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Volume 74, No. 127 University of California, Santa Barbara Two Sections, 24 Pages 83 Professors Opt for Early Retirement Plan

By Joanna Frazier pay cut until June 30. Staff Writer______Between VERIP II and III, the campus expects to save $3.4 mil­ lion this year on salaries, accord­ Eighty-three faculty members ing to the Office of Budget and have chosen to accept an early Planning. retirement incentive plan, leav­ Four departments — history, ing some department heads re­ art studio, math and political sci­ shuffling personnel to accom­ ence — are being particularly modate losses. hard-hit by the plan, Zelmano­ The number of faculty opting witz said. He estimated the 83 re­ to accept the UC’s Voluntary tirees make up about one-eighth Early Retirement Incentive of the total faculty on campus. Program III as of the April 29 History Dept. Chair J. Sears deadline matches the number of McGee said that with seven se­ professors who left under nior faculty leaving, he hopes to VERIP I and II combined, ac­ reshuffle lecturers and recall cording to Julius Zelmanowitz, early retirees by Winter and associate vice chancellor for Spring Quarters to cope with the Academic Personnel. crunch. DAN THIBODBAU/Daly Ne*i» The program is a cost-cutting “Five of these people retiring enticement the UC instituted to will be recalled in the winter and Shred offset budget reductions and spring to teach three classes reinstate faculty salaries to their each,” McGee said. “This will This impressive piece of machinery is demolishing the former military science and dance fa­ 1992-93 level. Faculty and staff cilities adjacent to the Events Center to make room for the Humanities and Social Sciences are currently absorbing a 3.5% See VERIP, p. 6 Building. Another Appeal Chancellor Reflects on Life in 3rd District Outside Cheadle Hall Office Bout Elevates By Martin Boer Chancellor Court Expenses Stiff Writer

By Nick Robertson Barbara Uehling has had a Stcff Writer______glimpse at the typical Isla Vista nightlife, but she cannot ima­ gine herself actually living there. “We cannot allow Bill Wal­ Although the chancellor lace to turn back the clock,” says called a Del Playa bash she at­ a Willy Chamberlin For Supervi­ tended in 1991 “ftm,” she admits sor advertisement, marking the dwelling in I.V. would be a diffe­ return of mudslinging to the on­ rent matter altogether. going battle for the county’s 3rd “I have made some tours of District seat. A Two-Part Series student apartments there. Some Current supervisor Chamber­ were better than I thought, would think it’s a great place to lin began soliciting for dona­ others worse. The noise would spend four years and I would tions through a paid statement get to me though,” Uehling told look forward to it.” in the Santa Barbara News- the Daily Nexus last week in a While UCSB is well-known as Press. According to the adver­ 30-minute conversation probing a strong academic institution, tisement, funds will be used to the alter ego of a chancellor. parents of prospective freshmen offset court costs expected to Besides the fact that Isla Vista might be more familiar with its build up during an appeal to the is so far from an urban area, Ue­ notoriety as an excellent party state Supreme Court. hling would have liked attend­ school. To curtail these fears, “We do need money to sup­ ing UCSB. As a student, the en­ Uehling said she recently ex­ port the lawyers,” said Tom Wid- vironment would appeal to her, plained to some parents that roe, a Chamberlin assistant. but its academic reputation learning here continues to be “From day one we’ve had to de­ DAN THIBODBAU/Dul; N u would prove most worthwhile. paramount pend on the support of locals.” Outgoing Chancellor Barbara Uehling offered insight into where “If I were a senior, I would be “I said when you come here Wallace, who held the posi- her passion lies when she is not on the fifth floor of Cheadle glad to graduate from an institu­ one of the first things that strikes tion with a reputable quality,” Hall during an interview with the Daily Nexus. See APPEAL, p.7 she said. “If I were a freshman, I See UEHLING, p.13 Supervisors Oppose O’Connell’s Bill to Halt New Oil Field Development By Brett Chapman Though he understood the reasoning behind the bill, The decision was not unanimous, as Supervisors Stiff Writer______4th District Supervisor Timothy Staffel was among the Naomi Schwartz of the 1st District and Tom Rogers of three-member majority voting to oppose A.B. 2444. the 2nd District expressed support for O’Connell’s bill. “It makes sense to take the kind of haphazard, un­ “I don’t know what their problem is,” Schwartz said. As Santa Barbara’s state assemblyman campaigns to coordinated moratoriums and sanctuaries off the coast “The bill would provide protection into the future, and establish a coastal sanctuaiy along California’s shores, and put them in one code section, but the bill does they said they couldn’t support it in perpetuity. ... I local officials have expressed displeasure by voting not more than that. It expands some of the sanctuaries,” think if you look at a map of the channel, too much of to support the measure. Staffel said. “It was billed as just trying to take a com­ our area is already under development.” Assembly Bill 2444, sponsored by Jack O’Connell, prehensive approach to the moratoriums currently in O’Connell remains firm in his commitment to the le­ would prevent any new development of oil fields along existence. What it does is it expands the moratoriums gislation and intends to see it through to passage on the the coast of California. Questioning the lengths to on the coast, and it includes areas that are called inac­ floor of the state Legislature. which the bill goes, members of the Santa Barbara tive lease status. So, it takes leases that are currently not “It’s really too bad that our board had to take this County Board of Supervisors took an official stance in active, but not under moratorium, and would then opposition to the legislation. place them under moratorium.” See BILL, p.13 2 ' Wednesday, hláy 4,1994 Daily Nexus Daily Nexus HEADLINERS Editor in | Kimberly Epler News Editor 1 Martin Boer LayouVDesign Editor jt ó t á ¡Michelle Danner Campus Editor I M E ¡Brenda Maxwei Asst Campus Editor ¡Louise Tutt UCSF to Begin RU-486 Clinical Testing County Editor P p P ¡Brett Chapman Asst. County Editors j | » ¡C -J Conklin, Nick Robertson Features E d t o r H H ¡Suzanne Gamer SAN FRANCISCO conducted in Oregon and Investigative Editor 9 H ¡Joanna Frazier (AP) — The controversial other sites by the New Opinions Editor!»! ¡Wiliam Toren French morning-after pill York-based Population Asst. Opinions Editor‘M i l ¡Sonja Ellis Council. A P . Wire Editor | Melanie Flores RU-486 will be tested as an Sports Editor; M I ¡Brian PUsbury emergency contraceptive But Grimes drew a dis­ Asst. Sports Editors ja ¡Michael Cadii, Jenny Kok for the first time in North tinction between those Artsweek E d ito rM jw »Kevin Car hart America, University of Ca­ studies and the W.H.O. Asst. Artsweek E d io rjgB S j¡Chris George lifornia officials an­ program at San Francisco Illustrations Editor k A j ¡Matt Ragland Photo E d t o r ^ l ¡Rachel Weil nounced Tuesday. General. Copy EditorW ¡Corey Cohen If successful, the clinical RU-486 will be tested as AssL Copy Editor H jjjM ¡Evan Mach Ian trials at San Francisco a contraceptive — rather Copy Readers James Lissner, Scott Tipton of RU-486 as a contracep­ than an abortion pill—be­ Capitol EditorDuke Conover General Hospital could Grimes, a professor and lead to over-the-counter chief of reproductive sci­ tive is fundamentally mis­ cause it will be adminis­ Advertising Representatives Shauna LaFaud, Etienne Katz, Chris availability of RU-486 or ences at the hospital, leading because it works tered to women within five H Bowman, Kristin lllokken, Tracey Stt- similar drugs, said Dr. Da­ which is affiliated with UC not to prevent conception days of unprotected sex. I B b e r vid Grimes, who will run San Francisco. but to cause abortion,” he One aim of the study, Production Christine Baggeriy, Anna Kent, Larry the study. G rimes said about 3 mil­ said. which includes 2,100 wo­ Smalheiser, Nichola Stein, Yvonne The pill — bitterly op­ lion women have an unin­ The San Francisco trial, men worldwide, is to de­ Thomson, Katie Zoraster posed by anti-abortion ac­ tended, unplanned pre­ part of a 14-nation inter­ termine if sharply reduced tivists — is currently not gnancy in the U.S. each national study organized doses of the drug will be as approved for general use year. The cost runs in the by the World Health Orga­ effective without causing in the United States and “tens of billions of dollars nization, will begin as side effects, including dis­ B IG F O O T M © most other nations. Only a year,” he said. soon as at least 150 volun­ ruption of menstrual France, Sweden, China But Richard Glasow of teers are available, and cycles. and the United Kingdom the National Right-to-Life should be concluded in a Grimes said medical allow public distribution Committee in Washington year, Grimes said. opinion considers the be­ Editorial Policy: of RU-486. said calling RU-486 an A study of RU-486 as an ginning of a pregnancy to “These tests signify a emergency contraceptive abortion pill was con­ be the implantation of the All letters to the editor and columns submitted for publication be­ new era in reproductive re­ instead of an abortion pill ducted in Los Angeles in fertilized egg in the uterus, come property of the Daily Nexus and are subject to editing for search for women in the is a smokescreen. the late 1980s, and which occurs about two length and clarity. Th e Daily Nexus reserves the right to select which another such study will be weeks after fertilization. letters and columns will be printed. If chosen for publication, the ma­ United States,” said “The proposed testing terial will appear in the Daily Nexus no sooner than two days after being turned in.

Letters to the editor and columns must be limited to two pages, typed double-spaced (3,000 characters), and indude the author's President Addresses International Issues name and phone number. ATLANTA (AP) — In a vocacy of tougher steps, stem warning to the mili­ Clinton said, “I think we tary rulers of Haiti, Presi­ have shown a good deal of dent Clinton said Tuesday resolve.” Corrections Policy: that the United States He said he underesti­ To call an error to the attention oi the Ed'ttor in Chief, provide a written statement “cannot afford to discount mated during the pres­ detailing the correct information. The Daily Nexus publishes all corrections of the prospect of a military idential campaign, when errors. option" to restore he was critical of George democracy. 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National Congress must Other small parties with wait three extra days to enough votes for a few Par­ We ordered a Bigfoot pizza the other night, and take power because ballot liament seats were the were really looking forward to this pizza dude counting is taking so long. white liberal Democratic walking in and yelling “BIGFOOT” at the top of Even though the winner Party, the Black national­ his lungs, but instead he just walked in and said has claimed victory and ist Pan-Africanist Con­ “Pizza.” The world is full of disappointment. the losers have conceded, WORLD gress and the new African Like for example the fact that Slick Willy Cham­ almost half the votes re­ Christian Democratic berlin refuses to go gracefully into the night and mained to be counted in after their parties will seems cast in stone is the Party. is now soliciting money from his constituents to South Africa’s first all-race dominate. De Klerk has inauguration on Tuesday, take his case to the Supreme Court. Willy, don’t election. said he wants the Cabinet because of the invited “Whether Mandela gets look for any checks coming from our way. The The 400-member Na­ chosen and sworn in the guests,” said Dries van 60% or 65%, it won’t Weather Staff has unanimously decided that not tional Assembly, the main same day as the president. Heerden, spokesman for make a difference,” in only wouldn’t we give you any money, we chamber of the new Parlia­ That is not required, and is the council. selecting the president or wouldn’t give you the sweat from our armpits if ment, will now meet in unlikely. The tentative guest list in seating a Parliament, ex­ you were dying of thirst in the desert. Get lost. Cape Town on Monday Provincial legislatures, includes the presidents of plained van Heerden. rather than Friday. Its first which name the members Israel and China, and pos­ task is to formally elect of the new Senate, will not If the electoral commis­ Wednesday’s High: 68, Low: 49 sibly Yasser Arafat, Hillary Mandela as South Africa’s meet until Saturday, in­ Rodham Clinton and Bri­ sion got held up over the Outlook: Low clouds, chance of rain tonight. first Black president. stead of Thursday. tain’s Prince Philip. last few thousand votes High tide: 6:28 am (3.8), 7:23 pm (4.6) His inauguration is The date changes were By Tuesday evening, from rural areas, or a dis­ Low tide: 12:50 am (1.6), 12:46 pm (0.6) planned for the next day, announced Tuesday by the with 53% of the estimated puted tally, it could name Sunset: 7:46 pm, tomorrow’s Sunrise: 6:06 am. May 10, in Pretoria. Transitional Executive 22.7 million votes provisional National As­ Mandela and the man Council, which has been counted, the ANC had sembly members based on he will soon replace, F.W. overseeing the governing 62.5% to the National the results available, then de Klerk, met to discuss of the country. Party’s 22.1%. change a few names later if who will be in the Cabinet “The only date that Mangosuthu necessary, he said. lma id Lrn, a Lorenz, Mindy alumna nie candidates. invited the with converse and ten lis­ to lounge formal the in approxi­ as Hall, sidence AL gathered people 35 mately Re­ Nicolas the San in agenda topped hikes fee pus cam­ and education higher for the June 7 primary primary 7 June the for preparation in awareness voter increase to effort an election. in evening Monday event to appealed seats state and national both for running primary. UCSB students at a social social a at students UCSB o’ sa, t ahrn odyeeig oga p oes o h ue 7 June the for voters up gear to evening Monday gathering a at seat, sor’s Harriet currentlyDemocrat who is Miller,District the county seeking 2nd supervi­ Congressional candidate and religious studies Professor Walter Capps joined Capps Walter Professor studies religious and candidate Congressional gagggjg-' •iSsss)^ Event Social at Speak Candidates Daily Nexus Daily Staff Writer Staff y lio Landa Allison By According to UCSB UCSB to According Problems with funding funding with Problems i 1A -3PM 10AM : e Tim County office-seekers office-seekers County Place: U C S B Bookstore Bookstore B S C U Place: ae My2- -6 2 May Date: ______

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Monday, May 9 Road Scholar Funny, exceptionally moving! Thc Iulacs f ont Transylvania-born poet-romed-American-professor and radio humorist Andrei Codrescu takes to the road to discover the soul of America.

Both films screen at 7 p.m. in Campbell Hall. Students: $ 4 . At t h e d o or o n l y . UCSB Arts & Lectures Tickets/information: 893-3535 Daily Nexus Wednesday, May 4,1994 5 ■ CAC Ponders Safety, Enhancement Our Momentum By Susan Burkhart Putting additional lice protection to educate Reporter sidewalks in Isla Vista or I.V. residents about hav­ M w b f f ! new bicycle paths on cam­ ing safer festivities. is Unstoppable. pus was also an optional CAC member Lee Baity S u m m e r ! Methods of enhancing use for the federal funds. spoke about open land Samples— See Us for More! the safety, transportation However, neither scenario space located on Camino and beauty of Isla Vista appears likely because Corto amid growing con­ London $528 headed the discussion at these options would not cern over development in­ Rndtrp from San Fran. Tuesday night’s Isla Vista directly affect traffic flow, terests in the area, which is Eurail from $198! Community Advisory which the funds are allot­ currently open parkland. Council meeting. ted to reduce. “We must take the initia­ Cancún $429 Associated Students Residential protection tive to form a committee to 3 nts & air External Vice President and security also received create a plan to satisfy the Hawaii $459 Mark Milstein informed attention as CAC mem­ community,” he said. 7 nts hotel & air CAC members about re­ bers reviewed the Grand CAC member and I.V. Career Opportunities sults of talks with the Met­ July’s Interim Final Re­ Recreation and Park Dis­ SB-SeaHle $211 Nissan Motor Corporation is seeking recent college graduates ropolitan Transit District port on Public Safety in trict Director Brad Hufsc- Air/Eurail/Cruises/ to fill entry-level positions as Consumer Affairs Specialists. concerning the possibility You will develop a high level of expertise in handling Isla Vista. Several mem­ hmid agreed and acknow­ Amtrak & More— See Us! customer inquiries while interfacing with customers as well of using federal funds to bers expressed disagree­ ledged the importance of as our Regional organization. Successful candidates will run a shuttle through Isla ment with the report. everyone sharing their display enthusiasm, professionalism and an interest in lear­ Vista to campus. Milstein cited statistical views on what should be ning all aspects of the automotive business. There is poten- “MTD didn’t want to tialTor future career growth after you have achieved a high errors as well as a lack of done with the land. “The level of expertise in your first assignment. put our plan high enough suggested protection. only way it’s going to work on their list of priorities,” “The report only talks ab­ is if it's conclusive of all Qualifications include: Milstein said. “Another out improving lighting on the community,” he said. 2211 UCen 968-5151 • degree in Marketing, Business Administration, Logistics option was the county put­ Statistics, or Liberal Arts the streets. It doesn’t talk • minimum GPA of 3.0 ting us on a list, but again about lighting parking lots Carol Sasso, a CAC • excellent verbal/written communication skills the priority was small. The or cut-throughs, and that member, reaffirmed that • prior customer service experience a plus plan is not possible to do concerns me,” he said. the Isla Vista Farmer’s Mmmm • automotive background a plus for now.” Security on Halloween Market will begin next If you’re looking for a dynamic environment that provides All members agreed that was another topic on the Wednesday, May 11. Good! the freedom to make a difference, we invite you to send your they did not want the agenda. Some members Complications recently ar­ resume and transcript to: Nissan Motor Corporation U.S.A., Read all about it P.O. Box 191/N2D, SM-124, Gardena, CA 90248-0191. shuttle to be forgotten in talked about the idea of ose concerning safety at EOE M/F/D/V. the future, especially with planning alternative activ­ the proposed market, but in the Weekend the reduction of on- ities in Storke Field in or­ insurance has been ar­ campus parking. The der to move the party away ranged to cover potential Connection, group formed a subcom­ from Del Playa. Another problems. ‘The liability in­ next Friday in NISSAN mittee to ensure continued possibility is using allotted surance was submitted to pursuit of the project. funds for Halloween po­ IVRPD,” Sasso said. the Daily Nexus!

A.S. Budget Focus of Leg JN/AL.Ö Council Gathering Tonight The agenda for this evening’s Associated Students Legislative Council meeting includes a proposed bill in support of a campus Chicano/Latino organization’s hunger strike and a presentation of next year’s A.S. budget On-Campus Rep Taric Hegab anticipates writing a bill in support of El Congreso’s cause, believing the ad­ ministration should be more sensitive to the strikers’ demands and more accepting of a climate of compromise. ‘The administration should negotiate with them,” Taric said. “Maybe not get everything they want, but at least compromise.” According to A.S. President Geoff Green, the AND YOUR WHEELS ARE SOMETHING SPECIAL, TOO* 1994-95 A.S. budget is the result of a considerable amount of labor by Finance Board. “Finance Board did There’s a Ford or Mercury Just Like Yo u... a lot of work on this one,” he said. In other business, two A.S. By-Laws introduced last and Your Ford or Lincoln-Mercury Dealer Has a week will be brought before the council. The A.S. Key Graduation Present to Help Make It Vour Own. . . By-Law change, proposing a revamping of the current • $400 Cash Back or a Spedai A.P.RÌ procedures involving distribution of A.S. office keys, and the A.S. Book Exchange By-Law change, insti­ Personally speaking, what you drive says a Plus, Ford Credit can offer qualified applicant gated last year to curb escalating textbook prices, will lot about who you are. So why not say you're pre-approved credit up to $18,000 or the MSRP be discussed and voted on. one of the most exciting, fun-loving, even whichever is lower, which could mean no down Leg Council will meet at 6:30 p.m. in Geology 1100. sensible people going? In other words, why payment on finance purchases. You may also not say it with a sporty new Ford or Mercury? defer purchase payments for 120 days in most —Dan Warren Now's the perfect time to make a personal states (exduding Michigan, N ew Jersey, statement— because the 1994 Ford & Mercury Ftennsylvania, and Washington, DC). College Graduate Purchase Program** gives So take'time out to see your Ford or you your choice of $400 cash back or a Lincoln-Mercury dealer today and ask about special Annual Percentage Rate* when the College Graduate Purchase Program. It's a 2 12" C heese you buy a new Ford or Mercury. O r lease your terrific w ay to show the world just how smart Pizzas vehicle and get $400 cash back! you really are!

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Storke Tower, Room 1053 • 893-3829 Richard Ross, whose de­ good on its promise of re­ losing the faculty is a blow partment is losing three fa­ warding programs for be­ that will need to be culty members, bringing ing more efficient,” he addressed gradually. “This the total number of full­ said, adding that three art is a very substantial part of time professors to 10, is studio professors have the department. We ha­ anticipating a sizable rea- died and four have opted ven’t had the funds to hire lignment of course for VERIP in recent years. replacements,” he said. “I offerings. “When you lose senior know we can do it, but it’s ‘This is devastating to faculty, if they’re not re­ going to come, to some ex­ our program. When one of placed in a hurry, it can re­ tent, to affect undergradu­ the [retirees] is from paint- ally cut off a department at ate courses.” m m i YOURSELF ft COUNTY WRITER? That'8 right, only the strong survive and excel to the point where they can truly call themselves ■County Material". Have you got The Right Stuff? Prove it and come to the County Writer's meeting Thursday in the Storke Library at 1900 hours (7:00 Happy Birthday to You P.M.). Pizza will be provided for the worthy.

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“Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same di­ OPINION rection.” —Antoine de Saint Exupery Best-Friend G Jason Sattler

Like a testament to the strange spirit that makes Cl Fruit Criminal suburb and more like a hometown, the two beautiful comer of Topanga Canyon Avenue and Chatsworth i The following story is true: the earthquake. My friend Josh and his family live in oi On the Sunday afternoon after Winter Quarter finals, Kevin one to the left. His grandma lives in the other. was walking along the 6800 block of Sabado Tarde (a residen­ Josh calls his backyard the field of dreams. I agree. 11 tial area) in Isla Vista. He saw an orange tree with many of its it is more of a dream to me than it is to Josh. The first ti fruits decomposing on the ground. Hungry and dehydrated, half of weeds that lie just beyond the traditional back 1 Kevin picked some. He thought nothing of it, but a middle- the house, I was amazed. Amazed, then envious. aged, homeowning neighbor did. I grew up less than three blocks away from thatfielc “Joe,” the neighbor, told Kevin to put the oranges back. He tract backyard. My backyard still shows stretch marks said, “No. They’re going to rot, and I don’t think the owner will Josh’s backyard today looks sullen from the loss of h mind.” Joe said he would. “It’s private property.” When Kevin the loss of a nurturing spirit that left Chatsworth whe did not comply with the man’s capitalistic request, the friendly built. neighbor’s wife called the police (those Orwellian elite). Kevin Last weekend I sat inside Josh’s house again. Agair left, without the oranges. days with the same peculiar adventure we always do. Walking down Del Playa, the cops arrested Kevin on the saying good-bye to the field that allowed Josh’s imagi suspicion of harboring stolen oranges ... ORANGES! Kevin ond control. But, we did say good-bye for the day 1 had no prior record. Still, the jaded officers taxied him to I.V. Rebecca is probably the second most creative perse Foot Patrol headquarters. ner of Topanga and Chatsworth. But, what little she Down at the station, Kevin was placed in a holding tank, made up in full by her beautiful purity, her touching in where lovely manacles clung around his criminal wrists. At this sitating willingness to be little sister to the world. time the cops searched his backpack (without his consent). We asked her if she wanted to come with us and she They found no oranges, but some marijuana they did. The pigs was starting a garden in the field. A best-friend garden \ charged him with prowling, and a misdemeanor for the herb. ter of one of Josh and I’s good friends. She was starting Prowling in the daytime sunlight? What is prowling? the only mocking, ironical, sincere way that a best-1 in Amerikkka started in the 1990s. with a kay is the way I immediately volunteered to help. Josh agreed to he! to prosperity ate the small tractor in between his trips to the kitchen, private property Josh loves and calls affectionately “log jam.” I followei the accumulation of money and took a hoe and began to garden. is that the key Gardening, in essence, I found pretty easy. We hac which opens the vaults that polluted what would soon be the garden. The wee( then begins the journey moving them was the problem. I uprooted, Becca to the easy life In reflection, I probably didn’t garden very long the corporate drugs to numb mental strife reflection, I did a lot more reflecting that day than gan cultivate gardens with plastic plants ing what it would be like to have a sister like Becca or C but never create original thoughts what my sister was really like. Then I began to look CANNOT reaches of the backyard. I began to see what the weeds I just follow the track they extended further back could be replaced witl to the doormat By the time I chose to look up and tell Rebecca what of your tract house her field, she was replaced by josh. an assembly line castle “What if we built a trail to the middle of the field. W< over which you reign trees, like apple trees. Then in the inside of the trees we your private domain erect fences declare your presence mark your parts support suburban art or is that defense from the menace whose nature alone incites violence but does the minority know the peasant I Want Y who does not compare to a pheasant on the plate of his majesty who crusades for democracy the control of private property

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nakes Chatsworth more than a eautiful colonial homes on the sworth Street sit unaffected by live in one of those houses, the Dther. agree. I can’t help thinking that be first time I saw the acre and a lal back lawn and pool that hug nvious. that field in a tract house with a ch marks from my imagination, loss of his primary interest and orth when the 118 freeway was in. Again we planned to fill our ways do. Again we left without h’s imagination to prosper bey- the day to Josh’s sister, Becca. ive person that lives on the cor- ittle she lacks in imagination is iching innocence and her unhe- e world. s and she told us she didn’t. She garden with Cindy, another sis- s starting a best-friend garden in t a best-friend garden could be and put a bench and lights.” some people, the real desire is to succeed and speak. When this mission is ‘The sunflowers wouldn’t grow, they need light, they grow toward the complete, every drink may be last and every night a wasted view at the trail of a ;ed to help, too. He would oper- sun.” comet. Or you have a reunion concert. kitchen, a little TV, and a hobby I kept gardening. 1 was mad because I didn’t get to tell Becca first. She I wasn’t trying to convince Jeff of anything, that would be pointless. But I [ followed Becca out to the field would have loved the idea. She could have made the sunflowers grow. guess I felt I needed to warn him. “But, that does sound cool,” Josh added in a manner that informed me that I wanted to tell Rebecca what I had been thinking of. I knew I’d tell Josh, r. We had to uproot every weed a story was about to begin. He told me about his attempts at gardening. His but if s kind of an understanding in a world where big brother and little sisters The weeds came up easy, but re- fascination with the idea of the Earth’s seasonal renewal and the rewarding are friends that the little sisters are beyond the reaches of our corrupting 1, Becca removed, growing cycle. thoughts. Rebecca liked the idea of the Sunflowers and the trees. I even added r long the first day, Saturday. In I had stopped listening, though. I was reflecting again. I was in my friend the idea of surrounding the garden and trees with com fields. She liked that, than gardening. I kept wonder- Jeff’s car on the way home from watching a movie on State Street. Backbeat, too. eccaor Cindy. I kept wondering we saw Backbeat. Jeff was telling me that he thought success was just being Tonight, I wonder what I will stop thinking about first The sunflowers will i to look out toward the outer able to survive happily. He was telling me that the burning desire that compels soon leave my head. The house on Chatsworth Street and its inhabitants will ie weeds that increased in size as people like John Lennon to be bigger than Hamburg, bigger than Liverpool, soon follow. Eventually all that will be left is the tragedy that the weeds that fill :ced with. too bloody big for their own good, was a terrible destructive force. that field will never be completely gone. cca what I saw what could be in I didn’t agree with Jeff, but, and this may be the most tragic thing, I under­ Never to be removed. Never to be touched by the magic both Josh and I can stood him. In the Garden I kept uprooting weeds and talking to Jeff. I told him dream of over and over. All that field will ever see is a couple of tract homes field. We could grow a circle of that for some people life is not about being happy. Life was a work of art and with tract backyards and a reunion concert or two. trees we could grow sunflowers no matter how much depression and aggression hide the true ambition of Jason Sattler is a Nexus columnist If We Could Learn* Something Useful... mate job skills, and that’s after 17 or more years in ing, computer database management, using machines Scott McPherson school. Certainly no other nation in the world can on an assembly line, electrical repair, auto repair, car­ take so long to teach young people so little. pentry, agriculture and countless other skills — even Can anybody think of a single thing that they Our education system continues to dispense starting their own businesses. learned in high school? mostly useless information because that is what we •Instead of just giving junior high school kids the one­ Try as I might, I just can’t identify any piece of use­ expect from it. Just as our parents expected us to read time option of auto shop or sewing, we could teach ful knowledge that found its way into my Drain during Tom Sawyer, suffer through algebra and play a tooth our children the things they will need to know to take grades 9-12... or most of my school years prior to high in the kindergarten play, we will expect our children’s care of themselves and their future families: diet and school, for that matter. Oh sure, I did the four years of teachers to put them through the same routine. That is nutrition, first aid and CPR, cooking, child care, in­ English, four years of math and whatever else my what education was for our parents and for us, so we vesting money, paying taxes, financing home and car school district required. I even passed the classes and expect nothing less — but nothing more — for our purchases, buying insurance and even balancing a got a d iploma. But so what? What did it really get me? own kids. checkbook. As I approach graduation from UCSB and prepare But what if educational priorities did shift? What if It would be an ambitious task indeed to teach the to hurl myself into the labor market, I’ve been men­ we committed our schools to teaching our children children of America the things that would make them tally adding up my marketable job skills— and wish­ useful things? Imagine the possibilities ... knowledgeable voters, productive workers, ambi­ ing that they equaled more than $6-$7 an hour. I’m a •Instead of just a fourth grade report on a dead presi­ tious entrepreneurs, good parents and people who highly educated individual, having spent 13 years do­ dent, the states & capitals test and one forgettable can generally take care of themselves. But kids aren’t ing the kindeigarten-through-12th-grade routine and high school quarter of “Government,” our kids could stupid; they can learn these things if we teach them, five more at our lovely campus by the shore, and yet really learn the things they need to know to be good and we are guaranteed of having at least 13 years — my value as a worker is almost nil because I haven’t participants in our democracy. We could teach them kindergarten through 12th grade — to do just that. been taught any job skills. Come to think of it, my how laws are written, aigued and passed; how school Certainly there is enough time in 13 years to teach our schooling hasn’t taught me any skills at all— not how boards, city councils and other local offices operate kids a few useful things. to balance a checkbook, not how to give CPR, not and how citizens can participate in the process; even And yet, we go on teaching high school kids things how to build a bookcase or even how to change a dirty how to run a campaign for public office. like ... well, I can’t think of anything. I’m sure I diaper. It seems incredible that anyone could be so ig­ •Instead of simply offering courses like typing, basic learned something inside the classroom during those norant after 18 long years of “education.” computer literacy and drafting as electives, we could four years, but I’ll be damned if I can think of what it Of course, various electives and optional courses require all children to learn real life job skills that might be. At least I can “think well” for $6-$7 an hour. that cover this material are available at many schools, could make them productive workers: accounting, fil­ Scott McPherson is a Nexus columnist but such useful knowledge is certainly not required in our school system. We do require that students learn Shakespeare, geometry proofs and the fall of the Ro­ man Empire; yet something as simple as sewing up holes in one’s socks or changing a spark plug arc not a part of that schooling and are consequently beyond , Nexus the abilities of most Americans. We keep children in school for 13 years, from kin­ dergarten through high school, but teach them no­ itributors. thing that could make them better citizens, better vot­ ers or better workers. After reading, writing and basic math are conquered during the first couple of grades, the rest of those 13 years appear to be a waste of time. will not Some would argue that basic life skills should be learned in the home and that job training should oc­ cur on the job, leaving schools to teach literature, his­ tory and other important subjects that produce “edu­ i page. If cated” people who can “think well.” But we don’t need a nation of250 million philosophers, experts on historical trivia or SAT test specialists — we need 1 stuff in skilled workers to drive our economy and know­ ledgeable voters to uphold our democracy. I f s no secret why voter turnout is so low or that po­ litical apathy is so widespread in America: many peo­ I in now! ple do not understand the political process and there­ fore feel they have no stake in it. It’s no secret why the economy of this countiy has gone to hell: even college-educated people have few — if any — legiti­ 1 0 Wednesday, May 4; 1994 Daily Nexus

The Reader’s Voice

overweight-cigar-smoking-old family-East Coast es­ educate themselves. The Actual Funeral tablishment type. Notice I did not identify with a politi­ ANDRIUS BABUSIS cal party. Conservatives possess a moral compass, Editor, Daily Nexus: which is a result of good family upbringing, a belief in I was shocked to read the feature article in Friday’s God and a desire to educate oneself in all of life’s facets. To Die For paper by Duke Conover (Daily Nexus, “Nixon Might Finally, I hope that Mr. Sarmadi and Mr. Lieberman Editor, Daily Nexus: Have Been Laughing,” April 29). I would like to begin do not hope to imply that their “common senses” (sic) Recently, my time on campus has been filled with by clearing up a few misconceptions and inconsisten­ are what led them to their attacking me personally, much regret and confusion over the Chicano students’ cies that Duke put forth. I, along with students Dani which, by the way, is only possible because they are ac­ hunger strike. To me, this seems like a serious mistake Walter and Sandy Mateus, was at the funeral too, per­ quaintances of mine. Webster’s quotes common sense on the part of these students. Their ultimate intention sonally invited to help out, since I had also helped with as “the ability to form opinions which reflect practical is, as they claim, a more diverse student body, a task Pat Nixon’s funeral. If Duke would have bothered to experience.” Well, students, they have plenty of opin­ they have assumed since the “UCSB administration is watch a rebroadcast of the event, he would be surprised ions, but obviously little practical experience, unless not doing it willingly” (J. Gaspar, Daily Nexus, at how wrong his sense of reality actually was. But hey, that experience entails personal attacks as a means of Reader’s Voice, May 2). I think these people are mak­ he is supposed to be a professional reporter, so why presenting a rebuttal to a stated position of which they ing the error of assuming that diversity is a crucial ele­ should he bother to check his facts? are ignorant. ment of a campus. First, the reason why “the lot was empty as a keg at I will now quite easily inform you as to the true na­ In itself, diversity does not make anything better or midnight” was because the Secret Service was conduct­ ture of those points Sarmadi and Lieberman took to be worse. You should be proud of yourselves as students ing a security sweep of the area. Second, the reason "common sense.” of a particular descent. Just being on a campus with why student journalists were not given access to the (1) The Disabled Students Program is funded in partmore of your type should have no impact on your own funeral is obvious: there was vety little space available. by mandatory student fees, and their subsequent in­ self-dignity and worth. As a white student, I feel just as However, I am sure that they should have turned away creases are determined by election. This is not social­ proud here as I would on a predominately Black unimportant people like Connie Chung so that our ism (government controls production and distribution campus. friend Duke could be there. Come on, use your brain! of goods and services). There is a choice, and as stu­ Furthermore, what the hunger strikers are fighting Thirdly, the shopping center where Duke was able to dents we make these choices. Sarmadi and Lieberman, for is not worth their health or possibly their life. Some park was directly across the street from the Nixon Li- do not forget, you and I also pay these fees. things are worth fighting for, but an increase in an al­ brary, not far for a college student to walk. Duke should (2) The University is funded in part, yes, a large part, ready existing department is not. Would it be reason­ be happy that he was able to park so close because half by state and federal government subsidies. But we fund able for me to strike to get back our football team — of the Nixon Library parking lot was being used for the the government with our taxes, and the school is also something many students would rather have than a lar­ ceremony itself, while the other half was used for the funded by our tuition payments. Socialist countries do ger Chicano Studies Dept.? Clearly this would seem ri­ large television satellite trucks. In fact, even the invited not give their students the choice of choosing schools. diculous. Some things are just not worth it, and a larger guests were not allowed to park there, but were instead If you are good in a particular subject, mainly in the sci­ Chicano Studies Dept, is one of them. shuttled in from off-site parking places as far as six ences, you are sent to the school that the government Obviously, I can’t speak for the entire student body, miles away. Oh, but of course, guests like President determines you are best suited for, unless you have gov­ but the expansion of the Chicano Studies Dept, is really Bush should not be allowed to park on site but Duke ernment connections. By the way, where did the com­ for the benefit of the Chicano students—not for the en­ should! Fourth, as for Duke thinking that the sec­ ment on religious college come from? Must be that tire campus, as the protesting students claim. If I was urity was a bit relaxed, I would stress that there were so penetrating “common sense” you rely on. not required to, I would most likely not take a class in many Secret Service there that he could not have (3) On the notion of attacking my^fathcr: I am ex­ any ethnic studies. It is not something that interests me, reached his hand into his jacket without a few agents tremely proud of my father. He sacrificed years of his and I’m not any better or worse for having taken one. watching him. Fifth, Duke, go and watch a tape of the life working in various menial jobs just to be able to af­ The need for a larger department is not of pressing event. There was no standing ovation for President ford to go to medical school when he was 28. He urgency and to put your life down for it is a serious Reagan, but the guests did stand for President Clinton worked his way through medical school as well, no mistake. and the Nixon family. government loans then, and was able to finish top in his Furthermore, the method the students are going ab­ Sixth, and the most disgusting thing about Duke’s class. My father is a pediatrician (that is a doctor who out it makes the situation worse. By making threats, as article, are his double standards. To begin with, I find it specializes in infants and children, in case you do not these students have done, they have lost the sympathy ironic that Duke complains that he “was slightly agi­ have time to research). These doctors are in this field they so badly need to get their demands met. The pro­ tated as I [he] watched from a great distance people like because they love what they do; financially, they are at testing students detach themselves from the rest of Dan Quayle pressing flesh and politicking for 1996.” the bottom of the medical community, and when the campus and antagonize us all by saying that if we arc While, at the same time, Duke “kept on the prowl for average doctorgrosses (before taxes, payroll, insurance willing to die for this, then everyone should care as someone of significance to talk to.” How do you know and expenses) $75,000, this is hardly well off. much as we do. I don’t want anyone to starve, but by that Dan Quayle was not just talking to some old Now, I doubt your doctor works for himself or con­ launching such a ridiculous strike you lose all my re­ friends? Furthermore, who are you, Duke, to say that tributes to the economy by hiring people; probably too morse, support and, most important, respect—the very Dan Quayle can't talk to other significant people with­ lazy or scared to take the risk, and works for some large thing you fight for. out politicking, while you can? government or health maintenance organization. I urge these students to reconsider their methods and Next, I find it ironic that Duke complains that he On the notion of denied care, you should talk to a hope that the UCSB administration does not give in to thinks people are acting inappropriately “at a sup­ hospital administrator and see how much they have to these tactics. If they do, I can see the day coming when posedly solemn event,” while at the same time he is write off, because they treat everyone that walks students strike outside of Cheadle to change their grad­ having his “finest hour” when he believes he has “the through their door—they have to by law. In worst-case ing option. quote of the day.” Come on, Duke, you were acting scenarios, there already exists government assistance BRETT ORLANSKI quite inappropriately yourself. for catastrophic care. In socialist countries, the medical Seventh, I, being closely involved with the funeral, care is so uneven that by the time you see a doctor, you am upset that Duke believes that this was “Nixon’s fi­ are in catastrophic need. The Environmental Leader nal revenge against the press” by keeping them in small Finally, you are commenting on the Hippocratic Editor, Daily Nexus: areas off to the side of the funeral. However, Duke did Oath, which from knowing you, I know you do not For nearly 15 years, the California Public Interest Re­ get one fact correct, the family did not want the press have the slightest idea what it is about. The principal search Group has been one of the leading environmen­ beyond certain points. Come on, Duke, think—would tenets of the oath hold the doctor to a personal commit­ tal groups on both this campus and the majority of the you want some stranger taking pictures at your father’s ment to the treatment of his fellow man. This extends to UC campuses. Many students have worked hard over funeral? both scientific efforts and social ones. My father is a those years to protect the environment as well as their Lastly, and most personally, I take deep offense to doctor who donates his time to UCLA as a faculty rights. Some of CALPIRG’s past work included the su­ Duke’s comment about the “mediocrity of Yorba member, has donated his skills and time to California ing of Shell Oil for illegally dumping hazardous waste Linda.” I am from Yorba Linda, and it is truly a great Children Services (a service for handicapped and into the San Francisco Bay. The introduction of several little town. Who are you to pass judgment? As a final crippled children), and is donating free services and pieces of legislation aimed at preserving the environ­ comment, I would like to say that it is close-minded supplies to the poorer members of his parish commun­ ment and consumers has been another continuing ef­ people who jump to conclusions, like Duke; who re­ ity. As you can see, you opened your mouth without fort of CALPIRG. Furthermore, CALPIRG was one of fuse to see that overall, Nixon was a good man who had any knowledge and you can see how ignorance can be the leaders in alerting the community to the threats of many important accomplishments! both embarrassing and dangerous. pesticides, and helped to get some of the most danger­ KEVIN R. ARMSTRONG (4) On the issue of work, again your ignorance casts ous pesticides regulated. its cloak. I have learned to work smarter instead of As the chair of the UCSB chapter of CALPIRG, I was harder. I work during the summers and part-time dur­ somewhat disgruntled by the leaving out of my group in Responding to a Response ing the school yearas an independent distributor of wa­ the Daily Nexus Earth Day supplement, which fea­ Editor, Daily Nexus, ter and air filtration products, as well as nutritional and tured articles on some of the other campus groups. Mr. Sarmadi and Mr. Lieberman sent in an editorial dietary supplements. The income I have earned from CALPIRG still plays a leading role as a grassroots oiga- apparently designed to repudiate what I had written at­ this work I have saved and invested, giving me more nization on this campus. Many students have been, and tacking the Clinton Health Care Plan (Daily Nexus, freedom during the school year to educate myself are still, working hard on issues such as recycling, en­ Reader’s Voice, April 29). They apparently decided broadly. I am sure that I am not unique in this regard. dangered species, clean water, hunger and homeless­ that since they were intellectually lazy, they would at­ Finally, I am proud of my country, which was ness. The recycling lock-in, mass transit initiative and tack me and my family instead of reading the proposed founded on the notion that hard-working people, the ongoing campaign against Mobil’s “Drillview” pro­ plan of the Clinton’s. Their explanation for this lazi­ blessed by God with many gifts and a free enterprise ject are all specific issues that CALPIRG has recently ness is that they are “too busy being a full-time student ideology, will allow one to achieve whatever one truly been a key part of. and living my life (and not some ideology) so I will only desires. This rugged individualism sees its success daily If you’re on campus this week you will probably see use common sense.” Well, I do not know where to in many people who emigrate to the U.S., fleeing social­ students gathering pledges for CALPIRG. Until 1990, begin. ism and its inherent oppression (just check with former students had voted six times to have a waivable fee ap­ First, being a full-time student is not unique to Mr. “citizens” of the USSR, Vietnam, China and so forth) to pear on their BA/RC statements. However, the UC Re­ Sarmadi’s and Mr. Lieberman’s position. I believe that pursue opportunity and freedom without giving ex­ gents took our funding system. Although we still man­ holds true for most of the student body, and yet many of cuses and complaints, and not depending on any bene­ age to do a lot, having those resources allowed us to these same students have the ability, nay, the desire, to volent government handouts. make even bigger impacts. The only way CALPIRG can be politically and socially active. It has been my experi­ I have never slandered any individual in all my writ­ be funded now is by getting students to fill out a pledge ence that many of these same students seemed in­ ings. In my desire to contribute to the area of ideas, the card to have the fee ($5 a quarter, as opposed to the formed of their respective positions, while still being purpose for which universities were created, I may of­ $600 to the regents) put back on their statements. full-time students. In addition, being a student, espe­ fend some individuals, and some sometimes offended CALPIRG serves as an excellent vehicle for students cially at the university level, one is expected to be me, but we arc still able to debate on our ideological dif­ to have their voices heard, and for them to make a dif­ knowledgeable on a whole range of issues and to be ferences, not personal. Character does have a great deal ference. Filling out a pledge card is the most fundamen­ aware of one’s environment. I hope that Mr. Sarmadi to do with who we are, where we come from and where tal way to help, but becoming more actively involved is and Mr. Lieberman are not voters, since their philoso­ we are going. My character is open to scrutiny, and I really simple. Our meetings are Wednesdays at 5 p.m. in phy of “ignorance is bliss” would seem to explain a have nothing to hide. I have earned everything I am and Trailer 306B, which is near the bookstore and across great deal. have from hard work and the support of my family, and from the new bike shop. At the very least, support other Secondly, Mr. Sarmadi and Mr. Lieberman must for that 1 am immensely grateful, and I hope to be able students who are trying to make a difference, but feel have a very unstable life if they have no ideology to live to pass that on to my own children. And when Sarmadi free to personally take part. It’s your community and by. I am proud to say that I live by the conservative and Lieberman desire to discuss issues, I will be happy your world, and you should have a say in how it’s run. ideology, and that does not mean some stodgy-old- to do so, as long as they make at least a token effort to JUSTIN JACINTO Daily Nextis ' Wednesday, May 4’ 1994 1 1 SOCIAL: Issues Addressed at Event Sign Up Now! Continued from p.3 — U ------stand up here and tell attend the event due to a you,” Firestone said. “The OOZEBALL is Here! prior engagement. In the jungle, the substance is the horrend­ “We should not be ba­ ous deficit ... a dysfunc­ lancing the California weakest animal tional Legislature.” budget on the backs of the gets [eaten] by the Wayne Reddoch, a Re­ students,” Larrabee said. lion. publican congressional Self-promotion was candidate who referred to also an inevitable main­ himself as “the unknown stay of the evening, as Wayne Reddoch candidate looking for the speakers attempted to Republican congres­ unknown vote,” grew phi­ align themselves with the sional candidate losophical during his political parties repre­ speech, emphasizing the sented in the audience. need for America to re­ “I can work with both — ------JJ ------main strong in a global [political parties],” said Harriet Miller, a former as­ economy. “In the jungle, Republican state Senate sociate dean and political the weakest animal gets candidate Steve McEl- science professor at the [eaten] by the lion,” he vaine. “That’s what’s go­ University of Montana, said. ing to make a difference in currently seeking the 2nd Jeanne Grafiy, another the state of California.” District county supervisor contender for the 2nd Dis­ Candidates also empha­ seat. trict supervisor seat, was sized their general con­ Republican 35th As­ also in attendance to dis­ cern with questions and sembly candidate Brooks cuss her state government suggestions brought to Firestone addressed the focus. “My priorities as Participate in the Tenth Annual OOZEBALL Tournament them by the community. issue of image versus real­ supervisor are public “I want you to know ity in political campaigns. safety and jobs, and to (Regulation Volleyball in the Mud) that as a supervisor, I will “The form are all the reoiganize government ... 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Variety of Student nave lots of run and party “I have a painting on my because that’s what I hear. on my wall that wall that doesn’t belong to Discounts Available “I then say they do, be­ doesn’t belong to me that is veiy troubling,” cause young people do me, that is very she said. “I like it because 20% off camera that. But that’s not where it’s provocative. It’s a great it stops. What’s really im­ troubling. I like it conversation piece and it rentals portant is that here they because it’s helps people through Discount on all can learn, do learn, and provocative. issues. It’s that kind of are taught by superb stimulus.” photo supplies faculty.” The painting in ques­ But does Uehling find Barbara Uehling tion positions a group of the academic atmosphere ch an cellor young male figures around at UCSB a tad stuffy with each other, one obviously Cameras, Film, and Accessories its many talented profes­ Black. Uehling enjoys try­ Camera Rentals sors and administrators? ------99— ing to read into its “Well, the world of work would be as exciting. meanings. Binoculars academia includes people “I worried because I like “It is very difficult to de­ 24-Hour Quality Film Processing of all varieties, that is what to teach and used to get cide what those figures are Video Cameras and Accessories is so wonderfiil about it,” good teaching ratings,” and how they are relating Video Camera Rentals she laughed. she said. “I talked it over to one another,” she said. 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She cited the day place. cle, certainly for the com­ she spent with the Dalai “I hope they see me as a munity,” she said. “It Lama of Tibet as one of her person who had an under­ should be accurate. That favorite memories of her standing of the campus doesn’t mean you can’t career. and was able to lead it in a Sell It Now...Wow! have any fun in it.” On a recent trip to direction which will en­ Student apathy on cam­ South Africa, Uehling sure its quality in the fu­ Advertise in the Nexus Ciassifieds pus continues to bother worked as a representative ture,” she said. Uehling, although she said sent by the American she enjoys working with Council on Education at the student government at the University of Durban UCSB. She believes many Westville, assisting in the ANDY PHARO by Andre Fairon students fail to find voting transition to a post­ V/HM DO YOU KNOW? I DON'T KNoW why X relevant. apartheid climate. Uehling OUR OoAUC-STRIP IS WAS SO DEPRtSStO fyctPT X graduati “I think students don’t found the experience ex­ NUT DOING TOO OAW-Y BtfOfif. X Guts5 fc\fc«YT®>r citing and looks forward Afii.fi, Au., intact, xt's XN TUNE.. see the outcome of the 15 gonna ß t o.k. xtP, election as affecting their to going back in August. DOING PÇ.EATY V J E U j Not WIN ÇUT 5 HOOT N lives. Voters in general Outside of the educa­ SAILIN' f\HLAt>! don’t either. Or they are tional and political arena, not interested in the she is an enthusiastic fan issues,” she laid. of the arts, thoroughly en­ Before becoming a cam­ joying the art she observed pus administrator, Ue­ in South Africa. hling was an assistant pro­ “One of the wonderful fessor of psychology at things about being in Emory University. 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MONTH & YEAR LEASES, Close To Campus, Off-Street 6,7...... 900.00Parking SFM Vista Del Mar LAUNDRY, FURNISHED 6745 TVigo A a n d B YOUR OWN ROOM FOR PARKING QUIET, 6632 2 B a th s ...... 1200.00 685-4506 SUMMER *94 270 A MONTH ABREGO VENTURA EN­ 6508 Seville 3,4,5 LEASE BEGINS IN JUNE TERPRISES 968-4614 2 B a th s ...... 980.00 CALL 685-8680 ASK FOR 6510 Sabado Thrde I 1100.00 H U jggN S DIANA OR LEAVE A 1 BEDROOM 1 BATH 525-575 6744 Sabado B 2 Full Baths Huge House MESSAGE!!! MO 10 MONTH & YEAR (All utilities paid) ... 1180.00 1 mile touCSB. Privacy for 7 LEASE LAUNDRY FURN­ 6757 Trigo A to 8 $2450 967-2894 or ISHED PARKING 6548 COR­ (Includes garage).... 1260.00 962-4152 6757 TVigo B ______1260.00 DOBA VENTURA ENTER­ R o o m m a t e s 6731 TVigo A SANTA BARBARA PRISES 968-4614 2 B a th s ____ ...... 1200.00 IT S A D E A L 1 FEMALE ROOMMATE 6731 TVigo B 3979 State Street (In Five Points Center) • 967-9701 1 Br apt. vory clean 2 blks fr 2 Baths ...... 1150.00 NEEDED to share 4 Bd/2 Ba UCSB avail June 20 prkglndy 6515 E l N ido L ane #B $350/ mo for your own bdrm!! Duplex in I.V. 6663 DEL aval 876 & 6559 Embarcadero .....______..._ 1100.00 need 3 m/f for 5 bdrm, 2ba, 2 PLAYA OCEANSIDE. $280 & Cordoba $600 Call Gary 6751 TVigo #A Two B ath s lvgrm, free cable, 2 yrds Ell- mo. includes water & trash. 965- 8662 meas. 965-1311,------1220.00 wood area, Craig. 685-8433 Call Cera 562-5858. 966- 5284 6631 Picasso 2 (A ll u tilitie s p a id ) .... 880.00 IV DUPLEX 3 bd 2 ba all util, 1 F Roommate needed to share 2BD/1BA APTS. 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SFM Vista 875 PER MONTH YEAR 562-9116. 23 61 A c ro s s here la n g u a g e F 0 0 T S T 0 0 L S T 0 L L 6 5 0 4 Pardall Ste. 4 Del Mar 685-4506 LEASE FURNISHED, PARK­ 24 S w e a rs 22 U n tru e 0 N 0 C 0 N K T 0 0 T 0 0 968 -3 5 0 8 2 F Needed 4 Large Double in ING, & LAUNDRY 6548 COR­ Large 1 Bedroom -1 Bath near 25 Bake eggs 25 Outpouring Great New IV House June R U P E R T a U R DOBA 968-4614 school-beach , prkg , Indy, 28 Welcoming 26 Rail riders Cheap Summer Rent Next to 94-95 320/mo. Furnished Gar­ R 1 0 s T 1 J\ S E R clean bldg., mngr on premises appurtenance 27 Wrinkle 2 BEDROOM 2 BATH AVAIL Campus Prices Negotiable age, yard. Call 968-5925 S T 0 0i DJ 0 B 0 1 1 Z 0 0 Many Apartments Available $595 968-6168 29 Diving bell re m o ve rs 975 MONTH YEAR LEASE Ci 0 1 E 0 P L [T 0 N Call Nate Winslow at 2 M/F N/S Lrg Apt with ocean in ve n to r 28 C h o ra l s LAUNDRY FURNISHED, New for *94-Microwaves in 33 Sm all composition IQGüHB E H T) N E B 0 0 K S PARKING QUIET 6632 968-1170 view 6788 DP $315 mo June courtyard units. Peep­ o p e n in g s 30 E a s y — m m 0 S E N B B ABREGO VENTURA ENT 94-95 Call Dennis Derek or æ LL B CLEAN 2 BDR APTS, CLOSE holes,security latches-All un­ Jeff 968-3784 34 Witty remarks 31 H ip p o B A E 1 E R S 968-4614 TO CAMPUS AT 6519 ST. its Studio Plaza Apts. p[ B 35 Mrs., in ch a se r c 0 L L A Ti L E T M 0 ¡0 $1040 to $1200/ MO. 9.5 MO 968-8555 3 M/F N/S IV House w/lrg prvt U 2 ROOMS TO RENT NOW! 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SFM VDM 2BR 1 1/2 BA, 4 per Balcony. +Quiet. Great Price! Won't 47 Peal, another 14 15 (213) 259-0555 685-4506 July 94,3BR BA 6per Balcony, Last! Mo-mo. Lease. Call w a y 17 June 94, 964-3385. Cecilia 3 BD/lBA new int/ext prvt yd/ NOW! Rosilla 968-0801 49 O p p o s e r * 19 CLOSE TO CAMPUS - ONE Lee. 51 S H O W 20 21 22 prkng $1500/mo. JEFF BDRS at 6527 El Greco. Off- Oceanside DP 6700 Bike 58 Baldwin and 968-4486 Quiet I.V. Street Parkin g, Basketball OCEANSIDE 6709 Del Playa, Roommates needed 1 F/ to 23 180 degree COASTLINE G u in n e ss 3br/2ba & 1 br/lba-1 block to Court, 12 MO at $510/ mo, 9 share / $350 2 M/F for 2 1 ■ 24 mo at $540/ mo. SFM VDM VIEW! 3+2 or 4+2, BIG singles/ $415 NO Pets great 59 S h a rp 25 26 27 26 30 31 32 UCSB, beach & shopping. 685-4506 DECKS, Big field next door, deck lease starts 6/28 Call 60 Homophone B■ 29 1 Well-cared for building. Mgr 33 35 Possible inside Terry 685-1365 Deposit fo r pa ir #11,6565 ST, 685-6895 1 34 1 CLOSE TO CAMPUS TOWN- LOCKABLE BIKE STOR­ required 61 O n c le 's m ate ■ HOUSES AT 6505 PARDALL 36 37 36 39 4 Bed for 4 People Duplex on AGE, 12-month lease, 6 peo­ 62 Model — Avail on 9 or 12 MO Rates. 2 Roommate Wanted! Furn­ Trigo. Very Nice 12 mo. Lease ple, MAY 2100-2300 HURRY! M a c P h e rs o n 4 0 BDR 1.5 BATH For 4 Tenants. ished 1 Br, newly remodeled S tarts06-15-94. Free Laundry 968-3900 or (213) 259-0555 63 Daredevil m 41 42 LOWER RENT For Fewer apt. pkg. clean quiet. Call ■ $1395. Scott 968-6868. K nievel 43 6557 D.P. Oceanfront TVes. 685-3484. People. SFM Vista Del Mar 64 Magnolia St. ü 45 48 6528 EL NIDO 2 BDR 2 FULL 685-4506 Jacuzzi, fiimished 47 48 2 40 50 Subleasers needed fun 65 Louis and Bill BATH APTS Close To Campus 8 girls needed ■ Summer house, V-Ball. Near 66 Authentic 54 55 56 57 & Ocean. $996/ MO For 12 Mo DEL PLAYA MOUNTAIN­ 685-1239 51 52 53 SIDE 2 BDR 1 BATH AT 6608 Campus. Call Derek at & 9 MO AT $1080/ MO. SFM DP. Upstairs, Lots Of Parking, 968-0508 DOWN 50 60 Vista Del Mar 685-4506 Shared Garage. 4 Tenants, ON THE BEACH, NEXT TO 1 C h itch a t g We need Rmmts to share BIG 61 H 63 $950 QUIET/ CLEAN $1300/ MO SFM Vista Del Mar CAMPUS ONLY ONE LEFT. 2 Butter sub 3BD. 2BA WITH STUDY CHEERY Ellwood home! LOW " 2BD/2BTH- 12mo.leases June 685-4506 3 Musical group 65 66 ROOM. HUGE DECK. RENT big kit.,laund.,fireplc., 4 Made beloved & Sept. Laundry, lg closets, beaut, yard, PARKING, ■M fenced yard. Balcony or patio. FURNISHED 2 BDR 2 BATH BEACH AND CAMPUS By Ernie Furtado APTS Close To Campus at VIEW. 6503 DEL PLAYA. CLEAN. QUIET.94-95 ©1994 Los Angeles Times Syndicate 5/4/94 Rea.Mgr. Charles 968-9475. 968-4401 No pets. 820 Camino Corto. 6528 ST. $980/ MO. Parking 562-8132. SFM Vista Del Mar 685-4506 ATTENTION: ALL UCSB QUALITY, CLEAN 1 Goleta Townhouse 4 bdrm, 2.5 BEDRM IN WELL LIT, STUDENTS DO YOU HAVE C o m p u t e r s DEPENDENTS? ARE YOU baths, 2 car garage, private SMALL BLDG, CLOSE TO STORES, CAMPUS. PARK­ MARRIED? NEED AFFORD­ yard & fire place. 733-5318 FOR SALE 1 BM PC JR W/ Open till 11 Midnight ABLE HOUSING? CONTACT ING, LG DK SUNBA­ HUGE 3RD BDR OF 3BDR 2 COLOR DISPLAY , KEY- FAMILY STUDENT HOUS­ THING. 965-4886. BATH APTS At 6512 Seville. BOARD & IBM PRINTER e ve ry day ING 1 & 2 BDRM. AVAIL­ Close To Campus, Parking Summer Sublet 6681 Sueno -A PLUS LOTS OF SOFTWARE ABLE NOW - VERY LOW And Laundry. SFM VDM cool Duplex Price neg. Call *200 TOTAL /OBO CALL RATES. CALL 893-4021 685-4506 Shirley /Jenny 562-8526 SARA 968-1386 TODAY! 16 Wednesday, May 4,1994 SPORTS Daily Nexus Sluggers Get Four SEASON IN REVIEW: Hits, Still Win, 5-2 Looking at Men's Tennis in '94 Mustangs Commit Five Errors in Loss tough match against even­ By Curtis Kaiser By Chris Ganci tual champion UNLV on Staff Writer_____ Steff Writer the road, but bounced back to earn a top-50 na­ After two weeks of losses and missed opportunities, There are plenty of ad­ tional ranking. the UCSB baseball team was finally able to take advan­ jectives one could use to Then finals struck, and tage of some breaks and turn them into a win. sum up the 1994 UCSB injuries began to take a Although they only had four hits, no home runs, the men’s tennis team’s sea­ toll. Senior Laszlo Marko- Gauchos (19-28 overall, 6-9 Big West) were still able to son. It was a rebuilding vits, who was the ace of the defeat Cal Poly San Luis Obispo (26-11,13-10 CCAA), season, a prosperous sea­ team after a 22-8 record in 5-2, on the strength of excellent starting pitching and son, a surprising season 1993, missed nine poor Mustang defense. and at times a frustrating matches, first while repre­ “It was a weird game,” Gaucho catcher Matt Bazzani season. senting Hungary in the said. “We were hitting balls hard, but they were going However, if you were to Davis Cup, then following right at people. We put the ball in play and they made the ask Coach Don Lowry an NCAA suspension for errors.” what kind of year it was, he receiving money as a pro­ UCSB freshman Jorvic Salazar (2-1) picked up his sec­ would say it was most defi­ fessional. UCSB lost its fi­ ond win in a week for UCSB in his first collegiate start. nitely a draining one. You nal home dual match Salazar went eight innings, scattering 10 hits and three could ask Lowry, if you against Nevada, but to walks but striking out six and allowing only two runs. could find him. their credit, the Gauchos John Bretza, the team’s hottest reliever, came on in relief After the conclusion of rebounded and played of Salazar to pitch a scoreless ninth inning and notch his the Big West Champion- solid tennis. third save of the year. ships in Ojai two “After the Nevada “I’m Just doing what I’ve always done,” Salazar said. weekends ago, Lowry match, I saw a fire that I’ve “I’m just getting more innings now. When they keep us­ skipped out of town. He is never seen from this ing you, you gain confidence, and it just snowballs.” still in Montana, doing a team,” Shea said. “We were really happy to see Salazar throw well,” Baz­ little fishing and getting UCSB turned that de­ zani said. “It was good to see him pitch so strongly in his some R & R. sire into a satisfying re­ first start.” Lowry is in Montana at­ venge victory over Nevada Mustang starting pitcher Tony Kuper (2-1) suffered tempting to recover from a in file Big West Champ­ the loss, a victim of both his team’s horrendous defense GERRY MELENDeZ/Dtily Non» season that saw him have ionships. After losing to and his own wildness. Kuper allowed the Gauchos only to deal with an NCAA sus­ UNLV in the semifinals, two hits over 62A innings, but he walked six batters. UCSB was able to come away with a victory against a pension given to his #1 the Gauchos defeated San UCSB scored five runs off Kuper, all of them unearned, San Luis Obispo squad that pitched very well. singles player, as well as Jose State to grab third. as the Cal Poly defense committed five errors. intense pressure to find a The future looks bright. Leading the way offensively for UCSB were Bazzani each. capable lineup with young UCSB was able to land and senior shortstop Matt Bokemeier. Bazzani had two Salazar walked only three men in his eight innings of players that showed prize recruit Alex Decret, hits and a run batted in, while Bokemeier scored twice work, showing the type of control that UCSB starters flashes of brilliance one and he will join a talented and had a hit, an RBI and two stolen bases. The only have lacked much of the season. day, only to struggle the returning cast that ifi- other Gaucho to have a hit was freshman third baseman "One of the main goals of the pitching staff this year next. UCSB finished the cludes this year’s freshman Tyler Ferrer. was to keep the walks down,” he said- “I’m just trying to season with a 12-13 record phenom, Eddie Weiss, as Cal Poly batters were able to collect 11 hits, but were do my job for the staff and throw strikes.” and an admirable third- well as Simon Kurth, Joe shut down by the Gaucho pitchers with men on base and The Gauchos will be back at Caesar Uyesaka Stadium place finish in the Big West Barbarie, John Bower- in key situations. Shortstop Marc Townes and catcher this weekend for a three-game homestand against the Pa­ Championships. bank, Darren Potkey and Matt Priess led the way for the Mustangs with three hits cific Tigers. “I feel good about the Jeff Spalinger. The season,” senior captain Gauchos will miss their Mike Shea said. “We gave two graduating seniors. an incredible effort Markovits was a great #1 Gaucho Softball Heads to Long Beach to Play 2 throughout, and we did singles talent, and Shea get third place, which is adroitly kept the focus of By Jenny Kok doubleheader. split with New Mexico Wageneck commented. the team together under “We need to go out and where we wanted to be Stiff Writer State last Thursday and a “We are going to have to when the season started.” adversity as the captain. be tough,” Gaucho Head split against #6-ranked attack the ball at the plate The Gauchos started Lowry believes this is a Coach Frann Wageneck UNLV. In those meetings, and have a good outlook. the year slowly while try­ Contending team next After four straight los­ explained. “We really need 49er pitcher Stacy Van Es­ We’ll also have to put up a ing to establish some year, and there is no rea­ ses, the UCSB women’s to have that mental edge. sen (11-11) notched two challenge with our momentum. They lost a son to think otherwise. softball team is searching It’ll take that much to complete-game shutouts, pitching.” for that mental toughness win.” beating New Mexico, 3-0, Along with being a they had just two weeks The #20-ranked Long and UNLV, 1-0. threat on the mound, Van ago as they travel to Long Beach squad (27-23,12-12 "Long Beach has very Essen has a .324 batting Beach State for a 4 p.m. in Big West) is coming off a strong pitching,” average, including six UCSB Blinded by Cardinal home runs on the season, an LBSU all-time record. Red, as Stanford Scores a Also doing her part at the plate is shortstop Linda Lunceford, who is batting Last-Minute Goal in Semis .357. By Noah Smith F o r th e Gauchos Stcff Writer (23-27,10-16 in Big West), shortstop Kathy Shortall is slugging it out at the plate. Bittersweet memories. She is fifth in league play, That’s what the UCSB women’s lacrosse team en­ totaling 26 RBI this dured following a consolation win against UC San season. Diego last Sunday at the annual Western Women’s Santa Barbara starting Lacrosse League tournament at Stanford. pitcher Stacy Atwood has For the second year in a row, the team lost a heart­ been a solid all-around for breaking last-minute, one-goal defeat in the the Gauchos this year. She semifinals. is at a three-way tie in the And once again, the team rebounded to beat UC RBI leader board, with 28 San Diego to clinch a third-place finish. on the season. “It was almost the same as last year,” UCSB Assis­ “Long Beach is tough all tant Coach Chrissy Robinson said of the tournament around,” Wageneck said. “The whole weekend was like déjà vu.” “They don’t do any one Perhaps the win against southern league rival thing extremely well, but UCSD brought legitimate glory to a team that had to they execute strongly in all suffer an emotionally charged semifinal loss to host aspects.” Stanford the day before, but that same loss was the After only managing 12 real glory of the tournament for most team members. hits in the past two games, “I think we were very successful as a team on Satur­ the Gauchos will have to day,” Gaucho senior Rachel Ashton commented. step up and confront the “We all played the best game we could against challenge awaiting them at Stanford.” Long Beach. “It was a great effort by everybody,” teammate Ste­ “We need to build up phanie Hurst said. “Hie game could have gone either our intensity again,” way. I just wish it had gone the other way.” UCSB second baseman AJ The Gauchos opened the game with three straight un­ answered goals, but Stanford quickly responded with MICHAEL IXEPIRO/Daily Nexus Vitulli said. “If we can do that, we should be able to four of their own. Hie contest swayed back and Maybe Gaucho second baseman AJ Vitully can spark a rally today against the execute and win both #20 Long Beach squad, as UCSB goes on the road for a doubleheader. games.” See STIX, p.14