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April 26, 2007 The free-content news source that you can write! Page 1 Top Stories Wikipedia Current Events 2007 Cricket World Cup - 2nd Newly discovered extra-solar •Boris Yeltsin, the first President of Semi-Final: Australia vs South planet may be Earth-like Russia is buried following a Africa A planet with a radius 1.5 times funeral service in central Moscow. Australia have beaten South Africa larger than Earth and a mass five •Former Polish government by 7 wickets in the second Semi- times greater has been discovered minister Barbara Blida commits Final match in the World Cup at the over 20 light-years away. suicide during a police searching Beausejour Stadium, Gros Islet, Scientists claim that the planet is of her house. Saint Lucia. likely to have an atmosphere and liquid water at its surface. •U.S. Deputy Assistant Secretary Australia progress to the Final to of State for European and play yesterday's winners Sri Lanka Inmates take over Indiana Eurasian Affairs David Kramer, with a chance to win their third prison, two employees injured speaking on behalf of the U.S. consecutive title. Order has been restored after government, offers to normalize inmates took over an Indiana relations with Belarus if it releases After winning the toss, South Africa prison today at about 2:00 pm imprisoned politicians. decided to bat. They lost captain EDT after local and state police •The French centrist and pro- Smith in the second over followed were called to the scene. European Union leader of the by the rest of the top-middle order Union for French Democracy collapse - including McGrath taking Featured story François Bayrou announces the the wickets of Ashwell Prince and foundation of the Democratic Mark Boucher in successive balls. Rare rhino caught on Party in the run-up to the 2007 He almost claimed his first World videotape legislative election after his strong Cup hat-trick but the third ball A camera set up in the jungles of showing in the presidential sailed inches wide of Justin Kemp's Malaysian Borneo in Sabah by the election. off stump. 149 is the worst batting World Wide Fund for Nature or performance in this World Cup for WWF, has captured, for the first •China detains four United States South Africa. time, a Borneo Rhino on citizens who were protesting for videotape. Tibetan independence and against Despite losing Adam Gilchrist in the the Beijing Olympics at the Mount 2nd over, Australia never really Everest base camp. struggled. Helped by another 40 •Japanese police raid the offices of from this year's top scorer Matthew a pro-North Korean group in Hayden (who is now only 52 runs relation to the alleged kidnapping behind Sachin Tendulkar's record of of two children in the 1970s. 673 runs in a single World Cup, achieved in 2003) and 60* from •Buddhist monks protest in the Michael Clarke they eased towards streets of Bangkok, demanding their place in the final inside 32 that Buddhism be made the overs. official religion of Thailand under a new constitution. Toss: South Africa won, and elected •Astronomers announce the to bat first. discovery of the Earth-like Man cuts off his own penis in exoplanet Gliese 581 c, which UK restaurant may support liquid water and is An unnamed Polish man, 35, is potentially habitable. If you would like to write, publish or edit articles, visit en .wikinews.org Thursday, April 26, 2007 Wikinews Page 2 being treated at a hospital in and painstaking operation," said feedback from the populace when London, England after he cut off his Francis Chinegwundoh a urologist he said, "People are unhappy with penis with a knife at Zizzi's pizza at St Bartholomew's Hospital which the social and moral status of the restaurant on Strand Street in the is located in London. society. They expect that the fight city of Westminster. Chinegwundoh also said that that against social insecurity be properly the victim will not feel his penis and implemented." Thus, Hujjat al- "We were called at 9.00pm on it will not be possible for him to Islam Pour-Mohammadi re-iterated Sunday to a restaurant on the maintain an erection unless he uses the necessity of proper Strand to reports of a man in a special machine, even if the implementation and methodology possession of a knife. Officers operation were a success. towards the restoration of morality attended to discover a man in the Islamic Republic. This is believed to be 30-40 years old Iran's morality police crack indispensable to promote suffering from an injury. He was down on un-Islamic dress righteousness and curb sin. taken to a south London hospital in The Iranian police forces have faced a stable condition. No one else was criticism from Ayatollah Hashemi Following the Islamic Revolution in injured and his injuries are believed Shahrudi, the head of the judiciary 1979, hijab became mandatory in to be self inflicted," said a Scotland who was appointed by Grand Iran for everyone including Yard spokeperson. Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, for their re- foreigners after the over 98% of invigorated campaign to do away citizens voted for an Islamic Police had to use CS tear gas on with un-Islamic dress. government. In this recent the victim in order to subdue him crackdown, the authorities have to get him to the hospital to receive Ayatollah Shahroudi proclaimed, arrested many citizens throughout medical attention. "Tough measures on social the country. Not only have women problems will backfire and have been taken into custody for their Witnesses say that the man came counter-productive effects." Others hair being uncovered on their into the restaurant, picked a knife have, of course, made it clear that foreheads and tight clothes that up off the floor of the kitchen and un-Islamic dress can lead to moral show body shapes, but men have then got onto a table and cut off his corruption, engender innumerable also been arrested for wearing penis. vices, and hurt the Islamic sleeveless T-shirts or spiky hair character of the nation. even in inside all-male dormitories. "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man Even a foreign journalist was walked into the Zizzi restaurant on Some believe that no one had any detained because the photograph The Strand, down the stairs to the issue with the creation of an on her press card was indecent. basement restaurant area and tried Islamic atmosphere. The core of to enter a kitchen. Members of staff the matter revolves around the It has not been clear whence the stopped him, at which he ran into a implementation of the Islamic dress directive for the re-newed second kitchen area. The man then code; additionally, heavy-handed clampdown emanated. Some have picked up a kitchen knife and measures should be shunned. For blamed Mahmoud Ahmadinejad slashed himself across the wrist instance, Mehdi Ahmadi, while Gholam Hossein Elham, the and groin areas before running information head of Tehran's police, government spokesman, stated to back into the restaurant, where he told Al Jazeera: "Some citizens may reporters, "The police work as continued to stab himself," said a complain about the way the law is agents of the judiciary to confront spokesperson for the restaurant. being enforced but they all agree crimes. The government as an with the plan itself." executive body does not interfere in Surgeons are attempting to the affairs of the judiciary." reattach his organ in what doctors According to one student, "You call the first time this kind of simply can't tell people what to Rare rhino caught on videotape surgery has been performed in the wear. They don't understand that A camera set up in the jungles of U.K.. It is not yet known if the use of force only brings hatred Malaysian Borneo in Sabah by the operation was successful. towards them, not love." World Wide Fund for Nature or Nevertheless, Hojatoll-Islam WWF, has captured, for the first "If it doesn't take, then you would Mostafa Pour-Mohammadi, Iran's time, a Borneo Rhino on videotape. have to reamputate it. Attaching interior minister who is in charge of the penis is a very long, complex policing, prognosticated positive "This astonishing footage captures If you would like to write, publish or edit articles, visit www.wikinews.org Thursday, April 26, 2007 Wikinews Page 3 of one of the world’s most elusive The carillion war memorial in humbled by efforts to clean up the creatures. Tremendous progress Bathurst in Central Western NSW graffiti. He said an effort involving has been made in recent years to was vandalised just hours before a RSL members, local army secure the rhino’s habitat but so dawn ANZAC day service. Police personnel, council workers, much more needs to be done allege that five teenage girls aged volunteer firefighters and a group considering this species may very 15 and 16 were involved. of young men on their way home well disappear in the next 10 after a night out. years," said President and CEO of 'Diggers' who had been looking the World Wildlife Fund in a press forward to the dawn service said "We had about a dozen young fellas release, Carter Roberts. they were bought to tears after that were going home from the they learned that statements pub, they sort of stopped and said: In the video, the rhino comes out of saying "ANZAC murderers" and 'What's going on here?'," said Mr the jungle brush and then proceeds "Aussies don't fight" were painted McFerran.