VOLUME 18 AUGUST 17.1995 NUMBER 33

Village Plan Designed To Save A

Photo: Nance Spievak McGinn Bahama Village was settled in the mid-1800s by people from the Bahamas and West Indies. Many of those old City Gem families have gone and more are leaving as outsiders move in and property values increase. ByPamDoto and figures on the 22-bloek area, now being Burr said the document sets some broad goals threatened by growth and rising property val- for the city to follow but not everything in the hree years in the making, a grand rede- ues. $33,000 study may be implemented. The docu- velopment plan designed to save Bahama "It's the most definitive study we've had of ment at least gives the city guidelines to follow. Village and stop gentiification of the Key West to date," said Gene Burr, the city's his- Some of the goals detailed in the plan include T an improved drainage system for the area, devel- island's most unique neighborhood is up for final toric preservation planner. "We saw housing and approval by the planning board. preservation as the major issues, and we had to The inch-thick document is steeped with facts get a handle on that." Please turn to page 9 Hefeecea Parris Diver Disappears, Makes A Rare Leaving Creditors Key West Appearance And Competitors Kelly's Caribbean Bar, Grill & Brewery and AIDS Help, Inc. present a concert by accomplished singer Rebecca Parris, Wednesday, August 23; Parris has ByPamDoto worked in every setting imaginable, from big bands to duets, from cocktail lounges to the main stage of the he Monroe County Sheriff's Office is investi- . She has performed with such gating claims against a scuba dive instruc- legends as Dizzy Giilespie, , Woody T tor who angered many of his competitors Herman, and Joe Williams. For this performance, Parris before he mysteriously disappeared two weeks ago. is joined by the Key West Jazz Ail-Stars: Tamir Jon Watkins, who ran Viewfinder Dive Shop with Hendelman on piano, Lonnie Jacobsort on bass, and his wife Susan, at the Oceanside Marina, vanished Barry Reis on trumpet and drums. Showtime is 8:30 in his boat as Hurricane Erin hovered near the p.m., and tickets are $45 per couple for limited seating Florida coast. stage front, and $10 per person for general admission, Marina manager Roger Greene said Watkins left stage view. Proceeds from this very special performance owing him rent money for the shop. In addition, benefit AIDS Help, Inc. Call 293-8484 for reservations. Watkins took thousands of dollars worth of diving Photo-Susan Wilson equipment owned by an instructor who worked for him, he said. The Sheriffs Office is releasing few details about their investigation. "They're in the middle of unrav- Will Pais Run Again? eling this," Sheriffs Deputy Becky Herrin said. oe Pais said he will make an announce- Commissioner Sally Lewis, who has already "There haven't been any conclusions yet." J ment about his candidacy for the city com- filed to run again. The story of John Watkins' dealings in Key West mission on Friday, the last day to qualify for the Pais won't say what his plans are or the is told with some bitterness by those who know him. election. nature of his announcement on Friday. If Pais runs, he will be competing against The election will be held Oct. 3. Q Please turn to page 4 AUGUST 17, 1995 AUGUST 17, 1995 soiares hill PAGE 3 PAGE 2 soiares hilf Sea What Makes soiares hill Wardlow and Emery Major are charged with Nope. We're still waiting on the Key West twist Political Maelstroms, bribery. Nobody's terribly stunned or confused. to that story. - Us Famous. Pig Puns, and This is, after all, Key West. And what about that pig? He's gotten more ink 1 APLANTOSAVEBAHAMAVILLAGEANDIMPROVE ButA Current Affair, the "news" program and air time than our colorful politicians, but For nearly twenty years, we've built our LIFE THERE FOR RESIDENTS IS UP FOR APPROVAL BY Mysterious Blazes that draws its viewers in like a highway fatality, then again, they never had a brief, but signifi- finds this all very amusing. They send a camera cant affair with a motorcycle. At least, not that reputation on high quality, incredible ' THE PLANNING BOARD hat an odd summer it's been. crew down here to do apiece on the unruly we know about. selection and attentive setvice. Officials say it's a significant step in saving the neighborhood News writing in this town some- banana republic at the end of U.S. 1. The pig, who was arrested after he sexually PAMDOTO W times gives one a glimpse of what it's The phone rings. Out of state friends, who assaulted a Harley Davidson hog, became the But don't take our word for it. Try like to dream up fiction, except the information is apparently spend far too much time in front of underdog of the week. He was sent to an animal so incredible, it's credible. Nobody could make the TV, are curious now about your home. shelter, where the condition of his release was our world famous garlic and steamed I JONWATKINS/AFEERCELYCOMPETITIVESCUBA this stuff up. "Hey, that place sounds real interesting." the removal of his most delicate pig parts. crabs, live Maine lobster, ocean INSTRUCTOR WHO GENERATED A LOT OF ILL WILL Blazing infernos, amorous pigs, politics so cor- "Yeah, never a dull moment." An attorney rushed to his defense, as did IN THE DIVE COMMUNITY, HAS VANISHED rupt the FBI has to clean up the mess. "Do they really still have pirates there?" developer Ed Swift, who hosted a benefit for Chi fresh fish, and so much more. You'll PAMDOTO Dateline, Key West. "Well, not quite." Chi the pig at the Hog's Breath Saloon. The town »' sea for yourself. We start out the summer with a bang—a "Can I come and stay at your house for four was abuzz with pig puns. Reporters covering Chi town meeting on the fate of the marine sanctu- weeks?" Chi's arrest showed careful restraint. Good 3 SUMMER IN KEY WEST HAS BEEN MORE BIZARRE ary, a topic guaranteed to incite. A Conch I doubt it. Click. thinking, since the story wrote itself. "We need to THAN USUAL - A FICTION WRITER'S DREAM Coalition member tells Rep. Peter Duetsch that Some of us were so caught up in the commo- get the pig out of the pokey," one official quipped. there are three ways to deal with such debates: The Chi Chi story was mentioned by Dave PAMDOTO tion that we almost forgot it's hurricane season, The soap box, the ballot box and the shell box until Erin reminded us that if things weren't bad Letterman and Rush Limbaugh, who ironically (he's talking about ammo). Duetsch is greatly enough, we could always get pummeled to pieces bears a striking resemblance to Chi Chi in char- offended. The FBI is called in to investigate the by Mother Nature. So we ran to the store, bought acter and decorum. 5 AMERICORPS VOLUNTEERS NURTURE FRAGILE threat against the politician. And one gets the gallons of water, enough candles to host a The phone starts ringing again. "What kind of ECOSYSTEM AND WILDLIFE IN THE KEYS feeling we're on some sort of a retro trip to a time Novena and far too many cans of ravioli, which place are you living in anyway?" 2001 S. Roosevelt Blvd. Sheraton Suites Key West when the man with the fastest horse and quick- many of us are still consuming ad nauseam. But Sure beats suburbia, pal. Nothing like real life (305)294-1370 est draw wins. Erin, fickle as hurricanes often are, charted a dif- fiction. South Florida Locations also in Miami, Ft. Lauderdale II CARE FOR SOME GUMBO WITH YOUR BLUES? That was just the beginning. The FBI has ferent course, leaving us alone with our canned PamDoto and Boca Raton Try Bill Wharton's cookout at Margaritavilk been quite busy untangling misdeeds on this tiny goods. strip of land this summer. In June, the long The next day, the Copa and five other historic David Ethridge is still on vacation. His editorial awaited indictments came down. Mayor Dennis buildings burned down. Could it be an accident? will return next week.

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WATKINS Jon Watkins Continued from page 1 made AmeriCorps Scuba professionals say numerous Affordable S€Af ARI false Mntaxxs snug ooamaiBiait. tow; he was a con man, who publicly berated his wife accusations Coupon can be redeemed only at Health Coverage tWo Friends Patio Restaurant Duck Depot. and filed false safety about busi- Getting Things Done ness practices S1.00 of! the purchase of an adult ticket. Offer valid until October 22,1995. claims against his com- Great Rates for Small Businesses, Hot valid with any other offer or discount petitors. at the "He was very mali- Captain's Families & Individuals cious," said Leslie Levis, Corner Dive In The Dry Tortugas • Cannot be Singled Out for manager of the Captain's Center on u Cancellation or Rate Increase Corner Dive Center. Greene Street, '" »Covered on the Job The Watkins'home said manager hey came from different backgrounds and of the rookery. Any Doctor or Hospital Worldwide scattered states, but for three AmeriCorps Two other AmeriCorps researchers, Sarah Miller phone on Sugarloaf Key Leslie Levis, FL112 Underwritten by PFL Life insurance Co. A+ Rated has been disconnected who called T volunteers, Dry Tortugas National Park has and Russell Reardon, are monitoring the island veg- Company by A.M. Best, independent analysts who and they could not be Watkins become a temporary home. Through AmeriCorps, etation and fish populations within the park. Miller, evaluate and rate insurance companies reached for comment. "malicious." the three have joined forces at Dry Tortugas as part a Wisconsin native, holds a B.S. degree in Botany 513 Whitehead Street Levis first met of President Bill Clinton's new national service ini- from the University of Wisconsin. Reardon, of l 293-7872 Watkins through his wife P „. N_ic 4 a. iKM__n tiative. Tallahassee, has a B.S. in Natural Resource Susan, who worked for About 20,000 people are involved in AmeriCorps Conservation from the University of Florida. Their Captain's Corner as a dive instructor. Levis said the Professional Association of Dive Instructors projects across the country—ranging from a vari- combined attention is focused on the regeneration of BANKRUPTCIES, REPOS, STUDENT Susan Watkins was highly competent, but her hus^ (PADI) in California, including an accusation that ety of labor-intensive jobs to scientific research— native plants on Loggerhead Key, the largest of the MOVE YOUR HOUSE LOANS, DIVORCE, band was pushy and wanted to run the shop. one of their instructors killed 11 people, Levis said. devoting up to two years of service and receiving seven Tortugas keys. Australian pines (Casuarina FORECLOSURES OR BAD CREDIT When the couple started up their own business, Peggy McCall, a quality assurance manager for money for education in return. These three are equisetifolia), aggressive invaders of coastal plant WITHOUT LIFTING Levis said they sent letters to her clients, calling PADI, would not discuss any of the claims, but did devoting their five-month tour to plant and animal communities, were planted on Loggerhead Key iiO PROBLEMl Captain's Corner a disreputable business and urg- say there were problems between the Watkins and research. around the turn of the century as shade trees. They A FINGER NEW AND USED CARS AND ing them to use their scuba operation instead. their competitors. Key West resident Scott Boykin, originally from have since outcompeted most of the native vegeta- TRUCKS! OVER 200 TO CHOOSE They filed numerous bogus safety claims with "I know there was some friction there," she said. Laurel, Mississippi, moved to the Florida Keys in tion, resulting in lost habitat for migrating birds FROM. WE WILL ESTABLISH OR "It's a competitive industry. Everyone is scrambling 1990 to pursue his interest in Marine Biology. Since and nesting sea turtles. While researchers at REBUILD YOUR CREDIT for customers." then, he has received an Associate of Arts from Key Everglades National Park are in the process of Dive instructor Tony Busby said Watkins, a West Community College, worked at the Florida removing the exotic species, Miller and Reardon are CALL ALLEM graduate of the U.S. Naval Academy, threatened his Marine Conservancy (now Wildlife Rescue), volun- attempting to determine the quantity and viability father Admiral Busby with a metal pipe when he teered at the Turtle Hospital in Marathon, and of native seeds in the soil. "Our seed bank data will Results worked for him two years ago. Busby said he will monitored Key West turtle activity. Currently, he is provide resource managers with vital information call police if he spots Watkins around town. conducting a nest success evaluation for green and for restoring Loggerhead Key to its 'native' vegeta- Are In! "Jon Watkins is mad at the world, period," he loggerhead sea turtles that lay their eggs on the Dry tion. We are attempting to determine whether or said. Tortugas beaches. Since the first crawl on April 28, not there are enough seeds in the soil to repopulate There's plenty of speculation on Watkins' where- over 516 turtle crawls have been documented this the island naturally or if a replanting program must abouts, including that he may be out of the country. year, the highest number in 15 years. be initiated when the pines are gone," states Miller. Greene said he left in his boat, towing another 28- In addition to the turtle project, Boykin is docu- Another project Miller and Reardon have under- For the price you desire foot vessel filled with diving gear. That boat washed menting the nesting activity of the only masked taken is a fisheries creel census to assess the fish and the service you expect. up on a reef near Looe Key with the gear still inside, booby and magnificent frigatebird rookeries in the communities of the park waters. "Angler interviews but Watkins' other boat is still missing. continental United States. Until this year, only one are a useful aid in fisheries management. We can • CALL LORRAINE SMITH The boat at Looe Key was salvaged by a man pair of masked boobies has been documented as suc- gain information on the location of the areas most Home 305-294-4461 named Blackbeard, who has placed yet another cessfully producing offspring. This year, however, heavily fished, as well as the numbers and types of Office 305-294-6637, ext. 123 claim against Watkins for rights to the vessel, three chicks hatched, and an additional six imma- fish species caught in those areas," Reardon Greene said. tures have been observed, suggesting fledglings explains. . 1-800-654-2718 "Now we have pirates involved," Greene said. hatched but were not recorded in 1993 and 1994. The amazing diversity of life found in Dry "Only in the Keys." • The magnificent frigatebird rookery on Long Key is Tortugas National Park, both on land and in the also having a strong year. To date, 90 chicks have water, has provided excellent opportunities for Independent Lab Rates been documented, the highest count in the history these budding scientists. • Ken Schultz EDWARD B. KNIGHT, P.A. •n, ». -. -* .<^ REALTOR® Japanese Cuisine with a unique TRADITIONAL Top Realtor ThePrudentiali^/ 4 tropical flair. Sushi Bar, Tatami SOUTHERN CUISINE DROP THE TOP! 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Commission approves a current application for rate These rates are a welcome relief from the current Point of Sale Systems reduction as expected on September 12, phone rates tariffs, which are $0.20 per minute ($12 per hour) in Training/Service/Sa les are about to plummet for calls between Miami, prime dayparts. On weekends. Southern Bell cur- City Beach South Dade and the Florida Keys. rently charges $0.12 per minute, or $7.20 per hour. SEASCAPE TECHNOLOGIES, INC. "Residential calls from Key West to Miami will Currently there is no difference between residential Call 296-4554 «-»til *= [email protected] cost 25 cents for any length of call in any daypart," and commercial rates. explained Margaret Ring, chief of the bureau of con- The proposed geographical areas for the rate CMO OF THE KEYS sumer information relations of the Florida Public change would be the same for all customers in the Network f\ Programming Gingerbread Square Gallery Service Commission. "The commercial rate will be Florida Keys, from Ocean Reef to Key West. We will DesiRi Key West's Premier Gallery 10 cents for the first minute, and six cents for each be able to call the Keys, Homestead, Perrine and Open Daily additional minute." This translates to $3.60 per Miami. North Miami and points north are not 1075 Duval Street hour for businesses, and unlimited time for resi- included in the plan. To check if a particular num- Preventive "P* Call todayl ^«s. service 1207 Duvai Street • (305) 296-8900 294-4817 Maintenance^^«---"""\ /""~"""--»-^s^ (Contracts dences at 25 cents. ber will be included, simply look up its exchange Windows 93 \f Repairs Southern Bell's application requested that the (first three digits) on page 11 of the Key West phone book. Computer Maintenance Organization, Inc. The HMO fof your computer For online service users, the change in rates will 1110WhileSL K«yWest,FL 33CWO KeysCMO@»olxom make it possible to reach the high-speed (28,800 What's Kewl on tiie Net baud) numbers at no charge. For example, the 358- LlfyouuseAOLorProdigy.you are locked Air Conditioned 9147 AOLnet number and the 358-5349 SprintNet Affordable • into the world-wide-web browser provided with access will fall under the proposed rates. Compu- that online service's software. But for PPP users, Serve does not have 28.8kb availability in Miami When You Are which include CompuServe and Microsoft, you yet, but America Online, Delphi, Microsoft Network BABY'S PLACE AMELIA' get to choose your own. In CyberConch's humble and Prodigy should be available. opinion there is only one choice for either the But the biggest change will be affordable access -KCTAXIHtt COFFEE BAR I I MAC or Windows, and that is the Netscape to the wide range of Internet Service Providers VIRGINIA Navigator. For Windows, the new version 1.2 is available in Dade County. These ISPs offer accounts SOUTHERNMOST COFFEE ROASTER now available, and it is well worth upgrading to. called Point-to-Point-Protocol (PPP) and also UNK- IN AMERICA I I THE KEY WEST STORE There are a bunch of small changes, speedups shell service, which are essentially direct links into and fix-ups, the bookmark feature is expanded, Solution Professionals Ull Duval Street • Key West, FL 33040 the internet. These accounts are more difficult to NETWORK TRUMAN H 814 Duval Street and messages are much more informative. It . (305) 292-3739* (800) 523-2326 use than online services like AOL, but offer more Help is now where it has always been. 292-9436/1-800-621-3596 works well with Windows 95 and supports MIDI. features to the experienced user. 2 ) MAIL ORDER WORLDWIDE Officially. I OLIVIA > The setup program has been re-vamped for the Direct internet links are often considerably less better. I pumped about 15 hours of data through Abacus e-mail: [email protected] expensive than online services for volume users. GQQOQOQQ O it last weekend without a hitch. To download, surf If you are moving from an online service to a phone: 292 3989 PETRONIA" • http://www.netcom.com and follow the simple direct internet connection I strongly recommend a iiliiiisi " instructions. Both MAC and Windows versions PPP link, unless you really love UNIX. Generally ABACUS BOOKKEEPING PROFESSIONALS, INC. are available, and the price is right (free). Miami PPP accounts cost between $10 to 25 per MORE THAN JUST NUMBERS. 2. For the kids: Unlike television, which most month, often with unlimited connect hours. Usually critics would agree iaheyondhope, cyberspace ISPs will let you put up your own personal world- still may have some redeeming qualities for both wide-web pages at no additional charge. Many entertaining and educating kids. Here are some Miami internet providers also allow high speed places on the web that CyberConch recommends ISDN telephone access, at 56 or 128 kb. ISDN is Key Lime Icecream for the younger set; and probably also some of us available to Key West Southern Bell customers for (Each business is keyed into the map. Check the Specialties ' Homemade Fudge old folks if we can spare the time. Roller coaster about $50 per month. IcedCopwcclno Creole Pralines H€¥s Micnocnnic bottom left corner of each box for the number.) fans http://tmb.extem.ucsd.edu/World of Currently PPP accounts are available locally in Wireless Cable Television for the Florida Keys Coasters will love this site, with pictures of-the A Tropical Candy Store Key West from CompuServe at 14.4kb for $25 for 20 most famous ones, plus statistics and reviews. hours of use. Local Key West 28.8kb PPP accounts n Upper Duval you'll find PUSSER'S WEST INDIES CANDY COMPANY •Your kids can vote on which ones they like best. may be available soon from a local internet provider. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Daily 810 Duval Street • 292-1496 All kids love comics, so here's the big list of For information and current prices call Brad, Kip or 1102 Duval St • 292-7909 some of the best shopping in the 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. 7 Days comics on line: http://www.pnlab.missouri.edu' Mike—the friendly folk at Seascape Technologies ~c617145/comixJitml, There are hundreds of dif- at 2964354. Caribbean. There are art ferent comics listed here, with hyperlinks to the Solares Hill's CyberConch columnist Brooks White galleries, craft galleries, clothing proper place. welcomes your comments, questions and ideas. Email For help in arithmetic made fun, surf Bluedog to [email protected]. Weekly email sub- and accessory stores, leather at httpy/kao.ini.cmu.edu:5550/bdf.html. You scription to an expanded version ot this column is Channel enter in the problem, and Bluedog barks out the available for free - simply email a request. Fiames goods, restaurants and services answer. cheerfully ignored.;~) from banking to kayak touring. DUVAL SQUARE WITH BASIC CABLE SERV

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YLEANAVURAL REALTOR" commentary Knigh! Realty, Inc. MARKE ThePrudentiall 336 Duval St., Key West, FL 33040 BAHAMA VILLAGE- only way to save the area's character. Bus: 294-5155 or (800) 843-9276 Commissioner Carmen Turner, whose district Fax: (305) 295-0946 Continued from page 1 Boomerang In The First Person includes Bahama Village, said she is working Res: (305) 295-9200 with residents to get their input on the plan. An Independently Owned and Operated Member al The Pro denial Real Estate Affiliates, Inc. were Eke "boat people." i ou hurled me away, with all the Boomerang impossibly oping events that will increase economic oppor- The review is still very preliminary,'' she said: strength of your arms, of your columnist. I huge. Boomerang Evacuees, on Tuesday we once again pulled our seat belts -, tunities for residents and the acquisition of the The planning board will discuss the plan at its body. And for a moment you spin off the At home we Seminole Mortar Battery, historic Navy property Aug. 24 meeting. Y boardedup, tight and zipped south through the THE BEST CONNECTIONS knew how it felt to throw the discus, ocean like a MTTCHGBABOIS on Fort Street, so the land can be used for a park. The plan was spurred by problems in the com- the twisting of torso followed by hurricane, but shoved impor- Keys, the tourists gone, everything shut down, the emptiness of the road a Community leaders also are working with the munity that erupted in the mid-80s when a SN KEYS REAL ESTATE release. You released, and I went sail- powerless. tant papers into the car's trunk, looked Trust For Public Land, a Washington-D.C. orga- police officer was shot in Bahama Village. Part of ing overtheflat~calmsrrjrface of the When a real hurricane, Erin, was around at all we had to lose. luxury, like chill weather in the sub- tropics. nization that helps residents buy their own his- the study evolved in an effort to improve the $ ocean, an ocean with no waves but only coming, hysteria gripped my work- Preparations complete, I called the toric neighborhoods and preserve the property. relationship between city government and We had felt fear and considered loss. ripples, a repressed ocean. The Sea- place. There was something about this sheriffs office with a query on U.S.I The idea is to purchase several vacant lots in Bahama Village. Turner says there is still a need ? beach club brokers, inc. We had contemplated the inevitability Cam caught me: its lens zoomed in on particular hurricane, mild though it road conditions. "Slow," was the Bahama Village that can be used for affordable for a city liaison to the area, a position that is 1304 SIMONTON STREET, KEY WEST of death and the futility of human me and documented my spinning, a ultimately proved to be, that stimulat- answer, at 5:00 p.m. Monday, the storm housing or businesses without being impacted by currently vacant. effort. We had sought security, no mat- boomerang with a smooth, varnished ed our apprehension. Perhaps it was still 36 hours away. "How slow?" I the island's soaring land values. Those strug- Bahama Village makes up about a fifth of the 305-294-8433 ter how illusory. We had striven to surface. I started out fast, but then I that, early on, the thing resembled asked, a Tonight Show question. She gling to keep their homes can sell them to the city's population, with property values estimated remove ourselves and our children slowed. Andrew. "We're all going to die!" said couldn't say exactly, but with traffic land trust, and still live there for an affordable at about $37 million. from harm's way. Now, dear Reader, you've waited on one man, feigning humor. "My hus- getting heavier, speeds were sure to rate. Or, the property could be bought by the Between 1980 and 1990, the population in the the tourons, serving North- band's taken our car toVirginia, " one decrease further. Then, unlike Adam and his mate, trust at the market rate and sold to Bahama area has dropped from 2,333 to 1,945. Many of easterners who have chosen, out of woman complained, her voice rising, Not so. I zipped through the Keys our return to "Paradise" was easy, via Village residents at a cheaper price. the original families, who came here from the Turnpike. In transit, we ate junk food, spite, never to be satisfied. Or you have "so what am I going to do?" One of the faster than any Sunday drive, and Real Estate agents say that Bahama Village Bahamas in the mid 1800's, have gone. serviced a scooter, removing the carbon managers informed us that he'd just made Boca in exactly four hours, as We listened totape s of Creedence Of the 539 buildings in the area, 44 percent Clearwater Revival and Bob Marley. is becoming popular with outsiders looking for a fouling its engine. Or you have clipped called the airport— there were still usual. But then it appeared we had bargain in Key West. It's estimated that 70 per- are deteriorating, according to the plan. There and permed hair, listening to your cus- flights out. "If I was going to evacuate, I arranged tomee t Erin there. We listened to the Grateful Dead. Jerry are eight areas in the neighborhood with what Garcia's voice flew across the Seven cent of the homes in Bahama Village are owned tomers' grievances regarding their would do it now," declared a man whose I had been the prime mover of my by people who don't live there. They buy homes, the plan calls "unsanitary conditions," cluttered lives on this blue planet. Your hands protruding belly made me think of a family's early evacuation. "It's the Mile Bridge. We had no way of knowing with trash, debris and old appliances. that as the next named storm, Felix, renovate them, then sell them at a higher price, are greasy with food, or blackened by shelter. nature of these storms that they can Joe Pais, the city commission's liaison to the churned toward land, Garcia would die increasing the land values around them. carbon, or itchy from hair. I sped home on the Mighty Bluebird, make one look very stupid," I pro- planning board, said the plan is not final, but it's from heroin addiction. Longtime residents' property values are increas- You sit down heavily in the chair in my scooter. I heard sirens, and in the nounced, as a means of covering my ing as a result, and some of them have already a positive step in slowing change that could which you take your breaks, and lift the breeze caught whiffs of public anxiety. I embarrassment at looking stupid. Now We survived. I felt proud to be a been forced out of the neighborhood. destroy the neighborhood. we would be "boomerang evacuees." cup of coffee to your lips, and open this zipped around zftruck hauling a Boomeranger. It could be seen as a * A community meeting will be held at the "The point is how can we preserve the wonder- Whether we liked it or not, we were newspaper. And there is my name. I Marine Patrol cruiser from Garrison minor adventure, but was merely Douglass Square Recreational Center on ful historic structures in the neighborhood and earning a media-created status. We was absent, now I'm present. Bight. Out of the water, it appeared another day representing human life. • Saturday at 6 p.m. to discuss the land trust plan, improve the quality of life there," he said. "We which some neighborhood leaders think is the can't let this gem get away from us." • Selling? How Republicans Are Improving The Nation Sara Cook Inc.—% FLA. KEYS MORTGAGE CO. could be wrong, but I think the ing all about private don't think this is a stealth bombers are supposed to be PROPERTY MANAGEMENT & SALES Licensed Mortgage Brokerage Business Bob Packwood problem is actual- initiative and enter- better nation for it, invisible, so why don't we just pretend A Personal Firm With A Proven Track Record Commercial • Residential and start packing I ly simple. Suppose—just sup- prise —probably by but we must all sacri- we're building 30 more of them, and A Full Service Real Estate Company Private Lender Loans pose —that Bob Packwood was a stealing purses. As you fice to balance the no one will ever know. Vacation, Seasonal & Yearly Rentals Also Non-Qualifying Loans predatory homosexual. Normally a know, kids have lined budget— except for Margarita Villoch-Realtor-«™ The trick to reading Republican _.__ 294-8491 201 Front Street, Suite 210 • Key West, FL 33040 decent enough guy, after having a few up to apply for these jobs by the thou- the corporations who are getting tax- budgets is toloo k on the bright side. Truman Annex Bldg. 21 • (305) 295-0430 Greg O'Berry, lnc.[jy Resuosmsiuz drinks, suppose he was given tograb - sands every summer, often standing payer money tosubsidiz e advertising We won't have toworr y about the sur- M&S 905 Truman Ave. bing men a lot smaller than he is, on the sidewalks all night so as to campaigns for their products over- geon general nagging us not to smoke kissing them and sticking his tongue have a better chance of being among seas. (According to ABC News, the and to have safe sex so we won't get down their throats. Anyone—male the first applicants. I guess the dancing California Raisins campaign AIDS or even tacky hearings in which WHY RENT? For the most money . constituents, male lobbyists, male Republicans wanted toeliminat e this would have been a bigger success in in the shortest time with surgeon general nominees who have OWN YOUR OWN HOME. the fewest problems, CLOSE IT NOW! reporters, male staffers—could be annual sight so they can keep saying, Japan if the Japanese had not mistak- delivered thousands of babies and call me! subject tothi s behavior. Do you think "Those people just don't want to enly believed they were watching devoted their lives to helping inner- Contact MARKET the Republicans in the Senate would work." dancing potatoes.) city kids get voted down because they 'STREET ASAP have any trouble finding that conduct The Housing and Urban The Department of Labor took a have performed legal abortions. Dave Norman at MORTGAGE lAxfe Plumb In Key West? unacceptable? Development Department's budget crippling hit, especially money for j ob- Because there will be no surgeon gen- (305) 743-2665 The Easy Way Home 293-4455 or 294-6000 Now, on to other ways in which was cut by 26 percent, so everything trairiing programs. President Clinton eral. Solved that problem, haven't 1ST Re/Max Paradise The City of Mariana? Republicans have been busy improv- you know about your local projects and Secretary Robert Reich have been they? J IT CAN BE DONE by ing the nation. Assistance tohomeles s will get worse. There will be no more working for two and a half years now Less money for rural health pro- people has been cut by 39 percent, but money for all the hopeful new pro- on job-training programs because grams is a good idea because living in KEYS TITLE & ABSTRACT appropriations for the Ballistic grams Henry Cisneros has started, they think that's the key tohelpin g the country is so healthy that those such as tenant management, and Review your flood COMPANY Missile Defense Organization— a k a people who keep getting "downsized" people never get sick. Taking away 58 Star Wars—the space shield that money for the renovation of public during a time when the economy is percent of the money spent on mental- and windstorm who's actually open for business Ronald Reagan advocated back when housing has been cut by 32 percent, so changing so rapidly. But what do they health and substance-abuse is a great CIGNA at 8:00 a.m., Monday through Friday and there was a Soviet Union, have bub- there will be more homeless people, policies now! know? This really will be a better idea because this country needs more bled backup. Congress forgot to drive getting, as noted above, 39 percent all we do is close real estate sales country for having no job-training drunks and junkies and crazy people a stake through its heart after the last less assistance. This will make the programs because people who are and mortgage loans running around loose with no way to ANITA MORRELL vote toge t rid of Star Wars, and as the country a better place because, as you unemployed will then be forced to Bring in your contract or loan commitment gethelp. You do see why it's a great; C.B.U. CERTIFIED BUYER/BROKER Republicans keep reminding us, it is know, the aesthetic police often com- show initiative and enterprise the and we will be ready to close in idea, don't you? PORTER-ALLEN 296-1216 so hard toge t rid of a program once it plain that the streets in America are same way ghetto youths are being WHY RENT? If you can buy now! How much 5 working days, with gets started. too sterile, that we should have more forced to. See the justice in it? Also, denying Medicaid payments — COMPANY for abortions in cases of rape and house can you afford? Ask ANITA, she can NO ATTORNEY'S FEE! Summer jobs for disadvantaged street life, like Paris and Rome, with All told, the House wants tospen d Key Largo • 451 -1980' INSURANCE open the RIGHT DOORS for you! teenagers have been e]'-jvnated by lots of stuff happening along the side- incest is a terrific idea because women Key West* 294-2542 SINCE 1891 Call us at 294-2559 about $11 billion less on labor, health wouldn't get raped in the first plac&if the House. This will mtke our nation walks. With lots more homeless peo- 513 Southard Street 813 Peacock Plaza r and education, and as the Pentagon they would just stop wearing short Locally owned and operated a better place in the summertime ple dotted about artistically, our side- will tell you, that's only chump Searstown walks will be much more interesting. skirts and going into the wrong part of for over 30 years because instead of learning about change. As Ohio Republican John Elizabeth M. Freeman (305) 296-7727 work, disadvantaged teenagers will The 150,000 people who will have town, right? And incest creates closer Located at 631 Whitehead Street Kasich said about where to find family ties, which we all want. David W. Freeman, C.P.C.U. 1-800-598-7727 be roaming around the streets learn- their student loans cut off probably money in the federal budget: Well, Copyright 1995 Creators Syndicate, Inc. Licensed • Insured • Bonded r

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I PER PERSON I i WITH THIS AD frank e. taylor, editor Christine naughton, editor Browse through the home of books gigs Florida's First Millionaire... Most Elaborate Key- West Home MnminpR Like This -Found Poems • Annie Dillard » HarperCollins Come explore this fabulous Grunts Garden Patio available for Weddings, tum-af-the-century mansion Engagements, Birthdays or any Special Occasion influenced by the lifestyles Lisa Sato: A Natural Woman ofKiillionaires. 409 Caroline Street (305) 294-8280 Marvel at the three stories of A Genuine Summer Cooler By Chief Billy Ochoa magnificent interiors, all with period furnishings, created by , # 1 Local Spot American & European And, in an increasingly worldly world awash in isa Sato lights up a craftsmen, when expense was tabloid talk shows, the O J trial, sports jargon LIVE MUSIC no object! room just by walk-, FrL, Sat., Sun. and Ibyota ads, it comes as a genuine summer ing in. She can light Lisa Sato, Open Daily 294-5349 cooler to refresh oneself in this wry, poignant and L Mark Burgers Special GrditpRntvs Available up a place even if it's a sometimes silly clutch of "collaborations." funky, frond-shrouded,can - Waldman, Barbeque • Subs As the author explains in her introduction, dle-lit, waterfront music Fritz Sigler And More The Curry Mansion Tour "Sometimes I dropped extra words; I never - are FM, Regiteftd Knlwthil Lir.JrKJik joint and watering hole for 296-3553 511 Caroline Street • Key West, Florida added a word." She rummages in sources as tour boat skippers, hip- appearing at 7 Days 1 Block hast ofDuval Street diverse as Van Gogh's Letters, the American sters, hippies, wharf rats, Grunts Boys Handy Book, a 19th Century treatise on smugglers, jugglers, and the "The Nature of Light and Color in the Open Air," artists, writers, cab drivers, Schooner and, appropriately, the Dictionary of Last Words. music lovers and adventur- Wharf Bar. Every "poem" contains the dual resonance of the ous tourists, like our own words themselves and the ordering intelligence Schooner Wharf Bar on the behind them—found wisdom from "poets who Key West Bight. When Sato don't know it" retrieved by a clear eye and ear starts singing the light from the scrap hea'p of baseball, natural history turns into a glow. and "How To" obscurity. In Annie Dillard's deft Photo: Nance Spievak McGinn hands "Prehospital Emergency Care and Crisis Her bio says:"... her many years of experience alludes to their sound, which has that smooth, con- Intervention" epiphanizes into a poem. (she started at age 13 in Kansas City, jamming toured radio cool quality. with Speedy Higgins, of Blue Devils fame) make This is an extremely listenable group as they her a powerful and exciting entertainer as well as ByBudNavaro And Bear In Mind cook and groove. They have an edge. Sigler lays an accomplished singer." They have and she is, but down an uncompromising, killer chord "comping" that's not the half of it. Sato has a range, tone and accompaniment to Sato's exacting vocals. here are few American writers with as The heart is a hollow, muscular • timing that people go down to the crossroads at dynamic a prose style as Annie Dillard. Organ the size of a fist Meanwhile, Waldman and his electronic friend midnight on a full moon to make a bargain for. And punch and pluck out a rhythmic and melodic pock- Her words literally cascade in surges of she makes it look not just easy and effortless but T Once this patient remains et of percussion with bass playing that at times can nuance, point of view, dimension and mood with- comfortable and natural. out sacrificing clarity. In fact, her prose is In clinical death for a certain time be deep rhythm guitar, at times definitive, thump- (Typically four to six minutes), This kind of talent takes a lot of hard work and ing bottom. Together, Sato, Sigler and Waldman marked by an abundance of clarities leading to a Lisa has put in her time. She studied classical cumulative statement greater than the mere Brain cells begin to die display that sensitivity to phrasing and tempo that piano under Lillian Armajo and took jazz piano only comes with serious chops. They are three pros sum of its parts. This is a high-end high-wire act and composition with John Elliot while logging 14 and only the most gifted writers need attempt it Along the edges of the eyelids who make it sound good, feel groovy and look easy. Are openings of many small oil glands years of jazz, tap and ballet dance classes. She has The band's repertoire roams and ranges from —to fail is to fail Big. (This gift is amply dis- toured with and/or opened for a number of top acts played in The Annie Dillard Reader, an absolute Which help prevent the tears their "FM" version of the Billie Holiday/Art Herzog From evaporating too rapidly including the Move, Ricky Skaggs, Randy Travis epistle "God Bless the Child," through a catalogue must for anyone interested in the expressive pos- and Steve Warner, though she has had a "lifelong sibilities of literary English.) of standards and blues, jazz and R&B classics by NANCE SPIEVAK MCGINN love affair with jazz." As she tells it, that all start- Aretha Franklin, T-Bone Walker, Delbert Thus it was with a large dose of gleeful curios- Dr. Williams would be proud. Then there are ed when her mother, a Dutch ceramic artist and ity that I approached Mornings Like This and those that the author describes as "just jokes." I McClinton, Stevie Wonder, Jimmy Cliff ...you get Photography designer, sang her tunes as a baby theidea. the notion of "Found Poems" by Ms. Dillard. One think of Anselm Hollo's homage to Bukowski in Hiroshima, where she was raised (her father is a 294»9679 thinks of "collages by Jackson Pollock." Hmmm. consisting entirely of first lines of his novels or Sato sings the whole book with command, con- 500 DUVftL — 2924435 my own reading of "the rapist" where "therapist" Japanese-born pathologist). trol and elegance. Fritz traces out the changes and was meant. And so on. By so doing, one comes to In Kansas City, Sato fronted her own jazz quar- punctuates the signature riffs with a few wrinkles Need a friend in the car business? re-realize the magic of language and to partici- tet and duo, and worked with the Kansas City of his own added. Mark tightropes the spaces and pate in its penchant for surprise. Here, Annie Bottoms Band, a funky R&B group. Then Key turns a phrase inside a line like an arc-welder caii Harvey Server at Dillard's a sort of "Father Flannagan" of West reeled her in, and currently Lisa Sato canibe putting a bead on an I-beam. HOTCtfTS Morrison Sales & Service orphaned words. There are no bad words; just dug on Sunday nights at the Ramada Inn and at FM had the Schooner Wharf Bar in the groove Voted "Best Salon" - '91, '92, '93, '94 Sales & Leasing Consultant words badly handled. With a good eye, a willing Key West's jazz central, Grunts, on Caroline and on the floor last Saturday night and are a defi- Don't be green with envy! 294-1003 ear and a fertile imagination, she "digs deep with Street. Beginning Tuesday the 29th, Sato hosts the nite must see Tuesday nights at Grunts, too. Write 3500 N. Roosevelt Blvd. a shallow tool" in precisely the right place to Tuesday night jam at Grunts with those ineffable, it down on the wall next to the phone, mark it in TOM too can be pampered in Lwxiiry at Key West. 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Saturday, 1 - 4 p.m., Chris Case • WINE GALLEY—Tuesday - 39 Stall shower base 93 Preminger and von 8 Acclaim 55 Largest human bone 71 Mediterranean 90 Dignified person 104 Crazy __ a Fox Thursday, 8 p.m. - midnight, and Friday and Saturday, 9 43 Wealthy suburb Bismarck 9 Grow mouth parts 56 Coated with moisture 3-master (Yiddish) 105 Hungarian river p.m. -1 a.m., Larry Smith. suburb 95 Wore a dunce hat? 10 Batman and Robin, 58 Guten : good 73 French kingdom 92 Kirk's beam boss 106 To the contrary REACH RESOHT • SMONTON STREET AT THE OCEAN • 296-5000 WE'RE STILL ON 45 After nano- 97 _ the Red: Green- e-g- evening 75 Hair style 94 Large and medium 107 Palindromic Tuesday - Saturday, 6-10 p.m., R.B. Tblarin the Ocean Club. 1961 Literature land explorer 62 Revealed an un- 96 . Lama: emanation chemical suffix RICK'S • 208 DUVAL ST. • 296-4890 46 11 Interpreted by an 76 "A in the dark" Thursday, 3:30 - 7:30 p.m., Pat, 7:30 -11:30 p.m., A Pair of Nobelist Andric 98 Round: abbr. Einthoven's triangle known truth 77 Pay phone feature of Bodhisattva 108 The _ Wood- One thing for sure, when the wind starts to blow... Aces • Friday & Saturday, 11:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m., Sam, 3:30 47 _-tite: meeting 100 Eat like rats 12 Wierd 64 Pathology: suffix 78 Justice's Janet Avalokitesvara man: Haley role - 7:30 p.m., A Pair of Aces, 7:30 -11:30 p.m., Steve • Sunday, 49 Crown 102 Danseuse : star 13 False leader 65 Play quickly! 79 Pitchfork part 99 Patron Saint of 109 Here, to Hervieu the power's gonna go... that's why you need your 11:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m., Bob, 3:30 - 7:30 p.m., Pair of Aces, 51 Vitamin bottle abbr. ballerina 14 Return home 67* Took : got clean 84 Nabs invalids 110 Roman 555 7:30 -11:30 p.m., Steve • Monday, 3:30 - 7:30 p.m., Pat, 7:30 - 52 North of Okla. 106 Deanna Troi, e.g. safely (prefix) 68 Broken ballet move- 85 An out-of-town law- 101 Klingon officer 112 At, to Adenauer battery powered radio tuned to US-1 RADIO, 104.7FM. 11:30 p.m., Steve • Tuesday, 3:30 - 7:30 p.m., Pat, 7:30 -11:30 p.m., Steve • Wednesday, 3:30 - 7:30 p.m., Pat, 7:30 -11:30 p.m., Pair of Aces • Every night, 11:30 till closing, karaoke • Our emergency generators allow us to remain on the DURTY HARRY'S—Late night, Tuesday - Sunday, 10:30 p.m. on, Red, Hot & Blue. air with our full 100,000 watts. We have to most RUMRUNNERS • 218 DUVAL ST. • 294-1017 SHAD SHOTS. Sunday - Thursday, rotating shifts, noon to closing: Twice as experienced staff when it comes to providing the Nice, Paris, Islanders, Mike Lee & Irish Kevin • Friday & Saturday, 11 p.m. - closing, reggae with Crucial. YOURKDS information you need, and the sources to get it... SCHOONER WHARF • 202 WILLIAM ST. • 292-9520 Thursday, 6 -10 p.m., Barry Cuda & The Shark, jumpboogie THERS? working together since Hurricane Kate in 1985. & lafis • Friday, 6 p.m. to midnight, Steve Murphy & Co. • Saturday, 6 p.m. - midnight, FM with Christine Cordone. We've also joined with Miami's Channel 4 and SLOPPY JOE'S BAR • 201 DUVAL- ST. • 294-5717 - Thursday & Friday,12 - 4 p.m., Barry Cuda, 5 -9 p.m., Uncle Island 107FM / Bud Light / Pepsi Daddy, 10 p.m. - 2 a.m., Straight Shooter • Saturday, 12 - 4 Bryan Norcross to establish p.m., PatMcCune, 5 - 9 p.m., Mel & Friends, 10 p.m. - 2 a.m., PRESENT Straight Shooter • Sunday, 12 - 4 p.m., Pat McCune, 5 - 9 that important link to the mainland. p.m., Mel & Friends, 10 p.m. - 2 a.m., Straight Shooter • Monday, 12 - 4 p.m., Barry Cuda, 5 - 9 p.m., Uncle Daddy, 10 p.m. - 2 a.m., Moondance w/Roy Boy • Tuesday & SAB ADO LATINO Wednesday, 12-4 p.m., Barry Cuda, 5-9 p.m., Uncle Daddy, 10 p.m. - 2 a.m., Hey Eddie. TURTLE KRAALS • LAND'S END VILLAGE • 294-2640 INTERNATIONAL / FRESH BATTERIES Wednesday & Thursday 8/23 & 24,9 p.m. -1 a.m., Steady Rollin' Bob Margolin. MUSIC FESTIVAL / PORTABLE RADIO Saturday, September 2, 1995 East Martello Towers, Key West 5 p.m. - Midnight ^::,K:::::-;;SS€:v!:.^ioiifi>e^oaiilif5Piiliii^ $ 10 / Advance fif $ 12 / Day of Show Featuring ANOCEANFRONT Tony Tatis y su Merengue Sound USORADIO RESTAURANT also — Caribe & Guarapo **55o-. _ 11:30 AM -1 AM FOR FOOD BOOTH INFORMATION CALL " "*" 700 Waddell'(305)294-1061 ISLAND 107FM-292-1133 Make sure your hurricane plan is ready... Partial Proceeds to benefit the Florida Keys Children's Shelter and your radio is tuned to 104.7FM... US-1 Also Sponsored by VIDAL INTERNATIONAL 8t FIRST UNION BANK THE KEYS HURRICANE INFORMATION STATION! iiitiiHM-aiiiiiiiiiH^iiMii«^ PAGE 20 solares hill AUGUST 17, 1995 TRUMAN ANNEX HOMES

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