Mother Muff's Drink Menu
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Deep Eddy Peach Vodka, grenadine, fresh squeezed orange juice and Hpnotiq liqueur, pineapple juice and champagne. champagne. have it your way SWEET DREAMS 6.50 RED HEADED STEP-CHILDYOU’LL SHOOT 6.50 YOUR EYE OUT, KID! 7.00 Vanilla ice cream, freshRED squeezed HEADED orange STEP-CHILD Grand Marnier, cranberry6.50 Tanqueray juice Gin, and lemon juice, simple syrup and champagne. Garnished DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO 7.00 Grand Marnier, cranberry juice and champagne.Picky Garnished Pants with an with a lemon slice. Leopold Bros. Rocky Mountain Blackberryjuice Liqueur and CUSTOMIZEand champagne champagne. YOURorange MARY slice. WITH ANY OR ALLchampagne. OF THE FOLLOWING Garnished with FOR an .25¢ orange EA. slice. with a lemon twist. 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IncludesKahlua, olive, Leopold SUGAR lemon,Bros. Rocky celery, BRITCHESMountain BlackberryBluewater, Cheese7.50 Liqueur,fresh squeezedGuinness, stuffed olive, orange juice RED LIGHT DISTRICTKahlua,espresso. Captain bacon, 6.50 Served overMorgan, pepperoncini ice. Pepsi, cream,and & pickle champagne.coffee spear.served over ice. Dancing Pines Organic Gluten Free Vodka, Raspberry Liqueur and champagneSPICED COFFEEwith MARGARITA 6.50 a sugared rim.Cuervo Gold Tequila, cream, gingerbread syrup, coffee. Topped with allspice. MothMILFer' 6.75S SCHNIKELFRITZX-Rated 7.00 liqueur, fresh squeezed orange Frangelico, cherry liqueur, coffee. Toppedjuice and with champagne.whipped cream. YOUR MOTHERʼS COUSINMAD ARNIE 7.00 6.00 PAINKILLER Grand Marnier,5.50 splash Deepof Triple Eddy Lemon Sec, Vodka, lime Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka, lemonade, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER 5.50 Kraken Dark Rum, Malibu, pineapple juice, orange juice. THE GINGER 6.00 Nolet’s Gin, lemonade, orange juice, splash of Mist Twist. juice, dash of bitters andsplash champagne. of sodaBailey's, water. gingerbread syrup, coffee. MAMA BELLINI 6.50 GET YOUR JUICE 5.75 THE MOTHER-IN-LAW-GARITA 8.50 SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN! 6.50 Patron Silver Tequila, Cointreau, lime juice, simple syrup, sweet & sour Skyy Blood Orange Vodka, soda water, a splash of cranberry juice. HOOCHIE MAMAPeach 7.00 nectar and champagne.Jameson Irish Whiskey, Black Raspberry Liqueur, fresh lemon juice and Malibu,orange marmalade. Kahlua, Bailey's, steamed milk, espresso. with a press COUGAR 6.75 Hpnotiq liqueur, pineapple juice PUCKER UP, BUTTERCUP 6.25 STRAWBERRY BLONDE 6.50 and champagne. Captain Naughty, Morgan, butterscotch Naughty, schnapps, simple Badsyrup, cream, coffee.