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Go to InsideVandy.com to read a complete review Look inside of the concert, see what for the Special Playing to an other students had to say and check out a slide- Homecoming show of more photos. Section with more details on empty room the weekend’s activities and by KAITLIN LEE and SARA GAST I can’t even remember who feature stories. Staff Writer News Editor opened the show, ‘cause Pitbull just tore this place up!!! “Bring FRIDAY At 7:20 p.m., ve minutes before Asher Roth kicked o it, Bring it back!” • Beat the Bulldogs Thursday, Oct. 15, 11:07 p.m. bar-be-cue and pep Commodore Quake, the atmosphere in Memorial Gym was MrKyleTBlaine rally lukewarm at best. Less than a quarter of the seats were lled, Staff reporter Kyle Blaine 5 p.m. giving the gym an empty, lonely look. OLIVER WOLFE / The Vanderbilt Hustler Student Life Center Since the announcement of Quake performers in Quake is like a football game. Rockers O.A.R. tried to energize the smaller than expected crowd at Com- Plaza September, many students’ dissatisfaction with the line- Everyone leaves about halfway modore Quake with party favorites like “That Was a Crazy Game of Poker.” up hasn’t waned. Roth estimated there were only about a through when it’s clear the SATURDAY hundred or so students who were present for the beginning performance can only go • Alumni brunch/tailgate of the concert, and some of those expressed reservations. downhill. 8:50 a.m. – 10:50 a.m. “I would have liked Pitbull as the opening act,” said Thursday, Oct. 15, 9:31 p.m. Olin Lawn (corner of freshman Sam Friedman. “I’m way more excited about cphoniball 25th and Highland Staff photographer Chris Honiball Avenues) Jay-Z.” Freshman Ryan Planchard expressed similar frustration. OAR still sounding great but • Homecoming Game: “I think it’s a pretty random set list, but it caters to a lot of staying way too low key for Vanderbilt vs. Georgia tastes,” he said. “It feels like a letdown after Lil’ Wayne.” such a quiet crowd. 11:25 a.m. e energy didn’t seem to pick up much throughout the Thursday, Oct. 15, 9:15 p.m. Presentation of night. Although several Hustler sta tweets commented on chrisjmcd Outstanding Senior at the good quality of music, Memorial Gym struggled to ll Music Editor Chris McDonald halftime up. “For being ‘sold out’ there sure are a lot of empty seats, Had to go on a bit early at Vandy especially on the oor,” sta reporter Kirsten Jacobson but its all love - got em warmed noted. up Assistant News Editor Joslin Woods said the lack of a crowd Thursday, Oct. 15, about 8 p.m. Check InsideVandy.com a ected the atmosphere. asherroth Asher Roth over the weekend for “O.A.R. is playing and there is no one here. e stadium updates, game recaps and feels empty, not like a concert at all,” she wrote. Asher Roth on stage right now photos. And according to sta reports, many concertgoers left after and actually killing it. Cant the O.A.R. set, which ended about an hour before Pitbull took pretend im not surprised but its the stage at 10:15 p.m. legit For some students, there were simply better things to do Thursday, Oct. 15, about 7:30 p.m. with their ursday night. averyspofford As Entertainment Editor Charlie Kesslering tweeted: “can’t Life Editor Avery Spofford OLIVER WOLFE / The Vanderbilt Hustler make asher’s show, too busy lovin college.” ■ Rapper Pitbull ended the night, performing to a crowd of mainly locals. First class inducted Oprah recognizes junior’s into VSC hall of fame work with Ugandan women
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ALEXANDER BAYLESS BLOUNT ELSON FEIST Junior Alice Bator is determined to make a global impact. And even Oprah is taking by JUSTIN TARDIFF Read interviews notice. Staff Reporter with the inductees Bator has worked to create long-lasting and learn more solutions to women’s education in Uganda is afternoon, Vanderbilt about the event as a part of the Kasiisi Project, a non-pro t Student Communications will later tonight. organization that funds school construction induct the rst ve members and school-related projects in western into its newly created Vanderbilt education and president of the Uganda. She’s the director of the Girls Student Media Hall of Fame. University of Tennessee. Bayless Support Program, which functions within e ve members include Sen. went from being a sports reporter the Kasiisi Project to develop sustainable Lamar Alexander (’62), Skip Bayless for e Hustler to serving as a production of eco-friendly sanitary pads (’74), Roy Blount, Jr. (’63), Mary commentator for ESPN. and provide health education, latrines, Elson (’74) and Sam Feist (’91). Elson progressed from serving washing facilities and education to girls “It’s nally a way to really as the rst female post-World War in Kabarole District, Uganda. Bator said personally recognize (some of II editor-in-chief of e Hustler to she believes the program could reverse VSC’s alumni) rather than just talk serving as the managing editor for the negative trend regarding women’s photo submitted by ALICE BATOR about them,” said VSC Director Tribune Co. Blount, a well-known education in Uganda. Junior Alice Bator works as a director for the Girls Support Program, which works to keep Chris Carroll. humorist, has authored multiple At the beginning of the month, Oprah women in school in Uganda as a part of the Kisiisi Project. Over the summer she visited some e ve alumni have gone books, and Feist serves as the Winfrey recognized this potential, giving students who are a part of the program, which continues to gain public and fi nancial support. onto a variety of careers following political content director for CNN. the Girls Support Program a spot on her Vanderbilt, all of which include VSC alumni nominated around “For All Women” registry. organization. “… e premise of my project the program, which got its start about 13 media involvement. Sen. Alexander, 100 di erent individuals to be “She (Oprah) has identi ed my project goes along with her recent initiatives to years ago with a grant from the Rockefeller a former Hustler news editor, went inducted, explained Carroll, before as one that she supports and recommends raise awareness regarding women’s issues Foundation to Dr. Moses Musaazi. Musaazi on to become a two-term governor an alumni committee selected the people to give to,” said Bator, who also co- and create a sort of portal of call to action.” used the money to develop sanitary pads, of Tennessee, U.S. secretary of rst ve members. ■ founded Kasiisi Vanderbilt to support the e attention marks a milestone for Please see OPRAH GRANT, page 3
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HIGH 49, LOW 42 AROUND THE LOOP SUNDAY, OCT. 18 Cloudy • American Red Cross general body meeting Would you want to live off campus A general body meeting will be held in Stevenson Science Center, Room 4309 from 6-6:40 p.m. SATURDAY during your time at Vanderbilt?
“I would love to because the advantages are great to having your own apartment and kitchen. Living on campus keeps you more in tune with what’s going on and helps you see people more often.” SNAPSHOT — Katie Ostrander, 2011 HIGH 50, LOW 37 Reunited, Few Showers “No, I like living on campus.” — Chris Watkins, 2013 SUNDAY and it feels so good “I wouldn’t mind it. The dorms here are nice, but the places I’ve seen off-campus would be more comfortable to live in.” — Sheena Walia, 2010
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From OPRAH GRANT, page 1 objective of the project, which is to at’s part of Bator’s overall goal. “My biggest inspiration when I was and Bator said that her work with the called Makapads, made of papyrus encourage young women in their “What matters is that the initiative of there came from Dr. Musaazi,” Bator campus extension of the Kasiisi Project and waste paper that allow girls who education. any global-outreach organization is a said. “He sees a problem and he nds a helps her to remember what it is she’s normally miss school during their “He (Musaazi) got the grant under the self-sustaining one … something that tangible solution. working toward. menstruation cycle to attend class. stipulations that the pads would help will eventually need no outside donation “I remember even when he was in “Kasiisi Vanderbilt has really kept a e production of these pads uses girls stay in school,” Bator said. or support but can be self-contained the hospital, seeing him look outside, lot of these issues in my day-to-day life,” local resources and employs women Since then, the Girls Support Program and self-operating,” Bator said. devastated as he watched a pile of Bator said, an enthusiasm she shares in impoverished areas and in refugee has continued to gain public support Last summer, Bator traveled to clothes get drenched. He worried that with her co-founder. settlements. and nancial donations. Uganda with Kasiisi Vanderbilt co- the people in need of those clothes were “Alice’s passion for the Girls Support “ e income generated by the women “If we continue to get support at the founder Sarah Quirk to observe the going to get sick. … At that moment he Program is an inspiration,” Quirk said. who make and sell the Makapads creates rate we are now … it’s very possible that progress that’s been made and to learn started crafting a concrete solution to “She is a true leader and catalyst in the a sense of empowerment and economic we will be able to establish a Makapads more. address this problem.” community. Her spirit is contagious and stability,” Bator said. production plant in Uganda,” Bator at’s where Bator got to meet her Finding solutions is what Bator her passion inspires others to support Makapads work to further the core said. idol. hopes to do more in her role as director, and impact global change.” ■ A piece of the puzzle: Q&A with Will Shortz
by KANUSHRI WADHWA college, say six months after you graduate, no Staff Reporter one ever asks you what your college major was. And here I’m 57 and still talking about Will Shortz is the crossword puzzle editor for my college major. e New York Times and puzzle master on NPR’s Weekend Edition Sunday. He is the world’s only VH: Did you receive any inspiration in the form of enigmatologist, the only academically accredited friends or family? puzzle master in the world. WS: Nobody in my family solved puzzles when I grew up, so I’m not sure where this puzzle Vanderbilt Hustler: How did you get into what bug came from. I think it came a little bit from you’re doing right now? my mom, who was a writer so we were always Will Shortz: I started making puzzles when I was interested in words. ... I just picked up puzzles eight or nine. I sold my rst one when I was 14. myself. I think it was a way to procrastinate I went to Indiana University where they have from school, actually. a program called the individualized major program; if you’re accepted, you can major in VH: How do you like Vandy? anything you want. I had always dreamed of WS: e campus seems beautiful. I’m excited having a career in puzzles eventually. Didn’t to hear that most of the audience tonight think it was possible, but I devised an entire is students. Sometimes when I speak at curriculum in puzzles for myself at Indiana. I universities, the audience is mostly faculty went on to law school, but after law school, I or community members, but students have became a puzzle magazine editor, and that’s turned out tonight, and I’m excited. what I’ve done my whole life. VH: Why do you think that is? ZAC HARDY / The Vanderbilt Hustler VH: What draws you to puzzles? WS: I have no idea. Puzzles have this reputation for Will Shortz autographs a copy of one of his books for sophomore Hannah Fasick at the bookstore on WS: I love the intellectual stimulation of puzzles. being for old people and that’s not really true. Wednesday afternoon before his speech. The puzzle master has written and edited more than 100 books. ey take you into every eld of human Last spring, I did an Ivy League crossword knowledge. ... I love the playfulness of them, tour where I went to Brown, Harvard and Yale the way puzzles twist your brain. I like the on successive days conducting a crossword VH: What all does your job entail? VH: How do you decide what’s a Monday clue as feeling of solving a mystery. And I think the tournament at each school, and lots of kids WS: e biggest part of my job is correspondence. opposed to a Saturday or Sunday? thing I like most about puzzles is the people I came out and they just had a blast, so I know I get about a hundred submissions a week, WS: When I’m editing a puzzle, I put myself in the come in contact with, because the people who that there are puzzle solvers at all ages. and I look at them all and everyone gets an solver’s shoes. I know what I know and what I do puzzles tend to be smart, well-rounded, answer “yes” or “no” and if there’s time, a read in the papers and what I encounter in life. often humorous people with exible minds. VH: Did you ever think you might want to work for comment about the puzzle, what’s good or Monday, I’ll use mostly familiar vocabulary, e New York Times? not good about it. at’s the biggest part of the mostly a familiar theme. Wednesday and VH: What sparked your interest? WS: No, I didn’t. First of all, I thought it was too job. Once I accept puzzles, I edit them for the ursday, it’ll be a trickier puzzle. Friday, it’s WS: I think my rst book of puzzles was on my intellectual for me. It never crossed my mind. right level of di culty. First of all, I edit them probably going to be a wide open diagram with sister’s nightstand. It was called “We Dare You But the job became open in 1993 when my for accuracy because it doesn’t matter how lots of white squares, very few black squares, to Solve is.” ... ose are the rst puzzles predecessor died. ... So I got the job and I just clever or interesting the puzzle is if the clues lots of long answers and the clues are going that I remember doing. love it. I love how … I learn something new are wrong. e puzzles get harder as the week to be harder. ey’re going to explore the every day. I get the best puzzles submitted goes on. ... And I want the clues to be fresh, niches of the English language, and there’s a VH: How does it feel to be the only person to have to me from all over the country, and I think interesting, fun, novel, just something that lot of punning and trickery that goes on in the a degree in enigmatology? I probably have the most intelligent group of you as a solver will enjoy and want to keep Friday and Saturday puzzles. ... Just you name WS: I think most people, when you graduate from solvers of any newspaper. doing. it — if it’s a puzzle, I probably like it. ■
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Supervising Copy Editor this week in Diane BeCraft virginia hornblower Quotes A Nobel Failure The Noble Prize has who have actually read either of those InsideVandy Director 1. “Ye s t e r d a y t a n k s , t o d a y o i l ” always been a political novels, or any of the rest of his work, for Katherine Miller Zbigniew Siemiatkowski, a former head of Poland’s affair, even when it comes that matter. InsideVandy Developer security service, criticizing the Russians new pipelines that to literature. Last year, There are more distractions these Ben Gotow circumvent Eastern Europe. Horace Engdahl went as days than there used to be. I mean, far as to say, “The U.S. is there’s TV, the Internet, pornography Marketing Director thomas too isolated, too insular. and whatnot. Why read “Pride and George Fischer 2. “A c o u p l e o f t h e m l a s t n i g h t w e r e l a u g h i n g They don’t translate Prejudice” when you can watch shattuck enough and don’t really the movie. Even “The Lion King” is a b o u t i t ,” Advertising Manager Columnist participate in the big somewhat similar to “Hamlet.” It’s still Carolyn Fisher Sgt. Steve Feeley, A Broward County Sheriff in a CNN dialogue of literature, that depressing to think that authors have article on Oct. 13, on a 15-year-old who was set on fire Asst. Advertising Manager ignorance is restraining.” It may be true been constantly fighting censors, and Davida Majors by five other classmates in retaliation for reporting one of that Philip Roth and Thomas Pynchon in some cases fleeing their homeland, them as a thief to his father’s bike. don’t translate well, and perhaps many to get their work published and we as a Advertising Assistants Europeans cannot relate to their work. It people refuse to read it. If a few things Steph Goldberg is also true that many Americans do not went differently, “Ulysses,” “Lolita” and Jackie Konopa “Th e d a n g e r s o f h a n d l i n g w e a p o n s o f a n y read foreign work, but domestic authors “The Tropic of Cancer” would never Lauren Menino 3. k i n d … o n s c h o o l p r o p e r t y a r e v e r y r e a l , a n d shouldn’t be punished because of the have even been printed in the U.S. On Kelly Smith general population. some level, we owe it to the author to Andrea Weiand s t u d e n t s w h o p o s s e s s d a n g e r o u s o b j e c t s i n Over the past few years, the number ignore the myriad of distractions and Art Director s c h o o l s e t t i n g f a c e s e v e r e consequences …” of Americans who read a book in the read a damn book. We cannot remain Matt Radford Wendy Lapham of the Christina School District. The course of a single year has dwindled so isolated and ignorant. Delaware school district official is defending the recent close to 50 percent. If you only count Americans at large have forgotten Designers books that are part of the canon or at their literary heritage. It is hard to expect Emily Green decision to suspend a first grade student for bringing a boy least considered literary fiction, that them to read Doris Lessing if they are Irene Hukkelhoven scout combination of a knife, fork and spoon. percentage drops uncomfortably close not even vaguely aware of who Isaac Kat Miller to zero. Furthermore, the number of Bashveis Singer was and what he wrote. Elizabeth Vinson people in the United States who read Few remember Pearl S. Buck or Saul 4. “It m u s t b e o u r p r e d i c t i o n t h a t a l l Hi g g s books by Nobel winners has to be pretty Bellow. Even Toni Morrison, the most Editorial Fellow Erin Prah (b o s o n ) p r o d u c i n g m a c h i n e s s h a l l h a v e b a d l u c k . limited, though there are no statistics recent American to be a recipient of the … We l l , o n e c o u l d e v e n a l m o s t s a y t h a t w e proving this. award, is read regularly by only a few Director of Photography This is not limited to foreign winners, and ignored by most. We are not only h a v e a m o d e l f o r o d e r a t h e r h a t e s i g g s Margaret fenton G . … H H however; most people are unaware that spatially isolated, but temporally as well. p a r t i c l e s , a n d a t t e m p t s t o a v o i d t h e m .” Sinclair Lewis was the first American The important figures of our recent past Photography Editor Holger Bech Nielsen of the Niels Bohr Institute in to win the prize in literature. His books have become as obscure as anyone else. eric glasser Copenhagen proposing a theory to explain the trouble of include “Arrowsmith” and “Babbitt,” We cannot expect to be apart of the “big both of which relate a specifically dialogue of literature” if we do not even VSC Director creating a Higgs boson in which the creation of the Higgs American experience to the world at participate in our own. Chris Carroll boson in the future is disrupting our ability to create it in large. By portraying the world as he saw Asst. VSC Director the present in a New York Times article on Oct. 12. it, readers could understand a situation —Thomas Shattuck is a junior in The Jeff Breaux well outside their own ken. These days, School of Engineering. He can be reached Paige Clancy Compiled by David Lee and Brian Lesniak it is hard to find all that many people at [email protected]
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Column In defense of illusory thinking
Thanks to one of my lovely decisions based on illusory evidence. appreciate the occasional daydream. What is on your mind? The Rant is your place to anonymously sound off on any issue you friends, I occasionally get Something makes me think of the letters Seriously, I spend so much time trying to want. To submit to The Rant, e-mail [email protected] or go to the opinion page on the chance to look at The W-M-D. What about the problems in our cram ridiculous amounts of stuff into my InsideVandy.com. Week magazine, which daily lives, though? brain; I want the luxury of using illusion does the work of looking I don’t know how everybody else feels, to get me through the day from time to through the endless news but I like my illusions and would like to time. “It’s sad that my man boobs are bigger than most boobs on Katie information available and keep them, thank you very much. As I More important than my whining about freshman girls’.” Des Prez filtering it for those of us find myself in the throes of midterms, schoolwork, though, are all the truly Columnist who like to think we sort sometimes illusions are what keep me useful things that come from the illogical of know what’s going on going. Despite all the evidence to the workings of the mind. Our president, for “Walk of shames are even more shameful when three people around us. It is an excellent publication, contrary — the fact that my sentences example, is in a position that seems to the most recent issue of which printed sometimes start to unwind as they are defy reason. Would anyone think that ask you where St. Augustine Chapel is on your way back to a snippet of a column that piqued my coming out of my mouth, or that I always we would have a black president in a your room.” interest. Lane Wallace’s column “Why forget what day of the week it is — I country that half a century ago was in fact can’t compete with belief” from convince myself that 5 hours of sleep a the middle of some of the most overt TheAtlantic.com pits the world of illusion night are perfectly adequate to keep me racial tension in its history? Probably “To the guys who open and hold the door for us girls: Thank against that of reality, and I would like to going. I trick myself into thinking that not. As I’ve said, I don’t advocate making you, thank you, thank you! You never know whose day you’re take the time in this column to defend all these hours of study will lead me to practical policy decisions on shaky making better just by showing this common courtesy.” the benefits of illusion and irrational a wildly successful life. Of course, I will evidence, but sometimes pursuing your thinking. graduate with encyclopedic literary goals despite countervailing ideas can Wallace’s article is based on a study knowledge, the skills to cure all kinds of lead to progress. If nothing else, faith in “The LGBTQI center is an embarrassment. Too many letters.” that basically found that people are disease, and maybe a Gregory Peck type the improbable will get me through to the resistant to changing their ideas, even in to accompany me on all that European weekend, when, despite the pattern I’ve the face of overwhelming evidence that traveling I’ll be doing with the money I established, I will definitely break from “ASB is the most ASBothersome group on campus.” negates what they believe (big shocker, will make in my mysteriously lucrative tradition and get tons of work done. right?). As Wallace says, these findings career that only American Studies “I don’t care if you hate yourself. Keep it off Facebook.” “do not offer much hope” for solving our and Spanish majors can handle. I’m —Katie Des Prez is a junior in the College political dilemmas, and I’ll concede that not saying that we should all resign of Arts and Science. She can be reached at it is probably a bad idea to make political ourselves to delusion, just that we should [email protected]. Compiled by Ryan Sullivan
Column Americans keep winning the Nobel prize This year, 11 out of 13 Nobel Prize community of Nobel prize winners, especially them. Thus, it is highly likely that through funding talent by drastically improving science and math winners were American nationals those in the natural sciences? Some claim the and infrastructure, we have become the most education at the elementary and high school level. or those of American citizenship. In number of American Nobel winners is simply the scientifically innovative country. Oliva Judson, a science columnist for the New York fact, we have won 89 Nobel awards result of the massive size of our economy. However, It is true that other developing countries are Times suggested of creating “Research of America,” for medicine, 74 for physics, 58 for if this were true, countries like China and India catching up by increasing their funding in science and a research-intensive employment program modeled chemistry and more since the end should have won a sizeable number of Nobel awards building more research institutions. Consequently, after Teach for America. This internship experience of WWII. Although some people this year. A simple analysis indicates that it might be more countries are producing highly skilled scientists seems particularly effective in increasing scientific Soo trivialize these awards, these prizes the gross share of national GDP devoted to research and engineers that are equally smart and talented literacy and interest in research-based careers. Yang actually commemorate the talents and development that determines the number of as their American counterparts. However, we can Clearly, our country is a global leader in technology Columnist and merits of those who have made awards. This includes private and public funds used take advantage of this situation by attracting these thanks to our investment in science and research breakthroughs in their field through for scientific research. The number of top, global skilled foreign workers to do research in America. infrastructure. However, to maintain our current their original work. So, the fact that Americans universities can potentially explain our standing. These foreign scientists know that we have best status, we must focus on attracting skilled workers dominated this year and in previous years is not There is no question that we have the highest facilities and resources, and many dream of working from abroad and prepare our young scientists with trivial. It suggests we are still the leading global force number of top universities in the world. These in this country. All we need to do is to simplify the skills they need to succeed. No pressure, guys. in research and innovation. It argues for American institutions are where scientists conduct cutting- immigration process for these skilled workers and exceptionalism in the area of science and technology, edge research, discover key findings and share the attach a green card to their working visas. This would —Soo Yang is a senior in the College of Arts and at least for now. results with scholars. Without these universities, all encourage more scientists to immigrate and prevent Science. He can be reached at soo.r.yang@vanderbilt. So why are we so over-represented in the we would have is good ideas and no resources to test brain drain. In addition, we must invest in native edu.
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