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ust when you thought lion of federal money for you'd seen it all - the Honolulu's rapid transit project, gag order, the sanitized prompting Rep. Neil ....___...-_ Masked bid report, the inces- Abercrombie to crow, "I think sant and deceptive pro­ it's a tribute to our efforts in paganda campaign, the Congress" (referring to the Transit ballooning price tag, Hawaii delegation).More likely, the lawsuit - there's more. the allocation of the money is By Pat Tummons Recently, the House Public .m!!i;:s;:::,,.;,�- actually a tribute to the power Works and Transportation of lobbyists in the nation's capi­ andJulia Steele Committee approved $618 mil- tol. Here's Continued on Page 3 ·._ H o N ·- ·o · ... · L u L u ,

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Say/esmanshipy all appearances, and The Howling. has had The MacArthur Foundation the kind of career that bestowed a no-strings-attached !most everyone loves to most aspiring writers "genius" grant upon him. He complain about the dailies. and filmmakers would published three more books, But just how valid is the cheerfully kill for. sold more screenplays, and criticism of Honolulu's two His first short story made more films, some inde­ A Critique newspapers? This summer, won an 0. Henry Award. He pendently, some formajor stu­ the Honolulu-Community published his firstnovel, Pride dios. Bruce Springsteen asked Media Council decided to of the Bimbos, at him to direct three bythe try to find out. The group age 25. His direc­ rock videos. He undertook a study of the torial debut in created Shannon s two most influential voices in the state: The Return of the Deal, a highly­ Honolulu Honolulu Advertiser and the Honolulu Star­ Secaucus 7 was a regarded (though Bulletin. The council commissioned fourretired critical success low-rated) series Mainland newspaper editors to analyze both and developed a forNBC. Community papers; they computed the ratio of editorial strong cult fol­ Despite that sig­ covetage to ads and compared this ratio to lowing. Sure, he nificant body of national averages; they conducted a survey of spent some time work, John Sayles Media close to 400 island residents involved in pub­ cranking out potboilers for is by no means a household lic policy-making or local government; and Roger Corman, but there still name. He may never be. And they spoke with current and formerstaff mem­ are people who speak admir­ it's probably not something Council bers of the dailies. ingly of his tongue-in-cheek that concerns him much, as Not everyone was thrilled at the prospect of scripts forPiranha, Alligator long as he Continued on Page 7 such an examination. The Continued on Page 4 Mauka to Makai

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hat was Halloween costumed freaks and gawking once? It was a pagan onlookers. Even downtown, super­ celebration to remem­ lhe market cashiers and bank tellers go ber the dead and to work in costume, and the nor­ acknowledge that they Evolutionof mally staid business district takes might come back to on a masquerade festivity. visit - and do harm. a Hawaiian Speaking of festive events, The holiday came from Europe and remember the Iraj Sayah parties of found itsroots in the United States in Halloween the '80s? Sayah, a man with bucks to the late 1800s, primarily through burn, threw a series of huge costume Irish immigrants. Clearly, though, feteseach Halloween. Each year the Halloween crosses lines of culture list of invitees ballooned (the last, forthe fear of unseen things is uni­ held in 1986, had more than 13,000) versal. With time and the advent of as did the size of the locales (Castle technology, Americans have become Park, Sea Life Park, the Waikiki generally less superstitious. But those Shell). It got to where these "par­ elemental fears still linger enough ties" seemed more like crowds of to be indulged in slasher movies and wandering souls. Rumor had it that scary novels - and in Halloween, this was all an elaborate scheme by the host to get the names and phone DeSoto Brown numbers of attractive women since everyone had to fillout a form with which allows us to dress up and a photo to get an invitation. Anyway, release our dark forces should we aftera few years, Sayah called a halt choose to. to the whole thing by moving to the Halloween wasn't always the big Mainland, so then it was back to the deal in Honolulu that it is today. In streets. the 1930s, adults could attend special Halloween was my favmite time shows at nightclubs like the of year as a kid. Going door to door Alexander Young Hotel Roof in a costume and then digging Garden in downtown Honolulu. By least locally.) By the time I was mak­ through the canny spoils was pretty the late 1940s, there were commu­ ing the rounds in the '60s, Halloween good but the best part was the sea­ nity gatherings sponsored by the city was observed widely, to the point sonal decor. After days of whining Parks Department. By 1955, the cus­ that stores were holdtng and pleading, the cardboard skele­ tom of trick or treating had been "Spooktacular Sales." tons and rubber masks were taken established here, as it had on the When I grew up, I didn't want to out of storage. The night itself Mainland. The now quintessential let Halloween go. Interestingly, a became an elaborate display of Halloween ritual was probably cr�­ lot of other baby boomers didn't blood-spattered dummies, dry ice, ------seem to want to, either. We put on ated as a way for homeowners to all with parental acquiescence. Like � :-, costumes and went to parties and avoid the Halloween vandalism that my parents in the past, my indulgent CARTOON-TS had become a tradition as early as discos and bars. Increasingly, we co-workers today let me decorate 1 1 the '20s. The theory seems to have went to Waikiki to see and be seen, our officewith all the traditionalstuff been that by giving in to extortion until Halloween became the dis­ - and I still love it. I guess some demands fromthe little monsters, trict's biggest spontaneous event of things never change. • you could escape their wrath. the year. Today, Waikikiis jammed (Eventually the "tricks" died out, at with traffic, sidewalk parades of � :� MASS TRANSIT.MASS CONRISION ,: HONOLULU HawaiiCollectors E xpo '92 I I Hawaii'sPremi.er Art, Antique & CoUectibl,esMarketplace Febmary21, 22, 23-1992 Vol. 1; No. 16 ·1 I October 30, 1991 r BlaisdellExhibition Hall Publisher and Managing 14mdorInquiries llf,/come. 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"HAWAIIANIs HAWAII'S ON-TIME INTERISLAND Continued from Page 1 what else the Department of AIRLINE: Weekly has learned Transportation until about the selection October of 1989, and funding of the joined the McNair proposed rapid Group in October HAWAIIAN.. transit system for of 1990. According AIRLINES Honolulu: to DOT spokesper­ Fact One: Last son Marilyn Kali, PROUD TO BE HAWAIIAN year, bypassing reg­ Wilson was hired ulations, the state by the McNair hired a Washington Group to help the lobbying group, the Group "transition McNair Group, to into" the sorts of help secure federal projects that she had funding for the been working on in rapid transit project, Honolulu. (Wilson at a cost of left the McNair $305,000; Group in mid-'91.) Fact Two: The AEG Westing­ McNair Group has house is doing well also represented in Honolulu. Last Westinghouse Electric Corp. in the approve a $305,000 after-the-fact November, the DOT released an past - the same Westinghouse that contract with the McNair Group. evaluation of fourproposals to build is a partner in AEG Westinghouse, a (The McNair Group· was not a people mover system for the air­ member of the consortium selected unknown to the DOT; in the past, it port, recommending that AEG to build the city's transit system; had, for$200,000, helped the depart­ Westinghousebe exempted frombid­ Fact Three: A former employee ment win special Congressional ding requirements and awarded the of the state Department of favors.) contract. The departmentadvertised Transportation was working for the The McNair Group put fivepeo­ forproposals to build the system on McNair Group when the firm was ple on the mass transitlobbying pro­ July 17, 1990; held a mandatory pre­ hired by the state to lobby for tran­ ject, at rates ranging from $100 to submittal conference forall interested sit funds; $150 an hour. Among the five were bidders two weeks later, on Aug. 1; Fact Four: AEG Westinghouse, Kathy Gallegos and Olga Wilson. and set a deadline of Sept. 7, 1990, currently on a roll in the city, late Gallegos, according to Washington for submittal of proposals, a mere last year won a $217 million con­ Representatives, a referencebook of seven weeks after the first ad had tract to build an automated people lobbyists, had lobbied for appeared. With such a tightdeadline, mover system at the Honolulu air­ Westinghouse ElectricCorp., which it's no surprisethat only four parties port - without ever making a bid. had also engaged the services of the submitted proposals. Only AEG Last year, Mayor Frank Fasi and McNair Group. Denis Dwyer, the Westinghouse'swas judged satisfac­ Gov. John Waihee traveled to McNair rep who is heading up the tory. In a memo to DAGS dated Dec. Washington to secure federal funding state's lobbying effortson mass tran­ 13, 1990, Edward Hirata, Director of for the proposed transit system. sit forthe McNair Group, in a recent Transportation, sought authority to While there, the two engaged the ser­ phone interview denied that the award a $217.109 million contract vices of the McNair Group, though Group was representing Westing­ to AEG Westinghouse forthe peo­ they failed to notifythe Department house at the time that it was engaged ple mover without going through the of Accounting and General Services by the DOT, though he acknowl­ standard competitive bidding pro­ of the fact until January of 1991. In edged the firm had represented cess. The request was approved on January, the Department of Westinghouse in the past. Dec. 31, 1990. • Transportation asked DAGS to Wilson, who had worked forthe

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Dear Editor: Everyone Got Hawaiian Homelands haps weekly. He normally makes Afterreading your 8/28 issue, I had Except Hawaiians." good sense and we need his point to write you about the excellent When I read the original articles in of view. quality of your publication. The the Star-Bulletin and Advertiser, I Sincerely yours, articles were perceptive and well­ was disappointed that there were so Charles E. Frankel written. I read the daily papers here fewquotes fromthe Journal'sstory. Honolulu in about 5-8 minutes. I also, by I wondered why neither newspaper habit and necessity, read the New reprinted the whole article and thus York Times every day. Otherwise, I was pleased that the Sunday paper you'd never know what's going on. performed this public service. Corrections and Your paper fills a real gap on the Boylan confesseshe is "not a jour­ additions local level-intelligent, articulate, nalist by training," but as a profes­ and complex pieces. The sentence in last week's sor and a longtime writer about the article "Rent Check" should Sincerely, political scene, he should know the read "The Jaw requires the Peter J. Herman difference between an editorial­ landlord to pay for ordinary Honolulu the opinion of the newspaper-and wear and tear, which doesn't COFFEE MANOA a sidebar-a secondary story giv­ include things like cigarette P.S. Best of Luck! ing some additional information to burns on the couch, broken MANOA MARKETPLACE • HONOLULU, HAWAII the main story. What he criticizesas windows or large rips in the Dear Editor: an editorial is in reality a sidebar, carpeting." Unaccustomed as I am to defend­ giving the background of the A place to unwind ... relax ...Collect scattered thou�hts. Journal writer. It gave me facts I Catania Restaurant is located Visit with friends ...A place with �ood coffeeand tea. ing the Honolulu Advertiser, I feel at 2671 S. KingSt. (949-3545). I must do so in reaction to Dan wanted to knowabout Pulitzer Prize An espresso bar with sweet treats ...The place to be. Boylan's petty article in the Oct. 2 winning reporter Susan Faludi and Corrections to "Bad Effluence" issue of Honolulu Weekly. The I could discount the disparaging (10/16): the Sand Island solids Live music Tuesdays from 7 - 9 pm. No cover. Advertiser deserves praise for remarks by noting their sources. removal rate is approximately Open 7 days a weeR. At Manoa MarRetplace reprinting the Wall Street Journal OK, so Boylan gets a failinggrade 40 percent; the ocean engineer article on "Broken Promise: on this article. But give us more is Edward Noda. BetweenWoodlawn & East Manoa Roads Hawaiians Wait in Vain-How Boylan in Honolulu Weekly, per- October 30, 1991 • Honolulu Weekly• 3 Continued from Page 1 Advertiser's editor, Gerry Keir, wrote the head of the media council, Fletcher Knebel, to announce his resignation from A Critiqueby the Honolulu the group as a result of the study. Advertiser editor-at­ CommunityMedia Cou ncil large George Chaplin ex­ pressed his displeasure at the Editedby Julia Steele idea of the study, but he remained on the council. Why was the study con­ ducted? Knebel says over the last two or three years, the council has intermittently hosted speakers who have severely criticized the local papers. In addition, Knebel says, "There was a feeling among several on the council that the Honolulu papers were not big-time papers, but they were making a lot of money." So the group decided to see if industrypr ofessionalsand the community shared their con­ cernsand criticisms. After several months of study, the council emerged with hundreds of pages of analysis and 15 specific rec­ ommendations for changes in the city's two daily papers. They are:

· Printnews more torialand 72.3 percent, compared to ,;c;·,- '"'.,. v· f-,,,.· ;,· :,,,_,... u the national average of 30.1 percent The council's analysis of the rela­ editorial and 69.9 percentads. ·, '*: tionship between editorial content and advertising re"9ealed that both lna'ease... national Hawaiinewspapers cany less news in foreigncoverage relation to advertising than the aver­ The council pointed to the age American paper, despite the fact Advertiser's single "Global" page that the "news hole" (the amount of as a "bizarre example of the defi­ space reserved for hard news) in both ciency" in national and international papers has increased since 1987. coverage. Using a formulaemployed for the American Newspaper Publishers Banadvertising from the Association to determine advertising opedpage percentages, the council computed The op-ed page (located across from that the Advertiser carries 36.7 per­ the editorial page) is, the council cent editorial to 63.3 percent ads. The stated, "where a newspaper shows Star-Bulletin was foundto carry38.5 its character, sounds its voice and percent editorial and 61.5 percent tells the world where it stands. Our dailies lower their voice and dignity ads. The national newspaper average ally five morningsout of six." cations such as Hawaii Monitor and is 39.2 percent editorial to 60.8 per­ by giving over half the op-ed page to Cut back onseffi. advertising, the Star-Bulletin about Establish Washington Environment Hawaii, both of which promotion cent ads. The Sunday Star-Bulletin are staffed by only one person. & Advertiser had 27.7 percent edi- half the time and the Advertiser usu- correspondents The council called some past Both papers currently do a mediocre Givebonuses to reporters episodes of self-coverage "nauseat­ job covering Washington, D.C., whoscoop the rivalpaper ing," citing an incident when the according to the council. The group "The two editorial arms of the joint Star-Bulletin devoted, at the expense Exactlywhat is theHono lulu suggests fu ll-time staffmembers in business operation show little incli­ of hard news, entire pages to meet­ the nation's capitol. nation to beat the other daily to ings in Hawaii by the Gannett board. Community-Media Council? Modesty becomes you, was the Improve the design and news ... Competitive ardor gives an edge and a bite to news coverage," council's general advice. the qualityprinting ofthe Thegr oup was founded21 years ferenceparticipants was thefonna­ the council wrote; it recommended Name a contentious local The council called for superior print­ ago by, among others, George tion of an h1dependent body that each paper should resolve to scoop columnistwho IKlnger& for Chaplin, then-edjtor of the would examn:,.eissues thatfailed to ing, clearer photographs and more its rival at least twice a week on color. controversy, never fears to Advertiser; A.A. "Bud" Smyser of appeatjn thetnedia. major stories and awai:dbonuses to goadHawaii's sacred cows the Stat-Bulletin;the Rev. Claude Knebel says over the years, the Makeinvestigative reporters who score significant DuTeil, who is best knownfor his council has focused onmediating exclusives. "Where's the beef?" the council reporting part ofthedaily wanted to know. workwith the "peanutbutter min- disputes between aggrieved indi­ routine Name train specialists istry''of IHS; and the'Rev. Robert vidualsand themedi a. The most ..a Cover the island's richly The council accuses the dailies of to coveretl•lic Hawaiian Fisk, die llead pf t�e Methodist . recent mediation case the council . vaied spiritual lfewith Church inthe stat.e. founders(The dealtwith.wa.fbetween KO.MB and : "reluctance to uncover cronyism, affairs � --- illegal acts and corruption among "In a fieldcrying for expertise and .,. i are aU .. s®�:) ;\.ccoroutlooking "Except forbig spotstories and island a concern in the Sunday paperthat Print newsmore sports the feudwas serious toward the improvement ofjout� emergencies, when both papers will runfeatures on Hawaii . among the council founders. The nalistic programs in the state." andcut down on the exhibit their best potential, an easy­ The council recommends a maga­ · other impetusfor fo unding the Thegroup cillrentlyhas45 mem� going climate pervades the city cheerleading council came from a large confer- bers, who are allinvolved, or have zine section in the Sunday paper for The Advertiser should add more (news) rooms," the council wrote, "solid" featuresabout people, places, ence at theUniY ersityof Hawaii on been involved, in community pointing out that the dailies are sports, said the council. 'The Star­ the roleof themedia- one of the affairs. projects and history throughout the Bulletin could establish a daily sports repeatedly scooped by out-of-town state. major recommendations fromcon- • newspapers and smaller Oahu publi- columnist with taut writing skills and a talent for stirring the animals." 4 • October 30, 1991 • Honolulu Weekly --- -- ��-

our retirednewspaper editors Even so, I am afraidthe readers feel were asked to examine the they are short-changed. I am often dailies over the course of one in the Islands and when acquain­ week and share their thoughts tances learn I am a retired editor and suggestions. An encap­ from theMainland, they invariably sulated look at key points offer me adverse comments con­ made follows. cerning the Honolulu papers ... Of course, I have no knowledge of the MartinHayden, joint operating agreement between former editor-ind1ief, the two papers. It might have some Detroit News bearing on quality and budget. I would argue that the news hole specificallyand the editorial space in Commentsfrom the general are too limited ... Honolulu communityon their daily citizens must get goodbroadcast news; if newspapers... they don't they must be woefully uninformedas to what is going on in the ...Very little investigative journal­ rest of the United States and the ism. Hawaii is going down the tubes, world ...unlike residentsof Hawaii, most selling out to the big money. There are some big stories (out) there, but Mainland readers can economically 1 "'" subscribeto and get same day delivery p Ctild·core w"' "' both newspapers shy away from of a New York Times, Wall Street took ti"' .,,, them ... Jyll<' Journal,Los Angeles Times or some ...The only favorablething I can say other nearbypublication. Island readers is that the Star-Bulletin and the generallycan not do this... Advertiserare consistent and fair - failing to cover major stories in all My chief complaint about the local,national and international events, island stories and features. Because I commend the use of color photog­ Honolulu papersconcerns their general categoriesof news fromevery comer excluding editorials,sports, comic strips, I have seen the Advertiser sold on raphy. Now more should be done on of the planet. .. disregard of what is going on in the syndicated features, entertainment all the outer islands, I believe the color graphics ... I would install a federal government I would think the ...The Star-Bulletin has improve1 reviews and statisticalmatter such as Advertiser has a duty to provide real localized Sunday Star-Bulletinmag­ considerably under the direction of Advertiser is prosperous enough to stockmarket tables, weather reports, TV coverage... The Global page azine. It should be· devoted heavily to maintain a Washingtoq reporter and, the new crop of young staff mem­ programs,etc. I did comparethe natio nal promises much but delivers little ... Hawaiian history, Polynesian cul­ bers. The news hole has been certainly, it would be easy for the and internationalcoverage in Honolulu Business and economic news is ture, ethnic groups, island personal­ Gannett chain to have a man in their increased and maintained, and edi­ on two days with that in otherpapers I shorted ... The editorial page .. .lacks ities - and not to national subjects. tors are doing a very good job in tak­ largeWashi ngton set-up to concentrate read regularly. Several events covered depth ... It is mandatory that the op- Nor should it be a dumping ground on Hawaii-orienteddevelopments. Lack ing advantage of Hawaii's time in othernewspapers were not mentioned ed page be improved and enlarged ... forpuzzles, canned features, etc ... zone ... of such staffing keeps Hawaii ignorant in the Honolulu papers of the same Entertainment should not be over­ Star-Bulletin editors are to be con­ as to what its own Congressmen are ...I am disappointed the media do dates... Among them: Defense done and that frequentlyseems to be gratulated forrecent improvements, not provide more in-depth inves­ doing in Washington and at the same IntelligenceAgency report Iraqion war the case in both newspapers ... The but with the deep pockets of the time encourages the papers' minimal tigative coverage in advance of a casualties; Nixon on tape blaming coverage of politics and government Gannett organization, even more public controversy instead of in attention to Washington news... As an Pentagonpapers release on conspiracy in Hawaii seems too cozy with the should be done to make it a major editor I certainlywould also tryto have response to it... in his administration;Fundamen talists establishment. .. league newspaper. ...More analytical reporting on theopinion columns centered each day at national convention of Baptists I make all these expensive sug­ TheStaf.llulletin local news. Too often (undoubtedly in one place, probably opposite the winningright tocontrol church; Defense gestions with the full understanding editorialpage. Many of the observations concerning due to press deadlines) controver­ Department report on flaw in patriot that the bottom line is important and sial matters are reported in the style missile; closing of nuclear plant urged the Advertiser also apply to the Star­ editors can not go completely hog­ Bulletin ... The sports pages seem of one side says "x" and the other RichardLeonard, former by Union of Concerned Scientists; wild with the budget. A wise old side says "y" with no follow-upby editor, Milwaukee Journal OPEC rejection of Iraqi request to lift singularly uninteresting ... The edi­ boss of mine once remarked that torial page is adequate, but the man­ the reporter getting rebuttals from The Advertiser and the Star-Bulletin ban on oil exports; and world financial before a newspaper can be a success, power appears decidedly skimpy ... either side or, more importantly, get­ look faded. I recall when I lived in leaders nix Gorbachev's request for it must first be a successful business. ting views from relatively disinter- Honolulu I wondered if the ink pumps money aid. ested knowledgeable persons on the wereworking properly... Some of the Second Increase the size of the subject ... advertisinglayouts contributeto an out­ reporting staff. Bothof the Honolulu Voices of the community ...Should be providing in-depth cov­ of-date image. The clutter, primitive newspapers, and particularly the erage of local issues. Unfortunately, illustrationsand lack of creativity are Advertiser, could beimproved greatly, in this usually boils down to tear-jerker reminiscent of early Sears & Roebuck my opinion, by more coverage of local out a questionnaire designedto help uncover local or sensational stories about personal catalogs ... Concerning the percentage news ... I am not familiar with the 'lies. Theirsurvey garnered some intriguingrespo nses. tragedy rather than serious discus­ of space givento advertising, I can't find broadcast news coverage in Honolulu sn estio:nnaires returned sion of current events ... fault with either paper at this time of but I suspectthat if residents theredo not bers and 325 ...I read the Advertiserfrom cover to decliningadvertising revenue. I am more find out in theirnewspaper what is really . Th.e SUtv¢y cover and I love it. The Star-Bulletin concerned with story count. .. going on in their city hall, their questions appear here. is excellent. .. I have the feeling that the Advertiser Legislature, their variousboards and I ...If Hawaii's goal is to be an East­ is exactly what it wants to be - faa st commissions,they will neverknow. One � lta.'COntextofwhalyouwfJlt tNJm�, West resource, the newspapers are read in the morning... I like what is in weekmay not bean adequateperiod to WGllldyau'.rate 1ttlsane t woefully inadequate in covering the Advertisernow. More money might judge local coverage. I found what If

Goes to Ja il, the last Jim Varney movie, made struggles to make competitors of his loony will not be sent away. The hoax works ... but gud and Martin Sheen. This film is being put nearly $60 million. This new one, released college football players.It's almost too zany how long will it last? In the tradition ofTruf­ on forfree by the Clean Air Team and the Oct 30· just in time for Halloween, will probably do for words. In fact, get your gutbusting pre­ faut's 400 Blows and Jack Clayton's Our Jhamandas Wa tumull Fund to commemo­ equally well. Go figure. vention girdle on before we go over the Mother's House, this charming film manages rate the first anniversaryof Gandhi's statue in The Fisher KingA buddy movie in mythic details. OK: The freshman quarterback is 34, to be deeply resonant. Recommended. Kapiolani Park. Cinerama Tbeater, King and drag. Jeff Bridges (as a disc jockey with a the running backs are dyslexic lunatics, the Academy 771 eatre, 900 S. Beretania St.: Fri. Kalakaua: Wed. 10,'30, 1 p.m. Tickets will Nov & psycho listener who goes on a killing spree) field goal kicker is a gril - oh, no, wait a 111, & Sat. 11/2, 7:30 p.m.; Sun 11,:3, 4 p.m. be given out on the sidewalk in front of the actually manages to steal the show from minute, that's a typo, the field goal kicker is $4. 538-1006 theater starting at 11 a.m. Doors open at All calendarinformation Robin Williams (as a bum who befriends a girl - and the wide receiver thinks helmets Dying Young Hurry, hurry, hurry! Your last noon. 944-080'1 must bereceived by noon on Bridges) - it's the best acting job Bridges has are forsissies. And really, unfortunately, d1at's chance to see DyingYo ung before it's retided Iron& Silk O 990) Mark Salzman plays him­ Wednesday two weeks ever pulled off. As for all the metaphysical all we have time for today. - M.B. for the rest of the world. Choice of Love is self in tl1is autobiographical story of an An1er­ before publication. huffing and puffing - well, it should pay 101 Dalmations The Disney empire has the new monicker the disappointed studio ican who goes to China to teach English and Call 528-2185 off: Tbe Fisher King should find the Holy made a fresh $50 million on the re-issue of is using to try to pump some life into this study martial arts. Salzman is a bit stiff as an Grail (in Hollywood called The Oscar) that this (beautifully done) animated feature. Rec­ moribund tale in which Julia Roberts (play­ actor, but his winning spirit invites forgive­ is awarded to those who proffer big box­ ommended. ing yet another bought young thing) nurses ness. The real stars here are Pan Qingfu, office receipts and pseudo-profundity. OtherPeople's Money Danny DeVito stars terminal Campbell Scott (a denizen of the Salzman's real-life martial-arts master, and Frankie and Johnny Director Garry Mar­ as a money-grubbing corporate raider who is upper class) - and, and ... falls in love with tl1e Chinese actors who play his English stu­ Film shall (Pretty Wo man) and playwright Ter­ hoisted on his own petard. GregoryPeck is him! But Scott's daddy no like. And so on. dents. Directed by Shirley Sun (Tbe Great Criticism byBob Green unless otherwise rence McNally open up McNally's play about the upstanding CEO of a small New England Misdirected by JoelSchumacher. Hemenway Wa ll) . UHFo reign Film Society, Physical Sci­ noted. a slovenly, commitment-shy waitress (here utility; he sees the DeVito plot begin tohatch Tbeatre, UH Manoa Campus: We d. 10/30 - ence Building, rm. 217, UH Manoa campus: essayed by Michelle pfeiffer) who meets and and sets his own counter-scheme inmotion. Sun. 11/3, 6 & 8 p.m. $3.50. 956-6468 Fri. 11/1 & Sat. 11/2, 7 & 9 p.m. $4.50. First Run is courted by a new cook (Al Pacino) in the With Piper Laurie and Penelope Ann Miller. TheFilms of Yoko Ono (1966-82) A series MadLove Karl "Poppa" Freund directed this Brief reviews of selectedfirst-ru n films in NYC diner where they work. Al tries to be -M.B. of experimental films of varyinglengths by horror tale with European star Peter Lorre touni. Confirm theaters, datesand times. ingratiating to both Michelle and the audi­ Paradise Don Johnson and Melanie Grif­ Ono, these once-radicalforays into cinematic in his first American film. Lorre, who gave ence, and Pfeiffer is cast against type. Is it b ays now look almost like period pieces. one of the best film performances ever in Boyz N the HoodJohn Singleton's screen­ fith together again for the firsttime. Between yw Pfun? Is it Pfunny? We ll, yes and no. It was play and direction breathe life into this study Johnson's pouty narcissism and Griffith's better as a play, but McNally's script makes of the deterioration of a black neighborhood bad-little-girl voice, this melodrama -about even Marshall's hamhanded direction look in South Central Los Angeles. Recommended. a marriage saved by tl1e love of a child - is OK. For fans of the two leads only; others not all it should be. The two performers are City Hopeof See Jo hn Sayles article in this Music Pick need not apply. oftengood, but when they lapse into repose issue. Freddy'sDead: The Final Nightmare The they look and sound like showbiz carnies. Cool asIce This is the un-awaited Va nilla 3-D finale is as slapdash and ill thought out RicochetWhen someone speaks disparag­ Ice story in which Ice will ride around on a as the rest of this rehash, which is intent on ingly of "Holl ood" movies, they tend to motorcycle with a female companion. He yw squeezing the last drop of blood from the mean tasteless, incoherent, violent exploita­ will wear a loud jacket the likes of which box office. tions pandering to the lowest common no hipster would be caught dead in. I imag­ TheHitman A Chuck Norris thing.This time denominator. This film - starring Denzel ine some sort of music will also be dis­ everyone'sfavorite death dispenser stars as Washingtonas a cop turned politicianwhose pensed; possibly Ice will ask some girl her a peace officer who "goes undercover to life goes haywire when he's framed by a cup size. Enjoy. - Mary Brennan take on the Mob." Lordy, what will they tl1ink psychopath (John Lithgow) -is exhibit "A." CurtySue Gird your loins, it's another offer­ of next? Directed by Chuck's brother Aaron. How Washington and Lithgow got involved ing from Formula King John Hughes, a -D.F in this film is a mystery; if you harbor any McMovie maker to rival Garry Marshall. The House PartySequel II to the popular, ener­ respect for them, maybe you don't want to creator of the dreadful, enormously popular getic black teen comedy about a pair of rap­ think about it. Home Alone gives the dead horse what pers(Kid N' Play) and their misadventures on Robin HoodThe movie that robs from the sounds like another beating: A little bratty the way to house party. - M.B. poor (the audience) and gives to the rich girl named Curly Sue is the world's smallest Late forDinner W.D. Richter's wobbly lit­ (guess who). con artist. With James Belushi and Kelly tle comedy emerges a fey winner after a Shattered Wolfgang Peterson the director IC Lynch. - M.B. slow and uncertain start. Two friends, frozen (DasBoot) is betrayed by Wo lfgang Peterson The North American• Busllhhd(among others)wiU $Ing a Dead Again Wunderkind director/ actor for 29years, return to Santa Fe to stake a the scriptwriter. Shattered is slickly put song for pe-. atHo'cwalutda the festival. Kenneth Branagh (who did a remake of claim to what is left of their 1962 relation­ together, fussilyedited and haunted by Hitch­ HenryVin 1990) created this stylish ifmud­ ships. Warning: whimsy ahead. cock's shifting-identity piece, Ve rtigo. Like , AllWe �e $ayiqg... � dled thriller about past lives. In 1991, UonheartAn earlier, lesser martial artseffort Vert igo, Shatteredis set in San Francisco, has Sick of fightS at conceits? You shotild do just finethL 9 Friday atllo'oma, Branagh is a private eye named Church, and by heartthrob Jean-Claude "Barn-Barn"Va n a scene shot in the redwoods and aims to luhla (To Make Peace),•a &-ee mus•• ic festival at AndrewsAmphitheatre in 1949, he's a symphony conductor made Damme. examine what violence does to the Self. The fn honor of national Peace andJustice We ek. On the program are a up to look like Olivier's Maxim de Winter Uttle Man Tate Jodie Foster's directorial Honolulu audience had this one sussed in variety of musicians represeptµ'lg a wide spectrum ofgenres: reggae in Hitchcock's Rebecca. debut - touted by the mainstream press as about 20 minutes and when the "revelation" frorn Hawati Amplified PoetrySnsem ble, jazz and fun],( from the North Deceived A bargain-basementthriller with proofthat women arehaving a bettertime of came, we sighed with disappointment. Stay AmericanBush Band,New ,Englandtraclitkmal from 11J e Cast Offe , clas­ Goldie Hawn as a woman who discovers it in Holl ood these days - is a careful, yw home and rent Ve rtigo. sical. from the H01 wlulu Sympho ny String Quartet, a cappella vocalmusic that the man she married is not who she well-crafted movie that never really gets Suburban Commando Hulk Hogan rents from Testimony andfolk from assorted musicians ofOur Back Porth. thought he was. So what else is new? Hawn inside its (autobiographical)subject: the child a room from Shelley Duvall. If that isn't is skillful, but the movie really isn't very good prodigy in a working-class world of ordi­ shocking enough, the Hulkster, everyone's Ho'omalUhia Peacecon«:ett: AndreWs Amphittleatre, UR Manoa - it won't jump-start her stalled career. nary people. Foster also acts in the film (as favorite ex-steroid user, turns out to be an '8fl'IPQ&:c � ilti, '1.p.m,. Free. 9564944 Double ImpactJean-Claude Va n Damme the child's mother); but the performancesof outer-space alien beingpursued by a bounty­ climbs up another rung of the film stardom Dianne Wiest and (former child prodigy) hunter. ladder. Harry Connick Jr. are what make this movie The Super Oscar-winner Joe Pesci, sport­ Ono places emphasis on film as a catalyst, a 1931's M, wasagain cast as a murderer here ErnestScaed Stupid Alice, Woody Allen's happen. Recommended. ing a handsome guy's toupee, stars in this "happening," an experience that does not - and had his countenance intensified by last film,grossed $6 million in the U.S. Ernest Necessary Roughness An honest coach comedy-drama about a slumlord sentenced depend on traditional plotlines, camera shaving his head and having his eyes bulged. to live inone of his own run-down projects. angles or scripts. Recommended for young Lorre went on to a long Hollywood career, Terminator 2 Recommended. The real stars filmmakers and art students. Mon. 10/4: and Freund went on to develop the multi­ of this visceral production are the computer TbeMuseu m of Modern Art Show (1971, 7 camera process that made TV reruns possi­ Theater Pick imagists who whipped up the visuals. min.); Bottoms (1966, 80 min.). Tue. 10/5: ble. Movie Museum, 3566 HardingAve.: Sat. Two Evil Eyes Horror directors George Two Virgins (1968, 19 min.); Smile(19 68, 51 11/2 & Sun. 11/3, 8 p.m. $5. 735-8771 Romero (Night of the Living Dead)and Dario min.); Apotheosis (1970, 18 min.). Academy Murdersin the (1Zoo 933) and Murdersin GuyDeconte and Argento (Dawn of the Dead) unite (if that's Theatre, 900 S. Beretania St. 7:30 p.m. $4 the Rue Morgue (1932) Zoo: Lionel Atwill KateWilson in the word) to co-direct this new horror-thriller. 538-1006 stars as a mad zoologist who kills off his the Ailuie epic It's got an R rating, which probably means The 400 Blows (1959) The first feature by wife's real and in1agined lovers with the help TIieBlind Giant the ooze and goo are nonstop. Francois Truffaut, film critic turneddirector, of hungry inmates from the local zoo. This ls Dancing. and one of tl1e first ofthe French New Wave tale of intellectual sadism, though relatively films. Shot on location in Paris, this insis­ mild by today's standards, contains enough ShortRun & Revival tently "realistic" story chronicles the frag­ gore to have been subjected to plenty of Apocalypse 3:16 0963) Local filmmaker WaNzing mented life of 13-year-old Antoine Doinel censorship in its time. Rue Morgue: Pho­ Martin Charlot's experimental narrative is the and his increasing alienation from family, tographed b'.- the great Karl Freund, this Giant story of Tom, a Hawaiian artist in search of social acceptance and reform school. Truf­ adaptation of the Poe "ratiocinative" tale - Ifit's an epic theater a spiritual center. He meets an elderly man faut'scelebrated empathy for the young is in considerably altered - provides Bela Lugosi experience you with a metaphysical presence, then begins a fullflower here; the film is moving but not with a chance to skulk around Paris looking <:rave, you're in luck slide into the dark side. "TI1e ftlmjumps dan­ sentimentalized, clear but not sin1ple-minded. for female victims, whose hlood he will mi,x ,__UH drama prof gerously between exterior and interior, The ending - one of the most famous in with that of a gorilla. And so on. Dated and Dr. Dennis "Mr.. ,Epic" Carroll (The Oresteia) is bringinganother one behavior and motivation, material and spir­ film - is (has to be) ambiguous. This sem­ dumb - but beautifully photographed - to UH's Kennedy Theatre, starting Friday. It'�The Blind Giant ls itual," writes an Academy reviewer, "in a inal work showed filmmakersand audiences and strongly influenced by TbeCa binet of Dancing, an award-winning political drama by Australianplaywright way that subverts these distinctions and leads alike tlrnt movies could be more than just Dr. Caligari. Movie Museum, 3566 Harding Stephen Sewell. The three-hour play offers analternative Australian the viewer to approach the causal links of the killers of time or low-cost foreplay. This one Ave.: Thur. 10/31 & Fri. 11/1, 8 p.m. $5. 735- present: An idealistic socialist rises to power (svffering, along the storytelling chain in a new way." - D.F just might stay with you a long while. Highly 8771 way, a slight side effect: the utterloss of his morals) and attempts to Academy Theatre, 900 S. Beretania St.: Wed. recommended. Academy Theatre, 900 S. The Naked Gun 2�: The Smell of Fear build a new equality-based Oz freed from the economic whims of 10/30, 7:30 p.i;n.$4. 538-1006 Beretania St.: Thur. 10/31: 1 & 7:30 p.m. $4. 0991) It's the White House. Barbara Bush other nations (goodness, could that mean us,). Political correctness CrossMy Heart(199 0) Grand prize winner 538-1006 suffers at the hands of Frank Drebin (Leslie aside. this one's also got "sexually explicit" and "powerfully violent" in two 1990 European film festivals, this Gandhi(19 82) Ben Kingsley's inspired per­ Nielsen), whose lobster etiquette is lethal. scenes. Sounds bom.er � throw another Fascist on the barbie for French film cunningly explores the secret formance as India's great spiritual leader and That's foropeners. Yes, yes, yes - it's funny. me, mate. bonds of childhood friendship. When a pacifist is the best thing about Richard Atten­ Hemenway Theatre, UH Manoa Campus: The Blind Giant is Dancing. Kennedy Theatre, UH Manoacam­ young boy's single mother dies, his band of borough's epic film. Basic screenplay by (but Tue. 11/5 - Sun 1L10, 6 & 7:45 p.m. $3.50. pus: Opens Fri. Nov. 1, 7:30 p.m. Runs Nov. 2, 7, 8, & 9, 7:30 12-year-old friends unite to keep him within not credited to) Robert Bolt (Lawrence of 956-6468 p.m. & Nov. 10, 2 p.m. $8. 956-7655 their circle, convincing (nearly) everyone Arabia). With Candice Bergen, John Giel- TheOki Dark House O 932) TI1e first "mod- that the mother is still alive so that Martin 6 • October 30. 1991 • Ho110/ulu We ekly em" scarefilm. Director James Whale (1931's Loretta Ables Trio Jazz; Lewers Lounge. Continued from Page 1 Frankenstein) manages to both honor and Mahi Beamer Contemporary Hawaiian; parody the (largely) 19th-century conven­ Andrew's. tions of the horror story. We know these Nalu Va riety;Mo ntereyBay CannersPear/­ conventions;we are d10roughly familiarwith ridge. them. Yet Whale and his cast - Boris No Excuse Dance; Black Orchid. 9 p.m. Karloff, Charles Laughton, Raymond Massey, Pam Gamboa Top 40; Paradise Lounge. Eva Moore - make this travelers-seek­ Raga & Star Williams Jazz; New Orleans refuge-in-a-mysterious-mansion movie work, Bistro. in terms of both scares and laughs. An enter­ True Colors Jawaiian; Hot Rod Cafe. taining little cult classic. Recommended. Warren Johnson & Gator Creek Band Movie Museum, 3566 Harding Ave.: Wed. Country; Pecos RiverCa fe . 10/30, 8 p.m. $5. 735-8Tl Wes Hamrick Classical, Jazz; Banyan Ve ra nda. Willie K. Contemporary Hawaiian; Malia 's Music Ca nlina. 31/Thursday Concerts Alakai Contemporary Hawaiian;]o/(yRoger Autumn Voices Soprano Vicki Gorman &isl. leads the Galliard String Quartet in a trib­ Augie Rey & City Lights Salsa, Dance; ute to the American composer Samuel Bar­ NicholasNickolas. ber. On the program are Barber's Dover Backstreet Blues; Ja ron'.sKail ua. 8 p.m. Beach and Stn·ng Qua,-tet, plus Haydn's BettyTaylor Loo & Rachel GonzalezJazz; Quartet in G minor. Lutheran Church of New OrleansBistro. Honolulu, 1730 Punahou St.: Mon. 11/4, 8 Blue KangarooVa riety;fairy Roger Wa ikiki. p.m. $12. 528-2578 Blues BanditsBlues; '!be Landing. (Above and below) Scenes from Cityof Hope. Elvin Bishop With over 20 years of per­ Brother Noland Jawaiian; Monterey Bay fanningand a dozen albums under his hand­ Ca nners Wa rd. tooled belt, Bishop is one of those rock 'n' Eden Dance Rock; Wa veWa ikiki. roll diehards who have aged gracefully yet Entourage Contemporary; Nick's Fish­ kept d1e music fresh. After picking up the market. rudiments of blues- and country-flavored J.P. Smoketrain Light Rock, R & B; No rock as a youth in Tulsa, Okla., Bishop Na me Bar. moved to Chicago to attend college on a Joel Kurasaki Jazz; Orson 's. National Merit Scholarship. He wound up Jon Basebase Contemporary; Ho ratio's. Say/esmanship Kawika Finfrock Monterey Bay can continue to do the projects that has all kinds of attitudes about what majoringin The Boogieas a guitaristfor The Variety; Paul ButterfieldBlues Band. In the late '60s, Canners Outrigger. interest him, as personal and as cities are, who black people are, r he beat it to San Francisco, where he has Keoa Variety;]o/ryRoge &1st. quirky as they might be. who's frightening, what's a pleasant since resided as one of that town's many Kontrast Rock; Moose McGillycuddy 's Eating Italian, Sayles is affable situation, what's not." hip-grindinginstitutions. Pink's Garage , 955 Wa ikiki. and relaxed, despite being at the tail Unlike Sayles' last film, Eight Waimanu St.: Wed. 10/30, 8 p.m. $10 Leroy KahakuContemporary; Black Orchid end of a frantic book tour organized Men Out, City of Hope is an inde­ advance, $12.50 at d1e door. Two drinkmin­ 5:30 - 8:30 p.m. by Harper Collins, the publisher of pendent production, shot in imum. 537-1555 Live Paradise Variety; Wa ikiki Broiler. his latest novel, Los Gusanos. Cincinnatito avoid the costs and has­ Halloween Midnight Concert. Featuring Loretta Ables Trio Jazz; Lewers Lounge. Accompanied by Maggie Renzi, his sles of filming in New Jersey, where local hard-rock acts Giomi and the Noize. Mahi Beamer Contemporary Hawaiian; long-time producer, co-star and sig­ there are always trafficjams or air­ Pink'.sGarage , 955 Waimanu St.: Thur. 10/31, Andrew's. Mojo nificant other, he's happy to chat planes drowning out the dialogue. midnight. Call forprices . 537-1555 Hand Blues; Scuttlebutt'.s. Ho'omaluhia Peace Concert Nalu Variety;Monterey Bay CannersPearl­ while snacking on calamari and foc­ Will he ever direct another picture See Music Pick ridge. caccia. the film. Sayles says, ''The movie is for a major studio? Sayles says, "I Mozart Vesper Service This Honolulu No Excuse Dance; Black Orchid. 9 p.m. Cityof Hope reunites the two with like a knot, a whole bunch of story really don't know. I don't think I'll Symphony/Lutheran Church tribute to North American Bush Band Funk, Jazz, four stars from their previous strands that eventually bind work without assurance that I'll have Mozart in honor of the 200th anniversary Reggae; Anna Bannanas. movies, Brother From Another together." The visual style of the final cut and casting control. On of his death features the rarely performed Pagan BabiesWo rld Dance;]aron 's Ka ilua. Planet's Joe Morton, Vm cent Spano movie is similarly Byzantine, fea­ , the studio and I had Vesp erae de Domenica and Ave vernmcor­ 9:30 p.m. fromBaby, It 'sYo u, Matewan's Chris turing many shots that start with one agreed about the cast before we pus. St. Peter's Ep iscopal Church, 1317 Pam Gamboa Top 40; Paradise Lounge. Raga Andrea Young Cooperand David Strathairnof Eight character, catch another on the fly, made the final deal to do the film. Queen Emma St.: Sat. il/2, 8 p.m. Free. & Jazz; Mahina Men Out. It also features Tony Lo And once I told them in the contract 941-2566 Lounge. and head off in a totally different Rolando Sanchez the New Salza Bianco, Jace Alexander, Miriam that this movie would be two hours TubaConcerto This installmentof the Hon­ & direction. Hawaii BandLatin; '!beRow. Colon and, as Sayles puts it, "a cast or under, that I couldn't hand them a olulu Symphony'sGreat Performancesseries Municipal wheeling-and-dealing featuresthe Symphony's 20-year-old Princi­ Simplisity ContemporaryHawaiian; Malia '.s of dozens." may be the overt subject of City of five-hour masterpieceand complain ple Tuba, Anthony Kniffen, soloing in John Cantina. Sayles says, "It's set in a small Hope, but virtually all Sayles' work, about them cutting it, then they felt Williams' Tuba Concerto. Also on the pro­ Warren Johnson & Gator Creek Band Eastern city (the fictional Hudson whether for the screen or the page, comfortable enough to leave me gram is Mahler's Sy mphony No . 5. Blaisdell Country;Pecos River Cafe. City, New Jersey) and is about melt­ has dealt with political issues on alone." Co ncertHall , 777 Ward Ave.: Sun 11/3, 4 Zig Zag ClassicRock; Fast Eddie's. ing-pot politics, the way American some level. Asked whether this may Do the folks who run the major p.m. & Tue., 11/5, 8 p.m. $9 - $25. 537-6191 1/Friday politics are as much practical as ide­ work to his disadvantage at the box studios understandwhat Sayles is up Dave Wakling and Dubtet Mash it up, ological; as much about race, eth­ office, sincemainstream audiences to? "I don't think they think about mon. This hot-off-the-presses L.A. outfitfea­ Alakai Contemporary Hawaiian;]o/ryRoger nicity, family, real estate and are often believed to be skittish of me much," he says. "Some people tures several members of the now-defunct &1st. Untouchables Pink'.sGarage 955 Waimanu Alisa Randolph & Musica IEJazz; Cafe neighborhoods as they are about anything that might make themthink say, 'Why doesn't he make a real . , Democrats and Republicans." movie?', but others say, 'I know St.: Fri. 11/1 & Sat. 11/2, 8 p.m. $12.50 Sistina. too hard, Sayles professes not to be advance, $15 at the door. Two drinkmini­ Augie Rey & City Lights Salsa, Dance; According to its director, City of concerned. what he's doing, but that's not what mum. 537-1555 NicholasNi ckolas. Hope features "one character who's "Haskell Wexler (the legendary we're doing.' I'm always running Backstreet Blues; Jaron'.s Ka ilua. trying to break out, and one trying cinematographer), who worked with into low-to-mid-level studio people Club Acts Billy theKid Rock;Ja ron'.s Ka ilua. to break in." Spano plays the son of us on Matewan, always talks about who say, 'I really like your movies. Blue KangarooVa riety;fairy Roger Wa ikiki. BandscheLiules are subject tochange . Pleasecall a contractor (Lo Bianco) who's how all movies are political. It's just I wish we could make one someday.' Blues Bandits Jazz, Blues; '!be Landing. venues far latestinfarmation . Consult theLive 5:30 - 8:30 p m. hooked heavily into the city's patron­ that the ones which look at lifein a That's the way it goes." Music Venues list far locationsand phonenum­ . Brother Noland Jawaiian; Monterey Bay age system. When the younger man way that is not mainstream are the Sayles has plenty of projects to bers . quits his no-show construction job, one that get called 'political.' So if keep himself occupied even if the Ca nners Wa rd. he starts to "realize how hard it is to majors never come knocking again. 30/Wednesday Carol AtkinsonJazz; Orson '.s. you really think about it, a movie Crush Variety;Hot Rod Cafe . get out of that system once you have He's adapted Michael Dorris' Ye llow Augie Rey City Lights like Adventures in Babysitting is an & Salsa, Dance; Eden Dance Rock; Wa veWa ikiki. all those bonds, bonds you extremely political movie. It Raft in Blue Wa ter into two screen- Nicholas Nickolas. Fiji Reggae, Contemporary; Fast Eddie's. may not have made yourself plays and hopes eventu­ Blue Kangaroo Va riety;]ol/y Roger Wa ikiki. 9p.m. but were there before you ally to get financing for Eden Dance Rock; Wa ue Wa ikiki. Hawaiian Spice Contemporary Hawaiian; Entourage grew up." filming them. For Silence Contemporary: Nick 's Fish­ Sugar Bar Morton plays the would­ of the Lambs director market. Island Heart Contempora1y Hawaiian; Hot Ernie Shea be insider, a professor who Jonathan Demme, he's Jazz; Mahina Lounge. Rod Cafe Fiji Reggae, Contemporary; Fast Eddie 's. J.P. Smoketrain Light Rock, R & B; iVo becomes the city's first currentlywriting a screen­ Hawaii Amplified PoetryEnsemble Reg­ black councilmember. He play about the sinking of Name Bm: 5 - 7JO p.m. gae; Anna Ba nnanas. Jimmy Borges Jazz; Paradise Lounge. discovers that "it's not his the USS Indianapolis dur­ if Horizon Contemporary; Sp indr ter Kabala. Jon Basebase& Vince AndradaContem­ own personal sense of ing World War II. J.P. Smoketrain Light Rock, R & B; No porary; Horatio 's. honor and duty that's being Also in the works is a Na me Bar. Joy Woode & Betty Loo TaylorJazz; New Joel Kurasaki questioned, but that he's still-untitled screenplay for Jazz; Orson '.,. OrleansBistro. Jon Basebase being asked to be a politi­ a filmSayles plans to start Contemporary; Horatio'.s. Kawika Finfrock Variety; MontereJBay Jonny Dreamers cian like all the ones shooting in Louisiana next & the Va riety; Monterey Ca nnersOut rigger. Bay Canners Wa rd. before him, to take the month. "It's about the rela­ Keoa Variety;fairy Roger &isl. Kawika Finfrock side of his constituents tionship between two Va riety; Monterey Bay Leroy KahakuContemporary; Black Orchid. Canners Outrigger. even when he knows women," he says, "one 5:30 - 9:30 p.m. Keoa Va riety;]o/�JIRo ger &isl. Live Paradise Variety; Wa ikiki Broiler. something might be who's paralyzed and the Kontrast Rock; Moose McGillyrnddy 's wrong." other who's her caretaker. Loretta Ables Trio Jazz; LewersLoun ge. Wa ikiki. Love Goelz Rock; No Name Bar. 9:30 p m. These are just two of It's going to be a comedy, Leroy . KahakuContempora1y; Black Orchid Mahi Beamer Contemporary Hawaiian; • the many plot threads we hope." 5:30 - 8:30 p.m. Andrew's. Live Paradise that weave throughout Source: SF Weekly Va riety; \llai/.>iki Broiler. Mojo Hand Blues; SilverFox Lounge. October 30, 1991 • Honolulu We ekly • 7 Uve MusicVenues Jolly RogerEas� 150 Kaiulani AR Oasis Niteclub,2888 \\a ialae Ave. 2 Anna Bannanas,2440 S. llcn:tania 923-W1 34-3; St. 946-5190 I.aSalsa. Rest aurant Row, 500Ala Orson's,5 I loolaiSt., Kailua. �lo:ma Blvd. 536-i828 7262-2306 Andrew's, Ward Centre, 1200Ala �foana Blvd. 523-86� I.ewers Lounge, Halekulani. 2199 ParadiseLounge, Hilton Hawaiian Banyan Veranda. Sher.non.\ loana Kalia Rd. 923-2311 Village, 2005Kalia Rd. 949-4321 Surfrider, 2353 Kalakaua Ave. Mahina Lounge, Ala Moana I Iotel, Pecos River Cafe. 99-016 922-3111 �JO AtkinsonDr. 955-481 I Kamehameha H\\)' . Aiea. 487-7980 Maile Room,Kahala I lilton l Iotd, Pink's Garage, 955 Waimanu St. BlackOrchid, Restaur.mtRm, , 500 5000Kahala Ave. '3+221 I 537-1555 Ala �loana Blvd. 521-3111 & Cafe Sistina. 1314 S. li.ing St. Malia's Cantina,.l l I Lewer;St. Ramsay Galleries Cafe,l 128 526-0071 922-7808 Smith St. 53"-ARTS Captain's Room, l lawaii Prince Monterey Bay Cannc� Rcni's,98- 713 Kuahao Pl.. Pearl 1 lc�d. 100I lolomoana St. 956-1 l I l Outrigger 2335 Kalakaua Ave Cin·. 41{'-_1625 922-5761 Sruttlebun's, 120 llekili St.. Coffeeline. 1820 L'nirer;itv. .1,e 9-1-.1611 Monterey BayCanners Kailua. 262-1818 CoffeeManoa. 2H5l E. )bnoa Rd. Pearlridge,98-1005 �fo.tnalua Rd. Silver Fox Lounge. 19 \. Hotel St. 988-511,\ ,x--0048 5,\t-9215 Fast Eddie's. 52 One,m. St Monterey BayCanners Ward SpindrifterKabala. 1169 l\ :ualae Kailua. 261-/6(11 1200Ala .\loan:illlvd. 5,l()-619" Are. -r -9H �loose McGillycuddy's. \IO Steamer's. 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BayCc1 1111ers Wa rd Picture WindowContempora ry; Sp indri.fter Kawika Finfrock Va riety; Monterey Bay Kabala. Ca 1111ersOulli gger. SydetteJazz: Le1l'ersLou nge. Keoa Va riety; Joi()' Roger East. Wes Hamrick Classical, Jazz: Jlai/e Roo111. Leroy KahakuContempora1y: Black On-/Jicl 5:30 8:30 p.m. 4/Monday Live Paradise \ariety; Waikiki Broiler Ernie Shea Jazz: \fabi11a J.o1111ge. Local Band Night TI1ree progressi\'e rock Good Ole Boyz Country: Pecos Ril'er Cafe. acts; \\ c1ce \l"aihiki. Exit 8 Contemporary lla\\'aiian; ,1/011tere)' Loretta Ables Trio Jazz: Leu•ers Lounge Nalu Naiu Va nety: itolller�l'Bm· Cc11111e1�· Pearl- ,\eu· Orll!m1s Bistro. Mojo Hand Blues: Sill'er FoxLo1111 ge. Bt(J' Ca 1111e1�· Pear/ridge. Va riety: l/011tere1·· Ba) · ' Cm111ers Pearl- 1ic(1w Billy the Kid Hock: La Salsa. Nalu Va riety: .llonter�r Bay Ca1111ers Pear/­ J.P. Smoketrain Light Rock, R & B: No ricf.e,e Pam Gamboa Top '-10; No Excuse Dance: Black Orchid. 10 p.111. 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Horatio's. Jive Sisters (Shari Lynn and Annie Maclach­ Zig ZagClassic Rock; Fast &ldie's. 12 a.m. Jimmy Borges Jazz; Paradise Lounge. Augie Rey & City Lights Salsa, Dance; Bistro. Russ Donnelly Folk, Country; Jo lly Roger lan) and directed by Lawrence Blake, a for­ KapenaContemporary Hawaiian; Steamer's. NicholasNickolas. mer soloist with the Joffrey Ballet. This 2/Saturday Kawika Finfrock Variety; MontereyBay Carol Atkinson Jazz; Orson's. Waikiki. Sydette Jazz; LewersLounge. Windward Theatre Guild production of Bee­ Alisa Randolph & Musica IEJazz; CannersOutrigger. CoolCountry, Breeze Hawaiian; Sugar Bar. Cafe Terry Gibb biiemarks the reopening of Kaneohe Marine Keoa Variety;]o/lyRo ger F.ast. Rock, R & B; Ja ron's Ka ilua. Sistina. Crush Va riety; Hot Rod Cafe . Air Station's long-dormant BoondockerDin­ Live Paradise Variety; Untouchables Dance; Nicholas Nickolas. Augie Rey a City Lights Salsa, Dance; Wa ikiki Broiler. Dread Ashanti Reggae; No Name Bar. ner Theatre. Dinner and drinksare available Loretta Ables Trio Jazz; Lewers Lounge. Wes Hamrick Classical, Jazz; Banyan NicholasNickolas. Eden Dance Rock; Wa ve Wa ikiki. beforethe show if you want 'em (thank the Mahl Beamer Contemporary Hawaiian; Ve ra nda. Backstreet Blues; Jaron's Kailua. Ernie SheaJazz; Mabina Lounge. goodfolks at the Marine MoraleWe lfare and Betty Loo Taylor & Derryl McKay Jazz; Andrew's. Exit 8 Contemporary Hawaiian; Monterey Recreation Department). Boondocker The­ atre, Kaneohe Marine Air Station: Opens Thur. 10/31, runs Thursdays - Sundays, 8 p.m. through 11/17. $24 with dinner, $15 without. 922-2227 TheBlind Giant is Dancing See Theater Pick. MOROCCAN CUISINE Fallen Angels This Noel Coward comedy tells the story of two friends - happily mar­ H onolulu's newest and most unusual international ried women, both - who once had flings restaurant. Owners Glenn Chu and Moroccan born with the same man. Things get sticky when Christopher Hajji roll out a magic carpetnightly to indulge the man shows up just when - wouldn't dinerswith delectable cuisine served with authentic flair and you know it -both women's husbands are out of town. You can probably flesh out the genuine hospitality. A sensuous experience awaits guests who rest. Co-directed by Diamond Head's Jim are led to carpeted dining areascompl ete with plush sofas, Hutchinson and the inimitable Terence gigantic floorcushions and hassock-style chairs. Kick offyour Knapp. Diamond Head Theatre, 520 Maka­ shoes, relaxand �lect froma la carte items to lavishfeasts . puu Ave.: Opens Fri. 11/1, runs We dnesdays - Saturdays, 8 p.m.; Sundays, 4 p.m. through Serviceis discreetly attentive and informative. Bellydancers 11/17. $7 - $25. 734-0247 furtherenhance this memorable experience. HoldingBack theThis Oceal original play by StarvingArtists' Godfrey Hamilton starts The Weekly Eater feast nightly 6 - 10 pm its run at home followingcritically endorsed tours to London and San Francisco. Essen­ ****Star-Bulletin 4614Kila uea Avenue • Kahala • 735-5522 tially a one-man piece (company director Mark Pinkosh is the one man) about a gay love affairbetween a haole and a Hawaiian 8 • October 30, 1991 • Honolulu We ekly 1

cent, and similar numbers have been unused neurons, it's possiblewe have mentioned by various lesser known untapped potential. Studies with rats parties. suggest that just as muscles grow Whatever the source, such figures stronger with exercise, so does the have no scientific basis except in the brain.Rats raisedin stimulatingenvi­ most limited sense. Serious brain ronments had thicker cerebral cor­ 11/30. A LittleBit of Saigon, 1160 Maunakea one of Chauncey Carter's transformations of St. 528-3663 trashinto art. Ongoing. Something Cafe, researcherssay that while we perhaps texes, larger neurons, more Good don't use our brains as efficiently as New Moon Rising Acrylic and oil pastel 301B Hahani St., Kailua. 262-8792 connections between neurons, more paintings of local scenes by Eddie Yoon. of we might, there's no evidence we ThirtyYears TheHonolulu Adv ertiser glial (support) cells, and so on. In Opens Fri., 11/1 and runs through 11/30. GalleryMixed media works from over 100 have vast unused abilities. other words, good books, snappy Bakkus Gallery, 928 Nuuanu Ave. 528-4677 artists previously shown at the Gallery. Admittedly no one has ever tested conversation and a regular dose of Hawaii Imported Artsand Crafts Pieces Through 12/4. Tbe Honolulu Advertiser all the tens of bil­ the Straight Dope may make you from China, Thailand, Burma,Bali and more. Gallery, 605 Kapiolani Blvd. 526-1322 lions of neurons in smarter. But don't get your hopes Ongoing. Waterfa llGallery, 1160A Nuuanu UH GradStudents' Exhibit UH grad artists a given brain. up. Skeptics say what the rat stud­ Ave. 521-6863 show works in painting, printmaking, sculp­ You've certainly ies prove is not that an enrichedenvi­ Hawaii paintingsMonet-like landscapes of ture, fiber,ceramics and glass at their annual got a few spares; ronment will make you smarter but Oahu by Dennis Morton, including paint­ exhibit. Opens Sun. 11/3, 4 - 6 p.m., and ings of Kaneohe Bay, Kailua Beach and runs mrough 12/13. ArtDe pt. Gallery, UH otherwise no one would recover only that a deprived one will make Mauna Kea. Opens 11/1 and runs through Manoa campus. 956-8251 froma stroke. But attempts to map you dumber. 11/30. Robyn Buntin Galleries, 900A Mau­ UH Student Photos 14 studentsfrom Art nakea St. 523-5913 407, an independent-study class, show their I'll show you yours if you'll show me varied works. Through 11/1. ArtDept. Com­ mine!A slide lecture improvisation duet by mons Gallery, UH Manoa campus. 956-7615 Peter Chamberlain and David Hamilton. Uldyo£Japanese woodblockprints by mas­ Wed.10/30, 7:30 p.m. Art Bldg., UH Manoa ters Yoshitoshi, Hasui and Yoshida. Opens campus. 956-8251 11/1 and runs mrough 11/30. RobynBuntin Innocence & Experience Nicholas Galleries, 900A Maunakea St. 523-5913 Africano's paintings, sculptures and works Yvonne Cheng: Works on PaperCheng on paper. Through 11/10. Tbe Contemporary takes a new direction in collage by layer­ Museum, 2411 Makiki Heights Dr.526- 1322 ing Japanese rice and Thai mulberry Jarun Thammakul Oil paintings. Through papers in muted colors. Through 11/24. 11/30. Moratin Gallery, 3 N. Pauahi St. Honolulu Academy of Arts, 900 S. Bere­ 521-9669 tania St. 538-3693 0 Jason Impres.sionisticIzumi landscapes and C florals,acrylics on watercolor paper. Through 11/15. JuniperArts GalleryFraming, and 404 Wa rd Ave. 599-4800 Learning l Is Hawaii'sMelting Pot Racist? The first vi JulieHalpern Paintings. Through 12/1. Tbe tlO Contemporary Museum Cafe, 2411 Makiki of three "Rethinking Columbus & Cook" 0-2 Heights Dr. 526-1322 forums commemorating Peace and Justice - C Masks!Designs from wearable masks of Wee k.Speakers include Kawaipuna Prejean, 0 ·;:; rag paperto wall-mounted ceramicmasks. A Dr. Belinda Aquino, Dr. David Stannard, .._"' masked ball follows the opening. Through Hank Raymonds and Daphne Barbee 11/2. Gateway Gallery, 1050 Nuuanu Ave. Wooten. Campus Center Courtyard, UH -� 599-1559 Manoa campus.: Tues. 11/5, noon. Free. Masks ofPele Collages with clay, hand­ 956-7235 dyed paperand crumpledtextures bySusan JoiningHands for Quality Tourism A con­ Rogers-Aregger.Through 31.10/ Ramsay Gal­ ference fortrav el-industryand heritage-inter­ leries & Cafe, 1128 Smith St. 537-ARTS pretation professionals.Sample topicsinclude community-basedtourism development and out the cerebral cortex, the center of MscusLee Recent paintings of landscapes have often heard it said humans But wait, you say. What about eco-tourism. There will aslo be a roundtable "use only 10 percent of our the higher mental functions, have and local folks.Through 11/23. Cafe Che memory? Obviously we accumulate Pasta, 1001 Bishop St. 524-0004 discussionon the negative impactof tourism brains. " (Whypeople make a not found large areas that don't do memories; obviously thebrain is also Manoa Watercolors Paintings by John on indigenous cultures. Sheraton Wa ikiki: point of saying this to me I'm anything. The general view is that finiteand has some limit to its capac­ LaRue. Runs through 11/12. The Gallery on Sun. 11/3 - Fri. 11/8. $500. Daily rates also not sure.) But fo r all the times the brain is too small (j ust three ity. What percentage of memory the Pali, 2500 Pali Hwy. 595-4047 available. 956-9660 I've run across this statement, pounds), uses too many resources capacity do we use? We don't know OaxacanFiguras The Mexican folk art of SuperstitionsA spooky Planetarium show no one has ever cited a source (20 percent of body oxygen utiliza­ enough even to hazard a guess. Old carving animals evolved from fathers carving with witches, werewolves and horseshoes, nor explained precisely what it tion though it accounts forjust 2 per­ people find it harder to learn, but toys ford1eir kids. This show includes Pink­ explaining the origins of superstitious beliefs and their relationship to d1e heavens Bishop means. Does it mean only 10 per­ cent of weight) and has too much to that's probably more due to deterio­ faced coyote musicians, orange giraffes, Museum, cent of the neurons ever fire at all, do for 90 percent of it to be com­ polka-dotted turkeys, red armadillos, minia­ 1525 Bernice St.: Daily at 11 a.m. ration and mental rigidity (which may & 2 p.m., Fri. and Sat. at 7 p.m. Reservations pletely comatose. ture cows and mermaids. Opens 11/1 and leaving the other 90 percent to atro­ or may not have some neurological for evening shows required. $2.50. 848-4102 phy? This would explain quite a bit Obviously not all of the brain is runs mrough 11/30. Robyn Buntin Galleries, basis) than to a lack of capacity. 900A Maunakea St. 523-5913 about politics and college athletics, in use at once. At any given time Some popular beliefs about brains Landscape paintings by Jack only about 5 percent of the neurons Paintings but it doesn't seem appropriatefo r do have a basis in fact. Though the Delaney and Chinese brush paintings by Cai most functioningadults. As some­ are active, the only sense in which question is still disputed, it's possible Tian Xiong. Through 11/1. Robyn Buntin Whatevahs Chopsticks and China VI Afundraiser for one with an above averagenu mber the old saw is even close to true. that afterage 30 you do lose 100,000 Galleries, 900 Maunakea St. 523-5913 of active brain cells, perhaps you (Good thing, too, or you'd have the The Outdoor Circie. Workshops include brain cells a day (or at least some Photosof Kenya, Tanzania & ZaireLeslie haku-making, ikebana, food styling,creative equivalent of a grand mal seizure, a can unravel these mysteries. -Eugene large number). Studies suggest that Ringe capturesthe wildest of Africa's wildlife. table settings andtrashless entertaining (that's Dillenburg, Chicago mental electrical storm in which all between early adulthood and age 90 Tarzan not included. Through 1/2/92. Par­ entertaining without trash, not entertaining the neurons fire continually.) The adise Park, 3737 Manqa Rd. 922-0202 The 10 percent statistic has been the cortex loses between 10 and 30 without booze). McCoy Pavilion, Ala Moana parts of the brain are highly special­ percent of its neurons. The remain­ Pote Sangawongse Oil paintings. Park: Sat. 11/2, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $15. 943-9658 attributed to pioneering psycholo­ Through 11/30. Moratin Gallery, 3 N. ized, and some areas are more active 9th TemariAnnual Trash& TreasureCraft gist and philosopher William James ing neurons develop more cross con­ Pauahi St. 521-9669 than others depending on the task at Fair Craftsinclude traditional Japanese tex­ (1842-1910). I haven't been able to nections with other cells, presumably Oil paintings. Khewnok's hand. But all the parts do something, Sanit Khewhok tiles, paper, cards, wood, iron works and confirm thathe gave a specific per­ to help pick up the load. Booze prob­ imaginary con5tructionscontain some objects and it seems safe to say that over clothing at dlis fundraiser for Temari, Center centage, but he did say "we are mak­ ably snuffs a few brain cells, too - that are identifiable and others that are more time you use pretty much all of your for Asian and Pacific Arts. McKinley Higb ing use of only a small part of our at any rate, it kills nerve cells in rats. abstract. Unusual juxtapositions are created brain, just as most peopleuse alltheir School, 1039 S. King. St.: Sun. 11/3, 9 a.m. - possible mental and physical I can believe it. I can still remember to suggest a mystical reality "beneath the 2 p.m. Free. 735-1860 muscles to at least some degree. skin." Opens Tues. 11/5 and runs d1rough resources" a great deal, of course. But Lord, the Pro,.Choice Rallies Demonstrate in sup­ (The Energies of Men, In fact, muscles are a useful anal­ 11/27. Koa Ga/le1y, KCC. 734-9255 1908). Anthropologist Margaret things I've forgot. port of reproductivefreedom. These rallies ogy. While we probably don't have Subterfuge Birgitta Leitner·s uses organic are also targeted toward the Nov. 4 hearing Mead supposedly said we use 6 per- - CECIL ADAMS much extra capacity in the sense of elements, such as seed pods, to express in Honolulu of a case that challenges Guam's alientation and isolationwithin a framework statute that outlaws abortions. State Capitol and the horrible extremes of homophobia, AdventuresPaintings, collages and mixed Bits Pieces& Ceramics by the Mad Potter of fusion/fragmentation in her abstract oil Rotunda: Sun. 11/3, 1 p.m. Downtown Post 4 paintings. Opens Fri. 11/1, 6 - 8 p.m., and Oceanalso incorporates traditionalhula, per­ media pieces by Ute Kersting. Through of Palolo, Stephen Murin. Runs through Offu:e Bldg., S. King and Richards: Mon. 11/4, formed by Na Wai Eha O Puna's Ryan Keola 11/23. Che Pasta, 3571 Waialae Ave. 735- 11/12. TbeGallery on the Pali, 2500Pali Hwy. runs through 11/22. Keiko Ha tano Studio & 12 p.m. .545-1722 or 530-9317 Brown. StarvingArtists recommends this one 1777 595-4047 Gallery, 903 Wa imanu St. 536-4899 forages 17 and above only. Kawaiahao The­ Alex KatzSmall oil paintings on board and Bob McWIUlamsCeramic teapots, wall TheArt of Recyclosis A bottle-cap/pull-tab See our special Halloween atre, Mid-Pacific Institute: Fridays and Sat­ masonite. Through 11/17. Contemporary pieces and sculpture. Through 11/1. Koa baby sea turtle swimming to heaven is just Calendaron Page 12 urdays, 8 p.m.; Sundays, 6:30 p.m. through Museum, 2411 Makiki Heights Dr. 526-1322 Gallery, KCC. 734-9255 11/10. $12. 942-1942 Basically Black: The DarkSide of Art Chuck Close Color Polaroids. Through The press release says the only guideline is 11/17. ContemporaryMus eum, 2411 Makiki "the limited paletteof basic black." Through Heights Dr. 526-1322 11/2. Gateway Gallery, 1050 Nuuanu Ave. Expressive Modes Recent and retro­ Art 599-1559 spective works by Anthony Kim. Through TIDES - October 30 to November 5 WEDNESDA Y THURSDA Y FRIDA Y SATURDA Y SUNDA Y MONDA Y TUESDA Y ..... 6AM NOON 6l'M Robyn• Buntin lAM NOON 6PM 6AM NOON 6PM Galleries Monday-Saturday, 9-5 p.m. Open Sundays, 1030 330

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It takes money to produce good newspapers and here they're unwilling to spend enough of the tons that they make... The Leading Edge in Custom Photo Lab Service ... Editorial people make good Computer Photocomp9sition and money with good benefits, so it's a Photo Retouching comfortable existence. There's not 1051 Waimanu Street • Honolulu, Hawaii 96814 much training or leadership at the Ph: 533-2836 FAX: 521-7351 top, very little challenge ... October 30, 1991 • Honolulu Weekly•11 .� exotic/original, most elaborate, most out­ KabalaHilton's Halloween Costume Child & Family Service.Ma rket Ci(l' Mall, Safe Halloween Here's a chance to rageous,most risque. Music by Raz. Fish­ contest grand prize is a two-night stay at 2919 Kapiolani Blvd.: Thur. 10/31 5:30 - experience a 7.5 ea,thquake on an ani­ Spooky erman's Wharf, 1009 Ala Moana Blvd.: Kahala Hilton. Music by Kit Samson and 8:30 p.m. $2. 734-6282 mated stage. Dinosaurs, treats, games, Wed. 10/30, $40 per person, $70 cou­ The Sound Advice in the Maile Lounge. McSkullyShopping radio CetdetKPOI costl)mecontest and prizes. Part of the ple. 923-7529 KabalaHilton, 5000 Kabala Ave.: Thur. will broadcast live from 5:30 - 9:30 a.m. entrance fee goes to UNICEF. Paradise Doings Fast Eddie'sHalloween Party Music 10/31, 9 p.m. 734-2211 The costume contest theme is, "Show Park,3737 Manoa Rd.: Thur. 10/31, 3:30 Annalla•aias' BashFeaturing a mid­ by the Barkin' Spiders. $1,000 in cash us how scary you look when you wake - 8:30 p.m. $2.95. 988-0200 night costume contest with a prize of and prizes for a costume contest with up!" Free Safe-Glo necklaces available $100 in Anna's gift certificates, plus T­ three categories - best overall, scariest fortricksters. McCully Shopping Center, shirtsand hats.With the North American and most original. Fast Eddie's, 52 corner of Mccully St. and Kapiolani Oneawa St., Kailua: Thur. 10/31, 8 p.m. Blvd.: Thur. 10/31, 5:30 - 9:30 a.m. Free. 'ti! everyone crawls away. $5. 262-8561 599-1551 Halloween Beneath the Wave Fea­ Monster MashRub bones with scary Upcoming turing creepy creatures from the deep, sophomores. This UH party features no doubt. Over $1,300 in cash and dancing, movies and, yes ... a haunted prizes, with $500 cash and prizes to the house. Campus Center Ballroom, UH Stories: best "under the sea" costume. Music by Manoa Campus: Wed. 10/30 & Thur. Eden. Wa ve Wa ikiki, 1877 Kalakaua 10/31, 6 p.m. - midnight. $4. 956-7235 Ave.:Thur. 10/31, 9 p.m. $10 advance. Parking Lot Party Get this -Jaron's 21/6 941-0424 Kailua has a Bobbing for Body Parts Trouble in Haunted House Seven chambers of booth with prizes depending on what horror, plus food and games. Presented part you get. Prizes also forthe Horror Jawaiian Land by the Hawaii Jaycees to benefit the Trivia Quiz. Best Costume winner March of Dimes. Dole Ca nnerySquare, receives $100 and a weekend getaway. Bush Band to keep everyone howling. 650 Iwilei Rd.: Wed. 10/30, 6 - 11 p.m., Music by Backstreet and the Pagan 21/13 Anna Bannanas, 2410 S. Beretania St.: Thur. rn31. 3 - 11 p.m. $2 advance, $3 Babies. Jaron 'sKa ilua, 201A Hamakua Thur. 10/31, 9 p.m. $1. 946-5190 at door. 536-10--15 Dr., Kailua: Thur. 10,'31, 8 p.m. - 2 a.m. Susan Faludi BishopMuseum's Halloween Tricks Hula's Tabloid Halloween Party A Cover charge. 262-6768 Speaks: 'n' Treats 1991 A make-believe. keiki­ scandalous patty with shocking head­ Pinkcadillac Homemade HorrorVideo size neighborhood built by UH archi­ lines and photos on a triple-page tabloid Let's Get Ugly This Restaurant Row Contest with a $600 car stereo as grand An interview tecture students awaits trick-or-treaters 10 spread. Over $1,000 in cash and prizes do features keiki and adult costume prize. $1,000 in cold cash for the best with the Wall yrs. and under. 200 carved pumpkins with $400 for the best "tabloid theme" contests with music by Alaka'i and The costume. Other categories include most will be on display and the Sharks af ter costume. Hula 's Bar & Lei Stand, 2103 Score. Some proceeds benefit Easter original, most horrifying and sexiest. Street ,ournal Dark exhibit will be open. Bishop Kuhlo Ave.: Thur. 10/31, 8 p.m. - 2 a.m. Seals. Restaurant Row, 500 Ala Moana Pink Cadillac, 478 Ena Rel.:Thur. 10/31, Museum, 1525 BerniceSt.: Thur. 10/31, $10 advance. 923-0669 Blvd.: Thur. 10/31, 6 - 10 p.m. Free. 9 p.m. $8 and $10 (under 21) 942-5282 Reporter 5:30 - 8:30 p.m. Free. 817-3511 It's Not aHaunted HouseA carnival 533-3619 Pink's Garage Midnight Rock Bash Exotic Masquerade Party on the with dart throwing, a fishing pond, face Malket CityHalloween Spooktacular with The Noize and Giomi. Miller Beer Honolulu Ocean Get wicked on the waves. A painting, bean bag tic-tac-toe and, of An alternativeto trick-or-treating in the Specials and $200cash forbest costume. risque party aboard the 70' Hokunani course, candy. First Baptist Ch urch of streets,this event features a foggypump­ Pink's Garage, 955 Wa imanu St.: Thur. Weekly for"alternative lifesty le" swingers. Cos­ Honolulu, 1313 Pensacola St.: Thur. kin patch with a witch, a fortune teller 10/31, 9 p.m. $5 advance, $7 at door. tume contest categories include: most 10/31, 6:30 - 9 p.m. Free. 521-4708 and other surprises. Proceeds benefit 537-1555 r ------, I I Bickerton I I Ramos-Saunders I I Dang & Bouslog I I ,Attorneys at Law Three Waterfront Plaza, Suite 500 I I 500 Ala Moana Blvd., Honolulu, 96813 I I Phone: (808J 599-3811, FAX: 533-2467

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