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Friday, February 25, 1994 Bowling Green, Ohio Volume 77, Issue 106 Political correctness discussed by Kirk Pavellch Undergraduate Student editor-in-chief Government's National, State and Community Affairs Commit- A collection of faculty and stu- tee, included a student and facul- dent panelists gathered to dis- ty member arguing in favor of cuss the implications of political political correctness and a stu- correctness in the Business Ad- dent and two faculty members ministration building Thursday arguing against it. night. Jack Taylor, assistant vice The forum, sponsored by the president of multicultural af- fairs, argued along with former Ward One council candidate Sam Melendez in favor of political correctness. Taylor said the term should imply the use of actions and words which are considered "morally correct." However, the word's meaning is often twisted to produce opposition to policies of inclusion, equity and anti- 1 • ' bigotry efforts, he added. "Because of the highly nega- tive connotation of anything po- litical, it becomes possible to fos- ter public opinion and opposition to ideas and initiatives that most reasonable people support," Tay- Zeller lor said. r Steven Ludd, associate profes- sor of political science, voiced his opposition to political cor- rectness along with sociology professor Richard Zeller and James Walters, co-chairman of the Ohio College Republicans. Ludd said he believes political correctness has a tendency to The BG NrwilKHi Wtlrx.tr halt the free flow of ideas in so- Associate professor of political science Steven Ludd speaks on the Jack Taylor (right) and professor of sociology, Richard Zeller (left) ciety. He added that unpopular Implications of political correctness In the Business Administration listen to his claim. views should be allowed to be ex- building Thursday night. Vice president of multicultural affairs, pressed, so that they then can be challenged and discredited by of fascist regime that we have Ludd said. litical ideology. than earned because they hadn't those more educated in the sub- from the political right when we Zeller argued against political Two years ago, Zeller's sociol- agreed with the instructor's ject. challenge anyone who suggests correctness and the widespread ogy classes conducted a survey viewpoints. "I worry that the political left - that we ought not to be allowed to concern that students are being which asked University students According to Zeller, half of all Taylor where I think my ideology often discuss these issues and the vul- "mugged," with it when their whether they believed they had is - is turning into the same type garity that surrounds them," grades are affected by their po- ever been assigned a lower grade See PC, page five. Director chosen as president of Finalists to be presented by Leah Bamum he said. terms of student affairs," he ty will begin to conduct the News staff writer "[The whole situation] is said. interviews, he said. pretty confidential at this The candidates all have A permanent vice president national chapter The search for a vice presi- time," he said. working knowledge of many for student affairs should be in dent of student affairs is wind- Because of the large number aspects of the job, like the place around June, said Ron ing down, and the finalists will of candidates, the finalists workings of financial aid and Zweirlein, the interim vice oy Jim Vlckers be presented to President Paul have extensive qualifications, student activities, Jackson president for student affairs. News contributing writer Nlidwesreooperative Olscamp by the end of next Jackson said. said. Zweirlein, director of recre- Education Association week, according to Jason Jack- ational sports at the Universi- The director of cooperative son, chairman of the selection ty, has filled the position since education at the University has committee "People should understand that the pool Bob Arrowsmith, the former been named president of the S BruceSmith, director of the The committee started out of candidates we have are all outstanding vice president for student af- Midwest Cooperative Education University's cooperative education with more than 90 candidates fairs, retired last September. Association. program named lo MCEA. for the position from within in terms of student affairs." However, Zweirlein is not a Bruce Smith, who has been the and outside of the University, Jason Jackson, USG president candidate to fill the position director of the University's co- S Smith named to largest chapter Jackson said. permanently, he said. operative education program of the national organization of However, the number of fin- since 1982, is the new president cooperative education. alists, and whether or not any "People should understand After the finalists are sub- "I plan to be very active of the largest chapter of the • The University's cooperative of them are from within the that the pool of candidates we mitted to the president, the right up until the day the new national organization of coop- University, cannot be released. have are all outstanding in support staffs at the Universi- person comes in," he said. erative education. education program is the largest in The Midwest association the state, finding more than 750 co- covers a nine-state region and in- op assignments with about 450 cludes more than 400 members, employers annually. consisting of educators and em- ployers of cooperative education Home schooling defended students. "The organization is run by a erative education program," 31-member board of governors Smith said. by Carole Feldman ment that school districts certify to public schools. "shall not be construed to bar and I chair that board. I'm re- The University's co-op pro- The Associated Press that full-time teachers are quali- House members were pressed private, religious or home sponsible for coordinating the gram is the largest in the state, fied to teach their assigned sub- into action by thousands of phone schools from participation in business of the organization," finding more than 750 co-op as- WASHINGTON - Stunned by a jects. calls, letters and faxes from programs or services under this Smith said. signments with about 450 em- campaign that flooded Capitol "It's an unnecessary solution to those who feared the federal act." The office of president is a ployers annually. switchboards, the House attemp- a non-existing problem," said government was trying to assert "We had real reason to be three-year term. The first year is Faculty members who work ted Thursday to reassure Ameri- Ford, chairman of the House Ed- its control over home schooling. afraid," said Mike Farris, presi- served as president-elect, the with Smith spoke highly of his cans the federal government will ucation and Labor Committee. Religious broadcasters and some dent of the Home School Legal second as president and the third experience and ability to fill his not try to license parents who The lone dissenter was Rep. talk shows picked up on the mes- Defense Association. as immediate past president, he new position. teach their children at home. George Miller, D-Calif., who saw sage. "If they meant all public said. "I'm sure he will make a great Opening debate on reauthori- his language stripped from the The House also approved, schools, all they had to say was Smith said he believed his elec- contribution to the MCEA He zation of the Elementary and bill. He called the vote a "tragic 374-53, an amendment by Rep. all public schools. If they meant tion to the presidency was direct- has a lot to give. He Is extremely Secondary Education Act, the ending to this story" and said it Dick Armey, R-Texas, that goes all schools that receive federal ly related to the success of the reliable and dependable and can House, by a 424-1 vote, approved would result In children being even further than Ford's. It funds, all they had to say was all cooperative education program bring a lot of new ideas," said an amendment that says nothing taught by unqualified teachers. states that "nothing in this act schools that receive federal and staff at the University. Carol Kreienkamp, cooperative In the bill applies to home Miller's spokesman, Daniel shall be construed to permit, al- funds." "In part my election reflects administrative secretary. schools. Weiss, said the congressman low, encourage or authorize any Farris, who estimated that my Involvement in professional "I guess Smith's experience in The amendment, sponsored by would have accepted language federal control over any aspect 600,000 to 1 million children are organizations, but it also reflects Rep. William Ford, D-Mich., stating explicitly that the certifi- of any private, religious or home how my peers view our coop- See SMITH, pafft three. stripped from the bill a require- cation requirement applied only school." It said the language See SCHOCXING, page four.
In four years, Falcon de- Snow. High in the middle Adrian Tlo, an associate Surgeon General Joyce- 20s. Variable winds 5 to 10 lyn Elders labeled smoking fenseman Jeff Wells has professor and associate di- mph becoming north. an adolescent addiction risen to the top of the team INSIDE rector of the University's Chance of snow 80 percent. School of Art, was recently Thursday and accused the and the league. The tri- tobacco industry of trying captain ranked in the top Tonight.Cloudy with a T II E awarded $5,000 for the 1994 chance of snow early...Then Individual Artist Fellow- to convince teen-agers that five nationally in scoring cigarettes will make them clearing. Low 5 to 10. ship from the Ohio Arts Chance of snow 40 percent. Council. sexy and successful. «-Page 6. »Page7. Saturday.Mostly sunny. NEWS » Page 4. High in the middle 20s.
■' The Editorial Page The BG News page two Friday, February 25, 1994 The BG News THERE'S NO REAL UNLESS IT PASSES. "A Commitment to Excellence" HEALTH CARE CRISIS...
Kirk Pavelich Glen Lubbert editor-in-chief managing editor
Julie Tagliaferro Eileen McNamara assistant managing editor news editor
Sharon Turco Michael Zawacki Scott DeKatch city editor editorial editor Insider editor E.A.R.tothe Ground... Maybe University President Paul Olscamp was right. We don't have a parking problem at this University, we have a walking problem. Yeah, walking on the icy sidewalks was definitely a real problem for the majority of University students Wednesday morning. E.A.R. to the Ground believes the only way the snow removal team could have got- ten the sidewalks slicker than they were was to use the ice rink's Zamboni to clear the snow away. The experts at E.A.R. have a suggestion for the next time the campus sidewalks get that treacherous Imagine life in Klingerland - salt. Here's another suggestion: cinders. *•• And they elected me king, and Another thing: An alternative then they told me to quit. would be to buy a Grab-For-Cash E.A.R. to the Ground would like to say Kudos to all -Paul Johnson, booth from some old game show. of those who participated, supported and contributed sung by Gone Daddy Finch Then, when a student group came to the AIDS Benefit Concert. We were going to write an en- to us asking for money to put on a All six bands rocked the roof off of Howard's tire column about those resume- program, we would not judge Wednesday night which collected an estimated $1000 padding geeks from USG. But we them by how much money we for David's House in Toledo. aren't, because we've chosen to think they need, but by how long devote half our space to a special they deserve to spend in the E.A.R. believes this "Super Bowl of Rock 'n Roll," vision of what the United States money booth. should be the role model for other groups who want could be. to support a worthwhile cause and promote the local This special vision was brought Sam Mike Well, Dave, your debate pro- music scene. to our attention by regional rock Cook gram on the Klingerland proposal *** star Eric Klinger of Gone Daddy Melendez seems like a good idea. Three Finch, and the vision was made minutes in the booth! It has been brought to E.A.R.'s attention, from our clearer by several mini-pitchers So Dave would get three plastic-headed and confidential sources in SIC SIC, of Rolling Rock during the AIDS minutes in the Grab-For-Cash Benefit Concert. Basically, USG is a group of people booth. The fan turning, the that their mode of transportation was taken by Da- pseudo-intellectually masturbating over a money flying, Dave grabbing, oh ddy Olscamp during the big bad budget crunch some Balkcnize Nowl good God in heaven, imagine the time back. Let's face it. As Americans, we bunch of suggestion cards. fun! We're exhausted, part This means the University's overall-clad, gas at- all aren't getting along. The lib- three... tendant look-alikes (fill 'er up, please) have been erals whine and the conserva- traveling on foot, over hill and dale, through sleet tives bitch, thus violent higgley- Yeah, what about Hawaii and power! USG gives away money! The Sam and Mike Super In- and snow and sub-zero cold to bring us signs of wit piggley has broken out and no- Alaska? Oh, tone down your rhetoric formation Highway. and (deep?) thoughts. body is really very happy with What about 'em? What do they just a tad. Giving away $32,000 of Construction is done, and Maybe SIC SIC could apply for a car loan. But how each other. Are they? give us, coconuts and snow? Who student fees to begging campus there's no speed limit. would they sign for it? "Please sign on the dotted We agree with Eric when he needs it? Give Alaska to Zhirin- groups is not power. In our attempt to write the first line, Crash Dummy. Now is it Mr. or Ms.? Or do you says it is time to Balkanize. We ovsky, just let him have it. And You know, if we were running ever semi-interactive newspaper don't need to have 48 continuous give Hawaii back to the Monar- for USG Prez and VP (we're not, column, we got an e-mail ac- go by just your number?" When was the last time states, we need two - a state for chy. so simmer down), we'd do one of count. So, send us your gossip you've seen a SIC SIC monkey get a car loan? What liberals and a state for conserva- So that's half our column! How two things: (true or untrue, we'll print it!) do you use as collateral - bananas! tives. do you like it so far? And all Eric and nominees and catagories for And another thing, who would drive? We at E.A.R. We'll put the conservatives on wanted in return was his name in One thing: When we'd win, and The Sam and Mike Honors Col- hope it isn't the Crash Dummy or the dwarf who can't the left (just for fun). They get the paper and a smoke. Buddy, of course we'd win, you know umn, and we'll send you unedited see out of its eyes or tie its shoes. Darryl Gates, Tonya Harding, you got the smoke on Wednesday, why? 'Cause we're so damn versions of our columns, East Rush Limbaugh's ventriloquist and here's your name again: Eric handsome. Yes, we are! Merry Madness updates and dummy James Walters and a Klinger. And now, part two... Granted, of course, we aren't whatever junk we can come up bunch of guns and big sticks. The What to do about USG. nearly as handsome as outgoing with. The account number is The BG News Staff liberals (now on the right) will The G stands for government, USG president Jason T. Jackson. [email protected]. get Gloria Steinem, Jesse Jack- which Is misleading, because that But then, who on this campus is photo editor Ross Weiuncr son and maybe John Bernard. implies power, which USG that handsome? Nobody! It's im- Speaking of East Merry Mad- (Discussion Question: Or do the doesnt have. USG is really a possible! It just can't be done! ness, one of our sources (Charlie assistant photo editor Nathan Wallace liberals bitch and the conserva- bunch of people sitting around, His pores, they exude softness! from East Evers) reports that the sports editor Mark DcCham tives whine? Cite examples.) whining and complaining about a Sure, we're as straight as rulers, front of the t shirts will read assistant sports editor Randy Seller So we've got the liberals on one bunch of bills, which arent bills, but that is one damn handsome Don't call it a comeback... and assistant sports editor Mike Kazimorc side taxing and spending and tax- 'cause that would imply they man. Yes, sir! Yes, sir! the back will read East Merry Insider managing editor Joe Peiffcr ing and spending, while the con- would grow up to be laws, which Where were we? Ah, yes. So Madness and Frazee Frenzy, special projects editor Dawn Keller servatives are on the other side is untrue. They grow up to be we'd win, and take the $32,000, April 22 and 23,1994. assistant special projects editor Leah Barnum beating the hell out of each other. suggestions. climb on top of the Union on Next week: UT's basketball copy chief Meridilh McCrackcn We'll let this go on until the Basically, USG is a group of some random Friday afternoon teams are coming to town, and year 2000. Then, whichever side people pseudo-intellectually and throw it to the masses hud- we're ready to talk some trash. is in better shape, wins. That's it! masturbating over a bunch of dled below. That'd be it! USG Sam Melendez and Mike Cook The BG News Editorial Office Let's call it Klingerland, since it suggestion cards. would have to disband, and we are weekly columnists for The BG was his idea. Any questions? Hey, that's not fair! USG has could go back to sleep. News. editor 372-6966 Insider 372-6967 What do you think about making the AIDS class mandatory over the managing editor 372-2603 assistant managing editor 372-6968 news editor 372-2952 physical education classes at Bowling Green State University? city editor 372-6968 sports editor 372-2602 editorial 372-2604
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Howard Metzenbaum, D-Ohio f Peek-a-boo Top Singles Top Albums ACROSS Weekly charts for the Weekly charts for the THE NATION naUon'8 best-selling nation's best-selling singles as they appear albums as they appear Genetic homosexuality in next week's issue of in next week's issue of SAN FRANCISCO - A resear- Billboard magazine. Billboard magazine. cher who found a genetic pattern Reprinted with Reprinted with that predisposes toward homo- permission. Platinum permission. sexuality said Monday he would do all in his power to prevent that signifies more than 1 1. Music Box, Mariah discovery from ever being mis- million copies sold. Carey (Columbia) , used. Platinum. "There will never be a test to 1. The Power of Love, 2. Ton! Braxton, Toni tell if someone is gay," pledged Celine Dion (Music) Dr. Dean Hamer, a National Can- Braxton (Laface) cer Institute researcher. 2. The Sign, Ace of Base 3.12 Play, R. Kelly He said he would act through (Arista) (Jive) Platinum. patent rights to block commer- 3. Whatta Man, Salt-N- 4. Very Necessary, Salt- cialization of any test that would Pepa featuring En N-Pepa (Next Plateau) detect the presence of the homo- Vogue (Next Plateau- Platinum. sexual gene pattern that he iden- tified last July. London) 5. Doggy Style, Snoop "This is not an issue that just 4. Without You-Never Doggy Dogg (Death affects gays," Hamer told a sym- Forget You, Mariah Row-lnterscope) posium of sexual orientation re- Carey (Columbia) Platinum. searchers at the national meeting 5. Breathe Again, Toni of the American Association for 6.Klckin'KUp,John the Advancement of Science. Braxton (Laface) Michael Montgomery "There will be genes found for 6. All for Love, Bryan (Atlantic) other characteristics. I'm wor- Adams-Rod Stewart- 7. August & Everything ried about the possibilities," he Sting (A&M) Platinum. After, Counting Crows said. 7. So Much In Love, AU- (Geffen) Hamer and his research team 4-One (Blitzz) isolated a pattern on the X chro- 8. The Colour of My mosome that was linked to homo- 8. Now and Forever, Love," Celine Dion sexuality in a study of 40 pairs of Richard Marx (Capitol) (Music) homosexual brothers. 9. Cantaloop, US3(Blue 9. The Sign, Ace of Base A male with that gene marker, Note) (Arista) Platinum. Hamer said, has a SO percent 10. Hero, Mariah Carey 10. Greatest Hits1, Tom chance of being gay. (Columbia) Platinum. Petty & the Members of the gay communi- Heartbreaker8 (MCA) ty have expressed fears that a test for the gene marker could be used to identify unborn babies that had a higher-than-normal SMITH probability of becoming gay. There was concern that a positive Continued from page one. "Since it's essential that we pool our experience resources to test would lead some mothers to the evolution of the cooperative address those issues, it's going to abort their babies. Some also worried that society would use education program makes him take someone who works well the knowledge to eradicate the aware of how to address some of with people," she said. gay predisposition through gene- the state legislation and federal Smith is also the former presi- tic engineering. legislation that's going to be im- dent of the Ohio Cooperative Ed- pacting cooperative education," ucation Association and was Because he is author of the said Susan Young, cooperative named its Educator of the Year in study that linked the gene mar- education field coordinator. 1980. ker to homosexuality, Hamer APPkMo/CIII Allen said he could patent the test used A model wears a beadedface mask and bodice during a presenlation by designers 'New Renaissance" to detect the marker and then during the showing of their collection In London, Thursday for the upcoming Autumn/Winter fashion. control use of that test. 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I The Ohio Student Association, great job. * * *The Ohio Student Asso- considered before the Ohio legis- lent offenders. just think it's about treating peo- the only lobbying group in Ohio "OSA wasn't really doing much ciation is planning to mount a lature includes two bills dealing "My problem is not whether ple with dignity and respect." devoted exclusively to students, until Mark took over," Mathe student march in Columbus April with student housing, a sug- it's advantageous to be a man or a Ludd said despite all intentions will soon be looking for a new said. "He reorganized it and gave 13. The march, which OSA is gested establishment of a higher woman," Zeller said. "My prob- of political correctness speech, president. Current OSA Presi- it a much stronger voice. OSA dubbing "lobby day," is being education scholarship fund, a lem is if you write that it's advan- the most damage it does involves dent Mark Conte has announced has really made a difference in done to spotlight college stu- proposal to put voter registration tageous to be a man, and the the restrictions it places on free that he will step down in August. issues like the Student Trustees dents' concerns and issues. cards in tax returns and a bill women is oppressed and ex- speech and the punishment it Conte, who is planning to at- Bill and Conte deserves a lot of OSA is the only lobbying group dealing with sexual harassment ploited, you pass. If you write doles out to those who oppose the tend graduate school in the fall, the credit for that." in Ohio devoted exclusively to for universities. that the advantage is to the wom- "moral majority." said that he has enjoyed his time Another admirer of OSA is students concerns and issues. University OSA representative en and the man is being op- "It essentially creates a rule with OSA immensely. USG Vice-President Chad Luck- OSA president- Mark Conte said Jen Mathe is looking forward to pressed, you fail." where we'll restrict anybody who ner. Luckner said he was very the march is being planned to lobby day. Mathe expects a min- Melendez responded that the disagrees with us, anybody who "I can't begin to tell you how impressed with OSA when he give legislation affecting stu- imum of 100 University students real problem lies with the fact cannot articulate with the kind of much I've learned here as presi- went to Columbus with other stu- dents a push in the right direc- to attend the rally. that despite all the talk of equal- sensitivity we may personally dent," said Conte, from OSA's dent government for the propon- tion. ity between the sexes, women think people should share," Ludd head office in Columbus. "I think ent hearings of the Student "We want to let legislators "Personally I think if the pub- still make only 76 cents to the said. I can look back at my time as Trustees Bill. know that OSA is here and we're lic gets interested in this, we can dollar of a man. Politically cor- president and say OSA accom- "I was very impressed with the going to remain here next year send more than 200 students," rect speech provides the respect "It says 'let's punish them so plished a lot. We were able to re- leadership of OSA under Conte," when there's an election," Conte Mathe said. "We have a reputa- they deserve, he said. they don't say anthing we don't focus our sights on issues that Luckner said. "I think he brought said. "Hopefully this march will tion for sending a lot of students "It's nice and great to think want to hear,'" he added. 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WHEN YOU RIDE Falcons DRUNK, ONE MORE FOR Injuries are part of athletics THE ROAD CAN HAVE host IUPA AN ENTIRELY You see them hobbling felt it give out and pop to the or frolicking on the beach like about that," she said. "We had DIFFERENT MEANING. around campus. It's hard not to side. many other students will. After been conditioning since the miss the knee braces and crut- "I thought I was okay and I the surgery she faces many second week of school, running ches. They are the walking- stood up later, but it just gave hours of rehabiliation to get and getting into shape. We just by Ray DeVlto Alcohol<]uickly affects your judgment, wounded - Falcon athletes. out and I fell down," she said. back into shape. The surgery got into routines and we're just News sports writer balance, and coordination. Don't It seems like there are a The little girl who began and rehabilitation will cause getting into competing, the drink and ride. Or your last The Falcon gymnastic team x large number of athletes wob- gymnastics classes around age her to miss classes until she is best part of the season. We drink might be your last drink. will host Indiana University of WTMCYCU uren FMMU TMNX bling around campus. The five, but did not seriously start ready. were finally getting going hockey team has four players the sport until seventh grade, "I'm trying to decide if it was and...oh, it's really frustrating. Pennsylvania in its final home who will not play this weekend. is now a sophomore nursing a a good year to do it or not," she meet of the year Sunday. Gymnastics has seen two bad knee. laughed. "I guess it is better "But a lot of sports you can The Falcons, 1-4 overall and 0-3 OPEN players lost to season-ending that I didn't do it later on or my keep playing with an injury. I'- in the Mid-American Conference, knee injuries. Shane Kline- freshman year. Of course I ve competed with injuries be- are looking to rebound from last Ruminski is accumulating wouldn't have liked to do it at fore, but when it's something Saturday's loss to conference minutes on the bench with his anytime." like this you really can't do rival Central Michigan. broken hand. anything about it. Gymnastics Despite losing Saturday, the I caught up to gymnast Nikki She misses competing, but is such a difficult sport to keep Falcons had many fine perform- Riggs, not a very difficult task misses her teammates far competing in because it's so ances that they would like to considering she's maneuvering more. Getting the chance to demanding, but that's the duplicate Sunday. around campus wearing a big, compete and work out with her nature of the sport,"she added. Karen Jordan placed first bulky knee brace. Riggs is just teammates is one of the moti- (9.55) on the floor exercise and third on the vault (9.55) and bars one of the injured, but her feel- Randy vating factors to returning to Riggs has a long road of re- ings about it are pretty similar the sport. hab in front of her to get back (9.325). Her scores on the vault and uneven bars were season to that of most athletes. Setter "That's the hardest part," into shape for next season. She She saw her season end after she sighed. "It's really hard, doesn't display any bitterness bests for her. BG's first home meet against "It was really strange - I've especially going to practices as she ambles away. She Erne Cole, Kim Pope and Elisa Illinois State after completing never really hurt myself be- and stuff. I can't, it's so hard to doesnt want tears shed for her Martinelli reached season highs. Cole scored a 9.4 on the balance her dismount from the uneven fore," she said. "I've sprained watch them all working out. At or even a little sniffle. bars. She landed perfectly, but my ankle a lot of times." the meets ~ it's terrible." beam, Pope scored a 9.35 in the floor exercise and Martinelli doubled over in pain. The injury was diagnosed as Is it unfair that she put in all Break a leg, Nikki..uh.on "I landed my dismount and I a torn anterior cruciate liga- the time and training through- second thought, just rehab scored a 9.4 on the vault. thought it was fine," Riggs ment. This means she'll be out the previous summer, the safely and quickly. said. "I was fine in the air and I having surgery during spring fall and the spring prior to the BG scored team bests on the thought I stuck my dismount, break instead of going to Vir- season? "No, but it's really Randy Setter is assistant vault with 46.875, the uneven and it just popped. My knee, I ginia with the rest of her team frustrating and I keep thinking sports editor of The News. bars at 44.95 and the floor exer- ICENTER FOR CHOICF cise with 46.675. 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NKA IIKA IIKA IIKA IIKA IIKA IIKA IIKA IIKA IIKA IIKA IIKA IIKA IIKA IIKA IIKA IIKA The BG News Sports Friday, February 25, 1994 page nine Turner Italians reap wins skating wealth of gold by Larry McShane "This was her race," said Com- The Associated Press pagnoni. Martina Ertl of Germany was a gold LILLEHAMMER, Norway - distant second and Vreni - The Olympics got back to basics Schneider of Switzerland was by Larry McShane Thursday, with Italy's Manuela third. The top American finisher The Associated Press Di Centa staking her claim as was Eva Twardokens in seventh. queen of Lillehammer and The United States, sixth with LILLEHAMMER, Norway - A teammate Deborah Compagnoni nine medals (5-3-1), hoped to add gold medal makes people react sweeping to an emotional gold to its total when short-track differently. Italy's Manuela Di medal. speedskater Cathy Turner de- Centa shrugged hers off. Her Alberto Tomba arrived with fended her gold medal in the 500 teammate, Deborah Compagnoni, the nickname and the fanfare, meters. The U.S. hockey team cried for a dead friend. And but it's Di Centa who goes home played the Czech Republic in a America's Cathy Turner nearly with all the medals - two gold, consolation game. had to hire a lawyer. two silver and one bronze - after The biggest news on ice was a her first in the women's 30-ki- serious practice collision that lometer cross-country ski race. Speedskaters were at the heart sent two of Nancy Kerrigan's top She is tops among all athletes competitors for the gold reeling. of a controversy Thursday. in Lillehammer with her medal World champion Oksana Baiul, Turner defended her Olympic collection, the undisputed leader. gold in a bitterly disputed who was second going into Fri- day's free skate, needed stitches contest, boosting the U.S. medal "I don't feel like a queen," she in her bleeding right leg after the count into double figures and said. "I feel like a cross-country pile-up. Germany's Tanja Szewc- bringing charges that she was skier." zenko, who was fifth, was carried one ugly American. DI Centa defeated her main off the ice but later returned to rival, Lyubov Egorova, to foil the skate. Turner, a former Ice Capades Russian's pursuit of Olympic his- The accident happened when skater, trailed silver medalist tory. Egorova had an unprece- the pair, each going backward at Zhang Yanmei of China until they dented nine medals in nine races full speed, slammed into each bumped late in the race. No coming into the 30K, and a gold other. Both are expected to go in harm, no foul, said Turner. The would have given her a Winter Friday's free skate, which is contact decided the race, said Games record of seven. worth two-thirds of their score. Yanmei. Instead, she wound up fifth -- "It's scary," said Kerrigan, d her first Olympic finish beyond who was warming up with the The officials agreed with the top two, after five medals in two women when the accident Turner. An incensed Yanmei Albertville and three golds and a occurred. stormed from the medal stand silver in Norway. While the crash occurred in a Thursday night, pitching a bou- The record could still fall in near-empty rink, the Wednesday quet of flowers across the rink, 1998. If the 27-year-old Egorova night showdown between Kerri- after her protest was rejected. needs inspiration to keep com- gan and Tonya Harding appears ready to become the most- Yanmei was then hugged by Ca- The Associated Press peting, she can find it in Di nadian skater Nathalie Lambert, Centa, who won this year at age watched sporting event in Amer- who called Turner "brutal" and U.S. Olympic short track speedskater Cathy Turner waves the flag in celebration of her Olympic gold 31. ican television history. blamed the American for her medal. Marit Wold of Norway was Overnight Nielsen ratings in- quarterfinal fall. second in 1:25.57.8 as the host na- dicated it could pass the 1982 tion made its move to overtake Super Bowl, the current No. 1, "If there was something Russia as the overall medals and wind up fourth overall be- wrong, I would have been disqua- Hawks get Manning leader. Russia has 21 total (10 hind the final MASH episode, lified," said Turner, whose gold, seven silver, four bronze); the Who-Shot-J.R. episode of Dal- teammate Amy Peterson finished Norway has 20 (8-9-3); Germany las and the miniseries Roots. third. by Chris Sheridan teams receiving no compensa- minutes a game for Los Angeles. has 17 (6-5-6), as does Italy (6-3-8) The Associated Press tion. "I'm relieved that it's finally in its best Winter Games ever. In other action: Turner, who won the 500-meter "We have been exhaustive in over and I'm just glad I know The ski party appears over for - Japan won its third gold me- short-track speedskating at its The Danny Manning sweep- our efforts," Clippers vice presi- where I'm going to be for the the Americans, who won four dal in Winter Games history Albertville debut, repeated her stakes went to the wire Thursday dent Elgin Baylor said. "We're next few months," Manning said. medals in the first four events when it successfully defended its medal-winning effort. She now night, and the Atlanta Hawks very satisfied with this deal. "We haven't talked about a new but have been shut out in the last Olympic title in the team Nordic has four Olympic medals - a gold won by surrendering the best There were other deals I con- contract yet," he added. three. Giant slalom hopeful Heidi combined, easily defeating Nor- and a relay bronze here, and a player in franchise history. sidered, a lot of them I looked In the Hornacek-for-Malone Voelker of Pittsfield, Mass., way and Switzerland. The U.S. gold and a relay silver from 1992. The Hawks sent Dominique at." trade, the Jazz acquired a better wiped out in her second run team had its best Olympic finish Wilkins and a No. 1 draft choice The Houston Rockets, Portland all-around player in Hornacek Thursday. ever, coming in seventh. The twin medals boosted the to the Los Angeles Clippers for Trial Blazers and Miami Heat but gave up a player with a better "Nerves definitely played a U.S. medals count to 11, match- Manning on the final day trades were among the other teams vy- shooting percentage. part," Voelker said. "I felt all ~ Lina Cherjazova gave Uzbe- ing its highest Winter Games were allowed by the NBA ing for Manning. Asked why he Hornacek is averaging 16.6 right at the start, and then I got a kistan its first medal in the first- total ever on foreign soil. The six There were two other deals. accepted Atlanta's offer, Baylor points on 46 percent shooting. case of the nerves when I was out ever women's freestyle aerials, gold medals are the Americans' The Utah Jazz acquired shooting said: "Because Dominique is the Malone is averaging 16.2 points on the course." ahead of Sweden's Marie Lind- most since 1980 in Lake Placid, guard Jeff Hornacek and swing- best player." on 49 percent shooting. Compagnoni, skiing one day gren and Norway's Hilde Syn- N.Y.; they also have three silver man Sean Green from the Phila- The acquisition of Manning "He's always been a hard- after Tomba failed to defend his nove Lid. Andreas Schoenbaech- and two bronze. delphia 76ers for guard Jeff Ma- will bring a dramatic change to nosed player," Utah coach Jerry Olympic giant slalom crown, ler of Switzerland took the men's lone. And the Milwaukee Bucks the Hawks, who were tied Thurs- Sloan said of Hornacek. "But the made it a two-gold medal day for aerials ahead of two Canadians, OLYMPIC sent center-forward Frank day with the Chicago Bulls and biggest thing is he's a couple of the Italians with victory in the world champion Philippe Laro- Brickowski to the Charlotte Hor- New York Knicks for best record years younger than Jeff." giant slalom. che and Lloyd Langlois. nets for Mike Gminski and a No. in the Eastern Conference. Wil- In the Brickowski-Gminski In Albertville, Compagnoni BRIEFS 1 pick. kins, despite averaging about trade, the Bucks gave up their blew out her left knee in the giant - Italy defeated France, 3-2, to The Manning trade had been five points less than last year, leading scorer but got an extra slalom in a horrifying fall. After take ninth place in hockey. Nor- Italy defeats France expected because he refused to was still Atlanta's primary first-round pick. coming back to win in Lilleham- way won its first game of the Italy defeated France, 3-2, to re-sign with the Clippers. He and offensive weapon. He was scor- "The key for us in this trade is mer, she dedicated her victory to Olympics, 3-1 over Austria, to take ninth place in hockey. Nor- Wilkins will become unrestricted ing 24.4 points in 49 games. the first-round draft pick," Ulrike Maier, the Austrian skier capture I lth place. Germany way won its first game of the free agents at season's end, free Manning averaged 23.7 points, Bucks coach Mike Dunleavy killed in a downhill race on Jan. played Slovakia later in another Olympics, 3-1 over Austria, to to sign anywhere with their 7.0 rebounds and 4.2 assists in 38 said. 29. consolation game. capture 11th place. Slovakia's team defeated Germany 6-5 in ' l overtime to set up its first meet- ing with the Czechs, a battle for HOWARDS club H fifth place. ap-cbo-02-24-94 1930est R 210 N. Main SKYDIVE Performing Live 352-9951 iS U.S. hockey loses, 5-3 in Business since 1965 The U.S. hockey team lost to Cleveland Parachute Center the Czech Republic, 5-3, in a con- solation game. 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"So Calgary and she is the top U.S. doesnt apply, only because it's placements to a 10th consecu- At the end of the day Thurs- what is new about that?" attic, the kids find a box filled already been done. tive Olympic race. When that day, they were No. 1 in overall with picture after picture of medalist in the Winter Games. Hasn't it become harder to But the 1,000-meter event had How about cutting back on quest ended with a fifth-place medals - 21 to 20 for the Nor- maintain? Grandma standing on platforms their rations, scattering their wegians - and in gold - 10 to 8 with other women. an eerie quality of rerun. There finish, Egorova simply pulled "No," Chernov replied, "be- was Bonnie, effortlessly flying coaches, closing their facili- on her warmups, turned back for their hosts. The other faces change from cause psychologically, we are over the ice. There were the rest, ties, selling off every piece of and looked out over the course winners always." picture to picture, but Grandma left in her wake. The closest, the program that will draw a for a few minutes more. An Olympic win meant eve- is always there, standing on the Anke Baier of Germany, was 1.38 ruble or two, and converting Then she made her way past rything to an ambitious young top step, a big smile on her face. "We never had seconds behind Blair - the one Big Red Machine into 11 reporters and back to the Rus- Soviet athlete. Travel, a car, a The kids dig deeper and come up smaller ones? sian team cabin. Apparently, enough money. We with a handful of medals. While biggest gap on record. cushy job, a reputation. Girl- There was the Brady Bunch, a That's been done, too. Hasn't the only person she planned to never had enough friends or boyfriends and a they have different inscriptions, made much of a difference, share her thoughts with was all but one are gold. three-score collection of family facilities. So what is room of one's own in the fash- and friends in white and gold, either. Winter is always a home herself. ionable Ostinkino section of The kids run down to where game for the Russians. "We're the biggest, richest new about that?" Moscow. Grandma Bonnie sits with her cheering their girl on. There was "They're in their element," country in the world," Bene- Now medals bring flat pay- Meister Brau, watching this Bonnie on the medal stadium, U.S. cross country ski team dick marveled when Egorova's ments, such as the $15,000 per week's quarterfinals in the Tran- waving, singing the National leader Jack Benedick said name came up earlier. "With Alexander Chernov, that Egorova collected for each sUniversal Figure Skating com- Anthem. Thursday. all that, you'd think we'd be Russian Olympian of her three golds. If life on the petition. Despite the hurrahs of the "All you have to do is look at able to produce at least one like right side of the capitalist She explains the pictures and Bunch, the affair had a subdued "em. They just look tough. her." tracks hasn't made the Russian the medals, how back in '94, she air. The fact that Viking Ship "I'm working the para- Mother Russia's cupboard Westerners read news sto- athletes any friendlier, it became the top woman gold Olympic Hall had row after row Olympics next week," Bene- may be bare of everything else, ries about shortages of every- hasn't made them any less medalist in U.S. Olympic history. of empty benches may have con- dick added, "and you ought to but one glance at the medals thing in Russia, from food to formidable, either. Lost in her memories, she doesn't tributed. They couldn't fill the see the Russians' disabled table at these Winter Games apartments, from hockey "It will be a few years still hear the awed question. house even after offering free cross-country ski team. They suggests that she's still got pucks to bobsleds, from hockey that they are at such a high "Tell us. Grandma," they re- admission to those 16 and look tough as hell, too." world-class athletes in abun- players who have fled to the level. They have many juniors peat. "Did you know Nancy Ker- younger. A half-hour later, the dance. NHL to bobsledders who have who were already in the pro- rigan?" It was Bonnie's swan song, but greatest individual medal run The uniforms they're wear- gone over to the Lithuanian gram," said Vladimir Sarano- Let's quickly return to the pre- in Olympic history would end ing now feature blue and white team. And these readers ex- vic. sent. there wasn't a wet eye in the On Wednesday, speedskater house. SPORTS OPtR BRIEFS diaggTo Red Wings beat Whalers RICHFIELD, Ohio - Sergei Fe- dorov assisted on all three De- troit goals and Chris Osgood got his first career shutout as the Red Wings beat the Hartford Whalers 3-0 Thursday night. The win, before a neutral-site crowd of 11.621 at the Richfield Coliseum, pulled the Red Wings into a first-place tie with Toronto in the Central Division at 77 points each. Detroit has played one less game than the Maple Leafs. Hartford dropped to 4-12-3 in its last 19 games. Suns top Timberwolves MINNEAPOLIS - The Phoenix Suns remained unbeaten in 19 games against Minnesota, defeat- ing the Timberwolves 120-101 Thursday night behind 26 points from Cedric Ceballos. Phoenix built a 65-57 halftime lead as Ceballos scored 13 points in the second quarter. Dan Majerle scored 17 of his 21 points in the first quarter, when he tied a Suns record with five 3-pointers. 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Somehow, the search for a successor seems just Cleveland Indians' lineup, every blame." still managed only four home Erik Kramer is already gone, and it's hard to im- as confused as the quarterback controversy that day, and never mind whether Manager Mike Hargrove runs and 19 RBIs. agine either Rodney Peete or Andre Ware wanting almost spoiled the regular season. The Lions are there's a left-handed pitcher on would welcome Sorrento as a And then there are his career anything more to do with the Lions. romancing everyone In sight. the mound for the opposition. regular infielder, so long as he stats against left-handers - .218, Wednesday, the Lions announced the signing of Scott Mitchell, the Miami Dolphins' backup, was The Indians' first baseman shows he can make the grade. compared with .261 against right- former Minnesota Vikings assistant Tom Moore to at the Silverdome on Monday. He appears to be the bats left-handed and spent a lot "If Paul plays first base every handers. be their quarterback coach. But, at the moment, Lions' prime interest. of time on the bench last season day, it allows me to make a few One bright spot is last year's the only quarterback the Lions have under con- "He's like a draft choice with a little experi- when the opposing team put a le- more moves," Hargrove said. "If showing against lefties - .241 - tract is Chuck Long. ence," Lions' general manager Chuck Schmidt fty on the mound. That didn't sit Paul doesn't play, (designated bucking the career numbers. ."We are going to get a good guy," Fontes said. said. "He's 26 years old, he has all the physical well with Sorrento. hitter) Eddie Murray has to play "We are not going to panic or end up with a guy off tools, and he has a lot of upside potential." "To play every day, that's my first, and I have to find another "I was just miserable in the the streets." But the Lions also are expecting visits next week goal this year," he said. DH. second half" of the season, Sor- That's brave talk from a guy who wasted a No. 1 from Sean Salisbury of the Vikings and Chris Mil- The Indians move into a new "So I want Paul to play every rento said. "I didn't know what I draft pick on Ware, the 1989 Heisman Trophy win- ler of the Atlanta Falcons. They also hope to set up ballpark this year, and the April 4 day, but he has to show me he was doing. I was lost." ner, then couldn't find a way to use him. Ware a visit within the next two weeks with Bernie Ko- opener against Seattle will likely can." spent the next four years caught up in a merry-go- sar, who was dumped by Cleveland and signed by see left-hander Randy Johnson Last season won't help in that "I tried to change things in the round with Peete and Kramer. the Dallas Cowboys as Super Bowl insurance. pitching for the Mariners. regard, and Sorrento knows it. middle of the year, but it didn't It wasn't pretty. If those visits don't pan out, Warren Moon and But Sorrento says he plans to He averaged .280 in April and work. A lot of it was mental. I The Lions won the NFC Central two of the past Jim Harbaugh might be available in trade. Hous- be in the lineup that day. May with 11 home runs and 27 completely lost my confidence." three years. But that was mainly because Kramer ton's asking price for Moon might be too high for stepped in late in 1991 and late in 1993 and saved the Lions. The Bears likely would take less for them. Yet he was never considered the No. 1 quar- Harbaugh now. Wells Washington's Mark Rypien and the Rams' Jim terback. Injuries shorten Continued from page seven. "If I thought he was our long-term answer, we Everett also are reported to be up for trade. wouldn't be out there looking," Fontes said. "There Salisbury was 1-4 as a starter for the Vikings, despite some big passing games. Miller, once a Pro His greatest attribute, is the are some good quarterbacks out there who are way he handles himself off the contacting the Detroit Lions." Bowl performer, has had two serious injuries to Cavalier's bench ice, according to York. Kramer, deciding he had taken enough, signed his left knee. Kosar feels his sidearm delivery is The Associated Press Neither Nance nor Daugherty still good enough to start someplace. "He's a very classy individu- earlier this week with the Chicago Bears. They were around for much of al," York said. "He's a great rep- Meanwhile, Ware and Peete aren't burning any gave him $8.1 million for three years. The Lions RICHFIELD, Ohio -- The resentative of [the University]." had been inching up their offer to Kramer, but he bridges. If all else fails, they feel working for the Cleveland Cavaliers' brief flirta- Lions would be better than a real job. "Off the ice, he's the type of never even called them back. tion with a full bench is over. "We've been hurt by kid that a lot of people want to be Clearly, Kramer didn't want to bargain with the "I'm keeping an open mind about everything," For a moment, the Cavaliers Ware said. "I'm just taking my time though this the injury bug all like," BG assistant coach Scott Lions. He wanted to play. had Brad Daugherty back. Larry Paluch said. "They never made me feel like they wanted me," whole process, seeing what's where and going Nance was back, too. year." from there." As cliched as it may sound, Kramer said. "I wanted to be someplace where But Wednesday night's 106-96 Wells takes pride in being a stu- There is talk that Ware might end up with Hous- Danny Ferry, Cleveland they believed in me from the start. The Lions were victory over the Washington Bul- dent athlete, York said. ton. That would reunite him with coach Jack Par- like, 'Yeah, we want you, until we can find someone lets cost them both, as Nance Cavaliers "He prepares for the class- else.'" dee, the man who got him that Heisman. went out with a strained tendon There have been no reports that Peete has room and the ice with 100 per- The Lions started the 1993 season with Peete at in his left foot and Daugherty re- cent effort," York said. quarterback. Peete lost the job to Ware, who lost it scheduled any visits. Yet it is almost certain that aggravated a lower back sprain. Wednesday's game. Daugherty His play on the ice has made back to Peete, who eventually lost it to Kramer. It his five years as a starter will make him attractive "That," said Cavaliers coach left after 11 minutes and Nance him a legitimate first team to some NFL teams, at least as a backup. drove all three of them bananas. And they all were Mike Fratello, "is the NBA. Just missed the entire second half. AU-CCHA and AU-American when you think things are The Cavaliers didn't fold without candidate. straightened out, the unknown them, however, outscoring the "He is one of those guys - be- hits." Bullets 52-43 in the second half cause of his play and not because White Sox set starter Nance, who left on crutches and grabbing 31 second-half re- of the team he plays on or the Wednesday night, would only say bounds to just 14 for Washington. hype he's received - that has be- Despite missing nearly half of The Associated Press "He's the ace of our staff," said he didn't know what he'd done to come a dominant player in our Lamont. "The matchups I wanted last season to injuries, Mitchell Off the bench, Chris Mills had injure the foot. Daugherty, who league," Gwozdecky said. down the line a couple of series hit .341 with 19 homers and 64 13 points, 12 rebounds and two In the event you hadn't already has played parts of four games Although the accolades would guessed, the Chicago White Sox weren't good if Jack had pitched RBIs. with back problems, said he blocked shots, while Danny Saying he wanted to "go out be nice, Wells would rather con- will open the season with Cy in Chicago instead of Toronto." could feel his back getting worse Ferry added 10 points and seven centrate on team goals. and have fun and put Oakland Young Award winner Jack When cleanup hitter Kevin as the night wore on. rebounds and Bobby Phils had 10 "I've proven myself in this back on the charts," Rickey Hen- McDowell on the mound. Mitchell walked into the Cincin- The Cavaliers said Thursday points and four boards. league and those honors would be "I kind of left it up to Jack," nati Reds clubhouse at Plant City, derson reported to the Athletics that Nance was doubtful for Fri- Mark Price had a game-high 22 nice, but I'd rather see this team spring training camp in Scotts- manager Gene Lamont said Fla., he was asked about his day's game against Golden State points. He's the only one who has get back to the Joe Louis Arena Thursday in Sarasota, Fla "Jack weight. dale, Ariz. and Saturday's game against Dal- played in all S3 of the Cavaliers' and hopefully the national tour- said he would rather start the "I don't know how much I lost, las, both at Richfield Coliseum. games. nament," he said. game in Toronto." but I feel pretty good about my- It was the first on-time spring Daugherty was also listed as "I'm proud of the way our guys Like many college hockey McDowell, a 22-game winner self this year," said Mitchell, arrival for baseball's career doubtful for both games. stepped up," Fratello said. players, Wells wants to continue who lost twice to the Blue Jays listed at 244 pounds. "My weight base-stealing champion since his Both are to be re-evaluated "We've been hurt by the injury playing next year and eventually during the regular season and doesn't make any difference at early years with the A's. daily. bug all year," said Ferry. "Even- make it to the National Hockey twice in the American League all to me. John Williams, meanwhile, was tually things will get better for us League. playoffs, had a choice. He could "As long as I can swing the bat "I can't remember the last time suffering Thursday from a mild and we won't have any problems, "It has been a dream of mine to have waited until Chicago's home and do the job the way it's sup- when I came to camp in Februar- inflammation of scar tissue on but for now it hasn't happened play at the next level, and I'm opener April 8 against the Boston posed to be done and drive in y," Henderson said. "It would his right hand, but was listed as that way. We look forward to hoping someone will give me a Red Sox or started the opener at runs, I don't think my weight is a have to have been when I was a probable for Friday's game with when we can be consistently chance to do that," he said. Toronto on April 4. problem." kid." the Warriors. healthy." Classifieds
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Here I had figured overworked, overdrawn and Daddy you're happy their last article all those many, many Thursdays ago had gotten them underslept. Let's hear it for Febru- Rick Hackbarth has been getting 'lynched.' I guess it is true you just cannot keep a good journalist ary. they're together quite controversial, lately. First he down. Call me crazy, but nothing beats since you'd be a blames dysfunctional families for a It's nice to see your current editorial staff has a good enough sense a good rock show. And one for a crook if they ever high crime rate. Now he's calling of humor to allow their unique brand of humor. Keep up the good cause ... well, hey, I'm there. homosexuality the root of all evU. work. Wednesday's AIDS benefit show split up. I tell you, He's saying there should be no sex Duslin M. Ramsey was loads of fun. Powder grooved. every time I kill education. He calls for a return to Dntta. The Sweaty Whiskers were unbe- the basics (and can't even spell No oaa la aa happy about TaVTi return aa we arc Tap. they lievable. Paste was on fire. Gone someone, I blame it grammar). were blackballed, bat Itt It go forth from this day forward that the Daddy Fich? Fantastic. Giraffe on the divorce. torch has beca pasted to i arw generation. Trevor aad Tom arc Boy? Superb. Well. Mr. Hackbarth, you tell Hl-Iarioaa aad hare aaorc baDa thaa every columnist at any other Mommy and Daddy you're happy pablcatloa coanbtaed. Aa a dlsungalshed Journalist once toM a How about the mass comm de- they're together since you'd be a few of us who currently sit k» seats of power here: If you don't partment pulling the rug out on the crook if they ever split up I tell you. have a sense of hamorsboot the ham an condition, yon V« got no prospective "After Dark'' pilot? every time I kill someone, I blame basfateaa being m Joaoallsm. Head on Now. although there is still an out- So our good bud Glen "the ragin' it on the divorce. Go on and slam — ada. side chance of this pilot thing going Pennsylvanlan" Lubbert Is on the what you don't think is normal a through. I think it's just ridiculous. "After Dark" radio show, discuss- week after using your column to You pay good money to get an ed- ing, among other things, the beg for a date (what's the matter, ucation and move on to a decent reasons he was 'removed' from his worried you might be gay?). And career and the very institution job here at the ratcage a year ago. go on. Get rid of sex education. Let SPRING BREAK IS that's supposed to help you do so So, out offalmesstothe wo... wo kids find out for themselves, after backs out on you. That's just plain ... woman (phew) who86ed him. they're pregnant or diseased before cold, man (Okay J and P. when is Jason and Phil call her up and get they're old enough to drive. And ALMOST HERE!!! show with Peiffer and Myself? You her comments. Obviously, she when their children are bom to had Kirk and Glen already, now lei's now has a "first rate journalistic ca- teenage parents forced to live in a go for the good stuff). reer" at the Lorain Morningjournal crime-ridden neighborhood, let (a paper that sends Hs reporters to them go out and commit murder. brothels in the name of journalistic You can just get rid of them then Last we heard. Tonya Harding integrity) and cannot believe our with your death penalty. was in 10th place. According to friend is back at work. I say this: Trevor (of "One Man's Opinion"), Take any copy of The BG News that means nine women are in from last spring and any copy from Thai's it. folks. Gotta git. trouble. this semester and compare. Who As for the whole thing, lay off. makes the better decisions? Harding can fix a transmission fas Scott UeKatch is a failed politi- ter than any grease monkey in a Then Jason goes. "Get rid of that cian from Youngstown, Ohio. In his five-slate radius. Sure, Kerrigan's Coehrs guy. TeD him to try being spare lime, he enjoys eating ground- cute, but when I want to see black for a couple weeks Loser." hog stew and listening to show tunes. spoiled crybaby white girls I catch It was a good show.
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MBY. WHY DON'T WE... ROCK GOSaP FROM TONIGHT: River Run Hike New movie offers old thrills THE RUCK SWAMP Floaters at Easy Street. Rizzo at Howard's and Sprags at Club 21. there's a catch - Emma cannot out of place and gimmicky. Michael SATURDAY: Plough Boys at PcJ- property focus her eyes yet. Al first Apted does a fine Job directing. He leyes. Cotton Mather and Suddenly glance, something win appear uses the camera effectively to give my Darling at Club 21, Big Dave Worth blurry and unfocused to her. but a us the perspective of Emma's and the Ultrasonics at Easy Street, day later, the image will appear as newly acquired vision. and Rizzo at Howards. MONDAY: though that person were really Blink won't give an audience Frank Russojazz trumpet. TUES- the there. How coincidental that Emma anything new in terms of plot, but it DAY:Open Mike at Easy Street. sees the face of a killer one even- will keep them entertained until WEDNESDAY:The Endorphines at Watch ing, but because of the delayed something comes along that is orig- Tuxedo Junction Howards, Jim reaction, the police have a tough inal. Hopefully, that "something," LEFT OF THE DIAL... Franklin Jazz trio at PoDeyes. time believing her as a credible will be soon, because with last by Todd Stanley witness. One cop who does believe year's dull thrillers that included the This past Wednesday's AIDS her is Detective John Hallst rom (Ai- likes of Silver, The Croih, The dan Quinn). who has a long track Vanishing and the horrendous benefit concert at Howards was a by Todd Stanley record with women. What are the Body of Evidence , it seems that big success, repondedly earning in worth the watch excess of one thousand dolalrs for chances that these two will end up the movie industry has been scrap- David's House. T-Shirts are still "Everything is not as it appears." in bed? I'd place the bet. ing the bottom of the barrel. This available for $8. so contact Mike That's the theory in the new thril- The actors are what make this movie is worth the watch, but only Cook or Sam Melendez. lerBUnk starring Aidan Ouinn and film fresh. Quinn is thrown into the at matinee price. Rumor has it it that Ohio's own Madeline Stowe. My theory on mold of the usual womanizing, Video recommendations i with thriller movies as of late is "every- tough cop, made soft by the fact Aidan Quinn, Benny h Joon . With Royal Crescent Mob win be play- thing has been done before." that he loves the woman that he is Madeline Stowe, Revenge and ing Club 21 this March. At least Hollywood seems to having a hard protecting. But he manages to Worth Winning. And with both that's what their fax told us. time coming up with an original break out of the mold in parts and actors, Stakeout suspense movie. Alfred Hitchcock give quite a good performance. WBGU-FM TOP TEN (week managed to do It numerous times Madeline Stowe plays another in a endlnf 22/21/94)... in his career, yet lately, the entire long list of strong women's roles movie business seems to be recy- and once again gives an effective 1. Gone Daddy Finch, "Hope cling the same old stuff. The only performance. Her character Is very That You Get Where You're Want- fresh thriller in the last couple of different for a woman being stal- ing to Go." years has been The Silence of the ked, but at times falls into the "stu- 2. Pavement. "Cut Your Hair." Lambs. Although entertaining, pid victim complex," that affects 3. Jawbox, "Savory" Blink borrows from such thrillers many of the slasher flick charac- 4. Compilation. "Working Holi- as Seiof Love. Jennifer 8. Walt ters. Her dealing with the world of day-Dec." Until Dark and Someone to vision, a world that has suddenly 5. Cub, "Betti-Cola" Watch Over Me. been opened to her, seem to be 6. Vambo Marble Eye, "Two The story Is about a woman authentic. James Remar gives good Trick Pony." named Emma Brody (Madeline supporting help as Qulnn's partner. 7. Jale. "Gold Leather." Stowe) who has been blind since As for the script, it was pointed 8. Green Day. "DooWe." she was eight. Her doctor (Peter out before that it borrows heavily 9. That Dog. Friedman) pulls some strings and from other movies of the genre. 10. Sweaty Whiskers, demo. is able to give her a cornea trans- Much of the plot and its twists plant, restoring her vision. Ah. but seemed as though I had seen them before so it was hard to sustain suspense. Flashbacks and hallu- cinations of people In the mind of Emma, some of whom she could Prices are Falling on not have possibly known, seem CD's and Tapes «$& $11.96 as***,$8.26 Save on our Large Selection of videos. 100's to choose from at always the lowest price WAL MART Excludes double packs and e«tended length. New Store Hours: Mon. -Sat. 7a.m.-11p.m.: Sunday 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. 1120 S. Main St. at W. Gypsy Lane Rd. BOWLING GREEN JFri., Feb 25, 1994 Insider 'The Getaway' just a bad remake
nineties couldn't have the original makes of his own original films. Worth ending in which McQueen and Remakes that are good but inferior McGraw are caught at the end. In- to the original are the most com stead a lame ending is used in the mon case in a remade film. the 1994 version, pulling the punch Some horrible remakes are Ihe that the movie spent so long setting Beite Midler bomb of 1990 titled up. What these changes accom- Stella (the original 1937 film with Watch plish is a remake of a film thai is Barbara Stanwyck called Stella not as good as the original. Dallas ) which earned Stanwyck a The only movie a film should be Oscar nomination. The 1949 thril- by Todd Stanley remade, is if the filmmakers seek ler D.OJL was made unthrilling in to improve upon the original, thus 1988 with Dennis Quaid and Meg Editor's note: This column is Ihe giving a reason why the film is be- Ryan in Ihe new version. Mickey first in a three-part series about re- ing done again in the first place. But Rourke and Anthony Hopkins up cycled movies. what happens so often is that the dated Ihe Humphrey Bogart film One method of recycling in- new version is inferior to the origi- The Desperate Hoar in 1990. volves taking a film that has nal as we have seen with The Get- neither film which was very good. already been made, modernizing away. Why should an audience pay Even Martin Scorsese made a bad the script without changing the sto six bucks to see a movie at the remake with his rendition of Cape ry much, re-casting with the latest theater when they could rent a bet- Fear in 1991. Robert DeNiro as the big name stars and basdafly turn- ter version for two bucks? baddie was no match for Robert Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger in "The Getaway." ing out the same movie. Examples of these inferior re- Mitchum. who played Ihe pan in The latest film to do this is The makes are abundant. 1950 alone the original. These films are a dis- Gctawiy. The original was made boasts three movtes that have grace. Upon viewing the original, in 1972 (not really that long ago) been remade. Father of the Bride iiiimiiiiiiiiiinii DE ana with Steve McQueen and All starred Spencer Tracy originally See MOVIES, page eight. Mcgraw. The 1994 version casts and was remade in 1991 with Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger Steve Martin taking over the role. NERDSI NERDS! NERDS! (J!Jf^§) opposite each other. The problem Night and the City was remade in 'KaCeidoscope with this remake is that directors 1992 with Robert DeNiro playing TODAY AND TOMORROW have much more freedom when it the role Richard Widmark origin- Tarot Readings by Julie 210 MSC comes to the use of nudity, graphic ated. And Bora Yesterday has Ihe Wed. & Fri. 2-6 p.m. ADMISSION $1.50 violence, and explicit language. As showdown of Ihe screechy voiced a result, the director Roger Donald- leads. Judy HoDlday in the original Sacred Path Readings REVENGE OF THE NERDS son relies on these liberties to con- and Melanie Griffith in 1993. While by Falcon 8:00 pm vey the gritty feeling the film is these remakes weren't bad. they Thurs. 1-4 p.m. supposed to emit, rather than were not as good as their shooting the film in this manner. predecessors. Stephen Spielberg Palm Readings by Cathy 10:00 pm Baldwin looks fresh even though even attempted a remake with his he has been in a Mexican prison for 1989 Always, originally done in Fri. 6-8 p.m. over a year, and Basinger comes 1943 asA Gay Named Jo*. Heck, Mon.-Th. 11-6 SPECIAL SHOWING OF out of a trash dump with her still some filmmakers remake films JOHN HUGHS looking managable. The original re that they themselves have already Fri.- Sat. 11-8 lied on gritty sets and characters to made before. Alfred Hitchcock did 143-C E. Wooster WEIRD SCI show the grittiness that a Jim a remake of his own original film (behind MadhaUcr) iATURDAYONLY! Thompson story is supposed to The Man Who Knew too Much as 354 - 4015 MIDNIGHT have. Also, the politically correct did Frank Capra who did two re-
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tlllillllllllllilll' MOORE MUSICAL ARTS CENTER Inaidax 6 Frl., Feb 25, 1994 It's a bug-eating BONANZA! How many diets have you tried? Come on. you must have tried something, especially if you reside on campus. With all the fried and fatty by Amy Deeb foods dripping in grease gracing the hallowed dining halls, who could olame you? and Dorian Halkovich We've all tried them and. sadly, they do not work. Every diet fad found in tabloids, talk shows or even scientific research seems to fail. Why? Who has time to stick to it? Every fad known to man will not help you if Some of the offerings included: entomological "trail mix." including you give up. fried crickets and mealworms (nuttv flavored, they sav). An Australian You have not tried them all. though. One of the newest, healthy fads grub that tastes like sausage when roasted, or "fontina burschelta with revolves around those creepy crawlies found burrowing deep within the mealworm ganoush tastes mushroomy." earth. Also served were waxworm sushi with tamari dipping sauce and Yep, that's right.. BUGS! other yummy meals. Rumor has it, cafes dedicated to the fine an of insect cuisine are vir- The Cincinnati Zoo also held such an event as a fund raiser by the tually popping up all over New York. Chicago and Los Angeles. American Association of Zoo Keepers. For one weekend, the zoo bought All of these serve these yummies as entrees, desserts or any other recipe books and prepared them as part of an exibit for their insect way imaginable with ordinary food. world. Yep. insect cook books do exist They are not the first to discover this bizarre diet. Countries all over the "I tried them and I didn't think they were too bad." Greg Gramke of world have bug-eating in their history. For some it is a delicacy and oth- the zoo's marketing department says. ers a way of life or a special little addition to an ordinary meal He says they prepared chocolate chirpers (which are the buggy ver In Mexico, certain parts of the Maguey, a cactus, a flower develops, sion of brownies) and caterpilliar banana bread as well as other fine In- people pull the flower and the plant oozes sweet juices from the stem sect filled entrees. called honey water, Professor Andrade for the ethnic studies department The fine cuisine of sauteed insects may be up and coming, but Bowl- says. ing Green simply does not seem to be soon in the market for these This honey water is fermented and becomes beer or cognac. But on delectible edibles. this plant, two insects develop. "1 haven't been concerned with nutrition for the past four years, so "One is a worm which the Indians eat in several ways and in the same why should I care now?" Christine Everts, a senior biology major, ex plant a distinct fly grows and lives off the plant." he adds. "They also eat plains as her reason why she refuses to consider insects as an option. that. Still others might be willing to try it. "My family would never have eaten these but I saw it in southern Mex- "I guess if it was prepared and I couldn't tell what it was - I'd try It." ico in a town of Cuautla." Andrade explains. junior Kirsten DuVaul admits. These people do not eat just any worm. They just eat ihli one. Still As for this reporter, Dorian Halkovich, I'd sooner shave my head and other areas have their own specialty. Fried leaf-cutter ants are served in take more stupid and worthless classes at the University than eat bugs! movie theaters. They sort of replace the popular items in the United Amy on the other hand disagrees with me. "Yeah, I'd try it It's good States like popcorn. They're supposed to taste like bacon. Yum! for you. it's prepared and it can be hidden. It's not like we're scraping Many Third World nations already consume insects on a regular basis. bugs off our windshields and are frying them up with potatoes. I think In Bangkok, people munch on wok-fried crickets and beetles. "Historica- we'll get to a point where beef and chicken will become unhealthy be- lly, locusts were eaten.'Jeanne Wright, health education director says. cause of how they're killed and doused with chemicals for freshness. I'm These creepy crawlies are actually supposed to be a good source of sure we've all swollowed a bug or two in our lives and lived to tell or protein. A bit crunchy but a good source none the less. even joke about it." she laughs. "1 think overall they're probably a source of protein but even most vegetarians surpass their protein requirement,'' Wright explains. If people are facing a lack of excessive amounts of food, then more people would probably be open to eating them, according to Wright. "Personally, 1 would have to be very hungry!" she laughed. Not so for Wang Juruda, who has broken world records with her run- ning. In an interview with the New York Times, Junxia explained eating these bugs were simply part of her training. Such yummy entrees as an elixir from caterpillar fungus and soup made from the blood of soft shel- led turtles were just a few. These are just a few old Chinese traditions which are used like herbs and are fairly common to China. Imagine those popping up In a Bob's Big Boy menu. It would cause some ruckus for sure. The New York Entomological Society's centennial banquet featured many of these fine entrees. In looking for a theme for the banquet, they arrived at the idea of eating their field of study. They didn't just go out and pick bugs off of the windshield or anything. These bugs were well raised on the very same stuff cattle consume. I guess they're as clean as bugs can be. • J# Fri., Feb 25, 1994 Insider "Whatever Was Free ** Editor's note: This is the first install- A true story ment in a short series entitled Whatever was free.'' That was our mo- tto. This is our story. by Joe Peiffer It all began around 3:30 p.m. after the sickly looking man The Hippies finished up their set shield leaving "butt print marks" all Ladies and gentleman there are Saturday. By promising the record downed the rest of our fine and made way for an amazingly hi over my newly cleaned window. lots of times in your life when you pushers a lengthy artide. Shannon Wiedemann's lager. larious folk singer whose name As we were leaving all we could are kinda wrong. There are only a Wolf (a.k.a. The Wolf) was able to "Name's Todd -- used to be in also escapes me (Like I said. The hear was Todd screaming, "I'm a few when you are really wrong. garnish us free passes to (he politics." Ihe man said. Wolf and I decided this wasn't a veteran, dammit. I'm a lover not a Ladies and gentleman I was Rick Cracker/Counting Crows show at "Great," I commented under my two-beer show). fighter." I'm just telling it like I re- Hackhanh wrong. The Stale Theater in Detroit. We breath Finally Cracker took Ihe stage for member ii kids (Il wasn't a two- The man who greeted us at cus- were In the mood for anything free We said goodbye to the window a moshing fun-for-all. They played beer night). toms would not even look at us. so we decided to pick up a twelve hocker and journeyed off in search "Take the skinheads bowling." The He haled our foreign ness and all of Wiedemann's (the beer in the of our free passes. The lady at the Wolf and I were pleased. With no idea where we where thai came with it. The Wolf began little brown bottles) and hit the front window didn't disappoint us "Hey Wolf, she smiled at me. and plenty of time to kill thanks 10 to giggle. road in my Ford Escort (a.k.a. the and we pressed on into the theater. Twice," I said, still reeling. Detroit's early curfews, we found "Shut up Wolf." I said under my Red Stallion). "Great. You know -- you'll never ourselves once again without a breath. "You're gonna get us de- Several miles and a couple of talk to her." The Wolf responded. mission. However, not for long. As ported." those handsome lagers later, we It was just then that I "Just let me live." I said we approached the tumoff on 1-75. Then the man spoke. But il was were in the Motor City. However, And she did. For a little while we caught a glimmer of hope in the not in just any voice. This man we didn't exactly know where In discovered anyway. Three minutes lo be form of a road sign. Il read bridge played the old man in Pet Sema- the Motor City. In fad. the only dis- Canadians are people exact. to Canada two miles. tary. You all know the one ("there's tinguishing signs around us were a "Let's get out of here." The Wolf a graveyard out back. Wouldn't go Church's Chicken and a large grafit too. The border said. "Wanna go to Canada?" I asked, out there if I were you. Might get tied billboard bearing BlDy Dee Wil- guard looked up from So we relumed lo Ihe "Stallion" desperately seeking an interesting yourselfhurt.'-). liams' handsome mug. finding, thanks to Todd, we were column. "Citb'nshiD." he crooned. "Hey look the guy from Star his notes and began out of our tasty beverage. Just then "Sure." the agreeable Wolf an- "U.S." I said thinking, ah. this Wars," I said naively excited. This to chortle. That's out of the corner of my eye, I spied swered. isn't so bad. was obviously my first trip to De- a nude Todd running towards the "Great." "How long are you planning on troit. right chortle. For car. "I hear they're kinda assholes at staying in Canada?" he asked "That's pretty neat Joe, but uh. those of you who "Incoming!!" he screamed as he customs." The Wolf slurred. "Couple hours." The Wolf an- look to your left," The Wolf said. threw himself on ihe hood of the "No worry. It can't be that bad. swered. Just then an gangly white man don't know, a chortle Stallion.' These people are like the 51st "Overnight." I answered over- appeared out of the corner of my is a lot like the noise a state. I mean we own this coun- ridding The Wolf. eye. The man proceeded to hock calf makes when it's "Let's get the hell out of here," try." I said, confidently popping "Which is one is H. Overnight or on my window. He then removed The Wolf cried. three pieces of Big Red in my couple hours? Get your stories a grimy rag from his satchel and with a very friendly I concurred jamming on the gas mouth to kill Ihe smell of our earlier smeared the hock evenly about the farm hand. Don't ask. and throwing Todd onto the wind- adventures. See TRIP, page eight. window. "Hey, do you know where the State theater is?" I asked, rolling down my window. 1 told you it was my first time in the dty. "Hey did ya hear the Counting "Oh you mean the Fox Theater," Crows canceled tonight?" com- he said giving me a wink. mented a larger woman in a smal- "I don't think so, man," I said, ler dress. "The Voodoo Hippies are thinking thai he was pretty friendly opening up instead." for a man who just hocked on my I looked at The Wolf. She looked window. at me. We looked at our cups and "Uh, Joe, I think that guy wants dedded this was no longer a two some money for deaning your I or three-beer show. window." Wolf interjected. When the Voodoo Hippies took She was probably right. The Ihe stage. I was not disappointed. man was looking a little saucy. Their lead singer was a darting ~^V j_,;,iJ "Yeah it's jusl right up the street honey whose name escapes me. UN on the left in fact I'm on my way Her voice was like silk. I still get Aj."■"■* there right now. How's 'bout a chills. ride?" he asked. Next thing I know she was look- "Sure hop in." I said. You see. I ing right at me. Of course by this could do this because I'm a joum- time I had began waving my arms t Just kidding we won't start that and shouting things like "Viva la again. Hippies. Viva la Hippies." But that's So the unnamed man climbed in not important now. the backseat of the Stallion' and The important thing is through- we were, as they say. off. out the show she smiled at me. Sure enough, oft in the distance I Twice. She made me want to im- spied the brightly lit Stale Theater. plode and become the bright We parked and piled out of the car center of our universe. Peiffer and company attempt to cross into Canada. Well, not really. In»id«r Fri., Feb 25, 1994 MOVIES Continued from page five. TRIP those involved in recreating the Music part of 'The Wiz' Continued from page seven. film should be able to see the mis- straight," our friend from up north takes the first film used and known said. how avoid the same things. But by Mellnda C. Monhart some touching words that may L Short (Addaperle) and Yusuf "Couple hours, I guess." I said, these remakes always seem to fall searching for the yellowbrick road have been more effective had you BausweH (Wiz). Other cast mem- getting nervous because I heard into the same pitfalls the original been able to hear her more dearly. bers are LaTonya L.Johnson (Aunt these people have noses for Amer- did as well as creating some of Hs Her voice was pleasant but not Em/Glinda). Jibreel Scales (Uncle ican rice beer. own. "The Wiz," a book by William F. vocal enough to carry her above Henry).Joelle Hayes (Lion) and "Where are you going in Can- There are a few exceptions to the Brown with music and lyrics by the music that drowned out her Laura P. Hester (Evilene). The ada?" the guard asked getting in- remake policy in which the new Charles Smalls, directed by Dr. voice. company is comprised of a group creasingly irritable. version is better. The hilarious Lundeana M. Thomas, is based on One of Dorothy's first encounters of 24 people and the pit singers in- "Uh..." I said, trying desperately Dirty Rotten Scoundrels in 1988. the story "The Wonderful Wizard Of is with the Scarecrow, portrayed by clude seven people. to think of that dty that hosted the with Steve Martin and Michael Oz," by Frank Baum. However, Terence L. Sims. His performance Olympics a couple of years back. Caine is ten times better than its o- don't expect to walk into this pro- was one of the most enjoyable to The efforts in this production that "Where are you going in Can- riginal from 1964 with Marlon duction and sit to watch the tra- watch. Sims was both fun and en are the most outstanding are the ada?" the man asked, fooling with Brando and David Nivcn titled ditional story that you grew up tertaining. His song "I was Born on costumes and scenery. This is the his holster. Bedtime Story . Similarly. Brian with. the Day Before Yesterday.'' was most visually spectacular produc- "I don't know man we just, you DePalmas 1983 version of Scar- Dancers, singers and actors all more effective than Jones' solo tion of the theatre season. Margaret know, decided to come over face starring Al Pacino blows away take a part in "The Wiz." This pro- Sims performance contained not a McCubbln's costume design brings here... I didn't know it was such a the Howard Hawk 1932 version duction starts out with the mes- dull moment and kept moving at a out the African-American theme big deal... I mean I don't even with Paul Muni. In both cases, the sage. "If you don't take care of to fast pace. His portrayal of the even more with an array of colors know any cities in Canada... We storyline is somewhat similar, but day. you won't have a future.'' or Scarecrow was comical and he that are sure to catch even the were in Detroit and..." I cut myself the script has been changed so Dorothy is to learn on her Jour- gave this character life with a dis- laziest eye. Scene designer, Brad- off. I was obviously flailing. Bad. enough so that the film is fresh. But ney through Oz. The purpose of tinct personality that displayed ford Dark, has taken this stage and "I need a desinalion. We can't this kind of remake is a rarity. the creative choices made for this dear choices in his portrayal. made it into the most dazzling Just have you going here and there With Hollywood scraping the production were chosen specifical- spectacle that the theatre depart- all about Canada." the mounty bottom of the barrel searching for ly to present an African-American Heath Huber was seen as the ment has constructed since last said. story idea, and coming up with the perspective of this story and the Tinman and he definitely deserves semester's "The Importance of Be- "Of course not. how about... idea of remaking old works. I am importance of their cultural herit- extra attention. Referred to by the ing Earnest." Windsor?" I asked hoping the dty left with one question. Why remake age. That is the reason for the land Scarecrow as the most spaced out on the bottle was near the border. a film if you're not going to im- of Oz being set in Africa. garbage can he has ever seen. Although the visual scenery and It was Just then that 1 discovered prove upon the original? I wish I This production is full of bustling Huber's character wears a silver cast members provided a lot for Candians are people too. The bor- knew why. but my best advice to activity all on account of Dorothy, costume that attracts attention to the audience to look at and be en der guard looked up from his notes you is that before seeing the re- portrayed by Staceyjones, and the itself. tertained by. the production was and began to chortle. That's right made version of a film at the movie friends she meets along the way. too long in its entirety. However, chortle. For those of you who don't theater, you might want to save Jones first solo, describing Doroth- Cast members that deserve this musical was a refreshing know, a chortle is a lot like the your money- y's longing to be home, contained honorable mention indudeJanice change from the norm of the noise a calf makes when it's with a theatre department's productions very friendly farm hand. Don't ask Ski I KM'! Ski I KM'! Ski TRIP! Ski TRIP! Ski TRIP! of this season. Anyway the important thing is that the man released us from his tlA III lit41(1 ^ The Wiz." runs today through grip and we were now in the great •WSC..-.H. February 26 at 8 p.m. and Febru- Maple Leaf up north. We set out in DAr^N AYKROYD • JAMIE LEE CURTIS ary 27 at 2 p.m. in the Eva Marie search of the mythical Canadian SKI TRIP! Saint Theatre, located on the sec- bars. ond floor of University HafJ. 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