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- 1 1 1 1 MONT CLARION News/Thursday, May 5, 1994 Reid recieves prestigious ]M O N T Tree of Life award ADVERTISING MANAGER Kevin Schwoebel The Montclarion is published weekly, except during examination, summer and winter ses sions. It is funded , in part, by student fees distribution through the Student Government Association, Inc. o fMontclair State. The views expressed in the commentary section, with the exception ofthe main editorial, do not necessar ily reflect the opinion of The Montclarion. Corrections Advertising Policy DEADLINES SIZE DIMENSIONS PRICE The deadline to submit advertisements to The It is the policy of Eighth Page 3.3" x 4.9" $70.°° Montclarion is noon on the Friday immediately preceding the issue in which you wish to advertise. the Montclarion to Quarter Page 6.6" x 4.9" $125.°° BILLING F'irst-time advertisers are required to pre-pay correct any errors. Half Page 6.6 x 10" $200.°° their ad orders. FNtablishcd accounts may opt to pre-pay at a 5% discount. 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MONI 2 CI AR I ON ------News/Thursday, May 5, 1994 ______MSU carnival CLUB'ed, no witnesses by Bonnie Dexter Greenspan The College Life Union Board and TKE held a 48 hour tectcrthon, (CLUB) carnival was held last week in which raised over $1500 for Special the MSU quarry lot, after an absence of Olympics through donations. one year. “We had a big crowd of about 2.5-30 The carnival, w hich featured assorted people, even at 3:00 in the morning,” rides, games and novelty events, cost said Liz Valandingham, SGA secretary ahout $25,000 to host, accordingtoCLUB and a member of AIX. president Sam Rock who also estimated Other Greek organizations were hop a crowd of 300 people on Thursday and ing to raise money from the carnival. All 200 on Saturday. Friday night’s activities those who participated were expecting were canceled due to rain. to receive a cut from the even t’s profits. SGA president James “Appetite” Cot What that amount might be won’t be ter placed a more conservative $14- known until all the figures are in. SGA $17,000 figure on the event, though he Treasurer James Hcnaghan, could not admitted he hadn’t had time to look over be reached for comment. the figures yet. “If we made $600 (from There was only one injury reported, admission sales), we were lucky," said according to Rock. A woman who was Cotter. participating in the sumo wrestling was Two would-be Sumo wrestlers battling during the underattended MSU carnival. Though Cotter disagreed, Rock knocked unconscious. Cotter thinks that stressed that the carnival was not sup ecutive Security, a private security ser there wasn’t enough people this year” to future carnivals should be held in the posed to be a fund-raising event, but an vice, was hired as an addition to Cam warrant the amount. Clove Road lot and that the student event “for the students.” pus Police. According to Rock, the cost “It just didn’t look like a carnival,” leadership for the past several years has When last held one year ago, the of the service was the main reason for said Cotter, noting that there were less proven it can handle the responsibilities CLUB carnival was shut down early due the admission price, which was $5 in rides and games and that it was held in of a large event. He noted the Cypress to violence, which was advertised in cluding ride tickets. In the past, admis the Quarry lot rather than at Clove Hill concert as an example of a campus local newspapers to visitors from neigh sion to the event was free. Road, where “the whole community event that went well. boring towns. This year’s event was “I think a lot of people resented having could see it. It was a different carnival Because of the incident from the car “successful” said Rock, “consideringall to pay $5”, said CatholicCampus Minister (than past years),” added Cotter. nival of several years ago. Cotter notes, the obstacles we had to overcome. There b ather Art I lumphrey, w ho said he was “The ferris wheel was the only thing “We have to start small and take baby was some concern from neighboring disappointed that so few people attended. that was the same.” steps and then increasingly biggerones.” tow ns over security.” The security also seemed to be an “over Several Greek organizations set up Humphrey added he hopes, “every That concern prompted CLUB to rid ing factor,” said I lumphreys. “'The se tables and games at the event. AXP one who had something to say this year take additional security measures. Ex curity was fine based on past carnivals, but hosted a sumo wrestling game and AIX will be on the committee next year.” Campus police weekly report by l.inda Cervenik MEDICAL On April 30 a female reported re Blanton Hall. she discovered ceiving harassing phone calls in a two On April 27 in the Fine Arts build The biker fell it was missing. day period. The caller was breathing ing, a female reportedly experienced a of of his bike It was found in heavily. seizure. Montclair Ambulance trans and suffered the Richardson On May 1 in the Clove Road apart ported her to Mountainside Hospital. knee lacera hall m en’s bath ments, a female reported receiving a On April 28 in the Academic Build tions. He was room and re harassing phone call. T h e caller was ing, a female student reported a win transported to turned to the breathing heavily. She reported four dow came down on her back and head. Mountainside victim. other apartments received similar calls. She complained of back, neck and Hospital by On May 1 in right knee pain. She was taken to the ambulance. lot 20A, a mo CRIMINAL MISCHIEF I lealth Center. torcycle was Also on May On April 30 in Panzer Gym, an of On April 30 in lot 22 at Spring Week, stolen. The vic 5, a worker ficer was securing the gym when he a mother and daughter were Sumo tim parked it on painting the found a locker room window smashed wrestling, when the mother’s protec April 30. Student Cen and an alarm panel damaged. tive hat fell off and she then collided ter fell off a 15 On May 1, a with the pavement. An ambulance took foot sclaffold female left her ASSAULT her to Mountainside Hospital. She and was trans bag in lot 17 and On April 30 two male students were suffered a contusion on the side of her ported to St. met a friend in assaulted while walking from Quarry head. Joseph's lot 14. Upon her to Clove Road. Three males report On May 1 in the Amphitheater, a trauma center. return, the bag edly assaulted them. One victim broke female w as being carried overhead by was stolen. free and yelled for help, while the THEFT a crowd, when she fell to the ground HARASSMENT other victim was dragged towards the and injured her left arm and elbow. Between April 27 and 28 three of the Clove Road bridge. One victim was On April 28 in the Clove Road apart She was transported to Mountainside vital MSU signs were stolen. injured on his head above the right ments, two females reported receiving I iospital. On April 29 in the music building, a eye. 'There are no suspects. On May 5 a motercyclist's back tire female placed her purse on the front harassing phone calls between 8 and 10 slid out from beneath him behind desk. Upon herreturn five minutes later, p.m. The caller was breathing heavily. M ( > isri CLARION 3 News/Thursday, M ay 5, 1994 Whitman receives honorary degree by Melanie Ruiz Governor Christine Whitman w ill he education by endorsing greater au ...... the recipient of an Honorary Doctorate tonomy for public institutions. - degree, awarded by M SU, at the com The Department of Higher Edu mencement ceremony on May 25. cation approved MSC’s request to be Whitman, who recently announced come a university. In the future, col her intentions to abolish the Depart leges and universities will be more ment of Higher Education, will receive autonomous and will report directly the degree of Doctor of Laws, honoris to Whitman’s office and the causa, because of her efforts to address Treasury’s Office of Management and the problems of education in the State. Budget. According to Susan Brooks, assistant T his is not the first year a governor director of public information and mem will be awarded an honorary degree at ber of the I lonorary D egree Committee, Montclair State. According to Brooks, the Board of Trustees approved “the degree is an honor that we bestow W hitman’s nomination at the April 14 upon governors and other noted fig Montclair police chief meeting after examining the candidates ures.” Governor James J. Floriowas the resume. recipient of last year’s degree. Upon asking if Whitman’s nomina Also awarded by the committee will aims for degree tion had something to do with the uni be Gordon Parks. Parks contributed to versity status. Brooks said, “The Board world culture as a photographer, author, by Sheila Patnode of Higher Education’s decision was in movie director, poet, musician, painter I le has to write papers and takecaptain, then to deputy chief, and dependent, it was based on Montclair and athlete. He will be given a Doctor of quizzes just like the rest of us but finally to chief of police. State's qualities.” Letters, honoris causa, for his achieve Thomas Russo is not the average stu Russo, who has lived in Brooks also said that the Board of ments. dent. He can only take one class a Montclair his whole life, says that this Trustees and the com m ittee “tried to T he Honorary Degree Committee semester because as Montclair Chief has been a tough academic semester. find somebody who can really set the includes: a representative of Institu of Police, that’s all he has time for. He says his fellow classmates are tone for the future of our students. It’s tional Advancement, Susan Brooks; a Russo, 56, is pursuing a degree “young, bright kids, seeking to better an honor for us to have her address the representative of the President’s office, in political science here at Montclair themselves through highcreducation” graduates.” Lise Greene; an alumnus, Irwin Gawley; State University. He is currently tak and although he doesn’t tell anyone According to the Board of Trustees a student, Patrick McGilloway; two fac ing the class Comparative Politics that he’s chief of police, it always awarding letter, Whitman has displayed ulty members, Rita Jacobs and Rhoda taught by Dr. William Batkay. com es out. a high regard for the role o f public higher Unger and an AFT observer, Joan Ficke. Russo, who has been chief of George Calle, one of Russo’s police since Nov. 1993, began taking classmates, said Russo is “down to classes in the fall of 1991, after com earth” and that he would not have NAFTA conference held pleting a special program at the FBI guessed that Russo w as chief of po By Joanne Seroka academy in Virginia. T he program lice. provides selected municipal, county, “He has to sit through Dr. and state police with the opportunity Batkay’s animated sessions just like Dr. Nadeem Firoz o f the Marketing Trade Commission, spoke on the “Ca to interact on a federal level while the rest of us,” said Calle. and International Business Department, nadian Perspective.” She explained receiving extensive academic and Although he is looking forward and associates presented the NAFTA that NAFTA is an improvement on the physical training. to getting a degree, one of Russo’s (North American Free Trade Agree FT A (Free T rade Agreement) between Russo said that going through proudest achievements will always be ment) Conference. Over 127 students, the U.S. and Canada that went into the academy put him back into an attendingthe program at the FBI acad faculty and guests participated in dia effect on Jan. 1, 1989. academic mode. Having already emy. Russo is the only Montclair logue on Wednesday, in the Student She said Canada has very low exports reached his career goal, which was to Chief of Police ever to have been Center ballrooms. toMexicoand Mexico sends more goods become chief of police, Russo en selected for the program and was one The day long seminar included hand to Canada. She said that Canada deals rolled at MSU for the principle of o f only seven police from NJ selected out materials, a continental breakfast with the northern half of the U.S. due to being able to pursue higher educa for the 250 person program. and lunch, over ten speakers and a ques its close proximity. T h e role of her of tion. The program is three months tion and answer session. fice is to examine the opportunities of “The students show me a lot of long and is held three times a year. Vice President of Institutional Ad potential export business between respect,” Russo said. “They don’t Less than one percent of the officers vancement, Dr. Jesse Rosenblume Canada and New Jersey in particular. treat me any differently”. who apply are accepted to the pro opened the conference at 9 a.m. on Her office provides information on the Russo has three daughters, one gram and there are approximately behalfof the MontclairState University Canadian market. ofw hograduated from MontclairState 17,000 officers on a waiting list. administration. Harry Menta of the US Small Busi and went on to Seton Hall Law School. A certificate of achievement Dean of Business Administration Dr. ness Administration explained his agen He began his career as a probationary from the FBI hangs on the wall in Albert Rossetti, congratulated Montclair cies purpose. It offers guaranteed SBA officer in 1960. In 1970, he was pro Russo’s office. In a few years, he will State in its expansive efforts of interna loans up to 90% and by encouraging moted to detective and from there he have a degree from Montclair State tional concerns at the undergraduate loans, they are encouraging trade. was promoted to sergeant, then to University to hang next to it. level. Financial and Trade Commission The conference explored the mar Representative of BancoMext, Sergio sive reserves and a positive credit out Alkhafhi gave an overview and many keting potential of N A FT A for small 11 ¡dalgo M unroy spoke of Mexico’s posi look. statistics Pro-NAFTA. He spoke of businesses. With its passage on January tive economic outlook. I le said that the NY Political Director for Amalgam Asian countries. He expressed concern 1, 1994, the U.S., Canada and Mexico, peso has stabilized against the U.S. dol ated Cothing Textile Workers Union, over the potential loss of the market created the largest market on the globe, lar, the GDP is grow ing and debt, infla Nick Unger, was the only speaker on that Mexico would be taking. It would 375 milion consumers and an annual tion and interest rates are declining. He the disadvatages of NAFTA. specifically exclude the US from the GDP of nearly $7 trillion. implied that NAFTA is working. There Executive VP of International Acad Asian market. Membership would in Bridgitte Léger of the Consul and is direct a foreign investment, impres- emy of Business Discipline,Dr. Abbass clude the U.S., not China. MC )NT I 4 CLARION News/Thursday, M ay 5, 1994 m o i s t r CLARION M SU’s favorite student-run newspaper is holding its Annual M m A JBoard Sections gou can run for.... 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Paul G i a m b o i (Producer), Bernie Gajano (Vice- Producer), Chris Natale (Stage Crew), Rob T ra n te r (Stage Crew), Brian Cosgrove (Publicity), Mick| | Bork (Helper), ~7 Janet Besterci (Treasurer), Maria Dasilva (Secretary), Joe Giugliuzzay V( Security) , Andrea Szombathy (H ospitality),MarianneMcGuigan (BoxOffice) TTkouks making us Class 1 o f + k e C \ o o d luck tilll u ex t ' y e a f ; MONT CLARION 7 The Montclarion/Thursday, May 5, 1994 NEWS DEPARTMENT OF THE MONTCLARION i , 5 3 S . ir~ ~ ‘JtU ± 0 * «** ’ ,v 4 i ' f m *«^ W L J iP S c * u \uuoo^ uu ***. 7 L ort ”** r * - ^ - ** r r r £ < * h s^'^T U r^^ 4 * # * * * tihrtU ^ UK * > ,& • 41 ir 655^642 # - » * ? * = , ------^ m c > isrr 8 CLARION The Montclarion/Thursday, May 5, 1994 CAPRI I N S T I T U T I COSMIIOlOGY (RAINING CiNMRS “QUICK FAST CASH THIS FALL?” W illi tlif high cowl of college il paid to hfconir a Nail Technician. I completed the manicuring course lanl auninier. Non I allend College and work pari time. W ho would have thought I could do both. “CAPRI DID, THEY BELIEVED IN ME!“ 200 Hour MANICURE COURSE $ 9 9 5 o o registration fee included Not valid with other offers or rebates Donna Morgan Classes Begin Mondays Param us June 6th, July 11th, August 1st CAPRI HOTLINE 1-8002D BE CAPRI Clifton Kenilworth Bricktown (201) 772-4610 (908) 964-1330 (908) 920-3600 Paramus Raritan (201) 699-0880 (908) 526-4992 Tell Me More! Name Address C ity ___ State Zip AVAILABLE AT: TIME W M P (0M KS AND GAMES Phone 584 POMPTON AVE. CEDAR GROVE. NJ 07009 Phon* 857-9788 Mail to: Capri Institute • 615 Winters Ave • Paramus, NJ 07652 MON - FRI 1 lorn to 9pm, SAT A SUN 1 loin to 6pm The Drop-in-Center invites you to our annual open house. Tuesday, M a y 10, 1994. Between Richardson Hall and the Student Center. Stop by between 11 am and 6 pm and check out a valuable campus resource. This is a service of the SGA MONT CLARION 9 Thursday, May 5, 1994 Students express Campus Calendar mixed views about Tonight 3 p.m. Art forum lecture: George Griffin, filmmaker, Calcia Auditorium. CLUB's Spring Week 3:30 p.m. Baseball: MSU vs. Jersey City State, Pittser Field. 4 p.m. Art Reception: “Montclair Craft Guild Scholarship Exhibition,” by Kathryn Dean College Art Gallery. “I felt that 1 was going to a real school,” On the less violent side of things, 4 p.m. Lecture: “Leadership in the Nonprofit Sector” by John said Derek llaye, junior, of this year’s comedian Greg Morton was heckled by Whitehead, Student Center, Ballroom A. Spring Week festivities. “Even though the 200 plus crowd that filled the Stu the Spring Weeks of the past have been dent Center ballrooms on Tuesday, April Friday good, as soon as Montclair announced 26. He walked off the stage. 3:30 Baseball: MSU vs. Rutgers-Newark, Pittser Field. that we were a university we had more Some students, like sophomore of a reason to celebrate,” I Iaye said. Cherilyn Guido, “didn’t know it (Spring Sunday “It wascool,” chimed in I laye’s room Week) was going on.” 11 a.m. Mass, Russ Hall, Kops Lounge. mate, Jim Smith, senior. The event that had the biggest turn Some, however, failed to be im out was The Mighty Mighty Bosstones M onday pressed. and the Violent Femmes concert fea 10:30 a.m. and 12:30 p.m. TheatreWorks USA: “Tom Sawyer,” M em o “ They don’t encourage things to go turing the Oversouls. The concert, rial Auditorium. on,” Jennifer Barrow, junior, said. “I which cost about $28,000, packed in 8 p.m. Dance, Life Hall. Tickets: $4 students and senior citizens, $5 didn’t want to go to the carnival because 3,300 into M SU’s amphitheater this past general admission. of the stuff that happened two years Sunday. ago,” Barrow said. “Killer, immense and groovy,” were College Life Union Board (CLUB) some of the words Class One Concerts Tuesday President Sam Rock admits that they Executive Producer Paul Giamboi used 10:30 a.m. TheatreWorks USA: “Freaky Friday,” Memorial Auditorium. may have to re-evaluate the way they to describe the concert. 8 p.m. Dance, Life Hall. put on the carnival. The new locale, Their only casualty was an Elizabeth heightened security and the $5 admis girl who broke her elbow when she was Wednesday sion charge, were all obstacles to be passed overhead by the crowd. Noon Recital: Italian songs, McEachern Recital Hall. overcome by C LUB, Rock said. All week longcrowds could be found 5 p.m. Mass, Newman Center. The only casualty of the carnival, in the Student Center quad enjoying ______8 p.m. Dance, Life Hall.______referred to as “Spring Fest” in Spring the sun, participating in Spring Day and Week flyers, was a student who was attempting virtual reality. knocked unconscious while sumo wres “They better be careful because be tling. Rock said the student is alright fore they know it w e’ll become a cam THE now. pus,” Smith said. Social 0K X Double Rose Formal, 5/6. 0E 3rd Annual Semi-Formal, 5/6-7, Vernon Valley. G AHA sponsors Swamp Fox every Tuesday. ASY PARTY, 5/6, Manhatten College. ÏAO will sponsor a sware with William Patterson o *—>o TKE. -C a. R AXP is social! Fundraising is selling raffle tickets. 0H is selling M&M's. AXP is accepting donations! E Philanthropy AT£2 will participate in the AIDS Walkathon on May 22 in New York. Please help sponsor a sister. Athletic Intramural Softball plays every Monday-Thursday. E AXP plays ping pong! AT£2 has an arm wrestler! Inductions OAA: 16 members K 5 members ATQ: 1 member AEY: 2 members Pete Kaze/la prepares to get dunked. L4>P: 3 members i n M O N T IU CIARION Campus Life/Thursday, May 5, 1994 SGA Banquet, for most a success by Chris H inch The SGA 1993-1994 Annual Ban MSU. Photo bv Mick Bork quet and Awards Ceremony was held Between soup and salad, awards w ere on May 3, 1994 to thank and congratu given by the SGA to the administrators late the legislature, the Executive board, who helped them to have a successful the administration and the Class one year of office. Stating that they didn’t presidents and treasurers for a job well want to be “just another plaque on the done over the past year. The banquet, wall,” each administrator received a arranged by Steve Khalaf, ran from 7 board game that represented how they p.m. to 12 a.m. at the Binghamton res helped the student body. For example, taurant in Edgewater, right on top o f the Dean Harris, Associate Dean of Stu I ludson River. “A lot of hard work went dents, received the game LJpwords, Dr. into the planning of the banquet to Desiderioscioli was given the game of matchthc hard work ofthis year’s SGA," Life, and l orn Auch, Director of Ad said Khalaf. "YVc went overboard with ministration of Finance, was given the banquet because it was the end of an game of Monopoly. __M era. Following this, awards recognizing James "Appetite" Cotter hands an aw ard to Dr. Carl Snipes The SGA banquet began at 7 p.m. participation were given to the legisla with a cocktail hour that led into a w el tors and Class O ne’s. The achievement evening was ended with the inaugura IPs and Ill’s.” said Onix Noa, a legisla come speech by SGA President James awards were next, naming Candice tion of the new executive board and tor. “It seems that the administration “Apettite” Cotter, inviting everyone to Meyer Legislator of the Year. Class passing of candles between the outgo was more important.” have a good time, emphasizing that all One Concerts was dubbed Class One ing and incoming board members. An Sam Rock, both a legislator and presi had earned an enjoyable night. Later in organization of the year, while Players oath was taken byeach.statingthat they dent of College Life Union Board was the evening. Appetite said, “I hope ev was given the honor of Most Improved would uphold the constitution of the asked how this year’s banquet was com eryone had a good time, and my brother Class one of the Year. SGA. pared to last year’s. “Over all, the food looks good in a suit.” Cabinet members were thanked next, However, not all of the attendees and the atmosphere was better, how Father Art Humphrey initiated the with a plaque commending their dedi were as happy with the planning or the ever, more attention needed to be given evening with a convocation for the in cation, and the SGA said good-bye and event. to the class I’s,” he said. “It was a slap coming and outgoing, and remaining good wishes to the graduating Seniors. “I am dissapointed that more stu in the face not to invite the entire ex students, faculty and administrators of The ceremonial section of the dents were not invited, particularly class ecutive board of each Class I. “Zeus is loose," Greek Week ’94 by Michelle Crifasi and April Steinmetz Spring weather is back and so is Three days of vig Greek Week at MSU. Since Monday, orous competition May 2, many Greek Organizations have have allowed the or been competing in various events. ganizations to gain a These events include everything from place for themselves jello eating and arm wrestling to the in the standings. The ever-famous “dizzy bat" race and a swim competition is done race in Panzer pool. on a point system. Phis w eek, Greeks are everywhere Those organizations on this campus sporting their letters in that achieve first, sec support of their organizations. It truly is ond and third place team spirit at its best. If you don’t see a receive a certain num Greek sporting their own letters this ber of points. T he top week, you’ll probably see them wearing three sororities re the fabulous lookingGreek Week shirts ceive and the top displaying the mascots and letters of three fraternities re every organization in full color. Greek ceive points for each event. These num y 2 MONT CLARION 11 Campus Life/Thursday, May 5, 1994 Alumni-in-Law come back to MSU by Nicole R. Sanzio Once again, MSU’s Legal Studies who would have the oppor Department administers a successful tunity to speak to these event to foster their portion of the stu people who “have really dent-body; students who wish to have a made it” in the legal pro career in the legal field, or students who fession. “What we have are merely concerned with law in every found is that the Alumni- day life. in-Law brings something Law Day 1W4 is held annually and very special because they this year was held last Wednesday, April show our students were 26. MSU’s Alumni-in-Law Organiza they can go and how high tion, celebrated Law Day, in honor of they can reach with a de the Founders of Alumni-in-Law. Among gree from MontclairStatc,” these distinguished founders were said Dr. Taylor. “They also Angelo Genova, Ksq. (BA 75), a Speaker bring a great deal of indi I)r. Marilyn Toy ter. Dr. Irvin D. Reid, Kathleen Marchetti, James Mu kill ill, Zulima barber, Thomas and Moderator, and (interestingly vidual caring, because they Loikith, Angelo Genova enough) former Student Government were in those seats them Association President Kathleen selves. Marchetti, Esq. (BA 77) and Thomas Other graduates of MSU and fellow spoke highly about how* MSU opened sary Law Day included the Alumni As Loikith, Esq. (BA 75). These founders Alumni-in-Law Zulima Farber, Esq. several opportunities for her and how sociation of MSU, the N ew Jersey chap were not only college graduates of MSC, (BA ‘68), public advocate under former she had never anticipated gratitude and ter of the Federal Bar Association and but two of the three have also taught in Governor F'lorio and Jim Mulvihill, head emotion as well because he was a stu the School of Humanities and Social the school’s Legal Studies Department. of the State Attorney General’s Crimi dent at MSU when the college con Sciences of MSU. If you would like to This event has provided strong role nal Division spoke on the broad topic of sisted of only 1200 students. She also attend law-related events, such as Law models and support for students who “Law and the Protection of the Public” attended MSU during its transition of Day, please contact the secretary in the sec law in their future. Dr. Marilyn and the concept of rehabilitating crimi from a “teaching college" to a “liberal Legal Studies Department at (201)655- Tavler, chairperson of the Legal Stud nals. arts” college. 4152. ies Department, encouraged students Zulima, an immigrant from Cuba, Co-sponsorship of this 10th-anniver- Vote for the best and the worst of MSC's Faculty This is your chance as a student M ajor______at MSC to express your opinion of the faculty. Please nomi Best faculty in major nate the best and the worst of the faculty within the depart C om m ents ment of your major. Simply Fill out this ballot and put it in one of the drop-off boxes around cam pus. There should be a drop-off box in all of the Residence Halls, in r the Student Center, the New Building, Richardson, and C om m ents Morehead. Please vote for only the professors within the depart ment of your major. Fake the time to fill out the ballot and let your opinion be heard!!! N am e______Your name will be used for verification purposes only. It will not be printed and it will remain confidential. I 0 MON T I L C L A R I O N Campus Life/Thursday, May 5, 1994 LASO, educating the Alumni Return campus on Film L.A.S.O. | LATIN AMERICAN STUDENT ORGANIZATION CLASS I S.G.A. M ONTCLAIR STATE COLLEGE IN UNITY THERE IS STRENGTH. ' ■ X; ;X • by Alexandra Prats If you ever happen to walk through and pamphlets regarding the many di the Student Center Annex past the SGA verse Latin cultures and histories, the offices and notice a group of people aforementioned Latinissimo and, of dancing to exotic music, you’re prob course, publicity. ably witnessing Latinissimo, a salsa and LASO’s purpose is still much the merengie work shop, which is part of same, although now there’s a focus on the programming sponsored by the the separation of the Latin campus com Latin-American Student Organization m unity. Although there are several (Class I o f the SGA). members of LASO serving on the Stu CASO has been at MSU since 1970, dent Government Association legisla when it was the first Latin American- ture, as well as two campus-wide com oriented organization on any campus in m ittees Affirmative Action and Minor New Jersey. Their beginning purpose ity enrollment the president of LASO, was to educate the campus community Reynaldo Acevedo, believes that the on Latin cultures, through programming Latin American is not represented committees such as Latin Month, which enough. takes place during November, Café “I feel strongly that Latinos should Teatro, which includes different lec step up and make their presence known tures and other functions, Hispanic and stop letting other groups make all Education, which involves brochures the decisions that affect all of us.” Noteworthy's I he Conservation Club's For those who are graduating con end of the year address gratulations! For those who aren’t, we look forward to seeing you in the fall. Many thanks to those who partici take Kaplan and get As a Class One Organization, our goal pated in the Earth Week activities. is and will continue to be working in Look for the three newly planted dog harmony with the students, SGA, fac woods located near the main entrance ulty and staff in order to create a more a higher score... on Normal Avenue. We would espe eventually aware campus community. cially like to thank our die hard friends Members don’t forget to come out who accompanied us on the whale and vote for next year’s executive watching trip and survived the “re board. T he elections are this Tues turn trip that wouldn’t end.” day, May 9. Our office is located in W e’ve come to the close of another ) room 120of the Student Center, x5102. <1 s a t i year. At this time the members of the Have a great summer and remem ConservationClubwould like tothank ber to protect our planet! its executive board for its devotion and manv hours of hard work. MAINSTAGE THEATRE SERIES GRE CA ß Department of Broadcalling, Speech Communication Dance and Thealre Presenta: More students take Kaplan's courses every year than any other test prep company's. THE DIVINERS Call us today to find out why. 1-800-KAP-TEST A pril 28, 29, 30 and May 5, 6, 7 at 8pm. April 29 and May 8 at 2pm. MEMORIAL AUDITORIUM KAPLAN Tho answer to tho tost quostion Call (201) 655-5112 for ticket information IV IO N T I Q CLARION I 0 The Montclarion/Thursday, May 5, 1994 MONT CIARION Campus Life/Thursday, May 5, 1994 Conquer "final" stress Nutrients of concern by Renee Anderson, Dawn Kelly and Pamela Cherick On May 18,1994, final exam week will begin. Now is the time for you to prepare Vitamin C Pofasiium your body for the upcoming attack by "stressors". What are stressors? According Strawberries,kiwi, citrus, bell Bannanas, potatoes, lima beans, to Mosby s Medical and Nursing Dictionary, stressors arc "anything that causes peppers, tomatoes canteloup, spinach, tomatoes, wear and tear on the body's physical or mental resources". It can manifest itself Vitamin A seeds and nuts in such telltale signs as cold hands, severe headaches, frequent gritting of the teeth, Mangos, Cantclopc, Carrots, easy irritability, nervous movement o f the knees, a change in appeitite or sleeping squash, dried apricots iron patterns and (get this) difficulty in thinking. Yes, that sounds like final exams to Vitamin B Spinach, chicken, sirloin, ham, me. Stressors are knowm contributors of major illnesses such as cancer and cardiovas Nuts, beans, green vegetables, seafood, dried fruits cular diseases. I hey also deplete your body of much needed nutrients that help eggs and milk you concentrate, feel rested and energetic and remain cheerful and upbeat. While it is impossible to avoid stress with the approach of finals, we can work with it and The last thing you all want to do is get sick before your summer vacation. So even use it to our advantage. keep these simple tips in mind while cramming that last chapter into those It would be beneficial for you to understand how your body reacts to stress and remaining brain cells. With a nutritious meal, a relaxed mind, proper rest and what nutrients need special attention to help you through exam time. For one, you exercise, you'll be fine! will use more energy when under stress. Your diet is what supplies your energy as well as your vitamins and minerals. When stress kicks in, the hormone adrenalin is activated, initiating high levels of blood glucose and mineral mobilization. Your body responds as if under attack, frantically grasping for vitamins, minerals and other nutrients to bring it back to an equilibrium state. Feeding yourself the nutrients that are being attacked will help to relieve the body of the damaging effects that can occur, especially if your nutrient stores are not optimal, and will help to put your body's equilibrium back into balance. Many of us have experienced the obvious effects of stress that attack us at exam time - fevers, colds, general listlessness. T o avoid these problems going into exams and into the summer, you can follow these important guidelines: maintain a healthy diet, get plenty of sleep and exercise. If you follow a nutritious diet, you can assure your body of a good supply o f vitamins and minerals that are being depleted due to stress's reaction on the body. Exercise clears the mind and increases concentration. It also can help you sleep better, feel physically stronger and more mentally alert as well as help you feel better about yourself. Rest, exercise and a healthy diet will mentally prepare you to attack and conquer these exams. What should I eat? What about caffeine? The vitamins and minerals under and lower your defenses against invad It heightens the effects of stress and attack in the body due to stress are ing bacteria. Vitamin C is found prima probably should be avoided or at least vitamins A, B and C, and iron, potas rily in fruits and vegetables, mainly cit limited to one or two cups of coffee, tea sium and sodium. In addition eating rus fruits, strawberries, cantaloupes, bell or soda a day. Caffeine can interfere complex carbohydrates- bread, pasta, peppers and tomatoes. Vitamin C is with the ability to concentrate, can raise rice- will give your body a steady source also an antioxidant. Various studies blood pressure, make you jittery and of energy to draw on. show that vitamin C rids us of toxic prevent a good nights sleep. Vitamin A helps to protect the im substances and helps us fight off infec What about sugar? mune system. Its plant form is known tions, heal wounds, and resist develop as beta-carotene which is an antioxi ing certain types of cancer. We all grab for those quick pick me dant. Antioxidants are what help the Iron's main function is to help deliver ups during studying times, but that body to rid itself of toxic substances oxygen throughout the body. Iron is Snickers bar will make you feel lethar which can cause disease. You can find important in giving you stamina, some gic after its initial jolt of energy. Plus, good sources of vitamin A in canta thing we all need during finals week. foods rich in sugar supply many calories loupe, carrots, spinach, dried apricot Iron is found in meats, poultry and all and lack many nutrients. and nonfat milk and yogurt. varieties of leafy green vegetables and The B vitamins are important in dried fruits. Potassium and sodium are What about alcohol? helping the body to release the energy important in helping your muscles to A beer or two at the end of the day stored in foods so that it's read ily avail relax and contract. Potassium is found may help you unwind, but even though able to m eet your body needs in a in most fruits and vegetables, nuts and it seem s to relax you, alcohol interupts stressful state. Like vitamin A, B vita seeds. N o need to add sodium to your your bodies natural sleep rhythm and mins defend the body against infec diet. If you buy and eat ready made heightens emotions. So if you're wak tion. The best sources of these vita foods, it's already in there. ing up in the middle of the night, it may mins are nuts, legumes, whole grain Pay particular attention to these nu not be that physics exam. Alcohol also and enriched breads and cereals, eggs, trients during final preparation and final supplies many caloriesfounce for ounce milk and green vegetables. week and you will physicially be pre it supplies almost twice as many calories Lack of vitamin C can leave you pared for the exams and for thesummer! as protein or carbohydrate) and virtually with a general sense of listlessness M O N T 1 C no nutrients. CLARION I J ------Opinion/Thursday, May 5, 1994 ------M A )l N E D I f I M e n ... EOF" gives students a chance As an Educational Opportunity Fund (EOF) student can who decided to become independent. However, his for five years, I feel it is my responsibility to dispel background indicates that he would not meet the EOF mistaken information about the EOF' program and what requirements for several reasons: 1.) He lived in an Essex it stands for. Michael McHugh is misinformed and his County suburb. 2.) He previously attended NYU with letter was very misleading. out EOF assistance. 3.) His parents made too much The EOF program was established to assist those money. I believe his frustration should have been chan students who came from economically and education neled in the direction of his parents for refusing to ally deprived backgrounds. Its mission is to provide support his efforts to attend MSU, or toward the Finan students with the opportunity to attain a college educa cial Aid office since there was a financial discrepancy tion and seek out professional careers that might other over his independent status. Many students, including wise have been unattainable. T he EOF program pro those who receive EOF, have to experience the same vides a number of support services, financial assistance, frustrations when trying to declare a status change. academic advising and counseling. In order to be consid Nevertheless, McHugh is definitely misinformed ered for EOF funding, a student's parent’s annual in about the status of eligibility necessary to become quali come must fall between certain income brackets de fied to be accepted as an EOF student. Throughout his pending on the number of people in the household. letter Michael never states any real case of abuse from Everyone is not going to m eet the criteria which the EOF program. All he knows is that he should have means some students will not be eligible for this type of gotten EOF, and he didn’t. funding. Havingsaid this, ifMcHugh had received EOF T he EOF program has been progressing for 25 years money, would he still feel that EOF is a program that is and has supported over 25,000 students in New Jersey in being abused? I don’t think so. obtaining their degrees. It houses some of the brightest McHugh is directing his anger towards the EOF leaders of tomorrow. I would advise Michael to arrange program because he feels, by his personal standards, that an appointment with the EOF Director so that he too he should be receiving EOF money as an Asian Ameri will understand the program and appreciate the contri butions it has made to society. Kaluba Chipepo Yep. The Carnival The generation of cynics I he carnival was held again, after an absence of one year. Un The carnival, which cost $25,000 to host according to College “The First Step to Wisdom is Realizing that you God, but our faith in human nature. We treat everyone dent Sam Rock, was not as successful as previous years though, t Know Nothing” as inherently bad. So much so that there is no room for carnival it seems was a total bust. No one enjoyed themselves en -Socrates love. This poisons us, like a contagious disease that will surrounding communities didn't bother to peek in at the few fesi Watching the news this weekend, I actually caught end up killing us all. Crime and violence increase alarm them as an answer to the last carnival's problems. But the lack of someone saying something intelligent! And, it was a ingly each year. The next generation of children are the the normal expected amounts. Perhaps it was the $5 fee to entet politician, no less! T he man (Richard Nixon’s speech crudest, most sadistic and rudest people I have ever met. contained less rides and games than previous years. writer I believe) was discussing Nixon’s life and how he But this may not have to be so. The world “sucks” will be remembered. Obviously, the one thing every because that is how we perceive it. It is one thing to have a few less rides and vendors. It still won person knows about Nixon, if anything, is “I am not a We are, in fact, just as naive now was we were before. see. It is a whole other option when you have to pay for mediocre crook.” Watergate will be his epitaph, regardless of his Now, instead of blindly seeing the good in things, we had to charge, well than make it worth the charge. People would many achievements in and out of office. What this man obstinately look for the bad side to everything. Nothing place for the low price of $5. But people won't pay, as is obvious, on the news this weekend said was that due to Nixon’s is all good or all bad, life is not that simple. We need the to. resignation and the guilt surrounding it, the people of love and acceptance that comes with maturity. There is But the reason most students and communities show up at a a America have become incurable cynics, especially where no need for religion if we can just take the love without walk around, to hang out in a fun area and maybe play a few gam politics is concerned. the conditions religion puts on it that cause prejudice and Accepting that this whole cynical attitude had its roots hate, such as in Bosnia and the middle East right now. participants brings down any setting, even if it was chock full of 1< in that era, let’s examine the course of its evolution. In There is nothing wrong with intelligently question games. Who wants to go to a carnival alone while their friends are the 60’s and 70’s, we were looking for the “truth” - we ing everything - that is perhaps the way to true wisdom. A major problem was also the lack of publicity. For the most pi were abandoning our naivete. There was an intellectual But what many do nowadays is neither intelligent nor I he first time most of them realized there was a cai.fival was wht revolution in which we refused to continue blindly questioning. Our rejection of everything has become parked in the allotted area for the carnival. It is a shame that this i respecting and supporting our government. In the 70’s rooted in some almost intuitive cynicism. What we must MSU's circumstances, there should have been more publicity. and 80’s, we felt it was pointless to help others - they learn is true open mindedness. We need to reconcile would just take advantage of us - w e’re no fools - we’ll conviction and criticism and become intelligent observ Maybe next year CLUB can produce something totally differe only look out for ourselves! Now, in the 90’s the trend ers, accepting that there is a good and bad side to every things worth the time and money to spend it on. seems to be, in an era of self-criticism, to believe in issue. Nothing is perfect. Question yourself- perhaps in nothing for fear of being wrong. Security of political that way, we can prevent miscommunication. correctness via inaction. In the news, bad news is the T he American society has, over the course of the past best news. Popular is unpopular, conviction is ignorant, three decades, evolved from a naively faithful people to intelligence is stupid. We hold nothing “sacred” - and a naively cynical people. This attitude has stripped us of why should we? Our leaders are corrupt, the Church is a our good will and made us a suspicious and hateful hypocrisy. We even turned to ourselves - but even we people. Each generation seems worse than the last. Our weren’t perfect (greed is good?!). We give no respect to only recourse is to reexamine our standards and our way anything because nothing deserves it. , of thinking. Maturity of thought will come when we can What has this done to us as a society? Well, arguably, accept reality and deal with it accordingly. Assume we it has made us a pessimistic people who trust no one and know nothing and treat everything as a learning experi expect the worst. We can’t love anything because noth ence. ing is perfect. In some way, we have lost our faith - not in Micheál McHugh MONT CLARION E ,D I f O R I A L ------Opinion/Thursday, May 5, 1994 ------L etters... Don't forget your neighbors Christopher is my brother. He is tall, 6’2” and beautiful to know if you would tell me if you ever found out you - people, artists usually, stop him in the streets of Manhat were positive.” Silence. “Chris?...JesusChrist, Chris, are tan where he lives and ask if he will model for them. He you tryingto tell me something?...OhmyGod, I’m gonna is brilliant. When told I am smart, I tell people that I go to be sick!” I screamed as I ran from the restaurant. MSU, but everything worth knowing I learned from my As long as I live I will remember my voice asking, but brotherChris. He is kind and giving-does volunteer work not wanting to know, “Are you trying to tell me some in his spare time. And now, in his 28th year, I learn he is thing?” HIV- positive and has been for almost five years. Chris is my brother. I love him so much it hurts. But I am devastated. The whole campus seems to be a he looked for love in the anatomy, the body parts of strange place that rocks and waves. I feel the ground another. It can’t be found there. Love comes from the moving while I limber from class to class, confused and heart. The only thing that comes form sex organs are dazed. I have been crying since I found out, just yester secretions, sometimes infected, sometimes deadly. My day, less than 24 hours ago, and my eyes sting from the hands are shaking and I’m crying again. Use a condom. tears. We went to brunch yesterday and had a discussion Save your life. about the film Philadelphia. I said, “Chris, a while ago you Christopher is my brother. said you would tell me if you were sick. Well, now I want Magnolia Junior The SAT is a symptom, not the disease As a professional involved with the development of order to ensure that items are unbiased. At each testing, standardized tests, I feel obligated to respond to Professor new items are piloted. These items are not part of the F urr’s misguided slander of the Scholastic Aptitude T est candidate’s score. Being good capitalists, ETS is con e Carnival is over. (SAT). In fact, he has the situation exactly backwards. cerned with how well their instruments will stand up in The SAT is the antithesis of racist. Systematic discrepan court if they are accused of bias. cies in SAT scores are better explained by substandard Standardize testing, even with all its obvious prob an absence of one year. Unfortunately, no one cared, educational systems, poverty, lack of jobs and other social lems, is an excellent technique for building and main to host according to College Life Union Board (CLUB) presi- ills that may well be the products of racism. The SAT’s taining an egalitarian society. These tests strive to pro 1 as previous years though, bringing in approximately $600. The identification of lower levels of scholastic achievement in vide a method for reliable, valid and unbiased selection disadvantaged groups doesn’t mark the test as racist. in our society. Based on a misunderstanding of correla one enjoyed themselves enough to spread the word. Even the Professor Furr is attacking the messenger bearing the bad tional phenomena, Professor Furr states that these tests ter to peek in aTthe few festivities. Security was provided for news rather than the actual problem. The SAT and are the tools of racist capitalists. In fact, these tests :'s problems. But the lack of rides and atmosphere didn't pull in similar standardized tests empirically demonstrate that provide a rational alternative to privilege based on class ps it was the $5 fee to enter into the grounds; grounds that the living conditions and educational opportunities of or race. To equate these instruments with Nazi Ger previous years. some groups are inadequate and produce low scholastic many or the Ku Klux Klan, organizations which con des and vendors. It still would be a fun place to walk around and achievement. Does this make the test racist? In fact, ferred privilege by race or adherence to party dogma, is Educational Testing Service examines how identified absurd and smacks of facile sensationalism. ou have topay for mediocre. If CLUB was in financial straits and minority groups respond to their standardized tests in Carlos Pratt h the charge. People would not have minded going to a great Psychology pie won't pay, as is obvious, w'hen there isn't an attraction to go communities show up at a carnival is to be with their friends and Nirvana fan lacks humor i and maybe play a few games. The fact that there was a lack of even if it was chock full of looping rides and dollar-wins-a-bear Hello Michelle. After reading your editorial comment last week, my immediate response was to write a personal saying, “Get a life - From the comics page person.” Instead, I would like to compliment you on taking the time to alone while their friends are out having fun somewhere else, do something that too few students do: You participated, admittedly in a small way, but you said your two cents worth of publicity. For the most part, this campus is run by commuters, and good for you. here was a caiiival was when their cars were towed for being Now wouldn’t it be great if you and others would turn your energy not to complaining but to being productive? lival. It is a shame that this is what the campus is, but given The amount of energy that you spent on your piece could have been used for the betterment of all MSU students. ive been more publicity. You could have covered a story for the News department, or written a joke at the bottom of the comic page or ce something totally different that still has a low cost but more something. But instead, one line about a media-made hero got you to participate. 11 is sad that this is the case. It is even sadder pend it on. that compared to a bulk of the students here at MSU, your example is a shining light. Mick The Comics Editor The laws of the Editorial Page. Any letter submitted over two pages will be severely edited. The Editorial Editor holds the right to edit at her discretion. Not all letters will be pub lished. Deadline, without question, is Friday 3 p.m. No matter what. Un less the Editorial Editor decides to accept something, which is her privilege.The Montclarion is an equal opportunity employer. M O N T 1 7 CLARION I / A r t s ^ J Entertainment Thursday May 5, 1994 REVIEW: The Femmes, Bosstones and Oversouls by Alex Prats Outdoor Jam, sponsored by Class One while (the benefits of If there happened to be a rainbow after Concerts and featuring Ovcrsouls, The working for WMSC) but the thunder shower last Sunday, it was Mighty Mighty Bosstones and the Vio this was the first time unnoticed in the profusion of plaids and lent Femmes. I’ve seen this combina manic panic, not to mention the sun glint And jam they did (at least at first) tion of punk and big ing off of all those body piercings that starting with Oversouls, a local MSIJ band band sound live. crowded the amphitheater for the May 1 who put on a brave front and a good show. I haven’t liked a band Consideringthat at least two this much since the thirdsofthc audience didn’t Dead Kcnnedysand to have a clue who Oversouls top it off, after were, they were very well schmoozing with the received and managed to hand (a benefit of work put on a good enough show ing for crew and seen- The main act of the day. The Violent Femmes to be worthy of opening up ritvforClO I found out for the Mighty, Mighty that they were also a really nice bunch of Bosstones. As far as I’m con guys. They signed autographs, conversed cerned, the Bosstones made with timid fans and showed concern over the Jam; they embody the an especially rowdy pit. concept of the Jam. I’ve Speaking of which, I wasalso impressed The Mighty Mighty Bosstones work the crowd been listening to them for a with the community of the pit, where people were holdingothcrpeople up from harm and four 12-year olds were floating Coming up... safely. The only bummer was the Violent The. Moxtcia Kto.x will provide free /¡stingy of your A &F events if you drop a note off Femmes closing the show. Now, don’t to Kelly Schab, the A&E editor, by Friday a t noon. get me wrong. I love the Fem m es and Thursday, May 5 they were pretty good too but they were just too anti-climatic. I mean, during “Add THEATER- Mainstage Theater Series concludes its season with “ The Divin continued on page 19 ers.” Show times are 8 p.m. on April 28 through 30 with a 2 p.m. show on April 29, 8 p.m. on May 6 and 7 and 2 p.m. May 8 in Memorial Auditorium. Ticket prices are: $7.50 general admission, $6 senior citizens and $3.50 students with I.D. For more REIVEW: The Diviners information, call the MSU Box Office at (201) 655-5112. by Bonnie Dexter Greenspan I lopkins Manley as Buddy are outstand Monday, May 9 Water, water everywhere is the recur ing in the lead roles. Jameson portrays rent theme o f The Diviners, which opened C.C. as amiable yet intense. His guilt- DANCE - Choreography presented by students, alumni, and faculty at 8 p.m. March 28 as the final season offering of ridden doubts about putting his past be through May 11, at the I afe I lall dance space. Tickets are $5 general admission; $4 the MSU Mainstage Theatre Series. hind him and his interactions with Jennie for students and senior citizens. Call Lori Katterhenry at (201) 655-7080. Far from drowning, this production is Mae, Buddy’s sister, make him a sympa THEATER - Theatre'Works USA presents “Tom Sawyer” at 10:30 a.m. and sure to sooth your spring fever, or at least thetic and likable character. 12:30 p.m. in the Memorial Auditorium. For tickets, call TheatreWorks at (212)420- provide a couple of hours of involving Manley is uncannily convincing as the 8202. entertainment. simple-minded Buddy, who always refers Tuesday, May 10 Set in a small town in Depression-era to him self in the third person and whose DANCE - See Monday May 9. Indiana, T he Diviners recounts the rela moods can change like quicksilver. THEATER - TheatreWorks USA presents “Freaky Friday” at 10:30 a.m. in tionship between Buddy, a troubled and Whether displaying unbridled joy in a Memorial Auditorium. For tickets call TheatreWorks at (212)420-8202. simple-minded local boy and C.C. Show game of pretend flying, panicked hysteria Wednesday, May 11 ers, a disavowed preacher who wanders continued on page 19 intothetown lookingforwork. Buddy has DANCE - .See Monday May 9. the remarkable gift of “divining,” or find MUSIC - Recital of Italian song at McEachern Recital I lall, noon. Admission ing underground sources of water. What is free. makes this ability ironic is that Buddy was Thursday, May 12 involved in a near-fatal drowning acci PLAYERS- A performance of “I lair” at the amphitheater. Shows arc May 12,13 dent as a toddler, an accident which has and 14 at 8 p.m. Admission is free. left him terrified of all water. ART FORUM LECTURE - Donald Juspit, art critic, from 3-5 p.m. in Calcia Water is symbolic for salvation in this Autitorium. Admission is free. Call Pat Lay at (201) 655-7294. play. Not only will it cure Buddy of the H I EATER- Theatreworks USA presents “ The Secret Carden," 10:30 a.m.. ringw orm he has developed if he bathes, Memorial Auditorium. For tickets, call TheatrcWorks at (212)420-8202. it is also needed for the crops to grow. MUSIC- Montclair State concert band - 8 p.m. in Memorial Auditorium; Even the preacher, aptly named C.C. Admission if free. Showers, is a symbol of Buddy’s potential Friday, May 13 salvation from his fears. Faith is the other underlying theme of MUSIC - Guitar recital at noon, McEacherA Recital I lall. Admission is free. The Diviners. Faith in each other, faith in THEATER-Theatre'Works USA presents " The Ugly Duckling” at 10:30a.m., Cod, faith that everything will eventually Memorial Auditorium. For tickets call ThcatreWorks at (212)420-8202. turn out all right. But it is Buddy’s trusting PLAYERS- see Thursday, May 12 faith in C.C. that ultimately leads to his Saturday, May 14 downfall. PLAYERS- see Thursday, May 12 Mark Jameson as C.C. and Daniel Jennifer Celia and. Mark Jameson MOIMT CI A R I O N Arts&Entertainmenf/Thursday, May 5, 1994 myself laughing at a few sorta figured out and then nothing. places and at the end I Q-1 )o you consider Can'/ Huy Me I me Diviners continued from page 18 found myself kinda your break-away film? during a storm, or childlike petulance moved. Anu I thought, P.D.- Absolutely. Something about it, because of his forever-itching feet, “Okay. Phis is a script I everybody related to that character. Work Manley docs a superb job of makingus can develop." So I spent ing on it was really sincere. Everybody care about Buddy. I Ic is totally believ a year with writers rewrit was really open. We weren’t jaded. And I able in the role. ing the script and we cre think that really shows. Because these two characters work ated the role of Courtney (J - 1 lave you moved beyond that type so well together and because their rela (Moira Kelly) and Prof. of film? tionship is so well defined, the irony Pitkannan (Gore Vidal). P.D.-I have to change out of it. Ican’t and tragedy of the final scene is deeply Welcome, loyal readers, to the ongoing With that, the studio “green-lit” it and we keep doing that. I need to find felt. saga I like to call PROPHET BIG! started tocast it. I took it to my first choice somcthing...I like comedies. What I liked The rest of the cast docs a fine job of More on With Honors and the people actors and they all said yes. Pcsci was the about Can't Huy Me Love is that it had the portraying the inner fittings of small who made it... first one I had to land. Once I had him, the comedy but it had the heart, too. I’d like town life. Florence All Iapicca is great •Alex Kcshishian rest followed. to get a little more sophisticated now. I’m as the B blc-carrying Norma and Elyse Q- So, this is your second film? •Patrick Dempsey getting older, so there arc issues that I’d Wolf pretty much steals a scene as Alex Kcshishian - Yeah, my second Q- Your role was very different for you. like to deal with. Goldie, the local diner owner. Alex film. My first fiction film. Cause Truth or Patrick Dempsey- That was the thing. Q- Like Run? Thaler as Dewey and John Henry Rcw Dare being a documentary, you know, It was so different that I was like, “Wow! P.D.- That was an I’d-ncver-donc-an- as Melvin provide some wry comic re had a hunch of people in Hollywood go, How am I gonna do this?” It was fun to action-movie-before. I needed to pay the lief. The rest of the cast capably move “Okay. So he did a documentary. But can change, physically, how I looked. I had a rent really bad. So..(laughter the story along, as it courses towards its he tell a story? Can he work with actors?” goatee and long hair. ) I did Run. So, that was fun. I’d never inevitable tragic climax. So, I tried to pick a movie that had com Q- Does I larvard have a radio station? done anything that athletic before. Well-deserved kudos are especially edy, drama and yet was something near P. D.- They do have a radio station. It’s Q- What’s next? in order for the technical crew, whose enough to my age that I could relate to it. not as cool as the one in the movie, though. continued on page 20 dramatic rendering of the final, climatic Q - 1 low did this script get to you? I spent time at the scene is startlingly effective. A.K.- It’s interesting cause in the be realone.Ihungout. Director Joseph R. Patenaude has ginning I was being offered a lot ofscripts, I spent time...you given us a well-articulated, thought- but they were all, like, musical. People know it’s funny...I provoking play about society’s fears and were saying, “Hey, you wanna do Paula spent time at the expectations. Like the river in Zion, Abdul’s life story?” and I was like “N o” real station so I I nd iana, w here the play is set, 1 ife ambles (laughter). So, I kept turning down all would know what on towards its inescapable conclusions these projects. I think my agents and to do. And when I and sometimes we can only stand by managers were getting a little worried got to the set, all the and do nothing. that I wouldn’t find a movie I wanted to right stuff wasn’t The Diviners will be presented on do. They brought up this script that was there. And I was May 5,6,7 and 8 at 8 p.m. with a 2 p.m. sitting around Warner Bros, for seven like, “How am I matinee on May 8. Ticket prices are years. The script wasn’t perfect, but there gonna do this?” I $7.50 standard; $6.00 seniors, MSU fac- was something there. I read it. I found had the blocking Dempsey, F raiser, Kelly, Keshishian and the Prohet ulty/staff/alumni and $3.50 students w ith ID. For reservations and informa tus charter!). Okay, now those of you who ago. If you like w hat you saw there, and tion call the box office at (201) 655- didn’t fall for that - 1 urge you to go and see even ifyou didn’t, come and see what else 5112, Monday through Friday, 10 a.m. this anyway. Who needs to see Seinfeld? we have to offer. Most of the films will be to 5 p.m. (I heard it’s a re-run that night. Really!) pretty short, anywhere from four to possi Besides, w hatever it is you want to do that bly 15 minutes long, so even if what Jam continued from page 18 night, you can do it any other night - the you’re w atching is bad, itwon’tbe long. If it Up," a projectile flew from the pit and MSU Student Film Festival is a once in you don’t get any spiritual or intellectual struck Gordon (the lead singer/guitarist) tiy Mwrk**t GnmiwVi (»<»1» W>le Í k IPerf C J a lifetime thing. Ifyou don’t see it May 12, enlightenment from the experience, I in the forehead, and instead of showing a you never will! So heed the words of our can assure you there will be some laughs. little forbearance, he stopped and started i t ’fc’H'* school motto: Carpe Diem - seize the day! So, to all of you who know anyone in babbling about technical fouls and bas * * * * G rem ì Take advantage of the day to its fullest these movies or are in the Fine Arts de ketball, which was entertaining in itself, * * * G ood potential and w itness a truly unique ex partment (and I know w ho you are, Car until the bassist chimed in, saying that perience! mine!): it is your duty as a Fine Arts they had already been paid, had another Phis week, there will be no movie Okay, enough persuasion, let me give student to attend! Those of you who gig to go to and could leave at any time review. Why, one might ask? Well, one you some of the few details I do possess don’t fit into that category should take the which made them sound pretty snotty. might then be responded to in this way: about the Festival. Aside from the date, chance to expose yourself to something 'I he drummer was pretty friendly, though “Because all the movies out right now place and time, I know that the films new. and did a very impressive drum solo. I still suck.” So, in a time of cinematic crisis, we shown will be from the fall ’93 and spring I recently had the opportunity to inter think the Bosstones should’ve closed the must turn to the last bastion of hope in the ’94 film classes. Featured actors/ view the president of the United States show rather than the Violent Femmes, barren wasteland known as spring re moviemakers that I know of are (and this about the Film Festival and here’s what who sort of just musically whined through is a very partial list): Boris and Leon (the he had to say about it: leases! We must turn to the next genera out their set. film department assistants), Perfecto POV: Mr. President, what is your posi tion: the student filmmaker. We here at As far as I can see, the biggest highlight Cuervo, Michael Jaworski, Mike Csatlos, tion on the MSU Student Film Festival? M SI' have the best student filmmakers for me was the 12-year old boy floating Michael Poll, me, Michael Gummelt and Pres. Clinton: Huh huh... It was cool! in Montclair (and, therefore the best in across the crowd with a look of fear and a plethora of Film 2 and 3 people w hose But I didn’t inhale! the world). I do not say this because my exhilaration on his face. That, my friends, names I do not have at the time. Please With an endorsement like that, who fellow reviewers and I are student film is what an Outdoor Jam was all about. makers here but rather because it is indis read next week’s article (which should could refuse!? In all seriousness, the ex putable that...okay, maybe that is why 1 come out on May 12, the day of the perience is sure to be a good one. We have said it. In any case our films arc going to be festival) for more details about whose some very talented filmmakers and some \ Would you like ^ shown at Student Film Festival 1994, works will be featured (such as a film very good films to show. Calcia Auditorium (Room I 135), I hurs- made in Sri Lanka). Remember to check next week’s ar to write for fì&€ day, May 12, at 8 p..m. Attendance is As I have been informed, some of you ticle for more details (maybe someone required for graduation from MSI (really may have had a sneak preview' of some of you know hasa film in it)! Hope to see you next semester? it is- check the new English major re these films at the Art Forum in Freeman all there. quirements and our new' University sta I tail's seventh floor lounge not too long M O N T I O C I A R I O N I 7 Arts&Entertainment/Thursday May 5, 1994 one is a talk show waiting to happen. Hell, there’s probably two or three in me alone! B ig g continued from page 19 The Couch But, there arc those that are not wor P.D.- I have something. I find out ried about being satirized. Ricki Lake is Friday. I have to come back to New still sending clips as well as Montcl Will York and m eet with the director. It’s Potato iams and Jerry Springer. Eceza Gibbons nice. A real simple story. and Rolanda Watts have just signed con •Moria Kelly Update tracts with E! to send clips. Just think - a Q- Is the treatment of women in few weeks ago, there were open auditions Hollywood as different as is said? by George Olschewski for talk show hosts in New York. There is M.K.- A lot different, yes. Women in an all talk-show network in the works. Hollywood don’t make the money men It’s the middle of the afternoon, you're Senior Vice-President Barbara Brogliatti, Can you imagine what topics will come make. There are very few women stars bored, and you don’t feel like studying. Talk Soup . .degrades our shows and out of that? “Men who left their wives for above the million-dollar mark. They What’s good on the tube? Oprah's show makes fools of the guests. It has become the family pet, on the next Geraldo." don’t get the opportunity to play really ing “Women who love to hate men and a tool for Greg Kinncar’s satire.” “Woman marries her eighth cousin, twice meaty roles, because the studios tend to the men that hate to love them," Geraldo Oh, poor haby. removed and never knew about it, on the go for commercial films. They think is blasting Giants Stadium to open Jimmy I lonestly, have you (viewers and net next Donahue.” sex and violence sells. A lot of times Hoffa’s vault, etcetera. There isa plethora work execs alike) taken a good look at the El’s Vice President Fran Shea proudly women end up as the victim in films, or (now that’s an SAT word) of talk shows on topics that have been on most talk shows announces that Talk Soup's ratings have love interests. the air and it is impossible to watch all of lately? Either they’re about sexual devi never been better. So what if they don’t Q- Was playinga duel role in Chaplin them. ants (or sex, period), family or marital have Sally or Oprah to pick on. There’s challenging? Except, that is, if you have cable and problems, or some sort of weird crime. plenty more fish in the sea, with more on M.K.- Yes, it was. I was actually very one of the channels you receive is E! The Okay, sometimes there will be a decent the way. surprised when they decided to play it Entertainment Network. one, like when Oprah interviewed See you next week. that way. Only because those two Talk Soup summarizes the talk shows Michael Jordan, but for the most part, talk women were Chaplin’s true loves in the of the day, highlights memorable quotes shows are for entertainment, not for infor film. Both women were very different. and announces future talk show topics. In mation. If a politician says something out Call Kelly or They come from different periods in addition, host Greg Kinnearoffers his two rageously stupid, you can bet it’s going to time. For an actress as young as I was cents on the shows he spotlights. Ilis be satirized in every late-night mono and new to the business, it was quite a comments (or sometimes the lack of) add logue. Why should talk shows be exempt? Ariel ot 655- challenge. a satiracal flavor to the Soup and the casual So what if the people are stupid? They Q- Did you do a lot of research for t he viewer laughs right along with the gag. agreed to be put in the public spotlight 5241 to be roic in With Honors? 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Montclair State's Environmental Group The Conservation Club is a Class I organization of the SGA ext. 5102 for further information M O N T 01 CIARION t - I Classifieds /Thursday, May 5, 1994 8 Portland 9 New York Kathleen- 10. Orlando He has the power of assuming . every.., imaginable.. shape! Fereonaie Sigmas- S u zy Thank you for a great year! I love you all so much. Leti, Love, Caruso To all the American G irls love always, Joanne K. M aybe next we ll do Figaro! G razie, la mia I w ill never understand you. bella Susannelta! Dave (Truffle), Phillip Natalee (Sigma), il tuo Cherubino You are w orse than a god damn billboard. You are the best! W e love you more than Your Fav Friend Buddy To all, life! I To Joanne and Dawn Marie (Tri-Sigma), N o room for personals except to Brian, Beth, I am so happy to be a part of your family. Joane C. Alissa, Micky and her. To the best family (Tri SigmaJJill, Melissa, Jen Thank you for everything guys! I love you Congratulations! I know you'll do a great M ick H. and Krista- both. job! You're the greatest!! V.P.V.P.V.P. I love you! Kathy Luv, Mich 1 73 Love, Ed! Perhaps this is a lesson on the correct w a y to Tw o hot single women searching for hot NataleeSigma write personals. Pam (D-Phi-E), single (or not) men I love you just the way you are! Congratulations little! It's over, aren't you respond in M ontclarion Love, Joanne # 1 7 3 glad you stuck with it? W e know who you are. Your bragging got Love your big, A H 1 1 1 Jen M . To my little Jana and little little Jenn- you no where. Don't go out alone! W h a t would I do without you to bitch to and Sigma's the shit and I love you both. To whoever stole NBA showdown, mooch off of? Love "Big " Joanne # 1 7 3 Please bring it back so Hakeem can shit on Your chump roommate You're messing with the wrong people! some people. Dianna- Chelsea Clinton, I'm here for you my little samma tau. # 173- 1 st Lady and 2nd lady- Never forget that I'm always here for you. Love, Joanne Maybe friends is whatyou need so you don't She comes! She comes! She comes! Don't hesitate to call - I'm a good listener. write cheesey personals about people. 3rd Lady Love, Danny B Predicted order of this season's finish: 1. Seattle Joan (Sigmaf- Slaves- Elizabeth (Sigma), 2. Chicago You go Prez! Sigma's gonna be on lop! (As On your toes, now! Thanks for being there. You're done more for 3. Indiana if we re not already!!) me than I coulcJ ever ask for. 4. Phoenix Love your VP C aruso Lauren and Janie, Love, "little" Melissa 5. Houston I ain't bein' no thug if I gotta wear a stocking 6. San Antonio Spittaine- over my face!! Plant your own garden and decorate your 7. Golden State N o orange suit please ( and I'm puking first). Suzanne owrt soul instead of waiting for someone to Looks like a Vivarin night. The big one's only 12 hours away. You could have paid more attention in class, but tonight you've gotta cram. First, you better keep those eyes from closing. Revive with Vivarin. Safe as coffee, it helps keep you awake and mentally alert for hours. So when your most difficult problem to solve is how to stay awake... make it a Vivarin night! Revive with VIVARIN.* Um only m tffrta M . C o n * k * c d W n i I to 2 cup* of OOtftM 0 0 M O N T LL CLARION Classifieds /Thursday, May 5, 1994 bring you flowers. W ha t would I do without you? You guys are Thetos- Hey guys, the best! Can't wait for the formal. It's going to be Found my keys under three feet of laundry. Jen M . Love, Michelle great. Let's go get beer Somewhere, someday.. you'll find that red Monica Steinshitz helicopter and it w ill w iskyo u away to a land Brian (2 0 5 C Clove) where no one is named M ike, fire drills don't Do you have a girl set up in every dorm? Stop Mich- Stimpy, exist and Chinese food is free. creepin before y o u r------falls off. N o more late night talks or bed friends. I'll I'm watching you! M elissa Ha Ha Ha miss you lots over the summer, thanks for The floating head being the best roomie ever! Victor (Tri Sigma), To the guys who ate their way through LoveMel Gail, W he n is all this going to end - three for three Boston, No toppings!!!! and still going. Even though the bus arrived five hours late Nat (Sigma), Love, our daughter Love, Ed! (Moe) and I didn't get to see the "green monster," W h o loves you babe? N o one like me! the trip was still worth it. Love, Joanie Jasmine, To Tri-Sigma Epsilon class, Love, Michelle You love my feet! Congratulations! You guys were the best to To the freshman class of '9 3 -9 4 , Brenda pledge with. I love you! Dear Martin, You should all learn how to mind your own Kathy Z K 7 3 You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You damn business!! # 25, make me happy when skies are grey. You'll Upperclass So, who's next at bat? W ic ky, never know, dear how much I LOVE Y O U . I can drink you under the table any day. Please don't take my sunshine away...in M r. Bags- G . Pank, Mich minor. i miss the view and those late nights. Just Eeeww! Ella es gorda! Your girl, Ceci remember that you could have lived right by Guess who? Congrats to the 47th executive board of me. Sigma Delta Phi! Spallet (Tri Sigma), Humphrey, It's karmic. H e 's out of the Hse- Loveitt, Lyle, and that is Drooz- I miss our overnight visits. why we walk. Remember when we first met and you hated -Sally C assie (Phi Sig), Love, Ed! me! N ow things have changed, I really w ill I will trade one of your cries for one of my m iss you W ickie! Natalee (Sigma), laughs any day! Spring Fest '9 4 Love, Mel I love you! Kick a ss and take names! ISPL Cari Hey Olga, let's do sumo reggae! Love, your little little Love, Ceci Rizo, Jeanine (Phi Sig)- Nothing can keep us away from McDonald's. Nasus, Congratulations and welcome to the family! Hey Jeanette! N ot even "the fence." Have fun at the Senior And I.. .will always love Sue! Love your grand big, Ann M arie Thanks for the hairdo, dude! Sup sup. . .Gus, Bash and don't get too sick. Love, Two Princes G u s..l like you... mouse laugh (dead mouse). Love, Sandy Tricia and Doris (Phi Sig), Love you always, Ceci Consuela, W ha t are we pledging again??? Watch out To the Mu class of Delta Phi Epsilon- Life's not just a bowl of Larries! for the falling rocks! IPSL, Debbie (Sigma)- It's over! Congratulations! Welcome to sister Conchita Anne M a rie I should've remembered that the only things hood. that loves you back is pepperoni! I love you! Love, Samantha A H 1 2 0 M elissa, Debbie (Sigma), -Joanie (Prez) Have any Tide and $ 1.50? W e 're gonna have fun this summer rockin To the one who lights up my life, Mt. St. Steinshitz and Suey and rollin! Brothers of AKPsi, Don't forget that we are equal - 4 0 / 4 0 and Lovejoanie (the 47th Prez) Thanks for letting me be your president. I'll do that I am the better cards player. Steinshitz, my damnest next year! Love, Sweetheart Went to a part last Saturday night... Shawn (Tri Sigma), Chad Sally's Mom Congratulations, little little! I'm so proud of Over Lot!!!!! you and you're the perfect addition to our Kevin (Senate), Stacy F, family! I love you! Sigma love and sister Thanks for the other night. You made me Jen Y. (Sigma), Eh? - Ehi, Figaro! hood. realize we never lost what we once had. You're the best big! Your big big forever, Michelle -L.K. Love your little KathLEEEN! Lollipops ruin your...teeth. To the newest sisters of Tri Sigma, Shawn, To the apestosa line: K ris (Sigma), Suzy Allison, Kathy, Jen and Jen: You think you're hot shit, but you're cold TREE! TREE! TREE! TREE! Yes, you have Congratulations girls! I'm so proud to call you diahrrea. But we love you regardless. friends! Lauren, my sisters! -from the '9 3 lines Love, Big Wanna go to "Alex's?" Sigma love and mine, M ichelle Suzy Caruso (Sigma), Gamma Phi, Christine (Tri Sigma): A summer in Mannasquan with me w ill The great eight! Love you! Jim TKE- Thanks for everything last Saturday! O .O .C . change you! W e 're gonna kiss a lot of boys! Love, Brenda Are you certain?...Oh, of course you are. was in effect! Let's hear it for weekend! (I Love, Joanie Sue haven't done that since freshman year). You Jen O . (Sigma), are the bestest best friend in the whole world! To the Syrians- But I do love you twin!! Maddie, Love, me I'll miss you guys when you're gone! I'll never Love, April (Sigma) M y locker has been rather lonely recently... forget all the times we've shared. Syrians Sutz Debbie and Traci (Tri Sigma): know how to treat a woman right! Pam (Sigma), Thanks for taking care of me on Saturday! Sang any songs upside down in the parking Janie, lot, lately? Next time, form a Charlie rescue squad Love, Brenda BEFORE the party! Suzy Considering Graduating? ROWAN COLLEGE OF NEW JERSEY Michelle (Sigma), Considering Graduate School? GRADUATE SCHOOL H o w 's the pickle? W ha t's the difference between Brian M c N a ir üla&sboro, N.J. 08028 Then Consider. Love, your summer roommate and a pencil? The one with the eraser has a PLEASE SEND ME INFORMATION ABOUT bigger point. □ MBA in Business Administration ü MA in Public Relations □ MST in Teaching W e weren't that bad in February '9 4 , were MA in Education □ Administration □ Special Education we? He called. To Boniface, □ Environmental □ School Psychology □ Ubnuy □ Student Personnel Love, Mardi G ras It's about time that you go to the Y M C A and □ Reading □ Teaching bathe. N am e___ S.S.# ______4 A 1 7 A , Our room is clean! Yeah! Addres*_ Love, 4 A 1 7 B Tootsie Pop, Ciry____ State M y woobie is still out on loan. W h e n you College non- at tending __ ivtoivr no C IA R IO N ¿ 0 Classifieds /Thursday, May 5, 1994 Classifieds Pci»t time phone work. 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Spon sored by the Hum Crazy Saloon in Clifton. 620 Van Houten Ave. Call 773-7865 • It's*■ ^ everyv^riere i « U M family needs P A helper, you. want to toe. sports, cook easy eightyeanold eves. © V i m USA Inc 199* Michelle, I love you Baby and I’m really proud of you. Joanne To American girls, I hope I'll understand you one day. Philippe C ra zy shout outs to the Brady Bunch and the IVK )1^I 24 CIARION Classifieds /Thursday, May 5, 1994 Congratulations! You are the best little and I I know we g irls don't see each other that P S. Next time none of us are driving! love you a whole bunch. You did a great job! C hris Webber got itgoin' on K.E. got it goin' much, but "we still got it going on." Love, your big Lori Z K 6 2 on Phi Beta Phi Beta Phi Beta Sigma got it P S. I.C .U. part II ' Joan (Sigma), goin on. Peace. 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CIARION // Thursday, May 5, 1994 ALL DRESSED UP WITH NOWHERE Banged-up Red Hawks TO GO: Freshman midfielder Frank Morano trots off of take ECAC Metro title Sprague Field and heads to the sidelines during by Maureen K. McLeer sicknesses could not deter MSU (11-1, MSU's 18-13 win over Collectively, the MSU lacrosse team 10-0 KnickerbockerConference), which Drear University in the could have been considered a group of topped Drew, 18-12 in the final on Sun ECAC Metro Near “walking wounded” heading into the day afternoon at Sprague Field to cap Jersey-Near York title KCAC Metro New Jersey-New York ture the ECAC title. game on Sunday. Tournament this past weekend. Morano netted taro goals in the orin. Despite the See “A View From The championship victory, Pressbox” on lacrosse’s however, the Red Hawks Lacrosse will not he appearing in NCAA snub / p. 31 the NCAA Division III With Matt Klank suffering from a tournament because only still undetermined ailment, Niles Furlog “Me and Tommy (Drew coach eight teams qualify. playing on a bad knee, Roger Weldon Leanos) have probably the two most Thus, MSU dosed this battling dehydration and Neil Blaney different approaches to lacrosse as any campaign with an II- hampered by a pulled hamstring, the two coaches in the country,” said MSU game winning streak to Red Hawks had several reasons to be head coach Doug Alsofrom. finish the season at II-l concerned with both Upsala College “I was surprised when they tried to and an undefeated and Drew University, their opponents keep up with us, but at the same time I conference mark. on Friday night and Sunday afternoon was delighted. We set the pace of the respectively. Al Langer/Montclarion Yet even the slew of injuries and continued on fìnge 3 / Glauber sparkles In spanking of Ramapo by Brian Falzarano w ith two singles. He also scored two runs Keith Glauber found a way to do and had two RBI, giving him 43 on the something that Wile E. Coyote was season. T he junior third baseman now nevercapable o f doing - he bewildered has 58 hits on the season, leaving him and befuddled the Roadrunner. within 28 hits of tying the Red Hawk Actually, he left 10 Roadrunnersshak- single season record set by Pepe I lerrero ing their heads in disbelief. That is the (86) in 1987. number of Ramapo hitters he struck out Others making noise at the plate were over seven innings en route to a 14-4 Dan Massaro (3-for-4. one of M SU’s four win over a punchless Ramapo team on doubles), Rob DiLaurenzio (2-for-3, two Monday in Mahwah. RBI)andTonv “Tippy” Martinez(2-for- The Roadrunners arc a classic exer 3, three runs scored, two walks). cise in futility, losers of 32 games in a Prior to the Ramapo win, the Red row, including a 28-game drought in the Hawks saw their eight-game win streak come to an end as Stan Bazydlo was vic timized again. Bazydlo blew his third Baseball save of the season, letting the cap off of a 15-13 lead as Rutgers-Camden downed NJAC. Against MSU (20-8,11 -3 NJAC), MSU, 16-15 in the opener of a double- though, the Roadrunners (0-24, 0-11) header. Bazydlo has not fared well as were rendered punch-drunk. MSU’s closer, gaining only two saves while Glauber (4-2) went through their going 0-2 with a 7.64 ERA. Al Langer/Montclarion lineup like a hot knife though butter, “Anytime you’re not successful it has effectively using a good fastball and a MSU shortstop Tony Martinez slides home safely to give the Red Hawks one of their 17 an effect on you,” Schoenig said. “What solid breaking ball. In his 100-pitch runs in an NJAC victory over Ramapo on Friday at Pittser Field. you have to do as a short reliever is have stint, he yielded only six hits and one tough skin. It’s the toughest role on a earned run while surrendering only one AfterTuesday, it isapparent that the taken by an ant farm. But it wasn’t if ballclub. Asa junior, I would hope that he walk. The remarkable thing about this Red Hawks have found another de you ask Schoenig. would be ready for his next opportunity is that the junior transfer from North pendable arm. Schoenig said that “1 think they have to motivate them and pitch as well as he can.” Carolina-Greensboro has been a reliever. ' Glauber will now be a spot starter and a selves,” Schoenig said of his players. Yezza hit a three-run homer, and both “Keith needed to get on the mound, short reliever the rest of the way. “You can only say the same thing so he and Rob DiLaurenzio had three hits in and since he needed to get on the Another problem that MSU could many times.” M SU’s 9-7 win in the nightcap. mound, 1 thought Ramapo was a good have faced against Ramapo was motiva For the day, a balanced hitting at time for him to get innings and to de tion. Motivating the Red Hawks could tack quelled any cause for concern, See related story on baseball’s velop a pitch count,” said MSU coach have been as difficult as trying to con bashing 15 hits. Ralph Yezza kept his remaining games / p. 30. Norm Schoenig. vince Green Berets they could be over- quest to hit .500 alive by going 2-for-4 MONT CLARION Sports/Thursday, May 5, 1994 — Red Hawks settle for split with Salisbury Kean is MSU's main concern Despite loss, head into conference tourney playing well Although an upset over Trenton State in its second game tomorrow by Keith A. Idee THEY CAN’T TOUCH would be ideal, the MSU softball Things could be better for the MSU THE SLOW STUFF: team is primarily concerned with softball team. Freshman right-hander Kean College, its first opponent in The Red Hawks could use a com ChreyllMpez, known for her the final round of the NJAC tourna pletely healthy Robyn Baron to anchor slow pitches that href) hit ment tomorrow. their pitching staff. T hey could also do ters off-balance, attempts to “Kean has been hot and cold this get a Salisbury State hitter season,” said MSU head coach Anita out during Tuesday's Kubicka. “But they can play the Softball doubleheader with the Sea spoiler because that game is a must- GuUs at the Qtiarry Fields. w in for us. T hey’ve beat some teams MSU won the first game of that they weren’t expected to, so without the nagging injuries to most of the twin-bill, 5-1, but we’re going into this one very cau their starters around the diamond. dropped the nightcap, 12- tious.” But considering all that the Red 9. Lopez, who gave up her T he Red Hawks, who will play I lawks have had to deal with this season first earned runs of the sea the Cougars at 11 a.m. at Rowan (winningstreaks, losing streaks, a player son against Salisbury, is College, will advance to the follow quitting), they’re playing solid softball currently undefeated (5- ing single-elimination round on Sat and arc as ready as they’re going to be 0)and has been able to pick urday regardless of the outcome of for the NJAC tournament’s final round, up the slack since sopho theTrenton State game, if they can which begins tomorrow at Rowan Col more right-hander Robyn top Kean. lege. Baron went down with an If they lose to Kean (20-20, 2-6), “We have some injuries,” said MSU injured pitching shoulder. the Red Hawks will be forced to head coach Anita Kubicka. “The days (See a feature story on Lopez beat Trenton State to move on. o ff will do us good because the players on p. 30). M SI’, ranked No. 11 in the latest are a little tired right now.” Division III national poll, has beat Although there is no time for a day off Al Langer/Montclarion Kean twice this season (10-1 on April at this point in the season, the Red 1 and 9-5 on April 9) and has lost to Hawks had a light practice yesterday the Cougars once (12-10 on April 9). and have the same plan for today. led the way for MSU, going 2-for-3 with nate in the nightcap, as Salisbury State T h e Red Haw ks have not fared as In its most recent action, MSU - an RBI and a run scored. Kristi was able to tee off on starter Cheryl well with the Lions, however, drop winners of 12 of its last 14 game - split Kuchinski added two doubles, an RBI Lopez and Warnock, who relieved the ping all three contests to their NJAC a doublcheader with non-conference foe and two runs scored for the winners. freshman for the final two innings, re nemisis this season (7-1 on April 2 Salisbury State of Maryland at the Quarry The seniorcatcher now holds the MSU sulting in a 12-9 Sea Gull win. and 6-0, 13-4 on April 18). Trenton Fields on Tuesday. career record for doubles with 42, break MSU held a 5-2 advantage going into State (39-3, 7-1) is the No. 1 ranked In the first game, the Red Hawks ing Lois Fyfe’s old mark of 40 set from the sixth inning, but Salisbury State team in the country. (27-15, 2-6 NJAC) scored a run in each 1989-92. erupted for seven runs in that inning. T h e championship game is set for of the first three innings to build a com Sophomore right-hander Denise Second baseman Nicole Urban and 4 p.m. on Saturday at Rowan. fortable lead against the Sea Gulls en Warnock hurled a complete game, four- shortstop keyed the Sea Gulls’ surge in route to a 5-1 victory. hit shutout for MSU. - Keith A. Idee Junior second baseman Jenn Flinn T he Red Hawks were not as fortu continued on page 31 MSU m en’s tennis places MSU Sports Schedule fourth in NJAC tournament Thursday, May 5: by Karl Lomberk Baseball (home) vs. Jersey City State College, 3:30 p.m. MSU finished with eight points. In its final appearance of a 6-7 cam The Red I lawks, who finished 2-4 in Friday, May 6: paign, the MSU m en’s tennis team took NJAC matches, had three singles play Softball (away) vs. Kean College, 11 a.m.; vs. Trenton State College, a fourth place finish in the 10th Annual ers that sported winning records head 4 p.m. in the NJAC Championships at Rowan College. NJAC Men’sTennisChampionship this ing into yesterday’s season-ending Baseball (home) vs. Rutgers-Newark, 3:30 p.m. past weedkend at Veteran’s Park in match with New Jersey Tech at the Hamilton. Red Hawks Courts. Saturday, May 7: Freshman Pete Beckus was the lone Anthony Shorn (first) was 8-5, Baseball (away) vs. Eastern Connecticut, 7 p.m. Red Hawk to come away with a tourna Beckus was 10-5 and O ’Connell was 8- Softball (away) vs. a yet-to-bc-determined opponent in NJAC ment victory, taking the third singles 7. The doubles team of O’Connell and Championships at Rowan College, TBA crown by defeating Krik Travel of Kanowith was 7-3, while Shorn and Beckus stood at 7-3. Rowan College, 6-1, 6-3. Sunday, May 8: The tandem of Dan Kanowith and Trenton State (13-2,6-0 NJAC) fin Baseball (away) vs. Eastern Connecticut, 1 p.m. Craig O ’Connell were the runners-up ished as the regular season conference in the No. 2doublescompetition. They champion and was followed by Rutgers- Tuesday, May 10: fell to Peter Flmalis and JackCieniewicz Newark (12-5, 5-1) and Rutgers- Baseball (away) vs. College of Staten Island, TBA. of Rutgers-Newark, 6-3, 6-4. Camdcn (8-7,4-2). Trenton State, which has won or ED ITO R ’S NOTE: Yesterday’s fi •Spring sports team s’ home game and match sites: baseball (Pittser shared the title the last five years, col nal match with New Jersey Tech was Field), softball (Quarry F'ields), lacrosse (Sprague Field), m en’s tennis (The lected 19 team points to edge Rutgers- cancelled at the last minute. A season Red Hawk Courts). Newark, which accumulated 15 points. review will appear next week. MONT CI AR I ON 29 ------Sports/Thursday, May 5, 1994 ------Cheryl Lopez: M SV softball's Baseball seeks to soft-tossing freshman hurler realize broad goals b\ Keith A. Idee moned the Highland Park native to Nothing he says should come as a Jersey City State, a team in the low< Coming into the season, freshman take the mound. Since she was new to surprise anymore. But MSU coach portion of the conference, should n< Cheryl Lopez didn’t expect to see much it all and expectations were not high, Norm Schocnig has yet another set of be a problem. But Rutgers-Newark playing time. In fact, she didn’t antici Lopez didn’t feel the pressure at first. expectations. fighting for a playoff spot, making th pate spendingany time as pitcher for the “Coach Kubicka just wanted me to “l‘m planning on being 13-3 in the game that much more important. Red Hawks. give three solid innings in the begin conference come Friday night,” he “Obviously, w e’re in a positio ning,” said Lopez. “After I kept pitch said. “And not being 13-3 would be a where we've got to win - we don ing well, I started to feel a little pres major disappointment.” have to win two baseball games - bi sure because the team started to ex One should not be surprised at a we’re more than capable of winnin pect me to pitch well.” statement like this. Considering the twoand I’d be extremely disappointe Lopez, w ho basically throws only a nerve many thought he had last year if we d id n’t win both of those games i fastball and a change-up, is currently when he said he expected his team to home,” said Schocnig. sportinga 5-0 record to go with a minute make the College World Scries, this is “They’re two very good baseba ERA of 1.20. like a statement made in passing. teams and they can certainly beat you, The lack of velocity on Lopez’ fast Accomplishing that may be tough, added the seventh-year coach, “bt ball - as compared to the average col though. The only thing that the Red w e’re good and 1 think we should bet lege pitcher - have consistently kept I lawks may have to show for being 13- them .” opposing hitter off balance and has 3 in one of the nation’s toughest Divi “W hether we do or not is up to th been the key ingredient in her success sion III conferences is a second place players.” Al Langer/Montclarion on the hill. finish to Trenton State (27-5, 13-2 RED HAWK NOTES.....Georg I.opez has been a steady force for the Red “A lot of the hitters aren’t used to NJAC). If the Lions lose to Rutgers- Salinovich is out a week with a wea Hawks since she was called upon to pitch. anyslowpitchingthattheyswingmuch Camden, which is not an unreal possi muscle in the posterior o f his rotate sooner than they should,” Lopez ex bility, then MSU can gain first place cuff. Due to what Schocnig calle After all, MSU had a talented staff of plained. “I’ve also been able to hit the based on tiebreakers. “poorpitchingmechanics,”Salinovic right-handers that included sophomore corners with a lot of pitches.” First things first, though. This puts too much emphasis on his rotate transfer Robyn Baron, senior Michelle “She’s stepped in an done a great week, MSU has Jersey City State and cuff when he throws.....Sophomor Serio and sophomore Denise Warnock. job for us,” Kubicka said. “S he’s very Rutgers-Newark on consecutive days right-hander John Carlon will b But when Baron was forced to take composed out there.” at Pittser Field beginning today. counted on to come up big. “H e’s on some time off with a torn ligament in her She might not be a typical ace, but T hey already downed the Gothic number one pitcher," said MSU’ pitching shoulder and Serio quit the she’s not bad for someone that no one Knights (10-1 on April 22) and blasted coach. squad, head coach Anita Kubicka sum knew could pitch. the Raiders (17-6 on April 7). Beating - Brian Falzaran WHY SELL YOUR BOOKS? OFF YOUR We buy all books with current market value • TEXTBOOKS RAPIDLY BECOME OBSOLETE! 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His suspension I'hc Red I lawks, whichdcfcatcd two for an intolerable overall display in Game top 20 teams (Drew twice and SUNY- 2 of the San Antonio-Utah Scries cost Albany), w ill now have tospend the off his team Game 3 and possibly a shot at season w ondering how they’d have fared advancing to the Western Conference in the NCAA’s because the strength of Finals, as Utah jumped ahead 2-1. His MSU lacrosse just another their schedule was deemed unworthy absence in the third game allowed for inclusion amongst the Elite Eight. KARU M ALONE and the Jazz to take The toughest pill toswallow for MSU it to the Rodman-less Spurs. Now maybe victim of the NCAA system is that there will be no next year for six the San Antonio brass and JOHN of the senior Red Hawkson this season’s LUCAS will force Rodman to be a re Whoever said that people that work lacrosse team fell victim to the numbers roster. So they’ll forever wonder what sponsible human being for a change. hard will be rewarded or at least offered game. could have been. That “just let Dennis be Dennis” stuff further opportunities for their efforts I'hc Red Hawks, currently the No. To combat this problem from occur is a tired old tunc. It’s time for the certainly didn’t work for the NCAA. 25 ranked team in Division III, have ring again next year, MSU head coach game’s best rebounder/most complex And theold adage hasn't been passed won their last 11 games and also took Doug Alsofrom is planning to get some individual to face the music.....It’s a on to those who work for the governing the ECAC Metro New Jersey-New York more of the upper-echelon Division 111 shame that Q U IN N BUCKNER had to body of most of this country’s colleges title this past weekend (sec p. 28). teams on the schedule. That may be a learn the hard way that unless your name and universities cither. I low else could You’d figure that a nationally ranked problem, unless an early season tourna is PAT RILEY, a coach at the NBA one explain how only eight teams qualify team that finished the season 11-1 and ment can be set up. You see, most of level has to adjust to the personalities of for the NCAA Division 111 lacrosse tour hasn’t lost a game in almost two months those teams don’t want to play any “out his players, and not vice versa. Hope nament? would be an unquestionable choice for siders” later in the season when an fully NBC will give Buckner his old job Financial considerations are glaring a bid by the selection committee. In NCAA bid is on the line. back. It would be great to again have factors, and since a sport like lacrosse is basketball and baseball that would be That leaves us with a significant ques someone to consistently question the not a so-called “money sport,” many true. Not in lacrosse, however. tion to ponder. Instead of everyone often ridiculous statements that BILL dedicated athletes don’t get chances to Only the top eight nationally ranked working around an obvious problem, W ALTON makes.....It should take the participate in national tournaments. programs take part in the tournament. shouldn’t the NCAA admit its past mis entire summer for the Nets’ JAYSON That harsh reality was evident on Usually, teams from northern New York takes and devise a solution to that prob WILLIAMS to get his foot out of his this campus recently when the MSU and Maryland comprise that group. lem? mouth.....Have a nice week. Softball - playoffs, from page 29 Call the Red Hawks Sports Hotline for all of the latest and up-to-date information on your the sixth with two hits and an RBI each RED IIAWK N O TES....A major rea favorite MSU athletic team: (201) 655-7645. as they sent 13 batters to the plate. son for MSU’s recent success has been The Red Hawks responded w ith four the play of Flinn. T he Blackwood na runs in the bottom of the sixth, only to tive is ripping the ball at a .500 clip for allow Salisbury State to plate three more the season (67-for-134) and has already Lacrosse - EC AC’s, from page 28 in the top of the seventh to secure the eclipsed the school’s single-season win. records for hits (67) and runs scored game, even though it wasn’t the type of man midfielder Frank Morano scored “I’m a little disappointed with that (50). The crafty second baseman has game that we thought we’d get into two goals apiece. type of loss,’’said Kubicka. “But overall also committed just three errors and has w ith them.” MSU also benefitted from superior we’ve been playing well lately.” a team-high seven stolen bases. Alsofrom was also delighted to watch defensive play in the win, allowing Drew' Klank, Blaney and Keith Van N ess pace just 20 second-half shots. For the game, the Red Hawks to their 11th straight MSU shot an impressive 43 percent (18- In the bleachers... victory. of-42). Drew, on the other hand, was Klank, a junior attackman, netted six only able to connect on 12-of-51 shots goals for MSU and was named tourna (24 percent). Senior midfielder Alex ment MVP for h is effort. The four goals Previdi paced the Drew offense with he scored over a 14:09 period of the first three goals, all in the first half. half were critical in MSU’s building of a To reach the final, MSU defeated 9-6 halftime lead. Upsala, 18-12 at home on F’riday night. “Drew' tried to shut down Neil and Van N ess threw in seven goals for the Keith and kind of forgot about Matt,” Red Hawks, while Bill and junior Alsofrom explained. “I Ie’s been drag attackman Mike Bruton chipped in with ging lately because he’s been sick, but three scores each. his shots were very crisp. He knew that RED I IAWK N O TES.....Blaney had he had an inferior defender on him and seven assists in the win over Upsala, he took advantage of it.” giving him 107 over his career. He is Blaney, a senior who has been play currently the MSU career leader in that ing the attack position due to the ham category, after shattering the old mark string injury, added three goals and four of 85.....Despite its impressive record, assists for MSU. Van Ness, a senior MSU does not figure to get a bid to the midfielder, contributed four goals and NCAA tournament because only eight two assists in the w inning effort, while teams receive bids to the Division III senior midfielder Chris Bill and fresh affair. (See column above.) I V IO I S T I C I A R I O N 31 MONTCIARION MSU baseball set to take care of business in remaining games (p. 30)«Men's tennis recap (Lomberk, p. 29) May 5, 1994 • uOnr 67th Year of Service" • Volume 73 No. 26 NO REWARD FOR LACROSSE After winning the ECAC championship, MSU will not get a chance in the NCAA tourney (McLeer, p. 28; Pressbox - Idee, p. 31) < » Photos by AJ Langor/Monfcfefrion Softball gears up for NJACs (p. 29)»MSU Sports Schedule (p. 29)*Softball's Lopez opening eyes (p. 30)