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A University of Miami alumnus who heads an in­ Student Government will provide a bedtime tuck- Football player Eric Ham, sidelined by a knee inju­ ternational business shared his secrets for suc­ in service complete with cookies and milk. ry in the middle of last year, spends afternoons cess with students. filming UM's practices. News — page 3 Accent — page 5 Sports — page 6 THE MIAMI URRIC Volume 65, Number 13 University of Miami Tuesday, Oct. 20,1987 Academics compete with athletics By DAN LE BATARD "I don't think we can have students come in and academic standards. Majors in physical education and Oklahoma University and the University of Florida Sports Edilor [then] tell them 'goodbye' at the end of August," said recreation have been eliminated. (Vinny Testaverde, signed six sub-700 athletes this year, according to UM Provost Luis Glaser, who agrees with the last year's Heisman Trophy-winner, majored in The Miami Herald, while UM signed one, with special University of Miami athletics may be in very real philosophy of the proposal, but not the way it gives recreation.) Also, the new standards would make it administrative approval. jeopardy because of a proposed tightening of student/athletes an ultimatum. virtually impossible for UM to accept a student with academic standards for all UM students, athletic "It's like swinging a sword over their heads. We a SAT score below 700. Please see page 6/ATHLETES department officials say. They fear harsher require­ have to give them a choice sooner than two days ments may deter top athletes who are marginal before classes start. I think students are entitled to a students from coming to UM. full year of a university, andentitled to a fair chance UM President Edward T. Foote will decide to prove themselves. Program benefits all athletes whether low-academic achievers must enroll in and "I'm enthusiastic about the Freshman Institute, pass the Freshman Institute, a six-week summer but clearly we have to have a system that is handled program used to improve writing and math skills. By MAUREEN McDERMOTT uated. Five years ago, only 9.1 must attend tutoring sessions is better. Using six weeks to make a decision — I don't Assistant Accent Edilor percent were graduated. determined by the athletes grade Students who fail would not be allowed to enroll think you can do that with any student, athlete or Foster also recommends basket­ point average. at the University. If a student/athlete barely passes, not. August is a late time to tell students "Sorry folks Coaches Jimmy Johnson and Bill ball players to attend study ses­ Colyer said all freshman are he would be athletically ineligible to compete during you'll have to find another place to learn." Foster encourage players to take sions. "I encourage them to make his freshman year. required to attend sessions a Foote said the Freshman Institute proposal is not advantage of Academic Support use of any tool available to them minimum of 10 hours a week Under the current proposal, "marginal students" etched in stone and, although the final decision is his, Program study sessions that are They are pretty good about it." "They have to prove thmselves," are freshmen who score below 900 on the Scholastic he will listen to alternate advice. funded by the athletic department. Jacqui Colyer, academic support Aptitude Test. Colyer added. "We are still fine-tuning the Freshman Institute," "A lot of them |football players| coordinater supervises tutors and Two and a half hour group and National Collegiate Athletic Association guidelines Foote said. "We are making changes, but we don't would like to have the chance to monitors student/athlete's class individual study sessions are do not allow preferential treatment for athletes. know which just yet." play professionally, but they are attendance. scheduled three times a week in Foote, therefore, does not have the option to lower If the required session for marginal students is realistic enough to know that an In order to remain eligible, the evening for athletes. Tutoring the 900-standard for them. Freshman Institute will implemented, UM would become the only top 10 education is more important," either apply to all students, or to none. athletes must retain the same is also available in the morning football team to have such a program. Johnson said. academic standards as other Uni­ four times a week. Foote's pass/leave decree drew criticism from Aside from the revamped Freshman Institute Last year 72.7 percent of eligible many sides. versity students. The amount of proposal, UM has already implemented stricter senior football players were grad­ hours that a second year athlete Please see page ../TUTORS Can UM maintain high academic standards and achieve athletic success?

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*e> _h. If «• • a 1 M 'I think they should pay 'Yes, I think we can still do 'The University has to be 'We'll always be a 'It is possible, it has been 'Yes, I think so. Now that their own way. They well recruiting. They will more realistic. They do the competitive team. We'll done at other schools. they have special programs already get paid enough. do as well as you push University a service: recruit players and put With the new move for in high school to prepare They're getting in too them to do in high school.' publicity. They aren't part them in the Freshman higher SAT scores, the the athletes for college.' Institute. They'll sit out a easy, getting a free ride. If Craig Erickson, freshman of the general student players won't be able to Alfredo Roberts, senior year, get good grades and they don't get into the football player body. UM should do keep up with superior football player then play.' NFL and they have no tutoring and whatever it students. They shouldn't can.' have to be tutored if they education, then they have Tony Scionti, sophomore, are here.' no life.' Derek Dominic, freshman ex-player Alex Cruz, junior, drama Shannon Mcintosh, senior Up, up and away State attorney addresses seminar

By JFENCER ARONFELD Reno, a native of Miami and Harvard leaders or potential leaders to focus on their Staff Writer Law School graduate, has been a state strengths and weaknesses. attorney since 1976. By getting to know yourself better, you Omicron Delta Kappa, a national leadership She urged students to "look beyond the become more aware of your leadership honor society sponsored its third annual narrow scopes of careers and fields of study, abilities, Bonday said. She also said the Leadership UM seminar highlighted by speak­ and more at the world as a whole." conference will help students develop better er Janet Reno, state district attorney. The She continued, "we are not doing enough. communication skills and management suc­ event was held Saturday in the University How can a prosperous country like ours, one cess. Center Flamingo Ballroom. that can send a man to the moon, still have Bonday said the results of the group The day-long event included workshops on one-fifth of its citizens living in poverty and sessions showed that most of those who group communication and leadership manage­ one-third of its children educationally disad­ attended were highly people oriented and ment. Students from local high schools, Florida vantaged?" concerned with tasks. International University and the University of Shannon High, a senior majoring in commu­ Carrollton High School senior class presi­ Miami participated in a variety of role-playing nication, helped coordinate the program. dent Lynette Cardosh said."I have learned a lot exercises and hands-on workshops. "Making changes is what leadership is all today and this ha.s been a lot of fun " About 52 students attended Reno's speech, about," High said. Students interested in future events spon­ ten of whom were University of Miami Tracy Bonday. a member of ODK, said sored by ODK should contact Tracv Bonday at students. Leadership UM provides the opportunity for 284-2811. Police chief resigns today for new job

By BARBRA SPALTEN Ivy said he does not foresee and any major problems the new MARA DONAHOE 'It is a real career move for me. Nothing here at chief will face. Of the Staff UM is making me leave.' "Things have calmed down here quite a bit," Ivy said. University of Miami Police Curt Ivy, UM Police Chief Chief Curt Ivy has accepted the "Outside problems like the foot­ position as Homestead police ball issue have been worked chief. He resigns from UM today. out." "We're learning about it from chief has not been chosen yet. JON STRAIT/Hurricane Stall "It is a real career step for the papers." Aquino said the "I don't know how much say I Ivy said the only real probem Sigma Chi brothers release balloons for the me," Ivy said. "Nothing here [at staff expects to be briefed some will have in the selection," Ivy on campus is theft, "lt has been, UM] is making me leave." time this week. said. "I think the transition will and continues to be, a problem," Adam Walsh Foundation. Ivy said he wants to return to According to Ivy, the new be smooth. he said. a larger department involving municipal policing. He served on Balloon launch benefits children the Metro-Dade police force for Sigma Chi brothers released Matt Grossman, Sigma Chi almost nine years before coming UM junior crowned queen balloons on the Intramural Field chapter president, said he to UM in February, 1980. Saturday to benefit the Adam thought the launch was success­ Ivy was chosen by Homestead University of Miami junior. Lillian Wilkoszynski, between the ages of 18 and 23. Walsh Resource Center for ful. "The fraternity wanted to City Manager Alex Muxo out of was crowned Orange Bowl Queen this weekend. The The contestants were judged on the basis of Missing and Exploited Children. participate in a good cause," he four candidates for the job. 22-year-old received $2,500 for winning the competi­ personal interviews by a panel of 12 judges. Many of The chapter sold the yellow said. "We didn't receive a re­ Homestead police chief John the contestants are students at I' cal colleges and ward for doing this. The reward tion. balloons inscribed with "Re­ Wall resigned three weeks ago. "I'm still trying to realize it's actually happening, universities. member the Children" last week was having a good feeling." "1 was impressed by the level of education of the Phil Frantantoni, the chapter's Ivy had applied for the posi­ she said. "1*11 know when I learn about the schedule in the University Center Breeze­ tion in Homestead in 1982 when and work, but it will be nice." contestants," she said. "I didn't care to be in a beauty way. philanthropy chairman, was pageant," a contest based only on looks. happy with the turnout. "Be­ Wall was chosen. His will begin Wilkoszynski will participate in all Orange Bowl The balloons sold for 50 cents related events, such as the float and the tennis Wilkoszynski attended Syracuse University until a piece. Sigma Chi raised $615 cause UM is such a small school working in Homestead Nov. 2. she transferred to UM in the spring semester of 1986. 1 didn't expect many contribu­ tournament. for the center. Two-thirds of the Antonio Aquino, a dispatcher She said she found out about the contest the day She is working towards her doctorate degree in money came from University of tions from the students," he at Public Safety, said the staff psychology and speaks four languages. She was born said. "But, it turned out really the applications had to be turned in by reading about Miami students and the remain­ had not been informed about the it in the Miami Hurricane. "It was kind of rushed," in Brazil and has lived In Miami for four years. der of the contributions were W6ll decision. "They've left us pretty she said. — BARBRA SPALTEN collected at area supermarkets. — JEANINE SEYMOUR much in the dark," he said. Wilkoszynski competed against 106 other women Page 2 Tuesdav, Oct. 20. 1987 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Update NEWS p.m. in the Lane Recreation Center. All students JUGGLING CLUB: Practice will be held at 8 p.m. interested in physical conditioning and practical Today in the Lane Recreation Center. self-defense are invited to attend. CIRCLE K: A meeting for members and interested students will be held at 7 p.m. in University Wednesday WATER POLO CLUB: A meeting for members BRIEFS Center 233. and interested students will be held at 8 p.m. at OUTDOOR RECREATION CLUB: A meeting to PRE-LEGAL SOCIETY: Ibis Yearbook pictures the University Center Pool. Women's Commission to meet discuss the snorkeling trip and future outings will will be taken at 7 p.m. in Learning Center 120. A REAL ESTATE BUSINESS LEADERS: A meet­ be held at 7.30 p.m. in University Center 207. The University of Miami's Women's Commission will hold meeting will follow. ing will be held for allmterested students at 5 p.m. PHI BETA SIGMA: The Ibis Yearbook picture will AIKIDO CLUB: A meeting and practice session in SB 302. their first lunchtime meeting of the year noon Thursday in the be taken at 5 p.m. in the Hecht Residential will be held at 2 p.m. in the Lane Recreation Ibis Cafeteria private dining room. The lunch will be brown bag. College lobby. Center. An open discussion of the "Global World of the A03" survey HONOR STUDENTS ASSOCIATION: The Ibis Thursday TAE KWON DO: Training for beginners and will be held with a planning session for future events. Yearbook picture will be taken and upcoming CHRISTIAN SCIENCE ORGANIZATION: A advanced students will be held at 6 p.m. in the For more information contact Rita Deutsch at 284-4333. events will discussed at 8 p.m. in the Eaton meeting will be held at 6 p.m. at 1115 Levante Residental College Classroom. Lane Recreation Center Street. MIAMI INTERNATIONAL DEVELOPMENT OR­ PHOTOGRAPHY CLUB: A meeting will be held Rhodes Scholarship applications due ULTIMATE FRISBEE CLUB: Practice will be held at 8 p.m. in the Eaton Residential College GANIZATION: A meeting will be held at 8:30 at 6:30 p.m. on the Intramural Field. University of Miami applicants for Rhodes Scholarships p.m. in University Center 226-A Conference Room. All are welcome from the WRESTLING CLUB: An organizational meeting COLLEGE BOWL: A meeting will be held at 8 should contact the Honors Program Office no later than Friday. novice to advanced. and practice will be held at 8 p.m. in the Lane p.m. in the Hecht Residential College Classroom. The first requirement in the application process is an on-cam­ GOLF CLUB: A meeting to select officers and Recreation Center. pus interview, which can be arranged through the Honors office. KARATE CLUB: A practice session will be held at discuss possible tournament sites and dates will 4 p.m. in the Lane Recreation Center. Beginners FENCING CLUB: A meeting and practice will be For more information and/or to set up an interview contact be held at 8 p.m. in University Center 245. are welcome. held at 8 p.m in the Lane Recreation Center. Eileen Campbell at 284-5384. SHAOLIN GROUP: A meeting will be held at 4

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Oct 20. 1987 Page 3 Alumnus discusses business By RUSSELL LANDE He got his start in the insurance business insurance company to open in Japan in the Staff Wriler when he was in grammar school and he would 1950s. The company is now the largest sell nickel and dime insurance to kids on the insurance company in Japan. John Amos, chairperson and chief executive playground. The company has subsidiary corporations in officer of the American Family Life Assurance He started the American Family Life Japan that total over 85 percent of the Tokyo Co., said forming an international business Assurance Co. in the state of Georgia because Stock Exchange. The company is also involved means starting small and taking chances. it had "vast opportunities in the insurance with greeting cards, printing and communica­ "It's best to get a slice of the pie, rather world." This was due to the lack of tions, as well asother business ventures than trying for the whole pie," Amos said. development in the state at the time and the throughout the world. They are currently "Once you have a slice the rest will come." fact that no other insurance offices were expanding in Italy and the Far East. Amos spoke about "Building an Internation­ located in that region. al Business from Scratch." 3 p.m. Thursday in Amos said his father, who was in top Amos gave advice to students interested in Learning Center 170 as part of the School of management in an insurance company, was starting a business from scratch. Business CEO-Lecture Series. responsible for his involvement in the insur­ "Taking a chance and risking a loss is the Amos was a undergraduate student at the ance business. "Watching my father was like only way to get ahead," Amos said. "You must University of Miami and a recipient of a watching a pot of gold," he said. feel comfortable with an idea even if it's a gut Doctor of laws degree from UM. American Life was the first American feeling and don't be afraid to make mistakes." Honor society teaches leadership skills By JENNIFER BOWLING tion a great deal of money lost." Staff Writer Walker said, "The day went 'I think it was a succesful conference. We did get well and it was beneficial. We The leaders of the Greek organi­ tried to focus on topics of interest zations at the University of Miami a lot of insight into what characteristics are to all organizations." participated in a leadership confer­ "I think it was a successful ence Saturday to promote leader­ pertinent to leadership and liability.' conference," Ed Mobley of Lamb­ ship skills and discuss issues such Ed Mobley, Lambda Chi Alpha da Chi Alpha said. "We did get a as hazing and legal liabilities. lot of insight into what character­ Ob Soonthornsima, president of istics are pertinent to leadership Interfraternity Council, said,"We and liability." have a common purpose because "Legal Liabilities and Risk Man­ Dr. Emma Rembert, acting dean President of FBG, Veronica we are all Greeks and we have the agement" involved discussion of of Florida International University Mayo, said. "I think it was same basic problems." the legal aspects of running a explained why hazing could be effective in that what the speakers The conference was initiated by chapter. These include accidents, dangerous. 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* OPINION Tuesday, Oct. 20,1987 Page 4 The Miami Hurricane Academics come first over athletics Athletes with lower than 900 SAT scores should be required to enter Freshman Institute

What is more important; A university's success­ md toughness. UM could recapture its Sun Tan U ful, money-generating athletic program, or a image. measure which should strengthen its academic In fact, the 'fun in the sun, it's Tuesday so let's standards? Pick one, you can't have both. Editorial party' image may be accurate, if standards are not raised. After all, UM would be the university The University of Miami faces this setting of which gave up academic integrity for sports. priorities. No doubt is left that UM will not be the UM coaches ask why an athlete would want to Johnson, UM's football coach, told the Herald he same again, whatever the decision. come to UM and maybe flunk out before he even could, "take a lot of abuse and a lot of criticism, Can we have them both — a great team thai begins his freshman year. The answer, of course, is but the one thing I can't take is not having a plays for a superior school? At issue is the Kreshman Institute, a six-week that athletes who are poor scholars won't come chance to win." No. summer session of intensive math and writing for here. low-academic achievers. UM President Edward T. In short, coaches and commonsense tell us that National Collegiate Athletic Association rules !-'oote II proposes to mandate the previously-op­ Already, local high school coaches are saying the quality of athletics at UM will be seriously insists that athletes must be treated as students (a timal Institute for students who score below 900 that if the measure passes they will direct their diminished if athletes have to pass the Freshman novel idea). If UM has a pass/leave summer session on the Scholastic Aptitude Test. players north (go North young man. go North) to Institute. athletes must be part of it. the NCAA tells us. Those who fail the Institute will not be allowed Florida and Florida State. So why institute the Institute? Students who score below 900 on the SAT tn enroll at UM. Athletes who barely pass will be Current UM coaches, also, might go North (or Because academics come first at UM, Foote says. should have to pass the Freshman Institute, Tho ineligible to play their freshman year. East or West). They ask why a person with a He could not be more correct. talent for coaching would stay at a university This University i.s not a farm for the major Hurricane believe. Yes, UM will lose some, if not Top athletes who are poor students will not which does not fully support athletics. The answer, leagues. Nor should it devalue the diplomas of the much, of its athletic prowess. However, Foote will want to come to UM, athletic department officials of course, is that coaches with the talent of a Bill 10,500 or so UM students who are not involved in find that most students would rather come from an fear Fewer quality players could mean a bad team, Foster or Jimmy Johnson won't stay here. collegiate athletics. academic powerhouse than a jock school. which could mean less money from bowl games Foster, UM's baseball coach, told The Miami (there might not be any) and boosters, which Herald that "I'm heading for the hills'' if he has to If standards are not raised, UM runs the risk of Foote has indicated he will announce shortly means less money for teams, etc., etc. go into 75 percent of his games as an underdog. losing its growing reputation of academic worth whether his plan becomes policy. Wednesday classes take too much time They've come a long way

By BILL Rl IMI AKD I after taking two or three hours of lectures and notes. If you did But female lawyers still face discrimination Imagine how much better not have to go to class, you could school would be if only you had head for the library or some an extra day, right in the middle other location right after break­ be until the next generation, if not the fast with a clear mind and really By ROBERT KIRSCHNER accommodate women and to deal with of the week, to do all those next century, that women acheive a get some work done. their problems. These include, but are not things you just don't have "I like to help people avoid and get out limited to, gender bias, maternity leave, proportionate representation at the part­ enough time fur The extra day could also help of trouble. That's very satisfying." said advancement and earnings. nership level." The whole day could be spent students complete their work in attorney Alexander W. Meli, who special­ Two state tax form reports on gender It is a well-established fact that at the library working on an another way. During the week, izes in civil rights and discrimination law biases in the courts in the 1980s cited women still make slightly more than 60 each class meets every other important term paper without Sally Steele, a prosecutor with the many instances of judges and lawyers cents for every dollar earned by males. day. Every student either has being interrupted by attending Lynchburg Commonwealth attorney's of­ with patronizing attitudes toward wom­ Inevitably, this is reflected in the salaries had or will have at least one classes. Or, maybe you could fice says the most rewarding aspect of of female lawyers as well: According to professor that gives three or four en. For example, one lawyerwas asked to spend the whole day putting in law is being able to see people who have the U.S. Bureau of Census, one percent of days worth of work for a two sit on a judge's lap while she was arguing hours at work so that you been wronged go into court and tell their a motionbefore him. And, women lawyers female lawyers and judges earned $60,- wouldn't have to go there for the day period. This problem would story. "While physical wounds heal are frequently addressed as "little girl" 000 or more in contrast to 37 percent of rest of the week Then again, be alleviated at least somewhat- within a short time, going to court seems and "young lady," even over their male attorneys. Although there are still you might choose to spend your because of the three days be­ to start the important emotional healing difficulties for women, the situation is day at the beach; relaxing, tween classes. objections. process as well," she said. substantially improving. With the steady taking in the sun, playing volley­ While maternity leave policies are Having Wednesdays off would While there are numerous benefits being implementedwithout circumstance, inflow of women, the profession is ball help professors, University em­ associated with a law career, such as the problem lies not in the policiesthem- frequently forced to re-evaluate its posi­ ployees, and commuters save All this could be possible if those expressed in the preceding quotes selves, but with the long-term effects tions and respective policies concerning classes that met on that day both money and aggravation, by practicing attorneys, as well as job women. because they would only have to associated with the leave relative to were eliminated. security and above average earnings, it moving up the firm ladder. Mow do women feel about and deal It may sound crazy, but it come to UM four times a week. I takes many years of college, law school, think everybody involved would According to The American liar Asso­ with being a minority? Is it difficult? could be done. We already have and actual training within a firm to ciation Journal, a Washington, D.C. "I don't feel I'm being treated any (lasses that meet only twice a enjoy buying 20 percent lessgas achieve professional status. placement coordinator said that at a differently than men," Steele said. week — on Tuesday and Thurs­ for commuting purposes and Presently, women are just starting to major New York law firm, women took Unfortunately this is not true for most day for 75 minutes If the 50 only having to fight traffic four establish a well-ground foothold in the women. Many feel that their credibility is minute Monday. Wednesday, and times a week. advantage of the maternity leave policy profession. According to 1986 statistics constantly being called into question.But, Friday classes were changed to The only problem with the "understanding that it would not affect compiled by The Department of Labor, 18 their role in the firm — only to find that of course, I must inject that this is the 75 minutes, they too could meet plan is that there would be fewer percent of attorneys nationally are wom­ twice a week Classes would be sections available for each class, was not the case." general sentimentof the nation. Having en, doubling from 9 percent just 10 years Ms. magazine statistics show 60 per­ worked in three law firms, I've worked held on Monday and Thursday or since fewer 75 minute classes fit ago. Tuesday and Friday, with into a day than 50 minute ones. cent of female attorneys have children in formany professional female attorneys. Wednesday as a free day! Although, this effect would be Interestingly, a recent survey by The contrast to 25 percent of the male However, let me share with you two Virginia Lawyers Weekly revealed that attorneys. Perhaps, this situation i.s due in admirable, but generally unsuccessful The first of the many benefits minimized if UM's enrollment continues to decrease in the only 13 percent of all Virginia lawyers part to the fear of being penalized for strategies used by women with their male <>f having Wednesday free is that are women. Due to the relatively small taking paternity leave. co-workers. you would have the whole day to future. representation of women in the profes­ Bankruptcy Court Judge Lisa Fenning do whatever needs to be done. Though it may seem unusual The crusader was one of two women sion, it is understandably still learning to contends that at the current rate "it won't The day would not be interrupt­ and it would make for slightly on the staff of a 15-attorney law firm. ed by having to walk or drive to longer days of classes, the ad­ She violently protested and pointed out and from classes, which, for vantages of this plan are too every indiscretion and inequity in the most, can take anywhere from great to allow it to be ignored. firm. "YOU, get out of the elevator first, 10 to 30 minutes each way. Also, This is something that the Uni­ hairbag!" It's noble, and may have raised unless you are so fortunate that versity's Long-Range Planning the conscious level of the firm, but all your classes are consecutive, Committee needs to consider. It unfortunately combativeness is not con­ there are those one or two hour may be off-the-wall and unfeasa- ducive to business relationships. breaks between classes that in­ ble at present, but innovativei- One female attorney, who had just evitably get wasted, no matter deas often are. graduated from law school and joined the how much you vow to use them I'm sure the University would firm, was more passive but equally wisely. not mind the attention and the extreme. She typically dealt with male And it is not much fun to head publicity. collegues by displaying those feminine for the beach at II or 4 attributes most readily recognized and p.m.(when classes are finished) Hill Hemhardt. a junior major rewarded by men. She wore a wedding if you could have been there at ing in accounting, is an opinion gown to her first court hearing and a 10 in the morning. columniit for The Miami Hurri­ bright mini-dress to her first set of Also, it is tough to get motivat­ cane. His column appears even depositions. While her dress was stun­ ed to studv or do other work Tuesday. ningly bright (and my memory is quite clear on this point) her future as a partner in the firm was not. Clearly, somewhere in these extremist reactionaries lies a workable business attitude. Most women are sensitive to the STAFF realities of the business world and its • M • • •' ttmtweakty durmg tha tcsdvfnn yarn snd ••• unspoken rules. For others, the realization :.y thr umhtgr-tduttt wtudttntt nt tin- Umw§tt\ <*' Mi,im< This '••it tttt* eMe-fuVl ."ii/ iifimions nf thr Uftltn that their behavior or actions are faux pas 'Y nr admmtstrstton will never occur. This situation represents of M another problem facing women today — '•' i undergrfduattt ttud&nt botfy a lack of mentoring. So, what is the correct "attltlude?" The DEBBIE MORGAN DODD CLASEN most pragmatic approach to being a Editor in Chief Business Manager female attorney, in the words of the noted and widely read 0//iria/ Lawyers Hand News Editor Mai a Donahoe book, is to exhibit "diplomacy, compe­ Assistant News Editors Caren Burmeister tence, thick skin, and a strong sense of Barbra Spalten humor." Opinion Editor Tim Huebner Accent Editor Lina Lopez "Sure, I'll get you some coffee, Mr. Assistant Accent Editor Maureen McDermott Sports Editor. Turk, if you'll pick up some pantyhose for ..Dan Le Batard me when you go to lunch." Assistant Sports Editor Sue Devey Insight Editor Patrick McCreery Photo Editor Beth Keiser Assistant Photo Editor Erik Cocks Contributing Editors Jason Ban y Kooert KirsrJiner. a sophomore major John Beaulieu ing in chemistry, is an opinion columnist Scott Alan Salomon for The Miami Hurricane. Andy Shipe John Stoltenborg Copy Editors Andrea Chiaramonte Montrese Hamilton Shawna Seng Alcohol Awareness Week needs support Newsbriefs Editor Suianne Schierholt Cartoonists Matthew Bennett This week, as students, faculty the Rathskeller and Student A Heen Buslig week. I encourage everyone U and administrators walk through Government are all joining forc­ Charles Vignola campus, they will encounter a participate in the programs .ef Letter e's to promote and sponsor events fered and to help it become th' Herald Manager William Yonkowski myriad of events celebrating ranging from parties and con­ Production Manager Leah Lepore National Collegiate Alcohol number one school in the natio remember thai when we drink, tests to movies and lectures. The lor celebrating safely. Assistant Production Manager Dawn Dress Awareness Week. theme of the week will be we must do so in a safe and That is a distinction we coull Classifieds Manager Stephanie Chancy responsible manner. "Celebrate Safely it UM." Circulation Manager Kurt Hall all be proud of. Of all the events at lhe This week is also an opportu­ Senior Advisor Bruce Garrison University ol Miami, this is nity for UM to be proud nf its The University of Miami has Financial Advisor Raymonde Bilger perhaps the most important. This student organizations. BAC­ heen called the number two _ Bill Bane Staff Coordinator Pam Hernandez is an opportunity for all of us to CHUS, IFC, Panhellenic Council, party school in the nation. This President, Student Governmmee n ACCENT Page 5 The Miami Hurricane Tuesday, Oct. 20,1987 Campus sit com filmed

Directors await •dvisor approval

By LINA LOPEZ Accent Edilor

After a series of delays, filming began last weekend for the Uni- versity of Miami cable station's first continuing situation comedy.

Seniors Charles Vignola and Daniel Weidenfeld, both motion pi, lures majors, write, produce and direct Campus, a half-hour show. The show centers around the adventures of a group of universi­ tv students. It will be filmed on UM's campus, but is meant to [.present "a general university," Weidenfeld said. BETH KEISER/Hurricane Staff "Each character is a broad exaggeration of |the different (Above) Campus actor Jordan Pech and producers Dan Weidenfeld and personalities] you find at a univer- Charles Vignola held auditions Thursday for the female roles in the new he explained. situation comedy. (Right) Doug Amaturo will play a lead role on the show. Vignola added, "It's like in |the •• levision show| Soap where ev- pull something off with panache had asked for story boards for the finding a location last week to e ryone is crazy. There is no Joe routes | to get an approved loca­ before we graduate," Vignola said. show to be ready before he would hold auditions for the female roles. inside jokes nobody understood," Neirmal in the show." tion] for the auditions. We had no "We wanted to improve the give his approval. Even then, he Weidenfeld and Vignola tried to they said. The directors plan to air Cam­ choice but to use a location that ideas already existing at the cable did not give approval, Vignola reserve the cable studio, but were pus, three times a semester. The didn't need approval," Vignola Having dealt with difficulties of station," he said. "We wanted it to said. told it was booked up, they said. said. first showing will be in mid to late reach its full creative potential." Bardgett explained, "People writing, producing and directing a November. Campus will follow The idea for the show began last haven't done anything |shot any They put up fliers announcing television show, Weidenfeld and the standard situation comedy spring, but "any stumbling blocks footage|, so we have nothing to that auditions for the female roles Weidenfeld and Vignola said Vignola are eager to see the format — two acts, each with you can imagine were put in the look at ... We're not going to would be held in their on-campus they can understand why Bardgett end-product of their work on the three scenes, ending with a way of getting it on the air," approve something on their apartment, which compounded the is "uneasy in approving a comedy air soon. i hffhanger. Vignola said. word." problems. show" because last year the cable Weidenfeld and Vignola want to According to Vignola, telecom­ "We had everything ready three Prof. Judy Wallace, who is the station had a bad experience with "It's a way to leave our legacy." UK the show as a type of resume munication professor Ralph weeks ago," Vignola said. He said executive producer of the cable a program called No Frills Televi­ said Vignola. f their work at the University. Bardgett. who "acts as a filter for Bardgett told him that no equip­ soap opera Passions, objected to sion, a Saturday Night Live-type "It's the only opportunity we'll the material and gives final ap­ ment was available for taping. the location for the auditions. show with comedy skits which Andy Shipe contributed to this ave to direct, write and hopefully proval on which shows can air." The most recent problem was "We had gone through all the turned out "tasteless and full of article. edtime tuck-in service available >enate faces step forward

By LINA LOPEZ Accent Editor

Rock-a-bye, baby, on the tree pp.. Cookies and milk, Teddy bears, bzzy slippers, bedtime stories, ptudent Government ...

Hey, wait a minute! How does Student Government fit in the picture? SG is sponsoring a tuck-in ervice for students on campus, for $2, a member of SG will bring km cookies and milk, read you a bedtime story and tuck you into led, explained Troy Bell, sopho- pore senator and member of the enate university affairs commu­ te.

"The average student doesn't •now the faces behind Student overnment," Bell said. "This is a (ray of increasing student aware- ess of senate faces." I The tuck-in service, an "ambi- DUS activity" according to Bell, 'ill first run as a pilot program 'I've received positive reactions a profit, he said, "The money will from a majority of the senate," go back into Student Government, Dm Sunday through Tuesday in t HlK COCKS/Hurricane Skill '"•der to work out any details or Bell said, adding that once the which eventually will benefit stu­ problems idea's feasibility is determined, the dents." senators would most likely pass » The service will be provided the resolution. Bell said the idea has been before 11 p.m., with resident "Other universities do it year- brought before the administration, Dead end Itsislanie acting as chaperones, round or once a month and it has but has drawn no reaction in Sell explained. After the pilot been successful," Bell said. either direction. Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity celebrates Alcohol Awareness Week by trashing a jHogram, Bell said he will report This is not the firsl time a "After we go over the results of car as a statement of the effects of drinking and driving. Last night, Greek the results to the senate. tuck-in service has been offered at the pilot program, we will report organizations participated in a drink-off, featuring non-alcoholic drinks. • The idea is still in review and, the University of Miami. Last year back the administration with all HftiT the strengths and weakness- Stanford Residential College resi­ possible problems and solutions Afterward, Greeks acted out various party scenarios involving alcohol in the of the service are evaluated, the dents provided the service as a mapped out," Bell explained. International Lounge of the University Center. ea will be presented as a formal fundraiser. "We don't forsee any prob­ |solution before the senate for Bell said that financially the lems," he said. "It's all innocent broval. venture will break even. If there is fun." Homecoming 1987 Modern rhythms anchored by reggae roots By J.P. SZYMKOWICZ introduced into America in the Schedule of Events Stuff Writer Forum highlights musical origins of Police, U2 early 1960s. Along with the prob­ lems occuring in Jamaica in 1967. Sun., Nov. 1. Th* Hurricane Howl, featuring the Outfield at B pm protest themes overpowered the on th* University Center Palio The Organization for Jamaican M. Peggy Quattro, founder and today's yuppies," Quattro said. Unity presented an informational editor of the Reggae Report, spoke Alternative college radio sta­ happy themes of reggae Before Fri., Nov. 6 Opening Ceremonies at 8 p.m. at Lake Osceola seminar on reggae music Thurday to the crowd of 40 about reggae tions have given support to much coming to America, reggae's fell Sat., Nov. 7... Swim-a-thon lor the Miami Protect at University night in Brocltway Hall. Godfrey and current trends in that style of of today's reggae music Recently, lowing in Europe grew after many Center Pool Comrie, a Jamaican student at the music. Reggae Report is a bi­ reggae clubs have sprung up in Jamaicans moved to Fngland after Sun., Nov. 8.. mi- Alumni Hall ol Fame at 3 p.m. in Gusman Hall University of Miami and former monthly magazine with a circula­ Miami: such as the Pier House Inn, serving in the Royal Air Force Miss UM Pageant at 6 pjn. in Gusman Hall DJ on WVUM (90.5-FM), was the tion of 10,000 which covers reggae Stinger and the Rolex master of ceremonies for the happenings from around the According to Barnes, reggae has Mon., Nov. 9. Best ol UM Fair and tip synch contest al noon on th* two-hour session. world. Patio Winston Barnes, a reggae jour­ been the core of many songs, such Comrie noted, "It is important Quattro said the movement of nalist, spoke on the history of as Tina Turner's "What's Love Got Organized Cheer Night at 5:30 p m. on the Patio for Americans to learn about reggae today has been continuous­ reggae and how it applies to To do With It" and Paul Simon's Tu**., Nov. 10.. The Boat Regretta al noon on the Palio reggae, because reggae is the ly forward. American music. 1973 hit "Mother and Child Re­ Banner Decoration* al 5 p.m on Ihe Patio foundation for the music of such "Reggae is the tie that binds union." Barnes noted that "many Mr. UM Contest al 8 p m in Ihe Rathskeller bands as UB40, the Police and Caribbean culture in South Flori­ Reggae grew from traditional artists use reggae-based rhythms Wed., Nov. 11...... Sports Appreciation Day al noon on the Patio U2." da, as well as the 'new music' for Jamaican folk music and was and don't even know it is regi Thur*., Nov. 12 i u Oughta Be a Pig al noon on the Patio Pared* al 6 p.m. on Ponce de Leon Blvd. Alumni Night al 6 pjn. in Ih* Rathskeller On the Record Pep Rally at 8:30 p.m. on the Patio WVUM's Pick of the Week Boat Burning and Firework* at 9 p.m. on Lake Osceola Fri., Nov. 13 Midday Recess Irom 11 a.m. lo 1 pm. on Ihe Palio Formal Ball Irom 9 p.m. to 1 a.m at Ihe Hyatt Regency Hotel The Jesus and Mary Chain, Darklands Sat., Nov. 14 University ol Miami v». Virginia Tech al 7:30 p.m. in Ih* Orange Bowl By ADAM ABRAMSON The album's first single. Change are not i Uar. The re­ proven their ability to treat and "April Skies," perfectly exem­ fined sound will, however, leave painful topics in a mature elo­ SHAWN BELL plifies the band's change. The 1 many previous fans disappoint­ quent fashion. .Special to the Hurru anv mood portrayed i.s happier, and ed. each instrument is clear and Older fans can find some Regardless of any changes, )hoir Day features Singing Hurricanes The latest outing by the Jesus distinct. Unfortunately, though. solace in rougher cuts such as Darklumls proves to be a really and Mary Chain, Darklands. "Happy When it Rains," the "Fall." Still no feedback, but the groovy album. Frequent listener proves to be quite a departure second single, is alarmingly instrument* and vocals have not requests at WVUM (90.5-FM) South Florida high school sing­ The UM Singing Hurricanes will from the band's first effort. similar. been polished to the degree of indicate a powerful album on perform at noon Saturday on the les and performers will attend Psycho Candy. The distorted the other cuts. the college charts University Center Patio. They will feedbak that so characterized This sound is sure to reel in Lyrically, the Chain has re­ workshops and lectures presented perform top-40 tunes. The event is • • • Psycho Candy has been replaced scores of new fans. Considering mained fairly consistent with On tha Record is written b\ stuff free to the public. |v the faculty of the University of by more intriguing harmonies there has been no change in the first album. Brothers Jim rn.'inhere, „f compUl radio ltd Vrami School of Music as part of and tighter musicianship. personnel or label, causes for the and William Reid have again tion WVUM ($0J-FMJ Honors Choir Day Saturday. —LINA LOPEZ

' SPORTS Page 6 The Miami Hurricane Tuesday, Oct. 20,1987 Mira's fantasy year 'On the field, I want to punch people' He does not want the physical field, I don't want anyone to touch By SCOTT ALAN SALOMON Dick Butkus, but the award that me. I want to punch people. I'm a Contributing Edilor was named for the former great nice guy except on the field, that's Chicago Bears linebacker. The where I do my business." The score is Miami 30 and award goes to the top college Off the football field, he enjoys Oklahoma 26, and the Sooners are linebacker in the country each hitting something else - baseballs. trying to win a national title in the year. Last year's winner was The Palmetto High School grad­ Orange Bowl. Oklahoma quarter­ Cornelius Bennett, formerly of the uate played baseballsince before back Jamelle Holieway has his Alabama Crimson Tide. high school. Upon his arrival to troops facing a fourth-and-three at "Personally, I have my eyes set UM, baseball became second fid­ the Miami nine-yard line. Holie­ on the Butkus Award," Mira said. dle. way breaks the huddle, and the "I have to improve on certain "I'd love to play both sports," play is under way. areas, and hopefully I will win it." Mira said. "Bo Jackson (Kansas Holieway throws to All- In his spohomore season, his City Royals and Los Angeles American tight-end Keith Jackson. first in a starting role, he broke a Raiders) is doing it, and Deion Jackson hooks the ball into his UM record for most tackles in a Sanders (Florida State University) chest, but Miami inside linebacker season by a middle-linebacker did it. I love baseball. I know more George Mira is there to pop with 76. Every year he plays, the about baseball than I do about Jackson back to Norman, Okla. record is broken again. football." The ball drops to the ground, and Last season, Mira says, he did the Hurricanes win the national Mira is looking into a crystal not have the drive that it took to ball, and sees his future. He sees a title. win the award, but he did manage The above could happen this 6-0, 232 pound linebacker in the to lead the team in tackles for the National Football League. The son January, but as of yet, it is purely second consecutive year. fiction. All that needs to be said is of former-UM and Miami Dolphins This year, however, he is going star George Mira, Sr. is confident if the situation does occur, Mira to make his run at the top spot. will be there to meet his challeng­ about his chances in the profes­ "I'm doing a lot better this sional ranks. er. Head on. year," Mira said. "I've worked a "I am a very confident person," "I don't even worry about It," lot. This is my last year here, and I he said. "There aren't many line­ said Mira. "I don't feel that there need to work harder." is anyone who can beat me one on backers in the NFL that are as one." Unless one is senile or crazed, he strong as I am, and the players Mira, a senior, recorded 189 would want to run the other way that I play against are profession­ tackles last year. This season, he is when he sees Mira chasing him on als, and are quite capable of the well on his way to slashing Scott the pitch. Mira will not only hit NFL. I don't have a problem Nicolas' career tackling record at you, but, like a kid in Disneyland, handling myself out there." UM (456). Coming into the season he will thoroughly enjoy it. Make no doubt about it, this with 343 career stops, Mira, who "I like to hit people, nail them," local yokel is strong. In his already has 31 in four games this Mira said. "It's fun. I like to hurt freshman year, Mira broke Keith year, is on his way with 374. people on the field. . .When teams Griffin's freshman bench press The record, however, is not don't run the ball on us, 1 get record with 375 pounds. Four what Mira wants right now. Aside angry. years later, he is pressing 455, from the elusive national title, he "Off the field, I'm quiet, noncha­ squats 520 pounds, and runs the wants Dick Butkus. lant," he said. "When I get on the 40-yard dash in 4.7 seconds. Athletics vs. academics? Athletics may suffer from proposal

ATHLETES/ From page I guarantees,'' said Johnny Taylor, who tutored some of the freshmen athletes at last summer's Freshman Institute. "There is no question that academics are getting "However, I told them there is always a price you harder," said sophomore defensive tackle Jimmie have to pay to be a top academic institution... Some of Jones. "You either get the grades or you're out of the players are saying if they knew they had to go to here. I've got to start bearing down in philosophy Freshman Institute, they wouldn't have come here" class because everyone knows I ain't no philosopher." Some have speculated that the increased emphasis '•:-*: •*• ••••••• Junior wide receiver Michael Irvin said, "The on academics might lead Johnson and Foster to leave COURTESV .SPORTS INFORMATION academics here are tough, much tougher than other the school, but the coaches and Foote deny it. schools. The time we put out on the football field Foster said he "doubts" he will leave, and Johnson Geoge Mira Jr., pictured here trying to get his hands on FSU fullback Dayne makes it harder to hit the books. Every time you're said that the only thing that could lure him away Williams, also want to get a grasp on the Butkus Award, given to the nation's tired and want to close the book or close your eyes, from UM is a good job in the National Football you have to tell yourself not to quit." League. best linebacker. Freshman wide receiver Randall Hill, who Foote: "As far as I know, Johnson and Foster are attended the Freshman Institute this summer, said, happy here and don't plan on leaving. I hope both "An athlete is supposed to be a student. I doubt that coaches stay a long time, and I am very happy with the Freshman Institute will deter any athletes from the job they are doing." A football player's frustration coming here. I think Freshman Institute was very "We are not at odds with the academic officials,u beneficial for me, and I think Miami can still be Johnson said. "Definitely not." athletically competitive." "We have been working with the administration play football again, he has come Athletic officials still worry that these higher and faculty to resolve our problems," said Larry Eric Ham down but not out out of rehabilitation with only a academic standards will scare some exceptional Wahl, associate athletic director of communication. slight limp in his walk. athletes away from the University. "There is a concern, but we in the athletic By TODD CLINE Ham's main problem has been "I don't doubt that we'll be losing some top department are excited about where the school is "I didn't think it would turn out getting used to being unable to Stall Wnlcr athletes," Foote said, "but they probably shouldn't going academically." this way," Ham remembered. "I play while all his teammates are have been here to begin with. I think we can build a Foote is particularly pleased with the way Johnson didn't think it would carry over out on the field. He has tried to top-flight academic program and at the same time has improved graduation rates among football In a football game with the for a whole season or two." University of Miami against Cin­ stay close to the team by helping build a competitive, a very competitive athletic players. In 1982, under then-head coach Howard Throughout the rehabilitation the coaching staff tape practices. program. Schnellenberger, UM graduated only 9.1 percent of cinnati during the middle of the process. Ham worked hard to get season last year, something hap­ "It hits me sometimes when I "I don't think one has to suffer from the other, but those eligible. Last year, Johnson graduated 72.7. the knee in football-playing shape see the guys playing every day," academics come first at this university. That's what But some athletic boosters say the University is pened to Eric Ham that every again. He attended both summer football player dreads. said Ham. "I just wanted to be a we are here for. If it's between academics and going overboard with academics. sessions of school and continued to part of the team...I guess that's something else, something else will always come "I fully believe in academics, and I hope UM will While making a cut during a receive treatment for the injury. why I took the job filming." second, but I don't see it coming to one against the continue to graduate its players," Doc Lebo said, "but run, Ham's knee couldn't weather But in the middle of the summer, Ham is scheduled to graduate other." I think right now there is an overreaction, too much the artificial turf and twisted in a when he could only bend his leg to next year and does have one more Others are not convinced. emphasis on academics. I believe in the philosophy, way that knees weren't made to a 90-degree angle, Ham had to year of eligibility left, a year that "I'm happy as long as I can field a team that has but what is being proposed academically is way out twist have another operation to remove he would like to use to "maybe try the chance to compete at the highest level," UM of line." The result was an injury that scar tissue. it again" although he admits it Coach Jimmy Johnson told The Miami Herald. "I can Many non-athlete students disagree. sidelined Ham for not only the During the whole ordeal Ham won't be easy because the knee is take a lot of abuse and a lot of criticism, but the one "I have a BA in marketing and someone else has remainder of the '86 season, but never lost confidence in that he still unstable. thing I can't take is not having a chance to win. the same major but can't read, write or spell, then it for this season and possibly his could possibly play football again Even if he can't play next year, Where we're headed, it's going to severely hurt us ..." devalues my degree," said sophomore Steve Bagdan. career. "I never thought of not playing Ham realizes that his ordeal could "It slims the prospects," UM basketball coach Bill "Ideally, you want to be sound athletically and again," he said. "To get through have been worse. Foster said of the higher academic requirements. "We academically, but I just don't see it happening. There Even though Ham knew the something like that you've got to injury was serious, he never "I'm just thankful I can walk. I will lose top athletes." is going to have to be a decision. No matter how have the right attitude." could've messed it up more but in "I was talking to some of the players and they say important the person is to the team, if they don't dreamt that it would have such an That attitude served Ham well impact on his life and career. football that's the risk you've got Miami's not going to get the good recruits when the maintain a minumum GPA they should be thrown out Even though he probably won't to take," he said. recruits can go to some of the other schools and get of the school." CSR's swimming and golf tourneys have record turnouts By SUE DEVEY first-round 78, later to tie for the tournament lead in ,.Piston! Sports Fdllor Two fraternities lead points race after wins the final round with Sigma Alpha Mu's Rich O'Brien. This year's annual Campus Sports swim meet was Linda Woolnough won the women's division with a record-breaking event — not because new school 100-yard individual medley (25 yards of each stroke) cement the team's third place rank. an opening round of 89. swimming records were set (they weren't), but and the 25-yard breast stroke. Brian Scarry won the 100-yard individual medley Pi Kappa Alpha is leading the divisional points because of the massive revival of participation in the Air Force ROTC's women's team took second and the 50-yard butterfly to lead the men's half of the race with 222 after strong showings in the golf event, which had been dying out over the past few place in the meet, and Heidi Brown, swimming Mahoney Maniacs to a fourth place finish; two points tournament (50 points for first place), the swim meet years. individually, placed third in two events. behind Pike. Zeta Beta Tau and Alpha Sigma Phi tied (42 points for third place), and the football season A dozen teams competed, an unexpected increase Sigma Alpha Mu fraternity dominated the men's for fifth place. (130 for fourth place). of 100 percent over last year's number. Two women's division, taking first place in four of seven events and CSR's annual golf tournament also sported its Sigma Alpha Mu is a step behind with 216 points teams and one individual swam, a phenomenal accumulating 81 points. Freshman Scott Latch won largest turnout in years with 50 participants. The after placing second in the golf tourney, first in the turnout compared to last year's solitary women's two individual races, the 100-yard freestyle and the quality of the players increased tremendously, swim meet, and fifth in touch football. entry. 50-yard breaststroke, and assisted in both of Sigma because 87 was the cut for the final round, and in In the presidential points race, Sigma Alpha Mu The women's half of the Mahoney Maniacs team Alpha Mu's relay victories. past years the cut had been in the mid-90's. leads the pack with 7.5 points, earning five for its placed first in five of six events. Rosa Verdeja won The men's half of the Air Force ROTC squad Fourteen players, representing six teams, ad­ swim victory and 2.5 for its second place golf two individual races — the 25-yard backstroke, placed second in the meet with 56 points, followed vanced to the final round played Friday at the showing. Pi Kappa Alpha is second with five points which she won in 1985, and the 50-yard freestyle. close behind by Pi Kappa Alpha at 50. Pike's Derek Biltmore golf course. for its golf tourney victory and AFROTC brings up Verdeja's teammate, Cheridah Roberts, won the Watson took first place in the 50-yard backstroke to Pi Kappa Alpha's Ricco Lepore led the field with a the rear with 2.5 points for the swim meet. Swimmer makes a splash Veteran gives Transfer Frostad finds debut successful By LAUREN SALLATA But Frostad said that this is the and they all cheered me on to crew its depth Staff Wriler first time he's ever "intensely" win." trained with weightlifting and Looking ahead to upcoming For someone who began swim­ conditioning. meets. Frostad said he is anxious Sculler's work ethic gives team edge ming merely to keep his weight about swimming against Auburn down, Keith Frostad has come a Compared to some of his former and Tennessee "because I was By KIP KUDUK long way. methods of training, he described recruited by both of them." senior began rowing at 14 with So far this season he's had some the University of Miami's swim­ Out of high school he was also Staff Writer the Big Five Club and was part of impressive finishes against some ming program as "reallyunbelieva- recruited by Southern Methodist the team that won the state veteran competitors. The sopho­ ble." University and the University of When you mention hard work, more transfer student from Sacra­ Art De Castro knows what you're with he Miami Rowing Club and When he spoke of his new California. He choseSacramento talking about. Every morning he mento City Junior College won coach, Jack Nelson, the first because, " I didn't know what I rS " **•' Junior nation two events against Florida State wakes up at 5:30 a.m. with the words he blurted out were, "He is wanted and I wasn't a very gtxjd rest of the crew team. He then als, where his team took home University In the season's opener. the best motivator." He also added student." championship honors in 1983 Frostad is a distance swimmer, attends a full day of classes, that he respects Nelson and likes Frostad's goals for the coming majoring in something that is not competing in both the 1000 and him as a person. year include qualifying in July for The year that the University of SOO-meter freestyle. exactly easy — electrical engi­ Tampa crew team was the state the Olympic Trials In Austin. neering. Prior to swimming for Sacra­ Frostad was also quick to point Texas. He has already recorded runner-up reaching the finals of mento last year, he spent fifteen out that his teammates are helpful some qualifying times in the De Castro is one of the few the Dade Vail Regatta, De Castro years training with Mark Spitz's and supportive. " During the FSU 400-meter freestyle and said he is members of the men's rowing was a instrumental member of the Frostad former coach, Sherm Chavoor. meet, I was coming from behind looking forward to competing. team with any experience. The Please see page 7/CREW I. i THE MIAMI HURRICANE Tuesday. Oct 20. 1987 Pay 7 Crew member dedicated to BRIEFLY team, sport THE STUDENT BODY IN SPORTS CREW /From page 6 team. A well-rounded athlete, he WILL NEVER Miami doubles team wins pro tourney also participated in baseball and basketball while attending Chris­ University of Miami tennis duo Ronni Reis and Lise Gregory topher Columbus High School in Miami until a shoulder injury defeated Cammy and Cynthia MacGregor in the final round of the sidelined him. $75,000 Honda Classic held last week in Puerto Rico. BE THE SAME For someone who started row­ Individually, Reis advanced to the quarterfinals and Gregory ing in eighth grade, De Castro still made it to the second round. remains excited about and chal­ Bodyworks is now offering special discounts to students on all memberships. We feature In 1985, Reis and Gregory won the NCAA doubles champion lenged by the sport. "I started off slowly," he said. ship. "Ever since I won my first race I the most advanced concepts in fitness available today. just got hooked on it. It's really competive and hard to train for." Nautilus, Keiser, Cam Star, Paramount Free Weights, Lifecycles, Rowers, Treadmills, Hurricane basketball practice commences "It takes a lot of dedication, but it's worth it once you do well and Stairmasters, Skytrack, 40 Aerobics Classes, Sauna, Steam, Whirlpool, Massage, Tanning, The University of Miami men's and women's basketball get the boat moving." teams began practicing Thursday. The first meet of the season will Free Parking, and much more. take place on Oct. 24 at the Miami Highlighting the men's team practice was the start of a battle River. None of the state's big amongst six candidates for two starting guard positions. Two are name schools will be there, so it will be similar to an exhibition returning guards Kevin Presto and Joel Warren. The other four baseball game. are recruits Thomas Hocker, Bruce Moore, Reggie Polnitz and De Castro will be in the fifth BONUS Levertis Williams. position this year, as opposed to being stroke man last year, and he Returning starters Eric Brown and Dennis Burns will com­ approaches the new campaign Join this month and receive 2 tickets to Wednesday night at Parallel Bar. pete for the small forward spot, Lemuel Howard is the forerunner with enthusiasm. "We've got almost everyone for the power forward postition and Tito Horford will start at returning from last year's team. I Call for a Complimentary Tour center. expect to do very well," he said. The women's team has experienced a change in coaching "We have an early start this year. staff. Ken Patrick replaced Lyn Dunn as head coach, and Kim Right now we're just tuning up on I and, a former All-America at Indiana University, was appointed our technique." 665*5468 assistant coach. " It's going to take a lot hard work, but I think we'll do well." Last year, in the school's first season of intercollegiate rowing \ UM hires new athletic trainer competition. UM finished fifth in the national finals held in Philadel­ phia. The team started practice bodyworks The University of Miami athletic department has announced the appointment of Molly Ann Kepner to the position of assistant very late in the year, so with ample time to get it together this athletic trainer. year, expectations are set higher. "Our main competition right She will be responsible for the women's basketball team, re­ now is FIT | Florida Institute of placing Sherry Kimbro who recently took a position at the Uni­ Technology I," stated De Castro. versity of Alabama. Individually, De Castro plans to pursue rowing after graduation. Kepner was a graduate assistant at Ohio University for one "I plan on rowing later," he year prior to her appointment to the Hurricane staff. She received said. It doesn't end once you leave a Bachelor of Science degree in Education and Athletic Training college — there are a lot of opportunities out there for nation­ at West Virginia University. als or anything you want to do after graduation." De Castro believes that UM's Golf club to draft constitution rowing program will elevate itself over the next few years. The golf club will hold a meeting Wednesday at 8 p.m. in "I think our program will be room 245 of Whitten University Center to finalize a draft of the very good, especially if our head coach | .Ini1 O'Connorl sticks club constitution. around and we get a few more Also discussed will be the selection of officers and prospec­ assistant coaches," he said. tive tournament sites and dates for the remainder of the year. "We've got five new boats, so that For additional information, contact Rich O'Brien at 284-6447. will help out a lot." —SUE DEVEY "In the next couple of years, I can see us as possibly the best school in the state."

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Fall 1987 fwmtU EDITORIAL EditorMichae inl Weis Chiefs Executive Editors Robin Clark Catie Lott Contributing Editor What's a man Dini von Mueffling Design/Production Catie Lott Headline Assistant Zibby Costello supposed to do? CORRESPONDENTS A ruona State U Northwestern U V of Colorado Greg Krws Ben Shaevitz Karen Sparks In these confusing times Andy Mrozinski Corinne Stagen Olaf Hans Buntrock Augustana College Northeastern U Mike Myers a man's got to be ready &+ Mavis Olson Tom Esty V of Detroit Carey Boyum Joshua Levine Dave McPhail to do just about any- "* Baldwin-Wallace OAio State V V of Florida Ron Brown Nick Kelli Kim Pryor ihing-handle a rowdy f^Ji Ken N-.he.il/t- Mitch Williams Eric Schultz drunk or deliver a Barry College Laura Reichard Soreyrith Um Valerie Donati Oregon State V JeffZbar baby, fly an airplane Boston U Jill Lewis V of Kansas Jennifer Ayala Mark '"rummett Susie Bishop or cook a seven-course Brandeis V Penn State Pam Springier Adam Stone Mark Brennan IJ of Maryland meal. 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Maybe a "C" here, a .Leah Ingram Richard O'Rourke YaleU It's a new year. Doesn't matter how much you've broken romance there, and a flat tire once in a Ellis Marsalis U of Chicago Liam Callanan screwed things up in the past. That's the great while are necessary to remind us that life is not a NC State V Mona EINaggar Wendy Cranden thing about September. There is no past. TV commercial. Mark Inman Barbie McCluskey Sean Glass But what's better—and you're definitely going Anyway, forget all that. What I'm really trying BUSINESS to disagree with this—is that no matter how much to say is this: In the midst ofthe turmoil, or boredom Publisher you screw up, at this point it's OK. Expected even. or insanity that you are experiencing, there are Michael Weiss If you don't experiment now, with classes, re­ some excellent events and people around you. They PANACHE Magazine lationships, partying, lifestyles, etc., then when are the things that can make you forget your own 45-50 38th St. are you going to? When you're out in the real world anxieties and just make you happy to be in college. Long Island City, NY 11101 and have responsibilities not only to yourself but We present a whole bunch of them in these pages. 718-937-8813 to others too? No way. A quick note about two words that are making Let me put it this way. There are three ways to their way across the country: ADVERTISING look at life: 1) hotel: (adj) excellent, exceptional, awesome. e.g. Cass Communications, Inc. 1) The future is right around the corner, and if I saw "Top Gun" on video last night. What a Chicago Los Angeles New York you don't get completely prepared, then when hotel movie! Origin: Southern California. The 1633 Central St. 5455 Wilshire 369 Lex Ave. reality hits, you're screwed. word was a late response to the famous Sugarhill Evanston, IL Blvd. 12th Floor 2) You've gotta fight for your right to Gang record, "Rapper's Delight." (i.e. ". . . hotel, 60201 Suite 1210 NY, NY 10017 PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTY! motel, Holiday Inn . . .") (312) 475-8800 LA, CA 90036 (212)986-6441 Randy Mountz (213)937-7070 Mark Businski 3) Life is like a jar of pickles, some sweet and 2) brilliant: (adj) has the same meaning as "hotel." Craig Krugman some sour. The only way to get to the ones Origin: England. The word is now widely used you like is by trying them all. on campuses in both England and New York BFA Consumer Audit Membership Applied for August/1987 I personally like the third choice. The problem City. The entire contents of PANACHE are C 1987 Win Records here is that it may lead to a few flops. But that's In conclusion, may you be blessed this next se­ and Video, Inc., and may not be reproduced in any manner, mester—we'll be back in February—by the follow­ either in whole or in part, without written permission from OK. They say success only feels good when it follows the publisher. All ri ghts reserved. Publisher does not assume failure—I never really agreed with that. Who the ing phrase, which Ted Koppel has called "the ecu­ responsibility for any unsolicited materials and will return hell is "they" anyway? But what about this one? menical benediction of your generation:" only those accompanied by a stamped, self-addressed en- Failure builds character, and helps you to discover MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU! velope. Send all materials to PANACHE Magazine, 45-50 38th St., LIC, NY, 11101,718-937-8812 . Registered in the who you really are. After all, we are the Pepsi U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. Generation. If life was really like the commercials, Michael Weiss

4 Fall 1987 Panache *——* ON LOCATION $ a Beach

U OF KANSAS: One small taste of success, and now Sara Munson craves more. Craves it badly enough, in fact, to put college on hold and devote all her energies toward pursuing a professional modeling career. An exercise science major at the University of Kansas, Sara, 20, began modeling three years ago when an amateur photographer asked if he could take some photos of her. He submitted them to Ujena, a swimsuit fashion company that publishes Swimwear Illustrated. Ujena was so impressed with Sara that they invited her to go to Los Cabos, Mexico, to shoot a layout. One of Sara's pictures was chosen for the cover. With the warm weather and white beaches still fresh in her mind, Sara feels a move to California would help her career tremendously. Until the right opportunity avails itself, how­ ever, Sara has decided to remain in Kansas City to help take care of her grandfather, and work with local modeling agencies. At home, her spare time is devoted to keeping her 5 foot 4 inch, 108-pound body in shape. When she's not working out, Sara says she enjoys dancing, listening to music and analyzing other model's styles. She doesn't have a steady boyfriend, but that's because she doesn't want one. "I just want to date around and meet a lot of guys. I don't want to get serious with anyone." The only thing Sara wants to get serious about at this point is her career. With one magazine cover securely tucked under her belt, even more success could be just around the corner. —Pam Springier

Sarah in Mexico and (inset) back on campus in Kansas.

orgy of violence, the senior architects set fire to the dragon and watch it NOTE-TAKING ACADEMIC. Beast of crumble to the ground along with all the frustrations of the past year. the East —David LaWare CORNELL U: Every tribe of pagans has its rites of spring, and Cornell University's architecture students are no exception. For over 80 years, these future architects have emerged from their damp, dungeon-like studios to engage in a mock battle against their loathsome enemy—the engineering students. The festivities begin when the sec­ ond-year architect students instruct A. JnA the freshman class in the construction -#>, •<* ?*_.*. of a green, two-story dragon. The s freshmen work round the clock W' l_l fl The transforming wood, steel, chicken Better wire, newspaper, paint and beer into Ball Point P*n 89 the formidable, fire-breathing mons­ ter. 1 On the chosen day, the tension rises 1 Whatever the assignment. Pilot hits the across campus as students abandon formula for writing comfort and precision. class to position themselves to best Pilot's Better Ball Point Pen. in medium and fine points, observe the beast. At noon it emerges /I lets you hreeze through long note-taking sessions. In fact, we've on the shoulders of its creators, sur­ _ < made writer's fatigue a thing < >f the past! This crystal barreled veteran 14 the rounded by shields and swords to campus has a ribbed finger grip for continuous comfort and i.s perfectly balanced protect it from the inevitable on­ for effortless writing. Best of all it's refillable. slaught. -4 The perfect teammate to the Better Ball Point Pen is Pilot's Pencilier 0.5mm The beer-primed parade makes its <*** mechanical pencil. It has a continuous lead feed system and a cushion tip that helps way through campus to the heart of eliminate the frustration of lead breakage. The Pencilier's jumbo eraser does the job the enemy camp where the young en­ <*> cleanly while the ribhed grip offers the same comfort as the Better Ball Point Pen. gineers send forth a barrage of eggs, Pick up the Pilot Team at vour can.pus bookstore today.., f~, water balloons, and weather permit­ The Better Ball Point Pen and The Pencilier. PILOT] ting, snowballs. They eventually turn back toward campus, where, in a final Cornell's green giant.

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l- F s M, THIS REAUY SuctCS. I &*TA po A COMPUTE- O.K.> H«W Po WE 6tT THE B. ?JA f J LY MofretisM, L*Ht SHiT- Woof STR,P FOR S<>NE SLIeK 'N "feUBY OLUU Wfc IH « I WW To IUTERACT WiTH IfctfMtf.BAf-flfctt-tt} MER£ fimtk of MV fMAMMTiieftl. 6i>£$-, WHO'S 6OMCOM£ Knight U OF MARYLAND: Around the second week of every October, Michael Smith prepares for battle. He repairs his weaponry and polishes his chain mail armor. He cleans his draw­ string slacks and wool hosen, and sews up his leather shoes with wax thread. Then, on the 14th ofthe month, he heads for the "Hill of Senlac" on the campus of the University of Maryland, accompanied by fel­ low members of the Maryland Mercenary Militia, the largest campus medieval group Btf THEN Si/PfcNiY, IRRE6ARDUSS OF ANY Lo(>\C- in the country. As the fighting begins, Mi­ r\l?l£\L\UE,6CiDf 1 T" -y-s? chael, a senior engineering major, is trans­ pfdsftf same ^ formed into Grimric Osricsson, officer of the ANDOJHtRCoMitAL British Army, in a choreographed reenact- ment of the Battle of Hastings. - #(^^m SH*Mtowsmix II For Michael, reenacting medieval battles J P/SMAV

is more than a yearly collegiate ritual. Be­ JOKE'S ON ME JfS? cause of his extensive involvement with me­ tow dieval activities, his title is Warlord of Mary­ land. The purpose of the Maryland Mercenary r Militia, he explains, is to educate the campus wmim'

and surrounding community on medieval 1 lifestyle. The medieval political system, he tf SORE IS. ___W£ (^iuIpTTs rM-HA-HA1 says, happens to revolve around wars and CO*H jt W>*T\r~J \Jlftr combat and that is why fighting is a theme of many ofthe club's gatherings. Ever interested in the period between 500 a.d. and 1485 a.d., Michael says, "You can [HE is have something (medieval) to do every week­ end, if you want to. But with my schedule, I only go to battle about once a month." GEORGE WASHINGTON U: There's something wrong. Something bent, twisted and out-of-shape with Shawn Belschwender. And he likes it that way. —Sarah Tippet Shawn is a cartoonist for the GW Hatchet, George Washington University's campus newspaper. His strip's protagonist, Moonbaby, is a GW student whose hometown is just a little farther away than Shawn's hometown in New Jersey. He's from the moon. Moonbaby has a dog named Polyp, and last semester he gave birth to a kid named Queebus. These extraterrestrials alternately terrorize and get terrorized by GW. Whether he's being given the bureaucratic run-around by witless administrators or driving his roommate Bob insane, you can be sure Shawn's Moonbaby will be hilarious, and often risque. In one strip last year, Moonbaby clutches his groin and screams, "I want cock rock!" This provoked a lively debate among the paper's sometimes moral editors. Former Editor in Chief Alan R. Cohen explained his criteria for publication this way: "You see, fart lighting is within the bounds of good taste, while actual cartoon copulation offended my sensibilities." Like all great artists, Shawn's personality is reflected in his work. It's frightening to consider, but Moonbaby and Shawn are soulmates, subconscious kin. That worries his mom. "My mom's a psychologist. She's a social worker for my high school. She gets concerned about the boobs with the nipples sticking out. But my dad loves it. He wants more boobs. He's my biggest fan." A junior majoring in fine arts, Shawn comes from West Milford, New Jersey, where he first made his mark as a cartoonist. In his sophomore year of high school, he treated his biology class to a strip called Space Cowboy, which he describes as "total pornography. I got into a lot of trouble for that." Environment is to blame, he says. "My whole town is perverted. It isn't just me." These days, Shawn lets the GW Hatchet editors take the heat for his perversion. He enjoys the anonymity that comes with being a cartoonist, and fears publicity will ruin that. "I like to keep my identity a secret. Most of the people in my visual communication classes don't know I draw Moonbaby. Appearing in this magazine is going to be scary." Shawn loves to draw and claims it's his only healthy release. He tries to model his art after famous underground cartoonist Robert Crumb, who draws Fritz the Cat. He says that Calvin and Hobbes and Michael Smith prepared for battle. Bloom County are his favorite strips in the Washington Post. He is silent on any future plans for the strip, but he does want to keep the on-campus feel. "And I'll promise you this: there'll be more all-out raunchiness, with a lot more panty-sniffing." Shawn Belschwender: creator of Moonbaby with a slightly ajar personality. GW loves him anyway. —Jim Clarke Miami Moguls Meet Madonna

FLORIDA: Joel and Ethan Coen hit record 10 days before dead­ are not the only dynamic duo in line. After personally flying the film these days. Angel Gracia, tape to New York City, they met a film student at Miami Dade Madonna, who handed them the Community College, and Cliff check and marveled at the low Guest of Florida International cost ofthe video—under $1,000. University, are not far behind. They then jetted to Miami to Already they have raked in get back to work. $25,000 as the winners of MTV's Angel and Cliff are presently famous True Blue Madonna working on a feature length Make My Video contest. Cur­ horror film which they wrote rently they are producing music and plan to direct. Horror, they videos for Berlin and XTC, and say, is the best genre to break they have a future in horror into. The classroom has provided flicks. good technical background for The two South Florida film a career in film, but Cliff feels students made miracles happen that the best teacher of all is when they put together a plot, the art itself. "Our textbooks are gathered a cast, produced, shot the films we see." Madonna presents Angel Gracia and Cliff Guest with $25,000 check. and edited the video that came to represent the queen of rock's —Valerie Donati

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Panache 7 Fall 1987 •^ «*^ NEWJOCKS P In an era of scandal, drug abuse and illegitimate recruitment T******-* ; *•; , practices, there are still a lot of college athletes who succeed honorably. \ » ***r . ' > e * -l But unlike the stereotypical athletes of the past, today's stars are k •' 3 not one-dimensional sports machines with names like Biff Rocky and Moose. Rather, they are charismatic individuals with names like Daiva, Klint and Shola. They look as good off the field as on, J I and they're excelling in the classroom as well. 1 1 But don't think success comes easily for these gifted individuals. -• - "- •- • For each moment of gloty that Syracuse University basketball star * •**» Sherman Douglas experiences, he spent many hours practicing on the unglamorous concrete courts of his native Washington, D.C. ~:r* fry '«^^r< And while it may seem that professional model and soccer star * i* W--~* Daiva Chesonis is living a fairy tale existence, her exciting lifestyle **" "mf" raja** forces her to get by on five hours sleep. Or take, for example, Southern Illinois at Carbondale basketball star Bridgett Bonds, '.- '4eTT*,_* who grew up in an impoverished neighborhood of St. Louis. Once she wondered, "Will I ever get out of this place?" Today she is a well-known hero and role model for young people currently living there. Bridgett never gave up, which is a character trait common to all these students. They differ with respect to their sports, schools and goals, hut they are alike in that they all have PANACHE.

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Last year Syracuse University basketball player Sherman Douglas (top left) lead the Orangemen to within one point of the national championship. This year "Sherm" is only a junior. He and his team should he unstoppable. Shola Lynch (above left) grew up in the heart of New York City, on Man­ hattan's Upper West Side. There her running ability enabled her to capture the national high school championship in the 1500 meter race. She will try to do just as well this year in the NCAA as a freshman at University of Texas at Austin. Junior Erik Smith (above middle) pitches for the Arizona State Wildcats. Last year University of California at Davis swimmer Kristi Wheeler (above right) captured two titles at the NCAA Division II national championships. She gets in­ spiration from her boyfriend, Taj Hussain, who is captain of the school's men's swim team. Northeastern University grad student Scott Pladel (right) is a member of the USA bobsledding team. Look for him in the 1988 Winter Olympics.

8 Fall 1987 Panache If only typewriters let you proofread your work before they printed it on the page.

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Russian translator, fashion model, athlete, am­ graph showed modeling potential and she was to bassador. She sounds like a character out of a be "checked out." After working at Casablancas Robert Ludlum thriller. Instead, she is Daiva Che- for six months, the 5-foot-7-inch petite model signed sonis, a senior at University of Maryland. with Select Model Management, a Georgetown One hundred percent Lithuanian, Daiva spent agency that caters to Washington, D.C, New York her early childhood struggling to learn English. and Philadelphia. Sesame Street helped, but she entered kindergarten To help her stay thin, and keep her legs in shape barely knowing the language. Today she speaks for modeling and sports, Daiva runs two to three English, Lithuanian, Russian and German fluently. miles each day, on top of soccer practice and games Last year she began studying Spanish and French. with the Maryland Women's Soccer Club. She also Using her language skills 13 to 20 hours a week makes time for the Baltimore Lithuanian Athletic at the National Agricultural Library in Beltsville, Club, a group which she represented a few years Maryland, Daiva translates Russian, German, ago in the World Lithuanian Sports Olympiad. Lithuanian, Latvian and Estonian books into Eng­ After graduation in December, Daiva doesn't plan lish. These books are then catalogued for the Li­ to simplify her lifestyle. Although she is still waiting Sweater by Mass Transit: black cropped brary of Congress. for her big break in modeling and would like to sweater with shoulder pads, 100**} cotton, Translating helps pay the monthly bills, but Daiva model overseas, she won't put her education on $42. Jeans by Guess: blue five pocket supplements her income by working as a profes­ hold. She plans to leave Maryland to pursue a mas­ jeans, $52. sional model. She began modeling two years ago ter's degree and doctorate in Russian Area Studies, after entering a snapshot in the "Look of the Year and would like to work for the Foreign Service, Model Search," sponsored by the John Casablancas the CIA, the Department of Defense or the State Daiva's Fall Modeling Agency. Although she didn't win the Department. But her main goal, she will tell you contest, she was contacted by a representative of with a smile, is to become the United States am­ the agency's Maryland branch. Her entry photo­ bassador to the Soviet Union. Fashions

Fall 1987 Panache 11 OBSESSION WITH THE ARTS Never Say Never Eleena deLisser/University of Pennsylvania

Almost every little girl dreams of told me that I couldn't dance any­ being a ballerina; floating across the more." stage in pink satin, and being able Faced with a sudden turn in her to stand on her toes. Most, however, calling and concerned that she was lose interest before their ballet shoes not being academically challenged, get dirty. Catharine Clark was the Catharine transferred from the Con­ exception. The 20-year-old University vent ofthe Sacred Heart to prep school of Pennsylvania student devoted her to prepare herself for college. "The life to ballet, until at 16 she was told transition was really difficult," she she would never dance again. said. "I cut off my hair and I didn't Catharine began the dedicated life know how to deal with academics for of a dancer at the age of 8, putting in the sake of furthering my education long afternoons at ballet class in her and becoming a college student." hometown, San Francisco. As her ca­ For a while Catharine's self-esteem pabilities progressed, she sought more took a plunge. In a lot of pain, she personalized instruction at the highly underwent physical therapy every acclaimed San Francisco Academy of day after school for a full year. The Ballet, where she studied throughout sessions served as a constant re­ her teen years. minder ofthe career she had lost. "In Everything Catharine did as a the back of my mind was that the teenager was directed towards be­ only thing I really enjoyed was danc­ coming a professional dancer, from ing," she said. "I think the hardest the classes she conducted for children thing about losing something like in her home studio to the high school dancing is that when you lose it you she attended that accommodated her are, I don't know what the word is, talent, allowing her time to practice but you are 'normalized' or made around classes. During her sophomore mortal in a way. You're not special— year she was given the rare oppor­ well that's not really true, but you tunity to go to Europe for the summer feel like that for a really long time." to study further. Tbday, as a junior at the prestigious Training abroad was something University of Pennsylvania, Cathar­ Catharine had been preparing and ine has found a new love—modern hoping for ever since she could re­ dance. The transition from ballerina member. Completion of the program to free-form dancer scratched some she planned to attend in St. Moritz, old wounds. "It was really hard when Switzerland, would add to her pres­ I started dancing here again," she ex­ tige and her chances of having a plained. "It made me want to cry, be­ professional career. "For those who cause I'd look in the mirror and see have what it takes," she said, "there that I wasn't what I used to be." Ca­ was the eventual promise . . . that tharine persevered, however, and now would inevitably set you up to go to finds that modern dance in many a company in Europe." ways picks up where ballet left off. Catharine's lifelong dream, how­ Not only has she learned a new dance ever, was shattered when an unfor­ tunate accident changed her life in every way. Initially the injury seemed harmless. Conducting a dance class for a group of five to eight year olds, Catharine was unintentionally pushed by one of her young students during a stretching routine. "I sprained a muscle in my left leg, and then after trying to dance on it in pain, I went to a doctor who put me on painkillers so I couldn't feel what I was doing," she recalls. On her physician's advice, she continued to dance. "The doctor told me to take classes and I ripped the muscles in my left leg, and sprained some mus­ cles in my right leg," she said quietly. "I went to a different doctor and they PennDance performer Catharine Clark.

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Dweezil Zappa recording business, like Don Johnson. But the mu­ talking to people. sicians who are also actors seem to make the tran­ DVM: What do you think sets you apart from some In the last year, Dweezil Zappa has been gaining sition into film better, which is what you are doing. of the other young actors and what has enabled recognition as a sarcastic guest VJ on MTV, an up DZ: Well, I did both at the same time so I don't you to get the roles you've gotten so far? and coming young actor and the boyfriend to cel­ have a transition to make. I've done some real bits JG: I guess a lot of luck and some talent. Being ebrated elder women Molly Ringwald and Katie in movies and I've done some musical projects, so in the right place at the right time. I'm from Chi­ Wagner. More than anything else, though, Dweezil I won't ever have that crossover: Can the actor cago, and a lot of times people say, "You're not wants to be known as a talented guitarist. At the sing or play guitar? Or can the musician act? Or from New York, you're not from LA, where are age of 18, he has already recorded his own album, whatever. I've already tried a little bit of both. you from?" That may give me a little bit of differ­ played guitar on Don Johnson's album, and made DVM: Do you want to pursue acting? ence. The way I look at characters may be different. a video. More musical product will soon be forth­ DZ: Yeah I do, but I want to do it under my own I don't know, it's just a lot of luck. coming as Dweezil recently signed a multi-record rules. I mean, I want to be able to do the roles I DVM: Living in Hollywood is a big change from deal with Chrysalis Records. want to do. living in Chicago. How have you adjusted to it? DVM: You became interested in playing guitar when DVM: What kind of roles do you envision yourself JG: Actually, I'm liking it a lot more than I used you were 12, and by the time you were 14 you had in? to. The weather is so conducive. I mean, 80 below decided to drop out of school. Did you already know DZ: I like comedy. I've got to find something right. wind chill factor seems silly to me now. I think then that you wanted to make a career out of this? I would never do a 'Porky's" movie or anything how could anyone want to live in that kind of DZ: Yeah, I knew at 12 pretty much. I didn't want like that. Slasher movies don't appeal to me. I weather. I found my own group of friends here and to be in school when I was 12.1 just kind of geared won't ever do a role in any kind of movie that it's a lot less lonely than it used to be when I first everything towards getting out and doing what I involves drugs. I wouldn't do a character who had moved out. I still miss my family a tremendous wanted to do. My realization on life became "you to be on drugs or sell drugs or anything like that. amount, but wherever you go, whether it's going gotta do something that you want to do for the I don't have that in my personal life and I wouldn't away to college for your first year, or graduating rest of your life and do it; something that you have that on screen. A lot of people think that's a and going for a job in some other state, you find enjoy." And I couldn't see myself going anywhere little extreme, but even if it were a movie with your own group of friends and it starts to feel like near college at all, so I put all my energy into Jack Nicholson, I would turn down the role because home eventually. playing guitar. it had drugs in it. I'm certain that I've never been DVM: How did you deal with the loneliness when DVM: Your father encouraged your taking the high or had any desire to drink or anything like you first got out here? equivalency exam and dropping out. He must be that. JG: I cried a lot. I still do. I cried a lot and my really supportive of what you are doing. DVM: Already you've worked with a lot of talented phone bill was like unbelievably expensive because DZ: Yeah, he never really said to me like most and well known figures, both musicians and actors. I was calling home a lot or calling my friends back fathers would say, "I want you to go to college and People who appear in your video include Jane Fonda, East all the time. But you have to deal with it. blah, blah, blah." As soon as I took the high school Robert Wagner, Charlie Sexton and Don Johnson. You have to know that you made a sacrifice for equivalency test he said, "Welcome to the real Are you at all star struck by all this? something that you love. world." It's always been: "Do what you want to do DZ: I'm totally star struck. I still can't believe I DVM: Do you have a problem as far as press and if you feel right about doing it." got those people in my video. It really makes me publicity? DVM: Your lifestyle has been described as "the laugh. The only person, as I've said before, I can't JG: No, not at all. I can go anywhere at any time ideal teenage existence," and in many ways that's really talk to when I see her, is Madonna. I can't and not be noticed, or if people notice me it's like very true. Yet at the same time you stay fairly iso­ even say hello to her. She'll be in the room for like "Didn't I go to school with you?" I know that some lated, especially for an 18-year-old, and your friends 45 minutes and I would've had a chance to talk to people reach the point where it's too difficult to go are older and so is everyone you work with. You her at any given time, but I'll wait until she's out. I hope I'll always be able to live my life as are certainly more mature than the average 18- leaving before I have to say at least hello, but I normally as possible. I'm not a big party-goer either. year-old, but do you ever find it lonely . . . this sort have trouble doing it. When you work so much, six days a week, you of existence? DVM: So it's not that easy to take it all in stride? don't feel like going to parties and having people DZ: No, because I do have some close friends and DZ: No, I don't. I mean, I'm totally amused by it. stare at you. my family's real close. My guitar is my best friend It's all fun to me. The fact that they agreed to be DVM: Well, especially with a film like "Less Than when I have nobody else around, so I don't think in my video and I get to work with these people, Zero," which is one big party. I'll ever have a point in my career or in my life constantly amazes me. A lot of people might think JG: Right. And especially when you're doing a where I'm not happy with the success I have. I otherwise, that I have a different attitude about film or a play, there's so much attention heaped mean, I'm happy every time something else comes it. No, I just think it's really fun. on you. I don't deal well with a lot of attention; through. I'm like, "Gosh, why is this happening to it's very embarrassing for me. So when it's time me?" I like the work. I like to do it, I'm not just in to go home, I like to sort of fade back and hang it for a specific purpose to feel like I'm better than Jami Gertz out. somebody else. I just like doing what I'm doing, DVM: You must be besieged with offers right now writing songs, making music, and if somebody else Jami Gertz was discovered at an open audition for parts. What is your selection process like? likes it, that's all the better for me and for whom­ in Chicago for the television sitcom, "Square Pegs," JG: I'm very selective. At this point, my goal is ever likes it. I find that I have a pretty relaxed, when she was 16. Two days later she was on a to be around for a long time. And I'm not looking happy life, so far. plane to Hollywood, never to look back. Since then, for any specific type. I'm just looking for people to DVM:A lot of hot actors right now are also in the she has played a bike messenger opposite Kevin see my work and just hire me again. And hopefully Bacon in last year's "Quicksilver," a runaway op­ that will be for the rest of my life. I think that's posite Ralph Macchio in "Crossroads," and a vam­ the key in this business, to grow old gracefully pire victim in the recent film "The Lost Boys." This and be around a long time. fall she is starring opposite Andrew McCarthy in the major motion picture release "Less Than Zero," the story of three friends caught in the fast track life of Los Angeles. Jami plays the role of 18-year- old Blair, a cocaine addict whom she describes as on a "very destructive path." DVM: The novel, "Less Than Zero," raised a few eyebrows because Brett Easton Ellis was so young when he wrote it, and also because there are some fairly graphic sex scenes in it. How is that dealt with on screen? JG: The screenplay is very different from the book. The characters are much more sympathetic and it isn't nearly as graphic as the book was. It couldn't be. No one would want to see it. It was a tough book to read, and in order to make it into a film we had to make the characters very sympathetic. DVM: You've played some very diverse roles. Which has been your favorite role so far? JG: I had the best time playing Blair. It was a lot of fun, and it was a lot of hard work. She's a cocaine addict and it was a tough thing to recreate every night, but I had the best time with her. DVM: How did you prepare for the role? JG: I went to Cocaine Anonymous and I talked to a lot of people. I usually get a lot from the script. If it's a good script you can get a lot from the words Dweezil Zappa and how the character is feeling, but I did some Jami Gertz

Fall 1987 Panache 13 IN THE HOTLIGHT FINALS Film Fusion Mitch Williams, Ohio State In an industry filled with people who live on hype, Alan Parker is that rare individual whose work speaks for itself. He has directed "Bugsy Ma- lone," "Midnight Express," "Fame," "Shoot the Moon," "Pink Floyd—The Wall" and "Birdy." His most recent work was directing "Angel Heart," which was just recently released on video in its original, uncut version. MW: Was there a certain moment when you were younger when you realized that you wanted to make film directing your life's work? AP: Well, I had no sort of romantic ambition to be a film director when I was younger. I came to film late. What I did do was write. All I ever wanted to be was a writer, and the writing later became directing. MW: Once you decided to be a film director, did you feel very nervous that you wouldn't be able to make a living in such a competitive field? AP: No, I've had a pretty easy ride really. When Even after being attacked by sex-crazed I I was younger, I went into advertising, and I was cheerleaders, the Stanford band keeps on blowing. quite successful very quickly. It's a very egalitarian business, advertising. If you've got half an idea, you do okay. I was also quite fortunate that it was the beginning of television commercials in Eng­ land, and so we started making little pilot films in the basement of the agency where I worked. Somebody could work the spectral lighting, and somebody could work the cameras, and somebody could work the nagra tape, and I was the only one who couldn't do anything. So they said, "You'd better say action and cut." And I said action and cut, and that was it. There was no turning back. I was bitten by the bug.

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o I k Alan Parker Coming MW: A lot of your movies deal with the problems of growing up in America. Do you find that especially interesting? AP: Yes, and I like the fact that young people like Attractions my films. There's something good about that. Also, if your films aren't just of a commercial nature and you do attempt to say something as well, then it's more important to talk to that age group than any other, because you are challenging ideas. MW: Are your films better accepted by American youth than British youth? AP: Yes, and I think British youth are very, very strange. I don't have an "in" on that, and I don't think anybody does. MW: You were just given 18 million dollars to make "Angel Heart," and yet when you were growing up in England you couldn't even afford to go to college. Do you ever find it incredible that you've come so far? AP: Yes, I guess so. That's why I keep thinking somebody is going to tap me on the shoulder and say, "Hey, go back to where you came from. How dare you spend all that money." Eric Jones, Founder of Black Fraternity at Vanderbilt MW: What was it that drew you to making "Angel Heart?" AP: I think just the fusion ofthe two genres more than anything else. I don't think I would have attempted it if it was just a supernatural movie, Campus Leaders and I wouldn't have attempted it if it was just a straightforward Chandleresque detective story. The The Ones on Top fact that it was actually fusing the two genres is what made it interesting. Also the fact that someone should sell their soul to the devil. I wanted to do The New ROTC that as if it happened every day of the week, and in the movie business it does happen every day. I Calendar Cadet Katie Dewey wanted to make it a believable thing, not larger than life. MW: One last question. Is there a certain piece of A Night in the advice that you can give to American college students who are thinking about embarking on a career in film? Life of College AP: My only advice is that if I made it, anybody can. Cadet Veteran Katie Dewey Thursday 6 p.m. to 6 a.m. 14 Fall 1987 Panache ••*^**tf_S*mw-^

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