Tuition Mahar Plans Suit May Rise OnContract Breach by Phil Plourd Fordham could have handled the situation 12 Percent Former Assistant Basketball Coach with "moreclass." Buddy Mahar is planning to sue the University "It has left a very bad taste in my for breach of contract, an article in the Daily mouth," Mahar said. by Matthew Browne News reported last week. McLaughlin said that he blames Penders The University Budget Planning Mahar, an assistant under the departed for not seeing to his assistants before he left Committee drafted a proposal to raise tuition Tom Penders, was let go after Penders decided Fordham. by 12 percent and to increase the room and to take the head coaching job at the University board fees by a minimum of 12 percent for the of Rhode Island in early October. Because he 1987-88 academic year. The recommendation had a contract until March 31, 1987, Mahar the University will be reviewed by University President said that he feels the University owes him Buddy Mahar Joseph O'Hare, S.J., and sent for approval by about $16,000. "As far as I'm concerned," Quinn was the Board of Trustees December 9. could hive handled According to Penders and Mahar, it was quoted in the Daily News, "we both had valid The proposed increase would raise tuition a stipulation in Fenders' contract that the two contracts, irrespective of Penders'. For the ai Fordham College and The College of full-time assistant coaches—Mahar and the situation with amount of money that is in the dispute, the Business Administration from $6,850 to Interim Head Coach Bob Quinn—would re- University could have handled the situation $7,672 and would raise the room and board ceive full compensation even if Penders re- with more empathy and class." fee from $4,000 to a minimum of about signed or was fired. move empathy " McLaughlin added that he is confident $4,500. If the proposal is approved by the Athletic Director Frank McLaughlin said the University will make some compensation Board of Trustees, the total cost for that the actual arrangement linked the -Bob Quinn to Mahar. undergraduates who reside on campus will be assistant coaches' contracts to the head "We are concerned about Buddy Mahar over $12,000. coach's contract. "When Tom came back from URI [and as a person," McLaughlin said in an interview The 12 percent rise will bring tuition at "Our assistants are under University con- asked for a contract extension], I asked him with The Ram Wednesday. "He was left in a the Law School to $10,416, an increase of tracts," McLaughlin said Wednesday. about Buddy and Bob [Quinn]," McLaughlin lurch due to Tom Penders. 1 hope that [Uni- $1,116. Cost per credit hour at the College at "Accompanying those contracts are letters of said. "Tom said ttiat Fprdharn would take versity President] Father O'Hare and [Vice Lincoln Center and the School of General appointment. In that letter it says that the as- care of them, and I said 'not true.' Besides President for Student Affairs] Jay McGowan Studies will increase by $23 to $213. For the sistant is hired at the will of the head coach, that, I'd says that 95 percent of the time a see the same thing. Though there is nothing graduate schools of Arts afid Sciences, and the contract was based on his." head coach will take his assistants with him." legally binding, Fordham will do something to |Religion and Religous Education, and Mahar was quoted by Daily News sports- Quinn said that he felt the assistants both help Buddy—more out of goodwill than any- Education the cost will rise $24 per credit writer C.L. Smith Muniz as saying that he felt had valid contracts. thing else." hour from $220. The Graduate School of Social Services will increase its fee to $258 from $230 and the Graduate School of Business Administration will increase its cost by $31, to $286. Joseph Cammarosano, executive vice Plourd Cuts Hair, president, said that a major reason for the large recommended increase in fees is because ol the University's need to maintain high Gets Position standards in relation to other leading colleges, especially those that are in competition with rordham for enrollment. The average The editorial board of Volume 68 of The '"crease in tuition for the 1986-87 academic Ram is pleased (and relieved) to announce that year at institutions which had an overlap in Phil Plourd, FC '89, will take over the reigns applicants of four percent or more with of The Ram as editor in chief of Volume 69. wdham College and C.B.A. was 10 percent, As far back as collective Ram memory goes, | while the University increased its tuition by Plourd is the first sophomore-and a cocky one '°"ly eight percent. This discrepancy allows at that- to hold the position. Feeling that he continued on page 3 had accomplished all that he could in sports and knowing that Mike Lupica has the Daily News spot all sewn up, Plourd went for the top job. Who Is This Man? "Hey, look, I write lean hard prose. I knew it was perfect for me after I made that lead sing in my front page D-house fire article," Plourd said while pounding his fist on John Roussey's head. Newly-appointed executive editor, Nick Before Katsoris, CBA '88, could not be reached for comment due to the fact that he was being and after- held in a Massachusetts jail cell for allegedly attempting to transport his 12-year-old The Ram girlfriend across state lines. "He had whips and chains in his trunk, a bottle of Uzo in the makes a man, glove compartment, and the girl was crying and a cocky because she left her cabbage patch doll at home," said the arresting officer. one at that, Apparently, Katsoris was clutching Tina Turner's autobiography much like a bible. out of a, well, Co-executive editor, Matthew Browne, FC '89, baby-faced and bleary-eyed, opted to give wimp. continued on page 5 2 THE RAM Thursday, December 4.1986 THE CAB CALENDAR

Wednesday, Friday, Decembej December 5th Reading Dayj Cultural Affairs, a committee of MEN'S SQUASH — Fordhham vs. Campus Activities Board, sponsors a Sunday, Princeton, home at 4 p.m. rip to The Nutcracker Suite Ballet, A Christmas Gathering on Martyrs us leaves MGC at 6:30 p.m. December 7tl Court Terrace. A Service of carols, W.A.C. Christmas Party, featuring CINEVENTS and Special "Events/ readings, and poems. Fordham "The Touch." at 9 p.m. committees of C.A.B., presents A University Community welcome Christmas Caroj at 7 p.m. in Keating sponsored by Martyrs' Court Mimes and Mummers presents Resident LifevStaff. Shakespeare's The Tempest at 8 p.m. 1st. in Collins Auditorium. $2 w/ID, $4 Mimes^and Mummers presents w/out. ^*v hakespeare's The Tempest at 2 p.m. Fordham University Board presents in Collins Auditorium. $2 w/ID, $4 concert in the MGC Ballroom at 8 w/out. Thursday, p.m. $2. v^%^ MEN'S BASKETBALL^-Shoc^er December 11th Shootout, away at 7 p.m. (Wichita, Reading Day S.E. Louisiana* Northern Illinois) onday, December 8th Last Day of Classes! Concerts, a committee of C.A.B., sponsors The Smithereeens, The Saturday, Neats, The Del Lords at 9 p.m. in th December 6th Cafeteria. Mimes and Mummers presents Shakespeare's The Tempest at 8 p.m. in Collins Auditorium $2 w/ID, $4 w/out. MEN'S BASKETBALL-Shocker Tuesday, Shootout, away at 9 p.m. (Wichj Tickets on Sale S.E. Louisiana, Northern Illinois)0" December 9th for WOMEN'S BASKETBALL-Lady Reading Day The Smithereens, Rams vs. Drexel University, home at 3:00 ^ MEN'S BASKETBALL-Rams vs. Hartford, away at 7:30 p.m. The Neats ^ FORDHAM ROWING ASSOCIATION: and ^Annual "Off-The-Water" Party for WOMEN'S BASKETBALL-Lady Crew. Parents, Alumni and Friends. Rams vs. Yale, away at 6:00 p.m. The Del Lord New Hall Lounge. in MGC. ^V Use this form to list events in the CAB Calendar

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presence of safety locks—which are on all the inspections in mid-October, he noticed that first floor windows in Sesquicentennial room 116 was missing a dead-bolt and that he Sesqui Burglaries Hall—should have prevented entrance reported it to the Office of Residential Life. through the window. The door was locked He added that after he was informed of the and dead-bolted, according to the residents. burglary, he spoke with several The burglary that occurred in room 124 administrators concerning reimbursement for Total Three Rooms was reported to DiLenge on Sunday by Savage and Brakman. resident Brian Joyce, FC'90. The only item Lisa Peterson, assistant dean of students by Bill Powers someone got into those rooms." Director of that was stolen was the student's ski jacket, for residential life, said that the residents of Security Thomas Courtney confirmed that and both the windows and the door were room 116 will be reimbursed for their stolen property since the University had not In a series of burglaries in Sesquicenten- "there was no sign of a break-in." locked and bolted, Joyce said. responded to the five-week-old work order. nial Hall over Thanksgiving break, about The first burglary was reported to the The third burglary, room 116, was $1600 worth of personal belongings were Security Office last Friday by Andreas reported to DiLenge Sunday night by Steve Peterson added that the other residents stolen from three rooms on the first floor of Ruckriegal, FC'90, resident of room 122, who Savage, FC'90. Included in the missing items would not receive any compensation for their valuables since it is clearly stated in Fordham's the dormitory, according to Tom DiLenge, returned early from Thanksgiving break to were Savage's stereo/cassette player and residence halls contract that the University is resident assistant for the floor. find his room in disarray. Stolen from the Walkman, as well as his roommate's TV/Radio and alarm clock. not responsible for personal thefts. DiLenge said that there were no signs of room was his roomate's stereo/cassette player forced entry, making it unclear how access and gold chain, and his Walkman and winter According to Ross Brakman, FC'90, "The other students will not be reimbursed by the University," Peterson said. was gained to the rooms. coat. Savage's roommate, both the windows and "It's kind of suspicious," DiLenge said. the door were locked, although "we never had "That is why it is important for students to Ruckriegal said that although one of the have home-owners insurance on their "We would really like to figure out how windows was unlocked, he felt that the a dead-bolt lock installed." DiLenge said that during the first room valuables." academic year, Fordham professors, associate professors and graduate assistants ranked in the top fifth (quintile 1) in terms of salary, and Budget Fordham fell into the second quintile only in the category of compensation for professors. continued from page I During the 1985-86 academic year, however, other institutions to attract higher quality boranam teachers ranked in the second faculty members and provide better services quintile in every salary and compensation for its students, he said. category except salary for associate professors. "Every time we move, other institutions are moving faster and that makes it more difficult to remain competitive," "/fs like the mechanical Cammarosano said. "It's like the mechanical rabbit and the greyhound—we never seem to rabbit and the catchup." According to Cammarosano, the greyhound." University's attempt to attract students by keeping costs down did not work. Despite maintaining a low tuition, Fordham has Cammarosano said that the University experienced declining enrollment in recent must maintain high standards with regard to' years, and Cammarosano indicated that the salary and compensation for teachers if it University may have leaned too much toward wants to be competitive among Category 1 the lower range in terms of expenses. institutions. A main consideration in the budget "Unless you have a competitive salary proposal was Fordham's ranking among scale it is going to be extremely difficult to Category 1 colleges (multi-school, degree- attract good people and hold them," granting institutions) regarding salary and Cammarasono said. compensation for teachers. For the 1982-83 continued un page 5 4/THERAM/Thursday, December 4,1986

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Dec. 3, 4, 5, 6 at 8 pm Dec. 7 at 2 pm $2.00 with i.d. $4.00 without THE RAM/Thursday, December 4. 1986/5 Two Burglaries Hit Frat Budget continued from page 3 by Anne Eastman In addressing the budget committee, The Kappa Delta Rho fraternity house O'Hare cited the tremendous costs of was burglarized for the second time within a operating what has become a primarily span of eight days, resulting in a substantial residential college on the undergraduate level loss of property to its residents, according to as another reason for the need to increase Mike Lyons, FC'88, president of Kappa Delta tuition and fees, he noted the rising costs of Rho. security, maintenance and services which The fraternity house, located at 2522 accompany the transition to a boarder Hughes Avenue, was broken into late in the population. evening on November 14 and 21. Vandalism "The impact of the change from a largely and property theft occurred in every private commuter school to a largely residential room in the house, according to Dave school brought with it a change in Dundara, CBA'88, fraternity brother. The expenditures that perhaps we have not fully stolen property included two television sets, appreciated," O'Hare said. "We don't want two stereos, a microwave oven, a Nikon to be wasteful but, on the other hand, we camera and lenses, a radio and assorted don't want to be penny-wise.'' jewelry. The more recent of the two burglaries took place at around midnight. The 48th Precinct was informed; a report was filed and "I look at it with a detective was assigned to review the case, according to Lyons. mixed emotions be- "1 had been told when I was out that we had been robbed, and we came back to inspect cause we want to keep the damages and then called the police at about 1:30 a.m.," said Ed Faye, CBA'88, the tuition as low as fraternity brother. 99 Faye said that the burglar(s) attempted to possible.,. force open the front door of the fraternity Although no one was present at the Lyons. house by using a type of bar. The intruder(s) fraternity house during the burglary, a "The funny thing was one time Dan lost failed to break the lock, but smashed the front description of a possible suspect was obtained his keys and he climbed in the back window —Dr. Cammarosano window and reached through to open the door from residents of 580 East 191st street, which and they (the neighbors) called the police, " from the inside, according to Faye. has also burglarized, according to Lyons. Lyons said. According to Lyons, when he One of the two private rooms in the "We know someone was seen because the asked the neighbors if they was anything at the fraternity house were broken into during the vellow house next to Pugsley's was robbed and time when the burglary occurred, they said, Other contributing factors to the increase burglary on November 21. The bedrooms they gave a description of a suspect," Lyons '"Why would we be watching your house?'" in fees discussed by the committee were a rise belonged to Dundara and John Sorice, said.. He added that the suspect was Dundara siad that locks damaged during in liability insurance from roughly $220,000 in CBA'88, and Jim Fortran, FC'87, and Dan described as being tall with dark brown hair the break-in have been repaired and upgraded. 1985 to $1,500,000 for 1987 and a decline in Muro, FC'89. and wearing a white coat. "No one is going to get in here again," he unrestricted gifts to the University in recent years. "The first weekend they got every other None of the neighbors living within a said. "We have bars on the windows and a room but ours, and then they got mine," closer proximity to the fraternity house tremendous lock on the front door." Only one member of the budget planning Dundara said. witnessed anything suspicious, according to committee suggested a smaller increase in tuition and fees. Margaret Lamb, a doctor of humanities and media studies at the Collge at The resigning editors of Volume 68 have FC '87, is presently training for his World Lincoln Center, said that the University planned a variety of activities for their post — Boxing Association title fight against John should concentrate on increasing revenue by Dweeb Ram careers. Roussey. "He's got a couple inches on me," campaigning for donations instead of Erstwhile surfer and comedian Tosches said, "but as long as he shows up for increasing costs for students. Cammarosano, extraordinaire, Pete Birle, FC '87, ex-editor in the fight on time, I'll take him." When asked however, said that there has been a trend of continued from page 1 chief, immediately announced his plans to why he had a hand in naming Plourd as editor decreasing gifts to the University and that it up ins career as a professional softball player embark on a life of inspired decadence. in chief, Tosches cried, "1 had no choice; he would be very difficult to reverse the pattern to sit in front of the old Underwood "All 1 need is a cool buzz and a tasty wave, ate my shorts." of declining gifts over a short period of time. typewriter. Soaking his ankle in epsom salts some wine, women and wampum," Birle said, Chris Coyne, FC '87, and former sports Cammarosano said that the University and muttering "fargin bastages" every other as he glanced over the latest issue of Auto editor, renowned for his late night surgical wishes to maintain a tuition that is within the minute, Browne had this to say: "Geez, I hope Shopper, looking for a custom 1968 skills on unsuspecting heads and shoulders of means of its students but needs to be realistic the Metro North runs on schedule next Volkswagon Beetle to take him all the way to finely toned veloxes, will forego a career in about meeting necessary expenditures. semester. I mean, gee whiz, I never was late LaJolla. sports writing and broadcasting to accept the lor production." Executive editor Tom DiLenge, FC '88, and position as manager of the New York Mets "I look at it with mixed emotions because News Editor Jacqueline "Mad" Hattar, FC Ballgirls. "They're h'effers, but that'll be we want to keep the tuition as low as possible. '88, were allegedly seen walking up Fordham nothing new to me. 1 went to Fordham," But, on the other hand, keeping the tuition Road, with DiLenge allegedly on the right and Coyne said with a grin. too low could be counter-productive," Hattar allegedly on the left to fend off any Cammarosano said. "Prudence dictr.tes that "I had no choke; alleged locals. you try to maintain quality and in order to Needless to say, their alleged contracts were maintain quality, you have to have funds." not renewed for Volume 69. "It's Robert Himmelberg, a professor of he [Plourd] ate my In addition, Kimberly-Marie Colon, FC '88, history, was the first member of the committee has vowed never to utter another 12 letter to suggest a 12 percent increase. He said that word, and due to her depressed and lonely the sharp rise in fees will be a burden to shorts." state of affairs, is leaving The Rain for the gotta current students but beneficial in the long run, convent. "I've come to the conclusion that after so Ram Personality-of-the-Year, Matthew many years we have to get somewhere," Joining them are Diane Byrne, FC '89, news Bertron, FC '87, and former news editor, stop!" Himmelberg said. "It's unfortunate that the editor; Mary O'Neill, FC'89, assistant news emerged from the dark confines of the velox current generation of students has to bear the room, undoubtedly influenced by the toxic editor; Amy Sivco, FC '89, copy editor; Lynne brunt of it, but...the students have a long-term Viera, FC '89, copy editor; Anne Eastman, chemicals therein. Departing business managers Joann : Berardo, FC '87, and Kris Koruda, CBA '87, interest, too. It's the strength of their t C '89, features editor; Allison Zisko, FC '90, "Sometimes 1 wonder whether I'll be able degrees." assistant features editor; Lisa Ludvik, FC '89, to sire offspring because of those chemicals," are trading in their calculators for arts editor (because she didn't have anywhere lamented Bertron. "But then 1 haven't had microphones, and plan to team with Janine else to go); Aleks Rozens, FC '89, assistant too much luck getting the babes back to the Criscione, FC'87, subscriptions, to form a The budget proposal included a arts editor; John Paradise, FC '89, sports 'Love Nest' lately anyway." disco non-stop singing group available for bar recommendation for the creation of a editor; Mike Myllek, FC '88, sports editor; Drew Mclntosh, FC '87, Volume 68's mitzvahs and dinner dances. Supposedly University fellowship program for graduate Geraldine Peters, FC '89, news photography feature editor, a man of very few words — and offered a television contract and a series students, giving particular attention to tabbing the three as the new Charlie's Angels, editor and John Roussey, FC '89, sports a staff list to match — was recently arrested by minorities, at the suggestion of John Houtze, Berado said, "We turned it clown because photography editor (because the darkroom his friends, the Guardian Angels, for selling a professor in the Graduate School of we'd never get as much money from ABC as just has too many magic memories); Yolanda crack on Wall Street. Education. we got from SAC." Ochoa, CBA '88, and Tina Doufekias, CBA "I thought 1 was being careful, and the next Cammarosano also noted that almost M, advertising managers (because they just thing 1 hear is this acne-ridden, pre- As the five outgoing senior editors left $1,000,000 will be added to financial aid ''"uicd out how to work the answering adolcscent brown-shirt screaming, 'Spread TlivKam office never to return toting a budget if the 12 percent increase is approved. machine); Toula Doufekias, CBA'89, business 'em, hairbag — you're busted,'" Mclntosh suitcase of Meister Brau, Sam the night The additional financial aid resources will help manager; and Eva Poneras, FC '89, articulated. watchman recalls hearing them rythmieally defray the increased costs for needy students, subscriptions manager. Outgoing senior sports editor Pete Tosches, chanting "It's gotta stop!" he said. 6/THE RAM /Thursday, December 4,1986

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Private Eyes was originally intended to be "We don't do that sort of thing very hours of the morning, with one purpose in While it is the season to be "jolly", and an after-work lounge but the owner, Robert often," she says. Reduced admission passes mind-to have a good time. stores and shops are setting up their Christmas Shalom, realized that more money could be for the Palladium, however, can sometimes be One of the most frequented clubs in displays, many students still have a few late made by a nightclub than by a lounge. found in the lobby of Walsh Hall. Whether Manhattan is The Limelight, located on 47 dates to keep with typewriters and textbooks. "Everyone kept asking 'where's your they appear as either earlier gifts from Santa West 20th Street. It has been a successful One of the few things that keeps a student dance floor?'," says Watts, "so we took out or as work incentive from the administration is West 20th Street. It has been a successful night going is the thought of that night on the town, the furniture and added a dance floor." questionable. Limelight is probably best known as the immediately following the last exam. Private Eyes is a one-room club with a The Palladium opened in May 1985 as a nightclub housed in a building that used to be legal capacity of three hundred patrons. The nightclub. Previously, the building had been a church. Ike Maclieaner, who has spent the club is equipped with thirty-two video screens used to accommodate a movie theater, a last year and a half working on public and two large rear projection screens. On ballroom, and a rock concert hall. The club relations for the club, feels that the building Mondays and Tuesdays, Private Eyes usually was conceived by Steve Rubell and Ian itself has helped capture the attention of the hosts corporation parties. Schrager. According to Friedman, the idea public. "The beautiful parts are preserved," "Because of our video setup, we are very was to "juxstapose the old with the new." The Macheaner stresses. During the day, while the popular with corporations," Watts Japanese architect Arata Isozaki restored the public busies itself with careers, education and comments. "They can demonstrate a product, old theatre, while creating a modern structure other forms of work, the cleanup crew gets or show their logo over the video screens." to surround the dance floor. the building conditioned for various forms of January "hungover and broke" passes The Palladium, like other nightspots, is late-night play. The floors are waxed nightly, are good towards the price of both admission fully equipped with multiple video screens that and any damages to the club incurred the and drinks. can be viewed from the dance floor. The club previous night are corrected. Free and Adrienne Paxton Unlike The Limelight, which was hardly isn't directed toward college students, so the reduced admission passes for The Limelight affected by the raise in the drinking are to increase in the drinking age hasn't caused can usually be found at Tower Records, 21, Private Eyes has seen a definite change, much change in its operations. located on Broadway in the Village, A night being hurt both at the door and at the bar. Manhattan is a busy place by day and by on the town is very accessible, and it doesn't Every year, thousands of college students The new legislation cut down on the size of the night. The light displays set up for the have to cost as much as a meal plan. Hock to Manhattgan nightclubs to celebrate club's weekend crown and on the amount of Christmas season remind us of the hurried Another club, Private Eyes, at 12 West the beginning of the holiday break. liquor consumed. "The older crowds don't shopping still to come. 21st streety, offers "hungover and broke" Manhattan nightclubs are glamorous. If drink as much," Watts explains. Between all of the test-taking, list-making nights during the month of January. the shine of lame and sequins doesn't get any Nancy Friedman, public relations and pencil sharpening, a night of dancing may "Business is slow," says manager Greg attention, an occasional mohawk will. executive for the Palladium, says that they be just what is needed to keep that holiday Watts. "Everyone lias spent their money on Nightclubs attract many different types of don't hand out too many passes. smile. People that stay in one place until the wee the holidays." 8/THE RAM/Thursday, December 4,1986

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AN RKO CINEMA 5 THEATRE Exclusive Engagement [SUTTON 57th St. and 3rd Avo. • PL 9-1411 10/THE RAM/Thursday, December 4,1986 Where's Fordham University, New York First, the Fordham administration removes issues hypocritical as to try to] of The Ram's freshmen orientation issue after deciding the very same people that purely informational material on drugs, alcohol Worse yet are the poor e. and contraceptives "would be upsetting" to parents of Wendy's had it all] Pete Birie .. Editor-in-Chief the beeH" Perhaps < TomDLLenge K ;..*.Executive Editor Peller at Fordhaml • • J administration, "Wherf Matt Bertron niews Editor fi»hil Plcurd Sports Editor When we first aj ggbis Coyne Sports Editor foolish enough to beliel Jacqueline Hattar Neyys Editor vacuum, that it did not Matthew Browne Assistant Nellys Editor <&raldine Peters... News Photography Editor real world that we hear L Lisa Ludvik P&s Editor Ainje Eastman Assit. Photography Editor seen the same problem! Nick Katsoris ^T Edltor Join Roussey.... Spirts Photography Editor PeteTosches spending, a faulty judiq Kimberly-Marie Colon iMjh Editor Yfanda Ochoa...... Advergjing Manager in things such as thd T.fta Doufekias Adve«sin| Manager "temporary" dorms,! Aleks Rozens tSfiiy Editor incoming freshmen. Then the administration pulls inferior library facilitj Diane Byrne C#y Editor 3oapn Berardo. Bu Jnesl Manager posters publicizing a lecture on drugs and alcohol abuse, expulsion of students. Drew Mclntosh Fci£Ps Edltor Kif Koruda Bu*esj>l|ina>;er fearing a "misinterpretation" of the word mandatory have come to expect an Jaline Criscione Subscripipn^ianager by prospective freshmen and their parents. Fordham. I Pete Tosches Sr. sSife Editor How interesting that an institution that claims to be But what of the clol concerned with the complete individual would be so and journalistic ethics?!

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No part of The Ram Including lext, photos, artwork and ads may be reproduced without the written consent of the editor. The Ram la composed on campus at Fordham Student Print and printed by offset lithography on recycled paper In a union printing plant. Wolf Tickets The Real Am December brings finals and papers, cggnog and presents, snow flurries and sore throats. To The Ram it brings our semi-annual Wolf Tickets, our way of specially recognizing those individuals and events Political activism is a rare thing on today's college leafletting has to occur, I that we feel deserve a little something extra. So, without further ado, we present our awards to the wolves campuses. Most people are totally concerned with inform themselves aid in sheep's clothing. schoolwork and their immediate personal lives. They opinions. Leafletting ( The "Ignorance Is Bliss" Wolf Ticket goes to both Richard Avitablc, director of admissions, and the do not have the time or desire to be interested in the many cases our society i Administration, for trying to prevent freshmen and prospective freshmen parents from discovering that larger social reality, to shoulder the responsibility we all real people. sex, drugs, and alcohol can be found on a college campus. have in a democracy. Responsibility is passed off to the Other forms of conscil The "We're Elitists and Damn Proud of It" Wolf Ticket goes to the Rev. Denis Moran, S.J., dean of or political groups on can students, and the Rev. Gerard Reedy, S.J., dean of Fordham College, for proposing the idea of an These are perfect chanw honor's dormitory with acceptance based on grade point average. Even if they had avoided drowning in out knowledge you alreaij their own pretentiousness, did they really think the idea would have held water with the student body? Student Viewpoint idea or that issue. The "A-a-a-a-n-n-y Day Now...A-a-a-a-n-n-y Day" Wolf Ticket goes to USG for promising to garner the same group] deliver the earliest ever Student Directory, while in reality producing one of the latest in recent memory. sympathetic. The wish t We're still waiting... with small groups. The desitl The "Hey, I Must Be in the Front Row" Wolf Ticket goes to Amy Kubacki, who found a seat as things on is to have • assistant director ol student activities at the beginning of the semester, but was ushered to a new post as Democracy is participant assistant dean of students for commuter services and special projects withing the span of a week. Alan Spatafore desire to be informed aboj The Aspiring Politician's Handbook Wolf Ticket goes to Frank McLaughlin, athletic director, for his Why aren't people in* endless stream of pointless bantor about an excellence which exists in his mind but nowhere else. This brings me to at The "I Know That You Believe You Understand What You Think I Said, But I Am Not Sure You people who are "interested in that stuff." This resigned introductory psychologl Realize That What You Heard Is Not What I Meant" Wolf Ticket goes to Pete O'Rourke, president of attitude toward control in our society spells danger for USG, for making statements in The Ram and proceeding to change his story several times during the week the democratic process. A passivity toward the social (depending on to whom he was speaking). future as opposed to the immediately personal future is The "Thanks for Nothing" Wolf Ticket goes to the faculty for their apathetic lack of response to our the result of a political autism — an inability to receive "Faculty Forum" column, which was practically non-existent this semester. and respond to influence form the outside world. This Participate The "Man in Command" Wolf Ticket goes to the Rev. Denis Moran, S.J., who, as the new dean of autism is not the same as the genetic one that affects students under the revised student adjudication process, holds the fate of the student body almost solely in some. Rather this is the result of real forces within this some elite his hands. society that prevent people from collectively influencing The "Marxist-Leninist Aprroach to Higher Education Wolf Ticket goes to the Rev. Joseph A. their future. O'Hare, S.J., University president, who vigorously defends the principles of academic freedom and free Political activism in any form (leafletting, lectures or do that ki speech only as long as what is said is what he wants us to hear. The recent addition of a clause to the just talking about issues amongst people), is something Student Handbook concerning guest speakers stands in blatant contradiction to the notion of a university we all should be actively engaging in if we live in a real as an institutional forum for the discussion of differing opinions and controversial ideas. democracy. Today, political activism is viewed by many section on internal and The "An Ounce of Prevention Is Worth a Helluva Lot of Money" Wolf Ticket goes to the Office of as the activity of a few leftovers from the 60's or other These centers of control Residential Lite which, instead ol putting some time and funds into keeping the dormitories secure, hud to generally flaky origins. the influences that nuikei spend even more money reimbursing students for valuables stolen as a result of defective or missing locks. 1 would argue these people are the most patriotic of people when asked ro>P» Americans. Patriotism is activity in the defense of most part control thar I" equality and justice, the foundations of real democracy. with politics? Tim i>T^ BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed rate of political \n^ The American Revolution was an active protest in light 1 mivm, -m tontmrs... of the ideal that people should have a larger say in how determined become^ " their lives were run. In this spirit, a real patriot is not "This is my Hie. ', nwnx~6tm at raid to stick out from the crowd to defend the intelligently inlincnce. interests of equality and justice. When I am out in front in the social reality «n of McGinley Center leafletting with friends this overwhelming feeling of sadness comes over me because "This society subtly* so many people arc unconcerned about what is occuring politically active. I ^ J1 in the larger social reality. They seem conditioned to to swallow the rule "I despise anyone who would like to step inside their may complain whe» "'-'bj KlUC world. If you could read their mind they'd probably be away student ^ " saying "Look, I've got no time or desire to be hassled there is no hisU'iy '" by people who arc going to tell me how to think or act." responsibility even ij w they walk on or perhaps take a leaflet out of automatic unchallenged. ^- responsibility. Note - it is a sad reflection that levels of school a:'. "HI, my name Is Fortham, Joe Foidnarn. This is the city, the Bronx. Last week I was in this little Joint called Clarke's, and this babe sidles up to the bar next to me. She had a face you could dte for. I make small talk. She listens, smiles, I'm on a mfL She asks me what kind of things rm Mo, you know, what are my favorite movies and tNngs Nw that I have to think. "Gee^ babe," I says, "I really couldn't tell ya." She shrugs. Strike one. "How about songs," she asks me, "do you have any favorite songs?" I stop to think again. It hurts. "You know, sweetheart, I never really gave it too much thought" She gives me one of those looks, like she's starving and I'm a White Castle for breakfast Strike Two. I'm in deep trouble herer I gotta come up with something quick. "Hey sugar, I says, I ain't really such a boring guy, let me buy you a drink and we'll talk politics or something." I asks Uny the bartender to set sweet pea here up with a drink. "Give the lady whatever she wants? I says, "And set me up wtlh another Calvin Cooter." "Strike three," Uny says. I made a vow that night a vow that I was gonna be less boring in the future. I was gonna find out what I like and dislike, maybe even develop a little taste. I even figured out how to do It I took a poll.

Bruce Springsteen, Buddy Holly, The Beatles, Santa Claus, The Fordham University Chorus, Jimmy Stewart, Whitney Houston, Phil Collins, Sting, David Letterman, Billy Joel, Bruce Willis, Heathclijf Huxtable, Harrison Ford, Madonna, Steve Winwood, U2, and a cast oj thousands. 1950s-1980s Thirty Years of by Pete Birle The setting was the Brooklyn Paramount Theater. The event was the first annual stage and screen live rock n' roll show. It was the late 1950's and the youth of America had ROCK K ROLL been primed and was ready. The kids couldn't wait but their parents made sure they did. This new of the decade highlighted a group someone who utterly detests the lads kind of music, coined rock n' roll by from Southern California that praised from Liverpool. New York disc jockey and host of the .an underground sport, and in doing As thousands upon thousands show Alan Freed, didn't catch the so, created a type of rock n' roll not packed themselves like sardines into older generation's fancy. What totally unlike the 50's do-wop but Shea Stadium in New York to see ensued was the premature closing of indigineously its own. The beach the Beatles, government officials the performances that night and the sound was created by none other were backing themselves into a subsequent imprisonment of Freed. than the Beach Boys, and while New corner concerning communism and Well, you can't overcome the Yorkers were "Surfin' USA," the folks Vietnam. The conflict affected the majority, or so they say. Noin Detroit were doing their share, only mind scheme of the entire American government inquiry, no police tactic, theirs was in terms of initiative. people, including its musicians. By nor any signed petition could stop the time the war had started, the rock n' roll. feelings and sentiments of the U.S. The latter half of the 50's general public were on the records belonged to one man, and one man and radios of the nation. only. It's really a shame because the The psychedelic sounds of Jimi enormous amount of talent that Hendrix and the equally psychedelic surfaced at this time was screams of Janis Joplin overshadowed by one very elastic characterized the new drug culture of here as the stuff that the Brooklyn pelvis. "The King," Elvis Presley, rock n' roll while groups like the natives can't listen to. wowed, wooed, and walloped the Doors and The Mamas and the Papas Britain sent over David Bowie United States with racy lyrics, tear- combined with the many folk singers with his pal Ziggy Stardust as well, jerking love ballads, and a basic back of the day and age, like Bob Dylan, to along with Roger Daltry, Pete home rock n' roll beat. sweep the population with sounds of Townshend, and the Who, and Phil While Elvis was making the peace, love, and harmony. Collins and the Genesis not too headlines and a lot of money, rock's It all came together at Yasgur's many fans today know about (The pioneers were blazing a trail. Bill Farm in upstate New York, where the one with Peter Gabriel). Haley and his Comets pulled phenomenon of Woodstock became The 70's was also the advent of wallflowers out of the bleachers and reality. Hundreds of thousands of the tremendous rise in "pop", Top 40 onto the dance floor with "Rock fans listened through rain, smoked rock n' roll. Late 70's radio stations Around the Clock" while Chuck Berry Gordy's Motown was off pot and took LSD, took communal flooded the airwaves with Hall and Berry sent the nation into fits of the blackboard and well in the works, baths with perfect strangers, and Oates and other groups that played delight with some very funny lyrics and superstars like the Temptations, came together through music-or cutesy rock and wrote and sang the and a bevy of awesome guitar licks. the Four Tops, Smokey Robinson and better yet, rock n'roll. kinds of tunes that can be played over "Rockabilly" maverick Jerry Lee the Miracles, and Diana Ross and The 70's saw the Rolling Stones and over again...and are. Lewis pounded out piano solos with a the Supremes were offering the come into their own as America's Pop cruised into the 80's, getting vengeance while Buddy Holly and the more recognition and response than Crickets hiccupped all the way from rock groups like Van Halen and Lubbock, Texas to New York City and Not only did the Beatles capture the hearts of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, as the big time. Americans across the land, they introduced some diverse as they are sound in rock n1 Also during this period, do- roll theory. Michael Jackson and woppers and rock crooners came into of the best rock n'roll music of all time. Thriller made millions, while Tina prominence, with such groups as the Turner, Madonna, and Cyndi Lauper Mello Kings, Little Anthony and the country quite a different sound. At favorite British group of the day while showed everybody that girls just want Imperials, the Crests, and the Five times as upbeat as the Beach Boys' American bands were trying to create to have fun (and sell lots of records). Satins, and velvet tongues like the "happy" tunes yet always more an identity of their own. The California Even Long Island's own Billy Joel unforgettable Sam Cooke. soulful and rich with meaning, the sound, or whatever you may want to could be heard on something other The 1960's saw a benign Motown sound not only was to be call it, came from the Eagles, the thanWNEW-FM. heard it had to be seen. Instead of transition end with public bathing in Doobie Brothers, and Creedence Hip-hop created enough of a playing their own music, these Woodstock, New York. The early part Clearwater Revival-a distinct rock n' craze that there were three movies groups and individual performers roll style that can best be described made about it; rapping became a were on center stage, in front of the thing to do for many during lunch band, strutting their stuff, WHERE DID OUR LOVE GC period; and Motown granddaddies choreographing words and music MK MEANS THE WORLD TO ME like the Temptations went back on into dance steps. tour as often as the Commodores did Pretty soon the land ot The talk of the 80's without a opportunity had to open up its arms doubt has to be the dungaree-clad again to another wave of \ Jersey boy they call "The Boss". immiqration. This one wasn't just an Bruce Springsteen's raspy voice and influx of different people, it was an songs about girls, cars, and the invasion: the British invasion, to be Garden State finally made room for precise. And who else but the Fab his belief in the common man and Four led the onslaught? the American way. The country Not only did the Beatles capture caught on quickly, as did other the hearts of Americans across the musicians like John Cougai land, they introduced some of the Mellancamp. Groups like the Police best rock n' roll music of all time. It had to watch as today the impetus is would be a hard task, if anyone is for blue-collar rock n' roll. stuck on a thesis topic, to find continued on page 7 RAMArts/December4,1986/Page: by Lisa Ludvik something new, his success reached become more powerful and moving. Maybe I'm not the right person to a peak when Born in the U.S.A. Even at this point, the listener knows write this article on Bruce became the largest selling record in that this set is going to be special. Springsteen and the E Street Band Columbia Records history, and his From "Thunder Road," Live Live 1975-1985. Maybe a person with concerts were moved to gigantic moves on loosely chronological little knowledge of "The Boss" and outside arenas. What could Bruce do through separate phases of Bruce's his music could write an impartial next? Any regular album with ten new career. The version of "Fire," which review of the 40 songs on 5 Lps or 3 songs could never live up to public Bruce wrote for the Pointer Sisters, is cassettes. Maybe. Then again, expectations, and a greatest hits a standout, as is the early song, wouldn't a person who professes to album seemed somehow too "Sandy." The classic "Rosalita," know the music backwards and mainstream for a man with fewer wherein Bruce introduces the E forwards be the best qualified to than 10 top 40 hits. Street Band brings the early session judge if the live versions do the songs Well, the story goes that Bruce's to a resounding finish. justice? Wouldn't someone who manager Jon Landau sent Bruce a The section from The River is considers the album versions close cassette last November of live highlighted by the sing-along version to perfect be the hardest to please? versions of "Born in the of "Hungry Heart," that is sure to Sure. That's justification. U.S.A.,""Seeds,""The River,"and invoke fond memories to people who Why did Bruce wait so long for a "War." Bruce listened to the tape, have been to Bruce's concerts. In this ; live album? His concerts are heard the message he was trying to the mature Bruce begins to emerge.! legendary: no opening acts, convey to the audience, and decided From The River, we travel in time to marathon lengths.better versions of to investigate a live album more the Darkness on the Edge of Town, songs than on the albums, then why thoroughly. "More thoroughly," and Bruce is in fine form. Versions of not a live album? Probably because meant listening to tapes of 30 "Badlands,""Candy's Room," and Bruce didn't have the time or concerts or 100 hours of music. "Racing in the Street" are better live inclination. Since the initial success These concerts started with his early than on the album, one that was an of Born To Run in 1975 to the days in Jersey, and moved up to the initial disappointment to fans and momentous success of Born in the huge sellouts in Giants Stadium. critics alike. U.S.A. in 1984, Bruce has been either Springsteen had to arrange the songs With a version of Woody making or performing new material into a sequence that would Guthrie's "This Land is Your Land," for the public. Always striving for accurately convey his message that Bruce makes a smooth transition into the folksy part of his collection, made up mostly of songs from his 'Ladies and Gentlemen, Bruce 1982 album,Nebraska. Although Nebraska was originally regarded as Springsteen and The E Street a strange departure from Bruce's Band..." normal style, it soon became a popular addition to his concerts. The audience immediately quiets and the man softly begins to sing. After the folksy section, Bruce launches into his social activism section that started the Live idea. From "Born in the U.S.A.," to Barrett Strong and Norman Whitfield's "War," this is the strongest set of the BRU UUUCE! collection. Bruce clearly states his message and rejects any mistaken belief that he is a representation of Red, White, and Blue patriotism. he felt was being lost in the latest From "War," Bruce sings six songs wave of patriotism. It appears that from the successful Born in the Bruce was annoyed because U.S.A., and then launches into President Reagan and the flag wavers his(and everyone else's) theme song, in the country were misinterpreting "Born To Run." Finally, about three "Born in the U.S.A." as a patriotic hours after his opening, Bruce closes anthem instead of a negative view of with a beautiful version of Tom Waits' society by a returning Vietnam vet. "Jersey Girl." Bruce felt confident enough in his What makes this collection far choices and his work to release the and above other live performances, is set, and November 10,1986, Bruce not the great music, the excellent re- . Springsteen &The E Street Band Live mixing, or the outstanding 1975-1985 hit the record stores. performances by the E Street Band, Of the 40 songs in the Live set, but "The Boss" himself. A only two are previously unpublished. consummate performer, Bruce's The instrumental "Paradise By the personality and message are High C,"and "Seeds," the story of an expressed here better than on his out of work Houston oil worker, are electronically perfect albums. the only brand new songs in the set. Although Bob Dylan fans will argue However, many songs have been and call me pretentious, Bruce is the revamped and rearranged so much Dylan of the 80s, a spokesman for the that they are nearly unrecognizable. "common man," whether he be blue, The set begins with an increaiDiy white, or even pink collar. This powerful version of "Thunder Road." collection isn't perfect. I'm sure that Unlike the full band, rock and roll every fan has a few songs they wish version on the album, this had made the final cut,("Pink "Thunder Road" is Bruce, a piano, Cadillac" and "Santa Claus is and a harmonica. It is here, and in the Coming to Town" are mine,) and it slowed down version of "No won't convert non-Springsteen fans, Surrender" found later in the set, that but it is a "must buy" for anyone with one realizes that Bruce is much more a passing interest in Bruce. For me, than just another rocker. "Thunder it's like Santa came to town a month Road" gains, rather than loses, from early, and I was an incredibly good its slower tempo, and the lyrics girl this year.

RAMArls/December 4, 'age 3 Andth Favorite Album of 1986 This may be the Cosby decac but according to the Fordhal 1. True Blue • Madonna (12 percent) Favorites Ram poll, the Cosbys wel 2. So • Peter Gabriel (11 percent) outshone by moonlight. 346 student 3. Invisible Touch - Genesis (10 percent) were surveyed and as the smolf 4. The Bridge- Billy Joel cleared, It was evident 5. Whitney Houston -Whitney Houston Moonlighting was the televisic 6. Control- Janet Jackson favorite. 7. Top Gun -Soundtrack The ABC comedy/detect^ 8. Back in the High Life • Steve Winwood series captured the three teievisio 9.5750-VanHaien categores for best show, best 10. Black Celebration • Depeche Mode actor (Bruce Willis) and best actress (Cybil Shepherd) with a percent share of the vote. In the music department, Phi Collins, Madonna, and Whitne Houston were the favorites. Phi Collins edged Billy Joel in the ma vocalist category suprisingly leavini Bruce Springsteen in third placJ Collins also succeeded in the favoritl group category as Genesis trouncei Favorite Songs of All-Time the competition. Steve Win wood's "Higher Lew 1. Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin was selected as record of the ye 2. Born to Run - Bruce Springsteen and Madonna's True Blue wal 3. Greatest Love of All- Whitney Houston selected as album of the year; yel 4. Piano Man -Billy Joel Whitney Houston stole the (email 5. In the Air Tonight - Phil Collins vocalist category by a mere twd 6. Bad-U2 votes. Houston's 1986 hit "Greates| 7. Standby Me -Ben E.King Love of AH" also cracked the top 5 lo 8. Against All Odds - Phil Collins 1986, and was ranked number thre| 9. Higher Love - Steve Winwood on the all-time list. 10. Every Breath You Take -The Police The poll, however, reveals thai 11. Thunder Road- Bruce Springsteen Fordham's tastes are diversified af 12. Careless Whisper -Wham! WLIR, a station that has never heard 13. A Matter of Trust - Billy Joel of Phil Collins, Madonna, or Whitnel 14. Honesty- Billy Joel Favorite Song of 1986 15. Hello- Lionel Richie 1. Higher Love - Steve Winwood (14 percent) 16. Roxanne-The Police 2. A Matter of Trust- Billy Joel (12 percent) 17. Jailhouse Rock • Elvis Presley 3. Greatest Love of All - Whitney Houston 18. Crazy for You - Madonna 4. Take My Breath Away- Berlin Favorite Movie Act 19. Forever Young - Alphaville 5. Sledgehammer -Peter Gabriel 20. Cats in the Cradle • Harry Chapin 1. Harrison Ford (25 percent) 6. Venus-Bananarama 2. Torn Cruise (18 percent) 21. Pride (in the name of love) - U2 7. Why Can't This Be Love? • Van Halen 22. Hotel California - Eagles 3. Eddie Murphy (13 percent) 8. Addicted to Love- Robert Palmer 4. Paul Newman 23. / Heard it Through the Grapevine - Marvin Gaye 9. Rock Me Amadeus - Falco 24. Dust in the Wind - Kansas 10. Danger Zone • Kenny Loggins 5. Sylvester Stallone 25. Into the Groove - Madonna Favorite Talk Show Host Favorite Movie Actress 1. David Letterman (51 percent) 4. David Brenner 1. Kathleen Turner (26 percent) 2. Johnny Carson (24 percent) 5. Dick Cavett 2. Meryl Streep (25 percent) 3. Joan Rivers (23 percent) 3. Goldie Hawn (18 percent) 4.AllySheedy Favorite Movies of All-Time 5. Molly Ringwald

1. The Breakfast Club 14. The Color Purple 2. Rocky 15. The Godfather Favorite TV Show 3. Top Gun 16. Amadeus 4. Gone with the Wind 17. Casablanca 1. Moon lighti ng (35 percent) 5. Raiders of the Lost Ark 18. Rocky IV 2. The Cosby Show (20 percent) 6. Star Wars 19. The Big Chill 3. Family Ties (20 percent) 7. Terms of Endearment 20. Rocky II 4. Cheers 8. It's a Wonderful Life 21. St. Elmo's Fire 5. Miami Vice 9. Stand by Me 22. Scarface 6. The Equalizer 10. Animal House 23. The Terminator 7. St. Elsewhere 11. Alien 24. The Wizard of Oz 8. Night Court 12. E.T. 25. Witness 9. Hill Street Blues 13. Back to the Future 10. Knots Landing

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Houston captured favorite radio station surpassing a strong showing by the new 103.5 (WQHT). The biggest vote getter was David Letterman with a commanding 51 percent share of the talk show host category. Second place went to Johnny Carson who beat Joan Rivers by one vote. David Brenner wasn't even in the running with less than two percent of the vote. It's no wonder he had difficulty selling tickets on campus. In addition to choosing their current favorites, students were asked to list their three favorite songs Favorite Male Vocalist and movies of all-time. Billy Joel 1. Phil Collins(24 percent) dominated the favorite song of all- Favorite Music Group 2. Billy Joel (23 percent) time category with three listings in 1. Genesis (23 percent) 3. Bruce Springsteen (17 percent) the Top 15. All in all 14 different Joel 2. Rolling Stones (8 percent) songs were voted for, yet "Stairway to 3. Van Halen (8 percent) 4. Lionel Richie Heaven" led the pack by more than 20 4. Huey Lewis and the News 5. Sting votes. 5.U2 In the movie category classics such as Casablanca and Gone With the Wind made the final list yet the Favorite Female Vocalist top spot belonged to a movie about 1. Whitney Houston (26 percent) five high school students who were 2. Madonna (25 percent) all detained for a Saturday afternoon 3. Tina Turner (13 percent) in the school library. The Breakfast 4. Sade Club, featuring the brightest of 5. Pat Benatar today's young stars (Molly Ringwald, Emilio Estevez, Ally Sheedy, Judd Nelson, and Anthony Michael Hall) is more than just a favorite. It is apparantly a paralleled relationship that students understood.

Favorite TV Actor I.Bruce Willis (37 percent) 2. M ichael J. Fox (25 percent) 3. Bill Cosby (23 percent) 4. Don Johnson 5. Ted Danson Favorite TV Actress I.Cybil Shepherd (44 percent) 2. Shelly Long (15 percent) 3. Joan Collins (14 percent) \ 4. Phylicia Rashaad 5. Lisa Bonet

Favorite Movie of 1986 Favorite Madio Station 1. Stand by Me (26 percent) 6. Back to School 1.WLIR (22 percent) 2. Top Gun (22 percent) 7. A Room with a View 2. WQHT (21 percent) 3. Aliens (21 percent) 8. Children of a Lesser God 3. WPLJ (16 percent) 4. Pretty in Pink 9. Crocodile Dundee 4.WNEW 5. Peggy Sue Got Married 10. Blue Velvet 5. K-Rock

RAM Arts/December 4,1986/Page S Sights and

byMarialisaZaldivar love the dancing of yesterday, this is Lately, when you walk down the a "must see." The music and dancing street, you have begun to notice are performed by the greats Fred things that weren't around before. Astaire and Bing Crosby. Marjorie The street you so often walk down is Reynolds and Virginia Dale also star. suddenly transformed. How? It's Bells of St. Mary's(1945>This is a turned into a lighted and decorated sentimental and very commercial spectacle that can only be for one sequel to the movie,Going My Way. reason. If there are any doubts in your This story deals with the friendly mind, check out the sidewalk Santa rivalry of Father O'Malley and Sister that is ringing his bell at your corner. Benedict, who succeed in extending All doubt in your mind will be gone. It a big city Catholic school through the is quite clear. Christmas time is here! gift of a building. Two movie greats Ah,yes, Christmas-a fantasy Bing Crosby and Ingrid Bergrhan star. time for all children and those young White Christmas (1954) - This is of heart. Although it is the most somewhat similar to Holiday Inn and commercial holiday, it can't be deals with two entertaines who come denied that there are things that to help an old army buddy run his make Christmas special without winter resort. While some say Holiday costing a cent. One of these things, Inn is better, it is best to check it out Babes in Toyland (1934) • This (s doesn't matter, the feelings they that evokes in all a feeling of for yourself. Stars:Bing Crosby, an eccentric operetta comedy that inspire can still be applied today. happiness and good will, are the Danny Kaye, and Rosemary Clooney. deals with the incompetence of Santa Those feelinqs are ones that only movies that are shown at this time A Christmas Carol(1938)-This is Claus' assistants. The assistants Christmas seems to bring about. It is every year. Here are some movies the original movie of the Dicken's make some giant wooden soldiers a time when everyone is at their best. that can bring out the spirit of story. Scrooge the miser, is reformed which help a villian take over toyland. Christmas movies tell us all stories Christmas in all of you. of his miserly ways by four ghosts Oh! No! Stars:Stan Laurel and Oliver that we like to hear, ones that can Miracle on 34th Street (1947) - who pay him a visit. Stars: Reginald Hardy. make us laugh and cry and through it This is a wonderful comedy fantasy Owen, Gene Lockhart, Kathleen It seems like all the good movies all, make us happy to be around to which has become an American Lockhart, and Terry Kilbum. came from a while back, but that experience yet another Christmas. classic. A department store Santa Claus claims to be the real thing. How he proves himself and affects the lives of a mother and her daughter are depicted. The movie stars Edmund Gwenn as Santa, Maureen O'Hara as the cynical mother, and a Sounds of Christmas young Natalie Wood as the daughter. It's A Wonderful Life(1946)-A by Bill McCarthy and open to all and is positively a performed by the ensemble alone. smalltown comedy drama set in a Another Thanksgiving has holiday performance that should not Then the chorus joins in on the fantasy framework. A man is passed and the holidays are upon us be missed. haunting "Boy Was Born," a classic prevented from committing suicide once more. Of course, the As a prelude to the main event, piece composed by Benjamin Britten. by an elderly angel who takes him Christmas season on-campus would The Early Music Ensemble is The program continues with Gustav back, through his life to show all the not be complete without the annual expected to perform medieval and Hoist's "Christmas Day," a delightful good he has done. This is a definite Christmas Concert. The Fordham renaissance music featuring classic rendition that transforms traditional sentimental piece. The stars are University Chorus Christmas Christmas carols. Following the Christmas carols into a light unique Jimmy Stewart, Henry Travers, and Concert is traditionally the season's Early Music Ensemble, the Fordham medley. After "Christmas Day" Donna Reed. brightest cultural highlight on Chorus will then take center stage. comes the center piece of the Holiday Inn(1942)-A simple campus and is also a beautiful way to Under the direction of Dr. James concert, "Mozart's Coronation musical of Irving Berlin's that is best ring in this joyous time of year. Kurtz, the Chorus will perform a four Mass," a beautiful, classical mass known for its introduction of the song The Fordham University piece program with strong support consisting of five long movements. "White Christmas" to is viewers. The Chorus will present this year's event from the orchestra talents of New Two selections from the perennial story is that of two proprietors of a on Sunday, December 7, at 3:00 p.m. York's famous Bronx Arts Ensemble. Handel's Messiah are next up, roadside inn who fall in love with the in the University Church. Just as in First on the program is the including the glorious "Hallelujah same woman. For those of you who previous years, the concert is free moving "Pachelbel Canon In D" Chorus." The chorus will wrap up the program with a triumphant recessional of the holiday standard, "0 Come All Ye Faithful." The Chorus has been hard at work preparing and rehearsing for the Christmas Concert since early October. The forty-one member group rehearsed twice a week during the semester plus expanded rehearsals the week of the concert. As the week of the concert drew near, the spirit and enthusiasm of the chorus mounted steadily, particularly that of the freshmen members. "For the freshmen, it is their first big concert, so naturally they tend to be the most excited about it," Daniel Coletti, FC '88 and Chorus vice president, said. After the concert, the audience continued on page 7 RAM Arts/December 4,1986/Page 6 In Search of Santa Claus

by TomDiLenge and Hugh Welsh real Santa Claus. We knew that he had to be in New York City. After all, Ever since we were young and where else could he be? first saw The Miracle on 34th Street, We searched for four hours in we always believed that the one and the pouring rain, uptown and down- only, real Santa Claus worked at town, east side and west side for our Macy's. So year after year, we would new Santa. And what did we find? got there with our long lists to tell Confusion. There was a Gimbel's Santa that we had been good all year Santa, a Lord and Taylor's Santa, (even if we hadn't) and what we there were the Salvation Army's wanted for Christmas. We believed, Santas and even a Santa for the "why mess around with Volunteers of America. It seemed that intermediaries like our parents when every way we turned, every avenue we we could go straight to the source?" traveled, we ran into another Santa Well, as we grew older, we stopped Claus, each one claiming to be the going to visit him, but somewhere one and only. deep inside of ourselves, we always Dismayed, confused and very knew that the Macy's Santa Claus wet, we sat down in Rockefeller Cen- had to be the one and only Santa for ter and tried to put the pieces of our us. lives back together again. "Which Well, we returned this year to one of these Santas was the real San- what is now known as "Santaland," ta Claus?," we wanted to know. "Was an elaborate system that is a far cry any of them?" from the Santa-and-his-chair setup of Falling back on our Jesuit our youth. We were further education, we realized that it was disillusioned when Macy's denied our possible that all of them could be the request for a personal interview with real Santa Claus, at least at heart Santa since the publicity department anyway. We learned that Santa Claus was already closed for the day. might not be as much of a physical Although Santa said that he would being as he is a spiritual one. Maybe have been more than willing to give there is a little bit of Santa Claus us an interview, he had to refuse within every one of us, the portion of because of what one employee our hearts that wants to give to described as "the workings of cor- another person love and joy to make porate America." another person's life a happier one. A couple of questions came to Maybe, we theorized, we could all be mind immediately. Would the real each other's Santa Claus not only Santa Claus give in to the ways of during the Christmas season, but all "corporate America"? Would the one year round. and only Santa Claus be controlled by, or even have a public relations Happy Holidays. department? We didn't think that he would. Obviously, this Santa was nothing more than a pawn in the game known as "the commer- cialization of Christmas." Our childhood dreams shattered, we made our way out onto 34th Street Rock where we began our search for the continued from page 2 But, more than anything else, the 80's is the decade of the benefit. After all the bad press the music industry has received, it's nice to see Sounds the rockers and rollers doing something no one can criticize. Live continued from page 6 Arts Editors Aid, Farm Aid, and Artists United is invited to accompany the chorus Nick Katsoris Against Apartheid showed the world members in a caroling procession to over that music, and particularly rock McGinley Center, where a reception Lisa Ludvik and roll, can get to a person, make a will follow in the upstairs lounge. stand, and help a cause. Refreshments will be served and the Contributors: Pete Birle, So after roughly 30 years of Better Half of the Ramblers of Rose existence, a lifespan that has seen Hill will perform during the reception. Bill McCarthy, Marialisa Zaidivar many changes, many awards, many So catch the Christmas spirit Tom DiLenge, Matt Bertron, rewards, many tragedies, many early. This Sunday, take time out milestones, it only seems fitting to from Christmas shopping, studying Geraldine Peters, Tina Doufekias end this piece with the title of a song for final exams and come spend an Toula Doufekias, Diane Byrne, written in the 1950's: afternoon filled with fine music and Melina Koskinas, Valerie Modrou "Rock'n roll is here to stay...It plenty of holiday cheer. will never die!" Design: Bob O'Keefe RAMArts/Docember 4,1986/Page 7 "Inquiring Photographer

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"Peace, joy, and "A carnivorous hamster." happiness." Anthony Sclafani.FC'89 "I'd like the NCAA "Somebody to blow up Deanna Rullon, FC '89 championship." Cleveland." Greg Pedro, FC'88 TonyKoperick,CBA'90 "I want an attractive athlete named Greg Pedro." LWIaDelGado,FC88

"A blond with a white "My boyfriend who's in jacket and camera." Cincinnati." "An acceptance letter The Belmonts VickiWall,CBA'9O from Harvard Law School." "VanaWhyte." BrianGaughan,CBA'8 RayBatt,FC87 ErlcLutinskl, FC'8

"A 6'3 220 Ib. blonde with "I want him to bring me "An A" a tan in edible undies." Rosemary Roberti, FC '89 the segregated chord." Howard Haiter, FC '90 "Good grades." Paul Nardone, FC '90 Jackie Doherty, FC '89 Tara Doyle, FC '89 Idaliz Garcia, FC '87

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Ram, are paid and/or offered credit for their work, it makes one wonder where the excellence is. That's not a pat on the back for Ram editors. We're proud of our work. Evidently, the University is not or at least won't show it. Unless of course it is trying to impress someone the Backbone? else. Which brings us back to the original point. O'Hare real campus issues from conscious effort was made by the administration to bury and the rest of the administration undoubtedly feel id up paying the bills. its head in the sand. In both cases, action was taken by obligated to dress Fordham in its Sunday best whenever nacle for the actions. administrators apparently with the approval of Joseph it hosts guests. But as a former distinguished member of ,vhen it asked, "Where's O'Hare, although in the case of the posters, O'Hare the media, O'Hare also has an obligation'to the existing enlist the help of Clara seems to have been bypassed altogether. Where Fordham community. Fordham students, present and she can ask the exactly does O'Hare stand in these matters? future, and their parents have a right to see Fordham as lackbone?" O'Hare came to Fordham two years ago as an it is and for what it is: a group of college-age students Fordham, we weren't award-winning journalist, the editor-in-chief of with real concerns and real problems. Hiding posters or •college life occured in a America, a weekly Jesuit magazine of opinion. Since his removing newspapers reeks of censorship, or worse, jai least in some ways the arrival, however, we have seen little or nothing that dishonesty. jlabout. Certainly we've demonstrates that he still acts with the convictions of Whatever the issues, Fordham students have r management, wasteful a journalist. The communications department, which addressed them with a high degree of maturity and These only resulted as of last year had the largest number of declared majors informed opinion. We aren't afraid to talk about them, Jazard construction of and the worst ratio of majors to full-time equivalent and we aren't afraid to face them. If visiting students I failure to upgrade an faculty, remains a sore spot. The department severely and parents call the University to task for educating its (waffling stand on the lacks practical courses and the sentiment among students about drugs, alcohol and sex, is that so bad? If Tare the shortcomings we communications majors right now seems to be that for these people are the future of Fordham, the University frtunately accept here at the spring semester, there just aren't enough appealing give them its full support. Photographs of WFUV are should be up front with them right from the courses. plastered in almost any Rose Hill literature that is sent to beginning, and be able to stand up and say, "Yes, we ;ome issues of censorship Incredibly, the school uses various student prospective applicants. The Rain's status as an award- discuss drugs and drinking here, and we're not afraid to lach of the decisions, a publications and WFUV as drawing cards, then fails to winning college newspaper is mentioned often in confront them." Far better to lose an applicant than to university publications. But where is the support? compromise integrity. Despite its service to the Fordham and surrounding It's a sad thing that the administration chooses not communities—and isn't Fordham always trying to be to support fully its media organizations, to uphold their the good neighbor—WFUV has been shunned by the efforts to inform, entertain, even educate. Sadder still is University in its plans to broadcast basketball games. the administration that can't stand up for what it stands With a large cut in Fordham funding, the sports staff for. has been forced to seek out corporate sponsors. Strange Instead of worrying so much how the University nion how the school can afford to dole out money for the looks to those on the outside, the administration should purchase of new football uniforms and a new gym, but spend more time worrying about how the University not for broadcasting the widely listened to road looks to those on the inside. basketball games. If you stop and think that the student editors of Pete Tosches, FC '87, senior sports editor of The ican Patriots other college newspapers, many clearly inferior to The Ram, is awful mad.

ople are not inclined to business or as professionals. We will continue on the Letters to the well thought-out treadmill of domination/dominating in the hierarchy of because ignorance (in business and society proper. '. it), affects the lives of In return for having to live as dominated or if they might have a few of our Infirmary members dominating (which most people would emphatically as their guests. On the day of their concert, a lising exist. Many social deny), most people are content on keeping their thought Thank wonderful group came over, picked up the wheel- lrcsent films or speakers. and action within the circles of friends and aspirations chair patients, brought them to a place of honor at pel things out or to test they have created. Perhaps people have been led in this the concert, and brought them back afterward. They |e, pro or con, about this system of domination to develop a false notion of the also brought a bouquet of flowers to their former ] these lectures or films political. They have developed a natural animosity moderator, Fr, Helbig. Those who attended the ieople, very small and towards people who recognize that persons working concert were thrilled, those who brought them had I is not to have the same together create change. A hierarchical society with You! reason to be very proud; and I have reason to be very |ie people who put these specialized functions and specialized persons will thankful for these two special groups of people: the ' people participate. naturally delegate social decision-making to the To the Editor: elderly Jesuits, the wonderful students (whose names i real participation is a managers of business and society. The politicians and This is the season of Thanksgiving, and I would I refrain from mentioning lest I forget someone in |thing that will affect us. administrators of today and tomorrow are the ones like to take this seasonal opportunity to say thank this very long list.) losuch? power is left to. When people challenge this assumption to some very special Fordham students from Through The Ram, this Thanksgiving, thanks! they are laughed at. some very special people on the Fordham campus. Ifrom the classroom. In Fr. Patrick T. Sullivan, S.J. Iks there is always the On the first two floors of Murray-Weigel Hall, Are we really laughing at our own political Director, Murray-Weigel Infirmary impotence? Democracy cannot exist if real there is an infimary for elderly and sickly Jesuit participation is frowned upon. Participation is not for Priests and Brothers. Many of them have been out- some elite group "who do that kind of stuff." The standing Theologians, scholars or administrators. democratic message proclaims all people have the One Jesuit, Fr. Lynch, is a world-famous earthquake is not for capacity and duty to be involved. Representative specialist, and the Fordham seismological station is democracy should not be used as an explanation for named after him. Another, Fr. Helbig, was mod- Ckaify! p"who lack of involvement either. Representation means erator of the Fordham choir for many years. Br. someone is responding to the intelligent critique of a Condon was a builder in the Caroline-Marshall populus which looks upon liberty and justice for all as foreign mission; Fr, Paone was the author of one of To the Editor: of stuff " sacred. the best-selling prayer books of all time, "My Daily I am alarmed by the recent administrative actions - The problem of little involvement extends far beyond Bread." the removal of school newspapers, poster and the new the insignificant amount of influence the average person All of them now struggle with the indignity of ill policy on guest lecturers - that can only be described M centers of control. has over who is voted into office and what they do when health, limitations of body and mind. And the days as censorship. |io where people believe they are there. Democracy not existing in the home, the can be very long for them in their beds, wheelchairs Does the adminstration believe that it possesses the F lives come from. Most workplace and the church. Few people challenge how or walkers. They pray a good deal, and often love to ultimate truths and therefore must protect the F external forces for the these institutions function. The power and organization converse. Fordham community from being exposed to op- pit does this have to do of these institutions has been abstracted from evolving In general they are special people adapting to posing beliefs? 1 would hope that the adminis- '°nse corresponds to the in history and the current forms have been made newly-special demands upon their patience and tration is not so arrogant as to believe that! 11 Knowledge is obtained through debate and dis- I" - A person who is eternal. good-will. lc cussion. True debate and true discussion rely solely l of saying things like In order to have a politically active populus there This past semester, a significant number of upon an open forum of ideas. Ideas that at times are Fu influenced, let me must be a qualitative change in the organization of Fordham students have been making a point of visit- contrary to what we may believe and sometimes need to be involved society and its institutions. People with real control of ing these old men to sit with them, read their mail downright offensive. will be decided for their lives exert real political influence. Many people and help answer it for them, walk with them, pray 1 believe the adminstration has taken a dan- have been bought off by an undemocratic democracy. with them, or just drop in for a minute or two to say gerous step towards disabling the educational life at P people not to become They defend this democracy because they have real hello. The generosity of so many students is often Fordham. The policy the administration has put I'v age we are conditioned stakes in its maintenance as is. Real patriots look for the highlight of the day for one or another of the r forth is broad, ambiguous and dangerous, i l »i example, students something better, taking up the spirit of the original priests or brothers. It would be greatly appreciated if the adminis- P rules are created taking American patriots. The politically active cannot remain 1 feel that on their behalf, 1 would like to give pub- 11 1 tration could clarify its policies and the philosophy I ' -' students' experience idle while equality and justice — democracy, remain just lic gratitude to the kindness of the men and women behind them. Iterated change. Real words on artifacts and in textbooks. of Fordham, and 1 would like to use as an example F "ghts as students goes the members of the Fordham choir. Their leader Limn O'Brien I1 authority exists in all Alan Spatafore is a Fordham College junior. called a few days in advance of their concert to ask FC '88 " bldd tn full,,-™ in 12 /THE RAM /Thursday, December 4,1986 No Place Like Home byPeteTosches The rest of the principal personnel arc also It's been 20 years since the crew of the back: DeForest Kelley, as Dr. McCoy, lames starship Enterprise embarked on a five-year Doohan, as Montgomery Scott, Walter mission "to boldly go where no man has gone Koenig, as Pavel Chekov, George Takcik, as before," only to be shot down in three years Mr. Sulu, and Nichelle Nichols, as LJhura. by poor ratings. But the well-dociimenfed Although this group has been terribly typecast revival of Star Trek fandotn has sent the cast over the years, they shine as a group, pros-ing and characters of the original series into orbit that if you're only going to do one thing, do ii four times nosv, thanks to the movie industry's right. As the main characters of Star Trek, favorite brain child, the sequel. they do. They're a little older, a little grayer, and Star Trek IV begins as Starfleet command perhaps they've put on a few pounds, but the debates its proper course of action regarding crew members of the Enterprise have returned Kirk's blatant disregard for regulations. intact for Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Hosvever, their deliberation is interrupted by which begins where its predecessor ended, on the threat of global destruction. A space Mr. Spock's home planet of Vulcan, probe attempting to contact the species Leonard Nimoy returns as the pointy-eared humpback whale finds that man's greed and Spock, who in the last Trek was found and carelessness have killed off the species by the rescued from the failed Genesis planet that 23rd century and promptly launches an attack indirectly was responsible for his presumed' on the earth, threatening the entire world. death. Nimoy, who directed Star Trek III, The storyline uses a trick from the original also handles the directing chores in Star Trek series, time warping, to carry the crew back in IV, and he shows beyond doubt that the time, to 1986, where they must devise a future of Star Trek is in good hands. Along method to transport two humpbacks back to with Harve Bennett's screenplay, Nimoy's the future. directing retains the "personality" of Star Once transported back to 1986, Kirk enlists Trek that makes the series movies a clear cut the help of a pretty marine biologist, played by GeldofStrikes Againabove ordinary science fiction fare. That Catherine Hicks, to save the earth in the factor alone may well account for Star Trek's future. Suffice to say, the plan worked. including Dave Stewart, Eric Claptom, Brian longevity. For certain, the show has by Aleksandrs Rozens Star Trek IV was promoted as a movie that Setzer, Alison Moyet, Midge Ure, Omar withstood the test of time. even the non-Trekkic can enjoy, and it is true. "If it's not a hit, I think I'll simply have Hakim, Jools Holland, Annie Lennox and to go out and shoot myself," was what Bob Returning as Admiral James T. Kirk is Even the rather corny "save the whales" Mint Julep. Deep In The Heart Of Nowhere William Shatner, ever the hero, who risked his theme contributes to the effect of the film, Geldof had to say about his latest vinyl mas- also ruses the talents of producer Rupert Hine, terpiece, Deep In The Heart Of Nowhere. It life and career last time out to save his friend, which is to serve warning to mankind about who has also produced two albums by Spock. Shatner, who already has been signed the dangers of his disregard for nature. seems very unlikely that the former Boom- Howard Jones. This diversity of musicians town Rat will have to live up to his threat. to direct Star Trek V, received a seven-figure Although the ending of the latest sequel gives all the more dimension to the Geldof LP. salary for this film, as did Nimoy. Kirk, who seems to tie the preceding movies together in Deep In The Heart Of Nowhere is probably The first track, 'IThis is The World Call- one of the better albums to be released this lost the Enterprise and his son in the last a neat knot, Star Trek fans can rest assured Ing," is one of the finer songs of the entire al- movie, finds that bad things come in threes, that the voyages of the Enterprise (yes, he said year. bum, with Annie Lennox and Alison Moyet Sporting a Bob Dylan-ish look on his al- when his Starfleet command colleagues the Enterprise) will continue, as long as there performing the backup vocals. "This is The threaten a court martial. Seems he broke a are strange new worlds to explore. Or as long bum cover picture, Geldof has recruited for World Calling" sounds very much like a his first solo outing a variety of talents, few simple laws in Star Trek III — like stealing as Paramount figures it can reap the profits of continued on page 16 a Federation vessel out of space dock. additional sequels. Number One

concern a situation in which one person is by Diane Byrne throwing away a relationship: "don't destroy Emotional. Upbeat. Serious. These words yourself in a little bit of snow/please hang on are what the music of Howard Jones is all for us/please give you to us." The only about, and his latest album, One to One, is no accompaniment is a piano, backed up at one exception. point by a string section. The simplicity of the Since the 1984 release of his first album, music is remnant of the original version of Human's Lib, Jones has built a reputation for "No One Is To Blame"; in both cases, a himself as a talented singer/songwriter beautiful song is created without the musician. He made his music complement his complexity that sometimes tends to drown out lyrics on songs such as "Hide and Seek," a singer and the message he delivers. "What Is Love?" and the original version of Other songs on the album are equally as "No One Is To Blame" (from last year's emotional. "The Balance of Love" tells of Dream Into Action LP). His vocal capabilities one person's unfair demands on a romantic met the emotional qualities of every song; partner, and "Step Into These Shoes" whether soft and soothing or loud and expresses the belief that the speaker and the powerful, Jones' voice made the songs come person spoken to are more similar than they to life. realize. Jones continues to do all of this on One to Although the album is similar in style to his One. The lyrics of the songs concern other releases, One to One does mark a change relationships, and the sound ranges from for Jones. He has a new producer, Arif upbeat and danceable to serious and Mardin. Rupert Hine was his producer for somewhat depressing. The first cut from the Human's Lib, Dream Into Action, and most album, "You Know I Love You...Don't of the songs on the EP Action Replay. Also, You?" describes how compatable two people Jones has a guest musician on the new album. in a specific relationship are, and his music Just as Phil Collins played with Jones on the helps to bring out the happiness felt by the re-mix of "No One Is to Blame," Nile speaker. The power in Jones' voice stresses Rodgers plays guitar on most of the songs on the deep emotions of other songs such as "All One to One. I Want" and "Where Arc We Going?" Consistency is something most music One song that is worthy of special notice is listeners like their favorite artists to have, and the last song on the album, called "Little Bit Howard Jones proves he can live up to that of Snow." A combination of great lyrics, expectation. With its superb blend of music simple music and the soothing quality of and lyrics. One to One is sure to find its way to Jones' lower range all produce an the minds and ears of many dedicated emotionally-charged song. The lyrics seem to listeners. THE RAM/Thursday, December 4,1986/13 ' Classifieds

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by Dawn Conry Cammon, his brother, Len Galluzzi, and Athletic director Frank McLaughlin's diving coach Bill Zipf. Cammon, entering his sweeping changes within his department have 15th season at Fordham, is well-liked and reached into the Fordham aquatics program respected by the swimmers and has been called with the return of Don Galluzzi to New York a "major help" by Galluzzi in easing the City. transition to the new program. Galluzzi, named the 1986 Mid-American In his brother Len, Galluzzi enjoys the Coach-of-the-Year after rebuilding the Ohio assistance of one Oi the finest club coaches in University men's and women's swimming the East. The younger Galluzzi achieved programs following a losing tradition which something that his brother was unable to do as stretched over 15 years, comes to Fordham as head coach at Columbia — he defeated aquatics director and head swim coach for the Harvard at the Easterns. 1986-87 season. The divers are also in "capable hands" Galluzzi's reputation is already strong under the direction of seventh-year coach Bill throughout the East due to his successes over Zipf. his 12 years as head coach at Columbia Overall, coach Galluzzi lias expressed a University, where his teams lost only four supreme confidence in his staff, saying that he meets (a .701 winning percentage) and can "walk off the deck at any time without emerged as a national power on the Division I worrying about his team." level. Galluzzi has made no bones about the Because of the rigors of his system, fact that his program is a difficult one, and Galluzzi follows a no-cut policy, saying that that he senses a deep change from last year. cuts "tend to make themselves." The Swimming for him requires a strong swimmers who have chosen to stick with the dedication to the sport, as the program conditioning program are experiencing "very includes nine workouts a week in the pool satisfying and major improvements" (including three at the ungodly hour of 6 according to their coach. Galluzzi also states a.m.), four sessions in the weight room and Aquatics director Don Galuzzi hopes to upgrade Fordham's swimming program. that "it this team loses, it will lose real well." two training runs. to develop his 200 and is aided by freshman strength of the schedule. The development of depth in each event With the swimmers, Galluzzi has placed Blunck and Kola Romano. McKee has also The swimmers open at home on has been an important concern of the team emphasis upon the "developement of a been working on his individual medley, along November 22 at 3 p.m. against eastern due to the changes in the scoring system scoring machine," looking to place three with freshmen Tony Mugno and Jay Imus, powerhouse Army after opening the season on implemented by the NCAA this year. Under individuals in every event. The team is lead by and the ever-present Romano. Mugno and the road at Fairfield on the 15th. The team the new rules, the first three finishers score senior captain Ed Gallo, a sprint freestyler, Imus also swim the breaststroke, along with will also face Yale in a meet which represents instead of the first two. This new emphasis on who has been quite successful in developing yet another water-polo player, Andy Wallace. the beginning of a policy of schedule depth should not pose a problem for the his 200 meter freestyle as well. He is joined by Coach Galluzzi referred to the cliche of upgrading. The Aqua Rams will also take on swimmers, though it may for the divers. The Chuck Bruno, a sophomore transfer from being "only as strong as it's abililty to be Villanova, a team with national potential, divers are led by senior captain Chris Temple. The distance was one of the team's interchangeable," a point well illustrated by Galluzzi's alma mater Rutgers, defending Spearing, who has a "strong chance to score weaknesses last year, but the recruitment of the presence of several swimmers in multiple MAAC champion LaSalle, and hometown on the MAAC conference level and at the Peter Blunck of West Hempstead, N.Y., has events. rivals St. John's and Columbia, the finest Easterns," Galluzzi remarked. Spearing is helped to plug the gap. Galluzzi indicated that it would be team in the city, in preparation for the joined by sophomore Ed Berrios, a quality helped to plug the gap. important for a large segment of the team to MAAC's in February and the Easterns in early diver from New York City. The absence of a Senior Rod O'Connor and versatile achieve their individual goals in order to meet March. third diver, however, has been a matter of sophomore Kola Romano are also viable the team goals. He is looking for several Among the goals Galluzzi has set for his some concern. candidates in the distance freestyle. individuals to achieve the "significant team is to outscore last year's point tolal at the accomplishment" of getting their names on MAAC's, and perhaps a move up from last Galluzzi emphasizes that he has had only In the backstroke, Galluzzi is looking to the dated Fordham school record board. As a year's third-place finish. He also looks to one losing season in his career as a college Romano, junior Steve Marcisz, and another team, the swimmers are looking for a winning score at the Easterns, something the men's coach, and he intends to keep improving upon water-polo player, Rick Sweeney. In the dual meet season, which is only "a fifty-fifty team failed to do last year, as a first step that record here at Fordham. butterfly, junior Brian McKee, the school proposition" according to Galluzzi due to the toward developing a Top 10 team. Galluzzi is joined by assistants Ed recordholder in the 100 meters, is attempting Lady Rams Rams 1987 Men's Junior Varsity Basketball Schedule Win OPPONENT PLACE TIME 1>ATC JwAl St. Joseph's*** Home 4:45 Classic Feb.l Riverside Church Home . 7:00 continued from page 20 Feb. 2 . Orange C.C. Home 8:00 WTiaieouldbethebe. ling to a utes remaining. Feb-4 U.S. Merchant Marine Academy Away 5:30 tremendous s? "We panicked a bit," Quinn said. "I Feb. 6 Home 8:00 runner achfevuig : ; think we got careless with the ball and stood Feb. 7 •••_.. -,•'.-' •" ' Stl"1rtib«i0iaat iw^iw^^'*; :' ' Home 4:45 the team finishing; around too much." 5:00 thirty-six teams?' Feb. 8 John Jay Home Fortunately for Fordham, Hofstra's women'* ci Feb.9 N.V.U. Away 7:00 point guard, Frankie Walker fouled out of the Feb. H N.Y.C.Tech Home 8:00 game with 1:18 remaining and the score tied at Coach Sue Shea had nothing but praise for Feb.13 Cpluinbia Away 5:15 62. Walker, who's not known for his shoot- Riverside Church Home 7:00 her team. " *' •*: ;.''.>" '','' '': . >' ing, connected on 4-7 from the field for 13 Feb.15 Away 7:30 points, shelled out eight assists and made Ped- Feb. 19 Stony.Brook said. "WhctiybuWyoltelparsanalbcstiiroe ro work hard all night long. "Walker played a Feb.20 F.I.T, Away 7:30 Ican'tcomplainl" lot belter tonight than I thought he could," Feb. 22 Concordia Home .7:00 Patty Nelson had the fastest time on the Quinn lamented. Feb. 25 Elizabeth Seton Away 8:00 team of 17:53, Senior JoawwKrerjs followed After Walker fouled out, the Flying Feb. 27 Vale Away 5:00 with a time of Ifc4? Erift O'ConneU and t Dutchmen were forced to use Leroy Allen, * •*Tripkhcadttr with Men's & Women's Varsity Teams Coach: Jack Armstrong Maureen Paoocssa weren't far behind with their shooting guard who finished the game times of 18:49 and 18*53 respectively- Kelly with 19 points, to play the point. This switch Brown ran a 19:15 and right behind her was allowed Pedro to penetrate the lane and pass Mary Beth Mandry, who finished at 19:17. off for two easy baskets in the final minute. Patti Quinn, the other senior on the team, Fordham, who was atrocious from the FREE THROWS: The Rams now have average. Williams (11.7) is second in scoring finished with a 19;27, charity stripe last season, sank 27-38 free lost 17 straight to St. John's and have not de- and first in rebounds at 7.3 rpg...Franco was Sue Shea was pleased with the way her team throws in the finale to help insure the victory. feated the Redmen since Feb. 13, 1971, when named Coast Cities MVP by scoring 36 points ran versus Lehigh University in the JCAAAA. Much of Hofstra's comeback can be Fordham downed them 76-72...The victory in the two games at Monmouth.-.The Rains "We had an excellent day," shea explained, attributed to Steve Rcbholz. The6'8" forward was Carnesecca's 20th against Fordham with- left for the Shocker Shootout at Wichita State "Great finish to our best season everl" came off the bench in the second half to score out a loss. He was coaching the New York on Thursday and will travel to Hartford next Every runner ran an excellent race. This 16 points on 8-8 shooting. Nets of the ABA the last time Fordham beat Tuesday to play the Hawks. Their first home excellence was reflected in the results. Coach For the Rams, 1'aterno finished with 15 St. John's...Through three games, Franco game at Rose Hill will be held Friday, Decem- Shea congratulates the two seniors, Joanne points while Pedro scored 13 with the help of leads the Rams in scoring with a 17.3 ppg ber 19 against Scton Hall. Game time is 7:30 Krebs and Patti Quinn, who ran their last two three-pointers and Williams scored 12 p.m. races and their best races. points while grabbing 10 rebounds. 18 THE RAM Thursday. December 4. 1966 On

:trtr.i un-ilar to :n«« impo-sed on street 19SO-81 and in 1984 to introduce le^iation j-inEaJs. Sports arenas and stadiums shouM that would attempt to curb excessive -orts frs ircwi T2 :H3lrv n re L i.. ifiir ^e 5ec nx *eTf« 25 sanctuaries from the La*, Hono** '.iotenct were met v*ith only limited success. \ new effon is planned for this February, when a ne** congress *ill have the ooportunii', to Horrc* rrazruains that some form of address the Federal Sports Violence Ac: of JCZOC. sts: be taken, if no< from -*ithin the :-: ca^rjjr ..:»" R.rsecccc- z^^q. IT. -eair of in<: *hxh i"«e '*o*jid prefer not to set taken. "Pm worried about the ^r, inz -b:*: ijxcjjer »c«ri±." «be hi; "Tbe List sre-up in ".he "*ori to sohe the probtem." at the batters or how to Richard Hcrrc*. in attorney ±T.C sport.; A sigmfjcant dikmna, says Horro**, is throw a chop block." mr.iZ:^si2st '**no n^s c*esn a .cscin:^ V-Z'-~z in;ha: yjdses and yarxs rareh- get a chance to i.Ti eve:-j:rc*;ni crusade tc end the hear cases :r/.oiv-jig sports viotenoe aixi when —Richard Horrow proiiftraiicn of vic*ence in scons. •J*e> do. criminal intent is difficuli to prove. HOTTC"*. *rio is pfesenih iix execaiise "Wnat's aggressive to one is violent to 1986. which was passed earlier this;. ea; cirectcf of the NfLam^Daoe Sporii Auihonty. in-other." Horro'* rcaintained. The Act tries to use the exist.";; :eueral spoke to a Rajrsteiir cro-*d of over 3J3 ias: Antoher rnoc'.ation behind his efforts to labor 3a\*s to set up program^ v "in the Wednesday arcu: the p.?*ing rrcikms of the danger invctved when 'ads kammg to p.'ias various players' unions which w.ou;d - c-i\e the sports '.ry 'o emulate iheir "cofes.sioaal rote problem, since the leagues them«;-.e-• cannot "!?~ no crazv ! jTii:i-c :ur!n:?,£ irou'd :'"t r&xieis. call an alleged act of criminal violence. •;?in:ry putting c;tiar:rrca:ks in skirts." "Frr. »crTkd about the '.0-year oic %ho Nevertheless, Horrow maintains, cnjrgcs becomes Horrc-* -ra; {".T; '.ry.rig to do :s 'earns to 'J\T&* '.h< cuneball at the bailers Of rnus; rx made before the problem dra* a clear !;r>e be'^esn "orrnai behavior and how to thro-* a chop block." Horrcrw stated. worse. excessive ''Xn-er.ce :r. srerts." "If games are safer at :he pro !e%d, and it "Excessive violence will cor.t:r Horny*, -AHO r.ai authored t*o bills thai tr-c body.'' remain," Horro-w said. "Maybe ref. aspects of seme sport', •.teier.ee. sh Horrovi spent va years iectunng around to come from within...and it dce^n ". ruppen numerous f;!m clips of Hghthing in the country about the need for some rorm o! o\emighi." professional sport;, and he urged :ha* legal froteciion for athletes *ho are injured "It's clear that unless someor:e -oon "excessive force chati has no phvssca! due tc excessive \:oien

continued from pose 19 "They are great ambassadors for the bas- Squeaker over F.D.U. good impression" on scouts throughout the ketball program [and] primarily responsible summer, he said, and the Fordham grad was for the most successful era in Fordham'* his- offered two deals to play in Europe. Hobbk tory," Quinn said after the hiring. b) I>ebbie Grossman Dickinson attack and bounced back. They said he chose England over Sweden because it ,\s for Mclntosh and Hobbie, the chance ". -"e wasn't a heart that didn't skip a b*-a, a; .. 'ooV the lead 60-59. Fair'eigh •ASLS a better deal financially and because the to return to Fordham was one the> dui not ireaih that wasn't held Monday night as Dickinson tied it up at 60 on a split foul language barrier in Sweden might have creaied want to miss. Fordham's Lady Rams forced Fairieigh attempt. Fordham managed to keep ahead of a problem. "1 always told myself that if 1 get into Dickinson to s^aliov. a ver. tough loss. Fairleigh Dickinson after they regained their Hobbie. nicknamed "Cabbage Patch coaching, I'd like to coach high school." -aid It looked Eke Fordham *ould rar. away with footing. Kid'' by Stanford fans. *as one of only two Mclntosh, who is presently pursuing a : - ••--•3ugh the first half. Powered by Junior "I told them to be aggressive and go attack Americans allowed by league rules to play on graduate degree in business and merchanawng ;...jfti Eiieen WeKn -Aho niO.ed the bail it." said Coach Kern. '"They're reaiiy his English team. The other was Hank Foster, at NTU. As far as coaching is concerned, the quickly around and through Fairieigh enthusiastic. They never quit and they play v*ho played against Hobbie while at Fairfield. friendly assistant subscribes to the same theory Dickinson, Fordham jumped out to an earh reai hard. You could see them fighting back.'' Knowing his only .American teammate "made as he did as a player. : i2-_ 'id Fordham rruiirua;r;cc a 10 point With 56 seconds left in the game, Fairieigh it a lot easier"' to adjust, Hobbie said. " I never wanted to be a big fish in J -mall cushion shroueh most of the first half. Dickinson took a "0-69 lead. A personal foui pond," he said, noting that there :- i^)s Sophomore guard Jeannine Radice stopped the clock at 26 seconus. Sophomore something more to strive for. "There - ' smothered the Jersey Denis with tight cover- center Lara Mat.sala made both shots and put "They are great whole work! beyond where you're from age. Radice also poured in the mo-st points for Fordham up, "!-~0. The Jersey De%iis raced Hofebie, a marketing major, said '* '>" the night with 20. down court and made it "2-"l leaving only 13 ambassadors for the keeping his business opportunities open ?\ Farkigh Dickinson had trouble shoocing in seconds for the Lady Rams to score. Senior continuing contact with people on W all sreet. :he, *lrst half. With 29 attempts, they only team captain Peg Burns got the bail up and in basketball program but admitted thai he "always wanted :o '!• m;: Je 14 baskets. Again, with their foui shots, with two seconds left on the clock giving Ford- coaching." on five attempts, they were only able to collect ham a nail-bitin2 73-72 win. and primarily "By the middle of the year, I'll i^a'.e a two. Fordham had a little more success, mak- better idea [about staying in coaching), he ing 22 shots and shooting 11 out of 13 free responsible for the said. •'It'<. nice when you win games like that. throws. This enabled the Lady Rams to out- Aside from failing to reach the N<- -^ score the Jersey Deviles and end the half with It's heart-breaking when you lose," coach most successful era in tournament as players, both Mclntosh 'iKJ a very comfortable 41 -30 lead. Kern said with a satisfied grin. Fordham's history.' Hobbie say they would get a great deal ot The beginning of the second half did not Monday night's game was reassuring alter pleasure out of seeing this year's team win "he reflect Fordham's dominance of the first half, the Friday and Saturday Harvard Invitational. —Bob Ouinn MAAC and receive the automatic bid ^lu however. Farleigh Dickinson gained Fordham placed third of the four teams yes, they would love to see a long overdue -'••«> HK mentum and kept Fordham paralyzed at 41 participating which included Cheyney, over rival lona. while taking a one point lead for the first time Hofstra, and Harvard. Harvard edged .Although the Elizabeth, N'.J. native had a "We played them so close so many' ;• -;• ,ii tiie game. Fordham had trouble scoring Fordham 77-76 in the first game. In the contract io play again in England this year, it was a real disappointment to say we couion > and Fairieigh Dickinson capitalized on the consolation game with Cheyney University, Hobbie declined the offer, which was "no* beat them the last two yean 1 played." IK'ft'K- turnovers. Fordham took it "1-57 with a very strong win. that great" compared to those offered in Italy said.. '"oach Lou kern explained this stand still by Jeanine Radice was the top scorer in both or Spain. Whether Hobbie and Mclntosh can ^ >'• the team's being over-cautious of the Fairieigh games with a total of 54 points. Radice was Once separated by thousands of miles as coaches some of the success they no*' *'••' named MVP of the Invitational tournament. LV'kemon deten.se. and an ocean, the former teammates were re- joyed as players, despite rather illustnou- -•••*- Fordham's Lady Rams will try to continue "They're [Fairleigh Dickinson] a good united in October, when they were hired by eers, remains to be seen. But if they cm '•"••• *"• their exciting success Wednesday at Bucknell defensive team They double-teamed us a lot. athletic director Frank McLaugJilin to assist on this year's players only half oi then at 7: J0. They then tal

uring their playing days at Fordham University, Tony Mclntosh and Jerry DHobbie handed out more than 700 as- sists to their teammates. This season, just one season removed from their college playing car- eers, the familiar backcourt combo is handing out an assist of a different kind—as assistant coaches. It was no coincidence that during their : \. * four years here, between 1981-85, the Rams, On the Sidelines 0^^ J?!J* with Mclntosh and Hobbie taking care of business in the backcourt, had four of their - t M most successful seasons ever. Fordham com- piled a 75-49 record over that span, earning four consecutive National Invitation Tourna- ment bids. Although Mclntosh and Hobbie graduated in the spring of 1985, never having reached the more prestigious NCAA tournament, the two departed Fordham with a great fondness for the University and for bas- ketball. So it was hardly surprising that when new head coach Bob Quinn suggested that they return to Rose Hill as his assistants, they answered the call. Mclntosh, who hasn't lost his soft-spoken manner and friendly smile, said the opportu- nity to coach at Fordham is a chance to say After a brief stint with the Westchester Golden Apples of the USBL and a tour of English ball, "thanks" to the University for what it did for Jerry Hobbie has returned to the fold of the Fordham Rams. him. The trails that led the pair back to Ford- NBA," but admitted that "he just wasn't pre- Mclntosh did. The Suns, feeling that they "It [the position] means a great deal any- ham were different, but both involved the pared for [the try-out] mentally." had to give all their drafted rookies a little time you can come back and pay back what game of basketball. While Mclntosh never Frustrated but not ready to give up, longer look than free agents such as Mclntosh, was given to you," Mclntosh said. "It's a got the call from the NBA on draft day in 1985 Mclntosh received another chance when form- cut the 6-2 guard. Future attempts to make pleasure to be back and to work with the guys that many felt he deserved, Hobbie pursued a er Fordham coach Tom Penders arranged a the pros are unlikely, he said, "even though again." professional career in the United States Bas- try-out for his All-America guard with the you get that burning desire every now and Several of the players on the current team ketball League and later, in England. Phoenix Suns. At the Suns' rookie camp, Mc- then." played with Mclntosh and Hobbie when they "When it happened [not getting drafted], lntosh said he "played the best basketball of Hobbie's stint in the USBL lasted one were active. Most are no more than two or I was very disappointed. I can honestly say my life" and "dominated play as far as the year, A member of the Westchester Golden three years younger than the two coaches. Yet that it was one of the saddest days in my life," guards were concerned." Apples, Hobbie called his USBL career "a the age difference helps, rather than harms, Mclntosh recalled. The New Jersey native, But, Mclntosh said, "you have to realize great opportunity to play professional basket- their rapport with former teammates, who had played basketball since the second that the NBA is a business and the coach ball." Mclntosh and Hobbie agreed. grade, suddenly stopped playing the game for doesn't really have the final decision. It's the Hobbie's play with Westchester "made a "We know what these guys think from general manager. You can get caught up in several months after that. continued on page 18 playing with them," Hobbie said. "We know That summer, however, Mclntosh went that." how they're going to react in certain situa- to Indiana for a try-out with the Pacers, only tions." to encounter more disappointment. The "Really, it's not too bad," Mclntosh said Pacers, looking for a guard with pro experi- of the age factor. "We were seniors when they ences, chose Carl Nicks, a former teammate of started to come into their own. Jerry and 1 Larry Bird at Indiana State, over Mclntosh. were almost like coaches on the floor [then]." Mclntosh had felt that he "could play in the FORDHAM FLASHES The Liberty Football Conference an- "Chaos," champions of the Boarder lounced its first and second all-star teams Intramural Football League, defeated Monday and seven Fordham players were "Human Tripods," champions of the lonored. As expected, (RB) Chip Kron and Commuter League, 22-13, The win allows (OT) Vinny Tuzeo were chosen as members of "Chaos" to travel to New Orleans for the sec- the first offensive team while (DE) MartyMaz- ond straight year to compete for the national zara was voted to the first defensive team. The Hag football championship. second offensive team included (RB) Ricky Hollawell and (C) Toe Lindner while (DE) "olin Whyte, (LB) Tommy Feda and (DB( ST. JOHN'S, 80-61 Kenny Torrez were voted to the second defen- FORDHAM (61)—Pedi;o 5-0-10, Jones 1-2- ce team. Hollawell was also chosen as the 4, Williams 4-7-15, Paterno 3-0-6, Franco 6-4-16; conference's co-rookie of the year. Parrotta 0-0-0, Robinson 1-2-4, Bantum 1-0-2, 'AROUND THE MAAC" O'Sullivan 0-0-0, Brooks 0-0-0, McCIendon 1-2-4, Quartlebaum 0-0-0. Totals 22-56,17-24,61. Lionel Simmons, of LaSalle, was named Rookie-of-week. The 6-6 forward ST. JOHN'S (80)~Glass 6-0-13, Shelton 6- averaged 14 points and four rebounds in the 2-14, Bross 1-0-2, Jackson 10-4-25, Lewis 1-0-2, Baldi 2-0-4, Shurina 0-1-1, Hempe! 5-1-11, Brust Explorers first two games. After losing to 4-0-8, Fitzpitrick 0-0-0. Totals 35-54,8-10,80. 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