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The Guardian, April 15, 1974

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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Activities at CORE Scholar. It has been accepted for inclusion in The Guardian Student Newspaper by an authorized administrator of CORE Scholar. For more information, please contact [email protected]. *' Student Caucus agrees to cuts by Frank Salsburg Roberts indicated he would budget to see if cuts includes stipends and wages. $500; Travel, reduced from $2600 Student Caucus agreed to retire from student politics and $20,000 could be made. Lyon indicated that he felt to J1400, with $600 earmarked substantial cuts in its budget for concentrate on graduating from According to Lyon, agreement there was an understanding that for off campus travel and $800 for next year i't a meeting Friday school. was reached to reduce the Cau specific distribution in this area on campus events such as with vice president and director Caucus met with Pollock and cus operating budget to $14,000 would be withheld until the new luncheons, workshops and a of student services O Edward Lyon in response to a request plus $3,000 to publish the faculty Caucus had been elected and the Cnristmas party; Communic* Pollock and Dean of from university budget review evaluation. This compares with student affairs committee of aca tions. reduced to $1275 with the Bruce Lyon. committee (made at the an original figure of $24,415. demic council had an opportunity removal of money for publishing At the same time Caucus suggestion of Andrew Spiegel, Biggest cut agreed to was a to come up with recommenda a faculty evaluation, which will chairer Bill Roberts revealed executive vice president! that slash in the personnel services tions on a university wide policy be reduced from $4500 to $3000 that he will not run for re-elec another look be taken at the part of the budget from $15,i65 on payments of stipends to and placed in a separate account tion in the upcoming general caucus and student activities to $10,000. Personnel services students working in student for use when needed. Miscellan- elections. organizations. eous was set up $825, with $160 Roberts indicited he felt, for typewriter rental and $6fi5 as "Caucus has $10,000 in personnel a contingency fund. services to do with as it pleases." Although noting he disagreed Wright State University He said that Caucus bad asked with certain specific cuts, for a large increase in this area Roberts said he felt the new because members felt non-work budget was more in line with study students should have an what Caucus should be receiving, equal opportunity for employ- compared with the correct ment on campus with work study budget. GUARDIAN students but to do so more [Continued on pafe 21 money was needed in the budget. April 15, 1974 Vol 10 Issue 48 Other areas cut in the caucus budget according to Lyon were: Guitarist \ Supplies, reduced from $650 to to perform Student Donna Curry will add a soprano voice to her performance on the classical guitar and lute when she elections comes to Wright State Universi- ty as part of the Artist and Lecture Series at 8 pm on begin Tuesday. April 16. in the Concert bv Tom Snyder Hall of the Creative Arts Center. Petitions for student body Curry will perform her own elections are now available in the interpretations of folk and art Dean of Students office in 105 songs from the Renaissance and Millett and in the Student Baroque periods along with Caucus office outside Allyn cafe- several contemporary selections. teria. The guitar and lute are not rele- Petitions are due by 5 pm Fri- gated to a subordinate role in her day. renditions, but treated as equals Student seals available are six to the voice. seats on next year's Student Cau- The instruments on which cus. and three seats on next Curry performs were built year's Studen' Publications sub especially for her. She will use committer. both a ten-course Renaissance The six seats on Caucus are and a 14-course Barique lute. divided into six ronstituencies. Donna Curry has appreared There is one seat representing throughout the United States each academic of liberal and in and Switzerland. arts, science and engineering, She is an instructor of lute at education, business and admini- UCLA. Mount St Mary's College, stration, a,-,d the Gradu/.te Divi- and Stanford University Sum sion. One seat represents ti e at- mer School. Curry studied with large student population, and the famed Eugen Dombois in automatically becomes Chairer of Basle, Switzerland. Dombois is Caucus. considered the foremost player Elections begin Monday April and teacher of the lute in the 29 and ran through Friday. May •oriil today. 3. The performance is free of Freshpersons ind others en- charge and >pen to the public. rolled in the University Division who have no major and are listed Students witi have an op- under 500, can vote only for the portunity to question WSU at-large Caucus representative President Robert Keger- seat and the subcommittee reis in an open meeting in seats. AUyn cafeteria W ednesday People in the University Divi- at 1:30 pm. sion listed over 500 and who have Kegerrei* will answer declared their major, can also any questions, criticisms, vote for that constituency seat complaints students may representing the college of their major. Guitarist Donna Carry performs at WSU tomorrow night. I photo courtesy WSU Communication-, | have concerning WSll. Hours for tfcs elections begin niiig April 29 are: Monday and Risacher: Wednesday 9 am to 4 pm and 6 to 9 pm; for Tuesday and Thursday 9:30 am to 3:30 pm and 5:30 to 9 pm; and for Friday 9 am to 5 pm. Orientation expands program by Sharon Watern Votes will be counted Monday students to come out lor one day the afternoon from 1:30 until discussions are scheduled with morning. May 6 at 8 am. If you have any younger during the summer to the about 4 we will see the students students and staff placed in small Procedural appeals complaining members of the family or any of university just for orientation who will have registered in the groups of eight to ten students to the way elections are run must your friends coming to Wright alone. Now we are coordinating morning. ane staff member. be in May 6 at 8 am in the Stu State University for the first the program with University "During this block of time in "The first-hour discussion/' dent Ombudser's office in Allyn. time very shortly, maybe this Division. This is where the which the students will see the cited Rishacher. "will provide an Appeals on the results of the small piec». of information would students will get their academic orientation staff, they will have a opportunity for new students to elections have to be in Thursday. be helpful to pass along. advising and registration." short twenty minutes or so when meet other new student', and May 9 at 12 noon. This year, prospective fresh Risacher gave a general outline the staff will provide some interact, such as t/j gather and The election rules are the same persons and trailer students of the orientation day schedule. general information about the talk about coming to classes at as last time, according to Elec- coming to the university in the "There are two blocks of time in university, such as information the university and their new tion Commission member Jon fall quarter of the 74-75 school which the student orientation on payment of fees; what feelings about WSU; what to Doughty, except that no cam- year will have the opportunity to staff will see two different happens when a student wants to expect; and things that they may paigns must appear in the sight participate in a new student groups of new students. In the drop a course between registra be apprehensive about or excited of the pools, including windows. orientation program and to morning, from 9:30 until noon, tion and (all quarter; how to get a about looking forward tit. Last time, campaign posters register for classes the same day. we (Dean of Students Office and parking decs.', an I.D. card; and "The second hour discussion could be seen from windows. "In '.he past," said Joanne stafl) will be seeing the students other things students need to will center on campus life. The election booth will be lo- Risacher, Assistant Dean of that University Division will be know." The "Commuter syndrome" ccted outside AUyn cafeteria. Students, "we have asked the seeing ir. vhe afternoon; then in Two separate one hour I Continued on pago J|

Ik 2 UHI«U April 15. 1974 Orientation expands program for incoming students Program sessions will be in K'oatiawd from page 11 off-the-cuff personal conversa I want them feeling a tittle bit gram." she indicated, "has been that Wright State is somewhat a in effect since the very progress every Monday through thai happens is that it takes tion with a faculty member. part of them now. and that they beginnings of Wright State Thursday during the summe. some initiative to get involved in "Before, during the summer months. programs, we had students fill are an important pari of Wright University. But in the last four activities on campus. These Slate. Thc-y should have answers years there has been more "In summing up." said Risacher. things don't just walk up to the out an evaluation form at the end to basic questions they have and student involvement and partici "after a two and a half hour student, but there is information of the day, and we took what the discussion and general informa students fill were the most also should be able to go away pation than every before." available to the student who is tion block, lours and mulimedia important parts of the program with a firmer base on which they Pam Friedline is the only interested in finding out more ran make decisions, knowing that former orientation staff member presentations, lunch conversa about any organization, club or and every ye?ir, designed a new program around thiir, for the last all their questions are not going who is returning this year to tions. and advising appoint- other activity on campus." to be answered by some all meet the students. ments. the students should have When asked what students four years. This program is in a constant development process." knowing person. Other staff members lor this had a pretty full day if they have could do on their free time when attended everything planned." "The program is different from "They must sort things out for year are: Mike Marcus. Frank there was no particular group themselves to find these Salsburg. Kathy Brockman. Jim In the past, the program has activity scheduled, she said. "In student expectations when they first come. Some students think answers. A lot of resources are Volz, Terry White. Cindy Brown reached a maximum of bout 50 addition to the two hour available, but it is up to the and Dale Holder. percent of the new freshman; sessions, periodically throughout they are going to be lectured at by a variety of people. By the student on what he does to find The orientation program starts and with the new approach of the day there will be opportun them. Unanswered questions the week of April 1-1 and will be a combined orientation/registra- ities for students to go on campus evaluations they like the student interactions with current WSU broaden the horizon. There in progress every Tuesday and tion program, it is estimated that tours and to view a multimedia should be no reason for feeling Thursday during the Spring it will reach a good 95 percent in slide presentation with a music students the best of all. They think the information presented that college is rigidly structured quarter. the future. background. When students and inflexible." have free time they can either go is fair, honest and t<> the point." This year, there is a training on the tour or view the slide Kisacher talked it length about hopefull and positive expecta program for future student staff presentation. members, under the title. "For the lunch period, we are tions on the program. "Interpersonal Processes." an working on an arrangement with "I want the students to leave this program feeling that tiley Education 101 course. Open Meeting the faculty through the deans of It is a two-hour credit class only the various to have two have met some other people, that, when they see these people offered to prospective orient.-- faculty members available on a tion staff members for upcoming For daily basis during the program to on campus, they will feel programs. meet with students who are comfortable saying hello to, and Risacher said. "John Clodfelter. interested for lunch, in a casual. will feel comfortable being here. from Counseling Services, and Liberal Arts College myself w ill w ork with that group \ on a regular basis as co-teachers WSU aids CSU of the group. gans remark that Central State "I kind of see three objectives by Tom Snyder for this course." she said. "The Question fir Answer After being hit by a powerful may not get federal funds to re build. first is to create an environment tornado two weeks ago. Central where the staff works as a group. State University is determined (lilligan later withdrew his with Liberal Arts Representative remark after President Richard They need to be as cohensive as to remain in operation as much as possible to manage their jobs. possible, according to WSU Pro Nixon assured Central State that federal funds would be available. The second objective is to have vost Andrew Spiegel. the participants develop their ^ PAUL FILIO Spiegel told of a meeting held at "Wright State has done some things on its own." said Spiegel. faciiitative skills so that they WSU after the tornado between will function well as group Dayton Miami Valley Consort He said WSU established a com mand post on the Central Sta'<- leaders, i ne tmrd is to ium members from he various experience the personal growth colleges in the area. campus, and sent over library people to help Central State that each group member can April 22, 1974 "In the meeting itself," said experience when possible in their Spiegel, "we more or less said all salvage some of its library facilities, which were heavily work." the schools would do everything "The "New Student Orientation they could to help Central State." damaged in the tornado. 3:00 PM Security people from WSU also program." formerly called the Spiegel said WSU has already "Freshman Orientation pro given Central Sate a list of class aided. r RIENDS AND NEIGHBORS. 24 hr service, strictly confidential. YOUR COUNTRY YC JN'ITY, AND YOURSELF COME BY OR CA, Co-ed Volleyball lor single No fee. adults • Wednesday, 7-9 pm. Page Manor Hem. febkxxi alliance 165 St'*et • Pton« 224-1973 ScM Gym. For informa- oil BIRTHRIGHT Counseling (Formerly Oaylon B»o*ogtcai*( tion call 223-5201. e«. 37 between 2-5 pm weekdays. 223-3446 . : UCB provides many activities they are sponsored or co-spon- State student. To do this, the very reasonable and responsible increased costs for film rental. In by Bill Lie Wider sored by the University Center UCB considers a diverse number manner." the wake of this occurence, UCB Board (UCB). of programming ideas including Each spring UCB members are is trying to select more popular Look around this spring at the UCB is a panel of 12 students, dances, concerts, movies, and selected for the coming year by a films and is considereing a rise in many activities such as the three faculty members, and two vide& tapes." selection committee consisting of prices if attendance levels do not movies Cabaret and Sounder, the advisors, the primary purpose of To decide which program* to the UCB chairer. two students increase. videotype network, and a water which is. according to Jim Vote. implement, UCB dicusses the selected by the Board, one stu- The expenditures through melon social and you'll notice chaircr. "to serve the Wright pro's and con's of all these poten- dent selected by Student Caucus, winter quarter from UCB's cur- tial events and as a group, votes one dorm student selected by rent budget were in the following on which programs to carry out. dorm government, and two mem- areas: Duplication-$285.84 with According to Voltz, each bers of the faculty and/or staff. the major portion of this being 0ANA]TIHAWK member, excluding advisors Tom All students are eligible for spent for the UCB's quarterly Bozell and Joanne Risacher who UCB membership and after activity calender: $227.90 Gra have no vote, has a:i equal vote. being interviewed, four affirma- phics $41.60. Professional fees "UCB ha.'> a student conscience. tive votes from the selection $2,622.20 with the main expense All UCB programming, planning committee are required to select being associated with the pre ol social events, and policy- a member of UCB. In the event sentation of The Cage. O that a UCB member should re- Internal Office Supplies $3!. 19, making is centered around and for the students. Great pains are apply for membership no appli this being tape and paint taken to utilize and spread out cant for UCB is allowed to serve supplies. Petty cash $406.21. the UCB budget in order to on the selection committee. This consisted mostly of please the greatest number of Faculty membership is acquired materials for the Craft Shop. FLOWER BAZAAR by UCB first submitting reeom $201.22. and a Liquor Permit for students." says Voltz. As part of this- goal. UCB is very mendations to the Steering POP, $50. Conferences and Com Free delivery to Wright State Area active in en planning events with Committee of Academic Council mittees $350. Most of this was other organizations and with the for appointment. All faculty associated with leadership Lab VOW various departments on campus. members are eligible for re ap- held last fall in Glen Helen. SALE APRIL J 1st For example the theatre produc- pointment. Vehicle Use $166.76. with most of tion, The Cage, was carried out Membership in UCB's commit this being used for transporting in cooperation with the sociology, tee is open throughout the year video tape network supplies 10% - 50% off theatre, and religion depts. Also. and applicants are eagerly re $63.36 and water mellons for the UCB provided $200 to Inter-Club reived. According to Voltz "One 'watermellon social' event $98. Council (ICC! to help with May of the biggest problems is not Travel out of state $498.71. This § Plants and Fresh Flowers Daze in return for operating the having as many people helping us paid for the highly productive beer stand that day. as we could use." Voltz said that trips to the NEC and ACUI con UCB maintains committee people who wish to help are more ferences. This year UCB booked § Candles § Wicker covering the areas of Art, than welcome and should see him two theatre groups Irom the Travel, and Recreation. Artists or leave their name and phone NEC for an appearance at WSU. § Cook ware § Pottery Concerts. Lectures. Visual number either in the University- Travel in the state $203.'4. At Media. Rathskellar, Publicity. Center office behind the counter tendance at the ACUI r'.-gional Craftshop, and Special Events. shop in the Center, the UCB tournament constituted the lion's § Imported A Domestic Cfiffiware Each committee has a UCB office downstairs in the Center, share ($1561 of this amount. member running it and one or or by sliding it under the door of Rental of office equipment $80. § Original Fine Arts more students on it. The the UCb office. Other equipment rental $103. committees investigate ideas According to Voltz. committee This was for the lighting for The within its realm and report them participants and Board members Cage. Film rental $4.08!.92. This to UCB meetings to be discussed are not paid for their services. includes the projectionist fee of Skywfty !*!«:« iS7f)-0.'S:t I and voted on. "There time, skills, and efforts $2.10 per hour. By far the largest Discussions of ideas that ae pre are completely volunteer be expenditure, this figure is Fairborn. Ohio sented to the UCB include Bozell. cause they want to help the stu partially offset by the income dents." acquired from charging an admis OPEN Mon Fri 10 to 9; Sat W to 6; Sun 10 to 6 advisor to UCB and the repre- sentative of the director of the "In addition." sajs Bozell. "all sion price. Most of the films University Center. Elizabeth profit from UCB activities is ranged from $231 to $378.50. Dixon, and by Joanne Risacher. channelled back into UCB to Audiovisual capital equipment Asst Dean of Students. finance further programming $-115.98. This consists of a video According to Voltz both Bozell ideas." tape recorder, monitor cable and and Risacher are "really helpful, The current UCB (1973-74) bud a cart. filling in on background, always get started with a $9,100 funding Miscellaneous $1139.50. Of this. there with policy they know the from student activities money. the video-tape presentations ac- rules of the university so we So far this year UCB has spent counted for $654.50 with a good didn't have to turn to the books over $11,000. The difference is portion also going into the every time a question of policy offset by income generated from (iodspell trip. $116.25 and for the arises." films, pay-one price night, (POP) beer for POP, $117. In addition. Bozell represents and other activities, incluaing Staff at the leadership Lab the authorized signature for fin materials for the Craft Shop $845. Subscriptions for maga aneial expenditures of UCB. All which are sold at cost to people zines for the Center $19. expenditures must be approved enrolled in those ••lasses. UCB External Printing and Binding by UCB and although Bozell may also receives income, a relatively $204. Advertising $389.75. In advise UCB on financial matters, small one, from tournament ternal copying $47.70. Telephone according to vote, the final deci entry fees. ell. local $33.26. Long distance sion is made by UCB. Most programs do not generate telephone calls $49.93. According ftozeli stated "I have to sign. If I a profit. For example POP, to Bozell. this UCB service is feel that they are throwing their despite excellent attendance, utilized to contact out of town money away then ! ran try to was still conducted at a loss. Also agents lor presentations at persuade them However, they films, which the Board was WSU. Instructional fees $10.90. have ultimate authority. And of hoping would show a profit, did course. I can't spend any cj their not and in fact, are barely break "Our Bodies Our money unless they ask me to." ing even. Try 'em on and turn on with the "I haven't ever refused to sign Bozell feels that the film large selection of fashion frames and don't think that 1 would. I situation is due to lower than Selves": dirty book at the Optical Fashion Center. think UCB is using its budget in a expected attendance levels, and (CPS) The use of the women's health guide, Our Bodies Our Selves, in a high school class caused trustees to suspend ap We are offering a 15 percent student discount on all frames proval of the course in Gilroy, and glasses with your student ID. Calif. "It is one of the dirtiest, dirtiest books I've ever read." said one CONTACT SPEC! AI. high school trustee. Buy one pair of hard contact lenses and you wjll get a second The book was on the reading list pair free. Yes. two pairs t.( contacts for the price of one. Offer ol a course called "Survival for limited to hard contacts which do not require special treatment. Today" taught by a long time Home Economics teacher. The course was suspended and re- Optical JaAhian Qenlsh placed with "Advanced Foods" on order by the trustees. Convenient locations According to the trustees Our throughout Greater Day- Bodies Our Selves is "contrary to ton. Springfield and Mid the predominant mor.il . .dues of die town. See your white Salt's Mfl H>£7>st' the taxpayers in the muni- pages for the one nearest I'-'v I> \» w iM; ty. . .It is a political document and propoganda for socialistic leftism." A f Gwonftiw -I TWRI6KT srmTT PHYsm FO. 8iXLDmf {OPINION

Lonely number $ In these times of relative peace and tran- quility on col lege campuses, the trend seems to be towards reviving past practices and institutions. Dances, Greeks, pranks et al seem to be making a big comeback. In light of this trend, the GUARDIAN would like to suggest a defunct institution at WSU that should be a prime candidate for revival. We are speaking of CAMBlAR, the WSU yearbook. For those too new to remember, CAMBIAR had a brief moment of semi-glory a few years back. For those of you eld enough to remember, we suggest that iis problems were those of good intentions and innocence, not malice. For a darkroom, the revi ved yearbook con 1d use the facilities in the University Center. For office space i t could IISl a .It in flu GUARDIAN office. It :ouId even i the GUARDIAN'S compo i t i >r. equipment i f it). by torn snyder Before anyone us of u 1 to motives, we will adi o one. It is getting a little lonely in the stiulei A cast of thousands publications are,: with only NHXIIS and us left, Now that there ire moves underway to turn Actor RolMTt Redford has re the ultimate super hero. That es There you have it. Hick fans. NFXUS into an I.nglish department toy, we rently bought '.he rights to the sentially is what Woody Allen's The film will probably be one of Watergate story and how it was characters all attempt to do. the greatest successes of all time. greatly tear that we will soon be standing broker, from the two Washington For John Mitchell. I think Red Unfortunately 1 do not have an alone. And alone is one thing we have no desii Post reporters who broke the Skelton should be the one. This ending as yet. But I think I can to be. story to America. will give Red an opportunity to pick the end that I like best. in the supposed film. Redford display how good an actor Need I say what that end may will play one of the reporters, Mitchell. I mean Red, really is. be? Death by neglect while Dustin Hoffman is being For the two most despisable Oh. and one more thing. sought for the role of the other villains of '.he piece, Haldeman Suggested title for the flick: The The GUARDIAN is at a loss to understand reporter. Originally. Redford and Ehrlichman. I suggest two Case of the Missing Tapes, or the adamant opposition of WSU administrators wanted Paul Newman to play actors who specialize in playing I'ricky IHcky Bites The Dust. opposite him. hut Newman villians. to having any WSU operated I'M station, apparently has other committ Vincent Price and Jack Palance especially one run by students through WKSU. ments. fit the hill to play Haldeman and Redford buys The most usual explanation is that they Hut what about the rest of tne Fihrlichman. don't "trust those people." What they mean cast? So as not to leave the females Who will play Sirica? Who will Watergate rights is thev don't want an image of Wright State out of our story. 1 suggest Raquel play Dean? llow can any actor be Welch play I'at Nixon. This will (CPS/ZNS) •- Two men who going out to the community that they don't found to play Spiro? give Ms Welch a chance to play cont ro!. must really appreciate the With these questions in mind I someone whe's not well-en- Watergate scandal are reporters It is highly unusual for a university the have constructed a list of tbs* dowed. and stupid at the same Rob Woodward and Carl Bern size of WSU not to have a radio outlet. Vet ideal cast for such a film. time. stein. First, for the good guys. for a number of years now, while WKSII had tin For Martha Mitchell. 1 think Not only did the two Washing To play John Dean. I think Al Linda Lovelace woud be the best will. Mild could have been growing into the ton Post reporters win the l'acino fits in well. The role of choice. After all. Ms Lovelace Pulitzer prize for their coverage job, the administration has successfully Dean will go well with l'acino's certainly has the biggest mouth 1 of lhe scandal, but they now stifled any attempts at real growth by WWSU. role as the honest cop who can't ever saw. stand lo ma,',e hundreds of thou It's hard for | jople to ;>o working for free go along with corruption in And finally. for the ultimate bad sands of dollars from bo>k and Serpico. guy. Richard Nixon, ihere is only movie rights to their story. when their onl\ audience is in the corridor: For Sirica. I wouid suggest one actor who can pull off a chai of the Universi It was announced last week that John Wayne. This would be a lenging role like that. a movie company owned by actor change of pace for this actor w ho Now the numl lable I'M freqiieneii I choose Marlon llrando. The Robert Redford will pay a total of always seems to play the part of in the Dayton . pa rent 1 y J.w i nd I til i role of Nixon fits in well with $450,000 for the rights to a book ruthless, stupid cowpokes and iusi one, .in e. station. Soon that Brando's ro!,' of the omniscient on Watergate being written by private detectives with only half Godfather, pulling all the strings. Woodward and Bernstein. will be gone, ; > 1 icy of death by a name. :eii by administrator: For McCord. who was the first Guest column have succeeded big testifier. 1 think Carroll King desired non violent al'.11 n. II have turned a O'Connor of TV's All in the Family would make an excellent by Michael Gilbert control and organize these people I>1 '.nd choice. A Salute in Memory of in times of confusion was simply prog res- rs I 11 Now for the had guys, and there unbelievable. Dr Martin I. King ar e plenty of them in this story. The Black Caucus of WSU has For G Gordon I.iddy, the eccen l HEARr THAT you GUYS Ate iw THFSf Six years ago. one of the greatest certainly not forgotten this great trie commie hater hehind the leader. Thursday afternoon, h*YS hT Cote E66 break in. George C Scott would leaders known to humanity was stripped of his life. A Baptist April 4. a special memorial .nake an eacellent choice. After service organized by Dale Alex all. he played that other eccentric minister whit headed movements ICS w*r Atfr.WE CONTKCL TWt in opposition to racial segie ander was conducted at the Nazi hater. General I'atton. Bolinga Cener. Alexander re- STUfcEWTi HFfANH FlKJ6£RS-WEX Scott would make l.iildy a legend gat ion by nonviolent means, urging blacks to adopt his policy cited a favorite poem of King's as he did for IV.tton. while Paulette Hays sang the YfAR-THflR. MIWOS/ For Hon /.iegler. Nixon's press of passive resistance. Born in . Georgia, Or Black National Anthem and said agent who called the break in a most effective prayer which "third rate burglary." Don King graduated from Uni versity and ihv Theo touched the hearts of all the spec- Knotts would make a good tators present. choice. Knots has that stupid, logical Seminary, He wrote Stride Toward Freedom. Then the black students pro blundering quality that makes '•ceded to lower the flag at half him the perfect choice for the The Rev Dr Martin Luther King was a special revolutionist seek mast where it remained tiV rest role of Ziegler. of the evening. The ceremony For Howird Hunt, Woody Allen ing change by peaceful means, but met a violent death. King continued upon their return to is ths best choice. In the spy the Bolinga Center where more novels he writes on the side. obtained everlasting fame and respect among his race as well as poetry was recited and the Hunt displays that desire to closing of the ceremony with the fantasize and imagine himself as others. His followers were in- numerable. and his ability to appropriate song. "We Shall Overcome."

I April 15, 1974 Guardian 5 Does prosperity of middle class depend on good fortune of rich?

Finished your Form 1040 yet? Have you joined •he 80 million other taxpayers contributing a soon bul it's doubtful if it will do much. After all. the beneficiaries of the present tax rates are the golden flood of $118 billion for today. And do you expert a nice thank you note when you have ones who make campaign contributions. Mark Twain vulgarly referred to (he "best Congress finished from your local Internal Revenue chief money can buv." saying. "I want to compliment you on the return Tax expert Joe Pechman. of Hrookings, puts it care shown in the preparation of your return.'" differently. "Tax rates are higl, in (his country That was the note that went to Mr Nixon, June from Washington because certain kinds of income largely escape 1. 1973. It was in response to the latest president taxation." He thinks its silly to say America can't ial return (1989 19721 in the course of which he afforl to aid schools, cities, health and the poor claimed, respectively, a reduction of 25 percent on because "il has reached the limits of its taxable in the depreciation of his New York cooperative new republic features syndicate apartment house. 25 percent of the depreciation come." Except for the tax dodgers there would he of his San ("lernente house. 100 percent for a more money for these benefits, he argues. house at Key Biscavne next to his residence, and It's not thi- fault of.! Paul Getty, litp American $576,000 for a backdated donation of vice expatriate, if the taxes that Congress reportedly "Iii the I WW's tlic fru/i presidential papers. permits him not to pay through a variety of oil These returns have caused criticism of Mr escape routes, have to be picked up b) you and Nixon. But I think of the comment of Andrew me. President Kennedy told a couple of senators hetneen rich and poor Mellon, the gentle mannered, aristocratic Secre- in the 60's that Getty paid only a few thousand tary of the Treasury in 1924. "The prosperity of dollars in income taxes. seemed iiarroit in». . .the gti/ the middle classes depends on the good fortune The number of rich people escaping income and light taxes of the rich." New. there was a man taxes is growing again, according to the latest for you. He served under Harding. Coolidge and 1972 returns from the Treasury. There were l"_' Hoover and everybody admire./ h'm. Me, I'm an people with incomes of over $100,000 and no hctucen I lie loircr three fifths old Andy Mellon man. How is the middle class to taxes; of these. 99 had incomes over $200.(1111. and get on ir we don't take care of the rich? Criticism of Mr Nixon's taxes just shows the bias of the four got over $1 million. Smack your lips o\ or thai imil u/i/tcr tiro fifths is media. a cool million income without taxes...what other country offers such opportunities? Makes you proud (o he an American. ii iilen in» nun in " . .the ^oiernnieiit runs u Il isn't confined just to individuals either. Take Texaco, for example. In 1972 the giant corpora One ihing seems (rile, income disparitv is tion had met income before taxes of one and a growing. In (he 1950's (he gap between rich and liiml . lbs Stern, that the government runs a kind of welfare drivers and Archie Hunkers io whom Mr Nix,in returns are something to (hink about in this glad state for the rich? If you take that approach appeals most. Heal, spendable, aftertax weekly everything falls into place. Averaging it out. some season of daffodils and income taxes. Mr earnings of (he average worker are running 4.5 Nixon paid $729 in 1970, and $837 in 1971. on Stern finds that an individual with annual income percent below a year ago. according to govern annual income of $260,000. \ clerk, wife and two of a million or more gels "welfare" payments Itax nieni figures. Families wilh incomes of $13,000 or loophole abatements) of around $720,000. I'oor kids making $10,000 pays about $905. Some of less are (he big casualties. lamilies get help, too That's only fair. The poor them are jusi sore enough to criticize the presi You are sending your Form 1040 back to the dent. Well, why doesn't the clerk earn more and same IKS (ha( (he White House staff tried so hard est families earning $3000 a year or less will get into the fertile field of tax loopholes? Ml average $16 a year, or 30 cents a w?ek Not much, (o politicize. A memo from John Dean (o Ehrlirh Nixon shows what ran IK- done; in his first four you are tempted to say but wait s minute! The man (Aug 16. 1971) complained (hat (he IKS years as president his net worth rose from wouldn't cooperate in harassing people on (he so I'oor person has a redress. All t he scrubperson $307,000 to $988,000. needs to do to get a bigger slice of this kind of called "enemies list," The idea was. as Dean "welfare" is to have a bigger income! Let her/him Kastern elites critics attack our Andrew Mellon prettily put it, "how we ran use the available tax system. Harvard I .aw School's Stanley Surrey earn a million or even half of that, and she will get federal machinery to screw our political enemies." proportional advantages. Its available to wants ( ongress "to restore fundamental morality two IKS commissioners were (hrown out. Mr anybody. Our laws are just and ready to benefit to our lax system by ending ils unfairness, and Nixon s ibird. Donald Alexander iwhose name (he cynical, immoral way (he lax game is played anybody. la-t her. him put a million into an oil or appears on your form) is also stubbornly deter by (hose wilh money and knowledgeable m:ned (o keep IKS nonpolitieal. He is just one of real estate venture, or a livestock farm, or tax adv isers." exempt bonds. He/she. too. will get the bonanza. (hose stupid bureaucrats about whom Mr Nixon Congress will have another trv at lax reform complains so often

retaliatory reaction"; "reverse the traditional ranks of Profes and as (he lowest rank Sub slow escalation"; "to save our sor. Associate Professor. Assist Ordinary Professor (SOP). allies we must destroy his ant Professor, and Instructor. 1 We welcome your suggestions villages": "I'm only doing my propose (he following more iWWYS). We ar; acronvmon job"; "kill for Christ": and "a descriplive of function and place iously oriented IVVAAOI*. Voices happy hairy hippie is a dead series titles: Executive Professor from the hairy hippie." I am now here to (EPl; Ordinary Professor lOPt: Norman |NMI| Nonentity serve you. Vice Professor I VP); Associate t hief Assistant to the Office hours are 0600 to 1400 Vice Professor lAVPl; Vice Asso VssisUnl Chief wilderness (EST. DST) daily. Phone num ciale Vice Professor lAVAP); IWSl I'OFAANTI hers are extensions 224 and 787. •Member of (he national soeielv. Bring us your (itl«- problems. We Cet-taxilu'It'5 I ve got 'em t»cept have direct teletype linkage to one ov the all djed and Cor one. hall the memory of the IBM 360 yoo St ALL v k>Js "C/jn" decorated' on campus where we store our govM nave joa n.ghliqnts I've thought, puen'.e lists of titles. We can provide al 3.oton Academic Titles tell you that I just retired ear.'y earrings, key chains, and our might arc you (WSUPOFFAANT). This office from the Air Force with 99 per- own line of imported French THAT gonns was recently established by the cent retirement benefits as the undergarments. My Second Son be P hide 'em ? WSU Board of Trustees at their Major General in charge of the in l.aw By My Third Wife. Al public moeting on April 1, 1974 Office of Oracular Obfuscalion Nepotism, handles the Tentative i preceded, of course, by their pri (0000). Although I was not per Office of Title Signs (TOOTS). vate meeting where all such im milted to claim the kudos do me His extension is 553. port aril decisions are made free by the nature of my office (and I've been giving some deep from the eyes and cars of the dis- my natural modesty), I wouid thought to the arena of academic torting press on this campus). like you to know that 1 was re- titles and would like the At the same meeting the Board sponsible for the following: "in- Academic Council (AC) vo chew announced my appointment as operative"; "massive defensive on these for a whiie. Instead of 0 Guardiu April 15. 1974 Classified Ads Perusing periodicals - touu.du Students interested in For Sale: 3 bedroom con- working to get a Day Care diminium. Kettering area, perature; the moisture inside is Center at WSU contact 2 full baths, appliances in bv 1-ouise Roterrn*'- converted to overhead steam." • ••Karen Schmit t at ,294 2204 eluded. Indoor pool, recrea tion area. Call 434 1976 or [Editor's Note: Guardian report- Also that "skunks have been Apt to share, reasonable or er Louise Rater-man got last in known to hibernate four months, services, female, one or see John 404 Oelman. 'he periodical section on the badgers six months and bats two. furnished, bus. pool. second floor of the library. When seven months, which seems lo be For Sale: 3'X5' Brunswick Call 299 2269 before 4 pm Air Hockey table and ac- the, emerged she wrote dotim her carrying a good tling to ex or weekends. adventures.] tremes, like the little boy who cessories, 1 mo old, selpt the whole day through in llOV-Elec. Not coin ope Furnished rooms for rent. rated. Call WDDI 4261)999 From AASA Hotline, lo /t eon. order to miss his one hour ;r.usi£ Wright State's Periodicals $50 to $100. utilities incl, ask for Ron. lesson." Just imagine what ride to and from Wright screams (or exploration. Did you goodies the current editions of know that November '73 of Films State available. Tb.s may For Sale: '63 Plymouth Science News rn'jst offer. be just what you're looking Station Wagon, good gas an« Filming sports Clint East I» was congo' rd around Traffic wood in the bathtub? Or that for. Call 277 0926 in morn Lost: a Business Law Book mi. Best offer. Phone 433 World, but. rounding the corner, that was in the Computer Ground Water has some good ings or after 9 pm. 4274, Mike. 1 found Ms Olsen looking for her Science Center. My name high altitude color infrared pho picture among old Folger tographs of Alabama? Now Females to share 4 bed is on the front inside cover, For Sale: US Diver's Scuba Library Newsletters. Jackie room house with same. there's a good magazine to take call 254 2316 Peter Don Equipment, aluminum 1'rete and Jane Fonda w< re com Liberal atmosphere. J45, nellan. tank, back pack, weight to the bath. paring notes over Dalhuusie call 236 4687 or 837 0874 WSU's collection isn't entirely belt, weights, depth guage, Review. And there was Kevin after 5 pm. Lost: Class Ring. White safety vest, air guage, wet complete. It jumps from Setting Miller perusing old Journal', c.l National Priorities: the Budget gold, '73 Belmont High suit, mask, snorkle, fins. American Folklore. He was Male WSU student wishes School. Cali 256 4348. to Seventeenth Century News smiling. Used 4 times. $250. to find a place to live near 879-2401. without a pause for se*. WSU. Would prefer a resi- Hut there is the American Doctors Bag: Lost: One brown Fulfist dence along Dayton-Yellow tobacco pouch made in Rabbit and Pen For Sale: Swedish Monthly. Whatever is Springs Rd or in Yellow- that about? Swedish women England. Sentimental val White Doc about 1 yr old. Scalp problem Springs itself. Call written for Swedish men," main ue. leave at Security office. Has had 2 litters of 8 and 9 277 1269. Tony. tair.ed Student Veronica Cham babies and rained all of bers. "Well. I'll tell you the truth, needs doctor Lost: Choker necklace red them. Available April 14. 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I wanted lo look lit Stain Tech- now only $65 or best rea nology. but 1 couldn't get it off long. One such condition is hypo ask for Debi. sonable offer. Contact the shelf. I had the same trouble ti roidism. or low thyroid JWAHTED with Adhesive \ge. Hut 1 don't function. This is usually Female roommate needed Gary Townsley 226B Resi dence Hall. guess what's in that. It's un associated with dry hair, dry skin to share two bedroom apt doubtedly concealing Nixon's lost and fatigue as well as discomfort two miles from WSU. call in cold weather. The scalp condi Jan at 879 4294. For Sale: 1966 MOB con tapes. vertable, low mileage. Who's Who in Switzerland? All lion you describe could also go Moving? Instead of hiring a along with this. FM tape, 28 MPG. excel the British rock stars who 0\ national moving company lent cond. 256 0952. migrate there to boat the high On the other hand, there are employ 2 students, who taxes in England." says Student some fungus infections of the have 5 yrs exp. 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Dayton. 0 45404. April 15, 1974 Guardian 7 News Shorts Aura! Delights IICB Ticket Counter Spanish Club University Govertnce Committee Captain Beef heart lives! Tickets now on sale at the Reunion del club espanol The University Gover ticket counter in the will be held Thursday, 273 snee Committee will hold by Gary Floyd an open meeting with stu- the impact of such previous University Center are: Millett from 2-4 pm. Tacos works as "Trout Mask Replica." Edgar Winter, Apr 20, will be sold Wednesday, dents on Mon. April 22 Would Captain Beefheart re- lease a bad album? Would Tricia But the cultist and purist will Hara Arena. 8 pm. General Allyn Hall. Spanish chailas gobble this album up before you admission $5. will be Tues from 12:15-1 Millett. Purpose of the Nixon wear hot-pants? Would Hussein give to Haddasah? can say Roman Hruska. so the Grand Funk Railroad, pm Allyn Hall cafeteria. meeting is to solicit stu- chances of thi.; disc reaching the dent comments on the fol- Would Bella Abzug do a Apr 26, Hara Arena, 8 pm. bargain bin are slim. General admission $5.50. lowing points: II the posi FessSnique commercial? Ski Club Voting Absolutely not. and the Captain The fundamentals are all there, tive features of our current and this album displays more goverance procedures. 2) and his Magic Band's newest re- I'CB-VTN balance than the Philadelphia Voting for officers of th« specific suggestion for im lease "Unconditionally Guaran Flyers. This week's UCB-VTN ski club will be held proving our present sys teed" (Mercury SRM 1-709) is between Apr 18 and 25. tem. Written input should verification. REVIEW #2 presentation will be Was What do the Ohio Players and samotta U, featuring Rock Members may pick up be addressed to Or Joseph This disc shows depth and ballots and vote the diversity, and as lime leghtens yours truly have in common? and Bullwinkle. Free F Castellano, Dept ol Ac- Well, we both hail from Dayton, Dean of Student's office. countancy. the musical and ideological split performances are contin and we both have excellent taste uous in the University between Beefheart and Frank Environmental Education in music. Center. Zappa, the Captian shows a Religion Conference The College of Continuing greater tendency to be less And the Players' most recent aural delight "Skin Tight" Fast Pitch Club Education is offering a dependent upon the bazaar. Wright State is hosting a mini course in environ- Matter of fact, the Captain (Mercury 1 750) the Players two day conference today mental education during comes on pretty damn straight don't make the mistake that so The WSU softball fast many soul groups make, ie, they pitch club wil! meet tomor- and tomorrow on the sub May. on this effort. Side one's "Magic The course will take place Be" could be reissued by Donny don't wrap their music or lyrics row at 3 pm in Rm 015 Uni- ject "The Study of Religion in Pluralistic America." at the Aullwood Audubon Osmond and become the rage of in the old material, worn out riffs versity Center to talk or overushed cliches that have about reserving the gym Speakers will be Sydney t'enler and is designed for the after game high school sock Ahlstrom. professor of intermediate and middle hops, and "Happy Love Song" alienated many from this for practices during bad medium. weather. Contact Jim American History and grade teachers. It carries sounds like the good Cap'n pur chased the last two Van Morrison Huh I'h. these dudes aren't fol Brawley 326A residence Modern Church History, one credit hour in educa tifi-n. For more information lowing musical fashion, they're hall for morv" information. and chairer of the depart albums. ment of American Studies contact College of Contin- Rut before you give up pinball setting it. at Yale University, and uing and Community for the next couple of days to buy And as musicians, the Ohio Education, 245 Allyn this disc, be advised it is lack Players are more than just Omega Srliool Charles Long, professor of the History of Religions at before Mav 6. lusier in a few spots and lacks competent, they're disciplined! the . Their music iias structure, a virtue oft neglected. If members UCB is sponsoring a lec Each will present a paper •>n how best to interpret of the Players have inflated egos, ture presented by I'eter Psychologist studies Jensen it doesn't show in the music. McGee, director ol Omega American religious his lory. Though the album has a couple School in Dayton. McGee by Nicki Kelley Nature of Human Intelligence." of prospective winning cuts. I'm will be speaking on ' Alter Members of the Wright The seminar is being offered this State community are "Jensism: Racial vs Academic putting my money on side two's native Education" tomor- Inferiority" is to be discussed to- quarter by Dr Diane Frey. assis "Jive Turkey," a mover with all row at 1 pm. in rm 155C in invited to attend all the day by I)r Jerry Hirsch. proles taut professor of education. sessions. The conference is the aforementioned assets and a the University Center. sor of psychology at the The course addresses attention sponsored by the depart sense of humor as well. University of Illinois at Urbana. to five basic topics. Among them Even if you're not a soul men! of religion. The lecture, part of WSU's are. "What are the contributions aficianado, you'll be impressed spring Liberal Arts Lecture of heredity and environment to with this work. My copy is going Series, will be held at noon in 372 intelligence?" and 'What are the to get its share of turntable time. Millett. It is open to the public uses and misuses of intelligence free of change. testing?" Soiiu'l liiiriii \«'u Hirsch will use material from The autnor of Roots of Behavior his major fields of research in and Expanding Goals ol Genetics Colaholics? in Psychiatry, Hirsch is among connection with heredity and the (CPS) Two researchers at T •if Pizza king. analysis of racial differences and the speakers who have been Pennsylvania State University behavior. asked by Frey to serve as consul have discovered that students While at WSU. Hirsch will also lan Us on the topics offered by the who are heavy cola drinkers go participate as a guest lecturer in seminar. through a physical withdrawal if honors seminar on "The not prj.mjlu*i to consume their normal cola intake. Elliot Diamond and John Pfif- TUESDAY IS ferling used 57 Penn State stu dents who drank between 48 and 111 ounces of cola per day. the SENIORS | equivalent of four to nine large bottles, for the study group. The cola drinkers reported EMMY DOT! Do something meaningful!; withdrawal symptoms which in i eluded depression, nervousness, Please send me current information ant) an application • decreased alertness, sleeping dif Acuities, frequent mood changes 25° • Smqie and various other behavioral dif so* m Name ficulties. OFF OFF OFF Permanent *.ddre*s WE NEED YOU! 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At this point ID Faculty or Staff IDS. Alumni students were using the facil facilities." A new policy will begin today to •vill be checked. Association card. Alumni Card, ities. Pat Moran estimated the insure proper use of the Physical Each person using a facility cr the Family Priviledge. number of persons using the Education Building. It will be must have an ID that is when you According to Pat Moran. the WSU facilities illegally at 45 to necessary to present ail official pick up a reservation lor the Equipment Manager, these new 40 percent. WSU ID card in order to use the handball or squash courts two rules were handed down by Cliff "We hope," he further stated, Your first facilities. IDs must be shown. The follow- McPeak's office {director of I M "that this will open up the times Entrance through the main gym ing !D are the only ones accept- Sports) ana ar'.- due to many com tampon: should Softball iniramurals underway; be a Euchre 451 trumps Last Laugh(Sport s Scope] Kotex by Gaylon Vickers and receives a chorus of "Boos" and a few "We know what you're by Dennis Geehan tampon. What does professional baseball after." have that I M baseball doesn't The first baseperson for Last Ohio weather has not been kind in the past few weeks, and among have? Players that make Laugh looses his contact lens and those suffering from its effects are the various Wright State Univer- "$100,000 per year, for one thing, both teams take the field in an sity varsity sports. lights on their field for another, attempt to fiml it. As of Friday, the women's varsity Softball team had not yet played and many more things for The pitcher for Last Laugh its first game of the season having been rained out of its first four example. There is. however, one limps out a triple on two errors, scheduled events. thing that the pros don't have depite th<- fact that knee injury The men's varsity baseball team has played only nine of its first over I M. Thats a home run keeps him from moving at any 19 schc-duled matches. The squad recorded its first back to-back shut- hitter named Aaron. speed faster than a walk. outs in the school's history defeating Earlham 4-0 and Cedarville 7-0 That's right. Aaron hit the first One of the umpires explains to before April showers cancelled most of last week's agenda. Coach Don home run of the season, for me that the infield fly rule is not Nlohr took his team to for a tournament action this Euchre 451. He may not have used much. 'Because these guys weekend but lost the first event Thursday against Xavier 11-7. that name as a last name, out it is don't get it (t*e bail presumably) Bob Grote dropped that match for his second loss of the season still spelled the same. out of the infield too much." against one win. Freshpcrson standout Terry Mohr. batting a Another thing that the pros A softball lands about two remarkable .400 in the face of the university's 36 record, is can't lord over I M is beer for the inches from where 1 was lying on reportedly suffering from a sore throwing arm, injured during one of spectators. Notice 1 said for the the grass looking up the infield I he team's March road trips. Mohr is having some subsequent fielding spectators, not the players. fly ruie in a borrowed Rule Book. problems and is being played as a designated hitter on doctor's Seems there is a rule that stops The batter said "Ooh I almost hit orders. players from drinking, or at least a Guardian staff member.'' tries. Speaking of Euchre 151 Whether that was a cry of enjoy The brightest note in WSU spring sports is the varsity golf team. they r;ally trumped high by ment of a cry of dismay I don't Now 3-2. the scintillating strokers have racked up John Carrol, the beati;ig the Last Laugh 34 to 7. know. , and Urbana while losing to Louisville and • Because only Kotex They (E. 451) scored 16 runs in Xavier. Hope to have a feature on the squad for you next week as 1 tampons have soft, 451 scored 16 runs in the first The Last Laugh gets i.uchre 451 soon as someone puts '.he coach in touch with me at the Guardian rounded ends.... gentle' inning. our "three up three down" and office. Dick Ward is as elusive as a presidential indictment. and one of ' he players remarks. Women's tennis is holding a slight edge over the winning men's • insertion guides Some of the high lights of the 6 "We're tightening up." Eyeing all team as the female swjngers are now 1 2 for the season while the men instead of' two bulky ii:".:ng rout (they had to call the the empty beer cans that had have lost both of their matches at pre»s time. Looks like the men may • tubes...and more last inning because of the time) been polished off before the improve some for their next match though, since women's coach protection than the are in attempted chronological game I remark. "No. you're just Sharon Varn subbed for hubby Ben last week to help out. Now if the leading brand. But order. drying out." guys can only keep their eyes on the bouncing ball- the only way to be, . Aaron bits home run. The last one I'm not so sure Elsewhere is WSU sports, the spring intramural program is under convitvced-is to let a A male player for Euchre 451 about. Is the end of a game like way and interested persons might still shop around to see if I M Kotex tampon be knocks over the female cal.her this a high spot? leams need a few additional players. That's about it for now sports fans and masochists. Later... your first one. • If ft wasn't, "PLEASE HELP here's a second MAKE NEXT WEEK chance..

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