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www.insidevandy.com WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 2008 THE VOICE OF VANDERBILT SINCE 1888 120TH YEAR, NO. 50

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COMMODORE QUAKE TICKETS ON SALE THIS FRIDAY New rst-year meal plan What: Ticket sale for Commodore Quake 2009 featuring Lil’ Wayne, Lupe Fiasco and Free Sol Where: Sarratt Box O ce and confuses students all Ticketmaster locations When: 10 a.m. by ETHEL MICKEY How much: $20 for Vanderbilt News Contributor students with ID $40 for Vanderbilt Much has been said over the alumni and general past few years about creating public and preparing the Commons experience, and Vanderbilt Note: Vanderbilt students will only Dining has worked hard to be able to purchase one ticket at the make this talk a reality with its student price. Only students will be new freshman meal plan. allowed to sit in the  oor section. e new plan, which includes up to four meals a day and $200 of meal money per semester, was designed to work in tandem LEADERSHIP with the Commons. Director of Dining Camp Howard calls VSG RESULTS the plan “ exible” and “user- Towers Area friendly.” Special events such Representatives: as house dinners and cookouts, Joshua M. Sirchio which will occur later this year, Veronica Hawkins are also included in the plan and Matthew Snyder are unique to the Commons. Josh Levine Last year the freshman meal Highland Area plan consisted of $150 of meal Representatives: money per semester and only Chip Witherspoon 19 meals a week with a three- Evan Kaiser dollar rollover for missed meals. Elisa Boody Now that the current plan o ers more meals, rollover has been Kissam Area discontinued. While  rst-year Representatives: student Kristen McCabe thinks CHRIS PHARE / The Vanderbilt Hustler Andrew Morse the new plan o ers “a lot of First-year student Mallette Asmuth purchases a meal from cashier Alisha Sharp at The Food Gallery in the Commons Center on Sept. 8. Brent Curry good choices,” when it comes Branscomb Area to both the variety and timing worth. Howard calls the each of those meals.” by the preparation of plan and out the kinks of the plan. ey Representatives: of the meals, she feels rollover fourth meal a “huge bene t” Howard, who was at  rst assumed its details would be modi ed their website, http:// Tyler Boyd would be a bonus. considering the overall cost of confused by the mad rush for clear. www.vanderbilt.edu/dining, Alexa Papaila “If I don’t get a meal, I the plan. the fourth meal at midnight, “ e functionality of the plan which now includes detailed feel bad. It’s like I’m wasting “ e way that (the  rst-year realizes much of the blame for is really good, but we weren’t overviews of each of the meal Alumni Area money,” said McCabe. meal plan) is priced is that we this misconception falls on out in front explaining how it plans. ere will also be an Representatives: A common misconception are giving students the ability Dining and himself. He wished works,” Howard said. informational booth in the Sira Ndam about the plan, however, is to use one meal during a meal a better explanation was given With this in mind, Dining Commons Center ursday, Jonathan Kitchell that students must eat all of the period,” said Howard. “It’s not to freshmen during orientation has been working tirelessly the Sept. 11, to answer any O Campus/Greek 28 meals to get their money’s priced for you to actually take week, but they were consumed past couple of weeks to work questions about the plan. ■ Representative: Kyle Larson House Presidents: GREEK SCENE Towers I House President: Andrew Payne Towers II House President: NPHC Week: Fostering unity within the Alex Kurtz Towers III House President: Adam Norris Greek population at Vanderbilt Towers IV House President: Tracy Okoli by LINDSAY ABRAMS and member of Delta Sigma eta May eld House President: News Contributor sorority, discussed the range of events Deanna Joe happening throughout the week from a Cole House President: The seven historically black carnival to a shadow day for elementary Faydra Buford fraternities and sororities that make up school students, saying they would McTyiere House President: the National Pan-Hellenic Council at all primarily be inspirational and Bryan Cawthon Vanderbilt are hosting a week of events community-oriented. to celebrate community and promote Another highlight of NPHC Week Vanderbilt House President: active service. is the highly acclaimed influential Kevin Bolton “Being that we are such a small council, speaker, Steve Birdine, a member of Iota Lupton House President: it gives us a chance to give ourselves Phi Theta fraternity who many current TBA - technical issue exposure to the campus and introduce members heard speak in Chicago Scales House President: who we are and what we are about,” said at the National Black Greek Leaders Lauren Wagner Charles Stanley Jr., senior and member conference. Vaughn House President: of Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity. “He inspires and motivates you to Jennifer Reed Whitney Hubbard, senior and be the very best person that you can be Currey House President: president of Zeta Phi Beta, also stressed and to not make exceptions in your life Cameron Hill the importance of having NPHC Week for unexceptional things. Whenever you Reinke House President: and said it “fosters unity and makes us want something done, (he suggests) for Emily Degerberg really focus on doing events together you to act and be a rmative,” Hubbard rather than just working with our own said. Lewis House President: respective organizations.” Birdine’s speech, titled “A rmation in Melodee Toles Since organizations within the NPHC Action,” will take place on ursday at Dyer House President: vary in size, it is important for them to be 7:00 p.m. in the Student Life Center and Mariah Deans able to work on events together. “(It’s a is open to the public free of charge. Tolman House President: great) opportunity for everyone to come “He is so dynamic and will leave you Vernon Pearson together and collaborate to organize wanting to do better, wanting to be better BRETT KAMINSKY / The Vanderbilt Hustler events that everybody can be apart of.” and it is just excellent,” Hubbard said. ■ Steven Townsend checks out the Phi Beta Sigma display at the NPHC Fair on Sept. 8. Aldenise Ewing, NPHC vice president

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RIVERSIDE, Ohio (AP)—Barack Obama said President Bush isn’t acting Opportunity quickly or forcefully enough to get more U.S. forces into Afghanistan Submitted by marielled on 09-08-08, 10:12 pm and out of Iraq. Bush “is tinkering around the edges and kicking the can down the International Student Volunteers (ISV) is looking for students from road to the next president” with his decision Tuesday to bring home Vanderbilt University to travel overseas this summer on its exciting volunteer HIGH 83, LOW 68 only 8,000 combat and support troops from Iraq by February, said and adventure programs. Partly cloudy Obama, who hopes to be that next president. Selected participants will have the opportunity to travel with a group of Bush said a Marine battalion scheduled to be sent to Iraq in students from all over the world (18 years and over) on volunteer projects THURSDAY November will instead be deployed to Afghanistan, followed by an and adventure tours to either Australia, New Zealand, Costa Rica, Ecuador, Army combat brigade early next year. In all, that would add 4,500 to the Dominican Republic, Thailand, Eastern Europe and The 4,700 combat troops in Afghanistan. standard program lasts for one month but some students elect to travel from Less than two hours later, Obama went before reporters during a two weeks up to three months. campaign stop in this Midwestern battleground to respond. “His plan comes up short — it is not enough troops, not enough For more blog entries, go to InsideVandy.com resources, with not enough urgency,” Obama said. “The next president will inherit a status quo that is still unstable.” HIGH 81, LOW 70 Isolated t-storms No questions, please; Palin will stick to her script until late this week SNAPSHOT STAFF LEBANON, Ohio (AP)—John McCain took a risk in picking little- Editor Michael Warren known Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as a running mate, but now the [email protected] campaign’s playing it safer. She’s sticking to a greatest hits version A ‘HOLE’ NEW HIGHLAND QUAD Day Managers Kelly Swope of her convention speech on the campaign trail and steering clear [email protected] of questions until she’s comfortable enough for a hand-picked Eve Attermann interviewer later this week. [email protected] More than 40 million people tuned in last week to listen to the Janelle Stokes [email protected] speech from Palin, the 44-year-old fi rst-term governor whom McCain Opinion Editor Thomas Shattuck announced as his surprise vice presidential pick just days before. [email protected] Since then, that basic script is all anyone has heard from her publicly, Senior Copy Editor Hannah Twillman [email protected] and her only interaction with the media was a brief conversation with Academics Specialist Judy Wang a small group of reporters on her plane Monday — off the record at [email protected] her handlers’ insistence. Administration Specialist Eve Attermann Associated Press reporters were not on the plane, but an aide told [email protected] the journalists on board that all Palin fl ights would be off the record Campus Living Specialist Norah Scanlan [email protected] unless the media were told otherwise. At least one reporter objected. Leadership Specialist Lily Chen Two people on the fl ight said the Palins greeted the media and they [email protected] chatted about who had been to Alaska, but little else was said. Greek Scene Specialist Janelle Stokes [email protected] Science and Medicine Specialist Allie Morris [email protected] Sports Specialist David Rutz Armstrong coming out of retirement [email protected] Election Project Director Katherine Miller for eighth Tour de France [email protected] Commons Project Director Kelly Swope AUSTIN, Texas (AP)—Lance Armstrong is getting back on his bike, [email protected] determined to win an eighth Tour de France. Art Director Matt Radford [email protected] Armstrong’s return from cancer to win the Tour a record seven NIKKY OKORO / The Vanderbilt Hustler Versus Editor Darcy Newell consecutive times made him a hero to cancer patients worldwide Construction for the new parking garage at Highland Quad, September 8, 2008. [email protected] and elevated cycling to an unprecedented level in America. The 36-year-old Armstrong told Vanity Fair in an exclusive interview posted on its Web site Tuesday that he was inspired to SERVICE GUIDE return after fi nishing second last month in the Leadville 100, a lung- The Vanderbilt Hustler (ISSN searing 100-mile mountain bike race through the Colorado Rockies. 0042-2517), the student newspa- “This kind of obscure bike race, totally kick-started my engine,” per of Vanderbilt University, is pub- lished every Monday, Wednesday he told the magazine. “I’m going to try and win an eighth Tour de and Friday during the academic France.” year except for during exam peri- The sport and particularly the Tour have missed his star power, ods and vacations. The paper is not even though he has been a controversial fi gure at times. printed during summer break. The Vanderbilt Hustler allocates The 2009 Tour “is the intention,” Armstrong’s spokesman Mark one issue of the newspaper to each Higgins told The Associated Press, “but we’ve got some homework student and is available at various RYBODY’S to do over there.” EVE points on campus for free. Addi- Tour director Christophe Prudhomme did not return messages tional copies are $.50 each. The Vanderbilt Hustler is a divi- seeking comment on Armstrong’s decision. His staff said he would sion of Vanderbilt Student Com- not comment before Wednesday morning, if at all. munications, Inc. Copyright © 2008 DOING IT! Vanderbilt Student Communica- tions. LOCATION Lieberman skipping Democratic policy The Hustler offi ces are in 130 Sarratt Student Center on the Vanderbilt lunches after McCain endorsement University Campus. 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Gunter refused to give the boyfriend’s name because he was not charged. www.insidevandy.com The Vanderbilt Hustler Wednesday, September 10, 2008 3 LEADERSHIP Language Partners program helps international TAs adjust COOLEST THING IN FITNESS! by LILY CHEN According to Jang, the center uses Inner really rewarding process because we are Leadership Specialist VU to send out job postings to recruit able to see their progress.” students to be language partners. en, First-year student Cole Garrett is one of A program at Vanderbilt’s English undergraduate students are paired o the undergraduates participating in this Language Center is recruiting the e orts of with ITAs. ey then meet weekly and program. undergraduates to help international TAs engage in social and academic activities to “I always wanted to tutor and I thought adjust to American culture. help improve the ITA’s speaking skills and it would be good to have some cultural “ e broader goal of the Language knowledge of American college life. exchange,” said Garrett. “I can tell that Partners Program is to help ITAs blend “Where we can only help the ITAs in the two ITAs that I’ll be working with are into Vanderbilt’s academic community,” the classroom, LPs can help ITAs get on di erent levels but I think it will be fun said Language Partners Coordinator Bosun assimilated to American culture so that to expose them to di erent things in our Jang. “ is way they can contribute to their ultimately they are prepared to teach in a culture.” 2214 Elliston Place (1 Block from Campus) 615.321.8828 discipline without having to worry about Vanderbilt classroom,” Cracraft said. Sophomore Jenny Qi, who participated the language barrier.” Cracraft’s primary role in the classroom in the program last year, believes that this www.HotYogaNashville.com Most ITA’s come to Vanderbilt to pursue is coming up with assignments for LPs year will be more successful. a PhD, and in order to do so they are and ITAs to work on as well as keeping “ e teachers are more involved and required to participate in research, to teach track and making sure things are going everyone’s really enthusiastic. I had a lot of a course, to hold o ce hours or some other well. Assignments are usually focused on fun with the program last year just showing academic activity. If they are required to pronunciation, improving  uency and my ITA around campus and learning about teach a course, at the end of the year they practicing presentations. di erences in culture,” said Qi. “ is year I must do a 15-minute presentation where “I teach two sections of pronunciation have two ITAs and I’m looking forward to their language e ciency level is judged. and one section of academic speaking,” working with them. “Not only do ITAs face a language barrier, Cracraft said. “Teaching is challenging e English Language Center and the but they also face cultural barriers and but a lot of fun because the ITAs are pretty Language Partners Program is sponsored that’s where LPs come into play,” said ITA motivated and they have such a high level through Vanderbilt International O ce. ■ Coordinator Jim Cracraft. of knowledge about their  eld. It’s also a Don’t be surprised SCIENCE & MEDICINE if you turn a few heads. New MRI technology relocates Institute of Imaging Science

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KC_HighDive_CollAd_3.25x7.indd 1 8/25/08 11:04:18 AM 4 Wednesday, September 10, 2008 The Vanderbilt Hustler www.insidevandy.com OPINION Why do EDITORIAL We need fraternities VSG election does not count  is school year’s  rst installment of what What sort of resolutions has the House voted Obama should prove to be a long string of meaningless on in the past? Last year, the House voted on go on Vanderbilt Student Government elections hit resolutions on everything from ending the highly most undergraduate students unknowingly on unsuccessful Dorewalks program to approving the SOO RYUM YANG Tuesday. $100,000 budget. Since that budget is funded by Columnist probation?  e election of the VSG House of Commons student fees, the sorts of issues that pass through house vice-presidents and secretaries, and this body are of high importance to students at upperclassman area representatives and hall Vanderbilt. We get it, Sarah Palin. You like to eat the presidents seemed to come from nowhere. After Or are they? Voting for VSG representatives is moose you wrestled with your bare hands. You JUSTIN POYTHRESS the undergraduate community received an not a high priority for students, perhaps because have a lifetime NRA membership that won’t Columnist e-mail from VSG President Joseph Williams, most most students don’t see a need to vote for an expire until the Second Amendment is nulli ed. students probably did what is normally done in inconsequential organization.  ere’s no sense You have been an active mayor of Wasilla, the these situations: toss the e-mail in the trash can. of urgency among the student body about voting, capital of small town America, and you served After these  rst couple weeks of wild, aimless, Granted, the new freshmen voted at 54 percent, and based on the e orts (or lack thereof) to as a governor for a state with population of drunken debauchery, freshmen are now but the apathy is apparent in the upperclassmen promote this election, there seems to be no sense metro Nashville. You refuse to be politically beginning to  gure out which house is owned trends, where 27 percent of sophomores, 21 of urgency among VSG either. correct about evolution or global warming. by which Greek organization, and so should percent of juniors and 18 percent of seniors voted.  e campaign season was brief, stretching You have children, nephews and neighbors, now be aware that the large building with a  e percentages for national elections are worse, from Friday afternoon to Tuesday’s election, and even maybe distant friends who will enlist steeple usually does not host large keg parties but there’s a clear indication here that voter when candidates were permitted to campaign. in the military. (USA! USA! USA!) (I’m steering clear of the cheap communion turnout is getting worse each year. Additional publicizing of the election was done Without a doubt, she is a good ole’ bluish- jokes).  is is also about the time fraternities  ose who did follow through with their via the perfunctory e-mail sent out by Williams. collar, working-class, American patriot and she start going on probation, many already having democratic duty joined a minority of students who Did VSG want students to vote in this election? should be proud of her humble, small-town su ered disciplinary action of some sort.  nd it necessary to vote for their representative. Either the sparse participation indicates that narrative. However, there is no need to accuse  ere is really one sure re way this happens.  ese elected o cials are supposed to represent students do not believe voting is worth their Barack Obama of elitism in order to appear as Next time you hear of a house put on probation, based on the partially arbitrary student distribution time, or VSG did not publicize this assumedly the more gun-loving, God-loving candidate. this is how it occurred: emergency room visits. in residence halls. important election enough. Either way, VSG is not Yet, ever since his “religions and guns” faux  ey all start out innocently enough, with two  e duties of House members, as outlined in meeting the organization’s objective to “empower pas, Palin and the rest of the Republican freshmen who never drank in high school Section III of Article VI of the VSG Constitution, the undergraduate student body.” spin machine have been tirelessly polishing challenging each other to see who can  nish are to “represent the interests of the student Rather than present themselves as a Obama’s image as the disengaged, anti- their handle of Smirno Lime  rst. Following body,” and to “voice student concerns regarding representative organization with a need to have American socialite. this, the two celebrate their achievement by residence life,” (not exactly the most quanti able sham elections, perhaps VSG should streamline Calling Obama an elitist is like calling George shotgunning some Natty Light. At this point, of duties). Most important, however, is the duty the process by allowing a smaller group of elected W. Bush your ordinary, average-Joe from the lucky one spends the remainder of the that the House must “vote on all resolutions” o cials appoint their sta . Disinterested students Texas. Both could not be farther from the truth. night consulting the nearest toilet bowl while presented to it. would probably not know the di erence. Most know about Obama’s underprivileged hallmates alternately try to encourage the upbringing, how his struggling family had to victim with water or Sharpie him with lewd resort to food stamps to endure rising food drawings.  is still leaves our other heroic costs, how his single mother would tutor him partier, who is now o to a wild night on the at four in the morning so he could compete frats, most likely wandering by himself for half A Quake ticket fi asco with more privileged students, how he, against an hour before arriving at another party. all statistical probability, received a merit  e freshman is then distractedly served a To the Editor: would place it at such a time. scholarship to attend a top-notch private Solo cup of beer by a frat brother who is eager I do recognize there is no time that will work for school. After graduating from Columbia, he to return to impressing that giggly and slightly I don’t fancy myself a complainer, I really all students.  ere are too many clubs, jobs and placed country above himself by working as a awkward-looking group of freshmen girls. don’t. However, a certain repeated action by the personal commitments in all of our lives. Also, community organizer in the Chicago’s South From this stage, it is merely a question of when Vanderbilt Programming Board, as well as by the the argument could be made that the tickets go Side to  x an impoverished neighborhood and where the collapse occurs. What is not Music Group, has befuddled me a bit. on sale at 10 a.m., and people will be out and on for an annual salary of $13,000. Unlike what unknown is the admirably prompt response of Let me begin by saying I am a huge Lupe Fiasco their way to class; however, as many people may Palin recently claimed about how community Vanderbilt sta and rent-a-cops and the line fan. Huge. Really. And when it was announced he recall from last year’s ticket line, the promise of a service has no true responsibilities, Obama of questioning beamed at the half-conscious would be opening for Lil’ Wayne (who I was already certain starting time by no means indicates when had to make sure the government provided freshmen who then reveals that he has been quite excited to see) it pretty much settled what I the tickets will actually make it into the hands of low-income residents with asbestos-free public drinking at said fraternity. After a night in the would be doing on Oct. 23: getting to Memorial the people in line. housing. He also worked to unionize a group of emergency room and a number of awkward early so that I could catch, back-to-back, a pair of Maybe I am just too cynical about the whole workers whose careers have been lost after local conversations with their parents, who must the best lyricists alive. What I didn’t think was that thing, and maybe my not wanting to miss a class is steel plants were closed. He was involved in the pay the bill, the freshman returns to the same I would also be setting aside another time: this not a common feeling among my fellow students. day-to-day tasks of organizing demonstrations fraternity next week only to  nd to his shock and coming Friday morning to wait for tickets. Even so, it seems more than counterintuitive for and rallies, holding conferences in local dismay that the organization is on probation! Now I am not above waiting for tickets to see an an entity of the university not only to endorse, but churches and schools, recruiting more workers Incidentally, this coincides with an artist I particularly enjoy; in fact, I think it’s quite to promote (“Ticket Sale Event”) missing class, the and volunteers, planning for future initiatives incredulous level of arbitrary and unwise school fun. Waiting in line with a group of equally excited very reason we pay to come here. and existing projects, etc. If those are not real policy. No matter how many hours VUceptees strangers for something (be it concert tickets or an I am sure it is too late for this year’s plans to be responsibilities, then I want to know what they spend hearing about school policy or alcohol iPhone) is an experience all people should enjoy. changed, but maybe in upcoming years, members are. statistics and being bullied into signing pledges, Rather, my question is this: If the intended of VBP will remember that we all did not come to Yes, in Obama’s narrative, you don’t hear freshmen are still going to drink. It’s what they market for these seats is comprised of students, Vanderbilt so we would have to choose between stories of Vietnam War camps or the Alaskan do. It’s like trying to stop Oprah from being why would they go on sale during a time most an getting an education and having a good time. I wilderness, but those of Indonesia and a pretentious, self-appointed, global savior students have class? Now I am sure there are think we should keep it that way. Hawaii. You hear about his ascent through who spouts a meaningless stream of political a million reasons VPB could give as to why hard work and personality, his search for self- correctness. (Ticketmaster restrictions, when they could get Michael Accavitti identity and belonging in a changing world, I don’t blame the Vanderbilt welcoming the sta ); however, it still is beyond me why they Arts and Science, junior his experience working for those in the South crew for warning freshmen to be safe, Side, and his sick mother with inadequate exercise discretion and understand the rules healthcare. It is true he attended Harvard Law and individual responsibility. I do blame School, that he taught constitutional law at them for trying to extend their “support” of the University of Chicago and that celebrities the underclassmen by bringing down the An end to tailgating as well as Europeans love him for his new hammer on the fraternities drunken and vision for America. But, why should we frown incoherent freshmen happen to stumble into. To the Editor: comprises Greek Row is the only place where upon that and call him elitist for having those It is not the fault of the fraternity that these tailgating can now take place. Essentially, the admirable assets and experiences? We want foolish young students have no self-control or Remember the celebrated music and football- school’s own students have to cut back on pre- a president who is highly educated, who truly discretion. On top of that, if you’ve ever been  lled days of tailgating in the  elds and parking lots game activities that support our Dores. Doesn’t understands our Constitution and who can to a fraternity party, you know that there is no right next to the football stadium? On a Saturday something seem wrong here? On Sept. 4, as I build a working coalition at home and abroad. possible way to intake enough alcohol solely fall afternoon, Commodore students, fans and drove down Blakemore, I thought I was at the But in these di cult times, we also need a at one location to warrant a hospital visit. It alumni would share in this longstanding tradition University of South Carolina. USC tailgaters lined president who has struggled with student loans is usually a compilation of an early start and and show their support for the black and gold. the streets that were previously dominated by and healthcare. We need someone who fought party hopping. In conclusion, my advice is as Long before the football players stepped foot on to Vandy fanatics. Vanderbilt students could be seen in the frontlines for the jobless and homeless. follows: If you are ever intensively questioned, Dudley Field, the festivities of game day would be sporadically scattered across campus.  e black We need a leader who values faith of inclusion rely on your memory loss, or at least claim you in full force. Vanderbilt students would pack the and gold camaraderie was not in full force as in and peace, and who loves his family at home received all alcohol from Habitat for Humanity various lots behind the stadium waiting for kick previous years. Why fun and school spirit and the larger family that is America. We need or the BCM. o . As the opposing team supporters drove by, we just to get rid of open drinking, only to have it Obama. We need Barry. showed them that Vanderbilt’s school spirit can relocated to areas farther away from the stadium? — Justin Poythress is a senior in Peabody and does shadow larger Southeastern Conference  is issue seemed to be handled in such an abrupt — SooYang is a junior in the College of Arts College. He can be reached at j.poythress@ schools. fashion, without student input. Tailgating is a and Science. He can be reached at soo.r.yang@ vanderbilt.edu. Now students are not allowed in these memory- staple on Vanderbilt’s campus; we should not be vanderbilt.edu.  lled  elds. Only parents, alumni and “older” denied this notable tradition. fans are permitted there. Vandy students have been sent to their respective domains, speakers, Dixon McDonald beverages and grills in hand.  e small area that Arts and Science, sophomore

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DEADLINE TO APPLY, FRI. 10/31! www.vanderbilt.edu/oacs/VIEW.html 6 Wednesday, September 10, 2008 The Vanderbilt Hustler www.insidevandy.com SPORTS SEC POWER RANKINGS Compiled by Eric Silver 1. Florida 2-0 (0-0 SEC) Miami who? Tim Tebow USC will beat Ohio State and the Gators defeated the ‘Canes for the rst time in 23 years to claim the top spot in our power rankings over the (relatively) strug- gling … 2.Georgia 2-0 (0-0) OK, struggling may be an exaggeration, especially when the Dawgs have arguably the best rusher in the country, Knowshon Moreno., who tore up Cen- tral Michigan for 168 yards and three touchdowns. 3. LSU 1-0 (0-0) After a drubbing of giant-killer Appalachian State and a week o due to Hurricane Gustav, the Tigers shift their focus to the winless Mean Green of North Texas. Bet on the spread only if it is over 70. 4. Auburn 2-0 (0-0) USC Sports Information JIM DAVIDSON / the-Ozone.net While many Tiger fans may USC quarterback Mark Sanchez assuaged any doubts that his August knee injury would a ect his play against Running back Beanie Wells, who injured his foot in week one, will play against the Trojans. The Buckeyes are want standout sophomore Virginia, throwing for 338 yards and three touchdowns. Sanchez faces a sterner test this week in Ohio State. counting on the junior to power an o ense that struggled without him in a lackluster 26-14 win over Ohio . Kodi Burns to play QB, starter Chris Todd hasn’t by DAVID SHOCHAT Mark Sanchez handle being the by PETER LETARTE Similarly, USC boasts that its been too shabby, having Sports Contributor starting quarterback? Even with an Sports Contributor defensive prowess will tip the boat passed for 318 yards and injured knee, Sanchez put on a brilliant in their favor this weekend. Ohio completing 61 percent of his passes in his rst two While the University of Southern showing against Virginia as he passed e Buckeyes come into Saturday’s State, however, will bring its three- games. California started the season as the for 338 yards and three touchdowns. match up with a de nite chip on their headed monster into Los Angeles third-best team in the nation behind Also, USC is so loaded at wide receiver shoulders. Despite being ranked  fth this weekend to combat the ravaging 5. Alabama Georgia and Ohio State, their complete and running back that Sanchez does this week in the AP Top 25, Ohio State Trojan defense. ree crucial players 2-0 (0-0) dominance of a University of Virginia not have to win the game by himself. has scores of doubters across the will need to perform for the Buckeyes Maybe a $4 million a year coach does pay o . Bama team that won nine games last season e Trojans go at least four deep with nation. Ohio State will use the words of to prevail. Beanie Wells — that’s right, is ranked No. 11 in the left little doubt in anyone’s mind that little drop-o at the running back these doubters to motivate them this he’s back — will lead the charge for country and playing West- the Trojans are the team to beat for the position with C.J. Gable, Joe McKnight, week as they look forward to Saturday’s the Buckeyes. e Heisman hopeful ern Kentucky this week. If national title this year. Stafon Johnson and Allen Bradford. At game in Los Angeles. Ohio University had 111 yards and a touchdown in only this were basketball, e No. 1 Trojans will face their receiver, the Trojans are led by Patrick used this very same motivation this week one before going down with a Hilltopper fans. toughest test of the season this weekend Turner, Damien Williams, speedster past weekend when they gave the foot injury but will be back in full force 6. Vanderbilt when No. 5 Ohio State visits the Ronald Johnson and Vidal Hazelton. Buckeyes a run for their money in for this Saturday’s game. 2-0 (1-0) Coliseum. While many have deemed Besides USC’s great talent, there are a game many critics pointed to as a e  nal two components the First place in the SEC! this game as the regular season game of a few other greater factors that will help sign of the Buckeyes’ weaknesses, Buckeyes will be relying on heavily Say what you want, but the year, Ohio State’s performance last them win on Saturday, since Ohio State but it was merely a reminder of the will be quarterbacks Todd Boeckman the 2008 version of the weekend against a below-average Ohio does have a good deal of talent itself. power emotions and drive can have in and Terrelle Pryor. Boeckman is a Commodores is legit. Last team left a lot to be desired. us, it is e Trojans play at home where they a ecting the outcome of a game. Ohio solid quarterback that will lead Ohio Thursday’s win over South safe to say USC will have little trouble have only lost once in the past seven State will look for those very factors to State’s potent passing attack, but it is Carolina was no  uke. beating an overrated Ohio State team. years under Pete Carroll. Furthermore, come into play this Saturday against the added threat, Pryor, who could be 7. Ole Miss While star running back Beanie Wells USC had last week o to rest for Ohio USC. the X-factor. Running quarterbacks 1-1 (0-0) will be ready to play this weekend after State, which should not be understated Crucial to Ohio State’s drive to win have historically given USC defenses Close, but no cigar. The being out last weekend with a foot injury, in a game that is sure to be physical. this Saturday will be their defense. problems. Dennis Dixon of Oregon Rebels have to put their it will not make much of a di erence. is extra preparation exaggerates USC quarterback Mark Sanchez orchestrated an upset victory over the heartbreaking last-second While having Wells in the game makes the coaching advantage USC has over has already expressed his concern Trojans last year with his  eet feet, loss at Wake Forest behind Ohio State a noticeably better team, Ohio State. Jim Tressel is a phenomenal about the  erce Ohio State defense and we all remember several years ago them and focus on Samford. USC’s defense and especially its front coach, but the Trojans’ Carroll is the led by Butkus Award hopeful James when Vince Young made the Trojans 8. Kentucky seven are arguably the best in the nation, best college football coach in the Laurinaitis. e entire defense will be look pedestrian as he ran all over 2-0 (0-0) anchored by 6-foot-2-inch, 260-pound nation. Carroll is 77-14 at USC, the playing the disrespect card in getting them in the National Championship Ever heard of Derrick linebacker Rey Maualuga, 6-foot- best winning percentage in college revved up for the game this weekend, game. While Pryor is not yet at the Locke? Yeah, he’s the guy who gained 96 yards on 3-inch, 255-pound linebacker Ryan football for a coach with at least  ve and as a result their play will be level of those two, depending on how ve carries last week. Cushing and 6-foot-5-inch, 295-pound years experience. Carroll also led USC nasty and tenacious against Sanchez Coach Jim Tressel uses him, he could We’ll see if he can even defensive tackle Fili Moala. e Trojans’ to a national record of 33 straight weeks and company. In all likelihood, this give USC’s defense  ts. come close to repeating strong defense is experienced and as AP’s No. 1 ranked team and USC barrage will catch the Trojan o ense It is obvious the talent for both that beastly performance extremely fast for its size. Look for Ohio became the  rst college football team o -guard. To date, USC has only been teams is there, but when Buckeyes against MTSU on Saturday. State’s quarterback Todd Boeckman to to achieve six straight 11-win seasons. pitted up against an unproven Virginia come rumbling into Los Angeles this 9. South Carolina be running for his life, as USC Coach Ohio State has too many chips stacked team, and are rusty coming o of a bye weekend with an attitude and intensity 1-1 (0-1) Pete Carroll routinely blitzes with his against them to pull o the victory, and week. eir o ensive line speci cally that USC has not seen in a while, the Losing to Vandy for the big, fast linebackers. USC will be rolling through the Pac-10 has not yet seen talent anywhere near Trojans will be taken completely o second straight time may On o ense, the big question mark after they win this weekend on their the caliber that Ohio State will bring guard. ■ have shut their fans up. A going into the season was how would road to the national championship. ■ to the table on Saturday. drubbing at the hands of Georgia on Saturday may render them mute. 10. Tennessee 0-1 (0-0) New turf fi eld for club sports to debut next week A bye week has given the Vols plenty of time to stew by DAVID RUTZ we have,” said Hirt. “I think you uses for its club sports cannot unique in that it is reserved for liability, dangerous, and we over their ugly loss to Sports Specialist could close your eyes, walk onto handle. e turf has tufted Vanderbilt’s non-varsity athletes can’t repair them in the summer UCLA. UAB, their next op- the  eld and then go down and construction that enhances its when other schools give priority because of the time frame ponent, better watch out. e Vanderbilt O ce of walk on (Capers Field West), durability. for such a facility to its varsity needed and some of the clubs 11.Mississippi State Campus Recreation has and it’d be hard to tell which was “ e turf’s going to help us teams. now stay all year long.” 1-1 (0-0) announced its new state-of- which.” in bad weather,” Hirt said. “We e Sport Club Field by 25th Since 1988, when Vanderbilt Well, at least Sly Croom the-art  eld, called Natchez e  eld is an enormous know we can play, we don’t have Avenue will now be a “catch- students passed the largest and company can say their only loss of the season Trace Turf Field, will begin to be 108,000 square feet, making it to worry about destroying the all”  eld all students will be referendum in America for an to date was against the used by Vanderbilt’s club teams one of the largest of its kind in  eld. One rugby game in bad able to use at their leisure, and expansion in school recreational second best football team starting late next week. the country, and will be used weather can destroy the (old) its neighbor, Capers Field West, facilities, the student activity in Louisiana. It’s doubtful Vanderbilt Director of Campus by Aussie football,  eld hockey,  eld.” will now be used by some sports fees have paved the way for their next opponent, Recreation Sam Hirt, who has men’s and women’s lacrosse, Along with the new turf, the clubs and the Spirit of Gold band 2,000 square feet to be added to Auburn, particularly cares. been with the school for 45 years, men’s and women’s ultimate  eld features advanced lighting, for practice. the weight room, a new $800,000 12. Arkansas is excited about the possibilities Frisbee, rugby and men’s and a pavilion, a new shed and With the growth in sports outdoor recreation center, new 2-0 (0-0) that the new turf  eld presents women’s soccer club teams. bleachers. All told, the cost of the clubs at Vanderbilt, the original lights and now the new turf How do you go 2-0 and for Vanderbilt’s students. e  eld uses a type of  eld was a little over a million  elds designated for their use  eld. still get ranked last in a “ ere’s not too many  elds AstroTurf called GameDay Grass dollars. were being overused. “ is is for the students,” Hirt conference? Beat Western in America where you can go XPe, a natural-looking turf that Although other universities “Over the years, we were just said. “I’m going to do all I can to Illinois and Louisiana- and  nd the quality of lighting can withstand the wear-and-tear have similar athletic  elds, wearing those ( elds) to death,” protect it for the students. is Monroe by a combined 5 that we have, the security that the other grass  elds Vanderbilt Natchez Trace Turf Field is Hirt said. “ en it becomes a will be a wonderful addition.” ■ points, that’s how! VerEntertainment & Culture su at Vanderbilt s SEPTEMBER 10—SEPTEMBER 16, 2008 NO. 15

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Galway’s Magic Flute — Nashville Symphony AutoVaughn and Superdrag — The Cannery Ballroom JBuzzfest — Downtown Nashville THE RUTLEDGE James Galway is showcasing two French masterpieces (Jacques SXSW performers AutoVaughn are known for their lively, crowd-pleasing shows. The Buzz 102.9 is at it again with their annual Buzzfest. This 410 Fourth Ave. S. 37201 Ibert’s “Concerto” and Georges Bizet’s “Carmen Fantasy”) for They are joined by refreshingly retro ’90s favorites Superdrag, who recently year this concert includes Seether, . Saving Abel, 10 782-6858 your listening or dancing pleasure — no judgments. If you can reunited to tour after a four-year hiatus. Show openers include Paper Route, years, Lovers + Liars, After Elvis, American Bang and Black afford the admission, you should check out this fantastic fl ute. Magic Wands and Cortney Tidwell. ($35 in advance, $45 at the door, 8 p.m.) Stone Cherry. ($29, 1 p.m.) MERCY LOUNGE/CANNERY ($35, 7 p.m.) BALLROOM Space Capone and Jeremy Lister — Mercy Lounge Doorpost Film Festival — The Belcourt Theatre 1 Cannery Row 37203 Eric Wilson and The Empty Hearts — 3rd and Former Rites of Spring performer Jeremy Lister, recently featured on MTV’s The inaugural festival ends its run tonight after a well-funded 251-3020 Lindsley “The Hills,” opens for soulful R&B crooner Space Capone as a part of BMI’s Next online project offered 15 aspiring fi lmmakers worldwide As part of the Next BIG Nashville 2008 festival, 3rd and Lindsley BIG Nashville music festival weekend. Other performers include Ricky Young, $10,000 to create a short fi lm with the theme of hope — no BLUEBIRD CAFE is hosting Eric Wilson and the Empty Hearts, Wess Floyd and the The Bridges and The Lonely Hearts. ($35 advance, $45 at the door, 8 p.m.) gimmicks. The winner (selected by online voters) gets $100,000. 4104 Hillsboro Road 37215 Daisycutters. If you want to catch the up-and-coming artists of (7:30 p.m., price TBA, 2102 Belcourt Ave.) 383-1461 the Nashville area, you can’t miss this. ($35 in advance, $45 at The Mother Truckers — Douglas Corner Cafe door, 8 p.m.) Americana rockers The Mother Truckers hit the Douglas Corner Cafe for a Hip-Hop Night with E.T. — Cafe Coco EXIT/IN night of raucous rock ’n’ roll. The Austin, Texas, band bring together the best This weekly showcase of touring rappers will be a good time 2208 Elliston Place 37203 Beegie Adair — F. Scott’s Restaurant and Jazz of classic rock, country and blues to form an unforgettable sound and show. complete with break dancing and fresh new beats. (Free, 11 321-3340 Bar (Cover TBA, 9 p.m.) p.m.) F. Scott’s has always been THE place to catch jazz in Nashville, but STATION INN it hasn’t seen an act like Beegie Adair in a while. She’s a virtuosic Stephaniesid, Biscuits N’ Gravy, H-Beam and The Running Coral Castles — Exit/In 402 12th Ave. S. 37203 musician who’s bringing her own brand of jazz. (Free, 7 p.m.) — Limelight Nashville Next BIG Nashville Showcase is still going strong, and Exit/In is 255-3307 A host of indie and rock artists (including former Rites of Spring performer hosting a variety of artists including Coral Castles, The Privates, Charlie Cushman and Friends — Station Inn H-Beam) come together at Limelight Nashville for another part of the Next The Howlies, Ghostfi nger, Evil Bebos and How I Became The THE BASEMENT Who doesn’t like banjo music? Charlie Cushman is one of the BIG Nashville. Headliner Stephaniesid, who performed at this year’s Bonnaroo Bomb. There are bands for every taste at this show, so come out 1604 Eighth Ave. S. 37203 best in the business (he’s played with Vince Gill, Merle Haggard, music festival, cites diverse infl uences, including Radiohead and Bjork. ($35 in and enjoy. ($35 in advance, $45 at the door, 7 p.m.) 254-1604 Bill Monroe, etc.) and he and his friends are putting on a little advance, $45 at the door, 8:45 p.m.) shindig to play some music. You need to go to this. ($10, 9 MONA — Mercy Lounge F. SCOTT’S RESTAURANT AND p.m.) Dixie Whiskey, Roman Candle, and Neva Geoffrey — The Where can you fi nd a concert that showcases a honky-tonker, JAZZ BAR indie rockers, pop sensation and a rock hybrid? Next BIG 2210 Crestmoor Road 37215 Basement 269-5861 November — The Mercy Lounge Local country/rock band Dixie Whiskey are joined by the ethereal indie artist Nashville, of course. Mercy Lounge is featuring Cary Ann A continuation of the Next BIG Nashville festival, The Mercy Neva Geoffrey and Pitchfork Media-acclaimed Roman Candle at The Basement. Hearst, Courtney Jaye, Modoc, Erin McCarley and MONA as part SCHERMERHORN SYMPHONY Lounge is hosting acts like Gone City, Parachute Musical, Mother Another segment of this weekend’s Next BIG Nashville, Friday at The Basement of the city-wide music festival. ($35 in advance, $45 at the CENTER Father and November. Hear today what will be on the radio also features up-and comers The Champion and His Burning Flame and Sara door, 8 p.m.) 1 Symphony Place 37201 tomorrow. ($35 in advance, $45 at the door, 8 p.m.) Siskind. ($35 in advance, $45 at the door, times TBA) Harley Allen Band — Station Inn 687-6500 Lylas and Quote — Douglas Corner Cafe Come on out to see the country sensation who has infl uenced Umbrella Tree, Heypenny, Tallest Trees and more — The Rutledge 3RD AND LINDSLEY Next BIG Nashville is kind of a big deal, if you haven’t fi gured everyone from Garth Brooks to Don Williams. Allen will play Next BIG Nashville takes over The Rutledge to bring in up-and-coming artists 818 Third Ave. S. 37210 that out so far. Douglas Corner Cafe will be hosting Levi Weaver, the hits that have made him famous at this legendary concert. Umbrella Tree, Heypenny and Tallest Trees. Progressive indie headliners 259-9891 Aron Wright, Emily DeLoach, Lylas and Quote. ($35 advance, Umbrella Tree will also be performing at Cincinnati’s famous Midpoint music ($10, 9 p.m.) $45 at the door, 8 p.m.) festival. ($35 in advance, $45 at the door, 8 p.m.) Pico vs. Island Trees — 12th and Porter CAFE COCO 210 Louise Ave. 37203 Good Souls — Sambuca Stephen Kellogg & The Sixers with the Gabe Dixon Band What festival is bringing fi ve up-and-comers to display their music to Nashville and has been mentioned multiple times so 321-2626 This band has made quite a name for themselves in just one — The Belcourt Theatre far? That’s right, the Next BIG Nashville, and this time Alva year of gigging around Nashville. They’re about to release their Stephen Kellogg & The Sixers are joined by special guests The Gabe Dixon Band Leight, Tommy and The Whale, Meghan Kabir, OBLIO and Pico debut album and are hitting it big on the stations in town. Come for an Outback Concerts-presented performance at Nashville’s historic Belcourt vs. Island Trees are putting a fresh new spin on the festival. check out the new kids on the Americana block. (Free, 7 p.m., Theatre. The authentic and honest sound offered by both artists ($35 in advance, $45 at the door, 8 p.m.) 601 12th Ave. South) is sure to please any rock fan. ($16.50, doors open at 8 p.m.)

Want to gain Join our VALUABLE STUDENT MEDIA WORK EXPERIENCE ADVERTISING STAFF! in advertising Contact Angela Booker at and get paid? [email protected] THIS ISSUE Versus Fiction SEPTEMBER 10—SEPTEMBER 16, 2008 NO. 15 • ‘Commute’ 2 • Only in Dreams, 2 Versus FROM THE EDITOR 4 • Words to live by in 17 syllables, 2 Magazine • Versus Madlibs, 2 EDITORIAL BOARD Entertainment Editor in Chief • This ‘Bunny’ never gets hoppin’, 3 Darcy Newell • French thrillers were never so good, 3 Managing Editor 3 Sara Gast Music Features Editor • This is the new alternative-rock, 4 Chris Gearing • Step into Lil’ Wayne’s world, 4 • Don’t miss the Go-Go-Gadget Flow, 5 Culture Editors Brandon Heriford 3 Courtney Rogers So they say that good things come in threes. I fi nd myself Art Fiction Editor to be an avid believer in things that “they” say (though not • How clothes will save polar bears, 6 Kris Stensland so much those things “that she said,” as I don’t have a • Who is Marilyn Murphy? 7 great interest in sexual innuendos) and thus, I fi nd myself • What Vandy’s finest are wearing,7 Music Editors anxiously anticipating our next sign of good luck. 4 Lakendra Scott Avery Spofford The bouts of good fortune that we, the Vandy community, Features have thus far received are clearly the announcement of Lil’ Wayne as the Quake headliner and the football upset of • Q+A with O.A.R., 8 the century against South Carolina. And while Lil’ Wayne • Letter from an Angry WASP, 8 Art Director may or may not be your ingenious-yet-vulgar cup of tea, Matt Radford I think we can all appreciate that The Music Group has delivered (yet again) in bringing a huge presence on the Designers music scene to campus. And I don’t feel that I need to say Madeleine Evans anything about our victory at Dudley. Vandy, Vandy, oh hell PIC OF THE WEEK Morgan Webb yeah.

Marketing Director So what’s next for us? Fro yo on meal plan? Justice at the George Fischer bookstore? A defi nitive answer to how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never Advertising Manager know. We’ll wait with bated breath. In the meantime, this Angela Booker issue of Versus is pretty bomb. We talked to Benj from O.A.R., one of the most revered bands of our generation. VSC Director Man, he coo. Musically speaking, we also spotlight Lupe Chris Carroll Fiasco and Weezy, review some great movies (and some abysmal ones) and the new and inspiring Music on the Assistant VSC Commons project. Director Jeff Breaux And if you haven’t caught a glimpse of our back page, you may be pleased to know that the Versus staff has also Journalist in been outside studying the stars for our extremely scientifi c Residence and accurate horoscopes. Sorry, Scorpio. It’s just not Tim Ghianni lookin’ good.

Darcy Newell

“FOR THE LOVE OF COASTERS” AMELIA SPINNEY

HAIKUS FICTION Words to live by “TO DO A GREAT RIGHT, DO A LITTLE WRONG.” — SHAKESPEARE in seventeen syllables “Not so cocky now” The greatest headline ever? Commute I’m impressed, Hustler.

DARCY NEWELL Is it ironic Editor in Chief That a campaign based on change

As I cross 10th Avenue and head back toward our apartment the thought that I am Never does new things? thinking is that I want to see the world with you. I don’t mean I want to go to Europe with you and carry our belongings on our backs, take photos in front of the Coliseum and get robbed on a sleeper train heading to the south of France. What I mean to say is I want you here with me, all the time. I want to solve confusing billboards with you and look at Prixe Fix menus with you and point to the man next to me who is, right now, twirling his rat tail Tormented by confusing dreams? and pulling it over one of his ears with one hand while he holds a woman’s hand in the Wondering what it all means? Send other. I want you here because you’d have something to say about it, and so would I. But Only in your most puzzling dreams in to our I’ll tell you about it tonight, while I make our chicken. I laugh about your weatherman joke as I wait for a bus to turn onto 49th Street. I’m extremely qualifi ed, expert dream laughing as I’m walking and people look at me like I’m laughing at them, but I’m not, I’m Dreams technicians at [email protected] laughing at that thing you said and how perfectly you said it. And it’s been a whole week since you’ve been gone on business. I’ve missed you. In my dream: I was in my dorm room, only things were a little different. I fumble with the oblong brass key that opens the door downstairs, and I’m smoothing It had a fi replace and my man friend and I were sitting on the hearth. my hair and my skirt, even though you’ve seen me like this, Corporate Exhausted, you call My friend was trying to get us to hook up, and for some reason she it, three hundred times. But I care, so I smooth, and I smile again. tried to do it with a Clue murder mystery game. Think Agatha Christie’s I open the door and I know. It’s nothing I expected or even suspected, but it’s a feeling, “And Then There Were None,” with couples getting killed off until it or a sense, or a lack of your smell, and it comes at me like the thickest fog. I keep going, was supposed to be just me and the boy. I woke up when somehow the and it’s true, because your drawers are empty and there is a note on the coffee table. And Why you’re crazy: room fl ooded and there were four of us left. I’m so confused. I turn to leave again, and the thought I am thinking is that I wanted to see the world with All right, a surprisingly straightforward dream. I’m thinking you’ve recently developed a you. crush and that you’re pumped for this relationship because you think you two would make a super couple. The fi replace is there, but you’re missing the hot fi ery passion of romance. You two are surviving while others are falling by the wayside — get it? You’re surviving the mass slaughter of romantic couples due to how good a match you two are. The water — I have no idea. Maybe you needed to use the bathroom. Best, Dream Doctor Versus Madlibs My fi rst Thursday tailgate was ______. I got all dressed ADJECTIVE up in my ______, had some ______with ARTICLE OF CLOTHING NOUN friends and made my way over to Dudley Field. The game was ______because we ______so many ADJECTIVE VERB PAST times. Afterwards we just had to ______, which was VERB ______. Class on Friday was ______, but it was ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE defi nitely worth it! “OUT OF THE FRYING PAN” AMELIA SPINNEY Versus • September 10—September 16, 2008 • 3 entertainment

movies movies The sweet recipe Tell everyone about of ‘Bottle Shock’ ‘Tell No One’

Chris Gearing with gravitas and a real sense of who these Ben Grimwood editing is also fantastic; one of the best sequences Features Editor people were back in the late ’70s. Staff Writer is the montage of the guests in attendance of the Every character is very flawed but in “wedding” and “funeral” of Margot, superimposed A movie about wine? In California? the same respect very real. Pullman does Full of artistic merit and one of the most exciting over each other. This montage has a strong Really? I thought we covered this topic with a great job playing the down-and-out Jim French films in quite a while, “Tell No One” is a great emotional component that stands out in the way it “Sideways” a few years ago. Paul Giamatti Barrett and brings weight to feeling like thrill ride, varying between being as adrenaline- makes happiness and sorrow indistinguishable from and Thomas Hayden Church already did a failure (maybe with a twinge of his own charged as “Run Lola Run” in the chase sequences one another and helps to streamline the thoughts of all they could for that idea, or so I thought. fizzled Hollywood career). Rickman is the to being as hide-and-seek suspenseful as “North by Alex as he reflects on his pain. Then I went and caught “Bottle Shock,” an embodiment of snooty, and unsurprisingly, Northwest” in others. The story itself is well written, presenting a independent gem, on the big screen. he does not disappoint in “Bottle Shock.” In the film, Alexandre Beck (Francois Cluzet) is familiar plot, but this film is new and fresh, touting Our tale is based on the story of the epic However, the real star of this flick is a pediatrician who has been devastated following great direction from Guillaume Canet. Tirelessly “Judgment of Paris” in 1976. Everybody Pine, who’s acted in “Just My Luck” with the murder of his wife Margot (Marie-Josee Croze) suspenseful, the story could have gone on even back then knew that quality wine came Lindsay Lohan and played a bit part in the eight years prior. The mysterious circumstances longer, and I still would have been as riveted as I from France. It had always been that way, sensational “Smokin’ Aces.” Pine is a great surrounding his survival baffled policemen for had been through the first hour and a half or so. and it always would be that way, right? actor who finally landed a role he could years, so when two bodies are discovered near the On the other hand, after drawing out the suspense “Bottle Shock” begins when a lonely really own. His depiction of the dazed and former location of his wife’s corpse, the policemen so long, the sudden, quick debriefing that organizes American in Paris informs his connoisseur confused Bo is a real delight, and Pine renew their former suspicions concerning Alex as the true circumstances of the film ends up being a friend that California wines are starting to depicts one of the most touching “quarter- the prime suspect. bit of a convoluted mess in which it is easy to get attract some real attention. Skeptically, this life crises” on film. Alex is thrown into a conspiracy involving a lost. I recognize that the film is trying hard to remove snooty wine critic (played by the legendary “Bottle Shock” is a real independent film series of e-mails hinting at his wife’s survival and an the facts for most of the film so viewers are lured Alan Rickman) takes a trip to California and a dark horse candidate for my favorite enigmatic group of assassins intent on locating her. inward to decipher the film’s events themselves, but in order to gather some competition for a movie of the summer. The great story and As the suspicions of the police seem more and more that final bombardment of all of the film’s answers blind taste-test with France’s greatest wine superb casting really make it shine and founded on evidence pointing toward Alex, he must is almost too much and would have done better in experts. He ends up meeting the offbeat bring this story of the American dream to go into hiding with the help of others, including his paced revelations. California wine makers and samples life. My advice: decanter it, let it breathe former client, gangster Bruno (Gilles Lellouche), his Nevertheless, “Tell No One” is built on an America’s finest wines. and then drink down the perfect recipe of lawyer, Elisabeth Feldman (Nathalie Baye), his sister, intelligent, calculated puzzle that invites viewers to But this offbeat comedy does not “Bottle Shock.”  horse trainer Anne (Marina Hands), and her partner, continue assembling the pieces long after they leave focus solely only 1970s wine industry; it “Bottle Shock” is playing at Green Hills. Helene (Kristin Scott Thomas), in order to clear his the theater.  also references the age’s counterculture name by unraveling the mystery surrounding his “Tell No One” is playing at The Belcourt Theatre. and, oddly, the American Dream. A lot wife’s death. of American wine makers had a simple Cluzet is splendid in the role of the unwitting dream to make damn good wine right here doctor, inviting viewers with the reality of his in the States. Jim Barrett (Bill Pullman) acting. (I am still uncertain if his onscreen appeal quit his job as a big-time corporate lawyer has anything to do with his uncanny resemblance to pursue his dream of making the world’s to Dustin Hoffman.) Nevertheless, in a role such as best chardonnay. Jim and his son Bo his, he is perfectly capable in his ability to captivate Barrett (played by the electric Chris Pine) audiences amidst the suspense that pervades and are two of these aforementioned dreamers comprises the film. who produce some of California’s finest. Meanwhile, the real surprise of the film is Thomas, I’ll leave the plot at that since its intricate an English actress better known for roles in “The twists and turns are just too fun to spoil. English Patient” and “The Horse Whisperer.” Being Part of an independent film’s fun derives pleasantly surprised that she speaks the French from off-beat casting and unorthodox language so well, I realized the broad range of story-telling methods. Let me first say that emotions she portrays seems to take little effort as the cast is fantastic. Anybody worth their well. If prior roles of hers have not captured the salt knows that Freddy Rodriguez (who attention of critics already, her effortless talent in plays an assistant at the Barrett winery) this film is arresting. is a rising star in Hollywood, but let’s not Because of its frequent, exceptional use of forget Eliza Dushku, Rachael Taylor and mobile framing, cinematography is certainly worth a brief cameo by Bradley Whitford (one mentioning. The variations of close-ups and extreme of my favorite actors). All play their roles long shots certainly have a modernist appeal. The VERSUS MOVIE RATING: VERSUS MOVIE RATING:

movies ‘The House Bunny’ is no more than a veritable flop Darcy Newell in seduction and style, poor comedic timing and Editor in Chief Shelley is able to make over an overload of unrealistic both the girls and their dialogue. It is unrealistic, To preface this review, reputation on campus, for example, that at a car it’s necessary to say that while learning a thing or wash, a college female I don’t usually have two from these intelligent, would respond to a joke abysmal taste in movies. albeit misguided, Zetas, about a wet T-shirt contest In fact, I’d like to think who include but are not by offering “a wet pants that I gravitate toward the limited to a mute (who, contest” and subsequently good ones, appreciate the when she does speak, pour water all over her “gems” in the decent ones turns out to have a really crotch. and stay away from the terrible British accent), a Stone, who might be truly terrible ones. pregnant girl and a girl in the wittiest actor in the Why, then, you might a full-body metal brace. “The House Bunny,” ruins ask, did I go see Anna The movie appeared to some of her would-be Faris’ latest, “The House have some real, if goofy, big laughs with excessive Bunny,” especially when comedic promise, due, babbling that not only there are so many good most likely, to some clever makes you embarrassed movies, infinitely better trailer editing and a cast for her, but also for movies, in theaters right of fresh faces, including yourself for being there. now? Hmmm. I can’t Kat Denning, Rumor Faris gives her role as the quite be sure. All I know Willis and Emma Stone dim but lovable Shelley is the line “you — need from “Superbad.” Colin the “old college try,” and — a yob!” in the trailer Hanks of “Orange County” while some of her lines somewhat sold me and fame and Christopher were surprising, most inspired curiosity and McDonald (the infamous of them, sadly, followed hope that “The House villain Shooter McGavin the tired, slapstick, so- Bunny” could surprise in “Happy Gilmore”) stupid-it-might-be-funny everyone and actually be even come out of the mantra. funny. woodwork for this one, By the end of the movie “The House Bunny” and the cast of the reality I was mentally exhausted, Specialists in tells the story of Shelley, show “Girls Next Door” cursing my poor choice a 27-year-old Playboy and Hugh Hefner make and dying to get out Hair Straightening bunny forced to abruptly several, semi-awkward of the theater. And as leave the mansion and appearances. our movie got out next Geometric Hair Cutting find a real job. She ends Yet, the host of young to the similarly timed up serving as the house stars does little to “Pineapple Express” Ask about FREE tanning mother for Zeta Alpha ameliorate the movie’s one showing, whose audience Zeta, a sorority plagued central problem; the script members were basking Ask about FREE by low membership, just isn’t funny. While the in the glow of seeing a ceramic iron straightening incessant taunting from movie’s trailer showed truly successful comedy, other Greek houses some excellently timed I couldn’t help but hang and the threat of losing one-liners, in the actual my head in shame. Next their charter. Using movie these fleeting funny time, hopefully, I will 110 21st Ave South her marketable skills moments are shrouded in know better.  Ste. 104 in the Baker Building Just across from Campus VERSUS MOVIE RATING: 615.327.2655 4 • September 10—September 16, 2008 • Versus

TODAY THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 12 Jim Lauderdale is bringing his James Galway plays a mean Next BIG Nashville is coming to signature sound to Station Inn and is fl ute, and he’s showcasing two French Mercy Lounge, bringing six bands MUSIC sure to play songs that have made masterpieces (Jacques Ibert’s “Con- along for the ride. Natalie War- him famous. If you like country and certo” and Georges Bizet’s “Carmen ner, The Lonely Hearts, The Fantasy”) for your listening or dancing “The best music is essentially there to Bridges Ricky Young er- bluegrass, this is the place to be. pleasure — no judgments. If you can , , J provide you something to face the The show starts at 9 p.m. and tickets afford the admission (tickets start at emy Lister and Space Capone are $10. $35), you should check out this fantas- are all sure to put on energy-fi lled world with.” tic fl ute, which starts at 7 p.m. at the shows. Tickets are $35 in advance Nashville Symphony. and $45 at the door. The show —Bruce Springsteen SETLIST starts at 8 p.m. Commodore QUAKE Lil’ Wayne came down to Vandy; ‘Superstar’ Lupe will be anything he was lookin’ for a show to steal but a fi asco

CHARLIE KESSLERING CHRIS MCDONALD Staff Writer Staff Writer

On October 23, the anything-but-Lil’ would take him under their wings.” Last Friday morning our campus was R&B/hip-hop and top rap albums, Wayne will headline Vanderbilt’s big-time Following this critical union, 12-year- greeted with the news that not only respectively). Commodore Quake, bringing with him old Lil’ Wayne appeared on B.G.’s would Lil’ Wayne be headlining this year’s In keeping with Lupe’s ever-quickening a remarkable repertoire of sound, six 1995 debut “True Story.” Two years Commodore Quake but Chicago native rise to stardom, however, the album solo albums and countless mixtapes later, he released the rst of what Lupe Fiasco would be the opening act. did produce the rapper’s most in the making. would be a string of albums with For those who have not yet heard of successful (and best-known) single But despite his cataclysmic success, his group the , but found this artist, Lupe (real name Wasalu to date (reaching No. 10 on the few visitors to Vandyland know him real success at the helm of his rst Muhammad Jaco, no joke) has been Billboard Hot 100), the aptly titled past his metaphor comparing solo release, 1999’s “Tha Block heralded as one of the brightest “Superstar,” featuring guest vocals delicious candy treats with a is Hot.” Riding on the wave up-and-coming hip-hop artists. from Matthew Santos, a singer- certain sex act. The following of popularity created by its Praised by the likes of Kanye West recently signed to is for those casual listeners rst single (also entitled “Tha and Pharrell Williams as a savior Lupe’s own . wondering: just who is the Block is Hot”), the album of the genre, Fiasco is a welcome But we shouldn’t forget a few of man they call Weezy? obtained double platinum and exciting addition to the 2008 the other tracks on the album like Dwayne Michael Carter status. Although Weezy’s next Homecoming festivities. “Go Go Gadget Flow” and “Hi- Jr., the 25-year-old emcee two discs failed to pass the Lupe rose to prominence in De nition” featuring Snoop Dogg. behind the sweet summer hit million units mark, “Lights 2006 with his rst release, “Lupe “Go Go” has an infectious beat “Lollipop,” exists as something Out” (2001) and “500 Degreez” Fiasco’s Food & Liquor,” debuting that keeps your heart rate up as his of an enigma. A tested hip-hop (2002) “raised his pro le at No. 8 on the . rhymes are blowing your mind. What veteran of 13 years, his name considerably,” according to The album, almost universally acclaimed else is there to say about “Hi-De nition” has only recently been added to . by such media sources as The New York other than it is just undeniably cool? Don’t the proverbial mainstream playlist. Before After a two year hiatus from the rap Times, Rolling Stone, Pitchfork Media believe us: ask Snoop Dogg. this summer, unless they had a subscription arena, Lil’ Wayne came out swinging with and more, produced three singles, one of Another note worth mentioning: Lupe to The Source, most pop fans thought of “” and the proli c “Tha Carter which (“Kick, Push”) reached No. 79 on hasn’t stopped working. In fact, he’s Lil’ Wayne as the guy who II,” both of which went the Billboard Hot 100. Most garnering the attention of “made it rain” with Fat Joe, platinum. notably, however, “Food & some of rap’s heavy hitters as if they thought of him at all. Following the advent of Liquor” earned four Grammy seen on the recently released However, even before copies these two classics, Carter Nominations: best rap solo “Superstar” remix featuring of “Tha Carter III” made did something interesting. performance and best rap Jeezy and T.I. You can nd their quick stops on shelves, Apparently aware of the song for “Kick, Push,” best it on his Myspace. Go ahead, Lil’ Wayne stood as a rapper wholly undeserved lack rap album, and best urban/ you’ll thank me later. with three platinum albums of buzz surrounding the alternative performance for While he was chosen on his back and a slew of prodigious Lil’ Wayne, he “Daydreamin’,” the only win to open the show for Lil’ top-10 hits under his belt. took to cyberspace, releasing of the four nominations. If Wayne, Lupe Fiasco is, in Carter spent the times and mixtape after mixtape of that doesn’t jog your memory, his own right, a musical dimes of his childhood in phenomenal, and entirely remember that Kanye track powerhouse and true force New Orleans’ 17th Ward. His free, feats of lyricism. When “Touch the Sky?” Lupe’s lines almost stole to be reckoned with. With masterfully home neighborhood of Hollygrove, an area units of “Tha Carter III” nally  ooded the show from the ever-inspired Kanye. crafted lyrics, Lupe is less of a rapper and he gives love to “on each and every song” stores last spring, the mixtape king had Fiasco’s follow-up album, “Lupe Fiasco’s more of a storyteller, weaving his messages (according to “Fly In” from “Tha Carter II”), built himself an empire of fans, a fact that The Cool,” was released in December and narratives beneath smooth beats and provided him with the life experiences and became immediately clear as 1 million 2007, garnering similar positive reviews to hooks. Today’s hip-hop and rap scene is connections crucial to his success in the copies walked off shelves in a single week. “Food & Liquor.” While “The Cool” was as inundated with commercial, radio-ready hip-hop industry. According to cashmoney- Needless to say, the folks in Vanderbilt’s commercially successful as Lupe’s previous songs devoid of much (if any) meaning. In records.com, in the mid ’90s, “Wayne met Music Group made a prime choice in the album, it did not fare as well on the charts, the face of this trend, however, Lupe really Cash Money CEOs Ronald ‘Suga Slim’ and man, the myth, the Lil’ Wayne. Maybe they peaking at No. 14 on the Billboard 200 is the brightest young artist with a chance Bryan ‘Baby’ Williams (The ), who failed to realize just how prime. (though reaching No. 4 and No. 1 on the top to save the genre. Weezy’s Best Tracks Lupe’s Finest Flows From “Tha Carter II”: From “Tha Carter III”: From “Food & Liquor”: From “The Cool”: “Fly In” “Mr. Carter” “The Cool” “Superstar” “The Best Rapper Alive” “Tie My Hands” “The Instrumental” “Paris, Tokyo” “Let the Beat Build” “Daydreamin’” “Hip-Hop Saved My Life” From “Da Drought 3”: “Mrs. Offi cer” “Kick, Push” “My Sneakers” “Sky’s the Limit” “Go-Go Gadget Flow” “We Takin’ Over (Remix)”

Artist you should know: The Bravery

CHRIS GEARING of a command. The snappy riff and oddly perfect organ “doo-doo-doos,” not to mention the banging guitar that Features Editor arrangement really make “Fearless” hop off the record. You’ll makes the chorus soar to heights we haven’t seen from a There were murmurs a few years ago about their debut most likely be tapping your toes (or melting faces with air rock band in a while. self-titled album. guitar) by the rst chorus. In terms of the whole album, it But if you don’t like how they It was a refreshing reinvention of the alternative rock genre. was a less than stellar effort with very experimental keyboard initially imagined the music They had taken the recent craze of slam-bang guitars and a riffs and odd instrumentation. Any songs other than the for the album, then pop in the garage band singer and blended it with some of the most aforementioned duo will most likely have you scratching second disc, “The Moon,” for seductive and catchy keyboard and synthesizer melodies on your head in confusion. It’s a very odd mix of things that did a completely re-imagined and the radio. These virtual virtuosos are known as The Bravery, not really pan out. redesigned experience (same and they might be one of the best bands around. However, the real genius of The Bravery is their second lyrics, totally different sound The Bravery formed up at Vassar College in Poughkeepsie, album, “The Sun and the Moon Complete.” They grew up and feel). N.Y., when frontman Sam Endicott and keyboardist John out of their feel-good post-punk origins and really embraced Trust me, you’ll be hearing a lot Conway met in class. They began by playing small bars on their rock ’n’ roll side on this two-disc epic. about this band in the next few the college scene in a ska band amusingly named Skabba Let’s start with the rst disc entitled “The Sun.” The years. They’ve already made some the Hut. In 2000, Endicott got serious and started writing signature bass line and rocking percussion of “Believe” may impressive strides in the rock his own music that would later form the musical crux of be one of the best songs of last year, while the whistle-laced arena, and they’re only getting The Bravery. “Bad Sun” reminds listeners that The Bravery produce some better with time. Go pick up “The Their debut self-titled album had hits like “An Honest of the best “dance rock” out there. However, my favorite Sun and the Moon Complete” Mistake” and “Fearless.” Both tunes contain incendiary song on the album has to be “Angelina.” It’s got a charming today for some of the most experimental and interesting rock grooves that don’t ask you to bop your head — it’s more sloppiness from the ever-present piano to the chorus of of our time. Versus • September 10—September 16, 2008 • 5 saturday, september 13 Sunday, september 14 Monday, septemer 15 Tuesday, september 16 If you’ve been craving some Come on by Exit/In and expe- O.A.R. is coming to Nashville and Exit/In is giving you a perfect op- soundtrack lately, Buzzfest will satisfy your desires. rience Ari Hest’s new sound sharing their smooth style of rock to portunity to Rock the Block at their The concert in downtown Nashville as he performs some of his the masses — and you can be one annual concert devoted to local includes performances from Seether, recently crafted songs. Tickets of those lucky concertgoers. The . Blackwater James, to the issue Shinedown, Saving Abel, 10 My Beautiful Disaster The years, Lovers+Liars, After Elvis, are $12, and the show starts show, which is opened by acoustic , American Bang and Black Stone at 9 p.m. rocker Matt Wertz, begins at Lasting and Circleslide are all Cherry. Tickets are $29 or $129 (if 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $31. performing. The show starts at 8 you want to be treated as a very impor- p.m., and tickets are free (so there tant person). The show starts at 10 a.m. is no excuse).

Making music on The Commons We at Versus have excellent taste in music. Below, the editors share owen canavan and singer/, it is the bustling With a student leader and a team of what tracks we’ve been spinning as Staff Writer nature of the freshman community directly five students, each of the subcommittees we create the glory you’re holding Few things are more satisfying than acting outside its doors that will help these events has an unexpected level of autonomy — a on a vision and being successful in its be successful. luxury that the faculty heads insisted on in your hands. execution. For our university, The Commons With four subcommittees (Nashville being an integral part of this project. By was that vision. in Our Living Room, WRVU, New Faces, allowing the student-run teams to book In order for The Commons to reach Jazz in The Commons) and what is to be the talent for their shows and do the “Shame” its full potential, there was an necessary promotion work and artist 1. The Avett Brothers inherent expectation that students hospitality, Music in The Commons would get involved. To that end, the targets Vanderbilt students by using “Tie My Hands” university looked to how students Vanderbilt students to organize the might be able to help round out The entertainment that they would like 2. Lil’ Wayne featuring Robin Commons’ entertainment offerings. to take part in themselves. Thicke When Blair professor and renowned The first event will be taking ethnomusicology authority Greg place on Thursday, Sept. 18, as a “Won’t Stop” Barz asked how might music be product of the Nashville in Our involved with the project, an Living Room subcommittee. A bill 3. OneRepublic entirely new idea called “Music in of southern rock/country singer- The Commons” was born. songwriter Chris Hennessee and “I’m Ready” In order for The Commons to folk rocker Ricky Young will throw The Format provide popular music to the down their accessible music in two 4. Peabody campus and its students, 45-minute sets. the faculty blueprinted a project Optimism for the project from “The Rescue” that would involve student-run students involved is high, and 5. Search the City sub committees running a concert series a climactic, semester-end event called The they’re hopeful it will succeed in its mission: in a variety of different contexts. While the Global Stretch, Music in The Commons presenting popular music to the Peabody “Living Room” in the building, which houses is set to be an opportunity for freshmen campus — an initiative that hopefully will “Once Again” the grand piano and assortment of couches, to get involved in both the school and the increase the level to which the arts are 6. Girl Talk acts as a perfect venue for acoustic trios music industry. represented in The Commons. “Angelina” 7. The Bravery Music news “Hip Hop Saved My Life” Sep. 2: Ludacris plans a new album and two films for fall. 8. Lupe Fiasco featuring Nikki Sep. 3: Usher announces plans for a “ladies only” tour. Widespread Panic announces tour dates for fall and 2009. Jean

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HISTORICALLY COOL s 116 FIFTH AVENUE NORTH s DOWNTOWN NASHVILLE s RYMAN.COM The Nissan logo is used solely by permission of Nissan North America, Inc. 6 • September 10—September 16, 2008 • Versus ART A behind the seams look at VH1 A day with stylist Alana Kelen. COURTNEY ROGERS Culture Editor Alana’s Do’s and Don’ts

Even the most fashionable Take some risks with your fashion choices. Cate among us have trouble Do: deciding what to wear for Blanchett always takes a chance with her style, and it has made her a fashion icon. their big days. Wear leggings to the offi ce. They are too Whether it’s that special Don’t: date or a big interview, getting casual and not work-appropriate. This is especially true dressed and nding the right for those who enjoy the idea of leggings as a pants ensemble for the occasion substitute. isn’t always easy. Though the Look to Europe for the groundbreaking new general public must struggle Do: looks. American designers tend to be more attainable, on their own quests for a chic but Europe is almost always ahead. look, the stars of VH1 shows French roll jeans. Just let that trend stay in such as “Top 20 Countdown” Don’t: have their own fashion fairy the ’80s where it belongs. godmother to take the hassle out of what to wear on camera: Alana Kelen. Upon meeting Kelen in her New York of ce, it wasn’t HADLEY GREEN/Neriad hard to see that fashion was Lights, camera, fashion. Clockwise from top left: The InStyle clothing closet with the run-through outfi ts hanging on the trellis; Helping her career. Wearing a brown, organize the day’s accessories; Shoes galore in the VH1 wardrobe department; Shirts and accessories for shows like “Top 20 Count- printed day dress, heels and down”; A glimpse of the hallowed halls of the VH1 offi ces and studios. the ultimate accessory — a Fendi spy bag — Kelen led Institute of Technology to during the program. wherever you can. After the Center, the InStyle of ces and Moschino handbags was the way through the maze of pursue fashion. While earning For “Top 20” regulars like VH1 tour, Kelen’s schedule were the site of Kelen’s biggest dreamy, there’s nothing like the VH1 of ce. She explained her bachelor’s degree, she Alison Becker, Kelen uses a took us to a preview for appointment of the day: a run- solving a crisis to make you that VH1 was in the process of saw an internship in styling lot of clothing from Urban Dolce&Gabbana jewelry. through. feel like a real stylist. And, moving to a new of ce with with MTV Networks. She’s Out tters and H&M. She Kelen tries to make as many For those who are in case you were wondering, bigger studios down in SoHo. been at VH1 for the past eight is also in charge of styling of these events as she can neither fashion junkies if you ever need to nd a At the Broadway location, the years and has also worked as a celebrities who come to in order to maintain her nor a cionados of the lm black turtleneck in August in wardrobe of ce and Kelen’s freelance stylist for NBC and VH1 for shows. One of her relationships with designers “The Devil Wears Prada,” Manhattan, the 10th  oor of of ce melded into one, with InStyle. more memorable and fun and continue networking. a run-through is when a Saks is the place to go. clothes occupying shelves and When styling for “Top 20 encounters was dressing John Though working at VH1 stylist gathers together So what is on the fashion racks that could easily ll a Countdown,” Kelen says the Mayer in a captain’s costume takes a lot of time, Kelen has racks of clothes, shoes and forecast for fall? According Branscomb double. most important thing to keep for a series of commercials last had time to do some work as accessories and an editor to Kelen, pieces to look for The road to a career in in mind is the demographic year. Kelen knew him from a freelancer. Her most recent makes the nal picks for a include dark  orals and style isn’t always a glamorous of the show. She tends to growing up in Fair eld, and project was working with look. While helping set up for romantic lace details. Bell- or easy road. A Fair eld, use clothes and silhouettes in addition to penning heart- InStyle to create out ts for the run-through, a fashion bottoms and long hair are also Conn., native, Kelen started that are accessible to “middle breaking lyrics, she said he is the Bravo show, “Tim Gunn’s emergency struck. Suddenly, a part of the fall look, and for college at Arizona State for a America” rather than more quite the comedian. Guide to Style.” For Kelen, it was up to Hadley, a fellow accessories; tights are still a business degree. When she avante garde or trendy looks. When asked about how working allows her to focus fashionista from Connecticut, hit in funky colors as well as found the school to be too big It’s important the host doesn’t to break into the fashion more on high fashion, and it and myself to locate a black chunky shoes. To learn more and realized business wasn’t look too styled, and he or she industry, Kelen stressed the has opened her up to other turtleneck to complete the style tips from Kelen, check what she really wanted, she can’t wear a big logo, since that importance of networking designers. Located a stone’s look. Though sorting the out the list of Alana’s Do’s and transferred to the Fashion could con ict with advertising and making contacts throw from Rockefeller expanses of precious jewelry Don’ts. 

ART FASHION Artist Profi le: Fashion tries on a new Marilyn Murphy color by going green KATY FINNERAN MURIELLE WYMAN Staff Writer Staff Writer Background: Bachelor’s of ne arts from Oklahoma State University, master’s of ne arts from When I think of environmentalists, I think “common threads recycling,” the world’s rst the University of Oklahoma Al Gore — not Anna Wintour. garment recycling program where customers But environmental issues are paramount can bring their old capilene (think, long What is your favorite medium to use? in all realms of society — including fashion. underwear) and  eece back to Patagonia. Graphite on paper and of course oil paint on canvas, as well. I also just recently got back into Eco-friendly fashion is a large social, political From here, Patagonia recycles the old (and using colored pencils, so that’s exciting — I’m going to be teaching a whole course on it next fall! and cultural trend, one that transcends every otherwise discarded) garments to produce I also do prints occasionally. level of fashion from design and production recycled polyester ber for future Patagonia to corporate social responsibility to retail garments. What is the primary subject matter of your work? What are some inspirations? and consumer education. By using recycled materials, Patagonia In a really broad sense it’s the human condition — but I also like the sense of mystery that What changes are designers making to cater combats and reduces a plethora of comes along with images of power such as re and wind. I think it stems from a fascination with toward an environmentally savvy consumer? environmental issues including dependency the mechanics of machinery and the world in general. In my earlier works I would put people Designers are increasingly including on oil, water and air pollution, the in relation to machines, but that kind of moved into depicting them with the natural motif of materials such as organic cotton, bamboo, overcrowding of land lls, and hazardous power. It moved from mechanical power to natural power. hemp and recycled fabric in their clothing. pollution from incinerators. Patagonia’s For many of us, words such as “hemp” and eco commitment transcends to other Who are your favorite artists? Do they in any way in uence your art? “bamboo” conjure an image of granola, environmental organizations. Since 1985 Ron Porter! We’ve got some amazing artists here in the department who create really beautiful, hiking boots and wilderness — perhaps the Patagonia has donated over $25 million to thoughtful works. I would also say Marcel Duchamp because of his interesting approach to art anti-thesis of fashion. over 1,000 environmental organizations, and and his use of ideas. I love writers too — Gaston Bachelard is one. He wrote “Air and Songs” However, designers, determined to balance in early 2008 Patagonia won “Eco Brand of and “The Poetics of Space.” He died before I started painting, but after reading “The Poetics of environmentalism with aesthetic, prove the Year” at the Volvo EcoDesign forum. Space” in particular, I thought it could have been written about my paintings. In it he talks about these fabrics do offer an element of glamour. how we perceive space and some of the things he wrote about put my images to words almost Brands such as C&C, Theory, Primp, Joe’s How can an educated consumer nd these exactly. Jeans, Seven for All Mankind and Timberland products? Luckily, eco-friendly options are are incorporating the eco-friendly options more visible than ever for the consumer. The What else has helped to in uence your art? of organic cotton and bamboo in their lines popular fashion Web site Shopbop features Machines, travel, conversations with my friends, interesting books — it’s usually everyday life while maintaining their style and popularity. an “Eco-Friendly” section, offering online and the adventures that come with it. I also used to live in Oklahoma, which is what I call the An inherently negative consequence of shoppers a wide variety of chic environmental buckle of the tornado belt, and I used to witness some incredible storms — which has had an eco-friendly fashion is higher prices. Just options from their favorite brands. enormous in uence on my art. as organic fruit is more expensive at Whole Although companies can take initiatives to Foods than non-organic at Kroger, so too produce environmental clothing, ultimately Carl Hammer, with whom you did an exhibit last year, says of your works, “Murphy’s is organic cotton pricier than conventional the weight is on consumers — they have to intriguing visual scenarios are magical in their improbability yet scorchingly insightful, cotton. Although eco-friendly designers face respond.  challenging the viewer to rethink the reality of any given situation.” Was this your intention the immediate set back of a higher price for your works? tag, an educated consumer can look beyond Yes. Art should do that, though. the short-term expense and recognize the substantial long-term bene ts. After observing several of your pieces, I realized that of the  gures depicted, none of their According to recent studies, cotton requires faces are ever shown. Was this intentional? the most chemicals per unit of any crop and Oh yes. When you put a face into a piece, it becomes about that person — what I’m most is responsible for 16 percent of the world’s interested in is what it is that that person is doing. I want that action to be more important than pesticides. On a personal level, the chemicals that identity. in conventional cotton are more likely to cause rashes, irritation and discomfort for the Do you have any upcoming exhibits that we should be on the lookout for? consumer. On a grand scale, the chemicals Yes — there’s one coming up in October. It begins on Oct. 18 at the Cumberland Gallery in conventional cotton cause air and cotton here in Nashville. In it you’ll see some of my new works — including some new colored pencil pollution. drawings. They are really large desserts in curious situations (one of which is shown here). A pioneer brand in the eco-friendly wave is Patagonia. In 1993, Patagonia began using If you’re interested in nding out more about Marilyn Murphy, you can check out some of her recycled plastic bottles to produce  eece. works at the Cumberland Gallery or you can take one of her art classes at Vanderbilt.  Now, 15 years later, Patagonia has initiated Versus • September 10—September 16, 2008 • 7

LETTER FROM AN ANGRY WASP Each week, our resident Benj Gershman has been groovin’ with Angry WASP O.A.R. since most of us were in middle sounds off on things school, and he and his band are bringing that make him buzz. O.A.R.’s unique brand of college rock to (see what we did there?) Nashville on Sept. 15. Before he rolled into town, Gershman talked to Music Editor Avery Spofford about living the college life, being on the road and commandeering the occasional golf cart.

VERSUS MAGAZINE: The band has been together since 1996. What made you all come together to form O.A.R.? BENJ GERSHMAN: In 1996 I was lifeguarding with Chris Culos, our drummer, and all summer we talked about music. At the end of the summer we realized that his band was looking for a bass player and that I was a bass player Dear bike riders, looking for a band, and at the very beginning of that school year we had our rst practice. It was just an instant t, it felt right, and we enjoyed playing together. We ended up rehearsing and writing music every Tuesday and Thursday Seriously now. I that year. should NOT have to move out of the VM: How do you think that developing your music while the band members were enrolled in college in uenced the band’s sound? way just because you BG: I’m a year younger than the other guys, but everyone else went to Ohio State in 1997. It was a decision we made want to stay on the together in order to do everything we could to keep the band going. Going to the biggest school in the country just pavement. Every time I seemed to make sense if we were going to do that. I think that being in school provides a lot of di erent cultural hear that little clanking in uences and people who you can be exposed to music from or through, so I think we became more diverse as far as from the spokes of your what in uenced us individually and as a band. It really helped bolster our love for music and playing music together. death machine, my life VM: Your latest studio release, “All Sides,” is in stores now and is your best-charted album yet. What do you think it is about not only fl ashes before this album that has made it so popular? my eyes but actually BG: I think there’s a lot about the album that’s appealing. I think that our rst single, “Shattered,” is the rst song we have projects out a little bit that really seems to make sense on the radio as far as the way it is recorded and produced, which I think is going to too. help the album be successful on the mainstream level. I also think that the album as a whole has a lot of great music Look, there’s seriously and will stand the test of time — it represents all sides of O.A.R. and all sides of our music and in uences, both NO reason you should individually and as a band. I just think there’s a lot there, and hopefully the album will speak for itself and I won’t have to say too much. have a bike here. Does it take more than VM: How has the band’s sound changed with this latest release? 15 minutes to walk BG: I think that we’re really maturing as a band in a lot of ways. We’re realizing what needs to happen for the overall sound anywhere on campus? to come out uni ed and direct and like O.A.R., the O.A.R. that we want to be. I think that we’re at a point where we No, it doesn’t. You understand that, and that’s what’s making us grow. can be in Kissam and VM: Do you think that your emphasis on live performances and albums is better for the band, for the fans or both? it takes no longer than BG: The live part of O.A.R. is essential to O.A.R. That’s who we are. The studio stu is a representation of that and a part of 15 minutes to walk to that. It’s a moment in time displaying that. But I think that the live thing is so essential, the most essential. Blair (if you were so inclined). So why would VM: You just wrapped up the rst leg of your tour, and you guys are already heading back out. What’s it like being on the you EVER need a bike? road for such long stretches of time? See, it’s just simple BG: Tiring. Being on the road is not easy. We’re lucky enough to have a bus and travel comfortably in that regard, but it’s still a lot of work and not the easiest thing to do for months at a time. We realize that’s the nature of the business math: If it takes you two we’re in, so we make the most of it and try to stay healthy. Exercising, eating right and doing other things that seem and a half minutes to commonplace can really add to life on the road. unlock your bike and the same to relock it, VM: Do you have any funny stories from touring life that our college readers might enjoy? and it takes you fi ve BG: Our rst summer, we played a festival at a venue in Boston. We were all kids just out of college having fun, really not minutes to walk to class taking what we were doing too seriously, and we managed to commandeer a golf cart. I was taking it for a little ride, and I ended up  ipping the cart after the show. … Fortunately, no one was hurt, but it was a fun memory. from wherever you park your bike to where VM: You guys just played Bonnaroo, and now you are coming back to our area on Sept. 15 to play at the Ryman. How do your class is, and fi ve you feel about performing in a more conventional venue such as the Ryman versus at a huge outdoor festival like minutes to go down the Bonnaroo? elevator and get to your BG: We welcome it; we look forward to it. It’s a great thing to do. Bands have to perform in di erent types of venues all bike to begin with, then the time, and for us it’s a really good thing to switch it up like that; it keeps us on our toes. The Ryman is a historic venue, and there are only so many places you can play that have genuine history, so it’s exciting to be coming back guess what? Fifteen to one that has so much. minutes. What’s that? Oh yeah, those are VM: The band has come up with a new way to o er music to fans: through a USB bracelet. What exactly do you have equal amounts of time. planned with this new innovation? And if it takes you BG: The USB bracelets are a new way of purchasing O.A.R.’s music. Basically, it’s a rubber bracelet that has a USB drive more than 15 minutes with our new album, “All Sides,” on it. This summer we had our live shows available as well, so fans who purchased the bracelet got both the album and the show they attended. We’re adding some extras to it, and it’s basically just to walk that distance, another way that people can purchase our music and have an experience with it. It’s also a marketing tool — if you probably actually people wear the bracelet, someone might see it and ask about it. There are a few di erent sides to it. need the walking time. Or, you know, you VM: This time last year, the band did a U.S.O. tour of Kuwait and Iraq. How was the trip, and how did it a ect the band? could just leave the BG: The trip itself was life changing. It was very meaningful to be there. I’ve never felt like our music was more appreciated extra fi ve minutes early. — the people we met over there were so genuinely happy to receive our music and have us there. Whether they knew our band or not, they were just happy to be entertained for an hour or two, which was really a cool feeling for us And what’s wrong and reminded us why we’re so lucky to be entertainers for a living. Marc (Roberge) and Richard (On) wrote a song for with spending the time the album called “War Song,” which is about what soldiers go through and how we think they should be treated when walking to class with they get home from serving our country, and I think that they were a ected personally by it. There’s a lot to it. friends and being, you know, social? It’s time VM: What is something that the band struggles with in the industry today? to just slow down a little BG: Staying current. From the biggest band to the smallest band, everybody wants to stay current in the music industry today and stay on top of things. Everyone wants to have people be aware of their music while maintaining their art in bit. the way that they want to be represented. I think that’s just something we push for and that we try to make happen So really, until you all — staying current with our music and with who we are as a band. decide to turn in your two-wheeled terrors, VM: Which bands, new or old, do you most enjoy seeing live? the rest of us will walk BG: I just saw Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers for the rst time at the Mile High Music Festival in Denver, Colo., and they scared. Can you bike were ridiculous. It was such a great show. I caught the Foo Fighters at (Madison Square) Garden a little while ago, which was also unbelievable. There’s a band we toured with called Ozomatli, and they have one of the coolest and scared? I didn’t think most energetic live shows on planet Earth. It’s really great music with sounds from all over the world. If you can’t enjoy so. WORTHLESS. their show and their music, there’s just something wrong with you. Sincerely, VM: Which bands are you listening to right now? An Angry WASP BG: The new Coldplay is pretty cool, and I’ve been listening to the Fleet Foxes a little bit. I also like to throw on some old school Beastie Boys, some older stu like that.

V.M: If O.A.R.’s music could serve as a soundtrack for any movie, which would it be? BG: “Old School,” maybe? I don’t know. … That’s a good question. A documentary about O.A.R.?

VM: What does the band have planned from here? photos by BENJ GERSHMAN / OfARevolution.com BG: We’re just going to keep touring, playing music and writing music, trying to just be a band. We’re just going to be a band for as long as humanly possible.  8 • September 10—September 16, 2008 • Versus FLIP SIDE OVERHEARD H ROSCOPES Some people on this campus just don’t think VIRGO 8/23-9/22 before they speak. Sometimes we are lucky Just because your windows are up doesn’t mean we can’t see you belting enough to overhear what they say. out “One Step at a Time” in your ride. A word of advice? Maybe … don’t.

Compiled from the Facebook group “Overheard at Vanderbilt” LIBRA 9/23-10/22: “Wayne’s World” said it best: “I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes After receiving a handout on bat echolocation: back, she’s yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.” Girl: “I thought this said ‘electrocution bats.’ I was gonna be like, ‘Hell YEAH!’” SCORPIO 10/23-11/21: at last Long Island Iced Tea will be your demise tonight. Unless you’re Guy: “ really pisses me off? into that kind of thing, the stars suggest a Bud Light. SOUTHERN SECESSIONISTS!” SAGITTARIUS 11/22-12/21: Walking back from the football game: Use caution when throwing away your soda can in the trash bins near Fratstar No. 1 (speaking to Fratstar No. 2): Rand. ose things are a haven for feisty woodland creatures. “Yo! Did you see the fi rst episode of ‘Gossip Girls’?” CAPRICORN 12/22-1/19: You can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot. Be there. At the freshman tailgate before the Vanderbilt vs. South Carolina game: AQUARIUS 1/20-2/18: Student No. 1: “Yo, man, Sarah Palin is pretty Recently popular bumper stickers on Facebook, page three, bottom row, good looking.” middle sticker. at’s you in a nutshell. Student No. 2: “Yeah, man, she’s a V.P.I.L.F.” PISCES 2/19-3/20: In a residence hall stairwell: Your roommate is a tri ing ho. Guy: “This roll tastes a lot like a biscuit.” Girl: (pause) “It IS a biscuit.” ARIES 3/21-4/19: Girl No. 1: “Ew! He smelled like smoke!” e suspect, lumpy chicken from Quiznos won’t kill you. But we advise Girl No. 2: “It’s Tennessee — that’s what blue against it anyway. collar workers smell like.” TAURUS 4/20-5/20: You’re totally right. Lying on the couch for hours, unwashed, watching Professor: “If you can’t mate ... then what’s “ e Price is Right” will  nd you a great job. Just keep doing that. the point?” GEMINI 5/21-6/21: Overheard at a milkshake discussion: If you’re avoiding someone, don’t go to Bread & Co. “I don’t like spooning. I just like to suck.”

“Kissam is like the elephant graveyard in ‘Lion CANCER 6/22-7/22: King.’” Not picking up her phone to answer your call is as sure a sign as we have ever seen that she likes you. “I feel like there’s no difference between Vanderbilt boys’ dorms and medieval streets. LEO 7/23-8/22: I mean, people would throw buckets of urine Sitting in the front row of your Human Sexuality lecture today would ultimately be a bad decision, as you WILL be the teacher’s volunteer, PHOTOS: www.skc.hu if they could.” leading to both humiliation and shame.