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Take a ride For all you The UWM women's with the Post broke and rowdy basketball team give and the University college students. Judge's UW-Green Bay a run Police Department is the place to be for their money on a typical night. (Page 2) on the East Side. (Page 6} in seniors' final game. (Page 10) The UWM Post March 7, 1994 Established 1956 Volume 38, Number 42 Power outage halts activity on campus Sports: By Jerry C. Smith neering who was stranded with se­ of Music" and church hymns while went out of service. Consequently, Marquette nior engineering major Michael sitting in the Palm Gardens cafete­ half the campus was without Apparently, the University of Wiedemeier for 1 1/2 hours. "The ria. power." Wisconsin-Milwaukee didn't pay lights went out, and 15 minutes "I'm happy," said Calabresa, a According to Kohel, the GMeipoM/ers its power bill. later, there was an announcement sophomore majoring in psychol­ entire campus was restored by According to UWM police Sgt. that there was a power outage. ogy. "I got off work because of it." 11 p.m. The Union had elec­ Thomas Williamson, the supervis­ "We talked about what we According to Loren Kohel, the tricity at 9:20 p.m. Sandburg Panthers ing officer on duty Saturday night, would do if we really had to get out. UWM Physical Plant Services su­ Hall had its power restored at nearly three-quarters of the UWM We also talked about cars and girls, pervisor on duty Saturday night, 10 p.m. By Rob Peterson campus fell under darkness at ap­ you know, your normal engineer­ approximately half of the UWM The outage did not affect proximately 6:02 Saturday night, ing talk." campus was affected by malfunc­ the Klotsche Center, where the Wait 'til last year. causing what he called "minor in­ Amy Shallue, the tower man­ tions in a Wisconsin Electric feeder UWM Women's Basketball All season, University of Wis­ conveniences." ager on duty at the time of the line. team played its final home game consin-Milwaukee men's basket­ "The fire department had to be outage said there were a total of six "We have two main feeders against UW-Green Bay. ball coach Steve Antrim was re­ called to both the west wing of the people trapped in the elevators at coming into campus fromWiscon ­ Wisconsin Electric would minded, whether it was by his library and Sandburg Hall because Sandburg. Williamson said only sin Electric," Kohel said. "One not comment on the outage. team's play on the court or by the there were people stuck in the el­ one student was caught in the press, of the players — Marc evators," Williamson said. "They library's elevator. Mitchell, Craig Greene and Ray got them out with no incidents." While the power outage was Perine ~ he did not have. The Post was able to talk to two stressful for those trapped in the It would have been nice to have of the stranded students after they elevators, others merely had to find the firepower of those guys to were rescued by the fire depart­ things to do to pass the time. play Marquette University Satur­ ment between the second and third Ron Torrance, Keri Ann day. floors of Sandburg's South Tower. Calabresa and Kari Loomis did so But it was Marquette, led by "We were going down and all by singing the "Star Spangled Ban­ seniors Jim Mcllvaine and Damon the sudden we stopped," said ner," "The Little Mermaid," Key, who had too much firepower Steve Ver.Haagh, a senior in engi­ "Aladdin," "Grease," "The Sound for the Panthers, as the Warriors defeatedUWM, 73-51, at the Bra­ dley Center Saturday. UWM finished with a 10-17 UWM award draws record, the Panthers' first losing season since 1989-90 when the Panthers went 10-18. praise, criticism Marquette, who is the top seed for the Great Midwest Conference By Brian Huber tournament, finishes the regular season with a 22-7 mark. Despite the loss, Antrim was While thousands of students in campuses across the state are preparing themselves for "the real world" where they'll drive BMWs, live in pleased with his team's effort. mansions and make large sums of money, the pictures they paint for "I was really proud of the way themselves all too often are not representative of reality. we played," Antrim said. "In the In reality, management cutbacks, increasing costs of living, unemploy­ first half we tried to stay in the ment indices and various other economic factors combine to create nothing game, and we did that. We tried to short of an unending battle for millions of blue-collar workers around the get a little run in the second half, country. and we did that." This scenario closely resembles one being played out here in Milwau­ That they did. For 25 minutes, kee; the ongoing dispute between Briggs & Stratton Corp. and the AFL- UWM kept the 16,255 people in CIO Local 7232. The fires of discord were fanned Friday when Fred Stratton, attendance, mainly Marquette Chairman and CEO of Briggs & Stratton received the Robert W. Baird faithful, on the edge of their seats. Award for Management Excellence at a ceremony at the Hyatt Regency, Using a 2-2-1 zone defense to 333 W. Kilbourn Ave., before a crowd of 450 people and a small group of counter Marquette's size advan­ protesters in front of the building. tage inside, UWM forced The award, given annually to a Wisconsin corporation demonstrating Marquette to the outside. superior financial achievement and community involvement, is given by FINALE CONTINUED ON 11 • Robert W. Baird,Inc, in conjunction with the University of Wisconsin- Milwaukee Executive MBA Alumni Association. Arts and Entertainment: "We've had nothing but positive response from the business commu­ nity (in giving Stratton the award)," said Bill Kraus, assistant dean for the UWM School of Business Administration. Exhibit features variety of styles However, several people are against the award, since Briggs has made it no secret that it intends to move several jobs out of the area. By Miriam Clarke has about six shows a year. According to Stan Yasaitis, president of AFSCME Local 82 at UWM, The invaluable resource that the gallery provides "the fact is they are giving a prestigious award to a man who's destroyed Art galleries are plentiful in Milwaukee. But one of to students is as a place of real art for real folk. The thousands of jobs and threatens to move more. We're embarrassed that particular interest to students is the Katie Gingrass gallery is not a museum, the works found in the UWM is sponsoring this award." Gallery, 241N. Broadway Ave., which is currently the Gingrass gallery are intended to hang over sofas, Yasaitis said even though Briggs posted record profits for the fourth home of the Gallery Artist Show and will be present­ fireplaces and tables. Unlike viewing works in a mu­ quarter last year, the company is exporting hundreds of jobs out of the state ing the exhibit until March 15. seum, seeing art in a gallery, price tag and all, brings and to Mexico. The Gallery Artist Show features nine artists from the art to a more comfortable level for most people "Basically, Briggs & Stratton found itself in a competitively bad Wisconsin and one from Illinois. All of the paintings compared to the stuffiness often associated with art situation in the early '80s," said Kraus. "They were faced with two choices: are either still lifes or landscapes. However, all of the museums. they could do the things necessary to remain in business, or they could go artists created their subjects in their own style, from Many of the art classes at the University of Wis­ out of business like Allis-Chalmers did. realism to abstraction, and their own medium, from consin-Milwaukee require visits to a gallery. The "The actions taken are clearly in the best interests of the company's watercolorto oil. Gingrass gallery would be a good place to start. In survival and supplying jobs for many people." The roots of the dispute The Gallery, in existence for 13 years, is tucked addition to a helpful staff, the gallery has a cozy, warm run deep, back to 1982, when a strike ended with workers losing a lot of peacefully downtown, south of the interstate and feel to it. The space is organized with an eye towards „ benefits just to keep their jobs. According to the Local 7232 Reporter, the near MI AD. Staff member Elaine Hoth describes the openness and light. In contrast to the sometimes, works they show as contemporary art and fine crafts. AWARD CONTINUED ON 4 • They also feature a variety of jewelry. In all the gallery GALLERY CONTINUED ON 8 • Dodge dealerships and Pettit Center combine cars and skating Are you sickof militarism and violence in the United States? 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Third, they must Board of Regents is a powerful council in nominations does not allow for enough input to nominate one of the recommended candi­ be knowledgeable about higher education Wisconsin, making policies and goals for the by the people who are most affected by their dates . The Nominating Council will consist of and the UW System. Fourth, they must be entire state system. The regents serving on decisions," said Ron Sissel, Jr., President of one faculty member, one academic staff mem­ involved with public instruction and higher the board are appointed by the governor, but UC. "This bill will help to further implement ber, one student, one person appointed by education in this state. several groups feel the board is lopsided in the spirit of shared governance as embodied the UW System President and three people United Council also emphasized the need favor of the Milwaukee area. Over half of the in Chapter 36 of the Wisconsin Statutes." appointed by the governor. for regents to be very familiar with higher board's regents are fromth e greater Milwau­ While in testimony before the Assembly "By delegating the search-and-screen education issues and problems in order to kee area, while only three are from northern Colleges and Universities Committee, UC process to an independent council, the re­ confidently address them. Wisconsin. It also under-represents women representatives urged committee members to gent appointment process is insulated from "It is essential that those serving as re­ and minorities since there are only three approve the bill which will make the UW political pressures without unduly restrict­ gents understand higher education issues. women and one African American. System Board of Regents more representa­ ing the power of the governor to select re­ Having a crash course on the UW System Feb. 23, the United Council of UW Stu­ tive of the state and more knowledgeable on gents. The governor would still be able to after appointment is not enough to ensure dent Governments (UC) went before the state higher education. select the regent nominee from among the that the needs of the students, faculty, par­ legislature, testifying in favor of Assembly "The Board of Regents must become qualified candidates recommended by the ents and taxpayers are understood and acted Bill 1109, sponsored by state Rep. Tammy more representative of the entire state, and it Nominating Council," Stacy said. upon effectively," Stacy said. Baldwin (D-Madison), creating a board of must focus its energies on educational is­ Although there are currently no concrete In addition, the bill will reduce the term of regents Nominating Council and establish­ sues. This bill would be a major step toward requirements for selection of regent nomi­ office for citizen regents from seven to five ing standards for regent selection and short­ greater Regent accountability to its constitu­ nees, the bill instructs the Nominating Com­ years. ening regent terms. ents," said David C. Stacy, UC Legislative mittee on some favorable aspects to ensure Baldwin summed Up the positions of those Assembly Bill 1109 was approved by the Affairs Director. highly qualified and more representative BILL CONTINUED ON 4 • Assembly Colleges and Universities Com­ The Nominating Council would recom­ nominees. 'COPS,1 UWM style: A night with the university police By Chad Sirovina east, the block that contains "That was quite a night." sponded to a call that a stu­ was running his record, the the Union; and west, the block Until about 9 p.m., nothing dent was locked out of her car. officer who initiated the stop Officers at the University with the science buildings. really happened and we dis­ After advising the student that prepared to write out a ticket Police Department do it all on As we patrolled the area, cussed the role of the UPD on there may some damage to her in excess of $400 for his sec­ a Thursday. Schmidt also covered the off- campus. locks, Schmidt opened the car ond offense. From helping motorists with campus UWM holdings as "Traffic isn't one of our big with a "slim jim," without dam­ The only problem was he their keys locked in their car to well. We covered the Shepard emphasis points; security of aging the vehicle. had already received a second arresting multiple traffic of­ House, the Alumni House, the the buildings and the people After that was accom­ time violation. This was his fenders, it's all in a day's work Kenilworth building, the Civic on campus are," Schmidt said. plished, we headed back to the third. The next step was ar­ for the UPD. Center Campus and the Schmidt said student coop­ station for the notorious pa­ rest. I rode along with Officer chancellor's house. eration is not a problem on perwork that police are known Because the car Schmidt Marty Schmidt, a 12-year vet­ Schmidt said the most campus and most of the trouble for. and I were in had a cage in it, eran of the UPD, as he patrolled memorable incident of his ca­ comes from people outside of The UPD, however, does a we had to transport the sus­ Thursday and got a first-hand reer at the UPD happened at the campus community. majority of its paperwork on a pect back to the station. view of police work at the the Kenilworth building. "From what I've encoun­ computer system. Everything After the suspect was University of Wisconsin-Mil­ "I walked in and there were tered, the majority of the stu­ from dispatch logs to incident searched, we headed back out waukee. three guys trying to steal a car dents are supportive of our reports are done at a terminal on patrol. All was quiet again At approximately 7:15 p.m. and had stolen some other presence. We have a few and electronically filed. The until the shift was almost over. we started out in mobile patrol stuff out of [the building]," people, who just have a gen­ system, which was on line in At about 11:40 p.m. we got of the north area of the cam­ Schmidt said. "I caught three eral dislike for the police," January, also has an E-mail a call to go to the Union park­ pus. The UPD has the campus of them on the scene, and there Schmidt said. "Unless they're system to eliminate intra-de- ing garage because a patron divided into three sections: were three others across the getting a ticket, they're gener­ partmental paperwork. was hassling a cashier and did north, the block that includes street at the bar. One of those ally pretty supportive." After the documentation not have the money to pay for Sandburg Residence Halls; three had a gun. At about 8:45 p.m., we re- was completed, we headed parking. back out on patrol. 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• CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 distorted or obscured by local me­ son said. at Briggs & Stratton who is also try by Stratton and others who are dia, includinghowBriggs& Stratton Thompson said that Briggs, like involved actively with he union. moving jobs out ofth e city," Lange bimonthly union newsletter, since has remained competitive over the any other institution, continually "It is true that we wouldn't open said. 1983, workers have had only two 2 last five or six years," Thompson reassesses its business position, contract negotiations early," "Last year, Briggs had a $70 percent wage increases, lost their said. and that labor cuts are likely. Lange said. "The contract states million profit after taxes, yet they personal days, been forced to ac­ He added that last year, the av­ "Will we move all of our opera­ that contract talks do not need to announced in December that they cept mandatory overtime for five erage wage for the company's tions? Probably not. Will we move begin until 1995, but ifthe company are moving 240 j obs from the Good months out of the year, have con­ hourly employees was $36,600, not some of them? Probably. But how appeals our vote, talks could start Hope plant to Mexico," Lange ceded large amounts of profit-shar­ including a total of $10.2 million in many, I can't say at this time," he as early as this June." said. ing and have seen their medical profit sharing. said. Lange said the reason the union Lange was upset about the coverage fees increase as well. Thompson said over the years, Thompson added that the union wouldn 't open talks is because there award, as well. After a great deal of contro­ Briggs has donated over $13 mil­ has refused via a vote to talk to the is a fear that more concessions will "Management excellence is di­ versy, the union negotiated a new lion to a variety of community causes company about their mutual needs be taken from them. recting a corporation for the com­ contract in 1991, which expires in like charity organizations, youth until after the contract runs out, a "The company is posting mon good. Fred Stratton has no 1995. programs and educational programs fact which can be "easily verified." record profits fiscal year after fis­ sense of community, only run­ Briggs & Stratton is one of the in general. "It's not true that we refused to cal year, and we have not seen the ning the company in such a way largest employers in the Milwau­ "Yes, it is getting more and more' talk to the company, union repre­ benefits of that," Lange said. that makes large amounts of money kee area, employing nearly 7,000 difficultto sustain high payingjobs, sentatives talk to them every day," "The city of Milwaukee has for himself and his shareholders," people in four area plants and also primarily because the supply of saidBill Lange, an hourly employee been turned into athird world coun­ he said. operating plants in Kentucky, Mis­ unskilled and semi-skilled labor so souri and Juarez, Mexico. The ma­ far exceeds the demand," he said. jority of Briggs' products includes Thompson said the key now is small engines for lawnmowers and for workers to become marketable snowblowers, as well as other ma­ in today's global economy, and SWlMfr The Sun Of Kenilworth chinery, die and plastic castings that it's getting easier for compa­ ^ ^^ Tanning Salon and Body Boutique and locks. Over the last 14 years, nies to set up operations anywhere Briggs has cut its workforce from they want. 2239 N. Prospect Ave. 14,000 down to the current level, "There are not as many jobs (Upper level - Prospect Mall) according to figures supplied by paying$15-18perhourforunskilled Yasaitis. work," he said. "That's not a • Student Rates "If you know the criteria for the Briggs & Stratton situation or a Baird award, you'll find that the Milwaukee situation. That's every­ • Convenient Free Parking corporation has fit the criteria for where. • Only Minutes From Campus this award," said George Thomp­ "The workers have to be realis­ son, director of Corporate Commu­ tic about the economy they're in. • UWM's Tanning Center nications for Briggs & Stratton. The good old days are gone and 347-1111 • Therapeutic Massage "A lot of information has been they're not coming back.," Thomp- UC/ Too much power 2 for 1 coupon Student Special Buy 1 Tanning session \ 10 Tanning Bed & CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 & get second session Booth Combination who supported the bill. "By supporting AB 1109, we will be sending the message that the progressive tradition of the Wisconsin Idea is alive and well. The boundaries of our state will truly be the boundaries of our $45.00 universities," she said. 2239 N. Prospect Ave. 2239 N. 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After calling the Holiday Inn in Tuscaloosa, Ala. and asking for room 272, the phone rings once before I am greeted with a groggy "Hello." The voice belongs to Blind Melon guitarist Rogers Stevens. Blind Melon also includes drummer Glen Graham, bassist Brad Smith, guitarist Christopher Thorn and vocalist Shannon Hoon. Stevens has just awoke after sleeping six hours, and isn't feeling well. He ends up coughing about 15 minutes of the 25 minute interview. Stevens and I start out by discussing Blind Melon's image. The band has basically had the "hippie" image, although all types of programs have been airing them. Stevens, like many other band members, doesn't want to be classified, however. "People should get beyond classification," Stevens commented. "Ev­ eryone has different interpretations of bands and songs. It basically boils down to personal opinion." Some bands Stevens likes include Pavement, Dinosaur Jr., Sugar and the Beastie Boys. Blind Melon Blind Melon has earned two Grammy nominations for Best New Artist and Best Rock Performance by a Duo or Group for their "No Rain" single. The "No Rain" video ended up at number two on MTV's year-end Top 100 Countdown. The clip also appeared in the "Best of 1994" lists for both the "Headbanger's Ball" and "120 Minutes" programs, and the band is expressions up for two American Music Awards as well. youthful Blind Melon became notorious when they posed naked for a Rolling Stone cover. Th« UMOJA Marching Band will do an energetic drill team "I don't find that particularly exciting," Stevens said. "We did a bunch performance in the Union Concourse. UMOJA is a group made of different shots and they put that on the cover. I thought it was boring up of community-based youth who are known in the and stupid. Personally, I wasn't too happy." Although Stevens described himself as a "private" person, he claimed community for being brilliant performers and examples of MELON CONTINUED ON 8 • positive youthful expressions in the Milwaukee Community.

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'\/\/- March 7, 1994 The UWM Post Page 7 Boulevard play filled with Machiavellian wit, humor By Kris Purzycki the late '60s, '70s and today, where Mandrake, continues the beloved Guadagni. This superficially simple drake, this overacting, that refines the skeptics have transmuted into tradition of the Boulevard's keen goal is actually complex, involving the actors to emblazon their respec­ Infamous for dark humor and a sort of elitist mind bomb fromth e performance of obscure theatre. As many, includingthe whoringmother tive characters to such an extreme extravagant targeting of cultural mass of tie-dyed or hair-dyed ado­ proof of the play's potency still of Lucrezia and Father Timoteo, a that the audience is unable to avoid flaws, Niccolo Machiavelli (1469- lescents. holds true for a contemporary good intentioned yet side-tracked dealing with the raucous personae 1527) subjugated the ludicrous fac­ The Mandrake, one of model, Troy transliterated the his­ priest. parading about before them. tors of the contemporary Florentine Machiavelli' s theatrical endeavors, toric play into a modern climate, a It is remarkable, somewhat in­ It should be noted that the Bou­ to extreme political and spiritual retains much of the same sardonic Florence of 1962. credible even, how characteristi­ levard Ensemble is working with criticism. When Machiavelli's The observations in the Boulevard It is an irregular j aunt, The Man­ cally familiar the roles gathered are the Milwaukee Aids Project raising Prince was written, it founded an Ensemble's drake, on a well-known, often over reproduced. Father Timoteo, cun­ money to help support those intensely cynical and witty ledger rendition as perhaps it did when wrought topic: love, lust and the ningly acted by a perfectly slick Milwaukeeans infected with HTV. of the evils enveloping power poli­ it was performed first before Pope common denominator of infidelity Charles Hanel and Mark Bucher's March 12, a special reception will tics. Leo Xin 1520. The telltale observa­ between them, involving many cap­ erratic ravings of Calfucci are flaw­ followabenefitperformanceforthe Modern life leaves itself, still, tions of life are produced in the tivating individuals. It's a tale of lessly identical with many of the Playwrights Studio Theatre. vulnerable to the same interroga­ same absence of light with even young Callimico Guadagni and his models found in the news or next The Boulevard Ensemble's pro­ tory sessions that Machiavelli pre­ more of the sarcasm Machiavelli weasel consort Ligurio as they at­ door. duction of Machiavelli's Man­ sented five centuries ago. This cri­ would have administered had he, tempt to subtly seduce the angeli­ Exaggerated characters flam­ drake is held at the Ensemble's tique has been reaffirmed since the himself, t>een standing in the wings cally beautiful and pious Lucrezia, boyantly stamp, sneer and brood own store front theatre at 2250 subversive '50s and was unleashed of the Ensemble's makeshift stage. wife of Professor Nicia Calfucci, to over the scheme of Guadagni and Kinnicinnic Ave. Call 744-5757 in the culture shock epidemics of Tim Troy, guest director of The bed the hormonally piquant Ligurio. It's the humor of The Man­ for information and reservations. Seagal movie a flop

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Steven Seagal, Michael riOVIES Caine __fe__fl__ Warner Brothers By Matt Michaelis dously disappointing film that reaches almost unparalleled Here's the deal. In On heights of stupidity. Deadly Ground, we're sup­ In the film, Seagal plays posed to believe that Forrest Forrest Taft, expert oil-rig fire­ Taft, played by Steven Seagal, man who works for Aegis Oil is the chosen warrior of an president Michael Jennings, Eskimo tribe on a mission to played by Michael Caine. save the tribe from its impend­ After a series of accidents, ing doom. Yeah right! If that's Taft's oilman buddy Hugh believable than so is Tonya Palmer suspects these inci­ Harding's "my skate is bro­ dents aren't merely accidents. ken" claim during the recent So Taft begins to investigate Olympics. the matter. But of course, Taft All kidding aside, On is no ordinary fireman. Oh no; Deadly Ground is a tremen- he's a computer wiz, expert technician and super-strong Oil rig roughneck Forrest Taft (Steven Seagal, right) suspects his employer Jennings (Michael Caine, center) of threatening the environmental safety of their Alaskan drilling site in the action-thriller On Deadly Ground.

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Clint Eastwood, creepiness by , John Santo Domingo de Silos It's hard to imagine this compi­ Sure, most of their songs sound Malkovich Malkovich, knows aU about Chant lation reaching No. 1 on our popu­ like Ringo wrote them and that they Columbia Tri-Star Video Horrigan's past, in which he Angel Records lar music charts, or hearing of the were rejects from The White Album. was one of the men assigned masses rushing to buy the new Others are just plain old pink cotton What is there to say about Clint to President Kennedy the day Record companies are always album, breaking down windows, candy pop. And that's not always Eastwood that hasn't already been he was killed in Dallas, and looking for new talent and music such as occurred when Pearl Jam bad. said? With over 30 years of film uses it to draw him into his they can market to us, but when released its follow-up album. How­ "Here Goes My Heart" is, you experience, he's an American in­ game. Angel-EMI Classics decided to ever, there are always those who guessed it, routed in the first wave stitution. But the past few years Along the way, Horrigan promote music by the reclusive are looking for something extremely of the British Invasion. "Love To have seen Eastwood in top form in begins to doubt himself and Benedictine Monks of Santo different and unique from the cur­ Tell" strays blessedly from the films such as Unforgiven, A Per­ finds comfort in his field chief, Domingo de Silos in Spain, it caught rent music scene, and are receptive "sons of Pepper" mindset and fect World and in the latest Co­ Lillie Ranes, played in power­ many by surprise. What's more to learning all varieties of what does a ballad that tries new things lumbia Tri-Star home video re­ ful fashion by Rene Russo. surprising is the amount of success makes music. If so, then these monks and does all right with them, thank­ lease, In The Line Of Fire. The drama and intense ac­ these friars have received, being are for you. fully. The film took in over $ 100 mil­ tion in the film are unparalled. labeled as "monk rock stars." Their GRADE:C+ "She's a Runner" is a '60s lion dollars at the box office and Eastwood gives a magnifi­ recent CD release, The Best of By Vanessa Mosher sock hop tune that catches your earned Eastwood's co-star, John cence performance that in­ Gregorian Chants, only available tiptoes and takes them dancing. Malkovich, an Oscar nomination cludes the right combination in Spain, has been a hit there, top­ "More and More" is not some­ for best supporting actor. of wit and humor. Malkovich ping the pop music charts at No. 1 thing you want to hear more and for several weeks and being a par­ Blow Pops In the film, Eastwood plays gives the performance of his American Beauties more of, but a little is all right. rough-edged Secret Service career as the evil assassin. If ticular favorite among the 16-to-25 If you really like Pixy Stix and age range. Get Hip Records agent Frank Horrigan, a man films like Robert Redford's 70s pink bubble gum, the Blow Pops haunted by his past. When thriller Three Days Of The Gregorian chant is the monaural My pet peeve this week is new might be something for you. If you Horrigan and his partner, Al Condor and To Live And Die and rhythmically free liturgical bands that think they're old bands. respect the Beatles, I wouldn't D'Andrea, played by the lik­ In L.A. suit you, rent In The chantofthe Roman Catholic Church My extra-irritating pet peeve is new bother. You've already heard it able Dylan McDermott, enter Line Of Fire. used to accompany the text of the bands that think they're the Beatles. done better. an apartment to investigate the GRADE:A+ Mass. Sung in Latin, some of the The Blow Pops think they' re the Grade: D+ origin of a threatening phone By Matt Michaelis selections date back 1,300 years. Beatles. This means that I spent a By Laura Lindquist Gallery/ Regional artists features nature themes der and control the nature around defining them as such. • CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 Gallery Artist Show provides Landscape Americana. An old some interesting insight into cur­ them. In the large watercolor, Iris Along with modern depictions farm with silo, lush greens, a sense crowded walls of museums, the rent art trends. The one trend that and Leaves, Sarah Aslakson por­ of nature, the show also contains of quiet stillness. Nevin's art has Gingrass gallery hung the show stood out was the depiction of trays, in vivid purple and green, more traditional forms of the land­ it all. paintings with ample space around nature versus the depiction of nature. And yet this nature is struc­ scape and still life. The Enchanted Check out the Katie them, to enable a viewer to get the human involvement in nature. As tured and confined by her compo­ Garden#l by Thea Kovac reflects Gingrass Gallery and its cur­ full impact of the work. would be expected in this age of sition. the style of the Impressionists and rent show, The Gallery Artist Taken as a single entity, The technology, humans seem to or- The idea of nature ordered by Annette Schuh's Pears Again Show. It's sure to give you humanity is seen most easily in brings to mind the fruit bowls of more insight and knowledge the works by David Schaefer. His Cezannne. about galleries and the art Melon/ Tired, but rolling compositions are geometrical ab­ Despite the 'contemporary' in world. stract studies of landscapes. In the galllery's self description, The Katie Gingrass Gal­ CONTINUED FROM PAGE 6 Tennessee Grassland, Schaefer some of its works seem old fash­ lery is open Monday through uses solid lines and color to give ion. Farm, Fulton County by Saturday from 10 a.m. to 5 he really isn't reserved. the effect of hills without actually Michael Nevin is the epitome of p.m. "I do a lot of things in private that aren't reserved," Stevens said. When I asked for examples, he mentioned some very unprintable things. Blind Melon has already opened for such big name acts as Alice In Chains, Neil Young, Soundgarden and Ozzy Osbourne. On this tour, the band focused on smaller venues as a way of playing directly for those fans /bnathan Kozol who have supported them from the beginning. What does Stevens see in Blind Melon's future? "We're going to record an album in summer, which should be out by Savage Inequalities early next year. Then we're going to do this all over again. This summer we' re also going to be doing two weeks of festivals in Europe." Children in America's Schools Blind Melon will play at the Riverside Theater, 116W. Wisconsin Ave., on Thursday. The show is scheduled to start at 7:30p. m. with Alice Donut and Dig opening.

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By Matt Michaelis debut is "Believe." The infec­ Smedile. "Anymore" is an­ chance. tious cut that combines rough other cut that showcases the After a few listens, you be Any band that can tour with guitar work with striking vocal talented songwriting of Scott tapping your feet and moshing the likes of Juliana Hatfield, melodies by lead singer/gui­ Hackwith. around the room. The Posies, Bad Brains and tarist Scott Hackwith is tear­ On the surface, Dig may With cuts like "Believe," The Ramones must be good. ing up radio and MTV. seem like some kind of Smash­ "I'll Stay High" and "Unlucky More importantly, any band But Dig's debut is no one- ing Pumpkins/Jane's Addic­ Friend," Dig won't be an open­ that's named after a band hit wonder, as the rest of the tion hybrid. But give em' a ing act much longer. member's dog and has the disc is full of memorable tracks. dog's chew toy on its cover is "Let Me Know" kicks off Dig definitely worth checking out. the disc with the powerhouse Dig is such a band. Currently guitar attack of Johnny When: March 10 on tour in support of the criti­ Melon March 10 at the River­ Cornwell, smooth bass work Where: Riverside Theater, Wisconsin and Plankinton cally acclaimed self-titled de­ side Theatre. by Phil Friedmann and the Time: 7:30 p.m. but, Dig will open for Blind Dig's first single from their thundering drums of Anthony Seagal/ Role as superstrong oil rig fireman unbelievable

• CONTINUED FROM PAGE 7 As the film progresses, Oil most ludicrous scene, Taft Even worse is the role of Bombs go off, people are president Michael Jennings enters an Eskimo camp and Masu, played by Joan Chen. stabbed, beaten and shot. In killing machine. begins to worry that Taft may learns that he is the chosen Point blank, she doesn't have past Seagal films, this formula In past Seagal films such as uncover some of his secret warrior who will go on a great one. The only bright spot is worked. Here, it runs out of Above The Law, Out For Jus­ plans, so he sends a team of journey. when R. Lee Ermey shows up steam quickly. tice and 1992's exciting Under hitmen after him. Among them This scene is supposed to as another of Jennings' evil Both Seagal and Caine seem Siege, he played men with such is John C. McGinley, who is be the emotional center of the henchmen. Ermey played the to give half-hearted, almost qualities that were believable. almost unrecognizable with his film, as we learn why Taft is on infamous drill sergeant in Full cartoonish energy to their roles. Here, it just doesn't work. goatee and beefed-up phy­ his mission and how the oil Metal Jacket. He adds the only Caine, a veteran of over 70 films, Even worse, the action sique. That's probably a good industry is effecting the envi­ wit and venom in the entire must think being a bad guy re­ scenes are boring and have an thing, as he may be the only to ronment. But it's hard not to film. quires only nice suits and slick uneven flow to them. At times, survive the critical backlash laugh during these pretentious Midway through On Deadly hair. Even worse, Seagal reaches the film jerks from scene to from the film. scenes that are simply laugh­ Ground, the plot gives way to new levels of absurdity and bores scene without any continuity. In On Deadly Ground's able. explosion after explosion. the audience all the way to the film's anti-climatic ending. V M On Deadly Ground, Seagal's PRINCll'L E S o f S () U N D R E 1 I R E M E X 1 1 N V E S T I N G directing debut, is a major disap­ pointment. Fans of his previous film will find none of his power, charisma or style in this film. On Deadly Ground is an unbeliev­ able flop. GRADE:D-

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• CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 finished the contest shooting 32 "We weren't sure we' d get that percent (18-of-5 6). close," Antrim said, "and it was "I thought that we played good "Our goal was to keep them against one of the best teams in defense the game," Marquette under 30 percent for the game," the country." Coach Kevin O'Neill said. >"We O'Neill said, "and we were close O'Neill was less than pleased struggled with the ball. Credit to it." with his team's lapse. UWM. They came out in that 2-2- Speaking of close, UWM was "It's too bad it had to be 39-35 1 zone, making us make our shots too close for Marquette's comfort before our guys woke up," O'Neill from the outside." in the second half. said. Marquette jumped to a 13-3 After taking a 39-23 lead on a Whether it was O'Neill swear­ lead, led by Key's eight points. Key free throw, UWM's Michael ing a blue streak at him or the UWM worked their way back Hughes tried everything but bribe realization UWM was close we'll into the contest, forcing Marquette the officials to get the Panthers never know, but Marquette's turnovers and poor shots. By the back into the contest. Roney Eford then caught fire. end of the half, Marquette shot 34 Started by Mark Briggs' layup Eford scored seven points in a 19- percent (10-of-29). UWM came and free throw, UWM reeled off 12 6 Warrior run which gave within nine points on six occa­ straight points. Then it was Marquette a 58-41 lead. sions, but ended the half down 11, Hughes' turn. Hughes hit a three- "We tried not to give up the 32-21. pointer, was fouled on a three- inside," Antrim said. "Then they Marquette kept UWM at arm's pointer — he made all three free started hitting their outside shots, length, mainly because of throws — and hit a three-pointer to Eford especially. They have too Mcllvaine's arm. The 7-foot cen­ bring the Panthers within four, 39- many weapons." ter was a presence in the middle 35. Mcllvaine was impressed with throughout the contest, blocking Antrim did not run any special UWM's intestinal fortitude. four shots in the first half, eight for plays for Hughes. "You have to give UWM a lot the game and altering countless "I told him to stop hesitating," of credit," Mcllvaine said. "They others. Couple that with the fact Antrim said. "That's what he was didn't have a lot of guys suited up Marquette has the best defensive doing. He had the shots, he wasn't and they stuck with us the whole field goal percentage in the nation getting them off because he was game." -Post photo by J. Gardell and poor shooting will result. holding the ball." Key led Marquette with 17 Freshman center Nathan Schrameyer (34) has his shot easily UWM shot 31 percent (9-of- Antrim was happy with his points. Mcllvaine and Eford added blocked by his Marquette counterpart, Jim Mcllvaine. 29) in the first half including 0-of- team's second-half offensive 16. Hughes led all scorers with 23 Mcllvaine is Marquette's all-time leader in blocked shots, 10 from the three-point line. UWM surge. points. Briggs added 14 for UWM. with 257. Fans say showdown wasn't embarrassing for UWM By Steve Zimmerman (MU) were very lethargic to­ As Marquette fans domi­ Marquette, they should also day," said Walter Kieckbusch. 44 nated the Bradley Center seats, win the first two rounds The scoreboard may have "They need a big man, they many of the UWM fans didn't (NCAA Tournament), said showed a 22-point victory for can't get inside at all." If only we could have the parade their Panther gear, pre­ UWM student Tim Brown. Marquette University, Satur­ Saturday's matchup of same type of greyhoud ferring to root for the NCAA "After that they're going to day, but according to fans, the Milwaukee's two Division I Tournament bound Warriors have a lot of trouble." players we had last year ... University of Wisconsin-Mil­ basketball teams brought out instead. As the game wore on, and waukee did not embarrass the fans as 16,255 were on -UWM Assistant Athletic Deana Welsh was one of the Warriors began to pull themselves in the loss. hand for the final regular sea­ Director Doug Beard them, a Marquette season- away, thoughts of last year's Assistant UWM Athletic son game for both schools. It ticket holder, but clad in a phenomenal Panther squad Director Doug Beard saw the marked the Warriors third big­ UWM sweatshirt. She backs playing the ranked Warriors game close early on. gest crowd of the season. n both teams, but think this is began to surface. "I felt they played real well It was also the first meeting led UWM on a 12-0 run to bring the big year for the Warriors in "If only we could have the in the first half," Beard said. between the two schools in 23 the Panthers to within four postseason. same type of greyhound play­ "We had a bunch of opportu­ years. Feb. 9,1971 was the last points of the lead, and to bring "Marquette is doing a nice ers we had last year like nities. We had three offensive meeting and Marquette their fans out of hiding. job, UWM doesn't look too Mitchell and Greene, it would positions twice in a row and smoked the UWM 98-56. MU Hughes scored on three con­ bad"," Welsh said. "I just hope have been a lot of fun to we couldn't capitalize." leads the all-time series with a secutive three-point plays, they get seeded well, so that watch." Beard said. "This team has potential, record at 29-0. brought out the small pockets they have a good couple of Next year the Panthers hope they beat Green Bay. They had With 15 minutes left in the of Panther backers out of a sea first games." to improve with Marquette a chance to beat MU, they second half, Michael Hughes of blue and gold. "I'm slightly rooting for transfer Shannon Smith. Smith left MU for lack of play ing time and an opportunity to lead the Panthers in the Mid-Continent Conference. "I think he won't feel it next year, he will the year after," Kieckbusch said of Smith. "There will be too much pres­ sure on him next year to be real good." As the game drew to a close and although the score wasn't in the Panther's favor, both team's fans warmly saluted the departing Marquette seniors, Robb Logterman, Damon Key and Jim Mcllvaine who, in their four years, put Marquette University and the city of Mil­ waukee back on the national basketball map.

Eat your Wheaties, floss your teeth and read your Post Page 12 The UWM Post March 7, 1994 They do it for love of the game By Jaci Gardell Schrameyer said. "They have big ask Coach Antrim.' Then he came schools out there, you know Okla­ back on the phone and said "Yeah.' What some people won't do for homa, Georgetown, Kentucky. That was it." love. Those schools talked to me, but I For Smith, that moment has yet Two newcomers this year on didn't want to go there. I wanted to to sink in, even though his playing the University of Wisconsin-Mil­ play right away. Contribute, that's time has increased with almost ev­ waukee basketball scene have done the main thing." ery game he's played. a lot for love—love of the game, the After submitting to knee sur­ "Man, it's like 50-50," he said. players, the fans and the coach. gery a second time in August, "Sometimes I feel like" Oh man, I do What they don't realize is that Schrameyer held on to the hope not belong here, damn.' But then I they've also done a lot for their that he would eventually see play­ think" I got this opportunity to play team. ing time. Rock solid determination and I'm going to make the most of Nathan Schrameyer and Jutiki guaranteed that he did. it.'" Smith were rarely the high scorers "You can't think 'Me, I'm just a And it shows. The man never in a game. Smith never started a freshman, Irm just going to sit stops moving, waving his arms — game and sometimes neither did around and watch other people,'" which appear to be 10 feet long on Schrameyer. But if the team rated Schrameyer said. "You just gotta the court ~ running from player to intensity, they both would rank think T'm the best player.' If you player, trying to do anything he can number one for every game they don't feel that way, you're not go­ to contribute. And when he hears played. ing to get what you want. You the substitution buzzer, he looks Schrameyer is a freshman cen­ can't. like a puppy bereft of a bone. ter who, because of his aggressive "I get really mad at my self when "The first thing I think when I'm style of play, has already found I play bad out there. I think Coach out there is "I'm going to make himself a cheering section. (Steve) Antrim sees that. Some­ something happen. Spark the Every home game they're there times he thinks I'm mad at him, but team,'" Smith said. "Do something — five guys who sit near the court I'm really just mad at myself." that will contribute to the team. I try and scream wildly every time the 6- As far as Antrim is concerned, to contribute, that's it, really." foot 8-inch player comes in. It is Schrameyer has the potential to That and one other thing: Never -Post photo by J. Gardell unusual that a new and young have an "outstanding career" at let them see you sweat. Nathan Schrameyer (34) has proven himself a spark plug for player should generate such pas­ UWM. As far as Schrameyer is "Once I get out there, I just go. the Panthers this year. The freshman center, shown here in sion. Unusual for anyone except concerned, talk is cheap. I'm never intimidated. I never let it a game vs. Chicago State, has become famous for his Nathan Schrameyer. "I'veheard people say "Oh, he's happen. Never, never, never." trademark bellow after a rebound. "After our last game at the got potential.' I hate that," Mecca, I went and shook hands Schrameyer said. "Potential' s noth­ with the guys that cheered me on," ing unless you do something about $2.50 MILWAUKEE ADMIRALS $2.50 Schrameyer said. "I'm what you it. would call a "gamer.' I like an audi­ "I'm not the best athlete out OFF OFF ence." there, you can see that. I can't jump COLLEGE NIGHT His intensity is easily recogniz­ the highest. I'm not the fastest. able. Just look for the guy who Neither is Jutiki, so we have to play Students - Save Big On All The Action! bellows when he gets the rebound, intense." scattering referees and players alike. And while it appears that SATURDAY, MARCH 12th "It's hard to express what I'm Schrameyer spent his life preparing thinking then," Schrameyer said. for this level of play, that is hardly vs. Kansas City Blades "I just don't want anybody near me the case for freshman point guard then. I'm the only one on the court. Smith. 7:30 p.m. I'm the only guy with the ball. I'm Trying out for the team as a just being a competitor." walk-on one year after graduating nrr- Schrameyer, who came to UWM from high school, basketball was WAREHOUSE *SUBUJRV» from Sheboygan-North High barely a dream for Smith, who first i School, has been intent upon suc­ planned to attend Valencia Com­ Coupon may be redeemed at the Mflwaukee Admirals office at the Bradley Center, (1001 N. 4th St., Milwaukee, Wl 53203) by mail or In person Mon. -Fri., 9:00am. to 5:00p.m., or at the Bradley Center Box Office during the same cess in basketball his whole life. His munity College in Orlando, Fla. hours, and each day of the game starting 1 hour before the start of each game. No phone orders. older brother Scott turned him on to "I wanted to get some experi­ SUBJECT TO TICKET AVAILABILITY. NOT VALID WITH OTHER ADVERTISED SPECIALS. ONE COUPON PER TICKET PLEASE. the game, and by the time he was ence at a smaller school so I signed five, he was playing on an orga­ up there," Smith said. "Then in nized team. At eight, he played for June, they sent me a bill for an out AAU Wisconsin, and at 11, he of state fee of $3,229. I was like, played in Ohio. ' Puh-leeze!' I couldn't afford that." "I was already competitive in After ruling out Valencia, Smith "BREWERS Openinj middle school," Schrameyer said. tried to enroll at Alabama State, but Day Tue. April 5tlr_ "I think the thing that really made discovered that he missed the en­ Ticket, Bus & Food" me competitive though, was when rollment deadline. UWM was his $15 I dislocated my kneecap and had last choice. He began to work out surgery. That kind of set me back with the team, hoping for a spot on and I had to work really hard to the roster. Then came Media Day. come back." "I knew everybody was going Come back he did, leading his to get their uniforms, and I thought high school team to a Division 1 title "What should I do? Should I call? MONDAY. Miller ICEHOUSE game. He was heavily recruited What will I say?'" Smith said. "So throughout high school. Icalled and asked' Am Igoingto get "I went to camps in Ohio, and a uniform?' And (Assistant Coach TUESDAY All You Can Eat Pasta I've played in Las Vegas," Greg) Capper said "Hold on, let me Voted ^ BIOENVIRONMENTAL WEDNESDAY Slush Drink Specials ^dJL ENGINEERS ^M W^ OCCUPATIONAL THERAPY #1 THURSDAY Pre-St. Patricks Day Party Live Music-3 Bands!! By The Barrels of Green Beer & Irish Shooters UWM tittles Meet the Bud & SnakeBite Girls!! wW Plan a future that soars. Take your science-related degree 2/21/94 FRIDAY All You Can Eat FISH FRY • into the Air Force, and become an officer in the Biomedical Sciences Pabst Tap Special Corps. You'll learn more, you'll grow a* faster-you'll work with other dedi­ SATURDAY Berghoff Bock Special cated professionals in a quality envi­ ronment where your contributions are needed. SUNDAY...... Screwdrivers& Bloody Marys 1 In short, you'll gain more of every­ " tus Specials. thing that matters most to you. 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By Steve Koenig while he was golfing with a fct doubles partner of Panther hitter Who is Glenn Moen? / have the opportunity of Nick Momcilovic. Of course, he's the head applying strategies in the "I was interviewed by the ath­ coach of the University of men's game that I couldn't letic department and I sent in my Wisconsin-Milwaukee men's resume and shortly afterthey gave volleyball team, but what else with the women. me the position," Moen said. do we know about him? When -UWM Coach Glenn Moen At that time, the university he was hired, no one knew had been searching for a replace­ much about him, not even the •W ment for Mike Fried, who resigned players. physics. From there it was on after a dispute with the athletic Moen's experience in the to Boston, where he coached department over which direction sport began at Puget Sound at Simmons College, a Divi­ to take with the men's volleyball University in Washington sion III school-. program. state when he became friends For five years, Moen Moen said working at the uni­ with one of the assistant coached the women's team and versity has proven to be quite coaches. Moen played for two compiled a record of 85 wins convenient, as his wife was work­ years before he became an and 72 losses. He said there ing in Milwaukee as a doctor at assistant coach himself after was a major difference in the time he was hired. graduating in 1982. coaching a team like Simmons. For Moen, there is a great deal "We had a strong team "At Puget Sound we had of excitement in coaching. back then," Moen said. "At the benefit of granting schol­ "I haVe the opportunity of the time we had a number of arships to the players," he applying strategies in the men's players from California and said. "At Simmons we only game that I couldn't with Hawaii and that certainly had walk-on athletes to women," he said. "The men play helped. choose from. a more wide open, a quicker "We were in the U.S. Vol­ "Because of that I had to game." leyball Association and while teach the players more of the At the time of this writing, I was there we made it to the fundamentals. We concen­ Moen has taken the Panthers to a finals." trated on working on a power record of 5-10, including a 1-5 Following his stint at Puget game." mark in the Midwest Sound, Moen went on to MIT The call from UWM came over Intercollegiate Volleyball Confer­ UWM Men's Volleyball Coach Glenn Moen. where he earned a Ph.D. in the past year. Oddly, it happened ence. The record is somewhat misleading, however, as the Pan­ thers have been very competi­ tive. The Panthers played at Quincy College Friday and at a tourna­ ment at Graceland College Satur­ day. Results of all the matches will be given in the next issue of the Post. The Panthers return to action Friday night when they take on Tri-State at the Klotsche Center beginning at 7:30 p.m. Live a Language this Summer

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Is he not also aware that under section 41 of the Irish Constitution, all TERRORIST organizations are banned from the Re­ public of Ireland's media, suggesting that the majority of Irish Catho­ lics (and for that matter Protestants) do not and will not support the IRA in any of their endeavors. This goes not only for the IRA but also for several of the Protestant terrorist organizations. Gerry Adams will never be a spokesperson for us, British (which 60 percent of the Northern Irish population professes to be) or Irish citizens as long as he continues to support the killing of innocent victims, both Catholic and Protestant alike. Sincerely, Katie Moynihan (College of Marketing and Design, Dublin, Ireland- Irish Catholic) Philip Rae (University of Sheffield exchange student- UK protes- tant) Letters Share with the TimesTHE UWM To the editor: I am writing to you regarding your latest editorial pieces by various professors giving the President of the United States advice on matters such as foreign policy, crime, and urban educational reform. I found Perspective these opinions to be quite informative and enjoyed the pieces in general. However, included in the editorials was evidence that this newspaper has not reached maturity. While we all know that there really isn't much philosophical difference between the Post and the Times, Who says that's freedom? I find it appalling that the paper that would like to stand out as the By Scott L. Greer welfare with AIDS, are the reason that the white "responsible" and "professional" on campus would address the conservative men feel abused. They stand against President of the United States as "Bill." It seems capricious to me that It is really quite strange that the left wing is getting everything that the conservatives dream of; and they I have never read or heard any credible news organization address the the credit for being the chief force of inequality, are made fun of in ways that scarily bring out every leader of the free world on a first name basis. tribalism and bigotry in America. It isn't. saddening racist, sexist, homophobic and other ste­ I am not saying that your paper does not have the right to address Despite the academic silliness of speech codes, reotype inhabiting the undercurrents of American the President of the United States as "Bill," I am just suggesting that "phallogocentrism," rape as a Beethoven theme, history. if you insist on maintaining a reputation of a campus rag that you share and such, multiculturalists and the weird fringe of An old rule of thumb is that economic distress and office space with the Times, so that the space your organization feminists hardly qualify as threats to democracy and societal restructuring tends to produce a shift toward currently occupies could be used in the spirit of helping students at tolerance. the right in a country. From the rise of fascists in UWM. Instead, conservatives and their electoral mani­ Europe to the rise of "Impeach Clinton" bumper Thank you for your time and consideration, festation the Republicans retain their age-old mantle stickers in America, the recession we are finally leav­ Dennis Radtke as the chief opponents of tolerance and freedom. ing has provoked a turn to intolerance. For a start, the conservative (as exemplified in Meanwhile, libertarian fiscal conservatives with Rush Limbaugh and his amen corner of Bennett, real arguments get muddled with the charming and Editorial off target Reagan, Bush and the rest) outlook defines freedom thoroughly dogmatic fans of Limbaugh's slick cul­ To the editor: as "what we like." Thus, freedom includes the right tural sadism. While I agree with the gist of the position you espouse in your 2/ to say absolutely awful things on the radio about > Since the security of a job for life and the position 24/94 editorial ("Ban Handguns"), your proposal "to go after the everybody who is not identical to Limbaugh (as it of man-of-the-house has disappeared, there is a search Second Amendment" is a poor one. should). Conservatives, however, refuse to admit on for dogmatic responses. Blaming feminism is a First, opening the door to amend the Constitution would provide the that very similar arguments should allow for things good way to express disgust at losing for good the opportunity for wholesale alterations which, given the drift of the like abortion rights, gay/lesbian rights and church/ ideal of the suburban nuclear family. Blaming affirma­ courts, law enforcement, and some sectors of public opinion over the state separation. These things are topics of interest tive action is a good way to deal with the fact that last fifteen years or so, would be more likely to result in extremely to "liberals." They are not of interest to the conser­ Republican economic policies and the changing world harmful changes. vative white males who imagine that they would economy have made lots of people redundant. (Inci­ More to the point, altering the Second Amendment to regulate never have need for human rights of this sort. dentally, Affirmative Action has made it easier for private ownership of handguns in unnecessary on the Amendment's Thus, "freedom" becomes the freedom to speak white men to get jobs, by requiring that ads be placed own terms. The Second Amendment reads in full: "A well regulated freely, and the freedom from Affirmative Action. This and some decent reasons given for hiring. It has also Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the makes sense, when one considers that most of not resulted in the magical mass transfer of jobs from people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed." The National Rifle Limbaugh's listeners and a lot of Republican voters blacks to whites; blacks are the only group to lose net Association is fond of quoting only the second half of the Amendment: are white straight males. For them, access to abortion jobs in the last few years.) "the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed." is not important. For them, freedom from arrest for Conservatives have brought bigotry back into the This clause is, however, dependent upon the Amendment's opening "sodomy" is not relevant. open, ridiculing people who stand up for diversity, phrase: people's rights to bear arms exist because of, and within the Conservatives do at least take free speech pretty tolerance and societal improvement, and are loudly terms of, the need for a "well regulated Militia." seriously. They use it to belt out their ignorance of promoting the idea that they have the only acceptable The Campaign for a Better Milwaukee proposal falls within the terms history and society, and their self-righteous self- lifestyle. of the Amendment, since it simply proposes to regulate which types pity, at every opportunity. Herein lies the rub: they say that we are all "just of arms citizens may possess. Furthermore, legal decisions have And, disregarding the true origins of joblessness Americans," and that the oppressed should shut up consistently held that the Amendment applies not to individuals but or social breakdown in America (surprise! They're and work harder, since we are all Americans together. to "militia" and specifically to federal rather than state or municipal economic!), conservatives blame liberals for what But it is all too clear that they are merely promoting law. they see as unrestrained indulgence. their lifestyle as the American way, and the only way Sincerely, Liberals, evidently, black Mexican baby-seal-hug­ to live. Jeffrey Norman ging lesbian politically correct feminist Democrats on Some way to be "just Americans" together.

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