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WORDS FROM THE WIZARD HEY OTTAWA - WELCOME FUND-RASING AT TARG TO THE HOUSE OF TARG! We are kicking off 2018 with WOW - December was absolutely bananas and our a couple of really cool charity January calendar is stacked!! Huge thanks to everyone events that will be mega fun in our community - your continued interest and support of TARG shows, & make a diff erence in our food and games is hugely appreciated - we couldn’t do it without you!! Check out this months PEROGRAM for details on upcoming TARG shows, community.... new arcade/pinball game arrivals and food specials - our WIZARDS are always working hard to serve you!! Let’s keep this wonderful city of ours SAT JAN 21 - LEMMY RE- fun, exciting and safe together - see you soon!! - Yogi REVISITED in support of the Phoebe Rose Rocks Foundation - whose mandate is to THE TARG STAFF XMAS PARTY support families who need to travel Sorry we were closed for a few days of this month but we took a much needed Wizard for treatment (more than 200kms) and break & even found time to celebrate the holidays with each other. Better late than to raise funds for childhood cancer never! research with a specifi c focus on diffi cult to treat and cure childhood We all shot each other with arrows at Archery Games. It was mega fun but everyone spent the next 3 cancers.… This PWYC by donation days complaining about body aches - what a work out! event features some of Ottawa’s fi nest musicians performing Lemmy’s Wizards Kevin & Mark put together an amazing home cooked spread at TARG. We are all fat now but it was (Motorhead) Greatest Hits - win win. yummy. UKRAINIAN NEW YEAR After Dinner all the wizards gathered at the giant table to scratch handmade TARG Staff Bonus lottery tix. Many Ukrainians still celebrate the Everyone magically won the same amount, probably because they are the best staff in the universe. THURS FEB 1 - MUSICABILITY “Old New Year”, or Orthodox New FUND-RAISER Year, which is on January 14 in The lead illustrator from Siraz Creative was on hand to brutally make fun of our noses through the magic A fund-raiser supporting people with the Gregorian calendar. Join us Old of caricatures. Check out the schnoz on Kitchen Manager Sammy - Too Funny. Then we played pinball & special needs featuring some amazing New Years Eve on SAT JAN 13 to ring video games for the rest of the nite... surprise, surprise. Good times. music by Wolf Irene + Good2Go it in with everyone’s fave Polka Party + Danielle Allard + The MusicAbility Band UKRAINIA + special guests THE Choir - a group that includes members REVERB SYNDICATE. Be sure to have of Family Harmonies Familiales day a TARG Vodka pickle shot to keep it programs, individuals with various legit! special needs (multiple disabilities, mental health, etc), as well as those Have an idea for a TARG Zine without diagnoses. Join us for this article? Maybe some artwork? amazing event for some good times & to learn more about this very creative Or maybe you need to get the & inspired community program. word out about your community organization, project or event? Get in touch with us [email protected] THE BEST WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME N THE LONG TIME AGO OF 2003, AN UNKNOWN INDEPENDENT FILMMAKER WITH ASPIRATIONS OF IGREATNESS RENTED OUT A CINEMA FOR TWO WEEKS IN LOS ANGELES, WITH PLANS OF QUALIFYING FOR ACADEMY AWARDS CONSIDERATION. Although such aspirations might not be uncommon for an artist with lofty delusions of grandeur, in this one in a million case, the plans kind of paid off. The bizarre twist is that instead of an Oscar nomination, eccentric director/actor TOMMY WISEAU’s fi lm THE ROOM became widely reverse-acclaimed as the worst movie of all time. The enjoyment of watching this cinematic train-wreck spread far and wide, and a cult of fans quickly grew. The Mayfair fi rst screened THE ROOM nearly nine years ago, starting an unexpected consecutive month marathon, a close association with TOMMY WISEAU and star GREG SESTERO, and a cameo appearance in the Golden Globes nominated (and likely soon to be Oscar nominated) behind-the-scenes bio-pic, THE DISASTER ARTIST. You can catch THE DISASTER ARTIST until January 18th, one of the best movies of 2017, especially impressive considering it’s inspired by one of the most terrible movies ever produced. And, yes, THE ROOM returns for an unbelievable 102nd consecutive month in February! THE DISASTER ARTIST - Jan 13, 17 & 18 THE ROOM - monthly screening continues in Feb. 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Members of BAND - ERSATZ ERA Asile & Occult Burial. Loved it extremely catchy! 12” released 8 dreamy psychedelic, electric- – ‘Surprise’ / Nightshades ‘Nightshades’ No Fuss ‘LP1’ Mistakes In Sp / Mushy Gushy – ‘More Butter’ /Mystery Weekend by Subfi ction. – ‘Grow Up Already’ / Crusades ‘This Is A Sickness And eld – ‘The Mascot EP’ / Cool Kids Not You Nooner’ / Castlefi so much I co-released it with my / Loviatar – ‘Loviatar’ Mal/Aime ‘Moments’/ Monobrow ‘The Nacar / Longhouse – ‘II: Vanishing’ / Lake Urmia – ‘Wine Time’ / Ornaments – ‘Comearound/I’m The King’ Outside I’m A Giant ‘Point Comfort’ Positive Charge ‘Under Growth’ Potential – ‘Prey’ / H. de Heutz – ‘The Natural World’ / Her Harbour – ‘Go Gently Into The Night’ / Jeepz – ‘U4IA’ / Kimya – ‘Or & Flamme / Her Harbour – ‘Go Gently Into The Night’ Jeepz ‘U4IA’ – ‘Prey’ / H. de Heutz ‘The Natural World’ rock tunes. 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THURS FEB 1 - Family Harmonies Familiales, SAT JAN 20 - House of TARG, CHORD House of TARG present: A fund-raiser supporting Productions and Ashton Brewing present: people with special needs featuring WOLF GUTTER DEMONS w/sg GOAT! + THE DREADED IRENE + GOOD2GO + DANIELLE ALLARD + REBELS + WIRE CUFFS Since their unholy birth THE MUSICABILITY Choir a group that includes in 2001, GUTTER DEMONS have been tearing members of FHF day programs, individuals with A GUIDE TO ALL THE CONCERTS TAKING PLACE AT up the scene across Canada, USA and Europe various special needs (multiple disabilities, HOUSE OF TARG THIS JANUARY. with their intense stage shows, raucous rock n’ mental health, etc), as well as those without roll music, red-blooded Rockabilly roots, Punk diagnoses. ***POSITIVE VIBES*** and Heavy Metal potency and downright dirty FRI JAN 5 - House of TARG and Beaus All Natural are golden. Their live shows are as bright and musicianship. Quickly becoming Canada’s most FRI FEB 2 - House of TARG and Beaus All Natural present: 80’s DANCE PARTY w DJ REMI ROYALE + beaming as their outfi ts. ***DANCE PARTY*** recognized disciples of high-octane Psychobilly, present: 80’s DANCE PARTY w DJ REMI ROYALE + ROXXANE (tribute to THE POLICE) and JOANNIE AND they have gained a strong worldwide following RAPTURE (Live Tribute to BLONDIE + 80’s HITZ) THE JETT (tribute to JOAN JETT) THE 80’s DANCE SAT JAN 13 - House of TARG and Ashton playing their unique brand of mutant Rock n’ and PUNK ICED LOLLIES (Live Tribute to THE JESUS PARTY is back and everyone’s invited!! Dance Brewing present: UKRAINIAN NEW YEAR w/ roll.