Delayed evaluation forms to be distributed Friday by Amy Grossman "We gave (the printers) five or Kennedy said. Former Chairman because the members felt that the volunteered about four weeks into More than a week late, teaching six weeks' time, but apparently Charles Stewart, who had led the burden would have been too great. the semester." evaluation forms will be in the there was a lot of new artwork that committee for the past two years, However, Stewart commented, The teaching evaluation forms classrooms by early next week, had to be done, and it just took and who had supervised the "It's been a relief being off the are much shorter this year, according to Dr. Ken Kennedy, extra time," added Kennedy. preparation of the new evaluation committee," adding that "it's just consisting of 13 mark-sense form chairman of the Committee on "Some classes which end now are forms, was not asked by the standard University Council questions and one essay Undergraduate Teaching. The xeroxing original forms to University Council to serve practice to rotate chairmanships evaluation. The old evaluations forms have been substantially distribute." The xeroxed forms another term. every few years." "were too long, and people didn't changed from ones used in the will have to be hand-transcribed to Kennedy feels that Stewart To replace Stewart, Dr. Charles bother turning them in," past. the printed mark-sense sheets. would have accepted the Garside was asked to be committee commented Dr. Franz Brotzen. Because of administrative mix- Part of the delay is attributable chairmanship had it been offered chairman, but he declined. The teaching committee has also ups, the new forms were sent to the to changes in the leadership of the to him—"he was geared up to do "Somehow (the appointment) got taken the opportunity to institute Chicago printing house late. "I'm Undergraduate Teaching it"—and that he would have been lost in the shuffle over the summer, several procedural changes in the catching some heat for this, as I Committee. "We didn't have a "more capable," but the Council so we started the year without a evaluation system, in accordance should," Kennedy said. chairman for a long time," decided not to ask him, apparently chairman," Kennedy said. "I with a recommendation voted by the Faculty Council in March. The credibility of the old system was suffering because of the possibility of abuse, according to Stewart. Teachers are to select a day for evaluation and announce that day to their class in advance. Students Volume 67, number 17 1HRESHEThursday, NovembeRr 29, 1979 are allowed about twenty minutes at the beginning of the class to complete forms. Students who Hackerman names Holt interim proctor wish to take longer than the Dr. Edward C. Holt, associate Carrington said of the cation is that the proctor should be knowing what he was doing." allotted time may obtain a form at professor of engineering, will be appointment. "I've worked with "a person whose judgement would "He's a grouch on the outside, an earlier time and bring it the acting proctor for next Dr. Holt before, and I think he's a not be affected by not being liked," but nice on the inside," commented completed to class. All forms must semester. President Norman very fine person. I think he'll do an Brown said. another pupil, "and he goes by the be turned in at the same time, in a Hackerman chose Holt from a list excellent job." Student evaluations of Holt are book." sealed envelope. of three candidates prepared for Holt will meet with Honor mixed. One student felt that Holt is However, another student said. In previous semesters, errors him by Dean of Undergraduate Council members and repre- "capable. He impressed me as see Proctor, page 6 see Evaluation, page 5 Affairs Katherine Brown. sentatives from other campus Holt, a teacher at Rice for 23 groups before the end of the years, is a faculty associate of Sid semester in order to acquaint Richardson College and has served himself with the procedural details TexPIRG funding threatened for the past two years as a member of the chief disciplinary officer's by Allison Foil of the Committee on Examin- portion. Future university collection of ations and Standing. Brown declined to state Holt's funds for Rice's TexPIRG is The appointment was made special qualifications for the post, uncertain, pending a decision in after Proctor Sam Carrington but she noted that the proctor the next two months by President announced his intention to resign "should be a person who is Norman Hackerman. at the end of this semester in order interested with student affairs, Last year, Rice students voted a to concentrate on his work as involved in the college system, and refundable tax on themselves to acting librarian. interested in students." support TexPIRG as a member a ^,, "I'm quite delighted," Another important qualifi- organization of the Student Association, l'n April, however, the administration revealed that the tax couid only be collected with Dayan praises U.S the approval of Dr. Hackerman. "Dr. Hackerman doesn't feel that TexPIRG is an all-university- TexPIRG eodirecfors Rosenthal, Kirkland ph>u h tvayne r*r*-< serving organization," said Dean of Undergraduate Affairs Research Group (Tex- office in the Rice Katherine Brown. "Although PIRG), as voted on bv Memorial Center. many organizations on the Rice student referendum las) The administration indicated in campus are very beneficial and spring. Refunds of this May that after the 1979-80 school serve a definite purpose, it is not portion of the blanket year there would be no university * the University's job to collect fees tax will be made on collection of TexPIRG fees for them," she noted. request to the TexPIRG wTcxPIRG, page 5 "University collection of money in support of the RPC, the Thresher, the Campanile, and the Roth will leave MOB Colleges has been approved The Thresher learned yesterday comment, but his son David because these activities have been that MOB director Bert Roth confirmed that the rumor he would judged to contribute directly to the plans to retire, probably at the end be retiring is correct. educational purposes of the of next semester. University, not simply because the Besides being MOB director, Roth has been director of the RPC, the Thresher, and Roth is principal of Wainwright Rice Band since 1969 and has the Campanile are SA Approved Elementary School and plans to photo by Wayne Derrick watched the Band grow from a Former Defense Minister Moshe Dayan and affiliated student organi- take early retirement from HISD poorly supported student by Rolf Asphaug Jimmy Carter's refusal to zations, " said Brown in an April at the end of the year. organization into one of the most Praising the U.S. for its firmness negotiate for the hostages was 24 letter to Steve Kirkland, popular organizations on campus. in the ongoing crisis in Iran and for endorsed by Dayan. He compared Chairman of TexPIRG. Roth is expected to make his Presently, eight percent of Rice's formal announcement this its attempts to bring peace to the the actions of Iran's "so-called The University collected fees for undergraduates are MOB weekend There has been no Middle East, former Israeli students" with those of anti- TexPIRG for the 1979-1980 school members. speculation as vet about a possible Defense Minister Moshe Dayan Israeli terrorists: "In both cases year only because the Cashier's Roth couid not be reached for successor. called for a permanent American they just want to blackmail... Iam billing forms had already been military presence in the area in a very glad that the reactions in both printed, Brown said in a May 3 speech sponsored by the Rice cases are also similar." memo to Kirkland. To be included Program Council Monday night. "You are the United States of in every billing was a slip reading: "You must have some military America, not just small Israel, and Two dollars of the forces in the Middle East so that I respect very much your decision mandatory blanket tax is the countries will take you not to give in," Dayan said to the a refundable fee in seriously," Dayan told about 250 applause of the sparse audience. support of the Rice listeners in the Music Hall. "The Dayan aimed most of his organization of the problem that you face now is to criticism not on the radical Arabs Texas Public Interest * * 11 have the instruments for minor themselves but on the Soviet warfare—for minor incidents— Union, which he believes has w [in the area]," he said. fomented and armed the fanatical Election "If at any time you need any Moslems. It is to counter Soviet Israeli facilities for your troops, influence that Dayan wants The second attempt to elect a you will get what you are after... American troops stationed in the Senior Honor Council You will have no problem with Middle East. "It is in the interests if Representative will take place Israel about that," Dayan the entire free world," Dayan said tomorrow. Norby Foss faces predicted. of such an American presence. Tom Meehan. Roth (inset) and his creation photos by Wunder wo

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Houstonians, demonstrating against the holding of American hostages, seemed to believe that America is represented by Old Glory, John Wayne and dead Iranians. Spanning the hedges by David Dow blind sycophants have chided the the Americans. They demand that Surviving institutions By the time you read this the U.S. as being militarily impotent. we turn over the Shah before they Iranian situation may be resolved. We could not, they taunt, release the hostages. For the US to Institutions are marvelous things. They maintain Then again it may not be. There's penetrate Iran's borders and free comply with the ultimatum really no telling how long we will structure when it seems impossible; they provide continuity the hostages if we wanted to. The would establish a disastrous be able to play armchair diplomats Iranians do not know that even a precedent by dealing with in a world whose only steady characteristic is a naughty because its not safe to assume that paper tiger will tolerate terrorists, and heinous activities habit of unravelling along its seams. any degree of careful diplomacy is harassment only so long. It is time and blackmail would proliferate There is a catch, however. Institutional pretzel logic often going to persuade a gang of to react. uncontrollably. But we can give in insists that adherence to forms and rules is more important fanatical fools to release their without giving in. Kidnap 60 Iranians. To be just, than real achievement. Universities are institutions par hostages in the next few days or we can make sure to imprison 60 weeks. But for now, this crisis gives Kill the Shah. He will die very excellence, and this one is no different. Rice provides a who fervently hate the Shah and us a chance to sit back and posit soon anyway from cancer, and he valuable structure for learning, but it is all too easy to play endorse the action of their fellow some interesting hypothetical has volunteered to return to Iran this game exactly by Rice's rules. Wefnust remember that Shiite Moslems. Get the ones who solutions. where he would certainly be we can get far more out of an institution than it seems willing think the Americans deserve to be executed after a bogus trial. His to provide by having the imagination—the ability to The way I see it, two schemes hostages. Everyone loves the death is inevitable. The CIA could dream—to see what the institution can provide which is of have the greatest chances for opportunity to practice what he secretly finance a radical Moslem special interest to us. success, short of the extremes of preaches. who would break into the Shah's ignoring the situation entirely or residence or hospital room and "I visited Rice University recently and talked to some This solution presumes that the launching an immediate military assassinate him. Better yet, the students about what they wanted from life," writes Bill Iranian kidnappers feel an affinity response. execution could take place while Broyles (Rice '66) in the December Texas Monthly. "What or commitment to their comrades, the Shah is en route to Mexico. Solution number one would that they would be willing to trade troubled me was not that they didn't have any illusions, but That way the whole affair could be make use of the Iranians living in that they didn't seem to have any dreams, either." our guys for theirs. Even if they conveniently captured by the the U.S., although we would not If you do nothing more than the minimum here you will refused to go along, we could use media on videotape. want to over-react the way we did the Iranians as security: if an graduate and probably find a good job. But I hardly need to 38 years ago. When America American gets killed, an Iranian The Iranians would have say that this is a terrific waste. There are opportunities here declared war on Japan alter their student goes. Afterall, the Western nothing to demand. The life they for individual study, for concentrating your attention on an the surprise attack on Pearl political tradition adheres to the seek would be terminated. We may f unusual set of problems which cut across departmental Harbor she surrendered part o her teaching of the Bible, not the or may not choose to ship the iines, for exposing yourself to a richness of experience and rationality. Paranoia led officials Koran. A life for a life. Moslems the corpse; that does not points of view that even many of the faculty have closed to lock up Japanese-Americans in seem particularly germane. The The moral objections do not concentration camps in the radicals would see their tormentor themselves to by burying themselves in their departments. seem compelling. Still, the plan interior of the U.S. We treated the dead, and we would secure the More important than this, it is vital to learn now how to may suffer from logistical Americans of Japanese ancestry hostages' safety. deal with institutions, for this skill will be a key to happiness difficulties or, alternatively, the unjustly; they did nothing to Iranians we kidnap may be so Ultimately the Iranians may throughout life for people like us. If you go to work as a provoke the wrath of our dedicated that they commit suicide harm or refuse to release the professional of some sort or as a scientist, your best work government, nor did they — snatching the very lives we need Americans no matter what we do. will involve finding new answers to old problems. And no demonstrate in favor of the as collateral from our grasp. So we In that event, Carter may consider matter what you do for a living, a freshness of attitude Emperor's strategy. History has need a backup plan. a full military response — an toward the world will be a cornerstone of a pleasant and scorned this baseless act of The second possible solution option certain to foster his re- jingoism. interesting life. assumes that the Iranians truly election. But by anyone's — Matt Muller In contrast, the Iranians have want the Shah and that that is the standards, we ought to try these provoked us. Khomeini and his sole reason for the kidnapping of alternatives first.

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To the Editor: only be interpreted as open Death to the Shah! especially for gay people. In community as a whole. In keeping Last week's Thresher ran an approval! As such the American Allah Akhbar, God is swell! addition to the usual problems, with this goal, we welcome all article which explained the causes people must be condemned as SRC gay students must come to terms interested people to come to our for throwing out the Senior Honor accessories to the deposed Shah's with themselves and adjust to next meeting, Sunday, December Council election (Senate Junks heinous crimes. Your hands are To the Editor: living in a predominately 2, at 2 pm. Call 669-8367 for Election — November 20). The stained with the blood of Recently, a number of Rice heterosexual (and often details. article was for the most part thousands! Let history judge! Let students and alumni have seen the homophobic) world. Jeff Brooks '82 accurate, but tended to cite only the murderous Shah stand in the need to form the Rice Gay and We have organized a social, Ray Ellersick '82 the Brown elections chairmen as dock for all to see! Deport the Lesbian Support Group. All of us service, and support group. We Paul Graves '82 having erred. The total fault vile Shah! have felt a sense of isolation at one hope to foster communication and David Koks '81 should not be attributed solely to Our beloved homeland has time or another. College life is understanding between Rice gay Jeremy Miller '84 Brown. There should have been already been sullied by derelict difficult for evervone. but people and the university Michael Raybuck '75 some sort of follow-up procedure western materialism. The capitalist to make sure each chairman vampires have already drunk received their ballots. Therefore mightily the blood of the toiling I assume full responsibility for masses. We plea to your DOONESBURY there not being such a procedure, sensibilities. Give us the no good GREAT! I THINK IT'LL C'MON, MAN. THE > OKAY, OKAY, I'LL BE UH..I MAY HAVE which undoubtedly would have animal responsible for this sick LAWYER DOESNTWANT DOWN IN A MINUTE. BUT BE WORTH YOUR TIME, HELD IT UP TO >VU WANT avoided the series of events which degeneration. Let the immoral TO START THE. REAPING ONLY TO MAKE SURE YOU IF YOU KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT THE LIGHT DUR THE LAETRILE OF THE WILL UNTIL PEOPLE PONT DISMAN- I MEAN, MAN THE WILL ING REHEARSAL. FARM PRETTY led to the rejection of the election cretin taste the end of the knout! YOU'RE THERE. TLE THE HOUSE. WAS SEALED, BAD, PON T results. I also extend my firmest As the most holy Koran says: "The BRENNER. YOU, MAN: apologies to the Honor Council for unbeliever quickly finds Allah the inconveniences which have when he meets up with the end of a resulted from the delays. In the fist." Give us the chance to beat the future there will be meetings prior truth into our own people. We to each election to distribute the shall enforce moral decency! We ballots and answer questions shall stamp out the cancer of concerning election procedures. western-style democracy! Our Bruce Davies country must go back to basics! Chairman, Down with disruptive literature! Boo to liquor! Ban sex! Heavy OKAY, IF EVERYONE HAS I'M T.F. BANNON, COUNSEL IT IS MY UNHAPPY TASK TO STILL NO WORD S.A. Elections Committee SOMETHING TO PRINK, IV FOR THE FIRM OF TORTS, BE HERE TODAY TO REAP FROM THE DE- NOT A petting on the first date is a SIN UKE TO GET THI5 SHOW TARTZ AND TORQUE, AND THE WILL OF MR. DUKE, WHO CEASED YET, PEEP, MAN. AGAINST GOD! Death to the ON THE ROAD. PERSONAL ATTORNEY FOR IS..UH.. PRESUMED PEAD RIGHT? LET'S DO Proclamation / AMBASSADOR AT THIS TIME. IT WE, the revolutionary tribunal badly dressed Shahina and two i/ DUKE. of the Student Revolutionary Shahettes!! Down with evolution! Council, proclaim death to the Up in smoke! Give a hoot!!! murdering jackal-headed Shah! We ask you the American Voices from the grave demand people, as fellow human beings to retribution! Such crimes against join us in our struggle in the name humanity cannot, and will not go of religious narrow-mindedness. unpunished! Through CIA We can no longer be silenced! As sponsorship the puppet Shah stole your Patrick Henry once freedom from the masses. With said: 'Give me liberty or give me a YOU MIGHT active U.S. military support the break!' We must kill the Shah REALLY? I WAS FIRST YOU A SAY THAT. I HAVE YOU ASSIGNED TO HUWM US SORT OF FRIEND WORK FOR THE fascist Shah tried to destroy 4,000 before he dies of cancer! Force KNOWN HIS CASE THE END OF OF THE INTERNAL REV- 7 PUKE LONG IN 1963. UP? AN ERA. years of beloved customs and your President Carter, the Great : FAMILY? ENUE SERVICE \ I culture — only to replace it with White Leech, to listen to the will of much-hated western values — destiny. Let us together turn back while the American people the hands of time. Forward into remained silent. This silence can the past! Long live the Ayatollah! 111111II1111111111111111II || Lz ^llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll I A

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To the Editor: Anna and Nora did, however, We offer discounts to the latest Stan Barber — ACUI Com- Dan Jacobs — Baker organize a successful TGIF and I in movies around the city, and petition This letter is in response to the Alan McKay — Will Rice owe them a lot of gratitude for most of the films originally Cynthia Sommerville — Tickets two students who voiced their Kevin McCoy — Sid Rich their perserverance in the face of scheduled this year have appeared Tom Lloyd — Publicity complaint about the publicity for Mohit Nanda — Lovett apathy. on TV. If you ask most of the Bart Legum — p b Enter- the bonfire and the Rice Program u Bob Keezal — Weiss college film chairmen, you will also tainment Council itself. Had the RPC been engaged with Ed Poole — Hanszen helping in the bonfire much find that movies are a financial Dori Kerpan — Jones I've checked with each chairman First, about that bonfire and pep sooner, I believe we would have disaster, and anyone with a sense Maya Badachhape—Brown and none of them have heard of rally. Two social chairmen from had enough help and publicity, but of economics knows the effect on you two. But I'm sure they would different colleges had volunteered the two persons in charge did not an already saturated market. If you feel that you don't know like to, if you're willing to offer all responsibility for building and desire this. what's going on or would like to organizing a bonfire through the What the RPC does depends your services. see something done on campus, athletic office of the Owls' football Since the beginning of the more on those who are willing to The RPC like many organ- these are the people to talk to. If team. The RPC had no knowledge semester, we at the RPC have participate than on money, iaztions on campus, constantly you don't feel your rep is doing of it until a month before the worked hard to present to Rice though. Scholastics is an all too suffers from lack of active support. enough to keep you informed, tell Homecoming weekend, when the entertainment and enlightenment common excuse for avoiding clubs We also suffer the unneeded him or her. Owls' PR man, Joe Castigliano, in areas other than what is and other aspects of social life. The problem of being attacked by We really want to do as much as informed me that they (the two presently offered by colleges. It is RPC has eight hardworking colleges whose sense of is humanly possible for Rice, and chairmen) were doing all the work. not now, nor will it be the practice committee chairmen who are in fraternalism keeps them from even then some, but we can't do They obviously did not want the of the Council to compete with constant need of volunteers. They accepting us as a university-wide anything without the community's help/'interference of the RPC since colleges in activity-related fields. are: institution. support. Many people have complained they returned none of our calls. We have eight college Don't let books interfere with about the cancellation of the RPC Lisa Willis — Concerts Committee representatives with the your education. Get involved and film series. Yet when one looks at a However, the RPC social Anna Unterberger and Nora responsibility of attending stop complaining. committee under Nora Feibleman calendar, one finds at least three Feibleman — Social Committee meetings and insuring that their and Anna Unterberger, did films a week. To maintain a film Gloria Meckel — Cultural respective colleges are kept Chris Montgomery series is to add to an already organize the rest of the pep rally. Committee properly informed of what the President, We enlisted the aid of the Rice glutted market. Hubie Holmes — Student Services RPC is doing. They are: Rice Program Council Rally Club for stage set-up, held a TGIF and banner-making contest, and worked with Joe to get the Beyond the hedges team and Ray Alborn there. by David Butler Organization and Management You'll be dealing with this sort of were disappointed at the low We were prohibited from Ten years ago, Yale first and a consultant on affirmative thing all your lives, so you'd best turnout, but pleased that "students advertising the rally since the admitted women as undergraduate action policies, advocated shut up and learn to accept it." voted to give it a try." administration and the fire students. After ten years as a coed "incremental reform" as the best Students and administrators The UT student government, marshal had not yet given school, conferences on women at way to break down traditionally argued that today's Yalies, male which in its old structure was part approval for the bonfire and we Yale have concluded that the male-dominated institutions. and female, are every bit as of the university administration, weren't sure what the two college milleniuni has still not arrived. A second conference, sponsored studious as their predecessors, and was abolished after critics argued social chairmen were doing. "Women at Yale: Transitions," a by the Association of Yale that the myth of Yale "as one big that the government had no power conference for women sponsored Alumni, focused on the changes orgy. . . simply isn't true." And the and was "a breeding ground for Five days before the rally was to by the Yale Dean's office, coeducation has brought to Yale. Yale Daily News (run by its first political hacks and resume take place, I was notified by Joe approached the questions of Many older alumni expressed woman editor in 101 years) padders." David Haug, UT law that the two social chairmen had women at Yale and their career lingering hostility at the changes commented: "Yale women have student and a former senator, abandoned the bonfire because choices after graduation. More made at Yale, shock at the idea of proven that they can succeed in the opposed the resurrection plan, they "could not get anyone to than 250 women attended the coed bathrooms which exist in mold ot Yale men. Perhaps women stating that "even if God and Jesus help." I didn't want to cancel the conference, and many discussed some Yale dorms, and acceptance at Yale should go beyond that Christ and a choir of archangels rally so, in a last minute blitz, the the need for a system comparable of the old status quo as the most now." came down as the student RPC college reps made dinner to the "old-boy" network of Yale desirable manner of living. Told of *** government nothing could be announcements and tried to enlist alumni which has traditionally the establishment of a grievance Students at the University of accomplished. . When the the aid of friends for the activity. helped graduates find their way in committee at Yale to deal with Texas have voted to start efforts to Students' Association was Two days later our roster of help the business world. Keynote questions of sexual harassment, revive the UT student government, abolished, it was costing us stood at four people, hardly speaker Rosabeth Moss Kanter, a one aged alum snapped, Myou girls which was abolished in spring $45,000 and giving us nothing. I enough to accomplish anything. professor at Yale's School of don't need a grievance committee. 1978. The students voted to set up think we've proved we can get a constitutional convention to nothing for less than that." develop a structure and Following the referendum constitution for a new results, pro-government or- government. ganizers are now preparing the Nearly 3,200 students — about 8 format for the constitutional percent of the UT student body — convention, which they expect to voted in the election; those that be held next semester. voted approved the convention Jones Graduate School of Administration proposal by a 2-1 margin. 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The Rice Thresher, November 29, 1979. page 4 Evaluation forms... Vandals continue continued from page I "There is no formula that we use salary increases," claimed Stewart. damaging lights were made because "we got sheets in considering a teacher's tenure or However, he would not specify Student vandals are con- Each bulb costs $35 to replace, from all over the place at different promotion," said Brotzen, who is which departments use the tributing to the safety problem at according to Campus Business times," Kennedy said. Also, "There involved in promotion decisions as evaluations in that manner. Rice by systematically stealing or Manager Russell Pitman. Pitman was well-documented evidence of a University Council member. destroying expensive parts to could not understand why students at least one teacher who altered his "The whole thing is very flexible. Finally, the forms are valuable sodium-vapor sidewalk lights. would destroy a "key element to teacher evaluation forms by In a school the size of Rice, we for teacher self-improvement. "I At least four lights, including any security effort here." writing in extra comments," noted can't afford to have a scholar who threw out a text because of the two along the new path to the gym, Pitman, terming the situafion "a Stewart. can't teach. But publications, students' comments," noted have had their ornamental tops big Donnybrook," asks that the Not only teachers were university service, and teaching geology professor Clark, "though I stolen. The tops protect the bulbs ornamental tops to the lights be suspected of abusing the old evaluations are all considered." know I'll never be able to solve from rain, which will otherwise returned anonymously to any procedure: "Some teachers were "Some departments use the some problems—like organi- crack a lit bulb. campus office. afraid that students who didn't like evaluation forms for determining zation." them would write extra evaluation forms," said Kennedy. RPC may add bus to Bloomfield to speak In addition, some students were Lawyer-Historian Maxwell H. annual Harold E. and Margeret H. afraid that teachers would read expand spring ski trip Bloomfield III, chairman of the Rorschach Memorial Lecturer in their evaluations before grades Demand for places on the RPC come, first served basis. History Department at Catholic Legal History. Dr. Rorschach, a were turned in. "There has been no spring break trip has been brisk. The $299 package deal includes University of America, Wash- member of the university's physics evidence of this," said Stewart. The first bus is now filled, but trip all transportation to, from and in ington, D.C., will discuss "Law faculty, established the lectures in Faculty members insist that organizer Hubie Holmes says if the Purgatory resort area, and Lawyers in American Popular honor of his parents who died in student evaluations are important demand is sufficient he will charter accomodations, ski rentals and lift Culture," at 8 pm, December 3 in 1977. The senior Rorschach was a in the overall teacher evaluation a second bus. tickets. The fee does not include 301 Sewall Hall. prominent Tulsa lawyer with a process. The evaluations affect the cost of food, but there are The sign-up deadline for the trip The lecture is open to the pubic- keen interest in legal history. tenure decisions, salary increases, is December 7, at the S.A. office. kitchens in the lodgings at the free of charge. Bloomfield, born in Galveston and teaching methods, they say. Spaces will be offered on a first resort. Bloomfield is Rice's third in 1931, graduated from Rice in 1952 and from Harvard Law School in 1957. He received his TexPIRG tax status questioned. doctorate in history from Tulane continued from page 1 prescription drugs, hosting of voluntary." professional to help us. The guy we University in 1962. without the approval of the speakers Paul Davis on "energy TexPIRG is now seeking have now has a ridiculously low President. recovery and Spencer Gardner on clarification of its status as a salary, but he works harder than Collection of TexPIRG fees for consumer fraud, and operating a blanket tax entity. "Remembering anyone I know," said Kirkland. :YOU SAVE the next school year must be complaint and consumer the confusion on our part last year, "Another example of a money- approved by February 1 so that information center. we would like to do all we can to consuming project is the planned : $1.00 forms can be printed up. Continuing and upcoming avoid similar problems this year," solar energy conference this * Less than 2 percent of the projects that TexPIRG is planning said Kirkland in a letter to spring." students have requested refunds include an auto repair class next Director of Student Activities * When you treat this semester. "The fact that so few semester, a candidate forum, and a Bonnie Heliums Tuesday. "For the past several years, * yourself people have requested refunds solar energy seminar next March. Without blanket tax funding TexPIRG has had no funds, and indicates to me that there is general * to any large Kirkland has also compiled a TexPIRG could still run a more has not done much. This year we support for TexPIRG," said * statement of purposes and limited program. "We could still have funding and we have new Kirkland. "Listening to « 'Hand thrown New York objectives for the Rice chapter of do Thresher articles and surveys," projects and a lot more people are conversations about TexPIRG's * style pizza TexPIRG. Among the objectives said Brunn. "This would be interested," said Kirkland. activities and Thresher columns listed are, "to serve as an information that the students *Deep pan Chicago tells me that Rice people feel educational medium for students could use." style pizza (also available i positive toward TexPIRG, not actively involved through 100% whole wheal crust) "Without the blanket tax "O Son of Spirit! My first 1 apathetic." research, problem analysis and funding, the activities ofTexPIRG counsel is this: Possess a There is speculation that solution, and application of would be greatly hindered," said pure, kindly and radiant President Hackerman has not classroom learning." TexPIRG Kirkland. "We have to have some heart, that thine may be a Present this ad for approved collection because "he is provides services to the students by money to do anything." sovereignty ancient, $1.00 discount concerned that collection of "promoting professionalism 4.• imperishable and <0 TexPIRG funds would imply among students, by promoting "We need to keep up the office, everlasting." D E O sanction of TexPIRG's position on consideration of alternative which includes stationery, stamps, —Baha'u'Uah (Offer good Nov. 8—Dec 21) various issues," Kirkland said in a solutions before making decisions, office supplies, and a telephone." 2111 NORFOLK November memo to members. keeping the students informed of said Brunn. Money is also needed Rice Bahn'i Assoc. "I am very sorry if the University the latest developments of various for publication of survey results. Discussions Mondays at S.SHEPERD fields, and through research and feels that there are any political "Without money we would not 7:30 pm. Rayzor 320 523-0800 overtones that cast a bad light on analysis." be able to hire an experienced the university and the adminis- Lack of funding is nothing new tration," said Liz Heitman, former to TexPIRG. Funds were collected Head of the TexPIRG State Board by negative checkoff on students' and TexPIRG coordinator. registration, then by positive December Exhibit "Our purpose is not to avoid checkoff. Several years ago, controversy, but to clarify issues," checkoff fell below a certain said Lisa Brunn, TexPIRG percentage and funding was parliamentarian. stopped. Last year, when A special collection of rare In an effort to prove their TexPIRG was granted member- effectiveness as a student-serving ship in the Student Association, it Alice in Wonderland organization to the adminis- became legally eligible for tration, TexPIRG has compiled a inclusion in the blanket tax. books and ephemera. list of recent activities which "The blanket tax was a much include surveys on banking easier way to collect the fee than policies, local gas prices, price negative checkoff," said Edward comparison among the Campus Potter, Rice Cashier, "but I know Store and local establishments and that all the students don't support General Stock of Used Books upcoming surveys on airfare and it, and I think it should be Literary First Editions Fine Bindings Search service YOUDONT for out-of print books NEED CLASSES to enjoy a Tecate Trio Bravo. Just take an icy red can of Tecate Beer imported from Mexico Detering Book Gallery and top it with lemon and salt. 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GSA standing committees. These need some input and volunteers. If Lovett Wiess The Graduate Student include Affirmative Action, interested, contact Brian Dr. Rathjen will speak on Notice to those who want to Association held their monthly Campus Safety, Computers, Whitehead, (ext. 3633, Space " Assertiveness and Social move off campus: If you are meeting Thursday before last. Library, Public Lectures, Science) or your representative. Interaction" Thursday night at presently on campus and want to Several committees presented their Religions Activities, Research Jones 6:30 in Lyle's. move off next semester, you need reports. In order to evaluate the Council, Student Affairs, Student Stop for a moment and vote Sign up by November 30 for the to notify the Wiess College necessity for graduate student Financial Aid, Student Health, tomorrow. The election is for the Alley Theatre Party (Agatha Secretary by Friday, November housing, a questionnaire was University Council, University Senior Honor Council Represen- Christie's Black Coffee) on 30. Also you need to submit this presented by the Space Review Board, and Under- tative as well as for another December 4. Tickets are $2.50, and same info, to the registrar by Committee. All graduate students graduate Teaching. If you are at all infamous Jones Referendum. dessert follows at Lovett House. Friday to avoid a late fee. If you should be receiving this from their interested, contact Curt Jacobson We need nice ladies to serve the There will be a study break for are off campus and want to move representative some time before (ext. 4847, Behavioral Science). gentlemen of Wiess college at their juniors December 4. on, please contact Leon Dure or the next meeting. Your response is Upcoming events include: college night on Friday, December Deadlines: Cly at 526-3918. "Christmas Party, December 8 needed. 7. Be sure to sign up if you'd like 1) See Mrs. Paine by December College Night sign-up will be •Possibilitv of a semi-formal The GSA needs volunteers to this aesthetic pleasure as well as ten I if you plan to move off campus Monday, December 3 at 11:45 am, dance to be held in the spring. We serve on various University dollars and a bottle of wine.... next semester. so start camping out at 6 am, 2) See Robin Shaw, Paul Hayter George. or Jim Autrey by December 1 if Movie time: Ron Ehmke finally you want your smiling face in the talked, so this is it. Sunday, Campanile. December 2 at 8 and 10:30 pm Sid Richardson Wiess will show Fellini's $Vi— an Tomorrow night, the 30th, SRC Italian movie, so you know there will be putting on a show for all will be lots of sex and violence. you movie buffs. We present Next week, on December 9, will be Midnight Cowboy in the SRC The Marx Brothers' Duck Soup, a Commons. Show times are 7:30,10 classic. The review by Dr. Doom and, of course, midnight. Cost is said, "Not any pulmonary small, like 75c. punches, but enough slapping Sunday, December 2, is the SRC around to keep me happy." This Christmas Tree Decorating and will show at 8 and 10 pm. Both Associates Party. The party will be movies are free. at 8 pm in the Sid Rich Lobby. Speaking of Dr. Doom, the Singing, eating, and other yuletide Wiess College road trip to Free Pizza chaos will be among the festivities. Houston Wrestling is tomorrow, Come on out and deck the halls. Friday is the 30th. Anyone who Buy one pizza, next smaller size free. A previously unscheduled TGIF wants a ringside seat will have to was worked into the social pay $5.50. It is worth the price, as With this coupon, buy any giant, large or medium size pizza at calendar by our leaders. The TG you get to see Wahoo McDaniel, regular menu price and get your second pizza of the next smaller will be Friday, December 7 (the Danny Valentine, Mad Moose size with equal number of ingredients, up to three ingredients, last day of classes). McNamara, and maybe even Dr. free. Present this rounon with guest check. On a more serious note, Kay Doom, if you check the local bail Valid thru Dec.6, 1979 9 needs to know by December 1 if bond office. Be sure and bring your Coupon not valid with Gourmet Piizas Wfjf *f*t I you are planning to live on or off cheap cigars and "Cat Diesel campus next semester. Let her Power" caps. P.S.: for info on seats know or face the possibility of and times, contact Leon at 526- commuting from Baytown daily. 3918. New Proctor... Pizza inn continued from page I Brown said she received "He makes it so you're afraid to informal suggestions from other ask questions. He sort of ridicules people, and considered her own you. I'm sort of afraid of him." candidates as well, before talking 7919 GREENBRIAR AT OST Holt said he will "continue to to six or seven people, of whom teach the same courses I have in the three were interested in the a past" while serving as acting position. proctor. Later this spring Carrington Carrington notified University may decide to reapply for the officials in mid-October that he proctorship, once a permanent wished to resign his post as librarian has been hired. "I'd be proctor. Brown then asked the happy for him to continue,* Brown Committee of Masters and said. Otherwise a full-fledged Presidents and the Committee on search for a new proctor will be Student Affairs to submit instituted. nominations for an acting proctor "Certainly Dr. Holt would be THE WORLD'S LARGEST NIGHTCLUB for the spring semester. considered if he's interested," Brown said, as would be the other ASSOCIATED two finalists. SECRETARIAL Brown expressed surprise at the SERVICE reaction by student groups when asked to consider candidates for $1.10 per page and up. the acting proctorship. Statements GILLEY'S Presents• •• Extensive Experience such as, "It's a terrible job to fill; in Dissertation/Thesis who would want to take it?" were Equation/Statistical typical, she said. Legal/Resumes/General "There are very positive aspects 2929 Buffalo Speedway to that position," Brown noted. Suite 203 960-9618 "The person who fills that role is Evenings, weekends: going to command a lot of respect Thursday, Nov. 29 from students and the whole 780-3838, 771-7483 campus."

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RICE CfllTIPUS STORE n III! Illlllllllll IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT So, she finally did it. The girl who was going to last a lifetime just dropped you like a hot spud. She punctured your heart like a ten-cent balloon and left it lying on the Carnival Boardwalk. Suddenly life's a bad joke and you've been elected the punchline. What will you do? What can you do? For starters, moron, you can put that gun down! It won't solve anything, it'll make one hell of a mess, and besides, the goo on the page will prevent someone else from reading this natty article entitled... The Gentleman's Guide to Being Jilted by Cates Baldridge and Richard Miller

No matter how you took the poison, your guts are 2) It was all your fault. If you really believe that, go But First, a Word from the Desk. hanging out just the same. You need relief, and back to Immediate Action Step Number 7 and repeat brother, you need it fasti until you wise up. Editor's note: The following article popped out of the woodwork a few weeks back when our real-world 3) You should have seen it coming long ago. Come on! You were blindsided by the linebacker of love and editor, David Butler, was burrowing through his Immediate Action Steps thrown for a twenty-yard loss. If you could have seen files. He suggested that we run it for the amusement "J \Get a grip on yourself! Not down there, fool, it coming, you wouldn't be sitting there now looking of the Rice community—while taking pains to JL / people are watching. Take our word for it, it's still like a worked-over Jerry Lewis poster child. explain that he liked the writing, but didn't there. 4) There's nobody else like her in the world. You necessarily agree with the migogynist overtones in 2) Don't walk by any Marine recruiters. They can better hope there ain't, Jack. Remember, you've just the piece. literally smell your plight and will have you digging been tossed away like a used prophylactic....and just So we decided to run it—but not without this latrines at Ft. Bragg before the first teardrop falls. like the Shah, there ain't no goin' back. warning. Beyond that, three of our staffers were 3) Call Mom...she understands these things. After 5) You won't find the answer to your woes at the sufficiently outraged that they're preparing a all, she's burned a few beaux in her day. bottom of a bottle. Of course you will. The answer lies Gentlewoman's rebuttal, which we'll run next week. 4) Remove your hound, Jasper, from the room. The in simply looking deep enough. If you're going to We really do believe in equal rights, and equal time, last thing you need now is a pair of big, brown splash around in the shallow end, you might as well and all that stuff. peepers gazing up at your grief-stricken face. get out of the pool. We're talking Davy Jones here. 5) Take the phone off the hook. You don't want a Japanese pearl divers, a traditionally contented lot, When I was one-and-twenty call from your buddy Mel detailing last night's claim that true, blissful forgetfulness lies at about 1 heard a wise man say, amorous play-by-play. one hundred fifty feet. You too must reach such "Give crowns and pounds and guineas 6) Take her picture from behind the glass frame depths of alchoholic deprivation in order to obtain But not your heart away; now. It'll save clean-up time later, and protect you effective release. Give pearls away and rubies from the dangers posed by flying glass. ( 6) You'll get over her in time. Look in the mirror, But keep your fancy free." 7) Mix yourself a drink. Make it a double. Better yet, son. That floppy-eared face you see looking back at But I was one-and-twenty, make it a triple. Aw, hell— at a time like this, why you is none other than Babar The Elephant. You No use to talk to me. bother mixing at all? won't ever forget her. You'll put her in your will. You'll name your first daughter after her. You'll call here it sits before your watery baby-blues: that The Plain Truth her name on your deathbed. And she'll always be fair Tnote that's been written so many times they game for tattoos. Like malaria, those feverish flashes might as well make it a form letter. ow that you've at least partially regained your will be coming back and back. Dear John, Ncomposure, it's time we got down to brass tacks. 7) You can win her back. Yeah, and you can win the This is the hardest letter I've ever had to write... Your mind is undoubtedly filled with a lot of wrong- Irish Sweepstakes, too. As the gambler sagely It wouldn't be so bad—but your name's Fred. headed pap about what's going on and how to deal counsels— don't throw good money after bad. Her Or maybe you got the news over the phone. Those with this humiliating, but common, situation. First heart? You'd have better luck trying to melt the Polar four little words that ring out like a claxon of doom: of all, let's explode some common myths and Ice Cap with a Bic Flic. "Let's just be friends." misconceptions concerning being jilted. We know that this last section was a bit on the 1) She's sitting home right now, regretting her brutal side, but let's fact facts— it's pay now or cough Cates Baldridge and Richard Miller are editor-in- decision. No way, Jay. The word around campus is up later. The sooner the scales fall from your chief and sports editor of the Johns Hopkins that she's got a hot date with the football team and a eyes, the sooner you'll quit wandering around University News-Letter, where this article first fox terrier named Toto. You can bet it will be a long campus in a love-sick haze looking like Ray Charles appeared. time before you see a blank space on her dance card. with a hangover. And don't forget the way she always took the biggest piece of dessert for herself. It all adds up to one thing— trouble in Paradise. Those cracks in the facade might have been too small for the Dutch Boy's finger, but given time they'd have burst right open and drowned you in in the bitter waters of regret. Take it from two guys who've tread a lot of water. A Look Back in Anger r hat you need now is a no-nonsense re-evaluation Wof the object of your affections. Just like a Moonie brought home to Muncie, you have to be de- programmed. For Lord knows how long you've been thinking of her as a goddess on lease from Olympus, a being sprung from fair Camelot, or Farrah Fawcett's kid sister. This kind of affection inflation has got to stop, and prontol It wwi't be easy, it won't be painless— but it's got to be done. Let's begin. First of all, remember the time she introduced you to her mother? Sure you do. Picture that old crone in your mind—wrinkled skin, pot bellv, sagging udders, caked makeup, tacky jewelry, the works. Now recall, if you will, that your heart-throb is flesh of her flesh, blood of her blood. My God, that's Imminent Hazard number 1: "The Army's a great life, son. Unlike broads, a man can count on his rifle.' how she'll look in just thirty years! Sphering thought, isn't it? The Rice Thresher, November 29, 1979, page 8 That floppy-eared face you see in the mirror is none other than Babar the Elephant. You won't ever forget her. You'll put her in your will. You'll name your first daughter after her. You'll call her name on your deathbed. Like malaria, those feverish flashes keep coming back and back.

Now, some simple statistics. Think about seeing on. If the two of you had a favorite restaurant, sic the around your butt when she pushes you off the the same person every day of your life. "But I was in health department on it. Pay your barkeep a gratuity landing. love," you say, "it wouldn't have been any problem!" to remove those "special" songs from the juke box. Of course, you could always stop falling in love, Oh yeah? Let's turn to the multiplication tables. Take in a few Humphrey Bogart movies. These but that's kind of like having your stomach removed There are 365 days to a year and ten long years to a flicks propagate the myth that men can live without to cure a case of indigestion. decade—that's 3650 days already, and you're barely women, and actually portray loneliness as a virtue. Nossir, what you have to do is to look at the bright back from the honeymoon. Now multiply that Organize an all night poker game. Ruthlessly kick side of getting the ole heave-ho. Think of all the considerable sum by five decades and what do you small and helpless animals. money you'll save now that you're eating, drinking, get? You get 18,500 days of the same looks, the same and movie-going for one. Imagine how your G.P.A. bad habits, the same nervous twitches, and the same Going the Distance will improve now that you're finally getting some awful coffee. Hey look— you could have been a lifer, but you beat the rap. You lucky stiff, that's no reason ow that your life has been put back in reasonable to pout! I mean, Chivas is great stuff, too, but even it's Norder, it's time to initiate some preventative bound to get a little old after a while. measures which will keep you from being maimed And what about her personality? Was it really all again by the mace-wielding fairer sex. As Poe's raven that great? Was she the witty, urbane, yet sweet and said, "Never more." innocent thing you always imagined? Was she really If you have some extra bucks hanging around, you a horny Joan of Arc? Think again. Recall all the might consider purchasing an open-ended airline times she was catty towards one of her girlfriends, or ticket to Aruba, the island of enchantment. The next time you get the urge to tie the knot with some worthless doxie, you can seek asylum in the land that Goucher* forgot. After all, if you have to go through romantic withdrawal once more, you might at least get a tan out of it. Should refuge in the Antilles be beyond the constraints of your budget, the least you can do is store away a six-month supply of attitude enhancement beverages. If the Mormons can stockpile a half-year pile of food in preparation for an atomic holocaust, then you can certainly lay in enough hooch to protect you from the romantic fallout which will occur the next time your love-life melts down. Go out to your favorite record store and purchase mass quantities of country music albums. If the endlessly repeating lyrics don't convince you that Yes, booze helps—but only in large, repeated doses. ramblin', gamblin', foot-loose man is the only kind to be, the hideous twanging of $1.98 guitars will make sleep at night. You might not have thought of this, you obnoxious to anyone you'd consider getting but being thrown over is one of the few excuses for involved with anyway. going after a high school girl that most juries will Don't forget the realm of psychology and classical buy. And as for self-pity...why, it's literally a gold conditioning. Just like Pavlov's Dog, you too can be minel As a matter of fact, if you play things the right trained to salivate at the sound of wedding bells. The way, being jilted need not become the catastrophe it next time you feel yourself getting serious about a is generally believed to be. With a little preparation, a woman, go to the store and purchase several pairs of little patience, and a little imagination, it can be underwear which are several sizes too small. They'll turned into a valuable learning experience that will cut off the blood flow, causing you to yearn for the hurt you no more than losing both parents in an moment you can be rid of her and slip back into your airline crash. The jilted jumper: how does she sleep? BVD's. Yes, Munsingwear's constricting waistband can save you from her constricting tentacles. When I was one-and-twenty the way she seemed to enjoy whacking Jasper with If the truth be told, however, there is no panacea fox I heard him say again, the rolled-up newspaper. What about the time she got being jilted. No matter how hard you try, you can't "The heart out of the bosom drunk and practically ripped the pants off your keep from getting hurled down the stairs— the best Was never given in vain: roommate before she passed out, huh? you can do is to make sure you've got enough padding 'Tis paid with sighs a plenty *Goucher College is a small liberal-arts school for And sold for endless rue." Rx: A Change of Pace women, located in the Baltimore suburbs. They've And I am two-and-twenty, turned down proposals to merge with Hopkins. And oh, 'tis true, 'tis true. -#• nce your precarious position has been stabilized, Oit's time to embark upon the royal road to recovery. Within the next few days, do the following—no rush, just make sure they get done within the week. Remember, unnecessary delay could mean a relapse. First, as with a trooper joining the Legion, you must discard all the excess baggage of your past folly. This means disposing of all the paraphernalia connected with the woman in question with all deliberate speed. Letters, postcards, snapshots, leather goods—even stuffed animals, for they too will haunt you in the lonely moments. Exorcize her from your boudoir! The robe she gave you at Christmas, the birthday socks, the electric tie she picked out last New Year's Eve— all must go if the purge is to be complete. Reshuffle your lifestyle. Change your hair. Change your Scotch. Change your sheets. Do not change your sex; there's no need for heroics. Avoid playing the records she loved to hear, especially the one that contained "your song." Rearrange the furniture, most importantly the bed. As a matter of fact, sleep on the floor for a few nights. Call up the phone company, tell them you're her, and have her number changed. Do not memorize the new number. This will Foolish Mistake number 43: Come to your senses, man! Going back and groveling won't bring her back. save you much grief the next time you really tie one The Rice Thresher, November 29, 1979, page 9 Down and out and shattered in New York City Midnight Cowboy the truckload, and is not exactly afford the customary flowers, Furthermore, the story is not just totally ineffectual. They manage to Directed by John Schlesinger receptive to Joe's schemes. As hard Ratso nonchalantly steals a worn about Joe, it's about Joe and Ratso add a sense of fear (in the Written by Waldo Salt times get harder, Joe falls in with wreath from a nearby grave and New York City. Such nightmare sequence) and of one Enrico Salvatore Rizzo and blandly tosses it at his father's extensive background information sadness (in Ratso's idyllic vision of (Editor's note: Midnight (Dustin Hoffman), who headstone. seems out of place in an otherwise Miami Beach) that is vital to the Cowboy, presented by the Sid unwillingly goes by the name Schlesinger places great uncompromisingly realist work. film. Yet one wonders if Rich cultural committee, will be "Ratso." Ratso more than emphasis on the use of flashbacks Schlesinger could not have screened Friday night, the 30th of compensates for what Joe lacks in to round out Midnight Cowboy. Even the form of the flashbacks achieved these effects without November, at 7:30,10:00 and 12:00 urban savvy, but is already a This may account for the film's is at times clumsy and/or abandoning what must be in the Sid Richardson College decrepit loser by the time the two principle shortcoming— an effort simplistic, (e.g. a sudden change to considered the film's strongest commons.) team up. The starkly realistic to be too 'psychological'. In black & white or soft focus point— its relentless portrayal of Ten years ago. Midnight statement emerging from the film attempting to develop Joe's photography to let us know that shattered existence in New York Cowboy received the academy is that for every John character, for instance, the film this sequence is out of City. award for best picture of the year, Travolta/Urban Cowboy, there is constantly cuts to elements from chronological order). Neverthe- joining the ranks of such eminently a Joe Buck— and probably several his past that are often irrelevant. less, these flashbacks are not —F. Brotzen forgettable movies as Oliver! and Ratsos. Ben Hur. Still, this dubious The pathetic spectacle of these distinction should not be held two disparate characters against it. Just because that struggling for simple survival Faulkner does amorphous and frequently boorish allows for some painfully funny Sophie's Choice organization pinned its seal of moments. One scene has Joe, by William Styron respectability on the film does not newly arrived from Texas, published by Random House mean Midnight Cowboy is without watching in amazement as lasting merit. crowds of indifferent pedestrians Holocaust, Boys From Brazil, Considered shocking when it walk past the body of a The Hiding Place, Marathon Man first appeared, Schlesinger's film businessman sprawled out on a — certainly the German paints a powerfully depressing Manhattan sidewalk. Then, concentration camps must never picture of life in New York City. following the When-in-Rome be forgotten, yet incorporating this Joe Buck (Jon Voight) leaves his adage, he too steps over the body theme into bestselling literature home in Big Spring, Texas, for The and goes on his way. Later in the that is unique and interesting is Big City, hoping to strike it rich as film, Joe and Ratso visit a quite a challenge. William Styron a self-styled 'hustler'. New York, of cemetery to pay respects to the in Sophie's Choice has for the most course, draws such characters bv latter's deceased father. Unable to part successfully met and surpassed this goal. Sophie's Choice works as a portrayal of the concentration camp experience because the primary action of the novel takes place several years after the war. The actual mechanics of the "final solution" are revealed through Styron's extensive and well-handled use of flashbacks. This proves a fine way to deal with the camps; 515 pages solely about Auschwitz would be numbing. Although the main subject of Sophie's Choice is the concen- Novelist William Styron tration camp experience and its sex-starved southern boy rents a victim of a concentration camp, a aftereffects on poor Sophie, the room at Yetta Zimmerman's Pink fact she avoids for some time novel is often humorous and Palace (the entire house is painted before she is motivated to reveal to almost always engrossing. Styron a light pink thanks to Yetta's Stingo all the ghastly details of that casts a youthful version of himself husband's shrewd, or perhaps period in her life. Sophie's story as the first person narrator, stingy, bargain hunting). constitutes approximately one- nicknamed "Stingo" — a 22 year- Stingo's neighbors in this pink third of the novel. It is a horrible old Virginian who arrives in New monstrosity become an inspiring tale revealed in vignettes which York City ready for adventure, and integral part of his life, provide a fascinating insight into alarmed at his virginity, and eager although he doesn't meet them the actual workings of the camps to become the next William until he's in his second week of and the evil that instigated the Hoffman and Voight can't give it away on 7th Avenue Faulkner or James Joyce. This residence at Yetta's. Before the operations. introductions, however, Stingo Styron balances out this 416 WESTHEIMER TOGO: spends many sleepless night sobering subject with Stingo's 11 A.M. TO MIDNITE 520-0554 directly below these neighbors growing up years in New York. He vigorously groaning bedsprings makes significant progress with his (and the accompanying human first novel — yet he has no luck groans which cause frustrated with women. 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The Rice Thresher, November 29, 1979, page 10 Electric band overwhelms Joel Billy Joel introductory medley of themes and obscured some of the more In concert November 25 at the variations on several Billy Joel interesting keyboard work with Summit compositions which rocked into continual down-beat chording. Only the Good Die Young. Joel Joel provided immediate relief Billy Joel provided his fans with and company followed with a with some improvisation, a brief but crowd pleasing tribute to the South, blowing out a launching an excellent intro- performance Sunday night which couple of bars of Dixie and then duction to New York State of failed, however, to realize Joel's slipping into Moving Out Mind, one of the better executed and his band's full musical (Anthony's Sung). The pace then selections of the evening. potential. Joel is now playing his slowed for Honesty and Piano Joel continued the show with a third concert tour in two years, and Man and one of Joel's latest rendition of The Stranger and isn't consistently meeting the efforts, All for Lena ----- a song then, borrowing a few popular pressures of maintaining interest in marred even more than the licks, put together a new number tunes subjected to constant play. preceding ones, this time by a called Sometimes a Fantasy The show opened with a brief ponderous rhythm guitar which Fantasy, together with another recently written tune You May Be Right, will no doubt ensure Joel Suture commercial success. The band ought to apply the bucks they get from Fantasy towards acquiring a new drummer who can spice their work with creative percussion and a sound engineer who realizes that the audience appreciates the tonal qualitites of tenor drums even Joel: losing interest amid continuing success when the other instruments are playing. . provide the audience with virtuoso much as anyone in the audience. Most of the better music played musicianship and impeccable Overall, Joel provided an came in the second half of the show keyboard technique, but he tossed adequate performance. 1 hope when the band pulled together for in a bit of showmanship as well: at though, that on his next visit he a truly tight set. Among the more one point he donned dark glasses will exhume some of the eloquent memorable were Always a and downed the lights for a few expression on piano alone which Woman, Bigs hot, and Scenes from blues notes, and at another he was buried on this occasion an Italian Restaurant — probably raced about the stage, pumping beneath the sound of electric the best song to grace the Summit out vocals, always in control, and guitars and drums. Sunday night. Not only did Joel seemingly enjoying the show as — Dan^v Heavei

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The Rice Thresher, November 29, 1979, page 12 Women cagers win openers Krieger and Quails with domination of the middle by Lunday to wear down the Angelina defense. With three and a half minutes remaining in the game the Owls took the lead for good, as Manning, Quails and Krieger provided an additional threat under the boards with strong t rebounding and inside shooting \ Much of the effectiveness of the Owl offense in the second half was due to the ability of Lorraine Schunck to come off the bench and run the offense while Darcy Carter "4 or Gay Lunday took a breather. Lunday's style of play is similar to that of former Houston Rocket Pat Krieger (I J) looks for a pass. hi M .:;nrh Kevin Kunnert. She is strong and dominant inside with a good baseline, but is easily outrun on the break and benefitted from frequent substitution in Tuesday's k game. The Owls will face a tough test in Arkansas Saturday against the Razorbacks, then they return home Monday night to play San Jacinto before taking a month off for exams and holidays. The game Monday at 5:15 will be the first of a double-header— the second game Pat Krieger (11) grabs a rebound Laura Manning (31) fights for a will feature the Rice men against as Goya Quails (15) looks on. rebound. the University of Texas at photo by Wayne Derrick photo by Wayne Derrick Arlington. Both squads will go on by Steve Bailey Lunday inside while Rice was the road after the games Monday but will not play another home The Rice women's basketball afraid in the first half to take the game until January. photo h\ Wayne Derrick team pushed their record to two outside shot. An Angelina player goes up for a shot. wins no losses over the last two Another factor that contributed weeks with a season-opening to Angelina's lead was an effective victory over Wharton and a home- full-court press that stymied the opening win over Angelina on Owls' offense during the first ten successive Tuesdays. minutes of the first half. Towards Over a week ago the Owls the end of that half, however, a DEMO'S AUTOMOTIVE CENTER defeated Wharton 47-43 at tired Angelina press became less Wharton Junior College. The effective as Rice outran the Owls had three scorers in double coverage and scored against a "We Offer Personalized Service" weakened defense. In the second figures in that game, led by Pat Specializing In i 1 SOOT ft W£5T FR*v- half the effectiveness of the press Krieger with 14 points. • TRANSMISSIONS • BRAKES • AIR CONDITIONING • FRONT END was diminished significantly by a This past Tuesday Rice opened • ENGINE ANALYSIS • TIRE TRUING • BODY REPAIRS • PAINTING their home season with a come- strong Rice attack down the from-behind 83-78 victory over middle. UNDERCOATING Angelina, thrilling most of the 100 Angelina saw their 38-30 Si or so fans in attendance. Six-foot halftime lead diminish to three center Gay Lunday led Rice with points early in the second half after Ofi/V£ffSin SL,'P. 22 points, and Pat Krieger was not a three-point play was immediately 526-3781 far behind at 21. Goya Quails and followed by a four-point play. Rice ,-.£W I Laura Jo Manning were also in couldn't close the gap, however, 2438 TANGLEY AT KELVIN 'RENTAL CAR AVAILABLE" double figures with 19 and 11 until with 7:34 remaining in the points respectively. game Goya Quails grabbed a The game began slowly as Rice defensive rebound, and seconds and Angelina blundered their way later on the control offense drove to the first few baskets. Lunday inside for a three-point play to put quickly scored the first eight points Rice ahead by two. Sheffield Audio: for Rice but the Owls were behind The lead changed hands a few from the start. Angelina opened times after that as Rice mixed their lead by effectively stopping effective outside shooting from Big on Brand Names

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The Rice Thresher, JVovember 29, 1979, page 13 University of Houston slips past swimmers The Rice women's swim team for Rice when she took top honors medley relay even though their 30th nationally among all Division the season is only three weeks old, had an impressive outing against in the 50 yard backstroke with a time of 1:54.670 was behind II and III schools in the nation. all of Rice's relay teams have the University of Houston here time of 28.050, and finished first in Houston by a second. This year five of the women are on qualified for the national meets in Tuesday, losing 78-60 to a team the 100 yard backstroke at 59.607. Last year five Rice women were swimming scholarships. Though their events. that was ranked eighth nationally Houston's Burton beat Gina All-Americans in swimming, and last year among Division I schools. Gaskin of Rice in the 200 yard Coach Fred Breckwoldt predicts Kay Snell of Rice won the 200 freestyle by less than a second. In that freshman Snell, who comes Sid Rich, Lovett meet yard individual medley with a time the 200 yard freestyle relay the from Mexico City but is a US of 2:90.54. Susan Burton of Rice team of Gaskin, Sue Allen, Citizen, will qualify for the US in football finals Houston beat Rice's Wendy Sherry Page and Young finished Olympic trials. Breckwoldt Jim Day tossed three Lovett and Kent Vaughan and Young in the 100 yard freestyle by over three seconds ahead of UH commented that Snell is "an touchdown passes to John Wile, Matt Williams for Sid. slightly more than half a second, and set a school record with a time outstanding swimmer," and said Kpvin Campbell, and David Although Sid has the incentive, but Young set a new school record of 1:44.728, and the team of Snell, about the meet that the "kids swam Luneau as Lovett took a 21-13 Lovett should rate a four-point for Rice in that event with a time of Karen Hight, Page and Young also well (and) competed hard." decision over Weiss in the semi- favorite for this one. 55.80. Snell also set school records set a school record in the 200 yard Last year the Owls were ranked finals of the college football tournament. Lovett raced to a 21-0 In the first round of College cushion before Weiss closed the football playoffs, Sid Rich gap on two second-half defeated Hanszen 27-7. touchdown tosses by QB Harry The Hanszen team got off to a Millwater. quick 7 point lead on a 70-yard interception runback by Burns. The point after the touchdown was On Wednesday, Sid Rich joined added on a toss from Ryan Lovett in the finals by defeating Couchman to Tom Sammuels. But DEHP3 Will Rice 21-19. Will Rice led 6-0 this was all the scoring Hanszen with 35 seconds left in the first half could muster, as the Sid Rich crew when Matt Williams hauled in a got going. FEATURING... 37-yard pass from Mike Magee on a well-executed reverse-option The first Sid score came on a 20 play. Randy Hatfield was the star yard interception return by Ernie for WRC, snaring a 77-yard TD Butler with Bobby Orr tossing the bomb from Kirby Edwards at the extra point to Kent Vaughan. final gun. Orr and Baugh then connected THE LIBERTY BROTHERS again for a 15-yard touchdown Lovett plays Sid Rich for the score to take the lead. championship on Friday at 3:00 Orr brought Sid Rich back for pm. Lovett has won the last two Appearing Nightly another score on a pass to McGee titles. This match pits experienced and then to Williams for a 40 yard teams that have met on the field score with Butler coming in at the several times before. The outcome helm to pass to Hoick for the extra of the contest may depend on point. whether Lovett's Jim Day or Sid's Bobby Orr has the hot throwing The last seven points came on a DANCE, DRINK & EAT! hand. Key receivers for the Bobby Orr 7-yard run with Butler respective squads will be David tacking on the final point also on a Luneau and Eric Van Os for run. 7325 Spencer Highway Soccer Pasadena, Texas Llamachine (6) Barking Spiders (0) 479-9185 Pele's Nuts (2) D.L.S.(0) A.W.H. (2) O.F.T.I. (1) Geo I (5) Bearded Clams (3) Criminal Element (1) Pigeons (3) Gemini (4) O.T.R. (1) 2405 South Shepherd Open 11am.—10pm. Basketball Monday-A Phone orders: 524-3451 Monday—Saturday Poulan Inc. (36) A.O.I. (44) Pro Profs (76) Navy (46) Court Cass (17) Baads (32) Unique Baked Potatoes Monday-B Wombats (34) Criminal Element (20) with delicious toppings Shooting Stars (69) B.P.D.R. (25) Werner's Wreners (44) Benedict IV (66) & a fantastic .•••**"* °V a r>e<^ Tuesday-A Cosmic Cowboys (12) Sidistics (55) Hi*** - Ineptitude Plus (35) Rimmers (50) S.W.W. (29) B.H.D., Ml (18) Tuesday- B Moose Goosers II (20) Turbonets (44) Bang Gang (33) Bronx Bongers (27) Crickets (10) Crew X (88)

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Tech in its last start, on defense: in six of the Cougs' first first annual Shrine game to erase first team ahead of Earl. Earl has Thanksgiving Day. The Red ten games, the Cougars have given the memory of a disappointing had a superlative year behind an Raiders jumped to a 10-0 lead up exactly ten points per g,»me. year...Earl Cooper has been offensive line that was often behind the running of James They've given up no more than 21 named to the second team of the crippled by injuries. Cooper's Hadnot, until second string QB points in any of the other four Associated Press 1979 All-SWC statistics: 46 pass receptions, 369 Terry Elston rallied the Cougs to a contests... Rice (1-9 overall; 0-7 squad. Texas' A.J. Jones and yards, 2 TD's; 130 rushing carries, 14-10 victory with a fourth overall) could use an upset in this Tech's Hadnot were named to the 487 yards. quarter, 71 -yard dash down the left side. Nevertheless, Senior QB Rice vs. Houston Delrick Brown will likely start Saturday's clash for the Bayou Place: Houston (of course) Bucket, according to Head Coach Time: 2:00 pm Bill Yeoman...Houston has one of the SWC's most potent running Stadium: Rice Stadium attacks with backs like Elston, Brown, Terald Clark and John Houston (9-1 overall 6-1 in the Newhouse...Their defense is none SWC) has had its season marred too shabby, either...Linebacker only by a single loss to Texas. The David Hodge and lineman Hosea Cougars are bound for El Paso's Taylor are two of the finest at their Sun bowl at season's end..Houston position in the nation...An was nearly tripped up by Texas interesting note about the U of H Women's soccer takes third in state tourney by Steve Bailey scoreless through regulation time and the overtime, and Rice won The Rice Women's Soccer Club that match as Carrie Meacham, defeated* Trinity University and Sue Taylor, Robin Richards and Southwestern to take third place at Karen Oliver all scored on penalty the Texas Women's State kicks while Southwestern was able 6 Tournament two weeks ago in to put only two of its five penalty "Steffi will close ihe dooi>on UCC Dallas. Rice dropped their first kicks past goalie Richards. match to Texas A&M on Saturday, but later that day defeated Trinity and won the consolation game Sunday against Southwestern. Rice lost to Texas A&M by a score of 2-1, improving their performance over the previous time the teams had met. Earlier this season A&M blistered Rice 8- 1. In the tournament game at the University of Texas at Dallas, Ann MacMaster scored the lone goal for Rice. A&M went on to face the University of Texas in the championship match of the tournament. MacMaster again scored the only goal for Rice in their 1-0 victory over Trinity. The next day Rice and Southwestern were

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The Rice Thresher, November 29, 1979, page 15 @n£t+#t en*§x#°®B©t+#» finals papers labs reading catching up n & n; Thursday, November twenty-ninth the 7:05. KTRU. Faye Boudreaux: Women in Engineering. H.E.L.P.—The Rice/Med Center Book Sale —The Gifts and Submit to the Rice Literary 7:30. Media Center. Canadian Experimental Films. Sigma Xi sponsors the "High rice * , River Oaks. St. Jack (7:30) and Mustang (9:40). Exchanges Department of Review folder in the Reserve School Enrichment Lecture Room. Info: Margaret, 520-0080. D GO DIG S Friday, November thirtieth Fondren Library is having an end- *•* Program," which needs volunteers of-year clearance sale on Dec. 6 & peoi• u• _ 7:30. Bio 131. A Story of a Small Town. Free. Chinese German Academic Exchange with English subtitles. to speak to local high school 7, in room B52 (basement) of classes. Graduate and upper level Service offers grants to students calendar 7:30, 10 and 12. SRC commons. Midnight Cowboy. 75c. Fondren. Everyone welcome. stucL.it can give talks in any area Directions will be posted. and for study or research in „ 7:30 and 10:50. Media Center. Dodes'kaden. $1.50. Germany during 1980. For details, 8, 10 and 12. Chem Lec. Harold and Maude. 50c. of special interest. Scheduling is Remember, books make great River Oaks. Rock n Roll High School(7:30) and Rock n Roll Your Eyes (9:30) arranged directly so that speakers Christmas presents. see us or the Germa*** n Department. talk only as often as they wish. A *** Saturday, December first Turkey Shoot—The Rice Rifle list of lecture topics is now being Discussed, pondered, outlined— 2. Rice Stadium. Football game, versus Cougar High. Team is sponsoring an end-of- 7:30. Autry Court at the Gym. Basketball, vs Angelo State. compiled and will be sent out to Some of what you always wanted semester Turkey Shoot. Using a 8. Jones Hall. Symphony: Mendelssohn violin concerto and Prokofiev symp #5 area high schools before the end of to know about the Bahai Faith, 7 410 shotgun, closest shot wins a River Oaks. El Topo (1, 4, 7 and 10). this semester. If you would like to pm, Monday, Dec. 3, 206 Wiess. *** "wild turkey," with a new "turkey" Sunday, December second volunteer as a lecturer or want MOB — The MOB needs any and given away every 25 shots. Only $1 MFA. Cronin photographs exhibit closes. more information, call Dr. N. B. 2:30. Jones Hall. Symphony again. all women interested in per shot. Ladies are welcome (and 7:30. Media Center. J W Coop. Furlong at 792-255*** 5 performing in a drill-team-like encouraged). A good way to routine for the upcoming unwind on the last day of classes, 8. Hamman Hall. Campanile Orchestra concert. Free. Juniors should apply for a 8 and 10:30. Wiess. Fellini's Free. Rice/UH halftime show. Now's or to prime yourself for finals. Beinecke Memorial Scholarship, 10. KTRU. N. L. R. H. your big chance! Imagine the Come to the Rifle Range (at the covering all major expenses for the River Oaks. Duck Soup (3:05, 6:20), Horsefeathers (4:40, 8) and Monkev glamour of being on national TV! gym, through the locker rooms, student's senior year and two years Business (9:40). This could be the start of past the pool, down the stairs at the of graduate study. Applications Monday, December third something big! Picture the thrill of entrance to east gym) Dec. 7 from are due Feb. 6 in the office of 7. 1*6 Wiess. Bahai Faith discussion meeting. Everybody welcome. being known as "[your name], Rice 3-5 pm and 7-9 pm. Proceeds go to Undergraduate Affairs. There are 7:30. Autry Court. Basketball, vs U.T. Arlington. Student and halftime performer 8. SH 301. Maxwell Bloomfield III, Professor of History at The Catholic Univ. no restrictions on the student's Rifle Team Equipment Fund. extraordinaire." Then call me *** of America, speaks on "Law and Lawyers in American Popular Culture " field of study, and financial need anyway so I can fill you in on all of ARCO will show a good film on oil River Oaks. The Man Who Would Be King (7:30) and The Man Who Skiied will be considered. For details, see the details. Hurry! Time is short! production in the Arctic with a Down Everest (9:45). Dean Brown's office or us. Thanks, David Zumwalt (Drum Tuesday, December fourth discussion following at the last MFA. Exhibit opens: "End Papers: An Element of Design." Chinese Student Association—A Minor), 526-4286. ASME meeting of the semester. *** Noon. RMC Grand Hall. Christmas Music Concert: The Lamar Choralettes. film titled A Story of a Small Town Monday, Dec. 3 at 7 pm in Ryon Noon-8. RMC Lobby. Art sale will be shown Friday at 7:30 in Bio Yuletide in Europe—A trip to 201. Non-members welcome. River Oaks. Maitresse (7) and Camille 2000 (9:10). 131. It is the recipient of the best London and Paris for the holidays. *** Dec. 26-Jan 2. $699 from NY. Call Senior Rice women planning to Wednesday, December fifth picture, best actress, etc. at this Dr. Virgil Warren at 522-8098 for continue their education in 8-5. RMC Lobby. Art sale, again. year's Golden Horse Award. graduate school at Rice or 7:30. Media Center. Avant-Garde triple feature: Anaemic Cinema, Un Chien Everyone is welcome. Free and info on this AIFS-sponsore*** d trip. elsewhere may apply for the Andelou, and Le Sang du Poete. $1.50. with English subtitles. River Oaks. Bloopers (8:00). Karate Club will meet Sat. at 10 College Women's Club Scholar- A winter camping activity will am instead of 1:30 since the gym Thursday, December sixth ship. The deadline is Jan. 9 in the be held and co-sponsored by will be closed that afternoon. office of Undergraduate Affairs. MFA. Exhibit opens: "God Bless Us Every One!"—Children's Xmas fantasies. CSA's at NTSU, UTA, UTD and The scholarship carries a prize 7:30. Media Center. Les Enfants Terribles. SMU from Dec. 21 to 23 at Camp Free symphony tickets are in the 8. Chapel. Rice Chorale Christmas concert. Free, but crowded. SA office for the Sunday of $600 for the first year of study. 9:30. RMC Grand Hall. RMC Christmas party—eggnog and carols. Free. Copass near Lake Lewisville, A student should submit a letter of afternoon concert, Dec. 2 at 2:30. River Oaks. The Kids Are Alright (7:30) and Pink Floyd (9:30). Denton, Texas. Application form *** application including the is now available from Frank Hwu Friday, December seventh Don't forget to buy your General statement that she plans to at ext. 3535. LAST DAY OF CLASSES!!!! Cinema Theatre discount tickets in continue for a Master's or Two scholarships will be 7:30. Media Center. The Charge of the Light Brigade. the SA office. $2.50 each. Doctorate in her chosen field River Oaks. The Grande Bouffe (8:00). awarded by the Chinese *** following graduation in May, Saturday, December eighth Professional Club. Applications Lifeguarding—If you have a 1980. The letter should be 1:30. Media Center. The Miracle on 34th Street. $1.00. are solicited for two scholarships current WSI Senior Lifesaving accompanied by a supporting 7:30 and 10. Media Center. The American Soldier. of $500 each to be awarded for the certificate and would like to letter from a faculty member in her 8, Jones Hall. Symphony: J.C.Bach sinfonia, Schumann piano concerto, and 1980-81 academic year. Contact lifeguard at the Rice pool next major department. Forms for the Beethoven's Symphony no. 2. Frank Hwu at ext. 3535. semester, please call Lisa Shanley supporting letter, available in the River Oaks. Bye, Bye Birdie (2, 7) and West Side Story (4. 9). *** 524-5106 (nights). Pay is $3/hrand office, should be used. Commons Vollyball? You bet! Sunday, December ninth shifts are available in the early Selection will be made on 2:30. Jones Hall. Symphony, again. Lovett. Dead Week. I am. Aloha. morning, afternoon and evening. consideration of an outstanding 7:30. Media Center. Monkey Business, the last movie till next semester. $1.50. 8, 9:30 and 11. Wiess commons. Duck Soup (Marx Brothers). Free. academic record and the support you can almost taste it misclass of the student's major department. 10. KTRU. National Lampoon Radio Hour. River Oaks. Pat and Mike (3:30, 7:30) and Adam's Rih (5:30, 9:30). Two Rice students looking for 1 Looking for a place to live next plays and exhibits female roommate to share 3 semester. Must be walking/biking corner ads Contemporary Art Museum. "American Painting: the Eighties," Oct. 28-Dec. bedroom duplex in Southgate distance from Rice. Prefer female Apartment manager (assistant) 30. Also: "Perspectives," Oct 28-Dec 2. apartment or housemates. Please area, very close to Rice Univ. and You receive furnished apartment, •1 Photograph. Equinox Theatre, 3617 Washington Ave. (868-5829). Thurs- call Ana Maria at 771 -6639 or Rice Med Center. Available immedi- utilities, phone, car allowance plus Sat at 8:30, Nov 15-30. ately. $132 a month + 1/3 of ext. 3335. Sister. Sister. Equinox Theater. Nov 15-30. Sun-Tues at 8:30. JT** salary. Flexible hours. Walking utilities. Contact Toni, x2373. distance. 5215 San Jacinto. Call Buried Child. Theater Showcase (225-9539). Thurs-Sat at 8:30. Students $4. Somehow I managed to lose my 523-4679. "I'm hungry for Star Pizza." dark blue 60/40jacket with a patch early xmas celebration misclass "Eat me." on the right shoulder. If you've For sale: Revox A77 tapedeck. "Why?" found it, it's getting cold and I'd Mint condition. Steve at 668-7409. Kinky Quotes from Wonder House painting and repairs— much appreciate its return. Please Experienced house-sitter. Wiener: "I'm cheap and I don't take an Kerry. 960-9618. call 526-2116 or come by SRC 306. Psychologist doing post-doctoral From the world's greatest klutz: *** hour to come." Latenight, Baker *** *** study at Texas Medical Center "I'm living proof, but not for long "I'm going to have to quit. This is Help! While busily cultivating The Henry Higgins for President wishes to house-sit from January if this keeps up." just making me sick .... I'm sorry another meaningful relationship campaign committee is now till August or portion thereof. Call Biol 201 postulate (know this and folks. I don't know why you're accepting applications for my keys wandered off. Quite a you'll never go wrong): Worms go doing this. This isn't Physics. This disaster when I had to explain why Alan Bernhardt: 797-1976, x346 secretary and treasurer. All you (8-6) or 965-9617 (home). squish, bugs go crunch . . . and doesn't have anything to do with MCP's, unite! We can overcome I couldn't get in my room. The vampires go slurp! what real physicists are doing .... the female threat! keyring (about 11 keys) and the girl House for rent: 3906 Curly Oaks; 4 "Birdie, doggie, fishie!" Maybe civil engineers are *** were both lost 2 am early Wed. 21st bedrooms, 1 Vi baths, 2 car garage. "1 always have to make sure I'm interested in this. . .. Kiss it off. It's Miss Emily Jamison-Smythe morn. Keys in the Steam Tunnel Brick, central air/heat, drapes, wearing the proper kind of bathing boring stuff." **• Our Leader wishes to report a very pleasant Gameroom, girl outside 333 Wiess. appliances, large yard & storage. suit at the pool, so they don't think If you found either one please call Thanks, Thanksgiving holiday at Easter Near bus line to campus, 15 I'm a little boy." Island despite an invasion of Graham at 526-9735.1 really didn't minutes by car. Couples or Laura, Danny, Val, Jean, deserve this! "Oh, bite harder . . . There goes my Lorraine, Beverly, Richard, penguins during the croquet game responsible students preferred. *** reputation, down the drain. And Becky, Jeanne, Lori, Mark, Isaac, on Saturday. She has decided to $375/mo + $375 deposit + utilities. people thought 1 was normal." keep one for a pet and croquet I need a ride to Charlottesville, Owners (lawyer & student wife) in Horace and Mark, Lynn, Carol, Virginia, leaving around Dec. 16.1 "I just impaled myself ..." Karla, and Colleen. partner. Chicago. Call collect after 6 pm— **# also need a ride from near Macon, Glad I got you into my life, (312) 684-3648. Dear Friends, Tens of thousands Georgia back to Rice on Jan 5 or 6. Found: One VW key. Apply the Your photography phriend, car that fits it and it s yours. Call of people were disappointed last I'm willing to share driving and House renter wanted. SMU Law Arthur expenses. Call Joan at 526-5562. 526-0048. *** week that they couldn't write in *** professor on leave in Houston * ** 1 need a ride or rider(s) to Dallas Mario for mayor, so Mario has wants to rent house starting Jan. 1. ! left a bluejacket with Rice seal on announced that even though he A young married couple is visiting Contact William Streng, SMU on Friday, Dec 7th. Returning the Houston over the holidays and it in the Chem Lec Hall Monday isn't running, he is available for Law School, Dallas 75275. next day. Joel, 522-8920. would like to sublet a place or afternoon. If you found it please one to five of the administrative Montrose — Freshly remodeled, house-sit for one to three weeks in call Bob Avery at 526-4501. "You're so good; you're better than posts opening soon on the Rice large one bedroom apt. Lovely December and part of January. Charlie ever was." Hanszen campus. Remember: "Mario is courtyard, pool, covered parking, Lost: One ladies gold watch, *** for what you're for." Your friend, Call 661-5021 afte**• r 5 if interested. between Willy's statue and Sid The RMC announces the Guess- walk-in closets. All adults, no pets. The Mario for Mayor—oops!— Rider wanted to Wash. DC leaving $235 + gas, elec. Call 528-5151. Rich on Wednesday. This watch the - number - of - lights - on - the - The Mario for proctor, provost, has great sentimental value to me, Christmas-Tree Contest! Submit Sat., Dec. 15, arriving 16th or 17th. Problem pregnancy? Free business manager, librarian, dean Share driving. Call 621-6743 after sob, sob. If you found it please call to the RMC desk by Wed., Dec. 5. of engineering, and maybe pregnancy testing and referrals. 526-8919. Prizes are food from the basement 6 pm. Call Texas Problem Pregnancy, president Campaign Manager *** *** *** machines, but enter anyway. Lost: Fortran for Engineering. If 2712 S. W. Freeway, 524-0548. Recent graduate desires M dt F *** 5-month-old German shepherd/ roommate to share 2 bdr, 1 bath found, contact immediately. Carpets, used, good condition. Lost: Contact case with my labrador/wolf mix (female) needs Karen Lee, 669-9491. $10-45 each. Mostly greens and apt in southwest Houston, near contacts in it. Lost somewhere good home—our landlord won't *** Fondren and Braeswood. Approx I need a ride to Costa Rica over golds. Also used beige drapes— between Library and Brown. If let us keep her. Please call us: Jack $10 and up. No checks. 926-7517. $ 1 75/ month. Call 777-5667 found, call 526-8214. Kent (leave message at School of Christmas break. I will share between 5 and 11 pm. *** expenses for the weed we will buy Up to $220.00 weekly taking short Architecture) or Carrie Richerson phone messages at home. Call 762- (526-5251 x5030 weekdays). on the way. Call The Spic at 526- 3105, ext. 132. The Rice Thresher, November 29, 1979, page 16 Home: 668-9450. 1014.