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VOL. XXI, NO. 116 TUESDAY, MARCH 31, 1987 the independent student newspaper sen·ing ~otre Dame and Saint '-fa11's Dollar Thatcher demands plunges to ·:J deeds not wo.~ds . new low Associated Press all nghts, Gorbachev said. They spoke at a state banquet Associated Press MOSCOW - British Prime in the Grand Kremlin Palace Minister Margaret Thatcher on the third day of Thatcher's NEW YORK -A historic challenged Soviet leader Mik official visit. plunge in the dollar's value put hail Gorbachev on Monday to Thatcher pressed the West's a scare into bull markets produce deeds that match his case for arms control, starting around the world Monday as in words about seeking better re with elimination of medium vestors worried about an un lations abroad and providing range nuclear weapons from restrained decline in the U.S. I greater freedom at home. Europe and restraints on currency and the outside Thatcher took Gorbachev to shorter-range rockets. chance of a trade war. • .pt task specifically on human Her attitudes are an impor The prices of stocks and rights and the withdrawal of tant consideration for Gorbac bonds plunged in Tokyo, Lon Soviet troops from Mghanis hev because Britain has its own don and New York in reaction ·.~"' ~ tan. nuclear arsenal and she has to the dollar's fall. The U.S. \.wJr=::-·- -~~~ .. r "We will reach our judg given strong support to U.S. currency hit its lowest point ments not on intentions or on defense policies. against the Japanese yen since promises but on deeds and on Gorbachev accused the West modern exchange rates were results," she said of Western of including "a package of con established in the late 1940s. leaders. ditions and demands on the So Traders said they were Gorbachev repeated the viet Union" in proposals for an worried in part by President Kremlin position that it wants arms agreement. Reagan's plan to impose prohi a political solution in Mghanis bitive tariffs on up to $300 mil tan, where Moslem insurgents "Instead of reductions in the lion worth of Japanese havefoughtgovernmenttroops nuclear arms arsenals, Europe electronic goods to force since a communist coup in is being offered a buildup of Japanese into compliance with April1978. An estimated 115,000 those arsenals, the deployment a trade agreement on com Soviet soldiers now are in the of American shorter-range puter chips. country. theater missiles," he said. Gor "It seems like the United He said the Soviets are ready bachev's reference was to States is trying to play hardball to discuss human rights statements by U.S. officials here, and the ramifications are ·.. ~ ' . '-(· ...... •~:'<.-:-.-. "openly and loudly" if the that Washington would con quite severe," said Randy Hol debate includes unemploy sider converting some land, a foreign currency op Jump back The Observer/ Joann Whitfield ment, homelessness and dis medium-range missiles to tions trader for Donaldson, Junior David Somelofske and sophomore Tim Kennedy, members crimination in the West. counter what it says is an over Lufkin & Jenrette Securities of censored team £337, get in some practice before the official "If we're going to talk about whelming Soviet edge in short Corp. start of Bookstore Basketball XVI. human rights, let's talk about range rockets. The dollar broke through new lows steadily last week and again Monday despite the pur chase of at least $10 billion on Ban on advertising enforced against bands the open market by the central banks of Japan and, to a lesser By KENDRA MORRILLE forming bands of University ting. Violations punishable by as not to incur any financial degree, the United States and News Staff policies: $25 fine per article. repercussions.'' other industrial nations. -When band is playing at off -Bands can play on Cassidy stressed that the "I think it's a very, very dan The alleged violations of Uni campus locations (various Fieldhouse Mall, Stepan Field, notice was informational in na gerous situation. Nobody can versity policies by campus bars), advertising is limited to White Field, and Green Field ture. "We sent the letter to stop this movement (of tpe fal bands has resulted in a recent the Observer, Scholastic, and after 4 p.m. Dates and times bands to inform them of ling dollar), not even the crackdown on the enforcement WVFI. Violations punishable must be reserved and approved policies that were being Federal Reserve, market mo of such policies. by $100 fine. by Student Activities Director. severely broken," he said. mentum is so strong," said lida Joe Cassidy, director of Stu -When playing at campus Violations punishable by $100 "There is not a ban on adver Toshihiko, senior yen dealer dent Activities, has sent out sponsored event, flyers must fine. tising. (The bands) just have for Westpac Banking Corp. notices informing bands of be approved by SAB. Violations "You have been blessed with to advertise within certain The dollar skidded to a low rules they must follow and the punishable by $50 fine. musical talents that you should guidelines." He said these of 144.70 yen in Tokyo Monday penalties for breaking those -Materials posted on walls or be sharing with your friends policies are not new. before finishing the day at rules. on sidewalks are not permis and fellow students," Cassidy Most band members said 146.20 yen, still well below The following is a summary sable. Bulletin boards are said in the letter. "Please abide Friday's late rate. of the notice from Cassidy in- available in Lafortune for pos- by these minimal guidelines so see BAN, page 3 More checkmarked courses in store By CHRIS BEDNARSKI Winucur said three-quarters That really is bad," he said. News Editor of the courses students get "It's just not right." closed out of are in the college Winicur is hopeful that the in In an effort to reduce the of Arts and Letters and one creased number of check number of Notre Dame stu quarter in the college of Busi marks will reduce the number dents who are closed out of ness Administration. of students who are closed out courses after registration, "Basically, the problem is in of classes. "I think we should there will be an increase in the Arts and Letters, where most see a marked improvement number of checkmarked of the undergraduates are. this semester as compared to courses during next semester's Three colleges are O.K., one last semester," he said. "I registration, according to college is a real problem, but think students will be a lot hap Daniel Winicur, Dean of Ad most of the students are in it, pier." ministration and and so it's really problem," "If we checkmark the 11 Registrar. Winicur said. courses which are most over "What we're trying to do now In addition, three quarters of subscribed, half of the student is to aleviate some of the prob the courses that get closed out close-outs would be lems of the students by selec are in just five departments; eliminated," said Winicur. tively checkmarking those Finance, History, American "We're not doing it at ran courses that we know are going Studies, English and Philoso dom, we're actually trying to to cause trouble," he said. phy, he said. pinpoint the ones that are going JUSt Veg... The Observer/Joann Whitfield "We have data now for the "To me, its criminal to make to cause trouble," he said. "It's After a long, hard day, Badin hall reidents Elisa Arrillaga, first time so we know which a student wait six weeks to find Carolyn Cur, Susan Meek, Terri Dempsey and Janet Budnick courses are over-subscribed." out what courses they have. see CHECKMARK , page 4 kick back and relax with some afternoon TV. Tuesday, March 31, 1987- page 2
I Of Interest To censor Bookstore tourney A series of Shakespeare movies will begin tonight is to go way out of bounds at 7 p.m. in the Engineering Auditorium. The first film will be Franco Zeffirelli's classic version of "Romeo and Well, well, well. Another case of censorship. Juliet." Admission is free and all are welcome. -The Ob The Bookstore Basketball tournament names server have been of questionable taste for a long time. Mark Most students (except the freshmen who will only see this year's censored version) can recall Mclaughlin Emergency room internship information meet a few of the juicier ones. Projects Manager ing for students interested in a unique experience next And, God forbid, some of the names actually year at a local hospital emergency room will be held to referred to various sexual acts. I'm surprised morrow at 7 p.m. in Room 104 of O'Shaughnessy Hall. they haven't expelled half the campus for laugh -The Observer ing at them in past years. I have to admit that some of the names have been pretty gross. Having read an uncensored version of this year's names, I can see some SMC Hall Elections: There will be mandatory more sensitive individuals being offended by meetings tonight and tomorrow at 8 p.m. on 3rd floor the names. The raunchy names were, perhaps, Haggar College Center for all those interested in running indicative of a lower intelligence level than that for hall office for 1987-88. All four members of each ticket expected at Notre Dame. must be present at one of the two meetings. -The Observer But no one said you had to read the schedules. I can just see certain officials saying "we don't have to see pornography either, but that BACCHUS will sponsor two awareness programs doesn't mean we should allow it to exist." This tonight. The first will be a lecture and discussion with Dr. is true; pornography exploits individuals and Steve Nelson, Director of Student Activities at Dartmouth should be eradicated. Does Bookstore exploit College. The topic will be a different perspective on the people? Not the last time I looked. alcohol policy, and will take place at 9 p.m. in the Notre Besides, the Bookstore schedule isn't handed Dame Room, 2nd floor Lafortune. The second event will out to the general public. If you're not on a be a drinking demonstration at 10 p.m. in the Grace Hall team, you aren't given one. should not prohibit the orderly distribution Pit. It will provide first hand experience with Indiana law Yes, some people are treated less than kindly of student literature on campus except and field sobriety tests. All are welcome. -The Observer by Bookstore names. But students crack jokes that which could be reasonably construed about public figures anyway, and non-public to be in violation of the law. The legality backstabbing is not permitted by the Bookstore will be determined by a tripartite board Charity Ball dorm representatives must pick up staff. with legal counsel. very important information today from 3-5: 30 in 243 Badin. Student Activities does not fund Bookstore at -The Observer all. As a matter of fact, all those $5 entry fees Unless Joe Cassidy and Father Rocca and Adele cover the costs of the tournament quite nicely. Lanan have law degrees that I don't know Leftover money is given to An Tostal, and, ul about, it sounds like the Notre Dame adminis The University Counseling Center is sponsoring a timately, back to .the students who spent it in tration does not practice what it preaches. 2-part workshop on date rape. The workshop, entitled the first place. And if they won't stop Student Activities from "When Date Becomes Rape," is designed for both men It would seem, then, that Student Activities imposing its moral standards on a Bookstore and women. A film will be shown, followed by a discussion. has no real reason to censor Bookstore team tournament that wasn't offending anyone who The workshop is tonight at 6:30 in 117 Haggar. -The Ob names. Bookstore is not public, nor is it con didn't ask to be offended, then there isn't a server nected financially to the University. whole lot anybody else can do about it. The rather cheap trick of handing the Now WVFI, Juggler, and Scholastic have all schedule back to a "student committee, ul felt the wrath of Student Activities. I can think The Justice Education Panel of Saint Mary's will timately working in agreement with the Office of one other major group that has been spared. host the panel discussion "Responses Through Individual of Student Activities" was simply a ploy to fool The newspaper you're reading. Is it Hey, baby, it's cold outside! Mostly -ALUMNI cloudy today with a 40 percent chance of Ill SENIOR snowshowers. Windy and cold with highs in the mid 30s. Clearing and cold tonight. Low around 20. Partly sunny and not as cold Wednesday. High around 40. :z: 1- Design Editor ...... Kathy Huston Viewpoint Layout ...... Heidi Traxler Design Assistant ...... Eileen Lawrence Accent Copy Editor ...... Tom Beatty Applications for the 1987-88 staff are available Typesetters ...... Jose Novas Accent Layout ...... Melinda Murphy ...... Michael Buc Typists...... Colleen Foy in the Student Activities Office (3rd floor LaFortune). News Editor...... Chris Julka ND Day Editor .... Patti Tripathi Copy Editor ...... Diane Schroeder Ad Design...... Sharon Emmite Sports Copy Editor ...... Rick Rietbrock Photographer .... Joann Whitfield Viewpoint Copy Editor . .... Julie Collinge The deadline for all applications is April 8th. The Observer (USPS 599 2-4000) is published Monday through Friday except during exam and vacation periods. The Observer is published by the students of the University of Notre Dame and Saint Mary's College. Subscriptions may be purchas ed for S40 per year ($25 per semester) by writing Tbe Observer, P.O. Box Q, Notre Dame, Indiana 46556. The Observer is a member of The Associaled Press. All reproduction rights are reserved. • •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• The Observer Tuesday, March 31, 1987- page 3 Loughridge said the greatest first year of existence, has only effect of the ban will be the advertised by using flyers. Ban need for bands to advertise Possibly the clearest illustra continued from page 1 elsewhere, such as The Obser- tion of the confusion resulting they have not received notices, ver or WVFI. He feels that from the alleged ban is the however, and this has caused WVFI would not reach a large story of how the band Bottom a great amount of confusion as enough audience and that The Line learned about the Univer well as a rumour that there is Observer is too expensive. sity policies concerning bands. a complete ban on campus ad- Since they are already fairly Matt McGlinn of Bottom Line vertising. well established, the ban will said they posted signs advertis Paul Loughridge of The Law not hurt The Law as much as ing drink specials at the club said he first found out about the it will the lesser known or new where they were playing. Jim supposed ban on advertising bands, said Loughridge. "What Lies, assistant director of when he read Mary Jacoby's are they going to do -the bands residence life, told McGlinn article on the ban that ap- just starting? They usually that the signs were a violation peared in The Observer last don't get paid at first so how of DuLac--signs cannot adver week. Loughridge claims will they get the money (for tise alcohol and must be ap never to have received official other forms of advertising)?" proved by the SAB. McGlinn notice. He said he had already One of these newer bands is had 200 more posters printed printed flyers for The Law's Blind River. Mark Van Etten, saying "Chips presents Bottom next appearance and thought their drummer, said he Line ... ID Required." The about putting them up, since he received a notice in the mail SAB would not approve these was never officially informed one and a half weeks ago in because they mentioned a bar, of anything. forming him of the rules and Bottom Line lost $25 due to Loughridge said he was not campus bands must follow. He printing costs. McGlinn then sure of the reason for the ban. said he was not aware of the received the letter he should "Somebody said it's because rules before he received the have received earlier in the we're drawing an underage notice. mail. group to the bars," he said. "Bands can't afford Cassidy insisted that, con "That's not true. My friends newspapers, so most bands trary to what many believe, the don't go because they're un- won't be advertising," said University is not trying to derage." Van Etten. Blind River, in it:-- charge bands extra money by §~·.q...Q>o.&r·~~·.Q>·-b>~~~·Q>·~§ forcing them to pay more for advertising. He said that he saw an effective form of band ' NO AVE APTS. advertising while working at Ianother university. That uni The Observer/ Joann Whitfield Sign here Early Bird Special versity's newspaper had a spe Senior Gwen Taddonio explains the procedure as Paul Kolecki cial column called "Upbeat" signs up for his senior portraits. Now renting for Fall that announced where and when all campus bands were 2 Bedroom completely ~ playing each week. Student chosen as finalist When told of the frustration §furnished ~ among band members who in college photo competition Sign up before break and receive a said they had never been in t formed of the policies and could By DEIRDRE FINN not receive any monetary ~ 10 percent discount have been fined for unknow News Staff awards through the final selec ingly violating University tion process. Senior Michele Chlebek, an Michele said she learned of ~ Call 234-6647 ~ policy, Cassidy replied that his art major at Saint Mary's Col the contest from her professor, office is not aware of all lege, was chosen as a finalist Douglas Tyler, while taking a campus bands. ~ Protected by Pinkerton Security J in the seventh annual college photography class last fall. She ~ Agency photography contest. entered an abstract, black-and ~.Q-~·~·~ The Observer Is accepting applications tor Are you Interested In helping to manage and the following paid positions: account for $385,000? Typists If you are a SOPHOMORE business major who enjoys working with money and people, STUDENT GOVERNMENT needs you as the Questions should be directed to Jim Winkler at the Observer of fice (239-5313). Student Body Assistant Treasurer. -Student Body Assistant Treasurer aids the Student Body Treasurer in disbursing funds for: Arts & Letters presents Student Government SAB March31 Halls ROMEO & JULIET Clubs and organizations director Franco Zeffirelli This is in preparation for your becoming THE STUDENT Aprll6 BODY TREASURER the following year. THRONE OF BLOOD (Japanese Macbeth) -Applications are available in the Treasurer's office director Akira Kurosawa Aprll13 2nd floor LaFortune between 12-4:30. A MIDSUMMER'S NIGHT DREAM Due on Tuesday, April 7th by 4:30 pm. Royal Shakespeare Company Royal Shakespeare Company -Any questions, contact Chris Grandpre at 239-7417. Aprll27 KING LEAR director Peter Brook IYO ADMISSIOIY 7:00 pm Engineering Auditorium ------~------~-- ~---- The Observer Tuesday, March 31, 1987- page 4 student problems, said Checkmark Winicur, who calls the current procedure a "bad system." Session on broken families offered continued from page 1 "The only real solution lies sometimes very difficult to in the creation of an on-line By SANDY CERIMELE lishing a regular support group particular awareness of know which ones are really the computer system for registra Staff Reporter for students from such relationships and family living very popular courses," he said. tion," he said. families. She has a specific con harbored in student life. Although there will be more The Administration is com Saint Mary's and Notre cern for adult children who ex According to Benedict, the checkmarked courses this mittted to a new computer sys Dame students coping with the perience divorce because of the discussion group will help the semster, Winicur said the num tem and the conceptual design stress of living as adult serious psychological affects students put their experience in ber is "not anywhere near what for a new system has been com daughters and sons of divorced that result from the sudden proper perspective. "Someone it was a year or so ago." pleted, said Winicur. "The parents will share their expe split of a family unit. may be walking around with Winicur said he is also Provost has made this a high riences in an informal discus "It is traumatic for them as the notion that the whole world working with department priority," he added. sion Wednesday night. adults because it causes them is married and happy when heads on classes in which stu The proposed system would The discussion, sponsored by to be very concerned about es that is simply not true and can dents were closed out, but more be integrated with all the of Saint Mary's Campus Mini tablishing and maintaing be a very alienating experi students could have been fices that handle students; fin stry, will be guided by Linda relationships of their own," ence," she said. According to added, without changing the ancial aid, housing, student ac Benedict, a student at Indiana said Benedict. Benedict, the discussion will of nature of the course or impos counts, student records, University of South Bend, at 7 Another reason she is con fer diverse religious perspec ing an additional burden on the everything that has to do with p.m. in 162 Regina Hall of Saint cerned for these children is be tives. Father Tom Stella of instructor. students, he said. Mary's. cause they often undertake re Saint Mary's Campus Ministry "I have asked for help from Winicur said he hopes the Benedict is coordinator of sponsibilities for which they will represent the Catholic per the (department) chairmen system can be fully operational Divorce Ministry at Little are not prepared. She said the spective. Benedict will share when reviewing the prioritized in about two years. "I think we Flower Church in South Bend children often feel stuck in the her experiences as an atheist class lists and this, together can have elements of it in place and is active in several organ middle and sharing those who converted to Catholicism with the selective checkmark in a year and a half and the izations committed to support feelings offers alternative ap in the process of her divorce. ing, should eliminate most of whole system in two years," he for divorced families in the proaches to their situations. Another woman will represent the difficulties faced by stu said. area. She has concentrated her ef the avid Catholic family con dents," he said. Even with a new computer Her objective for the discus forts on the establishment of a fronted with the pain of separa Increasing the number of system, Winicur said Notre sion is to spur interest in estab- campus group because of the tion and conflict of faith. checkmark courses, however, Dame will always need some is only a short-term solution to sort of checkmark policy. Business contest results to be announced soon By SEAN S. HICKEY besides Notre Dame are Illi Senior Staff Reporter nois, Missouri, Ohio State, and Penn State. Winners in the past The results of the sixth an were Notre Dame in 1982 and nual MBA · Invitational Case and 1983, Ohio State in 1984, Competition currently under Vanderbilt in 1985, and Ohio· way at Notre Dame will be State in 1986. revealed at an awards dinner at the conclusion of the compe "All the universities compet tition tonight. ing have very good MBA pro "The basic guidelines of the grams," pointed out Reilly. competition," said Perry Del "The judges will make their lelce, President of the Student decisions based on a team's MBA Association, "are that strategy, analysis, and most each team is provided with the importantly the overall quality basic necessities for preparing of the presentation." a case in corporate strategy pads, paper and microcom puters. Also each team is given 24 hours to prepare for their presentation, with no outside help allowed except the re search facilities of the li brary." Representing Notre Dame this year are Thomas Cranley, Cristian Hohlberg and Antonio Tocornal. The team was selec ted by a panel of five profes sorss in the college of business administration in the intra college MBA casecompetition last February. "Right now we're consider ing different alternatives in the ENGINEERING case ... .It is a very complex one," said Cristian GRADUATE SCHOOL Team presentations, slated to be 50 minutes apiece, are A Short Presentation followed by a taking place today in the Cen Questions & Answer Session ter for Continuing Education from 10:10-12:00 a.m., 1:10- 3:00p.m., and 3:40-4:30 p.m. The presentations are open to the public. The competition is "being co sponsored by the Notre Dame College of Business Adminis tration and Johnson and Johnson," said Frank Reilly, Dean of the Business College. Reillysaid Notre Dame decided to sponsor the compe tition because "we had had some MBA Students who were involved in a case competition. It was an enriching exper ience for students developing, presenting and defending a case while competing with TUES. MARCH 3-1 other MBA students from 7:00 P.M. around the country." Room 224, Cushing Reilly added, "It gives our Sponsored by students the chance to meet other MBA students and en Office of Engineering Research and Graduate Studies hances our reputation with College of Engineering other schools." University of Notre Dame "Other universities compet ing in the competition this year The Observer Tuesday, March 31, 1987- page 5 U.S. embassy guards 'Great Hunger Cleanup' cotning By ERIC HOLLAWAY Sophia Twarog, former and will include tasks such replaced as precaution News Staff chairwoman of the Overseas as painting, yardwork or Associated Press special attention until inves Development Network. any type of cleanup job. tigators began probing The Great Hunger The cleanup has three The proceeds will be WASHINGTON - The Marine Lonetree's activities earlier Cleanup to take place in goals, according to Twarog. divided so that half stays in Corps, cooperating with the this year. South Bend on Saturday, The first is to actively in the community for soup State Department, said Mon The Marine Corps stressed Apr. 11. will involve several volve students in fighting the kitchens and food pantries, day it has agreed to replace all none of the guards currently campus organizations at problem of hunger. The and the other half goes to 28 security guards at the U.S. posted in Moscow is suspected Notre Dame and Saint second goal is to enhance re agricultural development embassy in Moscow with other of wrongdoing. But it said in a Mary's. lations between the commu projects in the Third World. Marines as a special precau joint statement with the State The Great Hunger nity and Notre Dame. The Mayor's office and the tion. Department it would replace Cleanup is a project The final and most impor Northeast Neighborhood as The move follows the dis all guards sometime in April. whereby college students tant goal is to raise money sociation are helping the closure that two former guards "This measure is precaution pledge to clean up their com to help eliminate hunger in <;:ause by supplying part of are suspected of repeatedly al ary in nature and is intended munity and donate the South Bend and in foreign the material and coordinat lowing Soviet agents in the em to facilitate an investigation of money gathered to fight countries. ing work sites in the north bassy late at night in what has the security program at the hunger. University President Fa east neighborhood. been called a critical breach of U.S. Embassy," the statement USA for Africa is organiz ther Theodore Hesburgh Volunteers will be working security. added. ing the nationwide event in commented, "I think this at several areas including Meanwhile, Pentagon 61 cities. The Overseas De campus needs a wide vari Dismas House, Bendix sources said Cpl. Arnold State Department spokes velopment Network, the ety of activities so that all Woods and the United Way. Bracy, one of the former woman Phyllis Oakley said the World Hunger Coalition and the students will have out Area companies have guards suspected of espionage, men withdrawn from Moscow the Social Action Club of lets for their good will and donated prizes and money. was reduced in rank from ser would eventually be trans Saint Mary's are the groups their generosity." Dinners at area restaraunts geant for fraternization with a ferred to guard duties at other responsible for implement Pledges are being gath and gift certificates will be woman while in Moscow. embassies. She said she knew ing the event in the South ered from individual and awarded to individuals, The sources, who asked not of no plans for special screen Bend area. corporate sources. Student teams of ten and dorms to be named, previously dis ing or training for the Marines "Many students feel they volunteers will receive a based on the amount of closed both Bracy and Sgt. who would replace the guards have no time to get involved pledge card on which other pledges received. The grand Clayton Lonetree became in now in Moscow. with long term service proj students will pledge a cer prize is a free airline ticket volved with Soviet women who The Marine Corps said the ects. The Great Hunger tain amount for each hour anywhere in the United worked at the embassy. guards would be transferred to Cleanup is only one day and worked. The event will last States, donated by Execu The sources said Bracy's re the headquarters of their par is perfect for them," said approximately three hours tive Travel Inc. duction in rank came last Au ent command at the Marine gust, but it did not attract any base at Quantico, Va. Carter serves as new envoy WHEN IS THE RIGHT TIME TO in Mideast Associated Press CALL YOUR PARENTS? WASHINGTON - Former President Jimmy Carter will report to Secretary of State George Shultz on his five a) When you're stuck in your room because nation Middle East trip Friday someone "pennied" your door. as the Reagan administration steps up its diplomacy in the region. Carter held nine hours of b) When you spent all your money playing talks with Syrian President video games and you still have to buy books Hafez Assad, with whom the administration is barely in for Developmental Psych. touch, and held talks also in Is rael, Egypt, Jordan and Al geria. The former president said c) When you iust miss hearing their voices Sunday on NBC-TV's ''Meet the and telling them what you've been doing. Press" that Assad had con vinced him he knew nothing about the location of eight Americans held hostage in Lebanon by terrorists. One thing about parents: they love to hear what you've been up to. But Carter also said Assad But you should call them anyway. "is now expressing for the first And when they ask where you were last night, tell them that you time his willingness to partici always call using AT&T Long Distance Service because of pate in an international confer AT&T's high quality service and exceptional ence to recognize Israel by value. direct negotiations with them." When they ask how your stud The administration ies are going, remind them that downgraded its diplomatic and business contacts with Syria AT&T gives you immediate last November after conclud credit if you dial a wrong ing that the Assad government number. sponsored terro!'ism against And when they ask about Americans abroad. your plans for the weekend, note As a result, State Depart that you can count on AT&T for ment officials are eager to hear clear long distance connections. about Assad's views from ,...... ,. .. And when, at last, they praise Carter. His meeting with Shultz you for using AT&T, then-and only was disclosed by Melissa Montgomery, the former pres then-you might want to mention those ident's press assistant. ~ Psych books. Next week, two senior Jor ~ danian officials will hold talks (. ~: j with Shultz on prospects for negotiations with Israel. '--"' The visit of Prime Minister Zayd Rifai and Foreign Mini ster Tahir Masri on Monday and Tuesday marks stepped-up U.S. interest in having the negotiations held in the context of a Mideast peace conference. AT&T They will also discuss with Shultz a growing program of The right choice. economic aid for the 1 million Palestinian Arabs who live on the West Bank of the Jordan River. ------~------~~---·--~------~ ------~~ ~---- ------The Observer Tuesday, March 31, 1987- page 6 Children come first for Baby M trial judge Associated Press trial attracted. He turned down all interview requests, and his HACKENSACK, N.J. staff was told to do the same. Children come first in Judge He attended Washington Uni Harvey Sorkow's court, and versity in St. Louis as an un there has been no exception to dergraduate and received his the rule in the landmark case law degree from Rutgers. of a year-old girl born under a Before serving in family court, surrogate contract. he was a municipal judge for "May I remind you all, this several northern New Jersey is a hearing for the best interest communities. of the child," the bespectacled On the bench, while taking Superior Court jurist told attor copious notes on yellow legal neys in the widely publicized pads, Sorkow runs a no and highly emotional dispute. nonsense court and becomes With little or no legal angry when attorneys stumble guidelines to follow, Sorkow toward a legal point or question will rule Tuesday on who his memory. He can read his should have custody of the notes back with the accuracy chubby blonde girl known as of a court reporter. Baby M and will set a prece "Judge Sorkow feels very dent that could affect surrogate strongly about the best interest parenting nationwide. of the child being preeminent,'' Contras riding into action AP Photo "I believe this decision is like said Alan Lippel, who has from bases in Honduras since December. The the first speaker in a debate," argued cases in Sorkow's Contra activity appears to have increased since said Peter Simmons, dean of court. "In a way, what the the resumption of U.S. military aid last fall. authenticity of this and other photos could not be verified independently. the Rutgers University law court is doing is playing the The administration maintains that thousands school. role of surrogate mother." of Contras have reinf'dtrated into Nicaragua Baby M was born on Marc.h To ensure that Baby M- 27, 1986, after Mary Beth called Sara by Whitehead and Whitehead agreed to be artifi Melissa by the Sterns--was Neutralizing war chemicals costly cially inseminated with treatly fairly, Sorkow ap William Stern's sperm and pointed a guardian, attorney Associated Press gas known as VX. Mustard gas Mter years of study, the bear him and his wife a child Lorraine Abraham, who attacks the lungs, while nerve Army last year proposed for $10,000. argued on the child's behalf. WASHINGTON -The Army gases attack the central ner destroying the stockpile by bur Mrs. Whitehead changed her She suggested the Sterns be says it will cost as much as $2.8 vous system after being ab ning the weapons at the eight mind about giving up the child, given custody and that billion to destroy thousands of sorbed through the skin. U.S. sites, saying that method and Stern and his wife, Whitehead be denied visitation tons of aging and obsolete There are a variety of U.S. was preferable to transporting Elizabeth, sued for custody. rights for at least five years. chemical weapons, a program weapons, rockets, artillery them to one or two large in As the assignment judge for In addition to the custody ordered by Congress as part of shells, mortar shells, bombs cineration sites. family court in Bergen County, decision, Sorkow must also the long-running fight over and spray tanks. In addition, But the plan ran into local op Sorkow often takes on the toug decide whether the contract be whether to build new U.S. gas some of the chemicals are position, particularly in Hop hest cases himself. He arrives tween Whitehead and the weapons. stored in bulk containers. kins' district, where residents at the courthouse at about 8:30 Sterns is valid. After closing The latest cost figu1·es were When the chemical arsenal claimed it was too dangerous. a.m., long before other judges arguments, he told the attor sent to Congress last week as was created, there were few Congress responded by order or attorneys, and often is the neys, "Your presentations the House Armed Services concerns about how to get rid ing another study of more op last to leave. served to further crystalize for Committee prepared to begin of it during a time when toxic tions looking at the safest, An avid photographer, the court its awesome burden.'' writing a Pentagon budget for leaks were little cause for con cheapest way to destroy the Sorkow, 57, lives in Bergenfield Sorkow was not afraid to let the fiscal year starting Oct 1. cern. weapons without the pressure with his wife, Pearl. He is a his feelings known. He would One change that could be "When this stuff was first of the 1994 deadline. private man who has worked not tolerate lawyers who made is the current 1994 dead made, if you'd ask the Army In response, the Army sent to keep himself isolated from argued for their clients rather line set by Congress last fall for how they would destroy it, I that report to Capitol Hill last the worldwide attention the than Baby M. the Army to dispose of all the think they would have said week. weapons. The service admits it bury it," Soucy said. will have a difficult time The weapons are stored at meeting that target, and Rep. eight Army sites in the contin Larry Hopkins, R-Ky., a mem tental United States, along with ber of the committee, plans to another on Johnston Atoll, a offer an amendment eliminat deserted Pacific island south of ing the deadline. Hawaii. The U.S. storage sites Hopkins represents a district are Anniston, Ala.; Aberdeen, that includes one of the eight Md.; Lexington, Ky.; Newport, sites in the continental United Ind.; Pine Bluff, Ark.; Pueblo, States where the Army keeps Colo.; Umatilla, Ore.; and its stockpile of chemical weap Tooele, Utah. ons, some of which date back Scientific studies have shown to World War II. the best way to destroy chemi No American chemical cal weapons is burning them in weapons have been built since a closed container, according 1969, when President Nixon or to Soucy, and three different in dered a halt to the program. cineration plans are under con But when President Reagan sideration. took office six years ago, he Other destruction methods sought to restart the U.S. all have drawbacks, he noted. chemical production because For example, chemical he said it was needed to offset neutralization by mixing the a growing Soviet gas arsenal. agents "is not that easy. In all Congress, after a long and of these chemicals, especially controversial fight, finally ap the ones that are really aging, proved his request two years there are impurities and it is April 1- 5 ago, but also decided to elimi the purity of the chemicals WEDNESDAY 11:30AM Cable nate the current stockpile fol which drives a reaction to com THURSDAY 2:30PM Television's lowing reports the weapons pletion to neutralize them," he Premier. were aging, obsolete and some said. and 9:30PM Educational times dangerous. In addition, chemical SATURDAY 2:30PM Channel! According to Army spokes neutralization is inefficient be SUNDAY 11:00PM Produced and Distributed by MEDIA PEOPLE. INC. man Phil Soucy, the service cause it would produce large has thousands of tons of gas amounts of "hazardous wastes Special Appearances on weapons. The exact amount is that still would have to be dis Heritage Cablevision-Mishawaka Channel 31 classified, though published es posed of," he said. WEDNESDAY April 1 11 :30AM SATURDAY April 4 2:30PM timates have put it at about The service has built a test THURSDAY April 2 2:30PM & 9:30PM SUNDAY April 5 11 :OOPM 30,000 tons. The Army says it incinerator at Tooele, a rela will cost between $2 billion and tively deserted spot south of $2.8 billion to destroy the stock Salt Lake City that houses 40 piles. percent of the U.S. stockpile. The U.S. arsenal basically There have some minor leaks has three types of chemicals : from the inner chamber, but mustard gas, which first was none into the atmosphere. An used during World War I; the other, and much larger, in short-lived nerve agent GB; cinerator is under construction and the longer-lasting nerve on Johnston Atoll. ---~----~------~----- \TieVV~_O_i_n_t______Tues-day,M-arch-31,1-987-p-age7 Quality of grad program depends on faculty I have encountered a profound over Our physical plant keeps improving, We do not now have a faculty worthy fessors who believe that they can be - sight which needs to be addressed if the with a new graduate women's of its alumni, worthy of its undergradu and should be - both first rate teachers Notre Dame reputation is to continue residence soon to be built. Last year ates, worthy of its pay. We will not have and scholars. And we need a Vice Pres to flourish in the Malloy era. Notre Dame had 2 Rhodes Scholars, the faculty we have paid so much for ident of advanced studies who will say ranking us in the top 5 nationally. until we get rid of the deadwood. and believe Notre Dame is not yet in Christopher Ryan So, with a strong undergraduate body We need deans who will monitor and, the top 10, but it soon will be- and that's and strong financial resources we yes, shake up their departments to let our goal. guest column might expect the graduate school and them know that mediocrity is not faculty to be highly ranked as well. enough. We need administrators who Christopher J. Ryan is a 1978 graduate Now that Notre Dame is at a sensitive They are not. will not give pay raises based on of Notre Dame and is currently the Vice juncture in her evolution, there is a The faculty is ranked highly only in seniority, but on production. We need President of Forbes Information Ser problem that needs to be addressed if its compensation. It does not produce early retirement plans. We need pro- vices, Inc. all of the work done in the Hesburgh new knowledge at anywhere near the era is not to be considered in vain. I rate at which it gets support from the worry about Notre Dame's accomplish alumni. The graduate students do not ments and her plans for the future. go on to teach at the best universities. Specifically, I am concerned with the In 1982 the National Assessment of P.O.BoxQ administration's key objectives: main Research and Doctoral Programs gave taining fine undergraduate education Notre Dame poor marks. The response and developing a respected graduate of Notre Dame's administration to this? program and research faculty. These 'We are not in the top 10 and we never Beer cans and swearing of civility and plethora of ignorance. goals are mandated by the trustees and will be - but that's not our goal.' Such is not genuine communication in alumni. What then is our goal? To have an are out of place here that it neither clarifies an issue nor By instituting a graduate program, overpaid, mediocre faculty forever? solves any problem. It does communi Notre Dame has taken on a complex Consider a recent rating of Econom Dear Editor: cate a level of excitement, "look at responsibility. Its objective is to ics faculties. In 1984 the "American Vocal adolescent showboating should me," and attention, as well as deficient administer a graduate program of Economic Review published an article be left in high school. And some Notre education, at least in terms of clever if scholarship and research the equal of (vol. 74 no. 4 pp. 822-26) which ranked Dame students cannot hold their beer not erudite vocabulary. its already excellent undergraduate schools on the basis of their publishing -not when they throw their beer cans on program. output. This ranking, then, did not the ground of the University. How any This phenomenon on campus of "We are not in the top 10 and we never depend on opinion, only on what was student can walk by a beer can and not swearing and beer cans is not only bad will be - but that's not our goal." actually produced in 4leading Econom pick it up amazes me. I grant you that manners and impropriety but, at its es (Robert Gordon, Notre Dame Vice ics journals. The jounals were the it gets tiring and, after awhile, I quit sence, it is basically uncharitable. President for advanced studies, quoted "American Economic Review, the too. But if everybody just picked up one Get out your thesauri before the sit in the Notre Dame Magazine", October Journal of Political Economy", the can ... uation becomes sterquilinous. 1983, p.4) "Quarterly Journal of Economics, " Back to vocal adolescent showboat How does Notre Dame fare as the and "Econometrica". Articles pub ing. Swearing and foul language can be Samuel Nigro, M.D. Hesburgh era comes to a close? On lished during 1978-1983 were included. a terribly bad habit, indicative of a lack Class of 1958 some measures - endowment, alumni How did Notre Dame rank? In the giving, faculty pay, rating of the under top 27, as our undergraduates ranked? graduate program - we are doing very No. In the top 31, as our professors' pay well. As an undergraduate college ranks? No. In the top 50? No. Top 100? Notre Dame has achieved Sorin's goal No. Notre Dame ranked 121st. A school of becoming a great American Catholic with an endowment in the top 20 ranked university. But its graduate program below 21 schools without doctoral pro and its faculty are not living up to grams. It ranked below all the Big Ten Sorin's dream. schools. It ranked below all the Pac Ten As an undergraduate college, Notre schools. It was not even the best Cath Dame was ranked "Most Competitive" olic school. It was outranked by Boston -the highest rating by "Barron's Guide College (59), Washington University at to the Most Prestigious Colleges" (New St. Louis (85) and Georgetown (90). York, 1984). Only 26 other schools were Why has the Notre Dame faculty per in this category. formed so poorly? In part, it is because As for endowment, Notre Dame now they have been rewarded for seniority, ranks 18th in the nation. Alumni giving not for publishing new ideas. In part, is at record levels. Cash gifts in 1986 there is a group mentality which does totaled $48.3 million, a record and 43% not believe in excellence - such as Mr. greater than 1985's $33.8 million, which Gordon. was also a record. It is relatively easy to have a highly Faculty pay has also risen greatly. paid faculty, if you have generous, sup Full professors receive pay that is bet portive alumni. That Notre Dame cer ter than that of all but about 30 univer tainly has had. What we have not had sities, according to a 1985 "Notre Dame is critical scrutiny of what we've been Record." getting for our money. Quote of the day "Perhaps love is like a resting place, a shelter from the storm. It exists to give you comfort, it is there to keep you warm. And in those times of trouble, when you are most alone-the memory of love will bring you home." John Denver "Perhaps Love, "1980 Ihe Observer General Board Editor-in-Chief ...... Kevin Becker Business Manager...... Brian P. Murray P.O. Box Q, NotFe Dame, IN 46556 (219) 239-5303 Managing Editor ...... Mark Pankowski Advertising Design Manager ...... Michael Whitton News Editor...... Chrls Bednarski Advertising Manager ...... Melinda Chapleau News Editor...... Jim Alley Production Manager ...... Melissa Warnke The Observer Is the Independent newspaper published by the students of the University Viewpoint Editor ...... Chrls Murphy Projects Manager ...... Mark Mclaughlin of Notre Dame du Lac and Saint Mary's College. It does not necessarily reflect the policies Spot1s Editor ...... Dennis Corrigan Systems Manager ...... Shawn Sexton of the administration of either Institution. The news Is reported as accurately and objectively Accent Editor ...... Michael Naughton Controller ...... Tracy Schlndele as possible. Unsigned editorials represent the opinion of the majority of the Editorial Board. Saint Mary's Editor ...... Marilyn Benchik Graphic At1s Manager ...... Laura Stanton Commentaries, letters and the Inside Column present the views of their authors. Column Photo Editor ...... Jim Carroll Development Manager ...... Michael Shannon space Is available to all members of the community and the free expression of varying opinions on campus, through letters, Is encouraged. Founded November3, 1968 -~------~.-- ~ ------~ -~- Accent Tuesday, March 31, 1987- page 8 At the beep. •• Answering machines are common How does Chris get ideas for said A. "We kinda make it up messages? "It just happens lying in bed together, listening when I eat green jello and to reggae." I think he was kid items in campus rooms don't get enough sleep," he ding. (Note: I had to use fic said. tional initials because B's Mom KENDRA MORRILL esting to compile a collection Someone finally returned all Two roommates, A and B, gets The Observer at home.) features writer of the strangest ancVor funniest the messages I left. Chris, a recorded their message to a Four Dillon roommates messages and to speak to the senior band member from Holy somewhat less classic (but sad related how they were buzzed ow do you say 'OK' to an people who own the machines. Cross Hall, recorded his mes ly, probably more well known) one Saturday night and came H answering machine? ... You know ... Why do they sage to the tune of Beethoven's tune. We all know the theme up with the following message: How do you say 'I miss you' to have answering machines? Fifth Symphony in C minor. song to "The Beverly Hil "You just called but we ain't an answering machine? How Where do they get ideas for The lyrics are obviously sec lbillies," right? Well, put these here. We're probably out drink do you say 'Good night' to an messages? How do people ondary to Beethoven but are as words to that music. "Listen to ing lots of beer. So either hang answering machine? How do react to their messages? Etc. up or leave a message." you say 'I'm lonely' to an I can answer the first ques They have a unique and effi answering machine? The mes tion myself from experience. cient use for their machine sage is very plain. Oh, I hate These people do not live in other than taking telephone your answering machine .... their rooms. The machines are messages. If they are going ("Answering Machine"--The always home, but their owners out and have to leave one of Replacements) rarely are (hence, the reason the roommates a message, Do you ever talk to your for my catching up on leaving they record it on the answering toaster oven, stereo, or messages). machine instead of writing a refrigerator? Neither do I. Why note. A light flashes, indicating talk to something I know can Gertie, a Saint Mary's stu there is a message. "Amazing not hear me, cannot answer dent. has left a new message but true," one said. me, and would care less (if it every time I've called. First. I'm sure there are others out could care at all) about what I there was a little poem that there, not mentioned here, who had to say? Which brings us to went something like this: "Be it also have especially weird, ob the subject of answering mac a kind of madness to be living noxious, or funny messages on hines, those annoying little by a code of silence; if you their answering machines. mechanisms that beep and really have a lot to say thanks Maybe all of you whom I have sound like people we know and be jay. Beep." She then left a not included could send in try to make rational humans comparatively plain message your phone numbers and mes converse with inanimate ob about her being at work. The sages. Then I could compile an jects. last one was as Interesting as follows: "Nobody's home a story about 'A' and 'B'. Stayed unabridged list of answering Until this week. I mildly dis the first. if not more so. "From (repeated many times to the out late last night and now machine messages and their liked answering machines and the book 500 Answers to Bee music)! So leave a message they're lying in bed. So if you respective phone messages on rarely left messages on them. Questions - Bee Question £3 now. Nobody's home!" got a message please make it campus. Of course, this list Now, after leaving enough mes ... Is it true that bees are Around Christmas time Chris brief (high pitched screech would be available for release sages in a few days to more color blind? Answer: In so far had a Santa Claus rap on the here). Better get ready 'cuz to anyone interested in calling than sufficiently make up for as red is concerned, bees are machine. He described another here comes the beep." the numbers and leaving not having left any before, I color blind. To bees, red and message that asked for four According to A, people equally weird, obnoxious, or firmly detest those machines. black appear the same." synonyms for pleasure. His usually just hang up, but he funny messages. Many people at Notre Dame I am very disappointed that I Mom, who he said hardly ever attributes that to the types of Some people may enjoy and Saint Mary's have answer never got to speak to Gertie. called, left a return message: friends they have. talking to appliances. To me, ing machines here at school. She seems very interesting. to "Chris, Kate, Mary, Joe" (her Where do they get their "The message is very plain. I We thought it would be inter- say the least. four children). ideas? "B takes lots of drugs," hate ... answering machines." Women's lib has yet to hit France ne of my favorite scenes man present had not yet lent a elusively typical of the latest went to the local park which seen, but. most often, a wo O from The Big Chill is after hand or even offered to help. generations in America. had a lake, animals for the man will only be seen with a the spaghetti feast. when the As I was meticulously pre French women are joining children to look at, and wind- date or within a group of group of friends all get to venting any spots from settling the work force, single parent ing paths to stroll upon. It was friends of both sexes. Thus, we gether and do the dishes to on the wine glasses, my mind familes do exist. and although a crisp, beautiful day and many crazy American girls are often "Aint't Too Proud To Beg." was just as carefully analyzing I do not know of any specific young families were out. What stared and thought to be "out Their camaraderie shines this situation. I glanced at the names, I am sure there are struck me was that whenever for a good time." A young active feminist groups. While we passed a young couple with American man once told me these changes have altered a newborn in a stroller, the that when he was in a bar tllled Mary Berger their walk of life a bit. actual wife was the one pushing the with men and a group of four training and attitudes have not stroller. Only twice the whole women walked in, he immedi C'est Ia Vie yet begun to change. The cited afternoon did I see husbands ately was told by his French examples appear to be more doing the pushing. friend that those women were out of necessity than desire on As for the young people, I can whores. His friend's reasoning? through and the fact that the pots and pans to be scoured, Because they came to a bar by men help too is a great sign if the drying rack to• be emptied, themselves, of course! the times we now live in, at and the silverware to be placed ~1o least in the United States. in drawers. We females had our ~v Times are changing. Tradition still reigns in France, hands full and there was much however. In the park that day, however. to be done. But, the father's ~ while I was noticing the women Weekends at home with my paper was never replaced by a doing the work and mulling French family are usually quiet towel and none of the women over the whole day, my French but recently we had a change suggested that it should be. sister voiced her disgust and of pace when some relatives frustration with the situation came over. I live with an older, Being a guest in this home too. "Always, always, always," divorced woman and her myself, I was in no position to she said, "always the woman!" nineteen-year-old daughter. toss a towel in the sports sec She has had enough of the Our company consisted of four tion and hint that help was male-dominated French soci females and one male. There needed. Even more important ety, and it seems as though were two young girls, their par than the fact that I am not a her peers have too. I think ents, and their grandmother. blood relative is the fact that I progress will be slow but. from That Sunday we lingered over a am not one of them. My French what I've seen of my genera full, typically French three-hour family has their ideas, cus tion here, they are strong. They meal and finally rose from the toms, and ways of living which ~ believe in their cause and will table around 3:30p.m. are their own and typically the part of both women and see them struggling between do everything they can to Dishes were stacked and French. Having been raised in men to achieve equality and doing what they want to do achieve success. So, when cleared, leftovers packed away, a family where Dad does the recognition. Traditional roles and what their parents, equality becomes the important and positions for washing and dishes and Mom cuts the grass for women abound here and families, and society say they issue of the day, it will surely drying the dishes taken. Not occasionally, traditional are generally accepted. should do. Most groups of be achieved to their satisfaction until I was in the midst of stereotypes were not strongly For instance, after we had young women do not go out to before the towel is thrown in. drying the second course enforced in my life. That depar finished the dishes that same bars, dancing. or dinner by Do they know what ink is being plates did I realize that the sole ture from roles, I think. is ex- day, the whole family and I themselves. Herds of males are spilled on them! The Observer Tuesday, March 31, 1987- page 9 Sports Briefs Bookstore Basketball referees will have an organizational meeting Thursday, April2, at 7 p.m. at the Little Theatre in LaFortune. Anyone interested in officiat ing is encouraged to attend. For more information or to sign up before the meeting, contact Warren Berry at 283- ,...... 1206. -The Observer ~. '* •. Women's Bookstore Basketball late sign-ups will be held today from 3 to 5 p.m. at the An Tostal office in LaFortune. A $5 entry fee is needed to sign-up. -The Observer The An Tostal ultimate frisbee tournament APPhoto will have an organizational meeting tonight at 7:30 p.m. Miunesota and St. Louis engage in an alterca Stars fell to the New York Rangers last night, at 123 Nieuwland for those interested in forming teams. tion in some unfriendly NHL action. The North 6-5. For rriore information contact Pat Dunne at 283-1562. -The Observer The All-Tournament team consistsofMVPKeith 'Corn-fed chicks' welcomed back Smart, Indiana teammate Steve Alford, Syracuse forward Derrick Coleman, guard Sherman Douglas, and Armon Associated Press The corn, supplied by a local with corn held high, said, "If Gilliam of UNLV. -Associated Press farmer as they arrived from that's what it takes to get a KNOXVILLE, Tenn. - Ten Austin, Texas, was a joke stem championship I'll eat it all nessee's Lady Volunteers ming from a postgame com year." The Chicago Cubs have acquired veteran catcher paraded into the airport yester ment by Cindy Brown of Long Jim Sundberg from the Kansas City Royals. In return, the day holding one NCAA wo Beach State, the Lady Vols' The Lady Vols feasted on Royals receive pitcher Dave Gumpert and outfielder Thad men's national championship semifinal victim. their postseason opponents Bosley. -Associated Press trophy and at least a dozen ears Referring to the Lady Vols' after weathering a 2-3 stretch of corn. physical style of play, Brown in late January and early David Rivers was honored this weekend with the The trophy was for their 67-44 complained about some February and being bumped "USBWA Coors Light Most Courageous Award." The basketball victory over "cheap shots out there. But from the Southeastern Confer United States Basketball Writers Association will grant Louisiana Tech on Sunday, what do you expect from big, ence Tourney by Auburn. Notre Dame a check for $1,000 for use in its athletic schol which broke a string of seven corn-fed chicks like that?" The championship was the arship program. The award honors a player, coach or Tennessee appearances in the Kathy Spinks, Tennessee's 6- first for Coach Pat Head Sum official who demonstrates unusual courage reflecting women's Final Four without a foot-2, 175-pound forward, was mitt in eight trips to the wo honor on the sport of basketball. -The Observer championship. first into the airport lobby and, men's Final Four. I The oe..w. Notnt Dame office, located on the third floor of Lafortune Stu· dent Center, accepts classified advertising from 10 a.m. until 4 p.m., Monday through Friday. The oe..w. Saint Mary's office, located on the third floor of H-ugar Collge Center, accepts classifleds from 12:30 p.m. untll3 p.m., Monday through Friday. Deadline for next-day classlfleds Is 3 p.m. All cluslfleds must be prapald, either In person or by mall. The charge Is 10 cents per five Classifieds c"-acters per day. LOST:LEVI'S JEAN JACKET, INSIDE DRUIDS will rule the known universe. "so this was a George Peppard!" 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THE ESOPHAGUS CONSTRICTORS new drinks, and dance the night away. three times. The accumulated dirt on It " Call X3586 NOW " Lou Holtz- Sound good? Give us a call at 1-SLY. 287-4082 David Lennertlll See him on the make has a great deal of sentimental value. A again in From a Drain to a Kill These guys are great. I've waited my laundry tag sewn on the inside back of Need GRADUATION TIX. Call Kim at Stay tuned entire life for a chance to come to Notre I NEED A RIDE TO PURDUE 4 year since 1972 when two stu dents, Fritz Hoefer and Vince Bookstore Meconi, decided that Notre continued from page 16 Dame needed to liven up the The official sign of spring tors. This is the squad which, campus athletic scene in the for the past two years, has cal spring. That year, 53 teams Tuesday's Games 6:15- 5 Guys From Carrol ... vs. 5 Guys Who 5:30 - The Inside Traders vs. Uncontrollable culated the wind velocity with competed in the tournament. Bookstore 9 Don't Know What Reagan Said ... Flatulence From Hell 4:15- Verkler Construction vs. Esophagus Con Lyons 12 6:15 - Friends of the Sea Otter vs. J.J. & the slide rules and proceeded to hit The champions in strictors: Appendix A ... 4:45 - 5 Guys Hung ... vs. The Raging Meatuses TA's half-court shots. They'll need Bookstore's initial year were 4:45 - 4 Goons & A Child Molester vs. Citizens 5:30 - 3 Foaming Tankards of Ale ... vs. Flying Stepan 4 For Oliver North Fubar 5 4:45 - Now We Go To School -The Last Class more than math skills on the led by Irish basketball star 5:30 - Remember Thai Keg ... vs. N.D. Women vs. Team N0.421 court today as they face John Shumate. He was joined vs. Socially Retarded Males 5:30 - STUDD vs. 5 Skins and No Players 6:15 - Ronald Reagan, Liberace and 3 ·'· vs. 6:15 -Two on Five vs. Dripping Tazmanian Pig Stepan 1 Verkler Construction, a team on that team by varsity team Thanks Fr. Nieuwland Snots 4:45 - 5 Guys Sportin' ... vs. Team N0.493 led by last year's Bookstore mates Gary Brokaw, Dwight 5:30 - Eggs & Sausage, Beans & Chips ... vs. MVP Jim Dolan. Irish football Clay, and Pete Crotty, and foot Officer Ashley and .. Bookstore 10 6:15- Damian Lebamoff & 4 Other Snakes vs. Stepan 5 head coach Lou Holtz will join ball quarterback Cliff Brown. 4:45 - Team N0.262 vs. Team N0.588 Phtphppt 4:45 · Team No. 622 vs. lggy & the Anglos Dolan on the Verkler Construc After that team dominated the 5:30 - Fly Girl and the Boogie Boys vs. I Phelta 5:30 - Bush Gardens vs. Toil and Trouble Thi 6:15 - Capt. Kosher. His Board & 3 Nails vs. tion team. tournament, a rule was imple 6:15 - Alcoholic & 4 Anonymouses vs. Team Team No. 651 "For the Hall of Fame game mented to allow only one pres N0.263 Stepan 2 4:45 - I Wish I Was Man ... vs. Original Name we look for two teams that are ent or former NCAA Division I Censored By Student Activities going to put on a good show," basketball player, male or 5:30 - Deathtongue vs. Grandpa & The 4 Bad Stepan 6 Lyons 11 Touches 4:45 - Gerry's Guys vs. Skip Holtz, The War said Tournament Commis female, per team. Also, only 4:45 - 5 Guys Who Used To Like ... vs. Sets 3 6:15 - The 5'1 O"Guys vs. Wenatchee Wonders Memorial & 3 Other Useless Blocks sioner Steve Wenc. three varsity football players, and 5 and Building Stepan 3 5:30 - Sheep Thrill vs. Largest Agbejemison 5:30 - Gumby & 4 Other Senior Bar ... vs. The 4:45 - We Were Illegally Recruited By SMU vs. and the Smurfs From Hell There are 30 other games on or two football players and a Ball-Headed Freakdaddies Dr. Bralge & The 4 Players 6:15- Spigot O'Vomit vs. Tinkle slate for Tuesday as the pre Division I basketball player, liminary rounds of the tourna are allowed on one team. ment get underway. The Another rule that is part of preliminaries will last through the uniqueness of Bookstore Friday, when the tournament Basketball is that games are sectionals gets underway. played regardless of weather Beginning Saturday, there will conditions. It has not been un be 70 games per day until usual to see thunderstorms and Easter break. Wenc, in his snow fall on the campus during second year as commissioner, the tournament, but the games admits that his committee has go on. Also, no substitutions or had it's hand full with the timeouts are allowed. Free scheduling of the largest field throws and field goals are both in Bookstore Basketball his worth one point, and the games tory. are played to 21. In 1978, the tournament was "It's obviously a monster," given national attention in a & said Wenc. "We have 80 more four-page Sports Illustrated ar teams than last year, and the ticle in the May 15 issue. The schedule (26 pages long) is 5 writer, Rick Telander, joined a pages larger. With 662 teams, team undercover and did not we are about 300 or 400 ahead interview players openly to BLIND RIVER of the second largest avoid glory-seeking students. (tournament)--Hoosier "I've never seen a campus TONIGHT Hysteria--the Indiana high where sports are more impor school basketball tourna tant," said Telander. "Even in 9-l:OOam ment." the calmest of times Notre The tournament has grown in Dame can resemble an Olym at numbers and popularity every pic training village." ~---THEODORE'S------' ...... Wed, April 1 7:00-9:00 2nd Floor LaFortune - Come and see about positions and opportunities for you with Student Government next year. _., ______------··~------ The Observer Tuesday, March 31, 1987- page 11 Gymnastics Club takes combined title in Clover Classic -- In the first annual Clover Classic last weekend should be one of our toughest matches of the year." Before falling to Indiana-Purdue at Fort Wayne, at the Angela Athletic Facility, the Gymnastics While the Men's Volleyball Club lost its third the Irish cruised past another club team, beating Club closed its season exactly the way it wanted. straight match against varsity competition last Michigan at home last Wednesday. After losing Notre Dame won the combined men and wo weekend, the team's performance encouraged the the first game, 12-15, the Irish swept the next three men's overall competition in its own meet, beating Irish, who now stand at 19-5. sets, 15-10, 15-8, 15-5, to take the match. the University of Chicago, Indiana, Miami of Ohio, Notre Dame lost to Indiana-Purdue at Fort Notre Dame faces Hope College on the road this and Purdue. Wayne, ranked eleventh in the nation, 7-15, 5-15, Thursday. The Irish have beaten Hope twice pre LEading the way for the Irish were Jen Hoover, 8-15, but team members felt they played better in viously this year. who placed third all-around for the women, and this match than they did in their two previous After a triumphant perfomance over Spring Paul Nowak and Matt Sennett, who placed first Break in the Heart of Texas Regatta, the Rowing and second, respectively, in the men's all-around. Club is preparing for two regattas that will include "It was by far our best meet," said Nowak. "Just schools from very different areas. the last two weeks, we'd been working out really Steve hard. Earlier we had people hurt, but this time In this weekend's regatta at Augusta, Ga., the everyone was helping out. It was fantastic." Megargee Irish will meet Oxford and schools from the Ivy Opening its spring season in fine fashion, the Club Corner League. In the regatta hosted by Notre Dame on Rugby Club's A team destroyed St. Bonaventure Aprilll, the Irish will be facing Big Ten opposition. at home, 33-0. The B team also won in a shutout, We're really pleased with how we did in Texas," 13-0, and the C team tied St. Bonaventure, 4-4. matches against varsity teams. The Irish have a said Club President John Ralph. "We've never "I think all around for the first game we did 19-2 record against other club teams. been to Augusta before, and we don't know what pretty well," said Club Vice-President Tim "That's the best we've played against a varsity to expect, but we're kind of confident and looking O'Connell. "The serum played pretty well to team since I've been here," said Club President forward to going there." gether, and the backs were really quick and passed John Sullivan. "They have an All-American can The Fastpitch Softball Club will host a tourna very well." Notre Dame goes to Chicago this didate named Ted Owen who we really shut down. ment this Saturday in dits first action of the year. Saturday to face a men's club team, the South "Mike O'Grady has really turned into our The Notre Dame Tourney will include Notre Side Irish. leader," continued Sullivan. "The more the season Dame, Marquette, College of Lake Co., and "They're pretty good," said O'Connell. "It goes on, the more we depend on him." Purdue-Hammond. it for the exercise and companionship--but its a rela tively small part of my life 'Malloy even though I enjoy it." continued from page 16 Malloy sponsors "Monk enough, All the President's Hoops" every Monday and Men. There first game will be Wednesday night for Sorin Hall Sunday at 4:45 p.m. on residents. On those nights, Mal Bookstore Court 10. loy and approximately 20 resi "We have three people back dents play two hours of basket from last year, and one new ball at Moreau Seminary. person from Morrissey," said "Over the course of the year, Malloy. "I've played with " he said, "a large percentage teams from the seminary, but play at least once. We usually recently I've played with play two full courts. We've had teams mainly from Sorin. It's very few small crowds this usually arbitrary who I end up year, its been fairly consis laying with but once I play with tent." Malloy admits he likes people I usually stay with them to play his basketball indoors, all the way through." rather than the outdoor setting Malloy's love for basketball and unpredictable conditions of has long been known by his Bookstore Basketball. friends and the residents of "It (Bookstore) is too physi Sorin Hall where he resides. He cal and too dependent on the APPhoto played high school basketball condition of the weather and Senior guard Steve Alford hit seven three-point shots last night in Indiana's one-point victory.- for Archbishop Carroll High the court," said Malloy. "I am School in Washington, D.C., more of a long distance shooter *************** along with Georgetown basket- and finesse player than I am ball head coach John an animal ballplayer. And if TO OUR Thompson. the wind is blowing too hard, "We were mythically rated or the rain is coming down, or How to start FAVORITE the number-one team in the the rim is bent, it effects my country for two years in a row game as it does anybody else's by Parade Magazine," Malloy game. your law career NEWHALL said. "It was the first team in "Basically, I'm a shooter. At Washington that got a lot of this stage of my life, my other PRESIDENT noteriety and of course there skills are more limited than my 6efore you start have been a lot of good teams shooting skills." from there since. In the 14 years he has played Congrats "I came to Notre Dame on a in the tournament, Malloy has law sChool. basketball scholarship. I never seen some of the most LA-LA played as succesfully here as I memorable moments in Start with the Kaplan LSAT prep course. would have liked, and as a Bookstore Basketball history, After taking Kaplan, thousands of LSAT LoveJB result I got involved in a lot of and how the show must go on. other things. Since then basket "I remember one champion students score over 40. That's the top 10% &Kate ball has been fun--I like to play ship game," recalls Malloy, nationwide! And candidates who score "in the midst of a thunderstorm over 40 on the new LSAT enjoy the best *********** *** with lightning flashing, people were sitting in trees and there chance of being accepted to the law school was so much water on the court of their choice and going on to practice you couldn't dribble. Another with top law firms or corporations. SOPHOMORE SIBS year there was a complete bliz zard, and people wore mittens So call any of our 120 centers for SIGN-UPS and nobody could run. All you information and class starting dates. The could do was kind of keep Kaplan LSAT prep course could be the upright. That's all part of the tradition, too. That's not one pre-law course that determines the basketball--! don't know what course of your law career. it is--1 guess it's just MAIN FLOOR Bookstore." "I'm in decent shape for my LAFORTUNE age," said Malloy. "During the school year I tend to play bas LSAT &15-871 KAPLAN 1-5 p.m. ketball twice a week. We play pretty vigorously. Then I run STANlfY H. KAPlAN EDUCATIONAL CENTER LTD. maybe one other day if it's 1717 E. SOUTH BEND AVE. warm enough. For me, it's a SOUTH BEND, IN 46637 form of exercise and a way of PHONE 219/272-4135 being with the students. That people think its odd that I do it *CLASSES Last day for sign-up! doesn't bother me. People get *INDEPENDENT STUDY exercise by swimming, run *NATIONWIDE TRANSFERS ning, or playing racquetball, *TRANSFER DISCOL~TS! this happens to be the way I do it." r I The Observer Tuesday, March 31, 1987 - page 12 Irish golfers fade to eighth place in Eastern Kentucky Invitational By ORLANDO RUBIANO (917), Ferris State (918), Mar two good rounds of 75 and 74 Sports Writer shall (921), Akron (922), before suffering a disastrous 83 Morehead St. (927), Murray St. on the final round. The elder Good weather and good for (944), E. Michigan (949), Connelly had a total of 232. tunes were to be close com Youngstown (950), Evansville Doug Giorgio posted a final panions of the Notre Dame golf (969) , and W. Michigan (994) . of 235 (75-78-82). Finally, Chris team this weekend at Eastern E. Kentucky's Bruce Olden Bona pitched a 237(77-82-78) for Kentucky. While all teams dick was the tournament the three rounds. The high were graced with the former, medalist shooting a three-day score in each round was thrown the latter belonged to the host total of 215. out to arrive at a team's final school as the Irish mustered an While the linksters may not score. O'Sullivan said he was eighth-place finish in a field of have turned many heads, encouraged about last 17. Through the first 36 holes of coach O'Sullivan could not weekend's results as the Irish the 54-hole event, however, the resist on praising his sensa prepare for their next stop at Irish were in fifth and were in tional freshman, John Connel Purdue. The club will be joined striking distance of a top-three ly. by 17 others comprising the Big finish. "John really deserves a big Ten, MAC, and major indepen Coach Noel O'Sullivan, who pat on the back for his play this dents. That tournament will said he was pleased with his weekend," 0' Sullivan said. also be a 54-hole event, with 36 club's first-ever showing at the "His numbers placed him being played Saturday. E. Kentucky Invitational, felt among the top-12 golfers of a O'Sullivan said he has to that his players may have been major tourney like the E. Ken prepare the squad smartly, so a bit over-aggressive on the tucky Invitational." that they do not play over last round, where the team Connelly paced the Irish with aggressively again, and at the dropped from fifth to eighth. a respectable three-day total of same time not play overly con "We had high numbers on the 227(76-77-74). Pat Mohan(73-75- servative. O'Sullivan's hopes final round, and what really 80) finished one stroke behind that the perfect balance at The Observer /Greg Kohs hurt us was our putting," he Connelly with a 228. Dick Con Purdue could be in the offing Mike Harmon and the Notre Dame baseball team will battle said. "We three-putted too nelly, John's older brother, had this weekend. Bethel College at Jake Kline Field today. many times and you can't do that on a par 72 course." The site of the tournament was Arlington C.C., which O'Sullivan described as being in excellent condition with a course rating of 74.5. E. Ken tucky took advantage of its home cooking, as it edged out Northwestern by three strokes (883 to 886) to take first. West ern Kentucky, Toledo, and Ten nessee rounded out the top five with scores of 899, 902, and 907. The order of finish for the remainder of the field was Louisville (908), James Madison (909), Notre Dame Champs continued from page 16 seasons, had 10 points and 10 rebounds. Syracuse, which shared the Big East title with Pittsburgh and Georgetown, got 20 points from point guard Sherman Douglas, 18 from center Rony Seikaly and 12 from guard Greg Monroe. Coleman, a 6-foot-9 fresh man, grabbed 19 rebounds, two shortofthetournamentrecord set by Bill Spivey in Kentucky's championship win over Kansas State in 1951. Indiana trailed most of the first half, but two straight 3- pointers by Alford put them in the locker room at halftime with a 34-33 lead. Indiana took a 41-37 lead in the second half, but Syracuse outscored the Hoosiers 15-3, with reserve Derek Brower contribjlting five points and Seikaly four points for a 52-44 lead. · The Hoosiers bounced back with a 10-0 run as reserve Joe Hillman made two steals and Garrett blocked shots by This Spring Break, catch a Greyhound®to Seikaly and Coleman. Smart's jumper capped the run for a the beach, the mountains, or your hometown. 54-52 Indiana lead. Syracuse came back with For just $89 round trip, you and your friends seven straight points, the last will have a great time wherever you go. on Douglas' 3-pointer. Indiana came back to tie it at 61 on a basket by Smart. After three more ties, Seikaly Anywhere Greyhound goes. scored with 2:03 remaining. He was fouled on the play, but C6GOGREYHOUND missed the free throw. EMAoo leave the driving to us= Smart, a 6-1 guard, then tied it at 70 with a quick move to Greyhound • 4671 Terminal Drive • 287-6541 the basket with 1:20 left. Triche then made a goal with Must present a valid college student I.D. card upon purchase. No other discounts apply. Tickets are nontransferable and good for travel on Greyhound Lines, 56 seconds remaining for a 72- Inc., and other participating carriers. Certain restrictions apply. Offer effective ])IJ'if'l through 4130/'if'l. Offer limited. Not valid in Canada. The Observer I Robert Jones The Notre Dame lacrosse team captured an 11-10 victory In over time over Colgate. Steve Megargee details the game below. The Sports Department is now accepting applications for the Olmstead keys Irish following position: to 11-10 OT victory Assistant Sports Editor (1) By STEVE MEGARGEE over Colgate on Saturday at Sports Writer Hobart College. A one-page personal statement is due Tuesday, March 31, at 5 Olmstead scored the game p.m. at the Observer office, third floor LaFortune. Questions Sophomore attack man and winning goal for the Irish 1: 25 should be directed to Dennis Corrigan at 239-5303. Corning, N. Y., native John into overtime, after recording Olmstead had a heroic return a go-ahead tally with 1:58 to New York state in the Notre remaining in regulation. MAPLE LANE Dame lacrosse team's victory Olmstead finished the contest with four goals and two assists APARTMENTS in leading Notre Dame to an 11-10 overtime win. The win Private suburban settings raised Notre Dame's record to just 10 minutes from 2-2. campus. "It was a 9-9 game, and he You don't have to be Irish scored the tenth goal with Class of 1988 about two minutes left," said to enjoy life at Maple Lane Irish head coach Rich O'Leary. Apartments. Our beautiful "Colgate scored with about setting Is reminiscent of the 1:30 left, and it went into over Emerald Isle. Maple Lane time. He scored the game provides professors, Senior Portrait winner on a fast-break goal on employees, graduate stu an assist from Mike Brennan." dents, and administrators a Notre Dame first looked as if Sign-Ups it would breeze to an easy win retreat from campus. away from home, as the Irish jumped to a 9-5 lead in the first In addition we otTer you a three quarters. Olmstead had special discount. Dining Halls two early goals with two as sists, Notre Dame's leading scorer John McLachlan had a 4:30-6:30 pm goal and two assists, and Tom ~ Lanahan, Jim Shields, and co New apartments being captain Dave O'Neill also built through Spring '87 scored for the Irish. Colgate went on a furious charge in the fourth quarter to ~ tei the score, and made the Pool, Clubhouse, match as close as O'Leary had Community Activities expected. "In a seven-minute period, it they scored four goals to tie it Washer & Dryer in STUDENT ACTIVITIES BOARD at nine," said O'Leary. "I each apartment thought it would be close. They presents were undefeated, and they'd ii upset a pretty good team in It Intercom entrances haca College. We had to play pretty well, and we did for SEN. JOHN TOWER three quarters." ~ O'Leary said he was pleased Reasonably priced Chairman of "The Tower Commission" with Notre Dame's perfor gas/heat mance except for the final Investigator of the Iran/Contra Arms Deal quarter, where the Red Raiders made their charge. Earthtone Interiors Wednesday, April1 "We played three good quar • ters, and we did a lot of basic 8:00pm things well," said O'Leary. Country Kitchens Washington Hall "On defense, we went with a • man-to-man and zone, and it •call for details about worked well except for the RESERVED SEATING: Tickets $2 each; letup in the fourth quarter. Our your discount clearing-up was better, and we 277-3731 available at The Cellar in the basement of the scored more goals on the fast LaFortune Student Center from Thursday, break." models and clubhouse Notre Dame will go back on March 26 to Wednesday, April1. the road on Saturday, as the open daily Fighting Irish will take on the Wooster Fighting Scots. The Observer Tuesday,--·-·· March-- 31, 1987- page 14 ···?Hft· - ,.. ~.. • Knight's halftiiDe talk with Smart led to second-half explosion, MVP Associated Press made his game-winning basket enough defense to win the from 16 feet out on the left side. game." NEW ORLEANS - Indiana "The play was designed to go Syracuse forward Howard Coach Bob Knight made a wise to Steve, but he was heavily Triche, who was guarding move when he collared Keith covered," said Smart, a junior Smart on his game-winning Smart for a strategy session at college transfer from nearby shot, gave his opponent all the halftime of the NCAA basket Baton Rouge. "Daryl did the credit. ball tournament championship smart thing, I guess, by drop game. ping it back to me. "He came up with a pretty "Coach Knight talked to me "I don't believe this," Smart good shot and made an excel at halftime and told me I would added. "I may sit down some lent play," Triche said. have to get into the game--not time next week and it'll dawn Alford, who led Indiana with just get into the game, but to on me." 23 points, scored only one bas hit the gaps and take the Syracuse Coach Jim Boeheim ket in the finalll: 39, that com jumper," Smart said. said the Orangemen did a solid ing on a fast break layup with "I was only taking what was job of containing Smart "most 4:05 to play. Smart, however, given to me," said Smart, who of the time, but he broke loose picked up the slack and kept scored 17 of his 21 points in the at the end. We played good Indiana in the game. second half. The last two came on a baseline jumper with five seconds left that provided In diana a 74-73 victory over Syracuse for the school's fifth national title. H was a performance that earned Smart the most valu able player award. Just as Knight had before Mike .McCarthy him, Smart came to realize that Syracuse was pressuring Frank .McCarthy APPhoto Indiana's All-American guard, Syracuse freshman Derrick Coleman grabbed 19 rebounds last Steve Alford. So Smart got the .Maura Callaghan night in New Orleans, two short of the NCAA Tournament record. ball instead, scoring 14 points in the last 9% minutes. Elizabeth Kennedy Syracuse also ~ried to deny Lyle takes TPC title, the middle to center Daryl Thomas, so Smart was consis tently able to move inside -from 501 Grace attracts strange crowd during the final minutes. He Associated Press streaker had no appreciable bearing on the outcome of the PONTE VEDRA, Fla. - tournament. He was tackled Sandy Lyle seems to attract the and hustled away by British big titles and the goofy spec bobbies. tators. At the TPC, the swimming "It was very much like the spectator very well could have British Open," Lyle said after distracted Sluman in the sud his victory Sunday in the den death playoff for a $180,000 Tournament Players Champi first prize. And he got away. onship. The young man went into the "I was just trying to make a water when Sluman was lining lot of pars and maybe now and up a potential winning putt, then get the odd birdie." about an 8-footer, on the island He did that. And just like the green of the 17th hole, the British Open he got the odd second playoff hole. spectator, too. Sluman, who never before A naked male romped across had finished higher than fifth the green during the final round in a regular PGA tour event, of the 1985 British Open that backed away from the biggest Lyle won at Royal St. George's. putt of his life. On Sunday, an unidentified The man was taken from the man leaped into a lake and water and escorted away by se splashed around during Lyle's curity personnel, who later playoff victory over Jeff said fellow apparently had Sluman the annual champion been been drinking. However, ship of golf's touring players. the man somehow slipped There were a couple of dif away and disappeared into the ferences. In England, the crowd. Fo:::.:.t> ~I'SoR..'/ ,c.._.'" Ill ~'\\u-- MONDAY ~ p::! o..J"O~'{ ~T/ Charity Ball Night ~ ~1-P~c.--< ~~~ FACVLIY ~~TI~ $1.50-all proceeds go to Charity Ball ~ J ~s;:Fec~'~ 9-11 "Blank Generation" ~&.frAT\ ON 11-1 DJ Rick Reuter ~ ~'Vc.,S \~ Best Tan Contest with prizes from The Cellar <;.:~~~ ' ~ (}V' zD \ TUESDAY Overseas Development Network presents "The Law" and "Blind Rioer" CF- :FOS\T"IQ.J.S 10pm-1am 't;:;>ESCJ2:.1PT"ICNS At-.Jt> .APPLICA\\ONS AVA\LASL£:. lt-...1 ~ ~T OFF\C£:S- $2 admission requested! 2.t-Jt> FU::::C:e.. 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Denis Goulet. 123 Nieuwland Science 4 Beetles 46 Marathon man 57 Spinning 66 Compass member 49 Came to a halt noise letters ---sAB pres~----- THIS WEEK'S EVENTS ____-- ~ Saturday Thursday ND/SMC Charity Ball Tuesday Wednesday "Spinal Tap" Friday South Dining Hall Bookstore B-ba/1 begins / Senator Tower of "Pretty in Pink" Tower Commission Nazz Competition at Stepan Bpm Wash Hall- get tix at The Cellar "Spinal Tap"-movie at EG aud. Tuesday, March 31, 1987 - page 16 'r SRorts I Indiana claims national championship thriller ~- f~?"'-h~ y IU beats Orangemen, 74-73 behind Smart's clutch play . Associated Press Knight joined the select com ... """ 'f pany of UCLA's John Wooden, ... NEW ORLEANS - Keith with 10, and Kentucky's Adolph Smart, a junior college trans Rupp, with four, as coaches / fer, scored 17 of his 21 points in who have won more than two ! the second half last night, in NCAA titles. Knight, who won I cluding the game-winner with championships in 1976 and 1981, ' five seconds left, to give In saw the fulfillment of the diana a 74-73 victory over recent adjustments he made. Syracuse and earn Coach Bob Previously, he was reluctant to ' Knight his third NCAA basket sign junior college transfers ball title. and had been opposed to using Smart, the most valuable zone defenses. player, grabbed the rebound of Howard Triche's miss and But those changes helped drove for a goal to cut the Oran Knight share the Big Ten title gemen's lead to 73-72. He hit with Purdue this year and ul the game-winner from just in timately took him to New Or ·;~ side the 3-point mark at the leans. baseline as the Hoosiers Steve Alford, Indiana's All finished the season with a 30-4 American and all-time leading, record. scorer, added 23 points, hitting Syracuse had its chances. seven of 10 from 3-point range. But Triche missed the second His only other goal was a layup. of two free throws with 38 Forward Daryl Thomas seconds left and Coleman added 20 points and Dean Gar --~''' missed a 1-and-1 with 28 rett, another junior college seconds remaining. transfer who gave Indiana the APPhoto As time ran out, Smart inter big man it lacked in recent Indiana is in a celebrating mood after the championship last night. AP stories appear at cepted Derrick Coleman's Hoosiers defeated Syracuse for the national right and below. floor-length desperation pass. see CHAMPS, page 12 Hoosiers win title, but Knight's not sure team's 'real good' Associated Press his chair in frustration when pose, illustrating the way he When Syracuse opened an On Coleman's shot, Syracuse mistakes were made, some wanted his guard playing the eight-point lead, Knight Coach Jim Boeheim pulled his NEW ORLEANS - Indiana is times holding his head or ball. showed no emotion and reacted other four players back from the champion of college basket covering his eyes. When it was over, Knight the same way at an Indiana the lane, conceding the ball. Coach Bob Knight, Early in the second half, seemed more relieved that ex spurt that wiped out that mar rebound in order to set his however, still isn't sure if the Keith Smart, who would later hilarated. gin and put the Hoosiers in defense. Knight anticipated a Hoosiers are the best. score the winning basket with "When we got a piece of the front. second guess and defended "I'm still not sure we're a five second left, irked Knight Big Ten title, I thought we Twice in the final moments, Boeheim's decision vehement real good basketball team," he with an errant pass that could do some things in the he used an old coach's trick, ly. said after Indiana beat resulted in a turnover. tournament, not necesarily calling a timeout as an oppos Syracuse 74-73 Monday night. Knight immediately lifted win. We've had a couple of ing player prepared to shoot "With that time left, he "We came within a couple of the 6-foot-1 guard, inserting teams that I thought could win free throws. It worked each doesn't want to foul going over seconds of losing to LSU )in the reserve Joe Hillman. the championship. This was not time. the back for a rebound," the Midwest Regional finals), and "He did it to settle me down," necessarily one of them." Indiana coach said. ''A lot of within a couple of seconds of Smart said. "It was a big game Knight's sideline demeanor Syracuse senior Howard things have got to go through losing to Syracuse. We will not and it was a chance to gather was quiet most of the game. Triche missed the second of your mind when you make a go down in history as one of the my thoughts. I thank him for Once in the second half when two shots following Knight's decision. That one was ab dominant NCAA champions." putting me back in." it appeared that Syracuse's first timeout, and then fresh solutely right. The defense was The often volatile Knight When he did, it was not with Rony Seikaly might be called man Derrick Coleman was set. Don't give us a chance to kept his composure almost out some extra sideline insight. for goaltending, the entire In short with his attempt after the win the basketball game." throughout, rarely yelling at As Smart retreated on diana bench leaped up and second timeout, giving the In Knight said that during the his players or the officials. defense, Knight jumped off the protested the block. Knight was diana the ball and 28 seconds timeout before Coleman's shot, More often, he leaned back on bench and assumed a defensive the only one still in his seat. to score the winning basket. he planned Indiana's last play. Bookstore XVI Malloy's play a tips off today ';'} tourney tradition •; ·~ By BRIAN O'GARA By BRIAN O'GARA Sports Writer Sports Writer It's here. Today marks the last day Consistency and reliability are two of March and the first day of Bookstore traits which one looks for in a leader. Basketball XVI, the world's largest When the Board of Trustees chose Fa basketball tournament. ther Edward "Monk" Malloy as the next president of Notre Dame, they probably did not take a long look at his Bookstore involvement in Bookstore Basketball. Nevertheless, when the springtime Basketball tournament rolls around, you can count on Malloy to be out there on the court XVI and ready to play. Recent chilly weather has not kept Today's schedule, page 10 students off the courts, as 662 teams gear up for four weeks of basketball to In the past 15 years of Bookstore Bas be culminated when the Bookstore Bas ketball, the man who will take over ketball XVI champion is crowned on reins of the University in May has the Sunday of An Tostal. The tourna ticipated in the tournament 14 ment ·will begin today with the 6th an "I've played every year that nual Hall of Fame game at 4 p.m. on been here," said Malloy. "I was on Bookstore Court 9. The Observer/Jim Carroll batical one year out in California so The Hall of Fame game will feature Steve Beuerlein and Mike Kovaleski previews the tournament and looks at didn't play that year." This the return of The Esophagus Constric- will return to defending champion Lee's Monk Malloy's participation in the tour Malloy's team is called, BBQ in this year's Bookstore Basket ney. see BOOKSTORE, page 10 ball Tournament. Brian O'Gara see MALLOY, page 11 ~~·.Q>