. (Honorary BA Mons! in relevenee. actually and _yawn it was Alcoholic regurgitation design) something like... 7-7MTIZ.. 1.7-ommented -04100011. 'ell. I dun '1 Whilst the anurs an, BA in kru is )1:51 ilictc s Ihe,11,111.11 two' Minshull !below (limo! ‘1)11 to think Political Terminology Twisting). about this one. Degrees eh? Well was typically forthcoming; "Oh shave ..at•Up. degrees &you wail a minute you want a quote,- Well do you wanna buy a badge, say? Who's he then? Wait till they • Chaucer, the chancellor's champion spiturn-devourer (left) proudly receives his Honorary BSc for being better hear about this in the Rhondda.• no, sorry, just joking, seriously. It's looking than Frank Horvath from Princess Herbert of Bognor (right) terrible, look I've been there and I know what the people really want. the top perhaps! And the stubble, It's just typical. these honorary de- a little too unkempt. perhaps? No - grees. cost me a bloody fortune. no problem. honorary degrees. EXCLUSIVE! on-the-spot up to the minute No. sorry,just joking. Look. look baby relax. they're not so had you're not left-wing arc you? No, I mean they go with my knitss,ii. investigate expose by HELEN WALHILLAN sorry, don't print that... ermrnm... Anyuay do you wanna come hack it's terrible... I don't wanna be too ms- place...? No...? Well n's heavy, you'll he calling me a social- OK. I've got another four girls ist next. No wait. I'm joking... look waiting to. so it doesn't really mat- can you lend me a fiver. I wanna ter.- buy a copy of 'The Murdoch Good Management Guide'. No. sorry, Yet the controversy rages on just joking, don't print that., Basi- with Martin Degiville. saying , cally. it's terrible..." mean I know I look ridiculous but Meanwhile the unruffled and this hot bath chap, he can't even habitually debonair Frank I lorvath match his extensions with his con- (DAP. mother-to-be. BA in tact lenses.- President Shore, to show his dis- And the Chancellor's pet globule 4 rt approval (lithe whole affair volun- imbiber. Chaucer. (pictured receiv- teered to disappear off the face of ing its prestigious BSc in catarrh- the earth foi the nest three weeks. stretching) said. "It's a question of leaving only seven empty Castle- the fundamental values of educa- maine CMS, and an unanswered tion. The hackneyed line is to place memo concerning cony morning achievement over ability, and my meeting attendance. good looks, charm, endearing An angry coke-snorting Anne' smile and lack of halitosis means Baxter (pictured below) I lionorary 1-m a BSc and you're not. you BSc in Gobbledegook sculpting) ink-stained hack_ you." said; "Wow. look I remember an The ease continues. alleged benefit quibble hack in 72 concerning the eligibility of gard-

Happy-Smiley-Sparkly-Face- Manipulation (pictured below). spoke thus: ' -Sorry, you're blocking my re- flection... thanks. Yeah, I dunno. R4,rora`• these honorary degrees , what's the big deal? I mean degrees, what's one of those? I mean, I've never had one. Do you like my medal- S lion? Don't worry, look, what ab- • Martin Degville pictured in the Islamabad hair salon, cheerfully displaying out the haircut? A little more off his newly acquired vindeloo and BA on being let down ALIEN SEX COMPLETE BOOK REVIEW FIEND INTERVIEW WHATS ON Pg 5 Pg 8 GUIDE Pg 6-7

Page 2 NE WS IN BRIEF LOCAL COLLEGE Britain's rust eye! Nazional Stu- BROUGHT TO dents PhilosiI-thy conference is to he held Oil Friday 4th July to Sun- day fith at Sadler Hail. Church CLOSE DOWN Lane. Adel. The event, organised by Li/Us Colleges of Higher and courses should be available to Philosophy Society. was to have Further Education in the the public and the business been held in the Beachwood Con- West Yorkshire area are rac- community. F.E. colleges enjoy JUSTICE ference Centre Leeds but this ing the possibility of exten- a level of intergration within a The two men responsible for attack- Union Chris Grant believes that the venue burnt down recently. sive cutbacks and closures. community that it is difficult for ing Manchester University student attackers were policemen and he is Papers well be delivered on such a polytechnic to achieve. Stephen Shaw at Manchester Uni- sceptical of the notion that they will topics as. The fallout from Cher- The colleges which are ex- versity may have been caught. he brought to justice. 'It's very pected to suffer most are Per- NAB darn that threatened nobyl. Nuclear Power. High tech- courses at Keighley and Perciv- An article in the Guardian news- unlikely he told Leeds Student. nology and Freedom of C'hoice'. cival and Whitley. Keighley and al Whitley are available else- paper of lOth June revealed Man- "The police will dig up a couple of and 'philosophical problems of Wakefield District College. scapegoats for the first incident and where in the region but the chester City Council's Police Moni- World Hunger'. The initiative for the cuts has toring group may pass the names of disregard the rest of the harass- nearest alternatives are at It was thought that the residen- come from the National Advis- 2 men on to the Director of Public ment." tial conference fee of [50 might Bradford College and Hudders- ory Body which is responsible Prosecutions. Grant claims that the police are prove prohibitive but an enthusias- field Poly. both an inconvenient for allocating funds to Stephen Shaw alleges that he was "not taking the inquiry seriously'''. tic response from around the coun- distance away. and that he has been led to believe polytechnics and higher educa- attacked twice by the men. The first try has allayed this fear. Day that they are likely to prose,cute tion colleges. Dave Green told Leeds Stu- incident occurred during a demon- places. including two meals. will dent that, "The policy of sing- stration against a visit made by Shaw for wasting police time. also be available for ,E12. The Government presented ling out the colleges was a de- Home Secretary Leon Britian in Though in general police harass- Anyone wishing to attend should NAB with the task of sharing liberate objective of the Gov- March 1985. Two men in plain ment in Manchester is "no greater contact Gerald Copiteh. Richard out amongst the polys and col- than elsewhere", it has been rife ernment. since the student clothes claiming to the police offic- in Belbin or Miles Runham, via the leges an amount which fails £23 the aftermath of the demonstration body would be there on a part ers took Shaw to Bootle Police sta- pigeon-holes in the Philosophy De- million short of the amount tion where he was interrogated and against Leon Britian. claims Grant. partment foyer as soon :is possible. time or day release basis and needed. Polys and colleges can beaten by them. He cites several. "Mysterious would not be unified. Richard Belhin expect to lose up to 9,600 places In the second incident, on 2nd break-ins". at the homes of students He felt that the government in 1987188. Fehruary, , Shaw was walking front involved in the demonstration as should be trying to encourage evidence of this. Advanced courses in colleges his home to the shop when the some the community to join in in- !Manchester City Council Police throughout West Yorkshire are men attacked him again, punching. stead of closing courses kicking and burning him with a Monitoring Committee were un- The cream of current fashion de- at risk. The withdrawal of such available for comment. sign will be on display at the annual cigarette. courses will undermine the Ian Atkinson General Secretary or Manchester Chris Hill fashion show presented by final standing of the colleges. year students at Jacob Kramer col- WYNUS officer Dave Green lege this month. The show, involving over IOU believes that a wide range of students. is on Monday 23rd to FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT TO WORK Thursday 20th of June at 2pm and The Polvthechnic's 24 hour Work 7pm each day. It will be held in the In'. held last Friday. was a great exhibition hall of the college's pre- POOR UNION success according to Poly union mises in Blenheim Walk. Leeds University t nion is faced president Jill Smith. Proceeds from the Tuesday with a real cash cut of £60.000 The event was an attempt to evening show are going to the Chil- which will lake place from the be- persuade the National Advisory drens Society and the Wednesday ginning of next term. Body to reconsider its decision to evening shows will incorporate the This will mean that the Union close the Fine Art. Design and annual prize-giving presentations building itself will not be refur- Town Planning courses at the Poly. by Mr Tom Edge. Chairman of the bished unless it is absolutely neces- Art students painted and sculp- Clothing training hoard. from 1, J sary. Other savings include with- ted in the Poly Lints hall through- Dewhurst drawing the swimming ticket sub- out Friday night and Saturday. Almost every kind of clothing. sidy and abandoning the idea of There were exhibitions film, and will be modelled from outer men's increased security in the evenings. slides, showing the work of the and women's wear to swintivear L Ft Treasurer Frank Horvath is threatened departments. which .de- and lingerie. perturbed by the University's rash monstrated their relevance to the and informal announcement of the community and to the modern cut. "They have not looked at our world. Live music was available in situation properly and in no way the union during the event and the A garden party is. to be held at the have they tried to relate it to our bar was open all day. Polytechnic's Beckett park site this actual expenditurv."he said. He MP Derek Fatchelt opened the. Sunday.. starting at I pm. added that there was -no justifica- 'Work ln', and Dennis Healey MP This eY cm organised by students tion" for cutting the Union budget also came to look around, LPU Deputy president Chris would leave with. ''a different atti- tude It) education from the one at Beckett Park. Is In aitl lit the front 010.000 (85186i If.3 £675,090 Jill Smith feels that. "A lot of Tidey thought tilt. -Work In' was NSPCC 18-6187) and that the University had interest was created". by the event One of the best things we've done they get when they listen to the picked on the Union believing it which she, hopes will encourage all year_ He hoped that the public- government,- could atTord a cut in its budget, public interest in the plight of the ity attracted by the event would -Once you explain what a course The Bursar was unavailable for departments and, perhaps more indirectly influence the NAB. is about people ere more willing to comment- unportantly. encourage the NAB I idey felt that the many passers- help protect it -, he said. Fuel and Pncies Engineer Anne to review its decision on them ht came Mto the exhibition Chris Hill Wilton scooped iwo major awards at last week's Brightou Molds Dancing t hanipeltiships ON DEAF Anne. who has far kept her MANY THANKS TO ALL THOSE WHO talent hidden Iron her lite,ss Met- al friends. said she was delighted CONTRIBUTED TO LEEDS STUDENT THIS with her success, although a little EARS? apprehensive about their reactions. Rob Hall Several horn pub- YEAR. lic sector colleges and Polytechnics throughout the country gathered in London on Fridas 13th 1,, lobby a THEY INCLUDED: The following people have not paid meeting of the National Advisory Editor „_ Helen Slagsby their Paris I (itch money. Body. Arts Editors Carl Hindmarch, Ben Hopkins If Rae does nut receive this The NAB, which is the body Features Editors Jay Rayner, Justin Hunt, John Tague money by the end of term a charge responsible for the eosetimient's Music Editors Nigel Maltby, Gordon Taylor, John Tague will he made on the university management of public seetia high- Chris Hill, Paul Morgan, Joanna Walters er education establishments. is dis- News Editors accounts of those involved which Sports Editor Gavin Stoddart must he cleared before they can cussing the strong possibility of Stephen Robinson graduate. course closures and cuts in the Photo Editor C Marsh, P Brownhill, S Butler. M number of places available at cal- What's On Editor Andy Loizou. Kieron Collins, Andy Bleazard, E Silent in, S Hudson, D lege% and polytechnics. Simon Anderson, Michael Ball, Jane Bookbinder, Adrian Campbell, Sarah Carroll, William Cooper, Sue Cocker, Carey, E Marinelli. P Oho. 0 Tur- Leeds 1 olytechnic scents likely Catherine Cuthbert. Jane Duckett, Anne Golding, Robert Cubes, Greg Heaton, Chris Hunter, Mandy Kelly, Keith ner. N Harvey, , B 13:mese. V to loose its Art and Town Planning Langley, Ann-Marie Levan, Catriona Merchant, Linda Manes, Zoe Osborne, Justin Owen. John Plastow• Penny Wright, A Wells. R Doyle. C Robb departments and shedding, over Richards, Wendy Robbins. Rachel Smith, Ashley Tabony. Matt Tee, Dawn Thewliss. Tim Tooher. Matt Waller, Graham [part), S Reed, P Shaw. A Thurly, all. around 215 places if the propos- Mock, Jim Brooke. Emma Bata, Sally Chesworth. Anne Cooke, Matthew Cole, Paul Grask, Nick Cull, ChriS'EllWell. S Beggs, M Dashwood,-G Paulson. als made by the NAB secretariat Ruth Jones. Vanessa Jones, Alison Palley, Jill Stewart. Phil Allen. Tim Ditford. Ritchie Ellis. Mark Goodwin, Paul .1 Middleton. 11 Randier, P Neville, are accepted. Greco. Andrew Hulme. Jett Marsh. Sebastian Melmoth, Nina Nanna. Jan Proctor. Dave Pavel!, Ann Sedivy, Steve M Stockton, M McEnteuart. I A delegation of 13 students front Walsh, Bar Arden, Dave Hampson, Deb Lyttleton, Becky Marsh, Rob Minshull, Watkin Morgan, Guy Noakes, Kimberly Grantham, K Aneketill. R Thuit to. the Polytechnic at lobby. Porter, Chris Valentine, Robert Unwin, T. Barnett, T. Bishop, Brian Granville, Andrew Duxbury, Bill Davis. I. Edwards. R C Webster, S Reid, C LPL/ deputy president Chris 'Fidey Clive Ford. Matthew Flintoff, Stephen Kenneds, Francis Maguire, P. Roscoe, K. Stuart, Victoria Smith, M. Thomas. Ryan. S Hale, S Powell. G Dowl- expressed cautious approval of the Mark Walker, Mike Yardley, Roger Bull, Robert Coup, Sweyn Hunter, Jeremy Larkins, Graham Lumley, Marcus Lyon, mg, G Hemphill. P Woodcraft L lobby which, he feels. -'Worked Christina Lysk• Mann Milner. Guilliana Molinari, Tony Woolgar, M. Danphy, Chris Donkin, Anna Keeley. Gilad Maddox, B Roberts, I Buckley, C' quite well-. Hayeern, John Lawrence, Clare White, PhyllIdia Northam. Michael O'Sullivan. Tim Sunderland. Penny Hay, Martin Pantechin. K 'Fish, F Houlihan. K The Leeds delegation took dis- Doscoe• Alex Garginer. Karen Douthwaite. Rebecca Smertan, Duncan Murray. Paul Ogden. Martin Hambleton, Damien Morteo, I Marehant, C Punta, A play hoards showing work iii the Earle. Phillipa Nugent, Martin Douglas, Madeline Luton. Catherine Barr, Alistair McGowan, Leslie Chadwick, Neil Hepworth. S .Paulo, A Blaketnorc. threatened courses with them to Craig, Judy Pollack, Rob Lane, Neil Wallace, John Frum, Jason Idonnou, tan Atkinson. Stuart Stoney. Michael Jones. K Worthington, D Wass. NI London for the benefit of passers Ian Edwards. T. Sitlinton• Alan Murphy, Steve Miles, Andrew Eisenhart, Phillipa Holland, Mike Rabbit, Fiona fordott, Brown. 0 Shepherd. K Rennie. G by. Tidey feels thin. this attempt to C Sivret. J Roebuck, Angus McLaren. Tim Whelan. Helen McGregor, Sarah Dewe, Anne Fitzgerald, Christine Stewart. J Raybouls, J Berry, court public sympathy is likely to Allibone, Ivan Tennant, Caroline Hague. Roger Nee. Caroline Lavy, Richard Clark, Dan Burman, Mark Taylor, Chris Megnich, C P Biddle. E be. - Much more effective than Harrop. Helen Menzies, David Salitoe, John Grisdale, M. Elliot. Catherine Dean, Simon Winchcombe. Jackie Weston, Dean, S McDonough. J Turner. N shouting at people". Marlin Bentham. Graham Brtsto Rob Grubas, Leslie Crowther. Jim Howard. Roger Lakin. Philip Larkin. Jonny Keats. Gorman, J Norris. Chris I ;ill • • • • • • • o • Pagio3 LEEDS STUDENT PRODUCTIONS PRESENT THE 1985/86 AWARDS

Yes, folks, Jimmy Saville here welcoming you to the first EVER Leeds Student award ceremony . Here in the purple plush surroundings of the Dragonara Casino Hotel a veritable night of a thousand hacks have congregated to slag each other off and then to make up once again once they have won an award. Yes, I've just spotted Frank Horvath adjusting his neatly ironed cumberband, no sorry, that was Jill Smith - she was adjusting Frank Horvath's cumberband. Oh, and there's Kevin Shute, and what a jet setter he is, still carrying his British Airways flight bag - hit of a give-away, eh Kevin . .. no naughty substances in there I hope. Oh right, the little voice in my ear tells me the show is about to begin .. AND IN THE FIRST CATEGORY FOR THE ..

MOST TALKED ABOUT SUBJECT MOST CONSISTENTLY UNSHAVEN 1. Anti Apartheid demos EXEC MEMBER 2. Rambo 1. Paul Syrysko 3. Anti Apartheid demos 2. Anne Baxter 4. Education cuts 3. Simon Buckby MOST CONTROVERSIAL HEADLINE MOST WATERED DOWN UNION DRINK 1. Girly swots nick the jobs 1. Tetleys 2. Amnesty Prejudiced 2. Carlsberg 1 Shute's Abuse 3 Schlitz MOST BEATEN UP UNION MEMBER MOST WAITED FOR NON EVENT 1. Rob Minshull 1. Fowler Demo 2. Tetley Bar 2. Chappel Town riots 3. Frankie Blagdon 3. Sigue Sigue Sputnik concert MOST KEEN LIMELIGHT HUGGERS MOST ILLFURBISHED STUDENT 1. Marcus Sheff (No 501s in WATERING HOLE Launderette) 1. Old Bar r 2. Hermes the statue 2. Poly Bar 3. Rob Minshull 3. Royal Park d. Woudies LEAST WITTY DIALOGUE 1. Rambo no dialogue) FASCIST OF THE YEAR 2. Rob Minshull (too much 1_ Botha dialogue) 2 Thatcher 3 Dave Gadd 3 Grunt Mercer 4 David Haile MOST PETTY EXEC DECISION 1. Banning naughty bands MOST QUALIFIED SPEAKER ON 2 Banning Today WOMEN'S AFFAIRS 1 Claire Whiteley MOST BLATANTLY GROVELLING 2. Frankie Blaggdon SOCIAL CLIMBER 3. Margaret Thatcher 1. Rob Minshull UNIOLS Gen Sec elect) MOST SEEN TRENDY STUDENT FILM 2. Kenneth Baker (Minister for 1. Blues Brothers Education) 2. Repo Man 3_ Paul Brannen (LUU President 3. Diva elect) 4. Midnight Express 5. Eraserhead ASHAMED TO BE BRITISH MOST FREQUENT TURNCOATS 1. Margaret Thatcher's refusal MEMBER 1. Frank Horvath MOST MIDDLE AGED EXEC to sanction South Africa 1.BilI Nairn 2. Frankie Blagdob 2. Heyschel stadium tragedy 2. Frank Horvath 3. Ed Gamble 3 Libyan bombers taking off 3. Jill Smith MOST UNKNOWN HEADLINER from British bases 1. Ed Gamble MOST HOLIER THAN THOU SOCIETY 4. Unemployment 2. Mr Hyman (Cosmo Club) 1. Campus Crusade for Christ 5. Absolute Beginners 2. Amnesty International MOST RIDICULOUS OGM MOTION MOST HYPED BAND 3. Revolutionary Communists 1. To twin Leeds Univ with 1. Sigue Sigue Sputnik Tripoli's College of Further WORST NIGHT CLUB 2. Pet Shop Boys Education 1 Monday night at Ritzys 3. The Mission 2. Tiffanys LEAST MISSED ELEMENT MOST LAMENTED ELEMENTS OF LIFE 1 Patrick Nuttgens MOST HORRENDOUS PSEUDO NIGHT 1. Student grants 2. Keith Joseph CLUB 2. The Food Box 3. Guy Roberts 1. Poly's Wednesday disco 3. Leeds Market{?) 4. Refec discos 2. Uni's Thursday Bop MOST SUPERFICIAL PERSON OF THE MOST HACKNEYED SONGS YEAR 1. Wonderful World 1. Frank Horvath 2. Love Missile F111 2. Margaret Thatcher 3. The Chicken Song 3. Sylvester Stallone 4. Ronald Raygun MOST RIGHT ON CAUSES 5. Jeff Samuels 1. Sports Aid 6. Jeremy Galbraith 2. Red Wedge 3. Anti Apartheid BIGGEST MUSICAL NON EVENTS 1. Sigue Sigue Sputnik concert MOST RIGHT OFF PEOPLE at the Poly 1. Bill Nairn 2. Jesus and Mary Chain 2. Robert Winfield 3. Jill Smith MOST BORING SET OF TRENDIES 1. The "MJ Crowd" MOST WONDERFUL PEOPLE 2. Union hacks 1. Bob Geldof 3. LUU Theatre Group 2. Kevin Shute 4. Poly Fine Art Students 3. Me 5. Us Page 4 ARTS C.. reeled by the talented tramp, after His pathetic performance suggest- attempts by an expensive dog ing no reason why King David CINEMA psychiatrist. KING should he worth a mention three The film motes oil in similar thousand years on. Britis DOWN AND hilarious escapades until the family DAVID h stalwarts EDWARD finally realise that Nolte is gimpy M WOODWARD (as King Saul) and the business of food and inter- KING DAVID - ABC DENIS QUILI...E`f (as the pr6phet OUT IN Samuel) are just not given the course. They then give him the Paramount Pictures' retelling of opportunity to develop then char- choice of staying, or returning to the time honoured story of the acter.. BEVERLY HILLS his previous, vagrant lifestyle. shepherd boy 'made good' is some- If one HAS to make religious whereupon he choose. the luxu- thing of :t surprising film, surprising epics then the least the antherwe talking Beads Iiiiroduccd this rious and decadent existence that in its very subiect, as the Bible has can expect is an imaginative script mocletn comedy with the well pervades in suburban Hollywood. long since slipped from its position Cecil B. de Niftily added to the know n 'Once in a latetinte'. Nick beside the 'dime western,as a Although the film produces stories, throwing in sub plots (and Nolte gives a convincing perform- perennial source for screen plays; some insightful performances. not- bath scenes) this picture merely ance is a down and nut ex-hippy/ surprising in its scope - attempting ably by Richard Drevfuss and a detracts. tramp tas it such min- to compress three hook, ot the sprightly eattli..0 by Little Richard I can see no reason why anyone ions exist here). As if by magic he bible into two hours Of film, ,:of- as an uninspiring neighbourhood should go to see this picture, in- meets r psychologicalls deranged prisine to ns unlikely casting of counterpart, it lapses into a typical somniacs would he woken by the Richard Dreyfus playing a mil- tel appraisal of the con- R ICI EAR!) GE RE in the title role. FORESIGHT lionaire coathangei manufacturer. and above all surprising in the crunches and yelps ot bionic age sumer lifestyle. thus exemplified by combat; Gerc fans will he distress Drevluss finds in Nolte the free- awfulness of the finished product. the health food blender., the swim- sect at the awfulness of their idol's Well. Calling the Bavaria genera- dom missing in Ins Own life and in Director BRUCE BERES- ming pools, the fleshly squeezed performance: religious fanaties tion. We was lookin' out our win- his marriage with the decidedly FORD is out of his depth from the will dow the other day when we real- oranges and the obligatory. cute he disappointed by the lack of dodgy Bette Midler dog, onset and RICHARD (SERI' ised what the government has Nolte however uses the confused (though sporting his km) cloth godliness. done. There - just outside - were and often sexualls frustrated cou- 'Down and (hut-..'. a humorous ,iilmirablv) seems uncomiortabl•. the longhaired, leathered, ple for his own social and economic and successful comedy, reflects the greased up refugee's from the desired American goal of being gains, while correcting the sexual MONOLOGUES 70s clutching their motor cycle Illi;feti of their anorexic daughter. monied, married and apparently WORKSHOP helmets and, wait for it. their Moreover. the erotic desires ot worried. The film criticises such a bottles of Newcastle Brown. Midler. while being half satisifed blinkered existence, but in the last Relieving ins setf to he a confirmed In those rosetinted days when by Indian Gurus and Yoga special- instance praises its apparent inevi- WOMENS I diagecs1 myself to the 1Vot ',shops Women flares flared and glitter was the ists. are (.1111tlSett by the new (me tability. I heart,' iroup' s production oh games name students could behaviour of their dog, also cm- Nosedeath Ltd WEEK: Vlomiltii;ttes anticipating (you 'onus afford to drink such things, now - we wander the street clutching TWO VIEWS, deadly somas drama Lit the all our cans of 40p lager-our Bavar- inert are bastards' knit'. ia and our Royal Dutch, TABOOS AND So on a note of penury I'll In fact I V. :IN wrung: admitted's. move into this column's real the pieces dud locus on the topical theme. Whets good value over SINGULAR women's PrObitill% such .1N Se VW I the next two weeks? What will harassnient- aborinin. icalous sustain us over Ihe summer? BRILLIANCE bands. and Ow met liable tape. but The Playhouse are doing their all %% ere cot ...Ted s,i subtle% and so best, at £1.80 a go for their torrid Although, Taboo, by Mary personalls that the audience hc- late nighters. (An appeal to all Cooper was the stronger of the came intimate's insolsed in ogle cinema owners; whatever it two plays I saw this was more by character and I tilt 1111Nell lo■Ing might do to your ice cream pro- virtue or its main theme. incest, FM previous Warille•■• fits keep your palaces cool. Hack than its acting. a hole in the wall if necessary). Incest is a taboo subject • Medca v„riticri los Franca Hatl—full of loose lobs- Annie which people are only just be- and ',sell pettormcd hsNara...a ters and cocaine carpet- is the ginning to breach. Plays of this Sanika. toll! the %tor\ ot lesoneiol story of how Diane Keaton and kind are essential for opening Ilse temo one and her Woody Allen meet each other, .111 ie. :Ile. tit ermine le terms m itt kop off, argue with each other discussion and clearing up the being 4.11.0119i:a to layout it a and then split up. Perennial. myths about sex within the g•r land inure attractive 'bit' evergreen etc. (Friday 20th). family . Set in a Catholic church at a whilst -A Woman Alone' 'nisi hi, Desperately Seeking Susan I Franca Rame showed a hired ha- like a lot, but everyone laughs Wedding rehearsal Taboo con- t1(311Nel■lhe locked at honor h\ when I say so. Madonna tramps trasts the religious piety of the het Icalutrs htitilM114_1 with 111)1‘ his it, and a bored housewife turns father who is giving away his 11.1101 hic)111e1 aid her wailing baby her into a glittering followable daughter with the fact that he lot cinnpany This was an hilarious goddess. The plot romances has sexually abused her since piece „mil all credit moet go to con., along in a thundering path of car • -Thc:te is i.or;zirrtt? n that there rose." she was live. I , ulil .;1, Maria Vill0 M.11.11:CiA:11 Ihe chases and music. (Saturday Joanne describes her father's imosimum humour out oh the script 21st) I lie star 01 the et ening though was Clouret's Les Diaboliques - he interkrence ss ith her as he preaches a sermon about Carla Kirkwood, both as a writer directed the tense Wages of Fear and :ietress she rs Out- - will hopefully boast some 50s women's submission to titan and standing melodrama but could be a bit OTCH BROTH (hod. Year of psychological. Cimino's URE. She is confused and guilty and the Dragon is spectacular but THE GIRI, IN 1 desperate to confide in someone - Rebecca' written and performed empty, and inundated with com- There IN nothing glamorous or sr% list, here. I he (iirl in the Picture is - the Church offers no solace, bs he, deheately touched on the plaints of racism. sublect of a mintier tit two havint) The Whets On people have humorous and realistic. Through Cary Parker's script and direction she cannot bring herself to tell that we have all faced. an illegal abortion in America. the managed to lose the Hyde Park the film looks closely at the problems oh los e the priest mainly because he Alan, played by John Gordon-Sinclair. 01 Gregory's Girl fame. is a would find it impossible to be- impoet of which was made es•n hand out so I don't know what's greater by Carla e‘plaining that she showing. But reliable rumour yourie photographer %testier:Hely trymg to split up with his girlfriend lieve the worst of her father. had written the piece Ater seeing is has it that The Purple Rose of (Irena It f and vet he is unable to find the time. place or The play is a didactic piece, ■ plirUrs 01 a 'Allman vkho had died Cairox is showing and, best of n., 1,I.C lk the news Sim ultuneousk we sseteh the fate of Bill and one that draws an accurate pic- atter an illegal abortion. On a light- all, ;\ mite. s,enungly perfect couple. :alma to he married whom Alan Broadway Danny Rose. ture of incest; who it affects el note though. -Jude Jude Bug' Woody Allen plays a theatrical his been el eemissioned to photograph. a (mainly women - in fact one in I:trent hnth written end perfouned agent trying to promote a bunch In the Nana- ilk , Bill Fosythe's films. The Girl In the Picture holds iti ptciciiiions. the) are real human actions that it Rs. to explore, eleven women are incest victims he miee Kirk wieel Iminorou.sly Of hopeless cases. Glitzy and portiLls ed tough AltteriCaTI girl perhaps his best. Knowing how attiletion. misunderstanding. and deception between Women and and 97 per cent of incest victims ■ working in at mill who could cash. reliable the Hyde Park Picture men I ad of both poignant moments and startlingly 11.111U scenes this are vvomen) who the abusers arc be given a better job if she suc- Palace is there will be others. him is. another not to l's' missed" from the Scottish film unInstis (generally fathers and step cumbed Iii the desires of her fore- For drama you'd better go to fathers, and why mothers often man fu. heel of course she doesn't). Bradford. The Alhambra's Jesus turn a blind eye to what is going Christ Superstar (June 21s11 on because they have no power promises better than the over their husbands and the Grand's Adrian Mole (trivial and 1.:Tilli.mIsletth the most moving child is keeping the family piece it the night though was 'I overhyped) of the Playhouses's LEEDS together. See How They Run. Close to don't scream. I don't move. My home is the Workshop's Vol- Joanne is finally handed over voice is gone' be. Franca Rame pone. (See preview). PLAYHOUSE T Er, to another man, her husband, which graphically described a vio- Leeds is over run with exhibi- who may or may not abuse her lent rape. Carla Kirkwood's por- emo- tions this week. The most solid is Calverley Street 442111 but he definitely has no idea naval, totally devoid of any perhaps the City Art Gallery's about his wife's background. tion lett the audience shocked and drained and for perhaps die firm Great Paintings of Victorian Dai- After the performance the au- From 12th June to 28th June Saturday 21st time I Mt the enormity of this ly Life The Yorkshire Mural thence was invited to discuss the Artists are not so revealing. Philip King's comedy DESPERATELY SEEKING sacrilegious act. SEE HOW THEY RUN play and Carla Kirkwood, a Their work is not so suited to the SUSAN performer and author of many confined walls of the gallery but (matinee also on Sat. it does give some glimmering of 28th June - 3pm) Sunday 22nd - 7.30 of the women's week plays fas- After the pieces there was an cinated me with her eloquent what they could do outside. FILM LES DIABOLIQUES informal discussion in which the The Jacob Kramer end of year Friday 20th - 11.15pm Sunday 29th - 7.30pm and gentle approach to ques- women involved said that their aim exhibition (20th and 23rd-25th in ANNIE HALL YEAR OF THE DRAGON tions, the answers of which was to initiate positive discussion the Verning Street site) is mam- many of us found obvious, and productive action among moth. Two interesting courses She emphasised that all incest women. For me the typical, sell-- should produce interesting victims must be made to realise assured, know It all student sup. work. posedly safe in my cozy world of LEEDS that they are in fact victims and So term ends; the crisp the university campus. it did more machine breaks clown, the should have no reason to feel than this, it completely shattered photocopier prints grey. Good PLAYHOUSE guilt. Taboo made sure that we ru) previous misconceptions. Luck. (I'll need it). should pass on this vital mes- Something like this should be seen Jenny Keats is on an extended Calverley Street 442111 ;•age• by mole students. Helen Slingsby Lesley Miller Page 5 ARTS See how they Run by Philip GIRLS ON FILM, Julie Bur- Julie Burchill suggests accept- King 'chill - (Virgin E4 95) ance of this on screen rnultilation and stereotyping is due to the A gaggle of vicar run riot as the END BOX folic B's subject is One full of spiky female audience's deflection ni laughs run high and fast at this new The hard working student who inessentials have been cut from traps for critics less tigerish and fast their screen treatment. She eon• production down at the Playhouse. moving than she. chides het lengthy. study by stating The play is set in the mythical vil- really enjoys their course is the production, allowing the Common acceptance of screen Mai responsibility MUNI lie. will this lage of Merton rum Middlewick perhaps a rare sight. However, central themes of corruption violence. the myth of realism and female audience In Aineiled during 1944: and submerged in the you can catch a slimpse of this and materialism to he highlight- the male stereo is pe of 'Ilk- \,i-agcy (Lai: Inhhc is so pow mini that the image of the 'Great War Effort'. endangered species down at the ed through Jonson"s use of sa Act One begins with a loud burst Emmanuel institute Workshop tire. of 40s dancehall jazz. iPlashouse studio where Lin's ersity En- The social aspects apart. moodsetting stuff). Ida the maid. glish students on the Theatre Dorrian is also very enthusiastic brilliant!) played by Sarah Flint. GIRLS ON FILM Studies option arc rehearsing about the theatre in general. an opens the drama. Throughout she is six have all been tackled in this film 'Cruising' which depki• anti• for a production of 'Volpone". witty and sarcastic leaving saucy enthuSiasm that seems to have ambitious history of '(oils on gay violence. was harmed alter an undertones scattered behind her. Directing the production is rubbed off on all those in- arousal of anger and a campaign of She makes fun of a bunch of the highly acclaimed South volved. The fact that commit- The fact of the matter is that picketing and bomb scares. thoughtless middle-class charac- African exile Dorrian Lambley. ment is a quality that the ex- women are e\riloilcd. When niert',Uningly written. the hook ters, most of them concerned with who whilst admitting the less aminers arc very keen to see they're not being chopped up by gives a lucid and provocative intro- the church. Naked men, sweaty than vocational aspects of the may have a little to do with this. Perkins and Nicholson style duction to the questions which mu-- chases. escaped Germans and sex course was quick to emphasise although the atmosphere at re- psychotics. they're being used as round woolen on screen, Buy li starved spinsters all run through the importance of theatre in a. hearsals is very triendlx and comlorters for hunks Harrison Bea. borrow or steal ti. the plot In a parody of a detective Folds and 12rw.er \tonics Love Karl thriller: all hostage and threats. Not social context. "Theatre is a shows a real 'team spirit'. the kind of thing you'd expect to see powerful force in society and The students themselves son havc been scintillating screen in a vicarage. has often been oppressed . . chose to perform 'Volpone' psychos but it must he said that the Inspiringly funny. You could Here students have the vehicle the culmination of a y ear's HUSH 1 psycho killer is usually the next take the kids to it, Some might say it to manipulate social forces.- work and seem determined to easiest role to plav atter culrpse lacks edge but when I saw it. the The strong commitment to put on a good show. A strong and often less interesting to watch, There is so much competition from audience squirmed and their hands the use ot theatre in society is actor/audience contact element PUPPY the world outside these days clapped. Cleats evident in Dorrian's .has been introduced and in such Erederiqoa Aqbah treatment of 'Volpone'. All the a small venue coupled with the LH~RROR1 Ringer Hauer (Blade Runnel enthusiasm of the students is etc ) Who stars in this film as a certain to ensure sonic excel- murderous hitch hiket relentless's, lent performances. tracking the kid who gives hurl a lilt BIG BOB In case anyone thinks this is down Buttons oft the pee psycho cool stunts course is a bit of a cop out from Thete toe some IS THAT IT? By BOB GELDOF and sortie ok frlmins across the of (Sidgwiek and Jackson Ltd - Price £10-95) the more orthodox business Texas plains. 'There is a presum-* essays and tutorials then they Call him what you will: Big Gob. Saint Bob or. more topically'. ably realistic portrayal of police should hear in mind that re- 'Sir' Bob. the man encapsulates all three of these personas. corruption. But the plot Is boringly hearsals last up to ten hours a disposable, and with no intake, no The title of his autobiography - That - actually sums up day, every day until the curtain depth. and au development why Bob Geldol has a reputation as a loud mouth. Right from his up on Tuesdas . Give me the alloned. The psychotic I later goes staunch Irish Catholic schooling where he once imported Mao's Edward Boyle library any- day. haill!, wrong. His leering, humor- little Red Book into a history class and was immediately branded a 'Volpone' starts on the 24th ous snarl is not scry wild. IL looks communist. he has questioned the norm and has subsequently more like that of the man m the June and runs until the end of strongly expressed his opinion about everything under the sun. • The persued driver . . advert with the cardigan and the term. He had a desperately lonely childhood, very much the latch key THE HITCHER IA B.0 ) Rush puppies. kid whose mother died. when he was five and who was left to fend ROBERT GUBAS Anthony Perkins and Jack Nichol- Steve Miles for himself whilst his father was constantly away on business. He wanted to break away from Ireland which he regarded as hack- ails in a foreign country and a fore- len rlir d hterary side ot his life and ■ ward and hypocritical and to seek fulfillment elsewhere. These IN BRIEF ign culture are here huntanised h a his hash: %Magi: roots [risco his eieyer Ow Of photographs. notes poetry with a fine mixture of skill chapters are written with clarity and depressing honesty and make IN MY WILDEST DREAMS and inters iews. and Ilan: power it the mos' es OCillO,e and readable part ot the book. Leslie Thomas - Penguin Books They enable a view that is neith- 1 he collection is arraneed in Is 111:11 I ► :' is patch \ . his role as lead singer of the Boomtown €2 95 er too detached or too passionate. three sections, dealing with both Rats while entertainingly catalogued is overshadowed by the sheer 'In my wildest dreams' is the auto- but is that of the involved outsider his early years in Africa and his life weight he fines to retelling the'history of Band Aid and Live Aid biography of a man who has been In this way Kapucinski's historical today in England. in minute detail. The emphasis he places on the Feed the World making a living from his past. by interpretations force on you un- The childhood memories in idea reflects the significance it holds for him and also \ indicates putting it in his novels for many comtortable speculation about the Guyana draw on landscape. family such an early autobiography. Unfortunately- it often makes quite years. power of rear as a political tool, the occasion and family relations for The book attempts to tic up all frightening brutality of man and inspiration. Ile deals with them In a tiresome reading. the anecdotes from his youth as a Throughout. Paula Yates. his loser and mother of his daughter. the fragile dignity of the human passionate and nostalgic way and Banardo's boy. through Ins nation- psyche. although he celebrates this time in has supported him both financially and mentally. She helps him al service days to his lite on Fleet his life there is a Ns-Irani' melancholy escape from an inherently gloomy disposition and his devotion to Street into one coherent story. He MAMA DOT By Fred D'Agu- in his thoughts. her is quite staggering. succeeds magnificently. iar Publisher- Chatto & Windus In Part 2 D'AiMiai writes with When Bob eleldot was recently granted an honorary knight- His style is pleasingly relaxed 1985 Price £3 95 uneasiness and ,iggiession: his hood, many thought it "was about time". Having read his auto- and at times very funny - the kind The pleasures and stresses ot main theme is exile I Ins is ,inia/- biography and gained an insight of this man all I can say is that he of book that has you laughing D'Aguiar's upbringing., the con- Mg. if ohseure poetry. and go, cs deserves it aloud. He does not attempt to pile trast between the English-educated intriguing insight ultra on pathos. which device might Helen Slingsby seem tempting in story about an list on Chin 'Harrison Ford hits orphan. but tries to give the restrict the backlit' type impact: I didn't a chance to relive experiences MAMWELL think. on a short look user. that it which were genuinely different was pro% ocati‘e or complex from the rest of his contempor- Nicky Mamwell at the St aries. Paul's Gallery enough to be exciting or really worth lurking at. SHAKESPEARE by Germain Nicky Maiii.Nell is self assured Her artistic crociia are cry ■ Greer OUP £2 95 and ehatt , tier art is Ics- appeal- different t Foul Tinily ing and less communicative My Greer is different from many other SUMMER SALE judgement isn't based on the Shakespeare critics. She strives to soundest ot es [(fence the exhibi- place drama within the context of tion wasn't properly set up when I KRAMER contempoary Elizabethan thought of sa w it: and a t one stage whilst Preview: Jacob Kiamer's-eno and theatre. She specialises in indi- doing my best arts editor iinpress- cl year exhibition cations detail about the drama, the ACADEMIC MONOGRAPHS tort I even rmstolik a pile of weld It is mark up of work from two actors and the playwrights. But she ing equipment tot a partteularly courses. one of which has a sets is not specific enough about indi- & TEXTS colourful sculpture. interesting idea behind it. You vidual plays; and from her well from She trie• to express in her art get peOple from outside the usual documented evidence only vague how her body feels inside_ the an school tamp (retired mink, generalisations' arise. 714ANCHESTER GUNIVERS1TY TRESS tingles_ the tickles. the ache and secretaries etc.), mix them in with She seems to look at tests purely the structure. She mainly works some more typical art students. as "aesthetic structures-. She only 7VIACMILLAN in 3-D. Examples Solt white give them facilities, make Mile sees the characters as universal string is bound round with wire there's advice for any one who types placed in a personal situation, and hung in curving tenuous wants it. Then them TO as Elizabethan dramatic convention COMMENCES AT 8:45am shapes hum the ceiling: metal, its HE! The tutors 0..tiese personal apparently dictated. 51w thus ne- surface intriguingly blotched. is development.preced-s artisan: ex- gates the feeling of personal identi• on distorted into an upright shape pression. tication that I feel so important GWEDNESDAY °JUNE 18th with legs. knees and wings. The results? liniging by what when I look at Shakespeare. She is For my taste her sculptures are saw lying around in the :radios making a technical overkill on what competent but don't really •work. variation is the name of thy. game. must he essentially emotive writing• Bodies are complex and made of There are potished eratt exhibits- Phyllis Holland HUNDREDS OF TITLES soft flesh. to concentrate on the flashy blue bowls. smooth ;Mapes skeleton. as she sometimes does of pine. There's a lot of abstract SHAH OF SHAHS by Rysard AT 1/2 PRICE AND LESS! is to kop out if trying to express sculpture: stone of it looks tokc- Sapucinski. Picador 12_95 how your body feels. nistically arty', a few bits look sett' Austicks University Bookshop She seems to work best when are traditional-type Although set against the back- gOOd. There Revolution Irving to amuse, when 'Tickles' landscape paintings (woolly and ground of the Iranian 21 Blenheim Terrace 1979 is more than a mere chroni- blow in the wind, or when grey). and textiles (colourful of LEEDS LS2 91-IJ chiselled wood red huttons and ethnic and even woollier) Add to cle of the events that led to the Pahlavi monar- blue chalk try to express what it this videos, murals etc and stir . . overthrow of the "eternal feels like to Iran on one arm. should he intriguing. chy. but is a study in the Open Monday - Saturday 8,45arn - 5.30Pm helplessness of revolution". What She doesn't heltese art should The exhibition is On at the Ver- Tel: 432446 have the mental equivalent of a non St site 20th and 23rd - 231h. in the west wpre sec.n,as merely a genes of startling. .upheav- ▪

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PRIMAL SCREAM FOLK SOC And Pop Will Eat Itself, Saturday Presents Dab Hand, The Pack- 21st June, Pub with no name. horse. June 22nd at 8 pm. £2! £1.50. INCA BABIES Friday 20th June. Pub with no name. ALIEN SEX FIEND Wednesday 25th, Rsh, CARNA BY CLUB Magic Lantern Ride, Monday 23rd June, 8 pm. Psychedelic GIL SCOTT HERON Sounds by The Dark Globe, & a Tuesday 24th, Poly Ems hall. Sixties Pot Pourri by Modern, Caley & Cot-less. Members £1 others E1.50, SIGUE SIGUE SPUTNIK MERCENARY Leeds Grand Theatre. Sunday Thursday 26th, Adam & Eves. 27th July, Monday 28th July 8 £1. pm. £5.00, £5.50 & £6.50. 11141110 M ► ► VERY IJITE BAR %" INTIIE REFECTORY WHITE NIGHTS YEAR OF THE DRAGON Groovy ballet tights, and hot Chinatown is a nasty place (but cod-pieces in this Rambo with will it be here???), and hardened TICKETS 1.50 FROM CAGE KIOSK 'V classical music Red-bashing tough cop Stan White (get the tale. Those Russians, they'll nev- message) goes downtown to er know how to upstage Buzby clean it up (and the question is - OR IN UNION ON 11-IE NIGHT Berkeley. (Or will they???) does he???)

LEGEND HOUSE Ridley 'Blade Runner' Scott A horror film (or is it???) with a directs this animated/live-action bad title (can it be???) and not extravaganza (or does he). much else. (But do you believe it???)

TRADING PLACES Eddie Murphy gets taken from DOWN AND OUT IN low-hie living (or does he?) an BEVERLY HILLS executive (or is he???) to live it Fairly funny (or is it hilarious???) up (and can he???) Will you ever romp through the scruples of the find out??? American Dream (Whatever that VAN. EXHIBITION is???I, as richie-cum-tramp cum- .000. receiver of charity from richies PLOUGHMAN'S LUNCH rejects the contemporary mores i a41. of society (or are they???) Scru- 4,40- CITY ART GALLERY Jonathan 'Brazil' (or was it???) 400* Pryce as a nasty hack with no ples?? Yes please!!! (Cryptic or A 11 01.0 Great paintings of Victorian Dai- what) 1 ft0 ly Life, until 29th June. Three scruples, uses friends and nice people (or are they???) in a vain ► hundred years of watercolours. attempt (or is it???) to get his CARNABY CLUB INTER-ENTS SUMMER until 27th July. Murals: Image- unscrupulous way. Disco in Doubles Bar, Friday ESTRA Space-Public till 29th June. Mon JEWEL OF THE NILE 20th June, at 8 pm. Members Tiffanys 24th June, 9 -2. Tickets - Fri, 10.00 - 6.00 pm (Weds 9 Easy going (but am I???) enter- 60p, others 80p. Sixties SoulIR 75p from Park Lane, Airdate, pm), Sat 10.00. 4.00 pm, Sun 2 - tainment sort of stuff with Warfdale, Thomas Denby. 5.00 pm. STOP MAKING SENSE 'n' B. rock & pop. Michael 'son of Berti' Douglas Tuesday 24th: Video evening Talking 'Remain In Doors' Heads (but is he???) romping around and end of term get together in HANG GLIDING ST PAULS GALLERY (or are they???). with David his scruples in the Nile (and will PRR, at 8 pm. Free, members Meeting in the Chemic at 9 - 'psycho-killer' Byrne dance and Until 5th July, Nicky Mamwell. he get his feet wet??? as Bernard only. 9.30, on Wednesday 25th June bop through con - 'lots of the old Installation by a young Leeds Manning once said). Or did 22nd June: Committee meeting, to finalise details of trip to the favourites' - cert footage, in a Artist. he??? 7 pm at Ches's, Dales. See Noticeboard for de- post-punk romp. (Or is it???) tails. LOTHERTON HALL (813259) KING DAVID SPECIAL NOTICE CATH SOC Jim Fox: A Yorkshire Collector of Pottery and Porcelain 20th THE BLUES BROTHERS See this weeks review, (and will Charles Morris Hall has accom- 20th June, regular Cathsoc so- modation available during the June - 23rd November. (Or is it???) Need 'Car-chases, you???) cial 'Bricklayers Arms'. Meet Graduation period, with special music, comedy, etc' I 'Laughs Chaplaincy or in pub. rates far students' families. and car-chases' say more? (And 21st June: Marrick Agape. An CITY MUSEUM Please contact CMH General off, will I???) ecumenical feast of prayer and Until 27th June: Street Mes- ROCKY III & IV extn 7300. food. Meet Woodhouse Moor 2 sages, photographs by Prof Syg- Biceps (but are they???) and pm by Tennis Courts. mant Bauman. 24th June: Annual Trip to Scar- ANNIE HALL meat-heads (and they are!!!) box. (And that's real- GREEN SOC borough. All Welcome, See cha- Complete and utter Woody Allen ...erm UNIVERSITY TEXTILE ly!!!) Mad or what??? (And am Humberside rainbow festival trip plaincy noticeboard for details. masterpiece. (Or is it???) DESIGN STUDIOS I???) meeting in Comm Rm C, Tues- 25th June: Cathsoc v Ang-Meth day 24th June at 7.30; involves rounders match. Meet chaplain- Until 20th June, End of Year Ex- writing a script for the street cy 2 pm. hibition, 9.30 - 5.00 pm. DESPERATELY SEEKING theatre and designing the col- SUSAN lage. MOTOR CLUB JACOB KRAMER, THE PLEASURE Complete and utter Woody Allen Saturday 21st June: Our only VERNON ST SITE masterpiece. Or is it???) And will it be one??? Porno film circuit racing trip - Oulton Park. PHOENIX FAMILY Huge and wonderful exhibition (or is it???) British formula 3, Renault 5, Tur- BOOK FAIR (end of year) 20th, 23rd, 24th bos, Monroe Prod. Saloons, MG 25th. Red hot, cool, beauteous, Sunday 29th June, Filmy park, Metro's etc. LES DIABOLIQUES inspiring, anything you like. Go from 10 am, all day. Sign up on Noticeboard. to it. Clouzot's (or is it???) master- ROOM WITH A VIEW Sunday 22nd: Autotest, 2 pm piece of plot twists and unrelent- Have you or haven't you??? PROG ROCK SOC Mount Preston car park. Cheap ing greed and meanness. Not for entry. 5 pm; Last treasure hunt POLY ART GALLERY, Seen it, or missed it??? Wonder- Last disco of term in the Tartan those of a nervous disposition. of term. Start Mount Preston Car CITY SITE ful (aren't I???) version of the EM Bar. Saturday 21st June at 8 pm. (But then again perhaps it is Forster novel. (But really!!ii. Do Park, and tour Yorkshire Fine Art degree show 30th June - Members 40p, others 80p. and perhaps not???) not miss WO (But have you???) finishing in pub. 3rd July. Page 7 AUS IC GlGST CLASSICAL MUSIC GIGST

EX1-41 ITIONS FILMS mow Competition Time HYDE PARK PICTURE ODEON (436230) HOUSE 1: Friday 20th Thursday 26th Friday 20th June for 7 days, one 1: House. 1.55, 4.05, 6.15, 8.30. show at 7,20, WHITE NIGHTS, 2: Down and Out In Beverly Hills, 25th JUNE * UNIVERSITY UNION Friday 27th June for 7 days, 2 3.10, 5.35, 8.10. shows at 6.30 and 8.30, LEGEND. 3: Jewel of the Nile, 3.00, 5.40, Late nights, all at 11 pm. 8.25. Question: Friday 20th June: TRADING PLACES. ABC (452665) What has Mr. Fiend just had for Saturday 21st June: PLOUGH- 1; King David: Monday - Satur- breakfast? (refer to photo) MANS LUNCH day 2.20, 5.20, 8.20: Sun 3.20, Friday 27th June: STOP MAK- 7.20. Answers to be sent to the Events Sec., P.O. ING SENSE. 2: Rocky 3 and Rocky 4 (double Box 157, Leeds University Union, Leeds Saturday 28th June- THE BLUES bill) Monday • Saturday 1.40, BROTHERS. 3.50, 6.40, 8.50; Sun 5.40, 7.50. LS1 1UH. 3: The Pleasure: Monday - LEEDS PLAYHOUSE (752045) Saturday 3.50, 8.50; Sun 4.00, * Big Prizes * Friday 20th June at 11.15 pm. 8.00. ANNIE HALL. Saturday 21st June. COTTAGE ROAD (751606) THEIR NEW SINGLE!! Friday 20th - 27th JAGGED LEEDS PLAYHOUSE (442111) EDGE, weekdays and Saturdays and 2 Double Tickets!! Friday 20th June at 11.15 pm, 6.00, 8.00, 10.00; Sun 5.20, 7.25. ANNIE HALL. Friday 27th onwards JEWEL OF DON'T MISS IT Saturday 21st June at 11.15 pm THE NILE, weekdays and Satur- DESPERATELY SEEKING days 6.10, 8 00: Sun 5.30, 8.00. SUSAN. Be a Face on Friday, small Sunday 22nd June at' 7.30 pm THE LOUNGE 1751061) There once was a young man called or large Keepfdness - clean and jerk. press ups Pat. Tonight Doubles Bar Tamla &i Northern and pelvic thrust, all in the top of your LES DIABOLIQUES. The lounge say that "for most of Whose influence fell a bit flat Soul, Kinks. Small Faces, Stones The choice. Yours. Physics horror show Sunday 291h June at 7.30 pm June" they hope to have Room When Kay stole his mate Carnabetian Doors are open at 8.00 • • YEAR OF THE DRAGON. With A View (ring for details ab- He got it bald pate pm Frank Horvath is 15 * • • out when it comes off). Week- And now has to wear Bib's hat . • • • days and Saturdays 5.50, 8.15; Flat 17 - remember the washing up, the Cheers Helen, thanks for the ride. it Sun 5.00, 7.20. Viv from flat 14 - the phone Ts 4L11 was almost as good as your latter first • • P cracked ceiling and 'delightful' flat- mate Thanx 4 a brill yr Will miss u all term hairstyle . The SRA/ AWAITSI All Psychedelic ones the Carnaby Club Jan my love, Zombie Flesh eater presents its gift to you next Monday THE GIFT' THE GIFTI Ben Hopkins lost the. ? • • • Karen and Mehr say 'Bye Rye' to all of Pat, does bald = no balls' SP Design Jacob Kramer It's John Tague lost the " these . . d • Te the Boyicel that nas plagued me days • • • CAROLINE LLOYD - knitwear, with het pot noodles. cheesy room and Janet from flat 17 tanciee Michael from foul unwanted nair removal nabits. 11 Norwood whose cooking 1st She- unusual handmade jewellery flat 15 Okaaay To all the LS staff, thanks very much best of luck in la belle France 'cos • • • bat meal? Have a brill holiday, Love. and buttons. Find us at Caroline CIA011 for a fun year - I'll really miss you Love miss you Mead Love, Tne Boy Next Danewl Day Lewis has luvley arms House, 38 The Calls, Leeds 2 • 111 • H. xxx Dbor xxxx • ill d . • • (near Wharf Street). Wed-Fri • • • 10am-6pm, Sat 10am-fpm. Pat. Are you losing your gang as well Paul, Bob. Dave - see you in the second To the men with the 1st - Good WO The following 1st Class Hons degrees as your hair' year? Love H. xxx nave been awarded in 'I'll make the • • • • • • MASSAGE FOR WOMEN re- Tea' to S 'Wibblehead' Derbyshire. J lieves stress, tension, aches, £9,500 Fiddles' Lonergain; B 'Sto headaches, insomnia, premen- ness' Statham NB A 'Westgart' Cart,. strual tension - and makes you will award the degrees, to be held in A Day IN THE LIFE of Nog miN is ct..ILE THE A MAZ /NC, TA LKING 8kOOM the Green Pasture of room 543 MO feel good, £5-£8 per hour. Phone ( A po put-A g, FOLK HERO) Liz on Leeds 785717. ibaail Aided by J 'I'll wash-up' Scanlon and F 'Anti-Bosch' Andrews. 10- A NI • 11 FROGSLEGS CO-OP hand made • S NOB'S DAY IS FULL- OF Woodstock. Isle of view xxx Tim ✓ clothes. Trousers fitted to per- • • ERy t tvl PORTANT sonal requirements. We make DEC.151oN_& up your material. jackets, bow Aunt Pearl Barley isn't dead yeti • . • t9 A Al 1 1-0 VL ties, tops toot LId Pete and Andy want to give their SWAN TYPING - electronic typ- thanks to everyone in Tunisia LoYe and 0 errioochies to Achmed ing. Theses, essays, cvs, any- • • • thing. Quality presentation. Did anyone say "Agadoo" ? Collection/delivery. Phone York • • • 0904 424079, Ralph Pickford - did you get the mes- sage SUNDOWN DISCO phone Chris ; 780253 Monday 23rd Juno Tartan Bar, Carnaby FEDORA BEAT - discos for all Club, Night Tripper Bring your own occasions. Phone Wade 742796, ecTsatygenrc substances . Mick 740643.

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FULHAMfinish it and go home and listen Alien can mean stranger; sex to Barry Manilow. We're dedi- can be male, female or a bit of cated.- both; and fiend, well, we just PHOTO. PATRICK EILBERT Dedicated, certainly. The live seem to get misinterpreted.' "What foul rotting woodwork, "Yeah. it was just four friends act is completely manic, Nik Nik: "I mean in New York we RUFUS MEAKIN what festering mental recess, who wanted to make a tape, and looking like something from 'Re- have a massive gay following." what perverted laboratory of ter- things went on from there," Mrs turn of the Living Dead', backed At this point Mrs Fiend starts ENTERS THE ror could spawn a worm sack of Fiend manages to splutter out up by an extremely powerful talking about their song 'Put My idiots like Alien Sex Fiend?" (Fle- between mouthfuls of Cornish thumping rhythm. 'Ignore the Rocket (Up Uranus)' )(leap, 19831. pasty. Machine" typifies this. their clas- Nik. "Yeah, they changed the TWILIGHT ZONE Was this the truth I asked my- How did your involvement sic that should have been No. 1 name after someone played him self as I made my way to inter- with the Batcave come about? throughout the world. our record." OF ALIEN SEX view them during the recording Mrs Fiend: "The Batcave was Nik: "We've got a lot loouder Mrs Fiend: "It would be good to of their forthcoming LP? really good, you could do what since Johnny left. He went to Art be the first band to play on FIEND AND AI.S are a laugh — the essential you wanted: sit down and have College, and came round to bor- Mars." ingredient of a Fiend being the a chat, have a dance, watch row my Salvador Dali books. He How do you get on with Cher- DISCOVERS ability not to take life too bands or a film." said 'Schools Out' (Yes, Alice ry Red? seriously. Nik reminds us at this point of Cooper!) was better than it had Nik• "They said we could make The band were formed in late the very important fact that you been with him. He got well wired records forever. We don't sell WHAT FUN 1982 ''by accident" and com- could also have a quiet smoke at up," millions, but the people who buy prise Nik Fiend (vocals), Mrs the back. You travel a lot, Spain. Japan- them I'm, sure appreciate them. I LOVING Fiend (synths) and Yaxi Highris- Nik: "Yeah, towards the end it ... Nik . "... Fulham" don't think we're wasting our er (guitar), with a drum machine got a bit like the Rovers Return, a .hoW's the reaction abroad? time." FIENDLETTES taking the place of ex-member bit of a parody, but at the start it Mrs Fiend: "Very good. In Ger- Mrs Fiend: "We don't make Jahnny HaHa, who departed on was really good. We just went in many we get over a 1000 a much money, but we stay alive. THEY REALLY amicable terms last year to go to with a rhythm machine and night.... It's bigger over there We have a wage." art college. Tell us more about knew everybody's minds. We than here. In places like Spain Nik: "If were broke we go to the your formation. spoilt it really for Specimen, 'cos they're mental." record company and say give us ARE we came in and were noisier, Nik: "We'll travel anywhere, but anything, £30, £60, £100 or else louder, ruder and dirtier. We had I always come back 'cos I like my we'll split up and they give it to bollocks behind us." cup of PG Tips. Tea don't taste us after an hours headache. Why so different? the same abroad. Even if you We're like window cleaners in Nik: "Anybody in a band wants took your own water it wouldn't the rock and roll sense, we do a to get and do what they want, taste the same." few windows and just keep and we do, that's why we ha- Nik proceeds to explain how he going." ven't got a major record deal. poured a pot of hot coffee over a Nik starts his review of 'the We're too dodgy." reviewer in Germany because he scene'. Mrs Fiend: "We wanted to do it was winding them up over Alice Nik: "There's so much money without the pressure of a ma- Cooper songs. I quietly edge behind so few things, so so few jor." closer to the door. things are let through to the pub- Nik: "It's good 'cos Cherry Red What about the name? lic. I want to do something of have given us our own label Nik' "A lot of people take it Rolf Harris's — give him a bit of which we're in control of." wrong, normally older people. publicity. Actually, that man What's that called? It's embarrassing 'cos when they made me start painting when I Nik: "Don't know yet, it might be ask the name of the band you was a kid watching him on tel- something like 'Big Cheese Re- can't say 'The Frogs' or 'The ly." cords' we'll change every so Spring Toilets'. We always often anyway. I've misinter- stress the Alien part." You have One last word to sum up Nik? preted a few things out of music, been banned in towns (Oxford "Noise merchants — that's what so basically we have a good bit for example), from playing be- we're here for." of fun, making some good music cause of your name. Are you When will you stop? that's appreciated by a good few surprised by this reaction? "When we're put in a box, and I people — including ourselves. Mrs Fiend: "Someone looked reckon we'll still go on then." Photo: Patrick Elbert Like, it's not just a job, we don't the words up in a dictionary: I can well believe it. 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ROY HARPER (PARTS II, III & IV) IRISH CENTRE ROCKY REPITION The marijuana smoke from the AND THE audience must have wafted its way through the proscenium CLICHES arch because Roy was, in the LUU ENTS HALL words of his song, really stoned. The songs themselves only re- WITH NO NAME ceived desultory versions (with Swathed in dry-ice and epilepsy the exception of 'Me and My inducing strobes, Rocky Woman', 'Torn Tiddler's stormed onto the stage. and im- Ground' and When An Old mediately set the audience a Cricketer Leaves the Crease') but light with a storming intro of Roy's charismatic monologues crashing three chord wonder- between songs were worth the ment. price of admission; insights into 'Chainsaw Brain Damage Here the psyche of a wayward genius, Again' peeled the paint from the often more scatological than walls, vomiting sheer energy Freud himself could ever have into th crazed audience who imagined. For once he didn't took imitation blades to each perform 'I Hate the White Man', others scalp in a blood stained and the set was marred by an dance-macabre of crazed crazi- overlong exercise that seemed ness. Not stopping for breath to go nowhere. Rocky & The Cliches stormed into a crazy number entitled Afterwards he was sitting 'UFO's Between My Eyes', a watching football with people mad unorthodox reworking of from the audience, talking to Holst's 'The Planet Suite', which them like friends Despite his ob- sees Mars rendered into a two- vious musical skills, the thing I minute crazy rockabilly freak- like most about Harper is his out. humanity. It was just that which • Rocky Repltion & the Cliches, Rocky defies any comparison consume them before they changed this from another or labelling. He's like the fall on REGURGITATE YOU. mpeerdieionccree gig to an edifying ex- LSD, the Beatles with machetes, Guru Henderson without the sitar, taking a blunt instrument PHO TO: 7. Wooly's( Tez Burke to the skull of the rock 'n' roll mythology. The new material from the forthcoming 'Hamster Massacre In My Water Bottle' is what Pink Floyd could have been if they'd Pleasant Platitudes chewed razor blades in adolesc- ence. These tunes forced the au- TUXEDOMOON: f-cu)17-, KALIMA: 'N.grr: lime Snaaows It-act :Ay, dience into further orgasma- Tuxedomoon are a strange group of mutant and beyond, so the resulting hotch-potch tised activity, causing them to popsters and Ship of Fools doesn't go a long can only be admired for the brashness of its dance crazily on each others People', a crazy satire on con- temporary musical habits, way to disprove this point. A mini-LP of two kleptomania skulls in a crazy display of mad craziness. which had Rocky pouring petrol very different types of music, on the uric The obsession with darkness, nightime, As the evening wore on Rocky onto his feet, and setting them hand, the kind of stylised synth pop we've 'after hours'. is a coy illusion, a subtle entice- devoured the microphone in a alight, whilst the Cliches ate live come to grow used to - absurd. danceable ment into a more pertinent music that starts shower of teeth, tongues and cats dressed as Madonna, Prince and melodramatic. And on the other, several from the feet upwards Yet despite their sputum. He was a crazy mad- and Fred Boppy. pieces composed of solo piano subsiding obvious fluency and pleasure in actually man, an unrestrainable fang- Rocky Repition and the into an odd jazz concoction with zither and playing their hybrid ethnic music, Kalima thing stomping crazily on the Cliches make no compromises: flugelhorn to complement. seem to be trying a bit too hard to impress, audience during 'Gouging Ser- they vomit on the rotting corpse This bizarre combination only points forcing the pace and lacking the vocal res- pent Tongues' chewing guitarist of rock 'n' roll with their psycho- through to the gradual introduction of the traint perhaps needed. In such a way they Rod Thrusters bass into little goth-bluegrass-punkability, and evaculate their bowels on the solo projects of the individual members tin miss out on the most obvious of cliches: pieces of vibrating noise. The highlight of this tight set putrified corpse of music. Suck particular Steven Brown's music) into the melancholy That sad, blue, melancholy was undoubtedly 'Eat Death on this Squareheads... jazz scheme of things. The encroachment upon sound of wins every time, and only Your Disgusting Worm-Pate Rock Hack the unity of the previous Tuxedomoon occasionally (the 'Coltrane' piece) do they sound finds particular favour, as the parts manipulate this. have always seemed more interesting than Night Time Shadows is smoky and sultry the whole, and 'Ship of Fools' works its way and shouldn't really he taken seriously (de- towards a resolution of this conflict. spite being on Factory). Instead, bask in the Ultimately a pleasant record of dispersion. charicature of a Latin dance refrain and the The debut LP from Kalima is a rather nifty enjoyment of just listening to the Cliche in all disc immersed thoroughly in every jazz-worn its fullness (without having to think which cliche available - from the neurotic drum- one might be in or out this month). ming and tinkly piano to the soul-searching Kalimi live the lie - I only hope they aren't saxaphone solo. And without stopping there, being sincere. their plagiarism extends to Latin America A. Hulme STATE ART incredible String The new offering from the Cassandra Complex is soon PHOTO: T. Woolgal to be unleashed sometime in July. A 12 inch single with three tracks: Datakill, Wintry STEELTOVVN Magician Weather Song and Three Cities dealing with the state of the art/art of the state in ROBIN WILLIAMSON further delved into the history of Africa (or so I'm told). The SINGERS IRISH CENTRE Scotland, Ireland and Wales and Cassandra's first Concept RED GUITARS: WAREHOUSE woven a rich tapestry where single, mixes danceability kings, dwarfs, magicians and Its World Cup time again, Morocco are down to play Eng- Like a sorcerer, Robin William- ordinary folk like our own ances- and moody atmosphere - land, and the Red Guitars face a difficult away tie here in son came down from Scotland tors live in eternal enchanted need I say more? Leeds. with his magical equipment in- harmony. And the first quarter of an hour is an uphill struggle for the cluding Northumbrian pipes, Ir- ish harp, and ten string man- Reds as they struggle to defend their goalmouth against the Some of the old songs from clumsy new tunes that control the midfield of the album. But dolin) and held his audience albums such as 'The Hangman's spellbound with tales rich in his- Beautiful Daughter' were per- through enthusiastic teamwork they clear their lines and start tory, mystery and imagination. formed, but the jewel that to touter-attack with a lovely one-two called 'Marimba Jive'. shone above others tonight was in which centre-forward Rob Holmes receives a great cross Robin is the only singer who a Ewan McColl song about gyp- from the ghost of former star player and captain Jeremy Kid could possibly get away with sies from 25 years ago. Those and blasts it through the opposition into the back of the net. 15-minute long stories about words have so much signifi- Ninety minutes and three periods of extra time, sorry - ancient Irish kings that ate too cance after the disgraceful be- encores, and the Reds had won. This band are like Morocco, much, simply because he is the haviour of the Hampshire Police severely under-rated, skilful, a hint of African artistry, and only singer that explores this towards the Peace Convoy. field. Since he left the legendary good enough to qualify in top position. Incredible String Band he has Ceridwen FyrIpet,.s.rtappedon years past Paddy, Crerand. ..... SONIC BOOM AT THE POLY'S "GREAT NUCLEAR DEBATE"

The two sides to the nuclear output, three per cent, that nuc- alternative technology, especial- debate. Greenpeace and the lear energy provides in this ly hydro electric power, but that CEGB, met face to face at the country. commitment and investment has never been forthcoming so Polytechnic on Thursday 5th. Funds for alternative energy the projects have slopped and come from the Atomic Energy gone to other countries, like Nor- Thee Great Nuclear Debate' Board Association in Harwell opened with George Prichard, said George, so in effect one is way, who are very pleased with number one energy spokesper- forced to beg funds from one's British technology and en- son for Greenpeace, putting for- competititors. gineers, producing safe, renew- ward facts about nuclear reac- able energy for their country. tors, investment in alternative George claimed that Britain Mike Childs, from the CEGB, energy and the relatively small has led the way in many areas of put forward an articulate argu- ment, though using rather ab- stact concepts, such as the para- llel between the number of peo- ple killed a year in road acci- dents 88,000), compared to nuc- lear energy which has an ex- tremely low fatality record in comparison. He claimed that consumers would have to accept changes in energy usage and PHOTO: T. Woolgar output if we had a non-nuclear CEGB. All the people of Great Britain have to do to get rid of nuclear power, is to vote Labour Mike Childs aornitieu that ihe of Alliance according to Mike. He single most insoluble and un- stressed, somewhat apologeti- answerable headache for the cally the point that we've got nuclear industry was the ques- nuclear power stations whether tion of nuclear waste disposal. we like it or not, and that if we He declared that "every effort" are going to get rid of them then GREEN- was being made to find an PEACE answer to this problem, in the the whole operation must be SPEAKER properly engineered in the same GEORGE PR(TCHARD meantime, all of the lethal, high. way as it was introduced. ly radioactive waste from the spent rods that create the atomic At question time the issue of bombardment which produces nuclear waste was raised. Mike language. tt seems that a mod• the energy is being stored in 19 Childs was lost for words when ern day Stonehenge design tanks at Sellafield. George Pritchard produced an would be set up to denote a George Pritchard left us with incredible American report, ihat waste disposal site with ex- the chilling fact that a single con- ventional bomb or an accident has been accepted by the Ato- tremely ambigious pictures of mic Energy Assocation, which people lying down with nasty affecting any one of these tanks 'warns" future generations of the spider-like things in their sto- could release enough radiation areas where high level nuclear machs to denote the person. 10 kilt all life in Europe. Adrian Thorric. Nigel tin ift. CECB waste has been dumped, bear- How this will deter people from 5PEAKER ing in mind that in 5.000 years living there, only the CEGB peo- (Nlam hunks to all ihose Hilo hie • 44;k:7 1T/4/LOS time they might not speak our ple know . helped with the Poh, Green soo,

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Leeds (0532) 666690 Page 11 LETTERS Dear Editor, Dear Editor, So, Chris Tidey thinks that gays feel 'threatened' and 'w orried' about I was must interested to read air the anti-gay graffiti and posters around the Poly. I'm amazed he knows your article 'No Platform. No how gays fed because he hasn't listened to any thing we have had to say Answer? in the last edition of before. Leeds Student, Your obsession While many people were in London on the Fowler demo. the National with -non-sexist' language Front (sorry. the Antl-W miler League) frantically leapt around the Poly leads you to describe Mr John sticking up posters and running away before anyone could see them escept for one little man who was identified and reported to the Bercow. variously as 'chair' and Poly exec. 'chairperson' of the PCS. The president and women's officer pressed repeatedly fur action to be Make up your mind please. taken. Chris 'Fide). promised to go to the bar every lunchtime and confront does your enthusiasm for non- this person. Yes, he saw the guy in question hut he said nothing, obviously sexist language extend to the hoping that it would all Nom over. point where. when you go to a Meanwhile, down at the Doubles Bar at the University a few days later. football match you shout for Dear Editor, Dear Editor, at a gay sot- disco, two 'men' claiming to he from the NV started to push 'Person' United, and on an people around and threatening them. They were eventually removed from Whilst holding a fancy-dress I u as concerned to read in your last anti-apartheid march you de- issue that Campus Crusade has had the Union. One of these thugs was recognised in the Poly Union bar by a party for my dear friendies. mand the release of Nelson Per- was subjected to a most horrific its Union erant deferred until it student who had been abused the previous night by him. He was reported . sondela? personal attack. gives the Union a 'satisfactory' ex- to Chris Fidel by the Women's ()Meer who claimed that the thug was 'all right, harmless!, Your article is clearly at There was I merrily porridg- planation of its policy concerning the membership of practising Well, Mr Tidey, I'm sure that if someone approached you in a disco, variance with your commitment ing my way around. bubbling homosexuals. thumped you in the chest and called you a 'queer' you wouldn't think he to report news in an impartial glutinously in time to the music Although I do not belong to was 'harmless'. manner. You fail for instance to (tor I had come as howl of CCC. I am a practising Christian. It's happening again. the posters are going up and the graffiti remains say that any person making a porridge - my Ronco treacle and it seems to me that there exists and Mr Tidey and many others sit on their backsides saying that it gives the speech inciting racial hatred can Poly a 'had name'. pudding outfit was unfortunate- an insurmountable obstacle be- he prosecuted under the Race We don't want smug replies from the F.xec. we DEMAND action before ly at the laundrette) when a tween policies. and the be- Relations Act. that University liefs of a fUlidalllinlialiNt Christian someone is seriously hurt. group of beehi. e mechanics authorities are under a statu- started to spoon away my cos- group. lours, 'The Bible states unambiguously tory obligation to prevent acts tume and myself it a terrifying Ruth Barton ( 1 Corinthians It vs 0-10) that which incite racial hatred. if pace. homosexuals will have no share in that homosexual Christians can that spoken by Jesus. racists use violence on campus Dismayed to yy itness my the Kingdom of Cold. lost ('hrist- overcome their sex drive through a This letter is not written simply the legal remedies are all to minor limbs disappear into the ians interpret the Bible with a mod- strong faith in God. on behalf of CCC's beliefs. If we well known. chomping jaws of a honey ern slant. but uncquisocal state- This is perhaps the hardest con- hope to he muiti-ethnic and multi- The notion that a person cultural, there has to he some lee- harvester. I chinked them one MentS such as tits are not open to cept set non-Christian critics of should he 'protected' from the way between the groups compris- With a handy nearby goldfish. reinterpretation. CCC to grasp. if a Christian found ing Our society - can we condemn expression of views which sending a shower of gills and Ne‘ertheless. the general atti- that he or she could not live with- tude today is nut one of discrimina- out .ractising homosexuality. they or penalise any truly religious might he offensiy e is absurd scales over the gathered re- ■ tion. indeed the Christian message would have to reassess the depth of group for upholding its laws? and insulting. It ct er thing scllels is one of lose and understanding It their faith - as would any Christian Yours. which might he offenske is han- I V1 as subsequently forced accePted- boss orel for Jew / who broke Moses' law. or M Harrison ned. would the only legitimate into a nearb\ custard extractor. speeches be verbatim readings where my oats chewed. Illy Dear Editor, Anyone who wants to get involved should from telephone directories? A bubbly bits re-gari uated. and Next term sees the establishment of a new contact Kill Nairn in the Exec office. no platform idea neither gets my drippy. delightful gurgles union society - The Fishnet Balloon. We are In preparation for performances during Intro rid of racist ideas nor prevents banished toreYet into the setting it up to fill a vacuum which exists con- week, we are holding auditions on Wednesday their expression off the campus. wilderness. cerning women's ethnic and cultural theatre. 25th June at I pm in the ()SA Lounge. Those In view of the above when Therefore I !last: LIMS11111C‘I We aim to run workshops, to invite touring interested in any aspect of the society please you say 'supporters of No Mat- se. Lir al On edge blancmanges. form must learn to state their companies and speakers. We also hope to stage attend the meeting. and will WON-Ile Vengeance on own case more lucidly' - may I productions and to lake these into the community We hope to see you there and thank you in BuinhIc look-o -lik,27. Lac!). at large. There will he ample opportunity for anticipation of your support. reply 'what case"? where . those interested in being involY ed in acting, Saeeda khnum Yours pinkly. directing. technical organisation and committee Germaine Varney Yours faithfully. Mgernon work. see posters lOr further details' Robert Winfield

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Rules Five-a-Side Cricket contested local derby, IiP11IP(1-b Tournament here in Leeds. and EPD(E) seem likely to be ram- This event, the first of its kind to pant. indeed, it is inconceivable !STUPID Ise held in the country is being that one of these teams won't staged this year at Hyde Park be- win . . . however, the little-known tween the 19th and 214th of June. outsiders SCUM and LUST may Although final figures are now yet mount a late challenge and at 11-1 known it is believed that as many as and 13-2 respectively are well six teams may have entered the worth a fiver both ways. competition. Spectators are welcome. there is Lord Datzell of Gutterhy Gate. no admission fee, although a col- 'ELLO JOH Moderator of the Tournament lection will he made for the com- In an exclusive interview with dashing Watts said, "It's a Committee. approached on the mittee benefit. Leeds Student. new LUUFC laugh. innit John?" subject was heard to mutter into his captain. John Watts. denied heard. "I laving had the opportim- categorically the suggestion that players representing Leeds CRICKET University next season w ll have to talk with a Cockney accent. Watts arid vice-co pi a in, ROUND UP Paul (Queenie) Quinn. are both Londoners but the hand- some and garrulous Warts laughed off any suggestion of bias. "Ha ha.- he said to our reporter. "We darn't give a 1' where ya cam from.' This sea- son's star player, Paul Rooney. has been quoted as saying "I'm a Geordie, and I canna getta a boll offa Quinnie, even in trainin' .- Quinn was unavail- able for comment due to a prior • (],:,n: (!),' ;lull( On barber's appointment but the ROBSON CALLS TRINITY Following the poor perform- of this club team and at the ance of the England team in so same time to capitalise on the many of their World Cup games considerable team spirit in evi- Bobby Robson has called on dence there. I can't see how this the 'Trinity and All Saints team move can fail." • A happy Hacky-sackeri PHOTO . T Woolgar to join his squad immediately. In the biggest shake up the national side has seen in years Paul Bate will he replacing Bryan Robson as team captain. LEEDS STUDENT Football authorities throughout CROQUET the country are hailing the move as welcome but long The Leeds University Croquet Leeds went on to meet Oxford PHOTO WINNER Club, recently reformed after in the semis having narrowly overdue. Speaking to Leeds Student they were disbanded for rowib, triumphed over Bristol in the the England manager said. behaviour during last year's quarter-finals. "Having won the Endslcigh I'M . Championships have en- Unfortunately over- Five-a-Side Competition at the ed a highly successful sea- indulgence the night before put first attempt and the Nike lii an end to their progress at this Shield three limes in the last After beating Nottingham stage- Team captain Lionel lour years Trinity must rank a, and Sheffield convincingly in Rhodes said. 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