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The Parish of Three Saints St Christopher, St Michael, Brent Knoll St Mary, BAPTISM WEDDING When do we hold baptisms? How do we book our wedding? - on the fourth or fifth Sunday of a month at - please contact our Parish Administrator in 12.15pm or 1.15pm; the Church Office, who will discuss with we normally have one family at each time, you availability of dates and times; will talk however, there may be occasions when we to you about the qualifying connection you have another child to baptise and so there have with the parish; and will take you and will be two families together; your fiancé’s details; - or at our regular worship on a Sunday - you will then be contacted by our vicar to morning at 10.00am; arrange a date to meet.

There will be exceptions due to the church CHURCH OFFICE calendar Church Road, East Brent, TA9 4HZ How do you book a baptism? E-mail: [email protected] - collect an application form the Church Phone: 01278 769 082 Office Open Tuesday & Wednesday,

10.30am-3.30pm Priest in Charge Revd. Simon Lewis The Rectory, Ash Trees, East Brent [email protected] PCC Secretary Sandra Hanmer 01934 750 076 Churchwardens Miss Frances James 760 287 Mr Mike Smith 760 691 Services for December 2014 Date Service Time Church 7th December Holy Communion - BCP 8.00am St. Michael’s Brent Knoll Advent 2 All-sorts-Worship 11.00am St. Mary’s East Brent 14th December Holy Communion - BCP 8.00am St. Michael’s Brent Knoll Advent 3 Eucharist 10.00am St. Mary’s East Brent 21st December Holy Communion - BCP 8.00am St. Christopher’s Lympsham Advent 4 Eucharist 10.00am St. Michael’s Brent Knoll Carols for Christmas 5.30pm St. Mary’s East Brent 24th December Crib Service 3.30pm St. Mary’s East Brent Christmas Eve Crib Service 5.30pm St. Christopher’s Lympsham First Communion of 11.30pm St. Michael’s Brent Knoll Christmas 25th December Christmas Day Eucharist 10.00am St. Mary’s East Brent Thanksgiving 28th December Holy Communion - BCP 8.00am St. Mary’s East Brent The Holy Innocents Eucharist 10.00am St. Christopher’s Lympsham Every Tuesday Holy Communion 2.30pm St. Mary’s East Brent Every Wednesday Holy Communion 10.00am St. Christopher’s Lympsham St Michael’s Church Register - Holy Baptism - Oliver Stephen Mead Fun in February Diaries must be filling up for 2015 now so mark in February 21st for Fun in February please - our Clean up the Churchyard day. Sue Boss 4

METHODIST CHURCH (www.brentknollmethodistchurch.com) Minister Revd. Margaret Trapp I’m writing this on a sunny and unseasonably warm November morning and have to keep reminding myself that this is the Christmas edition of Brent Knoll News. Despite the Supermarkets displaying their festive wares since the end of August, I’m still taken by surprise by just how quickly the year has moved on and that this is our last article of 2014. We love sharing the Seasonal joy at Brent Knoll Methodist Church, so a reminder that we will be holding our Christmas coffee morning on Saturday 29th November at 10.30am. We look forward to sharing coffee and mince pies with our village and Link Church friends. Our All Age Worship Christmas service will take place on Sunday 21st December. As you all know, we love having young people in the church and this service will be especially geared towards them as we go through the Christmas story together. Our Carol service will be held on Sunday 30th December. This follows the tradition of Advent being a time of preparation and reflection as we look forward to the birth of Christ and then the start of 12 days of celebration until Epiphany on 6th January. Please come along and help us celebrate! We won’t be holding a bible study group in December but will have two in January - on Monday 5th and Monday 26th - both at 2.30pm in the Church schoolroom. Our Emmaus Group starts again on 8th January, again at 2.30pm. Well all that needs to be said now, is that from all of us at Brent Knoll, we wish you all the joy of Christmas and a peaceful, healthy and happy 2015. God bless. Rosemary Krull Preachers for December at 10.30am 7th December : Rev Margaret Trapp (Communion) 14th December : Mr Brian Dallimore 21st December : Rev Margaret Trapp (Christmas Story for All Ages) 28th December : Mr Len Horlock (Carol Service) Toddlers We would like to say a very big thank you to Melanie Downing for the super raffle she held on our Children in Need morning and for her generosity towards our annual donation to the appeal. We had a lovely time with the children colouring pictures of Pudsey Bear and there were stickers for everyone. We have now started our Christmas preparations and we are all looking forward to the Christmas Party on Tuesday 9th December which will also be our last day of term. The Toddler Team would like to wish all our toddlers, their families and carers a Peaceful, Happy and Magical Christmas. Very important Message from Father Christmas: He said that as you have all been extremely good he will be very busy delivering your presents on Christmas Eve so could you please get to sleep early to help him on his way. Thank you! Jane Poppy Collection at Sanders Garden World A great year for the Poppy Appeal Collection. We haven’t yet got the final total, but we expect it to be around the £3,800 mark! My grateful thanks to all the people who collected at Sanders, everyone turned up bang on time! Also a big thank you to Eddie and Elaine for their help. Sally Wingate, Poppy Organiser St Michael’s Sidesmen Rota 7th December 8.00am Sally Wingate 14th December 8.00am John Harper 21st December 10.00am Mike & Margaret Smith 24th December 11.30pm Tim Hannah, John Harper, Pat Doble & Mike Smith 5

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Brent Knoll Parish Council Meeting Summary - October 2014 Meeting Attendance: 7 Councillors and 3 members of the public. Minutes of the October meetings: The Minutes of the meetings held in October were approved as true and accurate reflections of those meetings. Declarations There was a declaration of interest from Cllr Osborn on an item of a financial payment for purchase of goods for the benefit of the Parish Council. Key Matters agreed and resolutions approved 1. Authorisation for purchase of 10 posts to complete gate installation. 2. Pothole in Brent Street near hairdressers will be reported to SCC. 3. Requests to highways for improvements to white lining on the S Bend near Ivy clad hall to increase safety. 4. Concerns raised again about the Fox and Goose junction now that a roundabout near Garden World is unlikely to materialise in the short term. 5. Flood action group arranging a test run with the new equipment together with an action process in the event of further flooding potential. 6. Wessex water now advanced in the planning of an improved sewerage link away from the villages to be commenced in late 2015. 7. Sponsorship now agreed to assist the funding of the village website. 8. Speed Indicator device protocol progress from the County will hopefully allow the installation of the new speed indicator devices shortly. 9. The village Police Beat Surgery will end in December and the Parish Council will be looking at other ways to communicate concerns to the Police. 10. Memorial Stone Cleaning now completed. 11. Village Flag to be considered for registration. Planning Decisions There were no planning considerations at this meeting. Finance Matters: Dealt with and payments agreed in line with published agenda. Full copy of the minutes available on the website and also available from the Clerk. Forthcoming meetings: Monthly Meeting 1st December, 7.30pm, (1st Monday) No Provisional Planning Meeting, 7.30pm (3rd Monday). Public always welcome to meetings. Owen J Cullwick, [email protected] Brent Knoll Parish Council Grant Applications for 2015/16 Applications are invited from local organisations for grants from the Parish Council to support their work. All such applications should be made in writing to the clerk of the Parish Council, details below. The final date for applications will be 22nd December; the Parish Council sets its annual budget in early January. When making your application, please give details of your work and particularly how it supports the local community, together with details of any other funding sources obtained by your organisation. It may be appropriate for a member of your organisation to attend a Parish Council meeting on the first Monday of the month to give further evidence on the application. Clerk of Brent Knoll Parish Council, Owen J Cullwick, 1a, Naish Road, Burnham on Sea, Somerset, TA8 2LE, 01278 794 463 [email protected] Owen Cullwick 8

Remembrance events What a shame it was that so few people turned up to the excellent WW1 presentations in our three churches and, of course, “Talbot House” actually had to be cancelled, with only about 10 tickets sold. An incredible amount of work had gone into the presentations. John Page spent days compiling the computer side of it. John from Lympsham had researched names from our War Memorials, including war office letters to Mothers, when their sons were reported dead or missing and we heard excerpts from Ged Keele’s grandfathers diary, who was a Doctor in the war. Colin from East Brent researched the many causes of WW1; it was all so complicated. The logistics were “mind blowing”, as everything had to be transported to the front, and men were moved around, sometimes in what looked like coal trucks from down the mines, mainly the poor devils had to walk. John Page and Brian Freestone’s research into WW1 composers; playing some of their music; a lovely evening. Also there were homemade cakes and coffee available every evening. All in all the attendance was very, very disappointing. Sally Wingate BRENT KNOLL CHRISTMAS BAZAAR FARMERS’ MARKET & PARISH CAFÉ SATURDAY 13th December at Brent Knoll Parish Hall - 10.00am to 12.30pm Locally produced fresh beef, pork, chicken, eggs, Cheese, Pickles and preserves. Vegetable Stall, Speciality Bread, Westcroft Cider, Homemade Cakes and Savouries, Phoenix Cards, Handmade Cards, Silver and beaded jewellery, Children’s Games and Toys, Local Crafts, Textiles, etc., CDs, DVDs, Books, Bric-a-Brac and almost anything to fill the stockings!! Plus the Xmas 200+ Club Draw and the Very Special Christmas Raffle The Parish Café will be serving Seasonal drinks & light snacks Entrance FREE Good Quality, clean items for BRIC-A-BRAC stall will be appreciated, (collection or delivery) or to Book a Table (£10 per table) Phone Eddie Fuller (01278 760 308) Proceeds to Brent Knoll Parish Hall Village Carols This year’s Village Carols will be held on Monday 15th December at 7pm. The evening will follow the pattern of previous years but this year we will be using the school. Harmony Plus band will play for us and Revd Simon Lewis will introduce the Carols. After singing, we will have refreshments in the School Hall. Please bring a torch, money for the Charity collection, and donations of food for the buffet, if you are able. Tea, Coffee and Mulled Wine will be available for a donation. Mike and Margaret Smith 9 THE FROCK SHOP Rebecca Southwell Dress Agency MBCha Mssch Itec Hons MGCP Brent Knoll’s Best Kept Secret Chiropody & Holistic Therapies Quality new and nearly Reflexology and Chiropody' new designer Home Visiting Service labels at Tel: 01278 795 915 discounted HPC Registered prices NOW OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK Adam Popham Director 10am – 4pm Mon to Sat A M P Electrical (SW) Ltd 11am - 3pm Sunday Domestic/Commercial/Agicultural Situated behind The Acorns Café local Electrical contractor (formerly The Goat House) All aspects of electrical work On the A38 at Brent Knoll undertaken in a courteous, friendly 01278 760 800 and professional manner

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WHERE IN OUR VILLAGE Each month the BKN will have a small picture quiz – no prizes, but I hope you may enjoy guessing where the object shown is located within the Parish boundary. Last month’s object is a wind vane on the roof of ‘Summer Dawn’ in Burton Row, near to the border with East Brent. This month’s object is a little harder than usual, perhaps, but is very appropriate to the events which have been remembered recently. The wording on it may give a clue to where it may be found. So where is it? The answer and another object will be shown next month. JaPe Brent Knoll Local History Society There will be no meeting of the Local History Society in December as most people may have other things to think about just then, but they will continue at 7.30pm on the fourth Monday in January (the 26th) at the Jubilee Room in the Parish Hall. New members are always welcome. At the October meeting the major topic of the evening was the play written by John Arden especially for Brent Knoll and having its world premiere at St Michael’s Church in 1962. John Arden was one of the Angry Young Men who had a number of plays performed at the Royal Court Theatre and other venues, the best known being “Serjeant Musgrave’s Dance”. This one was a nativity play and the amateur cast were all from the village, including Francis James, who was able to recollect a number of interesting facts from the performances. Some pictures and a bit of film were shown of cider making at West Croft Farm and, at the end of the meeting, some newspaper articles referencing the coming of the goods yards at Brent Knoll were discussed. In January it is hoped to concentrate on a collection of old postcards, kindly lent by Brian Freestone, showing Burnham at the beginning of the 20th century. If you have any particular topics you would like to have discussions about during the winter season, please do let me know and we will do our best to fit them in. If you have done any research into aspects of the village history, we would love to hear from you. If you have any photographs, papers or other matters of historical interest and are happy to show and discuss them, then please get in touch. John Page Oh Christmas Stars Oh Christmas stars, how dull you seem, And ghostly snowmen join the blitz, How faint your frozen fires gleam. Inducing epileptic fits. Against the new suburban blight, The silent magic wintery waste, Those flashy, trashy, jumping lights. The chilling depths of outer space. The moon grows pale, the starlight dims, Bare branches, evergreen and frost, As Santas jitterbug their limbs. Give way, to this electric dross. An extract from Sandford’s village magazine in Devon SW 13 CHELSEA FARM CENTRE LTD HARP RD, BRENT KNOLL, SOMERSET TA9 4HQ TEL: 01278 760 480 PLUGS - PLANTS - BULBS - HANGING BASKETS - TUBS - PERENNIALS - SHRUBS ALL PLANTS IN THEIR SEASON CITROEN SPECIALISTS - PARTS, REPAIRS, SERVICING OPEN 7 DAYS PARKING FACILITIES

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The Friends of St Michael’s Church Over the last few months, Tony Gilbert and I have been distributing invitations to join the newly launched Friends organisation. I am now taking the opportunity to thank those of you who have completed forms and sent them back to us. We now have 70 Friends. We distributed more than this, so it is possible that some readers might have put the form in their “to do” pile and that it hasn’t emerged yet! If you do intend to support St Michael’s as a Friend, we would welcome the return of your form. Equally there may have been some people whom we missed and who have not received it. If this is the case, and you wish to become a Friend, please get in touch with me ([email protected] or 769 010). Our first significant fundraising event since the launch in June was held in October. Brian Freestone followed up last year’s Evening with Herr Mozart with another excellent presentation entitled the Enigma of Sir Edward Elgar. He talked about the significant events in Elgar’s life and, in particular, the influence of his wife Alice who supported him through some difficult times. Brian’s selection of music was presented with the aid of the Parish Hall sound system and the skills of John Page on his laptop. Refreshments were provided by Friends and the (essential) bar was provided by Eddie Fuller. The evening raised £320. Thank you to all who attended and made it a very enjoyable occasion. Ged Keele, St Michael's Friends Co-ordinator BRENT KNOLL AND MARK TENNIS CLUB This month’s Brent Knoll and Mark Tennis club whist drive is on Monday 15th December at 7.00pm at Ivyclad Hall. Everyone is welcome and there will be prizes and a raffle. Thank you to Frances James for providing the venue. Chris Outfin Spotting and stopping fraudsters: SPOT IT - Make decisions in your own time. • Obtain at least three written quotes and references before having any work done. • Genuine callers won’t mind coming back in a day or two so that you can make independent checks. • If a caller refuses to leave your doorstep contact the police. Check people are who they say they are. • Check a company is trustworthy by making independent checks, such as calling the National Consumer helpline or Action Fraud. • Check a caller is a genuine employee by calling the company on a number you’ve looked up independently. Don’t use the number they provide on their ID badge. • Telephone fraudsters can stay on the line after you hang up. Wait at least 10 minutes or use a different line to make any other calls. STOP IT - Don’t share your personal information. • Personal information includes: financial details, your full name, date of birth, address and travel plans. • Always destroy documents containing your details after use. Report fraud to 0300 123 2040 / www.actionfraud.police.uk • If you are concerned and the caller is still in the area call 999 FRONT COVER Photo The cover picture was provided this month by Anita Peach and Rob Dalziel. Bob 16

We had an entertaining afternoon at our October meeting when Steve Holford sang many well know songs. Some of the songs were requested by our members and we were encouraged to join in the singing. Our next meeting will be our Christmas Lunch, which will be at the Beachcomber Inn again this year, so we can look forward to an excellent meal and good company. We will meet at the Beachcomber Inn at 12 noon for lunch at 12.30pm. Friends and family will be very welcome. Our programme of speakers for next year has been finalised and will be given out at the meeting. Next meeting – 17th December – Christmas Lunch We are a very friendly group and we welcome new members of all ages. We meet on the third Wednesday of every month, so just come along to a meeting or contact Joy Collett - 01278 760 458. Trish Mace WI CRAFT GROUP We will meet on Monday December 15th at 2.30pm in the Methodist Church School Room. We continue to knit for various charities. We welcome non-WI knitters to join us. We would like to thank all those who have knitted for us or donated wool this year and to wish you all a Happy Christmas and best wishes for a Happy and Healthy 2015. Margaret Quotes and Tips from the Farmer’s Wife December 6th Full Moon, 22nd New Moon. Birthstone – Turquoise. Flower of the month – Narcissus. If Christmas comes during the waxing moon, we shall have a good year, but if during a waning moon and the nearer to the end of the moon, the worse the year will be. Winter finds out what Summer lays up. He that pazzeth a winter’s day escapes an enemy. If the sun is shining at 12 o’clock Christmas Day, there will be a good crop of apples next year. A majority of people in Cornwall will not kill a spider. It is believed a spider wove a web over Jesus’ crib, keeping him hid from Herrod’s soldiers. Wise words: It is better to be punctual, than to be sorry. Throw spilt salt over your left shoulder to avert bad luck. Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Moderation in all things. Look before you leap. New broom sweeps clean. Worry brings grey hair. Fish makes brains. Happy Christmas. Farmer’s Wife Christmas cards for the Children’s Hospice Time is ticking on and the Children’s Hospice Christmas Cards have arrived and I am looking forward to bringing them to as many different places as I can. As usual, I shall be at the Christmas Brent Knoll Village Bazaar and look forward to seeing as many of you as possible. Also if there are any groups or individuals who would like me to come along and show them, I should be very pleased to do so. Just give me a ring on 01278 760 774. Janet Breed 17

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Brent Knoll House Histories Andrews’s Tenement – 8 Last month I suggested that John Barnstable may have repaid his mortgage within a five year time scale, but, on reviewing a later document, I find that he had only ever repaid £50, of the £550 owed, by the time of his death in 1904. However, the interest was paid up to date at all times, I suspect, though I only have specific recorded events to back this up. One of those events was the demise of William Gooding, who had lent the money to him. He was a magistrate, living in , near Bridgwater, and was born in 1817, but died on the 23rd June 1902. He left a will, made eighteen months before, which caused a few complications as all four of his “personal representatives” had to agree and sign the transfer of the mortgage which enabled the money to be released to his estate. Three of the representatives were his sons, though, oddly enough, the transfer of mortgage, in which they are mentioned, gives William Forbes Gooding, a retired coffee planter, as living in Durleigh and John Brande (or Bromde as stated in the census) Gooding (Brande is his mother’s family name), a farmer, as living in Cannington; whilst the census for 1901 says William Forbes is living in Cannington and John Bromde is given as living in Durleigh. This is probably due to the fact that the deeds refer to the place of residence, whilst the census records those people who happened to be in a particular house when the invigilator called. Perhaps William was giving his farmer brother a welcome break by looking after the farm for him whilst he had a relaxing visit to his parents that particular day. The third son, a solicitor, lived in Hindon Street, London (actually in Pimlico). Interestingly London is noted here as being in the County of Middlesex. The fourth representative is Charles E Hagon, a solicitor, living in Road, Bridgwater who was in partnership with H. Comer Teek, who lived in Church Street, Cheddar. The transfer of the mortgage is to Charles Hagon jointly with Sidney Marler of Lonsdale Road, Barnes, described as a gentleman, though the 1901 census states he is an auctioneer (when they retire men often become ‘gentlemen’, i.e. they live off their own means). The will of John Barnstable was mentioned in earlier articles (about Kennet House), so I will not repeat all the details here. He left everything in trust for his wife’s benefit whilst she was still alive, with a proviso that it must be adequately insured against fire. After his wife’s death these premises were given to his son Frederick George Barnstable absolutely, subject to the mortgage of £500. Frederick was already occupying the building and presumably farming the land. Ann, John’s wife died on the 16th March 1907, so Frederick now became the sole owner. Shortly after this, on the 3rd January 1910, Sidney Marler died and Charles Hagon sought a new partner for the mortgage. This was Henry Hedderly, gentleman, who may have been a friend of Sidney Marler, as he also lived in Barnes. This transfer was completed on the 7th June 1910, but just over a year later, on the 16th August 1911, a new transfer was completed because Henry Hedderly had died on the 12th October 1910. This time a retired major, Arthur W. Hammans, who lived in Laburnum Cottage, Streatley, Berkshire, was the new substitute partner for the mortgage. He managed to stay alive for almost five more years before he too died, on the 13th July 1916. Continued on page 20 20

Brent Knoll House Histories – Continued A new partner now emerged from 28, Old Queen Street, Westminster, by the name of Alexander Nelson Radcliffe. He was another solicitor and the transfer was completed on the 1st February 1917. Perhaps it was this tendency of partners of Charles Hagon to pop off soon after they had joined him in lending to Frederick Barnstable, that persuaded both he and Alexander Radcliffe to find entirely new lenders the following year. On the 9th September 1918, Frank Newton Tribe, a chartered accountant of Albion Chambers, Bristol, together with Clifford James Symons, Managing Director of Colthurst Symons & Co and Clifford Symons, Secretary of the same company (yes, they were both called Clifford!). This company was one of the largest brick and roofing tile manufacturers in Somerset, starting in the 1850s and eventually having around six differing sites in the county. An example of their imprint on a 19th century tile is shown here, which came from their main Bridgwater brickyard, although they also had a brickyard in Highbridge. Although it had been a stipulation of many of the earlier loans that a house fire-insurance policy was taken out, this deed is the first to actually enclose one. It is with the Northern Assurance Company, who, in spite of their name, had their main office in Moorgate, London, and the sum assured was for £250. Apart from the fact that so many things are excluded from the policy, the particularly interesting part of this policy is the way the sum assured is broken down, as follows: £180 on the Building of a private Dwelling House and Offices communicating therewith, brick or stone built and slated or tiled, situate Battleborough Lane, Brent Knoll…and known as “Hill House”. £20 on Building of Cow House situate near said Dwelling House, stone and cob built and thatched. £50 on Building of stable and Cider House under one roof or communicating situate near last, stone built and tiled. Another feature is that the original agent was Edward Gooding and that there are endorsements noting that “interest is now vested in: 9th Jan 1913 John Barnstable and C E Hagon and S Marler. 27th Mar 1917 Frederick G Barnstable C E Hagon and A J Radcliffe. 26th Sep 1918 Frederick G Barnstable F G Tribe, C J Symons and C Symons. This suggests that the policy was not updated when Hedderly and Hammans became partners with C E Hagon. Exclusions from the policy include: China, glass, looking glass, jewels, clocks, watches, trinkets, medals, curiosities, manuscripts, Government stamps, prints, paintings, drawings, sculptures, musical, mathematical or philosophical instruments – unless the same be specially mentioned in the policy. Loss or damage by fire occasioned by, or happening through, its own spontaneous combustion, or by explosion, except by gas in a building not forming part of any gas works. Money and various securities, etc. were also excluded, as was, of course, loss from invasion, foreign enemy, riot or civil commotion. So it seems that insurance is not so different now as it was then! John Page 21

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Women’s Society Thank you Janice for hosting our October Meeting and also to Jacky for testing our Knowledge of Somerset in a quiz – A good evening. November 27th – We are supporting the West Players at their comedy “Haywire” – ring Julie for details. December 11th is our Christmas Meal in the Red Cow, 7pm, when we wish everyone a Happy Christmas and New Year. If any lady would like to join us please ring Julie or Ann – 751 229 or 760 148 Julie Women’s Institute At our November meeting, Mr. Leonard Sweales gave us an entertaining talk about his experiences as Town Crier for Wells. He arrived in his regalia, rang his very loud bell, oyezed three times and read a poem about Brent Knoll W.I. He had us all laughing at his anecdotes, including the time he had to introduce Fiona Bruce at the start of the Antiques Roadshow, which took place at the Bishop’s Palace. He went to ring the bell and the clapper flew off, narrowly missing Fiona Bruce. The Flower of the Month competition was won by Sylvia Ainsworth with an Iris. At the meeting on December 10th at the Parish Hall at 2.30pm, members are in for a treat when the committee will entertain them!! Lots of Christmas fun. JMG Royal British Legion Women’s Section Brent Knoll branch The Women’s Section will be holding its Christmas meal at its regular bi-monthly branch meeting on Tuesday 9th December at 7pm PROMPT in the Red Cow. Order on the night from the regular bar menu or choose from the Specials Board (includes Roast Turkey). Meet us in the raised section of the restaurant area. This is open to all members of the Women’s Section and those ladies interested in joining. Further information about this meeting and the Women’s Section may be obtained from Liz (760 810), Bella (760 528) and Cynthia (760 198). The committee of the Women’s Section thanks everyone who has supported our events during 2014. Mary Piper, Branch Secretary Girls Just Wanna Have Fun! Our final event for this year will be on Tuesday 9th December, Cocktails and Charades at Woodlands, 7.30pm, £5. We are a very friendly group of mixed ages so join us to kick off the Christmas Season with a bit of festive spirit. If you want to know more, or be added to our mailing list, contact Caroline in the Village Shop, email [email protected]. Caroline Christmas “Meet & Eat” We will be celebrating Christmas with Meet and Eaters on Monday December 8th at Woodlands, Hill Lane, Brent Knoll. Time: 12 for 12.30 lunch. We are grateful to Sarah and Paul for holding this event and we look forward to a happy occasion. Please contact Rosemary on 01278 769 010 or Liz on 01278 769 010 if you wish to attend, for the menu and payment arrangements by December 1st. We wish you all a merry Christmas. Liz, Rosemary, Bella and Weit 24

PCSOs deliver community safety message Our neighbourhood team have been out and about providing reassurance and support in the community following three reports of suspicious incidents involving a vehicle approaching young females in the area. PCSOs have been visiting local schools delivering advice to students on how to remain safe. They have also visited YMCAs, and other community groups. Sergeant Elaine Linham said: “It’s important that these incidents are reported directly to us so we can investigate the facts. We ask everyone to be considerate when sharing unconfirmed reports on Facebook as rumours can quickly escalate.” We are continuing to investigate the reports and would reassure the public that are following up all leads. As a precaution it always good practice to ensure young people stick to the following information: x Always tell your parent/carer where you are going and make regular contact with them while you are out x If you are running late – let someone know x Agree safety spots - places you can go to if you feel unsafe. Identify trusted neighbours, police stations, or shops that you can go to alert a responsible adult. x Don’t separate from your friends x Never go with a stranger, accept gifts, or get in their car x Never give directions to strangers or lean into their car x Stick to well-lit areas and trust your feelings x Don’t take risks – if you feel uncomfortable go straight home, or report the incident to someone you trust – a police officer, a teacher or someone you know well x Ensure you know the correct numbers to call 101 to report incidents or 999 in an emergency If you have any information about these incidents please report directly to us by dialling 101. 25

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Wartime Memories Mr Stanley Chapman interviewed on 14th July 2014 Stanley was already in the Territorial Army and, like many others, knew that war was coming. In 1938 he joined up in the Royal Air Force and went to St Athan, Cardiff to train as an airframe fitter. He was there for nearly a year and trained on a variety of aircraft as a rigger repairing bodywork and fuselages. Stanley was responsible for the body work of aeroplanes. His next posting was to RAF Honington near Bury St. Edmunds in Suffolk and it was here that he had the greatest piece of good fortune. Three Wellington bombers were on low flying test duties and Stan was told to report for duty. When he arrived, having equipped himself with a parachute from the stores, he found out that there was another airman with the same surname which caused some confusion. Much to Stanley’s disappointment the RAF chose the other man who was training to be an air gunner. The disgruntled, Stanley had to return his parachute to the stores. The three aircraft had to do ‘circuits and bumps’ round the airfield on their test flight. Unfortunately during flight, the wing of one aircraft touched another’s causing both to crash and both crews of seven men were killed. But this was not the end of the story. In the Orderly Room the two names were mixed up again and a telegram was sent to Stanley’s mother to tell her that her son had been killed on active service! When the mistake was discovered Stanley was sent home on leave and walked into the house much to his mother’s shock and immense relief. The information was put in the newspapers and Stanley became a bit of a local celebrity. He tried to get a copy of the newspaper in which there was an article about him being assumed dead, but he was unsuccessful. This was in 1940 before any bombing had taken place, when they were still dropping leaflets over the enemy. After a short break, Stanley was transferred to The City of Edinburgh Squadron to 603 squadron of Spitfires. Later throughout the Battle of Britain he was stationed at Hornchurch in Essex, so was very near much of the aerial action of 1941. Following this experience, he was transferred to Cornwall for Air Sea Rescue. By this time the war in the Middle East was almost over, so he was drafted out as part of a repair and salvage unit to Burma. The aircraft in Burma were the relics left over from the war in the Middle East, so the best parts from each plane were salvaged and used to make another serviceable. From Liverpool, Stanley sailed on the 17000 ton ‘Empress of Russia.’ The crew of this ship, 200 in number, were mostly Chinese. In this convoy, the ship with others kept zig- zagging in order to dodge U-boats. They sailed on to Sierra Leone for ‘coaling up’ then on to Cape Town eventually docking at Durban. While waiting for the whole convoy, the men camped on a racecourse. Unknown to Stanley, former resident of Brent Knoll, David Greenfield was also on the same camp. There they stayed for three months before going back to Cape Town to join the convoy and then on to Bombay, passing Madagascar en- route. From there they took the train to Calcutta on a seven day journey. Conditions were abysmal, the train was very crowded, with people sitting on the top and hanging on the sides and the heat was unbearable. Hot water was gained from the engine in order to make tea. They were in Calcutta for two months then crossed the huge and wide Brahmaputra River in East Bengal. Stanley described the boat he travelled in up river on the Nepalese/ East Bengal border as being rather like a ‘Showboat.’ On arrival a camp made of straw was already built at Singabeel. Part 2 next month. We are very grateful to Stanley's daughter, Mrs Janet Ostler, for giving us permission to publish these memoirs. BDF 29

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PARISH HALL COMMITTEE FORTHCOMING EVENTS for your DIARY 2nd Saturday Bazaar, Farmers’ Market and Parish Café 28th February Howden Jones (Music) 13th June Village Fête 25th April Gracie Wickins-Sweet performs 18th July Music on the Green with the Coastline Singers 17th October Harvest Supper Next committee meeting – Monday, 8th December, 8pm, “Jubilee Room” Ritz Cinema, Burnham-on-Sea I said there were lots of films about at the moment! Well, we are all for new experiences, so off we went to the Silver Screen on October 7th Tuesday morning. After getting our tickets, a cup of coffee and a biscuit and a raffle ticket each, took our seats. What great value – especially as one of us won the raffle! The Ritz is such an asset to Burnham and district, run by lovely people who do their best to provide a good service. The film was “Pride”, with Bill Nighy, Imelda Staunton, Dominic West and a host of young actors. Gist of the plot:- a bunch of gay people in London decided to collect for the miners (this being 1984) and take to them what they collected. Problem:- when they found somewhere to take it (a village in Wales), the mining community didn’t want it, because of prejudice. (1984, remember). Led by Imelda Staunton, they were finally won over, not least by Dominic West’s character doing an amazing disco dance. Sounds daft, I know, but brilliant in context. The two communities became good friends, and at Gay Pride’s London march, 1985, coach after coach turned up from the mining lodges to support “their” gays and lesbians! A lovely, funny film with a few serious touches and tiny moments, e.g. the main character seeing a poster saying “Tested? Aids Kills” (thoughtful look, then mental shake and on to the next fundraiser). Sadly that young man was diagnosed and died aged 26. Poignant end to the film. A footnote told us that one of the ladies – very shy to start with – after a conversation with the gays, went to the police and got a couple of miners out of jail on a technicality, afterwards went to university, got a degree and finished up as the first female MP for Swansea East! Shows what you can do when different people come into your life. So, 2 days later, we were off again to see “What we did on our holiday”. What a funny film, but again with undertones. Scripted by the same people who do “Outnumbered” on the TV, the children were the real stars, despite David Tennant, Rosamund Pilce, Ben Miller and Billy Connolly. The story – a birthday party for Granddad who had cancer and not a great deal of time left, the family from London driving up, not telling anyone that mum and dad were living apart and children trying to cope. The other brother living in Scotland with Granddad, his wife depressed and terrified to speak out, son wanting to play jazz, but having to do exam pieces (violin). Tensions and many funny remarks, on the day of a big marquee, band, loads of aristocratic guests to impress – so Granddad goes off to the beach with the 3 grandchildren from London! Through chat and games he imparts much knowledge, especially to the eldest, telling her that none of it matters. The fact that one of his sons is a shambles(!) the other a smart-arse(!) one daughter-in-law a loud mouth(!) and the other a pathetic mess(!) doesn’t matter so long as they all love each other. Not a bad sentiment to take away. Granddad then dies, there on the beach and the children decide to give him a Viking funeral by making a raft, with a deckchair as a sail, putting Granddad in it (ingenious solution to that – remember the TV programme which showed how it is thought the Stonehenge stones were brought?), setting fire to it all, and pushing it out to sea!! Consternation by family when told, police and child welfare (Celia Imrie), but all right by the wake on the cliff with all together celebrating, helped by eldest grandchild quoting Granddad’s sentiment to her parents, aunt and uncle. Brilliant film! I’ve missed a lot out, but very enjoyable Pauline Chadwick 32

Lympsham Gardening Club A Quiz Night drew our intrepid members from their firesides on a dampish evening in November as they knew that it would be a fun time with plenty of giggles. David compiled and presented the questions on topics including Local Knowledge; Famous Thoroughfares; Residents in our Gardens and Quotations, while Stanley produced the Picture Round. Not very aptly named, a team called ‘The Young Ones’ won the quiz with only 13 points more than the last team. Thank you to all who arranged the evening. OUR NEXT MEETING on Tuesday 9th December 2014 will be at the Manor Hall, Lympsham starting at 7.45pm as usual. Dot Hatfield’s subject will be ‘Christmas Decorations’. Please bring a plate of nibbles to celebrate the festive season. Fruit juice and wine will be supplied. I would like to finish by sending you all Christmas Greetings and the hope for a Happy Peaceful New Year. Mariette Denison

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Please bring a torch or lantern What is the “200+ Club”? This is a brief explanation of the “200+ Club” for those who are not currently members. Members purchase one or more “Numbers” for £ 12 each. All Numbers are entered into 12 monthly draws with prizes of £20 and £12, plus two special prizes, one in June of £60 and one in December of £120. If more than 100 numbers are purchased, the number of prizes is increased to keep the prize money and the chance of winning roughly in proportion. The draws are made at Village Events and winners are published in the Brent Knoll News. Winnings are paid by cheque. In the 17 years that the “200+ Club” has run, there have been over 1550 prizes totalling nearly £25,000. If you would like to join the “200+ Club” with a chance to win a prize and to support the Parish Hall at the same time, please see the article and application form in this issue of the Brent Knoll News. Bob Filmer, 200+ Club Co-ordinator 33

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Your Christmas Sudokus World’s Easiest Sudoku Hard Sudoku (Win a £5 Prize!)

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J 5 1 9 J 6 I feature the World’s Easiest Sudoku this month (maximum 32 clues). It solves in 3 steps! 1) Fill in candidates in each blank cell. 19 cells have a single number so fill them in (e.g. A1=1). 2) Remove candidates as a result of the 19 entries: 23 more single numbers seen so fill these in. 3) Remove candidates as a result of the 23 entries and the final 7 cells can be filled in. The Sudoku is solved! 18 persons solved last month’s Hard Sudoku. One said it was a bit trickier! They were Ivor Ainsworth, Klaus Brenner, Pauline Chadwick, Tim Cromwell, Mac Hares, Holywell Nursing Home, Liz Ibrahim, Vicki Jones, Frankie New, Chris Marsh, Peter Osborn, Pat Paulson, Margaret Rogers, Julie Slawson, John Spiers, Caroline Sturgess, Ted Toon, and Gordon Watson. Ivor Ainsworth won the ballot. Send answers to 48, Brent Street or [email protected]. David Filmer Last month’s Sudoku Solutions (by popular request from several competitors) are below:- Not too difficult Sudoku Hard Sudoku 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 2 8 3 9 4 1 A 7 6 5 A 156439 8 2 7

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Gone Are The Days - Just some famous quotes Q To what do you attribute a long life? A To the fact I haven’t died yet! Sir Malcolm Sargent Q So what is the secret of long life? A Keep breathing. Sophie Tucker Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. Chili Davis (former baseball player) RW 36

News from the Primary Even with all the colourful distractions of Carnival parades, Guy Fawkes inspired firework parties and Halloween pumpkins, what has really shone out at the start of this new half term is the children’s real interest and care for those who fought in the two World Wars. For the obvious reason that this year marked the centenary of the start of World War One, there was clearly going to be more of a focus on Remembrance. What was really surprising to me, however, was the amount of genuine interest there was from the children. Video clips of the trenches were shown on classroom computer screens and avidly watched. Artefacts were carefully examined and discussed. Every classroom, from Reception to Year 6, either now has a display of carefully crafted clay Poppies, in the manner of the ceramic ones at the Tower, or some written work reflecting some personal research. Many children came in with personal stories garnered from parents and grandparents. A British Legion assembly presented by three of our local former servicemen was listened to with a mixture of fascination (not least due to the stories of torpedoes, ‘near’ misses and football matches on remote Pacific atolls) and the realisation that what we were looking at was the human face of understated bravery, comradeship and endeavour. Chris Burman Christmas Fair Saturday December 6th 10am to 1pm at St Michael’s Church Church Lane, Brent Knoll. TA9 4DG Stalls - come and buy your Christmas gifts Festive singing - with members of the Cheddar Male Voice Choir Light refreshments –drinks, mince pies, rolls and soup Children’s activities – face painting, decorating gingerbread In aid of Parish Funds DOG WALKERS IN MIDDLE STREET We owe it to the residents and other users of the lane to pick up after our dogs. CA Christmas Funnies At Christmas our home, is open house to everyone, we cannot afford a front door! What about those friends who send you a joke present, at Christmas one year, someone gave us a strange green dog, it was very low to the ground. After it had eaten three cats, the postman’s leg and the next door neighbour, we realised it was a crocodile! RW 37

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Sunday Tea Party - 14th December Are you 75 or over and living alone? Would you like to be treated to a delicious afternoon tea in the home of a Brent Knoll villager? After a successful and friendly tea party in November, the next Contact the Elderly monthly tea party will be held on Sunday 14th December from 3pm. If you need a lift, please contact me and I’ll arrange for a volunteer to collect you and return you home. If anyone, aged over 18, would like to volunteer as a driver or would be willing to host an occasional tea party for 6 - 10 local people, please contact me. Kim Wilcox, Village Agent [email protected] or 07943 555 519 Kim Holywell Nursing Home Christmas Coffee morning Monday 1st December at 10.30am-12.30pm Christmas gifts, raffle, guess the weight of the cake, bric-a-brac, etc. Christmas cards in aid of The Children’s Hospice, South West. Everyone welcome Ho! Ho! Ho! Christmas Funnies Did you hear about the poor poultry farmer who went out on Christmas Eve with his shotgun? After a loud bang he came in and said “sorry kids, we are so poor, I had to shoot Father Christmas RW

“My wife bought some hot cross buns the other day, what’s all the rush, we haven’t had Christmas yet. I know they say time seems to go quicker these days, who is pushing this idea?” “Don’t know, but what I want to know is, am I getting older faster than I should!” “No, you always looked like that!!” 40

WEST CROFT CIDER He’s done it again! This year has seen a bumper apple crop locally, auguring well for the 2014 vintage of Janet’s Jungle Juice. Not only that, but John Harris, from Westcroft Cider in Brent Knoll, has received another two certificates to hang amongst the plethora of awards covering the walls of his cider shop. Rather belatedly, the two coachloads of Campaign for Real Ale (CAMRA) supporters, who descended on his farm recently, bought him the “People’s Choice Cider of the Festival” award, that had been held at the CAMRA National Winter Ales festival in 2011. Their primary purpose in coming, however, was to present him with the 2014 CAMRA “Cider of the Festival” award held at the Somerset Beer Festival in Minehead this year. Those of us who sample his wares do not really need confirmation of his prowess, but it is always nice when others also appreciate the finer things in life. Well done John. If you haven’t sampled his cider yet, there is no time to lose. Book yourself a ticket for the Wassail to be held at Westcroft Farm on Saturday 17th January (see advert in this edition of the BKN) and be ready for a great night out. Don’t hesitate – tickets are hard to come by nearer the time. John Page Chalice Morris Men Winter sees the Chalice Morris Men celebrating yet another successful year. This time of year is spent practicing for the new season and building on our strengths. We also use this time to bring on new talent as without this; any team can get a little stale. So this is it, we are looking for new dancers (with or without experience). Just like they say, anyone can be taught and we pride ourselves on our ability to make a dancer out of the least obvious candidates. Why not give it a try, just come along to Brent Knoll Parish Hall most Thursday evenings. We are there from 8 to 10pm. Just to make sure you can give me, Neil Gratton a call on 01278 782 346 or Bob Cross on 01934 632 850. We are looking for men of any age and ability who are willing to give it a go. To find out more about us, why not take a look at our web site at www.chalicemorris.org or even just Google Chalice Morris Men. Next year we will be dancing at all sorts of events around Somerset and further afield. It may be a pub on a Thursday evening, a Saturday fete or a folk festival. Whatever it is it will be fun. Cheers Neil Gratton, Assistant Squire, Chalice Morris Men Just for Fun - Corollaries to Murphy’s Law: Law of Commercial As soon as you find a product that you really like, Marketing Strategy - they will stop making it. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better. But if you don’t make an appointment, you'll stay sick. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. The Friendly Pharmacist 41

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“200+ CLUB” – 2015 There’s been a really good response to the 2015 200+ Club, with over 130 numbers already reserved! So we are already guaranteed to be able to continue with the club in 2015. If you haven’t joined yet, you can do so by filling in and returning the application form below, or, if you were a member in 2014, by returning your reply slip. Don’t forget, the more members the more prizes! There is now only one draw left in 2014, the CRACKING CHRISTMAS DRAW, which will take place at the Parish Hall, at our Christmas Bazaar and Farmers’ Market, on Saturday 13th December. There will be 17 prizes - 1 x £120, 1 x £60, 2 x £ 40, 3 x £20, 2 x £16, 2 x £12, 2 x £10, 2 x £8 and 2 x £6, totalling £424!!. Anyone aged over 16 years can be a member of the 2015 “200+ Club”. Don’t forget your relatives and friends can join (they don’t even have to live in the village). As well as locals, we have members from America, Australia, Axbridge, Berrow, Canada, Cheshire, Dorset, Highbridge, Mark, Kent, Southampton, Taunton, Wales, Wellington, Weston, and even East Brent! Your chances of winning are much better than the Lotto! Below is an application form for next year’s membership. I would be most grateful if you could complete and return it to me, together with your subscription, as soon as possible, either via the Village Shop or directly. In December, I shall write to all those who join, giving details of their allocated number(s) and the date of the first draw in 2015!!!!. Thank you for your support and Good Luck!! Bob Filmer, 200+ Club Co-ordinator NOTE - Cheques will NOT be cashed until after 1/1/2015 Wishing you all a Very Happy Christmas and a Prosperous New Year! WIN UP TO £120!! Monthly draws entitle winners to prizes including: st 1 Prize £ 20 + others including £ 12 In addition, two annual draws entitle winners to EXTRA prizes including: Summer Draw Christmas Draw st st 1 Prize - £ 60 1 Prize - £ 120 The more numbers issued, the more prizes, keeping the chances of winning just as high. In 2014 we will have paid out 113 prizes totalling £ 1,768!! Numbers will be allocated at a cost of £ 12 per year (£1 per month) ALL PROFITS TO BRENT KNOLL PARISH HALL ------Complete below and return with your payment of £ 12 per entry to: Bob Filmer, Wascelyn, 48, Brent Street, Brent Knoll or the Brent Knoll Village Shop. You can apply for 1 or more numbers. Why not get your friends and family to have a go and support your LOCAL Parish Hall at the same time. Your Name Mr/Mrs/Ms …………………………………………………………… Address ………………………………………………………………………… ………………………………………………………………………… Telephone ………………………………………………………………………… Yes, I would like to buy …… number(s) in Brent Knoll Parish Hall “200+ Club” Please enclose cash or cheque for £ 12 per “200+ Club” number. Cheques payable to “Brent Knoll Parish Hall”. 44

Brent Knoll Weather Report – October 2014 October was yet another warm month with an average temperature of 13.2°C (56°F), a joint record with 2011, and it followed the warmest September we have recorded here: but whereas September was mild and very dry with unbroken high pressure, October was dominated by Atlantic lows which tracked to our north, drawing in warm and humid air from the south and bringing plenty of rain. Hence it was wet as well as warm, with a rainfall total of 113.4mm (4.5in) – well above average, and the third October in a row to exceed 100mm. The month began quietly with the remnants of September’s high pressure giving a couple of bright days, but Atlantic weather systems took over on the 4th when a slow-moving cold front brought us 19.8mm (0.8in) of rain – by mid-morning we had recorded more rain than we saw in the whole of September. That set the scene for the first half of October, with rainfall almost every day and temperatures slipping away as the days shortened. On 16th October a deep low pressure system moved up the Atlantic towards Scotland, drawing warm and humid air over the UK and generating some lively thunderstorms over Cornwall and Devon. Some flooding occurred there, but as often happens, the storm weakened as it passed over Exmoor, and rainfall totals here were modest – the only evidence locally was some thunder and lightning over the Levels. During the second half of October, high pressure over Europe pushed the Atlantic weather systems further north, and so more warm and humid air was drawn in from the south. The result was mild and overcast weather, much warmer than the first half of October and with little rainfall. The only event of note was on the 21st, when ex-hurricane Gonzalo made its presence felt with a windy 24 hours and a maximum gust of 32.2kts (37mph), but the southerly airflow meant that the second half of October was much warmer than the first. It’s worth making a couple of observations about the first 10 months of 2014. Firstly, rainfall – October’s above-average total offset the dry September, and at the end of October we had recorded a total of 809.2mm (31.9in). That’s just higher than at this point in 2008, and about 50mm (2in) more than at the end of October 2012. The end of 2012 saw a lot of rain, though, so although our year-to-date total is the highest we have seen at the end of October, at this stage I wouldn’t bet on a record-breaking year. Secondly, this mild October followed record-breaking warmth for September. This year has also see our warmest June, and our second-warmest January, February, March, April, May and July. Only August let the side down by being our coolest. With all those balmy months it will be no surprise to learn that so far, 2014 is our warmest year on record with an average temperature of 12.4°C (54°F). That’s about 1°C warmer than average which may not sound much, but it is significant. Unless we get a chilly November and December this could be a record year for warmth, if not for rain. Stephen Baggs; www.knollweather.co.uk BRENT KNOLL PARISH & BEAT SURGERY our Neighbourhood Beat Officer and Parish Clerk PCSO 9613 Pauline Dixon and Owen Cullwick will be holding a Parish & Beat Surgery on Wednesday, December 3rd 10.30am to 12 noon Nuttall Room, Brent Knoll Parish Hall Please use this opportunity to meet your Neighbourhood Beat officer and Parish Clerk to discuss any issues 45 PLUMBING BY GEORGE! 302969 Brent Knoll · Small Jobs - Dripping Taps - Leaking Toilets, Outside Taps, Shower Replacements, etc. · Gas Boiler replacement, Radiators and System Upgrades, Boiler servicing · Limited time only - up to 7 year extended warranty on all new Worcester Boilers (accredited installer) · Bathroom Design and Installation Tel: 01278 760 543 Or 07813 321 197

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More Ramblings of a Rambler Winter is here: this has been verified by the arrival of Buick swans at Slimbridge. They come from the icy lands to spend Christmas with us because it’s warmer here and yet a lot of our birds do the opposite and go to a colder place, the freezer, to spend Christmas with us. November took the place of September this year with it’s show of fungi, toadstools mushrooms and puff balls in great abundance. We had some fantastic umbrella type ones popping up all over our lawn, they looked quite magical. Insects were plentiful, and the mosquitoes seem to know it was time to come inside to bite and buzz. Someone told me they had seen a butterfly and did I know that butterflies only live for a day. I replied that that was a myth, they said, “no it was definitely a butterfly.” I am still trying to put my lawnmower to bed, but the grass continues to grow and cannot be cut because it is so wet. The only things that like the wet are the ducks. They have turned the chicken compound into a quagmire dabbling for tasty earthworms. This would have been alright had we not inherited a pair of Mille Fleurs, that’s bantam chicken with feathered legs, they have trouble negotiating the mud the ducks have made. I did not realise that the Sycamore helicopter seeds pose a heath threat to horses, that could cause fatalities. For those of you that are interested, research; “equine atypical myopathy” which is a seasonal condition caused by a toxin in the “helicopter”. It is with sadness that I have to report that we are down one on the family numbers. Our old Jack Russell passed peacefully away at home, she was a birthday present to the Rambleress some thirteen years ago, RIP. The Rambler BRENT KNOLL & MARK TENNIS CLUB

The Autumn and Winter tennis North Somerset Branch programme is in full swing . Reg. Charity No. 205284 Mixed doubles league matches are Come and Join Us played on Sunday mornings. Matches for a during October and November have QUIZ NIGHT been played against , Trull at and Street. BERROW VILLAGE HALL Coaching for club members takes Parsonage Road, Berrow TA8 2NL place on Thursday evenings during Saturday 6th December term time and alternate Wednesday 7pm for 7.30pm start evenings. £50.00 First Prize! Monday evenings is men’s night and (kindly sponsored by Bridge Veterinary Practice) ladies play on Monday mornings. Bar and food available A club singles box tournament will run £2 per person entry - £1 for under 16s through November and December. - maximum: 6 per team - www.brentknolltennisclub Phone or text 07880 850825 to book your table Popular event so booking advisable: Details contact [email protected] Proceeds to the RSPCA Brent Knoll Animal Centre Alison Hillyer 48 USEFUL VILLAGE CONTACTS: PAROCHIAL CHURCH COUNCIL, Secretaryy Sandra Hanmer 01934 750076 PARISH ADMINISTRATOR Maryy Ford 769082 CHURCH WARDEN Miss Frances James 760287 Mike Smith 760691 CHURCH CLEANERS Wiet Harperp 760803 CHURCH FLOWERS Mrs Marion Viningg 760612 POPPY ORGANISER Mrs Sally Wingate 760610 BRASS CLEANERS METHODIST CHURCH Revd. Margaretgpp Trapp 760573 Mrs Maryy Frost 783120 Tessa Munt 01934 710748 COUNTY COUNCILLOR John Denbee 01934 712304 DISTRICT COUNCILLOR Bob Filmer 760760 Andrew Gillingg 01934 750580 PARISH COUNCIL, Clerk Owen Cullwick 794463 Chairman Colin Townsend 760226 Planning enquiries Andrea Hurkett (Brent() Street +) 760099 Bella Ward (()Burton Row +) 760528 Footpathp Contact Peter Osborn 760839 PARISH HALL, Bookinggy Secretary Jenny y Butters 760477 Bazaar Eddie Fuller 760308 Secretary Sandra Few 760451 Caretaker Richard Bream 760810 DOCTOR Dr S L Aungg 760313 NHS NON-EMERGENCY URGENT MEDICAL HELPLINE 111 WRVS PRESCRIPTION SERVICE 760313 BRENT KNOLL PRIMARY SCHOOL Chris Burman 760546 TODDLERS GROUP Jane Hannah 760629 BRENT KNOLL TADPOLES PRE SCHOOL Cathyyy Hurley 769126 VILLAGE SHOP Caroline Chennells 760225 BRENT KNOLL NEWS, Production Editor Bob Filmer 760760 Distribution Elaine & Eddie Fuller 760308 POLICE NON-EMERGENCY NUMBER 101 RHYNE PROBLEMS Lower Axe Drainingg Board 789906 VILLAGE AGENT Kim Wilcox 07943 555519 NATIONAL TRUST HONORARY RANGER Ged Keele 769010 VILLAGE SOCIETIES: BRENT AMATEUR DRAMATICS (BAD)() Sarah Joyce y 787493 CANCER RESEARCH CAMPAIGN Mrs Janet Harris 760259 CONSERVATIVE BRANCH Bob Filmer 760760 ECUMENICAL GROUP Revd. Margaretg Trapp 760573 GOOD COMPANIONS Mrs Joyy Collett 760458 GUIDES / BROWNIES / RAINBOWS Jane Sinnott 760987 HORTICULTURAL SOCIETY (Burnham)() Mr L Wallis 760550 ROYAL BRITISH LEGION ()(Men’s Section) Rod Southwell 760445 ROYAL BRITISH LEGION ((Women’s Section) Liz Bream 760810 SHORT MAT BOWLING CLUB Alan Castle 760424 TENNIS CLUB David Outfin 783993 WOMEN’S INSTITUTE Janet Southwell 760445 WOMEN’S SOCIETY Julie Baker 751229 ST MICHAELS CHURCH, BRENT KNOLL - REVD. SIMON LEWIS Tel: 01278 760496 METHODIST MINISTER: THE REVD. MARGARET TRAPP Tel: 01278 760573 BAPTIST MINISTER: ()(Burnham) THE REVD. STEVE AYERS, Collegeg St. B.O.S. Tel: 783920 CATHOLIC PRIEST FATHER TIBOR SZENDE, Burnham & Cheddar Joint Parish Tel: 01934 742564 E&OE 49 The Red Cow Large Beer Garden FRIDAY NIGHT is Function Room CURRY Night - £6.00p Traditional Food Homemade Chicken Curry Popadom & Chutney Tel: 01278 760 234 OurOur Menu is available as a Take AwAwayay

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Looking for a Challenge? No matter what age you are, many of us still like to think ourselves capable of accepting a new challenge and trying something we may have never done before. My challenge involves climbing, but not the type requiring physical strength. I would like to challenge you to climb a short flight of steps and take your place on the stage in the Highbridge Festival of the Arts. Now before you decide to turn the page, I would like to explain that I am the secretary for the Speech and drama section and it really is open to everyone who loves language in all its forms. No previous experience is needed, neither do you require professional training, you just need to enjoy sharing literature and are willing to present it to an audience who will be only too happy to share it with you. There is a wide variety of classes for all ages. You could read a diary extract, real or fictional or perhaps prepare a reading from a favourite Dickens novel. There is also an opportunity to commemorate WW1 with a class entitled, ‘A War in Words’. I also hope that writers of poetry and prose will use the festival to perform and celebrate their own work. There is a friendly and supportive team to help and I will be happy to discuss or answer questions. I do hope you will consider the challenge or perhaps you know someone who will. Contact can be made at [email protected] or 01278 769 208. Go on. Have a go and support this local event. Sue Walton Season’s Greetings A very Happy Christmas and Healthy New Year to all our friends and neighbours in Brent Knoll, from Phil and Margaret Rogers. We are not sending Christmas cards locally; we are making a donation to charity instead. Phil & Margaret Christmas Quiz 1) There are four ghosts in Dickens ‘A Christmas Carol’. Who are they? 2) Which gift did the Wise man Melchior bring to Jesus? 3) Christmas Island is a territory of which country? 4) The Christmas Fair was held on a frozen River Thames in London, which year? 5) Baron Hard-up is in which pantomime? 6) Name the Liqueur in a ‘Snowball’ drink? 7) In which years did Oliver Cromwell ban Christmas? 8) Name the British Monarch and the year of the first Christmas broadcast? 9) On which date do the Nordic countries celebrate Christmas? 10) What is the name of the period leading up to Christmas? 11) Who brings presents to Children in Holland on the 5th/6th December? 12) Who started the custom of ‘Wassailing’? 13) How many presents were given in total in the ‘Twelve days of Christmas”? 14) In what decade was the first Christmas card sent in the UK? 15) What is lucky to find in days gone by in a Christmas pudding? 16) What country did Christmas trees originate from? 17) What is the second line of “I’m dreaming of a White Christmas”? 18) How does Good King Wenceslas like his Pizzas? Roy Ainsworth 51

Do you know this person? • Good with people • Enthusiastic about wildlife • Looking for work that is flexible with a great rate of pay South West Wildlife Fundraising Limited is looking for self-motivated people to recruit members for Somerset Wildlife Trust at pre-booked retail stores and shows within Somerset. Hours are negotiable, and applicants of all ages are welcomed. Sales experience is an advantage, and access to a car is essential. If you think you have what it takes to inspire people about the work of Somerset Wildlife Trust apply now, with a covering letter and CV, to Huw Edwards at [email protected]. For a job description or more information go to www.somersetwildlife.org/vacancies. Surviving Winter The Community Foundation for Somerset is once again organising its Surviving Winter grant scheme. People who receive a Winter Fuel payment from the government but who feel that they do not need to use it can donate it to the Community Foundation. The money is then passed on as grants to people in Somerset over 60 who are having difficulty meeting their winter fuel costs and who run the risk of becoming very cold. If you would like to donate please contact the Community Foundation direct 01749 344 949 [email protected]. If you would like to apply for a grant as you are finding it hard to meet your winter fuel bills please contact me so that we can discuss making an application for a grant. Please remember that the fire service is very keen to make sure that every home has a working smoke alarm as these are so effective in preventing death by fire. They will visit elderly and sick or disabled people in their homes to install and check smoke alarms. I also have a supply of useful leaflets about fire prevention and services to help so please do contact me if you would like me to refer you on to the Fire Service or would like more information. Kim Wilcox, Village Agent [email protected] or 07943 555519 Word Search NR ET TAP M H GJ RA AMITIES ETIQUETTE L Y T I L A M R O F Y M I BEHAVIOUR FORM L G M E T S Y S L T I A R CEREMONY FORMALITY D I T C U D N O C T S T W CIVIL GRACE L A V C H R D C I T R U L CODE NORM R U O I V A H E B U I L C COMITY PATTERN DD T MCCS R L YT RE COMPORT POLITE E O T R R C O E D T U C E CONDUCT RITUAL CR I T ROP M O CA ST COURSE RULE O W R N G U F O I R L T I CUSTOM STYLE R H O W G R W N G T W Y L DECORUM SYSTEM UR MN EST Y U RY L O DOING WAY MA ET T EU Q I T E E P 52

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Down 14) Loudly enough to be heard (7) 1) Most up to date (6) 16) Driver’s permit (7) 2) Pig food (5) 17) Absolution (6) 3) Fruit grove (7) 18) Foul smelling black and white 5) Complain (5) animal (5) 6) Make a new formation (7) 19) Angular recess (6) 7) Chancellor’s traditional house 21) Atlantic, Pacific, etc. (5) number (6) 23) Pariah (5) 8) Greek nature goddess (5) Roy Ainsworth Christmas Funnies An elderly man in Australia calls his son in Bristol and says! “I hate to ruin your day at this time of year, but I had to let you know that your Mother and I have decided to separate, after forty years, we have had enough”. “Dad I cannot believe it” exclaims his son. The old man says “well, we have made up our minds, so please ring your sister in New York and tell her”. The worried son telephones his sister with the news, they simply cannot get divorced she says, leave it to me, she then rings her Father and tells him, you are not to get divorced, we will start out tomorrow. Do not do a single thing till I get there with my brother. The old man put the phone down and turning to his wife said “I told you I would fix it. They are both coming for Christmas and they are paying their own airfares!” RW Pancakes Event 2015 – Date for your diary The Brent Knoll Royal British Legion Women’s Section is pleased to announce that they will be selling Pancakes in the Parish Hall on Saturday 7th February, 11am to 2pm. Mary 53

Burnham and Highbridge Choral Society Christmas Concert Burnham and Highbridge Choral Society is holding its Christmas Concert at St John's Church Highbridge on Thursday 11th December at 7.30pm admission £5.00. Chris Outfin Tony Gilbert would like to thank everyone who bought flowers, pumpkins, fruit and veg over the last few months. The sum of £80 has been donated to the Friends of St. Michael's fund which looks after the fabric of the church. Carols in the Pub We are holding a beer and carols evening at the Red Cow on Monday December 22nd from 9pm. If you would like to celebrate Christmas by singing some traditional carols with a drink, please come along. There is no charge though there will be a collection on behalf of the Parish of the Three Saints and Edith’s Dream. All welcome. If you would like more information on the Edith’s Dream Charity please see www.edithsdream.org. Tim Cromwell IRISH Interview technique? Murphy applied for a fermentation operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin. A Pole applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test by the Manager. When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20. The manager went to Murphy and said, “Thank you for coming to the interview, but we’ve decided to give the Pole the job.” Murphy, “And why would you be doing that? We both got 19 questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish surely I should get the job.” Manager, “We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you got wrong.” Murphy, “And just how would one incorrect answer be better than another?” Manager, “Simple. On question number 7 the Pole wrote down, ‘I don’t know.’ You put down, ‘Neither do I’!” The Friendly Pharmacist Brent Knoll Village Shop – Opening Hours The Brent Knoll Village shop will be closed from 1pm on Christmas Eve and will reopen at 8am on Monday 29th December. We will close at 1pm on New Year's Eve and reopen at 8am on Saturday 3rd January. Caroline Gone Are The Days - Just some more famous quotes Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind it, it doesn’t matter. Mark Twain You are not yourself today. How nice! Unknown A strange new trend is happening at work now. People are putting names on food in the fridge, Today I had a sandwich called Martin. RW 54

Wishing you all a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Bob Filmer, Editor Diary for December 2014 Page 1st Christmas Coffee Morning Holywell 10.30-12.30pm 39 1st Knoll Classical Music Circle (Every Monday) Ball Copse Hall 7.00pm 1st Parish Council – Public Session Jubilee Room 7.30pm 7 Parish Council – Meeting [Note Monday] Jubilee Room to follow immediately 2nd Toddlers (Every Tuesday) Methodist Schoolroom 10.30-12 noon 4 2nd Knoll Group of Ringers (Every Tuesday) St. Michael’s Church 7.30pm-9pm 3rd SORT IT+ Recycling & Green Waste Your House Early!! 3rd Brent Knoll Parish & Beat Surgery Nuttall Room 10.30-12 noon 44 4th Chalice Morris Men Practice (Every Thursday) Parish Hall 8.00pm-10pm 40 6th Christmas Fair St Michael’s Church 10.00-1pm 36 6th RSPCA Quiz Night Berrow Village Hall 7.00pm 47 6th Full Moon 16 8th Meet & Eat Woodlands 12.00 noon 23 8th Parish Hall Committee Meeting Jubilee Room 8.00pm 31 9th Mobile Library [NOTE Tuesday!!] See Village Notice Boards for Details 9th Toddlers Christmas Party & End of Term Methodist Schoolroom 10.30-12 noon 4 9th RBL Women’s Section Meeting & Meal Red Cow 7.00pm 23 9th Girls Just Wanna Have Fun! “Cocktails” Woodlands 7.30pm 23 9th Lympsham Gardening Club –“Decorations” Manor Hall, Lympsham 7.45pm 32 10th SORT IT+ Recycling & Rubbish Your House Early!! 10th Women’s Institute Parish Hall 2.30pm 23 11th Women’s Society – “Christmas Meal” Red Cow 7.00pm 23 11th B&H Choral Society Christmas Concert St John’s, Highbridge 7.30pm 53 13th Bazaar, Farmers’ Market & Parish Café Parish Hall 10.00am 8, 31 14th Afternoon Tea Party 3.00pm 39 15th DEADLINE FOR JANUARY BRENT KNOLL NEWS 12.00 noon 54 15th WI Craft Group Methodist Schoolroom 2.30pm 16 15th Village Carols School Hall 7.00pm 8,32 15th Whist Drive IvyClad Hall 7.00pm 15 17th SORT IT+ Recycling & Green Waste Your House Early!! 17th Mobile Library [NOTE Wednesday!!] See Village Notice Boards for Details 17th Good Companions - “Christmas Lunch” Beachcomber Inn 12.00 noon 16 22nd Parish Council Grant Application Deadline 5.00pm 7 22nd Carols in the Pub Red Cow 9.00pm 53 22nd New Moon 16 24th SORT IT+ Recycling & Rubbish Your House Early!! 24th Brent Knoll Village Shop closes for Xmas 1.00pm 53 29th Brent Knoll Village Shop reopens 8.00am 53 31st SORT IT+ Recycling & No Green Waste Your House Early!! 31st Brent Knoll Village Shop closes for New Year 1.00pm 53 Anything missing? Make sure your events are listed in the Monthly Event Diary DEADLINE FOR THE JANUARY 2015 ISSUE – All contributions to be received by NOON on Monday, 15th December, to:- Bob, e-mail: [email protected] or Wascelyn, 48, Brent Street, Brent Knoll, TA9 4DT The Brent Knoll News welcomes all contributions. Views expressed are those of individual contributors and do not necessarily reflect the view of the editor or represent the standpoint of the Brent Knoll News. The Editor reserves the right to edit or amend any contribution. BRENT KNOLL VILLAGE WEBSITE: www.brentknollvillage.co.uk

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