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Kurds JMl I to build new parking deck at Warsaw and Patterson in under All Decked Out Mav at a cost 1 <■> million scrutiny
12 agencies in PARKING SPACES on money transfer investigation APPROXIMATELY 24eOOOsd.FT.
BY RACMANA Dun NEWS BDOOR BLUESTONE EXTERIOR TO being named a convicted Man NH DfobaMy m>i .i part of COMPLEMENT OTHER I Imisonbunj leaidenl Rssheed CAMPUS BULXMNGS Qamban's Amen.an dream when he leH Kurdistan and arnved in the I nlted States in 1997. (Jam ban was indicted in Octo- CONSTRUCTION WILL ber 2005 ior violating .i provision BEGIN IN MAY of the USA PATRIOT Act dealing wHhtisnsnmingmone) overseas According to the I S Attorney's Office for tin- Western I Mstrtct the ENTRANCES OFF WARSAW four men Iranslerred $3 million AND PATTERSON abntad. Three other men, Ahmed Abdullah, Amir Rashid ami I ad STREETS hil Nomlv, were indicted with the same charge, but (Jamban was the first to be com kted In ■ iur\ trial COSTS O.B MILLION TO Now. he may face up to .1 $290,000 fine and five vears 01 |ail time. BUILD Employees Abdullah and Rashid both pleaded guilt) on March 2 and Full-time Staff Salary Tiers Annual Fee Increase/pay period April IS to the money transfer- ring charge Currently, NoroJj $2,500-$ 19,999 $96.00 $0.50 is awaiting his trial, scheduled PARKING EE for Ma\ 17 F Under the current law; op- ^ $20,000-$39,999 $177.50 $0.90 erating an unlicensed money* transmitting business is illegal INCREASES3 until a license1 is obtained, in $40,000-$59,999 $259.25 $1.30 this case, from the Virginia State Corporation Commission or the $60,000$ 79,999 $340.75 $1.70 U.S. Department of Treasury. Annual Fee lncrease/y< But QaniKm said he was not running a business when trans- Full-time Students $172.00 $20.00 $80,000-$99,999 $420.00 $2.00 ferring mone\ abroad lince he did not make | profit from do- Part-time Students $86.00 ing so $10.00 $100,000+ $504.00 $5.50 see KURDS, page I LAI KIN PACK,,„,/„.•.,,» Harmony sponsors Walking for GayMU week Rwanda
B* MARY C/ARSTY campaign is part of a week-long ■> Conns. Pi I MI assrewi wws itmoit effort by Harmony, an organiza- CONTMUTIM. URI11R tion established to focus on gay. Cay? Fine by at least 760 peo- lesbian, bisexual and transgen- Since the end ot bSe90-dai Rwandan genoode that ple at JMU Almost *l» students der issues, to innvase tolerance claimed the lues ot some St»U""' people, the countn' and faculty wore shirts Tuesday and knowledge thmughout the has Ixvn rebuilding itself — particularly its Knoob. to show support tor the "Fine bv |MU campus. I hat effort has crossed the Atlantic CVean and one f (ar Me" project ca*atcd to unite stu- The week began with an nsonhurg re-sident is tr\ inj; to niaki' a difference. dents, communities and religious opening speech by Gregory Robin Stnckler is walking the distance Rwandan groups across the nation. l /vs/c/onon, the coordinator lor children walk to school and back in a week in order "Last year, we only had 450 Hillside and Hlueslone area BBS] to raise money to build a junior-senior high school in participants, s.ud I larmonv demc halls and academic build- Rwanda, w huh is supposed to open tor < IssSBI in Sep- pmBgnpw alumni coordinator Knsten ings. He urged students to not be tember Brady. "It's just amazing to see silent, and to stm e toward a bet- Tn Rwanda, you see doaens of people walking along Students participate in the "Fine by me" T-shirt campaign. Last year how this project took ofl in one ter, more et|ual future. the rOSdside |USI like (his," Stnckler said while motion 450 people donned "gay? fine by me" shirts. This year, the number war" ingtoRoiiti' ll'snarrovi two-lanehighwav and pastoral almost doubled with nearly 800 students and faculty wearing shirts. I he line |n Me I-shirt see GAY. BBS surnmndings ll mspm-d h"r to walk for Rwanda. "My husband told me how he used to walk twelve miles to School and back even dav and it got me interested." Strickler's husband's experience, if not his position, has inspired her to lake action |ohn Rutsindintwarane general Mcretan oi ma Lutheran church of Rwanda, Kaine vetoes concealed weapon bill will reunite with Stnckler in |ulv to begin work on the planned school. ing legally owned weapons easier and gun. If you want to o»n«eal a weapon, vim s.r RWANDA, page 5 aajferfOf owners. should have pemussion I ven it you're 'This bill would have allowed responsible aKuii 11, aomscrie who's not n Knn SIMMIRS anyone who owns a gun to conceal it could get a hold ol it," said. nvrrci 111 a vt'liu le Ihat's,) big concern lor Ernie Nuckots, owner ot Nuckosi routinetrarA stops, said Kaine'e press Gun Works of Staunton. said he believes |ust moments bafoffl secretary Kevin Hall. Owners should Ix' able to transport con- I At Kl N Ml K his deadline ol midnight on Irk- Virginia Ass.icidtionol ( hiels cealed guns. "I he point is accessibility. art sin ■ April n.Cov. Iiniotln M Lnm ot PDIKV opposed the bill. Hall said the 11 [thegun] is out oi icach, ny levied niixted l hill that would have 0 Mvems «»t IsW enton vinnit. »ltn vrs w ere tn the glove compartment or stored need gun owners witbemtacon- a key factor in Kainc's decision and their under the backseat, then I don I M the ceak'd weapons permit to store hn*- tesbmmies helped PSrausdl menibersot problem. I'd sav it's safer to have a gun ■inns out of sight m their vehicles. bVler>latuje not to override the bill stowed awa) than laving out on a seat t urrenl \ irgmia ISM mandates SoprKHTiore Jessica Brazil agrees with or the dashboard." that unless a gun owner possesses bNesMrncv'sdscWori A backgmund check and basic gun Room a oDnotslsd weapons permit 'hen 'Tor the most part, I think the safety training an? n\|uin\i for a coneoak'd Strickler. a a firearm must be in plain view in of uVmajontv is more Important than weapons pennil in \'irgmia, but nut Harrison burg ■vehicle ihe\eu*xihill,HBMOr., DUridnj the individual happv," Brazil required to purchase a guij.1 lall said native, Is prop.-seil lli.it loaded guns IH- Stored said She said she would not want because the same regulations an1 not walking Route in a kxkU>« or i',lo\ e compartment students to be able to store guns in their imposed lor gun ownership, it is unsafe 11 In hopes of wtmoutaperrnHrequirsd cars un campus. to allow those without pemiits to conceal raising enough I he hill, a defeat torpn>-gun |«gftS Senior John I lupp also agnvs with weapons in vehicles. money to latJotl m \ irgmia. was iponsored bv Del the le>;i>l.iti. B\ -"id thinks tlx'n- shi mid I he measure did not receive enough build second- Clifford Athe.. K I ront Roval. who said be limits to tin-arm ownership. "I don't votes in the Senate to overturn Kaine's ary schools In the bill was art effort bO make transport- v\ art iust anyone going ssound M ith a veto. Rwanda.
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PHOTO BY MIND1 Wr-SrHOFF«ft(/?/A«Vii»m/Vk-r PHOTO ILLUSTRATION lt> I Al REN PACK ,vf ,!im j Tummies filled during twomonth-long drive Hunger Banquet modeled after NGO "Clean Your Plate" campaign finds 3,033 lbs. of campaign dedicated to staving off'hunger food wasted last week in D-hall from 5 to 8 pjn.
BY LAUREN SEARSON OXDUn, an international nun-governmental BV CARLV LEDUC mrdinatur lor Community Service-Learn- STAFF WRFTF.R organization dedicated to eliminating hun- STAFF WRFFF.R ing. She said that amount of food can feed 101 d poverty throughout the world." tutu lies tor tour months. Also the amount was Kaismg awareness tor international. CM associate director I orelei Esben- D-hall. It's a central point for many JMU collected only between 5 and K p.m. If that weight tool economic end nutrition disparities, sliade said. "Each year we have a large students with the added bonus ot being all-vou- were multiplied bv the number of weeks ot class, IMU's eighth annual Hunger Banquet was turnout. I believe that att who attend leave i .ii' ..1* it would ranch about 46,(M> pounds. held last night in the I lighlands Room with a lot of information and issues to talk But at D-hall there's a problem, which manv C effecting the problem is a piece ot uike The event which has been in the works about and wrestle with." |ML' students overlook. When provided with the 'That's simple — portioning" Treacy said. since last semester, was planned by a com- When students arrived al the banquet, opportunity of an all-you-can-eat buttel-su le caf- "Don't take more than vou are able to eat. D-hall mittee of Community Service-Learning the] were given a program with fads about eteria, manv times students eyes become bigger is an all-\ou-ian-eat buffet which means you can students. The banquet is the final event hunger, as well as life-cards that featured than their stomachs. Ihat'swlw |\1l s ( immu- get more food if vou need to." of the "Hunger Knows No Bound.i a profile of a high, middle or low-income nity Service Learning Mailed the Clean Your Plate The information collected through the Gean food drive that kicked off Feb. 28. Last individual. campaign. Vo' Plate pnigram will be posted around D-hall \ etf I Hunger Banquet raised $711, which According to Skotchdopole. people I.ast week, volunteers collected plates before this week and at the Annual Hunger Banquet was aiven to Mercy House, along with .ill received different types of meals based on a they went through the trav return and collected all April 26. canned food donations randomly-assigned socio-wonomic status the leftover food on them. At the end of the week, "We're hoping that the [ML communitv will Senior Chelsea Skotchdopole, the I lun- Representing the lowest economic level, 55 they calculated that over 3,000 pounds of food try to assess their own contnbution to food waste ger Banquet committee chair. said, " 11"' were wasted last week in D-hall by |Ml students, and lessen the amount wasted in their own lives," event is modeled after a campaign led by sec HUNGER, page i faculty and staff, said lillian Ireaev, the Aging Ser- rreacyaaid
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Alumnus inspired by recent that story ended." Tremonte thinks it would realK boost school spirit it stu- first meeting dents were able to come up with their own Puke I tot fad Chuck Norris phenomenon "I think it would be a great way to bring up the school spirit around campus and create a buzz/ Iremonte said IY AMANDA WILSON Tremonte feels publishing Duke Dog facts and allowing of new body coSTRIA(mv; tvRrrr.R students to get excited about their niaseot will help boost lometimes-lacklns school spirit Whether you've graduated trom |\U or are a curren "I feel like this would be something tunin to in MAIO C/AHsn student, there are always ways to plug m and show JTOUI Sp> get people talking,'' said Tremonte, a big fan of tSSISl \\t \M\S EDnXM Madison pride, no matter how unorthodox the way may be. \j |\IL athletics who attended all the home football Even if some students never got into it, the recent games this season Iremonte stressed how Impor- luesdav night, the SCA held its first meeting Chuck Norris Internet craze has been making headlines tant it is to support JMU athletics and keep school with new l\ elected executive board members, and appearing on l-shirts across the country. Pacts, Mich spirit levelt high even alter graduating. general bod\ members and class council mem- as "Chuck Norris doesn't wear i watch, be decides what ti Alumni especially should be excited, he said. bers. I he) came together to eled a new Speaker it is," are all over Web sites devoted to the martial arts because their attitude about their alma mater can ol the Senate. Stephanie Gcnco (Jr.) master. truly have an impact on prospective students i he Hvc candidates nominated for the posi- Now, a JML' alumnus has decided to create his own list lunior Mike Shockev director of market- tion wen- lommv Blucstein
KURDS, from front would have faced execution," money back home for terror- through a family friend who State Police. Although three out of Ihe "I never intentionally he said. However, he left ism activity." had a Turkish bank account. U.S. Attorney John Brown- lour men have bMi found or meant lo break (he law," Kurdistan alone, and started His wife and children The family-friend would take lee said before the Patriot pleaded guilty, members of the Qambari said. "The whole to work two jobs in the U.S. in loined him in May 1998 af- 5 percent of the money for his Act was passed, there was a community have expressed thing happened without the order to bring his family over. ter spending $15,000. He still profit and then send it to the law already in the U.S. Code outrage at the case. mindset of a business." This, he said, is when he had other family members in Kurdish families, but Qam- saying money transfers over- "We demand as a commu- Qambari originally u,». first started sending money Kurdistan, though, and would bari said he did not make a seas were illegal without a nity, as a society, that these brought here by the US Gov- overseas; Qambari's family periodically send money to penny. license. charges be dropped," said ernment to flee Saddam Hus- needed money to get a pass- them to purchase items, such "I said, 'I don't need mon- The difference was th.it .i kakahama Askary, an imam sein's regime. The regime was port so they could leave Kurd- as medicine. t) l.it m\self, " hi said. person could only be indicted of the local mosque and (ML known for oppressing Kurd- istan, and there is no banking In 2002, after the Patriot Eventually, Harrisonburg if they intended to break the professor of philosophy and istan, a semi-autonomous re- system in Iraq. Act had already been signed community members, started law. religion Ihyv do nol deserve gion located in the northern "I had friends who hid |my into law, Qambari said Ins coning to Qambari to send to be prosecuted." part of Iraq. familyl from the military," brother needed money, and money to Kurdistan as well. JMU economics proles "If we didn't run away, we Qambari said. "I didn't send he could transfer the money He said the total amount of •01 BnrUti Roatcc ■ tnend of money he has sent by himself We demand as a Askarv's and an active person amounts to roughly SI 50,000. community, as a m the Kurdish community, The whole time, Qambari agrees said, he did not realize he society, that these ""Ihousands of people are LIFEGUARDS WEEDED was breaking the law. transferring money illegally, "Nobody told me, 'Lis- charges be dropped. and no one gives a rat's be- Starting Pay $8.25/hr ♦ Bonuses ten, you'll get in trouble if hind," he said. you send money,'" he said. They do not deserve Qambari will attend his No Certifications ncoded to apply) He added that he hasn't sent sentencing hearing May 3. The money from that particu- to be prosecuted. next sentencing, for Raslmt. TRAINING CLASSES lar account since December will take place May 30. All 2002. - Kakahama Askary four men, if convicted on the AVAILABLE NOWI imam of local mosque Certifications Include: Lifeguard. First Ald/CPR. "I challenge anyone to say felony charges, could be de- I sent one penny after the FBI ported back to Kurdistan AEO. Oxygen & WatorPark Training came to my house," Qambari Rashid, Abdullah and No- Currently Certified - Now Hiring! said. The FBI showed up at The Patriot Act revised the roly have not received U.S. his home, the first out of two intent requirement, making it citizenship. Qambari took Ins visits, in January 2003. so the person did not have to . ih/.■nship test and passed, but - Bonus Incentives - Then, in late October 2005, intentionally violate the law to has not yet received documen- • Up to S2SO during Holidays/Poek Times the FBI raided about six Kurd- be indicted. tation, and thtlS la still eligible ish families' homes. Accord- "Most crimes, you only for deportation. • Extra SSQrWeek for working 6 shirts ing to a press release from the have to violate the law," Brown- He hopes this will not hap- - Monthly Attendance (JurvAug) U.S. Attorney's Office for the lee said. "Our responsibility is pen, as it would undo years Western District oi Virginia, to enforce the law fairly." o[ eflbf1 I*1 gH out oi .in op- • Employee Referrals S100 the investigation was con- He added, "These are im- pressed oountf) ducted by 12 federal and st.it.' portant cases. It is important Wt ve been through hell," agencies, including the Joint that the United States be able he said 'Hut by |seiuling nion- Stop in or Call Today (540) 289-4939 lerrorism Task Force, the FBI, to monitor the flow of monev ey|, you're saving .1 lile back Get application [email protected] the Defense Criminal Inves- that travels outside the United there. That's the choice we tigative Service and Virginia States " made." Two pristine communities just 1. _ minutes from Harrisonburg v
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GAY: GLBT group promotes education and encourages dialogue among students (iA Y, from fron t Participants did not speak from dawn until the Harmony members will use chalk on walkways CLBT center on campus. Talks are already underway "It was a small gathering but it was really per- "Breaking the Silence" ceremony on the commons. across campus to wnte facts about gay nghts and Dr. with administrators such as Vice President of Student sonal," Brady said. Graduate assistant Dan Murphy addressed the crowd. Christine Robinson will present a documentary and Affairs, Mark Warner, to asses the need for a facility Wednesday was a day for particpants' actions to "I was honored to be asked to speak because I am lecture Thursday night about the history of the gay for < . I HI students at I Ml speak louder than words. Any student willing to par- fortunate enough to have found my voice," Murphy rights movement "We don't have numbers for JMU specifically, but ticipate in the "Day of Silence" did not speak a single said. "I have had the opportunity to share my own Steve Oande, director of Dnentation and First- the figure most commonly used is 1 -in- H i people who word in order to protest harassment of CI.BT indi- story with many different groups on campus, and Year Experience, will give a speech Friday night on identify themselves at CLBT," Winder said. "We're viduals in schools across the nation. Last year, over I can see it as the least I can do to help bring about the commons tit bnng the week to a cfose. excited to see that JMU is recognizing a need for re- 450,000 students participated nationwide. change to a sometimes chilly campus." "The whole point of the week is to raise av> .m sources for these students." "We're doing this to show how important it is to Thursday us all about education. "We have a lot ness of the gay community at JMU," Winer said. "We GayMU sparked a positive reaction from stu- educate others in order to create a school environ- of events planned to get people talking and inform want to start a dialogue about CLBI issues among dents. "1 saw a male couple walking down the Quad ment where everyone is made to feel safe," Harmony students about gay rights," Harmony educational co- students." holding hands. It was reassunng to know that they're president Matt Winer said. ordinator Rachael Flood said Last month, SGA passed a resolution to request a comfortable here," sophomore Sarah Bordeaux said.
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"We spend students about plight of poor When Western journalists arc asking a lot of our time writing stuff (or professors By exploring Iraq through the eyes of their hves walking on Baghdad's streets but this is a way to grapple with issues we Rwemment officials and potibbans, US. how do the nportcrs of War News Radio wouldn't otherwise be talking about" v<»ldier\ insurgents and civilians, student keep sudh good artacts in the Middle HUNGER, from page 3 100 People." showed what the world Heyman-C.intor is graduating this se- percent of the attendees received nee H«umalists at Swarthnxw College are tell- East? mester, but LS | virtKi[siting in an Arabic lan- would be like it this was the popula- ing the war-torn country's story without Programs lik* Skype, which alk»w and colored water, which represented tion. The richest person in the world guage program through the University of contaminated water. The middle class, leaving their campus. phi ra calls to be made over the Internet in- Cairo and plans on starting a chapter there. would earn more than the incomes of IIv idea for War News Radio began expenaveh/ are keeping War News Radio representing 30 percent of the popula- the 57 poorest individuals. Reporters at the program pride them- tion, received beans, nee. water and as a December 2004 e-mail conversatim. reporters connected to xurcei in Iraq who seh-es on investigating evenb in Iraq fur According to the CSI. Hunger Ban- By the following month, 14 students had want to reach American listnu-r. lemonade, while the wealthiest IS rx-r- quet Web site, more than 840 million Iwnnt but reporters IIIVJ'wphomrwScrtt cent received a menu that consisted rj| IIIIIMXI a 30-minute pilot with help from "Peupk- want ti > talk about what is go- lamer say the program has a k* of room to people worldwide are malnourished. l>avid ( -'Ilvr, a CBS News producer and ing on and shaiv what their lift* is like." said grow. sandwiches, fruit and dessert. Locally, approximately 16,500 people After the meal, the students en- Swarthmore alumnus. Reuben r iiyiun-Cantnr, a senior War News "I wish more people and other colleges receive assistance in a given week Such features have included a piece Radio repiWr. "It's important because the gaged in a reflection period. Skotchdo- fnim the Blue Ridge Area Food Bank would get inwlved.'' he said. 'It's rcalrv pole said, "Sometimes participant*. on Arabic translators involved in the war American public doesn't fully know what's gixxl for utUege students who haw time m Network. and the US. government's use of "private going on irver there." and interest to get an insight on what is hap- the upper class give food to the lower Although the banquet was free, contractors" rather than US. intelligence "Ifs important to get involved with pening in Iraq." class, but then we question whether participants were encouraged to bring this is what realistically happens." canned foods or make donations. all Two brief videos from the Inter- of which went to the Blue Ridge Area net were also shown to participants. Food Bank. As a part of the event's In the first film, titled "The World in closing, they were told other wavs FACEBOOK: Spokesman denies rumors of deal 10 Seconds." participants were .isked they could make a difference in fight- to hold their breath for 10 seconds ing hunger and poverty FACEBOOK, from page 3 students. and learned a wide range of statistics any less reluctant to use it as long as the functionality didn't Skotchdopole said the program Nevertheless, business experts speculate that Facebook's of what occurred during that amount was also done to raise awareness about change. If I had to start paying for it, or was bombarded by student niche might help Zuckerberg get a higher offer. of time. pop-ups, I probably would start to lose interest fast." the Millennium Developmental Goals. Concerning Facebook's future, spokesman Chris R. For example, four people died Among these is the current fight to Last year MySpace.com was similarly sold for $580 mil- Hughes MomHy told, The Oftwon that all information per- from hunger-related causes and two receive 1 percent, or aboul $25 billion lion to News Corp. MySpace, a cousin of Facebook, offers t.iimng to the deals are "rumors." people died from dnnking bad water. of the federal budget, in order to help additional features like blogsand is open to anyone, notflltl He WM not available to speak with TheHetghls. The second film. "If There Were Only fight world poverty and AIDS. friday, april 28th. 7 p.m. (doors at 6:45]. The Department of English Congratulates in transitions. $2. FREE REFRESHMENTS. ' >n rtotlgn (ton its 2005-2006 Graduates! 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Experience The Best!!! 1191 Devon Lane Harrisonburg, VA 432-1001 Bourbon Chicken Lemon Chicken Amazing Chicken o-\ MOT MOT - pooj )sag - saouj MOH 'MOT 'MOT - pooj Brian Goodman. Kditor breezeopinum@hntmail torn OPINION THE BRKEZE I www.thebreeze.org ITHURSDAY. APRIL 27, 200618 I can't get no satisfaction out Kurd-catching in Harrisonburg of ABC celebrity programming for the sake of national security ■v ALEX SIRNFY lack of adequate translators and general bumbling. SfStOR Mill IK The arrests themselves were carried out as paramili- tary raids in front of wives and children. While cer- The terrorist hunters out then- w ill be happy to tainly gentler than Saddam's secret police they feared leam that the USA PATRIOT Act has been applied in Iraq, compared to the government allowing the without remorse here in sleepv Harnsonburg. Fnron chiefs to rum themselves in, these arrest raids Unfortunately, that taste of victo- are beyond extreme and completely uniiistitir.l bv ry should rum bitter — the four men THROUGH the charges of running a money-winng business. arrested here last October are not tcr- The money-wiring charges themselves are a bit Ml RK\ ronsts, "not the bad guys" bv prose- more substantial than the embezzlement sham which cuting US. attorney William Gould's is likely to be dropped. Abdullah and Rashid have \\ \ll Rs own admission to the defendants. already pleaded guilty and Qambari has been con- I'ven Gould's superior in Roa- victed. Of course, the money-wiring they were doing noke and the man who ordered the inveshgati. in. I 9 involved sending money to their families and families attorney John Brownlee, seems to realize a mistake of other refugees in Harrisonburg on their behalf. They was made. When asked, the only response he gave even sent money to a chantable, pro-US. Non-Covem- was that it is his job to enforce the - mental Organization and, unlike a law — not exactly the tnumphant /-^i- ./ .' MM business, had no intention of tum- rhetoric of someone who broke up DreClKing Up a ing a profit They also had no intent a sleeper cell in his backyard. br Breaking up a sleeper cell, sleeper cell would *^£&%£ made through of course, would be the cause the Bank of America, not exactly a for celebration, but sadly for be the cause for back-allev terrorist factory. Brownlee. he didn't even come celebration, but The PATRIOT Act changed close to one. Rather, he managed the money-wiring laws — it was to break up a nng of men solely- sadly for the US. always illegal to do so without a interested in getting money back license, but a suspect had to intend to their families still in Iraq attorney, he didn 't to violate the law, not do it out of ig- Ine four men. Ahmed Haji norance. Now, anyone committing Abdullah. Fadhil Noroly, Rasheed even come close the enme has to face the time and, at Oamban and Amir Rashid an- this stage of the defendant's tnals, at Kurdish immigrants who were to one. least three of them face that time. resettled as refugees by the US. The sentence is heavy at a max- government in the 1990S when it became too danger- imum of five years and possible fines, but the conse- ous for their pro-US. activities in Iraq, which is the op- quences of the verdicts could carry an even heavier posite of suspicious entry into the country. Once they weight. None of the men have been able to find out if arrived, they got |obs and joined the pursuit of the they will be deported by the Immigration and Natu- Amencan dream. All accounts paint them as model ralization Service, a very real worst-case scenario. citizens hard-working family men who volunteer time This is where the public needs to step in — the at the hospital and courts translating for the substantial courts and the INS all can be swayed by public Kurdish populabon in and around Harrisonburg. opinion, and these men need support now and in They stand accused of wiring money overseas great strength. The accused are upstanding mem- without a license, and two are also accused of em- bers of our community who got caught doing bezzling money from Housing and Urban Devel- what parents do every time their children study opment, and these charges stink of political mo- abroad and what thousands of immigrants do ev- tivation — it's helpful in a re-election campaign ery day — something that, in the end, amounts to say you helped in bnnging down terrorists. to simply supporting their families and chanties and 13 different organizations from the FBI to the Amencans everywhere should be standing up U.Va. campus police participated in the raid. and saying that, rather than sending these men The embezzlement charges are purely fnvokius home, we need more of them in this country. — they resulted from a mistranslation of a ledger Alex Siniryis a junioranthtvpuloxy/SMADmajorufai when an account shifted banks. This shouldn't sur- encourages you tocontact him at simey ac fo find out hou> pnse anyone, though; the tnals have been marked by to help and into urlixtmesfixdbock at the same address. As ii Rolling Stones frantnuui Mkfc \tgpi in i not swap famous people every episode? "I Want famous (or rich) enough. ABC executive* are in ne- To Rob Mary Tyler Moon''' or "I Want To Rob I'/'li.ituins to CMf him in .1 new sikum m whiill .1 Bruce Campbell'' might be interesting. Or, they group of New V.rk Qtj guyi trj could even take it one step further and use one ..I to rob him of his fortune. Clever. ll.il SI the Ten Commandments. Maybe "I Want To Covet I he onginal title ot the show. Hulk Hogan's House" would be a good title. Ac- l.miimiu "I Want To Rob Jeff Coldblum," tually, he's pretty much got that under control. w.i- turned down after the actor The point is. ABC must be stopped. Since of the title role dropped out to "Desperate Housewives." they've been on a work on another project taring ABC in the lurch rampage to push the racy-but-random-TV-show to find someone 111.1 as good. Viturallv, British rink envelope. And. though we have to give Mark Rod Jagger was the best choice to replace semi-suc- t herrv credit for his intriguing creation, "Des- cessful Coldblum, whose latest small-screen .red- perate Housewives" is about all the network its Include .1 s,,-so performance as Karen's crazed can take. After all, it can't keep all the most stalker on "Will 4 Gract." luger'i name, unlike powerlul stars in the world for itself. Unless, of Coldbum, will not appear in the title oi the ritcom course, its master plan is to create a show called and he will only appejr in a lew episode*. "I Want To Rob The World Of Its Most Famous If ABC realiy wants to run with this idea, why People." Now that's an idea E-maU dam and pan to hmvrdpM hotmaixoai. Dam A Pan are submitted amm\mnu\h and One more conquering column for the road printed on a space-available hum Submtwwn' are bated upon one perum \ opinion of a given u> B(>HR> MCMAHON opinion editor, Brian Goodman, for as well as mv favorite cup of coffee situation, perum or event and do m>t necessar- 1 RffU keeping the ball rolling and giving in town (The Little Grill Collective ■fleet the truth me the go-ahead on more serious Where the Coffee Tastes like Jus- After two semesters, 36 articles, and controversial topics (ASB and tice!). Despite the fact that it's utterly and 25.274 words oi varying si/e and SafeRides, respectivel)). Muchas terrifying, I'll miss the gut-churning strength, my time as your faithful Graham NeaL the editorial feeling of having absolutely no idea opinion writer has cartoonist for The Breeze, who add- what I'll be doing in a year, a month Lovi H oi OHM If its end. I ed depth and humor to everything or even six hours from now, and the WOllId fed bereft WOMI N, I wrote and effectivel) became the freedom that comes with having no if I did not take 5cotl Hall to n>\ Kevin Nash, the Si- commitments for the foreseeable fu- CUNQI I Rl R this opportune to mon to 01) (.arlunkel and the John ture. I'll miss the nervous energy of give credit where 01 N \liu\s Oatestomj Dary I Hall. If you know the tirst day of classes, the hushed credit is due and him, high-five him tor me. reverence of a Saturday-morning give one leal good- Most ol all, I sincerely appreciate breakhut -'"d the caffeine-fueled bye and good luck to .ill those who each ot you who take the time be- mania of finals week. I'll miss plav- have read (and occaakmalh enjoyed) tween the I )arts and the l\its to read Ing Prlabce on the Quad, walking A "Tarzan-you-are-not" dart to the idiot that felt the need to swing on a i ovei of Women, * onqueroi of Na around campus on warm April eve- branch until it broke off a tree on the Quad. tions." Due to tome graphk noetal ningS -ind watching 17 underclass- From a group of sophomore tree-huggers who were stunned at your lack of respect gia, reader discretion is advised; On the road of life, men meander up Port Republu RK,,\<\ for the }MU greenery. First and loremost, I over of like a herd of confused cattle. Women, Conqueror of Nations" there will be dead Most of all, though, I'll miss my would not be possible without HI) ends, potholes and friends, for without them, these plac- An "I've-never-seen-duck-porn-before" pat to the two ducks getting it on parents engaging in sexual congress es and these experiences wouldn't beside Show ker. and their web-footed friend who was watching. in the UVUM r {Is «|fB»|}.* At semester end, Mr. Holland numbers his days aright ■v BRIAN GOODMAN hve, schedule-minded, purpose-driven ideal has car* and shaped. It's all that was being formed in the crucible OPINION fPllOR rlcd UN relatively unscathed through life so tar of interruptions. Phis is his work. I his is his purpose." Call me Mr. Holland. For the three of you who haven't In less than two weeks, the 2005-'0o school year will Another one biles the dust tolki. We made it to the end seen the movie about his opus skip to the next para- pass ,iw,n into the annals of histon and the dnstv 00f o) another academic year, many of us by the skin of our teeth. graph. Mr Holland spent his life dreaming of becoming ridors of our memories. It will be dead to us; once it goes, But runaway bnde that I am, the ckaer I get to the end of a composer, but is forced to work as a music teacher in a then? is no getting it back. For those i>t us who piddled the year, the adder my feet become. high school to put food on the table. The plan was only our year away with nonstop work, we will be left with ... .,- I cannot shake the ominous feeling to work for a year or two. but as life - a transcript .1 stack of textbooks to sell. Illl WRITING that I mined the whole point tends to do, one year turned into five, and the unshakeable feeling that v\ e've l l1K aulni r "My whole life I tiave ON nil WALL ^ *"*■* * "* "^ ''^ ' which turned into 15, which turned wasted our time. For those of vou who Henn Nouwen reflected, "My into a lifelong career. Forced into ear- been complaining that kept the year in perspective and did whole life I have been complaining ly retirement Mr. Holland packs his not let life get in the way of the inter- that my work was constantly interrupted, until I discovered desk a broken man, unable to evade my work was constantly ruptions, I am insaneh jealous. that the interruptions were my work.'' lb make it through the thought that he has wasted his lilt- interrupted, until I dis- Moses once advised the people "to the academic year, many of us have had to sacrifice the ex- by never having achieved his dream. number our days anght, that we may periences — and the people — that make life worth li\ Ing, As he walks with his family down the covered that the inter- gain a heart of wisdom." Ihe Office of More this year than ever before, it seems that in order to be hall, he hears a noise and is drawn into the Registrar has done the easy part for successful academically we must saennce the interruptions the auditorium. Inside, he discovers ruptions were my work." us; I now have one week out of 12 left in that make life worth living. Our pnonbes get reversed, re- his lite: hundreds of his students from -Henri Nouwen my junior year. But I faik-d to "number ally; it is a precanous place indeed where tests and papers his long years of teaching, assembled them anght" for mytcK. Al WC struggle command more of our bme than flesh and bkxid. as an orchestra, performing the com- concurrently under the brunt of back- I, for one, am particularly flawed in this regard. I position he had always hoped to conduct. loaded course assignments, summer plans and happv have inherited from my parents, bless their hearts. .1 As author Mark Buchanan recounts, "But of course hours, we can end up losing the rest of the semester for the downright intolerable Puritan work ethic. Since the he knows, everyone knows: His opus isn't the compo- sake of the semester. 1 know that I have already lost too time I was weaned, I have been reminded that "school sition. His real opus, his true life's masterpiece, stands much of my junior year to my schedule; (or the next week, is vour job, and vou want to do well at your job," that before him, here, now. It's not the music. It is all these at least I hope I'm interrupted. "schixil is the most important thing " That anal-reten- people who m his passions and convictions have helped Brian Goodman is a junior communications major. Animal Rights Barbecue cooks up trouble Will the San Fran earthquake happen again? pers and exams and turn in grades. Also, JMU now. Or maybe reviewing vour notes during demands we show up for the graduation cer- the semester, spending roughly as much time I am writing in response to Jared Prunty's The great San Francisco earthquake occurred emony. So rather than labeling us as deceitful, on them as you spend in class (meaning lhat the Letter to the Fditor about the Animal Rights Bar- UK) years ago on April Ih. The San Andreas strike- self-absorbed infants, my guess is that if you end of the term is truly review rather than trv becue. The event was held April 23 by the Col- slip fault, a major plate boundary, goes right have any constructive ideas for making the end to learn and review simultaneously). Perhaps lege Republicans, of which I thmugh the city of San Francisco. Movement of the semester any more pleasant, I'm sure the presentation could have been done before, LETTERS TCI am *■ member. Prunty chare.es along this fault in 1906 caused an earthquake of you'd find a welcome audience in the faculty. but the demons of avoidance, sloth and pro- CKl with a sarcastic paral- magnitude 77 that destroyed much of this citv. crastination, all our own children, might have rHI EDITOR id, "What's next - a human Ihe campus of Stanford University and the com- Scott Gallagher delayed it somewhat How unseemlv of me to ■ rights lynching?" This is a ri- munity of Santa Rota to the north. Ihe loss of life management department lUggeat that adults ,ire actually responsible for diculous aside from tin- president of the Animal at the time was underestimated at about 400 peo- their own time management, their own sched- Rights Coalition. However, it mirrors some of ple, but recent estimates suggest that over 3,000 ules and their own academic fates. In a society the recent protests held by PETA. At Ut Berke may have penshed by the collapse of buildings Youthful engagement unjustly criticized where we are taught to look for someone to ley, for instance. The Pail}/ Califorman reported and later by burns caused by fire. blame for any of our circumstances rather than that PETA had a "Display that compared racial Is another earthquake of this magnitude I find freshman Sarah Delia's piece on early getting up off our behinds and actualh dohut violence to vioL'rnr ftgalntt animals." likely in the San Francisco area1 As a profwtOI engagements to be )iist as short-sighted as (he what is necessary, this whole whining discourse CRs believe Prunty has missed the joke. Part 111 tM IMU department of geology and environ- portrayed relationships she so critically judges. is not, as I said, surprising or original. of the reasoning behind an Animal Rights Bar- mental science, I say it is more than likely, it In fact. I think the entire JMU community in a becue was to make fun of the extremes PETA is almost certain that a major shakeup is due "flakv" relationship deserves an apology. Dr. Nikitah Imam and animal rights activists go to by holding anytime within the next decade or two. The San The last time I checked. Jane Austen and the assoi late professor of sociology our own ■XOmWtly titled event. Punty's fur- Andreas and Hayward faults are locked and 1800s have long passed. Maybe 1 just watch a ther claim of "tnviali/ation" of animal rights have not moved in recent times, and that elastic little too much "Sex and the City," but it is my is a misnomer for creative advertising on our strain is building up in the rocks adjacent to the mindset that a single woman in the 21st century Ignorance is bliss behalf. CRs welcome intelligent dialogue, but faults The rocks are like rubber bands that are has no more pressure to stick with the same man we also recogni/e the need to appeal to more being stretched and are approaching the break- than to stick with the same piece of gum. There CarrettHooc'sopinion: "So I'm an Ugly Amer- than 1 scholarly stimulus when discussing po- ing point. Suddenly the faults will unlock with is no line of fathers and uncles and mothers and ican - So what?" exemplifies exactly whv many litical views on campus. a jolt — that's an earthquake. Some estimates sisters urging a woman out the door to earn people have distasteful views of some Americans With that in mind, the Animal Rights Barbe- for the predicted loss of life range from a few her dowry. There is no societal shun if you are todaj Mr Hooe's apparent ignorance toward cue was meant to humorously publicize CR's be- thousand to as many as 100.000 or more if the single at 40. So from where does this pressure to other nations and governments was astounding lief inspe. lesisni or placing human's needs above earthquake occurs during peak commuter time. get married come? Perhaps rather than blaming to me. I am always in support ot national pride, animals We admit that |oking about animal rights The loss of water supply and spreading fires today's American society, a lot of which entices but when an article like this is written at a uni- could be offensive to tome, Tearing down posters are still dangers as in 190b. You would think people to st,n single with divorce statistics and versity that is Irving to increase international stu- around JMU that advertised our barbecue is even that all this would have downward effect on "Will and Grace" reruns (or any recent sitcom dent numbers for many good reasons, someone more offensive because it's censorship of contro- real estate prices in the city, but San Francisco for that matter), a girl should look to her own has to correct the appalling lack of knowledge versial ideas that any club may hold. In the future has the most expensive real estate prices in the self-deadlines. Perhaps freshman year did not displayed in this article Mr Hooe'l dtJffl that I hope the ad hoc FCC tactics of some members of United States. I wouldn't particularly want to turn out the way vou had pictured; let's pooh- America has the only "effective'' form of govern- the JMU community will be reconsidered. live there, but if I did, it would be vital to chose pooh the next three years, eh? ment la completely false and extreme!) offensive a well-constructed modern house on a bedrock And what if we do happen to meet "the one" If Mr. Hooe had taken the time to research the Jarrett Ray foundation. I definitely would not live in the here at JMU? Should the pessimists of the world governments of the world, focusing especially sophomore political science and pfuktsophy major expensive Marina district, because liquefaction and of the newspaper business sway our bet- on the European systems, he would nave found of soil during shaking of the ground causes a ter judgment to believe that we are delusional? that they have been in existence tor thousands of quicksand-like condition. Virginia is more sta- Stranger things have happened. People meet wars to greet sun ess Ihe most worrying part Bombing Iran not a joking matter ble than California, but low magnitude, deep- their husbands and wives at bars or clubs all of this article is that a JMU student .an graduate focus earthquakes do occur here. the time. Someone will always find something in a complex field such as political suence with I had thought that The Breeze attempted wrong with your happiness, and rather than these kinds of warped views. It is \er\ worrying to portray itself as a serious publication, one being concerned with the well-being of others' for the future graduates of this excellent univer- worthy of recognition and filled with honest Dr. Roddy Amenta futures, the column comes across as bitter. sity. So I invite Mr. Hooe to visit us in Furope; and valued news reporting. It is disappointing department of geology and envin«nmental science Of course, I am myself engaged at the mo- hopefulh alter his stay he will realize that there not only as an international affairs major but ment and have been with "Mr. Wrong." I guess. are a number of ancient and beautiful countries also as an avid reader of 'The Breeze to see its Since the beginning of college. It has certainly that are not as backward as he seems to think. writers given free immature reign like the lat- Faculty work as hard as students at end of year not been a pleasure cruise, and my excitement, est piece by Anthony Riedel. rather than flakv, is even bit as earned as any- Charles Keymer Riedel's latest piece about Iran seems more I'm sorry you have so much work. However, thing you have ever worked for. The tempta- junior economica major appropriate for the likeness of MvSpace or a in answer to your question, "these professors'' tions ol college rival that of 40 days and nights personal blog, not a college newspaper. While think we're the people who want to help you in the desert I >eha makes it sound like a walk I am a full advocate of free speech, publishing learn, be successful, and who have nothing to in the park, as though a choaetl few have had Editorial policies a comical approach to bombing a country is not gain from selling you anything. We are not try- a diamond fall from the sky. Although the within the bounds of appropriateness. Would ing to exploit you for our own success or grati- thought of marrying someone at the fresh age Responses to all articles and opinions published a columnist of The Washington Post or The New fication* nor are we seeking to manipulate you of 21 or 22 may be frightening to many, thoefl in The Breeze are welcome and encouraged York Times be able to publish something as de- into buying a service or product. In snort, other who have taken the plunge should be congratu- Letters should be no longer than 250 words, must grading? If I 'it* Breeze wants to be a serious pub- than your family, we might be the last people lated rather4han scolded. What ever happened include a phone number for verification and can lication, it should not allow its writers to stoop you encounter who are going to be totallv on to being happv tor others' be e-mailed to breezeopinton@hotmailcom or to such a pathetic level of integrity. \ our side for quite some time mailed to MSC 6805 G1. Anthony Seeger Hall, Morally, it's repulsive to read, joking or not. Which brings me to my question: Other than Meghan Maloney Harrisonburg. VA 22807 The Breeze reserves how casually Riedel writes about annihilating possibly venting your own frustration, what senior TSC major the right to edit all submissions for length or another country. Would it be okay to publish a were you trying to accomplish with vour atc- grammatical style similar piece about bombing the United States ond-to-last House Editorial for the year? Blan- and killing our president? Not to defend the ket whining about faculty (e.g., you called us Back-loaded courses are student responsibilities The house editorial reflects the opinion of the Iranian regime, but think how students of Ira- all liars) is not likely to bring about any con- editorial board as a whole, and is not necessarily nian background feel when they come to JMU structive change. 1 can't speak for others, but Prett) Interesting, although not tenibh HIT- the opinion of any individual staff member of Tht and have to read outlandish pieces that make a in my classes, syllabi were distributed on Jan. prising or original for The Breeze House Editori- Breeze mockery out of destroying their country. 10 listing assignments for the whole semester. I al from April 24 to leave out one of the essential Ihe opinion section of The Breeze should be a imagine it is the same in most classes. So. if we ingredients associated with education, which is Editorial Board forum for writers to voice serious opinions that are apportioning blame about the end-01-the-se- called personal responsibility I he lime spent In Matthew Stoss. editor in cruet concern the general readership, not a place for mester rush, it would seem there is plenty to go the last two weeks ol the semesters is invcrseh Caite White managing editor unprofessional hacks to convey their moronic around between faculty's choice of due dates and proportional to the amount of time and dedi- Bnan Goodman opinion editor ideologies on issues the) cannot comprehend. students choosing to procrastinate until them. cation students have put in prior to that time. Please also keep in mind that after you are For example, if vou started the semester-length The opinions in this section do not necessarily reflect Craig Finkelstein done with classes, we are still working. 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"I think he thei re familiar with plays selflcsslv and al- each other as they JMU I think one of wavs wants to see his the most interesting teammates do well." onGWU play ball for Madison things is that they're Diamond Dukes AMYI'An.RSONA''/*.».i both from Bridgewa- ii.aih Spanky McFar- WASHINC.ION, D.( - In JMU freshman Anna Khoor BY WHIIN»Y pRoinn ter and had sin » BM land said, "Josh is the I Ml s final non-confereiue played at No. 3 for the Dukes UTMG WRIItR playing for Turner- ultimate team guy. game, the Diamond Dukes ki the CAA tournament. Ashby High School, He doesn't play that (27-18) exacted revenge on the In spring of 2002, Josh Eye and his and now they're often, but he never George Washington Colonials Lurner-Ashby High School baseball bringing that here." complains. He plays (1S-24) Tuesday afternoon at team won the state championship. The Senior outfielder hard in practice, Barcroft Park, beating them 4- Dukes follow ing fall he came to play for JMU. and first baseman Josh Eye keeps working hard, Whitney Eye 2. I wo vears later, Josh's younger sister, Josh and freshman and he's very sup- In the first JMU home game Whitney, did the exact same thing. shortstop Whitney have become the portive of his teammates, which I think of the year, the Colonials came pass Pride, "It's unusual," JMU softball coach only brother-sister sports duo for the into Harnsonburg and dealt the Katie Hynn said. "It's a plus tor Whitney Dukes. re* XIV, pets 12 Diamond Dukes a 4-1 loss. The loss was the tirsi of four home ousted by losses the Dukes endured over the entire season With Monarchs the victory Tuesday, BY JOHN GALIF. [Ml snaps I v/vias Eomxt three-game The home stretch skid suffered The women's tennis team during last (n-seed) was able to defeat w eekend 'a Hofstra (II-seed I outdoors in awav series the tirst match «'i their Colonial Sophomore Kellen against the AthU'iu Aeaodation tourna- KulbacH on pace to Pride of Hof- ment 4-D, while Old Dominion stra. Cowgill (3-secd) eliminated them 0-4 in Ihe Dia tin- second. win Triple Crown mond IXikes JMU beat Hofstra in the reg- took the lead in the second inning ular season a few weeks earlier, BY MATTHEW STOSS when ninior shortstop Rob Altteri ed to second but were facing them a second ■ time without both their \o '> base on a wild pitch, got to third on player |unloi Catherine Phil- The JMU baseball team will have I SSI fly and scored on another. lips l|ob interview), and their Georgia on its mind this weekend as the The Colonials came back in No. 3 doubles plaver treshman Diamond Dukes open a three-game si- the next inning, driving in two Barrett Donner (injury). Fresh nes vMth the I'antners of Georgia State earned runs on two hits. JMU man Annie Day traveled with starting Friday at Long Field/Mauck Sta- senior right -handcr Patrick Ri- the team to play at the No. 6 dium. ley walked three batters. •pot ■ I hev're a bunch of Southern boys," In the fifth inning, senior "We were weaker |the sec- JMU eighth-year coach Spankv McFar- second baseman Michael COW- ond time around|, but we were land said Wednesday morning. "They're gill singled and advanced to still comfortable going into the going to be tough because they're not go- third on a single by senior third match with our depth." JMU ing tO beat themselves." baseman Nate Sehill. He came women's coach Man.i Malerha But others have. GSU (8-10 in the Co- m to SCON the tung run when said. lonial Athletic Association, 19-22 overall) senior catcher Matt Sluder I he I Hikes displayed their has lost four out of its last five, including SM WIN, page 13 confidence by getting it done two out of three to CAA toe UNC-Wilm- on the court. ington (11-7, 30-12) last weekend. The Junior Mary Napier teemed Panthers' one win came in the middle game when junior right-hander Jeramy *v WOMEN, page 12 Compton tossed a complete-game to Im- prove to S-l NFL Draft 'Their schedule has been a mix of easy and hard teams.' Mclarland said. "They've struggled against some of the growing in better teams and done well against some of the weaker ones. They are a very com- petitive team. popularity "Anvone who can go down to Wilming- ton and w in on their held must be legit." JMU (14-7, 27-18) snapped a three- game losing streak Tuesday with a win This weekend will see some ma- over George Washington after getting jor sporting action going on. Both swept in a conference series at Hofstra the NHL and the NBA playoffs arc Despite the sweep, the Diamond Dukes King played as w ell as a rematch ol still sit in second place in the CAA be- last v ear's Ameru an i vague Cham- hind Baseball Amerua's No. 25 team Old F.VIN SHOAPi/fr SAM0 pionship Series betwsen the (Ima- Dominion (17-4, 35-8). JMU freshman left-hander Justin Wood pitched five and 2/3 shutout Innings go White Six and the LOS Angeles "Ihe good teams figure out a wav to eel yesterday in the road victory over George Washington. Pitching will be Impor- Angels of Anaheim. But for many, hot at the end ot the year," McFarland said. tant for the Diamond Dukes In the final three series to lock up a high playoff these events don't even*begin Map Mclarland and the Diamond Dukes seed. JMU (14-7) Is currently chasing ODU (17-4) for first place In the CAA. prosch the popularity of what the will hope they're one of the good ones. MI is doing ns weekend. The top six teams make the CAA tour- travel to last-place [oWSOn and close "It takes the pressure oft a little bit," (.'AKOli S W \| SI K ' . " . Beginning at noon on Saturday, nament (held May 24 to 27 this year in the year with a home series against McFarland said. "And if we win a leu the NFL w ill be holding its annual Sophomore No. 1 Jeaae Tarr Wilmington, N.C.) and right now, of the UNCW. JMU hasn't made the tourna- more games, it will really take the pressure amateur draft in New Wk ( it\ led the Dukes to a .500 top six teams, five teams have between ment since 2003, which was the first off. It had a lot to do with starting off hot." 'The draft helps build WJUI record this season (13-13). nine and seven losses. After Madison fa time the Diamond Dukes had been left team for potentially the next ten es seventh-place GSU this weekend, they out in 18 years. *r STRETCH, page U u-ars." Mike Wood, a fiftli-vear se- nior, said "It gives you i hssdt>up on the future talent COTTUng into the Men's team league I \er since LSPN began ainng the NFI draft in !«*), it has grown washed out into an event watched by tens of Bridgeforth gets makeover millions <>f people each year Ongi- nally. uV NFL unanimously voted atCAAs down FSPN's proposal to air the tro turf/ coach Mukev Matthews said. "It's "Work should begin as soon as the Mon- dratt In 1970, stating Ivliels that no New FieldTurfwill be very hard and it takes its toll on a player's de) after graduation and we hope for it to be one would want to watch it. They ■Y JOHN (.\I I I body." done no later then August I," Michael said could not have been more w rong. sz-ORTs EDlTO* installed this summer The new surface that's going to be in- Other plans to improve ihe stadium, "ESPN has dons a good job stalled IS known as FieldTunf and is gener- n Inch is waiting Va. Cieneral Assembly ap- promoting it," lecenl IMU graduate Going into the Colonial Ath- 1 prior to new season ally more liked by players for its more natu- proval, an to, improve the press box facili- Derek Dubeseid letic Association tournament, ral feel. I he lieldltirt. which is the surface ties, add luxury suites, improve restnxim Dufae is a member of i group the men's team had already put that was installed on the UKFC held, is and concision taeilities and expand the sta- of guys who last year's dismal record ol MEN: Tribe ends Caribbean Tan men's tennis season Thank you for voting us "Best Tanning" in CAA tournament in the Best of The Burg! MEN, from page U losing a tough, first set (6-0) to our doubles teams, so that was split sets (2-6). However, Colin unfortunate." Secord said. "It O'Brien of the Tribe took the could've been more interest- final set (6-3) and the match. I .inlllUMII I .III Caribbean Tan ing, but (William & Mary| Senior Bob Allensworth lost by plaved well [and| I'm happy a breaker in his second set (6- I with the way |our| guys com- 2, 7-6 (4)) at the number four peted." spot. All Lotions i 6 Basic Tans Sophomore Carlin Camp- "We were the lower seed bell and freshman Brian Ru- and it was the last match of the benstein had their singles year," Tarr said. "So we had $29 each I $20 matches abandoned at the five nothing to lose, but we didn't and sn position. let ourselves get out of our No. 1 Tarr came back from game." Oiler good at both Harrisonburg locations Oiler good at both Harrisonburg locations Expires 5/O6/20O6 ■ Expires 5/06/2006 WOMEN: Season < iii'ihbean Tan Week Package $19.95 comes to end in CAAs WOMEN, from page U Malerba said. "Of the 11 teams, Does include Superbeds! up with senior Kristin Nor- you have the top (two or three] Oiler good at both Harnsonburg locations Expires 5/06/2006 dstrom to clinch the doubles ranked in the nation. Also, the point over Krika Reggiani and top teams are fully funded |or J (ill Spiritus (8-3). Napier went on scholarships!. It makes it Store Hours on to beat Stacy Kent 6-2, 6-1 hard to advance very far." at the No. 2 singles spot, while The Dukes will hold their Monday-Friday 9am-10pm senior Ashley Reyher defeated heads high despite the sec- Valerie McDonald 6-1, 6-2 at ond-round elimination, as they Saturday 10am-8pm number four. linished where they were sup- "It was solid play on all of posed to, according to Malerba, Sunday 12pm-8pm our parts," Reyher said. "We in sixth place as the sixth seed. Food Lion Shopping Center Harrisonburg Crossing Shopping Center wanted to carry the momen- "I'm not disappointed," tum into our next match." Malerba said. "If we had placed ' «8 438 9989 The rain caught up to the |any better], I would have been Dukes and washed out the next ecstatic, and if we had placed day, forcing them indoors to |any lower|, then it would have MADE BEFORE YOUR EYES IN play Old Dominion University been a disappointment." (No. 3). ODU was coming off Reyher said, "The focus a trademark successful season in that last match was to play MERE MINUTES. EATEN AT WHATEVER (19-10) and showed it. halting well, and I think everyone the Dukes 4-0. ended the season playing their PACE YOU DEEM APPROPRIATE. "It's a strong conference," best tennis." MEXICAN GRILL jml big burrHoi. tig (Uvwt.- «» q4ob.com EYE: Siblings are the We accept only brother and sister Flex! playing for Madison EYE. from page U If yen like fresh ingredients and unique flavor combinations, you 11 love Qdoba Mexican Gnll If he did at all, it was because For catering and fundraising says a lot about his character. I This itn i ordinary Mexican ll tfoodsyou km. ■-flat» unforgettable best of all its all made he said he'd made such good think he's a real class act." fsM. fresh and right in front of you Come on m and see foryoursr- Wh** are yam fofcif !• Uv* at C call Alice at (540) 564-1515 friends on the team." The same goes for his sister They also refrain from giv- Whitney hasn't seen much ing each other advice. playing time," Flynn said. "But "He's been playing long Located across from the new Wal-Mart as a freshman and a walk-on, enough that he knows when she's still learning and devel- he's doing something wrong," V In Harrisonburg Crossings Shopping Center oping. 1 think her effort that Whitney said. 223 Burgess Rd. 540-564-1515 she puts in every day is what Her brother, the 6'I, 205- she bnngs to the team. She has pound outfielder said, "She's tremendous work ethic and de- never needed advice from me. OOC** ll&t.»Tj(iI totiritOi 1 Cttllil N.(MO% IM4 IMJUI •luuouiMoiiiat Open Daily 11am ■ 10pm Sunday 11am - 9pm sire." If she does need advice, my Whitney has helped the dad's there for that." team since the early stages of Playing sports during the the season. She racked up two same season has been hard RBIs in the third game of the because they rarely get to at- season in her first trip up to tend each other's games. While SIGNATURE BURRITO & MEDIUM SOFT DRINK bat. Whitney is just beginning her "She's really competitive." career at JMU, as a senior Josh Josh said. "I'd have to say she's is wrapping his up. better than I am. "I don't think you can judge "It's pretty special because Josh's career success on statis- it doesn't happen that often tic*." McFarland said. "It's real- that a brother and sister get to ly his underlying tone and what play Division-I ball at the same he brings to the team. He's very place," Josh said. valuable to this club." Both deny that Josh influ- Both teams will be at home enced Whitney's decision to this weekend. Baseball kicks come tii IMI off a three-game series against "I decided to play for JMU Georgia State 3 p.m. Friday at because it's a good Division- Mauck Stadium, while softball I program, and it's close to opens a two-game series versus home," Whitney said. "Josh Delaware noon Saturday at the didn't influence my decision JMU Softball Complex. TMBNBW ROMANTIC COMBPY" ABOUT A •TUDiNT FILMMAKING Large 1 topping pizza — SOW TBBWBIY, HOBBOty, R»AU.y INCTSCBIBAeiV AVAILABLE GAMES wane HRRRIS0I1BURG HIGH SCHOOL proudly presents a STRntEV SLUHRTZ production of a play written and directed by I —*] BEnifML nomission ss oo THE BREEZE I wwwJhebreeze.org |THURSDAY. APRIL 27, 2006| 13 STRETCH: Baseball making tournament push DRAFT: Fans get ready ST*ETCH,JTompa$cll g.Vfl him .1 couple weekends to Sean Casey (now playing with hitters around him better " DRAFT, fnmptm U big because of the uncertainty sur- Going Into Friday IMI has j'.etlns groove hack before the the Plttaburgh Plrataa) In iws Travis Miller could abo be lx\ i CM *■•* i p. ipular? rounding each pick. to deal with two key injuries, tournament." and the most recent being faaOfl on the shelf for )ML I he |u- One reason could be the fans' "You never know who's going the first bein^ Kmhomon Otn- Kulbacki leads the < AA In Dubois of Virginia Common- nior right-hander is battling attachment to collage foorbal and to succeed." Deary said. "|Tom| ter fielder Kellen Kullwki, who eight ofranaiva categories in- wealth m 2000. Dubois is cur- soreness is his right erbOW. I .i*-t the players thev have bean w,m h Brady was taken in the sixth round, hasn't played sina-April I8due ducting thoae concamed with rently in the Cleveland Indians' year, he was BdaHnad with ing. iver the List few v ears and I think his career has turned to a right strained obliijue tin' triple Grown:average(.480), s\ sti'lll a shoulder injury. Miller was 'I think the populanty of the out alright." "He's day-to-dav," McFar- home runs (20) and RBtJ " Kulbacki is ,ii^o doaing in pegged to start (lanw 3 Sunday cofieae grane has ■ lot to do with In 1998 and 1999, the Indianap- land said. "It's the kind of in- Kulbacki comes badt In time to 1 on tlu' |ML reaaon barling av- against the Panthers, but if IK it" Deary said. "Fans want to are olisC oltsselected Peyton Manning jury you hear about in pro ball. get the minimum number of at- erage record, currently held by can't go it will be redshirt nvsh- where'their guy' leaning toerV and I'dgerrin lames, respectively. It can linger if you don't w.it. h bata 10 uu.ilify, he would be the Roger Lee (1974-78)' who hit man right-hander Kurt Mouck. Dube added, "Imagine what I hare guyi have made up the cor- it. fourth player m <. AA history to .462 in 1978. 1 Sophomon right-hander Ryan it would be like if a JMU football nerstone of the Colts' offense for "He could be back this win a conference Triple Crown. "|Kulbacki | has one of the Reid will go, in Came I and plaver was projected to go [in the the past seven seasons weekend and he'll be back lor i he othei three Baal Carolina's Deal swings I'vi-ever seen." Mc- senior left-hander Ciri'g Ncsbitt dr.ilt|. Ihat would draw a tew Ryan leaf, taken nght after sure tor low son ,md that would r.itWatkins in 1993, Richmond I Farland sard. "He makes all the will start Game 2. more people\ .mention Manning was one of the biggest While there m.iv not be a fu- flope m NFL draft history and ture Gar) Clark or Charles Haley shortly alter James was picked tor the Dukes m ihis draft, many of Ru-kv Williams was selected. In the bigger ichoofa have a number both ot those drafts, the Colts had ofguya to wrack a tough time deciding on which WIN: Dukes defeat Colonials in Washington Another NaOfl tor tin- growth plaver to t.tke ot the draft is its abiBtj to stir up WIN. from page U Imagine how differently the atop SAchad Parker; who got uSe Wwd improved to 2-0 with five Dan Pfau, Pat Lehman (41, l.ish drama. past a tuple of seasons would have recorded the RBI with a BJK-6) to foirtMKit at second base, I he po- and 2/3 shutout innings after Wilkie (8) and Whitney WalUv; Who can torv-et the I'hil.ulel played out had tl>c Colts taken Leaf center held trnti.il ctoureTaplay throw to first entering the game in the third Patrick Rilev. fuson Wood (3), phi,i EagRV lans booing Donovan over Manning and Williams over JMU capped the Bearing and base was low in tin* dirt and not inning. |umor nght-hander Clav ( larj MdClm(9)and MattSluder McNabbon draft day? All he did fames. reclaimed the lead in tin' top of in time, as Gamer beat the throw McKim earned his second save of was lead that learn to tour rtnighl "It's definitely an inexact sci- the eighth inning. The offense was wfth hustle and a head-first slid*'. the season, relieving Wood in the W — Wood, L — l-ehman, S — ■Ppaaranoai ui the NPC Champi- ence," Deary said. "But fans expect sparked once again by Sludrr, as daaphe still recovering from a ninth inning McKim onship y,.'ine and .in ..ppc.Mrnv ever) yew to be their year to nave he regtotered ■ ringtt to center Bpnaned ankle. I he Dukes wen,* led by Cow- in Super Bowl XXXI\ 1 agl.-s tans the draft that turns their franchise field and scored the go-ahead Attieri followed right behind gill, sophomore center fielder |oc 2B—(GW)MicktTShupin;(JML) prefcrred Rick) Williams, tin* I lea> ■round." , run on Gmahrnan Brett Gamer's MuoVr scoring an insurance nin l-ike and senior third baseman Matt Bnstow man ln>phv -winning running For all tU-*' [eaeonBj ami will pinch-hit game-v\innmg fielder's on the nod -it Kit Redshirt trvsli Nate Schill. Each had a pair ot back out oi lexaa.On lueaday, the fit* k to their touches this weekend choice with the bam loaded and man ikwlrjiaarcl hitter Lee Buja- sinejes in the victory. Rea>rds: GWU (15-24), JMU (27- Ml announced that after a fourth i n In ipes that thra/ve landed the next one out. kowrJd go! tlie RBI with a ringh 18). Uled drug test. Williams would be big name in pnifessional football. Gamer hit a boundng up the middle. 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Along with the feature blood spills in the £»•*' film, the disc includes Wg4•. DVn three featurettes and one ■ •* .~)| extended scene. The first Latimer-Shaeffer featurette, "Creating an Adventure" is a making- of special that spends 13 Theatre this week WHAT. minutes going behind the Casanova scenes of the film. The cast and crew spend the whole as 'Oedipus Rex' time boasting about the DIRECTOR: fact that the entire film was Lasse Hallstrom shot on location in Venice. takes center stage However, there is a lot of in- RELEASED: between-takes footage that shows the audience, cast April 25.2006 and crew working together when the cameras weren't rolling. "Dressing in Style," the second featurette, spends five minutes looking at the lavish costumes of the period film. A breakdown analysis of the major char- acters' clothing shows why everyone wore certain pieces, colors and fittings. The extended scene, "Hidden in Plain Sight" is a lengthy five-and-a-half-minute sequence that is inter- esting to watch, but not very vital to the film's plot. Featuring a hasty but cleverly attempted escape route, Senior Arianna Warner, who play* the part it provides the audience with Ledger ("Brokeback of Joceata, and Junior Brandon Ferrero, who Mountain") and Sienna Miller's ("Alfie") first roman- play* Oedipus, perform on stage In "Oedipus tic involvement. Although entertaining, nothing was Rex," a re-vamped veralon of Sopoclea' clas- lost from the message of the film without it. sic play. The costumes and eat daslgn add to The final featurette, "Visions of Venice," spends the play'* tragic monologue. three more minutes bragging about the wonders ot shooting a film in Venice. It highlights some of the city's finest attractions, and is really only useful to AARON STEV-AKtlxmo, photowher a world history major or someone interested in the traveling to Italy. "Casanova" is a witty, sexy comedy that deserves more recognition than it received in theaters. The BY MONICA BOOKER script is surprisingly clever, and banishes the idea that became characters themselves, their towering omni- H is simply a teen flick disguised as a penod piece STAFF WRITER presence making all the other action on stage seem The DVD, while it includes more features than most trite compared to their girth. Though appropriate, films of its genre do, lacks its high potential of being Sophocles' "Oedipus Rex'' appears on the Latimer- these phallic figures outweighed the show's only slight as witty and entertaining as its film counterpart. Shaeffer Theatre stage this week. Professor Tom Arthur Freudian undertones. directs the classic Greek play of a king who discovers There was a constant pacing and re-arranging of his inauspicious fate as it unfolds under the weight of actors in the show, particularly in the chorus, making his kingdom. Despite its beautiful reconfiguration to late the show dizzying to watch at times. Actors would say 19th-century Austria, this performance of "Oedipus Rex" something and then rotate. Although there was a par- Book provides lacks a necessary rejuvenation of the familiar text, and ticular urgency with the re-arranging of the actors, the appears conventionally jaded. momentum loses its drive in act I due to the lack of new This version of "Oedipus Rex" developed out of developments on the stage. women with Arthur's fall 2005 seminar in Sophocles' "Oedipus Rex" Refreshingly, toward the show's end, senior Kristin where his students wrote their own version of the text. Long delivers an exciting monologue of the show's noto- With this process in mind, no new developments or plot riously gruesome end. The enthusiasm of the climax lifts sexy tips, tricks changes made it to the final cut of the script. It's just the show out of its repetitive rearrangement of actors Oedipus — and his parental issues, per usual. and lines. Visually, professor Pam Johnson's articulate detail The show, however, carries with it an elegant fragility. 'How to be a Great Lover' to the bodice and gown costumes proved stunning. The lovely costumes and grandiose set give this show its Colorful jewel-toned gowns complimented the opulent sense of tragedy. Everything in the story is beautiful and gives reading for pleasure a marbled columns of King Oedipus' palace. yet so cold. Nothing new develops, fate drops in and whole new meaning for women James Lawlor Ill's set, dominated by the Greek blood spills. In a way, it is ironic that in such rich sur- Parthenon-inspired columns, gave the actors limited roundings there is a sense of bleak and sterile hopeless- BY MEGHAN MARVILU performance space. The actors could only move around ness. CONTRIBUTING WWTTRS the columns in places where the audience could see "Oedipus Rex" performs in Duke Hall in the Latimer- them at all times, leaving them few places for the five Shaeffer auditorium through Saturday at 8 p.m. Tickets Lou Paget creates a sexual heaven where the or more bodies constantly on stage. These columns streets an? paved with condoms and the Astroglide are $6 with a JAC Card and $8 for general admission. flows like wine in her book "How to be a Great Lover" Her tips are sure to send any couple into ecstasy. The possibilities for furthering one's sexual education seem endless, especially with chapter titles like "Beyond the Bedroom," "To Lube or Not Music makers ^ to Lube, there is No Ques- haw ] tion," and "Blowing his ... Mind!" BOOK Girls, pay attention to page 104 (or a handy little «)■ trick called the "Ode to Brian." It's the most im- portant thing you'll ever WHAT: (earn in college. Well, may- How To Be A Great be not, but it's pretty darn Lover close. (A little warning tor the guys: do NOT try AUTHOR: it yourself. The last guy to Lou Paget take a crack at it is still in intensive care.) It require- a certain level ol hand-eye coordination. Paget is a safety girl and will teach you that safe sex can still be "dirrrty" with the "Ital- ian Method" (the art ol putting on a condom sans your hands). Check it out in chapter (our, "Safety is Essensual." Have you ever wondered about proper etiquette alter a one-night stand? It's never OK not to kiss someone afterward. Take a look in chapter three, "The Art o( Kissing," where you'll learn that a "kiss is never just a kiss," it is never wasted and can com- municate any message. According to Paget. "II a pic- ture is worth a thousand words, then a kiss is worth a billion." Don't have bme to read it cover to cover? Just flip through lor a couple "Secrets from Lou's Archives," which includes little tidbits of quick information sprinkled throughout the book. EVAN DYSON//**> «*»» From kisses and condoms to STDs and how to Forreet Burtnette (left), Jason Pomar and Brian Chenault of the band Sun Domingo performed at the "Lait avoid them, Paget gives a whole new meaning to Call" concert Monday night In the Festival Center. The show was sponsored by 321 Mutlc Entertainment. reading for pleasure. Whether you're looking to leam or just yearning for something new to spice up a Tuesday, "How to be a Great Uiver," has all you need and more. THE BREEZE | www.thebreeze.org |THURSDAY, APRIL 27.20061 17 Different Perspectives: A senior and a freshman contemplate the future From 'Ninja Turtle'pajamas to a suit and tie, one JMU senior Baby-sitting counts as a 'resume builder,' right? A high-paying hates the question 'what are you doing after you graduate?' job may not be as beneficial as doing something you love v EVAN ALLCOOD ■ beating you senseless with the idea of graduate ■v LAURA BECKER with floor-to-ceiling bookshelves stuffed with COrvTWBUTING WR/Tf R school; not just graduate school, but graduate school U'VTR/Bl/TTNC WRITER the classics. immediately. The way they talk, you'd think the op- Listening to Sarah reminisce about her ex- Do you smell that? portunity was going to sprout limbs, flip vim the I was sitting in the car with my friend and periences at JMU only confirms my belief that That's the smell of 3,000 bodies loaded with bird and run away. Choose your destiny neighbor Sarah Peterson, a senior who will the day I throw my cap into the air may be potential, illogically donned in black, filing into — if s this fall or never! graduate in less than two weeks. She closer than 1 think. She made me aware oi the the football stadium to grab hold of a milestone (I'm leaning to- told me about all the weddings fact that many of the decisions I make now That's the smell of freshly cut grass mingled with ward never.) she will be attending may affect my future, even decisions like how human sweat and the occasional case of mornim* Like me or this summer and to spend my summer. breath. not I'm sure how she is excited A friend of my family often offers neighbor- That other smell? you've heard The for the future. hood teenagers a secretarial position at his office That's fear. Question. You know the She is going to in IK. for the summer. It is a high-paving job Graduation is so close you can practically feel one. You've heard it a hundred miss Harrisonburg, her that would require long hours and a costly com- the program unfolding in your fingers, all glossy times this nmMta' and you've roommates and the Thursday mute. 1 was tempted to take this |ob which WM and smooth and informative. 'There it is in black grown to loathe it. You've even night game nights she invent- filled with great money, steady hours and expet and white," you'll say, pointing to your name. "I'm gotten to the point where you can ed for her and her friends. She nence that would look great on my resume\ officially terrified." see it coming, much the wa> Spider-Man's hopes to use the knowledge However, something was holding me back. 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Vmor Joanna Kckenrode interviewed with a behav- In less than a Wttk, seniors will be embarking on a ioral health management company earlier this month, new phase in their lives, leaving the university that pro- hoping to apply her anthropology major and biology STAFF vided them with a degree and applying those skills to. as minor to obesity research that has a larger focus than diet ihev say, "the real world." and exercise. Before the interview, Eckenrode said, she Kelly Fisher A&E Editor But, between the job searching and the signing of the researched the company to make sure her career goals A&E Editor pi* i of paper that says they have received that coveted aligned with the company's goals. Jill Yaworski position, '"*•* 's an essential element in between — the "1 wanted to put myself in a position that made me Matthew Stoss Editor in Chief interview look g(x>d cm grad school applications, and the goals of Managing Editor Yes, the interview. Some breeze through them with the company wen* aligned with the health goals I had in Caite White incredible ease, and some are not as fortunate. Regardless mind," she said. Evan Dyson Photo Editor of that, though, .1 few simple things will allow almost Campbell has also had his share of job interviews, Art Director ■nyom to have a suuesstul one, and put them that much some g«x>d, and Mime not so good. After getting his Lauren Pack »loser to where they want to be. UHuWglidlMli degree in political science, he said he lenessa Kildall Copy Editor "A lot o( it is iust going in prepared," said academic w.is kind ot m .i limbo area," since he didn't know Copy Editor and career adviser Chris Campbell, highlighting tin- whether he wanted to go to grad school or get a job. 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That didn't always COXTRIBUT1NG WKtTt* keep me from making them, but it cer- tainly serves as an awesome life lesson. "I wish I could go back to college* The second is to keep things simple. No is my favorite song from the Broadway matter how complicated a math test, of .1 musical "Avenue Q." "We could be sil- dispute with a roommate over whose vo- ting in a computer lab, 4 a.m.. before the gurt got eaten, maybe every problem can final p.iper is dui\ cursing the * orld 'cuz be broken down into something simpler I didn't start sooner and seeing the rest and more easily solved. of the class there too." Give or take a few College is a unique experience. In the nights like that, I'd have to say that my military when your time is done, you (ML' experience has been the best eight have to take a class on how to become years of my life. a civilian again. College graduates don't After my freshman year I took some get that. We're staring at the next step, time off I just wasn't ready. I moved and it's culture shock. Instead of wor- out of my parents' house, got a fob, a car, rying about things like, "What do you my own insurance ... a real, live taste of mean that paper's due tomorrow? How- the "real world." Needless to say, I came many pages is it supposed to be?" or screaming back three years later with a what to wear to Highlawn, we will soon much clearer vision for my college career be faced with what job to chose, where EVAN DYSON/ photo titaor and my future. to settle down, who to settle down with Learn everything you've ever wanted to know about selling back your text- In 2002, I went to what would have and "What do you mean no more stu- books at the JMU bookstore online, jmu.edu/bookston. been my own graduation. Coming back dent discounts?" was one of the hardest things I have ever We've transitioned from kids to done, but it is easilv the best and most im- adults. We're old enough to buy alcohol, clawed our way back to the top once more, vour life. Life doesn't start after you get portant decision I nave ever made. I"here buy houses and some of us are even old only to have the cycle repeat itself. I'm not back from your graduation vacation, it is something to be said about the second enough to rent cars without an extra fee. sure which is better or worse, "freshman" doesn't start when you move out of your time around, and I wouldn't trade this As highschool seniors we were on top of or "entry-level position." One thing I did parents' house, buy your first house or time for anything. the world, as college freshmen we were not learn in college is how to make coffee. finally land that "perfect" job. It doesn't The two most important things thai back on the bottom again, well maybe Thank God for Starbucks. start in 2.3 kids and it doesn't start in 10 I have learned in my time here did not even a little lower than that. We had to At the risk of sounding trite, today pounds. It starts now. always take place in the classroom. 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Seniors reveal their Things to do before you favorite JMU memories From pranks to blizzards, graduates will never forget their time here # GRADUATE ■Y MEGHAN PATRICK ing," Baugh said. "We ended up keep- I oifnuRHMG twrm ing Joanna's bed there, and she became our third roommate until the end of the I Strip down and streak the ] Find your way into the On May 6 thoy will hold their diplomas sfiiu'ster." Quad, but we promise not to Wilson Hall cupola in lhi-ir hands, mow -heir habj In the air Alumni weekend 2005 is the source put your name in The Breeze and look hack over the past tour \ ears or of one of senior Aaron Reillv's favorite maybe longer for some — at the memories memories. ] Write for 71K- Breeze they've created Reilly was at Forest Hills early in Travel down the country For senior Leah Baugh, her favorite the morning with a bunch of friends roads to Blue Hole and take I—I Get grilled cheese at D-hall JMU memory dates back to freshman year. when he found an abandoned grill a jump '—' one last time on Thursday "My friend Joanna and I decid- nearby. ed to pull a prank on my roommate He waited about an hour for the Sarah, who worked the late-night shift | Swim across Newman Lake owner of the grill to return, but when □ Climb the rock wall at at lakeside Express on Friday nights," no one did, Reilly went over to check UREC said Baugh. "One night when she was it out. "The grill was lit and ready Get checked out at the gone, we decided to entirely twitch and there was burger meat, buns and a Health Center after swim- Take a drive down Skyline around the room." all the fixings set out," Reilly said. Baugh took everything — posters, ming across Newman Lake Drive "They were going to go bad, so I computers, clothes in the dressers, stickers started cooking." on the closets, bed sheets and the contents For two hours Reilly cooked burg- Take your special someone 1 Sing karaoke at The Pub of both of their desks and swapped it all ers for his friends and their neighbors. a to the Kissing Rock on the and be reminded why you so it was completely the same, but mir- "There was no shortage of people who Quad for a makeout session would never make it on rored on the opposite side. Baugh and her wanted one," said Reilly. "I'd like to friend got the assistance of five other girls American Idol think that the owner of the grill and in the nail to loin the fun and help move burgers got one, but I really have no a Play detective and find the everything. They added a final touch to idea." tunnels under the Bluestone Take a picture with the James the prank by bringing Joanna's bed and One of senior l».\ Rainwater's fond- buildings — Madison statue — naked bunking it on Sarah's. est college memones is from a run-in with "When Sarah came back in she looked the Harrisonburg Police Department am scared out of her mind. 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"little, funny things you end up doing with your clos- Rainwater and her friend decided to stay in and est Iru-nds," Rainwater said. hang out for the night. At 1 a.m., they went to move Senior Thalia O'Hc.im's best memory dates kick professional interview her friend's car closer to her residence hall, and in the to a blizzard that occurred during the winter of her process, pulled out in front of a police car. freshman year. INTERVIEW, from page 2 "She got a little flustered, so she turned into the "My friend Aaron and 1 stayed up until 6 a.m. But, he did | few interviews in a range of career fields. next entrance she saw. which ended up being a one- playing in the snow. We stole a table from the Potomac Campbell cites one particular one. where he was applying for way exit," Rainwater said. 'The cop ended up pulling HaJI study lounge and used it to build a ramp over bv a position in sales, which taught him to have some necessary us over for driving the wrong way, lights flashing and ISAT," CHearn said. skills. everything." Said Reilly, "Ordering Dave's Taverna delivery "It was hard for me to explain how I would match up for Rainwater said it was definitely a bonding from about a hundred feet away, going to parties sales," he said. "I hadn't had a lot of practice.'' Campbell's experience. "I had my digital camera on me, so like with live bands, eating at The Little Grill and El interviewer even held up a paper clip and told him to sell the a typical camera-happy freshman, I took pictures Jalisco and )ust hanging out with good people are object to her. of the whole thing," she said. "We laugh about it only a few but important things that made my "I had to convince her that my paper clip was better than a lot now." time at IVI l so fun." the guy's behind me," Campbell said. Hypothetical situations may be hard to prepare for, how- ever, there are other preparations that can be done so a person is physically ready for the meeting. Hckenrode added that she remembered to get a good night's rest before the interview to be able to answer questions intelligently, and tried to focus on FUTURE: Graduate compares 'real the nonverbal signals that one can give during an interview. She says she tends to use her hands when talking, which could be distracting. world' to the reassurance of JMU "I'm a big hand-talker.'' Eckenrode said. "1 could see |the interviewer's) eyes following mv hands." Bat, once again, Eckenrode said she was satisfied with the FUTURE, from page 3 yourself up. I pray every day for for his children has always been interview because she knew information about the company We're all about to walk away those goods. I'm moving to Hol- for us to find a career that we love, beforehand. 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