EE semi-conductor laboratory slated to close WPI's {/High Quality Education" takes a step backwards

by Heidi l.undy Sl 2,000 gr.1n1 from Alpha lmlu\tne\. \trapped. the EE Dept''> budget has $300.000 wonh of equipment 10 the employment for \.1r. Paul 1\:tdcr. the Associate Editor EE4903 hru. Clmtcd for 4 years. .. urtered ... everecut~ already. and there lab, ,t of which is on loan from the fu ll tame semi-conductor assoc1ate an and wa!> offered m C dnd D term'>. "no y,ay they can \pare the $38.000 M:h'>achu'>etts Microelectromc:. Cen­ the lab. Mr. Nader's dutie., included The Distributed Semi -conductor Students begin the c i a<;~ wuh a piece needed to keep the lab functioning ter. The contract with the Center operating the eq ui pment. orderang Instructional Processmg Laboratory ofMiicon,and m les-.thnnscven week'> from anywhere else. (Alpha Indus· state!> that if the lab is not functioning supplie!>, repair, maintenance. and (DSIPL): homeofEE4903-Microelec­ produce an actual transistor. In doing tries would continue to granl ~ 1 2.000 the cquapment will be taken back. Dr. helping ou1 with the instructi on. A tronics Processing Technology. will this they gain hands-on experience in annually a~ long a.-. the lob was func­ McCurdy feel'> that once the equip­ person such as Mr. Nader. with knowl­ probably be closed foreve r at the end chemical safety and clean room pro­ tional) ment i ~ gone. and mo t of at ic; sure to of the chemicals. safety mea­ of this term. This lab, an imponant cedure'>, ~ mgle crystal growth, photo­ ''The termination of the DSIPL is a be removed as soon as the term ends, sures. and materials. is invaluable to piece of WPI's commitment to edu­ lithography. te!>tlng and diagnostic grave lo ~ 1ooureducataonal program, then the lab is closed forever because the lab. W uhout such a person the lab cate people in t~e cuttmg edge of procedures and many other mterdisci· because u 'o; a lab few schools in the of the dafficulty replacing it all. cannot be used safely. technology. was funded by the Massa­ pi mary topics. 96 ~ tudentl> have com­ country have.·· Dr. McCurdy stated. The loo;c; of the laboratory causes a The idea or granting monies to the chuseus Microelectronic Center. The pleted the course, and of these. 39 He worrie:. thai with funding deficaen­ domino effect that affec1s many areas M assachu se u ~ Mic roelectronic Cen­ Center was in tu m funded by a grant have gone on to do MQP' s in process­ cies such as this one occurring all over on campus. The lab class was one of ter for educational la bo rat o rie ~ such from the State of Massachusetts, until ing or processing related activities. the U.S., the country will fall behind the most Interdisciplinary on campus, as DSIPL was conceived during the the legislature made enormous budget Dr. A.K. McCurdy, profe~sor in in science and technologacal fields. allustrating to students that physics. ern of Governor King. Governor cuts last year. Because of the cuts, the the Electncal Enganeering Department and Japan will become the leader. chemistry. math, material science allli Dukakis supponed the idea also, but Center could no longer grant WPI the and supervisor of the lab, stated that at The lab atself is tate of the art The several other areas are all needed an today Governor Weld is trying to bal· $50,000 necessary to keep the lab this late date, and wuh the recession, room as ten tames cleaner than a hos­ the creation of this one macroscopic ance the budget. Apparently educat­ functioning. Dunng the I 99 I -92 it will be impossible to ~tet another pital operating room. Students and tran~is t or. There is the los\ of a num· ing students in state-of-the-an tech­ school year the lab was run using funding source in anduMry. It is well faculty have to scrub and gown up ber of MQP opponunities, and thesi" nology is no longer a hagh prioraty in funds saved from past years and a known that WPI's budget is ex tremely before enlering. There is over topics. Finally. there is the loss of the state.

Traditions Day update: Tuesday, Apri I 14, 1992 chance to learn littldno\\n lact<.about The Shacld. Theta Cha <~team\) SAE. by Grtg Louktdes ond Katt Ranum 'kall. Ball\ arc $.50 apiece and 3 for 11 : 15 AM · 11 :30 AM: WPI. Pha S1g Sag C2 tt:am,). ,111d SME Class of'93 S I .00 wath the proceed' goang to fund Megan Henry. As t. to the Athletic Once again WPI archava"· Laura Any five Jli!Ople antcn•,ted can en­ Tradition' Da). A lentativc -.chedule Director With Tradition~ Day on I y one week Bruce!.. and other tourguidcll will con­ ter a-. u team. Dom1 fluor... apan­ of tho\C whu grm.:mu,ly ncccptcd our 11 :30 AM · 11 :45 AM: away, registmuon for various events duct tourl> of the lliggin-. House at menh, clubo; 'POrt'> team\, anvitation to get dunkc:d j, a' follow~: Bill Tra,r.... OGCP IS well underway. Here 'qm update of 11·00 am and 12·00 pm. 1:00. 2:00 Irate: mat ate<;. & sorori t ae~. faculty. and 11:45 AM- 12:00 PM : what'-. happening! and 4:00pm. At 1:00 P\.1. we 'II have '1aff team<, are all encouraged to reg­ 11 :00 AM · 11 :15 A;\1: Ed Murphy. Director ol Food Ser­ Higgans Hou ~e Mu'tum • I0:00 a ~pecaal program ho~ tcd by alumnus l'>ter. but hurry before it " too late! What Griffith, Sw1mmang. Bac;e­ vacec; AM 5:00PM & 7·00 9:00 PM The: Kelly Kt}ser '39. H )Cdr\ ago \~hen !Rcga\lrallon has hccn e"c:ndcd to ball A..... t. Soccer Coath Su 'Traditions Day" page 8 Haggans Hou'>C wa ll on~:c agaan be Kelly wa' a o;cmor on campu,, he ,,., 4:00 PM I•Hiay. Tm•"l,l\ -\pril 1111n,tormed 1nto a mu\eum for ad<~.> . out to capture campus hie on l't mr.1 7th I II) II you re IOICrC\tC <'f Theu: arc no fee\ invohed, JUst the WPI campu'i. A hi\tory of e.ach WPI an t9.W. (The film will he '>hown show up on the the Quad !llanangton n:<>idence hall. beginnmg wath New­ agaan at 8:00 PM.) A n:ccptann an the an cn-.c of ram) at noon on Apnl l-Ith ton Hall opened an 190 I and ancludang Faculty Dimng (c\CI)Onc: wdcomc!) ami be rc:ady to delve into .1 cht!COI.ue greek housing. wtll be featured through wall folio"'. Last. hut not lea,t. cvel) cream pae The event 'huuld be ljUile photographs. anafacts and drawmgs. vi,ator to the Higgan' HOU'-C Mu..eum a -.ite to see, 'o remcmha to 'toP b> A sccondexhibu'·WPIThen and Now" wall receavc a WPI Pennant. and watch af you aren't lln iltcam. wi ll feature the drnmutac change in Pa e-ea1ing Competltaon · I 2:00 Community Dunk Tun!.. · I I .00 U\C and structure of three buildings on Noon on the Quad Teams rega\lercd as AM S:OO PM on the Quad (Co­ campus. Finally, academic depan­ of noon on Fnday. Apral 3rd are as 'ponsorcd b) Arm) R01 C) All in menl!> will once agaan dasplay histori­ follows: AIChE, AOD (2 team\). 26 good fun. the Dun!.. Tanf...... , your op­ cal anifacts and VISitOr\ will have a Hackfeld. ROTC. Alpha Chi Ro.Skull. ponunny to te\1 your arcuaacy and WPI names new graduate dean Kevin A. Clements, professor of Manhauan College and his master's "Two of our six strmcgie goal o; are electrical engineering, has been named and doctorate in sy~t e m ~ !>cience from devoted to graduate <; tudies and re­ NEWSPEAK STAF)' I'HOTO I ERIC KaiSTOf? dean of graduate studies and research the Polytechnic Institute of Brooklyn. search." say~ WPI ProvoM Daran Re idence Hall Council ponsored a mural painting contest at Worcester Polytechnic Institute. He JOined the WPI faculty an 1970. Apclian. "We have an aggressave Clements has served as interim dean was promoted to professor in 1979. agenda. and Dean Clements bring!. the this year. First place went to Stoddard A. Jrd noor (above). since August 1991 . and served as head of the Electrical necessary leadership to amplemenr Second place went to Institute Hall, 2nd n oor (below). Winners Engineering Dcpanment from 1983 these goals. We rely on ha~ experi­ received free Gompei's pizza. T hese murals improve the lounges to 1988. ence at NSF in addition to hts knowl­ of the residence balls. Clements, who is intcmataonally edgebaseingraduateeducation. Kevin recognized for his work in power sys­ Clements has earned the respect of his tems, was named a fellow of the lnsri­ colleagues at WPI due to his accom­ tute of Electrical and Electronacs En­ pla'>hments in power engineering in gineers (IEEE) an 1990. In 1991 he electrical engineering." wa a Vl\ating scaenta st at the National Science Foundation m Washington, D.C. He served as program director of WPI's SGA the NSF's Engineering SyMean.-. Pro- gmm in the Electrical and Communi· Four undergraduate'> have been cation-. Syo,tems Divasaon, where he elected to leadership posi1ion' an the was rcspon<;iblc for over'>Ceang extst- Student Government As~ocaataon for ing university grant'> and awardjng the 1992-93 academic year. Their new granL'> an the area of electncal term' began on March 19. power system,. Ru.hard Daigle Jr. j, the new SGA Clements is a member of 'evcrnl pre~adent. Kevin Clements commiuecs of the IEEE Power Engi- Da1gle. a graduat e of Well' lligh A native of Brooklyn. NY. ncerang Soctety and n member of Eta School. is a JUnior majoring in bio Clements. who now resides in Kappa Nu. the national dcctrical en- tcchnolog). If e i' a lonncr SGA vace Westboro. Mas\ .. eamedha'> bachelor·., gmecnng '>OCiety. and Sigma X1, the See 'Gttflll"' f>U"l! 7 degree an electrical enganeering from nauonal -.cientilic re'ear~.:h ':oc::;::ie::;tY~·------"'--'----~=::----:;======'i=;FW==SPF=.,="'::ST::"'::'::"'::"::'m:=o:=t::•'::<-::::"::· •:::ISTO=:"':;:-_. 360's and Curtain Senior Social Best of WPI poll: Society reviewed Scttedule fill it out now SeepageS SeepageS Seepage9 Page2 NEWSPEAK Tuesday AprU 7, ..1 992 NEWS OF THE WEEK Brown's 800 number and asked if it was pos­ voted 560-4 to go on strike, just one wee!. by George M. Regnery sible 10 g1ve more than $100. The operator said • Mafia bo~ !> John Goui was convicted before the Stanley Cup playoff~ begin. Newspeak Staff that there were a few way!> around it, \Uch as on 13 counts of murder and racket~ring, Tius is the first strike in the NHL '!> hi-.tory ha ving a spouse give money as we ll. Brown's and faces a poss1bility of life an prason. New York's Primary negative rating h a~ abo gone up in the past • The Space Shuule Atlantts returned Primaries will be held today in New York, week, mainly because of Clinton's auacks on • The Bush udmanistration an nounced from Eonh after a nine day mission to Kansa'i and Wisconsin, although New York Brown's tax proposal. Cl inton has claimed 11 and other Western countr ic~ would be study global warming. has received vi nually all of the attention. On that Brown 's tax structure would shift too c>.tending a $24 billion aid pac~agc to the the Republican s1de, Bu ~ h I'> almost guaranteed much of the taJo; burden to the poor. former Sov1ct Umon. Money would be • The Japanese stocl. marl.et has fallen victory over challenger Pat Buchanan. For the Brown also faced ~orne trouble from Jey, 1sh u~ed to stabahtc the ruble, forg1ve ~orne harply recently. and crossed below the two remaming Democrauc candidates, thi'i is a leaders, because he said he would name Jesse debt and give Russia large expon and gra in 18.000 level on Friday. after being at key race. Former California Governor Jackson as his running mate. Jesse Jackson credits. 19,701 at the beginning of the week. Edmund "Jerry'' Brown hopes 10 win against was accused of making an ti-Semitic remarb Share!> in London also fell !>harply. be­ Chnton. giving him a big boost in the cam­ during ha'> 1984 Presidenu aJ campaign. includ­ • Tomorrow. elections will be held in cause inve'>tors fear a Laborv1ctory in next paign Brown trails Chnton in the delegate ing a Matemcnt calling New York Cit y "llymie Britain. It nppea" as if John Major's \l-eek'" election:. count by a margin of over 5: I. Clinton mu'>t Town" Conservative Puny will lose to the Labor wm to prove that he still i'> a viable candidate, Clinton was endorsed by former President pony. However. a third puny. the Liberal • Shirley Temple Blad. former despite all of the l>Cundals that have rocl.cd his Jimmy Caner. who also blasted Brown for Democratic Pony, could hold the balance movie-star, <,aid lhat she wal; going to campaign. In the latest polls from l' 'ew York. running a very negati ve campaign. of power. resign as Ambassador to Ctechoslovakia Clinton holds about a I 0 point lead over Last week, Brown won two small caucu~s: and come 10 the United Slates to worl. on Brown. although this is weakening. Vermont and Ala'>l..a. • National Hockey League playe r~ George Bush's reelection campntgn. The latest scandal to hit the Clinton cam­ paign was ·clinton'-; adm111ing to having smoked marijuana while studying in Englund. Other Headlines Clinton claim-. he did not inhale and did not enjoy it. Brown ha'll>aid that he will not make The United Nations' 1.ecurity coun­ thi '> item an issue. According to most polls, cil ha.-, voted for ..a nction'> agaan<,t Libya mol.t voters do not thml. th1 s i~ an 1ssue. unle s Libya turn\ over two ~ uspec t \ However. 'Dimon's earlier scandah could wanted for the Pan Am night IOJ bomb­ GOLDSMITH eventua lly hun h1m. It has been alleged that he ing. Protests were held outside foreign had an extramarital affair. dodged the dr.tft, embassies in Tripoli. and was involved m <1 connict of mtcre.,t APARTMENTS scandal concerning hi\ wife's law firm . France·., Socialist Prime Mana\ler Brown, who w~ origmally seen a~ a fnngc Edith Cresson. who was blamed for the candidate who didn't have a chance. 1:. no"' Soc i ah~t·s poor 'howangs 111 rllcent re­ being taken seriously by the press. I ho; main gional electiOn\, resigned after Je,s than a Walk to Worcester Polytechnic Institute camptugn theme is running again ~! the cMab­ year in power. She became unpopular li<,hment. Brown only tal-eo; contribution' of bccauo;c of <,everal \latemenl\ am:luding S I 00 or le., ... saying that the other politican., .1re one that cla1med man) more Bnu'h and 799-6076 bought b) 'pccial mterc\1\. Bro"'n ha' '-el up Amencan\ "'cre homosexuuh. and th•ll an 800 telephone number. and often quote' the Japane\e \1-0rl.ef\ were hi-e ants. She wall number dunng mtervaew\. be replaced b) Finance Mmi\ler Pacm: 3 Bedrooms, Super Modern, 2 Bedrooms, Brown suppons an extremely sam ph lied tax Bercgovoy. Self-Cleaning Oven, Quiet, Stately Building, code. an whach everyone would pn) I ·v·~ of income. and there would be a 131if value added • The Hou'e ot Repn::,enHtiiVC\ re­ Dishwasher, Auto-Defrost 2- Self-Cleaning Oven. tax Dcducuon'> would be allo\l.ed only for lca-.cd a liM of the top 22 checl. buuncers Door Refngerator, Carpet, Air Dishwasher. Auto-Defrost 2- chantCandal-, emerge. rclea,ed. Among the top 22 a:-. the Dcmo­ $725-$750 $550-$625 He wu' on the board ul director'> ot a drug crutac Rcprc'>Cntauvc from Wor<.:e\ter, Jo­ com pan). and called up a congressman to ..ce 'tph larl). whn \\.rote 140 bad check,. if approval or an ant1 I\ I OS drug could be ,~d Earl) aJ...o had h1gher overdraft, than hi'i up an the Food and Drug Adminbtmllon. On nc\1 month '~ pa)·checl. m 15 of tht: 39 Friday. CNN reponed that the> hod called lllonth' of the 'candal.

ON CAMPUS VACANCIES FOR 1992- 93!!!!

2 SEVEN-PERSON FULLER APARTMENTS AVAILABLE

Any returning group of students (Graduate or Undergraduate/Male or Female) is eligible even if another room was chosen during the lottery.

Applications can be filled out at Residential Services Deadline to apply: Friday April1 ()1h

Preference will be given to : * Full groups of 7 * Those who participated in the lottery (by lottery #)

Consideration will be given to groups of 6

Also available for 1992-93: * Upperclass female spaces * Substance Free spaces * World House spaces impre\stve fir;t showmg of the season. Terr.t Other tmprell!.ivc \howing) tncluded Becca by Cetta DePaolo alo;o placed \econd tn both the discu' and the Drumbor. who placed 2nd in the hammer with Class o[92 l>hOt put and qualified for New Englund'!. tn all a throw of 95 6 :md 3rd tn the di!>CU"> wnh a The WPI Women·, Track and Field team three event,. Laura Paciorek won the dt scu~ throw or 93 5. thereby qualifying for New won "' 16th ' traight meet la't Saturday at with a modest throw of 94 6. and Kristen Jones Englund 'l> in both evenh. Becca also placed We~leyan College tn Connecticut. The final placed fiN in javelin w11h a throw of96 3 1/2. 5th in the o;hot put. Ltsa Caponi placed 4th in \COre w:t\: WPI - 78. Bate\ 7 1 1/2. Wesleyan Both thrower.; qual ified for "le" Eng l and·~. the 400m hurdles and 5th tn the Javelin. whtle - 70, EC'SU - 33 1/2. and Ntchob -14. Con Chm Cli fton won the 800m run with a ttmc of Jeralyn Clouart placed 3rd m both the lOOm gratulull. Amy Brooks speeded to a out'ltanding effort on that cold and extremely Newcomer Cindy Mo ~e r galloped over the 3rd place finish in the 400m run and a 4th place day!! Special thank 11 i' extended to the ltcld competition winntng the long jump with an finish in the 200m da<,h . eventer' who arc rcspon,tblc for 4 1 of the 78 outstandtng jump of 15.7. The JUmp not only Other '\Corers included Cctta DePaolo - 5th points. Excellent JOb! qualified Cmdy for Nev. England's. but also discu<;, Knsten DiPietro - 2nd 400m hurdles, Terra Ped.skamp won the hammer with a put her 2nd on wpr, all ume list of record Kathy McKenna - 3rd 800m run. Karen Daly - throw of l 213 1 /2,qua lifytng fo r ECAC'~ inan holde r~ in the long jump. Way to go Cindy! 3rd 3000m run, Brenda Baggaley -4th 3000m run, and Jen Harmon - 4th 5000m run.

WPI Sports c__ spo_rt_s_s_n_ip_it_s _ ) Varsity Sports Club Sports Athletic Facility Hours In leping with the professed quality of life Baseball (I ·2) Men's Rugby goal of WPI's strategic plan. bcgiMing April NI!W81'£AK STAfF PIIOTO/SUE MACPlii!RSON 25 March at Wesleyan L 14 -3 28 March Clark TLE 3rd through May 3rd 1992, weekend hours for Paula Hunt wins the long jump at the 29 March Worcester St.(DH) I :OOPM 4 April at Colby I PM general recreation for the WPI community will Wom en•s track meet last Saturday. 30 March at Babson L 6-5 be expanded as follows: I April Clark W 10- 1 Men's Crew Alumni Gymnasium and Harrington Audi­ 4 April Norwich(DH} I :OOPM 28 March B.C./UConn/Brandeis @B.C. torium 7 April at Mass. Maritime 3:30PM 4 Apnl UMass Lowell URI Engineers 9 April Brandies 3:30PM II April UConn Williams MIT Fridays 7:00am - 12:00 midnight I I April WNEC(DH} noon Saturdays 12:00 noon - 12:00 midnight 14 April at Trinity 3:30PM Cycling Sundays 12:00 noon- 12:00 midnight 29 March Central Conn. State U. Criterium take first Softball (3-1) 4 April UMass Amherst Beginning April lOth and through May 3rd 21 March Coast Guard W 5-0 l 7-4 II April West Point the bowling alleys in the basement of Alumni 25 March Worcester St. 3:30PM Gym will be open; meet 26 March at Smith 4:00PM Women's Crew 28 March Mt Holyoke II :OOAM 4 April UMass Lowell I URI Fridays 5:00pm - I 0:00 pm WPI SPORTS NEWS - The WPI men's 30 March Regis W I 0-1 5 April Boston College I Holy Cross Saturday 5:00pm - I O:OOpm track team took first place in I 0 of 18 evenu. as I April Fitchburg State W 4-3 II Apnl Connecticut Williams MIT Sunday 5:00pm- 10:00 pm they ran away with the vtctory m their first 3 April at Clark 3:30PM meet of the ~t pring on Saturday. WPI finished 4 April at Nichols(DH) I :OOPM Men' f La('rosse ID \ will be required. with I 08.5 points. outdiStancing host 7 April at MIT 4:00PM 22 Murch BU W 8-7 Wesleyan's 7 1.5 and Eastern Connecticut \ II 8 April m Wheaton 4:30PM 25 March Dean Jr. 3:30PM Wreslllng pomts II April UMa\s Danmouth (DII) noon 27 Murch 111 Bentley 4:00PM Scntor Brian Chu placed founh tn the Na­ Settang the pace for the E:ngineer. wa~ 29 Murch LRI at 2 OOPM tional\ at 142 lb,, and Junior John Roy played sophomore Chm Pt'>Z. ""ho placed lir.t m the 1\t omt'n · .\ rrm /.. und Fidel I Apnl at L \1asc; Danmouth 4:00P\1 7th at 190 lb' to '~ tn them the IItie of AII ­ IOO·mctcr high hurdlel> with a tim..: of 15 l. 28 March ,11 Wc,lcyan/ESCL W 78 7 1.5 3 April ut Brandie~ 3:10PM Amcm:an. For John Ro) tht'> " a repeat per­ 200 mctt.:r-tJ,,.,h (:23.4) and the long jump 31 Murch Cuy Invitational I :OOPM X Aprtl Nonhc.t,tcm 7:30PM formance. Sophomore Joe Laslow'>lt wa .. (20'73/8"). 4 Apnl Cit)' lnvitatiMul I{)· lOAM II April at Bryant 2:00PM honorcu v. 11h the title nf Scholar All-American Jumor llnan Malone" on the Javelin" 11h a II April at Smith II OOAM 14 Apnl at UConn 4:00P\1 hy the national coache' uf wrc~Lhng. to~s of 185'7". Fre-.hman Chad Thoma' heaved the dtcu\ 11 7'5' to capture the e\ent. W. en'\ 7rar/.. uml Fidel Bac;eball Freshman James Beardl> ley cleared 5 '8" to"'" 28 Mar. at Wc<,leyan/ESCU W I 08.5 71.5 I I We are \till look.mg for Women'> LacrO\\e The team t!. 1-2. havmg l o~t to Wesleyan the high JUmp whtle classmate Jeff Mullen 4 April CITY MEET I :OOPM schedules and other. not mentioned. and Babson. The win came against Clark. in jumped 39'9 1/2" to place first in the triple II April at MIT w/RPI 2:00PM Spon' Scores and schedul e' to be printed on a which senior Joel Allegrezza pitched a full jump. Sam Tetlow took first in the steeple­ Tuesday arc due in the new~peak office viu­ nine innings of shutout ball, allowing only two chase with a time of 10:59.3, while !.Ophomore Men's TNIIII.f ematl (ncw,[email protected]) mall box hit~ and striking out 6. John Guris ran the fastest 400 meters at 54.9. 25 March at Holy Cross 3:00PM 2700 or personal delivery. Article submtsstons Also contributing valuable points towards I April at Clark 3:00PM are alway' welcomed. Golf the victory were freshmen Tucker Griffith who 4 April Trinity I :OOPM They have been having a hard time due to placed second in the long jutnp (19'0") and 6 April Wheaton 3:00PM the weather, which has rendered the greens and thud in the 200-meter dash (:25. 1), senjor Tom 8 April at Babson 3:00PM Any club ~ pon s who wish their results pub­ fairways unusable. Mower who took second in the high jump II April CAC's at MIT Lished here should send them to: Newspeak. (5'6") and rourth in the long jump (18' 1/2"), 13 April at Worcester State 3:00PM box 2700. E-mail to newspeak, or call 83 1- Men's Rugby seruor Scott O'Connell who placed second in 5464. We would aJso like a schedule for each Tied agamst Clark two Saturdays ago in a the I 00-mcter high hurdles (: 16.1) and the 400 Golf team so that we can publtsh the next week's game at Firehouse field. Saturday the ~en 's hurdles (:58.9) and junior Kirk Preston who 26 March at Bentley/Providence I :OOPM events. In the interest of simplicity all swim­ Team travelled to Colby College in Maine. finished fourth in both the shot put (34'5 1/2") 2 April Holy Cross/Assumption 1:00PM ming scores are rounded to the nearest whole and the pole vault (10'6"), and Ryan Burke. 3 April at Nichols/ UMass Lowell I :OOPM poim, but at the end of the eason will be Sort ball who placed 2nd in both the I 00 meter ( 12.2) 6 April MIT/Bab!>on 1:15PM printed in complete form. As a point of infor­ In the II - I romp over Regjs the wmnjng and 200 meter (24.0). 10 April at Tufts 1:00PM mation any anicles on Sporting Events will be pitcher was Freshman Jen DeLucca. Aimee WPI will see action next Saturday, April 4 ll April UMnss Dartmouth happily accepted. The deadline is Friday Brock knocked in the winning run in the game when they host the Worcester City Meet. 14 April at Anna Maria w/ Wore. St. I :OOPM @5pm. against Fitchburg State. The winning pitcher in Men's track is shooting for its 23rd consecu­ that game was Chrissy Gagnon. tive winning cason trus spring. Two WPI Hoopsters named to CAC All-Conference team WPI SPORTS NEWS - Junior ba!.kctball have been <>elected to the 1991 -92 Con<>titution players Jason Golden and Chris Weinwurm Athletic All-Conference first team. Golden. a 6'7" center, led the team in scor­ ing (2 1.1 ppg}, rebounding (9.4 rpg). free throw percentage (.8 10%) and blocked shots (83). The 83 block~ e tablished a new school record for "swats" in a season. The old recoro was 49 set by John Loonie in 1984-85. Weinwurm, a 6'6" forward, teamed with Golden to form a very imposing front line He averaged 19.6 points, 9.1 rebounds while also recording 31 steals and blocks. Golden's best outing oft he year came in a a 80-77 overtime victory over Brandeis Untver­ 'illy. In that game he poured in 34 points and p,rabbed 15 rebounds. Weinwurm 's top night cume in a 82-76 oventme win against MIT when he -.cored 30 point'i and pulled down 10 rebound ~. · The duo helped lead the Engmeer; to a 12- 12 record and a \econd place fint"h in the C AC with a 7 J conference mu rk. Otey were JOined on the fir-.t team by Jim Picrrakos and Eril ~ WSPF."K STA~'J Pfl()'r0 1I' RIC' KRI\"l ()Fl' Oellasanta of Bahson College and C hm WPJ ba~eballloo;t both games to ~orwich Unher\ity in a double-header Saturday, McPher-on of NorwKh l "'"c"'ity. 6-4. 5--t Page4 NEWSPEAK Tuesday April 7, 1992 ARTS AND ENTERTAINMENT Glee Club Visits England John Bamborough. the former Principal and The chapel was jammed with people~ Well - THERE WAS NO PLANE. The night was by Louis Curran Vice Chancelorofthe university. John Clarke, over a thou and people were there. and they all cancelled for mechanical reasons and we were Associau Proftssor of M uslc Dean of the college, Giles Barber, Librarian of sang Welsh hymn ~ (in Welsh in parts). and the put onto a night to Chicago! After a four hour Imagine being able to pack up all of your the Taylonan Institute (the most exclusive WPI men 'tried their best. • When it came time layover in Chicago (where we met WPI profes­ belongings and escape from the snow and chill. library of the university). and Eric Buckley. for our section we sang the Copland f2.w: sor Jonathan Barnett. who as a fire safety to a place where the trees are blooming, the Printer of the Oxford University Press. The ~ lllld then three sptrituals -they were well consultant was traveling FIRST CLASS) it was bees are buzzing. and the hedgerows nrc green. reception following the concert was well re­ received. but when the men of Rhos sang - it a return to Logan and on to Worcester - in the Winter and snow in Worcester, then a plane ceived: from wines, cider lllld beer. to a full blew us away!!! There isn't a sound like it on middle of the day - or so our bodies told us. We ride from Logllll in Boston to fields and lawns buffet, in rather elegant urroundings. the globe. not even the Vienna State Opera. were up for almost two days. but the memo­ of flowering trees and banks of daffodtls - The next morning saw us up early. tying the On Wednesday 11 was goodbye to our hosts rable tour of '92 was over, and well accom­ SPRING in England. luggage down on the roof racks of our three and it was off to London for three days. while plished it W&l>. It brought new friends. solidi­ The WPI Glee Club just had this opportu­ white 'ducks' by now labelled 'The Leper,' Profe~sor Curran '>Ought the peace of the Hills fied the club. opened new experiences and was nily in the furm of a tour to the United King­ 'The Mystery Machine,' and 'The Virgin' (all of Mal vern. Twenty-six of the men were in the in England tn flowers and spring! dom. This marks the club's seventh European by the various nicks and bruises they suffered TowerofLondon. West- tour and their fourth to England. The Glee Club on the yard-wide Engli~h road~) . Off to Wales minster. the museums was invited to sing in sever.ll places across the through Stratford-upon-Avon. After paying and pubs of the Old City country. due respect to Shakespeare 10 hts tomb in the and the New - and we Landing at Heathrow International Airport parish church. a beer lunch in a neighboring didn't lose a one of MUSICIANS at 5:45 a.":~. wa a shock. but getting our land pub. and a tour of the town and the Royal them! transportation was more involved - three Shakespearean Theatre. Walelo wa1. next. Sunday. it was the white mini vans which looked like three ducks In the small village of Rho~. there are four II :00 am service in BOOK '92 in a row on Britain's super hi ghway~- nil on male choirs. all numbering over a hundred Great Malvern Pnory. the wrong side of the road. After tying down members each, and when we went to sing, they Aeou!.ticall y. it was the luggage on the roof racks, it was off to gathered all of them. We approached this con­ dead: people-wise, it O~ford, ~ith whole vans yelling "On the left cert with fear and trepidation. was full -side aisle" and dje. get ov~r on' the left." Twenty mtnutes later The members of the Rho~ Orpheus chotr all It was there that men Take the on the M4. a suitcase bounced off the lead vllll. were our hosts. They are world renowned. wi th got to go into the Tower and we all pulled over. Mtraculously. 11 was contract!> to Decca etc .. and are on TV con­ and see the peel of bell~ retrieved from five lanes of traffic. and we stantl y. The Welsh are among the foremost which had rung before went searchmg for rope. That was an adven­ choil'\ in the world. and this grouping of choin. the service -all mounted ture as we pulled off a major highway onto an ill the best of the Welsh. How did WE get upside down for easy First Step to English lane, looking for a village and rope. there?? ringing. There was none in Shipin on Tame- NONE­ In our limited free time, we visited Wrex­ Worcester Cathedr.tl so we drove lowly into Oxford through the ham. the borough seat. After touring St. Gile'l> - the last concert - and countryside, with thirty-three people in jet lag. Parish Church. where Elia Yale is buried. it the best. The wonderful Getting Signed .... After spending the day touring Oxford. Sat­ was off to the new town hall. There, the men acoustics of the Mary urday brought rehearsals and pubbing. The of Rhos had prepared a formal greeting by the Chapel helped. and the university was in session. and colored gowns Lord Mayor. complete with his 17th-century men could breathe a sigh CONTACT: were everywhere. Sunday was two events: gold chain valued at 82,000 British Pounds. of relief. This was the Major Record Labels, Publishers, High mass in venerable Pusey House and a and a t.plendid lunch. third time that the club r concert in Linacre College-Professor Cur­ Concert time came, and after a warm-up.the had sung there, and their ~ Clubs, Promoters, Managers, Studios, ran's college in Oxford. Mass went very men, decked out in white tiet. and tails. walked robust sound filled the Distributors, Nationwide smoothly. as if the club were old profesl.tonals out into the front organ balcony of 'the big cathedral. with the Church of England's liturgy. chapel-The Bethlehem Chapel.' Don Pit­ After a formal 'end of Send $35.00 (check oc money order) to: The dining room of Linacre, where the man, immedtately behind Professor Curran. as tour dinner' of typical concert took place, was designed to absorb soon as he saw the audience was heard to say Engli sh roa.st beef and A & R RECORD GUIDE sound-and il did. The concert went well. to a "Oh. God!", or a more earthy expression of the Yorkshire pudding. it P.O. Box 884lS small-but influential-audience. Among same order. There were more than three hun­ wa~ up at 5:00 am and n Los Ancela. CA 900.l9 those present were current Principal, Sir Bryan dred men 10 the balconies facing our 33. and an race into London to Carledge. former ambassador to Moscow, almobt eq uaJ number of women. Heathrow and the plane .. FINE ARTS PRESENTS: The Bocherini Ensemble Tuesday, April 7fh 8 PM Gompei's Place

/(Music from Bach to Beethoven, to Rhythm and Blues, to Zeppelin and Hendrix. From five years at Maine State Prison, to International Accclaim at the European International Festival in Geneva, Switzerland" Tuesday April 7, 1992 NEWSPEAK PageS ARTS AND ENTERTAINMENT 360's and Curtain Society play to nearly empty pub The Cunuan Socacly and the 360'"· The eve­ delayed gu1tar. which add., up to a very po\\.er­ called being tight. bul I don't want anyone 10 by Brya" Gu"" ning opened with Tht: Cunam Society. a trio ful "alternative rock" 'ound. The guitarist get the wrong idea). overcoming thang~ like Newspeak Sttiff 1hat ha~ lhcir own van, the mark of u truly broke u tradition that mo\1 alternati ve bands broken strings very smoothly. so smoothly in up"ardl) mobile band. A.., any one of 1hc obey. however. by becoming a proficient gu1 fac t. that nobody would have known if the lead Yc~. fol~'· once again 1\\0 great band' twent)' people prc~ent atlhc 'how wall tell you. tari\1. Thi\. combined \\.llh a 1alented and ~ingcr hadn 't announced it. That's a petty played in Gompci'' and nobody went to \CC they pla)cd Gothic-Gloom roc~ . somethmg precl\e rhythm 'cellon whtch included a ba~ ­ complaant. !hough. The bouom line '' the-.c them. I'm '>Ure wuh thl' ~md of enthus i a~m. you W(luld be la~cly to hear af you hMcncd to 'i-.tlhnl can actually''"!!· created a \Ound that guy' were great. the already minuscule amuunt of money that WBR U on a day when the DJ wa' reeling 'eemcd 10 be 100 bag and cool 10 be just three The 360\ were more of a typical roc~ n' roll WPI relinqul\hcs for sociul events will JUSt depre~ ... ed. Thcar guitarist/lcatbingcr hu~ lhc people. Their -.ongs. which occn~iona ll y band, consasting of a drummer. bas!>ist, lead ~ ky rockc t if they know it wall be ~pent on moaning l'm - ~o-m•~erahlc voice and creates .;ounded uncomfonably clo'e to Da~ln t egra­ guuamt. and frontman/rhythm guiturbt, only .,hows that nobody goc~ to an) way. the \Wtrlang wall of choru<;cd. nangcd. and tion era Cure. \\Cre very mvenuve and vaned. in thi\ case the from man w:c. a woman. They But I digre''· The real \tory here '" aboul The band played vel} well together (thi '> i~ had more of a raw rock 'ound, the rewh of neglcctang effects in favor of guitars blasted through overdrive n Man.hall amplifiers. The lead si nger was cntcnaining. talking umiably (~======-_T_h_e_C_o_li_se_u_m______~) with the crowd through the feedback and other like a man than mOl.t of them. Takang her place wa~ Angela Steam~. who problems that always -.cern to crop up at these by Sam Eden The male competitors were Kevin Cleary. had the nickname "Ruby lli ghligh~" t han~'> to conccns. Their music wa<, an the straight ahead Newspeak Stqff and chiropractor Tommy Knolt. I really wi~h the simple mandcd announcers. Anyway. An­ rock category. sometimes taking on an almost they'd stop showing him cracking people's gela showed that she had the right stuff in the southern rock feel. If you combined Edac Hello again, it's time once again for the necks like that. It sounds like it huns. A LOTI Maze. and earned another ten points. At one Brickell and New Bohemians with AC/OC, column wrinen by and for the fans of that Anyway. before we really begin. I'd just point. she was holding off an attack from Icc, and threw in a pinch of Lynyrd Skynyrd. you television sports program, American Gladi­ like to ask who the nut was who invited the and al~o keeping Susie behind her. so thnt she would have the 360's. Their singer has an ators. Weapolog•ze for the delay. but we found cheerleading team?!!?? And of course. my could score those ten pomts. incredible voicc,the kind that can M:ream the that we were suddenly too busy to write this, second question is, whose brilliant idea was it Which brings us to our Gladiator Competi­ paint off the walls, and they have a dynamite but now, thedreadedC-Term is over, and we're to give them a MICROPHONE?!!?! Anyway. tion Lesson for the Day. Ever wondered what lead guitarist. Although their sound isn't really ready to stan again. annoying cheerleaders on drugs aside, here· s the easiest way to find your way through the distincti ve. they have lots of good songs. It Also, this week, Sam is writing this alone. the run down on the events. Maze is? Well. you can' t knock over the walls. would probably be even better to see these guys Zack suddenly found that he had a life. and was Susan Stencil and Tommy Knox took early that's not allowed. (I think you're allowed to at a bar or a party. too busy to devote time to this silliness. I, leads by shutting out their opponents in the first throw them at the Gladaators though) But re­ Basically, it was a night of great music for however. ever ready to devote 1ime to silliness. three events. Atlasphere, Hang Tough. and member. the Gladiators only mark the real two bucks. If you have read this far. then you will continue. Neltt week, I should have an­ Power Ball. The only reall y exciting thing to route. If you get lost. look for a Gladiator. If probably aren't the typical apathetic WPI stu­ othcrco-author. and we' ll get back to that witty happen (jokes regarding Zap's legs in Hang you run into all four, you' re as good as out. dent and are someone who goes to thc!.C con­ repartee that you've come to expect in a good Tough eltceptcd) was the slight bit of contro­ Now, in the Eliminator, everything was certs. so bring some people to the next show. Newspealc column. versy in the Men's Hang Tough competition. It pretty ho hum. though Kevin and Angela man­ Now. excuse me while I put on a Warrant This past week was the first match-up of the seems that with only five seconds left, Laser aged to catch up pointwi-.c. They both made album and complain that there's never any­ second round of competition. This is. of pulled Tommy Knox into hi scissor hold, by some pretty clear mistakcl> while running this thing to do on this campus. course, only for the second half of the season. yanking on his shin. The referee ruled that thil. event. The final wtnner.. were Susan Stencil The first season champions Kimberly Lentz was illegal and gave Tommy five points. So, and Tomm y Knox and they advance to the next and Mark Onega stand ready 10 take on the after three rounds of competition. the scores round. champion of this season, to who is the best see were Susan with 9. Vivan 0. and in the men's This week's top 5 Larry CL.onkbms: competitor of them all. side, Tommy had 8. while Kevin Cleary came I) "Nitro says, 'I'd rather bang heads. · The female competitors tha s week were down with nothing. 2) "Take a look at her statl>!" Susan Stencil and Vivian Riley. Vivaan won in The men's shutout continued through the 3) "Just like her personality. right straaght a last second Eliminator match-up in the first joust, with no change in scores for either side. down the middle.'' round of competition, running backwards neither of them being able to knock Gemini off 4) Pack your bags gal. you're coming to Cali­ across the goal line. Susan was a half-time of the platfonn. However. Vivian Riley took fornia!" replacemem for the way-cool Terry Plunkett, Blaze out by knocking her pugil stick right out and ... who injured her ankle during a Power Ball of her hands. Then, when she jumped off the 5) "You don't compete an the Eliminator. you game. Susan is yet another in a long series of platform. Vivian twisted her ankle and had to auack it.'' female construction workers who have com­ be removed from the competition. Next week, a new co-author. peted on the Gladiators, and she looks more Selection of the 1992-93 Residence Hall Staff is completed . Please join Residential Services in congratulating next year's staff!

STUDENT HALL DIRECTORS

David Crowell Chris L'Hommedieu Jason Farren Terra Peckskamp Cory Jobe Jenn Shiel

RESIDENT ADVISORS

Brian Aldrich Corey Lewis Candace Baley Lee Lipski Gregory Bloom Marie Meier Bryan Bordeaux Christopher Music Francis Branco William Nothwang Jacques Brouillette Robert O'Malley Ill Justin Caserta Terra Peckskamp Shaileen Costello Rick Porter Sherri Curria Brian Prunier Karen Daly Darek Pryputniewicz Susan Daly Francis Ricciardi Brandon Goodwin George Roberts Scott Griffiths Christophet Scruton Raedah Haddad Kevin Shea Rebecca Kiluk Christopher Shepard Renee LaFountain Paul Wildman Kathleen Lamkin Nathan Wittasek Richard Leaton PageS NEWSPEAK Tuesday Aprll7,1992 NEWSPEAK HUMOR

-···· .. •• 4 ••• ·-·· .... ----· ... ------Tuesday April7, 1992 NEWSPEAK Page7 NEWS Global Research Center offers options for going abroad dem1c year wllh several purposes. Its founders ter is a time and money saving firM Mep. You WPJ \tudent can save Lime and money while by Branl Smilh wanted to have vital statistics and information can browse through books about the region that Newspeak Sial/ abroad. on the Third World, Foreign Policy. trade and you ore going too. or look up its statistics, see I NFORMATION Attemion Students and Faculty of WPI. the environment from all countrie' conve­ the topography. and get a general feel of where The Global Resource Center is committed Going abroad anyume . oon? Have an JQP or niently located in one place. They wanted to you are going (currently it has books on Bel­ to providing students with vital information other paper and you need those vital statistic:.? have a room where student!> could come and gium. Tha1land. The Netherlands, Germany. from the United Statelo and abroad. Currently Or do you just want some place were you can relax and maybe catch up on world events. lndone!oia, Malaysia. Mexico, the United King­ the Center has volumes on the Third World, the go and catch up on wha t is happening in the Finally. they wanted a room where students dom. llaiti, Colombia. Peru. the Dominican Environment, Foreign Policy, United Nations world in a relaxed atmosphere? If you an­ wi~hmg to go abroad could come and explore Republic, France. Norway. and Japan ... and statistics on every nation, International Educa­ swered yes to any of these questions then you a little bit about the countrie~ that they wanted more are being purcha!.ed). Also in the Global tion. and basic information about other coun­ need to check out WPrll Global Resource togo to. Resource Center I'> literature about how to get tries. The Room is also equ1 pped with a Room. It can be- found 10 room 218 on the Although the room I!> \till mcompletc. 11 ha~ along 1n other countrieo;. This range'> from computer and a printer that ha.o; PC USA. PC upper noor of the Project Center, next to the been \uccessful in the!>e goals. The Global lntemational Student I D.·., (which. in Europe. Globe. and other computer l>Oftware that ha.' upstairs entrance. This room has a little of Re\()Urce Center docs have the information in wi ll abo get you di~counts at many locution!.), \tatlstics. and other current infom1at1on about everything in it and i' ge tting more all the time. it that makes nil of this po-.~ible. But in general Bed .md Breakfast ''· u.,ing the Eurrall, di o;­ all countries and region\. The information in it il!n ·, JU\t for tho-.e gomg it ju\t ma~c' WPJ \ludenh' lives that much count' on air fare'!.. and variou' pa!>o,e-. once PF:RIO DICAL abroad, but it ha' 'umcthmg for everyone. eas1er. and may even \aVe them money. you get over there The Center al'>o ha-. mfor­ The Global Re\Ource Center i' al'u If) ing to although 1f >ou a~e going abroad or are globally GOIMI ABROAD matlon that can help ) ou plan your expcnence create an atmo,pherc were Mudent., can come minded thi1> room i' of 'pccial mterc!>t to you. t-or -.lUdems gomg ahroad. whether it be for abroad now. By .,pending a lillie bit uf ume in and relax. To do thb it ha~ pruvidcc.l :1 comfon­ Thi-; room wa" founded earlier thi!. aca- project work or not, the Glohal Rc,ourcc C'cn- the Glohul Re~ou rcc Center while at WPJ, the :thle reading area were you can come and read ... uch magazine'> "' the Economi,t. Bu\incl>~ Wee~ . Fonunc. World Watch. Utnc Reader. and nmccllaneou., mformatlon un fure1gn af­ ralf\. central t\menca. HuQ1a n JR1ght-.. and Getting to know SGA officiclls lntemauonal Sc1cnce and Tt.'Chnology. AJ,o. JU'>t ouhide the Room. there arc numerou\ cnminu~cl from pa,(!,e I engineering major. wa' elected vice president. School and is a junior majoring in mechanical new<.papers r.mging from the Chmtian Sci­ A gmduate of Pin~enon Academy in Derry. engmccnng at WPJ. She is a former re!>idcnt ence Monitor. Bo\ton Globe. The lri\h Time!>. president and hru. been a rcltldent advisor and N.H .. Keenan is vice pre'>ident of 1he -.tudcnt advi'>or and is a member of the cabinet of Phi The Wall street Journal. and the San Juan Star chairperson of the Res1dence II all Council. He chapter ofAIChc(Ameri can lnslltute ofChemi­ S1gma S1gma sorority and a member of the The Global Resource Center i\ -.till 1n II\ mfancy and is grow mg. If you would hkc to !lee is a member of Phi Sigma, the national biology carnpu~ &=. Institute'<; varsity field hockey team, the Crim­ cal Engineers), coordinator for a book. a magatine. or somethmg else in the honor society. Last April he received the ~. a new magazine that will contain infor­ !>On and the Gray. und SocComm (the Social Global Resource Center please contact Hosscin Sophomore Excellence Award at Recognition mation about the 10 schools in the Worcester Committee). From May through December Hakim in the Project Center. at 831-5772, '91,the annual campus wide awards ceremony. consonium for Higher Education, and a mem­ 1991, as a panicipant in WPI' s Cooperative email Haki m or stop on by room 2 18 on the As a 1991 Pfizer Undergraduate Research Fel­ ber of Alpha Gamma Delta sorority and the Education Program. Panico worked in com­ second noor of the Project Center weekday low, Daigle spent 10 weeks last summer doing Crimson and Gray, an organization that pro­ puter-aided design for Pratt & Whitney. afternoons. research that focused on using plant cell cul­ vides student volunteers to suppon maJ Or cam­ ture to produce and harvest valuable medici nal pus events. Last fall she was an orientation compounds from plants. Ronald Cheetarn. leader for freshman and other new s tudent ~. professor of biology and biotechnology. was Michelle Giglio is the new Treasurer. A his advisor. graduate of Midland High School in Midland, Daigle presents mnth and science enrich­ Texa!., Giglio is a sophomore majoring in civ 1l ment 1.eminars to gifted elementary school engineermg who wa' clao;s treasurer in her Mudentc; in the Worcester area. He plays piano freo,hman year and wa\ a -.tudent government at college C\ cnts and. dunng 'iUmmer vaca 'enator thi-. year. tion!>, at restaurant!> in Wells. 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, .... 8 PM FREE PageS NEWSPEAK Tuesday Aprll7, 1992 COMMENTARY Just a Thought Grace Amidst Madness and losses in this column, rather I Louisville, (pronounced Lu-a-ville. not fiddled a bit and by luck was able to Krzysewski had come to his radio by Rev. Stephen Brown want to share with you something that Luis-ville). His style was crisp and get the signal pretty good. I turned stand. He then gave the mike to the WPI Protestant Campus Ministry happened after the Duke- sharp - he helped you see the game down the TV sound and listened to Duke Conch. I will never forget what As you read this column. the Cham­ game Saturday night. In case you are while you were listening on the radio. Cawood Ledford call this great game. he said next. pionship game of the NCAA tourna­ one of the few people on the planet In my case, it was an old transistor UK lost of course, and Cawood said it Conch Krzysewski first said that as ment has been played, and with any who missed THE GREATEST BAS­ radio hidden under my pillow so my would have been UK's greatest vic­ much as hew as rejoicing for his team's luck, Duke once again reigns as na· KETBALL GAME EYER parents couldn't hear it. He was UK tory, but it was not to be. victory, he was anguishing over the tionnl champ. Being an Ohio State PLAYED. Duke beat Kentucky in basketball, though he was quick to be After the game, I turned the TV off. hurt the Kentucky team and its fans fan, I would at this point be satisfied if overtime. I 04-103. My story con· critical when UK stunk up the floor butkepttheradioon. I figured Cawood must be feeling. You could hear the Duke has devoured Indiana and cems one of those persons who was and give credit to the other team. would have a message as he closed off emotion in his voice as he talked about trounced Michigan; two teams of broadcasting the game on radio. II had been announced before the 39 years of broadcasting. I was right. how far UK has come back after rwo seemingly no social value. I am not Cawood Ledford has been doing Duke-UK game that his would be his He took time to thank everyone for his years of probation and sanctions, now sure I can live with Indiana Coach the play-by-play for the University of last game. So with I 0 minutes to go in wonderful 39 years as announcer for to lose on a buuer beater. The Duke Bobby Knight gloating with one more Kentucky for 39 years, since I was 6 the game, I decided to see if my radio UK basketball. But as he wound down coach turned to Cawood Ledford and national championship. years old. Growing up in Central in Holden could receive WHAS so I his goodbye. he interrupted himself to thanked him for all he had done for But ! don't want to talk about wins Ohio, I used to listen to him on WHAS could hear Cawood's last game. I say that the Duke Coach, Mike basketball as the voice of UK basket­ ball all these years. I was thunderstruck. Here was the Duke coach still basking in, or should have been basking in, the glory of what may perhaps be the greatest vic­ (~======~~~I=n~si=d~e~VV~r~e~st=li~n=g~~~~~~) tory of his coaching career. But no, by Ste.,e Sousa rules of the match allowed both sides they are so stupid they thought they ring to me, it was an experience. here he was. taking rime to come over Newspeak. Staff to bring and use foreign objects. only had won the belts! After the match. Unfortunately. the other memory was and congratulate UK and Cawood Windham and JYD brought any. The the belts were reiUmed 10 th their when pulled down the back of Ledford. As I thought about what was No one seemed to miss my anicle most original was rightful owners and WCW order was Rude's tights. I'm sure the females in happening, I realized I was listening for the past few weeks when I didn't hringing a roll of tape and taping returned. auendance were impressed, but I'll to the very definition of the term grace. write one, but it's not as if I have Zbyszko to one of the turnbuckles, Next, U.S. champion pass. Anyway, Sting pinned Rude to When we think of grace, we usually anything beuer to do with my life. so then taping his mouth shut. Steve challenged Sting for the World title. retain the title. think of how one reacts when they Inside Wrestling is back! Due to the Austin tried to make it close, but in the There was a lot of good action in this On the whole, it was worth the ten have lost. Being graceful when win­ fact that this article is due before W­ end Larry "The Living Loser" got one. but two memories stick out in my bucks, and it wa'i beuer than some ning is extraordinary. I hope I can be Mania but it will be printed after, l pinned. mind. The first was being called a WWF cards I've been to. I will be that graceful during my greatest suc­ will babble about something else,like After the break. Massachusetts Meatball by Rick waiting for the next WCW card to cess. the WCW card Brandon and I at­ wrestled Vinnie Vegas, who used to Rude. Even though I am not from come to Worcester, sometime early My Ohio State is ouL, so I think I'll tended recently at the Centrum. be Oz. While his image may have Mass., so therefore he wasn't refer- next century. root for Duke. I like graceful people. The first match was a complete improved, hi1> wrestling ability snooze-a-thon. (filling hasn't, and Ron ··we've all heard a NEWS in for F'ing Brian) upset Richard thousand times he was on FSU's var­ Monon. I suppose that was an upset, sity football team, Thank you, Jim but does anyone care? In the next Ross'' Simmons pinned him with a match, Marcus Bagwell , who I think small package. r think. Traditions Day will be a major star once he gets some Next was Diamond Dalla.-; Page experience, went up against Big Van versus The Taylor-made man. I continued from page I I 0:00A.M. on the Quad. All answers Vader. Bagwell, despite giving up couldn't believe my eyes at first when Watch for a final schedule on Tra- must be in before 3:00 P.M. about 200 pounds to Vader, did ex­ I saw Taylor walk down the aisle. I 1:00PM· 1:15PM: ditions Day to be sure to dunk your Teams can include up to three (3) tremely well. However, he didn't do thought I was seeing Ted DiBiase! Todd Billings, Lab Machinist favorite professor/staff member/stu- members. well enough to win, as Vader pinned Apparently. Terry stole one of (Grunge} dent! They are only in tJ1e tank for 15 The team that answers the most him following a splash. DiBiase's tuxedoes. because his au ire 1:15PM· 1:30PM: minutes so don't miss it! questions wins the hunt. The third match featured the was nearly identical to the million Jack Hanlon, Director of Public WPI Scavenger Hu nt - I 0:00- 3:00 In the event of a tie, time will be the bloodthirsty man from Truth or Con­ dollar man's, except for the dollar Safety PM on the Quad deciding factor. So there is an incen- sequences, Cactus Jack. wiping the signs. Anyway. this match was fur­ 1:30PM· 1:45PM: This new and exciting Traditions tive to finsh as quickly as possible. sickeningly effeminate smile off of ther embarrassment for Taylor, Howard Seidler. Asst.Director of Day event will most likely become a Prizes will be awarded as follows: Johnny B. Badd's face. Badd did mainly because I started a cock-a­ Housing challenging Tradition itsetn The hunt 1st place: Traditions Day T-shins have an advantage in quickness dur­ doodle-do chant in the audience (well, 1:45 PM · 2:00PM: may take you to parts of campus that and pizza at Gompei 's for your team. ing the match, but that only meant that not really, but after I did it, about ten Kim Philipp '93, President. Panhel you may not have seen before - you're 2nd place: Pizza at Gompei's for Cacti only connected on half of his people copied me at various times 3:00 PM • 3:15 PM: bound to learn some new and interest- your team. moves. Unfortunately, the match during the match ) . but also because Professor Robert Nonon, ME ing facts about WPI. So, enter to show ended when Badd was geuing his he should have easily beaten Page. 3:15 PM • 3:30 PM: off your knowledge of WPl and its If you are interested in participat­ clock cleaned on the outside of the lnstead, the match dragged on to what Ken Lyons, WPl Food Service history, or enter just for the thrill of ing, organize your team, complete the ring, when he ran into the ring to seemed like infinity. Taylor did, mer­ (DAKA) the hunt! attached registration form and send it escape further punishment and just cifully end the match by pinning Page. 3:30 PM • 3:45 PM: Some rules and information for the in this week. Or just show up on beat the referee's ten count, therefore Finally we were at the two title Ellen Madigan '92, Outgoing Stu­ Scavenger Hunt are as follow. Regis­ Traditions Day and sign up on The winning by COUnlOUI. matches. The first was the Steiner dent Body President trations for the hunt will begin at Quad. Just before the intermission was a Bros challenging the Dangerous Alli­ 3:45PM-4:00 PM: Bunkhouse Brawl rules ance for the World Tag belts. At one Professor Arthur Butler, EE I,------, Scavenger Hunt RegistTation Form I match which was scheduled to be point during the match, 4:00 PM -4:15PM: and TV champ Steve was making obscene gestures toward Professor Van Blumel, Physics 1 Team Members Box # 1 Austin in an elimination tag match Medusa, who was in the comer of the 4:15PM-4:30PM: against Barry Windham and Dustin Alliance. I was disgusted. He is Milte Shorr '92 Rhodes. Fonunately for all of us fans, supposed to be a role model for our 4:30 PM - 4:45 PM: I I Dustin couldn't make it that night. youth. and he is motioning as if he Nick Dirico '93, President, Theta I I Unfortunately, his replacement was were playing with himself? He also at Chi . The fan favorites one point, bit Am Anderson and 4:45 PM • 5:00 PM: I I \______Retu:_ro Pat Custodio~:_ 207~ ____ _) mostly dominated this match, prima­ on their asses! People Scott Borges '93. President, lFC rily because Zbyszko, the living cheer for this guy? I used to be a fan leech, was totally useless throughout of the Steiners, but after this match I the entire bout, and even as good as wonder... Not surprisingly, the Austin is, he can'ttake on two men at Steiners won, but by D-Q. However, once. Surprisingly, even though the

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MIC HAEL .J. FOX offered next year The new course catalog has already come Top1cs mclude cute lillie colored resistors, out. but a few additions have been made. If fat capacitors and instructions for reading lhe anyone IS interested in taking thc<,e cou~e s. mfonnation in the Radio Shack 150 in I elec· contact the depanment head of the spon,oring tron i c~ kit. Principles include V=I/R and 1/R dcpanment. = EMC"2. Credit may also be earned for ES3004 Fluid Mechanics becau~e it i' all JU~I CE 3061.5 - Dirty Water Treatment like water flowing through a pipe. Fluids background helpful but not requ1red. Experience in ~olid ~crccning and plunging ME 3503- Beginning Stress Analysis helpful. Hip wader~ will be provided. No math Recommended Background. CS I 010 huck~:rmmd is assumrd or nredrd. ('chcme) and MA4213 (risk theory). Experi­ ence with fudge factoring and memori1ing ot CHI021-1022 - The First Law of Ther­ '>pccial c~cs helprul. modynamics This is a special 14 "eek course in the fir-.1 M 5000 - Modern Dance Music law of thennodynamic'>. Q+W=O. Student\ Ancndance not required. Topic<; include will also learn how energy is lo~t. Prrrrqw repc11110n. superficiality and hearing IO'>'> . sttes: Algehra I Field tnp to Clubland po!>'>lblc.

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CS666A (0 < A < 1,000,000) • Data More cour-.es for the followmg year arc m Structures in BASIC the planning "age,. Some of the more intere<,t· No 'pccific language il> rcqu1red, but pro· mg one'> arc: gmmming inC will be 50% of the cour-.c grade and o;cheme quizze-. wi ll be given every other 88 5000 Advanced Dissection week. Cobol may be ~llbl>ti tu cd . Programmin.~ (BYODT Bring Your Own Dead Thing) wt/1 ht• dt1ne tm a fRS-IW. FP 5000 Advanced Fire Starting (lab EE 000 I - Beginning Circuit Theory to be held in Fuller). ANNOUNCEMENT International Service of Peace Sunday, April 12th and Understanding and understandmg between cultures and Perreault Hall by Rev. Stephen Brown people!.. WP/ Protestant Campus Ministry 6:30PM & 9:30PM Co·sponsored by the International Student On Saturday. April I I, many international Counc1l at WPI and the Worcester Area Cam­ $2.00 admission college students will gather at Fir;t Bap11 ~1 pus Mini try,th1s service is the first oflh1s type Church in Worce ter to panicipate man Inter· for student~ in Worcester. The service will national Service of Peace and Understandmg. begin at 3:00 m Dnvis Chapel at First Baptist. Coming from 7 different area schools, students The public is invited to attend the service and of Christian, Muslim, Jewish, Se1k. Hindu. a reception followrng. For furlher infonnation. Orthodox. and African religion:. will gather for please contact Rev. Stephen Brown at 1-800- a Service for Peace and Understanding. Stu· 812-8185, or Tom Thomsen at WPI at 831· dents will share readings from their <,criptures. 5201. songs. and prayers that speak to world peace

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AIChE Pubhcll)' Chair: Rhonda Ring The trca... urer a'> sccrctl) runnmg the whole haven' t you \hould! Thas wed. the Fane Art ~ club. Commi11ee bnng'>two mu.. acal group-. to WPI. Well. here I am - back again. The high We hove arranged for a presentation on To 'pend more than Kyle! Toduy ut X pm m Gompci '., is a really cool 'c:hool Outreach Program went very well Thur.­ Wednesday April M ut 4:10pm in AK219. It's not a good event unle!>\ you bill\\ an amp wingcn\cmblccall ed the Bochcnni Enwmble. uuy night " Is Chern. eng. hard'?'' wn.' 4Uitc the Supcnmm: Mun. Myth and Message by Profcs­ or 2. They pcrlom1 lllU'>IC runging from classacalto an r ere~ ting4ueMion. Don 't furgcllo tnlktoSuc ~or David Cygunsl..a, EE Depr. The we ll know Tuhlc The Wall. Leu Zeppelin. Tomorrow at 10 um Flor De 1box 61 1) about Red Sox 1ickc" for A prii2Rth character Supc:nnan (u.t...u. Clark Kent. u.k.a. It loc.ll. \ lit..e there o,hould he candle' on the Cana wall be anllurrington. They arc perform­ hy mw.u.. (They're $6.00 each) fhc 'afety Kai-EI) hu' undergone a nearly complete top of those That 's just my opimon. ing as pan ol the Cultuml Fc:.uvnlthat wi ll be 'cmmur, Fire and Fire Protection, l'>tomorrow. makeover •.-. a rt:su lt of ha" dcpaction an the Jon\ JU't trymg to mat..c the Club Comer goang on unll l J pm an HA on Wcdne<,day. The ' l0-4:30pmin Ncwaii Haii(At..ll6) Allure ffiO\ IC '>eriC'> and break an COffi iC book hi\IOn agam. Fine An Committee will have a booth there .mc.l nwa ted und encouraged to :mend. Coot..ac,, cal contanU II )' t..nown J \ the Crisas on lnrinlll' C'ommg '>oon: Koyaum'4'"' • on the Quad. \\a ll be a'kang for any '>ugge .. uon a'> to\\ hat to ~at..e. brownac'>. yell we're havmg another b;ll..c Eanh,, und J Pub Show m thc LW. bnng 10 WPI next year. CAll you luc t.. y fre,h­ 'ale Thursday .md Friday from 11 .00 am - 2;()0 Thi~ colorful pre ... cntataon will amwer 'uch C'OOKIECOOK IECOOKic!!! Thoat',all man that don 't havecla'>l. on Wt:dneo;day should pm If you can help out. contact Kam CboA imponnnt quesuon'> about the revisaomst Su for now foll.. l>. stop by.) I 'i43) Oh and tlon 't forget about the bunnie!> 7 perman u,, What happened to the old ' upcr­ The MaJOr Events Commanee •., bu<.y work­ c11of -;ohd mall.. chocolate bunnae~ will be sold man'! How as Superman different? How ~ upcr ing out the detail' of the Eanh Day conccn. at the bake ~a l e, as we ll tls from now until is he no tat..mg him. What b the current ~ tu t u' MASQUE llopcfully ticket!. will be available next wee~ . Easter. they can be purchased from AIChE of Lana Lang. Loas Lane and Lex Luthor. etc. Sec you at a SocComm event rhi !. week! officers and members. In closing I would juM •••we Mrongly encourage all to attend. ••• lley guys. it 's rime for that club comer like to thank Kim for the luncheon as well as One final note of interest. Our esteemed th ang. So. what's going on an Masque'? I don't Prof Thompson and all others who came. (And faculty advi,or. Profe~'>or Richard Va1. ha' know. but Ryan Sman, Jonathon Stoll, or Chad Society of Women Engineers Mere. the light<; were on)! Good luck with made a challenge to the EE undergradume Council probably do. At lea\! they should. So classes and ~ ya all soon. 323 NOT st udents. He claims that his team of Faculty we have this thing coming up an a couple Hi everyone! We are going 10 be very bu~y PS: "Oh. is that distilled water?" and graduate student!. can beat the undergradu­ weeks: NEW VOICES X. For those of you who for the next couple of weeks. For those of you "Yes. Virginia. there is a Santa Claus." ates in a Softball game. If anyone is interested don't know, NEW VOICES is the annual fes­ that wcren 'tat the meeting last Tuesday here as in helping us prove him wrong, contact us at tival of student theater here at WPI. After a general summary: ieeesb@wpi. If anyone has any question-; doing this for Ten years. we mu t be getting concering any of activi ties. projects, or what good at it. April 8 Day in the Life 3:30-4:30 Alpha Phi Omega not feel free to contact us at this email address. Performances for NEW VOICES X begin ice breaker, movie, popcorn, and demo on Wednesday. April 22nd. and continue April 15 Day in the Life 3:30-4:30 GIVE BLOOD GIVE BLOOD GIVE International Students Council through Saturday. April 25th .• so tell your campus tour and demo BLOOD GIVE BLOOD!!! friends and family to come see it ...... Adm is­ April 22 Day in the Life 3:30-4:30 Blood drive today April 7th. Walk for Spring is here, bringing on its wings the sion is FREE and open to the publk. It's Q&A and computer use Walden Woods April 12th be there. get some single largest event sponsored by the lmema­ NEVER too late to get anvolved, either. If you exercise. for a good cause or at least sponsor tional Students' Council - the Cultural Festi­ or anyone you know is interested in getting Ifyou are interel>ted in helping out for any of <;omeone who is going. Pledge class projec ts val. For those who reli h a kaleidoscope of involved with NEW VOICES X. contact Dawn these dates. please contact Evelyn Chang or coming up, soon. Get involved, help out. Well color and culture. and especially for those who Varacchi (email dawn@wpa. box 2417) or Aureen Cyr. Your help would greatly be that's all the news, I can th ink of for this week relish in the new and untried. the Cultural Chad Council (email council@wpa . box 2952. appreciated!! We would also like to see many 'IO Bye guys ..( and gals) .... Festival is an ideal way of experiencing the 755-3106). It's that easy ..... SWE members at Recognition '92. After all JEN GET BEITER PLEASE !!!!!! nuances of other nations wi thout buying a Also, don't forget about Alpha Psi Omega we have been nominated for Outstanding Cam­ IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIU II 1111111111 lltlltl ffflfl plane ticket. stuff that's coming up ... get those nomination pus Organitlllion. The '92 Cuhural Festival will take place on lett ers in! Blatant Plug: Go See New Voices X!! I can April 8 in Harrington from 10:00 am to 3:00 One last thing ... Worcester State is putting do that. *Crack• Ooh, Dave! For all those pm. For those who have never experienced the on "Anything Goes" April lOth, so go sec it. Women's Crew TTAH goers ...S PA NK. Go to NVX it 'll be event, they can expect a variety of display!> Tolk to Sparky (email doctor@wpi, box 1310) l>pankm'! Inside joke... random nonsenses. from the students. Traditionally, intemataonal for details. And finally let us not forget the Hello again! Get pumped - our first race 1!. Come 10 NVX - see Trish get shot. That whip students have generously brought in items many times we've cursed the sun for being too thi!. weekend. A positive attitude going into a wou ld work better than the gavel. Dave. I'm indigenous to thetr own countries and set up hot and then begged it to come back when the race gives you. The upper edge over competi bacl.. . I'm back (just not officaally). Whe re'.:; displays of paintings. handicrafts, brass ware!>, winter came. tion so keep your boat's banana's and some S!bha? Does Anyone read thas? that's not a and an some ca\e video and audio ca..<;sette.'l. pnl>ta on Fnday (no comments Sandy). Good duck ..... But there is one in NVX. I get to be in The displays are always manned wi th students luck to the new novices on their first race ever. a coma, WOW. JenK - I hope you feel better willing to explain the origans and significance SocComm l et's win some shirts! real soon. We miss you. Ehhh! Hey big brol of their items on display. Paning quotes: "Why ask why?" "Gona Tum around for me. Dave has a brown head. For those who consider themselves epicu­ Hi! Have you picked up n cash card this love that Sunburn/frostbite combination." Woof. Woof! Peanut Butter! Whew! Good rean in nature, there is also a wide variety of week in the Student Ac t ivitie~ Office'? If you Kerry is SQ Very" thing mom doesn't buy crunchy!!! Can these international food samples to choose from . meetings get any more meaningless? J'esore You might not get a full meal out of the deal, que al me finit. HI there linle brothers! - but you will definitely have the benefit of a Hugs .... It '!> Margaret Thatcher! She'!. not roy­ broader culinary experience. WORK STUDY JOBS alty. Quote of the week. from Ahne. "Dave As far as the performances are concerned. your suck gave me a splinter."' Well seeing is believing. Thas year. the lndaans will then .... hmmmm???? Peace and :-) ! do a modema7.ed veNion oflhe Punjabi Bhangra AVAILABLE FOR THE dance. The Hispanic Mudents will twirl nnd swing to the temp of Lntin American music. Chorale The Korean -.tudent'l will demolish stack'> of '92 - '93 ACADEMIC wooden boards in u stunning display of manial Hope everyone had an enjoyable weekend. an!> expen1se. Forthosc who don't know :TheSpringConcen Don't miss tim. event! Yeur after year YEAR!!! wi ll be held at the First Uni tarian Church on scores of children from the Worce.~ t er commu­ Tuesday. April 14th at 7:30 PM Hopefully nity schoob have come and enjoyed the day lots of people will go. lt"s going to be really with our mtemauonal tudent. So crack open nace. The week after the concen. we will be your filofax and pencil uc; in - you won't regret focusing on the "Messiah", which i!> to be II. performed at Trinity Lutheran Church on Sun­ day, April 26th at 3PM. Save both these dates Residential Services would and all rehearsal dates that go with them. And. Lens and Lights don't forget to make-up rehearsals, if you have any to make-up. As always ... Tilursday is Ba­ So, how abourthose two pub shows? II was like to hire, in advance, several gel Day! This week GROUP I is on duty. a big challenge to do both of them off in two Don't forget what time your on. See everyone separate locations. It would help next time if tonight ! we could clone the fun ny box and have one for work study students to work in each location. Fencing Club Rich found the tool box buried under every­ thing. This ., good since he can now repaar our office for the '92 - '93 This()... Term has been panicularly laad back equipment. Next ti me we are goi ng to hide it for the Fencing Club. because of many of our better. regular members have not been able to attend Arc we ever go mg to get official T-shins? academic year. practices. This means that those of u who are We have decided not to show the Wall due still around have more free time. as we have to schedul ing and ume connicts. The Wall will lt)S people to practice, and fence with. So... for be shown probably A-term next year. those of you who have always wanted to try You know. you really can not do a good Fencing .... but dido 't, heres your chance, we Elvis ianper,onati on in Club Comer. have plenty or time to teach you! All are Don·, forget. next meeting AK233 on Welcome! We meet Mon., Tue., and Thur. at Wednesday :u 4:30 P.M. 4:30 behind the bleachers in Hamngton. Also to let members know, we have meet Quotes: In order to be eligible, you need comi. g up at UMass. if you ure anterested Llllllllllllllllllick me! contact one of the office,.._, I thank we need I' m not '>Ure. but he made a lot of red mart..s more members for Sabre. and Epse. Joe? on 11 . to have college work study funds Brinn? That 's all for this wee!.., Parry. Retreat. So it wall work now'! Run! Run! How many Albanian films does it tat..e to ~"Crew up a prOJeC II Om ~t ? ("pink card"). If interested, It muM be o self modifying circuir. lEEE Go that way really fast. ff anything gets an your way, tum! please contact Carolann Farrar Elections were held on Thu,...day March 26 Yes, but we all know that he is a moron. and next years officers are as follow.,: Is the pacture suppo!.cd to be up-side-down'! President: Man "Zippy" Zembruska Bonehe.td! 1!!! in Residential Services, Vice President: Oral Allen That red Jaght Wall JUl. I gho li ng! Secretary: Josh Onffroy Nah. P.H JUSt hll the bump button. Ellsworth 16. Treasurer: Sanjay Raja We had to !>end __ to the Hau Club for Acu v11ies Chair: David Chan Men. - Activiues Chair: Jason Chin The Bonehead as bemg a VP! • Tuesday Aprll7, 1992 I' I ~"' .. NEWSPEAK Page13 - GREEK CORNER AXP spirit and dedication. we won the Communit y The Top Five Things coveted at the Tau We haven't had a chance to play Phi Sig Sig Service and Campus Involvement Award!> last House: rn floor hockey. thanks to Thomas, who re­ What' up everybody? See me; we woke up Wednesday at the Greek Leadership Awards. I. Fiacco's. "Paint You r Way Through scheduled game without checking with the to a surprise on April Ist. one engineered by We've got a lotto be proud on Con grots to all Mathematics" Worcester State Math Book. coach. I mean what are the chances that Fijt bros but initially blamed on postulants. The the new officers and roses to all the old you 2. R.B. ·s workout video tape. and SAE had a game then? Pretty damn good. deciding factor was that 9 out of 10 postulants guys did a great JOb! Thank~> to Fiji for a great 3. A separate bathroom stall for C. Kelley. seeing that they did! do not posse~ the skill'! necessary to remove time Tuesday night. Happy Belated Btrthday~> 4. The return of Apruuese. Sex. peanuts, rocks, trees, airplanes, and the screws from a door. Thu:.they could not be to Tammy. Wendy. Carla. and Stephame. Hope 5. A lacrosse victory. rearview mirrors. What do they have in com­ the culprits. Henry turned in the offending your birthdays were extra spectal! It''> Senior Just a couple of paning thoughts: hey mon? They all make great analogies ofcourse! parties (Oreo. Spoon. Gibba) Appreciation Week. ~o let's make sure our Ptstol. don't forget about Rachel ( I don't see Only 18 more days to prepare yourself for Who says that fraternities consume too much sisters know how !>pecial we think they are. We how you could!). and Cote, regarding your the .... and of cour:.e you have pass through the alcohol'? We have been having a problem with love you! Remember that the Activities Ban­ tennis season· at lea'lt you're a good looking Buu-Q..Meter. so get ready! I can hardly wait! the overconsumpt ion of water! Yes. good 'ol quet is Friday. Get ready for a lot of laughs. soccer player! Well. at lea!>! you play soccer. H 1wo oh. It seem!> that Artie and Soto (Droopy) Well, I'd like to end thi ~> column by saying a made a standmg offer to anyone who could special hello to Hollybeth. Donna,Jen. Lee Ann. ex drink a gal. of water in t1 1/2 hour and hold it and Rhonda- we miss you. in for an hour aft erward:.. The great Songer Ahh. yeah .. .l'd like to make a motion that and Softy both fai led (giving damn good im­ The Brothen. of Sigma Pi would like to we motion to put into motion a plan that will pressions of Niagara Fall ~ on their way out) ATO congratulate our new member:. initiated thi-; motivate we, the undersigned, into motivating before a lone Navy Bull Pirate named York weekend. ourse l ve~ ... Hi. I'm John and I'm an alcoholic. held down the drink. (He doubles a:. a bilge Throughout my time ut WPI I have alway~ John Cannell Now to get down to business. Dinga claim!> pump at sea). Enjoy your dinner. but there's considered th o~e select few a'i'>OCHlted with a Dave Dority to have the biggest stick in the hOU).C and in hio, better way-. to get a steak! particular cmnium organit.atlon to be ofexcep­ Dave Elmer Ia\! pre~!> release he expre~scd concern that the In the event that we win that award. Tim will tional mtelligencc and character. After a par­ Dave Grondin rest of ht'i team may not be up to hill level. owe Colombo a "favor". Henry will watch to ticular display of a few cranium member:. thi:. Steve Lee Reporter\ barraged our star with questrono, to a\cenain that it l'o properly performed. past week. I reali1ed there really •~n't much Mike Malone "hich he calmly replied "I am the ling of the We no" pause for committee head !>election that seL'> them apart from the rc~t of U!> (except Steve McGowan diamond. I can't be ~topped" then h1o; head result~: Po"ulancy: Chril> Caforio. Fraternal: for their ultracool outfit'> of cour..e). Even a Ed Trlly blew up. The autop y revealed hi~ ego had Bob Tonning. Publicity and IFC Rep: Rob spacecadet like E. Kelley lnow that tf you Len Zheleznyal. finally exceeded htc; already huge head cavrt) . StaC)'. Ru'>h and Hou c;ing: Rob Jack\on. Ac· knock on someone's door for fifteen minutes After the explo<>ion doctor:. bM~ed "Ego Over tivttles: Chris LaBosl>iere. and for the 2nd year. and they don't answer. they're probably not Congr,llulation~>, guy~. We knew you'd load Wamrng:." to Goo..e and Hoyen rn the Schola\ttc : Btll Barry (sud.er! ). there. Maybe I'm wrong. Enher way. thanks make it some day. Hope you guys had tun la\t hope ~ that tht~ will never happen again. Congrotulationl> to our neweM (and lowc:.t for waking up everyone to C-house. except weel, we 11ure did. Parnt Ball War.. agam this weekend. The -.croll) brother. Leo Gestetner. Get that couch Baldy of course, who wa~n ·, home. "Help" Week has finally come and gone. 1wo biggc~>t matchups appear to be between the taken care of \OOn! Lets not forget the Bad I'd like to congratulate our pledge'>, cr. The House looks really good. let-; lecp n that P.. ycho Troop 234 led by Jon "I'll uo;e real Boy'! of Bingo. including that insiduous sneak. excuse me, new brothers. II was a lot of hard way. It seems that "Cru ty Ru\ty'' got caught bullct l> if l have to" Swanson and Joe "Relea\ed Kaimes. who got carded at the forementioned work but you guys all deserve to be called getting sexual favors in the library. Now you on Parole'' Butland. They will be facing off bingo hall, then polled a number of Friendly's brothers. Just wait until you live tn the house know you weren't supposed to do that. Hope against the senior "Death from Above" Troop. waitresse~o to guel>s his age. You'll probably Rooks! The dinner Sunday was a bla!-1. Cote you guys enjoyed our special guest, Joe. At Leading their attack will be JJ "Dogface" appreciate these comments when you are about, came back from Germany just in time to enter­ least you guys should be in l.hape now. Dority. Callahan and hi& sidekick Derek C. oh 48 or so. but for now, they ain't so cool. tain the rest of us after the meal. Talk ahout did you ever end up getting Caner's second Shawozkove. One other troop may cause much Schnappsy then consumed too much of his doing shots the hard way! after ullthat? We hope you all had a great time damage to the ranks of the others, the "Death namesake and made snow angels in the front Riddle of the Week: Whtu droolr. when with your ''Sacred Quest'' Friday Night. Golf from Annoyance" troop led by co-partners lawn. (actually that'd make 'em grass angels). drunk, loves garbage cans, recently turned 21, Night was rather uneventful this year. no one John "Mr. Annoying" Coyle and the one who All right. its almost time for me to head to grows on you likeshowercunain fu ngus. looh fell off the roof or out a window or anything. n eed~> no introduction. Oompa. That prcuy the mall to catch up on my magaz_ine reading, like one ofJ erry's Kids', and talks at you about The Initiation Banquet at McQuales was as much rounds out the field and I leave you with but remember... try not to be caught in the his sexual prowess (tee hee) whether you ac­ fun as ever. The Pi ran up a gigantic bar bill. a~ one thought. "If I sec any guns loaded in the middle of a ROTC sandwich.. the bread is knowledge his existence or not? expected. Chris Scott Scott had to be carried Maging area,thats it, your game is over and you k.inda' hard. Stumped?!. .. Answer appearing soon. home in a bucket. I wonder if they'll let uo, can take a scat by the fire." ATO made a huge step toward cltmbmg up come back next year? (with the amount of In more local news: Games will never work in the Sports Cup race wuh a thrilling 9-0 money we spent, they'd be crazy not to.) rn th tc; town again. and that's a promise ... Dowd Af~ soccer game. What? That was a loss? Oh. Sports this week included more v•ctorie'> by never cease!. to amaze us. after his dinner wa.' sorry. maybe 1 better not wnte about that then. all soccer teams. Floor Hockey wa' off thts declared rnedtblehesold thcleftoverstoNASA First off, I'd just like to say CONGRATV­ I'm not worried. for the handgliding champi­ week. but we expect to play well next week and o they could do a detailed study of il5 aerody­ LATIONS to all our c;isters. Becaul.c of the onship hould push us over the top. bnng home a few more victones. Softball ts namtc ntght characteristics: he was paid a dominating. Keep it up, i, the cup will be our.. m1lhon dollar~ for hb meal and now reside~> in (contrary to what K-Nard think~! ) Hey Too7, lfawau: he was recently promoted to head are you out of your ~ lump yet? dl\patcher of the HPD's Beach Patroi....Dinga Since we have no more pledge!.. I can't follows Dowds act only no one was intereMcd dedicate a paragraph to give you guys a hard in hts leftover!>, not even Oti!> .... Menard re­ time. You are JA 'snow. Onl y thing is. which poned seeing Suzanski on the first floor; he is worse. pledge or JA? You'll always be will have hi'> friends at Southboro investigate E • f,f(? maggots to us all...! the scene ... Pineo was rumored to be biting the Ent.r~-~ lOt ,_ --~C.~Y¥M Sigma Pi received nominat1on' at Rccognl· tops off the fun cups: when questioned he tion '91 for Campus Involvement. commumty replied" I was never actually on the roof. I just Service. and Most Improved Chapter. Lct'1o drove''.... Last hut hardly least remcmhcr "It ' ~ bring home and award at Recognition '92. twice all sweet in a shcet" .... DJPI take u~ Tunc in next week when we lind out whether home. or not Rusty dtd have sex in the hbml) .... llow much weight d1d Cannell lo": from cxcrcr!.ing? ... Who i~ more ~cxuall} attracti\'e. Z'f' Mal) -Ann. Mr:.. Howell. or the Profe)o~or'1 Wtll lfal ever WAC again? ... Will Caner. King Go,h. maybe Jenith and I should v.,ritc a and Chm Scott Scou ever finic;h IQP !.. Do the JOIOI art1cle too after all tht'i D PHI EaETE JA 's really like men'! ... What does the .. acred aCtiVII)' gomg on... WO\\! {hunting COW\) purple baboondo'! ... Wtll Ttmeverbc rrd of the (\trongc confuc;cd cxprec;o;ton) .. •·J'M A COW• " accu~ed Ball & Cham Award '? liow man)' goah did Steve get? Oh the) were Quote of the Wccl agam\1 u' I seeeeeee! SAD! SAD! (<;quee7c' - Brody "You're walktng through a lore\1. the meat and ob~erve~> torrent of grease) I love )'OU come to a clearing. on the ground m the watchmg Woog spaz! obctght twobrzzlobcrs cleanng you see the 'lac red purple baboon thtgh obor obi wobon ·, lobca,e! figure 11 out man. bone. what docs n mean?" as,hole '>lut asshole slut asshole slut. Ho" · Morin "That I'm lost?" about a close encounter!> of the t.ete kind part)' See you Next Tuc~day! -YFAipha lor u rush event. .we JU't crank that w1erd melody on every stereo and make a big mashed potatoes plateau in the bac;ement. People WILL TKE go cra1y and \tarting e.ating the white stuff unt il they explode! On thursday the giant Well it'' that time of the week again. no not mechanical spider'> eat the THAT lime of the week. Tht~ 1:. when I tell of rushic!> ... hmmmmm ... monday dtsmcmber the all our ~occer pummeling:.. A-Team c;occer brother~ night. Fun being rush chaimtan. I rssued a massive one to ATO. 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