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This Other is brought to you for free and open access by DigitalCommons@UMaine. It has been accepted for inclusion in Maine Campus Archives by an authorized administrator of DigitalCommons@UMaine. For more information, please contact [email protected]. tglyAllaine Campus 1875 Friday, November 16, 1984 vol. XCV no. LII The University of Maine at Orono student newspaper since No alcohol in house Beta Theta Pi faces national sanctions review at this tions had to be implemented, but they Weekend and one incident suspended and is subject to Homecoming convention. by Jim Emote occurred on Wednesday, Oct. 24. summer's Beta national that fraternity was Joseph Vallee, president of UMO's Writer of the things that Bennett said the Staff Bennett said, "One Wednesday Beta Theta Pi, said, "Our house cor- was that three notified of these stipulations concerned all parties (from poration (association) thought we had a member fell off night. He said, "The feeling I got The UMO chapter of Beta Theta Pi weeks ago a (fraternity) they of problems ... they thought we had the terrace) the fraternity members) was that lot fraternity must comply with a number the fire escape (also called problem. A little over a year during didn't Like the decisions. Some looked at an alcohol of recommendations, including one that and was hospitalized, and into a lot of trouble ... we've it as a punitive action, when it's actual- ago we got will not allow people to drink alcoholic Homecoming Weekend a number of constructive action. in the fraternity through May alumni came up to the house with wives ly a (we BETA page 2) beverages that a lot of these ac- 1985, because of two incidents that oc- and friends and were disappointed with "It's unfortunate curred at the fraternity late in October, what was going on there. They were con- said a member of the Beta Eta House cerned with the lack of control at the Association's Board of Directors party." on Thursday. He said, "The fraternity has been Joseph Bennett said the university probation for some time and they're still ly 4 asked members of the Beta Theta Pi na- on probation through May 1985. A lot tional fraternity to UMO Monday to of people were concerned on the direc- review the fraternity's past actions and tion the fraternity was taking." to evaluate the fraternity's current Bennett said the house association, situation. the national fraternity, and the univer- "The national chapter sent two ad- sity formed five stipulations regarding ministrative assistants to meet with par- the Beta fraternity. The stipulations ties and make recommendations," include: Bennett said. He said Monday the two • each person living in the fraternity for assistants talked with William T. Lucy, must have a 2.5 grade point average associate dean of student activities and the 1985 spring semester; organizations, and Dwight L. Rideout, • no alcoholic beverages are allowed 1985 dean of student services. Tuesday they into the fraternity throughout the interviewed members of the fraternity spring semester; and on Wednesday they met with the • all students must pay their outstan- house association Bennett said. ding house bills; will He said the national chapter was call- • the fraternity's financial matters and ed to UMO stemming from incidents at be handled by an accountant; house. Monona photo) has been TM beta Theta Pi fraternity the fraternity that occurred during • the chapter's charter tleage tor Legislators debate enjoy 40°o Picnic to be held Friday weekends passage yen at the to celebrate bond 2nd UMLA referendum year, the last day of June, unless it is picnic will be set E.J. Vongher se as next Myer said, the by de-appropriated. with different Writer rung score by Kelly Mullins up likes country fair Staff Nadeau said the referendum was Staff Writer foods at each booth allowing defeated because it had to compete for students to go around and help with a bevy of other g Distance A second referendum may be held the voters attention themselves. referendum questions and along with 0222-0300 old-fashioned-country pic- concerning the establishment of a state An numerous candidate choices on election held for students on Fri- Maine humorist Tim Sample university campus in Lewiston/Auburn, nic will be day. the passing of the will perform front 6:30 p.m. to 7:15 but the president of the-University of day celebrating "I was very disappointed about the bond issue, said p.m. in the Memorial Gymnasium. Southern Maine felt the first referendum Maine universities that it was placed before the voters assistant from A bonfire and pep rally will was meaningful. fact an administrative All the other issues took Robert Woodbury said Tuesday, on election day. President follow the away from the "There is a sense of finality to that (the the focus Johnson's show. Both issue," decision." Lewiston/Auburn (campus) office. events are referendum) Rep. Greg Nadeau of District 67 Nadeau said. open to the a staunch supporter of the disagreed with Woodbury. Brennan, Gloria public. Lin- -Auburn campus, was displeas- "The referendum was defeated by a Lewiston Wheeler, ad- wood Carville, defeat of the referendum. very slim margin which demonstrates ed with the ministrative associate di- a short-sighted decision. In the there was a good deal of support for it "It was assistant, said rector of Lewiston and Auburn would in both cities," Nadeau said. long run, Johnson is physical better communities as a result of The Lewiston/Auburn campus was be far calling the education and university presence proposed by Gov. Joseph E. Brennan a substantial event a victory athletics, said Brennan said (The Lewiston during the 111th Legislature. It was given there," celebration in the bonfire Sun, 11/9/80 to the Appropriations Committee, Daily appreciation will be at the Ken Hayes, D-Veazie, chairman despite numerous attempts by the Sen. of voter sup- end of the Education Committee in the 111th Education Committee to have the bill of the port. The pic- football 'field said if the Lewiston/Auburn referred to them first. Legislature, nic will be in and will referendum had passed, the Rep. John Bott of Orono said the bill campus the Field feature talks university system as a whole would have should have gone to the Education Com- House from from Presi- suffered. mittee, of which he is a member. 4:30 p.m. to dent Johnson "The University of Maine system has "As a committee, we felt that there 6:30 p.m. and and Coach seven campuses, all of which (feel are all were many questions regarding educa- is for Ron Roger- underfunded. To add another campus, and tional policy that should have been aired students 9011- for political reasons would be in a public hearing before our commit- essentially invited guests. This Sample a mistake," Hayes said. tee, prior to sending the bill to Ap- felt the idea of director of William Lucyassociate dean of Bolt said. Brennan may have Russ Myer, assistant propriations," campus was students student activities and organiza- The Legislature passed a bill ap- Lewiston/Auburn residential life, said much to gain purchase tions said the festivities promise to 52 million, contingent upon meritorious and had without mealtickets can propriating Hayes said. All be a good time. He said students, and Auburn ap- politically by backing it, tickets at the picnic for S3.85. the voters of Lesviston the Fri- faculty and staff worked very hard funding necessary Bott said he opposed dining commons will be closed proving the additional he mote you tseo, to pass the bond and they deserve The money will remain Lewiston/Auburn campus because day evening except for York and for the campus. -tter *e sound S celebration. end of the fiscal (see UMLA page 21 B.C.C. appropriated until the 2 The Daily Maine Campus. Friday November 16, 1984. Discipline, academics concern of UMO coaches said. should be open to all students, not by Peter Gray coaching a team, you don't have to be wholeheartedly," Rogerson just difficult student athletes. Staff Writer concerned about him making the right When an incident occurs, the hap- "I couldn't say any more on the If a UMO student athlete encounters decision. We have faith in our coaches, problem is to find Oat what actually pro- Student grans because it must be approved a disciplinary or academic problem, in they are very interested in the student's pened. Rogerson said. "I try to wait un- by the Athletic Advisory Board," most cases, it is handled by the team's progress, in all aspects of university til all the facts are gathered, then not Carville said. coaching staff and the, appropriate life," Canine said.' make a decision right away," he said. Rogerson said the football IC university officials, said the associate William Kennedy, UMO and Bangor Carville said, "We are working on a and hockey players have esening study sessions RANDOLP director of athletics Wednesday. Community College conduct officer, plan which may help students out four week. "We also Linwood Carville said the coach has - said Shawn Walsh, UMO head hockey academically. We are trying to get the nights a have speakers ager who refus to these sessions to run the team, "he's the administrator, coach, asked that he be contacted when faculty involved in academic counsel- come in to talk about of Allegiance said. but he or she must keep in close contact a hockey player has discipline problems. ing." various topics," he stayed home f with the university administration about "He feels it would be in the best in- Many schools have full-time academic "Bob Depew, our assistant football Thursday, whi discipline and academic problems." terest of the team 'and the university if counselors. These counselors' onls coach. is the academic counselor for the went to her sc tI7 "Coaches help teach the athletes how he knew about the problems," Ken- responsibility is to make sure the student team and he has just done a super job that she was her actions. to live in society so if they make nedy said. is taking the appropriate courses for with the guys," Rogerson said. love An mistakes, they'll have to pay for it," Ronald Rogerson, UMO head football their major. Carville said the counselor The football program has solid sup- "I Carville said. Carville said the coaches coach, said, "The athletes behavioral monitors the progress of the student. port with the faculty and the administra- ple are the 1 have to be concerned with the public's patterns develop long before they reach "UMO just doesn't have the funding tion, Rogerson said. Susan Shapin interview'. "I perception of -their team. college and there are only so many things for a full-time academic counselor, but "I think the team belongs to the not to stand "For some reason, people think if one a coach can do to teach his players what I think there are faculty members that players. I'm doing the team a disservice When aske hockey player gets into trouble, everyone they should and shouldn't do. would enjoy giving the athletes academic if I try to be to harsh on the guys. It's remair on the team is a troublemaker," he "This is an academic and athletic ex- advice," Carville said. really an honor just to coach them," her to said. perience, I support that idea Carville said an academic counselor Rogerson said. Decisions about discipline and academics are far more important than Leh any technical coaching question about Portland man holds technique or game strategies, Carville said. If a coach makes a game mistake, •UMLA he only loses the game, "but if he blows stepdaughter hostage den a discipline decision, he may ruin a stu- PORTLAND (AP) — A • Portland said investigators subsequently conclu- dent's life," he said. (continued from page II NAQOUR man who held his 9-year-old step- ded that he had not poured any of the Lebanese negi "When you have a quality person daughter hostage and threatened to set flammable liquid on the girl. ed a quick an her on fire was listed in fair condition of the Officers found two containers believes it it is had educational as Israeli troops On Campus Worship after he apparently tried to commit fluid in the Arlington Street apartment well as fiscal policy and said he payment of 1 11 a.rn. Sunday Morning suicide as police stormed his apartment and said it had been used to set a small would continue to oppose it in the war reparatic +Lown Room, Memorial Union Thursday, authorities said, fire on a chair cushion in the kitchen. 112th Legislature. Leba Police and firemen sprayed fire ex- Officers sprayed foam onto the smolder- The presented a' Maine Christian Assoc ation t inguishers as they burst into the second- ing cushion and put the fire out. "We're at a point where we're not the second I story apartment, ending a six-hour Bartashevich, described by in meeting the needs of the seven Israeli officer standoff that began with an argument McDonough as having recently lost his campuses. To add an eighth would United Nail< between Karl Bartashevich, 37, and his job, was screaming as officers led him Scott Folsom be just plain foolish. The people of Israel is ct wife. from the building. Police said he would the Lewiston 'Auburn area showed of its northe Sat., Nov. 17 Bartashevich's stepdaughter, Andrea face charges of terrorizing, criminal more common sense than the pulled back Veinotte, had been bound and gagged in threatening and assault. 8:00 • 12 p.m. govenor, the Maine louse and Lebanese n the apartment kitchen, but seemed The standoff with police began Advance Tickets $3.50 short- Senate and the BOT in rejecting southern L -fine" after the ordeal. The girl was ly before 4 a.m, after police received a At Door: this proposal," Bott said. Israel's prev released after a checkup at Maine report of a domestic disturbance Students $4 at the Medical Center. three-story building. A tenant there said Conferenc Non-Students $4.50 Nadeau estimated the cost of Bartashevich was admitted to the Bartashevich and his wife Cynthia, 27, the Lebanes holding a second referendum to be Portland hospital after he had "ingested had been arguing loudly since I am. stead for a $5,000. BCC Union some type of caustic substance" Mrs. Bartashevich fled the apartment security ar State Picture ID' ,purred, moments before he was apprehended, before police arrived,-N1cDonough said, Israeli withd said Police Lt. Michael McDonough. "If we go back on that referen- vaded 2/12 5 Police said Bartashevich was not arm- dum and it loses, then I think the Police later said the substance apparently ed when The Let); apprehended, although many people would have spoken. The was household bleach. knives were found discussions scattered throughout question of the campus's potential Available "He resisted somewhat before he was the apartment. talks resurr impact more than justifies the cost taken into custody and handcuffed," Neighbors town, said Immediately! described Bartashevich as of holding another referendum," McDonough said. a "nice" person, condition tl but said they didn't Nadeau said. 3 Bedroom Apt. Police had feared that Bartashevich, know him well. The Leba who repeatedly threatened to set his step- "I played pool with him a few times delegate Br Walking Distance To UMO daughter on fire, had doused her with in his apartment," said one man. "He included d. charcoal lighter fluid. Maj. Daniel Quirk seemed OK. A little weird, but OK." cupation a 866-2516 Days Israel ha' freedom o 866-4220 Eves Lebanon. •Beta (continued from page 1)

met our (probationary) sanctions," Center at which time his Classifieds blood was "It's riot like we had a house meeting Vallee said. tested for its alcohol content. Loring said on Monday and planned to have Greg the alcohol level was .03. Bennett said Stolen a vest Imo Bustles lately-1r! William Kennedy, UMO's conduct of- (Loring) fall off the terrace on Wednes- that is what he had heard. Farrhaps it was Friday Nov 2 (Carol & ficer, said, "They had two projects to be day ... it was an accident. We're being the Charmers). If so, you can keep the vest completed and they had done both of EMMC would not comment on the punished for an accident." but I need the VW keys that were in the those" amount of alcohol measured in Loring's pocket! (Blue LL Bean mst). Please mail blood. Perry said, "Ever since we've been on Vallee said one of the fraternity probation we've been clean ... we stay out the keys and the other 'valuable that was Bennett members had fallen from the third floor said the portion of the fire of trouble and then an accident hap- in the pocket to Dew at 7 Margin St. escape where terrace on Oct. 24. Loring had fallen doesn't pens." Orono, Me 04473 or call 866-4247. No have a railing. questions asked!!! Thankd "I guess this stirred everything up. He Bennett said, "The fraternity cannot wasn't drunk and there wasn't any par- He said that in cases involving life- ORONO APARTMENTS - Modern effi- afford to have any more problems at the ty that night," he said. threatening situations it is important to ciency, and rhedroom apartments. Walk• university, and in that respect the stipula- notify the national fraternity. Mg distance to C.M.O. Call 866-4538 or Harold G. Loring, the fraternity Bennett tions are not that said other Beta chapters have drastic." 9471271. member who fell from the terrace, said experienc- ed fatalities in similar situations. Loring S60.00 PER HUNDRED PAID for pro- of the fall, "I was stepping out of the He get said his fall wasn't the only reason that said, "It's just for a semester to cessing mail sr home! Information, send way so someone could come through the us real attracted the national to UMO. "It back on our feet again. I feel self-add d. stamped envelope. window (onto the terrace)." He said that wasn't just that they're concerned good about the potential leadership Associate, Boo 95. Roselle, New Jersey the only way onto the terrace is through is now ... about our grades and financial matters. present in the house right 07203. the window. within the sophomores and the present Paul Perry', a Beta Theta Pi member, pledge -kering said, "I broke a couple ribs class." Classzheds are ii 50 lot the tiro manly wools ea& said, "The initial effect was frustration and suffered a fractured wrist." He 10 tents or each at:Inn...al vend, per drv. and anger. Everything happened because Lucy said, "They're doing apparently was brought to Eastern Maine Medical of an accident. what they feel will help the fraternity.

41 1984. The Daily Manse Campus. Friday, November 16, 3 )aches News n to all students, not just World/U.S. es. say any more on the pro- Student refuses to salute flag must be approved by the isory Board," Carville o harassment or action investigated id the Claims of football and hockey homeroom teacher last year publicized until The Patriot Ledger teen- ing homeroom exercises at Randolph daughter's ,ening study sessions four RANDOLPH, Mass.(AP) — A of not standing Quincy carried an article on it last High School, her father cut her off. gave students the option . "We also have speakers ager who refused to stand for the Pledge flag and the na- weekend. A Justice Department representative during the pledge to the :se sessions to talk about of Allegiance and national anthem said several chose to Noblin says she only took the girl at the school Thursday investigating tional anthem. She he said. stayed home from class for a third day was aside to ask her about her action, and case. The U.S. Supreme court ruled remain seated. is, our assistant Thursday, while the Justice Department the — never has been cleared of any wrong- football students have a right not to "Susan sat the whole year says she cademic counselor went to her school to investigate claims in 1943 that by school officials. . for the Pledge of Allegiance stood once — and nothing was said doing was she was threatened and harassed for participate in the John Zoino just done a super job that disturb other about it," Mrs. Shapiro said. School Superintendent as long as they do not Thursday. Rogerson said. her actions. She said the family has received refused to be interviewed II program has "I love America. But to me the peo- students. Massachusetts chapter of the solid sup- thinks she just wants to several threatening phone calls, including The acuity and the ple are the country, not the flag," "Everybody said they Civil Liberties Union has call- administra- — the publicity," said two from youngsters who American Susan Shapiro, 16, said in a telephone be interviewed went to apology from Noblin. n said. a junior at the school. would beat up Susan if she ed for an interview. "I have a constitutional right Jim McDonough, said le team belongs to the right not to salute the flag school. Mrs Shapiro, who is Jewish, Susan's decision has brought com- not to stand if 1 don't want to." "She's got a 3ing the team a disservice she herself has been a target of telephone of anti-Americanism from further what prompted if she wants to. plaints lo harsh on the guys. It's When asked per anti-Semitic attacks. the morn- Susan's mother, Harriet, said veterans' groups. or just to coach them," her to remain seated during chief Osmond Benjamin() of- Police Student Paul Burrows said his to have Susan taken to school by fered political science class had discussed the car, but her parents refused, say- police case and many students were angry and negotiators ing that would not protect her once she Lebanese intolerant of Susan. was in the building. that "no one The Shapiros say Susan was harassed He said he was surprised school. It doesn't JMLA by her homeroom teacher, Jean Noblin, will stand up for her in Randolph High demand Israeli pullout when she sat through the salute to the say much about was seen as an open- flag in September. The incident was not School." NAQOURA, Lebanon (AP) — Hajj's statement led from page position and as an effort Lebanese negotiators Thursday demanding bargaining Lebanon's participation in the ed a quick and complete withdrawal of to justify Communique and talks to extremist factions in Lebanon t is bad educational as Israeli troops from south Lebanon l_ounge, and "Feminine and the Arab world. Noy. 16 Sutton :al and said he payment of $8 billion to $IO billion in Friday, in the Platonic policy In the statement read by Hajj, Principles inue to oppose it in the war reparations by the Jewish state. 1 pm. Little Hall. Lebanon demands Israel enact a "com- Philosophy" lat military delegation in the UMO Children's ure. The Lebanese plete and quick withdrawal from all •President's Open Office Hour. 11 •Childcare list of tough demands 6:30-11 p.m. presented a long Lebanese territory, unconditionally." a.m. Alumni Hall. Center. : a point where we're not round of negotiations with Alive! presents "Les Grands in the second It spoke of "the eagerness of the *John Dillon, regius professor *Arts le needs of the at the headquarters of the Canadiens:' 8 p.m. seven Israeli officers Lebanese people to be freed from the big from Dublin, Ireland presents Ballets peacekeeping force. To add an eighth would United Nations prison in which the Israeli occupation "Crisis in Ireland! II a.m.. Hauck. with the security n foolish. The people of Israel is concerned has been strangling them" since the June border if the troops are in/Auburn area showed of its northern 6, 1982, invasion. every point the imon sense than the pulled back. Almost The Lebanese demanded that all on the future of he Maine I-jouse and Lebanese raised security measures in the area evacuated conflicted with I the BUT in rejecting southern Lebanon by Israel be given to "the legal Lebanese positions. sal," Bott said. Israel's previously stated authorities — the army, the police and Conference sources said Israel rejected the general security forces." They re- estimated the cost of the Lebanese declaration and asked in- jected the continued existence of "any il- econd referendum to be stead for a detailed Lebanese plan on legal armed Lebanese organization," security arrangements following an such as the Israeli-backed militia known Israeli withdrawal from the country it in- as the South Lebanon Army. back on that referen- vaded 2/12 years ago. This 2,000-man militia is a key ele- loses, then I think the' The Lebanese agreed to continue ment of Israel's withdrawal plans. The ild have spoken. The discussions of the Ourity issue when the Israelis do not want to entrust the securi- the campus's potential talks resume Monday in this border ty of their northern border to the regular e than justifies the cost town, said the sources who spoke on Lebanese army, which has a history of another referendum." condition they not be identified. falling apart at critical moments. Gen. Amos The Lebanese demands, read by chief During the session Brig. stressed Owl delegate Brig. Gen. Mohammed Hajj, Gilboa, Israel's chief delegate, formerly Nite withdrawal but included denunciations of Israel's oc- his country's desire for security PRICES cupation army and accusations that said it depended on "practical WE'VE CUT OUR people of Israel had "strangled liberty and arrangements" to protect the from renewed guerrilla Michelob & freedom of expression" in southern northern Israel & Diet Pepsi attacks. Pepsi Light Lebanon. 1 liter Michelob continued from page 1 12 pack 2 for 89c $5.99 Made in Maine tax & dep. plus plus tax & dep we had a house meeting for Men el planned to have Greg Boat Shoes I the terrace on W'ednes- leather uppers, in accident. We're being genuine Snacks lacing, Meister Brau - Frito-Lay it accident." leather 5 for sl" white molded soles, bar bottles we've been on Frito-Lay Ever since QUALITY 24 - 12oz. All been clean ... we stay out ALL FIRST /2 lb. chips I then an accident hays- $8.89 tax & dep. 79C suggested retail up to $45.00 plus "The fraternity cannot $22.95 Iny more problems at the OURS Busch n that respect the stipuia Other famous brand names also available Miller Lite Iiat drastic.'' 6 - 12oz. cans 6 - 12oz. bottles $2.65 to get $2.89 just for a semester plus tax & dep. Ir feet again. I feel real plus tax & dep. potential leadership that Marden's he right now AT OUTLET PRICES house BRAND NAMES Locations at: Stillwater Ave. Park Street iomores and the present Orono Harbor Road MON.-FRI. 9- Old Town Bar 10-5 BREWER SAT. 9-5/SUN. liey're doing apparently will help the fraternity."

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'al 4 The Daily Maine Campus. Friday, November 16, 1984, Just managing Editorial DON LINSCOTT Time to change horror his page has lately been filled with opinions Last week Washington announced with touting the American political system as the that Nicaragua may be receiving top-quality jet .It's a cruel world Tone and only; the superior form of - fighters from the Soviets.- While they received top- government which all 'states should aspire to at risk quality helicopters instead, the administration is of enslaving their populations in some kind of evil building a case in public sentiment and Congress aberration. That's fine, because opinions are what for an outright invasion. 0=IMNMP editorials are all about. The Nicaraguans are arming rapidly because What a cruel life it is. A life of Were that But it is not fine for this chauvinistic tunnel- Reagan is a threat to their existence. unbearable trials, a life of mishaps and vision to appear so often as the basis for our threat taken away, the Sandinistas could stop a life of basic aggravation. guns.. By foreign policy. Policy toward other states.- to be wasting their scarce resources on Soviet . Take .today for instance, my stomach View, of the effective, must be based on the rational pursuit of pressuring them to conform to our starting groaning for food so I headed directly responsible for the United States' interests, not ideology. --World. the United States is for McDonald's and a nutrition meal. Soviets, a corner Current relations with Nicarawa prove the their long-term reliance on the I jumped into our new car, the engine futility of basing policy on our &vn political this country backed Cuba into. -- blew on our old one last week — but for the United States to philosophy. It is naive and dangerously It is no longer possible that's another story — and started her up counterproductive. The United States is not best exercise complete control in the Western I've discovered that starting it is the softly and carrying a big served by judging Nicaragua right or wrong, but by Hemisphere. Speaking only thing I do well since it's a standard it's the ignorant policy accepting reality and working from there. The . stick is not only outdated, Shift. My family always had large, despise its northern . Chinese are communists, but we normalized which made Central Anierica .automatic automobiles so this is my first relations with them because it improves our -0M11 neighbor. experience with a primitive machine. to change position. Ronald Reagan cannot be expected No problem, I can handle it. I used Our interests are best served by seeking and adopt a rational and prOgive _overnight to drive a la.wnmovverihat was a stan- normalization with Nicaragua rather than the our foreign policy founderings in solution to dard so how much harder can this be? downfall of the Sandinistas. America. It's not his. style. *hat can be Central I shifted confidently into what I The Reagan administration's war against expected from the administration is -continued thought was first gear, let up gently on Nicaragua, the President says, is intended to propaganda intended to convince the public that 'the clutch and promptly stalled. Third -prevent them from *mooing' their revolution to El military action is necessary and beneficial. The gear is too close to first as far as I'm Salvador and establishing another Soviet ally in best interests of this country cannot be served by. concerned. our hemisphere. Weapons may be exported, but the war in Nicaragua, and the war cannot begin After a couple more tries I was on my motivation to use them cannot; it already exists. without playing on the gullibility of the American way. I could almost taste that nice rub- Besides, if the weapons flow from Nicaragua is so public. cheeseburger in. my_ mouth_ My_ instrumental in destabilizing the region, why aredt - . bery _stomach _growled more_loudly. the contras and the CIA intercepting the shipments. pulled up next to the drive- instead of trying to overth ow the government? - I through-.indow speaker and prepared to give my order. BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take usTiv,voti q/kr A ff.GU your order, please?" trrat rgatioP. WV:foe merotik- "I'll have two cheeseburgers, large fries m4p4m kNotu ho.PiAE gor and a vanilla shake." I ThitNit ABOUT nil/ of wens_ A tor "Would you care for a hot apple pie V°V MAW 10 ,flir Ote NAITO with that?" ask that? If I ""-- MY WORM - A Irrir Why do they always '\ LESS WS8,047 wanted a hot apple pie I'd order one. OA, TR.5, MR, Iv' "No, thank you," I responded A patiently. vIORPi "Please drive up." After another battle with the dread- ed stick shift I made it to the window. I could smell the burgers frying and was so hungry that I didn't even consider if Doonesbury BY GARRY TRUDEAU broiling beat frying ... I just wanted some food to stuff into my face. 4`42C.C. viasoffit 51.451111Y NOT, 4E7'5 "If you'll pull ahead and wait, your 55E PVC illAttatgE LAWSZ 10E57W MECRE4RY,98 order will be out in just a Minute," NrFE 60145 V I 56771ED PIE J54,01E %NOT PER& tEEP 5C495 V ma NOW* fIEREElt 4L98ird she said. 571t/la LAST ,24Ra 41PRE55ivE She -was obviously blind to the look lEtt CEREIVO. MEM CAE iVrtEr' of starvation in my eyes. I didn't go to the drive-up window to be told I would have to wait. I thought the whole idea of the window was that it was there to pick up food at. Evidently I was wrong —maybe it should be called-the "pay up" window instead. - After another stall or two I managed to inch the car over to the waiting area. I turned up the radio to drown out my stomach's growling. At last the woman came out with my food'. She passed it through my open window and wished me a good day. That Maine Campus was nice. But then it happened just as it has hap- vol. XCV no. LII 'Friday, November 16, 1984 pened thousands of times before. I opened the bag and saw that my bag of french fries was upside down! I was RIPPED! I don't ask for much in life but I Garven, Michael P. Harman Suzanna M. Donovan, Managing Editor Rich Sports Editor would like it very much if fast food Editor Tom Ron Gabriel, Managing Hawkins, Photo Editor restaurants trained their employees bet- Editor Editor Rick Don Linscott, Managing Lawes, Assignments Editor ter. Upside down fries are a disturbing Rebecca Daigle, Ads. Prod, Manager Beth Hearn, Graphic Artist sight. Manager , Mark Gagnon, Adv. Sales James Emple, Copy Editor I, for one, am not going to take it Rick Caron Adv, Office Manager Rod Gretchen Dittmer, Eves, Copy Editor anymore. Upside down fries and stan- Page Editor Business Manager Stephen R..Macklin Editorial dard cars are just too much for me to handle in the course of a day. There must Pubtished rn,t101,1 Vett IV a use I niversety of Mame a Orono Offwes at Sone 7A LiDed Hai, UMQ Orono, Man,04469 Telepnone be an easier way. numben Ednor Adwrflung Office. 581.1271, BUIIINIS OffKr.. 581 12,2. Materna Edo, 5111,126,, Newsroom. 581.1269', Sport, 5ai.,26a nue, amiable upon requeu Printed at The EflsoronA Amer., Ells...onto. Mane

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There is only so to be about horror films. }et clip after All 89. much murder, violence, and mayhem clip of Sylvester Stallone Foil Fresh Chips Ai on I can take before needing a breather ("Nighthawks") does not a horror All Natural 4.5 He Unfortunately for the film, there was movie make. Then again, some might could he none. say that's a horror in itself. Important Notice ts I That's not to say the idea behind Certain aspects of "Terror" left me noticed t 'Terror in the Aisles" lacks merit. On cold. Scenes of rape that had little to days, wt the contrary, compiling shock do, in my mind, with the film's theme tod0 went t • his door • been com • and k noel _cpe ecc\'01 ° • my passk, ,ttteIN NOINsees '0 ‘AoNI • I could • front roe • lights on vNe:sOl.\1\ \o\\al,:e\c'e • drawn, bi • music deo \ol \PI 62,1 J8 • ing from ooc` • spedmn>a , p • way • dgor. I kn • ndn • doorospes" elements from 'Whairier Happened were lingered upon almost lovingly. • The TOI Office of the Registrar • thick odo to Baby Jane," "Halloween," "Fri- As Pleasance states, the cinema • day the 13th," "Texas Chainsaw creates fantastic terrors to detract clung to Massacre," "The Thing," from our violent everyday world. I lected "Rosemary's Baby," and "Invasion don't know who's idea it was to in- stomach. of the Body Snatchers," among clude these rape sequences, but they from a it others, is a great premise. It certainly would have best been left on the cut- lit the to convinced me to buy a ticket. I was, ting room floor. Rape is not a part of find my' nonetheless, somewhat disappointed the horror film genre... it is too real parently afterwards. and too frightening. left the st "Terror in the Aisles" opens with • the same a humorous monologue by veteran ----The-rnost glaring inconsistency' I ing for t horror star Donald Pleasance ("Fan- found in this film was the absence of switched tastic Voyage," "Halloween"), as he titles. Scenes were not identified. One I tune sits in .a darkened movie house sur- must be a true movie fanatic in order desk, no rounded by Hollywood's idea of to recognize what comes from where. cpharzia:as average theatergoers. Co-host Nancy There are endless shots of people run- ty bottle Allen, Brian DePalma's ex-wife (pro- ning down hallways, opening strange minently featured here in three of his doors, barricading strange doors, tak- empty pi classics: "Carrie," "Dressed to ing showers, being chased through ing to th Kill," and "Blow Out"), soon joins fields, through woods, up and down ed valiun Pleasance and they proceed to com- stairs, and stabbings that copy Hit- The New Bass Surplus Store right here in at the d ment on the parade of scenes and chcock's "Psycho"" Of course, that Bangor The biggest son's hoi snippets that make up the bulk of famous shower death is also included. money saving family the centi "Terror in the Aisles." Inane But before long, they all appear to shoe idea in our history Even greater the slot remarks abound. For example, Allen have been cut from the same bolt of states, rather solemnly, that horror cloth. If anything, this only serves to savings on famous Bass quality shoes. film victims are usually women. What point out the derivative aspects of to- Save at least 50% off regular retail I tour a revelation! "Terror in the Aisles" day's horror film and why one splat- story; tl worked best when Pleasance and ter epic can easily be exchanged for everyday that war Allen joined in as viewers and drop- another. Don't get me wrong. I was it occur ped the running commentary. intrigued by "Terror in the Aisles" Mr. AAnpron( Sass Surplus Slone "Terror" showcases hor- and would recommend it to those teacher Basically, Maim Square Wart '80s. There who can take an hour and a half ror films of the '70s and Hogan Road are a few older black and white (quite short by anyone's standards) of 8argy sell fel non-stop film is not for LADIES' movies thrown in: "Psycho," shock. 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could see nothing in the drawer and went to the en- front room. There were no trance to wait for them. of the when my friends left me for t was the first time in five stood out from the rest lights on and the blinds were When they got here I let and through which I I had tasted cham- class, probably because he was love, but I could hear the them into 3-B and led them in- Iyears drawn, could wandered in search of a com- I had been offered a the only student who music clearly now. It was com- to the back room. One of pagne. more after make intelligent comments panion, someone, I them turned on some lights, tenure-track position ing from the back room. the boring essays I substantial than God, from every teaching only one year. was about snapped on a light and made while the other opened he never failed whom I could gain support. celebrating. I poured the first assigned, and my way to the back-room window. mundane And when my wanderings glass, paused to watch the to make the most dgor. I knocked and there was They asked me a few ques- brought me to graduate bubbles race, and thought that topics a little interesting. na"inswer, so I swung the tions, but I couldn't tell them school, I saw in one of the again my life was stable We took a table that morn- door open. much. All I knew about Mr. once a low doorway time in ing on the right side of the grimy walls filled with a Anderson was that he had a and that for the first The room was cafeteria, next to the wall, I that led out of the city and in- it Ph.D. in English and had been years I had something tangible thick odor, like rotten tuna; down at the mass of to a place where flowers grew for to cling to. As I raised the gazed clung to my skin, and col- teaching at the college eggs, the under the charm of clear, cool glass to my lips I mumbled a cold scrambled lected in a lump in my about a year. He left at seven and air. And in that garden I met words to success, and undercooked homefries, The only light came every morning and came back few broke the stomach. tonight the overcooked bacon, then Jonathan. Jonathan it every evening and didn't thought that perhaps from a small desk lamp, but at five up an Jonattian and spell of the memory, sug- for I could sleep without a pill. looked lit the room enough for me to leave his apartment, except us to gesting that we substitute a But when I took the first sip, thought, "They expect find my way to the stereo. Ap- an occassional trip to the cup of English Breakfast tea the gentle bursting of bubbles eat this?" parently Mr. Anderson had grocery. up from for the breakfast we had just on my tongue aroused Jonathan looked left the stabilizer arm up, and An ambulance came; they got sent away. I agreed, and we I thought I had his tray and said, "They've same music had been play- put Mr. Anderson's body on a memories room to put water the of the fifth to be kidding. They can't ex- went to my two days. I stretcher, covered it with a escaped. Memories ing for the last pect us to eat this, can they?" on to boil. sheet, and wheeled him away. of November 1984. switched it off. He picked up the tarnished that on the The police told me there the day when I I turned and saw stainless steel fork and slid a Thus began was a would be an investigation, but the true worth of desk, next to the lamp, large chunck of egg into his -learned wouldn't take long and was a champagne glass and an emp- that it As I watched him Jonathan English. It probably I awoke that morning feel- mouth. ty bottle of Taittenger cham- the apartment could vehemently I began to rare early November day in ing much the same as I had chewing pagne. Next to that was an be rented in a week. some collosal New England: the sun shone the day before, and the day think, that by empty pill bottle that, accord- I left Mr. Anderson's story brightly through the deep blue that—half hoping that accident on the cook's part, lable, had contain- in the drawer for two days before shade of the sky, and a warm' ing to the of the the eggs were good. The long I decided to read it. the last few weeks to carry the ed valium. Slumped in a chair before whiney groan that came from breeze seemed end it hit me semester would pass quickly. for ere in at the desk was Mr. Ander- When I read the throat told me that songs of birds flown south the I went with little caution, and Jonathan's son's body. In a neat stack in that the story contained performed as the winter. It was a day I less thought, through my mor- the cook had family the center of the blotter was reason for Mr. Anderson's for his glass spent, much the same as I had ning routine of a shower and usual. He reached the story you are about to death. It startled me, I guess, and took every other day this week, a shave, then dressed, as I of orange juice read. because I had forgotten Mr. closeted in my room, correc- did then, in grey flan- several swallows to wash the Anderson. typically ting student essays, pausing and a white aftertaste of egg out of his I touched nothing but the I decided against plag- nel trousers now and then to have a cup of -cloth shirt. mouth, set the glass down, story; there was part of me iarism. I decided to just edit it, oxford tea and perhaps a cookie, oc- that morning was stood up an announced, "The wanted to be a writer, and keep Mr. Anderson's name on Breakfast casionally looking out the that usual. orange juice desperately needs that since this foreword, and more enjoyable than it occurred to me II, write champagne; I'm leasing." window at undergraduates I The food was the same, but it Mr. Anderson was an English send it to be published. trays to the passing on their way to and was one of those rare morn- We took our teacher at the college the story figured I would still get the to from classes. In short, the day on which my friend conveyor that carried them probably good enough to money since Mr. Anderson is ings passed—without Jonathan. was awoke where they were cleaned. and but it is still his story. Jonathan English my sell. dead, as l watched my tray slide Jonathan knocked on in my before 900. ES' I felt the lump my mind slid back and door at 5:00, just as he always Grains I had met Jonathan—he away, us Bass stAng All stomach begin to rise, so I Allen B. life was like always hated to be called remembered what e Choose from nary grabbed the story and went Building Superintendent I remem- Jon—two years earlier when before Jonathan. ,ar casual and dress back to my apartment to call Riverside Apartments and dingy continued on page 6 he was a student in my college bered life as a vast Fashion and quality the police_ 1 hid the story thrown composition class. Jonathan city, into which I was - nch less under the tray in my silverware :

verbatim.November 16. 1984.page 3 If you've ever waitressed or waitered before, you can appreciate Roberta, the Taproom waitress. She can take an order for 10 different pizzas without having to write it dawn. Not only that, but if you wanted to test her, Bert could rattle the order back to you without drop- Barstan's * * * ping her poker face. 15 Mill Sr, Orono pitcher of Bud $425 $325i happy hour) gin and tonic $1.75 ($1.25 happy hour) hours Thursday—Saturday 7 pm to 1 a m University Motor Inn * * extras happy hour Friday 3 to 7 pr's , bands 5 College Ave.. Orono )cover), video games pitches of Bud 5-4 reg (53.50 happy hour) gin and tonic: $2.15 reg. ($1 50 happy hour) hours Monday—Thursday 3 to 10 p.m , Friday, Satur- day 3 p m tot am Barstan's can be a nice place to go depending on two extras. happy hour 310 7 pm , daily drink specials variables: If a decent band is playing and if they let Star light, you in. The pub is usually either standing room only or completely empty. As the only bar in Orono that regularly books rock bands, it gets its share of students. The University Motor Inn, known in cryptic circles But because it monopolizes Orono in this respect. as UMI, easily ranks as the smallest watering hole in bright, (except for drinking in the aisle at the Night Barstan's will also book some very desperate acts star Orono which, if you're exposed to them, can make you feel Owl). It's hard to describe this place as a bar—there , as if you have entered the most putrid corner of enter- are only five small tables and as many stools. It's in tainment hell. the basement and looks remarkably like a Midwestern But on a good night, when a band like Carol and first bar 1 airport bar. The small size can be attributed to the bar's the Charmers plays, Barstan's can be loud, hot, crowd- patrons being predominately motel guests. Because the ed, and fun, if you don't get too plowed dunng happy motel is usually only fully booked on sports weekends hour. Friday happy hour at Barstan's is a ritual for S at UMO, the bar is rarely overflowing. But because of & W apartment dwellers. The walk up the hill on Mill its quiet and secluded nature, UMI is the ideal place St. starts at about 4 p.m. and continues incoherently see tonight to meditate over a pitcher without being assaulted by all night. loud music and boisterous drinkers that you would The bands range from standard local Top-40 like never think of allowing in your own home. The house - Sound-Trac to Zero Mentality's frontal assault on music is usually jazz and some quiet rock and roll Orono's mud-season ennui last spring. The ,rowds dif- (though nothing so cheesy as Hall and Oates or Hair- accessibility and pric * * * * * Excellent, fer with the bands: fraternities and Top-40-, locals and top shelf stuff. cut 100) and is relatively unobtrusive. a quick walk away fit Van Hales covers; and off-campus regulars with any * * * * Superior, memorable drinking It's a bit surprising UMI doesn't attract more students like to stop band that's not too offensive to their tastes. Cover is _ * * * Good, but not wicked students. It's happy hours are long arid its drink erg campus for the di never more than two dollars and Barstan's is within IV* Average, if not tepid specials are truly bargains. pub fills quickly afti. walking distance of the majority of UMO's population. * Poor, like warm flat beer aspect of the Den is Barstan's earns points for its live entertainment, hap- great profit from it. py hours and the fun groups that usually appear there, an alcohol awareness but is hurt by boring nights that border on pain and Yianni's * * are still the lowest a the fact that it all too often seems as if you've walked University Mall, Orono Those are, unfortu into just another fraternity party. pitcher of Bud $4 seq $3 happy hour) about the Bear's De gin and tonic $1 35 reg ($1 20 happy hour) to drink in a depress hours Monday—Wednesday 11 a m to 11 pm black mark against t Thursday—Saturday Open until midnight booked there. The re Pat's (Taproom) * * * * extras MTV full menu, happy hour 4 to 7 pm eery (why anyone of the night, video games mpted to dance alt St., Orono n min is beyond reason) ar smaii pitcher of Bud 54.25 large. $225 guitar acts (which se gin and tonic. Sr 50 "House at I hours 3-30 pm to 1 am daily Yianni's Pizza and Pub is only a year old and despite sions of extras: MTV. tree popcorn video games its distance from most on- and off-campus residents, the Den after 9 p.ir either it attracts a substantial number Of students. The filled with "classics restaurant is known mostly for its pizza, which many overplayed all year. say is the best available near.UMO. Yianni's has a small stay there "Pat's" is a word every freshman hears within his of the o bar and a large number of tables and booths, those Because or her first week at UMO. At that time it might make located so close to ui near the MTV screen being filled first. Like Pat's, the very little sense, but for those seasoned in Orono liv- attract a la clientele usually is divided evenly between those tinue to ing, Pat's means pitchers on weeknights and books and no incentive to in catatonically staring at the five-foot screen and those is papers going unattended indefinitely. alcohol posture of t trying to ignore it. Conversing with someone facing the The mystique of Pat's, if you can attribute such a the pub to be screen can be compared with using sign language on for metaphysical term to a place called a "Taproom," is closed. a blind person through. eventually hard to explain. Pat's doesn't have live music, happy over the phone. Nothing gets Most people food and hours, or gimmicky promo nights. People like it go to Yianni's for both the the drinks, and crowded earlier in because it's always been there, opens in time to skip therefore it is more the evening and clears progresses. 3 o'clock class, and doesn't change. With its long rows out as the night Unlike the Barstan's Town Farm of formica tables and metal chairs, and large (6 or 8 overpowering noise of a band in or the cafeteria is quiet person) booths, Pat's is truly a communal watering -style seating in Pat's, Yianirrs 28 Mill St. Orono enough to talk at tables to give hole. length and has enough pitcher of Bud (bott even the most privacy. The big-screen television is situated within view of paranoid person a sense of gin and tonic $1 95 Monday—Tht most of the patrons and to those not engulfed in con- hours Sunday 8 a m to 1C unchallenged center of attention. This versation it is the on Sundays) can cause an outrageous sideshow known as extras happy hour I "cable-wars." A good time to view or participate in Bears' Den * Friday—Saturdar3 this sociological nightmare is when a' Culture Club Memorial Union, UMO MTV exclusive video and a Celtics game are broadcast pitcher of Bud $3.75 ($2 deposit on pitchers) simultaneously. Each side has its fanatical adherents gin and tonic no mixed drinks The Town Farm who, like fascist dictators, proclaim they know what hours: Monday—Thursday 4 pm to midnight of its popular har "everyone" would really like to see. W'eeisclay afternoons extras bye bands (occasionally), food, video games Because of its unic are the best time for diehard cableviewers to watch all take credit for bein of their "must sees" without offending anyone. in Orono, or even' Because of its lack of live entertainment, Pat's rare- It is pub operated student art adornir ly gets filled beyond capacity, but instead maintainS difficult to rate any on-campus by the school administration. Even under the best of based menu, the a steady crowd that gets larger as the night goes on. "cultured" studei circumstances, such pubs fall far short of the students' The MTV is never loud enough to make sign language members. Howeve expectations; in the worst cases, they are about the necessary and with enough people the music gets tical to what you'd last place on Earth one would choose to drink. In the drowned out instead. to go remains the case of the Bears' Den, there is far more of the latter beer on tap but set than the former. with he photos by Torn Hawkins To be sure, there are two points in the Den's favor: ed drinks verbatim.Nosiember 16. 1984.page 4 -ts -7777"

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On-campus students are only Owing to its emphasis on smoking. phrase, "It's not a crime if I don't get caugh1..1v relatively unobtrusive. a quick walk away from the Den and many off-campus the Town Farm frowns the eveidenced in the fact that not prompt many Americans to challenge these lasieb ig UMI doesn't attract more students like to stop there for a quick beer before leas- This is gems to ask for ashtrays, but people to behave they are solute hours are long and its drink rig campus for the day. More often than not, the Den's only must one This sort of thinking leads provided are large to get behind the wheel alter - ;ains. pub fills quickly after is 4 p.m. opening. Another good those grudgingly enough or skilled enough for about five butts. cocktail party and drive aspect of the Den is that no one is trying to make a enough an emended happy hour or office television or loud music, or hurting someone. great profit from it. While sales do cover the cost of Without home without getting caught, is a place for conver- an alcohol awareness counselor for students, the prices the Town Farm While many who follow this line of reasoning do sation or whatever else people do are still the lowest around. to weave home safely, ever-increasing numbers of drink and don't have manage unfortunately, the only good things to say when they -related highway 70 Those are, minds. OUI arrests and, unfortunately, alcohol unless of course, you like something to absorb their (S3 happy hour) about the Bear's Den pub, deaths prove that many are not up to the task. A big While the Town Farm is a fun, though (St 20 happy hour) to drink in a depressingly collegiate atmosphere. only a few have been respon- ; subdued, place to drink, it suffers Everyone is guilty. While isday 11 am to 11 pm black mark against the Den is the caliber of the bands play the the fact that it is first and sible for an alcohol-related accident, too many en until midnight booked there. The repeated appearances of Sound-Trac from restaurant. Whoever heard -evading game that encourages others to believe they happy hour 4 to 7 p or essay (why anyone of the legal drinking age would be pro- foremost a law in a bar with peach and well. In passing off a sibling's II) as one's' mpted to dance atop a table to their Top-40 schlock of drinking can sumeed as walls anyway? drunk "just this once" because it is beyond reason) and the number of mellow acoustic white own or driving home everyone has lent a hoot guitar acts (which seem to sing increasingly vapid ver- was too cold to walk, almost Corner") makes lingering in America's highways the most dangerous in the is only a year old and despite sions of "House at Pooh in making p.m. almost painful. The jukebox is t on- and off-campus residents, the Den after 9 world. with either current top-40 hits or musty, Oronoka * * * * ironic that this situation has become so tial number of students. The filled It is perversely "classics" and many of the songs seem to Bangor Road(U.S. Route 2), Orono Stair-n, for this country was founded tostly for its pizza, which many overplayed abysmal in the United there all year. others. Those near.UMO. Iiianni's has a small stay pitcher of Bud S4 on the principle of respect for the rights of of the obvious advantage of a bar being gin and tonic $1.95 reason ier of and booths, those Because who wrote the Constitution would likely find no tables students, the Den will con- hours noon to I a.m. daily the located so close to university laws, for they believed Americans to be being filled first. Like Pat's, this, there MN. full menu, free munches, for today's OU I tinue to attract a large crowd. Because of extras: liberties divided evenly between those cakes. Trivia Night responsible enough to know when their personal is no incentive to improve it. With the continuing anti- iree birthday It the five-foot screen and those with others. alcohol posture of the university administration, look (Thursday) interfered iversing with someone facing the now. In the past five years, many gate for the pub to be determined "uneducational" and We know better ed with using sign language on strict OUI laws closed. legislatures have written increasingly e gets through. eventually most premier bars, there is phone. Nothing As with this year Congress passed a law which penalizes stadia Yianni's for both the food and a definite mystique to the Oronoka. age of which refuse to comply with a national drinking )re it is more crowded earlier in The place is dark with low-ceilings, lightly 21. While it may be true that these laws deal too is out as the night progresses. service is sometimes sporatic and it's offenders or unfairly single out one narrow ng noise of a band in Barstan's Town Farm * * -so far away it's almost in Veazie But with OU1 true that we must live with these laws for eating in Pat's, Yiannrs is quiet 28 Mill St. Orono if you're even half human, it will group, it is also on the American habit of ignoring Was- hand has enough tables to give pitcher of Bud. (bottled beer only) charm the hell out of you. now. Falling back that innocent lives id person a sense of prisacy. gin and tonic Si 95 reg. ($1.50 happy hour) A lot of the 'Noka mystique comes one disagrees with is to ignorethe fact hours- Monday—Thursday 11 am to 9 p to., Saturday, from the sense of closeness you feel are being sacrificed. noon Sunday 8 am to 10 p.m. (no liquor served before almost immediately upon entering. There is very little to be proud of in successfully driv- as a on Sundays) Repeated visits will mark you ing while drunk, no responsibility or respect for (Sherif Monday—Thursday 3 to 6 p to , extras happy hour member of the unofficial but grow- to penalize offenders pm.. free munches rights shown. Laws exist Friday—Saturdar3 to 5 family. While this status ing 'Noka cross certain social boundaries; those who ro l0 neressarily entitle you to any doesn't to OACTS restrain themselves 12 deposit on pitchers) it has been known to responsibilit this review because extra privileges, I drinks The Town Farm is included in drink and porch. result in an occasional free lay 4 pm to midnight ,,- of its popular happy hour and its glassed-in can quick recognition when you approach asionally), food. video genes of its unique appendage, the Town Farm Because a crowded bar for being the first and only "outdoor cafe" reason, Delta , take credit for its extra-casual at- professors and, for some unknown for that matter. With loaned The Oronoka is famous they in Orono, or even Veazie -death Airline personnel who visit for long dinners when a diverse vegetable- mosphere, platters of free munchies. to-the operated student art adorning the walls and in Bangor. There are always a couple of in- e any on-campus pub the more Trivial Pursuit matches, large parties in the banquet lay-over of based menu, the Town Farm attracts around willing to give you their views tration. Even under the best and, of course, Trivia Night. Not so many pea- teresting people students as well as assorted faculty room the TV). it you're by fall far short of the students' "cultured" such as the bar's shut- of the world (especially if CNN is on the liquor they serve is iden- ple know about other courtesies about the members. However, since really lucky, Ellen will sit down and play a round of iorst cases, they are Thrift Way, the reason tle service which, while intended to combat drunk driv- the tical to what you'd pick up at the with you or at least give you the answers to the e would choose to drink. In doesn't have ing, will transport you even if you're dead sober. Trivia to go remains the same. The Town Farm questions. The proverbial good innkeeper. 1, there is far more of the latter mix- The 'Noka boasts one of the most well-rounded week's trivia beer on tap but serves very cold bottled beer and groups of patrons anywhere: locals, UMO students and with healthy proportions. ) two points in the Den's favor: ed drinks verbatim.November 16, 1984.page 5 '.. Jonathan's face. I looked a few lines of Eliot would be too continuer with vulgarities, invaded our interruption. moment to see if he still wore Edward checked brief an interruption to keep silence. They fell between us From his desk Edward the grin I remembered, but his Jonathan awake, so he slid made a cor and for a moment drove studied the figure of found that his pallorof had from his pose in the chair, on search the wallet and Jonathan from my thoughts. friend, who, though he had an worsened. The skin his to his knees, and crawled to change w My mind ran back to my room adequate room of his own, cheeks had begun to droop, Ed- his bookcase to find a longer studied ever found three and began to pace, trying to had decided to study on and he looked like the diversion, looked not v collect itself, and evict the out- ward's bed. He was, as Edward caricature of a tired old man. Scanning the shelves he saw an ad dollars. They side noise so Jonathan could thought, at that single mo- awe of Grendle, The House of the s return. ment, more handsome than he the hungry Seven Gables, The American, my had erased had ever been, looking at once with the ca ducked out of the When mind of Poe, and just like a middle-aged politician The Tales someone wh those intrusive phrases, it came to three hey had gone out for, as years of com- before he is looking fe wind, into the returned to the cafeteria and soured by he Jonathan called it, after- of thirteen Virginia Woolf novels, T chances of f was instantly filled with promise, and a boy noon recreation; though how with his found what he was looking Out of the liquor store and Jonathan. I turned to him to compelled to dance Jonathan could call a dollar's for. He thought it was a book Edward no start a conversation, but the ten-year-old sister, worth of "Defender" wearing all of his Jonathan would enjoy, and concentratic bought another sight of his face prevented He was tion Edward never knew, a pair of from which he would learn and speech. His face had faded in- favorite clothes: Jonathan was on his last women that he what he meant to Edward. He the bottle of to a sickly grey, and his lips almost blue jeans and 80 points away from before old; a slid the novel from the shelf, ship, from a healthy red to an un- claimed were four years he recovery per regarded its cover as he usual- winning another one, when champagne natural pale pink; his eyes WM blue pin-striped oxford-cloth you ogle at t an evening's first was shot by a mutant. motionless and moist, and shirt; a white cashmere ly regarded they're the then toss- Frustrated, Jonathan stormed as they saw sweater that vaguely reminded glass of champagne, on campus. looked though stomach, out of the nearest cut. Edward nothing of the world around Edward of a sweater worn by edit onto Jonathan's pay that mu4 continued from page 3 suddenly notic- followed at a safe distance. them but were focused on Fred Rogers; and a pair of Jonathan, when I'm ta sitting cross- When they got outside, inside, grey athletic socks. ing Edward "Why, E something turned Jonathan took a deep breath Balanced on his chest was legged on the floor, you're a litt had, and we went to dinner. and sighed, "Well, that was Karl Marx's Dan Kapital. from his book, his jaw still "Don't b The cafeteria was, as cafeterias 0 0 0 fun." Edward remained His face, framed by clenched, but from his once wb usually are, quite plain. The as he knew if would be don't see short brown hair, tired eyes there shone a glim- silent, walls were painted legal pad Edward had been reading unkempt, before about a bur a mer of greenish bewilderment. ten or fifteen minutes yellow, and the tables were ar- The Collected Poems of bore the temporary scars of women lyin "Read this," commanded Jonathan could converse; so ranged in rows resembling the TS. Eliot as a break from cor- fierce battle to remain awake. "That's v Edward in a half-heartedly they headed back to their lines on a page, awaiting the reefing student papers, and to His eyes, from which there and if you stern tone. dorm. words of diners, remind himself that it was usually shone a bright hazel a prude...." Putting aside his book, Their walk took them past We sat at a table near the possible to use the English beam of naive confusion, "Prude?" Jonathhan sighed, allowed the lawn behind the library on and spoke in language intelligently, reflected only their need for "Yes, pru windows, smile, and which today, as on every other and occa- Ten minutes earlier he had rest. His cheeks, darkened himself a slight such a prude phrases, sentences, of day the sun shone, there was all punc- read Jonathan a sentence that with two day's stubble, were picked up Edward's copy that they'rel sionally paragraphs, Brideshead a collection of bodies, mostly fork fulls of he said, "could set the rigid as he clenched his jaw Evelyn Waugh's at when it tuated with with female, clad in the briefest in language back 500 years"; and, with determination, fore-Revisited. half-naked. lasagna. There was a pause swimwear, lying on towels. which while reading the "Preludes" ed himself into the next "I doubt our conversation As they walked by, Edward neither of us felt any need to he had found a stagza that paragraph. "Well, wl fill; I glanced out the window, could bring it back to the pre- Edward, seeing that nothing to f faded. I continued on page 7 and phrases and sentences, sent. He hoped Jonathan Jonathan would soon losethe When the memory a while." staring at from other tables, punctuated would not mind another battle, thought that reading a found myself still

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Quite frankly I don't a small indentation need that aggravation on top bank with several large mind, die." n I remembered, but into my made a conscious effort to of all the work I have to boulders protruding from the Edward checked his wallet I dropped back that his pallor had watched, as search the pavement for do." ground and offering and found three dollars. They chair and ed. The skin of his able to lift change while Jonathan Edward smiled in agree- themselves as chairs, they ducked out of the wind, into Jonathan, barely had begun to droop, walked away from the studied every female form. He ment, and as their walk put found they were not alone in the liquor store, and bought his feet, ie looked like the I wanted to get up and looked not with the wild-eyed the bevy of sunbathers behind their fondness for it. It had another bottle of champagne. table. use of a tired old man. him, but I knew that awe of an adolescent nor with them, he looked up and saw been taken over by two young When they came back out in- help he said was somehow the hungry stare of a rake, but that Jonathan too was couples and a tag along who to the wind, Jonathan what going to die. with the calculated stare of smiling, were enjoying a romantic shouted, "It's not the true. He was step he took, I someone who knows what he moonlit snack of Pringles and best...." With every en had gone out for, as my life emptying. The air is looking for, but knows the E. C H i Budweiser. "But it's champagne." felt onathan called it, after- began to grow heavy, and the chances of finding it are slim. As they. walked away, Ed- As they walked back ecreation; though how comfort, and love which I had Out of the corner of his eye, Jonathan had not moved ward turned to Jonathan and, towards the campus, Jonathan an could call a dollar's found in Jonathan wilted. He Edward noticed Jonathan's nor had his face changed. The out-shouting the wind, asked, cradling the champagne in his of "Defender" recrea- took a dozen steps, and the in- concentration on the basking conversations from ..other "Don't you hate it when they right arm, his left swinging iward never knew. looking he began to fall I felt women and decided to speak tables blurred, then solidified intrude?" , freely at his side, slant ithan was on his last myself forced out of the en- before the fifteen-minute into walls which slowly closed Jonathan looked puzzled ahead and smiling in anticipa- rid 80 points away from hands chanted garden and back into recovery period ended: "Must around me, squeezing into my for a moment,"When who in- lion, Edward, with his g another one, when he pockets and his the dingy city. When Jonathan you ogle at them? You'd think mind another memory. trudes?" deep in his ihot by a mutant. forward against the hit the floor, I felt as though they're the only living things "The rest of the world." head bent ited, Jonathan stormed thought, "I wonder that low doorway through on campus. I wish you would Li The wind ceased momen- wind, the nearest exit. Edward would taste which I had passed two years to me tartly and Jonathan said, "Oh, what champagne safe distance. pay that much attention earlier had been sealed shut .Tcl at a dward thought it was a them. Yes." like without Jonathan.... when I'm talking." a knobless door that :n they got outside, for a walk, Having lost their spot by the Forget it, I don't want to with "Why, Edward, I believe Eperfect night grey wall. took a deep breath blended into the ian and since it was Friday and river, they wondered back on- know." was you're a little jealous." I watched as people all over ghed, "Well, that drunk a bottle of to campus, hoping that no one "Don't be foolish. I just they had the cafeteria looked question- Edward remained Jonathan agreed. would disturb their walk. Ei L-i L7 don't see what's so interesting champagne, ingly at their plates, then • as he knew if would be a com- At every turn they took, 1 about a bunch of half-naked The temperature was vultures around fifteen minutes before were met by the sounds finally spoke: "Jonathan, gathered like women lying on the grass." fortable 53 degrees; the sky they morsel ian could converse; so drunken students are you all right?" his body, waiting for a "That's what's interesting, was clear; and the wind was swarms of leaded back to their out Jonathan turned towards of information. and if you weren't such such blowing at about 25 miles per or stereos broadcasting latest craze me, and, inn voice that sound- I rose from my chair and a prude..." hour. open windows the ir walk took them past music. Their ed like the dull 'thudof a fought my way into the center "Prude?" They set out for the river in nonconformist m behind the library on to escape the typical broken piano key, he replied, of the crowd; when I got there, "Yes. prude. If you weren't that ran along the east side of attempts today, as on every other to the "No." someone who had known us such a prude you would realize the campus. They had college revelry led them sun there was a half- He slowly rose, and leaned looked up from where he was c shone, nice to look wandered down to the river steps of the liquer store that they're rather on the backs of chairs around crouched now to Jonathan's ction of bodies, mostly about many times before, and had mile from campus. at when they're lying him, oblivious to who was sit- asked, "Do you :., clad in the briefest found a niche to sit in and When Jonathan realized head and half-naked." ting in them, as he made his know what's wrong with sear, lying on towels. talk, which was, to Jonathan's where they were, he pulled out "I doubt that." way to the end of the table. I him?" hey walked by, Edward delight, surrounded by an in- his wallet and found only two "Well, whatever, you have started to rise and asked him, I said. "He's of small skim- dollars. He looked over the "Yes," nothing to fear from them for finite number matter?" page 7 frames of his glasses at Ed. 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over their shoulder while they first asks you for a light will not be the one to end ed at your watching very unique thing happened to me the intently at their hands while they up with your lighter. The lucky one in the party write, or staring other day: I had a pen run out of ink on if you don't want to go to the store system is the host. As the guests begin to file out, light up. But, me. Now, this may not sound like an earth by a new Bic, you've got to do what you've got A realize that the lighter on the coffee table in to they moving event, but when you take into consideration it to do. front of them is not theirs. Naturally, they leave what it means to have been able keep a pen that long There is a third possible solution, but it's effec- behind assuming its rightful owner will claim it. Of you'll understand it's importance. tiveness depends on how responsive the makers of course by this time the original owner has probably Pens are members of a class of consumer goods pens, disposable lighters, and Chopstick are to up hope and gone home. that are designed to last. But not in the hands of the given public pressure. If they will give in to threats of third member of this vanishing series of pro- consumer who purchased them. Pens are designed A boycotts and bad publicity, this solution just might is ever popular Chopstick. This small tiny slim and with a smooth surface for a very definite ducts the have a chance. is almost impossible to keep until it runs purpose, which is not necessarily to make writing lip balm The objectives are as follows, and *come under of stuff. easier. That purpose is to make it easier to drop out the heading of product modification: them, or forget them. Their size and shape also The only method for this one, however, is losing Pens should be made a minimum of 12 inches pen that to makes them ideal for accidentaly aguiring a it on your own. It is generally not a good idea long, and at least a half inch in diameter. The cur- is not yours, be letting others use your Chopstick. Perhaps this rent smooth surface of pens should be replaced with How many times have you loaned someone your is why most people are no shocked when a total a coarse surface. The effect will be that you will pen, even for just a second, only to never see it stranger asks them for a light, but would probably always know whether or not you have your pen in again? It's not necessarily the fault of the thief be dismayed if a stranger approached them on the you pocket. either. It is just force of habit to slip a pen into your street and asked, "Hey, buddy, can I burn some Disposable lighters should be made of stainless pocket when you're done writing. Chapstick from you? steel, and weigh a minimum of half a pound. The consumer that Another of this class of hard-tohold There are several possible answers to this slippery case should be treated with a special chemical marvelous you skin, products is the disposable lighter. Those items dilemma. One would be to never loan your will cause the lighter to feel cold against Cricket and you'll always smokers' friends mass-produced by Bic, pen or your lighter to anyone (I'vealready discuss- even through your pocket. Again, to sly that a many others. It would be fairly safe ed loaning Chapstick). The problem with this is that know you have it with you. lighters is "soap on a large portion of the sales of disposable people quickly begin to perceive you as an anti- For Chopstick, a variation of of the butane, used on not made up of people who use up all social, arrogant, selfish, son-of-a-bitch. This, to say rope." Since a Chopstick is exclusively lighters. easy but by people who have lost their the least, is not the way most people wish to be the mouth, it makes sense to have it within manner as pens. entire new in- Most lighters are lost in the same thought of. reach. This would also open up an dropped or borrowed but never designer lip balm. The creative fashion They are either just Another, and perhaps the most demanding, is a dustry, is one special trap for the a field day creating the most returned. However, there diligent surveillance. When you geniuses could have you bring your lighter never ending disposable lighter: parties. If or to anyone, go to whatever "in" Chopstick. of people, smoking hand your pen lighter solutions work, you to a party where there are a number never goes out Of course, if none of these someone will extremes necessary to make sure it for any number of varieties of tobacco, be can always keep shelling out the money the of your sight. This may make you seem to ask to "bum a light." The difference from replacements who something of a pest. People may become perturb' normal delinquant borrower is that the person 6 The Daily Maine Campus. Friday; November I& 1980. McDonald's founder to eat '50 billionth burger served' McDonald's can't The McDonalds licensed Ray Kroc as OAK BROOK, Ill. (AP) — Dick back then that 50 billion of those would Rensi admitted the real 50 their franchising agent in 1955. Kroc be sold by 1984, I would have told him "pinpoint precisely" where McDonald, who in 1937 began grilling the grid- unveiled his first set of golden arches in Sp off he'd been out in the sun too long." billionth burger will come what were to become the world's most in the Des Plaines, Ill., that year and went on Edward dle, but said it will be somewhere popular hamburgers, will bite into the H. Rensi, president of to build McDonald's into a global ham- "50 billionth burger" McDonald's U.S.A., confirmed that Big Apple. Tliesday, served by McDonald and his brother, burger empire. the corporation that still bears his name. McDonald will receive the symbolic In 1937, who died in 1971, founded a "I feel pretty good about that," said hamburger. But was unsure about the ex- Maurice, Kroc, who died earlier this year, drive-in in the Southern California com- Foot McDonald, 75, in a telephone interview act site. "It will be Tuesday at a store in bought the McDonalds out for 52.7 Arcadia. Two years later they Wednesday from his home in Bedford, New York Rensi said. "That's all munity of in 1961. Bernardino, Calif. million N.H. "If somebody would have told me we can say right now." moved it to San by Rich Carve American Smokeout Staff Writer Great The UMO f * Greek Beat * win its fifth .ct Phi Kappa Sigma is proud to an- Delta congratulate their sister Barb pIhys Holy Ca nounce they will soon have a new Keene on her election to PanHeLl. The this season Sa type of community service project This weekend the sisters will attend UMO's After losim from which all profits will be a "wedding party" at ATO Maine has wc. national row, donated to the children of the Pi Beta Phi congratulates Diane four in a Maine Special Olympics. Carter on her election to the version and finished t The brothers of Sigma Phi Ep- PanHellenic Council. The sisters scene season at 2-3. silon are sad to announce that their also extend their thanks to ATO Holy Cross puppy, Thai Rhone, was struck by and was rankec and the faculty who attended their by Stacy Suwak Bolich by The Associated Press a car on College Avenue Nov. 2. before losing wine and cheese party last Wednes- Staff Writer Smokers in The puppy suffered a severe com- Florida licked University bee, day. Pi Phi's national officer of The fifth annual "Run Your pound fracture to his rear right leg "smokeless almond" ice cream, the University academic standards came last week Butts Off" road race was held which required immediate surgery some in Denver feasted on cold HC 14-13. UM from Arkansas to visit the sisters Thursday at Cutler Health Center. to saw his life. A tremendous turkey, and others in New Jersey son said Holy( and new pledges. Sponsored by the Preventive visited a '---yeterinary bill has resulted which hypnotist Thursday as hall team." Thanks to all the sororities who Medicine Program, the 5 kilometer the-brothers are incapable of pay- -- they tried to kick the habit for the "There are participated in last Sunday's cam- rac'e attracted about 35 runners. ing. Therefore, a benefit Residen- eighth annual "Great American they're weak,' pus cleanup. All of the girls en- "This is UNIO's tribute to the. tial Life krty will be held for the Smokeout." are well coach' joyed meeting each other while rid- Great American Smokeout," puppy at Sig Ep,Friday, Nov., 16. Across the nation, nonsmokers Offensively ding the bilcepath of trash. Thanks said Nancy Prince, race director. All campus resits of legal "adopted" smokers, bringing them quarterback P again. Allen Cole, area director for the drinking age are invited, Dona- bags of candy, gum and celery in has completed American Cancer Society said the tions will be appreciated. The food drive ends tomorrow hopes that chewing would replace yal Smokeout is the American Cancer for 1,474 Congratulations to the new — a huge success so far. Those puffing during the one-day event Society's attempt to give smokers touchdowns ar PanHellenic officers: Libby Bizier,', cans are piling up with more to sponsored by the American Cancer Juniors Cht their day and educate them about president; Diane Carter, first vice ',come. Please bring all the food Society. th the dangers of their habit. Race ty start at President; Pam Donovan, second &awn to Katie Kent's house bet- Smokers needing help in a weak positions, revi Director Joe Gallant was pleased vice president; Barbara Keene, ween a.m. and 2 p.m. tomorrow. moment were able to call a special 431 yi with the turnout, but was "hoping ed for public relations; Katherine Cleale, Any qu ions, call her at hotline offering encouragement scored a tear to get around 50 (runners), but it's treasurer; and Joan Drake, 866-3039. and tips by eight former smokers. Fenerty, a Iran secretary. Thanks to all the former Don't forget een Stevens, tough to do." Gallant said the The call to 1-900-210-KV)1T costs time of day might have been in- University, ha officers for a job well done. The Nov. 19 at 7:30 p.m 1 Neville 50 cents—about half the price of yards a ga. convenient 0:15 p.m.) and local sisters and pledges of Delta Delta Hall. a pack of cigarettes. touchdowns. road races this weekend are two One message, from Bob Robbins reasons that kept runners from of San Antonio, Texas, advised entering the race. that "your best tool is your deter- Baske Prince said the race "celebrated mination to quit smoking ... As - t Great American Smokeout and your craving diminishes, you will has bi raise oney Tor the American feel very good about yourself. Cancer • 4ety." You'll feel more confident, more in game control .of your life." ST. JA S by Jon Rumn Ann Tapper of Philadelphia told Staff Writer EPISCOPAL CHa H callers she smoked two packs-a- Sunday Enc day and tried to stop 10 times If the UN 1711•• COM before succeeding. She said knit- PERS.NALS game hasn't a 140.1. 0•1•••• ting during roiN office breaks kept her ly needs for sp ind off cigarettes. Saturday, wall seemed there was no limit to Memorial Gy Don't Be A Turkey. the in uity of do-gooders devis- and catch a gli The Store ing gimmi, to help smokers keep basketball their smolder' desires in check. Blue/White g $o. 866-4110 In Florida, rry's Olde Write In! 26 MU. SI The game i Fashioned Ice Crea Parlors directly folio' Now Open Mondays developed a new flavor Iled at 4:00 p.m., v II smokeless almond and offere admission to Large selection of: - free scoop to smokers in exchange Head Cow il.oftees-Cheese-Specialty Foods for a pack of cigarettes. toward Saturd Bring your personals Breads-Danish-Croissants Coloradans served cold-turkey which will be Baked Daily lunches and put fresh flowers and 'half games, a to the basement of open Mon-Sal. 10 am -6 pm headless matches in ashtrays. up the monot Smokers who gave in despite the campus fans Lord Hall. well-wishers could take comfort in the best comb .1f? the plight of Kitty Dukakis, the year's squad. Philosopher wife of Massachusetts Gov. and last ga Michael John Dillon Dukakis. She went seven preseason. months without a cigarette before They won: Will run Tuesday, giving in Regius Professor of to her nicotine habit, but season last M on Greek Thursday she tried again. sity of Prince November 20th issue. Mrs. Dukakis was the model for Trinity College, took the thr Dublin, the last smokeout drive in her state 35-23, 32-28 Ireland and was disappointed when she "The purpo couldn't stay tobacco free. tice rhythm, for "It's not $1.50 20 words 'Feminine Principles in easy. When I was in- day. "We paa vited to join again. I had some real $1.00 each additional the Platonic Philosophy' it's six week soul-searching to do," she said (Nov. 28 ho 20 words. of her decision to again serve as a Deadline: Friday, University). 1 Nov. 16 model for the program. six weeks. Friday, November 16, 1:00 P.M. Several business and government "We also w officials 110 Little Hall used the smokeout to to the season 3:00 PM. launch anti-smoking laws or ed to basket1 policies. game-like as The Daily Maine Campus. Friday, November 16, 1984. 7 r served' onalds licensed Ray Kroc as Using agent in 1955. Kroc Sports first set of golden arches in ,Ill., that year and went on Donald's into a global barn- ire. o died earlier this year, McDonalds out for 52.7 Football squad hosts Holy Cross in finale 851. by Rich Garven HC's leading receivers are split end Staff Writer Bill Cowley and flanker Leo Carlin. rnokeout Carlin has caught 28 passes for 516 yards The UMO football team will try to and Cowley has 14 receptions for 352 win its fifth .consecutive game when it yards. They have each caught four prays Holy Cross College in its last game touchdwown passes. The this season Saturday at Alumni Field. Boston University head coach Rick After losing its first four games, Taylor said he didn't see any offensive iational Maine has won five of its last six and weaknesses in Holy Cross when looking four in a row. The Bears are 5-5 overall at its game films. and finished their Yankee Conference "We didn't feel they were overpower- scene season at 2-3. ing, but weren't weak in any area," Holy Cross won its first seven games Taylor said. "We wanted to stop, one, and was ranked second in Division I-AA Fenerty on the option and Muldoon. Associated Press before losing its last two games. Boston And cut down on Muldoon's scrambl- s in Florida licked University beat the Crusaders 16-12 and ing, keeping him in the pocket." s almond" ice cream, the University of New Hampshire beat Muldoon has gained 160 yards and knver feasted on cold HC 14-13. UMO head coach Ron Roger- scored six touchdowns rushing this Jersey d others in New son said Holy Cross is "an excellent foot- season. hypnotist Thursday as team." ball Holy Cross plays a 5-2 (five linemen, Bob Wilder (7) hands off to Paid Phelan (39) In actio• atailast Nor- to kick the habit for the "There are really no areas where four linebackers) on defense. It has on- nual theastern (McMahon photo)• "Great American they're weak," Rogerson said. "They ly given up an average of 2.7 yards per are well coached and have good players. rushing carry and six yards per pass they've scored a lot of points Psis _ "We controlled it in the short to in- he nation, nonsmokers Offensively the Crusaders are led by attempt. --termediate areas," Taylor said. "We smokers, bringing them quarterback Peter Muldoon. The senior The Crusaders are led on defense by Holy Cross •ftit outscored its oji----ehrow one long one. I think it got us to .ndy, gum and celery in has completed 88 passes in 153 attempts linebackers Kevin Murphy and Don ponents 254 to 115. The National Col- the 10-yard line." UMO quarterback Bob Wilder has chewing would replace for 1,474 yards. He has thrown II Zelinski. Murphy has made 121 tackles legiate Athletic Association(NCAA) has third hardest attempts for iring the one-day event touchdowns and only-four interceptions. and tipped five passes. Zelinski has made ranked HC's schedule the completed 82 passes in 180 season. four touchdowns. He has by the American Cancer Juniors Chuck Doyle and Gill Fener- 98 tackles and recovered one fumble. in Division 1-AA this 1,12.2 yards and rushing and four ty start at the fullback and halfback Bowes said the Wildcats tried to run gained 221 yards eight touchdowns. i needing help in a weak positions, respectively. Doyle has rush- on Holy Cross instead of passing. Bill McGovern has intercepted Rogerson said Maine would continue 'ere able to call a special ed for 431 yards on 118 carries and passes and tipped six more from his free preseason to run plays like the sprint option and ffering encouragement scored a team high nine touchdowns. "The strength of our game this year safety position. McGovern, a candidate, is second on the rollout. y. eight former smokers. Fenerty, a transfer from Louisiana State has been rushing," Bowes said. "We All-America interception list with 21. "We're not going to change our game 1-900-210-KWIT costs University, has gained 1,111 yards (116 were having success running the football HC's career the plan," Rogerson said. "We'll try to do .about half the price of yards a game) and scored five and we felt we should stay with it. Plus Taylor said he thought BU threw what we do best." cigarettes. touchdowns. it keeps their offense off the field and ball with success. ;sage, from Bob Robbins ntonio, Texas, advised • best tool is your deter- Basketball team to quit smoking .. As TO GET INTO ng diminishes, you will has blue-white WE'LL MY YOU good about yourself. more confident, more in game Saturday SHAPE IS SUMMER. your life." by Jon Rummler per of Philadelphia told Staff Writer smoked two packs-a- rried to stop 10 times If the UMO-Holy Cross football ceeding. She said knit- game hasn't cbmpletely fulfilled the dai- office breaks kept her ly needs for sports action and excitement cigarettes. Saturday, walk on over to the Pit in the id there was no limit to Memorial Gymnasium after the game its, of do-gooders devis- and catch a glimpse of the 1984-85 men's If you have at least to help smokers keep basketball team in their annual left, den desires in check. two years of college Blue/White game, you can spend six weeks at irida, bary's Olde The game is scheduled to be played I Ice Crekfls.Parlors our Army ROTC Basic directly following the football game or Camp this summer and earn a new flavor Iled at 4:00 p.m., whichever comes first. The almond and offere approximately WM admission to the game is free. And if you qualify, you to smokers in exchange Head Coach Skip Chappelle looks of cigarettes. can enter the ROTC 2- toward Saturday's intersquad showdown, and clans served cold-turkey -minute Year Program this fall which will be played in two 20 receive up to $1,000 a year. id put fresh flowers and •half games, as another means to break natches in ashtrays. give the But the big payoff up the monotony of practices, happens on graduation day. ; who gave in despite the campus fans a look at the team and find rs could take comfort in players for this That's when you receive the best combinations of commission. of Kitty Dukakis, the year's squad. This is the Bear's second an officer's Massachusetts Gov. and last game-like outing of the So get your body in tukakis. She went seven preseason. shape Inot to mention your Shout a cigarette before They won their only scrimmage of the bank account). 3 her nicotine habit, but season last Monday against the Univer- Enroll in Army ROTC. lay she tried again. sity of Prince Edward Island. The Bears For more information, ikakis was the model for took the three 20 minute periods by contact your Professor of okeout drive in her state 35-23, 32-28 and 40-34 margins. Military Science. disappointed when she "The purpose is to change your prac- ARMY ROTC. Lay tobacco free. tice rhythm," Chappelle said yester- BE. t easy. When I was in- day. "We practice six days a week, and ALL`fOU CAN in again. I had some real it's six weeks before your first game ' CPT BILL RICE hing to do," she said (Nov. 28 home game against Lowell 125 ision to again serve as a University). You want to break up those 5B1-1 the program. six weeks. misiness and government "We also want to put an early hype it- rsed the smokeout to to the season. Get students reintroduc- nti-smoking laws or ed to basketball. We try to make it as game-like as possible." 8 The Daily Maine Campus. Friday, November lit 1984. the Wrestlers have season's first match Saturday dail

"They're (the New Englands) going to be by Jerry Tourigny at home and that will be a big advan- Staff Writer tage. The team is fired up." vol. xcv Nicolich also noted the return of co The UMO wrestling team has been captain Curry as an important factor. working out since Nov. 1 preparing for Curry missed virtually the entire season Court d their season opener this Saturday at UM- last year due to a knee injury and torn Presque Isle under the direction of se- ankle ligaments. cond year coach Nick Nicolich, last Two freshmen who could be key NE season's NeW England Coach of the members on the team are Ralph McAr- Year. thur and Bill Butler. In addition to UMPI, Maine will McArthur is a two-time state Class A wi wrestle against Mt. Allison, and the champion from Mt.Blue high school University of New Brunswick in the who 53 match unbeaten quad-meet. had a streak to by Don Linsc end his high school career. Staff Writer The team has lost only two members Butler is a state champion from Morse to graduation and has 17 returning let- High School who was 29-0 his senior The dispute termen and 14 incoming freshmen on the year. It was in his last year that he was the court ci squad of 41. unsctired upon. residents and Nicolich was very pleased with the "The combination of depth and com- Board of Appe performance and attitude of the team petitiveness in each weight class is the day when a st during the first few days of practice. top," that the permt "It was unbelievable," Nicolich ex- thing that will push as over the "We have a real fine of the Stillwat claimed. "Everyone was up like they had Nicolich said. were valid. been waiting for the day all year. The nucleus and what I consider an excellent class coming in. Active-retin guys had the spirit and enthusiasm they Two wrestlers practice .)lednesday in preparation for this weekend's contests freshmen ruled, in a si; left with last year." (Ferazzi photo). "The attitude of the returning Zoning Board Nicolich credited the work of co- wrestlers coupled with the attitude of the in its earlier captains Mike Curry and Tim Hagelin more competitions' The team is very Of the returning lettermen, Nicolich freshmen is a great indication of how residents' con during the captain's practices in October hard working and everyone is pushing will be looking to seniors Hagelin of things should go." were invalid for the team's good physical condition. each other and the whole team has had Dover-Foxcroft, and Brett Seamans of During the season, Maine will have good spirit and enthusiasm." Avon,Ct. along with junior Pat Kelly of eight home matches which Nicolich said evidence of < Last year, the Bears compiled a 9-4 Despite finishing fifth in the six team Rockport and sophomore Carl was the most he could remember the within six moi record winning their first Northern New conference, the Bears were only 11/12 Cullenberg of Farmington to lead the team having. Macl nnes' England Championship and their first points out of first place. Nicolich said team. "Last year we had only three home court finds tt Maine State Championship. he was very pleased with the progress Hagelin, Seamans, and Cullenberg matches:' Seamans said. "Having all the Board of Ap Maine finished fifth in its conference made last year and is looking for this were Northern New England Champions home matches should create a lot of in- discretion, did tournament which includes New Hamp- year's team to continue that success. last year while Kelly was runner-up in terest." law, and its f ported by sul shire Boston University, Boston College, "The gap has been closed," the Northern New England and finished The first home match will be Dec. 11 record." Massachusetts, and the University of Bear mentor said. "One of our goals last third in the New England Regionals. when the Bears host Bowdoin College The disput, Hartford. year was to be competitive. Our goal this Hagelin finished second in the New and UMPI in a tri-meet. The most im- ment complex "I think the team is going to do a lot year is to maintain the level (com- Englands. portant home date will be March 2-3 when reside better this year," predicted Curry. "Vie petitivenes within the league) set last year_ "I think we're going to win it (the New when Maine will host the Ness England firs have more depth at each weight class and and to provelast year wasn't a fluke" Englands)," predicted Seamans. Tournament. Needham, lion before tt They said had been issu Hockey team travels to Northeastern had expired be by Jerry Tourigny outscored 40-17. Senior defenseman Jeff ing into this weekend. Roy, 2-4, has a "It's (Northeastern) no easy place to Staff Writer Kloewer said the team will have to put 4.35 GAA and a .879 save percentage. play," Walsh said. "I don't want to Bre its past history at Northeastern behind worry about wins and losses. I want to The UMO hockey team will travel to them. If the Huskies have had a main see us play well." Matthews Arena to take on the Nor- "We have to forget about the past," weakness it has been with their goalten- AUGUSTA theastern Huskies in a Hockey East the Edina Minn. native said. "We're ding. The Huskies were counting on Bessey's Box— Bear fan Don Bessey businessmen weekend series Friday and Saturday more competitive this year and when goalie Tim Marshall to have a big year of North Anson, will defend his title as GOV. Joseph] nights. you're on the road you have to buckle but the senior has not played He Supreme Predictor this week against plaints about The Black Bears enter this weekend's down and concentrate on what you're has a 6.00 GAA with a .841 save percent. challenger Jim Przybylcnvicz of Webster, in Maine. action with a 2-4 Hockey East record doing." Bessey predicts Maine will win Fri Specificall) while The Huskies are 4-6 having drop- Walsh said he will start sophomore Northeastern Coach Fern Flaman has day, 4-3, and lose Saturday 6-4. Compensati ped their last four games. Jean Lacoste in goal Friday night and been going with freshman goalie Bruce Przybylowicz predicts Maine will win employers. Northeastern lost a two game series at will decide Saturday if he will go with Racine as of late. Racine, who has a 3.88 Friday by the same 4-3 score, and will Over the w North Dakota last weekend (5-3, 4-1) and Lacoste again or with junior Ray Roy. GAA and a .902 save percent, will start lose 6-3 on Saturday night. Whomeve day round of lost two games at Minnesota (one loss Lacoste, who has a 2-1 record, has a Friday and may play in Saturday's game is closest to the actual number of goals in Castine, B came in overtime) two weekends ago. 4.55 GAA and a .861 save percentage go- as well. scored will win. injured workt Maine Coach Shawn Walsh said he is focus of his expecting the Huskies to play well UMO coach aims for Deaf Olympics "One of tt because of the quality teams they have comes up re played recently. raised in reg. "They have played four games with Benefit run to be held Sunday two of the best teams in the country the by Chuck Morris to prepare for the games. Logue marathon from the last two weeks," Walsh noted. "When 1981 edition of Staff Writer said he is scheduled to be at the the Boston race you play that kind of competition it training camp in late June. Logue There will be awards given in makes you a better team." Sunday's "0.1s 5K (kilometer) qualified in the 10k (6.2 miles) and five men and women One of Northeastern's strengths thus categories Run for the Gold- road race will the marathon (26.2 miles). Logue Sunday: open division, far has been its power play which has high SANFO1 benefit a UMO faculty member's said, however, he is more interested school, junior master (ages 30-40), scored on 29 percent of its opportunities. into an alit trip to the Deaf Olympics in July in the longer race master (40 and Leading the charge on the power play above) and team house duri 1985. The games will be held in "Hopefully I'll win a medal in divisions. The team unit has been center Rod Isbister. division con- rested fou Los Angeles. the marathon," Logue said. sists of five members on the Isbister is Hockey East's leading scorer squad. unlawful gi (1.1. Logue III, an assistant track "That's my goal." Registration for the race with nine goals and 13 assists and has will be nine others and cross country coach and a Logue qualified for the Deaf from 10:10 — 11:45 twice been named Hockey East Player of a.m. at the lesser char counselor In UMO's Upward Olympics in June when he placed Field House Parking the Week. Lot. The en- About 2 Bound Program, is sponsoring a third in the 10k and second in the tire race will be on the Isbister and his linemate Mark Lori bikepath. the Saturdi 3.1 mile road race beginning at marathon at the trials. The trials Athletic East is organizing the (8-9-17) are responsible for 17 of the of a fori noon to help raise money for his were held in Austin, 'Pmts. race and group member team's 35 goals. A weakness Nor- Mark southern I trip to L.A. Logue said he needs This will be Logues second ap- Stilling* said he hopes to theastern has is that its offense is un- -see the said the n to raise $2,000 to make the trip pearance in the Deaf Games. In community support balanced. They have only five players Logue undercover which includes a three-week stay in 1981 he placed in three events, but "Hopefully well get with four or more points. Northeastern a good tur- police offi Colorado Springs, Co. A 55 dona- fell short of a medal. He was nout," Stillings said. "I would leads the series history having won eight was able tt tion is requested for Sunday's race seventh in the 5k and sixth in the like to see a lot of people coming of the twelve contests. The Bears are 3-3 About In Colorado Logue will be stay- 10k and 25k (15.5 miles). He also out to register even if at home against the Huskies but at Mat- they only along with ing at the Olympic Training Camp has a personal best of 2:26 in the plan to walk and not run." thews Arena Maine is 1-5 and have been