MADISON MEMORIAL LIBRARY Faculty suggest curb on weekday partying

By TOM 1)1 LAN beer is not allowed in dor- The Faculty Senate voted mitories. Thursday to recommend to Several senators expressed the administration that all dissatisfaction with the incentives initiated by the current policy at Thursday's office of food services "to meeting, and the original increase alcohol consumption motion was negated by the one during weekdays be discon- the senate passed. tinued." The action was directed at The recommendation was Tuesday and Thursday night made in an effort to curb mid- activities in the Warren week partying. Campus Center. Popcorn was The original recom- free on Tuesday nights and mendation, proposed by the beer, though now sold at the Student Relations Committee, regular price, was once sold at called for the continuation of discount prices on Thursday the existing alcohol policy on nights. campus, but the motion was Although the discount is no tabled at a senate meeting longer offered, Thursday earlier this month. nights have remained the traditional weekly social According to the college event in the campus center. student handbook, the current One senator suggested college alcohol policy allows weekends "begin at noon consumption of beer in dorm Friday rather than Thursday rooms, but not in dormitory nights." hallways, lounges, or other WHY STAY IN a crowded dormitory when it's so nice out? Photo by Mark Thompson Another said that he didn't public places on campus. Keg (Continued on Page it)

Vol. I.IV Tuesday. April 26, 1977 Madison College, Harrisonburg, Va. No. 50 Three-fourths of students here have cheated 9 'If cheaters were kicked out... 'Students unfamiliar with system9 By SANDY AMANN and Several students indicated they By SANDY AMANN and More than half of those surveyed ROGER WELLS believed situational ethics would be ROGER WELLS think "stronger faculty enforcement" "If Madison threw out everyone most appropriate if they ever wit- Most Madison College students would make the honor system more who cheats, a good many would be nessed an honor code violation. have little or no knowledge of the effective. Forty-six per cent believe gone," wrote one student on a Breeze Factors to be considered, they said, workings of the college honor system, "better education of students about survey about cheating and the ef- included whether the violator was a and more than half believe the system the mechanics of the system" fectiveness of Madison's honor code. friend, the seriousness of the is "not taken very seriously" or is would make it more effective. The student's observation is violation, and in what class the of- "almost totally ineffective." Twenty-three per cent believe correct. fense occurred. Of 371 students surveyed by The publishing names of convicted Seventy-six per cent of Madison Seven of the 371 students surveyed Breeze, only two per cent knew what violators would be a deterrent, and 22 students have cheated at least once or said they had reported an honor code the Honor Council takes into con- percent believe "opening bearings to twice in their school careers, ac- violation. Six of the incidents did not sideration when setting penalties, as the public" would make the system cording to the survey, designed to result in convictions, according to the explained in the student handbook, more effective. produce a 95 per cent statistical respondents. The seventh did not and only 27 per cent knew what The college handbook states that chance of certainty. know the outcome of the incident. penalties the Honor Council has the "all Honor Council hearings are Moreover, 20 per cent cheat "once power to set. considered closed hearings." or twice per semester." Fifty-six per According to the handbook, when As other ways to make the system cent responded that they have Cheating correlated with setting penalties the Honor Council more effective, students suggested cheated "once or twice in entire should take into consideration that the Honor Council more strongly school career." Less than one per Grade Point Average whether the student reported himself enforce the code by giving violators cent said they cheat "regularly to get or was reported by another student or stricter penalties, and that students by" Of those who had reported faculty member; the degree of (Continued on Page 8) Though the Madison student violations, most sa-d they would not in seriousness of the violation; the handbook mandates that witnesses the future. student's record of previous Judicial report all honor violations, 78 per cent The survey considered variables or Honor Council convictions, and the said they would not. such as class rank and Grade Point age and class level of the student Would report A marked difference in response Average (GPA). involved. was found between those who said The degree of cheating increased they never cheated, and those who as the GPA decreased. The Honor Council has the power to honor violations had. Of the non-cheaters, 38 per cent Sixty percent of those students with set the penalties of a written warning said they would report an honor code a GPA from 3.75 to 4.0 had never and probation. The council may violation, while of the cheaters, only cheated, while forty per cent had recommend suspension, but such a half that proportion, 19 per cent, cheated once or twice. recommendation must be reviewed 78% would report violations. (Continued on Page K> by the college Judicial Council and forwarded to the college president for a final decision. Nearly half, 46 per cent, of those How many students cheat? surveyed said they thought the honor system "deters some but is not taken very seriously," and 17 per cent said wmmm the honor system is " almost totally wmmm. |:j:j$;Neyer , 24 per cent ineffective." Another 27 per cent said mmmr the honor system here is "marginally effective." Only two people surveyed said the 22% system is "very effective." In the survey, designed to have a 95 ffigOnce or twice 56 per cent :•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:■:•:•:• per cent degree of accuracy, about :,:':::::::::x::::¥:%v WAV /one fourth of those surveyed correctly named Bob Snyder as the president of ' the Honor Council. Only three per cent .WAV of those surveyed could name John HI! Every semester 20 per cent Lounsbury as the Student Advocate ilNoil Coordinator or William Johnson as »>>>>s»>;«w» the Judicial Coordinator. liiiF TheDwrfwt'd Your Compliii Homt Furnishing Center" Memorable Graduation Gift This adult size bean bag features a heavy 28 oz. vinyl in a purple & gold combination with the Dukes bulldog mascot. All seams are triple sewn and reinforced, inner liner with zipper. 50 in stock, if oversold allow 2 weeks for special orders. Open Every day 9:30-.5:00 Thursday and Friday Court Souore '« 9=00 *34.88 1,537 cases sold in 2 hours 16 minutes ? ? ? I It happened at the 76-77 Werner's College Appreciation Night

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Decision on Concorde: 'Americans sacrificed for money and politics'

By KENT BOOTY First of all. the Concorde seriously Aviation Administration (FAA), its It seems that New York City is depletes the atmosphere's protective loudness at takeoff is twice that of a greater than those of most subsonic always battling something- ozone layer, permitting more solar 707. four times that of a 747, and eight jets. According to legislators and bankruptcy, the Cincinnati Reds, its radiation to reach the earth. This will times that of a DC-10. The statement experts, our supersonic friend largely negative and crime-ridden eventually result in an increase in the obviously had little impact. vibrates structures, rattling pictures, public image. number of nonfatal skin cancer cases. "The loudness of the Concorde," lamps, dishes and other household And, now, the Concorde. According to testimony by James the document continued, "will be furnishings. The Concorde, as you may know, is L. Buckley. New York's recently annoying...and will interfere with Perhaps I should write a letter to the Anglo-French supersonic jetliner defeated senator, "emission of communication." In June of last year Coleman suggesting that he move to that was granted temporary landing nitrogen oxides from Concorde, a the FAA received 85 complaints of its Dulles, pitch a pup tent near the rights in the United States in early possible cause of ozone reduction, are noise from Dulles area residents. The runway and experience first-hand the February of last year. The decision, three times greater than those of the complaints included "frightened effects of the Concorde. After all, I announced by then-Secretary of Boeing-707 or DC-8 and 32 per cent children, ear pain, nausea, severe could tell him, why sit in some stuffy Transportation William Coleman greater than the combined averages head and chest pains and pollution- Washington office when you could be after a month of unusually intense of the 707, 747. DC-8 and DC-10." aggravated allergies." out there testing the Concorde's noise Congressional hearings, allowed the The Environmental Protection Third, the Concorde is a safety level while taking an afternoon nap or aircraft to land at Dulles and Kennedy Agency (EPA) also found that Con- placing a long-distance call to an old risk. Several researchers and friend? Airports for a 16-month trial period. corde's carbon monoxide emissions aviation engineers have said that the Mindful of both environmentalists' are four times those of the 747 and 10 sufficiency of its fuel reserves is an I could also suggest that he take his protests and the business com- times those of the DC-10. I am temp- unresolved question. It has also been good china, framed pictures and munity's support, Coleman offered ted to question the existence of an alleged that a sudden decompression valuable paintings with him and his plan as a "prudent" compromise environmental protection agency that of the Concorde cabin at its 58,000-foot check the validity of the FAA's noise- to guarantee a definitive, on-site is powerless to protect the en- cruising altitude may cause instant impact findings. Or, better yet, he assessment of the plane. vironmnent. death for all passengers. could make an extended visit and Coleman has since departed from Second, the Concorde is simply too finally determine if Concorde flights Lastly, EPA. studies show that do indeed cause skin cancer. office, the victim of a recent change in noisy. According to an environmental the Concorde triggers structural presidential administrations, but the impact statement by the Federal vibrations three and a half times Unfortunately, the Nixon ad- bitterness over his landmark decision ministration in 1972 eliminated two remains. And rightly so-the Con- proposed noise rules that would have corde is an environmental hazard, a virtually prohibited Concorde service noise-maker, and a safety risk. And it in the U.S. President Nixon also sent causes structural damage to nearby letters to British and French leaders homes and buildings. promising that he would not "discriminate" against the Concorde. Because the end of the Concorde's Both these actions ran counter to trial period at Dulles is fast ap- Transportation Secretary John proaching and because New York Volpe's recommendations just three citizens a re still fighting to prevent its days earlier. landing there, my once-dormant anti- Our current president, however, Concorde zeal has been raised. I will shows a much keener interest in explain why I oppose the Concorde environmental matters and has and why I fervently pray for its hasty chosen a transportation secretary. exit from American airports and Brock Adams, who shares his views. skies. And the President has the power to bar the Concorde at any time; so The efforts of Dulles area residents Carter can rid us of this international to bar the Concorde were un- pest with just a solitary stroke of his successful, mainly because the air- pen. port is federally owned and operated. The tentative approval of the At Kennedy Airport, which is under Concorde is yet another case of the the control of the Port Authority of. health and welfare of the American New York and New Jersey, it has people being sacrificed for money, been barred. •:•:•:•:• national prestige and international politics. Moon religion 'fascinating but frightening' Madison student attends retreat By PAULA MERGENHAGEN God's will that the group be persecuted. special aura that marked him a Moonie. I guess it was the enigma that both fascinated and Still, the unanswered question remains. Why are As I expected. Bill was not atypical. He was small, frightened me, or perhaps it was just the novelty. the Moonies so unpopular? What do they actually do short-haired and soft-spoken. The extreme passivity But. when my fnend David Mills said Friday that to people ? ' seemed like an attempt to stifle the self in favor of a he was going on a Moonie retreat for the weekend, I Mills decided to attend the retreat, risk the con- higher and greater power. But this is not uncommon mmediately responded with, "You know, you might sequences, and, hopefully, find out. "The worst that among extremely religious individuals. never come back." could happen. I guess, would be finding out their Morrison did not seem eager to discuss his own I was only half joking, for the Moonies, that in- philosophy is right" he said. background or how he "found himself" in the famous and relatively new religious order, have had Along with rumors of the Moonie conditioning Unification Church. But I did manage to accumulate some unfavorable publicity-stealing young people process, some deaths had also been attributed to the the following information-He is 19 years old, his from their comfortable middle-class homes and religion, he said. "Any organization like that should parents are Christian, he tried in vain to find the brainwashing them into a new lifestyle. They also be looked into." meaning of life through school — primarily, I had a consistent run of front-page stories in the Mills' interest was sparked by the campus center gathered, in physics- and via drugs. Washington Post when they held their large rally in Then he met the Moonies, went on a two-day Washington. D.C. last year. retreat- the same type that Mills in attending,- then As you probably know, the people we call Moonies- 'the world is entering on a five-day retreat, and by that time, he'd "seen the -are a group that go by the name of Unification light." Just how he came to see the light he could not Church and claim that a Korean, the Reverend Moon, a great and fulfilling time' tell me. His parents tried to have him "de- is their prophet. Travelling around the state, the programmed"- a process he did not explain Virginia chapter appeared at Madison's campus During their first meeting, Morrison told Mills center a few weeks ago. lecture sponsored by the Unification Church. After that the world is entering a great and fulfilling time Apparently, they didn't make a terrific im- the talk, he sort of played around with the and that the real truth would be shown. pression because I asked one girl what they had to representative--ha If-serious, ha If-not. say and she responded. "Believe me. I couldn't tell i had to make myself sound interested enough, , 'Hesa id I would have the honor of being the first you." but not too - interested," Mills said/ one from Madison to attend a retreat- and the first The Moonies are not famous for giving away Apparently, he did a pretty good job because the one to to be so enriched." It was hard not to crack a details. In fact, when I talked to one of their Moonies got his telephone number and later con- smile at being told that, David said. "missionaries" the other day. he spoke in such tacted him. One of the representatives. Bill Friday, the day before he was to leave. Mills still general and rambling terms that I had to repeat some Morrison, came to his dorm to tell him more about did not know how many other people;- if any-vwould of my questions three times in the hope of getting a the religion and an upcoming retreat. be going or what it would be like. He wjtf' told, straight answer. I t was Morrison that Lspoke to when he came to however, that there wouM'be a teacher and aTblack- When asked a'fJbut their scandalous reputation, the give Mills some final information. I must admit, I board. In addition, he was encouraged to go to the young-roan skirted thoquepy and*said perhaps it-was was-curious and.wantedloknow jf a Moonie had some. ■«. (Continued on Page 16). . . . .' "» Uhm Page 4. 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reality belted me over the Undeclaration would be sure head. "Zounds! That's it! I to remember the birthdays of don't know what I want to do all undeclared majors, en- with my life!" I also did not courage disorganization and Military-technology complex - know what had become of my derangement, and further the beer. I glanced at the coun- cause of confusion on campus, tertop and saw shards of glass all of this in the best interests amidst a foamy puddle. "Oh, of pathetic students like you. 'where will it lead the world' darn it," I thought. I looked to "Those with undeclared my right and saw a.wet and majors could develop con- By EDWARD CONNORS The generals don't want this. TWy want to angry student. "Oh, darn it centrations in such "Man is a political animal." So said meet the enemy head-on by adding to our all." I thought. specialized fields as Modern Aristotle. As men naturally rely on each other already infinitely complex war - making He stared at me with ob- Anxiety. Advanced Neurosis. within societal relationships and as this technology. This would only serve to further vious intent, but upon noticing Manic Depression, and reliance is basically political in its expression, alienate the military establishment in a society my remorse and my fright he Elementary Obsession. The men are naturally political. torn by extremes. assumed a condescending possibilities are endless!" Within this "animal" is a psyche charac- The American war technology is based on a attitude. No. he did not hit "You're right. When will it terized by a dichotomy between the intellect triangular defense system of land, sea and me. Instead, he leaned over to ever end?" and the emotion. The classical ideal of plane launched missies. The current B-i me and asked, "What's your moderation sought a balance in the character Bomber debate pertains to the third area. major, anyway?" "At the close of every semester. First of all, the of man between these two. According io the triangle theory, we can "Uh, well, I- I'm un- Euripides shows the destructive extremes of declared at the moment." Dean's List of Undeclared survive a first strike on land by launching from Majors will make a good this dichotomy in his play "Media," whose submarines cruise missies equivalent to 23,000 "Hmmph. Figures." main characters are Jason and Media. Jason is "Why, do undeclared number of fortunate losers Hiroshima bombs". feel very important. Then, the a coldly reasoning power seeker who abandons "I'm very excited about the cruise missle," majors spill beers often?" his wife and children in order to advance his "Well, it's not that so much finale. In conjunction with the said Russell Dougherty, commander of the Music Department, the position in the political structure of Thebes. Strategic Air Command on the CBS as the fact that they are Media in her distress reacts by murdering almost always lost in thought, Department of Undeclaration documentary. I wonder what sort of peculiar will host a 3.2 beer social their children. mind can get excited about an instrument of as you were when you scratched your head with a complete with chaos, The tradegy of Media is of considerably such massive destruction. He reminds me of depression, and a pinata- greater depth than my description allows. I Jason. glass of beer." "Hey. look. I'm really courtesy of the Department of mean to emphasize the psychological insights The military establishments of the U.S. and Foreign Languages- filled Russia are absorbed with dizzying illusions of sorry about that." "Don't be. On the contrary, with vocational pointers, "They that seek a reason of all things, do ut- power. The arms race is really a primative Valium. short course terly overthrow reason" urge by men trying to out-muscle other men. I am sorry for you. You know, I've given a lot of thought to curriculums relevant to those Theophrastus Both groups provoke the resentment of plagued with indecision, and thinking-feeling people everywhere. This the problems of undeclared majors like yourself, and I numerous serving distain was shared by Euripides as this suggestions." of Euripides. The enigmatic nature of the exhortation of one of the Media's minor think I have come up with a relationship between Jason and Media bears characters indicates: solution that will give purpose "Wow. It all sounds very relevence today; Euripides is by no means to the lives of you UNDCs." pleasant. As a matter of fact, time bound. "UNDCs?" you've almost made me proud Last Wednesday, CBS news examined the The moderate thing is best in practice "Yes, well. This term is to be an UNDC." current debate over whether the United States For power grows beyond control; essential to the understanding "Yeah? Well don't dwell on has fallen behind the USSR in military Power brings comfort to no man. of my solution. UNDC stands it. You spill another beer on preparedness. During the show the military And I say, the greater the power, the greater for Undeclared Neurotics for me and I'll change your establishment again voiced their self-serving The ruin when it finally falls. Depression on Campus. In my major." concern over this country's ground loss in the arms race. The generals argue with logical Emotional appeals generally fall silent frigidity. They overflow with reasons. They before the calculating military and their remind me of Jason. partners in progress, the technocracy. If the The military-technology complex is a fairly irrationalness so prevalent in our age deserves recent phenomenon. The military bureaucracy an excuse, let it said that it is a reaction to the firmly entrenched after World War II. The rational, soldierly minds that govern us. Vietnam war gave It the financial impetus that Media, like the terrorists and the drug addicts, made the Pentagon group the dominant merits some consideration before con- political force in this country. What the demnation. Where is the world headed with the military- "... freedom el the press is one el the great bulwarks ol liberty, and can military wants, it usually obtains, with the help never be restrained but by despotick governments." James Madison of the most powerful lobbying influence in technology complex at its helm? One seeks Congress. power over men and the other seeks power In the last few years the arms race has over nature. The former subjugates the latter taken an upturn. Russian technology is with its science of rationalism. EDITOR steadily improving and narrowing the edge If all Jimmy Carter does in four years of Roger Wells •office is end the proliferation of destructive that this country has always enjoyed in that MANAGING EDITOR BUSINESS MANAGER area. So the military establishment is restless. technology, he will have done an honorable job Arms reductions in the face of this Soviet as president. If he doesn't, Media's crime may Frank Rathbun Ward Lancaster threat meanssredijctions in military priorities. well be re-commited by his entire generation. The Breeie encourages letters to the editor on topics dealing with the ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^■^■^■^■^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^™ And that is the irony of Euripides' play; Madison College campus and community All letters must be signed, typed, and include phone and box number Letters may be addressed to The April, 29 issue both extremes, the intellectual and the The Breeie. Zirkle House Letters should be no longer than 300 words emotional, imply the same self-destructive Longer letters may be used as guestspots at the discretion of the editor Letters and other material will be edited al the discretion of the editor end. Letters, columns, reviews and guestspots reflect the opinion of their ofTheBree/e The "political animal" has come a long authors and not necessarily those of The Breeie Unsigned editorials are way, but I'm afraid Aristotle would find him the opinion of The Breeie editors Complaints about The Breeie should be directed to The Breeie will be the last unrecognizable. His politics provided for the Publication Board and may be addressed to Or Donald McConkey, head of aesthetic as well as the basic needs of man. The Department of Communication Arts Today idealists speak of a global village and of the semester. the realists continue dominion over rivaling •433-6127 armed camps. 433-65% m . 11 • , , iii, . ."■ ■ 11 t • • !.-' » ' i . i ■, , . i . .■" > i ii THE BREEZE. Tuesday, April 26. 1977. Page 5 Pro sports - 'big business instead of games' Money leads to changes in athletics By SANDY AMANN •separate groups were fighting to buy the and the loss could be used to offset profits from The professional sports scene has changed "faltering" San Diego Padres. other businesses. dramatically in the last 15 years. Pro sports has The Brook ings Institution reported "the prin- The result of the tax loophole is that teams lose become big business. cipal source of income from the ownership of a pro their tax usefulness in about five years, when the Until the 1960's, pro sports was more an team is the reduction of taxes from other income." contracts have been depreciated. When tax "avocation than a business." Teams were owned In some cases, it is more profitable for the owners if usefulness runs out, the team is sold. In seven by sportsmen, not businessmen. People involved in the team loses money. years, for example, all but one NBA team has been Ero teams, owners and players alike, did not make Take the example of a National Basketball sold at least once. uge sums. Association (NBA) franchise purchased for $3 With the prospects of owning a team so inviting, In 1961. for example, no National Football million. In the first 18 months, the owners could pro teams have multiplied like rabbits. In 1967, League (NFL) team cleared more than $100,000. write off $2.5 million, because the athletes are with the introduction of the American Basketball Sam Huff made only $9,000 in 1959, the same year he "depreciable property" and the cost of signing Association (ABA), there was a 130 per cent in- was named Defensive Lineman of the Year. them can be deducted over their "useful playing crease in basketball teams. The same thing hap- Now, pro sports revenues have tripled to more lives." pened five years later in hockey. More teams mean than $1 billion annually. The median salary of The club made a $300,000 profit in its first year, more players are needed, and competitive bidding National Basketball Association (NBA) players is but with depreciation could claim a $1.6 million loss for talented athletes has driven salaries high and $95,000 a year, and Catfish Hunter makes an higher. estimated $15,000 for every game he pitches. The most visible result of pro sports expansion is Too high, some say. One such person is Bob in the number of teams in the four major spectator Briner. former executive director of World sports-baseball, football, basketball and hockey Championship Tennis and ex-general manager of which have tripled in the last 15 years. In the past the Dallas Chapparrals. ABA, who believes sports, 10 years, there has been a new basketball league, a "must come to its senses" and pay "what can be new hockey league and attempts to start a new afforded, not what is wanted." football league. However, owners don't pay salaries they can't The man to thank for this great proliferation of afford, said the executive director of the Major teams is Gary Davidson, a California tax lawyer, League Baseball Players Association. who started the new leagues and sold franchises for Most owners believe that superstars bring in the teams. more than their salary by attracting ticket-buying Team franchises have proliferated because spectators, but that rookies and second stringers selling franchises is an easy way to make money, make too much money. because the men who already own franchises split The high salaries paid to athletes may have the money paid by the buyer, ranging up to $19.5 caused the swift fall of the World Football League million. In addition, the owners hope, to discourage (WFL). "The team owners had to spend so much the formation of rival leagues'by blanketing major money to get the box office attractions that the TV market. franchises weren't economically viable," said Davidson believes "capital appreciation is th? Mark McCormack. His statement is somewhat biggest factor" influencing franchise purchasers. ironic, since he is the man who negotiated the $3.84 "You buy a franchise in anticipation of tne team s million contract with the WFL for Larry Csonka, future market value," he said. The first eight Jim Kiick and Paul Warfield. franchises for Davidson's WHL cost $25,000. Two McCormack is an agent for athletes, and is years later, franchises for expansion teams cost $2 therefore among the most powerful figures in million. sports. McCormack started in the business 15 years Another incentive for buying a team is a tax ago by giving business and legal advice to golfers loophole which "permits owners to write off who were "underpaid, walked over and taken ad- players' contracts the same way farmers vantage of." depreciate breeding cattle." He was the "first to show professional athletes A tax lawyer explained that the team owner has how to become millionaires" and concedes he went three kinds of assets: the sports and office too far. "Sports stars now get so much they are equipment, which doesn't amount to much; the threatening to bankrupt the business," he said. league franchise, which cannot be amortized; and While there are some good arguments on the contracts with team members, which the Internal Slayers' side, some way must be found to pay these Revenue Service allows the owner to claim as a igh salaries. Owners have turned to TV as a large part of his purchase price. The owner can means of covering losses that gate receipts can't apply straight-line depreciation over athletes and touch. get back a good part of his purchase price. TV contracts are lucrative; 26 NFL teams split As "Forbes" explained, the more one pays for a $55 million a year from the networks. As the heaa of team, the higher value he can assign to the players the New York Knickerbockers said, "If sports lost and the more he can amortize. The more he those (TV) revenues, we'd all go out of business." amortizes, the more he "loses." The more he loses, In addition to supplying money directly to the the more he reduces his outside income tax liability. teams, TV helps popularize the sports. "So. who quibbles about price?" Such reasoning. (Continued on Page 18) "Forbes" suggests, might explain why three Candidate reflects on, criticizes elections By MICHAEL LOUDEN candidates had to suck up and didates were forced to deal sonally, in the runoffs, a A final charge to The ' In the aftermath of all the swallow from fellow students. with. i.e. threats, malicious wrong decision could not have Breeze staff. Keep your election hubbub, I would like There are two criticisms I destruction and defacing of been made. opinions to yourself. You are to take this opportunity to have on this. One is student posters, plus the final to my in too easy of a position to y apathy-not voter turnout, being: election afternoon a The immaturity and persuade. Although I share my comments and recognize the fact The Breeze criticisms of SGA and elec- because I was satisfied with group of students came up to igmorance lies in the reasons tions as a whole. the turnout. Rather, the me and questioned my some voters cast their vote did not officially take a stand, feeling that SGA elections had distribution of leaflets-idiot either way. One major stand- for the average reader a trend To the new executive could be observed. council I extend my warmest been, "beat into the ground," sheets to them. They out is the "I voted for so-and- and that students are tired of criticized the tremendous so because he is cute. "I am of I would like to publically hearing and reading of can- waste of paper, ink, etc. the opinion that this is not a thank those that helped me Guestgpot didates. Well, to an extent it may be logical basis for a decision to "above and beyond,"-my On this I have one primary wasteful, but campaign be made on a candidate's midnight banner boys, the congratulations and utmost opinion and that is that every tactics require not letting the qualifications. raiders in Weaver A201, my enthusiasm in anticipation for student should be thankful to other guy get an edge. So how The second strikes directly newly acquired friends in fruitful year. You have big have 12 students concerned would it look to X voter seeing at me. That is the fact that CCM. the new brothers in shoes to fill. enough to devote the time, one candidate working hard to some students opposed me for Sigma Phi Epsilon, Alpha Mike Anestos and his ad- effort, and personal finances pass out his literature and the the simple reason that I am a Sigma Alpha, and very ministration, of which I am to become a part of the other doing nothing. Greek and a member of Sigma specially Teri Long, my moral proud to have been part, did organization. Without these Besides, I bought it; it is Phi Epsilon (SPE) Frater- supporter, plus the many I an excellent job. They people, many services SGA my property, and I will do nity. These people I see as failed to mention due to space. moved SGA from an an- has provided or provides with it whatever I wish. being narrow-minded and On a final note, because of tiquated body to an exciting, wouldn't be a reality. And Anyway this person turned to probably extremely jealous of my own beliefs and over- vibrant organization con- yes. this includes CPB, me and said. "Well I voted for the fraternal bonds the Greek whelming favorable feedback stantly producing innovative Bluestone, The Breeze and so DeWitt anyway." Her friends system encompasses and the on one particular plank of my ways to improve the present on down. the line. chuckled. Comments similar tremendous organization platform, the chapel, I will be system of government. Good No one. I assure you. is in to these were not needed and therein. * organizing a spearhead only show the immaturity of I am a Greek and a SPE, committee to work, .an this JobT ' this for personal gain or glory, 1 Un the elections itself, and I for what little amount that these "college' - students. and I am proud of it. For project.- Much support is believe every candidate would there may be does not com- This same immaturity can those who held such grudges, needed. Response was too agree with this, the cam- pensate for the output of these be seen in voter tendencies. well, I guess you showed me. great to allow it to falter. paigns were very hard and individuals. With this I am using feedback but you also showed your Thank You. strenuous. That is to bA ex- My second criticism lies in which I received and am not ignorance to a unified-system Editor's note: by an stretch implying that a of brother-and sisterhood on Mike Louden is the SGA pected and accepted. What is a much more limited scope. Treasurer for 197*77. not.though. is tne abuse:*he The personal abuses can- lesser person won. Per- this campus. *-c , -T^,* -*r- .a*>.._■ nz*M* ^ w» • H Page 6. TIIK BKKKZK. Tuesday. April 26. 1977 Madison studying its impact on city, county

Bv LAWRENCE EMERSON other forms of financial aid. great interest to local Kven though a letter of Sterrett agreed that local But in order to determine the businesses and citizens. explanation signed by Carrier citizens are not aware of Madison College is con- Madison's total contribution ducting a study to determine economic impact, we must i think it would certainly accompanies each how the school affects know total income, including be useful to the total com- quest ion mi re. Sterrett said he to the community. Harrisonburg and that from sources other than munity. Businesses could use had received calls from When the impact study is Kockingham County jobs." it to help them gear businessmen questioning the complete in early summer, economically, politically and Few people realize how promotional programs, not survey's legitimacy. Farnen said, it may be used to socially. much, in addition to salaries. only to students, but to faculty Farnen said that he fears increase local awareness of Dr. Russell Farnen of the Madison contributes to the and staff as well," Sterrett the study may not get the college contributions. department of political local economy, according to explained. target 50 per cent response Preliminary results of the science and geography, and Farnen. Once the "college He added that he would be from businesses and alumni, survey may be available by five political science majors dollar" enters the local interested in using the study's because those questionnaires exam week, he added. are conducting the impact economy, the multiplier effect results in the chamber's *ere mailed. So far, 200 Final results of the impact study, which was com- may be three-fold, as the newsletter. businesses and 400 alumni have returned questionnaires, study will be forwarded to the missioned by college dollar is respent within the But it's doubtful that local media. President Ronald Carrier. community, he expained everyone in the business he .idHed According to Farnen. the As a result of the impact community is as enthusiastic study was Carrier's idea. The study. Farnen said he hopes to about the survey as Sterrett. College Sixty-Six Service Center president decided he wanted estimate the multiplier effect Although all questionnaires the study because he deemed for college dollars in the are anonymous, some local a position paper released last community and the number of businessmen may not want to Time for Your Cars Spring Checkup December concerning local jobs created by those participate in the survey, Madison's impact on the dollars. which asked for specific "total community to be "in- Although he knows of no dollar costs and ex- We do: Muffler and Cooling Systems, complete." Farnen explained. previous study of its type, penditures" and "total dollar Some 5.500 subjects have Robert Sterrett. executive amount of wage and salary Oil-Changes, Lube Jobs, Tune-ups been asked to complete one of director of the Harrisonburg- payments" per year. One five different questionnaires Rockingham Chamber of businessman told Sterrett that designed for the five sample Commerce, of which Carrier ne had no intention of an- 701 PORT ROAD- 434-0691 groups Farnen said. The is a voting member, said the swering those questions. study is polling 2.500 students. impact study should W of Sterrett said. 1.500 alumni, 1,000 faculty and staff members, 550 area businesses . and 12 frater- nities, he said. HUGHES' PHARMACY Although it also deals with WOMBLES , other concerns, "the chief 9 95 1021 South Main Street thrust of this survey is to get the economic impact of Madison on Harrisonburg and Converse Coach & All Star DIAL 434-8650 Rockingham County," Farnen explained. Hi and Low cut tennis shoes in many PRESCRIPTIONS - FILM Questionnaires 'or students, faculty and staff, sizes and colors COSMETICS - STATIONARY and to a lesser extent, alumni, ask how subjects earn, While they last! CANDIES - GREETING CARDS receive, save, and spend 92South Main St. in downtown Harrisonburg 4o4-00/z money. The questionnaire for local businesses is entirely economic. Wvegpt "We know how much faculty and staff earn," SPECIAL DRAMA Farnen said. "We also know what you want. how much students get from Tuesday Night April 26 at 7:00\ work-study scholarships and on WMRA \ N BUMBAUGH "The Curse of the Brides" BUICK written by Deb Semple New and I'sed Car Dealer 272 Produced by Walter Dickey 1970Volkswagon Gothic Mystery new paint, one owner 1966. Mustang automatic, one owner Hall Council Ml North Liberty Street Harrisonburg 434-6749 President |GIFT IDEAS j FOR THE | Spring Elections

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Across campuses Pet Detective Agency People can be a bit funny when it comes to their pets, especially dogs. And if the little beasts happen to get lost, or run away, the owner may • really flip out. So what would be more ap- propriate when a pooch or other pet disappears than to call up a pet detective agency. That's exactly what people in Dallas, Texas do, and the town brothers who run the service, ap- propriately called Pet Detectives, say they have been quite successful during their eight months of operation. For a fee of course, which can be healthy, particularly if the owner will do "almost anything" to get their pet back. The president of the agency claims his most successful search procedure is the $65 door-to- door search within an eight block radius of the animals last appearance. For an additional fee, pet detectives will do a 16 to 24 block street and alley search. The majority of the cases are dogs and cats, but the agency has tracked down pigeons, RECOGNIZE THIS HOUSE? This is what the known as the Shank House, and was later weasels and a rooster. The brothers maintain a TKE fraternity house looked like in the 1890's turned into a boarding house. It was even- 24 hour hot line for anyone loosing a pet. when Harrisonburg wasn't the booming tually acquired by the Miller family. The Although they claim the idea for a pet detec- metropolis it has become. The house was once TKE's took over in 1968. tive agency is not theirs originally, the brothers PNoto courttiy ol Mark Miller have developed their own search techniques, and they hope to expand the business to Fort Worth. Grant rejection rate low School board bans dictionary Only one out of three faculty applications turned down IAP) \ dictionary may seem like a harmless and even useful book to have. By KAREN HOBBS proximately $18,600 were help cover secretarial or Ilui the school hoard in Kldon. Missouri has banned The turndown rate for awarded to Madison faculty. technical services, travel and (he use <>l a dictionary because 24 residents of the faculty research grants is The majority of these were other non-departmental ex- community signed a petition opposing the inclusion of "remarkably small," ac- for sociological, an- penses. Fourteen of these definitions for sea ta logical and vulgar terms. cording to Dr. Charles thropological and geological supplementary grants are One parent who supports the use of the dictionary Caldwell, director of spon- proposals. They were a awarded each year. says she and some other parents will appeal the sored research at Madison. combination of state and decision In her words: "Some adult got ahold of the He estimates that only one federal grants, Caldwell said. Also, Madison offers a dictionary' and looked up all the dirty words. . .it's of every three Madison grant Large government grants summer research grant silly." applicants is rejected. . for the second quarter are program. This three-month The primary reason for the expected to be announced program is designed to assist low rate, he said, is that soon, Caldwell added. in "on-going research." Six of Legions enroll in classics Madison is teaching-oriented. these grants are awarded Most faculty members work An area Madison is "just yearly, with the possibility of full-time, he said, leaving beginning to explore" is that i AP) Enrollment in the classics at the University of of foundation grants. Prior additional grants, based on Illinois has grown larger than a Roman Legion since little time to work on grant quality of proposals. proposals. to last year, he said, there was Professor Kichard Scanlan began spicing the Greek little interest or information Summer grants are for ;md Latin with a bit of ham. The research proposals that are submitted have been on foundations. approximately 20 per cent of Step into his packed classroom any day and you're the faculty member's base likely to hear the mild-mannered professor tell his "carefully and adequately The office for sponsored pla nned,'' Ca Idwell said, and salary, and are to be used in students • "And now. ladies and gentlemen, let's see research gathers information one summer. They may be "h.'i our guest. Nero, has to say." With that. most grants at Madison are on available funds and awarded in the areas of "hard used for basic research of Scanlan darts from the room and returns dressed like publishes them in a bi- ideas and interests, or in Wo > »r he may become. Caesar, Augustus, a research," which includes monthly newsletter, Caldwell research designed to improve gladiator, i ilariot nicer or a Roman soldier.. physics, chemistry, said. Available funds from instruction. In the uv-t live years, university officials say mathematics and geology. foundations such as Exxon, i.t'i'lment n the classics has increased 340 per cent, to The fields of education and C.S. Mott, or the Ford Grants do not take the ust >imler tf.OUO students. The legions that fought for social sciences are "probably Foundation are listed. place of salaries, Caldwell In- Unman Kmpire numbered between 5.000 and 6.000 second" in the amount of said, although a few grants i Idu'rs grants awarded, with arts and Foundation sources offer enable Madison to employ Vlnimistrators credit much of the jump to the 17 humanities third, he said. grants from $500 to $500,000, grant directors. An example win old Scanlan. the quick-change professor . hose. "One of the most in- Caldwell said, depending upon was the "Right to Read" dramatizatioas have added mystique to his mythology teresting developments in the the extent of the research program, a government grant classes past year" has been in the arts project. of $38,000 in 1975-76. Madison Scanlan's impersonations began in 1972 when his and humanities, Caldwell Madison offers college- was able to hire a director for lectures in his Greco-Roman myths courses believes. There has been sponsored grants in two the project from the funds hem men campus tradition. In that class, he appeared increased interest in research categories. Mmigrants of $400 provided. in a wI.lie loir riml crowned by a wreath of leaves -- a in communication;, music |.iu-l ot . polio i he (Jreek god of prophecy At the and other fine arts. .•ml <>i his > ,. <• In- invokes the inspiration of Apollo Another trend is that of ml predict- the sc«»rv ol the upcoming Illinois football younger faculty members U.S. priced at $6.2 trillion accustomed to research, who iinfc. expect to continue research activities at Madison. (CPS)-Would you buy a each American was worth Suspended animation Research grants may be used country for $6.2 trillion? approximately $1,630. sponsored by the college, or That's how much "U.S. Not included in the IAPJ Stanley Wilks. a civilian mathematician for funded through outside News and World Report" magazine's figures are the aiiii\ pent 72 days in suspended animation in a sources. The largest ap- estimates it would cost to financial assets such as paper successful lasl ditch effort by doctors to save his life. propriations are from state purchase this country and that money, corporate stocks and Doctors 'i i.>'..!««' Washington University Hospital and federal agencies, Cald- includes land, buildings, bonds, checking accounts and decided that ihei 'fc-ecled to buy time so Wilks' body well said. machinery, cars, personal savings, but it does include the could fight i h' inte« lions that were killing him. During 1975-76. Madison belongings, all of the weapons net value of foreign property Wilks was iiitcntionallv paralyzed with the drug faculty members received in our defense arsenal, etc. -' 81''. owqedL. by.. 213 \ million curare, a substance used by some Brazilian Indian approximately "SbrJO.WK) from "Each maitf wonlan "and Americans. —-*m tribes in iheir hlowgun darts The method worked. outside sources. Most of child in these United States is . Although the hospital bill could go as high as these grants were federally estimated to have a worth of So, if you're feeling wor- v.v.iMi' Wilks is on the road to recovery. funded. $28,611. By 1987, that figure is thless, remember that Uncle During the first quarter of expected to jump to $36,640. Sam can get $28,000 for you on 1977;.. six grants . of. .W-.. Quite a ways from 1776, when the-open marker: - * ' Page K. THE BREEZE. Tuesday. April 26. 1977 Three-fourths of students here have cheated (Continued from Page l> Those surveyed were asked handbook, "academic luid never cheated. The most There was no discernible trend among the classes with Among those students with to estimate the percentage of dishonesty" includes: ob- common response, given by Madison students who "have taining unauthorized aid in slightly less than one-third of percentage of cheaters. The a 3.5 to 3.74 GPA. the junior class had the largest proportion of students who never cheated." "have any manner during and those surveyed, was "need cheated once or twice in their examination: plagiarism; grades to stay in school or percentage of students who have never cheated is reduced said they had never cheated, almost in half; 33 per cent of school career." "have selling or giving another keep scholarship." these students indicated they cheated once or twice a student copies of tests: using a The next most common 28 per cent. Twenty-seven per cent of the freshmen, 21 per had never cheated. Fifty- semester." and who "cheat commercially prepared term reason was. "It's a general seven per cent said they had regularly to get by." The paper or research project; studies course and not in my cent of the seniors, and 19 per cent of the sophomores said cheated once or twice, and 10 percentages were supposed to giving unauthorized aid major," chosen by about one- per cent said they cheated add up to 100. and any that did during an examination: or fourth of those surveyed. they had never cheated. , once or twice per semester. not were eliminated. taking a test for another About one-fifth of those There were no regular Twenty-seven per cent of Madison students perceive person, and falsifying class surveyed said they cheat cheaters in the freshmen the students with a GPA from cheating to be more prevalent attendance records. because they "need grades to class. The figure increased to one per cent among the 3.0 to 3.49 said they had never than it actually is. The Students were also asked to get a job or enter graduate cheated, while half said they average estimate of regular choose the main reason they school," they "never had time sophomores and three per had cheated once or twice. cheaters was 18 per cent, cheat or the reason they to study." and because of cent among the juniors and seniors. The proportion of students .while the actual percentage in believe others cheat, if they "parental pressure." who cheat once or twice per this group is less than one per semester more than doubles cent. Students also estimated to 23 per cent among students that 29 per cent of the student Students unfamiliar with system in this bracket. body cheats once or twice a The percentage of students semester, when the actual (Continued from Page I) they witnessed one. who have never cheated percentage is 20. The per- who turn in violators be granted When asked what the Honor continues to decline among centage perceived never to anonymity. Seme people suggested Council takes into consideration when students with a GPA from 2 5 have cheated was 24 per cent, requiring students to sign an honor setting penalties, 84 per cent knew the to 2.99. Seventeen per cent of the same as the actual per- pledge card or honor pledges on all degree of seriousness of the violation centage who said they have this group have never tests and examinations. was considered, and about three cheated. 64 per cent have never cheated. Other ways to improve the ef- fourths of those polled knew the Students were asked to cheated .once or twice and 17 fectiveness of the honor system student's record of previdus con- per cent cheat once or twice indicate, from a list, what suggested by those surveyed included victions and whether the student had per semester. actions they considered to be instilling a sense of pride and turned himself in or was reported by cheating. Almost everyone tradition about the honor code in someone else was considered. It is among this group that surveyed agreed that students,and a stronger moral ' up- Only 9 per cent of those surveyed the first regular cheaters "copying an answer from a bringing. knew the students' age and class was appear, making up slightly friend during a test" is Although the handbook states that taken into consideration. less than two per cent of the cheating. Most also agreed "any individual (faculty, student, Eighteen per cent of those sur- total. that "turning in a com- administrator) who becomes aware of veyed thought that "whether the The proportion of regular mercially prepared term or witnesses a possible violation of the student was 'sorry' for what he did" cheaters increases to S per paper as your own" is honor system shall report the was considered in setting penalties cent among those students cheating. violation as soon as possible," 78 per and 10 per cent thought "how strict with GPAs from 2.0 to 2.49. More .than two-thirds of cent of those surveyed said they would the professor is in whose class the The proportion that cheats those surveyed said that not report an honor code violation if offense occurred" was considered. once or twice a semster also "telling a friend he made a increases somewhat to 22 per mistake during a test was cent. The proportion of cheating," and slightly more students who said they had than one-third said that never cheated is 19 per cent, "getting a friend to sign the almost the same as in the 2.5- roll for you" was cheating. 2.99 group. About a third of those sur- Only two students surveyed veyed also said "cutting a had a GPA of 1.5 or below, and class when you know a test both indicated that they had was scheduled" is cheating. cheated once or twice. According to the student Student dies in motorcycle wreck Madison College student He was taken to University Scot McPherson, 21, died Hospital in Chariottesville. April 22 from injuries where he died. resulting from a motorcycle Police said McPherson's accident. roommate, Douglas John The junior from Seaford, Weisbrod. was riding on the Del. had been driving south on back of the motorcycle and Va. 710 when he apparently suffered minor injuries in the rounded a curve too fast, lost crash. He was treated at control of the 1)ike and hit a Rockingham Memorial telephone pole late Thursday Hospital and released night, according to state ' police. Madisonians to perform C CENTER The Madisonians, a combination of the Madison College Vocal Jazz Choir and the Jazz Ensemble, will perform a demonstration concert as part of the Southern Regional Music STRATOCASTER® Educators National Con- ference Convention in Atlanta . . . The sound with the legendary bite on April 29th. y Many of the monster hits by many of The 40-member troupe, co- directed by Sandra Cryder the monster artists start with the Stratocaster. and Dr. George West, will Three adjustable wide-range, high-output perform in the Danville, Va. pickups give you that biting sound you can area on the way down and get your teeth into. But you play relaxed, participate in the convention thanks to the contoured body. The activities returning Sunday, May I. ■ Stratocaster features a smooth-action syn- The Madisonians, which chronized tremolo, too. It's a legend at your have been in existence for the fingertips. past four years, have per- formed in various cities across Virginia receiving top reviews for its professional- level presentations of vocal ■ind big baid music. The honor of being invited to 783 F. Market St. perform for the MENC un- fKles derscores the group's Harrisonpurg. Va. 22X01 progress over the past four sic 434-44K9 'years. <« ". V.i r » * ■mini ■■ t iiji K.VV .\.». ..»..•«».»#.•. '

Classical music still THK BREEZE. Tuesday. April 28. 1977. Page 9 y allowed in Vietnam IAP) When the communists music. Some of the recor- took power in Vietnam two dings are said to come from years ago, rock music im- the well-stocked American mediately became taboo, musical libraries captured in along with records, tapes, Saigon. rock star posters and girlie In Hanoi last month, the magazines. Also banned were Vietnam symphony orchestra, the hippie attire and other choir, opera and ballet staged sub-culture left-overs a much-heralded program to associated with American commemorate the 150th GI's. The Vietnamese anniversary of the death of Government denounces all Beethoven. those artifacts, and more, as The same anniversary "immoral capitalist culture." celebrated in China marked But western classical the end of a three-year music still is on the approved cultural offensive against list. such western composers as Beethoven is praised in Beethoven. 4I love my factory' radio broadcasts in Vietnam Vietnam's artistic dic- as the great master. The tators-some of them with broadcasters also include in solid French educations -also their programs the classical don't seem to have problems strains of such composers as with modernistic trends in Chopin and Shubert. symphonic music. This has This is in contrast with the been something which has People's Republic of China stirred anger among some and other communist nations past leaders in the Soviet which have at times Union. denounced western classical Since the communist music as reactionary and victory in Vietnam, the bitter decadent. anti-American songs have To be sure, music in largely given way to economic Vietnam also is put to political ballads although the conflict use by the government. The has not been completely people are being urged to forgotten. greater revolutionary zeal Since the communists won, and work with such Hanoi hits the lyrics of many traditional as "I Love My Factory" and Vietnamese songs have been TWO STUDENTS take a study break behind the library. Photo by Mark Thompson "The Guerrillas of Thao changed while the often River." a composition lovely melodies remain the arranged for chorus and ore-, same. hestra. A popular love song once Rings bought for many reasons The official voice of0 went: "Wherever you go, I Vietnam Radio, which is will follow you always. I shall By TERESA BRUMBACK Madison College students heard in such neighboring brave hunger as well as cold." The Egyptians wore jade, popular stones chosen by countries as Thailand, devotes buy class rings for different Madison girls this year. The Now, the words have been opal, and ruby rings as reasons. Some people believe about four hours a day to changed to something like- symbols of authority, good men prefer birthstones. Vietnamese music. There is the rings are a traditional way However, students are offered "Wherever they go. the luck, and as healing agents. of reflecting their alma about one hour of operas, geologists never fail, sur- People today wear rings for a choice of birthstones, star symphonic music and lighter mater. Others, such as a girl sapphires, jade, opal tiger's veying and developing the different reasons. Some are looking at the rings on display American and European land." worn as symbols of love or eye diamonds and ear- in the campus center last ths tones affection; others are worn for week, buy them because their attractiveness. The idea of birthstones are "they're pretty." not new as they originated High school and college According to the Josten "A Salad Bar That students and graduates wear with the Greeks who ring company representative designated stones for each class rings that display a who was here last week as stone and a school insignia month, according to the sophomores were choosing company spokesman. Costs Nothing Is either engraved directly on their rings, black onyx and the stone or on the ring band. Sometimes a month such as mother of pearl are the most October would have three Worth Something" stones. "That is why most months have two or three stones; the Greeks started at GALERIA it," he said. \V® Sty But the first usage of International Shop specially designated class rings was not until 1875. They Luncheon or 60* W. Elizabeth St. were made by the Balfour Company by hand and sold in Dinner Harrisonburg, Va. 433-9282 Massachusetts, he said. A process called "dye striking" with Daily 10:30-5:00 was used in which a design Fri. til 8:30 was cut into a piece of steel V / \ /\ called "dye." Gold was "Prices From stamped on it and then welded into a ring. BASKETS Stones were added on the The Age Of Reason" rings in 1900. A ruby that would now be appraised at numr B&TJunuuR $2,000 would have sold for $5 'BASKETSV w \ / then. Since 1965, a method called LUNCHEON BUFFET DAILY BASKETS dye induction, in which gold is v.y v J poured into a wax mold, has All You Can Eat 2*Plus Beverage BASKETS been used to make the rings. / \ /\ The tradition of wearing U.S.D.A. CHOICE BEEF CUT ON Flower - Sewing class rings seems to remain popular. The representative PREMISES Picnic - Planter estimated 99 per cent of high school students and 65 percent Ifs Quality Plus Extras At of college students wear class and many, many,\ rings. THE TRAIN STATION RESTAURANT many more plus Sunday Family Buffet A/\ A / All You CanJatWIue Beverage %«fftrcfe oh f ai? > ,„,„„. .UttfttORI MABAND Ml- I#atterB«rgs Page lu. TIIK HKKKZK. Tuesday. April 26. I»77 1977-78 Breeze staff chosen by editors Religious problems predicted The following persons have Michael Lee and Frank been named by next year's Tatum. editors to the 1977-78 staff of The Summer Breeze will begin publication the first Rv TIIKHKSA BEALE has increased and deepened religious dilemma in the The Breeze: future, according to Gilkey . is Tami Richardson, news Friday of the eight-week ' The menacing future the consciousness of change." summer session and publish brings us into religious The prospect of change a "union between faith and editor. Dwayne Yancey, history." editorial editor; Bob once a week for the entire problems." Dr. Langdon troubles America, according eight weeks. Gilkey. theology professor at to Gilkey. "It faces us with "We are emersed in history Grimesey. sports editor; as religious beings," Gilkey Mark Thompson, photography All announcements and the University of Chicago moral and religious copy should be in the Tuesday Divinity School, told a group problems." said. "To be in history is to editor; and Gina Gareri and experience a radically dif- I) .1. Stout, graphics editors. before each issue. of Madison students Friday. Gilkey believes there are Those interested in working Gilkey's speech. "Religion four trends which man will ferent future." Staff reporters for next Gilkey believes "our year are : Tom Dulan, Karen on The Summer Breeze should in the American Future." confront in the future. "There contact Barbara Burch or considered man's religious is a new face of technology temporality makes us Hobbs, Lynda Edwards, and primordiaUy religious" and Kent Booty. Gary Fullerton, next year's nature interacting with and technological civilization Breeze editors. technological change in the as a menace to our humanness causes man to ask religious Ads salespersons are future. which is here to stay," he said, questions concerning human "The consciousness of adding this progress in existence. Man asks questions change... is universal in technology "threatens because he exists in the KLINE'S DAIRY BAR experience,*' he said. In relations in community." presence of God. Gilkey said. 58 E. Wolfe St. Harrisonburg modern cultures, change "To expand in order to The task of man, Gilkey engulfs all of reality, which is,,, survive. . .we may create a said, is to consider the in process, according to system which will replace character of history. "If the Ice Cream - Sundaes - Thick Shakes Gilkey. Change represents t"he us." he said, predicting new true Lord of history is not ^ forms in social institutions "disappearance of old forms realistically read and SSXSXKKSXXSfS&f^^ and the appearance of quite and a steady loss of power by Ereached, then false lords will new ones," he said. several countries. He used the e." he concluded. Gilkey views change as variable distribution of power being linear or in one direc- among European countries Gilkey is lecturing with the uetball \ tion. "Change, for us, brings throughout history to Visiting Scholars Program of in what has never been there illustrate the point. the University Center of equipment availible j before." he said. "Our time The solution to man's Virginia. Irish women Midway Arco-Grocery i^V^alley Sports* Bew Snacks Soft Drinks 107 ^^Center visit here Next to Campus on Main St. E. Water St. ^- 434-65.

Church Women United of Harrisonburg ■ Rockingham County will sponsor the ap- Graduation Gifts & pearance of two Northern Irish women who are working Mad/son for peace in their country, Betty Williams and Nancy College McDonnell. | — '—— " In August 1976, Williams Collectors' saw a tragic accident in which I after 6pm $1.49 three children ami a young items man were killed as a result of Northern Ireland's violence. Salad, barlic Bread She began gathering signatures for peace among & her neighbors. Many small peace groups All the Spaghetti you can eat have joined the Peace People in non-violent rallys and in !plus encouraging the world not to MUGS - ASHTRAYS - BANKS help extremists by sending FREE Qt. of Beer w/Madison ID money to them. MfSCmOt McDonnell will represent ctlmb e5w {oewtew the Protestant community. I WEDNESDAY She has worked in the peace movement for years. An offering will be taken to help the Peace People end violence in Northern Ireland. The women will be at Cole IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A Hall, Bridgewater College, on April 26 at 7:30 p.m. ■■■■■■■ CHALLENGE AT JMU***********

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■48 W. Elizabeth! • 111 ARMY ROTC ■ ■ ■ ■ 1 . T -r-r-r-w- -r f—T"r T T T » T T" T" T ^ THK BREEZE. dlU&SilOW ************* Arts, people Tuesday. April 26, 1977, Page 11 'Chrysalis an artistic and literary paradox' VI success in aim, a failure in the stringing of the bow9

By ROGER WELLS structure that is necessary to a critic transposed and the poem entitled appeal of the technique, it seems to be "We can forgive a man for making a and absolutely crucial to an artist. "Shuffling" for those students whose used to conceal a paucity of real useful thing as long as he does not An example of what I mean is academic intent did not merit a strong poetic insight. admire it. The only excuse for making Sharon Brill's "Moving." Though an verb. "Late Last Night" is strengthened a useless thing is that one admires it interesting premise of reducing Another problem with "Moving," by a few clever word juxtapositions- intensely. college registration to 19 brief lines but which is more obvious in Michael quiet-quite; billboards boring; "All art is quite useless." and therefore, I suppose, suggesting Holliday's "Late Last Night," is what Sunday someday- but basically —Oscar Wilde something about the four-year ex- I call the "staggered line syndrome." rambles. Thus, when the closing 1 ines perience, it would be a more ap- That affliction misleads people into mention "the mechanical heart Throughout history, art has been propriate submission to the yearbook believing that you can drop ex- beat," the reader has little idea of described in paradox. A painting, than the art magazine. It goes periences through a wide mesh screen the subject, much less the importance thus, may be called "realistic." nowhere and there it suffers. it deserves. Novels of the most basic cruelty are The problem with this "poem" is stagger them Holliday's poem also has a defect called "delightfully horrible," and the that it is close-ended, and therefore which I believe underscores the major most well-wrought, highly structured not a poem. The reader cannot ex- down the page falling . problem with the Chrysalis. At one poem can be called "free-flowing." trapolate anything from the work, point, he writes of the cloudy sky Thoreau spoke of truth as other than what the author has tripping "hiding the stars." Several lines "paradox," and suggested that "the clearly, definitely and inescapably never later, with no apparent shift in per- highest form of art is artlessness." stated as the confines. The language sona, tense, or locale, he writes about Thus, it is altogether proper to use says it all-- "discovering. . . an- bumped by punctuation the "ring around the moon." Either paradox to describe this year's ticipating. . . greeting." There is no never the clouds are well out into the solar Chrysalis, a self-billed "literary and metaphor, no subtlety, nothing more poetic but system, or the author goofed. art endeavor of Madison College." to be learned. A good editor should have caught And that resume would say "the Moreover, there is ho clue as to in pretense that, and the major problem with the Chrysalis is a successful failure." why certain college experiences were and come out with a poem. It just Chrysalis is that it is not well edited. It is a success in aim, a failure in listed and not others; nor is the order doesn't work that way. Lawrence For years, the policy has been to the stringing of the bow. In short, it is of listing justified by the conclusion. Ferlinghetti made it work with "The solicit submissions and print the an innocuous product, as easily The first two verbs could be easily Tightrope." Other than the visual "best" of those received. Little or no ignored as noticed, that misses the effort is made to improve the quality mark, but not without pointing the of that which the Chrysalis staff direction to some interesting areas of chooses. observation. When I interviewed playwright- During the great academic debate novelist James Goldman last month, I at Madison last semester-Is Bob was surprised to learn that he too has Dylan a poet?--my good friend Greg an editor. The best writers have the Byrne and I tried to define poetry and sense to realize that their work needs in the process rediscovered refining, that mistakes might be something about art itself. He argued overlooked given a writer's bias Dylan was not a poet; I argued he towards his own material. was. Eventually we agreed that Dylan The Chrysalis needs a similar : is a sporadic, sloppy poet. policy. The most promising sub- And the reason poetry is not missions should be carefully critiqued Dylan's forte or poet his title, is that and returned to the authors for through that particular medium, his rewrites. work is too unstructured; that which Otherwise mistakes will continue makes him a good rock musician to occur, and the product will be taken destroys his credibility as a poet. less seriously than it should. In the Art then, of necessity, is a highly Chrysalis, these mistakes are structured medium, and the Chrysalis frequent, and most annoying. They fails simply because it isn't. Too could have been fixed. often, pleasant or intriguing thoughts t That artistic insight, which in are confused with poetic or artistic poetry is measured by language, is thoughts. Both the literary and art too often cliche in the Chrysalis. Too submissions in the publication suffer many times, grass strangles, dust from this problem, though by all chokes, and sunrise dances - means the poetry is the worse of- preferably on windows. fender. But u is too easy, unfortunately, to be In reviewing art, it is difficult to critical, and there is much of interest divorce the ideas from the structure. in the Chrysalis. My initial reaction to That is to say, it is difficult to ask, 4* Donna Cedar's "Leary," for instance, "What does this say?" and not ask, was a stifled yawn. "How does this say what it says?" But on my second reading I And yet it is such an attention to (Continued on Page 21) By Lucy Clink tar the "Chrysalis." Reprinted by permission. 'Mood of Bowie 9s 'Low'familiar, welcome' WIN* color motars some oi the music he had already written before By JIM DAWSON Under red lights After two unfortunate digressions into disco, I was always looking loft and right. abandoning the soundtrack assignment Oh. but I'm always crashing The oppressive moodiness of the songs gives David Bowie has returned to the endearing in the same car. them a dark and other-worldly tinge that would degeneracy that inspired his original infamy. Jasmine I saw you weeping "Low" is being advertised as "two sides of David" When l pel my fool down to the Hoar. have perfectly fit the equally atypical "Man Who I was going round and round Fell To Earth." And.like the movie,this album will you've never heard before," and it lives up to this Hotel garage. promise in more ways than one. Must have been touching close to ninety four. probably not be widely accepted. None of the five Oh but I'm always crashing vocals are much over three minutes long.and they "Low" bears little if any musical resemblance to in the same car. anything Bowie has ever recorded, but the un- range from the pleasantly strange to the outright derlying mood of the album is welcome and Bowie's latest musical incarnation is influenced bizarre. familiar and advanced by the presence of Brian Eno. But commercialism isn't everything. "Low" is "Low" has the bleakly decadent flavor that has keyboard innovator from the early Roxy Music and both a creative and original style for Bowie.and he been missing from Bowie's music since the a solo artist in his own right. uses it quite well. "Diamond Dogs" album of three years ago. The unusual combination of Eno and Bowie As an aside.I realize I should be telling you to "Diamond Dogs" worked mainly with surrealistic forms a synthesis so avant-garde as to make the boycott this album because of its disgustingly high lyrical imagery.and the new album brings across its album one of the only really original works on the $7.98 list price for a single record. market today. Even with the price hike the packaging is very nir of abnormality through a combination of suc- poorly done-the front cover is taken directly from cinct lyrics, instrumental treatments and unusual At the same time though the record does risk recording procedures. alienating listeners not ready for such a con- Bowie's movie poster, the back cover is blank, no* The record is uncomfortable and disturbing in spicuous departure from propriety. lyrics are included and the record was pressed so For example with the exception of some vocal badly that I returned six copies of the thing to places,and conveys a seedy and alien musical at- various stores before finally finding a good one. titude beyond the capacity of conventional music. wailings.side two is entirely instrumental. Bowie An example of the general spirit of things is was originally supposed to write the soundtrack However, the music on the record itself is so found in "Always Crashing In the Same Car." music for the movie "The Man Who Fell To Earth," impressively original and wpii-sjcecuted that only a but gave thejob to- Someone "elso because he said stingy philistih* would" pass if by» because»pf< thp . .price Vougetwhatyoupay for--whichin this case term-as***"** ™^#MWSfe*- • IS V«rtaMly'«nconv'iBh{iohar album .'-'■• Page 12. TIIK BREEZE. Tuesday. April 26. 1977 TOR BREEZE, Tuesday. April 26, 1977, Page 13

I Greek Week '77 I'ago N. TIIK BKKKZK. Tuesday. April 26. 1977 Wo turning back 'for Danny Cappy, Chalice

By PETER DcBIASI produces the final music- according to Cappy 'The Yamaha organ and Rhrdes "We would like to start off There is no turning back Speaking about their music scene here was totally piano. He has been p.awng playing the college circuit on now music. Cappy describes it as different than in the large keyboards tor 12 years, taking the east coast." he said. "I had quit the band I was "odd meter, with lots of cities." he said, admitting to lessons until completing higl- It is apparent that this in at Rehobeth Beach. surprises." Linking their having only heard of Gentle school summer of long, hard work Deleware. and came to music to classical music. he_ Giant. Yes . and Genesis. "I He quit the lessons to play will be meant to pay off in the Harrisonburg at the in- says "we use some of the didn't even listen to Genesis in a rock an' roll band, form of a concert at Madison sistance of a few friends." techniques of classical music, much before I got here," he traded my piano for an organ, and an eventual 'progression Danny related tracing his like shadowing, coloring, and: added. and later on added a that will pull Cappy away steps to the present. "I kept structuring.' Cappy looks to Chick clarinet." he mused thinking from Harrisonburg. Next wanting to do original music, But it is clear from the Corea. Kit Watkins, and Jan of his beginnings in com- year, returning students will but the band didn't like the tapes of their new com- Hammer for inspirational parison to where he is now. be able to see the direction idea." positions that their focus is in guidance. He plays an array Cappy's goal for the next Cappy speaks of. As he puts it, So he left the band in the field of experimentation: of four keyboards--a mini two-year period is to be "There's no turning back Delaware, travelled around with many forms-classical,. moog, ARP string ensemble. recording for a major label. now." Maryland and Virginia rock, and jazz. It is the type of playing with various music most closely associated 'the music scene here was totally different'

musicians, and ended up in with what is going on in the Harrisonburg "Friends living progressive rock field. here told me about Happy The Cappy's entry into the Man. Chalice, and Dave group in August of 1976 came Quann." he said "and they after months of jamming with told me how nice the people a lot of area bands. "I jam- here are." med with a lot of different That is all it took for Danny people around here. The first Cappy tomove. people I jammed wjth were Picking up his geat, Cappy the members of Tundra. They planted himself in didn't want to do original Harrisonburg in July of 1975. music. That only lasted a Thirteen months later he was couple of weeks," he said. the keyboard player for a Cappy met the members of group formerly known as Chalice, two of whom were Chalice. Madison students, through the The history of the band friends who urged him to dates to the summer of 1974. come to Harrisonburg. "I Chalice has gone through jammed with them a few many changes since then, times. It was in October of both in personnel and 1975 that I first jammed with CHA1.ICK, a band performingj)rimarily in the recording for a major label within the next two musically, but has remained Carlton." From those early Harrisonburg area, rehearses for an upcoming years. solid since August of last year. jam sessions with Chalice, performance. The group has the goal of Photo by Mark Thompson Chalice performed one and through a stint as a concert in the campus center carpenter, he kept his hopes ballroom three semesters ago. up until the right musical various outdoor concerts at niche came along. Stolen property returned to Virginia private residences and a It did. concert at the Auto Auction. August 1976 saw Nelson off iAP)--A Massachusetts influenced their decision to would be returned That was when Gary Garst, to graduate school at Johns couple came to the state return the property. The head of the capitol now with a local band called Hopkins University. As capitol in Richmond recently He said he and his wife, the hostesses said she thought the Swiftkick, was with them. Nelson broke into a new scene. to return stolen property. But former Margaret Holt of Washburns just wanted a tour Carlton Nelson, at the time a Danny was lined up to jam no charges were filed, and Staunton. first wanted to of the building when they fourth-year student at with the remaining three instead they received a warm return the statue when they approached her. But she took Madison, was also playing. members. Jam sessions greeting from state officials. were married 43 years ago, them straight to the govern- Cappy hadn't arrived yet. turned into rehearsals, and The stolen item was a small but ran into strong opposition or's office when they told At the present the band Chalice turned into a new brass statue taken by a union from his father. her what they had. consist of Dave Quann, band. soldier during the fall of Rich- He said his father felt guitarist; Paul Tallent, Cappy hopes that they mond in the Civil War. rather strongly that it was a She said the statue might bassist: Bob Harward, will be ready to play by fall of Rodney Washburn of proper prize of war. have been part of a lamp and drummer; and Cappy next year, a full concert by Spencer, Mass. said the nine- State officials had no ad- said she never had seen a keyboardist. Quann and November. "In Wilson Hall, inch figure, acquired by his vance notice the treasure similar piece. Cappy write most of the maybe," if not, he said, grandfather during looting of material for the band, "maybe some place a little the state capitol, had oc- although a collective effort smaller." cupied a mantlepiece or Harrisonburg is unique. It bookshelf in his home while he DANCE is one area that has supported was growing up. O'Meara progressive rock music in the Washburn said the fact his past, an unlikely area to-do so to your favorite Sound 8 presents paper wife was a Virginian had Wednesday - Saturday Dr. William O'Meara, associate professor of GKAND UNION philosophy at Madison South Main 433-1990 College, presented a paper at Disco Nights the recent meeting of the Busch Beer 6 pk. 12 oz. bottles Southeast Medieval Assoc- iation. •1.49 No Cover The paper was entitled $ "Duns Scotus and Leibniz on Boss Pepsi 1/2 gal. jug .69 the Ontological Argument." Students Always Welcome The meeting was held at Virginia Commonwealth Frito Lay's Dorito's 10 oz. bag University in Richmond, Try our ALL NEW Virginia. Prices good thru Sun May 1st *.69 Friday Seafood Buffet Includes RJLL^ Delicious Seafood Dishes Salad & Dessert Bar - 'HNRCUTTGR.9 NEW Sheraton !nn / A full line of great hair for people. reduced 1Q7 5 MAIN HARRISONBURG, VA. , '' ' 434HOiO HarrLsonburq priceUSS Interstate II t U.S. 33 'I

THE KKKKZK. Tuesday. April 26, 1977, Page 15 Planetarium visitors exceed 10,000 mark By TIIERKSA BEALE City. Dr. Jon Staib of More than 10,000 people Madison's physics depart- have visited Miller Hall ment produces the pre-written Planetarium since the shows. jginning of its public shows The remainder of the shows in September 1975. are written by Wells and Dr. The planetarium, used for William Ingham. also a classes, public shows and Madison physics teacher. civic groups, was added to They use the library, Miller primarily for use in departmental material, and astronomy labs, according to slides they have made Dr. John Wells of the physics themselves for research. department. Wells said. Along with Madison, "It's like a extra-curricular Eastern Mennonite College activity," he said. "It takes a and Virginia Military In- lot of time to prepare a show." stitute are the only college The planetarium also campuses in the state that presents shows to public have planetariums, he said. school groups or civic groups Public shows are presented one day a week. The shows are here every Thursdday night, "coordinated to their needs," with a different show for each Wells said. For example, month. Some of the shows are special shows have been distributed by other written for preschool children planetariums, such as "The and deaf persons. The planetarium also has hosted People," a show about THEATRE STUDENTS rehearse for a series Thursday. Performances begin at 8 p.m. There American Indian legends, astronomy classes from the University of Virginia. of one act plays to be presented in the Wampler will be no admission charge. about stars, which was Experimental Theatre Wednesday and "A complete spectrum" of t Photo by Mark Thompson produced by Hanson visitors, ranging from elderly Planetarium in Salt Lake persons to preschoolers, respond to the shows, ac- cording to Wells. There is no Standardized health tests predicted age restriction on attendance --»-*-»' § =' 1 -t-t- =i iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii uMiiiMiiiiiiiiiiUHliiiiuiiiinniniiiiiiir tiniiirnininiiiiHHiiiir i ■ Page Ifi. TIIK BKKKZK. Tuesday. April 26. 1977 Faculty suggest curb on weekday partying (Continued from Page 1) something about the mid- and we all know it." said Dr when the committee will be move the area of respon- "feel the college should be in week campus center ac- Raymond Dingledine. new chaired by academic vice- sibility from the college the business of selling beer on tivities." he said. chairman of the Honor Ad- president Dr. Thomas judiciary to the academic weekdays." Recommendations for visory Board. Stanton. division, to which the "con- "I don't know that the revision of the honor system The Honor Council will Currently, the council is cept of honor is more closely senate has any more right to and reorganization of the consist of Honor Council comprised of nine students- related." according to tell food services what to do Honor Council passed President Bob Snyder, vice- president, vice-president, two Stanton. than it has to tell students unanimously Thursday. president Mark Ritter. five students from each un- All changes are effective what to do." said Dr. Marjorie students selected by the dean dergraduate school and one September 1, 1977, Ritter said. Christiansen of the home The recommendations of each school, three graduate graduate student. The senate also voted to economics department. called for the shift of the students selected by their Hearings are conducted by change the title of "depart- responsibility of the honor •We do have the right," dean, and ten faculty mem.- a quorum of this body, which ment head" to "department system to the academic vice- bers nominated by the Honor requires one member from chairman," despite objections said Jerry Coulter of the art president's office, department, "because it's Advisory Board and approved each undergraduate school from some senators that a reorganization of the Honor by Carrier. and either the president or "chairman" should be elected affecting academic per- Council to parallel that of the formance." The council Hearing vice-president acting as by the department. college Judicial Council, and Committee, which tries honor chairman. Another senator suggested revision of the honor system code violation cases, will All appeals now are han- Supporters of the change that a recommendation be "to be consistent with the include Snyder, Ritter, four dled through the appeals said the title "department made to President Ronald reorganization of the Honor students and four faculty committee of the college head" tends to separate that Carrier, since he is respon- Council." selected from the council. Judicial Council. individual from the rest of the sible for food services. The honor system "has not Snyder will chair the The system is being department more than "Maybe he could do been working satisfactorily committee except in appeals. changed to include faculty "department chairman" 'Religion fascinates, frightens9 input on the council and to would. \Getting Ready for Summer (Continued from Page 3) second coming of Christ, but would probably throw it camp the average Moonie would away." Friday night with the Moonies never be presumptuous • Short Sleeve Shirts instead of waiting until The purpose of the enough to come out and say Unification Church is to • Shorts Saturday so he could wake up this. Indeed. I asked Morrison spread knowledge and unite in the right atmosphere what Moon is supposed to be. all people in the world. When But Mills' Friday night "A prophet." was the reply. • Sundresses at partying took precedence, and asked how they intended to he decided to ride with a Mills also feels that there achieve unity, they gave an friend Saturday morning with are different levels in the evasive answer, David says. their own car. That way, they church's organization. The That's another questions he The Body Shop hopes to answer at the retreat. K6 E. could follow the Moonies to the underlings may not have been open Fri. nite til 9 Market St. camp and leave if they told that Moon is Christ * Mills believes that the wanted. because, supposedly, when Moonies are perfectly sincere. Apparently, the Moonies the Messiah comes only God "I'm a pretty good judge of are often faced with a skep- will know, then the chosen vibes people send out, and I tical public because Morrison one himself will find out. and feel they totally believe in even told Mills that he could eventually, he will reveal it to what they are doing. They're End of the Semester "bring a food tester to see if his disciples. very devout about it," he said. any of the food is drugged." At the campus center He did learn the location- One thing that turned him Blues? Come on lecture, Mills asked the state off, however, was the cost A Presbyterian church director of the Unification retreat. Camp Lookout, which involved Though not very church. Michael Beard, if expensive, up until Friday, no . is 15 miles outside of Moon was indeed the Messiah. down to Keezletown. charge had even been men- Beard said. "The answer lies tioned. The price was $12, but Mills still feared brain- between me and God." washing, a process which we were told if you couldn't "None of the publications possibly pay. you would not be some maintain the Moonies mention Moon." Mills said, more than just dabble in. So forsaken. The money was "because he's gotten such bad meant to go for food and rent he made an inquiry and they publicity lately and people told him that everything is on the cabin. brainwashing- government, schools. We are open Then, he asked "how they could justify brainwashing by giving other bad examples of WERNER'S it." The answer went until 1 AM something like this- "T.V. is good. man. You know, the Old Milwaukee ■«4v- sisters, they go out and see $4.99 every night. these commercials on Sheer Energy pantyhose. They go Long Necks case out and buy them, and they SU-S IHIer;,ui M LfMiiH'on . V\..u-iM lli.rnsonlmrg look good. Therefore, they Schlitz - "Bull" 15 gal. keg 27.951 benefit from T. V. Brain- "|H'n. ' in. : . in Mon Sat. '< •■ m '. ■■ i" Sun washing is educational." Schlitz malt Liquor I As a result of his various 1.59 j encounters with the Moonies, 6 pk. cold Mills is able to give the most concise and meaningful ex- Schlitz Party Pak (12) cold 3.1 2 j planation of Unification doctrine I have heard yet. FOR PIERCED EARS The Church believes in the Heineken 6 pk. cold 3.29 teachings of the Bible. However, they feel-and this is Fort Schuyler 6 pk. cold 1.19 contrary to basic Christian teaching-that the crucification of Christ was an Cheese - Wis. Mild & Sharp lb 1.79 j accident. God did not mean for Jesus to die. Rather, he merely gave free will to man Snack - Crackers- Nabisco .69) and, consequently, man chose evil. box I It further suites that Adam and Eve originally were the Coke, 7-l/p, Diet Rife 3 qt. .99 I perfect expression of God. Cnoo- trie seii tust for you" from our large Milk has inferred that the fall Pink Chablis Mag Jug Gailo 2.79 I ec'ion of UK gold earrings and gold filled of man had something to do w rh UK posts for pierced ears. with an illicit union between I Eve and Satan, but he is only Pink jChablis - fifth - cold 1.39 speculating on this point I From $5 Up The Unification Church believes that if we can discover how man originally fell, we can correct this and GOWITH THE GOOD TIME j Open achieve unity with God lHan ©fJfMier, ridays is in sin from birth, they .say. GANG AT WERNER'S | V MUMSwarns titil 9 pm Mills gets the impression I 16 South Main thev believe that Mnnn te tVw> Harrisonburg TIIE CREEZE. Tuesday, April 26, 1977, Page 17

Above, John Duffy and Jim Kyle find the going a bit tough, finishing the run without the benefit of their skateboards. Right, John Duffy nears takeoff. The homemade ramp was constructed by Duffy at his residence on Market Street. Searching for the ultimate ramp ?

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Madison junior Paul Weber (above) approaches the peak of the ramp. Kyle (right) heads down the slope. Photos by Bob Leverpne « » . i • *l Page 18. T1IK BRKEZE, Tuesday. April 26. 1977 Pro sports - 'big business instead of games'

i( oiiliiiiit'il horn Piigr SI their broadcasting and gate depreciation loophole. business, one that "all but players play together or Now that pro sports has eliminates business com- Network coverage of sports compete receipts, so big city teams with larger markets to draw reached big business status, it petition among its members." jumped from 679 hours in 1960 To remedy the situation, will probably never shrink operates as a cartel with the to 1.102 hours in 1975. Prime the Rrookings Institute on won't have the advantage, the Brookings report says A hock to its non-big business purpose of restricting com- time coverage more than suggests the elimination of the level. However, if the petition and dividing markets, tripled between 1970 and 1975. reserve clause and payroll limit should also be set. so that rich teams can't Rrookings report is accurate, and remains outside govern- from 85 to 300 hours. NFL elimination of the territorial pro sports must make reforms ment regulation and antitrust commissioner Pete Rozelle rights for franchisees. buy up the best players and or remain the worst kind of believes, however, that Pro teams should share Congress should close up the laws. growth in the league will be limited, because he sees no great increase in TV revenue. It is well Rozelle does not expect more TV sports # *** coverage, because many people now believe the sports fi "V market has been saturated. UOiN "Playoffs now lead to playoffs & which lead to playoffs." said . Randall Poe. Sports are too THE available, and are losing their appeal: it's like having "a Statue of Liberty in every city- >• There is evidence to back Poe's opinion. CBS football ratings fell 4.2 per cent from 1974 to 1975. and there was a .4.6 per cent drop in NFL at- ' M tendance the year before. MARCHING Some people might say the tf fans are in revolt. There is a "felling the fun in sports is fighting a losing battle with economic reality." As *. arbitration, collective / DUKES bargaining and holding out for OF more money, both owners and players leave the fan won- V dering how he can possibly root." \ John Sterling, a New York „t radio personality, believes fans no longer feel "love or loyalty" for teams. Fans, A' people w,ho work everyday, j feel "an anger and new kind of violence" as they read about athletes making $100,000 for ¥ working three or four days a week for six months. "This is not sports, there aren't any sports heroes anymore," Sterling said. OPEN TO ALL UNIVERSITY STUDENTS As teams are sold from one JMU businessman seeking tax shelter to another, they cease CONTACT to represent cities, Poe said There are no home-town fans because teams are not located in towns; they are centered in MUSIC DETRIMENT areas with "marketing clout." For example. Philadelphia became Kansas City which TOOMT became Oakland, and now the FOR Atots /A/FO AA/D SO WU C*A/ e£ per three-time world champions can't attract one million OAV OC/AX Af*/lW6 L'ST people to their games. What has happened. "Forbes" suggests, is that a sports boom, started by the c REGISTER NOW! shrewd, has been saturated by the "misguided who can't resist a good thing" and has COURSE NUMBER WA?\0? 001 COLLEGE BANDi turned into a bust. Sports money has been stretched to the breaking point by too many teams in too many Ad. MUSIC DEPARTMENT ENSEMBLES OPEN TO leagues, higher ticket prices and the cost of living. M STUDENTS WITH PERMISSION OF INSTRUCTOR "Forbes" gives the "for- mula for sports shrinkage: j TKM OFF too many teams fighting for roughly the same sports dollar, too little TV money and a decline at the gate. And all NAME. this while player salaries and INSTRUMENT. other operating expenses are soaring." FLAG EXPEMFMtt Not that a "bust" might be H0ME ADDRESS. so bad. "Forbes" suggests; in fact, shrinkage would lead to WFIE EXPERIENCE CAL better competition as marginal players are _2lf- eliminated and the better SEND TO MUSIC DEPT American HI6H iCHOOL 5AM>. CAMPUS MAIL Cancer Society i Wi ElPggtfNrj: 4-3 Sports THE BREEZE. Tuesday. April 26. 1977, Page 19 Dukes run undefeated streak to 17 games

By PAUL McFARLANE But hitting isn't the only In the second game hits. Roger Lee led off the runs in the second on six hits Madison belted 40 hits and strength. Madison's pitching Saturday, the Dukes were seventh with his sixth home and added five more in the scored 28 runs to sweep a was ranked number one in again retired in order in the run of the season and David fifth. The Dukes batted doubleheader from Virginia team earned run average at first before scoring twice in Van Alstyne singled home around in the sixth, scoring Commonwealth University, 1.91. That figure, though, has the second. The game Mike Partenteau for the final five runs, and again in the 16-0. 12-2. Saturday in Rich- raised to 2.01 since the remained close until the fifth, run. ninth when they picked up an mond. statistics were released. when Madison sent nine The doubleheader loss additional four runs. For the Dukes, the sweep Mike Naff was ranked hitters to the plate, scoring dropped VCU's record to a Junior left-hander Dennis raised their undefeated string number one among Division I five runs on five hits. Barbe dismal 4-25. Mead allowed all to 17, and they have won their pitchers in the nation with a hit a two-run homer in the On Thursday, Madison- three Keydet runs and his last 31 of 34. Their record now 0.29 ERA before giving up a inning. bombarded VMI with 22 hits record stands at 6-1. Mead is stands at 31-7 with three runSaturday. Jeff Moore was The Dukes added three as they won easily, 22-3. tied with Moore and Semones games remaining this week. ranked tenth in the same more runs in the sixth on three Madison exploded for six for most wins. • Liberty Baptist visits Long category with a 1.11 ERA. Field today and Howard Tim Semones, who threw a University is scheduled to one-hit, complete game play a doubleheader Satur- against VCU, also got the win day in the second game. Starter In the first game against Jeff Moore threw just two VCU. the Dukes collected 25 pitches before pain in his hits, including five by clean- pitching arm forced him from up batter Mike LaCasse. the game. LaCasse upped his batting In all, Semones pitched 10 average to 420, nearly 20 innings of shutout ball, points higher '.than his allowing just four hits. VCU average of two weeks ago, second baseman Wayne Clark which ranked him 5

The Madison College golf champion Virginia Tech one However Madison coach, Hurdlers set new mark team's hope for an undefeated week ago. Drew Balog, would take season in match-play, was Overall the Dukes finished nothing away from the diminished last Thursday as second to the host Keydets Keydets, saying afterward, at invitational tourney with a team total of 401 to "there is no excuse for our the Dukes lost to VMI by five Madison's hurdling quartet qualify for the Division 1 strokes in a three-way meet at VMI's 396. Roanoke College loss. It was at their course and they do have a pretty good of Jerry Cutright, Keith Pope, nationals. Lexington placed third with 406. Jeff Artis and Buddy Kelchner The Dukes may have lost Tne loss brought the Dukes VMI finished their spring team." set a meet record of 59.7 in the pole vaulter Mike Perry for final-season match-play season with a 5-8-1 record and The Dukes did suffer to shuttle-hurdle-relay Saturday the upcoming Penn Relays. some extent however, from i K record for the fall and spring a last place finish among to earn the Dukes' only vic- Perry, who finished in a of this year to 21-1-1 and put a Division I contendors in the the absence of regulars John tory in the University of West second place tie Saturday at damper on the defeat of state state tourney. Saunders and Pete Pels, who Virginia's invitational meet. 14*6." injured his hand when remained in Harrisonburg to Pope grabbed second place his pole broke during a vault. take examinations. in the 120 yard high hurdles The extent of the injury was Duchesses lose 2nd meet Mike Moyers made an at- with a questionable 14.0. undetermined. tempt to play for the Dukes According to a Madison The Dukes only other entry, assistant coach. Pope crossed the mile relay team, failed to but rebound with win but was hampered by the the finish line at virtually the place in the meet, which in- tendonitis that has kept him same moment as the winner, cluded teams from Penn- Madison's women's track Collins won at 5'2". Collins from competition over the last who was timed in 13.8. Pope sylvania. Virginia, West team lost their second meet of was injured on her jump of month and failed to qualify. needs a 13.9 clocking to Virginia and North Carolina. the year to the University of 5'4". and was forced to with- Maryland Thursday in a draw Claudia Cahill won the double-dual meet held in 400-meter hurdles, and Kim Maryland. Bosse the 200-meter dash. The Duchesses lost to the The Duchesses' next meet The Fabric Shop Terps 103-47. but rebounded to was yesterday' against \folunteen down Towson State 97.5-50.5. Virginia Tech. William and "We knew we'd have to Mary and George Mason. have an extraordinary stroke llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllli.HlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllMIIIMIIM of luck to beat Maryland," 157 N. Main St. said Madison coach Flossie UNUSUAL MERCHANDISE Love after the meet. Love It's Harrisonburg's Most Unusual Stores pointed out that most of the Harrisonburg, Va. 22801 Maryland girls are on GLEN'S FAIR GLEN'S GIFT scholarship. PRICE STORED CENTER Madison placed well in the Michael Hellberg 703-434-5463 j middle and long distance 187 N MAIN ST. 95 S. MAIN ST. runs, which are their strong WITH A COMPLETE GIFTS OF DISTINCTION events. Bev Dorman won both CAMERA SHOP the 3.000-meter and the 5.000- meter runs, setting a record of Home Owned Stores With 11:20 in the 3.000. She ran a Virginlaj is for Friendly People To Serve M*g" TO SHOW OUR 20:16.6 in the 5,000. Lovers Lovers Kim Miley set a record in You And Solve Your Needs •I m the 400-meter run with a time of 57.9, which broke the old THANKS TO YOU record of 58.9. The Duchesses swept the 1.500-, 800-. and 3,000-meter FOR ALL YOUR BUSINESS runs. Sandy Bocock won the Don't Get Ripped 1.500 in 4:59.5, and was followed by Linda Vogt and THIS YEAR Bev Morriss. Off By The Extras! Bocock also took first in the 800 in 2:34.7, ahead of Vogt and Donna Boush. Dorman won the 3.000 in 11:20.0, COUNTRY FRIED STEAK DONUT followed by Bocock and Morriss. — ALL YOU CAN EAT — Sheryl Tonini took the other first place against Maryland KING when she threw the javelin Includes : Baked Potato, 924 V. "The girls ran quite well Bread, £ Salad against world class com- wants to give you petition in some events?' said Love. Love pointed to Maryland's $1.99 a break before break! depth as the key to the meet. She said there appeared to be two or three girls in each event which were on "DONUT KING COUPON scholarships. BONANZA Other Madison firsts Our Regular $1.59 dozen against Towson came in the FREE BEVERAGES high jump, when Vickie - WITH COLLEGE ID donuts will be $1.39 with coupon for M.C. §tudent§ only Monday Night American 4:00 - 9:00 pm Coupon only good Wed. April 27 Cancer Society i 6:00 PM-12:00 midnite. THE BREEZE. Tuesday, April 26, 1977, Page 21 'Chrysalis an artistic and literary paradox9 i .> (Continued from Page in stronger work because it is less heavy dream here-to the conclusion, is became interested, on my third handed, less adjective laden. Chrysalis has no way of knowing what electric with souls on spits and he is looking at. The same ambiguity reading I saw things and on my fourth "Purge" could have been a pigiron bellies. Some of the allusions reading I wished to apologize to Ms. stronger work if the author had been exists with "Raku Plate," "Gaamba are common, some are inaccessible. Boomba I" and "Necklace." Cedar for my earlier judgment To be confident in his own ability to select All are fascinating and worth the sure, the piece has numerous referents. Thus the line "an escaped effort. To be honest, "Chrysalis" is not a problems, but if read in a Joni Mit- ice cube was melting from lack of very good product, nor is it likely to be As for his other piece, "The Woods in great demand. Moreover, I'm not chell sing-song cadence it moves attention," could and should have Colt," there is little to say except sprightly, and well evokes the been "an ice cube was melting." "read it." unsure that the arts wouldn't be better author's "happy gloom." Likewise, the piece would be more served through other financial On balance, the art work in the arrangements such as smaller press pleasing, if the didactic conclusion Chrysalis is reasonably good, though runs for the Chrysalis thus allowing Perhaps the most rewarding had been omitted and Tucker had let art photography instructors would do more submissions to be included. literary works are those of Wayne his character development make the point. well to teach other techniques than But the significance of the Tucker and T. J. Henderson. the composition of two negatives. "Chrysalis" is that it marks an at- Tucker's "From My Red Velvet The award winning cover by Alexis tempt to emphasize and promote the Divan" is very good and a compelling Incidentally, the placing of Petroff, "Musical Pop Gun," is quite arts at Madison, and that is more than argument for taking the time to pick "Divan" across the fold from Lucy good, as are all the drawings. noble. Every member of this year's up a copy of the Chrysalis. "Divan" Clink's wonderful sketch was My main objection to the art is the staff is to be commended for turning capsulized the life and loves of a brilliant, and one of the true uses of failure of the Chrysalis staff to out a product, any product, given the woman living in the past. Similarly, the magazine format to highlight the adequately identify the nature of the precarious position the publication Tucker's "The Four Day Purge" submissions. Likewise. Henderson's entrees. For example, I am unsure if was in last semester. mirrors the paled reflections of a "Barcelona" benefits from being the art in Maretta Crider's "Chalice" And in the final analysis, the character without a solid grip on opposite Gretchen Heinz colorful was the actual chalice cr the "Chrysalis" is good old fun. It's not as reality. "Woodcut." photograph of the chalice. I hope the challenging as T. S. Elliot, or as In both works, Tucker adroitly Both selections by Henderson are former, for as a photograph the piece brilliant as Picasso. But it's fun to defines his character through specific very compelling. •Barcelona." from is rather insipid. read. It's fun to think about. And that actions and incidents. "Divan" is the the superb first line-"There is a pipe But the person looking at this means a lot. Square dancing 'out of barn9 and into all society (AP) A 'raditional House hoedown later this They swung their partners to years and become extremely *f* American pastime, square people, he says. There are year. country music as servants square dance clubs in Japan, skilled. They can instinctively dancing, was long considered The official arrival among stood by with refreshments. handle 200 or 300 calls. something only tor country with Japanese callers calling the southern California elite That particular hoedown in English. American square The form of dancing began folks. But square dancing has may date from a square dance and plans for the White House in the Appalachian Mountains promenaded out of the bam dancing also has a big that was held last summer at dance are only the tip of the following in Germany and of the American South, having and into all levels of society. the home of the conductor of iceberg. According to a other European countries. evolved from dances that Square dancing now is the Los Angeles Philharmonic square dancing magazine Square dancing -whose provided the major^socjal popular in the drawing rooms Orchestra, Zubin Mehta. published in Los Angeles, an name comes from its basic outlet for English and French of Washington, DC - and even Million-dollar mansions and estimated 6 million formation - is complex. villagers. in the poolside gardens of beautifully manicured Americans from all social According to Ruff, there are America's motor home Beverly Hills. grounds served as the Beverly levels are taking part. 50 basic movements and about dwellers are among the most It might be said that the Hills backdrop. 25 other common ones. The enthusiastic dancers. Those dance form arrived in the The ladies wore gingham Square dancing has gained movements take about one who travel 1,000 miles or nation's: capital with the and lace gowns turned out by popularity for several year of classes to master. more to attend a square dance inauguration of President top designers. The men were reasons. It's good physical Some people go to classes gathering receive what is Jimmy Carter. Plans already decked out in tailored jeans exercise. It's mental therapy four or five times a week for called the "rover award." are being made for a White and expensive cowboy shirts. of a sort. It's something families can do together. And it's something everyone can Tennis team loses finale afford. The Madison tennis team The best individual singles lost to George Mason records of the year were by It's not easy to be a good University 6-3 Thursday to Barnhart and Gill, who both' square dancer. Bob Ruff, who finish their season with a 6-9 finished the year with 9-6 has been a caller and in- record. records. The most effective structor for some 30 years, The winners for Madison doubles team for Madison was produces instructional against Mason were top- Marty Sherman and Chris records for teachers and he seeded Ed Barnhart and Laybourne, who finished with says a class that recently second-seeded Paul Lutz in a 9-2 record. began at Orange Coast Junior The Dukes could have College in sourthern the singles. The Dukes third finished with a 9-6 record as California illustrates the point was tallied by the easily as 6-9, according to appeal of square dancing. number two doubles team of head coach Jack Arbogast. Barnhart and Steve Gill, who We lost a lot of close ones," he won 6-2, 6-4. said. There are 60 people in the Barnhart won his match The only matches that class, ranging in age from 17 easily, winning in a matter of Madison lost badly were FEATURES to 70 and from all walks of life. minutes 6-0, 6-2, while Lutz against Washington & Lee, a A square dancing con- had to go three sets, including 7-2 loss, and William and vention last year in Anaheim, a 5-3 tiebreaker in the third, to Mary, 8-1. All other Madison THIS WEEK: California drew 40-thousand win 4-6, 6-2, 7-6. losses were either 5-4 or 6-3.

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Williamsburg's Finest that a gift certificate for a book or record from SMITH WADE BLUE MOUNTAIN with Routine Acts would be a nice way to remember APRIL 29TH your graduating friends? MAGIC TOUCH Congratulations ? Graduates! LOCATED UNDER THE: TRAIN STATION HAPPY VACATION! RESTAURANT ,.....,. I Page 22. TIIK HKKKZK. Tuesday. April 2fi. 1977 /) CROCK by Bill R.. hi- ft Br.nl Pfer k«r Alternatives THE WtfRLP AIN'T K£f=f* TAUON&, 0TTO,. I THINS to spare tire TU*KPY/ coming soon (CPS)-The spare tire may be rolling out of the automobile trunk down the superhighway of history. To make more room for luggage and to meet federal requirements for lighter cars, &t»Z&A4V tire manufacturers are seeking alternatives to the weighty spares. Firestone, for example, already has received per- A nnouncements mission from the National Highway Traffic Safety Ad- Announcement Dance auditions Music 200 Bike class ministration to market its Tempa-Spare, a temporary deadlines are 3 p.m. The Modern Ensemble of The Music 200 course being A class in 10-speed bike Tuesday for the Friday the Madison Dance Theatre offered in May session will mechanics will be offered for tire (good for-2,000 miles) paper and 3 p.m. will hold auditions April 26 at feature 20th century four weeks, beginning May 3. which weighs about 20 pounds Saturday for the 5:45 p.m. in Godwin 355. American music, especially It will meet at Back Alley less than a conventional tire Tuesday paper. All Auditions will consist of a jazz and rock. Dr. George Bikes from 7-9 p.m. and rim. announcements must be warm-up followed by West will teach the course, Registration is at the Meanwhile, Goodyear and double-spaced typed, sequences taught by ensemble which will only be offered in Roekingham County B.F. Goodrich are trying to signed by an officer of and faculty members. May session. Recreation Department. dispense with spares the organization and altogether. Goodyear is hand delivered to The Hall councils Women's Collective testing a tire with a molded Breeze office. Education majors fiberglass structure that will All announcements Hall Council president The Madison Women's All education majors may run while flat at nearly legal are subject to editing spring elections will be held Collective will meet on April obtain a list of recommended expressway speeds for 50 and are printed on a April 27 from 7-9 p.m. in each 29 at 7:30 a.m. in WCC. For elective courses from their miles. Goodrich also has space-available basis. hall. Vote in the dorm you will information, call Sandy at 828- adviser or the education of- developed a tire that will run live in next year. 3654 or write to P.O. Box 2848. fice. without air for "more than 45 miles at 45 miles per hour." Worship service Study abroad Summer ^chool The Automotive In- Sell-a-thon *Th"e summer school formation Council reports that A campus-wide Christian Madison College students brochures are now available Delta Sigma Theta is Worship Service will be held the traditional spare tire's sponsoring a sell-a-thon on can register at Madison, but in the Summer School Office, demise could begin as early as on April 30. 1 p.m. in the WCC Wilson 107. April 27 on the WCC patios. ballroom. study abroad in coordination the next model year. There is a $2 entrance Fee for with many other universities selling things. Call Carrolet or Placement annual both here and abroad. For Phyllis at 433-1112 or write to more detailed information, OUTSTANDING OPPORTUNITY box 4115. Business and Liberal Arts contact Dr. Bijan Saadat- seniors pick up your free copy mand, Chairman of Foreign HIGH INCOME POTENTIAL Honor Council of the College Placement Studies Committee, Depart- Annual in the Placement ment of Psychology, Johnston The Honor Council needs Office. Alumnae Hall. 221, extension 6119. A representative from SH Marketing two people to work with summer orientation. These Associates, the marketing arm of one of the Free performance ICE CREAM FACTORY are paid positions. Go to largest companies, in the U.S., will be interviewing Honor Council office, G12. The Wampler Ex- I Specializing in Superb WCC, for more information. perimental Theatre is Ice Cream and Fudge lues. April 26 Room H - Mezzanine Warren presenting free performances Campus Center from 10:00 A.M. to 12:00 Noon. Psychology talk April 27-28 at 8 p.m. Each I Mon*Sat "To^lT" "undayTl it performance will feature Presentation to begin at 10:15 sharp - part time. Dr. Jerome Kagan, different selections. J located behind McDonalds ! professor of Human full time, and career opportunities available. Development at Harvard University, will discuss Appointment 434-1617 All interested appUcants should be present by 10 AM "Social and Personality More information in the Placement Office. Development" April 28 at 10 j a.m. in the WCC ballroom. WA YNE'S UNISEX Contact Mr. Nardi. director. Vending center SALON There is now a vending center for commuters inside 57 W. Market St. Harrisonburg, Va entrance 5 of the Gibbons D- hall. Items include hot and featuring: THE LATEST IN cold beverages, candy, chips, & AIR FLOW CUTS FOR Brides Boutique milk, fresh fruit, and a microwave oven. MEN AND WOMEN Fellowship Day We now have a large selection of: observed May 6 Church Women United, • Bridal Gowns composed of Orthodox, Catholic, and Protestant members, will sponsor May Fellowship Day on May 6, at 6 Bride's Maids Gowns p.m. in the First Presbyterian Church. The celebration will feature the community's kTSB •Gowns for Special Greek Orthodox women and WDINW6 & DANCING/ an authentic Greek dinner will Occassions be served. Horace Burr will display religious icons from the James Madison University COME EARLY Museum collection. •Formal Wear Rev. Nicholas Dombalis, a Greek Orthodox pastor from STAY LATE Richmond and president of NEA T DRESS 10% Discount to the Virginia Council of Churches, will be the guest APPRECIATED speaker. Madison Students Due to limited space, 29-33 S. Liberty 433-9500 tickets are available by reservation. Call Mrs. Robert Bauserman at 434-8416 no OPEN TIL Open daily J0-5 Friday's unfil 8:30 later than April 27 for reservations. 2am 34 N. Cenfral Ave. Staunton, Va. ICPB BILLBOARD!

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One or two men with experience and skill as finish carpenters to help refurbish the interior of an old home adjacent to college. Some plumbing work. Must furnish own tools. Call 6470 or 434-0592. Housing ONE-BEDROOM APT. To sublet for summer. Bedroom, living room, kitchen, bath. Furnished, within walking distance of campus. $80 month. Write Kate Trammell box 3623 HOUSE FOR RENT- One mile ROOMS FOR RENT -$50 a OUT ON THE QUAD, the ENOUGH IS ENOUGH: MAY SESSION APART- from Madison campus. Three month including utilities. Five balloon man shuffled, passed When all else fails, throw the MENT FOR RENT-Cheap- bedrooms, available approx. rooms, clean, carpeted, out some paper and up he did screwball, right E.M. and $40-Two places available for June 12- August 12. $175 plus shower, living room, spare fly: my stomach tied knots at M.J. A chageof pace isn't bad girls. '•_. block from campus. utilities. Phone 6534 or 6570 or room, no kitchen but hot- the waste of the caper, four either, if you don't use it very Large, completely furnished. 434-2478. Family-couples or plates, etc. permitted. High years in the zoo. a bachelor of often. . Call 433-8829. responsible graduate Street next to Werner's. lies. Oh the locusts sang ... . students. Refrigerator and cable outlet. MALE ROOMMATE Rent for all or part of sum- PEARLS BEFORE SWINE, AZURE BLUE so shall you NEEDED for May session ROOMMATE NEEDED-- mer. Call Tom at 433-4945 or except after E. Second ain't bee. Pollin ate Egypt; for her only. Shank Apartments. $35 Male to share with two others Jeff at 433-5438 (both numbers best, and for you it's strike neck eight trees were sown; rent phis utilities Contact Bob 3 bedroom apartment, 3 on campus). three. We ain't got the time to for her eyes, the moon has at 433-9513 after 5 p.m. blocks from campus any or all wait for your game; though grown. summer sessions, $50 per SUMMER ROOMMATE the faces are different, the NOSELY: Happy mom'sday, month plus util.. call 434-5152 WANTED-Male or female to .name's sUll the same. It's ROOM FOR RENT-Squire Ken share two bedroom apartment a little early. See you when I our team too. Signed: It's time get my diploma. The smart Hill, $70 a month, utilities from either May or June you learned who. included. Male-Female. For TOWNHOUSE AVAILABLE through August. Complete one. summer. Washer, dryer, June. July, and August- Only with color-cable, swimming courts, pool, plus more. Call $62.50 each. 4 vacancies, nice pool, washer, dryer, stereo, Debbie, 433-1813 (off campus) yard- utilities included, kitchen facilties and in- garden space, only 1 block telligent roomates. Call Bob Why don't you congratulate ROOMS FOR RENT All from campus. For in- Morgan at 433-2702 after 4 utilities paid. Reduced formation call 434-3721 p.m.. or Ed at 434-8805 summer term rate or for fall anytime. a graduate in a Breeze term. Call 434-5743 or 434-0823. EFFICIENCY APART- MENT- furnished, all utilities WANTED: Female to share classified EFFICIENCY APART- and cable TV included. apartment with two or three MENT-furnished. all utilities Available for May, summer others for eight-week summer and cable TV included. and fall sessions. Call 433-2304 session. Three bedroom. 1'* after 5 p.m. hath, carpeted. Rent $225 a Available for May, summer month plus utilities (split and fall sessions. Call 433-2304 between residents) Call Barb after 5 p.m. WANTED 2 or 3 bedroom or apartment for August or 4273 Leave mesxage. will call September. Please call 433- back. SIMMER STlDENTS 4460 WASTED. Male or female lor Personal lurnished apartments Hall BOARDERS NEEDED for block from Madir.on College. summer. 4 bedroom house, 2 KIT. The night was cold, black All utilities lurnislied i$75 bathrooms, garage, rec room, like the web of Dreagle. You andw per student i Please $200 a month. Call 433-5060. were right Please pass the .• ;, I I ! .-' •• .. 5 :t l bagel. $.50 for first 25 words FOR RENT: Two bedroom NEEDED: Person to share apartment for summer. Park tnree bedroom townhouse at ANDY. Rich. Mike and Paul, Must be in Breeze office apartments. All utilities in- Holly Court for summer and Thank ya'll for a great year! cluded. Available May 1st or or 77-78 school year for $57.50 Hope next year is even better! (Wampler building) by April 26 anytime after. Price month. Call 433-8859 for more We love ya'll-Shirley and negotiable Call 434-4219 information. Dana