FRIDAY MORNING, MARCH 16

FRO 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 COM 4:30 KATU News This Morning (N) Good Morning America (N) (cc) AM Northwest (cc) The View Eric McCormack; Annie Live! With Kelly John Larroquette; 2/KATU 2 2 (cc) (Cont’d) Potts. (N) (cc) (TV14) Mary McCormack. (N) (TVPG) KOIN Local 6 at 6am (N) (cc) CBS This Morning (N) (cc) 9:10 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round. (N) (Live) (cc) 2012 NCAA Tour- 6/KOIN 6 6 nament NewsChannel 8 at Sunrise at 6:00 Today Sarah Shahi; skirts; Celtic Thunder. (N) (cc) Anderson (cc) (TVG) 8/KGW 8 8 AM (N) (cc) Power Yoga: Mind Wild Kratts (cc) Curious George Cat in the Hat Super Why! (cc) Dinosaur Train Sesame Street Hubert the Human Sid the Science Clifford the Big Martha Speaks WordWorld (TVY) 10/KOPB 10 10 and Body (TVY) (TVY) Knows a Lot (TVY) (TVY) Cannonball. (cc) (TVY) Kid (TVY) Red Dog (TVY) (TVY) Good Day Oregon-6 (N) Good Day Oregon (N) MORE Good Day Oregon The 700 Club (cc) (TVPG) Law & Order: Criminal Intent The 12/KPTV 12 12 War at Home. (cc) (TV14) Key of David Paid Paid Paid Shelldon (cc) Babar Helping Through the Bible Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid 22/KPXG 5 5 (TVPG) (TVY7) Hands. (TVY) Creflo Dollar (cc) John Hagee Breakthrough This Is Your Day Believer’s Voice Northwest: Praise the Lord Northwest Focus Living Beyond Life Today With Today: Marilyn & 24/KNMT 20 20 (TVG) Today (cc) (TVG) W/Rod Parsley (cc) (TVG) of Victory (cc) Organic (cc) James Robison Sarah Eye Opener (N) (cc) My Name Is Earl My Name Is Earl Swift Justice: Swift Justice: Maury (cc) (TV14) The Steve Wilkos Show I’m Not a 32/KRCW 3 3 (TV14) (TV14) Jackie Glass Jackie Glass Monster. (cc) (TV14) Andrew Wom- Paid The Jeremy Kyle Show (N) (cc) America Now (cc) Divorce Court (N) Excused (cc) Excused (cc) Cheaters (cc) Cheaters (cc) America’s Court Judge Alex (N) 49/KPDX 13 13 mack (TVPG) (TVG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (cc) (TVPG) Paid Paid Dog the Bounty Hunter Family Dog the Bounty Dog the Bounty Criminal Minds Seven Seconds. A Criminal Minds A murderer posts CSI: Miami Rampage. Gang mem- A&E 52 181 Business. A goodwill trip. (TVPG) Hunter (TVPG) Hunter (TVPG) child is abducted at a mall. (TVPG) missing-persons fliers. (TV14) bers. (cc) (TV14) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Supernova ★ (‘00) James Spader, Angela Bassett. An SOS leads a Pet Sematary ★★ (‘89) Dale Mid- AMC 71 231 spaceship to a mine on a comet. ‘R’ (cc) (1:31) kiff, Fred Gwynne. ‘R’ (cc) (1:43) Orangutan Island Escape to Chimp Big Cat Diary (cc) Big Cat Diary (cc) The Crocodile Hunter The Indone- Must Love Cats The most popular Animal Cops Houston Group of Animal Cops Houston Emaciated AP 43 130 (TVG) Eden (TVG) (TVG) sian Komodo dragon. (cc) (TVG) comic strip kitty. (TVPG) emaciated horses. (cc) (TVPG) horse and her foal. (cc) (TVPG) BET Inspiration (TVG) Everybody Hates Everybody Hates The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac The Bernie Mac The Parkers The Parkers (cc) BET 56 270 Chris Chris Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Reunited. (TVPG) (TVPG) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN 44 100 Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Entourage (cc) Daily Show/Jon The Colbert Comedy Central Comedy Central RENO 911! (cc) COM 60 190 (TVMA) Stewart Report (TV14) Presents (TV14) Presents (TV14) (TV14) Paid Paid Stompin’ Ground The Willis family Stompin’ Ground The Willis family Talkin Ball Softy CSN 37 77 competes in rodeos. competes in rodeos. Paid Creflo Dollar (cc) Paid Life Today With Joyce Meyer Paid Gold Rush A broken excavator Gold Rush The Hoffman crew Gold Rush A mining legend suf- DISC 7 120 (TVG) James Robison halts production. (cc) (TVPG) race to open a new cut. (TVPG) fers a heart attack. (cc) (TVPG) Babar and Badou Special Agent Little Einsteins Chuggington (cc) Mickey Mouse Jake and the Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse Little Einsteins Little Einsteins Mickey Mouse Octonauts (cc) DISN 41 250 Oso (cc) (TVY) (cc) (TVY) (TVY) Clubhouse Pirates Clubhouse Clubhouse (cc) (TVY) (cc) (TVY) Clubhouse (TVY) Paid Paid E! News Evan Almighty ★★ (‘07) Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman. God com- Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar The Soup (TV14) E! 70 196 mands a newly elected congressman to build an ark. ‘PG’ (1:36) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) ESPN 35 70 3:00 Mike and Mike in the Morning ESPN First Take (N) (Live) (cc) Winter X Games Europe Women’s Winter X Games Europe Snowboard Slopestyle, Winter X: Real ESPN2 36 74 (N) (Live) (cc) (Cont’d) Snowboard, Slopestyle Final. Men’s Final. (N Same-day Tape) Snow Joyce Meyer Creflo Dollar (cc) Boy Meets World Boy Meets World What I Like About What I Like About Full House Long 700 Club Inter- The 700 Club Buddhism; difficul- Gilmore Girls Richard’s recovery; FAM 39 199 (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) You You Goodbye. (TVG) active ties of discipleship. (cc) (TVG) funeral for a dog. (cc) (TVPG) America’s Newsroom (N) Happening Now (N) America Live (N) FNC 48 118 Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Throwdown, Challenge Chocolatiers create Good Eats Pre- Unwrapped Ham- FOOD 66 164 Bobby Flay scenes of the old west. paring game. burgers. Paid Paid Vantage Point ★★ (‘08) Dennis Quaid, Matthew Fox. Witnesses Crash ★★★ (‘04) Sandra Bullock, Don Cheadle. Racial tensions collide among Los Baby Mama ★★ FX 53 53 have different takes on an assassination attempt. ‘PG-13’ (1:29) Angeles residents. ‘R’ (1:52) (‘08) (1:39) Morning Drive European PGA Tour Golf Andalucia Valderrama Masters, Second Round. (N) (Live) Feherty Golf Central Pre- GOLF 33 304 (Live) game (N) I Love Lucy Bon I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy The The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Martha Stewart Show (cc) Mad Hungry With Mad Hungry With HALL 18 240 Voyage. (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) Fox Hunt. (TVG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVG) Lucinda Lucinda Paid Closet Cases (cc) Destination Marriage Under Hidden Potential Hidden Potential Over Your Head Outdoor Room w/ For Rent (cc) For Rent (cc) For Rent (cc) Designed to Sell HGTV 67 165 (TVG) Design (TVG) Construction (N) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Jamie Durie (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) Paid Paid Save Our History Yacht serves as Seven Signs of the Apocalypse Prophecy of Armageddon. (cc) Apocalypse Island Island clue in Mayan predictions. (cc) (TVPG) HIST 50 128 floating White House. (TVPG) (TVPG) Paid Paid The Balancing Act Designing Spaces Will & Grace (cc) Will & Grace Will & Grace (cc) Will & Grace (cc) Will & Grace (cc) Will & Grace (cc) New Adv./Old New Adv./Old LIFE 69 140 (N) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TV14) Pilot. (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Christine Christine The Daily Rundown (N) Jansing and Co. (N) MSNBC Live (N) NOW With Alex Wagner (N) Andrea Mitchell Reports (N) News Nation (N) MSNBC 128 103 Made (TVPG) Made (TVPG) Made (TVPG) True Life True Life True Life MTV 63 210 Family Matters Family Matters Winx Club (cc) SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Team Umizoomi The team must Dora the Explorer Team Umizoomi Bubble Guppies A witch turns NICK 40 252 (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (TVY7) SquarePants SquarePants SquarePants find Geo’s shape belt. (cc) (TVY) (N) (TVY) (cc) (TVY) Bubble Puppy into a frog. (TVY) The Dan Patrick Show (N) (Live) Paid Paid Big 12 Showcase The I7 Paid Paid ROOT 34 76 Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid MMA Uncensored Jail (cc) (TV14) Gangland Texas Terror. The Syn- Gangland Nuestra Familia in SPIKE 57 54 Live dicate gang of Texas. (TV14) Northern California. (cc) (TV14) Paid Paid Paid Paid Monster Man Unique werewolf; Haven Ain’t No Sunshine. Audrey Haven As You Were. A surprise Haven The Hand You’re Dealt. SYFY 59 180 makeup effects. and Nathan investigate. party. Duke helps Audrey. Married. . . With Married. . . With Home Improve- Home Improve- Fresh Prince of Fresh Prince of Tyler Perry’s According to Jim My Name Is Earl 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round. TBS 55 52 Children (TVPG) Children (TVPG) ment (TVG) ment (TVG) Bel-Air Bel-Air House of Payne (TVPG) (TV14) (N) (Live) 10 Years Younger 10 Years Younger 18 Kids and 18 Kids and A Baby Story (cc) A Baby Story (cc) A Baby Story (cc) Baby’s First Day Emergency Level One Two preg- Cake Boss (cc) Kitchen Boss (N) TLC 38 139 (TVPG) (TVPG) Counting (TVG) Counting (TVG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) nant women in car crash. (TV14) (TVPG) (TVPG) Angel Angel investigates ren- Angel Reprise. Angel fights a Charmed Bane kidnaps Prue for Charmed Murphy’s Luck. Wom- Supernatural Life if Sam and 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament TNT 54 51 egade cops. (cc) (TV14) demon from hell. (cc) (TV14) protection. (cc) (TVPG) an’s life is sabotaged. (TVPG) Dean weren’t hunters. (TV14) Second Round. Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Samantha Brown’s Great Weekends Amazing Vacation Amazing Vacation Hot Spots 2012 The places every- TRAV 65 170 Sam visits Jamaica. (TVG) Homes Homes one must see in 2012. (TVG) Paid Paid Paid Paid Murder, She Wrote Murder: Leave It to Bea- Leave It to Bea- The Dick Van The Dick Van The Andy Griffith The Andy Griffith TVLND 64 244 According to Maggie. (cc) (TVG) ver (cc) (TVG) ver (cc) (TVG) Dyke Show Dyke Show Show (TVPG) Show (TVPG) Tu Desayuno Alegre Carlos Gastel- ¡Despierta América! Noticias y reportajes. (N) (SS) Hoy Revista de entretenimiento y estilo de vida. UNI/47 31 16 lum y Jessica Fox. (N) (TVPG) (N) (SS) Fairly Legal Coming Home. A Fairly Legal UltraVinyl. A singer Fairly Legal My Best Friend’s Pre- Fairly Legal Bridges. Kate medi- Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit USA 58 50 simple financial matter. (cc) wants to sell a one-hit-wonder. nup. A prenuptial agreement. ates between brothers. (TVPG) Disappearing Acts. (TV14) Sexual predators. (TV14) Jump Start (TVPG) Big Morning Buzz Live (N) (Live) Mob Wives The women spend a VH1 62 217 (TVPG) few days relaxing. (cc) (TV14) Matlock The Final Affair. Lawyer Matlock The Final Affair. Lawyer In the Heat of the Night Sniper In the Heat of the Night Sniper WGN Midday News (N) (cc) Walker, Texas Ranger A TV report- WGN-A 9 9 accused of two murders. (TVPG) accused of two murders. (TVPG) kills campaign manager. (TVPG) kills campaign manager. (TVPG) er interviews Walker. (TVPG) 5:05 Separate What to Watch 6:50 Envy ★ (‘04) Ben Stiller. A man becomes Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 ★★★ (‘10) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. Game Change (‘12) Julianne HBO 551 401 Lies ‘R’ (Cont’d) (cc) jealous of his wealthy friend. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:39) Harry sets out to destroy the secrets to Voldemort’s power. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:26) Moore, Woody Harrelson. (cc) 5:40 The Untold ★ (‘02) Lance 7:15 The Boxer and the Bombshell ★★ (‘08) Hugo Weaving, Rose Adam Resurrected (‘08) Jeff Goldblum, Willem Dafoe. A former Max Is Missing ★★ (‘95) Charles SHO 576 366 Henriksen. iTV Premiere. (Cont’d) Byrne. A gangster mentors a boxer in 1920s Sydney. ‘R’ (cc) performer becomes the ringleader in an asylum. ‘R’ (cc) (1:46) Napier. iTV Premiere. ‘PG’ (cc) 4:30 The Green 6:40 Willard ★★ (‘03) Crispin Glover, R. Lee Ermey. A reclusive Ulee’s Gold ★★★ (‘97) Peter Fonda, Patricia Richardson. A solitary Jumping the Broom ★★ (‘11) Angela Bassett. A bride STRZ 534 340 Hornet (Cont’d) man commands an army of rats. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:40) beekeeper must rescue his son’s wife from thugs. ‘R’ (cc) (1:51) and groom’s parents clash at the wedding. 5:00 No Time for Sergeants ★★★ At War With the Army ★★ (‘50) Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis. A bum- Hook, Line and Sinker ★★ (‘69) Jerry Lewis, Peter Lawford. A Don’t Raise the Bridge, Lower the TCM 501 230 (‘58) Andy Griffith. (Cont’d) bling private helps his sergeant with his love life. ‘NR’ (1:33) woman and the family doctor plot against her husband. ‘G’ (1:32) River ★★ (‘68) Jerry Lewis. FRIDAY AFTERNOON, MARCH 16

FRO 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 COM The Chew (cc) (TVPG) The Revolution (TV14) General Hospital (N) (cc) (TVPG) The Dr. Oz Show (cc) (TVPG) KATU News First at Four (N) (cc) KATU News at 5 ABC World News 2/KATU 2 2 (N) (cc) 11:30 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round. (N) (Live) (cc) The Doctors Getting a flatter Dr. Phil Love Triangle. A man loves 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round. (N) (Live) (cc) 6/KOIN 6 6 (Cont’d) stomach in five days. (TVPG) his wife’s best friend. (TV14) NewsChannel 8 at Who Wants to Be The Nate Berkus Show (cc) (TVPG) Days of our Lives (N) (cc) (TV14) The Ellen DeGeneres Show Actress Your Four O’Clock News (N) NewsChannel 8 at NBC Nightly News 8/KGW 8 8 Noon (N) a Millionaire Amanda Peet. (N) (TVG) 5PM (N) (N) (cc) Watercolor Work- Lidia’s Italy in Charlie Rose (N) (cc) (TVPG) Barney & Friends Bob the Builder Cat in the Hat Arthur (cc) WordGirl (cc) Wild Kratts (cc) The Electric Com- Fetch! With Ruff 10/KOPB 10 10 shop America (TVG) (TVY) (TVY) Knows a Lot (TVY) (TVY7) (TVY) pany (TVY) Ruffman (TVY) Perry Mason (cc) (TVG) Rachael Ray St. Patrick’s Day Better (N) (cc) (TVPG) Judge Judy (cc) Judge Judy (cc) Judge Judy (N) Judge Judy (N) 5 O’Clock News (N) 12/KPTV 12 12 entertaining. (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) Paid Paid George Lopez George Lopez The Fugitive ★★★ (‘93) Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones. An innocent man must evade the law as Cold Case Investigating an Army 22/KPXG 5 5 (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) he pursues a killer. ‘PG-13’ (2:07) recruiter’s death. (cc) (TVPG) The 700 Club (cc) (TVPG) John Hagee Live From Holy Spring Praise-A-Thon Behind the The Hal Lindsey 24/KNMT 20 20 Today (cc) (TVG) Land Scenes (cc) Report (TVG) Jerry Springer Viewers want Maury (cc) (TV14) The Bill Cunningham Show Social Dr. Drew’s Dr. Drew’s Friends (cc) Friends (cc) Family Guy (cc) How I Met Your 32/KRCW 3 3 revenge on previous guests. (TV14) Network Sex-Capades! (TV14) Lifechangers Lifechangers (TVPG) (TVPG) (TV14) Mother (TVPG) The People’s Court (cc) (TVPG) Judge Mathis Robbed of her Judge Joe Brown Judge Joe Brown Cops (cc) (TV14) Cops (cc) (TV14) America’s Funniest Home Videos Family Feud (cc) Family Feud (cc) 49/KPDX 13 13 childhood. (cc) (TVPG) (N) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) CSI: Miami Horatio mourns a Criminal Minds Lucky. Cannibalis- Criminal Minds Penelope. Serial The First 48 A retired police cap- The First 48 The detectives use The First 48 A man is found mur- A&E 52 181 murder victim. (cc) (TV14) tic serial killer. (cc) (TV14) killer may target Garcia. (TVPG) tain is killed. (cc) (TVPG) unusual tactics. (cc) (TV14) dered next to his car. (TV14) 11:00 Pet Sematary ★★ (‘89) Dale Pet Sematary Two ★★ (‘92) Edward Furlong, Anthony Edwards. Christine ★★ (‘83) Keith Gordon, John Stockwell. A teenager CSI: Miami Just One Kiss. Murder AMC 71 231 Midkiff. ‘R’ (cc) (Cont’d) Sacred burial ground brings dead dog back, riled. ‘R’ (cc) (1:40) rebuilds a demonic auto in Stephen King’s tale. ‘R’ (cc) (1:50) on a beach. (cc) (TV14) Animal Cops Houston Backyard Animal Cops Houston Hurricane Animal Cops Houston Grumpy K-9 Cops Officer Davis and Aug- I Shouldn’t Be Alive A Father’s Operation Wild Operation Wild AP 43 130 Breeder. (cc) (TVPG) Ike. Charles Jantzen. (TVPG) Wilma. Emaciated horses. (TVPG) gie assist in an arrest. (TV14) Deadly Dilemma. (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) My Wife and Kids My Wife and Kids All About the Benjamins ★★ (‘02) Ice Cube, Mike Epps. A bounty Everybody Hates Everybody Hates My Wife and Kids My Wife and Kids The Parkers (cc) The Parkers (cc) BET 56 270 (TVPG) (TVPG) hunter and his prey get mixed up in a diamond scam. ‘R’ (cc) (1:38) Chris Chris (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) CNN Newsroom (N) The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) (cc) CNN 44 100 Fired Up ★ (‘09) Nicholas D’Agosto, Eric Christian Olsen. Two guys Scrubs (cc) Scrubs My Long Crank Yankers 3:24 Futurama 3:56 Futurama 4:28 Tosh.0 (cc) It’s Always Sunny South Park (cc) COM 60 190 enroll in cheerleading camp to pick up girls. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:29) (TV14) Goodbye. (TV14) (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TVPG) (TV14) in Phila. (TV14) 10:00 Softy (Cont’d) Paid Stompin’ Ground The Willis family Paid The FAN Dwight Jaynes. . . Blazers Pregame NBA Basketball Portland Trail CSN 37 77 competes in rodeos. Posting Up Blazers at Chicago Bulls. (Live) Gold Rush Hoffman crew runs Gold Rush Frozen Out. Hoffman’s Gold Rush Running the dozer on Bering Sea Gold Harvesting gold Bering Sea Gold A brawl threatens Bering Sea Gold Tempers flare DISC 7 120 through the night. (cc) (TVPG) struggle to hit their goal. (TVPG) ice ends badly. (cc) (TVPG) from the Bering Sea. (cc) (TV14) the Christine Rose. (TV14) onboard the dredges. (TV14) Handy Manny (N) Lilo & Stitch ★★★ (‘02) Voices of Daveigh Chase, Phineas and Ferb Phineas and Ferb Phineas and Ferb The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl ★★ (‘05) 5:10 Wizards of 5:35 Wizards of DISN 41 250 (cc) (TVY) Chris Sanders. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:25) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) Taylor Lautner, Taylor Dooley. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:32) Waverly Place Waverly Place E! News Kourtney & Khloé Kourtney & Khloé Kourtney & Khloé Kourtney & Khloé Kourtney & Khloé Kourtney & Khloé Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Khloe and Lamar Ice Loves Coco E! 70 196 (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TVPG) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) College GameDay (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Philadelphia 76ers. (N) (Live) ESPN 35 70 Numbers Never Outside/Lines ATP Tennis BNP Paribas Open, Men’s Third Quarterfinal. (N) (Live) NFL32 (N) (Live) College Basket- NFL Live (N) (cc) The Dewey Bozella Story (N) ESPN2 36 74 Lie (N) (cc) First Report (cc) (cc) ball Live (N) Still Standing (cc) Still Standing (cc) 8 Simple Rules 8 Simple Rules Grounded for Life Grounded for Life That ’70s Show That ’70s Show Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets ★★★ (‘02) Daniel Radcliffe. FAM 39 199 (TVPG) (TVPG) Secrets. (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) A malevolent force threatens the students at Hogwarts. ‘PG’ Studio B With Shepard Smith (N) Your World With Neil Cavuto (N) (cc) The Five (N) Special Report With Bret Baier (N) The FOX Report With Shepard Smith The O’Reilly Factor (N) (cc) FNC 48 118 (cc) (N) (cc) Paula’s Home Barefoot Cont- Cooking With 10 Dollar Dinners Secrets of a Res- 30-Minute Meals Giada at Home Giada at Home Barefoot Cont- Barefoot Con- Paula’s Best Paula’s Home FOOD 66 164 Cooking essa (TVG) Sandra Lee taurant Chef Basic Italian. essa (TVG) tessa Dishes Cooking 11:30 Baby Mama ★★ (‘08) Tina Fey, Amy Poehler. Marley & Me ★★★ (‘08) Owen Wilson, Jennifer Aniston. A couple’s new puppy grows How I Met Your How I Met Your How I Met Your How I Met Your FX 53 53 ‘PG-13’ (Cont’d) up to become an incorrigible handful. ‘PG’ (1:56) Mother (TVPG) Mother (TVPG) Mother (TV14) Mother (TV14) PGA Tour Golf Transitions Championship, Second Round. (N) (Live) Golf Central (N) LPGA Tour Golf RR Donnelley Founders Cup, Second Round. (N) PGA Tour Golf GOLF 33 304 (Live) (Live) Emeril’s Table Petkeeping W/ The Martha Stewart Show (cc) The Martha Stewart Show (cc) The Waltons John-Boy enters a The Waltons No one shares Jim- The Waltons The Romance. Olivia HALL 18 240 (cc) (TVG) Marc Morrone (TVG) (TVG) mule in a race. (cc) (TVG) Bob’s sorrow. (cc) (TVG) enrolls in a night art class. (TVG) House Hunters House Hunters Design Wars (N) Showhouse Show- Selling LA (cc) Selling LA (cc) Selling LA (cc) Selling LA (cc) Income Property Income Property Property Broth- Property Broth- HGTV 67 165 (cc) (TVG) International (cc) (TVG) down (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) (cc) (TVG) ers (cc) (TVG) ers (cc) (TVG) Nostradamus: 500 Years Later Experts examine 10 prophecies. (cc) Nostradamus Effect Fatima proph- UFO Files Black-box recordings; UFO Files Wright-Patterson Air Secret Access: UFOs on the Record HIST 50 128 (TVPG) ecy secrets. (cc) (TVPG) astronaut reports. (cc) (TVPG) Force Base. (cc) (cc) (TVPG) New Adv./Old New Adv./Old Grey’s Anatomy Freedom. (Part 2 Grey’s Anatomy A freak ice storm. Grey’s Anatomy Mysterious mili- How I Met Your Reba War and Cold Case Files Three inmates LIFE 69 140 Christine Christine of 2) (cc) (TV14) (Part 1 of 2) (cc) (TV14) tary doctor. (cc) (TV14) Mother (TV14) Peace. (TVPG) help convict a murderer. (TVPG) Martin Bashir Journalist Martin The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews (N) PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews (cc) The Ed Show (N) MSNBC 128 103 Bashir. (N) (cc) My Super Psycho Sweet 16: Part 3 (‘12) Lauren McKnight, Kirsten Jersey Shore We Are Family. Mike Disaster Date Disaster Date Disaster Date Disaster Date That ’70s Show That ’70s Show MTV 63 210 Prout. A mysterious killer disrupts a girl’s 16th birthday party. starts a rumor. (cc) (TV14) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) Team Umizoomi Team Umizoomi Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer SpongeBob T.U.F.F. Puppy (cc) The Fairly Odd- The Penguins of Big Time Rush Supah Ninjas SpongeBob Kung Fu Panda: NICK 40 252 (cc) (TVY) (cc) (TVY) (TVY) (TVY) SquarePants (TVY7) Parents (TVY7) Madagascar (cc) (TVG) Quake. (TVG) SquarePants Legends Snow Motion Beavers All Paid Paid The Dan Patrick Show (N) The Game 365 MLB Preseason Baseball San Francisco Giants at Seattle Mariners. ROOT 34 76 (TVPG) Access Gangland Kill or Be Killed. The Gangland In L.A., Asian street Gangland The Filthy Few. The Gangland Most Notorious. The Gangland Basic Training. Street Gangland Gangs in the San Fran- SPIKE 57 54 LMG of Memphis, Tenn. (TV14) gangs clash. (cc) (TV14) Hells Angels biker gang. (TV14) most notorious characters. (TV14) gangs in the U.S. military. (TV14) cisco Bay Area. (cc) (TV14) Haven Audrey’s FBI boss, comes Haven Resurfacing. A wind gust Haven Spiral. A mysterious crimi- Saw ★★ (‘04) Cary Elwes, Danny Glover. A doctor must kill his cellmate or his fam- Dawn of the Dead SYFY 59 180 to Haven. throws a woman into a wall. nal returns. ily will die. ‘R’ (cc) (1:43) ★★★ ‘R’ 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round. (N) (Live) 3:45 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round. (N) (Live) TBS 55 52 (Cont’d) What Not to Wear Jennifer S. A Baby Story (cc) A Baby Story (cc) Make Room for Baby’s First Day Four Weddings Lauren impresses Four Weddings Celeste; Marisol; Four Weddings Trisha; Rachel; TLC 38 139 Music teacher. (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVG) Multiples (TVG) (TVPG) with food; sexy tango. (TVPG) Ann; Soo. (cc) (TVPG) Hannah; Janitza. (cc) (TVPG) 11:00 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round. (N) (Live) (cc) 4:15 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round. (N) (Live) (cc) TNT 54 51 Round. (N) (Live) (cc) (Cont’d) Bar Food Paradise Pubs across Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern Man v. Food (cc) Man v. Food Food Wars (cc) Food Wars (cc) Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations TRAV 65 170 America offer good food. (TVG) French Polynesia. (TVPG) Hungary. (cc) (TVPG) (TVG) Amarillo. (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) US Heartland. (cc) (TVPG) The Andy Griffith The Andy Griffith Murder, She Wrote Woman’s sui- Bonanza Hoss claims he saw lep- Bonanza (cc) (TVPG) Bonanza (cc) (TVPG) Bonanza (cc) (TVPG) TVLND 64 244 Show (TVG) Show (TVG) cide baffles police. (cc) (TVG) rechaun. (cc) (TVG) Casos de Familia Judith Grace Esperanza del Corazón (N) (SS) Ni Contigo, Ni sin Ti (N) (SS) Dos Hogares (N) (SS) (TV14) El Gordo y la Flaca (N) (SS) (TVPG) Primer Impacto (N) (SS) UNI/47 31 16 González. (SS) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TV14) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit USA 58 50 Female serial-killer. (TV14) Waste. (cc) (TV14) Juvenile. (cc) (TV14) Resilience. (cc) (TV14) Little girl is a victim. (TV14) Impulsive. (cc) (TV14) Basketball Wives Tami is angered Dangerous Minds ★★ (‘95) Michelle Pfeiffer, George Dzundza. A Behind the Music Pitbull. The Saturday Night Live Jennifer Saturday Night Live Queen Lati- VH1 62 217 by Kesha’s back-biting. (TV14) teacher works wonders on a class of educational misfits. ‘R’ (1:39) career of rapper Pitbull. (TVPG) Lopez. (cc) (TV14) fah; Ms. Dynamite. (cc) (TV14) Walker, Texas Ranger Blackout. A Cheers (cc) Cheers (cc) New Adv./Old New Adv./Old 30 Rock (cc) 30 Rock Audi- America’s Funniest Home Videos How I Met Your How I Met Your WGN-A 9 9 casino bust goes wrong. (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Christine Christine (TV14) tion Day. (TV14) (cc) (TVPG) Mother (TV14) Mother (TV14) 11:00 Game Change (‘12) Julianne Chasing Papi ★★ (‘03) Roselyn Sanchez. Three women Men in Black ★★★ (‘97) Tommy Lee Jones. Secret 4:15 What a Girl Wants ★ (‘03) Amanda Bynes, Colin Firth. A plucky HBO 551 401 Moore. (cc) (1:58) (Cont’d) discover that they share the same boyfriend. agents monitor extraterrestrial activity on Earth. teenager goes to London to meet her father. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:35) Max Is Missing 12:40 Beautiful Dreamer: Brian Wilson and the Story of SMiLE Unre- Miss Firecracker ★★★ (‘89) Holly Hunter, Mary 4:15 Till Human Voices Wake Us ★★ (‘02) Guy Pearce. A psychiatrist SHO 576 366 ★★ (Cont’d) leased album. (cc) (TV14) Steenburgen. iTV Premiere. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:42) meets a woman who reminds him of a lost love. ‘R’ (cc) Jumping the Resident Evil: Afterlife ★ (‘10) Milla Jovovich, Ali 2:15 Willard ★★ (‘03) Crispin Glover, R. Lee Ermey. A reclusive man 4:05 The Roommate ★ (‘11) Leighton Meester. A col- 5:40 Jumping STRZ 534 340 Broom (Cont’d) Larter. ‘R’ (cc) (1:37) commands an army of rats. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:40) lege student’s roommate has a sinister side. (cc) the Broom ★★ 11:00 Don’t Raise the Bridge, Lower The Big Mouth ★★ (‘67) Jerry Lewis, Harold Stone. A stewardess Three on a Couch ★★ (‘66) Jerry Lewis, Janet Leigh. A psychiatrist Jason and the Argonauts ★★★ (‘63) TCM 501 230 the River ★★ ‘G’ (Cont’d) helps a man chased by gangsters. ‘NR’ (1:47) gets professional “help” from her fiance. ‘NR’ (1:49) Todd Armstrong. ‘G’ (cc) FRIDAY EVENING, MARCH 16

FRO 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 COM KATU News at 6 (N) (cc) Jeopardy! (N) Wheel of Fortune Shark Tank Ingrid Michaelson helps Primetime: What Would You Do? (N) 20/20 (N) (cc) KATU News at 11 11:35 Nightline 2/KATU 2 2 (cc) (TVG) (N) (TVG) an entrepreneur. (N) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (N) (cc) (N) (cc) 2012 NCAA Tour- 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round. (N) (Live) (cc) KOIN Local 6 Entertainment Paid KOIN Local 6 at 11 Late Show W/Let- 6/KOIN 6 6 nament Sports Special Tonight (N) (N) (cc) terman NewsChannel 8 at NewsChannel 8 at Live at 7 (N) (cc) Inside Edition (N) Who Do You Think You Are? (cc) Grimm (cc) Dateline NBC (N) (cc) (TVPG) NewsChannel 8 at Tonight Show 8/KGW 8 8 6PM (N) 6:30PM (N) (TVPG) (TVPG) 11 (N) (cc) With Jay Leno Travelscope Nightly Business PBS NewsHour (N) (cc) Washington Week Il Volo Takes Flight Italian teen vocal group. (cc) Viewers’ Choice Popular programs from public television’s pledge 10/KOPB 10 10 (TVG) Report (N) (N) (cc) (TVG) are rebroadcast. 6 O’Clock News (N) TMZ (N) (cc) Access Hollywood Kitchen Nightmares Greek at the Harbor; Luigi’s. Greek at the Har- 10 O’Clock News (N) 11 O’Clock News Everybody Loves 12/KPTV 12 12 (TVPG) (N) (cc) bor; Luigi’s. (cc) (TV14) (N) Raymond Cold Case Murdered private Cold Case Bombers. Members of Cold Case Death of a teenage Cold Case Investigating a col- Cold Case A dock worker who Flashpoint The unit responds to a 22/KPXG 5 5 investigator. (cc) (TV14) the team are distracted. (TV14) circus aerialist. (cc) (TVPG) league’s bride. (cc) (TVPG) was shot dead in 1986. (TV14) kidnapping. (cc) (TV14) Bible Prophecy Manna-Fest W/ TBN Highlights of 2011 Ever Increasing Life Focus (cc) Secrets: Kim Creflo Dollar (cc) Northwest: Praise the Lord 24/KNMT 20 20 Revealed (cc) Perry Stone Faith (TVG) (TVPG) Clement (TVG) 30 Rock (cc) How I Met Your Two and a Half Two and a Half Nikita Doublecross. Division Supernatural A ballerina dances News Channel 8 Seinfeld (cc) Seinfeld The 30 Rock (cc) 32/KRCW 3 3 (TVPG) Mother (TVPG) Men (TV14) Men (TV14) agents are assassinated. (N) herself to death. (N) (cc) (TV14) on NW32TV (N) (TVPG) Finale. (TVPG) (TV14) The Simpsons The Simpsons The Big Bang The Big Bang FOX 12’s 8 O’Clock News on PDX-TV Monk Mr. Monk Goes Back to Monk There may be a killer on The King of The King of 49/KPDX 13 13 (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) Theory (TV14) Theory (TVPG) (N) School. A teacher’s death. (TVPG) Monk’s flight. (cc) (TVPG) Queens (TVPG) Queens (TVPG) Storage Wars (cc) Storage Wars (cc) Storage Wars (cc) Storage Wars (cc) Storage Wars (cc) Storage Wars (cc) Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars 11:01 Storage Wars Highlights from A&E 52 181 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Texas (TVPG) Texas (TVPG) Texas (TVPG) Texas (TVPG) season 1. (cc) (TVPG) CSI: Miami A priest is shot to CSI: Miami Broken. A girl is mur- Thinner ★ (‘96) Robert John Burke, Joe Mantegna. A lawyer’s The Walking Dead Someone may Comic Book Men The guys find a AMC 71 231 death in his church. (cc) (TV14) dered at a restaurant. (TV14) body begins wasting away under a Gypsy’s curse. ‘R’ (cc) (1:32) be loose near the farm. (TV14) treasure in the trash. (cc) River Monsters: The Most Bizarre North Woods Law Warden War- Alaska Wildlife Troopers Fairbanks North Woods Law Moose Mania. Rattlesnake Republic The Albino. North Woods Law Busting poachers AP 43 130 (cc) (TVPG) riors. (TVPG) Wildlife Troopers. (TVPG) (N) (TVPG) (TV14) and “heater hunters.” (TVPG) 106 & Park: BET’s Top 10 Live Freestyle Friday. Josh ‘Mile’ Banks; Like Mike ★★ (‘02) Lil’ Bow Wow, Morris Chestnut. Magic sneakers Like Mike 2: Streetball (‘06) Jascha Washington, Michael Beach. BET 56 270 Amanda Diva. (N) (cc) (TVPG) propel an orphan to a slot in the NBA. ‘PG’ (cc) (1:39) Sneakers turn an untalented basketball player into a star. ‘PG’ (cc) Piers Morgan Tonight (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (cc) Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 (cc) Erin Burnett OutFront CNN 44 100 Daily Show/Jon The Colbert 30 Rock Kidney 30 Rock Season Tosh.0 (cc) Tosh.0 (cc) It’s Always Sunny It’s Always Sunny Tosh.0 (cc) Ugly Americans National Lampoon’s Van Wilder ★★ COM 60 190 Stewart Report (TV14) Now! (TV14) 4. (cc) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) in Phila. in Phila. (TV14) (cc) (TV14) (‘02) Ryan Reynolds. ‘R’ (cc) 5:00 NBA Basketball Portland Trail Blazers at Chi- Blazers Postgame Talkin Ball Stompin’ Ground The Willis family Stompin’ Ground The Willis family Blazers Pregame NBA Basketball CSN 37 77 cago Bulls. (N) (Live) (Cont’d) competes in rodeos. competes in rodeos. Bering Sea Gold A Viking Funeral. Bering Sea Gold Unresolved griev- Bering Sea Gold Eureka! The crews Bering Sea Gold Several relation- Bering Sea Gold The Bitter End. Bering Sea Gold Several relation- DISC 7 120 (cc) (TV14) ances boil over. (cc) (TV14) have a car accident. (TV14) ships come to an end. (TV14) (Season Finale) (N) (cc) (TV14) ships come to an end. (TV14) Shake It Up! (cc) Good Luck Char- The Luck of the Irish (‘01) Ryan Merriman, Alexis 8:35 Lab Rats Phineas and Ferb Jessie Star Austin & Ally (cc) Good Luck Char- Shake It Up! (cc) Shake It Up! Apply DISN 41 250 (TVG) lie (TVG) Lopez. (cc) ‘TVG’ (cc) (TVY7) (N) (TVG) Wars. (TVG) (TVG) lie (TVG) (TVG) It Up. (TVG) Ice Loves Coco The Soup (TV14) E! News (N) Khloe and Lamar Fashion Star Pilot. The contestants create signa- Fashion Police (N) (TV14) Chelsea Lately E! News E! 70 196 (TV14) (TV14) ture items. (TVPG) NBA Basketball: NBA Basketball San Antonio Spurs at Oklahoma City Thunder. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) ESPN 35 70 Heat at 76ers Boxing Tim Coleman vs. Kendall Holt. (N) (Live) (cc) ATP Tennis BNP Paribas Open, Women’s Second Semifinal. (N) College GameDay (N) (Live) (cc) NBA Tonight (N) E:60 ESPN2 36 74 (Live) (cc) (Live) (cc) 4:00 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets ★★★ (‘02) Daniel Rad- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban ★★★ (‘04) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. The young wizard The 700 Club Buddhism; difficul- FAM 39 199 cliffe, Rupert Grint. ‘PG’ (Cont’d) confronts the fugitive Sirius Black. ‘PG’ (2:21) ties of discipleship. (cc) (TVG) Hannity (N) On the Record With Greta Van Sus- The O’Reilly Factor (cc) Hannity On the Record With Greta Van Sus- The Five FNC 48 118 teren (N) (cc) teren (cc) Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins The Best Thing I The Best Thing I Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Crave BBQ: Up FOOD 66 164 and Dives and Dives Ever Ate Ever Ate and Dives and Dives and Dives and Dives and Dives and Dives and Dives in Smoke. Two and a Half Two and a Half Two and a Half Two and a Half Hancock ★★ (‘08) Will Smith, Charlize Theron. A scruffy superhero The Ultimate Fighter Live (N Same- Archer (TVMA) Archer El Conta- FX 53 53 Men (TV14) Men (TV14) Men (TV14) Men (TV14) unwittingly wreaks havoc in Los Angeles. ‘PG-13’ (1:32) day Tape) (TVPG) dor. (TVMA) 5:30 PGA Tour Golf Champions: Toshiba Classic, PGA Tour Golf Transitions Championship, Second Round. Golf Central (N) 19th Hole (N) PGA Tour Golf GOLF 33 304 First Round. (N Same-day Tape) (Cont’d) (Live) Little House on the Prairie Caroline Little House on the Prairie School Little House on the Prairie The Little House on the Prairie The Frasier (cc) Frasier (cc) Frasier (cc) Frasier We Two HALL 18 240 leaves kids with sitter. (TVPG) Mom. (cc) (TVPG) Raccoon. (cc) (TVPG) Voice of Tinker Jones. (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Kings. (TVPG) House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters: House Hunters: You Live in What? (N) (cc) (TVG) House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters HGTV 67 165 International International International International Houseboat RV (cc) (TVG) (N) (cc) (TVG) International (N) International International 5:00 Secret Access: UFOs on the American Pickers The guys pick an American Pickers Jim’s spectacu- American Pickers Tricky Dick’s American Pickers The guys free- American Pickers The guys spot a HIST 50 128 Record (cc) (TVPG) (Cont’d) Appalachian museum. (TVPG) lar man-cave. (cc) (TVPG) Tennessee yard. (cc) (TVPG) style in Iowa. (cc) (TVPG) Cadillac for sale. (cc) (TVPG) Cold Case Files Advocate group; Cold Case Files Woman helps America’s Most Wanted (cc) (TV14) America’s Most Wanted (N) (cc) I Love You to Death (cc) (TVPG) America’s Most Wanted (cc) (TV14) LIFE 69 140 preservation. (cc) (TV14) solve mother’s murder. (TVPG) (TV14) The Rachel Maddow Show (N) MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary MSNBC 128 103 That ’70s Show That ’70s Show The Challenge: Battle of the Exes Jersey Shore Deena faces a hard Jersey Shore We Are Family. Mike Lords of Dogtown ★★ (‘05) Emile Hirsch, Victor Rasuk. Californians MTV 63 210 (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (TV14) truth. (cc) starts a rumor. (cc) pioneer a new style of skateboarding. ‘NR’ (1:51) iCarly iToe Fat Victorious (cc) How to Rock (cc) SpongeBob Fred: The Show SpongeBob Friends (cc) Friends (cc) Friends (cc) Friends (cc) Friends (cc) Friends (cc) NICK 40 252 Cakes. (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) SquarePants (N) (cc) (TVG) SquarePants (TV14) (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) (TVPG) (TVPG) MLB Baseball Mariners All WHL Hockey Seattle Thunderbirds at Spokane. (N) (Live) Action Sports Action Sports Snow Motion The Dan Patrick Show ROOT 34 76 Access World Tour World Tour (TVPG) Gangland The Midwest’s Gang- UFC Unleashed (TV14) UFC Unleashed (TV14) The Ultimate Fighter (TV14) The Ultimate Fighter (TV14) The Ultimate Fighter (TV14) SPIKE 57 54 ster Disciples gang. (cc) (TV14) 5:30 Dawn of the Dead ★★★ (‘04) Sarah Polley, Ving Rhames. Mil- WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (cc) Merlin Morgana & Helios plot Being Human Aidan tries to save SYFY 59 180 waukee residents fight zombies in a mall. ‘R’ (Cont’d) against Camelot. (N) (cc) Henry’s life. 6:15 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round. (N) (Live) Family Guy (cc) Family Guy (cc) Family Guy (cc) American Dad Family Guy (cc) Seinfeld The TBS 55 52 (TV14) (TVPG) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) (TVPG) Opera. (TVPG) Four Weddings Deyana; Danielle; Four Weddings A countdown of Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Four Weddings Dena; Ashley; Say Yes to the Say Yes to the TLC 38 139 Deedee; Julianna. (cc) (TVPG) wedding missteps. (cc) (TVPG) Dress: Atlanta Dress: Atlanta Dress: Atlanta Dress: Atlanta Shannon; Sarah. (N) (cc) (TVPG) Dress: Atlanta Dress: Atlanta 2012 NCAA Tour- 6:45 2012 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round. (N) (Live) (cc) Friday Night Lights ★★★ (‘04) Billy Bob Thornton, Derek Luke. A football coach leads Pride ★★ (‘07) TNT 54 51 nament high-school players in Texas. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:57) ‘PG’ (cc) (1:44) Ghost Adventures The crew visits Ghost Adventures The crew tries Ghost Adventures The team goes Ghost Adventures The team tries The Dead Files A violent history in Ghost Adventures The team TRAV 65 170 a dusty mining town. (TVPG) to placate some ghosts. (TVPG) into the Shanghai Tunnels. (TVPG) to solve a murder. (N) (cc) a Florida home. (cc) (TVPG) explores a Slave House. (TVPG) 5:00 Bonanza M*A*S*H (cc) M*A*S*H (cc) M*A*S*H (cc) Home Improve- Home Improve- Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Everybody Loves Everybody Loves The King of The King of TVLND 64 244 (TVPG) (Cont’d) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) ment (TVG) ment (TVG) Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Queens (TVPG) Queens (TVG) Alma de Hierro Noticiero Uni- Una Familia con Suerte (N) (SS) (TVPG) El Talismán (N) (SS) La Que No Podía Amar (N) (SS) Primer Impacto Noticiero Univi- UNI/47 31 16 (N) (SS) (TVPG) visión (N) (SS) (TVPG) Extra (N) (SS) sion: Nocturna Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Fairly Legal Satisfaction. (Season In Plain Sight The Anti-Social Net- Suits Errors and Omissions. (cc) USA 58 50 Harm. (cc) (TV14) Unorthodox. (cc) (TV14) Trophy. (cc) (TV14) Premiere) (N) (cc) (TVPG) work. (N) (cc) (TVPG) T.I. and Tiny: Fam- T.I. and Tiny: Fam- T.I. and Tiny: Fam- T.I. and Tiny: Fam- T.I. and Tiny: Fam- T.I. and Tiny: Fam- T.I. and Tiny: Fam- T.I. and Tiny: Fam- Jersey Shore Pop Up Video: A Jersey Shore Pop Up Video: Good VH1 62 217 ily Hustle ily Hustle ily Hustle ily Hustle ily Hustle ily Hustle ily Hustle ily Hustle New Family. (cc) (TV14) Riddance. (cc) (TV14) How I Met Your How I Met Your WGN News at Nine (N) (cc) 30 Rock (cc) Scrubs (cc) Scrubs (cc) ’Til Death (cc) ’Til Death (cc) It’s Always Sunny It’s Always Sunny Futurama (cc) WGN-A 9 9 Mother (TV14) Mother (TV14) (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TVPG) in Phila. in Phila. (TVPG) Chasing Liberty ★★ (‘04) Mandy Moore, Matthew Goode. A Briton Game Change (‘12) Julianne Moore, Woody Harrelson. Gov. Sarah Real Time With Bill Maher (N Same- Real Time With Bill Maher (cc) HBO 551 401 and the president’s daughter travel Europe. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:50) Palin becomes Sen. John McCain’s running mate in 2008. (cc) (1:58) day Tape) (cc) (TVMA) (TVMA) The Ride (‘11) Phil Keoghan rides his bike across Exit Through the Gift Shop ★★★ (‘10) Narrated by Push ★ (‘09) Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning. Rogue psychics battle a Boxing Jose Luis Araiza vs. SHO 576 366 America. ‘NR’ (1:27) Rhys Ifans. ‘R’ (1:27) covert government agency. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:51) Randy Caballero. 5:40 Jumping the Broom ★★ (‘11) Angela Bassett, 7:42 Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides ★★ (‘11) Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz. Spartacus: Vengeance Balance. (N) Spartacus: Vengeance Balance. STRZ 534 340 Paula Patton. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:48) (Cont’d) Capt. Jack Sparrow searches for the Fountain of Youth. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:16) (cc) (TVMA) (cc) (TVMA) 5:00 Jason and the Argonauts ★★★ Clash of the Titans ★★ (‘81) Harry Hamlin, Laurence Olivier. Perseus 9:15 Helen of Troy ★★ (‘55) Rossana Podesta, Jack Sernas. A kidnapped queen is She Freak ★ (‘67) TCM 501 230 (‘63) ‘G’ (cc) (Cont’d) battles mythic beasts to win the hand of Andromeda. ‘PG’ (cc) the spark that ignites the Trojan War. ‘NR’ (1:58) ‘NR’ (1:23) FRIDAY LATE NIGHT, MARCH 16

FRO 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 COM Jimmy Kimmel Live (cc) (TV14) 1:07 Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid MyDestination.TV Beaut. Homes & Paid Paid 2/KATU 2 2 (TVPG) Great Estates Late Show W/Let- 12:37 The Late Late Show With Craig 1:37 The Insider 2:07 Paid Our World, Enter- 3:07 Paid Paid Paid Paid CBS This Morning (N) (cc) 6/KOIN 6 6 terman Ferguson (cc) (TV14) (N) (TVPG) prise Tonight Show 12:37 Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Last Call With 2:05 Today (cc) 3:04 Late Night With Jimmy Fallon In Wine Country Animal Adven- Paid Paid 8/KGW 8 8 With Jay Leno (cc) (TV14) Carson Daly (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TVPG) tures PBS NewsHour (cc) Washington Week Il Volo Takes Flight Italian teen vocal group. (cc) Viewers’ Choice Popular programs from public television’s pledge Nightly Business Inside Washing- 10/KOPB 10 10 (cc) (TVG) are rebroadcast. Report ton (cc) (TVG) Everybody Loves 12:35 Frasier (cc) 1:05 Frasier The New Adv./Old 2:05 Paid 2:35 Paid 3:05 10 O’Clock News Paid Paid Paid Paid 12/KPTV 12 12 Raymond (TVPG) Crucible. (TVPG) Christine Flashpoint A young man sends Flashpoint The unit responds to a Flashpoint A young man sends Paid Knife Show/Cutlery Corner 22/KPXG 5 5 the team on a manhunt. (TVPG) kidnapping. (cc) (TV14) the team on a manhunt. (TVPG) Northwest: Praise Northwest Focus Spring Praise-A-Thon Nest Family Story Keepers Cherub Wings Pahapahooey Faithville (cc) Maralee Dawn & BJ’s Teddy Bear Miss Charity’s 24/KNMT 20 20 the Lord Stories (cc) (cc) (TVY) Island (cc) Friends (TVY) Club (TVY) Diner (TVY) Family Guy (cc) American Dad American Dad King of the Hill King of the Hill That ’70s Show Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid 32/KRCW 3 3 (TV14) (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TVPG) (cc) (TV14) According to Jim The Office (cc) The Office (cc) It’s Always Sunny ’Til Death (cc) Scrubs Her New Adv./Old Everybody Hates Access Hollywood We the People Paid Paid 49/KPDX 13 13 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) in Phila. (TV14) Story. (TV14) Christine Chris (N) (cc) Gloria Allred 12:01 Storage 12:31 Storage 1:01 Storage Wars 1:31 Storage Wars 2:01 Storage 2:31 Storage 3:02 Storage Wars Highlights 4:02 Paid Paid Paid Paid A&E 52 181 Wars (TVPG) Wars (TVPG) Texas Texas Wars Texas Wars Texas from season 1. (cc) (TVPG) Christine ★★ (‘83) Keith Gordon, John Stockwell. A teenager The Walking Dead Someone may Comic Book Men The guys find a Graveyard Shift ★ (‘90) David Andrews, Kelly Wolf. Late-night work- AMC 71 231 rebuilds a demonic auto in Stephen King’s tale. ‘R’ (cc) (1:50) be loose near the farm. (TV14) treasure in the trash. (cc) ers find horror in a textile mill basement. ‘R’ (cc) (1:27) Rattlesnake Republic The Albino. Alaska Wildlife Troopers Fairbanks North Woods Law Warden War- Alaska Wildlife Troopers Fairbanks North Woods Law Busting poachers Rattlesnake Republic The Albino. AP 43 130 (TV14) Wildlife Troopers. (TVPG) riors. (TVPG) Wildlife Troopers. (TVPG) and “heater hunters.” (TVPG) (TV14) The Wendy Williams Show The Fat Albert ★★ (‘04) Kenan Thompson. Live action/animated. The The Mo’Nique Show (cc) (TV14) BET Inspiration (TVG) BET 56 270 Mommy Diet. (cc) (TVPG) cartoon character becomes real and helps a lonely teen. ‘PG’ Piers Morgan Tonight World Business Today (N) Piers Morgan Tonight CNN Saturday Morning (N) Sanjay Gupta, CNN Saturday Morning CNN 44 100 MD (N) 11:00 National Lampoon’s Van Ralphie May: Too Big to Ignore Dane Cook: ISolated INcident The 3:15 Artie Lange: Jack and Coke The comic per- Comedy Central Paid Paid COM 60 190 Wilder ★★ (‘02) ‘R’ (cc) (Cont’d) (TVMA) comic performs. (cc) (TV14) forms. (cc) (TVMA) Presents (TV14) 11:30 NBA Basketball Portland Trail Blazers at Chicago Bulls. Blazers Postgame Talkin Ball Paid Paid North Face Stompin’ Ground The Willis family CSN 37 77 (Cont’d) Masters competes in rodeos. Bering Sea Gold Next year’s dredg- Bering Sea Gold Unresolved griev- Bering Sea Gold Eureka! The crews Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid DISC 7 120 ing grounds auction. (TV14) ances boil over. (cc) (TV14) have a car accident. (TV14) Wizards of Wizards of Phineas and Ferb Phineas and Ferb Phineas and Ferb You Wish! ★★★ (‘03) A.J. Trauth. A teenager wish- Phineas and Ferb Phineas and Ferb Phineas and Ferb Phineas and Ferb DISN 41 250 Waverly Place Waverly Place (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) es that he didn’t have a younger brother. ‘TVG’ (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) 11:30 E! News Chelsea Lately Fashion Police (TV14) Chelsea Lately Chelsea Lately The E! True Hollywood Story Will Paid Paid Paid Paid E! 70 196 (Cont’d) Smith. Will Smith. (cc) (TV14) NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Philadelphia 76ers. SportsCenter (cc) SportsCenter (cc) SportsCenter (cc) SportsCenter (cc) ESPN 35 70 SportsCenter (N) (Live) (cc) SportsCenter (cc) NBA Basketball San Antonio Spurs at Oklahoma City Thunder. (N NBA Tonight (cc) College GameDay (cc) The Announce- ESPN2 36 74 Same-day Tape) ment Fresh Prince of Fresh Prince of Paid Paid Paid Paid The 700 Club Buddhism; difficul- Paid Paid Paid Paid FAM 39 199 Bel-Air Bel-Air ties of discipleship. (cc) (TVG) Red Eye (N) Special Report With Bret Baier The O’Reilly Factor (cc) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) FNC 48 118 Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Crave BBQ: Up Diners, Drive-Ins Diners, Drive-Ins Food Feuds Cake Rachael’s Vaca- Paid Paid FOOD 66 164 and Dives and Dives and Dives and Dives and Dives in Smoke. and Dives and Dives Feuds. tion Archer The Lim- Archer (TVMA) The Ultimate Fighter Live (TVPG) The Transporter 2 ★★ (‘05) Jason Statham, Amber Valletta. A for- Rescue Me Play. Tommy and Janet Paid Paid FX 53 53 ited. (TVMA) mer soldier tries to save a kidnapped boy. ‘PG-13’ (1:28) at Katy’s new school. (TVMA) 11:30 PGA Tour Golf Champions: Toshiba Classic, Paid Paid 19th Hole Golf Central Golf Central Golf Central 19th Hole Paid Paid GOLF 33 304 First Round. (Cont’d) The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Bob Newhart The Bob Newhart The Bob Newhart The Bob Newhart Frasier (cc) Frasier (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) I Love Lucy (cc) HALL 18 240 (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Show (TVG) Show (TVG) Show (TVG) Show (TVG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVG) (TVG) You Live in What? (cc) (TVG) House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters House Hunters: House Hunters: Paid Paid Paid Paid HGTV 67 165 (cc) (TVG) International International International Houseboat RV (cc) (TVG) 12:01 American Pickers Jim’s spec- 1:01 American Pickers Tricky Dick’s 2:01 American Pickers The guys 3:01 American Pickers The guys 4:02 Paid Paid Paid Paid HIST 50 128 tacular man-cave. (TVPG) Tennessee yard. (TVPG) freestyle in Iowa. (cc) (TVPG) spot a Cadillac for sale. (TVPG) 12:01 America’s Most Wanted (cc) 1:01 America’s Most Wanted (cc) 2:01 I Love You to Death (cc) 3:01 America’s Most Wanted (cc) 4:02 Paid Paid Paid Paid LIFE 69 140 (TV14) (TV14) (TVPG) (TV14) MSNBC Documentary MSNBC Documentary Hardball Weekend Your Business The Rachel Maddow Show Weekends With Alex Witt Live news Up W/Chris Hayes (N) MSNBC 128 103 coverage. (N) Lords of Dogtown ★★ (‘05) Emile Hirsch, Victor Rasuk. Californians Jersey Shore Deena faces a hard Jersey Shore We Are Family. Mike Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness MTV 63 210 pioneer a new style of skateboarding. ‘NR’ (1:51) truth. (cc) starts a rumor. (cc) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Friends (cc) Friends (cc) Friends Gang heads to Barbados Friends (cc) Friends (cc) Friends (cc) Friends (cc) Friends (cc) Friends (cc) Friends (cc) TBA NICK 40 252 (TV14) (TVPG) for a convention. (cc) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) (TVPG) (TVPG) WHL Hockey Seattle Thunderbirds at Spokane. Sounders FC 2012 Preseason Special Paid Hunting for the On the Trail TV ROOT 34 76 Dream A Bronx Tale ★★★ (‘93) Robert De Niro, Chazz Palminteri. A youth favors a flashy mobster over his Repo Games Repo Games Paid Paid Paid Paid SPIKE 57 54 hard-working dad. ‘R’ (2:02) (TVPG) (TVPG) Merlin Morgana & Helios plot Lost Girl Fae Day. The death of Monster Man Unique werewolf; Headless Horseman (‘07) Richard Moll, Billy Aaron Brown. Towns- Stargate Universe Light. (cc) SYFY 59 180 against Camelot. (cc) someone is predicted. (TVMA) makeup effects. folk plan to sacrifice teens to a mysterious horseman. (TVPG) The Mummy Returns ★★ (‘01) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz. Two evil forces pursue Spider-Man ★★★ (‘02) Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe. A bite from a mutant spider Married. . . With Married. . . With TBS 55 52 the son of adventurer Rick O’Connell. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (2:09) gives a teen unusual powers. ‘PG-13’ (2:01) Children (TVPG) Children (TVPG) Four Weddings Dena; Ashley; Say Yes to the Say Yes to the Four Weddings A countdown of Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid TLC 38 139 Shannon; Sarah. (cc) (TVPG) Dress: Atlanta Dress: Atlanta wedding missteps. (cc) (TVPG) 11:30 Pride ★★ (‘07) Terrence Howard, Bernie TNT Network Las Vegas Delinda’s Box. (Part 2 Las Vegas Meatball Montecito. Supernatural Comic book series. Smallville Harvest. Lois decides to TNT 54 51 Mac. ‘PG’ (cc) (Cont’d) Preview (cc) of 2) (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) (cc) (TV14) cover the Vigilante Act. (TV14) Ghost Adventures The team tries The Dead Files A violent history in Ghost Adventures The team Ghost Adventures The team goes Paid Paid Paid Paid TRAV 65 170 to solve a murder. (cc) a Florida home. (cc) (TVPG) explores a Slave House. (TVPG) into the Shanghai Tunnels. (TVPG) The King of The King of Roseanne (cc) The Nanny (cc) The Nanny (cc) The Nanny (cc) Three’s Company Three’s Company Three’s Company Roseanne (cc) Home Improve- Three’s Company TVLND 64 244 Queens (TVPG) Queens (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVG) (TVPG) ment (TVG) (TVG) Hasta Que el Dinero Nos Separe (N) Mañana Es Para Siempre (N) (SS) La Jaula (SS) Par de Ases (SS) Casos de Familia Judith Grace El Gordo y la Flaca (TVPG) Primer Impacto Noticiero Univi- UNI/47 31 16 (SS) (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) González. (SS) (TVPG) Extra sion: Nocturna Fairly Legal Satisfaction. (cc) In Plain Sight The Anti-Social Net- 16 Blocks ★★★ (‘06) Bruce Willis, Mos Def. A world-weary cop pro- Paid Paid Paid Paid USA 58 50 (TVPG) work. (cc) (TVPG) tects a witness from assassins. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:42) Jeepers Creepers ★★ (‘01) Gina Philips, Justin Long. Premiere. A Jeepers Creepers 2 ★★ (‘03) Ray Wise, Jonathan Breck. Premiere. Jump Start (TVPG) VH1 62 217 flesh-eating entity pursues sibling college students. ‘R’ (1:29) A winged creature terrorizes stranded high schoolers. ‘R’ (1:44) Futurama (cc) South Park (cc) South Park (cc) Mad About You Paid Paid Singsation! (cc) Adelante, Chicago Paid Paid Paid Paid WGN-A 9 9 (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) (cc) (TVPG) (TVG) (TVG) Eastbound & 12:45 Beatdown (‘10) Rudy Youngblood, Michael Bisping. Premiere. A 2:20 Universal Soldier ★★ (‘92) Jean-Claude Van 4:05 My Soul to Take ★ (‘10) Max Thieriot, John Magaro. A serial kill- HBO 551 401 Down (TVMA) former MMA champion and a street fighter try to win money. ‘R’ (cc) Damme, Dolph Lundgren. ‘R’ (cc) (1:44) er stalks seven children who were born on the same day. ‘R’ (cc) Boxing Jose Luis Araiza vs. The Hunted ★★ (‘03) Tommy Lee Jones. A retired 2:35 The Messenger ★★★ (‘09) Ben Foster, Woody Harrelson. A sol- The Ride (‘11) Phil Keoghan rides his bike across SHO 576 366 Randy Caballero. combat-trainer searches for a killer in Oregon. dier gets involved with a fallen comrade’s widow. ‘R’ (cc) (1:52) America. ‘NR’ (1:27) The Forgotten ★★ (‘04) Julianne Moore. A psychia- 1:35 Willard ★★ (‘03) Crispin Glover, R. Lee Ermey. A reclusive man 3:20 I’m With Lucy ★★ (‘02) Monica Potter. A New 4:55 How Do You Know ★★ (‘10) STRZ 534 340 trist tells a woman her dead son never existed. commands an army of rats. ‘PG-13’ (cc) (1:40) Yorker goes on five blind dates. ‘R’ (cc) (1:30) Reese Witherspoon. ‘PG-13’ (cc) 11:30 She Freak ★ (‘67) Claire Berserk ★★ (‘67) Joan Crawford. A British circus is 2:45 Live and The Key ★★ (‘34) William Powell, 4:15 My Wild Irish Rose ★★ (‘47) Dennis Morgan, Arlene Dahl. Irish TCM 501 230 Brennen. ‘NR’ (Cont’d) plagued by a series of bizarre murders. ‘NR’ (cc) Learn Edna Best. ‘NR’ (1:22) balladeer Chauncey Olcott’s life in 1890s New York. ‘NR’ (cc)