f? 7 K'/i - /V*. ^ Rice to join with UH, A&M in new science center by Joan Hope and Development Corporation, project, "We will have the best the Woodlands and a third leg to which Mitchell will he one, and Rice, Texas A&M and the has donated $3 million to the resources of the three universities be announced next month. these 14 members will choose 7 University of Houston have all project and pledged another $8 working together without Mitchell says, "It has a possibility more members. An executive chosen to participate in the million. The Woodlands detracting from their own work. to be a great academic center." director will be chosen later to Houston Area Research Center Development Corporation, a We could really have a good Each of the universities involved coordinate the center. (HARC). HARC will be a non- subsidiary of Mitchell's company, relationship between the industry has appointed four persons to the The board of directors will work profit research organization for has donated 100 acres of land and the universities of this area. board of directors. The Rice to develop now sources of funding science and engineering for valued at $10 for the center. Houston is one of the most members of the board are John as one of its first projects. Much of industry and government. HARC will be located adjacent to dynamic cities in the southwest Margrave, Vice President of this funding will come from private Stated President Norman the Technology Center in the region." Advanced Studies and Research, industries who will be involved Hackerman, "Its principal purpose Woodlands Business Complex. He forsees industrial research Jones School of Administration with the center in industrial is to do research that the three Construction should start within attracting industry and growth to Professor Edward Williams, and research "that would be too universities could not do on their the nexi year, and until it is the Houston area. The center is one Board of Governors, members proprietary for research in a own." complete, temporary headquarters leg of a development "triangle" Paul Howell and Catherine university," noted Margrave. George P. Mitchell, chairman will be provided for the center. made up of the University ot Hanria. Mitchell Energy will also Margrave further states, "The and president of Mitchell Energy Mitchell stated in regard to the Houston North Campus located in name two members to the board of see Mitchell, page 5

V r INSIDE: • Historians criticize Thresher misclassifieds, p. 2. • Houston Ballet flourishes. See review, p. 7. • Owls fall in state cage finals, but move on to regionals, p. 13. Volume 69, number 24 WRESHEFriday, MarcRh 12, 1982 Wiess coed decision pending SA offices by Dilip Venkatachari, conversion to graduate student results of the poll. Jay Grob and Richard Dees housing were discussed by the In a formal poll last year, Wiess President Norman Hackerman masters at that time. members firmly rejected a all filled will decide in the next two weeks An informal poll of Wiess proposal to convert to coed, as 59 by Alysha Webb whether Wiess College will be members taken by Wiess President percent of those voting nixed the in the two contested Student converted to coed housing next Bob Canby in January, however, plan. Association elections held March year. indicated that most Wiess But Winningham dismisses such 9, Tom Turk and Adele Dyer were Hackerman's decision will members said they were against the polls. "Polls may not reflect the elected Sophomore Honor undoubtedly be influenced by a switch. "Judging from the polls I real position," he said. "A lot of Council Representatives and recent proposal by the Committee took and the ones I saw, there was students vote on self-interest David Wicks won the SA of Masters. Committee Chairman a clear preference for staying issues—like the availability of Treasurer's position. Gustavo John Freeman, however, refused single-sex," said sophomore Dave rooms on campus next year. Acevedo and Karen Strecker won to reveal the exact nature of the Chilton, who helped conduct the Further, students who prefer a the uncontested races tor off- proposal. "The communication poll. Canby never released the see Decision, page 4 Norman Hackerman cam p u s S A senator and between the Committee of Masters, Campanile business manager. and the president must remairf Matt Brown and Meg Sullivan confidential," he said. Neverthe- emerged victorious in the less, he said his committee still Registration process altered uncontested elections for supports a 1977 proposal urging by Ian Davidson changes to benefit both students limbo" which exists the first couple TexPlRG secretary treasurer the conversion of all the remaining Beginning April 12, Rice and the adminstration. of weeks of the semester. "The and Parlimentarian. The SA held single-sex colleges to coed. students will be required to Students will be notified of the faculty has no idea who's in a these elections to fill offices for Discussions of changes at Wiess register for the courses they dates on which they must register course. We are in a vacuum the which no one had filed for the surfaced last semester as Wiess intend to take during the fall or face a late registration fee of first two weeks and it hurts elections held before break. Master Geoff Winningham told semester. Also, due to a recent $25. As in the past, students will everybody," he said. Among the Five people vied for the two the college that serious decision to liberalize course credit have the opportunity to shop anticipated benefits of the earlier available spots in the hotly consequences would result if the transfer standards, transfer and around for classes and may request registration are more efficient contested Honor Council race situation at Wiess did not improve. summer school students will find it changes via drop, add forms allotments of government Turk could not be reached for Winningham cited numerous easier to receive credit next fall for financial aid and monies for during the first two weeks of comment; however. Adele Dyer internal problems, including poor courses not taken at Rice. Adopted certain computer courses plus classes. The various deadlines for remarked, "I feel honored. 1 want behavior, discontent among a under the recommendations of the more accurate data for the add/drops and pass fail will to do the best to be as impartial as 1 large number of freshmen, and the president's staff and many faculty bookstore to use in determining remain unchanged. can and help get the Honor System lack of active faculty associates. A members, Registrar James the necessary number of books to Williamson believes the new strong." conversion to coed and a Williamson implemented the policy will alleviate the "state of order. Wicks won the treasurer's In addition to increasing general election by a wide margin. He administrative efficiency, spring stated, "1 was very glad to be registration for fall semester elected. Incremental modeling will courses should encourage students made it difficult to shake things up. to plan ahead, allowing "more and the defeat of the SA blanket serious advising" than if they had tax could make things tight next waited until the first two weeks of year. In the end 1 just want to do a see Transfer, page 5 good job." Political film axed by Richard Dees the whole affair," Huberman Administrative officials axed admitted. He said he did not think the screening of a controversial such approval would be necessary documentary about El Salvador at for the screening of a film. the Media Center Monday, citing a The film. El Salvador: The procedural error in the scheduling People Will Win, was shifted to the of the event. Tideland II Motel and was shown Assistant to the President Carl between talks by former Texas MacDowcll said the film's gubernatorial candidate Sissy sponsor, the Committee- in Farenthold and Father Bob Solidarity with the People of El Marcunas. a Catholic priest who Salvador, did not receive the returned recently from latin "proper clearance" to use America. university facilities. Film Administrative officials firmly instructor Brian Huberman had denied that politics motivated their agreed to show the film at the decision to cancel the showing "As Media Center, but did not get a matter of fact, 1 don't give a administrative approval as damn about their politics," said Two cars were slightly damaged near Main Street entrance number one when a large oak tree fell. The incident required. MacDowell said. President Norman Hackerman. happened over spring break. —M. Gladu "I rather stupidly mismanaged see CISPFS, page 5 THRESHING-IT-OUT fact that Mr. Crayton is a hot HEY-IFTVCGWPWUAS GOT RBGWT SMKT WJUVOUDOKTIOOK prospect for the football team h MNSHN1 PLAN FOR THt CARIBBEAN History professors Loewenheim, Stokes angered LKEMST-WN& WBE\C*N(£T (even though he is presently GOCRWULK-YOU LOOK. WMT'SWCT by Thresher misclassifieds, demand discretion recuperating from knee injury) had UKEWIMOT ONEFDRTHE something to do with it. Perhaps OKEWWP To the editor: To the editor: not. But whether he is a shy type The Feb. 19 issue of the I would like to comment on the who meets girls a la the Boston Thresher attributes to me—page misclassified section of the Strangler or a malicious attacker, 23, column five, — an invidious Thresher. You have a right to print the result is the same: an assault. remark about "the latest book" of any sort of drivel you want in that And the Proctor's actions serve as rny colleague. Professor Harold section, but I have always caveat to everyone who is M. Hyman, William P. Hobby considered it shameful that the concerned about their personal Professor of History. Thresher prints anonymous safety on campus: don't lookto the I must inform you that the personal attacks. 1 know Administation for just retribution; remark attributed to me is utterly individuals who have been deeply people are a dime a dozen to them. false and without foundation, a hurt by this spineless policy. The But I am afraid 1 may have upset total and complete fabrication. purposeful infliction of pain is not some of you readers, so I suggest !p I do not know what is Dr. a journalistic goal worthy of your you take a leisurely stroll this Hyman's "latest book". I have not otherwise good paper. I would evening, just to relax. OV* its jU* •aUw, read it. And, of course, I have have thought that after the John Paul Kellogg made no critical remarks about it. Parish incident you would have Wiess '83 put a stop to it. It is bad enough to see a page of Gale Stokes t he Thresher filled week after week Professor and Chairman with foul-mouthed sex talk-not Department of History AT THE WORLD'S HEDGE/by Richard Dees only because of the crude and vulgar mind and personality it The new report from Amnesty after his father is killed) abound. represents but because of the rebels, however, the film revealed International documenting a As a vehicle for truth, however, deplorable impression it is bound the tremendous difficulties that Double-standards set the film is sorely lacking. Footage to create among all those who read "widespread program of torture, face any attempt to solve the crisis. it off-campus and elsewhere in disciplinary actions 'disappearances,' and individual is drawn from many sources, some The elections later this month around the country. and mass killings of men, women, scenes are conspicuously staged, (which are being boycotted by the To the editor: and children" in El Salvador and symbols are heavy-handed. Some left) may elect a hard-nose It is intolerable that the The Proctor's decisions of late the "documentary" shown by the scenes, however, are difficult to government of the far right, Thresher should descend to have evidenced an alarming lack of Committee in Solidarity with the dismiss: soldiers firing into a polarizing further a divided publishing a knowingly and good judgement that speaks People of El Salvador (CISPES) cathedral, defenseless students nation. deliberately false statement about poorly for the priorities of the Rice this week have given me a new begging for mercy from an two senior members of the Rice "justice system". perspective on the situation in that onslaught, mutilated bodies, rows Given the brutality of the faculty. On the one hand, there are the (it's tempting to say "strife-torn" or of men lying in a ditch with their government, it is hardly surprising Francis L. Loewenheim three little pigs from Wiess — the "beleagured") country. throats slashed open. that the rebels exist and that their Professor of History Proctor huffed and puffed and numbers appear to be growing— The Amnesty International For all the talk of the "people's blew their doors off. Rustication with or without aid from the report only added more substance revolution," etc., etc., ad nauseum, recommendation, hefty fines, outside. Regardless of what to some of the allegations in the these few scenes galvanized in my permanent disciplinary probation, outside intervention exists (and Grungy grumbles over film: systematic killings of mind the nature of the current no access to TG's and Willy's; in U.S. intervention seems to be the innocent civilians, torture, government in El Salvador. For all apathetic student spirit short, just about everything that is most significant), El Salvador is mutilations, etc. The film, El its talk of how "moderate" it is, it is usually done to "bad eggs." not an East-West issue unless we Salvador: The People Will Win, a repressive, cruel government And then there is the "polar bear make it one. What is most To the editor: was an unabashed version of the capable of killing archbishops and type" who takes such an intense important is what is best for the I would like to commend the conflict from the point of view of nuns and ordinary citizens. Many interest in the possible fear being people of El Salvador. In that Rice student body for their the revolutionaries. "Propaganda" regimes are as repressive, but few felt by Ms. Allen that he decides to respect, the title of El Salvador: fantastic show of support forthose is probably too strong a word for are as violently brutal. allay her fears by grasping her The People Will Win is the hope of who have painfully acute hearing. the film; instructor Brian around the neck on a very dark By simulataneously depicting everyone concerned for the These people would not be able to Huberman prefers to call the form path, and from behind no less. the brutality of the government country—whether those "people" attend home basketball games if it "mythic," i.e. the revolutionaries Apparently, though, the Proctor and the strong ideology of the are the revolutionaries or not. weren't for the sound-deadening are creating a kind of myth for does not feel that physical assault properties of the students' bodies. their struggle—the type of myth is a very serious offense. It merits Autry Court can be quite necessary to justify any society. only disciplinary probation. What deafening when filled with noisy, 1 the Proctor is telling the students is The myth took the form of in-r , JAY GROB cheering fans, so our students fill "it's okay to attack people, just populist rhetoric that is now often Editor many of the seats with their soft, don't attack the buildings." This associated with "Marxist" Bur. _ mute bodies; to keep the noise to a inverted justice is outrageous. But ideologies, e.g. "The people have minimum. With the students' help, BRENT WILKEY what is behind all of this? It is fairly united in their revolutionary the unfortunately sensitive can go TRESWR Business Manager well-known that reports of struggle against the yoke of to the games and add theirsupport physical attacks both on-campus imperialism." That kind of to that of their silent companions. rhetoric seems naive and heavy- Tom Morgan News Editor and on the jogging track around David Koralek Advertising Manager As to the Rice student body's the hedges are quickly and handed to us now, Huberman Spike Dishart Managing Editor show of support for the best effectively quashed by the points out, but that simplistic Jeanne Cooper Sports Editor basketball team we've had in the University — bad p.r., Mudd's view of the world often Mike Gladu Photography Editor Deborah Knaff Fine Arts Editor nine years I've been here millions at stake, etc., etc. And so characterizes struggles that have Kelvin Thompson Back Page Editor (especially when we we're losing): there is a reason to just dispatch of become highly ideological. Films Richard Dees Senior Editor The majority are hopeless, pathetic this ugly business and let it rest. of the '60s, like Easy Rider, seem Matt Petersen Copy Editor twirps with all the spirit of a brick. However, the speedy dispensing simplistic to us now for the same . John Heaner Associate Editor They disgust me. of justice does not excuse the reason. President Reagan's Grungy ridiculous penalty. Perhaps the speeches often take on much the News Staff Assistant Editors Chris Ekren (News). Donald Buckholt (Sports). same form. Dave Chilton (Sports). Gwen Richard (Fine Arts) Ruth Hillhousc (Typesetting). Dave Potash (Production) The point is not that such myths Contributing Editors Ronald Ehmke. Michele Gillespie. orgzswtoopqu/Mso$- I.ynn Lytton. Chris Ekren are "bad" or "evil" or "deceitful." News Staff Alison Bober. Rob Schultz. Myths, as structuralist thinkers Jonathan Berk. Sumit Nanda. Patty Cleary. Joan Hope. Alysha Webb. Robert Morrison. Ian Davidson, like Claude Ldvi-Strauss have .fan Alsandor, Drew Sutton. Allison Leach. Matt Leslie Mark Mitchell. David Shrader, Catherine Warner noted, help us sort the massive f ine Arts Staff Loren Fefer. Steve Bailey. amounts of data we get from the Scoit Bodenheimer. Dan Borden. Andrew Tullis. Chris Boyer Hal Kohl nun. Terri Herrman. Harry Wade. Recta Achari world into certain patterns that are Valeri Mattioli. Eddie Burke Sports Staff S^ve Bailey. relatively easy to understand. , Riaz Karamali. Bob Goeddel. Eric Hough. What is crucial is that we Genie l.utz, David Steakley. Steve Cor bat o Photography Staff Ray Isle. Steve Bailey, Steve Schooner understand what we are doing Production Staff Mark Meiches. Gene Vaatveit. Helen Clark. Mark Mitchell. Robert Henson. Patti Wuer/. when we create and use such Steve Bailey. Debbie Towasend. Joseph Halcyon myths. Business Staff As a vehicle for a new myth for Assistant Business Mananger Cecelia Calaby Assistant Advertising Manajarr 1 odd Cornctt F1 Salvador, the film, despite its Business Staff J»hn Bunyon empty rhetoric, often takes on a Circulation Chris Claunch. Vinnie Fonseca. Lloyd Bennack Subscriptions I>dV'd Steffen poetic character. The people The Rice Thresher, the ufficia I student newspaper at Rice 11 niversity since 191 is published each Fnday become heroic characters, willing dunng the school year.'except during examination periods and holidays, by the students ol Rico I niversitv Editorial and business offices are located onthesecond floor ol the Rice Memorial( enter. to fight for their rights and risking IM> Box IXY2. Houston, le.xas 77251 Telephone! 71.1) 527-4X1)1 or52"MX02 Advertising information all for the sake of the Cause. Folk available upon request Mail subscription rate $20 00 domestic. $40.00 international, (via first class mail) I he opinions expressed herein are n»t necessarily those ol anyone except the writer Obviouslv SfRAWee... I NEVER HM> THIS COUGH TIU WE MOVEP HERE songs of the revolution and tales of • NX? The Rice Thresher. All rights reserved heroism (like that of a small boy 10 MMU-B0R0 COUNTRY,., who joins the "People's Militia"

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fellowship and withdrew his She further commented, "We supraventricular tachychardia is ignorance or lack of substance, she A&M puts out 14 grand faculty appointment. Harvard can usually understand ungram- very beneficial." also believes the average then proceeded to audit Darsee's matical English, but we can't "I've never heard of termina- nonprofessinal person should not for Magna Carta show performance since his arrival at always understand deceptive tion of heart beat ever being be afraid to challenge language he Harvard in July of 1969. language." beneficial to anyone," counters or she cannot understand. Who says money can't buy DeBakey spends a great deal of DeBakey. "Few people are brave enough everything at Texas A&M? time teaching physicians how to "We've come, in four days, from to ask a speaker to translate his President Frank E. Vandiver Pseudosclence thrives speak and write without relying on seeing a literally dead man get two gobbledygook into English." recently greeted the Magna Carta In UT physics course medical jargon which she labels hearts and he's now conscious." DeBakey noted. And for this at the Houston International "medicant." "Virtually dead, not literally," reason she will continue her fight Airport after A&M raised $14,750 Though some students at She illustrates "medicant" with agonized DeBakey. against not just "medicant" but University of Texas liken their to bring the 750-year-old these examples taken from Though DeBakey firmly "communication obfuscation" in participation in Physics 341 to a document to College Station. scientific journals: believes that professional people, general, such as legalese, magic show, Professor Rory A Texas A&M delegation that "Termination or slowing of the not just doctors, use large words, governmentese, journalese, and Coker calls his class Pseudoscience included Vandiver met the Very heart rate in patients with cliches, and jargon to mask educationese. in an attempt to teach UT students Reverend Oliver Finennes, dean of to be skeptics. the Lincoln Cathedral in England, Pseudoscience or Physics 341 who has escorted the document to examines origins, history and America on prior trips. present status of modern TODAY^M?MAGAZINE PUBUSHEPMEET HENRY GRUNWALD, EPfWR. MY &T10RS AND I HAVE BECOME pseud osciences. Coker includes I SEE. SO ITS "Seeing a 750-year-old ITS SIKTHLENGTHY EXCERPT FROMOF 'TIME"MR. GRUNWALD, ISNT THE KEEPERS OF THE KSSINGER MORE LIKE AN surveys of spiritualism, flying THE CONTINUING MEMOIRS OF HENRYYOUR MAGAZINE^ FASCINATION FLAME. UED01B ON HIM, WE CONSULTORGANIZED document concerned about the HIM, we WORSHIPFULVY TRACK HIS KISSINGER.. THIS YEARS NSTAUMEN15WTTH KISSINGER BEGINNING RELIGION basics of human freedom is a great saucers, monsters, extrasensory ARE FROM THE LATEST KISSINGER.TO TURN INTO AN O05ES5/ON cVEKTMOVE. US VIO/OF HISTORY, experience for anyone in the perceptions, UFO-ology, the VOLUME, "YEARS OFWTEMSH" TO WHICH WE HOWAU THE RIGHTS, / RIGHT. IN A AL50 PUBUSHEP &TT1ME." / NO, I THINK IS GOSPEL.- UNEMMNEPANP / FACT, WE'RE West," said Finennes. Bermuda Triangle, biorhythms, 1 ITSSOME- f IMMACULATE. __H APPLYING FOR and pyramid power. Coker uses ^1 X TAX-EXEMPT Though Texas A&M will STATUS. initially sponsor the document, a ancient astrological charts, chilling 14 week nationwide tour has been music, and light bulbs that flash outlined for the Magna Carta and when his students "really believe" will include stops in Mississippi, throughout the course. Tennessee, North and South Coker teaches the class for more w Carolina and Virginia. This marks than simple amusement. He the fifth time the charter has been contends that students have exhibited publically in the United become especially gullible to I HEAR HIS LATEST POOR HENRY! NOT TO WORRY. HI. POC THE KISSINGER mo CARES? MEMOIR IS OVER WHAT A TIME TO I'M SURE HE'S HOWS OUR pseudoscience and its claims and COLT AT 'TIME' BE BEPRIPPEN! EXPERIENCING States. ENOUGH ON 1600 PAGES. AND FAVORITE NllRSel therefore hopes to provide them MAGAZINE-15 KISSINGER, HE'Sup 7 0STILL ,975 1ONLY HE'S MISSING ALL NO SHORTAGE COVER-BOY? rr A MENACE ALREADY! THE EXCITEMENT OF WELL- / with "ammunition" to fend off J WISHERS. Harvard prof loses job ignorance. for falsifying research Each class revolves around logic, science, and skepticism as Researcher Dr. John R. Darsee well as slides, music, and of Harvard Medical School was demonstrations. And though found guilty of falsifying a year's students constantly ask him to worth of research data. reveal the secrets behind the tricks Darsee's study on the effects of ne performs, Coker refuses. various drugs in aiding recovery "The important thing." he from heart attacks was supported asserts, "is that you figure out THE WHOLE SEMt-SO HOU WAS DEATHS YES, SIR. THEY'RE BE HONEST OF COURSE. HE 1 in part by the National Institute of one way that it can be done, not sumisa.DOC! msEWsns DOORSTEP, POC? EVEN BETTER POC . ARE YOUIS! GOT ANY HOPE W?RE NOT gesr stREVBRy- WE'VE SURE BEff! THAN PRESIDENT GLAPTD WATER ICOULP Health. (the only way) how it's done." PtSTURBINGYOU! ONECHIPPEPNLOVING All YOLF. REAGANSOPERAT- SEE US? PUT THESE IN, ! FOR THE FLOWERS. ' JOKES' ING ROOM JOKES' SIR? Though three of Darsee's *,/ ARE YOU colleagues acknowledged 4 STILL suspicions about the validity of Prof ostracizes odious Darsee's data, they failed to report obfuscatory jargonese their doubts to the laboratory chief until three months after their Dr. Lois DeBakey, professor of initial suspicions. Laboratory chief scientific communication at Robert Kloner then reviewed Baylor University's College of Darsee's original data and later Medicine in Houston, is currently found Darsee falsifying it. combating the spread of medical cliches and jargon. Harvard authorities formed a WE'RE ALL SO RELIEVED TrM SO WHATWAS TT LIKE BEING NO. ONLY panel of investigation and' "We have two kinds of illiteracy THE OPERATION WAS A IMAGINE. W YOU NEEDED A TRIPLE- JEEPERS. ABOUT INCLUDING SUCCESS, POC. THE WHOLE MR UIEIN- BYPASS. SIR? PIP YOUR. HOWLONG 7 determined in a report released last — educated and uneducated," said 1975. THE A WEX WOW. REVISIONS CLASS WASWORRJEP WMER WHOLE UFE FLASH BEFOREHISTORIC PIP THAT week that Darsee falsified much of DeBakey before a group of English SICK ABOUT YOU! \ / YOUR EYES? his data during his second year on professors at Memphis State the NIH project. University. "But it's the educated T Harvard authorities subse- illiterates who should be censored quently terminated Darsee's because they should know better."

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The Rice Thresher, March 12 ,1982. page * Shirley, Ford win presidency by Mark Mitchell elected to executive and internal H^rn is the new Richardson In college elections held before vice presidential positions, • secretary, and the new Student and after break, Sid Richardson respectively. Secretary Kay Association Senator is Steve Jines. elected Roger Ford president over Gratke, Treasurer Kathy Koch, Outgoing Richardson President Mark Duncan and Randy Wile, and Social Secretary Lisa A1 Hirschberg remarked that, "We while Brown elected Sheryl Shirley Shambro are the remaining new usually elect a President who has to their highest position over Brown officer. done a lot of hard work for our Sandy Wasson, Kelly Hager, and In other Richardson elections, follege. All three of the candidates Susan Brown. Anuragg Singhal won the vice definitely qualified on that basis. In other Brown elections, Kathy president's position and Martin Outgoing Brown President Susan Barnard and Missy Hawley were Stebbings the treasurer's spot. Bret Hemphill was particularly pleased V --mMh by the voter turnout. "We had a real good turnout compared to previous elections. This was SA examines loans probably partly due to SA elections being held on the same by Rob Schultz Hackerman has received a day." Hemphill also commented At the weekly Student proposal from the Joint Masters that the large numbfcr., of Association Senate meeting that Wiess College be made coed. prospectives for each position was Monday, Laurie MacKenzie, an Hackerman is expected to indicative of a renewed student undergraduate member of the announce his decision in March. spirit at Brown. : «iS V- V Financial Aid Committee, briefed Nanda also detailed the changes the Senate on tfhe changes that made in Rice's transfer credit have occurred in the Guaranteed program. Nanda stated,14 As far as Student Loan Program. Need I'm concerned it (the transfer Decision requirements were tightened and credit program) did not change graduate students are now very much." The major changes excluded from the loan program. are that no equivalent Rice courses due... Mackenzie tempered the news of are necessary to receive credit for continued from page 1 courses taken at other universities declining federal loan funds with coed environment may have Buildings and Grounds personnel are installing a large sewer pipe across the and transfers must now complete the announcement that Rice will already transferred to other academic quadrangle. —M. Gladu supplement student loans with the 60 hours instead of 52 hours here at colleges, so the actual opinion of Rice Institute Loan Fund. Rice. the residents is difficult to Mackenzie said the 120,000 dollars Outgoing SA President Lynn evaluate." in this fund "have never been Lednicky informed the senate that In any case, Hackerman is not Lunden to head RICE used." fall registration is to be abolished. bound by student opinion, by Dilip Venkatachari public relations function. The Registrar has decided that Winningham noted, citing the Elizabeth Lunden has been RICE's previous director, Mohit Nanda, a student spring registation will become the conversion of Jones in 1980. Some named the Director of the Patricia Samuelson, plans to work representative on the University formal registration. Students are 51 percent of those polled at Jones Regional Information and Com- with an oil company in a data- Council, informed the SA that to modify their schedules in the fall that year voted against the munication Exchange (RICE) of processing library. With an MLS Rice University President by using drop/add forms. conversion. However, the Fondren Library. Lunden, who from UT, Samuelson joined RICE conversion of Jones was coupled has an MLS from the University of last September. Also leaving RICE with the conversion of Lovett, Texas, has previously held is Bruce Fluesmier, a staff member where only 26 percent opposed administrative positions in who plans to do research for an c c , conversion. libraries in Illinois. information service in a medical \l^eatn JiencA t(w l\i(jht l\ ay - ~3tance. Winningham personally feels network. c that "conversion to coed is wise" With a staff of four librarians, Lunden plans to expand the Small taum seilina w fie re few people s.peak (bn^lisfi ; and that while it is "definitely staff members and numerous RICE clientele, as well as develop 90 minutes fyvowi c,Pans. c,£we uuiA Jrench family. influenced by the opinion of the student assistants, RICE is a non- new services. With plans for (Small intensive classes tAxouqfi structured ptoaram students," the conversion is "in the profit organization whose shifting the office, Lunden expects best interest of the college." functions include handling to see "new faces" soon. and round the clod; exposure to the Language. Hackerman, however, said he document retrieval, performing If interested write: French American Study Center, BP does not have "any inherent bias in literature searches, answering the matter," although he approved complex reference questions and 1 lb, 14104 LIS1EUX, Cedex France, or call: E. Harel the conversion of Baker and participating in inter-library 1713) 001-9962. Hanszen in 1974, Will Rice in consultations. Serving the business Rice wins 1978, and Lovett and Jones in as well as the academic 1980. community. RICh also performs a case meet by Jan Alsandor Rice representatives Jim O'Sullivan, Ram Reiland, and Mike Natelson took first place in the annual Texas A&M Invitational Case Competition, held recently in College Station. All three are graduate students in the Jones School of Admin- ART istration. The victory marked the second consecutive year that Rice CONTEST has won the competition and the third victory that the Jones School has managed in its four years of existence. 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The survey rated average SAT Rice students' grades averaged Course credit for varous scores and grade point averages for 2.86 on a scale of 4 at the end of interdisciplinary courses not freshmen at fourteen Texas their first year in college, thus regularly offered by Rice will be universities. claiming the high in freshman grade PBK members chosen more easilv transferred as a result Rice's class of 1984 scored an point averages. Houston Baptist The Beta of Texas Chapter of Phi Beta Kappa elected 36 Rice of the liberalized standards. The averge of 1298 on the SAT. SMU was second with an average of students as the Spring Contingent of members-in-course at its meeting current requirement that a transfer followed with an average of 1050 2.73, while SMU scored third with on January 28, 1982. According to Phi Beta Kappa chapter secretary student only complete 52 hours at A&M was third averaging 1026, 2.64. 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Federalism, according to have to be built. While cities like City are minimal? That is to say, You wouldn't get the big outlay efficiently handled at a Webster, is "the principle of Houston may be financially better how do you target when you have cuts but you would get the kind of decentralized level, and they're government organization in which off, the capital outlays are equals? In a state like New York budget authority changes that prone to economies of scale, power is distributed betwen a enormous, and no community can there's no problem. Obviously would eventually, in the next 10-15 which is to say there are more central authority and a number of bear those; in fact, cities like New there is a sufficient amount of years, bring the economy around. profits to be made when you constituent territorial units." The York and Chicago or Cleveland variation in the composition of the They were looking not only for a deliver them at a local level. It's not exact distribution of power, didn't build those capital cities and counties that targeting is quick fix as much as an a question of how much you hand however, has been decided structures without lots of federal a relatively easy task. So the point ideologically pure position. And back in dollars, but of what you differently throughout American monies. we were trying to make was: Yes, my feeling was at the time that hand back. When Carter was still history. Roosevelt's New Deal What we found out was that the the states haven't been doing a there is no such thing — not when President, the NGA offered to began the trend of an expanded Feds did a very good job at good job, but before you dump on you have a Congress of 435 people. take substantial cuts in federal federal role. Now Ronald Reagan targeting, and that their them, realize that it may very well Unfortunately, Reagan looks aid programs if the Feds would wants to transfer authority back to effectiveness has increased over be that some states simply can't not at the functions and the hand back discretionary authority. the states in a plan he calls New time. As they relaxed the kinds of target with the traditional method. rationale behind them but has to They argued that they could get Federalism. Under his program constraints or costs of applying for They use alternative mechanisms deal with the reality of: These are more with less if they were given the states would first receive a grant, more communities got which are known as direct dollars. And when he says he's not the freedom. And they're right. complete control of the Aid to into the federal aid system and the payments or direct assistance, trying to balance the budget, he is. Families with Dependent Children ability of the Feds to target the where the states assume I mean, that's just rhetoric. In fact, On Who Loses Under New (AFDC) and the Food Stamp money got better. Now there's a responsibility for the function that should be his only concern at Federalism: programs in return for a federally- down side to that story, and that is, totally and then fund it themselves. this point. If anything, he was If the states take AFDC and lun Medicaid. Then, between 1984 of course, that a lot of One example is Hawaii, which premature in introducing a food stamps over there is no and 1988, 43 other grant programs communities got into or stayed in runs the public school system, the program like [New Federalism]. would be transferred to the states. the program who probably police department, and the fire question, given the distribution of While a trust fund of S28 billion shouldn't have been there in the deparment. and everything that we On New Federalism: eligible recipients, that the losers are the poor. [Cities, however, would be set up to ease the I think it's fundamentally a won't lose funds.] The major urban transition, critics of the plan sound idea when you get around areas already have the votes. For charge that when this fund expires some of the ideological overtones. instance, I'm working on this in fiscal 1991, states would cut The irony is that since 1930 Princeton study, interviewing local programs rather that raise taxes. American Federalism has gone officials in Houston on the impacts Many governors feel that all social through six major periods. In fact, of the cuts, and the interesting welfare programs belong at the when Richard Nixon was result we've gotten so far is that national level, while some urban President, we had a New most of the local agencies in Harris mayors fear that big city services Federalism; the joke around the County tell you: Oh, we'll do real will disappear if state legisla- ACIR is that this is the New New well with the state running the tures control funds. Congressmen" Federalism. The point is that the program, because we've got the argue that the whole plan is a President doesn't fully understand votes. smokescreen to divert attention what he's doing beyond the fact If it's a service-intensive from the national debt. that what he wants to do is take function that the states are taking Assistant Professor of Political things away from Washington. over, you've got problems if you're Science Robert Stein was a The idea is sound. The execution is elderly, poor, black, Hispanic, contributor to the report that garbled. I think that the President handicapped, or young. At the Reagan cited in his State of the has allowed ideology to get in the state level, those interest groups Union Address (The Federal way of some pragmatic solutions. I are not large enough to reach a 1 nfluence on State and Local Roles suspect that he'll give up — it's a critical mass effect. Interest groups in the Federal System, Advisory dead issue this session and which are relatively small at the commission on Intergovernmental depending how he comes out in the state level can affect policy at the Relations, Washington, 1981.) As '82 elections, I would not be national level by simply an ACIR Fellow (1978-1979), Robert Stein surprised to see the Democrats aggregating their interests across Stein provided the theoretical pick up on this proposal, maybe first place. The other half of the in Texas associate with local 50 states. Iramework and empirical models story was the states, who functions. even in a bipartisan fashion, and for the report's technical appendix. see it get pushed throught when Where the functions are capital complained that the Feds did a bad intensive, and important to major He has written numerous articles job of targeting the money. The On Reagan's Use of the ACIR: people take the time to really read urban areas, where there are by on grants and federal aid and has National Governer's Association I was a consultant for a task some of the ACIR studies, and the definition large populations, then done grant work on the functions started saying they could do a force at the ACIR \^hich drafted legislation of Congressman the power will shift to those of government at various levels. better job, and they argued: We bills for the White House and, Fountain from North Carolina populations. The losers in those The following is a condensed know our communities, we're mainly, the Office of Management and Senator Sasser from programs will be some of the version of an interview with Prof. decentralized, we have a better feel and Budget. It became apparent Tennessee, who have been rural areas. Billy Clayton's water Stein. for what their needs are; give us the very early on that what the champions of the program. program is likely to be doomed if money and trust as, we'll do a good President wanted to do was to use the Feds shift those functions back On his studies for the ACIR: job. this mechanism to aid in balancing On Fears About New Federalism: to the state. There was some concern as to A piece in another journal the budget. We argued — at least The policy is politically doing a better job at targeting showed that the states don't do a my boss did, I never had much palatable, not only to Congress govcrment was doing a very good very good job at targeting. Over a dealings directly — that this is not and Senate, but most importantly' On the Future of New Federalism: lob with allocating monies and twenty-year period no more than a balancing budget technique, it's a to the public interest groups—the In some ways New Federalism is getting programs done. So the first four to eight states were way of making more sense of the NGA, the National League of a doomed idea. If the economy study was to see over time whether consistently directing the monies federal system and in the long run Cities, the National Council of should pull around in the next six the Federal Government was to the communities they said they will maintain an efficient — not Governors. What they don't like is to nine months, it's a proposal that doing a better job at targeting were directing it to. It wasn't an necessarily balanced, but efficient that, one, it's being introduced not only will have its day, but will, monies, getting it to where it was intentional distortion of the goals, — fiscal process. during an incredibly recessionary I think, make some real positive needed. And that's not necessarily it was almost an impossibility, and There is no incentive for the states period, and there's a lot of impacts. [But now] you're asking this notion of equity and the way to think of this is: Let's say to pick up the AFDC or food uncertainty coupled with the fact the states to do something that redistribution for instance, you define need very crassly in stamps — they're loss leaders. On that they believe the President is economically they can't do, communities in the south and terms of income levels and tax the other hand, there's no incentive trying to balance the budget on assuming they want to. It's too bad southwest which are growing bases of communities, and you've for them to participate in the their backs. The fear is that if you the economy took a dive when it much more rapidly than got a state like New York and a consolidation of 59 block grants if shift more money to the states in a did, because this program, if northeastern communities have state like Utah. To target monies there isn't the right function mix. lump sum, two problms will arise: Reagan had pushed it hard, could what are called "infrastructure means you give a disproportionate The President and Secretary of the one is that there will be gross have passed and could have made a needs," which is a fancy word for amount of monies to those who Interior Watt, who's on the inequities across the states in some difference in maintaining any saying they have no sewer systems, have higher levels of need. How do Commission, don't really basic service areas [causing the economic policies that he is about you target money in a state like their roads are deteriorated, their understand the issue. It's not that poor, perhaps, to flock to states to institute. He needs some way of Utah where the relative differences physical bulidings are deteriora- they are incapable of it; they don't with bigger welfare programs], the bridling the federal system, and he between Provale and Salt Lake ted, the heavy capital programs want to. They come in with a very other is that the states will use the just doesn't have it. How do you strong ideological commitment to monies for property tax relief. This cut all the narrow special interest a view which, in fact, the second argument is simply not groups who have built up a nice Commission has been promoting true. The first story is true to the quid pro quo among themselves? 'linufuA >£*CA ^DaJiionul

OFF ANY Glady Getschmann and Morgan Redmond in A Murder is Announced. A Murder is Announced is a in a marvelously convoluted plot. At 6:30 p.m. exactly, the murder LARGE classic example of the mannered Letitia Blacklock (Katherine takes place in a very unexpected Agatha Christie "whodunit" that Leslie Hallowell), a good-hearted way. Naturally, more of the plot has delighted British and spinster, has filled her home with cannot be disclosed here without American audiences for indigent relatives and friends. Her destroying the suspenes, but the DEEP DISH PIZZA & generations. These carefully oldest and dearest friend, the play ends with the triple-whammy crafted mysteries have made a slightly addled Dora Bunner (Billie that one expects from Dmae CO great impact on the entertainment Duncan), peruses her weekly paper Agatha. world—Margaret Rutherford, on the morning when the play The star of the show, of course, CO Elizabeth Taylor, Albert Finney, begins to find a personal ad is Glady Getschmann. In a press and Peter Ustinov, to name a few, announcing a murder—to take release. Pat Miller, Associate * ! have found Christie's works to be place at Miss Blacklock's home at Director of Chocolate Bavou, says popular film vehicles, and 6:30 that evening. Undaunted, that A Murder is Announced I Christie's play The Mousetrap Letitia decides to treat the ad as a "was selected...just so Glady (recently produced by Wiess practical joke and prepares for the Getschmann could play the sleuth. 526-9780 Tabletop Theatre) continues an curious friends she- is sure will Miss Marple." And, indeed, unbroken London run that began appear. By the appointed hour,t)ie Getschmann creates a Miss 4100 Mandril Richmond A W. Alabama in 1952. house is full of relatives and Marple as warmly eccentric as The Rice Thresher. March 12 ,1982. page 7 Theatre Ayckbourne allegory urges scrutiny on the Bounty Way Upstream see History in the Making—and Boating up the Orb is no easy performed by Ayckbourn's own Written and directed Great Entertainment to boot. A wish-fulfillment epic of the task for a group of vacationers company, is none short of by Alan Ayckbourne The Alley's "exchange" program most extravagant variety, Way who know next to nothing about superlative, evidence of the level of The Nina Vance Alley Theatre with the Stephen Joseph Theatre- Upstream features a 24-foot cabin sailing, so the seven days of the craft acquired through the In repertory with in-the-Round (which brought Way cruiser afloat a 20,000 gallon holiday are not easy ones for the playwright's 25 previous plays. Absent Friends Vpst ream's American Premier, "river" to accomodate the play's captain and crew of the Hadforth Ayckbourne directs his comedy as through April 4 and an earlier play, Absent action (another Theatrical First). Bounty. What starts out as a comfortably and confidently as he Friends, to Houston in exchange Two upper-middle class couples much-needed stint of rest and writes it, and his acting ensemble Student-rushing Ayckbourne's for a forthcoming Alley effort in (English, of course) are making a recreation for two business perform their roles as though they Way Upstream has to tank near England) is the first of its kind for round trip up the River Orb on partners and their wives turns into were born to them. the top of any list of Definitive an American regional theatre. It's their two week vacation, and a veritable onslaught of trials and The technical shenanigans T heatre Bargains. For four bucks a pleasure to report that the parties Armageddon Bridge is their tribulations. Without going into incidental to maneuvering a 24- and change, any Rice student can involved are doing it up right. turnaround point upstream. detail, suffice it to say there's more foot boat on an on-stage lake, than one mutiny on the Bounty— though, provide the most and nothing's quite the same by the senasational titillation in the show. IT's SUNDAY NIGHT. BUB8A !mi,L0V-MN, IT'S GReAT gff I time the trip's "survivors" reach As the boat passes under bridges, AMP LOV-AM ARE #ACK Fflo/Vl TU5T CA/M'T EhT. SE£, UJHEN | Armageddon Bridgp. the lights fade and actors' voices VISMNO GFGBA'S HOG- CrOT OVER. TO UA/CL£ WZNWS echo; the prow of the Bounty MALE'S If "Armageddon Bridge" hasn't | FOONp OUT AUNT ELL£AJ'S sprays a mist when the boat is VARN\ OV6R BREAK-- clued you in to the scope of the FOOD WAS £EAJ- "moving" upstream. There's even a allegory in thie epic, mull over the copious rainstorm before all is said name of the boat and fictional and done. And every one of these river. very theatrical effects is a show- Yes, it would seem that Way stopping crowd-pleaser. Upstream is "about" more than Way Upstream is only one of FIXEP just a foursome of vacationing five shows currently in "repertory" bourgeois Britishers. Ayckbourne on the Alley stages (the others are keeps the metaphors so starkly in Absent Friends, and if that the foreground that it takes little Mockingbird don't sing, Paradise, effort to catch his "meaning"—and and a new adaptation of Heidi), his upfront elan for allegory keeps part of a high-gear implementation his "meaning" from cluttering up of the Alley's stage space originally so I ATC AAJP ATC AND ATC, UONBT r GOV, his comedy. Although Way envisioned by the late Iris Siff. The FlO&EtflN' ONce I &&T fthCK I'P Upstream deliberately is not a exchange program that imported 1 HAFTA EAT SCHOOL FQQP.. HOME^f BUMS thigh-slapping farce a la The the Stephen Joseph Company for UJELL, I'M STUFFED, n \% SVfFZW Norman Conquests or How the this stateside gig, as part of that LOST MY 6oD-£lMCti Other Half Loves, it's a very plan, is the most exciting move the 1 /Mitt Vr,e CATINJ' FR0N[ the amusing and satisfying comedy. Alley's made in quite some time. HChtiTBfeAK * * * Let's hope there's a lot more to or . come. STO/V\ACI4 Every aspect of this production, —John Heaner [TATKVE^ Art

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Will Rice.College is sponsoring form in the WRC office, the Art an art show featuring works of Department, or the Media Center. people in the Rice community. The The forms must be turned in by HOUSTON'S MOST SOPHISTICATED show is open to entries from Monday, March 15; the entries anyone associated with Rice. It should be taken to the WRC office •fit-, ROCK 'N ROLL ENVIRONMENT will be held in the jury room of Wednesday, March 17, from I- Anderson Hall Saturday and 4:30 p.m. There will be an Sunday, March 20 and 21. Prizes opening reception Friday evening, 4060 WESTHEIMER will be awarded in each category— March 19, from 8 to 10. The show photography, poetry, painting, itself will open at 9 Saturday 840-7111 drawing, etc. An award for best of morning and will be open 9-5 both show will also be given. Saturday and Sunday. For more BRING THIS AD FOR FREE ADMISSION Everyone interested in entering information, call the WRC office, a composition in the exhibition is ext. 2307. ON MONDAY OR WEDNESDAY encouraged to pick up an entry —Gwen Elisabeth Richard

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The Rice Thresher, March 12 ,1982, page 8 Museums Modern art that means something in the context of art John Baldessari: Works 1966-1980 neighbor has "A Work with Only Contemporary Arts Museum One Property" emblazoned across Upper Gallery its width. At first glance, these Through April 18 paintings, and the others like them in the show, appear to be little This latest show at the CAM is better than absurd, and perhaps ... % iglMpW' composed of the kind of modern they are—but absurd with all the art that, despite blatantly positive connotations and none of proclaiming a message, still the negative ones. These paintings establishes a relationship between are Baldessari's way of poking fun the viewer, the artist, and the work at the theories of art criticism of art. These pieces don't just sit which says that art exists within there and say "Look at me, I'm itself, unreferenced in any world saying something important". but its own. Baldessari has avoided Instead they welcome us into a this mistake that so many modern world where we must respond not artists have fallen prey to. His art is only on a conscious, cognitive not merely self-expression it level, but on a purely emotional exists for us the viewer also. He has level as well. carried this idea past its logical Because the art in the show conclusion in these paintings, but covers a fairly long span of time, this extremism may be excused several different phases of because the message is so Baldessari's work can be seen. The important. first pieces are large, light grey Another one of these "writing" One of Baldessari's talky pictures canvasses with words written on paintings, also from 1966-1968 as the words "June 19, 1968 Idea exhibit is a running video of some tell the whole story because an them in black, simply styled letters. the first two works were, is entitled Conceived at 10:25 a.m. National of his work, and the majority of the element of chance, of fate almost, The first work says "Pure Beauty", "A Painting That Is Its Own City. Calif, by John Baldessari works are photos. A series of black has been introduced, and we in acrylic on canvas, while its Documentation". It begins with July 30, Canvas Built and and white photos entitled Ingres cannot know if the photo gives us Prepared July 31, Text Prepared and Other Parables juxtaposes what usually happens, or the and Edited", and goes on with the photos of common objects like chance occurence. rest of the production of the nails, splinters of wood, and light Most of the rest of the photos in painting, including all the galleries bulbs, with stories and morals the show are sequences, where the it has ever been shown at, giving about people who have wanted to time element or the action element instructions that if more space be artists. These morals range is awry. In one set A Different should be needed to list all the from the totally, or nearly totally, Kind of Order (The Thelonius exhibitions, simply to add another serious ("Art is not in things, it is in Monk Story), done in 1972-73. five canvas. One has already been the air"), to the absurd ("It's photos of disasters are hung at added. This painting is another difficult to put a painting in a discordant angles, with a comment poke at the art historians who take mailbox"). from Baldessari reminding us that such care over details of date and The next several series of our own ideas of order are a quite composition and previous photographs deal with games and arbitrary selection from all the ownership without ever pausing chance. One set, done in 1971. is possible orders that exist. simply to consider the value of the called Asparagus Selection. The art in this show is certainly work of art itself. Baldessari explains that his object 'modern', for whatever that's Two more talky paintings end in these photos was to have worth. It is at times nothing but this 1966-1968 section of the someone pick one stalk of absurd. It is always full of games exhibit. One, entitled"Paintingfor asparagus out of three and paradoxes—about the nature Kubler", reads in part "This possibilities, for any reason at all. of art, about the nature of viewing painting owes its existence to prior Next, the two stalks that hadn't art, about language, about games paintings....To like this painting, been chosen were discarded, two and chance. Baldessari says about you will have to understand prior more were added, and the person his work that "The purpose of art is work. Ultimately this work will was asked to choose again, llie to keep us perpetually off- A.% amalgamate with the existing body object, if there is one, seems to be balance." In this at least he of knowledge." Th'fe last of these to try to guess what the other succeeds. 1 think he has even paintings reads, and is titled person's criteria are in choosing. accomplished something more "Everything is purged from this From both our, and 1 would than this. In one of his paintings he painting but art. No ideas have assume Baldessari's point of view, writes "I'm not sure but I think that entered into this work." This is the choice is random. The work of this has something to do with art", perhaps the most important theme art cannot show us how the choice and I think that he is right. What In the Perspectives Gallery at the CAM (or rather in Gallery III, a in Baldessari's work: his self- was made. The.next photos show he does has something to do with side gallery right off the Perspectives wing) is a show entitled Pollock consciuosness of himself as an four red balls being thrown into art. But it also has something to do Painting. It will be there, until April 4. The show contains one of artist. He reminds us, because it is the air in an attempt to make a with something else. With life, Jackson Pollack's paintings, his Number 6, painted in 1949 withduco so important to himself as an straight line; we are given the "best perhaps; certainly with living. and aluminum paint on canvas. The rest of the small show is 4 out of 36 tries". Again, art cannot artist, that the only thing Deborah /. KnaH photographs by Hans Namuth of Pollack at work, slinging paint from important in a work of art is the art the dozens of paint buckets that he clustered around him. The itself, not what the critics say about crowded sense of his paintings, where there is no empty space left at it, and the art itself is merely all, no breathing room, is reflected in the way that he worked. He whatever ideas the artist had that surrounded himself in his studio with completed canvas and his he couldn't fit into his last piece. present work as well as his tools. The grandeur of his paintings is i balanced by this claustrophobia of both his life and art. Not only is Baldessari a painter, but he also deals in both video and APRIL 24 — Deborah L. Knaff photography. 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The Rice Thresher, March 12 ,1982, page 9 Music A classic band keeps up an American tradition in music Preservation Hall Jazz Band dance. The other members of the Jones Hall band were Janet Kimball (piano), Society for the Performing Arts James C. Prevost (bass), Alfred February 26 (Father Al) Lewis (banjo), Preston Jackson (trombone), Frank The old New Orleans style jazz is Parker (drums), and George a rich part of our American Cola — Kid Sheik—the band musical heritage, and the leader and their trumpet player. There were a few things that distracted from the show. First of, all, this style of jazz comes across much better in a smaller concert hall or club where the audience can get more involved with the music. The band did manage to put a good performance despite the cathedral-like setting, but it took them a while to break down the audience's inhibitions. People soon got the idea (with the help from the band) that New Orleans Preservation Hall Jazz Band jazz involves the audiencs responding to what's happeningon "Preservation Hall jazz is not not written music. It /lv music from musical tradition in their own stage. As the show progressed, the Dixieland, its not funny music, it's the souls of the men who created a times." Mark Watson Kid Slieik Preview Preservation Hall Jazz Band (The Kid Sheik Band) brought this heritage to life for a very enjoyable Classics Dept. premieres Rudens two and a half hours. Shortly after allow the dream to become a reversed; slaves became masters, eight o'clock, the seven old The Department of Classics will reality. while masters trade places with Jazzmen strolled out on stage, present Rudens, a play in Latin by Wallace is serving as the their slaves. Plautus employs this, waving and smiling to members of Plautus', this Friday in a joint dialogue coach and prompter for device to focus on the slaves in his the audience, from the beginning effort with St. Thomas' Episcopal the actors, most of whom are Rice works. Thier story involves a pimp creating a relaxed, comfortable Church and School. students. Pauline Cusack, the who loses two girls during a shipwreck and the subsequent atmosphere. The band startedwith The production is the brainchild drama teacher at St. Thomas', will events which occur as the girls try an easy-going version of "Yes, Sir, of Kristine Wallace, a classics direct. The producer, Kathryp van to hide from him. That's My Baby" and followed it professor at Rice since 1969. "I'm del Pol, attends Rice as a classics with a New Orleans classic, really excited about the play," she major as well as teaching Latin In order to help the audience "Clarinet Marmalade", and the Manuel Crusto commented. "It's the first time that part-time at St. Thomas. follow the play, synopses will be whole program after that seemed numbers began to pick up—the Rice has been able to do anything Rudens, "the rope" in Latin, is handed out at the door; even if you to be just one classic after another. musicians drawing from the like this and is possibly also a first itself typical Plautus; the "love don't understnad Latin, it is really The most enthusiastically people's responses. 1 think the best in Houston." story" ^involving the hero easy to follow the story. received member of the band was thing about the performance, as (Plesidippus) and the herione Tickets are available at the door Manuel Crusto. the effervescent with all jazz, was that it was unique Because of the relatively small (Palaestra) is secondary to the for $2. The production will be clarinet player. He clearly loves to to that night, to how the musicians size of the department of classics, "real story"—the plight of the presented 7:30 Friday, March 12, perform, and for the encore, felt and to how we responded to producing an all-Latin play has slaves. According to van der Pol, in Quin Hall of St. Thomas' on "When the Saints Go Marching their emotions with our own. been impossible in the past. This Plautus originally wrote his plays 4900 Jackwood. For more In", he became a pied piper, The program notes remind us year, however, there were enough to be performed at topsy-turvy information, call 666-3111 and ask leading about thirty members of that none of the music is Rice people, along with students festivals. At these holiday for Kathryn van der Pol. the audience up on to the stage to prearranged. Furthermore, from St. Thomas' High School, to celebrations,everything was — Gwen Elisabeth Richard T SIAIVFORI) summer session

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The Kice Thresher, March 12 ,1982, page 10 Events This Week/ by Eden Harrington

' Again, it's Festival time Films one of America's most important artists, Jackson] Bonnie and Clyde. Warren Beatty's budding genius Pollock. Entitled Pollock Painting, the exhibition The Houston Festival, the the Symphony will be performing, was already apparent in this great movie, which he will consist of twenty black and white photographs annual celebration of the and there will be major shows at produced as well as performed in. This flick seems to by Hans Namuth. A color videotape transfer of a performing and visual arts in the Museum of Fine Arts, the be an American classic which turned the movie color film, Jackson Pollack, 1951, by Namuth will Houston, will run from the Houston Museum of Natural industry around, back to serious themes mounted be shown Tuesday through Friday at noon, and eighteenth of March through the Science, the Contemporary Arts with balletic sensitivity. River Oaks Theater, Sundays at 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 p.m. for the twenty-eighth. On the weekends, Museum, and the Rice Museum. Sunday, March 14, 4:45, 9:15 p.m. duration of the exhibition. March 19-21 and 27-28, activities One of the many performances • * * Music will run from 10:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. of groups at the downtown sites of High Noon. Gary Cooper, at his quiet best, won his Houston Symphony. Pianist James Dick, who last second Oscar as the brave lawman who has to face performed with the Houston Symphony at Round outlaws sworn to kill him on his wedding day. An Top Festival in June, 1981, will give the Houston intelligent Western, this movie earned great premiere of contemporary American composer popularity. Its impact was sharpened by the Vincent Persichetti's Piano Concerto at the intended comment on the effects of McCarthyism. Subscription Series concerts in Jones Hall at 8:00 With Grace Kelly, and a great, pulsing theme ballad p.m. Saturday, March 13 and 2:30 Sunday, March by Dmitri Tiomkin. Tuesday, March 16, 7:30 p.m. 14. Call 224-4240 for more information. Museums •» * * John Baldessari: Work 1966-1980. This show is the Houston Symphony Chamber Orchestra. Associate first large solo exhibition and comprehensive conductor C. William Harwood will lead the museum survey of the work of this major and Houston Symphony Chamber Orchestra in an all- influential West Coast conceptual artist, filmaker Stravinsky concert Saturday, March 20 at 8:00 p.m. and photographer. The show consists of eighty-three in the sanctuary of St. Luke's Methodist Church. works in various media, including paintings, 3471 Westheimer, in the third concert of the 1981-82 photographs, lithographs, books, films, and Stokowski Legacy Series. videotapes. Mu§empi of Fine Arts, Upper Gallery, Theater March 6 - April 18. Le Brun.... Paris.... 1940. Denise Le Brun stars in a • * * memoir of her childhood in Paris during Nazi Art of the Russian Avant-Garde in Russia: occupation. She sings songs of Jacques Brel and Selections from the George Costakis Collection. Houstonians Kate Pogue and Sterling Tinslev. This show includes more than 275 works by 40 February 18-March 23. Performances are Thu-Fri- artists, many of whom are well-known, and others Sat at 8:00 p.m. Stages Theater, 709 Franklin, 225- new to the American public. The works selected 6210. from the collection iluminate many of the complex, evolving trends—Cubo-Futurism, Suprematism, Bedroom Farce. This play is by Alan Ayckbourn, The Houston Festival comes to brighten Houston. and Constructivism, for example—which and is a delightful English situation comedy. Pam On the weekdays, March 22-26, the festival will be the Rice Dance constituted the Russian avant-garde, and which Welch directs the cast in this wild show—the events will include Artplay, three Troupe on Thursday the 25th (at became important in the development of twentieth possible breakup of one couple results in chaos and stages of events, and lots of food. 2:30 p.m.) and also on Sunday century culture. Museum of Fine Arts, from March bedlam for three other households. Playing at 2:30 p.m.) and also on the 12 to May 9. Country Playhouse, in the Town and Country All the major Houston art following Sunday the 28th. For # * * Village on Friday and Saturday evenings from repositories are getting involved. more information on the Pollock Painting. From February 22 through April March 12 through April O, at 8:30 p.m., with one The Grand Opera will perform scheduling of all the events, call 4, the Contemporary Arts Museum's Gallery III will Sunday matinee on March 28 at 2:30 p.m. Call 467- Don Carlo, the Alley is running 621-4048. present Hans Namuth's celebrated photographs of 4497 for more information. three shows during the Festival, — Deborah Knaff

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The Rice Thresher, March 12 ,1982, page 11 THE RICE THRESHER/SPORTS Sam Houston State stuffs Owls 70-49 in TAIAW final by Donald Buckholt wanted inside, and the Owls rode first lead of the game, 44-42 at For the second time in three to a 30-14 bulge with 10:06 left in 15:14 when Bulldog guard Sally seasons, the Rice women's the period. Hlavinka finally hit one of her 20- basketball team finished second to However, Rice only scored footers—she was only 3 of 13. Sam Houston State in the Texas seven points during the remainder The challenge was thus put to AIAW state championship of the half, and TLC took Rice to come back against an tournament. The Owls lost 70-49 advantage of some Owl lapses on inferior team, and the Owls met it to the Bearkats in the finals two the defensive boards to get back in by outscoring TLC 18-4 over the Saturdays ago at Texas Wesleyan the game. Two free throws from next seven minutes. Junior guard in Fort Worth. The Owls overcame Quails put Rice up 37-30 with 1:22 Kathy Barnard tied the game up, some subpar offensive play to left, but TLC scored the last six and Krieger came through with a reach the finals with wins over points of the half to make it 37-36 jumper from the top of the key to Texas Lutheran, 68-58, and over at the half. put Rice ahead for good at 46-44 with 13:51 left. Sophomore Pennie Goff took over from there on her way to 24 points, which led Rice. She finished off the clinching spurt with a jumper off a pick from A trainer aids Goya Quails, who sprained her ankle during the loss to Sam Jennifer Stone, who filled iri well Houston State in the TAIAW finals, —S. Bailey when Osten got into foul trouble. hoop. When she dropped in a team three times in one season. Rice led 60-48 with 8:15 to go, and bomb and drew a foul 12 seconds Krieger, who struggled for seven the Owls held off TLC during the into the period, the Frogs had both points in a third straight day of last few minutes by running down a 39-36 lead and momentum. Rice play on her fractured foot, made the 30-second clock on each \as behind 43-36 almost before no excuses. "They outplayed us posession. The Owls escaped the they knew it. tonight. We just couldn't buy a potential upset despite sloppy Osten and Krieger led a rush to bucket. My foot hurt and I couldn't defense and rotten foul shooting (6 within 46-45 at 13:48, but the Owl move well. We probably didn't of 14). offense stagnated thanks to poor move well as a team." Rice 65, Texas Christian 60 shot selection. Freshman The Bearkats executed their Rice had stomped Texas sharpshooter Valerie Ziegler and strategy of exploiting Krieger's Christian 78-62 early this season at Barnard provided the spark for the lack of mobility well. They home, but the Froggies were winning rally in the last seven repeatedly passed the ball quickly playing in their home town this minutes. Barnard started things off across the court, getting open time, and the Owls had to come with two clutch jumpers. After baseline jumpers for forward Jan from behind again in the second Osten (16 points, 15 rebounds) Wilkes. Wilkes followed through half. TCU gave Rice one of their gave Rice a 55-54 lead on another with eight of 11 shooting for 16 most physical games of the season, offensive rebound, Ziegler came points, which led Sam. and inconsistent officiating off the bench to score the next Sam Houston came out in a 2-3 infuriated both sides. eight Owl points. zone to try to shut off Osten inside, Neither team led by more than Also a key for Rice was its zone and they succeeded very well. Rice four in the first half, but Rice defense, which generally kept TCU had to shoot from outside, and gained a.n advantage when TCU outside and Rice in the game when with Krieger, the main outside post Cheryl Senechal had to sit the offense sputtered. Ziegler threat, hobbling and ineffective, down with three fouls. Senechal explained, "Defense was definitely the other Owls couldn't pick up the still ended up leading the Frogs a big part in the win. Offensively, slack. Rice's shooting percentage with 16 points. Osten scored Rice's we just moved the ball around. I was a miserable 30.3 percent for last two hoops of the period, on a felt calm when I came in." the game, while Sam popped in 46 follow of a Goff free throw and a Sam Houston 70, Rice 49 percent. turnaround jumper six seconds The injuries and offensive Rice didn't get an inside basket before intermission to pull Rice inconsistencies finally caught up in the first half until Quails put one into a 36-36 tie. with Rice against Sam Houston, a in from the lane with 1:18 left in the Pennie Goff (32) soars to the basket against Texas Lutheran. —S. Bailey The Owls were initially team the Owls had beaten twice period. Rice was down 30-22 at the Texas Christian in the semifinals, It seemed as though the Owls surprised at TCU's aggressiveness. this season. But as the men's team half, not too bad considering their 65-60. were enduring a repeat of last Tucker noted, "It was a very can testify after its experience with problems on offense. The, Owls The Owls were selected for an at- year's disappointment at the state physical game. I thought it was let Texas Tech, it isn't easy to beat a see Bearkats, page 17 large berth in the regional tournament, when they were upset out of hand (by the officials). I told tournament at Angelo State this by Texas Lutheran in the first the team at the half that we had to weekend (see related story.) round. Said Tucker, "I was guilty adjust to the way they were calling Quails nears career close Rice 68, Texas Lutheran 58 of being too nervous. It rubbed off the game." Rice got a big By Donald Buckholt think it was the pressure of the Rice opened the tournament as on the team." advantage in free throw attempts, Goya Quails has been a stalwart tournament (which accounted for the number one seed, and thus got Tucker's nervousness wasn't but could only hit 13 of 24 tries. of the Rice women's basketball Rice's lackluster play). Our last to play eighth-seeded Texas helped by the first five minutes of TCU was six of 10 for the game. team for the past four seaons, in few games, ever since we got back Lutheran. Rice ran all over the the second half. Rice opened the TCU came out hot in the second addition to being one of the most from Abilene, we haven't hit the Bulldogs during the first ten period by missing two easy shots half, with the outside prayers of popular players on the team. basket well. In the first game minutes. Junior post Katy Osten off the opening tip. Texas forward Fran McKnight Quails averaged 13.9 points and against Texas Lutheran we played Lutheran hung close and took its was getting just about any shot she amazinglv finding their way in the 6.6 rebounds per game this season, okay. The TCU game was and also had the high-point game surprising. They were very physical. It was a hard, close game, Rice receives bid to regional tourney and I think we came out drained by Donald Buckholt states in the region, and the level of to the regionals. Different from it. Rice played their first game in competition is considered higher in guidelines were used to select at- "It's always tough to play a team the Division II Southwest AIAW Texas, which makes Rice and Sam large teams then which did not three times, like we did against regional tournament yesterday Houston the favorites to meet take the difficulty of schedules into Sam. That game was the worst loss against Ouachita Baptist of again. The two teams are in account. After a controversy over I ever went through. I guess it was Arkansas at Angelo State in San opposite brackets, and if they win selection and seeding procedures, partly because I had to sit there Angelo. The original host of the their first two games, the Owls and the rules were changed, and this and watch the last 15 minutes tournament, Southwest Texas Bearkats would meet for the fourth year the 21-7 Owls did earn their (after suffering an ankle injury). I State in San Marcos, could not time this season. way to the regionals. couldn't have made any difference, complete renovation of its gym in If Rice defeated Ouachita The top two teams from the though." time for the tournament. Baptist, they play the winner ofthe regional tournament will qualify The senior from Red Bank, New Rice is one of four Texas teams Central Oklahoma-TCU game for the national AIAW Division II Goya Quails -M. Gladu Jersey was optimistic about in the tournament, along with state today at 5 p.m. First-round games tournament, which will probably for Rice this season with 35 against playing in the regional tournament champion Sam Houston State, also included Angelo State against be the last such championship Hardin-Simmons. With the end of this weekend despite her injury: state third-place finisher Texas Centenary and Sam Houston State under the aegis of the AIAW. Rice the season approaching, the "The ankle's a little sore. I think I Christian, and host Angelo State. versus Central Arkansas. The and almost all other current Thresher spoke with Quails about can play on it. I started practicing Central Ark^ssas is the one other finals are scheduled for Saturday AIAW programs will join the this year and her views on the for the first time on Saturday." Arkansas team which qualified, at 2 p.m. NCAA next year, and the Owls progress in the Owls' women's Quails was a member of the while Centtnary represents will move up to Division I. basketball program since she first 1979-80 Rice team which also Louisiana and Central Oklahoma Rice qualified for an at-large Considering the rebuilding that came to Rice. finished second in the state but did is the Oklahoma entry in the eight- berth after finishingsecond to Sam will be necessary to compete in First, Quails discussed the no go to regionals. She was happy team field. Houston in the state tournament. Division I, this year is the best recent state championships, in to finally make it to regionals: "I There are many more Division Two years ago, Rice also finished chance the R ice women's team will which top-seeded Rice fell in the think it's great (to receive an at- II teams in Texas than in the other second to Sam, but they did not go have to win a national title. finals to Sam Houston. "I don't see Quails, page 17 The Rice Thresher, March 12 ,1982, page 12 MEN'S BASKETBALL Cagers surprisingly disappointing, Pierce sterling Going into this season, the games that the Owls played this tournament, and victories over games offensively was the the services of Pierce, Rieke. Southwest Conference forecasters year and the quality of their two top 20 teams, San Francisco remarkable play of Ricky Pierce. Tudor and Wilson. What does the predicted gloomy times for the competition, a 9-4 non-conference and North Carolina State. The 6-5 senior forward fashioned future hold for the Owls? record wold have seemed nearly men's basketball team in 1982. "Winning that tournament was the best season of his sterling "We'll have a better team next inconceivable to many observers. Pegged for eighth place by the the most exciting thing for me in career at Rice, becoming the year," boldly proclaimed Suitts. experts, the Owls looked to lowly basketball since high school," conference's leading scorer and the "Coach (Tommy) Jones and SMU as the cellar cushion. commented senior center Glen second leading scorer in the entire Coach (Silas) McKinnie and Well, when all was said and done Rieke. Remarked senior guard nation. myself—we all believe it. I'm SMU was the only thing between Bobby Tudor, "Winning the "The best senior player in the convinced, now more than ever, Rice and the cellar as the Owls tied tournament in Hawaii was a big country" is how Suitts describes that we can build a winning Texas for seventh place in the step toward national recognition the man who is very possibly the basketball program at Rice." conference. In the conference for us." best hoopster ever to don a Rice To a man, the players seem tournament, Rice rolled over in the Another high point in the season uniform. Pierce broke all of Elbert convinced as well. "I'll tell you opening round, losing to Texas came when the Owls ambushed Darden's single season and career what, I think these guys are going Tech 60-46. Despite the Texas at home, blowing them off scoring marks this season, despite to be very competitive next year." disappointing end, this season the court with a 31-point victory, having played at Rice for only said Pierce of his teammates. Rice played its best basketball in particularly memorable for senior three years. recent memory and finished with guard Willis Wilson. "For me "This year I had more freedom If Suitts' prediction proves true, its best overall record, 15-15, since personally the Texas game at home to do things than last year," then this season could be looked 1971. was the high point of the year. It commented Pierce. "My goal was upon as a turning point in the Rice "It's a little disappointing to end made up for the other times when to lead the conference in scoring basketball program. But even if it Tommy Suitts -M. Gladu the season with your worst game," they had embarassed us," said the but I didn't think about becoming is no turning point, there were commented head coach Tommy Yet that was exactly what Rice 6-2 senior. the number two scorer in the enough moments in this season for Suitts, "but if somebody had told earned through some of the most One change in this year's squad country. It was a pleasant Owls fans to savor for years to me we were going to be .500 when I impressive victories in the team's over previous Owl teams is the fact surprise." come. took the job, I think I would have history. they had a shot at winning every Next year, Rice will be without — Dave Chilton been pretty satisfied. One of our The first indication that Rice game they played, due in large part biggest accomplishements this would be tough came over to Rice's tight man-to-man year is the fact that people were Christmas break when the team defense. The switch from Rice's Owls squeak past UT disappointed in a 15-15 finish. went on a grueling roadtrip to traditional zone defense allowed That reflects a big change in California and Hawaii to come Rice to shut down fine players such by Jay Grob run out and it worked." people's attitude about Rice back with the championship of the as LaSalle Thompson, Terry Rice needed seven of 10 free With just under two minutes to basketball." Rainbow Tournament, the year's Teagle and Rob Williams. throws in the game's final two play, Texas center La Salle Indeed, with the number of road most talent-laden holiday Keeping the Owls in many minutes and some acrobatics from Thompson, the game's leading Kenny Austin in the last three scorer with 18 points, tipped seconds, as the Owls held in Denard Holmes' missed jumper Season ends with first-round loss off the rallying Texas Longhorns to cut the Owls' lead to two, 53-51. 60-59 March 1 in Austin. The Rice, trying to run time off the by Jay Grob straight turnaround jumpers in the Said a dejected Pierce, "I hate to victory, Rice's fifteenth of the clock, went into a delay game, and With the help of unheralded halfs first four minutes to put the end my career at Rice on a note like season, assured the Owls of their the Horns chose to foul, leading to forward Joe Washington, the Raiders up by 14. Smith drove his this. They just played better ball." most wins since 1964 and also their a parade of Rice free throws. Texas Tech Raiders brought the nail in the Owl coffin when he Rice coach Tommy Suitts first winning regular season mark, In the next minute and a half. Rice men's basketball season to an threw in three long jumpers to give lauded the Tech defense. "They 15-14, since 1970 when Rice went Rice got two freebies apiece from agonizing end with a lopsided 60- 14-13. Bobby Tudor (six points), Teddy- 46 victory in the first round of the Johnson (eight points) and Austin, Southwest Conference tourna- and one from Renaldo O'Neal ment last Monday night in (nine points). Lubbock. Texas countered the freebies Although Washington had not countered eacn pair ol free throws, guarded Owl Ricky Pierce earlier with respective baskets from in the season, he managed to hold Holmes, Thompson and forward <4 the conference's leading scorer to a Ken Montgomery, so it was not mere 14 points. Commented until Austin's volleyball-like Washington, "I knew this was do tipping that Rice could breathe or die, and I wanted to guard easily. Pierce because he makes me play Though the game was between better. I just wanted to make him two teams fighting for sixth place work for his points." in the conference. Rice coach Rice had handily beaten Tech T ommy Suitts insisted that the twice this season, by nine points in match meant much more to his Lubbock and by twenty in club. "We were all scared to death Houston during the regular of having a losing season. We just season. The loss marked the d idn't want to have to face winning seventh time that the Owls have the Rainbow Classic and then failed to get past the first round of coming back to a season under the tournament since its inception .500." in 1976. The odds were stacked heavily Suitts also praised Texas against the Owls going into the forward Virdell Howland. who *1 game. Guard Tyrone Washington held Pierce to a season-low 14 and forward Kenny Austin both U points. "Howland did the best fell ill with the flu before the game, defensive job in three years on and though Austin played 30 9 Ricky Pierce. He just wouldn't let minutes, Ty Washington could us get the ball to him." only stay in the game for 17. All the But Austin, who played possibly Owls acknowledged before the his best half of the year in the first game that it would be extremely half against Texas, more than difficult to beat Texas Tech twice made up the slack canning ten in a row in Lubbock. points in the first period, grabbing The Red Raiders seized the seven rebounds and dishing out advantage early, going ahead 12-4 two assists as Rice grabbed a 36-27 with ten minutes gone in the first Owl sophomore Teddy Johnson scores Rice's last .basket of the season in Rice's Kenny Austin (34) shoots over Texas halftime lead. O'Neal added eight half. Leading Tech were guards the first-round loss to Texas Tech. —M. Gladu forward Carlton Cooper. —M. Gladu points and Pierce ten as Rice Jeff Taylor, who tallied 17 points, totally dominated inside play in and Steve Smith, who took game- Tech a commanding 45-28 lead took us out of our offense and the half. high honors with 18. Rice shot a with eight minutes remaining. anytime you take a team out of its The Owls controlled the tempo surprisingly crisp 56.3 percent to Renaldo O'Neal kept the game offense, it's very hard to adjust. We from the start, leading by 11 Longhorn Coach Abe Lemons the Raiders' 48 percent, but the respectable for Rice by scoring all just couldn't move the ball around points on two occasions, but it was admitted that defensive overplay Owls could only attempt 16 shots ten of his points in the second half. quickly enough to break their not until Austin tapped Ricky on Pierce doomed Texas, as Pierce in the face of Tech's aggressive The Owls made one final run at defense up." Pierce's second missed free throw gave out three backdoor assists in man-to-man defense. Tech, cutting the lead to 10 with For the Owls, who finished the with three seconds remaining the half, two to O'Neal and one to Rice had cut the Tech lead to only 1:10 remaining, but the season at 15-15, Pierce led the the Owls finally sealed the victory. Austin. "Rice is an awfully quick four early in the second period Raiders connected on three way with 14, O'Neal added ten and Explained Austin (who totaled 16 ballclub, and we just did not have when Raider center Clarence straight one and one free throws to Kenny Austin pumped in eight points), "I just wanted to bat the defensive support to stop Rice's Swannegan connected on four finish off the Owls. points. ball up in the air so the clock could inside game"

The Rice Thresher, March 12 ,1982, page 13 MIN S TRACK Team makes fast break at the Border, but Aggies win by Jeanne Cooper and Lamar. Frosh Robert of 53.18. The men's track and field team Schooler showed signs of his early Host A&M dominated the meet brought midterm break competi- potential with a second place, with 95 1/2 points, followed by Lamar with 53 1/2 and Rice with tion to a close with an outstanding wem vm** 15:01.47 finish in the 5,000-meter performance at the Border run. However, William Moore, 42. Once again, Rice's lack of a Olympics in Laredo last weekend. *•>*<•* mat# Greg Johnson and David Larson ixue field squad made its mark in The Owls kicked off the vacation lagged with times approaching an with some top individual places •iasmw** entire minute behind Schooler. but a third-place finish in a Johnson redeemed himself with a triangular track and field meet third place in the grueling 3,000- hosted by Texas A&M on meter steeplechase, with a time of February 27. 9:24.66. Border Olympics Guy and Fuqua again battled in The big name at the Border the 800-meter run with identical Olympics was Vince Courville, winning times of 1:51.26. Fuqua who ran for first place the fastest was chosen as the nominal first 100 meters in the world this year, place winner, but states, "Gawain according to coach Steven Straub, ' : - i was right there with me. They can't in a cool 10.17. Courville also say I was first and he was second." anchored the Owls' sprint relay of Guy picked up a first anyway, Vince Courville -M. Gladu Sherman Hall, Elliston Stinson winning the 1500-meter run in and Terry Jones, which took done in 54.13. Jones, Fuqua, we all agreed they're just not 3:51.91. The Owls gained more second place with a time of 40.37 in Stinson and Courville earned sixth mentally ready to compete. I'm points in the 1500 with a second the 400-meter race. place in the 1600-meter relay event very disappointed. place finish from Melendez in Pole vaulter Paul Brattlof with a time of 3:12.7. "My philosophy is a pat on the 3:54.09 and a third place from Paul Brattlof -M. Gladu extended his winning streak with a The Owls mostly need to tail and not a kick in the rear. Charles House in 3:59.88; first place vault of 16-6 at both the improve their distance squad, Maybe I've just patted them too Courville erased a disappointing the final standings. Nevertheless, A&M meet and the Border absent from the limelight in much. They're a lot more talented 100-meter dash with a first place walk-on pole vaulters Richard Olympics. Brattlof vaulted in Laredo. "We had a long talk after than they're running," elaborated 200-meter dash in 21.37. Hurdler McGee and Chris Taylor should be Laredo with new stitches in his the meet, and then a longer talk on Straub. Bell excelled in his shorter event, commended for their efforts in the right arm after a pole snapped Monday," informed Straub. "I Texas A&M Triangular however, with a second in the 1 IO- A&M meet. Both vaulted 14-6, during a practice over the week. can't put my finger exactly on it The hapless distancemen fared meter hurdles in 14.72 and a fourth decent enough in the Southwest Unfortunately for Rice fans, (the distance squad's problem), but better in the triangular with A&M in the 400-meter event with a time Conference. Brattlof will miss the Rice Invitational this weekend to WOMEN'S TRACK compete in the NCAA Indoor National Championhip in Pontiac, Michigan. Owls take fifth despite Division / opponents Freshman Gawain Guy nabbed by Jeanne Cooper the 400-meter intermediate hurdles 24.28 in the prelims of the 200- Rice's one other first place award The Rice women's track and with a time of 1:06.53, while meter event, but took fifth in the at the Border Olympics with a field team snatched fifth place at youngster Laura J. Wright also finals with a time of 24.3. Junior 3:49.88 1500-meter run, about four the Border Olympics in Laredo last picked up a third place award, hers Martha Crandall set a school seconds from the meet record and weekend, much to the surprise of in the 100-meter dash with a time record of 18:37.12 in the 5,000- whch converts to a mile time under the seven other schools competing, of 11.93. meter run, good enough for sixth 4:07.25, Guy's personal best. Guy's all Division I powerhouses; Rice is The Owls' relays made a strong place. nemesis in the 800-meter run, Jerry Division II. showing, earning two fourth Fuqua, grabbed second place in Coach Victor Lopez, however, places. The 400-meter relay of Top miler Disa Lewis ran a that event with a time of 1:51.89, was hardly amazed. "I knew they Susan Conte, Alecia Abraham, "solid race," according to Lopez, followed by sophomore Sico were in good shape for the Laura E. Wright and Jodi finishing fifth in the 1500 meters Melendez in third with a time of intensity at which we'd been Radziewicz garnered its award with a time of 4:43.52. "She should 1:52.36. Guy trailed in sixth place practicing. They just did ahead of with a time of 48:35. The team of have been in the top three, with a time of 1:53.69. my expectations." Holly Ackley, Kathy Sullivan, though," said Lopez. "She let the Freshman hurdler John Bell The Owls' top pentathlete, RICE UNIVERSITY Anne MacMaster and Disa Lewis leaders go ahead, and ran with scored points for the Owls with a freshman Lisa Ferdinand, took placed with a time of 9:30.8 in the Kathy (Sullivan). She had a lot left third in the 1 10-meter high hurdles top honors for Rice with her 3200-metter event. in her when the race ended." with his time of 14.23 and a sixth in second place high jump of 5-6. Sophomore Laura E. set a Sullivan trailed Lewis in sixth the 400-meter intermediate hurdles Frosh Lisa Myers placed third in Lisa Myers -M. Gladu school record with her time of place with a time of 4:44.46.

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The Rice Thresher, March 12 ,1982, page 14 BASEBALL Owls active during break, improve season record to 16-7 by Donald Buckholt both had two hits to spur the Rice Rice's baseball team had a hectic attack. schedule over the break, playing seven doubleheaders in seven days. Rice 8-0, Pan American 0-4 After the long stretch of games, Rice split two games at home Rice came back to Cameron Field February 28 against Pan and dropped a doubleheader American. Mike Horn provided Tuesday to St. Francis of Illinois. the power behind the first-game The Owls are now 16-7 on the year. win by slugging two home runs. F.dwards knocked in two runs with Rice 1-3, St. Francis 3-5 two doubles. Doug Watson The Owls returned from their blanked the Broncos for 4 1/3 road trip only to lose two to St. innings before being struck by a Francis. Rice pitcher Pat "Pappy" line drive. John Ofield held Pan Devine ,4-1, was tagged with his Am hitless in his 2 2/3 innings of f irst loss after coming in to relieve relief work. Norm Charlton in the fifth. The Owls were handcuffed by Charlton gave up just one single in Pan Ara's Danny Romo in the > mound stint. St. Francis second game. Romo was touched scored all three of their runs on for only three hits. The Broncos Devine in the last two innings to handed Peoples, 2-1, his first loss. take the win. St. Francis won the second game Rice 6-2, Texas Wesleyan 2-3 in the top of the eighth with two Rice began their long string of runs off Don Spivey ,1-3, in the top doubleheaders February 27 at of the eighth. Rice had sent the Cameron Field with a split against game into extra innings when two Texas Wesleyan. Rice captured the balks scored pinch runner James first game behind three hits from Thompson in the seventh. Scott Johnson, who came close to hitting for the cycle with a homer, Rice 3, Dallas Baptist 2 Dave Edwards is the leading hitter for the Owls, batting .386 after 21 games, —S. Baker triple, and double. Devine ran his Rice played two games against rally, and they added an important game March 2 at Austin when St. defense collapsed in the top of the record to 3-0 with additional help different teams March 5 at insurance run in the seventh to Edwards romped for four runs in seventh. Rice broke the game open from Horn, who rapped a homer. Edinburg, facing Dallas Baptist in make it 8-6. The Bulldogs gave the bottom of the fifth to pin with four runs, and Trinity was TWC edged Rice 3-2 in the the first game. Rice came away Rice a scare, as Scott Johnson had Spivey with his second loss against charged with three errors. second game with a run in the top with a 3-2 win despite being outhit to save the Owls with a peg from no wins. Third baseman Dave Hoelscher recorded his first of the ninth off Spivey, who 4-3. David Pavlas was credited left field to nail TLCs David Edwards, the leading hitter on the college decision in the second game suffered his first loss. It was also with his second win after tossing a Dahse and preserve an 8-7 Rice team after 21 games with a .386 by baffling light-hitting Trinity on the first loss for Rice after eight one-hit shutout through six win. average, slapped two hits in the three hits. Machalec and Farrar wins to open the season. innings. He gave up* a two-run loss. Rice 8-4, St. Mary's 1-3 homer in the seventh, but held on Rice swept a pair from St. The Owls used a home run orgy tor the victory. Mary's in San Antonio March 3. to overwhelm St. Edward's in the An arch support evenly A leather or suede top otters styling and durability. Pan American 6, Rice 4 Devine kept his record perfect at 4- second game and give Spivey his distributes your weight. Pan American took advantage 0 by muffling St. Mary's hitters, first win of the year. Rice benefitted from a pair of two-run A toe groove of Rice fielding blunders in the allowing only two singles and an provides comfort second game. A 3-1 Owl lead unearned run. The Owls' five runs shots off the bat of Thompson, a and balance. evaporated after four hits and in the second were more than three-run blast from Jay three throwing errors in the fifth. enough for Devine, and Farrar's Bluthardt, and a bases-empty blow Rice proceeded to leave the tying solo homer helped pad the margin. by Mark Machalec. runs on base in the seventh. St. Mary's extended Rice to Rice 5-3, Trinity 0-0 extra innings by scoring two in the An alderwood or Rice 3-8, Texas Lutheran 7-7 In the first road action of the bottom of the seventh to tie the birch sole is contoured Texas Lutheran blasted Ronnie season for Rice, the Owls shut to your feet. game at 3-3. 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The Rice Thresher, March 12 ,1982. page 15 WOMEN'S SWIMMING Owls topple seven records, finish second in state meet by Jeanne Cooper stored points with four relays that Batho, Young, Picker and The Rice women's swimming each placed second. The team of Anderson swam the 800-yard team finished second behind Texas Snell, Hight, Jane Picker and Suzy event in 8:18.49. Christian in TAIAW Division II Deetz swam the 400-yard medley In Division II competition, Rice competition in Austin February in 4:09.19, while the team of Sue totalled 657 points, behind only 25-27. Sophomore Kathy Batho, Allen, Hight, Batho and Gina TCU with 886. The Owls came in who collected four individual firsts Gaskin swam the 200-yard medley sixth in overall competition, which and one second place in the meet, in 1:56.10. In the freestyle relays, included Division I teams. Texas, was named Division II Swimmer the team of Deetz, Wendy Young, Southern Methodist, A&M, of the Year. Kathy Anderson and Gaskin swam Lamar and TCU led the overall Batho set state records in three the 400-yard event in 3:43.36, while standings. events. In the 100- and 200-yard freestyle events, Batho swam a 53.67 and a 1:55.45 to break old Strong Owls to AIAW Division II times. Batho also swam the 50-yard butterfly in 27.05 to set The Rice women's swim team is breaststroke; 100 and 200-yard a record, and picked up her other picked in the top 10 of Division II individual medley), Gina Gaskin individual first in the 100-yard in the nation by Swimming World (100 and 200-yard freestyle), butterfly with a time of 59.48. magazine. The women are Kathy Anderson (100 and 200- currently competing in the AIAW yard freestyle; 100 and 200-yard Junior Kay Snell also posted an (l-r)Gaskin, Snell, Deetz, Batho, Hight and Young Division II National Champion- individual medlev) and Jane impressive performance, amassing ships in Moscow, Indiana. Picker (100-yard butterfly). three individual firsts, a second backstroke. the 200-yard breaststroke in Before the meet, coach Fred and a third. Snell won the 100-and Senior Karen Hight also 2:30.78 and the 50-yard Breckwoldt predicted the The Owls have a total of eight 200-yard individual medleys with garnered three individual firsts in breaststroke in 32.48. following swimmers would score: swimmers entered in individual times of 1:00.71 and 2:13.30, and the meet, creating a new state As well as from numerous Kay Snell (50, 100 200-yard events in nationals, plus five relay set a state record with her winning record in each. Hight swam the outstanding individual backstroke; 100 and 200-yard teams. Although all the relays are time of 27.73 in the 50-yard 100-yard breaststroke in 1:09.93, performances, the Owls also individual medley), Kathy Batho contenders, Breckwoldt believes (50, 100, 200-yard butterfly; 100 the 400-yard medley and 800-yard and 200-yard freestyle), Karen freestyle relays should rank very /'Village Cheese Shop Hight (50, 100, 200-yard high in the meet. BASKETBALL Suim 1976 Fine Cheeses select Meats Tudor, Krieger honored Seniors Pat Krieger and Bobby Physical education major Wines Cookware Gifts Tudor have been chosen as Krieger has been a captain of the members of the Academic All- women's basketball team this year, Gift Baskets Party Trays Imported Beers with a 3.63 GPA and stats of 15.4 points and 7.4 rebounds per game. 2484 BOLSOVER (713) 527-0398 MON-SAT 9-6 Krieger was named TAIAW Division II Player of the Year in 1980 as well as team MVP. Krieger commented, "It's an honor. Playing does hurt your studies, but you learn to budget your time." m An, The two players will now be

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The Rice Thresher, March 12 .1982, page 16 WOMEN'S TENNIS Netters whip Tulane, Tech, UT-PB, fall short in Dallas by Donald Buckholt wins. When Curreri and Ray were the singles, shutting the door on Rice topped off the westward Ordonez 7-5, 6-4. Rice won three of four matches bested in their doubles match by the Red Raiders by sweeping the trek in Odessa with a tough win UT-Permian Basin came back in played over the break. The Owls Ellen March and Gail Coffey, the doubles. Only the team of over UT-Permian Basin on the doubles, but Blumentritt and swamped Tulane 7-1, lost 5-4 to Mustangs clinched the 5-4 win. Blumentritt and Rudd had to go Sunday. Blumentritt continued Rudd's 6-1, 2-6 win over Ordonez SMU and ended a road trip with The Owls whipped Tech 7-2 three sets, beating Pam Booras and her slump, dropping her third and Debbie Pearl was all Rice wins over Texas Tech, 7-2, and March 6. Rice had a 4-2 edge after Kathy Stringer 3-6, 6-3, 6-4. straight match in a loss to Ali needed to extend its record to 11-9 UT-Permian Basin, 5-4. The Green Wave players were outmatched by the Owls when Tulane visited Rice February 27. Bearkats claw Owls for title, Goff bears scoring load Rice was keyed by straight-set wins continued from page 12 into an easy tw?> iot Sam, Quails tried to play on the injury boards, with Sam Houston by number one singles Trade had come back from bigger deficits extending the lead to 40-26. "It later in the game, but her gutsy holding a bloated 39-26 edge. Blumentritt and number three in the second half in previous hurt to have two senior starters on effort was to no avail, as Rice got Osten was a non-person against Tamara Ray. games against Sam, but the the bench during our most no closer than 15 during the last 14 the stifling Bearkat defense, When the Owls met SMU in Bearkats had no intentions of important game of the season," minutes. marking up two points and three Dallas last Thursday* the match choking this time. understated Tucker. rebounds. turned on Rice's weakness in the The Owls were finally sunk Goff had to carry the offensive singles, in which SMU won four of when Quails went down five Quails' injury was diagnosed as load almost on her own. She was Rice's record went to 21-7 after six matches. Blumentritt, Ray and minutes into the second half. She an ankle sprain, and she was the only Owl in double figures with the loss to Sam Houston, marking Garman were all handled easily in was injured in a scramble over a described as "questionable" for the 20, and also the leading rebounder the first 20-win season for a two sets, while Curreri and Wanna loose ball which was converted regional tournament by Tucker. with eight. It was no contest on the women's team at Rice. Hadnott managed the only Owl

Quails will miss E-Systems continues improved team the tradition of continued from page 12 large bid). The attitude in practice this week is great. The regionals the world's great problem solvers. mean more than state, so it will make up some for the loss to Sam if Unquestionably, Leonardo sophisticated guidance and com- For a reprint of the da Vinci we win regionals. We've been da Vinci possessed one of the mand and control systems, and illustration and information on ca- working on our offense. We've world's great minds. Not only re- has designed and built a sys- reer opportunities with E-Systems worked on our one-on-one and nowned as a painter and sculp- tem that greatly expands man's in Texas, Florida, Indiana, Utah, two-on-two situations and our tor, da Vinci also applied his ability to study the universe. and Virginia, write: Dr. Lloyd K. passing." exceptional talents to the me- That's only a small seg- Lauderdale, Vice President When asked about her feeling as chanics of flight, to cartography ment of the tough problems Research and Engineering, she approached the end of her for planning military campaigns, E-Systems engineers solve in E-Systems, Inc., Corporate career at Rice, Quails said, "I try to and even astronomy. the area of antennas, communi- Headquarters, R O. Box 226030. think I'll be ready when it's over. Today, scientists and engi- cations, data acquisition, pro- Dallas, Texas 75266. But I'll feel bad, even if we win the neers at E-Systems continue the cessing, storage and retrieval national championship. I know tradition by expanding the practi- systems and other systems ap- E-SYSTEMS there's no pro basketball in my cal application of advanced tech- plications for intelligence and re- future. I do know the program is nology. E-Systems uses the connaissance — systems which The problem solvers. completely turned around since I principles of flight mechanics as are often the first of a kind in first came." the basis for major modifications the world. to aircraft, expands basic car- An equal opportunity employer, M F H. V tography to encompass highly

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Speculating on the future of the Rice squad which will move to NCAA Division I play next year, Quails stated, "I think it's going to be hard in the next two years. We might see a dropping off in our dtiitm record. We have to play a Southwest Conference schedule. I do think we'll improve. The other schools now respect us after seeing us play in the Southwest Conference tournament this year. "I think the crowds for our games will get better. It's the attitude of the team. People see we're not just out there for fun. We're out there to win. And I think the team will respond to tougher WHOM competition. Not to take anything away from San Jacinto North, since they almost beat us this year, but Rice versus Texas or UH is more attractive to fans. I feel our team sets goals, and our goals will just keep getting higher."

The Rice Thresher, March 12 ,1982, page 17 THE RICE THRESHER/SPORTS teams competing. Some top Rice individual medley, with a time of Hampered by a general outbreak Track and field athletes will make their season 2:02.45. of the flu, the men nevertheless had As long as the skies are sunny, home debut, including noteworthy Junior Ray Torp took some close matches. the Rice Track and Field sprinter Vince Courville and advantage of the introduction of The Owls lost 5-4 to Florida Invitational will be an inviting fastest high school miler Gawain 50-yard events in the conference International, defaulting one diversion this afternoon and Guy. meet to set a Rice record in the 50- singles and one doubles match due Saturday. yard breaststroke with his time of to illness. Number two player Tres Ten university division teams 29.53, a nineteenth place finish. Cushing, number five Marlis and 24 top area high school teams Men's swimming Senior Chris Gerkin did the same, Smith, the doubles team of will compete in the new Rice Track Although the non-scholarship setting his record in the 50-yard Cushing and Don Tomasco and Stadium, which boasts seating for Rice men's swimming team faced butterfly with a time of 24.13 in the team of John Albert and Smith 5,000 fans as well as a chevron 440 relatively stiffer competition than twenty-second place. won their matches. surface for runners. Preliminaries its female counterpart at its state Rice finished as predicted, last in Rice also lost to Rollins College Gerkin and Calhoun -M. Gladu begin today at 2:30 p.m. with finals (Southwest Conference) meet, the the conference behind champion 5-4, and dropped a contest against to be held Saturday, starting at 1 men nevertheless set several Rice backstroke, and with his time of Texas, Southern Methodist, p.m. for field events and at 2 p.m. records during the meet in Austin 2:02.19 in the 200-yard individual Arkansas, Houston, A&M, Texas for running competition. March 4-6. medley, both seventeenth place Christian and Texas Tech. Baylor Owl track and field coach Steve Sophomore Greg Holies finishes. does not have a men's swim Straub welcomes all Rice students achieved the highest individual Freshman Cal Calhoun set a program. to come sit in the sunlight and ranking for Rice with a sixteenth Rice record in the 400-yard watch some outstanding place in the 100-yard backstroke in individual medley with a time of performers. University of 56.56, setting a Rice%ecords. 4:21.17, good enough for Men's tennis Houston, Baylor, Texas A&M and Holies also set school records with twentieth. Calhoun barely missed The men's tennis team lost three Texas Southern are among the his time of 2:03.52 in the 200-yard catching Holies in the 200-yard matches on the road over break. After a real fascinating lecture...

Wk Tres Cushing M. Gladu University of Miami 8-1. Cushing was the sole Owl to win his match against one of the nation's top teams. The Owls, hopefully recupera- I ted, play Northeast Louisiana at home today at 1:30 p.m. and open Southwest Conference competi- tion tomorrow against Texas Tech, also at 1:30 in Jake Hess.

Baseball Baseball coach David Hall takes his team on the road today. The Owls will open Southwest Conference play against Texas A&M in College Station at 3 p.m. today, to be followed Saturday with a doubleheader beginning at noon. The Aggies, currently in the national top 20, are co-favorites in the SWC along with defending champion Texas.

Cheerleaders Cheerleader tryouts for 1982-83 will be conducted Tuesday, March 23 at Autry Court at 7 p.m. Students will be judged by a panel of the SA president, a member of the alumni association and a certified judge from the National ;• if Cheerleader Association. Current head cheerleader Steve Bakalar emphasizes that it is not too late to join practices in which members of this year's squad teach routines and stunts to the candidates. Practices are held in the gym Monday, Wednesday and Friday beginning at 4 p.m.

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pick up an application at any Wednesday, March 24. If you have March 19 beginning at 6 p.m. You Anderson Hall so everyone can RPC u college office. The applications are a question, ask Hope Hartman or must sign-up by today. Will Rice ooh" and "aah" at the Art Sharon Hecox due no later than Friday, March 12 Lisa Huettner. members only. Off-campus people Festival. in the Jones College office. Aiay use their subsidies. The theme Make pians to attend the The waiting list to determine WILL RICE for College Night will be UWRC Senior cards are now in Bab's Rondolet formal to be held at La who will have a place on campus Robin Baringer 'goes to the Big Apple". The office, Pick up yours and turn it in Hacienda Los Morales on April 3. next year will be determined 6:30 reception will be held at to me by Friday, March 26. Tickets will go on sale soon! p.m. in the commons on Will Rice College Night is approximately 8:00 p.m. at Sid RichMTC General Cinema tickets are still available for $2.00 from the college reps, and the SA office. Also coming up is Rice Night at the Astro's. The game is set for Saturday, April 24 against Improve your memory. Cincinatti.

BROWN Order this memo board now-before you forget! P Alison Kennamer All cabinet officers and coordinators should be named by now and advisor selection started. March 26 is College Night, so get ready. Room deposits must be paid and the stub shown to Mrs. Von Eiff by 4:45 on March 30. Anyone who forgets is automatically bumped.

LOVETT Albert Throckmorton Petitions are due for coordinators on Friday, March 12. The election for coordinators and the runoff for chief justice are on Tuesday, March 16. Theroomjack tor suites is March 18. Everyone's help is needed for the Casino Party March 20.

SID RICHARDSON aAnuraa g Singhal All Sid Members who want to live on campus next year must have room deposits paid at the Cashier's office by 3 p.m. on March 29, and a receipt must be brought to the college office by 5 the same day. Orientation week coordinators will be selected on March 16. Apply in person at the council meeting that night at 10 p.m. The SRCRPCCWDTG is this Friday afternoon at the country club. Arm wrestling, boat races, jalapeno eating and chili cookoff contests will take place beginning at 3:30 p.m. The chili co okoff features a $ 100 first prize and celebriy judges. To sign up for the contest contact Brian Marek at 526-1975. The CWD will take place tomorrow night, March 13 at the country club. Admission for the dance is .<$$ $2.50, or $1 if you come before 9:15. <•+ WIESS v Brett Phillips V'// -'°

All is well at Weiss. No one yells \p- .o' at dinner, and Tabletop is almost ready to show A Little Night Music, which plays Thursday to Saturday March 18-20 and 25-27. Some girls came by and weren't offended. The Bike Team rides everyday at 4 p.m.; Beer Team chugs at 3 on Ve Fridays. If you are in the mood to be nice, vote in Monday's elections. Runoffs are Wednesday. Have a quiet week. „ " And remember, JONES Augusta Barone good times stir with The extraordianary Jones College is looking for some * Seagrams 7 Crown. extraordinary men and women to SEAGRAM DISTILLERS CO NYC AMERICAN WHISKEY-A BLEND 80 PROOF become Freshman Week Advisors. If you would like to be considered.

The Rice Thresher, March 12 .1982, page 1^ incredibly disgusting notes and notices Friday, March twelfth The Rice Tae Kwon Karate Club extended until 3 p.m. Friday, research project in physics or a the SRC TGIF. will have it's club picture taken this March 12. The term will expire on closely related field. Students who 7, 9 and 11. Chem Lec. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Saturday, March 13, at 1:30 p.m. 10/31/ 82. The petitioner must live rice Nest. $1. wish to be considered in the 8. Museum of Fine Arts. The Extraordinary at the gym. off-campus. The deadline for competition should submit a short *** people's A dventures of Mr. West in the Land of the applying for membership on the report of their work for the Bolsheviks. $2. ASCE — Anyone interested in Parking Appeals Board and the consideration of a panel. The calendar 7:30 and 10. Media Center. Chinatown. $2. attending the state convention at Pub Control Board has been emphasis will be on the quality of River Oaks. Freaks (7:30) and Eraserhead (9:30). Fort Worth, March 25-27 please exteneded until noon Monday, the work reported. The' report leave a note in the ASCE mailbox Saturday, March thirteenth March 15. Application forms can itself should be short (about 5-10 in Ryon Lab. Also, let us know if be picked up and turned in to the pages, double-spaced), yet clear to SRC CWD. $1 before 9:15. you are interested in submitting a 8. Museum of Fine Arts. The Life and Times of Nicholas Nickleby. $2. SA Office. a senior physics major. Although paper for the student paper ** * there are no restrictions other than 7:30 and 10. Media Center. The Conformist. $2. This coming Sunday, March 14, at River Oaks. The Postman Always Rings Twice (3:15 and 7:30) and Bodv Heat contest. The Campanile picture subject matter on the work to be (5 and 9:30) will be taken some time early next 4:30 p.m. the Rice Gay/Lesbian considered, the most likely sources week. Check the bulletin board. Support Group will be elceting its of projects are the junior and Sunday, March fourteenth *** new executive committee mem- 7:30. Media Center. Nothing Sacred. S2. senior physics laboratories and The Strong Campbell Interest bers. Come and vote for your River Oaks. McCahe and Mrs. Miller (230 and 7) and Bonnie and Clyde (4:45 Inventory test, a type of vocational summer part-time employment in and 9:15). favorite worthy gay or lesbian. For a research group. Entries should be test, will be given free to Rice more info or transportation, Monday, March fifteenth students next Wednesday and submitted to the Physics Dept. 10. SA-Senate meeting. Jones. contact Annise at 524-2788 or Rice Office by 5 p.m. April 23, 1982. River Oaks: Real Life (7:30) and Melvin and Howard (9:30). Thursday, March 17 and 18 at 2:30 at 529-3161. p.m. in 106 Geology. Testing time *** A workshop dealing with the Tuesday, March sixteenth will be approximately one hour. Lovett College Photo Contest — 7:30. Media Center. High Noon. 52. special problems of one-parent River Oaks. The Seventh Seal (7:30) and The Magician (9:30). To sign up for the test come to the It's time for the rebirth of the families will be given Saturday, Student Advising Office. annual Lovett photo contest. You March 13 at Family Service Wednesday, March seventeenth *** have about a month to get your 7:30. Media Center. La Strada $2. Entry forms for the Will Rice Center, 3635 W. Dallas. The prints together and submit them to workshop entitled "Single River Oaks. The Hound of the Baskervilles (7:30 and 9:15). Multi-Media Arts Fest are due compete for cash prizes in each of Thursday, March eighteenth Monday, March 15. They are Parenting" is scheduled for 9:30 four categories. There will be two a.m. to 4:30 p.m. and will be led by 7:30. Media Center. Father Sergius. $2. available in the WRC office. categories each in black & white River Oaks. The Hound of the Baskervilles (7:30 and 9:15). Categories include 3-d, painting, prints and color prints. The Richard Ramon, M.S.W, and Friday, March nineteenth drawing, prints, photography first category is "Lovett" and Rosemary Frazier-Johnson, 6. WRC Commons. WRC College Night. fiber work, and poetry. $720 in in&udes any picture taken at M.S.W., psychotherapists at the 7:30 and 9:30. Chem Lec. Swashbuckler. SI. cash prizes will be awarded. Art Lovett or of Lovett people at a Center. Tuition is $30 and pre- 8. Museum of Fine Arts. Soviet Toys and King Pravda and Enthusiasm or work is due March 17 and the University-related activity (to be registration is necessary. Call Symphony of the Dortbaf. $2. festival will continue through judged on both subject niaterial Family Service Center, 524-388! 7:30 and 10. Media Center. Glen andRanda. $2. for information. River Oaks. The Hound of the Baskervilles again (7:30 and 9:15). Sunday, March 21. and style). The second category is *** "Open." All photographs must Saturday, March twentieth Hillel Events - Hillel versus B'nai have been taken within this : shameful ads Parents' Day. B'rith softball game, 10 a.m., academic year. Submissions must Statistic Tutor available and 2:30 and 7:30. Media Center. TEXPO Student Event: films by elementary and Godwin Park (on Rice south of S. be prints 4" by 5" or larger and Thesis Data Analyst. Dr high school students. Free, Matthews, M-F, 8-5, 527-7058. 8. Museum of Fine Arts. Autumn leaves. $2. Braeswood), bring your glove. should be mounted suitable for 9. RMC Grand Hall. I.ovett Casino Night. $4.50 at the door. Hon. Avoram Sharir, Minister of display. They should be submitted $6-15 per hour. Full- or part-time. River Oaks. East of Eden (2:45 and 7:15) and Rebel Without a Cause (5 and Tourism, State of Isreal, March to Mrs. Paine's office o^'to Diane Flexible hours. Call Harrell 9:30). 15, noon, Baker Master's House Popelka (room 309) no later than 661-6248. Sunday, March twenty-first (includes Deli lunch — $1.50), 12 p. m. on Friday, April 2, with the Immediate opening in office. Part 7:30. Media Center. Sherlock. Jr. and 7/ie Cameraman. $2. open to all Rice students, faculty following information attached: or full time. Computer River Oaks. Shampoo (3 and 7) and Heaven Can Wait (5 and 9). and staff. (I) name of entrant, (2) title of background helpful. Must type 30- **» photo, (3) category. There is a Are you contemplating the 40 wpm. Located in Herman Prof. plays, exhibits, flicks maximum of three prints per Bldg. Call Marge: 790-0540. •1 l.ittle Night Music (March 18-20). Weiss Tabletop Theatre. Weiss problem of evil in a theoistic entrant per category. All decisions Commons $3. universe? If so, come hear Jerry are final. One first prize of $15 and Need CRT and general office MacBeth (March 22-27). Baker Shakespeare. Baker Commons. 8 p.m. Eichhoefer lead a discussion on one second prize of $10 will be worker part-time. Approx 20 curtain. Rice types $2.50, others $3.50. Call 526-0678. this topic at the next Philosophy awarded in each category. hrs/wk. Small office, insurance Plautus' "Rudens" St. Thomas' Episcopal Church and School (4900 Club meeting on Wednesday, Participants are limited to one related, Galleria area. Call Charles Jackwood). March 12 at 7:30 p.m. $2 at the door. Anderson 621-5821. "Yves Klein (1928-1962): A Retrospective" (through Mav 2). Rice Museum. March 17 at 8 p.m. in Rayzor prize in each category. Review for 527-4852. Hall's second floor faculty lounge. subject and eligibility of prints and Large two bedroom, two bath " I exas on Paper" Contemporarv Arts Museum, Montrose and Main. Call For more info: Kay Abrahams, the set up of the show will take apartment with study. Quiet and 526-31 29. 520-9062. place April 4, and winners will be professional atmosphere. $595 "Leonardo da Vinci: Nature Studies" (through April 4), Museum of Fine Arts. • ** month including utilities. 1500 "Cosmos: The Voyage to the Stars." Burke Baker Planetarium, Museum of Willy's Pub is now accepting announced at dinner April 6. Castle Court. 524-9787. Natural Science. Call 467-4982. applications for manager, assistant *** Montenegro, Lili Marleen and Story of O. Greenway 3 Theatres, manager, and head bartender for Heaps Prize competition — The Surplus jeeps $65, cars $89, truck y Greenwav Plaza. Call 626-3379. next year. Application forms are Dept. of Physics announces the $100. Similar bargains available. available in the Proctor's office. annual competition for the Heaps Call for your directory on how to lectures, talks, seminars, colloauia They must be filled out by March Prize. The prize consists of a $300 purchase. 602-998-0575 ext. 0029. 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Call 741-0838. or watch the submarine races. *** •»» — Your Local Knight Feel welcome to join the Sandra's Boutique For sale: Moped with 1000 miles of th**e *Butcher' s Table Approximately Infinite Universe on it, helmet, and lock. Asking for Sufi dancing on Monday, 824 Muriel St. S.W. $400. Call Susan at 527-8101 ul gave up Christ for Lent." March 15 at 7 p.m. in the Sewall x.3200 and leave a message. the Pope, Saint Peter's Square, hole. Contact Bart, 661-3938 for Wyoming, Mich. 49509 Ash Wednesday more information. The Rice Thresher, March 12 ,1982, page 20