TCU Daily Skiff Tuesday, April 5, 1994 Texas Christian University, Fort Worth, Texas 91st Year, No. 95 Emeritus dean says record of cheating cases necessary

BY BETH AINE BOLLINGER thing to a dozen more professors," Proffer and Staff. dent took place. A report is written by the from the course with a failing grade, put the TCU DAILY SKIFF said. According to the handbook, a professor dean of that college. student on academic probation, suspend the Nora Nealeigh, an adviser in the Center for who suspects a student has cheated may con- The dean keeps the report in a file in his or student or expel the student, according to the The number of cheating incidents that take Academic Services, said students who cheat front the student. If the student admits to hav- her office. It does not become part of the stu- handbook. place at TCU is a mystery. take advantage of other students' honesty. ing cheated, the professor may assign a dent's academic record that could be sent to No university office keeps a record of the The deans of the university's seven col- "When someone cheats, it's no longer an punishment he or she feels is appropriate. graduate schools or prospective employers. number of cheating incidents that take place. leges can recall hearing about only one or two even playing field," she said. "It's unfair The professor may or may not choose to The report stays in the student's discipline Research supports the need for concise cases during the past year. play. 1 think we all agree in principle to the report the incident to the dean of the college file. No report is sent to the college of the stu- policies requiring full and accurate reporting Emeritus Dean of Students Libby Proffer idea of fair play." in which the incident took place. dent's major. on college campuses. said under the university's present policy, Proffer said she was afraid without uni- The faculty member must keep a record of According to the handbook, the professor William Kibler. interim assistant vice professors have no way of knowing whether form procedures to report cheating, some stu- the incident and the punishment he or she has the authority to fail the student on the president for student affairs at Texas A&M, or not a student has a history of cheating. dents may have cheated in many classes and assigned, according to the handbook. The assignment he or she is suspected of cheating recently presented his research on academic There is no one a professor can call to gotten away with it with little more than a professor may elect to pass the report on to upon. The faculty member may suggest pun- dishonesty to the Campus Judicial Affairs investigate a student's claim that he or she slap on the wrist as punishment. the dean of the college. ishment to the dean of the college. Training Institute. has never cheated before, she said. The current Academic Conduct Policy, Cases in which the professor confronts the Qnly the dean of the college has the According to Kibler's report on cheating, "The student may get away with it even which Proffer was talking about, is outlined student, but he or she denies the charges, go authority to put an incident report in the stu- though he or she may have done the same in the 1993-1994 TCU Handbook for Faculty to the dean of the college in which the inci- dent's discipline record, drop the student see Cheating, page 4 Student robbed, beaten near Hop Campus Police report shows man found unconscious early Saturday

BY CHRIS NEWTON Swiger in the police report. "He TCU DAILY SKIFF seemed disoriented and smelled heavily of alcohol. Police later con- A TCU student was found about 2 finned the student appeared to be a.m. Saturday robbed and uncon- intoxicated. scious in the alley behind the Hop. a "I have no idea whai happened." night club located at 2905 W. Berry the victim said. "One minute I was St. sitting down in the bar. the next thing According to the Campus Police I know I was being pulled out of the report, the student had several alley. I don't know anything about bruises on the left side of his face and what happened. All I did was bleed." was found by the owner of Kerouac's The student reported missing his coffee house, located on the same wallet. TCU ID card, his Texas state block. The owner brought the student ID and his keys. back to Tom Brown Hall. Campus Campus Police said the man did Police do not know how the owner not remember why he was in the knew where the student lived. The alley and refused medical care. owner of the coffee house could not A friend of the victim said in the be reached for comment. report that six or seven men were Police said the victim told them he seen threatening and harassing peo- could not remember what had hap- ple outside of Tattoos by Kenny and Associates, a tattoo parlor which is TCU Daily Skiff/ Tina Fitzgerald pened to him. Student sculptor Etty Horowitz prepares to weld pieces of her project Monday afternoon. "The student could not remember also on the same block. The men are what had happened to him in the alley," said reporting officer James u'c Assault, page 4 House to cancel Eden's all-you-can-eat Orientation advisers, McLinden also to announce favorite professors, freshmen parking policy RAs selected for fall The House will also announce four ject. McLinden said. BY R. BRIAN SASSER "Professors of the Year" during the "We have notified all student TCU DAILY SKIFF Olson says 1994-95 staff will bring X he number of meeting, he said. Students voted for organizations about the opportunity their favorite professors during an for new space," he said. The House of Student Representa- people eating in Eden's fresh ideas, qualified skills to positions tives will announce the cancellation election last week. The offices would replace the was cut in half during The four winners will be honored video game room located in the Pit. "Our goal is to have a well- of the all-you-can eat food program BYTASHAZEMKE during the meeting. McLinden will also announce that in Eden's Green at its meeting today. the project." TCU DAILY SKIFF rounded group (of resident assis- The program is being cancelled The House will also announce that the third House newsletter will be tants) for each hall," she said. "We due to a lack of student interest in the , SCOTT MCLINDEN, freshmen can begin parking any- distributed Wednesday. Student Twenty-six students were cho- want diversity in classification, where on campus during weekends, response concerning the previous program, said Scott McLinden, pres- House president sen to be new resident assistants in majors, ethnicity and a balance of ident of the House. McLinden said. The new program newsletters has been positive, he the fall of 1994, and 16 students new and returning RAs." "Not enough students were using parking program begins Fridays at 5 said. were chosen as this summer's ori- RAs bring new blood, ideas and it," he said. "The number of people p.m. until Sundays at 5 p.m., he said. "Almost all of the newsletters get entation student assistants by questions to a hall staff, Olson eating in Eden's was cut in half dur- fet cost S3.99 and was offered during Also at the meeting, members will picked up," he said. "The reaction TCU's Office of Housing and said, and it is important for them ing the project." lunch on Tuesdays and Wednesdays discuss the possibility of building has been good. That's why we are Residential Life last week. to be enthusiastic and motivated. The all-you-can eat program in Eden's Green. office space for student organiza- continuing it." More men than women applied Resident assistant applicants began Feb. 23. The project was a test "We found out that there isn't any tions in the Student Center's Pit. The The House distributes 1.500 this year, said Wanda Olson, are required to have a minimum for student interest in a permanent, interest in an all-you-can-eat pro- Permanent Improvements Commit- newsletters each time a new edition interim director of residential life. GPA of 2.6. leadership potential, unlimited buffet meal plan. The buf- gram at TCU," McLinden said. tee has allocated $ 12,000 for the pro- is printed, McLinden said. Of the 95 resident assistant appli- responsibility, and a good conduct cants, 51 were men and 44 were standing with TCU. RAs must be women. willing to arrive early for training In the past, more women and before each semester and stay late Oxford University librarian to speak about research students involved in the Greek until dorms close, Olson said. system have applied. Olson said. Coordinator of New Student Hughes, English department professor. Vaisey, who Hughes described as "remarkably But the number of minorities Orientation Kay Higgins said this BY DENA RAINS Vaisey has previously spoken on the TCU cam- literate and articulate," also served as keeper of applying has increased, she said. summer's OSA staff is full of TCU DAILY SKIFF pus and he has lectured at the university's "TCU Western manuscripts for the Bodleian Library and "The quality of the applicants energy and enthusiasm. Twenty-three students applied Oxford University's head librarian will speak at at Oxford" program. Hughes said that because of deputy keeper for Oxford's archives. was impressive," she said. "I was for the OSA position, and eight 4 p.m. today in the Student Center's Woodson his involvement with TCU students and faculty. He has served on several national committees, blown away by their presentations women and eight men were Room. The topic will be "Researching at Oxford Vaisey is a "friend of TCU." published numerous books and articles and lec- and interviewing skills." accepted. and Within the British Isles." Hughes said that the Bodleian Library is "one tured both at Oxford and abroad. Olson said the new resident David G. Vaisey. the head of Oxford's Bodleian of the greatest libraries of the world." It holds He has also done research on the potential of assistants are some of the best she see RAs, page 2 Library, will also lead a "chatty talk" with students priceless manuscripts and is a national depository historical records. He is currently doing research has ever seen. and faculty on various aspects of Oxford at 7 p.m. for books, much like America's Library of on the contents of retail shops of the 17th and 18th Wednesday in the Woodson Room, said Linda Congress, she said. centuries in provincial England.

NEWS DIGEST Tiguas wait for compact 7 named in Colosio's death Fisher, Mattox fight over support Gov. Richards inaugurates TCU Calendar first black secretary of state Today: EL PASO. Texas (AP) — The Tigua Indi- MEXICO CITY (AP) — The attorney DALLAS (AP) — Richard Fisher •5 p.m. House of Representatives Meet- ans have made some concessions in an effort general's office said Monday that at least released a list of 500 Democrats of "every ing. Student Center Room 222. to get the state to sign off on a gambling com- seven people were involved in the assassina- stripe and color" who are supporting his run AUSTIN (AP) — The first black man to •7 p.m. PC Forums featuring Clifton pact, but Texas officials remain opposed to a tion of Luis Donaldo Colosio. who was for U.S. Senate, while opponent Jim Mattox serve as Texas secretary of state. Ronald Davis. Student Center Ballroom. proposed tribal casino. likely to have become Mexico's next presi- insisted Monday that he has the grass-roots Kirk, was swom in by Gov. Ann Richards on •8 p.m. Fort Worth Chamber Orchestra A 60-day mediation period ordered by dent. support of the party. Monday's anniversary of the assassination Virtuoso Series, featuring Jeffrey Kahane, U.S. District Judge Lucius Bunton ended The number includes four men who had In addition to the names of former Gov. of civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. pianist and guest conductor, Ed Landreth Saturday, but the Tiguas still don't have the been hired to guard Colosio during his cam- Mark White and former Lt. Gov. Bill Hobby, Kirk, 39, a Dallas lawyer who grew up in Auditorium. compact, or treaty, they need to operate a paign appearance in Tijuana on March 23, Fisher said his list of endorsements also East Austin, spoke to hundreds of supporters casino on their El Paso County reservation. including the head of the local security included "people who have served on every at his swearing-in ceremony about the "rich detail. level of our government and ordinary hard- symbolism" of the date. working citizens." Page 2 Tuesday, April 5, I MM TCI' DAILY SKIFF

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New Res dent Assistants/OS AS—Fall I9M4 New publications staff chosen Name: Name: Hull; UalL from page I Geoffrey rVJudo Brachman Elizabeth Fauceu Jan is RAs/ [)a\id Anders Moncnc! Stephanie Fegtei I ostet Skiff, Image editors and advertising manager express goals Miliw Hovde ! urii Brown Darce) (rritzrnach r \^ iggiiu I raining for the OSA staff'begins Jeff Imamura Moncrief Elizabeth louden Foster May 31. and the first orientation ses- Adrian Luna Milton Daniel Kellev Pelton Waiti BY SARAH RAACH sion begins June 12. All OSAs live Keith Mam Moncrief Susan Williams Wiggini TCU DAILY SKIFF on the TCI' campus during the sum- Mason McClcllan Moncrief Sue Vi Jan ii ( urns Norwood (ir.Khman mer. TCU's Student Publication Board Jason Osnurn ( lark Summer Orientation OSAs are required to have a 2.5 selected the Skiffs fall semester edi- ( lenient Oudl Milton Darnel (iPA, ■ good conduct standing with tor, advertising manager, and the Student Assistant Staff: Michael PogUC Tom Brown TCU. be involved on campus, have 1994-95 Image magazine editor 1 Paul PostOfl Milton Daniel Shannon Allen Kern M leadership potential and good inter- Monday. •laaaL I odd Pncketl Tom Brown (iiiu Btackstonc Cathy Ncece personal skills, according to an OSA The board named John Lumpkin. 1 tfiya Barti Sherie) Teodora Donevaka (lenient ' luda application. a junior news-editorial major from ( Ian Bedell Sherte) Jennifer Duncan rodd Prickett "It's important for OSAs to have Dallas, Skiff editor. Mrutrinia Cain Brachman fohn llenniny 1 homas Rose energy and an appreciation for Becky Coffman, a sophomore ( hnsii Campbell Colb) Man Hovde Sharon Selb) John Lumpkin Becky Coffman Beth Aine Bollinger TCU." Higgms said. "They must advertising/public relations major, Lonl an Foster Jennifer Kolb < ireg 1 revino Coffman, who has worked two In order to accomplish this, I an 1 vtru Sherie) Michael Moore Scotl vYheatle) enjoy interacting with all types and was elected advertising manager of ages, be able to stimulate enthusi- the Stiff. semesters as an advertising represen- Bollinger said she will focus on asm, calm fears, articulate concepts The committee elected Beth Aine tative and is currently the assistant issues that are important to students, and serve as both mentors and peers. Bollinger. a senior news-editorial advertising manager, said she wants faculty and staff. C D HELP WANTED "OSAs at TCU have a lot more and French major from Fort Worth. to have more special sections cater- Bollinger said she would also like responsibility than OSAs at other Image editor. ing to students' needs, like coupon to use the full capabilities of the w a r e h o u s COFFEEHAUS institutions." she said. "I'm thrilled Lumpkin has worked on the Skiff sections and apartment listings, she department's computers in order to We sell used CD's u nh this summer's staff." as a reporter, copy desk chief, pro- said. create more visually appealing art. for $7 99 to $8 99 Exciting things are happen- duction staff member, news editor, Coffman said she would like to "We've got good artists and writ- and we pay S4 00 and has also worked for the Fort increase sales from fall 1993, which ers, and now it's my job to present ing and we need extra help were a record high of $80,000. for used CD's Worth Star- Telegram. their work in a way that people will $ at Hulen Mall and also hiring Sell it Bollinger, the new Image editor, "The Skiffhas had its best semester want to read and remember," Bhe for new location to open in since I've been here, and we would whose past positions at the Skiffhme in the Skiff said. 2817 W. 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EDITORIAL Stagnant scholarships

Every spring, flowers bloom and A lot of students (and their parents) tuition goes up. plan on paying the same fixed amount And most scholarship! are worth less. each year, and tuition raises may mean That's right: In fall 1990, a S4.000-a- extra loans or, worse, a transfer to a COLUMNIST CRAIG MARTIN year Deans scholarship paid for over 30 cheaper school. percent of the $13,014 cost to go here. It would be naive to assume the price (The figure is 15 hours of tuition plus of education could stay static year-to- room, board, fees, and an estimate of per- year, but as tuition goes up, scholarships sonal costs I, should go up some degree, too. The issues are ours to answer This year, that same S4.000-a-year Instead of raising scholarships every scholarship is paying for just over a quar- once in a while, scholarships should ter of the total $14,626. It will be worth increase by the same percentage as "What's your marble, saying 'S-s-s-s-s-ugar, w-w-w-ant hours we pour into society go unrewarded? even less next year. tuition. generation going to s-s-s-ome c-c-company?"' Utopia doesn't seem to be an option. The Next year, the Deans scholarship will For example, the aforementioned do about it?" she New York — that's so far away and it's ideal republic has failed. Still we are faced go up to $4,500 for incoming freshmen S4.000 scholarship could have gone up asked while such a big city, those problems don't affect with the problems. (other scholarships will go up. as well). 5.6 percent to $4,224. That's great for incoming freshmen. That's not a particularly round figure, preparing dinner. us here. What about the homeless village in Scholars throughout time have offered Of course, those freshmen can't expect but that's fine. Each dollar is worth more "I don't know," Dallas under the interstate? Dallas, still not solutions, none of which seem to work. Our any sort of increase ever. than a pretty number. I answered as I close enough to home. Don't stroll too far generation must find new options, new- tried to catch a away from campus, then, because the prob- social experiments. Who knows what the glimpse of the deer lems exist. 21st century will offer'.' The recent exploits out in the thick Less than a block away you can find hun- in space may open up new frontiers for more Texas oak. gry men and women diving into the Tom shots at Utopia. Most likely our generation The conversation didn't seem like much Thumb dumpster looking for a meal. The will have the exciting and scary opportunity COLUMNIST CRAIG A. MCNEIL at the time. But realization hit while drifting gunshots from the Paschal High drive-bys of living in new worlds. We will be the lead- down a one-lane country road looking for echo in our ears so often we grow numb to ers of new civilizations. Blue Bonnets and Indian Paintbrushes (the them. People starve, people die and the ques- Hopefully, our business leaders will think official favorite wild flower of this colum- tion resonates from our elders. "What's your about preventing the destruction of new Faulty foreign policy nist). The problems of today are not our par- generation going to do about it?" environments as they develop them. ents' problems anymore; they are the prob- Shouldn't the question be. "What are we, Hopefully, our political leaders will be hon- "The United Slates is a peaceful nation, and where our lems of our generation. the college-educated leaders of tomorrow, est. Hopefully, greed and lust for power will strength and determination are clear, our words need mere- We face many societal problems. Just going to do about it?" A truly depressing not destroy our new worlds of opportunity. ly to convey conviction, not heligerence. If we are strong, our pick up a paper and read. The New York question, pictures strewn across the clut- Some may look in skepticism and say. strength will speak for itself If we are weak, words will be no Times described the effects of a record cold tered desk from a Spring Break paradise are "Armageddon is coming — just look at the help. " January day: "Some people survived it much more inviting than the reality of a signs." But until it comes (if it ever comes) President Kennedy was to have read those words in a wrapped in the warm steam of the sewers, crumbling society that closes in around us. we can make the world a better place by speech prepared for the Dallas Trademart on the afternoon of sleeping on blankets laid out on manhole What can we do? No matter how much thinking of humanity first, by providing the 22nd of November, 1963. He never had the opportunity covers. Others wrapped themselves in fur. food we offer, people still go hungry. No equal opportunity to all. and doing all in our jto deliver that speech, but I would direct those words today Some did not yield to it at all, like the chil- matter how much money we throw into the power to solve the problems of society to President Clinton. inner city, the youth still join gangs. No mat- through individual actions. The war against North Korea never ended. The most dren riding cardboard chariots down a solid ter how much education we offer about birth As society crumbles the question still uneasy of truces has kept a tense cease-fire in place for more than forty years. Don't sheet of ice in the South Bronx, and the interpret me wrong when 1 use words like "cease-fire." Hostile fire has been transvestite prostitute in the meat-packing control, illegitimate children are still born. echoes, "What are you going to do about it?" exchanged across the demilitarized zone (DMZ) and soldiers. South Korean and district in the West Village who strolled The solutions seem so elusive. Craig is a senior general studies major American, have died there years after the war ended. The Communist North has often almost naked over ice as hard and dry as What are we to do when all the volunteer from Fort Worth increased tensions by attempting to tunnel under the DMZ and otherwise threaten the South. The Stalinist regime of North Korea under Kim II Sung and his son, Kim Jung 11 continues to menace peace in Asia and export terror to the southern half of the Korean penisula. The total failure of Communism in Europe and in the former Soviet Union has not phased the Kims, nor has the partial transformation of Communist China into an economically capitalist state lessened their belief in Socialist Totalitarianism. COLUMNIST SCOTT BARZILLA rhe only thing that has kept the peace in Korea for the past four decades is U.S. mil- itary strength. Now the North Koreans are either attempting to build or have already built one or more nuclear devices. Given the mental stability of the Kims, they may intend to lob a bomb at Seoul or sell some nukes to some other foolish state who thinks American education needs training that a nuclear arsenal makes a nation a superpower. And so. back to President Kennedy's (and my) point about strength. Short of war, Over the past to college. offer students an alternative. This alternative all the I'lined States can do to stop a North Korea hell-bent on making nukes and few years, several A high school diploma does not provide will eliminate some of the drop-out rate and ignoring the non-proliferation treaty (that they signed), is to impose economic sanc- will make Americans more qualified. In tions to isolate the North Koreans from the world of commerce. In order to do that, we government offi- the skills people need to succeed. That need the support of the world's remaining Communist superpower; the People's cial have offered leaves us with two choices: the government doing so. the trade-based curriculum will Republic of China. elaborate plans to can fund everyone's education, or it can accomplish far more than affirmative action We don't have to ignore China's human rights record in order to enlist their assis- improve the econo- make a high school diploma more valuable. has done or a |ob stimulus program will do. tance, nor should we. But the massacre at Tienamin Square happened five years ago, my. Job stimulus Putting everyone through school is not an First of all, the trade-based curriculum and now is not the time to punish China for that act. That was President Bush's respon- packages, and to an option, since the government can't even can benefit all minorities, especially those sibility and his failure. extent affirmative make ends meet. What the United States who are disadvantaged. Affirmative action So. right at the time when we most needed to gain the cooperation of China with action, were needs to do is create a trade-based curricu- and job stimulus programs help only minori- regard to Korea, Secretary of State Warren Christopher made a noisy trip to Beijing offered as solu- lum for those who will not or can not go to ties who already have the skills to compete. screaming about the blood on China's hands. Immediately after this diplomatic night- tions to our economic woes. college. They do little to help those who don't. mare scene. North Korea again reneged on pledges to allow nuclear inspections and What ever happened to education? When students enter high school they Secondly, the trade-based curriculum will made some strong statements about kicking some countries in the you know what. should be given a choice of a college help out everyone who is economically dis- Why did they do this'.' Could it be that the United States has yet to be forceful in its Millions of dollars have been dumped into preparatory curriculum or a trade-based cur- advantaged. Job stimulus programs, and par- stand about the nuclear inspections? Is it because China is hardly in the mood to be these programs while our educational sys- much help to the United States or the United Nations against North Korea after Mr. tem continues to decline. Many of these pro- riculum. In the trade-based curriculum, stu- ticularly affirmative action, penalizes eco- Christopher's excellent adventure to Beijing? Of course. grams have come under scrutiny lately. dents will be taught the basics in math, nomically disadvantaged people who are not President Clinton's foreign policy team needs to be replaced. The State Department Particularly, affirmative action has received English, history and science in addition to minorities. is a triumvirate between Vice President Gore. Mr. Christopher, and Deputy Secretary a lot of criticism. their selected trade. After four years they Racial and gender inequality has certainly Strobe Talbot. The Defense Department's William Perry is some soft-headed math- Affirmative action addresses racial and will receive a diploma and the skills they not disappeared; it simply isn't the main matician with very little experience in foreign affairs. The National Security Advisor, gender inequality. Unfortunately, that isn't need to survive in this economy. problem anymore. A trade-based curriculum Anthony Lake, is a hermit-like creature whose major exposure in the media came in the main problem anymore. Economic According to the U.S. Department of would simply validate affirmative action the form of an article in "foreign Affairs" (editor please put in italics!) magazine. inequality is an overwhelming problem that Labor, approximately 25 percent of the pop- and will make job stimulus programs unnec- Mr. Christopher, Mr. Perry, and Mr. Lake need to go. People with spines should our government fails to address. ulation receives a college degree. Therefore, essary. It will also establish the qualifica- replace them. I advise the president to beg General Colin Powell to serve as secretary Economic inequality is the primary prob- the college-based curriculum caters to a tions of everyone who benefits from affir- of State. Or maybe Lady Thatcher; she isn't doing much these days. lem because a high school diploma (and minority of the population. The Labor mative action. At the very least, a trade- Republican Arizona Senator John McCain, a retired Navy captain, accused the Department has also confirmed about the based curriculum will make education more president of having a policy of "walk softly and carry a bunch of carrots" toward North sometimes a college degree) is not enough to Korea. He is correct. War is a very real posibility, and as Kennedy said, "words will get a good paying job today. same amount of people drop out of high effective. be no help." People who can't afford to go to college school. Our existing educational system Scott is a freshman broadcast journalism Craig, a former intern to U.S. Sen. JeffBingamon. a member of the Armed Services are disadvantaged because they cannot fails just as much as it succeeds. and political science double major from Committee, is a senior general studies major from Fort Worth. receive the same skills as people who can go An additional trade-based curriculum will Houston. Page 4 Tuesday, April ~>. 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Stewart said the street is usually a "I tried in the past to get people to Russell said the reported data on ■afe area "T do a scientific study on how much cheating could help administrators, Assault/ page I "I believe the area is relative!) sale Cheating/ «, 1 ti ii tl in the past to cheating is done," she said. "It's high faculty and staff plan more programs being so close to campus, but stu- get people to do a scientif- time we get somebody to do a good to educate students about cheating. "It would also give us a better the only uitpecu in the robber, ai dents should still be vet) eautious "failure to keep reeords on academic ic study on how much anonymous study." snapshot of the academic climate of tail time, Recording to the police when the) are out at night," he said. dishonesty represents a lack of com- cheating is done. It's high Mike Russell, assistant dean of stu- I on Worth Police did not make a mitment by institutions to the pro- time we get somebody to dents, said he thought refresher the institution." Russell said. report Jane Kucko, chairwoman of the "A itoul man mid he would 'Kick report of the incident due to the lack of motion of academic integrity," courses for freshmen and sophomores do a good anonymous Faculty Senate's Academic Affairs mj a ' We ignored them," tlit.- vic- information the victim could supply. Proffer said she thought the uni- about research and documentation study." Committee, said the committee was tim's friend said in the report I he Dean ot Students Office will versity's lack of a policy requiring would help end cases of plagiarism. ELIZABETH PROFFER, not presently considering requiring I he tattoo parlor was still operat- be following up on the student to see professors to report cheating inci- Proffer and Russell both said faculty members to report cheating ing at 3 am. what the problem is. Stewart said. dents show s administrators' desire to Emeritus dean cheating incidents needed to be Stewart laid the entire mallei will "It's possible when you're intoxi- preserve the university's reputation reported to one office or person. incidents. "We wouldn't want to imply be investigated cated that you lose your ability to by denying that the problem exists. venting and punishing cheating. "The university could require that things that don't exist," she said. "A "The establishments along Hern remember events," he said 'The stu- "We don't want people to know." Proffer said the university should cheating always be reported to the reporting system that protected the are going to be checked on:." he said dents involved in the incident will be she said. start its attack on cheating by eon- student's academic dean," she said. ' I here ma> be nioie going on than contacted in the investigation to There have been many ways sug- ducting surveys examining how "If we did that, we would have a good student and individual departments and colleges could be possible." we know about." determine exactly what happened." gested to improve TCU'l policies pre- widespread cheating is. record of incidents." TCU TANZ CALL IMMEDIA TEL Y FOR AN APPOINTMENT r30 TANZ 924-0321 r30 TANZ^ IX:iJ Sl'KIIVG TAILGATE PART! S FOR$l5 i APRIL 19 9 4 FOR 10 > UNIVERSITY i BI First 100 new customers CO New customers only, j The TCU Alumni Association I month unlimited. I month unlimited. invites TCU students, faculty, and staff to join them at the 27o<) w. 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Come 50 CENT DRINK SPECIALS $1.50 BOTTLES enjoy a delicious fried chicken picnic lunch, a festive dixieland jazz band, and visit with TCU head coaches from various sports ALL NIGHT LONG! Cost of the lunch is $6 per person payable to the Alumni Office no later than Thursday, WEEKEND HAPPY HOUR TILL 11:00 PM April 7. Tailgate Party will be held in Upper Football Parking Lot #1, just west of the track and field stadium on Bellaire Drive North NO COVER WITH STUDENT I.D. For more information pick up an invitation in the Student Center or at the Alumni Office. Located at 2411 North Main in the Stockyards For more information contact the Alumni Office al 921-7803 PHONE 624-1477 18 AND OVER WELCOME TCU DAILY SKIFF Tuesday, April 5, 1994 Page 5 Sports

SPORTSBRIEFS Baseball team rolls in sweep of Baylor BY THOMAS MANNING TCU DAILY SKIFF Frogs fall to Oklahoma The TCU baseball team faced its most important challenge of the sea- The TCU baseball team, coming off a weekend sweep of Baylor, son last weekend, and the Frogs rose lost to the Oklahoma Sooners 8-7 Monday in Norman. to that challenge and jumped right TCU reliever Craig Farmer gave up the winning run in the bot- back into the Southwest Conference tom of the ninth inning to take the loss. The Sooners got two home runs and four RBls from Darrin Minor. Darren Tawwater and Gavin Millay homered for the Frogs. Despite being mired in a slump Rangers lose opener to Yanks heading into the series, the Frogs pulled off a three-game sweep of the The Texas Rangers dropped their 1994 season opener to the New Baylor Bears at the TCU Baseball York Yankees 5-3 Monday afternoon at a sold-out Yankee Stadium. Diamond. Ranger starter Kevin Brown was pounded for five runs on 10 hits in TCU beat Baylor 24-12 in a wild five innings. Yankee starter Jimmy Key picked up the win in front of series opener Friday, then swept a 56,706 fans, the most ever to watch the Yankees on opening day. Saturday doubleheader from the Danny Tartabull and former Ranger Mike Stanley homered for the Bears by scores of 4-1 and 12-1. Yankees. The series sweep upped the Frogs' SWC record to 4-2. If TCU (23-13 overall) did not come out of the series with at least two wins, post-season hopes would probably have been over. "We knew we had to win at least Hiring Barry good move two games this weekend," TCU head coach Lance Brown said. "Baylor TCU Daily Skiff/ Brian Bray those powerhouses like Kansas and has given us a tough time in recent TCU shortstop Shannon Coulter dives back to first in a Frog game against the Baylor Bears by Kansas State the scores were usually years, and I was glad that our kids last weekend. The Frogs swept the Bears in the three-game series. 45-0 Oklahoma at halftime and little were able to get over the hump this I;* Ty time." pitch. a walk, Johnson stepped up and coaching was needed.) Benz In other words, other than Barry's The Frogs needed a jump-start in "It was just one of those things that SWC baseball smashed his second homer of the input on the gameplans, the decisions the series opener Friday as the team happened," Brown said. "1 think it year. The grand slam increased the Barry made in the games were fell behind 6-1 to Baylor after two surprised everyone." standings TCU lead from 3-0 to 7-0 and Sports Columnist whether to punt or go for on fourth on innings. The Bears knocked TCU When the game resumed, the seemed to be the hit that ensured a one. Another check in his favor, starter Jason Carruth out of the game Frogs put it on cruise control, taking SWC ALL series sweep for the Frogs. Barry's back in coaching and because the Cowboy assistants are after only one-third of an inning, advantage of their mammoth fourth Texas 6-3 27-12 The Frogs came into the series pounding him for five runs. inning to cruise to a 24-12 win. everyone should be smiling. very good. Rice 6-3 25-12 with Baylor on a down stretch. ha\ - Nine different Frog batters drove I know 1 am. And the grin on my 3) Switzer is a players' coach. It But TCU exploded in the fourth Texas Tech 4-2 28-10 ing lost six of their last eight games. inning, blowing the game wide open. in runs in the ballgame, and 10 TCU face is not there because 1 hate the is obvious that Barry's former play- TCU 4-2 23-13 But the team put it all together when Down 8-3, the Frogs scored a whop- batters collected hits. Garza- Cowboys and think they will lose big ers at OU loved him because the Houston 4-5 24-16 it was needed most, and TCU is now ping 16 runs in the inning to take a Gongora led the way for TCU, going next year under new head coach newspapers were filled with them Texas A&M 2-7 21-16 back in the thick of the conference 19-8 lead. 4-for-5 with the home run. four RBls . saying how happy they were for Baylor 1-5 18-17 race. Nineteen Frog barters came to the and three runs scored. Bui that will not happen because Barry. If his players hated him, you With its 4-2 record, the Frogs now plate in an inning in which Baylor Right fielder J.J. Gottsch drove in the Cowboys now have a chance for wouldn't hear things like Steve look to the Texas Longhorns. who pitchers Aaron Lineweaver, Kris five runs, including a homer, and He gave way to stopper Tim a three-peat under "The Bootlegger's Owens, the 1969 Heisman Trophy will come to the TCU Baseball Dia- Lambert, John Anderson and Chance designated hitter Jason McClure also Grieve after five, and (irie\e shut the Boy." winner who played at OU, saying mond next weekend for a three-game Monroe combined to walk nine bat- drove in four. Bears down in the final two innings After made the worst how thrilled he is for Switzer. series. If the Frogs can continue their ters and surrender eight hits. With five pitchers being used Fri- to pick up his fifth save. decision of his life—remember that Barry is definitely a player's hot hitting and solid pitching against TCU got back-to-back home runs day, TCU needed to come up with After one game of dominant hit- coach with the famous haircut he coach. At OU. Barry let his players the Longhorns (27-12. 6-3 SWC), in the inning, as left fielder Beto strong starts from both Reid Ryan ting and one game in which the pitch- fired" - Jones rebounded by hiring the be themselves. While that did have Brown said that the team could w in Garza-Gongora hit a two run blast and Clay Caruthers in the Saturday ing set the tone, the Frogs combined best coach available—former Okla- its downside (his players included the series. and catcher Darren Tawwater fol- games. And both came up big as the the two in the final game of the series homa Sooners coach Barry Switzer. convicted drug dealers, shooters, "If we play the way we did this lowed with a solo shot. Frogs completed the three game as they picked up a 12-1 win. And. yes, I'm serious. Really. rapists and steroid users), they were weekend, there is no reason we can't The game got ugly following the sweep. Caruthers picked up his staff-lead- . The Cowboys will do well because certainly colorful. No OU fan can win two against Texas." Brown said. homers, as Kerby Smith charged the Ryan, the first game starter, ing sixth win of the season in the sec- Switzer was the perfect man for the forget Bosworth's colorful haircut, "When we play well, we can be suc- mound after a pitch which he appar- rebounded from a mid-season slump ond game. He pitched six and job. And here are the reasons why he Joe Washington's silver shoes, cessful against whoever we play." ently felt was a deliberate knock- to pitch five solid innings and lead one-third innings, scattering nine hits is the perfect fit for Dallas: Thomas Lott's huge afro and the Sel- down pitch. A brief bench-clearing the way in a 4-1 TCU win. and giving up only one run. The TCU-Texas series will begin 1) SwItZCT won't break up the mon brothers tearing up opponents. brawl ensued, and three players from Ryan (4-4, 1-1 SWC). who had TCU right fielder Rob Johnson Friday at 3 p.m. at the TCU Dia- coaching staff. Dallas has all its Life at OU was a player's dream. each team were ejected from the struggled in his last five starts, gave broke the game open in the third mond, The two teams will then play assistant coaches, including offen- And the Cowboys will soon like game, including Smith and Baylor up only one run in his five innings, inning for TCU. After the Frogs a Saturday doubleheader. with the sive coordinator Ernie Zampese and Barry for all the reasons his former hurler Anderson, who threw the striking out four along the way. loaded the bases with two singles and first game beginning at I p.m. defensive coordinator Butch Davis, Sooners did. Barry will let Michael under contract the next two years, lrvin do his touchdown dances, and it would have been very expen- Kenny Gant do his shark dance and sive for Jones to buy them out of their throw his TD passes. contracts if Switzer wanted to bring Life will be good in Cowboyland. ihem out. Barry has been out of 4) Switzer is a colorful coach. coaching for five years and doesn't Barry is a colorful guy and the pub- TRAFFIC TICKETS DEFENDED have any of his assistants to bring in. lic will eventually love him. Even etc though people don't like him now, Joe's COPIES That takes care of that problem. Keeping the old staff is a boon for the memories of Switzer's Sooner romp- The Copying & Duplicating Specialists Cowboys because the assistant ing over Texas every year are hard to coaching staff is one of the best staffs forget. 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BY TODD JoftOENtON Some new players include catch- sary, and they just set up the exact TCU DAILY SKIFF ers Jack Parkman (David Keith), same conclusion as the first film. complete with a very bad attitude Some of the characters are fun, led "Major League 11" (PG) problem, and Rube (Eric Bruskotter). by Uecker as the announcer. Randy The miraculous Cleveland Indians who has trouble, throwing the ball Quaid also has an amusing part as a return to the big screen for another back to the pitcher. heckler. It's always fun to hear a sta- season in "Major League II," which Most of these characters have dium full of fans sing "Wild Thing," opened last week. undergone a transformation in the as Vaughn enters the game, but hav- The roster of stars is basically the off-season, Vaughn now has a glam- ing a sequel that's this similar to the same. Charlie Sheen returns as Rick orous girlfriend and has shed his original is almost insulting to the "Wild Thing" Vaughn, as do Tom "wild thing" image. Dom has retired audience. Berenger as the aging catcher Jake and bought the team from materialis- Grade: C- Taylor, Corbin Bcrnsen as third base- tic owner Rachel Phelps, Cerrano has man Roger Dorn, Dennis Haysbert as converted from voodoo to buddhism "Clifford" (PG) the power-hitting Pedro Cerrano, and demonstrates love toward every- Martin Short plays a naughty ten- James Gammon as manager Lou one, and Hayes acquired a limp from year-old in "Clifford," which was Brown, and Bob Uecker as his starring role in an action movie. made by people who apparently announcer Harry Doyle. Omar Epps During the season, there are more thought imitating the "Problem TCU Daily Skiff/ photo courtesy of Morgan Creek Productions Inc. ("The Program") takes over for Wes- problems to be faced as, of course, Child" movies was a good idea. (oath Jake Ia\l(ir, playtd h> Tom Bercnjjer, calls time to discuss with "Wild Thing" ley Snipes as speedy center fielder the Indians start the season in last Clifford is left with his Uncle Mar- Rick \ aii^h an. pla\ed b\ Charlie Sheen, Vaughan's new pitching repertoire in "Major Willie Mays Hayes. place. When Brown suffers a heart tin (Charles Grodin) while his par- LeagVC II attack, Taylor is forced to abandon ents vacation in Hawaii. Martin's his playing duties to become team girlfriend. Sarah Davis (Mary Steen- manager. Also, Dorn encounters burgen) has always wanted to have financial trouble and is forced to sell kids, and sees this as a perfect oppor- the team back to Phelps. Because of tunity for Martin to learn. Clifford, pressure from the other players, however, has other ideas. He inter- Parkman is traded and replaced with feres in every aspect of Martin's life Tanaka, a Japanese outfielder who without Sarah's knowledge. And his criticizes Cerrano for turning soft. acts aren't innocent mischief, but Vaughn is demoted to the bullpen malicious episodes seemingly with- after his revamped image negatively out provocation. I won't detail every- affects his pitching. thing he does here. Somehow, the players manage to "Clifford" is an unmemorable reach inside themselves and find the comedy, not annoying like "Problem winning formula from last season. Child," with a few charming Vaughn once again becomes the moments. Short and Grodin have a "Wild Thing," Cerrano shifts back to good comic chemistry, and Short is his voodoo influences, and Phelps quite believable as a ten-year-old. HAROLD'S However, there aren't that many resumes her whining. "Major League II" is more of a laughs, the story becomes repetitive, remake than a sequel. The players' and the ending is unsatisfactory. individual problems are unneces- Grade: D+

Sell with class from page 5 iff classifieds 921 ^7426/ Barry/J seemed to rally and win on miracle TD passes from wishbone quarter- backs, interceptions returned for TDs and tight end reverses. In other words, Nebraska fans learned to hate Switzer very fast because OU would always beat them consistently. Finally, Switzer is » winner. There is no escaping this fact. Ignore the off-the-field activities of his play- ers and concentrate on what they did on the field. It proved one thing: Barry Switzer won consistently at Oklahoma. During Switzer's reign, the Sooners won three National Championships, 12 Big Eight titles, With cooler weather, Texans crave eight bowl games and had an .826 winning percentage. the taste of chili. Try Jons Grille's And this winning will continue Chili Cheese Dog, Chili Cheese with Dallas. The Cowboys have big- Burger or that all lime favorite- ger worries than their new coach— Chili Cheese Fries. It's hot stuff! how about holes in the offensive line, linebacker and fullback—and forget about their coach. Barry Switzer is a good coach and will be fine. If the Cowboys don't repeat as champions, it will be because of mis- G • R« I • L • L♦ E management, not poor coaching. 3009 S. University 923-1909 Ty is a senior news/editorial major Open 7 days a week from Bartlesville, Okla.

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