Bishop's Hull Parish Magazine Edition 34/05 OCTOBER 2019 BISHOP’S HULL PARISH MAGAZINE OCTOBER 2019

A THRIVING VILLAGE COMMUNITY IN THE HEART OF SOMERSET

PRICE 50 pence 1 Bishop's Hull Parish Magazine Edition 34/05 OCTOBER 2019 EDITOR TREASURER & ADVERTISING Bob Coombs MANAGER 2 Waterfield Close John Chidgey Bishop’s Hull 26 Shutewater Close, Taunton, Bishop’s Hull TA1 5HB Taunton. 01823-253697 01823-972908 Email: [email protected] E-mail: [email protected]

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Thinning Trees – Planned for late October 2019

he trees in The Community Woodland were planted in 2003. Initial Tplanting, as per Forestry Commission guidelines, is always dense so that as the trees develop, and create a canopy, the reduced light levels beneath helps restrict the growth of competitive vegetation. After about 15 years or so, the time is right to start the thinning process, allowing the remaining trees to develop, and with more light getting through the intention is to encourage further plant growth at ground level. The trees were originally planted in straight lines, to ease planting and aftercare. So, part of this maintenance project will be to replace this regimented appearance with more of a natural pattern. Over 7,000 trees were originally planted in what are 8 clearly defined compartments. The plan is to identify one of these compartments each year and over the coming years reduce the number of trees in each compartment by approximately 30%. This will consist of coppicing (cutting trees to ground level to allow them to re-grow), pollarding (leaving the stump to an agreed height to allow re-growth from a higher level) and in some cases complete removal. We will be getting input to identify the trees to be worked on by experienced practitioners including assistance from Somerset Wildlife Trust. If all goes to plan, the work will be carried out by arboriculture students from Cannington College under the guidance of experienced tutors. Further details will be available on our web site in due course. David Gurr Chair Friends of Netherclay Community Woodland LNR M: 07977 474873

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4 Bishop's Hull Parish Magazine Edition 34/05 OCTOBER 2019 Vicar: Reverend Philip Hughes , The Vicarage, Bishop's Hull Hill, Bishop's Hull, TA1 5EB 01823-336102 Church Wardens: Mr Will Osmond, 01823-461820 Mrs Jo George, 01823-331432

n the month of October 1998 (21 years ago) Rev Colin Randall asked me if I Iwould take over the compilation, editing and production of the Bishop’s Hull Parish Magazine. Although I agreed to ‘have a go’ and enthusiastically set out to do the best I could I unfortunately did not own either a typewriter or a computer to assist me, neither did I have any experience in the production of a magazine of any sort. Undeterred, I took on the challenge and bought an electric typewriter which soon proved not to be versatile enough for the job in hand. Eventually I had to buy a basic computer (which in 2000 set me back over £850). Having been provided by the previous editor with a set of floppy discs containing Desk Top Publishing (DTP) software I attempted to electronically create a magazine. Unfortunately I had no instruction manual so I valiantly struggled to come to terms with the new technology and I did eventually start producing the magazine by using Microsoft Word. However, because of my lack of basic knowledge of computers and DTP, life was still quite a struggle each month. I eventually purchased my own DTP software package, downloaded helpful free software from the Internet and set about the task of teaching myself how it all worked. With the speed of development in all spheres of computing it was impossible for an untrained person to keep up with all that was on offer. However, I persevered and eventually mastered enough of the DTP to be able to produce a monthly magazine much more efficiently than when I started in 1998. My list of equipment began to grow - printers, scanners, photocopiers, software, staplers, and the like, all of which had to be upgraded and paid for out of my pocket. I eventually subscribed to access the Internet. Although I had always received a monthly envelope from The Parish Pump containing articles, pictures and the like, the Internet connection to the web site of Parish Pump immediately made life so much easier, as it still does today. Although producing a magazine is so much easier than in the past it still takes up a lot of my time every month so, over the past two years I have tried to find someone willing to take over the task of producing this magazine but have yet to find anyone even the tiniest bit interested. As I move into my 21st year of publication I have somewhat reluctantly finally decided that I will carry on for a year or two longer then‘retire’; switch off the computer and start to enjoy my hobbies at long last. Thanks to the financial skill and support of the magazine treasurer the magazine has, at the moment, sufficient funds to purchase all the necessary equipment a new editor will need. All we need now is a volunteer. Is it you?

5 Bishop's Hull Parish Magazine Edition 34/05 OCTOBER 2019 The Vicar writes ….. Dear brothers and sisters in Christ, When questioned once about the greatest commandment, Jesus said this: ‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind‘; and, ‘Love your neighbour as yourself.‘ So, let’s explore ways Jesus showed this love that we can seek to replicate to those around us:

1. Eating with people While Jesus was having dinner at Levi’s house, many tax collectors and sinners were eating with him and his disciples, for there were many who followed him. When the teachers of the law who were Pharisees saw him eating with the sinners and tax collectors, they asked his disciples: “Why does he eat with tax collectors and sinners?” Luke 2:15-16 Nathan Blackaby (Christian Vision for Men, blog) writes, “I remember being in Brazil and having lunch with a few guys who were in the project. The project was called Teen Challenge and the lads I was having lunch with were all recovering from drug and alcohol addictions. We ate together, chatted, and listened to each other’s stories. The food was simple, dry and heavily seasoned to mask the chewiness of the chicken neck and claws we had been served, but in that moment, after a few hours grafting in the fields under the hot sun, it didn’t matter at all. We were all eating and recharging. After eating the meal, a few of the guys kept looking over and talking to themselves so I asked what they were talking about. They shared how much it had meant to them that I had stopped and eaten with them. ‘Many pastors come through here, but they never eat with us, you can see they don’t like the food or our company at the table.’” Jesus showed love for people, particularly in a culture that put a lot of value on eating together, by sitting at their tables and sharing meals. He ate with the drop outs, the outcasts in society and the dirty sinners. The locals and the religious people hated it and criticised him for it, but it made such a difference showing practical love in accepting people around a table. Are there ways and places for you to demonstrate this sort of love this month?

God bless, Phil Hughes Vicar and Chaplain

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People &Things A lovely surprise! We both find it difficult to believe that we have made Congratulations it through 50 years, but we consider ourselves very lucky to have such a wonderful family and caring friends. ***** Bishop’s Hull Toddler Group Almost two years ago with the help of a grant from the Parish Council, Tilda Gibbs set up the group who meet at the Church Hall every Thursday morning in term time. With regular help volunteers Ellen, Mae, Dilys, Sam, Isabelle and Pat a good time is guaranteed for Mums and children alike. Large numbers attended originally and although still popular these have dwindled of late. The costs involved in running such a group mean that to continue to be viable new members are needed. So please Mums (and Dads), come along Congratulations to Bill and Liz (sessions started again in September) Huddy who celebrated their Golden and see what a great welcome you Wedding Anniversary on Friday will receive and how much fun you all th 30 August 2019. can have. Welcome to the growing list of Malcolm Turner couples who are celebrating many ***** years of happy marriage this year. Situations Vacant ***** Looking at the St Peter & St Paul A ‘Thank You’ Note church duty rotas, clearly things to Bill and Liz Huddy would like to support church life here are being thank everyone who sent cards and faithfully done by a band of gifted and good wishes on our Golden Wedding dedicated people. At the same time, Anniversary at the end of August. there seem to be increasingly few of It had been arranged that we would them, and their tours of duty are go out for a family meal to celebrate, coming round on an unreasonably but, unbeknown to us our daughters frequent basis. Consequently there had invited a few other close are vacancies for additional help with relatives and friends including some welcoming, with making and serving who had been at our wedding. coffee after the Sunday 10.00 a.m.

7 Bishop's Hull Parish Magazine Edition 34/05 OCTOBER 2019 service, with grass cutting, with The Hub are also hosting two events reading lessons and leading prayers this month. and with counting money after the The first will be on: service. You may conclude a) none of this is Saturday 12 October 9-1 Café – for you (but beware: God often has Apple Day, different ideas) b) you might ask to be And the second on; put in touch with someone already Friday 25 October 7-10 Quiz. doing the job so that you can have a "without obligation" conversation or Keep your eyes peeled for c) you would like to offer yourself for information relating to these two consideration as a new recruit. Please events. speak to David Ager (335424) ***** initially and he will steer you in the NEW appropriate direction. Bishop’s Hull Hub Youth Club Thank you. ***** The Club will meet every third Church Hall Events Friday starting on Don’t forget that the Church holds a Friday 18th October Coffee Morning on the first at 7.00 p.m. in the Church Hall. Saturday of each month. October’s will be on the 5th starting Details can be found inside the at 10,00 a.m. back cover of the magazine. Do try and come along - there are ***** several stalls and a raffle.

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Summer Holiday Club n mid-August, St Peter and St Paul IChurch ran a holiday club for children of primary school age. Twenty- two children attended in total, the majority belonging to the village school, and enjoyed two days of fun and games. We heard from four people who met Jesus, who miraculously travelled through time to visit Bishop’s Hull and tell us their stories: Peter, Zacchaeus, the centurion at the cross, and Mary Magdalene. The children worked out their competitiveness in quizzes and games, and also made some great crafts over the two days. In brief, a good time was had by all. (Unfortunately, we can't include any photos because we were all too busy having fun to take any!) Thanks are due to all the children who came along and helped to make it such fun, and to the several visitors who dropped in to see us at various points. Above all, a special thank-you to the valiant team of helpers without whom the club couldn't have happened in the first place: Christabel, David, Kathy, Niall, Norman, Pauline, Sally and Special Church Notice Shirley. The next children's event at church will or bereaved parents, and their be our annual Light Party around the Ffamilies and friends, to unite end of October, to which all the school with others across the world to children are warmly invited. Following commemorate their babies’ lives. that, there will be the usual Christmas And to raise awareness about the activities, including the Christingle and issues surrounding pregnancy and crib services, and a Pancake Party next baby loss in the UK. February. All primary school age children are also very welcome to come Our church will be open on Sunday to Ablaze every Sunday morning during 13th October from 4-5pm for anyone term time; parents can drop their wishing to light a candle in honour children off at 10:00 am and pick them of Baby Loss Awareness week. up again at 11:00 am (or when the morning service finishes.) We would Watch out for the building lit up love to have more of our village's young pink and blue in support of this people joining us. ## event. #

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Bishop’s Hull Flower Show - 10th August 2019 Flower Show Press Release by Secretary Amanda Gallacher

Trophy Winners - Presentation Report Rosette Alfie WELSH Best exhibit preschool children aged 4 and under Rosette ELOISE REED Best exhibit children's class aged 5-8yrs Rosette REECE MACINTOSH Best exhibit childrens class aged 9-12 years Willowbrook nurseries voucher £5 SHARYN LITTLE Best Scarecrow O J Fry Cup ALLAN LANGFORD Best exhibit in Class 1 Stan Parsons Cup ROBERT COOMBS Best runner beans in show Jim Baker Cup ALLAN LANGFORD Best carrots in the show Mr Gamlin Perpetual Cup and Monkton Elm £5 voucher DAVID GURR Best exhibit in the vegetable section Avery nurseries £5 voucher KATHY PARSONS Best exhibit in class 29 May Rowland Perpetual Cup SHEILA WYATT Best exhibit in Class 38, African Violet Avery £5 voucher ALLAN LANGFORD 1st - Best individual hanging basket in Bishop’s Hull Avery £3 voucher Mrs Christine Welsman 2nd - Best individual hanging basket in Bishop’s Hull Avery £1 voucher Mrs C Chilcott 3rd - Best individual hanging basket in Bishop’s Hull C Smith Perpetual Cup and £5 DAVID GURR Best exhibit in the Flower Section Fred Yeandle Perpetual Cup and £5 PAT BARRETT Best exhibit in the Fruit Section Mr T Nash's Silver Salver ALLAN LANGFORD Exhibitor gaining the most prize cards in the Vegetable, Flower & Fruit Sections Rose Bowl and £5 MAI CURNOW Best exhibit in the Floral Art classes George Drew Perpetual Trophy and Rumwell Farm shop £5 voucher TOM STRUTTON Best exhibit in the Homecraft section Robins Close Cup MARY TREVELYAN Most prize cards in Homecraft section Diana Rose Cup BRIAN EMMOTT Best exhibit in class 88 & 89, A Painting Mrs B Harris Perpetual Cup and £5 Monkton Elm voucher J BAKER Best exhibit in the Handicraft section Miss Hicks Trophy MARIA TURNER Most prize cards by an entrant #

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Number of Entries in Each Class BISHOPS HULL FLOWER SHOW 2019 Total Entries in show: 459 Division 1 Vegetables 1 1 Collection of 1 pot plant, 1 vase of flowers and 1 variety of vegetables 2 3 Pepper, 1 in number 3 12 Runner Beans, 6 pods 4 4 Dwarf Beans, 6 Pods 5 6 Beetroot, 3 in number 6 1 White Cabbage, 1 head 7 5 Carrots, 3 in number 8 7 Onions, 3 in number, not exceeding 3" in diameter 9 3 Onions, 3 in number, exhibition 10 11 Potatoes, white, 3 in number 11 3 Potatoes, coloured, 3 in number 12 1 Vegetable marrow, 2 in number 13 2 Squash, any type, 1 in number 14 6 Tomatoes, 5 in number 15 9 Tomatoes, cherry type, 5 in number 16 5 Shallots, dish of 9 17 9 Any other vegetable not on schedule 18 7 1 pair of cucumbers 19 7 Longest Bean 20 1 Heaviest onion, trimmed for exhibition 21 6 Collection of vegetables, 5 kinds (not less than 2 of each) displayed in a standard size seed tray 22 9 Courgettes, 3 in number, maximum 6" 23 3 Longest carrot 'trimmed tops'

Division 2 Flowers 24 2 Display of cosmos in vase 25 5 Sweet-peas, 6 stems 26 4 Gladioli, 3 spikes 27 4 Roses, 5 blooms, individual stems 28 16 1 rose in a vase 29 6 Garden flowers, vase to show all round, with own foliage 30 3 Orchid, maximum pot size 12" diameter 31 1 Fuchsia in pot, maximum pot size 12" diameter 32 3 Pot plant, foliage, maximum pot size 8" diameter 33 7 Dahlias, cactus, vase of 3 blooms 34 10 Dahlias, any other, vase of 3 blooms 35 2 Grasses, vase of 3 varieties 36 9 3 heads of hydrangeas 37 4 1 cactus or succulent in pot, maximum pot size 5" diameter 38 3 1 African violet, maximum pot size 5" diameter 39 6 Garden flowers, distinct kinds, 3 vases

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40 2 Pansies, 5 blooms 41 6 Geraniums, a vase of 5 stems 42 3 1 vase of shrubs, flowering (not to include roses) 43 1 1 vase of 5 stems of mixed annuals 44 4 1 vase of cut culinary herbs, named (min 3 kinds) 45 6 Best individual hanging basket in Bishops Hull Division 3 Fruit 46 1 Plate of raspberries, 10 in number 47 0 Plums, 5 in number 48 2 Plate of any other fruit (not soft fruit) 49 5 Plate of soft fruit, 1 kind

Division 4 Floral Art 50 1 'Wedding Posy' A posy suitable for a wedding using fresh flowers and foliage, embellishments permitted 51 3 An arrangement of foliage from Somerset Countryside in an unusual container (can contain seed heads/berries, no flowers) 52 4 An arrangement of flowers in a cup and saucer 53 0 An arrangement in a mug - Male exhibitors only 54 0 Table arrangement incorporating a candle, displayed all round. Open to organisations 55 2 An arrangement of 5 flowers with foliage not to exceed 18" wide. Novice class 56 4 A container of floating flower heads, container not to exceed 12" diameter Division 5 Homecraft 57 7 Jar of Jam 58 2 Jar of marmalade 59 7 Jar of Jelly 60 4 Jar of lemon curd 61 5 Jar of chutney 62 6 5 fruit scones 63 4 Quiche Lorraine 64 7 Victoria sandwich cake 7" cake tin, 6 oz mix with 3 eggs, red jam, no cream 65 5 5 lemon biscuits 66 3 3 sausage rolls 67 0 Savoury loaf of bread with yeast (label flavourings) 68 8 Lemon drizzle cake 69 6 Dundee cake 70 2 Apple tart (pastry on top and bottom) 71 9 3 chocolate brownies 72 5 3 bread pudding slices 73 5 Gluten free cake

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Division 6 Handicrafts 74 9 1 item using textiles, hand and/or machine sewn. No pictures or wall hangings 75 4 A hand and/or machine embroidered picture 76 0 A hand embroidered tapestry or canvas 77 3 A handmade knitted garment 78 4 A handmade crochet item 79 3 A hand knitted or crochet baby garment 80 5 A handmade toy, any medium 81 0 Any handicraft (care/nursing home residents only) 82 2 A handmade wooden article (not toys) 83 5 A handmade greeting card created by the exhibitor (no embellishments) 84 3 A handmade greeting card created by the exhibitor (die-cut materials and bought embellishment can be used) 85 5 Any other handicraft not included in this section (no kits) 86 8 A photograph "Hidden Taunton" (not mounted) max size 7"x 5" 87 11 A photograph "Wildlife" (not mounted) max size 7"x 5" 88 5 A watercolour painting, (submitted anonymously)Max size 18"x 22" 89 2 A painting, any medium, not watercolour (submitted anonymously).

Division 7 Children - age 4 and under 90 3 Decorated wooden spoon person 91 2 Cardboard/egg box creature max size 12"x 12" 92 6 Face on a plate

Division 8 Children - age 5 to 8 years 93 5 Make a bughouse 94 11 Decorate 5 biscuits 95 9 A painted pebble

Division 9 Children - age 9 to 12 years 96 4 Display flowers in a jam jar 97 5 Make and decorate 3 gingerbread men 98 2 Make a miniature garden in a seed tray (max size 10"x 10")

y publishing the above statistics we hope everyone who entered an exhibit Bthis year will easily see which section/classes invited the most interest and those which ‘fell by the wayside’. On the other hand we hope that everyone who did not enter this year will be inspired to ‘have a go’ next year, especially in those classes which were not well supported. A total of sixty three adults paid a class entry fee of £1.00 to make up a truly wonderful show. Including the entries made by children there were 459 exhibits this year. With a few more new entrants next year who knows how many more there will be. A big ‘thank you’ to everyone who entered. RC

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BISHOP’S HULL IN TIMES PAST 100 years ago here continued considerable discussion in the Parish as to Twhat form the proposed War Memorial should take. There was some disagreement between the Vicar of St Peter & St Paul Church and the Minister of the Congregational Church over whether some parishioners had been unfairly excluded from voting at a meeting. It was finally agreed that a stone memorial cross would be erected.

The funeral of Edward Cornish took place at St Mary’s cemetery. The first part of the burial service was held in the Congregational Chapel conducted by the Rev E J S Newell and the Rev W J Gadsby, who also offered prayer at the graveside. The death was also announced of Mark Board, son of Mr and Mrs Frank Board of Upcott, aged 25 years. A member of H M Forces he spent most of the time in France and saw a good deal of heavy fighting. He had been sent home to England about 6 months previously, suffering from tuberculosis, which brought about his early death. Before Mr Board joined up he was a Great Western Railway signalman stationed at Chard. A large number of signalmen attended the funeral. The funeral service was held in the Congregational Church, the Rev Gadsby officiating. His name appears on the village War Memorial. 50 years ago Mr Frank Bond of Mountway opened his gardens and greenhouses to the public. His magnificent collection of cage birds (about 500 in all), which included golden pheasants, macaws and parakeets was also on view, together with a visiting mynah bird, which kept everyone amused. Visitors were also able to listen to music from Mr Bond’s Mortimer organs. The proceeds from the day were given to the League of Friends of Taunton Hospitals for the new intensive and coronary care unit. There was a large attendance of mourners at the funeral of Mrs Bessie Mattravers of Mountway Lane, who had died aged 91. She had been living with her daughter, Mrs G Drew, for some while, but had previously lived in Corfe. The funeral service at Corfe Parish Church was conducted by the Rev W W Harris, followed by internment in the churchyard. 18-year-old Jean Nicholson, a solicitor’s receptionist at the Territorial and Army Volunteer Centre, won the weekly heat in the ‘Holiday Princess’ competition at Butlin’s Holiday Camp, Minehead. She received her sash of honour from pop star Russ Hamilton. The Mayor was at Castle School to congratulate David Copeland, David Gardner, David Nation and Gary Coles, who had just become the proud holders of a new world record for non-stop table tennis – 3,402 games in 16 days.

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BELFRY NEWS October 2019 he evenings draw in, thicker clothes are coming out of their Tsummer hiding places, and on our Wednesday evening practices those ringers sitting out have to crowd in to the ringing chamber instead of enjoying the late summer sunshine on the churchyard wall! Space is certainly at a premium inside the tower and sitters-out have to be careful to keep their feet firmly on the floor during ringing. Sitting with legs crossed is strictly a no-no as bellropes loop around near floor level and may get caught around limbs unless firmly planted on the floor! Safety in the tower is a very important factor, because the ropes are attached to bells weighing up to half a ton in our tower, and even a much smaller bell will easily lift a 20 stone person off their feet and dump them down again, possibly with serious injury. With regard to safety matters I am very pleased to report that moves are afoot to improve safety up above, in the bell chamber and the higher reaches of the tower, which at the moment leave much to be desired! As Tower Captain and Steeple Keeper, I have been scrambling around the tower for 35 years with impunity, but increasing age means that I have to be much more careful where I place my feet, and climbing ladders unprotected by handrails becomes more hazardous, so a safety upgrade is long overdue. I say “ BRING IT ON !!!” August was a busy ringing month for me, having rung 21 quarter peals, two of which were at Bishop’s Hull. At the time of writing this article ( 9th Sept ) I have rung eight in September. October will be very sparse, ringing-wise, as Carole and I are off to New Zealand and Australia to visit our children and a new grandson. Our son Robin and his little family moved to Christchurch NZ recently from Perth, Australia. Whilst he was in Oz I rang at the Perth Swan bells, also at the Cathedral. When we visited Christchurch in 2010 I rang on the Cathedral bells for Sunday Service; a year later they had the devastating earthquake and the Cathedral was destroyed. Most of the bells survived, but some were cracked. They were all returned to the UK for refurbishment and repair, then shipped back to NZ where they are now in storage awaiting decisions as to the design and building the new Cathedral. In the meantime the Transitional Cathedral ( the so-called Cardboard Cathedral ), which has no bells, is the place of worship. This year I hope to ring at the Christchurch suburb of Papanui, which has eight fairly light bells. The only other ring of bells in the South Island is in Dunedin, 185 miles further south! Aren't we spoilt for choice in this country, the nearest bells to Bishop’s Hull are in Norton Fitzwarren, 1 ½ miles away!! After NZ we will fly to Cairns, in Queensland, Australia, where our daughter Kate lives. Sadly, there are no bells there!! See you in November ! Giles Morley.

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DAY 55 SIDMOUTH to SEATON 7th June 2017 SEVERE then STRENUOUS This leg Total Distance 10.4 miles 538.3 miles Ascent 734 m 30,765 m An exciting start today, as we headed not for the M5, but over the hills and far away – oh, I mean, actually to the A303, A30 then pick up the A375 to Sidmouth. The downside is that the 30 miles to Sidmouth took 50 mins rather than the 30 it would take down the M5 for the same distance. But we can’t have everything. As we approached Sidmouth, avoiding the children going to school, I noticed that there were quite a few Cordylines in full flower, which I guess would be covered in bees in the warmth of the day. It lends a Mediterranean feel to the area. No coffee to start today, so I was walking by 9.00. Sam had dropped me on Sidmouth sea front. This town strikes me as a bit like Glastonbury by the sea. It certainly wasn’t sleepy even at this time, there were quite a few people strolling and jogging along the ‘elegant’ promenade and having breakfast in one of the many hotels (we could smell it). The day was set fair, with rain coming in later, so I needed to get a wiggle on to ensure I didn’t get caught. I had packed waterproofs just in case. After crossing the River Sid by the now not so ornate Alma bridge (since it was encased in scaffolding), I began the day as I meant to go on, by climbing up a very steep hill. Along this stretch there have been many landslips, so the Coastal Path has been diverted in places. This was one of them. I found my way through lanes and beside houses, which was not unpleasant as I could look at their gardens. Emerging to stroll up Salcombe Hill, I looked back to view Sidmouth nestling in the morning sunshine, and patted myself on the back when I looked at Peak Hill and Windgate Hill just before it, where I had struggled up a few weeks ago. There are some things in life one doesn’t need to repeat. Peak Hill may be one of those! Once across the green hillside of the hill, it sneakily disappeared into woodland and presented me with steps to climb – 94 of them. At the top I was rewarded by a direction finder and viewpoint, and was delighted that I could see Haytor in the distance, some 25 miles away, though couldn’t see France 130 miles away ☺ Entering through a gate I came across a sign for South Combe Farm, which had been donated by its owner as a permanent open space in 1937. ‘No sounds of worldly toil ascending there mar the full burst of prayer’. It was indeed a very peaceful open field. I couldn’t even hear the sea below me. After crossing the stream at the bottom of Salcombe Mouth and about to ascend towards Higher Dunscombe Cliffs, I divested myself of top layer – yes, singlet again to prevent unsightly tan lines and I remembered to put sun cream on my back this time. I

16 Bishop's Hull Parish Magazine Edition 34/05 OCTOBER 2019 got caught on my last walk as I hadn’t realised that my rucksack didn’t cover all of my back! Climbing up the other side I met a couple, Mark and Fay from Romsey, who asked me ‘Do you know which way Beer is?’ my reply: ‘Well, I hope it’s that way, since that’s where I’m heading!’ We chatted for a few minutes then decided to continue, as we were going the same way. As we came to the steps, I suggested they go before me as they were likely to be quicker. They had just walked down these steps, as they were staying at Salcombe Regis. Just as well they met me then I suppose. ‘These must be the 145 steps mentioned at the camp site’ said Mark. I puffed up not 145, but 180 of them before reaching the top. They were way ahead of me by now, as I emerged finally to newly planted fields of maize which were bowing gently to the east, bent by the south westerly wind, thankfully behind me. I caught up with Mark and Fay as they were taking a break and admiring the view of Lincombe valley. We chatted a bit more before walking companionably down through this wild garlic scented valley, taking care on the slippery path peppered with much flint. I found out later that black flint abounds here, which was the best sort to use with muskets. The path meanders through lime pits where spires of Foxgloves abounded, looking very stately. I was impressing Mark with my knowledge of things along the path, which I had to confess to him came from the guidebook, not my head! He had also admired my Outdoors Great Britain app which could, by the magic of GPS, pinpoint where we were on the map. I was losing track of how many steps now, as I was distracted by chatting, but there were quite a few down to the quiet shingle beach of Weston Mouth, where just one lady walker was sitting having her lunch – sorry to disturb your peace ma’am – gosh, is it lunchtime already?! We climbed out of Weston Mouth and I lost them again but was once again rewarded at the top by a bit of level walking at last. Now these were real English meadows. There was a fair breeze, so the grasses looked like waves, sorrel with its red seeds, white ox-eye daisies, yellow buttercups, blue periwinkles, and birds singing. How very lucky I am to be able to see and walk amongst this. At the kissing gate into the next field I saw a young runner who had passed me back near Sidmouth. He was now heading back that way, and had, apparently, been to Beer already!! The gate was donated by the Axe Valley runners, so I wondered if he was one of them. Full of interest this walk, I thought, as I saw a sign stating, ‘Romany Van only – no right of way’. And indeed, there was a Romany van perched on the hillside, with its own garden, a summerhouse and fantastic view. I wonder how they got it up there!

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The last of these fields crossed Littlecombe Hollow, a small hanging valley. I remember these from Geography A level many years ago but had to refresh myself on what they were. It can be a valley that leads to another valley below or has a cliff or steep wall below the meeting point. This was all a bit easier now, and hopefully I had completed the ‘Severe’ part of the walk, and would now just be ‘Strenuous’, which seems not too bad by comparison! Walking down the wood towards Branscombe, again garlic scented, in a clearing was a magnificent birch tree that had perhaps been struck by lightning. Its silver bark was like a sculpture with some branches broken, leaning to one side. I had noticed also that there was a lot of storm debris about from the gales of the last few days. Branches and leaves strewed the way. And a beautiful view of Branscombe village nestling in the valley. Nearing the sea, I looked to the car park and picked out Sam’s car, so knew he was here somewhere, and there he was, my lovely man, waiting for me. We shared a cup of coffee (£1.20 for an extra shot in my mocha? That’s a bit steep? The manager reimbursed me as she thought it was too, thought it was an error on the till!). Mark and Fay joined us, and we discussed which way we were going to progress: the higher cliff path or Under Hooken Cliffs. I was surprised that they were after me, but they had stopped to have lunch on the way. I climbed up the cliff from Branscombe Mouth, studiously avoiding the eyes of the cows, and at the top decided that I would take the Under Hooken Cliffs route which started through a camp site. I’m so glad I did. They were spectacular. As you walk along the path, which is mostly wooded, you look up to your left and these sandstone cliffs, with strata very visible, loom above you. I guess many gulls and Fulmars nest there. It was a little disconcerting at times, as there were quite a few large cracks visible. There were dog roses, foxgloves and wild irises in amongst the thick hedgerows. I met another Mark who carried a caving hat. He explained that there was a cave just around the corner which he had been told joined up with Beer Quarry caves, so he had been to look (he was a professional caver and did Mine Rescue), but it only went back 40 feet. I wondered how on earth you reached it. There was a little path and then a rope to help you up there he told me. Mark had recently split up with his girlfriend and just upped sticks and decided to walk the coast path to recover his equilibrium. I told him I’d pray for him. I hope by the time you read this he has found peace. I rounded the corner and found the little path, started up it to have a look and decided that it would not be sensible. I returned to the main path, and one of the other walkers said that it was probably best to go with someone else anyway. I had visions of me being stranded halfway up, hanging onto this rope! Mark and Fay caught me up again. There were a few walkers along this part, which proved to be fortunate. As we began to climb to meet the other path, Mark put down his single pole on the edge of the path, but there was nothing solid there. He lost his balance and I saw him disappear amongst the undergrowth! Luckily, it saved him, and he didn’t go all the way down the cliff side. Fay hadn’t noticed till she heard me cry out. Between the three of us he

18 Bishop's Hull Parish Magazine Edition 34/05 OCTOBER 2019 was extricated from the brambles and nettles (those of you with little hair will appreciate nettle stings on the pate!) and set on his way again. He didn’t seem to be the worse for wear and was soon ahead of me again. At the top we met the cliff path, and I was glad I hadn’t taken that way, because the wind suddenly hit us with force, and I had to use my poles to stay upright. From here it was pretty plain sailing and I wandered down into Beer with Mark and Fay. I left them to get their cup of tea and cake whilst waiting for their return bus and continued up the very familiar steep steps out of Beer. From there I was but a short step towards Seaton. Low tide was at mid-day, and it was now 2.30, so I thought that the beach wasn’t an option. It was shingle anyway, so wouldn’t have made pleasant walking. So, the inland route it was then, due to more landslips. Climbing up one not so steep hill in Seaton I suddenly became very weary and was glad that I was almost there. Along the sea front the waves were crashing on the shingle beach. Groups of older people were either sheltering in their beach huts or sitting outside – with their glasses of wine!! Sam had taken shelter inland a bit. Sandwiches in the car, and a trip down the A358 home. Church pot £15 (bit of severe in there). Total £641 + Sponsorship £305 = £947. Thank you God. ##

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Marriage registration changes on the way!

he Government plans to introduce a new system of registration for Tmarriages, including church weddings, in England and Wales.

It is anticipated that the new system will replace traditional marriage registers with a new ‘marriage document’ to be signed by the couple at the wedding and lodged with the local register office.

Although no date has been set for implementing the new system, representatives of the Church of England, together with the Church in Wales and the Faculty Office of the Archbishop of Canterbury, have been in discussion with the General Register Office on how it will be introduced.

It is expected that the General Register Office will provide training and information for clergy. Details will be announced as soon as possible.

The Revd Dr Malcolm Brown, the Church of England’s Director of Mission and Public Affairs, said: “We are in close discussions with the General Register Office, who are working hard to ensure that the change in the system of registering marriages is as smooth and seamless as possible.

More details at: http://www.facultyoffice.org.uk/special-licences/marriage- law-news/

20 Bishop's Hull Parish Magazine Edition 34/05 OCTOBER 2019 BOOK REVIEWS Raising Children rugby league player with a promising in a Digital Age: future, who threw it all away on the path of drinks, drugs and organized Enjoying The Best crime. Struggling with the legacy of a And Avoiding The broken family, a troubled past, Allen Worst by Bex soon fell into the arms of addiction, Lewis (Author) playing out his frustrations and anger in an arena of violence. In and out of witter, prison, something had to change, and TFacebook, in 2013 Allen has a dramatic blogging, chat encounter with Jesus Christ and rooms, email, the became Born Again. This is the true internet and story of the journey from darkness beyond - for most into light, a testament to the power of parents, teachers and youth workers, God to change us and send us out as getting to grips with new technology his servants and bring the Good News is a bit of a challenge. But keeping and the story of hope to those who children safe is a much bigger one. As need it the most. technology changes, and young ***** people grasp it faster than the older The Wind in The Willows generations do, it can be a real by Kenneth struggle to know what to do to help, Grahame equip and defend. Dr Bex Lewis is an expert in new technology. She knows remember how it works, what to do and where Ihaving this to go for the latest information. It is book read to me rarely possible to keep young people at school and all away from new technology, nor is it the class were wise. This book will enable parents, rapt and teachers and youth workers to give couldn't wait for young people the equipment they every Friday need to get the best out of new afternoon for the next instalment. technology and to avoid the dangers. The love of this book has grown as I ***** have grown older and each time I Taming of a read it, I find something new and Villain: more delightful in it. How I long to sit A Message of in Badgers comfortable home or Hope watch the river go gliding past whilst by Allen Langham at Ratty's house. Even Mole’s little home is charming with his little his is the story skittle alley. Toad Hall didn't impress Tof Allen me much as a child and still doesn't Langham, a but who can't love the bumptious and former rather silly Toad? He maybe rash and professional naughty but at heart he is a loveable chap. ## 21 Bishop's Hull Parish Magazine Edition 34/05 OCTOBER 2019 EAT WELL FOR LESS

Jugged Steak. Strawberry Salad.

Ingredients

A POUND and a half of rump steak, 1 small carrot and turnip, THIS is a delicious dish for lunch or 2 stalks celery, dinner. 1 small bunch parsley and herbs, 3 cloves, Ingredients A strip of lemon peel, 2 small onions, To secure the flavour being as fine 1/2 pint stock or water, and exquisite as it should be, select 1/2 oz. butter, large, ripe and very fresh berries. A little flour, pepper and salt.

Method Method

Cut steak in pieces, flour, and fry Cut them in halves, after removing them brown on both sides in butter the hulls and rinsing them. (or any good fat), Sprinkle with at little lemon juice Slice vegetables, lay part of them in and just a suspicion of sugar. bottom of a casserole; Pile them on the white inner leaves of Add meat, lettuce, and serve with a whipped Cover with remainder of vegetables; cream salad dressing or with a French tie herbs, cloves, and lemon rind in a dressing in which orange or lemon piece of muslin, and lay on top; juice has been substituted for vinegar. Pour in stock and season with salt Oranges or pineapple cut in bits may and pepper; be combined with the berries, if liked, Cover, and cook in slow oven for but let them be subordinate to the three hours ; crimson fruit if you wish the dish to Remove the lid, take out herbs, and be especially dainty and attractive. serve very hot. (G. A., Bournville, Birmingham.) (G. E., Stamford Hill, N.I6.)

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Gardening Tips for October October lthough we had some warmer days over September, the autumn is now Adefinitely here for real, and it feels colder. It's a beautiful time of year, with the trees changing colour. Sometimes it may seem pointless raking, when the wind blows even more leaves onto the lawn, but just think of all the lovely leaf mould you can make! It's also time to start preparing for early frosts. Top 10 jobs this month 1. Divide established rhubarb crowns to create new plants; 2. Cut back perennials that have died down; 3. Divide herbaceous perennials; 4. Move tender plants, including aquatic ones, into a greenhouse or conservatory; 5. Plant out spring cabbages; 6. Harvest apples, pears, grapes and nuts; 7. Prune climbing roses; 8. Finish collecting seeds from the garden to sow next year; 9. Last chance to mow lawns and trim hedges in mild areas; 10. Renovate old lawns or create new grass areas by laying turf. Harvest Any remaining main crop potatoes should be ready. When the haulm (leaves) starts dying back you cut it off and leave the potatoes for a couple of weeks. This will make the skins set and hopefully prevent any stray potato blight spores from the haulm infecting your tubers. Wait for a sunny dry day and dig up the potatoes, brushing off excess soil and letting them dry off before storing in hessian or paper sacks in a frost free, dark shed. The last of the beans should be picked now, compost the foliage but leaving the roots with their nitrogen full nodules in the soil will act as a fertiliser. Main crop carrots should be dug up to be stored in sand or peat through the winter but leave the parsnips in the ground as they’ll be sweeter after a frost. Drumhead cabbages that are ready should be harvested. They’ll keep remarkably well in a frost-free shed but be aware that a slug that may be lurking under the leaves. Sprinkling the outside with salt will deter them from eating away through the winter. Any green tomatoes on outdoor plants can come in now before the frost gets them. You can make a green tomato chutney or ripen them up indoors. Green tomatoes will actually store quite well in cool conditions and slowly ripen or you can hasten the ripening process by popping them in a tray in a sunny windowsill with a ripe banana. ##

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A further extract from E W Hendy’s book (1943) Somerset Birds and some other folk. village situated almost at the extreme westerly end of west Somerset, and Aon the borders of wild Exmoor, was inevitably isolated in the days when communications were difficult. The rail way has never approached nearer than Minehead. The roads were not, until comparatively recent times, very efficient. An old man‘, now dead, who had worked on the roads all his life, told me that he could remember when the Lynton Road up Porlock Hill was no more than a country lane, and that he himself had helped in most of its widening. It is only the motor-car which has within the last twenty years has made such villages easy of access. Naturally in such circumstances there was much intermarriage. The result is that many of the older families are intricately related; after twenty years (1943?) we are still discovering unsuspected affinities. Some women of the older generations have never or rarely visited villages only a few miles away and know little of the moor except in the immediate neighbourhood. Residents of twenty or thirty years standing are still ‘foreigners’. In the course of a recent conversation two Porlock men were discussing a new arrival. ‘What nationality is he?’ ‘Oh, he’s a Wiltshireman,’ was the reply. A further result of long isolation is the different character of the population of villages separated by no more than two miles, and the animosity they sometimes show towards each other. But these are delicate subjects. In the old days smuggling was rife along this unfrequented coastline. It was, in fact, a highly organised industry which everyone winked at, even if they did not participate in it. In his History of Part of West Somerset the late Sir Charles Chadwyck-Healey, gives an account of the way in which trade in smuggled goods was carried on at Minehead and Watchet and describes how hiding places for smuggled goods existed at Bromham, a lonely farm up Hawkcombe; Upper Doverhay Farm, a cottage at West Porlock and in a field near P0ol’s W0od.' . A Porlock man recently told me this story. A keg of smuggled brandy-was taken to a cottage at Chapel Knap, Porlock Weir. Word was brought to the tenant, an old woman, that the customs officers were coming to search the house. When they arrived she welcomed them, seated on the brandy keg which was covered by her ample skirts. ‘Come in, my dears, you be welcome to search wherever you do please, but there baint nothing here.’ Nor did they find anything. There was also smuggling at Ashley Combe, where there was a path from the house down to Rock Cottage on the beach. Warning would be given when the Customs men were in the village and the goods would be stored safely away. On another occasion two vessels collided in the Bristol Channel and both sank. One was carrying rum, and the casks were washed up on the beach. Men from Porlock tapped the liquor from the casks into kegs which they hid in. Cullbone Woods. Unluckily they somehow forgot to mark the place where they were concealed and could not find them when the Custom House officers were safely off the scene. ## 24 Bishop's Hull Parish Magazine Edition 34/05 OCTOBER 2019

St Petrifieds — Miser Spasm reetings once more from St Petrifieds. Rev Spasm has been the incumbent Ghere as long as people can remember and has always been popular with the congregation. He has many of the qualities which we at St Petrifieds consider essential for a vicar. His coldness and his ability to belittle one have always been admired, as has his abrupt, rude manner and total lack of sympathy for anyone suffering in any way. Indeed, this stand-offish manner is, in my opinion, one of his finer qualities and, along with the fact that he doesn’t keep going on about God all the time, makes him the ideal vicar. However, he has one quality that outshines all the others; he is, without doubt, the meanest man I have ever met! Compared to him, Ebenezer Scrooge would seem to be an outrageous philanthropist; in fact Rev Spasm is so mean that he probably owes himself money. So I took little notice the other Sunday when he started on one of his usual sermons about giving, in particular to restore the church roof. I don’t really know why he persists haranguing us for money (which has been going on ever since ‘Nosher’ Harris relieved the church roof of most of its lead several years ago). After all it has never worked in the past and there is no indication that it will work in the future. When it comes to giving money to the church we utilise the biblical method and ‘set our faces like stone’. Indeed, a close examination of each Sunday’s collection plate would probably reveal a decent ‘starter set’ for a collector of foreign coins. That’s where those little envelopes come in so handy - it’s possible to make half a dozen 2p coins and a handful of Lire look like a sizeable sum. I had, in fact, just settled back in my pew for a nice twenty-minute doze having decided that I had heard this one several times before, when I thought my ears were playing tricks. I was certain that I had just heard Rev Spasm say that he would personally donate £1,000 to the Church Roof Fund. I looked across to the major and saw that he was sitting bolt upright, shock etched across his face and I knew then, that my ears had not deceived me. The vicar was actually proposing to donate this ‘magnificent sum from his small stipend’ to start the ball rolling sure in the knowledge that this ‘unprecedented act of generosity’ would encourage others to give selflessly. I must admit it was very impressive, so much so that I was even tempted to donate a fiver myself, but fortunately calmed myself down in time. Many others were similarly affected by the vicar’s amazing change of heart and, lacking my own self-control, they began to pledge huge sums of money, even into double figures! Others, now gripped by a spending frenzy, actually handed over cash on the spot! By the end of the service the vicar had raised over £500 on top of his own thousand with pledges for much more. I think his plan would have worked too had not Miss Prim accidentally let the cat out of the bag the following week. It turned out that the vicar had indeed donated £1,000 but not from his own account. The cheque was actually from the insurance company to cover a claim for water damage to the church due to the leaking roof and the old skinflint was trying it on. The news spread like wildfire of course and the Vicarage is still besieged with parishioners trying to get their money back. I wish them luck, for as the vicar always says, ‘I treat every pound as a prisoner!’ RICHARD BOND

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POINTS TO PONDER Hotter with tattoos Active social life may help cut risk of hermal image technology has dementia Tfound that heavily tattooed skin f you can continue a healthy social heats up more than normal skin in Ilife during middle age and direct sunlight. Images of tattoo onwards, you might be able to artists in Shoreditch, taken on a Cat prevent the onset of dementia. S61 smartphone, showed higher It has been found that people of 60 or temperatures on sections of skin that over who see family and friends were heavily inked – with the black of almost every day have a 12 per cent the tattoo retaining the most heat. lower risk of developing the disease. ***** According to the research done at One third of young children have University College London (UCL), never been to the butcher’s or frequent social contact builds greengrocer’s cognitive reserve, or greater brain resilience, against the damage that occurs in neuro-degeneration. As one scientist explains, “Dementia is a major global health challenge, with one million people expected to have the condition in the UK by 2021. But we also know that one in three cases are potentially preventable.” ***** Our bankrupt young hat is the finding of a survey by he number of young people who TNationwide Building Society, who Tgo bankrupt has soared, also found that one in four youngsters increasing tenfold in just three years. of primary school age do not even People from ‘Generation Z’ (aged 18 know what a high street is. More to 25) now make up one in 15 of all than half have never visited a personal insolvencies. Back in 2016 laundromat, and nearly half have only one in 100 insolvencies involved never been to a florist or key-cutter. a young person. The survey comes amidst concerns As one accountant explained: “In this that the future of Britain’s high street climate of low interest rates and is bleak. A recent report by Retail relatively easy access to credit, young Economics predicts that half of UK people without financial experience retail transactions will be online may be more susceptible to the within a decade, as opposed to a fifth temptations of easy money.” The rise of all transactions at present. of the gig economy and zero-hours In the past ten years, a number of big contracts have also played a big role, chains have disappeared, including for without a regular income, young Woolworths, BHS, and Toys R Us. people find it much more difficult to Meanwhile Homebase and Marks & budget.

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Spencer are closing many shops, and opinions tend to carry on at home. profits have dropped at John Lewis. The study, published in Work, And little wonder: the survey found Employment and Society, found that that 75 per cent of children said that fewer than seven per cent of couples their parents mostly shopped at a share the housework equally. supermarket, and 40 per cent had ***** parents who shopped mostly online. The rise of self-employment Meanwhile, MPs are urging towns to hose aged over 50 now make up develop a unique selling point, in Tnearly half of all self-employed order to attract shoppers. workers. That is about 2.27 million ***** people, up from 1.45 million a decade Housework ago. And almost one in five of the self-employed work-force is over 60. There’s good reason why older people turn to self-employment. With a rising state pension age and a longer life expectancy, they need the money. But companies tend to discriminate against older people who have had to take time out of their careers, perhaps to look after grandchildren or an elderly relative. So many older people have no choice but to venture into the world of self-employment, to make ends meet. But it is not all bad news. As one ho does most of the housework researcher points out: “Self- Win your family? Probably the employment can offer opportunities woman, if you are like most families. for flexible, fulfilling and rewarding That is the finding of a recent analysis work.” of who does household chores, The study was done by Rest Less, a carried out by University College jobs and advice site catering for older London (UCL). people. The study found that even among ***** couples where the woman is more You may love him, but….! qualified and has a more demanding oung women are less and less job, she is still likely to do around half Ylikely to share their finances with the housework. However, where the their ‘significant other’. A recent man is better qualified and has a survey has found that nearly half of better-paid job, he is likely to leave women aged below 34 prefer the majority of housework to his financial independence. partner. As one accountant explained: ‘With Therefore, it seems that despite the women increasingly entering steady erosion of gender marriage later in life, after years of discrimination at work, traditional earning their own income and

28 Bishop's Hull Parish Magazine Edition 34/05 OCTOBER 2019 controlling their own finances, it’s Are you worried that your child likes unsurprising that many are turning gaming too much? their back on a ‘what’s mine is yours’ hen you are not alone. Half of all approach. Tparents are worried that their children are addicted to computer Meanwhile, as women tend to outlive games, as more and more family men, more than 60 per cent of the routines are disrupted by hours spent UK’s wealth is expected to be in the online. hands of women by 2025. Many families admit that it is The study was carried out by especially hard to get boys to break Netwealth. for meals, or to go to bed, especially if ***** they feel close to winning a game. Good food for you The survey was done by Internet Matters, the e-safety group which says that peak gaming age is 11 to 13, when some children play for nearly six hours at weekends. Fortnite was named as the most worrying game. ***** Asthma danger for children hildren are up to four times more Clikely to have an asthma attack when they return to school. ating plenty of fruit and A recent study from Public Health Evegetables slashes your risk of England has cited a combination of developing Type 2 diabetes by nearly stress, changes in the weather, air a quarter, a recent study has found. pollution and an increase in And adding whole grains, legumes circulating viruses as the reason why and nuts also protects against many schoolchildren develop diabetes, as they improve sensitivity respiratory problems as the term gets to insulin (the hormone that controls underway. blood sugar) and reduce weight gain. One doctor stressed: “Some children find the start of the new school term A senior nutritionist at the Harvard T an anxious time, which could set off H Chan School said: “Overall the data an attack. So, it is crucial that schools highlighted the importance of are aware of the pupils who have adhering to plant-based diets to asthma, and that there are adequate achieve or maintain good health.” steps in place to support them.” The findings were published in the ***** journal JAMA Internal Medicine. They support evidence that diet is crucial in tackling diabetes, which now affects about four million in the UK. *****

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Letter from the Right Reverend Peter Hancock, Bishop of Bath and Wells For Parish Newsletters – October 2019 Journeying together I was on the train today and a South Western Railway poster caught my eye. The headline was ‘Our Promise to You’. It then said: ‘We are passionate about delivering a great service for you and are here to make travelling easier.’ It went on to spell out what that meant in these words: ● Be visible and available to you when you need us ● Offer information and answer questions you may have ● Make announcements about the destination and its calling point ● Keep you informed should things be delayed during your journey ● Obviously this was talking about trains, but it got me thinking as some of those things could also be applied to my role as Bishop. My role, and that of Bishop Ruth, the archdeacons, our other colleagues and the central support staff in the Old Deanery is to support the work of mission and ministry which takes place across the parishes, chaplaincies and schools of the diocese. And we are all passionate about doing the best we can to support you and to ‘make your travelling easier’. And by ‘travelling’ we mean the walk that we have with Jesus as his followers and his disciples. One way we seek to support you is by being visible and available. Bishop Ruth and I like nothing better than getting out and about across the length and breadth of the diocese, meeting people and hearing all that you are doing to live and tell the story of Jesus. Every month we meet hundreds of new people and we try, as and when we can, to answer questions and let people know what is going on. These parish magazine articles are another way in which we try to keep in touch and share what we are up to. The diocesan website, our e-newsletter, Connect, Manna magazine and our social media feeds on Facebook and Twitter are other places you can catch up with what we are doing, but more importantly to hear and read about what God is doing among us and within the communities we serve. The train poster ended with the words ‘Let us know how we are doing’. And that is another important reason why we love to get round the diocese so that we can hear what else we can do to support you and to share with you in living and telling others about the love of God. With my prayers and very best wishes The Right Revd Peter Hancock Bishop of Bath and Wells

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High Days and Holy Days 13th October: Edward the Confessor Helping to found Westminster Abbey

f you approve of giving money to help cathedrals survive, then Edward the IConfessor (1003 – 66) is the saint for you. This early King of England was the virtual founder of Westminster Abbey. And never mind entrance charges - at one point in his life, Edward was giving a full tenth of his income to Westminster Abbey. Edward was the son of King Ethelred the Unready and his second, Norman wife, Emma. After various ups and downs which included a brief exile in Normandy, Edward was made King of England in 1042. As King, Edward had a tricky time of it – trying to keep the peace for over 20 years while various Danish and Norman magnates struggled for power (which eventually led to the Norman Conquest). Scholars have argued over how much of a success he was as a king. As a Christian, there is no doubt: Edward’s holiness was evident to all. He made himself accessible to his people, he was generous to the poor, and chaste. He was also reputed to have seen visions and even achieved miraculous cures for people through prayer. Edward did much to help the Church in many ways. His lasting contribution was the original Westminster Abbey - a huge Romanesque church, 300 feet long, with a nave of 12 bays. Westminster Abbey became the place of coronation and burial of kings and queens of England. It was finished and consecrated just before his death. Edward was buried there, and his relics are undisturbed to this day. During the Middle Ages, Edward was a very popular saint: along with Edmund of East Anglia he was widely considered to be England’s patron saint for a time. ##

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The Situation in Hell Essays he following is supposedly an actual question given on an Oxford University Tchemistry mid-term exam. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my First year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being. THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".

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Prayers as heard by children From Boston: When I was a child, I thought the Lord’s Prayer began: ‘Our Father, who are in Heaven, Howard be thy name.’ I always thought that was God's real name. Liverpool: My mother spent her early childhood thinking her aunt was praying: ‘Hail Mary, full of grapes.’ London: When I was in nursery school, I thought it was: ‘Our Father, who art in Heaven, how didja know our name?’ Glasgow: I remember thinking this prayer said: ‘Give us this day our jelly bread.’ Norwich: I once knew a child whose favourite hymn was ‘Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear.’ Manchester: When I was younger, I believed the line was ‘Lead a snot into temptation.’ I thought I was praying for my little sister to get into trouble.

In praise of grandparents! he 6th October is ‘Grandparents Day’. Grandparents in the UK number Tabout 17 million, or more than one in four of the adult population. Grandparents average out at 68 years of age, have four grandchildren who live 10 miles away, and who spend five hours per visit. Grandparents have multiple roles as their grandchildren grow up: playmates, teachers, confidants, spiritual guides, mentors, role models and nurturers, as well as pray-ers. They also can keep children’s milestones, family history and family events alive. Grandchildren will often discuss their personal concerns with a trusted grandparent. Grandparents are also important for the UK economy! Nine million of them looked after their grandchildren in 2017. On average they did so for eight hours a week, and 96% received no payment. Research has found that if grandparents go to church regularly, 60% of their grandchildren are likely to go to church also. Grandparental example is followed! As about 10% of UK grandparents are churchgoers, would a church ‘Grandparents’ Group,’ to help grandparents meet, discuss issues and pray for their grandchildren be useful? 92:14 is a wonderful promise! Grandparents’ Day in the UK is the first Sunday in October. Should we put that day in our church diary for a special celebration of our grandparents?

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Bugs everywhere you touch

his is the kind of story which Tmakes you want to put gloves on. It seems that ‘disturbing’ levels of antibiotic- resistant superbugs have been found on cash machines and escalator rails, not to mention ticket machines, soap dispensers, door handles, armrests and lavatory seats. There were other infected surfaces in Tube stations, shopping centres, hospitals, and public washrooms. Researchers from the University of East London found that of the many surfaces which they swabbed, nearly half had bacteria which showed resistance to two or more antibiotics, including penicillin and erythromycin. As one researcher said, it was “disturbing” that such general public areas can be in fact “reservoirs for multi-drug- resistant bacteria.” The findings were published in the journal Scientific Reports.

Opting out There are 100 members in our That leaves 22 to do all the work. church, But a further 10 have most But 30 are frail and elderly. important outside interests, That leaves 70 to do all the work, That leaves 12 to do all the work, But 18 are young people at But 5 live too far away to college. come regularly, That leaves 52 to do all the work. So that leaves 7 to do all the work. But 14 are tired And 5 say they’ve already businessmen, done their bit for the church. So that leaves 38 to do all the work. That leaves you and me, But 16 are busy wives with And I’m exhausted. jobs and children, Good luck to you!

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Jokes sent in by Readers Lettuce, and Hockey Players man in a Florida supermarket t's Harvest Sunday at a small Atried to buy half a head of lettuce. Ivillage church in rural England, The very young produce assistant told and the vicar is organising his annual him that they sell only whole heads of Harvest Festival where, traditionally, lettuce. people bring their home grown The man persisted and asked to see vegetables and fruit to the service. the manager. The boy said he'd ask But this year is different. The village his manager about it. Walking into cricket team has just won their the back room, the boy said to his league, and the village is in a manager, "Some thick-head wants to celebratory mood, so the vicar buy half a head of lettuce." decides to do something special. He As he finished his sentence, he turned decides that the service will have a to find the man standing right behind cricket theme. him, so he added, The day arrives, and the church is "And this gentleman has kindly filled with flowers. People are offered to buy the other half." bringing their offerings, and in the The manager approved the deal, and middle of the display is a cricket the man went on his way. wicket, a strip of turf with a set of Later the manager said to the boy, wooden stumps at each end, and "I was impressed with the way you people are laying their goodies on the got yourself out of that situation wicket. earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Everything is going well, until one Where are you from, son?" lady places a packet of frozen peas "Canada, sir," the boy replied. among the other vegetables. "Well, why did you leave Canada ?" She is stopped by the vicar and after a the manager asked. brief discussion turns and returns to The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing her seat still clutching the peas. but loose women and hockey players "What happened?" asks the lady up there." sitting next to her. "Really?", said the manager. She shrugs her shoulders and says; "My wife is from Canada." "There's no peas for the wicket." "No?", replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?" *****

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More Awful Jokes friend looks at him and says, "Hey, bank robber pulls out gun points you just went through a red light." Ait at the teller, and says, "Give me The guy driving says, "Don't worry all the money or you're geography!" about it. My brother does it all the The puzzled teller replies, "Did you time." So they keep driving and they mean to say 'or you're history?'" The come to a second red light. The guy robber says, "Don't change the driving slams on the gas pedal and subject!" zooms past another red light. His Son: "Dad, when will I be old enough friend is pretty mad, looks at him and so I don't have to ask mom for her says, "Hey man, you just went permission to go out?" through another red light. What the Dad: "Son, even I haven't grown old heck are you doing?" The guy driving enough to go out without her tells his friend, "Don't worry about it. permission!" My brother does this all the time." ***** They come to a third red light and the wo old friends crossed paths after guy driving slams on the gas, zooming Tnot seeing one another for almost past the red light. His friend starts a decade. screaming at him, "What the heck? Utkarsh: "What are you doing these You're going to get us killed! Pull over days?" and let me out." The guy driving Sparsh: "PHD." screams back at him, "I'm telling you: Utkarsh: "Wow! You're a doctor!" don't worry about it. My brother, he Sparsh: "No, Pizza Home Delivery." does it all the time." So they keep ***** driving and they come to a green guy spots a sign outside a house light. The guy driving slams on the Athat reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” brakes. His friend looks at him and Intrigued, he walks in. “So what have says, "Are you out of your mind? you done with your life?” he asks the What the heck is wrong with you? You dog. “I've led a very full life,” says the go flying past three red lights, almost dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing getting us killed, and then you slam avalanche victims. Then I served my on the brakes when you have a green country in Iraq. And now I spend my light?" The guy driving looks at his days reading to the residents of a friend and says, "I had to stop; my retirement home.” The guy is brother might have been coming." flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s ***** owner, “Why on earth would you want n uneducated father with his to get rid of an incredible dog like Aeducated son went for a camping that?” The owner says, “Because he’s they set up a tent and slept a liar! He never did any of that!” father gets up after sometime and ***** asks his son wo guys are driving down 5th "what can you see in the sky?" TAvenue in Manhattan when they son:i can see many stars come up to a red light. The guy father:what does it resemble? driving slams the gas pedal and they son:there are many planets go zooming past the red light. His father beats on his sons head and says "Someone has stolen our tent"

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man dining at a restaurant they plant me in the ground, I want Aflagged down his waiter and you to pour that fine whiskey over me said, "Excuse me. I have a bee in my grave so it might soak into me bones soup." The waiter replied, "Yes sir. and I'll be able to enjoy it for all Didn't you order the alphabet soup?" eternity." ***** O'Brian was overcome by the beauty here were three men in the desert. and true Irish spirit of his friend's TThey all wanted something to cool request. them down. One brought a pail of "Aye, 'tis a fine thing you ask of me, water. The second brought an and I will pour the whiskey. But, umbrella. The third took out a car might I strain it through me kidneys door. The other two said,"Why do you first?" have a car door?" The person said, "So ***** we could roll the windows down when guy goes to the doctor because of we get hot!" Aa stomach ache, and the doctor ***** gives him some pills, and warns him Roman walks into a bar and asks of the side effect, headaches, so he Afor a martinus. gives him tablets for headaches, but “You mean a martini?” the bartender these would give him a sore throat, so asks. he gives him a syrup for a sore throat, The Roman replies, “If I wanted a and lastly warns him of the syrup's double, I would have asked for it!” side effect: Stomach ache. Another Roman walks up to the bar, ***** holds up two fingers, and says, “Five just watched a programme about beers, please.” Ibeavers. It was the best dam ***** programme I've ever seen. wo Irishmen, Murphy and TO'Brian, grew up in the same id you hear about the restaurant village together. They were friends all Don the moon? Great food, no their lives and married a pair of atmosphere. sisters. But now Murphy had cancer his graveyard looks overcrowded. and was lying on his deathbed, TPeople must be dying to get in surrounded by friends. here. He calls out, "O'Brian, come 'ere O'Brian. I 'ave a request for ye." y dog used to chase people on a O'Brian walks to his friend's bedside Mbike a lot. It got so bad, finally I and kneels down. had to take his bike away. "O'Brian, we've been friends all our hat happens to elves when they lives, and now I'm dying 'ere. I 'ave Ware naughty? Santa gives them one last request fir ye to do." the sack. O'Brian bursts into tears. "Anything Murphy, anything ye wish. It's done." wo fish are in a tank. One says to "Well, under me bed is a box Tthe other fish, do you know how containing a bottle of the finest to drive this thing? whiskey in all of Ireland. Bottled the ***** year I was born it was. After I die and

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St James the Least of All On what to do when some of the PCC ‘goes green’ The Rectory St James the Least of All My dear Nephew Darren Our Lord said that we will always have some poor with us; were He to have been speaking to the clergy that day, I suspect He may well have said that we will always have some awkward parishioners with us. My cross at present is Mr and Mrs Wartleby, our resident ‘greens’, who have adopted ecological attitudes with evangelical fervour. They do not possess a car and travel everywhere on bicycles, have installed a wind turbine, knit their own muesli and I suspect use the village stream for washing. I can picture Mrs W bashing her husband’s shirts on stones on the riverbank while singing a native African folk-song. Everything they wear is home-made; one has a beard and smokes a pipe – possibly Mrs Wartleby. Their helpful suggestions for church life have been legion: the organ uses electricity unnecessarily and should be replaced by a piano; the Rectory should be sold and the money given away while I board with parishioners on monthly rotation; we should only use home-brewed alcoholic drinks at social functions – clearly they have yet to sample Colonel Tewksbury’s elderberry wine, which our ladies have discovered is ideal for cleaning the brass in church. Unfortunately, I made a deeply regrettable mistake last month in not cancelling our church council meeting when I was away at my annual college reunion. In my absence the Wartlebys seized the opportunity. The parish of St James the Least of All is now a deep green, ecologically committed, nuclear-free zone and I am to report back to the next meeting about what steps we will take to save the planet. I may have made one error of judgement, but I will not make another. My list of suggestions is now complete: 1. To save paper, no minutes of meetings will be printed; I will simply tell people at the subsequent meeting what was decided at the previous one. 2. To save electricity, no lights will be used at Evensong (the Wartlebys attend Evensong), although parishioners may bring their own candles – which must first be checked by our health and safety committee (two can play at their game). 3. To economise on fuel, the church heating will only be turned on when the temperature reaches minus five degrees. 4. To reduce the use of unnecessary electronic equipment, the Rectory telephone will be disconnected. 5. A monthly relocation of the Rector will be too disruptive, so I will stay at each house for one year at a time; my first place of residence will be with the Wartlebys. I anticipate that the original resolution will be overturned at the next PCC meeting – most probably by the Wartlebys. Your loving uncle, Eustace

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Wednesday Luke 9.57-end Holy Communion 10.00 a.m. 2 October Zechariah 12.1-10 Sunday Holy Communion Luke 17.5-10 8.00 a.m. 6 October Holy Communion Habakkuk 1.1-4, 10.00 a.m. 16 of Trinity 2.1-4 Wednesday Psalm 86.1-9 Holy Communion 10.00 a.m. 9 October Mark 13.1-13 Holy Communion Luke 17.11-19 Sunday Holy Communion 8.00 a.m. 2 Kings 5.1-3, 7- Val Traylen 13 October ABLAZE 10.00 a.m 15c Rosemary Lockley 17 of Trinity LOSS AWARENESS 4.00 p.m. SERVICE Wednesday Psalm 62.1-8 Holy Communion 10.00 a.m. 16 October Mark 14.26-42 Sunday Holy Communion 8.00 a.m. 2 Timothy 3.14-4.5 Jo George 20 October Holy Communion 10.00 a.m. Luke 18.1-8 Bob Coombs 18 of Trinity ABLAZE Wednesday Psalm 124 Holy Communion 10.00 a.m. 23 October Mark 15.33-41 Sunday Holy Communion Luke 18.9-14 8.00 a.m. Shirley Stapleton 27 October Holy Communion Jeremiah 14.7-10, 10.00 a.m. Beverley Keitch Last of Trinity 19-end Wednesday Holy Communion Psalm 13 10.00 a.m. 30 October John 13.21-30 GRASS CUTTING 8th John Chidgey 20 th Will Osmond

39 Bishop's Hull Parish Magazine Edition 34/05 OCTOBER 2019 CHURCH DIRECTORY (01823) Church web site: www.stpeterandstpaul.org.uk Vicar: Rev. Philip Hughes 336102 (Usual day off - Friday) [email protected] Reader: Gerald Lush 251105 Church Wardens: Mr Will Osmond 461820 Mrs Jo George 331432 Treasurer: Kathy Fear 0774 811 8124 Gift Aid Co-ordinator: Pat Barrett 365811 Safeguarding Officer: Tim Sutton 286984 Tower Secretary: Giles Morley 430710 PCC Secretary: Gerald Lush 251105 Parish Administrator/ Jayne White Weekly Notice Sheet [email protected] Church Flowers: Belinda Luke 289537 CHURCH HALL REPRESENTATIVES Booking Secretary: Sue Faire 288182 Hall Treasurer: Bob Coombs 253697 Covers designed by Bob Coombs. Photos by Bob Winn & Bob Coombs

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