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Shook Twins prove that two is better than one
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The Shook Twins - photo by Lisa Wareham EXCLUSIVELY AT As far as the SiDEKiCK is concerned Katelyn asserts has been an awesome place the video on their MySpace page.) there are only two kinds of bands – those to start their career. “We fi rst performed the song two years that blow us away and leave us begging “Th ere are fi ve or six great places for us ago for a Halloween show and the crowd for more, and everyone else who we forget to play in Sandpoint,” says Katelyn. “Plus went absolutely nuts,” recollects Katelyn. about in a way that would make a goldfi sh everyone in town is so supportive of our “It always goes over best when people are jealous. Th e forgettable bands may get an music even thought they hear the same 12 a little drunk. Laurie also likes to drop 232 N. Howard article in the SiDEKiCK, but only those in songs every time we play.” the beat when no one is paying attention Spokane, Wa 99201 the fi rst category are eligible for the presti- Recently the twins put their technical – everyone turns their head because they (509) 456-7479 gious title of SiDEKiCK Pick of the Issue. skills to use to self-record a live album at the think it is a beat machine but when they Th is issue’s recommendation for the show One World Café in Moscow, Idaho. Four see it’s Laurie making the sound they get not to miss goes to Th e Shook Twins, an tracks from this recording confused. It’s a really nice at- eclectic acoustic duo comprised of twin are available online at the tention getter.” The Shook Twins sisters Katelyn and Laurie Shook, a pair of Shook Twin’s Myspace page While Katelyn wouldn’t MS KITTY’S Fri, Feb. 2nd, 9 p.m. extremely talented sisters who will per- (www.myspace.com/shookt- promise to perform the Med- ADULT EMPORIUM Brooklyn Nights Since 1984 form on Friday, February 2nd at Brooklyn wins). Th ese amazing tracks 21+ ley at Brooklyn Nights, she (509) 835-4177 Nights in downtown Spokane. are what caught the SiDE- didn’t say it was out of the When you listen to the Shook Twins, KiCK’s attention. We are question. Th e more people even live, it’s hard to imagine that the still amazed that they were able to capture who are there, and the more DVD & VHS dynamic sound they create is coming from such a dynamic sound with just two people adult beverages consumed, the more likely Sales & Rentals just two people with little but their acous- – we can barely chew gum and walk at the you are to hear the Beat-box Medley. And tic guitars and voices. Th eir music has the same time let alone sing a two part harmony even if they don’t play the song, it’s just one Magazines simple beauty of Alison Krauss, their voices while playing the guitar (plus some occa- part of an impressive collection of music Gag Gifts combine like the Mamas and the Papas sional beat-boxing). that deserves a large audience. Leather (minus the Papas) and Laurie can beat-box “Everything you hear is just Laurie and Brooklyn Nights is located at 122 S. Lingerie like the Fat Boys. (More on beat-boxing a I,” explains Katelyn. “Laurie has a looper Monroe Street in downtown Spokane Lotions little later.) Th ey may be twin sisters but that she is able to record tracks with and located directly behind Far West Billiards. Body Jewelry these two musicians have created an unbe- them loop them back, but all of the drum Th e show is 21+ only, though they’ll also be lievable harmony stemming from a bond sounds are Laurie on the mic beat-boxing.” playing an all ages show at Caterina Winery that transcends their short years. According to Katelyn, her sister learned on Saturday, February 17th at 8 p.m. Th e “Laurie and I have both been singing how to beat-box back in high school when Brooklyn Night show starts at 9 p.m on Fri- SUPERBOWL SALE!!! since we were in 5th grade and spent a Th e Standards, an a cappella group from day, February 2nd. For more information or You choose any one good nine years in choir,” explains Katelyn. Twin Falls, gave a performance in Sand- to hear samples from the Shook Twins, look “But it wasn’t until we were seniors in high point. Laurie was blown away and started online at www.SpokaneSiDEKiCK.com. † item and we will sell it to school that we started playing the guitar. practicing with the band and had it down you for HALF PRICE! We only had a couple of lessons that didn’t in just one day. She even got to perform Blue Canoe in Brooklyn go so well, so we pretty much taught our- on stage with Th e Standards at the concert. selves how to play.” While Laurie doesn’t beat-box during most Bob Gallagher, owner of 4000 Holes, will be performing with his band Blue While they have been singing for as tracks, when she does break it out she can Canoe at Brooklyn Nights on Saturday, 535-2378 long as they can remember, the sisters of- defi nitely turn some heads. January 27th at 9 p.m. Bob has been fi cially started playing together as a band Th e twins have one song, playfully titled an important part of the Spokane music Credit in 2003 while in college at the University the “Beat-box Medley,” that’s a jumble of scene for years as both a performer and & Debit of Idaho where they were both studying rap and R&B hits mixed into one eclectic a keeper of the tunes. You can fi nd his record store at 1610 N. Monroe St. where digital media production. Now graduated, cappella song. From “Drop it Like It’s Hot” they cary a large selection of records, Spokane Store - 6311 E. Sprague the twins are focusing on their music from to “Turn the Lights Down Low,” the song CD’s and albums by local artists. their hometown of Sandpoint, a town that has a little of everything. (You can watch Bozeman Store - 12 N. Willson
Everybody Needs a SiDEKiCK – www.SpokaneSiDEKiCK.com – Volume 2, Issue 2 – Thursday, January 25th, 2006 – The Spokane SiDEKiCK – Page 3 Hello loyal SiDEKiCK readers and welcome to our listener profi le classifi cation system – a fun, subjective and somewhat ridiculous breakdown of musical styles. Along with every article on upcoming concerts, you’ll notice a graphic of one of our listener profi les below. We’ve identifi ed seven different musical stereotypes in order to give readers a better idea of shows that might interest them in a quick, easy and entertaining way. Whatever graphic is found in the yellow circle accompanying an article is the type of listener who, we feel, might enjoy that particular performance.
Keep in mind that this isn’t an all-inclusive solution but, rather, a fun and games approach to categorize the many live shows that come through the Spokane area on a weekly basis. Also note that the gender designations are completely arbitrary – come to think of it, so is this whole method of profi ling – so use it only as a loose guide. We suspect that many of our readers will fall into more than one category, and that’s OK. We’re not pigeonholing you into a particular musical taste, we’re merely providing a guide to point you in the direction of whatever show you might feel like going to on a given night.
Party Girl Tattoo Guy The Hipster Rock Chick Feels most comfortable Emo Dude Borderline alcoholic, rock The Cowboy Frequents large clubs Can be seen anywhere, The Greek in torn jeans and a cut-off Thinks he likes punk chick might cut loose Likes his riffs tight and and anyplace with a DJ at any time, especially Packs large concert halls t-shirt, both of which were music, but really just and dance, or she might his jeans even tighter. or good swing band – so coffee shops, wine bars for top 40 bands, sugar probably ripped in a bar listens to Green Day a lot. be “that one chick” Can be spotted at classic long as there’s dancing in- and dives (the latter pop, mainstream rap, fi ght or moshpit. Body Enjoys coffee shop rock you see at every show rock shows and country volved. Can sing along to of which they frequent or anything you’re likely piercings, tattoos and/or and anything you’re likely resting her head on the line dance bars. Has a Eminem, The Black-Eyed in an attempt to be to see on MTV. Usually mohawks are standard. to hear at Warped Tour. As bar because she’s about deep and abiding respect Peas and probably a butt ironic.) Is as likely to dressed in bright colors Listens to anything loud, long as power chords are eight cocktails deep. for Lynyrd Skynyrd and rock ballad or two. Usually see Elvis Costello as an and accessorized more especially early Metal- involved in a big way, Emo Worships The Who and Toby Keith. dressed to kill and often East Coast hip hop band than a Swiss Army Knife. lica, before they started Dude will listen to it. Flaming Lips equally. drunk by 9:30. you’ve never heard of. to suck.
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Music SiDEKiCK Food Pick of the Issue: The Spokane SiDEKiCK, the area’s most complete arts The Shook Twins ...... pg. 3 Main Dish: Frank’s ...... pg. 18 and entertainment guide, is published every two weeks on Thursday and distributed free to hundreds of local businesses Spotlight: Matt Tansy ...... pg. 5 Back Burner: Molly’s ...... pg. 18 throughout Spokane and the Spokane Valley. It’s swell, really. Suicide Soup night ...... pg. 6 Comedy However, given the unpredictable nature of live events, all information pro- Blue Man Group ...... pg. 19 vided in this publication is subject to change without notice. The Spokane Smile Line Spark ...... pg. 7 SiDEKiCK is not responsible for any errors or omissions, though we might feel Everclear ...... pg. 8 Dan Cummins ...... pg. 21 kind of sheepish in the event of a glaring mistake. Aqualung ...... pg. 9 Ed McMahon ...... pg. 21 Alphabet Soup ...... pg. 9 Theatre SiDEKiCK STAFF C ...... pg. 10 Agnes of God ...... pg. 20 Publisher: Pacifi c Northwest Media Productions, LLC Music Briefs ...... pg. 10 Barefoot in the Park, Assasins ... pg. 20 [email protected] RAWK Final Four ...... pg. 11 Driving Miss Daisy ...... pg. 20 Production Manager: A.W. Rowse [email protected] Calendar ...... pgs. 12-13 Choose to Lose ...... pg. 20 Film Managing Editor: Brian Clark Features [email protected] Karaoke listings ...... pg. 14 Reel Review: Alpha Dog ...... pg. 22 Ad Sales: A.W. Rowse Straight outta my asstrology . pg. 14 Bottom Shelf: Constantine ...... pg. 22 [email protected] Crossword Puzzle ...... pg. 14 SFCC International fi lm festival .pg. 19
Writers: Katie Shampeny, A.W. Rowse, Amanda Chandler, Brian Letters From the Radical Middle .... pg. 15 Features
Clark, M.W. Fritz, Jeff Downz, Robert Thornley Hill, Nick Lambert Echoes from the Other Washington .. pg. 15 Drink of the Issue ...... pg. 23 Life in the ‘Kan ...... pg. 15 Crossword Solutions ...... pg. 23 To submit an event to the SiDEKiCK either go online to www. Sports We Salute: The Devoted ...... pg. 23 SpokaneSiDEKiCK.com and complete our online form, or send an Around the world in 80 plays .... pg. 16 email to [email protected]. Be sure to tell us Who, What, Where, When, Why, and How much. The SiDEKiCK lists all Spokane Chiefs ...... pg. 16 events (when we have room) free of charge. Super Bowl parties ...... pg. 16
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About We thought we’d provide an intellectual service (for once) and familiarize you a little with some of the lesser-known world religions in case you’re looking to our expand your spiritual realm into the quirky or just plain bizarre. Th e boxes on the bottom of several pages highlight a few religions we found interesting or, at the theme: very least, entertaining. As always, there’s a salute to the forgotten heroes involved with our theme on page 23, as well. Enjoy.
Page 4 – The Spokane SiDEKiCK – Thursday, January 25th, 2007 – Volume 2, Issue 2 – www.SpokaneSiDEKiCK.com – Everybody Needs a SiDEKiCK LiVE MUSiC ooklyn Nigh LOCAL ARTIST Br ts SPOTLIGHT Seven Years Absence NEW BEER SPECIALS! LIVE MUSIC BY MATT TANSY LIVE MUSIC TUESDAY Acoustic / Blues / Jazz By Brian Clark 1/26 - Dearly Departed WEDNESDAY LIVE MUSIC BY 6 FOOT OF SWING (Blues / Rock) One of my favorite things about writing mediocre rock band. Th ough he just sort of feat members of Viktor Novorski Swing Band 1/27 - Blue Canoe music articles is making inane comparisons trails off and stops short of saying they’ve (Bob from 4000 Holes) CUSTOMER APPRECIATION NIGHT between locally performing bands and evolved past mediocre status, I’ll say it. THURSDAY 1/2 Grilled Cheese Sandwich & Cup 2/2 - Ben Manke (5pm) nationally recognized groups that are im- Th ey are – currently and verifi ably – good. of Tomato Parmesan Soup - $3 The Shook Twins (9pm) Pint of PBR - $1 Live Jazz at 9 p.m. mediately accessible. Yet when I tried to do Th e transformation started in 2005, 2/3 - Viktor Nivorski that with Seven Years Absence, I drew a with Nick and his cousin Alan (who has Swing Band ORIGINAL LIVE MUSIC (Jazz / Acoustic / Lounge) complete blank. A little frustrated, when I since left the band and moved to Walla FRI & SAT See sidebar for details sat down with the band it became clear why Walla), slowly adding members and musi- this pigeonholing was so diffi cult. cally progressing. Th ough they formed over “We’re all extremely diff erent in terms of a year and a half ago, they’ve only played our musical styles,” drummer Mike Uhlen- a couple shows around town, last seen at kott admits. He gravitates more towards Th e Big Dipper sometime late last summer indie rock while bassist/backing vocalist (there’s some confl icting opinion of when Brian James goes more for the art rock the hell that was, exactly). scene, keyboardist/guitar- Th eir diff erent schedules and lifestyles ist Nick Lambert is into in general have led to a veritable stuff that’s a bit heavier paucity of live performances, 122 South Monroe, Appetizers & Deli Menu Available Seven Years 509-835-4177 Pre-Party before Big Easy Shows by comparison and lead Absence but they’ve managed to spend w/Garage Voice Located next to Brooklyn Deli, Fri 11 am - 2 am • Sat 6 pm - 2 am vocalist/rhythm guitarist Sat, Feb. 3, 9 p.m. a fair bit of time recording in kitty-corner from Big Easy Mon -Thur 11 am - 11 pm Casey Luport draws most of Empyrean Coffee House one basement or another. On 21+, $3 his roots from folksy singer/ (509) 838-9819 the day after the Super Bowl, songwriter fare. however, undoubtedly still “If Casey had his way, hungover, they’re heading into LIVE MUSIC we’d be playing nothing but folk and blue- the studio to start properly recording their grass,” Nick jokes. debut album. Th eir previously recorded Every Tues :: Reggae Night As it stands, Seven Years Absence plays demo tracks (a few of which you can check (Reggae / Dance) nothing of the sort. Th eir music is a highly out at www.myspace.com/sevenyearsab- Every Wed :: Skillet Jones emotional (though emo doesn’t seem to fi t) sence) sound pretty stellar without the glitz and th Funky-Fi Collectors medley of guitars and keyboards, with the of a studio and it should be pretty exciting (Funk / Reggae / Soul) occasional violins or mandolin thrown in to to see what they come up with. create a sound that I would best describe as Clearly I’m not the only one who thinks hyper-polished garage rock. Determined still they have promise. Recently, they’ve been Jan 25th :: College Night (DJ) to draw some sort of comparison, the only signed on to provide the soundtrack for one that comes to mind is Live circa Mental a fairly major studio fi lm that’ll be shot Jan 26th :: Milonga w/ Eddie Ramirez Jewelry, but that’s a really terrible juxtaposi- in Chicago this summer, where they’ll be (Latin / Acoustic / Roots Music) tion as it’s almost entirely based on the vocal stationed for several days recording original range and prowess that’s pretty astonishing songs for the “dark, coming-of-age” movie Jan 27th :: Laylah’s Drink on both counts (suffi ce it to say that Seven as Brian sort of sheepishly characterizes it, w/ The Foxy Sluts (Rock / Other) Years Absence boasts one of the best lead searching for a better description. singers you’ll see on the local circuit) but the More to the point, Seven Years Absence Feb 1st :: College Night (DJ) music is otherwise completely incomparable. can be seen at Th e Empyrean on Saturday, While they seem to have a similarly February 3rd with cross-state band Garage Feb 2nd :: Hempfest BeneÄ t diffi cult time categorizing their own sound, Voice and another guest to be named later. Feat. Mista Gemini, 3DoggDown Knothead, M-Dub, Rod Mac they’re undeniably excited about where it’s Th e former may or may not be headlining (Rap / Hip Hop / Freestyle) going. One thing they all seemed to talk depending, it seems, on whatever everybody about was how the band has evolved. feels like. Cover is only a buck a band (that’s Feb 16th :: Belt of Vapor “It started out as a complete artistic $3 for the numerically challenged) with mu- w/ Lines Collide, DB Cooper (Rock / Alternative / Reggae) release,” Brian stated, “but over time the sic getting underway at or around 9 p.m. As songwriting started improving and the Brian surmises, “Th ese are three good bands Feb 17th :: Braille music started coming together with it.” that deserve some exposure. We’re excited; it w/ Theory Hazit (Rap) Nick describes the transformation in should be a good opportunity to hear some more self-eff acing and sarcastic terms – I bands you’ve never heard before.” doubt he uttered a truly serious sentence all Th e Empyrean Coff ee House can be interview – saying that SYA started out as found at 154 S. Madison in downtown a really bad acoustic band, morphed into a Spokane. For more information, log onto mediocre acoustic band and fi nally into a www.spokanesidekick.com. † THE SPREAD 230 W. RIVERSIDE AVE :: 456-4515 :: 4 P.M. - 2 A.M.
Everybody Needs a SiDEKiCK – www.SpokaneSiDEKiCK.com – Volume 2, Issue 2 – Thursday, January 25th, 2006 – The Spokane SiDEKiCK – Page 5 LiVE MUSiC Suicide Soup Night at The Blvd
su·i·cide soup (soo-uh-sahyd soop) noun. 1. A liquid food made by combining the contents of numerous thealwayschangingimprovshowcasethe always changing improv showcase diff erent fl avors of soups into one large pot. 2. Being diverse in an eclectic manner.
By A.W. Rowse Locke, photo by Keegan McClung Th e Blvd is hosting an eclectic night of music on Friday, January 26th that will Also performing is Tokio Weigh Sta- pretty much have something for everyone. tion, a band that has exploded onto the MC extraordinaire Locke headlines the local scene. Th ey pretty much seem to night with support form indie rockers For be everywhere these days playing their Years Blue and Tokio Weigh Station and awesome blend of laid-back indie rock. the acoustic melodies of Th e Benjamin According to Brian Clark, Managing Gordon Project. Editor of the Spokane SiDEKiCK, “Th is As a general rule I don’t really like is a band with a musical set that begs to hip-hop, but Locke is a rare exception. be sung along with.” To learn the words, Originally from Spokane (but now calling check them out on MySpace at myspace. The AdventurAdventure e bbegins egins Seattle his home) Locke makes hip-hop com/tokioweighstation. You can also catch look easy. Th e fl ow comes them at Mootsy’s on Wednesday, January February 3rd naturally to Locke, leaving 31st along with Barcelona him more time to work on and Paper Genius. The 1st and 3rd SATURDAY of EVERY month Locke his progressive messages. w/ For Years Blue Opening the night is the Time: 9pm Cost: $5 ALL seats Tokio Weigh Station His songs make your body Benjamin Gordon Project Benjamin Gordon Project, Tickets available at the door or online at TicketsWest.com bounce but also carry a story Fri, Jan 26th, 9 p.m. a solo side venture of Ben (no coupons, group rate discounts or special offers) that’s worth listening to. The Blvd Hamm, lead singer of Fine 815 W Garland Ave Need Reservations? Send your request to: [email protected] 18+, $5 509-747-7045 Joining Locke is Spokane’s (509) 455-7826 Print of a Truce. Th is acoustic www.bluedoortheatre.com Show may not be suitable for all ages (PG-13) For Years Blue, a quintet of act showcases the softer side musicians featuring Kyle Musselwhite, Mac of Hamm, but still drips with all of the Smith, Erik Walters, Marcus Ourada and passion found in Hamm’s work with Fine Sean McCotter. For Years Blue is probably Print of a Truce and Morning After. ON SALE one of the better Spokane bands that I have Th is 18 and older show gets started NOW! never heard – I was instantly impressed as around 9 p.m. on Friday, January 26th. I listened to their Myspace page (myspace. Cover is $5 at the door. Th e Blvd is located com/foryearsblue). Th ey have an element at 333 W. Spokane Falls Blvd in downtown that is diff erent than most other bands Spokane across the street from the Opera MERLE – instead of trying to be loud, they are House. For a full list of upcoming concerts actually concerned about their music and at Th e Blvd look to their ad on page 13 create songs that you can enjoy at some- of this publication or look online at www. thing other than full volume. SpokaneSiDEKiCK.com. † HAGGARD Scientology Basic idea: According to a well-researched article by Janet Reitman in Rolling Stone, Sci- entologists “assert that 75 million years ago, an evil galactic warlord named Xenu controlled seventy-six planets in this corner of the galaxy, each of which was severely overpopulated. To AND THE STRANGERS solve this problem, Xenu rounded up 13.5 trillion beings and then fl ew them to Earth, where they were dumped into volcanoes around the globe and vaporized with bombs. This scattered their radioactive souls, or thetans, until they were caught in electronic traps set up around the atmosphere and ‘implanted’ with a number of false ideas - including the concepts of God, special guest Christ and organized religion. Scientologists later learn that many of these entities attached themselves to human beings, where they remain to this day ...” Granted, that’s not really the crux of their belief, persay, but it’s pretty damn funny nonetheless.
Founded: 1952 by L. Ron Hubbard
Worldwide members: Scientologists claim between 8 and 9 million NEKO CASE followers while non-Scientologists sources cite the number at less than 500,000. Notable Scientologists include Kristie Alley, Anne Archer, Catherine Bell, Sonny Bono, Nancy Cartwright (Bart Simpson), Tom Cruise, Jenna Elfman, Isaac Hayes, Katie Holmes, Jason Lee, Juliette Lewis, Danny Masterson, Lisa FEBRUARY 12 Marie Presley, Kelly Preston, Billy Sheehan, and John SPOKANE Travolta. (according to Wikipedia.org) 7:30 PM INB PERFORMING ARTS CENTER Other “science” based religions: www. .com Christian Science, 1-800-325-SEAT OPERA HOUSE some would also say Religious Humanism
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Smile Line Spark reignites that old loving feeling by A.W. Rowse Spark I would feel right at home.” Th e band will hold an Offi cial Re- In the SiDEKiCK’s very fi rst issue we union Show on Saturday, February 3rd wrote a story about Smile Line Spark at Moosty’s where they will be re-released – two weeks later they broke up. It was back into the wild-and-crazy Spokane a sad time for all. Th e band parted ways music scene. when two key members announced, on the Smile Line Spark will be joined by same day, that they were leaving Spokane Mistress and the Misters (Spokane) and for good. Patrick McHenry, Patient Patient (Seattle). lead singer of Smile Line Th ere is no question that
Spark, had been dealing Smile Mistress and the Misters is one with a fl akey line-up since Line Spark of the SiDEKiCK’s favorite w/ Patient Patient the band’s inception had Mistress and the Misters local bands. Th ese four guys reached his threshold. Sat, Feb 3rd, 9 p.m. perform with a frantic energy “We (Adam David and I) Mootsy’s that most venues can’t contain. 21+ $5 were fed up with the lack of (509) 838-1570 Each song is a massive attack commitment and wanted to of frenzied vocals, intense take a break,” says McHenry. guitars and a charisma that screams for 2007 has marked a new beginning for your undivided attention. You can get a many things and Feburary 3rd marks a new great idea of how they sound by picking up beginning for Smile Line Spark. Th e band a copy of their new CD “Confl agration” at returns to the stage with two original mem- 4000 Holes, Unifi ed Groove Merchants or bers (Patrick McHenry, vocals and guitar; Hastings. Adam David, lead guitar), new bass player Making the trip across the great desert of Kori Henderson, and new drummer Brett hell known as central Washington are indie- Neste who have both been performing with rockers Patient Patient. No you are not McHenry in his transitional band Wayne seeing double – the band’s name is “Patient Patrick. While the new Smile Line Spark Patient.” Th e band has a sound that mirrors line-up is very similar to Wayne Patrick, the surroundings that birthed them. Like the two bands are worlds apart. the overcast Northwest, the band’s sound, “Wayne Patrick was really watered down though colorful and dynamic, has a precipi- – it was really great for little acoustic shows tating moodiness moodiness. OK, that time but we could never really rock,” explains I was just making fun of them them. McHenry. “Smile Line Spark, on the other Mootsy’s is located at 406 W Sprague hand, is built to rock. I would have been Avenue in downtown Spokane. Th is show, terrifi ed to take Wayne Patrick into some- presented by Rock Coff ee, is for those 21 thing like Th e Blvd, but with Smile Line and older only and costs $5 at the door. †
Jedi Basic idea: Everyone and everything is bound by The Force which, according to prominent sage Obi-won Kenobi, is “an energy fi eld created by all living things. It surrounds us, pen- etrates us, and binds the galaxy together.” A jedi is, above all else, a monastic peacekeeper, sworn to uphold peace and generally promote good will wherever he or she goes.
Founded: A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
Worldwide members: You wouldn’t think there would be any but, in a 2001 national census in the United Kingdom, a staggering 390,000 Brits responded that “Jedi Knight” was their offi cial religion, making it the fourth largest in the country, according to www.statistics.gov. uk. If George Lucas ever mobilized his legion of fans, he could probably take over most of the countries in the southern hemisphere.
Everybody Needs a SiDEKiCK – www.SpokaneSiDEKiCK.com – Volume 2, Issue 2 – Thursday, January 25th, 2006 – The Spokane SiDEKiCK – Page 7 MUSiC BRiEFS Attention New Everclear and Businesses happy are two words that shouldn’t mix
by A.W. Rowse
I admit it – I own three Everclear hand, formed a band with his brother albums. Back in the 90’s they really rocked. named Oohlas that is actually pretty good. Between Sparkle & Fade and So Much for Alexakis, who was the real talent behind the Afterglow it seemed like these Portland Everclear, formed a new band and has rockers had a formula for success. Th eir continued to record under the Everclear ? music was radio friendly but it also con- name. In September they released a new tained that element of sincerity. Lead singer album titled Welcome to the Drama Club. Did you know that the Spokane SiDEKiCK Art Alexakis has lived his lyrics, for better While it’s a little darker, it lacks any of the has a special ad rate for new businesses? or worse. But around the millennium sincerity of the old classics. We know how hard it is to start a business something happened to the band – sud- Everclear returns to Spokane on Th urs- denly the glass became half full as they day, February 1st with a revamped line-up, and have created a special deal to help released Songs from an American Movie Part featuring bassist Sam Hudson, guitarist you get started. For more information call 1. Bad mistake. While the Dave French, drummer Brett album wasn’t bad, it wasn’t Snyder and keyboardist Josh the SiDEKiCK at 216-5771. Everclear Everclear. Jonny Lives!, Punchline Crawley, and a set of new Th e SiDEKiCK often The Alternate Route songs wrenched from events in recommends a good cuddle Thurs, Feb 1st, 7:30 p.m. Alexakis’ own life, including THE SPOKANE The Big Easy session with a puppy to All Ages the recent break-up of his SiDEKiCK (509) 244-3279 SPOKANE’S MOST COMPLETE ARTS AND ENTERTAINMENT GUIDE cure a hopelessly depressed marriage and being forced to artist (such as Tom Waits. declare bankruptcy follow- Th at dude needs some ing his split with longtime love) but Alexakis needs the opposite. label Capitol Records in 2004. Alexakis Would somebody please kick him in the feels like Welcome to the Drama Club balls? What happened to that dark, de- represents a return to his beginnings. Th e pressed front man from the nineties? He SiDEKiCK isn’t so sure of this statement. became happy, that’s what! Alexakis had a To make your own judgment check out Bluetooth myriad of issues ranging from addiction the revamped Everclear as they perform to abandonment, but he used them as his with Jonny Lives, Punchline, and Th e Camera Phone muse. Music was his outlet, a way to deal Alternate Route at the Big Easy on the with his history. Apparently it worked a 1st. Doors open at 6:30 p.m., show starts little too well. He seems like a generally at 7:30. happy guy, but his songwriting has taken Th e Big Easy is located at 919 W a turn for the worse. Sprague Avenue in downtown Spokane. Everclear as I knew it broke up in 2004. Tickets for this all-ages show can be $79.99 Art Alexakis, bass player Craig Montoya purchased via TicketsWest for $25. For a (after rebate) (born and raised in Spokane) and drum- full list of locations and numbers turn to mer Greg Eklund split ways to pursue page 12 of this issue. To hear samples of new artistic ventures. Montoya is now in the “new” Everclear go to www.Spokan- a band called Tri-something that pretty eSiDEKiCK.com where you will fi nd song much sucks out loud. Ehland, on the other samples and much, much more. † ll Phones on Sale A Chen Tao Basic idea: Combining Buddhism, Taoism and – cough – UFOlogy, Chen Taosits believe, according to wikipedia, “that the Earth went through fi ve tribulations going back to the age of the dinosaurs. Each of these tribulations was survived by beings living in North America who were rescued by God Save in a fl ying saucer. Added to that they believed the solar system is 4.5 trillion years old or roughly 300 times the age mainstream science gives for the entire Universe. Added to this they believe that the solar system was created by a nuclear war.”
Founded: 1992
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Page 8 – The Spokane SiDEKiCK – Thursday, January 25th, 2007 – Volume 2, Issue 2 – www.SpokaneSiDEKiCK.com – Everybody Needs a SiDEKiCK LiVE MUSiC Brit rocker Matt Hales to play Big Easy
By Brian Clark
To my grave disappointment, Aqualung Coldplay’s last album. Th ink Oasis meets refers to neither a scuba gear conference Nick Drake. nor a Jethro Tull tribute band. Instead, Aqualung’s one-off Spokane concert the term as it pertains to the local music can be seen at Bourbon Street Uptown scene is actually a British dude by the Food and Spirits at 916 W. 1st Ave in name of Matt Hales, a downtown Spokane, on pretty accomplished and Wednesday, February 7th at talented musician who’ll Aqualung 7:30 p.m. Tickets are set at $15 be performing in Bourbon for this all ages event, available Wed, Feb 3rd, 7:30 p.m. Street at the Big Easy Con- Bourbon Street, All Ages now through www.ticketswest. cert House on Wednesday, (509) 244-3279 com, 1-800-325-SEAT, or February 3rd. by visiting any of the Tick- Matt’s American etsWest outlets around town debut album was released a couple years (see the calendar spread for ago and achieved a fair bit of success off a list). For more information, visit www. the strength of the single “Brighter than spokanesidekick.com. † Sunshine,” which received a fair bit of play on movie soundtracks and various TV If Aqualung sounds like your cup of tea, spots. Th e title of the album itself, Strange you’d probably also like Joshua Radin, and Beautiful, comes from the name of his who’s returning to the Big Easy for a most recognizable UK hit, a top 10 single concert on Monday, February 12th. Radin in 2002 that was featured heavily in a Volk- came through town as part of the Hotel OBO S DULT IDEOS Cafe Tour back in October, and will be B ’ A V swagen Beetle television campaign. returning as the headliner for a show with 4500 DVD 2500 VHS Titles Both are solid, pretty songs that you fellow singer/songwriter (and accom- Sale Prices at $4 to $30 should listen to. It’s like how Coldplay plished actress) Schuyler Fisk. Tickets are set at $10 ($12 at the door), available Hundreds of Magazines would sound if Chris Martin wasn’t so Credit Cards Accepted totally in love with Gwyneth Paltrow now through all the usual channels: www. ticketswest.com and their various outlets, Bring in Ad for 20% and wrote a heartfelt song without the as well as 1-800-325-SEAT. glitz or arena rock cheese that permeated off 1st Purchase 'REEN 3TREET
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